Castle Super Beast - SBFC 166: Rob Liefeld is the Uwe Boll of David Cage

Episode Date: October 11, 2016

Matt tries food trucks, Pat tries owning a troubled cat, Woolie finishes Luke Cage, and Liam makes WAY TOO MUCH STEW.

🎵 How do I IOS, Liam? I'm not a fan of this new update and it's really... You jam some gum into your headphone jack. You press the home button twice. Yeah, yeah, that's the most annoying part. And that gets you in. It's so basic and it's so dumb and we live in a world where that is the thing that's bothering me and I feel stupid. But I hate the fact that I have to press it twice.

Well, you know. It's already got my touch print. What's the problem? I'm not gonna lie. I didn't like it. I absolutely didn't like it. But I mean, it's been five weeks now. You're talking about that new IOS update. Yeah. Not doing it for me.

Heads up, Willie. Five weeks from now you'll hear about Kim Kardashian getting robbed. Oh man. Don't get in there. I've never had an Android update I didn't like. What I have had is Android updates that are like a year behind schedule because I'm in Canada. That's an inside jerb. Back when I had a Samsung phone. Luckily I don't have Samsung phones anymore because I don't want to die.

I remember seeing this gift of a game that was modded to make the C4 a Galaxy Note 7. And so he went up to a car and put a Note 7 on it and ran away and detonated the Note 7 on the car. It's this time to do a public service announcement in case you've been living under a rock. If you have a Galaxy Note 7, fucking get rid of that and give it back and get a refund or some shit. Welcome to about a month ago. Yeah, but the replacements are also exploding. That bit's actually new news. They're sending out replacements that are also exploding. Because I was about to say you're talking to people who have already exploded.

No. So it's too late. The replacements are, it's the red ring of death. Your voice is currently coming through the speaker of an exploded Galaxy. Yeah. It's like a red ring of death if your Xbox was dynamite. Yeah, it's a red ring of death in which your phone explodes and can kill you. I wish we could just zoom out from the sea.

It's the fire that's dangerous. Well, yeah, because there was one guy, the explosion will be bad, but it's contained. The fire. I remember reading, it caught on fire and it was he was asleep and it didn't burn his house down or anything. Oh, shit. He had hailed off the thing, caused him to be like vomiting black for a couple days. Oh, yeah. And that's nice and safe feeling.

Yeah. Well, you know, it's kind of like those chairs that were made in China that just exploded. It shot up your asshole. Yeah, two and two chairs. That was scary. It was so terrifying. I didn't want to sit on an office chair. Because every office chair has that air pressure on it.

Yeah, just like the one you're sitting on right now. And you can just fucking look at it. It might just fuck me. It blew your ass up. But it'll fuck you up to your head. And so don't get an iPhone 7 because those also explode now. Do they? Yep.

Are you serious? It's more isolated than Apple's looking at. I'm really glad that Foxconn is down on bringing mobile games down a peg. I mean, I'm really happy with this development. You guys are getting too big for your britches so die. Exactly. At this point. This is the Nintendo NX.

If. This is exploding under smartphone. If the iPhone like 10 came out and it was amazing and it was just like you have. You signed this thing that says 0.01% of phones will explode in your hand. 100% chance that that one. Those things are selling. Those things are selling. To be fair for thrill seekers.

Oh yeah. This must be risky mobile like adventures. You might get lucky. There's an appeal there. Some rich crazy fucker is going to buy a fuck ton of them. Do you know how high 0.01% actually is? A lot of phones. That means if they sold 1 million phones, 10,000 people's hands will get blown off.

That's a risk they're willing to take. That's too high. That's 1%. They sell 1 million phones? They sell 1 million phones. I did 0.01 times 1 million and I got 10,000. As long as you're not doing this in your head. That's 1%.

Whatever. He said 0.01%. No, I did 0.01 times 1. No, but 1 is 100. That becomes 1%. It's less than that. It's less than that. Either way, they're called geniuses for a reason and you're not.

It's actually 100 is the number you're looking for, Pat. You don't need to worry about it. It is 100 people. All right. Which is a lot. Okay. I'd like to- It's 100 people that won't be touch typing anytime soon.

They have a hole in their hip. I'd like to interrupt this regular podcast flow for a new segment. I'd like to call everybody shut up. Okay. Because sometimes- Is this your segment? It's not mine. It's just pick.

It's everybody shut up. Okay. Some news came in. Like just now. Some news came in. Is that our breaking news? It's everybody shut up. Everybody shut up.

All right. Willie looked at his phone as eyes bulged out like guile. They found a SNES ROM for Shadowhawk. Yep. And it's online and it's available. So, Willie, do you remember me telling you- This conversation? I'm going to have-

Make you play a game and you're going to go fucking space bananas. Everybody shut the fuck up. What is this? No. How did this happen? How did this- Is that the creator of Shadowhawk, a guy I don't remember his name, funded the game and then said, work on it.

Yeah. Jim Valentino? Jim Valentino, I think so. And then he goes, all right, how much does it take to produce cartridges? Easy. What? I'm not paying that. So the game just sat there.

Was completed and this never went anywhere? And then the other thing about it, Willie, is that the game predominantly features Bionic, Commando-style swinging and grappling. Okay. And when you get to bosses, it turns into a fighting game. Okay. Okay. Just to make sure that I'm looking at the right-

Shadowhawk's this weird- Image comic- Loser character. Shadowhawk. Okay. Yeah. Now, amazing logo, a shiny black and silver. He looks terrible.

Okay. Matt, you got to level with me on this, all right? Yes. Back in the day. I will level. I want you to, like, find me on the astral plane on this one. Okay. All right?

Back in the day, you got your Trapper Keeper. You're tracing, you're drawing your comics. Yes. You're drawing your cool figures and whatnot. Oh, I trace all the time. You trace some Shadowhawk sometimes? I've drawn Shadowhawk. Okay.

Now, now, now, follow me, all right? You jump on your fucking, your, your back. It's back in the day. You got your Turbo button on your Pentium 166 or whatever. You open up MS Paint. Yes. You put your Shadowhawk in that something goes wrong with it. You bucket fill it and it becomes Wolverine.

I've never done that, but I can see that happening. Because that happened to me so many times because it's the same fucking body. It's the same silhouette. And you're so shitty at drawing at the time that it's just an easy conversion. And some kids are like, is that the Shadowhawk? No, no. That's Wolverine. No, no, it's Wolverine.

It's Silver Wolverine. Oh, you don't know who this is. Shut up. That's his dark X-Force costume that doesn't exist yet. Okay. We're in a world where Shadowhawk is relevant again. No. No, no, no.

That's not true. Shut up. Everybody shut up. You're making lies. There is a Shadowhawk game and it exists. It's right that it's relevant and that we're talking about it. Even after I'm making it relevant. I still barely know what an image comes again.

Motherfucker. Everybody shut up again. We're in a world where Ninjak is relevant again. Oh, that actually looks legit awesome. We're in a world where fucking Bloodshot is the thing now. Oh, yeah. Tommy the Green Ranger is playing Bloodshot. Valiant Universe is back.

What is happening? What is happening? That's a good question. I don't know what you're talking about. They want to have a cinematic universe now, so all these Valiant guys are getting little stuff. But is someone just digging into our old shitty comic pile and grabbing out? Are we going to get wet works on Netflix?

There's only so many relatively big comic companies. At a certain point, even Image is fair game. But these are all brands that should be long dead and buried. But it's like, okay, Marvel DC. Who else? Who else? Well, after that, I guess is Image. Top Cal?

But there's really only so many. But Image isn't what it is now than it was back then. When Image came out in the 90s, it was trying to be the third pillar. And then it kind of all went bust and all their major characters went away. They got their jobs. And now Image is just a good publisher that publishes tons of indie titles that they don't like. They publish saga.

No, I like Image nowadays, absolutely. But now they're not like, they don't push their own plans. They don't have their own. They have their own characters, but they don't look at them the same way. I think Todd McFarlane owns Spawn now, but Image doesn't. I forget how that works. So also on Shrek. So that website Rose-Colored Gaming is trying to do a limited print run of this game.

Because they do repro cartridges and Valentino is suing them because he's like, okay, no. I put the ROM online. I didn't say. That doesn't mean you can just fucking take my ROM and sell it and make 100% of the money, assholes. He does own the character. But it's Shadowhawk, though. It's Shadowhawk.

He's still like, Willy. Your honor, I own the intellectual property that is Shadowhawk. So you're going to jail. Death Battle Shadowhawk versus Darkhawk. Shadowhawk all the way. Shadowhawk all the way. No way. You're right.

No way. Shadowhawk is. What the fuck is this? I don't know who Shadowhawk is and I still think so. That's fine. Shadowhawk's not cool. That's fine. And he never listens.

I looked at some images while you talked about this. That is literally just over. What the fuck you know about Ninjack? What you know about this British mercenary spy? You become ninja. I'm learning more every second. That teamed up with Exo Manowar, who teamed up with the Iron Man. The only thing I know about Exo Manowar is that he was always on the back of Game Magazine.

Yeah, because it was referencing the game he was having. If you're big into Exo, you know there's a couple themes on the PS4 that you can buy. Exo Manowar themes? Absolutely. Are they dynamic themes? I think they're somewhat dynamic. I haven't bought them. I'm sticking with Cornlove.

Because I might need to get in there on an Exo Manowar theme. Set that from that Aquatine Hunger Force skin. No, no, no, no. And if I'm talking about those, what comes next, Matt? After, after. What comes next, Matt? After Ninjack? After Ninjack and after Exo Manowar.

Magnus Robot Fighter. Wow, I didn't expect that. I thought the Ferret. Oh God, no. Because then we have to get into Street Fighter. Or crime. No, no, no. The Ferret is too street level.

You can't get into Hollywood. Malibu is a whole other level. Alright. Street Fighter Malibu, the movie. So what you guys don't know is that you said, you said what? You said who does Shadow Hawk rip off? Yeah, that's right. Who does he rip off, you said?

No, I don't care. I don't care. Everybody shut up. Stop talking about Shadow Hawk. You said he rips off Wolverine. Is that why this segment is called Everybody Shut Up? Everybody Shut Up. You said he rips off Wolverine, but one young lobby life held.

Yeah. Ripped off Wolverine harder than anyone. Yeah. With his cool character of deadlock. Shut up. That's just Lobo with a Wolverine face. I don't remember that character. I think you drew that.

That's a young blood character called, oh God, look at this picture of him. This doesn't play well for a podcast, but that's terrible. Describe what you're holding. It's Wolverine. It's just a rivalry. But what do you Google? Googling Wolverine, man. We'll only get you Wolverine.

Rip off image comics or young blood? Oh my God. This is a whole article saying the top 50 characters Rob Liefel ripped off. Look at his saber tooth. Yeah, look. It's so bad. Is that a different character from saber tooth? Yes.

Oh wow. Anyway. Liefeld is the uve ball of David Cage. Yeah. That's the point. Everybody shut up. Everybody. Anyway.

Every time you guys start to talk about image comics, I become miserable. Every time. We should talk about it way more. There has not been a single time. Did you have the thing where you thought Vertigo was a different company from DC? I didn't know DC owned it. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was a different thing.

I found that out way later and I was like, oh fuck. I figured that out too. Okay. Way later. And like, remember each guy, each artist that founded image comics had their own sub-label. So Jim Lee with Wildcats had wild storm entertainment. Wild storm entertainment. Rob Liefel was of course called Extreme.

Yeah. And Tom McFarland. Hey Pat, you want to go find this sweet release of death? Spawn was Tom McFarland production. Tom McFarland production. You're going to have another one of these moments of coming in about 30 minutes. Oh great. Hey issue one of the sweet release of death is a special collectors item.

Don't you talk shit about that. Yeah, that's a good one. The image logo was the shiniest in the corner. It looked great. All right. Everybody shut up. Continues. Listen.

I'm just, I wanted my 10 minutes in on Ninjack and fucking Shadow Hawk yourself. I got it. I got it. So I'm good. That was an accurate amount of time. We got to talk about Ninjack later though. We can do that. We can Ninjack.

Dude. British spy raised in the Orient, becomes Ninja. And becomes the best Ninja. Stop. That's just the same thing you said before. What are you, what are you going to fucking what? Who's going to beat that? The person not reading it because that sounds terrible.

Also, it sounds super uninteresting. They specifically say the Orient too. Good wall where the Orientals. Yeah. Where they live. It's where those of the Asian clan live. Duh. The large clan.

Yeah. They're hard to mess. Second Titan's stupid. Yeah. All right. You told us you had a terrible week. Yeah. Well, he has your terrible week.

I didn't have much of a week. It's a terrible one. I mean, I'm starting this podcast a little low energy. Is that because of your terrible week? I'm going to try to hit it up. Hey man, thinking about Shadow Hawk will get you through. I was going to say you've been incredibly high energy thus far. Yeah.

You're only just like reining it back in for some reason. Because he's thinking about Image Comics and Valiant. Fake it till you make it. As he caresses his awful razor mouth. Okay. But no, wait. When did you get a razor mouth? Before we used that for a while.

I hate that. You finally noticed. I have to overwatch. It's hard not to see the LEDs. Before we get too far away, I need to ask you a question about Image Comics because it is something that I've never been able to understand from the way you guys talk about it. Okay.

Are these great comics or are they terrible comics that you love? Yes. Okay. So, I'll start off by saying he had a terrible week. I put a lot more time into Cluster Truck and I feel like I'm approaching the end of the game. How many worlds are you in there? You got to like four worlds.

Yeah. And I'm closer to ten now. Or maybe I'm at eight. I don't know. I don't remember. But it was a lot. I just sat and played for a while. Getting good upgrades.

Yeah. And the grappling hook is fucking cool. But it's not as cool as the jet pack. The jet pack is more... I thought the jet pack was kind of sucky. Sorry. That's not true. Wire.

The grappling hook is cooler, but it has less utility. Yeah. Well, we figured that. The jet pack will do more for you in the long run because the grappling hook is more of a zipline than it is an actual grappling hook, right? And some of the levels, you'll find yourself alternating between the two. With the other shit you unlock, like obviously... Like funny hats.

Like Super Truck. Super Truck, right? How was that? Did you play that? Truck. Time moves when you move. Did you play it? How was it?

I did play it. It is what it is. Epic mode is actually pretty fun. All it does is it changes the colors around and makes all the soundtrack replaced with an orchestral score. And all your points are doubled while you're holding that button down. Okay. That's awesome.

Are you doing sick flips now? I didn't buy that yet. Okay. Because I bought that. Okay. How's that? It's all right. It's all right.

It's all right. I really don't like actually that your vertical camera movement is the same speed as your horizontal camera movement on a console that's not really... On a wide screen. On a mouse that's perfect. Perfect. Horizontal camera movement should be faster than your vertical. So I was going to say that, yeah, the game was absolutely meant to be played with mouse

and keyboard just based on like the speed at which you're supposed to be looking around and doing stuff. Looking down. And I finagled it through with my controller and it supports it, but it's clearly not meant to do it. And there's moments where there's menus that you can't highlight buttons on with a controller or you're like, they really didn't want you. Quick port.

Yeah. They didn't want you to do this with a controller. I stopped playing after the fourth world. Okay. Like, I get it. Oh, there's some really fun ones that come afterwards though. I think it's worth making it at least to like seven. Like, I didn't stop because of the difficulty, but because it was just like...

You got it. The stages are kind of... Yeah. So what? They kind of blend into each other at a certain point. I'm going to say they introduce a lot of new like stage environment hazards and element types that are like worth looking at. There's basically like sonic jump pads that are like ridiculous that shoot you through

these like laser like environments. There's missiles that come after you and all kinds of crazy shit that gets introduced a bit later. So it's worth the time, I'd say. I also sat down and played a lot more Death Row to Canada and tried to get through that with the girlfriend and fucking hard. I did the same thing and Mike, like, it's rough. Doesn't go well.

Doesn't go well. The best run that we had was one where we got into a fight like in the game and just argued and like I eventually woolly just got up and left because he's like, fuck this. I'm done with your shit and he just walked out of the party. So it was down to my girlfriend, Jason and the clown and then eventually everyone gets killed off, but we pick up a dog before we do and then the dog is the only one left in the party. Yeah, Matt tried to fix a broken down truck and like my like truck fixing like your your

vehicle stat was low and it exploded in my face and killed me and then she's left alone with Alphonse and Alphonse betrayed her. There's some good shit has been like one of the one of the. The great little bits is like eventually you can get your whole party wiped except for the little dog that you find if you find a dog and then like if you can walk the dog back to the car, they're like, yeah, so the dog makes it back to the car, but you're a fucking dog in a car game over and then it's like, wait, that's about right. No, the dog looks up and thinks about the word Canada and finds the will to start the

car. The adventure continues. And I was like, this game, this game. They know. So the dogs just get out and start walking. Yeah, you can do that, too, but it's risky, right? The car. You got gas.

Fuck it. Yeah. Zombie shouldn't be interested in dogs, though, depends on what fiction. I guess so. I've I've hit a wall, not a wall, but I speed bump. I've hit like a fence, an aha moment that then leads to no on aha, aha in the witness. Or I'm like, I know what you're trying to know. I don't know what you're trying to finish it yet.

I didn't get it. OK, I didn't beat it, but I'm also pretty sure I'm doing things that might not be progression. Hey, let me ask you a question. You beat it. Yeah, I listen to a bunch of podcasts and a bunch of those people beat the witness. So they didn't spoil me on anything, but they did describe that whatever that final challenge is that you don't actually have to do.

It's like it's fucking out there. It's the coolest. No, but I mean, like, oh, it's incredibly hard as well. But it's so because I I got a couple hours in and I bailed on it because I got in that weird place where it's like, I just want to solve this puzzle, but I didn't have the knowledge that I needed. And I, you know, I didn't go to a new area. You got to teach yourself this.

This game is the most challenged I've ever been in a video game where it hasn't been out of my reach. I'd like to I'd like to restart it yet, which is no. There's nothing unfair in there. Yeah, everything. And unless you're going to lead your safe, if you're colorblind, there's a lot. No, no, actually, that's not true. Oh, really?

Because it was very carefully designed so that all the colors will still show up as different. Really? I'm so deliberate. I was very Jonathan Blow actually tried to incorporate colors, puzzles that only colorblind people could finish, but he didn't end up doing that because it was too hard to do. Yeah, it's kind of funny because too many variations in cult TV set up. That's not so. It's kind of funny because knowing how much time he spent making this game and then seeing

the final years, but then and then seeing the final product almost gives away like some hints to me because it's like, OK, what the fuck was he spending his time on? And then you're like, wasn't it? Wasn't these little block puzzles? It's the the the every want of everything. The game is the everything. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's massive. It might not seem that way initially.

It seems pretty big when you start. But once I got into an underground area and realized that there's an area, it could be any size. Yeah, I like I saw a lot of people balking at the at the the price at release, which was either 40 or 50 dollars. I can't remember. It's the only puzzle game you ever need. It's it's not a seven hour indie game.

Like it's not great is so gigantic. I found myself like speaking out loud, playing this, which I don't do ever. I don't talk to myself. It's hard not to. But in this game, I find myself speaking out loud because there's multiple moments where I go, you motherfucker, like you have that kind of like, I see exactly what you're looking for here, and I just need to find the key to get through. But I see the the door.

Yeah, you know, you need to teach yourself how to open the door. What is a key? Yeah, exactly. So yeah, I'm thoroughly enjoying that stuff. And I feel like I'm not I don't know when I'm going to beat it. One day, I'll just happen across something that'll be the end. But right now, I'm just going wherever my interest takes me. And that's the most enjoyable session.

Yeah, a lot, a large part of the witness is just let's let's just go. Yeah, there's just stuff everywhere. The moment. Yeah. The moment you try to figure out like what progress is, I think I'm going to probably not like I don't that's not what I want of this. No, I think you'll be satisfied when when you when you're like, oh, I see. OK, I think it'll I think it'll take you by surprise. It's it's yeah, I still think it's the best game that came out this year.

Like it's not even a contest. Um, it's which like if I had if I had to do a top 10, I don't even know what my second pick would be. But it would be the witness power gap number two. Like it's it's amazing that game. What about Shadow Hawk? Well, the bigger power. Well, yeah, that's a bigger power.

And that's also what was at 19. But this is first release. This is your first release. So it's fair game. It's fair game for Shadow Hawk. Still, it could be a candle. Fair enough. Yeah, I guess I have to play that now. Yeah, shut up.

More research is needed. I couldn't play in 95. I'm glad you're playing it, though, because yeah, it's good. Always get back to that. Oh, man, it was a bookmark. Drop that schlock and get back to Shadow Hawk. Were there any areas in particular that jumped out at you that you like really liked? Um, there's a lot.

OK, yeah, of areas. But one that I got intimately familiar with, I guess, was I don't know what to call it, but it's like a little like temple type thing. Yeah, the temple of the sun. It's got some fruits. The Asian look in place. Maybe. Maybe. OK. You know, it's cool.

It's got a statue in the back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that one. It's a nice place. Yeah, that was a nice little building that I'm like, I fucking know the ins and outs of this thing now that I'm done done with it. But wow, was that a trip? I don't think I don't think you do know the ins and outs of it. I think that's cool.

I don't know all the ins and outs of anywhere in that game. Because something happens too much. Something happened to tell me that, like, no, you're you're done. Oh, yeah, you think you're done. OK, fine. Exactly. Damn it, Liam. The thing happens. Yeah. And you're like, OK, 100 percent this area. Never got to come back.

But like, did you notice on your save file that it says one number plus another number? I didn't actually. OK. Because the pluses are a whole other set of puzzles. When I boot it up, it just goes right back into my. Yeah, you have to go into your get to manually look for that. I finished Luke Cage. Did you finish Luke Cage?

Yes, I did. Did you finish Luke Cage? I haven't started watching it because Matt told me that it was bad. Did you finish Luke Cage? No, I haven't had an opportunity to finish it. I didn't say it was bad. I thought it was disappointing towards the end. All right. I'm still upset for it starts off pretty good.

Yeah, I'm going to then, you know, no spoiler cast here. Just here's it's just follow up on for my impressions from last week. Now that it's done, Marvel Netflix series, with the exception of Daredevil Season One, yes, now have something that we can call the act to struggle where Daredevil Season Two, Jessica Jones and now Luke Cage start off so incredibly strong, great villain, amazing premise that has you hooked and just watching the next episode.

Marathon, marathon, marathon and then something changes midway through the season to introduce the second act, whether it's characters, villains changing or whether it's simply things get a little bit more comic book and that change sucks. You know, I you keep saying that, but I thought like Jessica Jones was my favorite one of all of them. I love you hated it. No, I never did.

Oh, you made that up. But I loved it. I thought it was the best one I thought it was great to like. But I really didn't like the the turn. Oh, that's you. Towards the middle. I'm going to kill people for fun and let this guy out of a room for no reason. I think the pacing.

I think the pacing knows dived right around the middle of the season. I think so as well. And I think that applies to all three of these. And again, Daredevil Season One is the only one that didn't have that. Uh, it shows if you feel it the least in Jessica Jones, um, you feel it the most in Daredevil Season Two, Luke Cage is right in between. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd say so.

But it's enough to leave me like frustrated because I still enjoyed parts of what was coming. But I was like, God damn it, why couldn't you stay solid the whole way through? What is your general like impression of like the last episode of like, what are your general feelings of like? Yeah, there's more to come. We know the defenders is coming. We know that, in fact, they confirmed the Sigourney Weaver is going to be the villain.

Good. So that's interesting. Neat. She in her older age, she has become very evil looking. Yeah. And we also know, like, depends on how strict to the comics they want to go. But we know what like the canon couples are supposed to be. We know what the like, there's some dumb shit. Like, I don't know if you know about like Shades and like the comic book versions

of know some of what's going on there. But there's when are we going to get my cloak and dagger Netflix show soon? Maybe I don't care. They're the worst. They're street level heroes. They could they could make it work. They're the worst. They can make it work. But anyway, all that to say that, like, yeah, I think the end the end notes

didn't bother me that much more than it did me. It didn't bother me that much. I'm I'm OK with the fact that the climax was basically World Star happening in Marvel. You know what I mean? I'm I'm fine. I'll show up might as well. Oh, yeah, I love Kimbo.

And, you know, can I also just take a moment to, I guess, clarify some of some of last week's statements because a bunch of people came at me afterwards because of the black black and black black, not quite understanding the context of the joke I was making Friday. No, it's what movie set. Well, I mean, there's the actual song that's from you. You be you before or whatever the non. I'm not watching TV.

Yeah, they're watching TV and some guys like black, you know, because I'm going to be back. That's not what I'm talking about. Oh, that's not what it was. OK, because I saw I missed the podcast and I saw that title. And and I assumed it was that. No, it was a joke I made. Oh, and it's just it's if you watch the funny joke. If you watch the show, it's just basically like

the writing is unrealistic and kind of goofy and it's laughable at times. But some people interpreted that as woolly hates the blackness of this show. Well, you do. And it's like, how did you literally said the opposite? I don't know how that got twisted. But I was also not allowed to say black, black, black, black. Some people were some people were coming at me like, that's not funny. I'm like, but it was in the podcast. So I don't know.

It's like, oh, I forgot to call. I said I loved that part and that got missed. So that's the point I like, too. All that all that to say that did you hate the black people as much as Liam hates Jessica Jones? If Iron Fist comes possible. If Iron Fist comes out, you're right. It is couldn't do it. And I love that show. It's so good. If Iron Fist comes out.

And David Tennant's not only has this issue. David Tennant's fucking amazing. He's the best actor and MCU. Yeah. What about Crossbones? He's the most likable actor in the MCU. If it is a vicious, you know, what? Or yeah, but he's so charming, even though he's over.

I fucking love Tom Hiddleston. I love him a lot. That's fair. I love his delivery. Is he over? He's over. It's because of the Thor 2 of the Dark World. You know, it's it's because of it's because of the like the the fan girls online like screwing because look at look at that means he's over now. He's Takahata.

Oh, wait, do you mean he's over? Like he's big over? Yeah, he's big over. Okay. Okay. We're confusing some people, but it's fine. Not not done with you. People are working ourselves into a shoot out here. And anyway, anyway, so I'll let's say that if Iron Fist comes out and it one has that run of that,

that like mid storyline weak like point and two has not the best choreography of all of these series. If you've you done, if you saw the trailer for Iron Fist, that actually has footage. Yeah. The some of the they're quick shots, but looks on point. Is the page looked on point in the trailers? Is he supposed to have big I don't know. I didn't get that from the trailers.

Do you case trailers? I was like, yeah, OK, I get it. You can take a bullet. Noz comes on. And I didn't see that trailer. I'm like king of the town. Yeah, I've been that. And I'm like, I'm fucking all in. Every one of those new Lucade trailers had me going.

I was way on board because I saw some of that when I was a combat movie. Yeah, you're getting shot a bunch. All right, it doesn't hurt. I feel like I saw that in Jessica Jones and, of course, the Punisher. Like these are you can't fuck these up. It's like it's written. It's right there for you. Well, John Burnt fall just needs more people to murder. Yeah, like, like, no. But I mean, like Punisher can't have that problem

because even if like he just kills the villain for episodes in just to have him start on a completely different generic crime villain and kill them, it's not hard to make up a shittier person. Yeah, but the problem is more along the lines of like halfway through. He, I don't know, like that's when he meets micro and then puts on some white gloves and like. Yeah. So I what would work? Well, like a really shitty barracuda would show up or something.

That's that's that's not the thing. The thing that would ruin a Punisher show is that episode six, he goes, I can't do this anymore. No, no, I can't kill. That's the deals comes back to haunt you, which would make the character. Or no, no. What would be great is if that happened and it lasts for one scene and then a guy attacks him and he just murders that guy really hard. He goes, oh, I guess I can back to murder as an innocent person, my mistake.

Like remember on Warzone, he murders an innocent like very undercover cop and undercover cop or whatever. And it's it's not even a story crux. Yeah, it's just something he gets mopey about. He feels kind of bad about it, but he feels bad about it as he guns down random goons. Yeah, he's allowed to feel bad as long as he's still shooting at other people. Yeah, he doesn't feel bad enough to not survive a penance there. But Punisher is like a violent super murderer.

And if he stops being that for any length of time, he becomes boring. And the other thing becomes a regular human. Yeah, it would be really nice to get a single Netflix show where the main character is always whining about not wanting to kill people. How about that? Like, I'm fine with a superhero not killing people. I prefer it, but I hate it when the crux of the show is everyone screaming to kill a person. Matt's Catholic and that's a part of his character and you're not supposed to kill people.

That's fine. Daredevil. That's Daredevil's thing. But like my favorite part of Daredevil season two is is when Punisher and Matt are arguing and he goes, killing people is wrong, Punisher. And he goes, fuck you, killing people is the best. It's so good. It's very gratifying. It's the best solution every time. Tell me a solution that wouldn't have been solved by you know, they never come back. Yeah, they never come back.

You know how you know how your villain's back this season? Yeah, mine isn't. Feels so good around my dick, girl. So they also announced to the Punisher show that they cast a guy as Billy Russo, who is unfortunately Jigsaw's alias. And I'm like, I can make it work. Yeah, they can make it work. They've had two times try to make it work.

But no, but what if he's like Billy Russo and then he becomes Jigsaw in episode one and then he gets killed in episode two. That's fine. That's fine. I would you know what I want? You know what I wanted out of season two of Daredevil that I didn't get? I wanted to see, OK, Daredevil's established. He is he is a active crime fighter.

There were very few moments of, you know, of him just like talking on the phone while kicking the shit out of Mysterio, right? Like just just, you know, like, why couldn't we get a bit where he beats up Stiltman? And he's like, I hate Stiltman. I hate Stiltman a lot anyway. Right. Yeah. Right.

And I feel like that works for Punisher extra good because it's like, oh, the the Russians poot, poot, poot, poot, Russians are done, et cetera. Yeah. Uh, I wish Stiltman would still get his dumbest. No, Stiltman should never appear. They should just have an episode that's at Stiltman's wake. No, I want to get I want that story. I want Daredevil to be standing down an alley and then the camera goes to the other side

and you just see the stilts walk in because the guy's too tall. No, no, no. What it is, it's it's it's Matt Murdock at a funeral and everyone's like, I can't believe Punisher finally got Stiltman. And it shans over to the coffin of the coffin super long. Yeah, it's like 14 feet. Makes no sense, but. There's also some notably poor acting.

Who's poor to you? There's some poor acting. Who's poor to you? I mean, I feel like first of all, like Luke himself is he's not a huge range. He's he's all right, but he doesn't have a huge range. What do you think? What is your impression of the speech he gave near the end? I was fine with it.

It was the dude puppy dog eyes, tears welling in his face. That was a Captain America speech. I was I thought it was bad. But I mean, Method Man's a better actor. Let's be real. Anyway, the well, yeah, just method acting. Everybody shut up. Oh, by the way, I don't know if any of you guys have been up to the Montreal Lookout

point recently, but it's been completely overrun by raccoons. It's not safe. Run with us. It's it is not safe anymore. We got everything. Just just a heads up. There's some high level battles waiting for you there. Raccoon deeps.

And if you want XP, you can go check it out. But otherwise, don't do it. And that was my distractions from another shitty week. How's it going, Matt? Yeah, no, I didn't I didn't get all that much. Just a lot of shit storm editing and stuff. Those thumbnails are really cool, man. Yeah.

Yeah, no. He does a good job with that. The that took a while where you just go through all your spook fonts. They look good. And it took a while to settle on Chiller every time. I I was thinking of settling on Chiller. What about joint by pizza, dude? That's a good one.

Yeah. I also like the lack of writing and text. And it's just the image and the logo. Like it's strong. It's you should have your face screaming. I should have. We should have both our faces screaming in the corner. Yeah.

A different scream every day. And sometimes you can like use the stretch tool to like blur your or to bug your eyes. Oh, that's great. Yeah, yeah. You should do it. I wonder if some YouTubers have taken enough of those photos in their thumbnails that you can animate them saying whatever you want.

I bet they are. I bet they are. Someone should do that. Speaking of screaming, I finished Rise of Nightmares. You sure did. Boy, did I scream. You sure did. All you're going to do a play through.

We are. Absolutely. Matt wanted to see if it was possible. I said this exact same thing last week. We're absolutely we can. It's just not going to be raw. Not for me at least. But also not for a couple of viewers.

Yeah. Yeah. But regardless, incredible game of the year. Shut up. You're fucking. In terms of story and shit that happens. He didn't play the witness. Well, it is by the house of the dead guy.

Well, this is like more active and has a more thrilling world than characters is the killer. Your dad connect to because he's the connection. Actually, don't even know. Yeah, that's fine. I'm glad to not to. Anyway, what the fuck? Play Jonathan blows game.

I don't have sitting in a chair waiting for you to show up. This is what I felt. That's what I felt like when I spoke about Witcher for like fucking three weeks and everybody just looked at me with blank eyes. That game is amazing. No one cares. I tried. I really tried.

Yeah. But no, it's it's it's just like all the other ones. A lot of people just bounce right off it because it's weird and Polish. Every time something amazing happens in the witness, I just feel the amount of people that would hate it, though. Oh, yeah. Am I one of those people? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I can't wait to play this game. I'm going to poop on it. No, no, no, no. You shouldn't play this game. I mean, I'm going to cheat my way through. Will that make it better? Yeah, do it. Okay.

No, I'm not. I'm going to do it. Can't cheat in Rise of Nightmares, though. Yeah, you can. You cannot. One thing I'll say about it is that strangely enough, all the boss fights in this game work. And it's the one thing Kinect was like, it just was like,

hit the things, do the motions, and like they worked strings. All the boss fights were actually really fun. Yeah. Yeah. Kinect's biggest weakness was like trying to control a character in 3D space with body movements. And the actual is, since you say that right after that, I was like, hey, there's one more Kinect horror game oddly enough called The Haunt, which is you actually do have to walk in place, get your character to move.

Whereas in Rise of Nightmares, you just do the Hile to Hiller, and your guy auto walks to whatever, which I vastly prefer. He marches. He marches. Is a single haunt really that bad? No, it's multiple haunts. It's not even a haunting. No, it's multiple.

It's like an event called The Haunt. Yeah. That one's by Double Fine or Konami. I didn't recognize a single. I can't remember which one. Did you ever play Lead Maze, by the way? Play what? Lead Maze.

It's by Koji Igarashi. It's for Kinect. It's good. It's quite good. Can you whip in that game? What's your time? I mean, since you see your body, yeah, you could if you want. I, when I hear The Haunt, I think of a single ghost going boo once and then never again.

It was kind of like that. Like you walk into your kitchen and Abe Lincoln is drinking milk right out of the carton. Once. And he's like, hey, what's up? And you're like, are you Abe Lincoln? He's like, yeah. And then he peices, he fades away and the milk drops. And then you live a normal rest of your life.

That's the rest of your life. You're like, you know, I saw Abe Lincoln in my kitchen once. But Willie, it's more like, what are your haunts? The comic book store, the, the. Oh, that's stupid. The haunts that you frequent. Like if Willie's on the run, go find him at one of his many haunts. Okay, that's in the slang term.

Gotcha. You know, in terms of something else, that's very hard to quantify. Like a connect game. I sat down and watched the neon demon. And how was that? I heard not great things about that. Okay. What is the question you want to ask?

Because I know what it is. Well, let's see if you guys have your minds connected again. Well, I know what the question is, but the. Is Shadowhawk an important question? Is Shadowhawk. Is it better or not? Shadowhawk. Yeah, no, it's the, yeah, it's still the important question.

Okay. It's, is it better than only God forgives? Remember that time, Malibu. God damn it. Fuck. Only God forgives. So that confirms it. Do you remember that?

He's a, he's a one-trick pony. You want to talk about that anime? You watched the. Image comics. Guys, guys, guys, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. Stop. You've seen Drive, right? No.

No. What? Okay. You should. Go watch his movies. It's really, really good. Can we go back to the conversation? It's up there for.

All right. I saw it. I've seen it. Okay. So that means he's a one-trick pony. So yeah, Drive is an amazing movie. His pony only has a single thread. Was someone else involved?

Is this a Lucas situation? No, no, this is all him. And then he made only God forgives, which we thought was going to be the coolest movie ever. The imagery was fantastic. We thought it was going to be hotline Miami, but without guns, it was going to be melee and punching. And that's not what we got.

So the neon demon is pretty much the exact type of. We got first born dick. Now it's more like I wanted fucking. Okay. I'm not even going to say, but it's more it's which if only God forgives is hyper dumb masculinity. This is hyper dumb femininity. Is it his version of Black Swan?

It's trying to be, but it fails in every way to be. Because that's what the trailer. That's what the trailer script. Black Swan is an incredible movie. I love it. I enjoy it. Amazing. And it's trying to be that visually,

but it fucking fails to deliver a coherent story. And it's one of those things where like, I'm not getting it. I'll look up meaning of neon demon. And I found three articles and all of them says, I don't fucking know. And it quoted into some of the directories like, Oh, I was going for this and going for that.

And I'm like, but you didn't make a good film. This is unsatisfying and unfun to watch. They're visually, there's some nice stuff. Visually, there's some good things. There's some good music in it. But only God forgives had nice visuals and nice music here and there. So like guys, like, I don't know.

I'm trying to think of a parallel here. Imagine if Platinum made one game and then everything else they made just wasn't good. Yeah, it's suck. Yeah, that'd be bad. It's really depressing because Drive is one of the best There's a company that totally To be fair, he did.

Exactly. You still haven't seen Valhalla rising and all of his other movies before Drive. Some of them are pretty good. Okay. He also did Bronson, which is incredible with Tom Hardy. Yeah, that is true. But I just fucking...

Yes, I know. The cinematography is so fucking strong in all of his new work. Oh, Keanu Reeves is in the movie, which I didn't know. And Keanu Reeves is one of the nicest, coolest guys in reality where he takes the subway every day. He's the best actor. He is one of the worst actors ever

and will always will be. I just watched John Wick this weekend. I thought he was pretty good. Oh, but that's what came to his strengths. You already see that? That's what came to his strengths to be an emotionalist. I can't emote things. So I'll be stoic.

He's a DeNiro. He's a Morgan Freeman. He's a Ray Liotta. I'm good at being me in the role that works for that. And when it's not that role... So this is the work. I should mention I also watched John Wick this weekend, but for the first time...

Oh, you'd never seen it. I had never seen it. Boy, he murders those people real good. And see what he's good at. I love how that movie has no plot at all. Don't fuck with my dog, idiot. You fucked with my shit and I'm going to fuck with your shit. I then challenge you to go watch Knock Knock right after that.

No, I've already watched a trailer and it was very bad. No, that trailer doesn't show half of what he's capable of. But Keanu Reeves plays a skeezy motel guy that's like, I'm going to perv on little girls. But he doesn't do that. Like he can't get that across. And like, no, you're Keanu Reeves. And he's trying really hard to be a skeezy motel.

Perving on these little girls is a totally righteous, excellent adventure, bro. Yeah, exactly. You should have seen me in Japan the other day. Like almost everything he's horribly miscast in. John Wick is the exception. The day after tomorrow... Or not day after tomorrow.

The day the Earth stood still. Wasn't that John Cusack in there? No, the day the Earth stood still where he plays an emotionless alien. He's really good. And in the Matrix movies, he's fine. You said that Ronin thing was all right, too. The Ronin thing was fine, but that didn't matter if he was in it or not. He didn't even have that many lines in the Ronin movie.

Plus, he played an emotionless, like, bunk warrior guy. So it didn't really matter. Okay, I really liked him in Speed. Fair enough. Speed. But he plays an emotionless cop. Also, I felt really stupid that only this week did I realize that the Highway Star fight is just Speed.

Yeah, it's exactly the same. It's probably what it's referencing. Yeah, 60 miles per hour. KM, actually. Kilometers per hour. So I think if anyone's interested in cool visuals and not a typical movie and kind of trippy, then it might be interesting. So if I haven't watched any of these, I should just watch Drive instead.

Just watch Drive, Drive, Drive. Is there even a recommendation here for real? What I just said. Yeah, yeah. If you want to see cool visuals and trippy effects and some good music, it's good. But if you want to see a coherent movie, you should still see it. How does it compare to taking a hit of drugs?

I haven't really taken any drugs ever, so I don't really know. I have to assume this movie was written and directed on drugs. Yes, it's one of those. Because at the end of Only God Forgives, I was happy that I saw the screensaver visuals that it was. But I was yawning and upset. Okay, Only God Forgives is the one within like fucking Asia and Thailand. And this old, this shlubby old guy just beats the fuck out of Ryan Gosling, right?

Okay, I've seen that bit. That movie seems like shit. And yeah, it doesn't look very good at all. All right, let's awkwardly take a quick sponsor break. Let's do that. Today's friend cast is brought to you by Gamefly. Ooh, Gamefly. I know about them.

Of course. What you know about Gamefly? You say, hey, Gamefly, can I get a video game? And they're like, okay, we'll send you the mail. And then you play it. And then at some point you're like, hey, Gamefly, I'm kind of done with this. And I'm like, okay, no problem, guy. You want a new one?

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So no money involved. For the first 30 days. And you get two games. And you get up to two, yeah, exactly. And, you know, they've got over 9,000 titles to choose from. And they've even got movies nowadays. So hey. I've heard a lot about movies recently.

Right. I hear there are real up and coming. Yeah. You know, like video game rentals are only going the way of the dinosaur because you have to actually get up and go get them. Well, the main problem is that the video game rental places are disappearing into dirt. Mm-hmm.

But you got a mailbox. I do have a mailbox. So why not get good games through that mailbox? I don't know. There's just no reason. I don't have a good reason. Well, if you had it. I was going to do more pitching.

Go ahead. Okay. No, because the biggest the biggest benefit of gamefly is that it's like a after your free trial. It's like a monthly subscription, which is relatively low, I think. Well, what is it? Well, you know. Yeah.

But regardless, like it's perfect for like the type of people who burn through stuff. Yeah. Who just like, I'm going to get it. I'm going to beat it. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to beat it. I'm going to get a new one. How many games a week you got?

We would actually save a bunch of money by using it. Yes. How many games you go through a year, Liam? You got 52. 52. That's right. I try. That's a lot.

You know, and we've got our buddy that tries to do even more. Like it's crazy. It would it the gamefly is cheaper. Had I used it in my youth, had it existed in my youth, it would have been even cheaper than the racket that I had running with the return policy at the EB games. Make up for the mistakes of childhood past. Go to gamefly.com slash friendcast. Start your premium trial.

Rent some games. Have fun. Thanks, gamefly. Thanks. Thanks, gamefly. All right. I went to the food truck festival the last day of the food truck festival. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. How was that? Around the Olympic. How was that? Probably one of the best meals I've had. The last time I went out of a truck because for those that don't know why we're excited, food trucks only became legal in Montreal like two years ago.

But they're not even really legal. They're they're put through all these weird legislation things. No, they are legal. They are. There's nothing illegal about them. But what I mean is it's not a food truck in the thing you're thinking of in your city. No, it's hard to get. Food trucks that we have here are very different.

And the main reason why is because the brick and mortar buildings are like actively trying to shut down the competition and they so they get to form a panel that like that affects who gets a food truck and what you're allowed to have. You got to be good if you want to. And what you can basically be is you have to have a normal restaurant located somewhere in the city. Yeah. And then you can truckify it.

And then you can bring three pre made meals from your menu from your main restaurant to your truck and sell five truck form in specific areas at specific times when allowed to. So I think this is if Adam allows it. I think this is every Friday during the summer. They had this around the Olympic Stadium and I just never knew. And Leanna just said, let's go. Let's go. And I was like, yeah, it's the last day.

Why not? So we went and I got the first thing I got was Fried Calamari Parmesan encrusted Fried Calamari, which was amazing as like a starter. Yeah. No, sorry. They had that at the the Plastic Arts as well. Yeah. They do that every summer.

Yeah. And then we had fried macaroni and cheese balls with ribs on top in a little box. Yeah, we had those two. Which was amazing. Then we shared a French barbecued grilled cheese. When I say barbecue, I mean like they just put the fried the sandwich on a barbecue with bacon. Amazing.

And then we had like a dessert, which I took a picture of is called Mr. Puffs. And it's a it's a restaurant that's in Laval. Yeah. And they sell these Greek pastries where these a friend of mine lives like a couple doors over from the guy who owns the truck. So the truck's always parked right near our place. And has a cute logo. I've seen it so many times.

Wearing the Greek sandals. Yeah. Yeah. What is this now? There's this remembrance in your eyes. Well, let's just say that do you have a feud? Because that's. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Because I'm looking at you and it looks like you have a feud. Yeah. There's a there's a feud. Why is there so much tension? Because you have a feud.

Because one of the two Voldemorts of my life is affiliated with that. Okay. That's all. That's a shame because these things are the most delicious thing. They're good food. I had them at the. Is it poison? I had them at the rib fest.

They're they're soft like they're soft dough that's like warm. Is this the pizza? You're not too serious about this Voldemort if you have them at the rib fest. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It has nothing to do with the actual product. It's just the the the owner is related to this. No, no, no, no, sure. I mean, but like you just ate it.

And the little cute guy though, the person who drew that. But anyway. Okay, there's a tangential relation to an enemy to where you go. Right. But I will still eat there. Because no, what it is, it's Greek food. It's lukumades. Yeah, no, I know what it is.

Lukumades are they're fucking delicious. They're little dough balls with sugar and caramel and glazing on them. We had Nutella sprayed on them. It's it's a soft timbit. It's a it's a Duncan, whatever. It's a good crispy. I don't know. What do they call them when they're not timbits?

I don't know. No, no, no, no, it's a Timbit. Go fuck yourself to Timbit. They're timbit. We're in Canada. It's called a timbit. Fuck off. We're making Canadian references.

Everybody shut up. I don't know what you're talking about when it's not called a timbit. Hey, man. All right. So that was all delicious and had a good time. And then had a had a, you know, just normal every day. Thanksgiving yesterday at Pizza Pasta Crime Syndicate. Oh, you're adding crime now.

Yeah. Okay, crime syndicate where I I don't really like eating a whole bunch in one go. I don't like that. My tummy gets my tummy hurts. I eat like I have a million snacks though, like throughout the day. So, but I did eat all in one go. And I literally fell asleep at the table and I kept having to get poked.

That's good. And then, but I was like, what? I'm sorry. And I'll make it very easy to car to crime on you a little bit. And I went, I'm sorry. And I was like, no, it's okay. Everyone falls asleep. Let's all just fall asleep.

How come everyone keeps poking me? Who keeps poking me by the time I wake up? The person is gone. And then I just look over and I see fucking David going. What is this? Are you nine? Yes. Anyway, you're the Pollack at the Italian table.

Yeah, I know I was getting made fun of a lot for that. But no, that was fun. Just had a food coma all day. Didn't eat for the rest of the day. We had to set like one. Yeah, that's one of those. We had to set one PM. That lunch that clears you all the way until tomorrow's dinner.

Yeah. When you wake up feeling full. See how it was, man. Liam? Yeah, Liam, what up? I made like 30 liters of stew this week by mistake. Leaders? What kind of stew?

You made 30 liters of stew? That's the best stew. Are you serious? That was a mistake. That is so much. It's a mistake. That is so much. If I put it as an accident.

Okay, if I get a little... I wasn't measuring properly with my crock pots and stuff. Liam, if you get a ladle in there and you pull it up, how much, what's the ratio? How much beef is in there? About... There's about as much beef as there was potato. But then some of the other ingredients, it was a bit less.

Because I bought... Liam! No, no, no, no. Because, well, A, that's fine. Double the meat to potato is kind of fucked. And that's a lot. No, you got to compensate for the extra shit that goes in. But B, you shouldn't have to compensate.

Because if you're cooking right, the carrots should taste just as good as the other stuff. Liam! And you just have your weird anti-naught meat agenda to push. Did you really make eight gallons of stew? There was, dude, I'm still eating tough. Like, it was a mistake. It was an accident.

I didn't mean to make so much, but I prepared so many ingredients I just kind of had to. Or else it wouldn't be a stew. It would just be a bunch of meat and vegetables on a plate. You got the stringy beef? I got multiple types of beef. Okay. So it's all in there.

Some of the beef was like, only a little bit of it. It was like, I got to empty this from the freezer. It's going to freezer burn soon. And what you think is an anti-beef agenda is really just me being used to my auntie's oxtail. Okay, sure. The oxtail soup she makes, she makes you put the good proportions in there.

The good proportions. Oh, I'm sorry, asshole. Next time I'll remember to microwave the chicken breast. I'm asking you what it was. The good recipe. Why do you want the intact? Throwdowns. Throwdowns about culture food.

It was a big mistake. I can't show interest in your stew. Not if you're going to say then the good ratio. I wanted to know what you did. That's not a question. That's an assertion. To be fair, you did the incorrect ratio. Yeah, you did.

You admitted it. It does. It does abide to the fucking golden ratio. The golden ratio. Fucking golden ratio. The DiBonacci sequence. The DiBonacci sequence, exactly. That's good.

So I made sure that was in there because I knew. I played a lot of Phoenix Wright trials and tribulations. I saw you go nuts about that on Twitter. There's this one character. And I got a real vicarious thrill. This one character. And the character Dahlia Hawthorne. Dahlia Hawthorne, yeah, okay.

The greatest villain in Phoenix Wright. The game's 12 years old, but I still don't want to outright spoil it because clearly there's still people. But I'm on the last trial. She's a bastard. Was it okay to skip? She is the worst. Yeah, she's not there.

I didn't skip it. I never skipped it. Okay, because you got confirmation whether skipping was okay or not? I'm not skipping it. Okay. Sorry, I asked if I could skip investigations one and two. You can. Which you can.

And what I got from everyone was I can and a little bit of one of them will be spoiled in the fifth, but I'm fine with that. It's fine. Don't worry about that. Because I'm not, I have friends who played through them and they were kind of like, eh, they're all right. I played through the first one and it's fine. Me too.

It has the worst last case of any game. It's bad. You mentioned that when we were playing Castlevania. The last case is not good. Yeah, so I'm gonna, but I'm almost done trials. I'm still early in the last case, but I think trials, they have to do a lot to fuck it up because it's my favorite one yet. Trials is last case is my favorite case so far.

That's good. Of all of them. Because the one preceding the last case, it started off as like, oh, all right. Which is the second or last one? The second or last is with her. Okay. And it started off like, all right, this is what we're doing for this case. And then by the end of it.

It's in the past, right? Yeah. And then by the, at the very end, there's like a really unexpected turn. Right at the very end. A turnabout in fact. Yeah. And she becomes the most evil person ever in the entire series in a heartbeat. Yeah.

But I'm really enjoying that. More evil than Mr. Hat. Way more evil. I'm not a Mr. Hat yet. That's in the fourth game, right? Yes. Yeah. Okay.

Does Mr. Hat reappear in five or six? Yes. Briefly. I had any animates even better. Very briefly. Yeah, okay. Yeah. So I'm keen to get there.

I played through two thirds of the DLC for the Evil Within, which I'm not sure. Did you guys, what did you guys touch? Did that video go up? Play as Boxhead mode. Yes. Okay, that video did go up. Yes, it did.

Which DLCs did you? We played the one where we played with Kidman and it was a stealth game. You just played that one? Just that one. You should do another one with the Boxhead one. No, you know what? We're good. No, you're not.

Liam, the reason why I didn't do that is because I asked about that and everyone told me it's terrible and boring and not a horror game. Liam shared a clip on Twitter and I clicked play on it. It looked fucking radical. It's insane. It looks really good. It is better than I mean. It's because the assignment is terrible.

Yeah, I played through the assignment, not consequences yet. I'm going to do that next. And it's terrible. It's all the worst parts of that game in one sequence. There's, I didn't love it. That enemy is really cool. Yeah, the enemy design is awesome. The way it blinks and stuff, it's really nice.

But yeah, I'm going to play through the second half of it. And it's like, hey, you'll find out more about that story you didn't care about. It's quite long too, though. I don't know how far you guys played, but it took me about two hours, 40 to finish the first bit and consequences apparently about the same length. But the executioner DLC is like really the real deal. I wish people had told me more about it. It's not horror, but it is an awesome first person combat romp through the mansion

and various combat arenas and boss rushes fighting bosses who weren't even in the game. You get, you have your hammer, of course, with multiple moves. You have dash attacks. You have deeks and dodges. You have a sword. You have a rocket launcher. You have mine. Execution rabs, it seems like.

You have executions. You get a chainsaw. You get all sorts. It's really fun. It's only about an hour and a half long to go through the whole thing. It's, it's, it's excellent. I don't disagree with what you're saying. You're probably right.

But after doing that assignment, like I am now like anti. Did you guys see the clips I shared on? I saw one. I saw one. Because there was at the chainsaw one. I was a grab of some. Okay. That's the I'm at the place where I actually could not care less.

Because you saw the chainsaw one. I was like, what game is? Oh, what? Yeah. No, it's really, really cool. Didn't it all? It looks like an action game. Yeah.

They did a lot of work to make the bosses have new things just for the executioner. I'm at the point with Evil Within that when I see people talk about how great a game Evil Within is on the internet, I get upset. No, that's fair. Like I'm there. That's fair. But when I was playing through it, like I actually played through it twice in a row, because it's so, it's so fun.

It's just completely different from the main game. So I know it's hard to separate it. But then again, you really love mercenaries like more than Pat likes mercenaries. Yeah, but it's fun. It's still fun melee combat anyway. I'll try it. But it's just, I asked people like a year ago, how is that? And people just said like, it's just this generic first person fighting combat thing.

I don't think it's worth a damn. Like what I'm trying to. And I kind of, so when I saw your clip, I was like, that looks like a thing. It's not really a great shit storm. No, I guess it's not horror. It's only horror themed, but like it's not really horror. It's not scary at all. But like I'm really trying to get across the point.

It does not play like the evil within. It plays like a different game. And so it's just fun in its own right. And it's really satisfying. There's some secret bosses too. And when I finished the last, there's combat arenas and boss battles. And the combat arenas are totally optional. When I finished the last combat arena, which threw in a bunch of bosses,

and then like secret bosses stepped out the elevator, I was actually like, how the fuck am I supposed to kill that? You ever get that feeling in an action game where an enemy steps out, and you're like, what the fuck do I do? That's supposed to be the feeling you get every time you see a new enemy in Resident Evil. Yeah. Where you're like, oh, these two guys stepped out the door at the same time. And I was like, how the fuck am I supposed to kill that?

What am I supposed to do? Are there lock, is there locking on points? There's no lock on. Okay. Because that gives away what you're supposed to do immediately. Shoot the elbow. Yeah, no, no. There's no lock on.

But in a game where you don't have that, it would be pretty nice to be like, okay, now what? The bosses each have their own environmental weaknesses, or most of them do. So there's just one boss where he'll flip cars over at you, and you have to hit the cars back at him, and explode the cars on him in order to really get anything going on him. It's very cool. And if anyone has a copy of Evil Within lying around,

and even if you weren't feeling it, this is a different game. And I think it's worth checking out at least, because it does not even feel like the original. Other than that, I went up north for Thanksgiving and a funeral actually, and it was a nice weekend. Otherwise, I saw all my family, because everyone came down for the funeral. Did you give Canadian thanks? Yeah, eh, of course.

No, but it was a good weekend. A bit, it was a sad at some points, but that's fine. That's the nature of that. Otherwise, I didn't do too much else. Did not catch up on Luke Cage, so I can't comment on that. Did you get... I hear it gets good towards the end. Yeah, no, it gets really good.

Did you get turkey leftovers? No, none this year. I gave that to my cousins who are just starting Sejap and stuff. Because you gotta work things out of stew. Because I don't need it. I don't need it. I have stew. Dude, I have like...

He's got years of stew left. I have like five more Tupperwares of stew at home. It's been going. Like, between multiple people eating it, it's been going, but it's taken fucking... Well, keep us up to date on stewgate. It's gonna be... Let us know how...

If I don't throw the rest out, it'll be gone by next week. Is it gonna go off? No, maybe. I've never had this much stew. I mean, I've never really thought about it, right? I got a doggy bag of leftovers from Thanksgiving. I also got a kitty bag. Because all the kitties get all the leftovers.

Yeah, all the fun stuff, yeah, of course. The only other thing I want to recommend to you, Woolly, is the Rez Infinite theme on PS4. Okay, okay, hold on. How do you not have that? I think it's a candidate for winner theme. What about the Stormhawk? Because I was already...

I got a hawk. Because Exo-Manowar theme is clearly a frontrunner. But if you're telling me now... I think Rez Infinite's theme is... Like, Exo-Manowar's kind of a joke, maybe. Maybe a good to break out when someone comes over. Okay, but to be perfectly honest and candid, it's gonna take a lot to beat Virgil.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know, I know. But the only reason I'm recommending it is because I think it's actually really... It's a dynamic theme. It's got everything moving around in the stage. Yeah, that reminds me. And I know you like the Miz.

I don't know how I miss this, but someone's had a little piece of art where it's like just a little cartoon to be. It's like Woolly tries to make love to us, monitor every time a picture of Virgil shows up on it. I like it. That was good. Well, you're always selling yourself short

by not getting, like, weed-smoking skull with firebats. Because it's not the 360. It's the PS4. I don't know if they have that same variety of... They do! Are the console kings up here? Yes. Are they up in this bitch?

Yes. Or you could get big-titted anime girl who's also smoking weed with a field of skulls behind it. Listen, the world isn't ready for DJZ made, all right? We don't need to bring that up yet. We're saving that. For what? We're saving it.

What are we? You just... You just did it. I know. You fucking... But everybody shut up until Liam gets through. Oh, it's good because something's getting acquired. Because now that Liam knows to go check it out,

then when he comes back... We'll have a spoiler. Then we'll have a spoiler. Okay. On DJZ Made. That's fine. If you know what I'm talking about, you're in there. Pat.

Okay, so I watched John Wick. That movie's fucking great. Yes, it is. Nothing to be said that Liam didn't say. I got to the... I specifically remembered everything you said about that movie while watching it. I remember there's going to be a part where they have the guy tied up

and he's going to get killed. And the bad guy's going to leave the room and John's going to tell him, hey, stop. And he stops. And I saw that. It's like, that is great. That is a great part of the movie.

That the bad guy actually just turns around and says, okay, no, what? What is it? The respect that he shows John Wick. No, like, what is it? Okay, you stop me from walking out the door. These guys, they're going to kill you. And he doesn't just stop.

Like, he puts his hand up to make everyone quiet. Okay, no, what is it that you want? Isn't it amazing how, besides his son, everyone already knows everyone and the immense amount of respect. Fucking beyond Greyjoy, no. Oh, what is it to John Wick? Now that we're at the far enough away,

I would like to talk about one thing that is a slice spoiler. The whole movie, I'm going to get that kid, that 20-year-old, whatever. The young Greyjoy. Who killed my dog and beat me up. Yeah. And he kills, like, what seems like a thousand people on his way to do so.

And he finally corners him and he just shoots him and walks out of the building. And it takes maybe 10 seconds. He gives him all the respect he deserves. He doesn't like time to a chair and torture him. Yeah. He just like, hey, fuck you, bang. He hits him in the gut at a distance.

So that he's slow. And then he walks right up to him. And the guy doesn't even get to finish his sentence. And just immediately shoots him, yeah. It's awesome. It's kind of like, remember the... And they don't even zoom in the camera. No, it's great.

Remember when the dude pisses on the Punisher's grave? Yeah. And he's like, oh man, he's going to torture me, really kill me. He's like, no, I'm going to shoot you in the gut and leave you alone. Also, you're dumbass. Drifting gun battles in cars.

Yeah, that's great. Yeah. What twisted metal should have been. So you saw this week and they had the chapter for the second movie. Very hard. Very excited. John Wick, chapter two.

John Wick goes to Europe. He gets a parrot. Yeah. What happens? Oh, no. What? The parrot starts saying other men's names. I was under the impression.

That's his new kill list. Is it going to become taken? Is it going to be taken? I was under the impression. You have to assume that now he's just a bad pet owner. No, I was under the impression that the setup for this movie is someone burns this house down. Maybe.

I was just under the impression. Well, and then it's a very similar plot as to like, you burned my house down. I'm curious. That's the house my wife and I lived in. Lose one pet, shame on you. No, because he's got the dog in the trailer. Oh.

He's got another dog. Yeah. It's the same dog from the end of the first one. No, it's a new dog. I'm really curious as to whether the game's supposed to fit in with the cannon. Because I'm just curious because the game's happening. Can we fast forward to John Wick 4

or they just reset it to John Wick and the bad guy is just wearing furs of all these different pets? It's Cruella Deville. He's got the feathers of his parrot and the dog furs and the cat boots. There's a villain marionetting his wife's bones from a plane like, you know, what the fuck? I never left you, John.

I paced on your dog's grave and dug it up and put me in a video. The cat gut tennis racket. Yeah. So I got a new TV. I got a 4K TV. And I was like, well, I got to watch 4K. Got to watch 4K.

So I got a Titan X, the Pascal. The product page for GeForce pretty much sums up. How are the birthing scars? I don't know. Glorious. All right. 320p for that. Thank you.

The page for the GeForce Titan X, Pascal, lists the primary tagline as irresponsible power, which I think is perfectly attributed because that video card costs too much and it's unnecessary power. And it is for idiots. Which you're going to do with all that power. Yeah.

You bought a second one then. You're in the responsibility. Because then you run in a PSU problem. So running games at 4K now gives me a better appreciation of what the Scorpio and the PS4 Pro are about. And running games at 4K is the shit. It's great. It's fantastic.

Every tiny bit of aliasing and texture shimmering and every single image quality complaint you have ever had is gone. It's completely gone. It is a cartoon on your screen. Assuming the game doesn't look like a piece of shit. It's astounding. Is it worth the money?

No. But no way. But the fact that a new quantum leap comes out in visual fidelity every couple of years like and you see it for the first time and it's pristine perfect state. And you get that kind of moment again of like it's never going to look better than this.

Here's the deal. How did that happen? I did the five times in the last decade. I did a little bit of research on this and that may not happen again for quite some time. But that's what I thought last time. Yeah. But the resolution differences between 4K and 1080p

are only appreciable from certain size TVs from certain distances. Like you're at a good distance, Wally, from your television. But 4K to 8K is a whole other. But 4K to 8K you have to get real close to your television. You have to get within two feet. So you need bigger TVs.

Of your 60-incher. Yeah. Right? It's unreasonable. Maybe for monitor users. Maybe. But still diminishing returns plus the actual power of the eyeball.

The jump from 1080 to 4K is not the jump from 480 to 1080. It's the jump from 720 to 1080. To 1080. Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic. Also running games with that video card is hilarious in that games are running at really absurd frame rates

to the point where you have to cap them. Can you play Arkham Knight now? Maybe. Actually, I think that was one of the original complaints of people with the old Titan X going, why can't this game run properly? Wow. Even so, dang.

Like this card's twice as strong as the old one. But still. Like they were like, I paid $1,500 to this card. Why the fuck's your game run like shit? Because there's no excuse for that. But the coil wind starts to become audible outside the computer. Oh, god, yeah. That happens to us.

If you're running a game that runs normal, it can run at some bullshit like 1,000 frames a second. You're underselling it. That coil wind sounded alive. It sounded like a creature trapped in your machine. We played a shitstorm game in which I didn't have the frame rate limited and we thought that the coil wind was part of the game soundtrack. Wow.

We thought it was a spooky monster. That's nuts. Right. It was bad. At this point, you're buying a Ferrari and just listening to the engine rant. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. Come on.

Fantastic. Super good. Someone out there gets a boner when they hear that coil wind. I did not. Bah. I coil wind. Yeah, I didn't spend as much time with SMT Apocalypse as I wanted. I just, it just, it's sitting on my table.

You could emulate it on your computer at 4K? Probably. But it's a 3DS. Maybe you can. Yeah, right. Yeah, it looked even nicer. So let's do that. Let's do that.

Art justice. You guys can turn your brains off for the next 20 minutes. You know what? I was a patch, wasn't there? No, no, no, no, no. I, I, I tried to engage with this stew and I got shut down for it. Okay. I'm going to engage with whatever your topic is.

Okay. I'm here for you, buddy. So the topic. Don't, that, yeah. The topic is patched. I was like, you, you fucking showed me no off. Yeah, but then don't tell me I'm using the wrong recipe. All right.

I never said you want- You implied it. I never did. I asked what you had and then I- Girls, girls, girls. All right. So, Wally, now you get to talk to me about patch 3.4 Final Fantasy 14.

Okay. Hold on. I would like, I would like, I would like to try your stew. It sounds good. You're a good cook. Well, there's none left anymore. Not for you. All right.

Actually, there's no meat left in any of the other types of soups. Oh, there, there are like all vegetables. It's all vegetables. And the last, and the last, and the last two is just broth. Just broth. So I'm going to have to put more ingredients in though. That's just soup. No, I'm going to put more ingredients in.

It's just soup. It is soup. That's just soup. Okay. I'm going to have to put more ingredients back in those ones. Because like, if stew has no meat in it at all, is that just vegetable soup, like very hearty vegetable soup? Uh, it depends on how thick the broth is.

Right. Okay. So like, if it's thin, it's soup, but if it's like thick, if it's like gravy thickness, it's hot. And of course, stew only tastes good if you're tasting it in four. And if you grab some full, some full like vegetables, you got gumbo. So I don't know.

Could go a lot of places. Then you get a stew going. I'm super hungry for stew now. Like, it's really easy to make. I know. But it's incredibly hard to get the portions right. Why don't you just put a big meat in there? Meat's good.

A big meat. Take out that water. Yeah. All right. So what was in the patch? All right. A bunch of shit was in the patch. Many of them not worth mentioning

because they're MMO improvements that you would expect. They added aquariums. They added apartments for people that can't buy houses because housing, there's a land, there's a land bearing thing going on with that game. Any MMO that has limited housing, there always ends up being a land bearing thing where rich players somehow acquire all of the plots

and hold them over the server. Yeah. That was always a thing with different games. No matter what it is. Are these quality of life patches at this point? No. Every patch has. There are not things people are requesting.

No. They're both. There is both quality of life stuff. So they added a bunch of interface stuff. They added more. They added a new controller support option where you can have instead of 32 buttons to press on your controller, you can kick it up to 48,

which makes a big deal because some classes have too many buttons for controller users. Sure. There are 32 that you could normally use. Some classes have 35 abilities and it's like, how the fuck am I supposed to do my stupid ninja bullshit if I don't even have enough buttons? Well, what you used to do is you just put some on your keyboard

and just reach over and do that fucking barbarism. But they deleted three moves then. That's the right answer. That will totally happen in the next expansion. Mark my words. Wow, did it. Every MMO I've ever known does it. They add more abilities from every expansion

and they hit a point where keyboard users don't have enough keys. Is the wow thing where the default layout is a thing of the past and everyone has custom menu displays for how much the shit is on screen. The UI is really customizable and everybody's UI that I've ever seen looks very different. Everybody moves their stuff around in different ways.

You can trick hot bars into displaying cooldowns and shit. Like the main thing to note is that in 14 you have your fucking controller bar and as you level up those will fill up naturally. You have to change them because they fill up into garbage. They fill into nonsense. Like they end up with combo moves being like this one's on the left D-pad and this one's on the

fucking Y button and stupid bullshit like that. But there are a combination of quality of life and content patches. They added the new raid and they added a new trial and they added a bunch of things like the aquariums or what have you and the controller stuff. The interesting thing is about what they've done with that new raid and stuff and the biggest problem

they've had for the past year is that everything they put at the end game was way too hard. Way too hard and everything they put in the middle of the game was way too easy. So why is it interesting? Because they've just toned it way the fuck down so that normal human beings can play it. You judge these kinds of things by a clear rate.

You go by the end of two patches which is how long a raid stays viable, how many people actually cleared it? Is it like one percent? That's terrible. That means that most of your server population doesn't even play it because it's too hard or care. So you want to have that five to 20 and they've made it so much easier that like the crazies,

you know the weirdo Europeans that just play 16 hours a day, they beat the whole fucking thing in a single day or three of it in a single day and then the fourth one five days later. But everybody else, normal people, this will take them a couple months. The clear rates for video games in general are way lower than I thought they were.

Yes, like whenever you look at achievements, you get to see like, oh wow, if only 35% of people even finished this game. But in an MMO where that piece of content is supposed to be the thing that keeps people playing for four months, if it's so difficult that most people don't even attempt it, they get bored and they unsub. So that sucks.

So this is a massive improvement. That's pretty much the most interesting thing. Like it went from the trial where you get your new weapons and all that fancy shit. It took my group of people like a month to get the last one. It took us one night to get this one. And then we could just move on to all the other stuff. No time at all.

Like and the way that the reason why the old stuff was so much harder is that you had a situation in which you have eight players and they all get a little circle on them. And if you overlap any of those circles, the entire raid dies. So if anybody moves to the bad spot, everyone's dead.

You start over. So you just play that over and over and you do your three minute thing until you get to that hard part. And then Jimmy fucks it up. And then you all die. And then everyone starts to really hate Jimmy a lot. Now are you going to run into the problem

where because you guys are such super pros? We are not. Because you guys are such super pros. That's just in. Pat is a super pro. All right, fair enough. That the easy shit is now not interesting or not as fun to do?

No, no. The easy shit stayed easy. And you do that to get the stuff you need out of it. And then you move on to the harder stuff. But the dumbing down of the new content. No, the people who are actually super pros, they don't complain. They go, oh, cool.

We beat it. And they everyone think of it as top level fighting game players. Well, I've already done that. And it comes out and he's too hard to use. And he's everyone drops him. Right. And you get a situation where they make.

Remember when SF5 was dumbing down inputs? Yeah. This is very similar to that. And most of the top players were like, oh, that's cool. Or that'll be nice that it doesn't. But then there's a couple that are just psychos about it. So no, it needs to be one frame links.

It needs to be this. But the loudest three frame links for everybody. What is this fucking? But the loudest people who complain, the loudest group that complains about that is the people who are shit at the game but want to think they're really good because shit. But they know about the ideas.

There's garbage like everyone that I've ever heard complain like, oh, the raid's so easy. We're going to beat it in two months. Like, did you ever even beat the first four of the last one? Well, no. I mean, we're working on it. But shut the fuck up, you dumbass. But yeah.

So it's moved from one person makes one mistake, everybody dies, start the thing over, and you're learning it in like 35 second chunks. So if you fuck up, Willie, you get a little debuff and that makes it harder for you to stay alive. And then you continue the whole fight and then you hit the end of the fight and you didn't do enough damage or whatever.

But that single change in encounter design across like pretty much everything results in way faster clears, a lot more fun. And you're not ruining everyone's day. If he's like, I should pull up the fucking chart to show you where you have to stand in on some of these. And if anybody's off by a pixel death, that was fun for no one.

No one wanted that. Yeah. It's interesting because a parallel that I'm experiencing recently is like playing games with teams overwatch being the current one. Yeah. I'm not used to this. You're not used to relying on other people

and what it feels like when you go into a pub game. And like the level, like it's anti fun. It's not so it's not even that it's like this was worse than it usually is when I have my friends. It's the opposite of fun. And it makes it like I didn't want, I wouldn't have spent money if I didn't have friends to play this with.

There is a version of that in 14 that has actually gotten worse with this patch because the new thing is easier. You trick yourself into thinking, well, I can do it. I know I can do it and my team isn't doing it right now. So I'm going to go in a party finder and play with randoms, right? And I bet we can do it and you're wrong.

You can't. Yeah. Because that one guy is so bad. Yeah. And you can see that it's that person. You can see that if that person was not here or replaced with somebody better, I would have won this match or cleared this floor or whatever.

And that feeling is the worst. And it is someone on your team taking the win out of your hands. And so like we made the mistake of trying to sometimes tell the person, hey, no, could you maybe do the thing this way or not do that thing that's making everything go bad and terrible?

And what happens is sometimes you'll get someone decent, but 85 percent of the time you get someone who just is a shit that just either says nothing, does nothing or actively tilts because you think that they're bad and they're like, you think my right heart is shit. And then like you now have a tilted shitty fucker that's going to like throw the match basically.

The most common one that you see in 14 is tanks that don't use any of their defensive cooldowns. Sure. And then they die. And then when they die, the healer goes, can you please use those? And he goes, just heal harder. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, just heal harder. Attack Hanzo, attack Bastion Torbjorn. Yeah, you're doing that. All right, all right, we'll roll with it. Just heal harder. That's okay, we'll do it. Or DPS that attack the wrong targets and the tank doesn't grab them and they die.

And you're not focusing on who you're supposed to. Wow, it's literally the same terms actually. Yeah, no, it's like DPS who's not taking up the person. The DPS who decided to attack that guy over there instead and that guy just focuses on him and he dies in a millisecond. He goes, guy, why didn't you heal me? It's like attack the primary target, attack that. Why did you do it?

Because no, no, stop, stop. No, my scissors is going to cut through this rock. It's going to do it. No, it's, see, any games mechanics, they're all going to be different in some respect, but any team-based activity, the shipbirds that inhabit that sphere are the same between game to game. They're selfish, they're rude,

they didn't do any research on the thing that they think- I mean, assholes are assholes, but some people just want to play casuals. And some people do want to play casuals. And in 14 and Overwatch, there are places for those casual people and that's in the things marked for casual play, not in the thing called for competitive play

or the thing that is like the Raid- But I don't know, if I just want to go online and play as Farrah, like, in competitive, wherever I want to play, that's fine. I'm allowed to play wherever I want to play. You're allowed, but people are allowed to not like you for screwing up their game. It's, you can do that, but if your team has no healers- I'm just saying, I'm just saying not everybody

is being a huge shit bird online. No, but the game, but if you pick Farrah and then the game has a flashing red text at the side that says, you've got too many Farrah type people- Well, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to, I mean, I'm not going to do that. That's who we're talking about. Not that.

Yeah, they're the shit birds. Exactly. That's what I'm saying, but there's about 15% of the people that you run into when they're like, they're turning the boss in a weird way or the night. You go, hell, could you actually do the shield before this and then this? And they go, oh, cool, I didn't know that.

And then that's great, right? But it's the ones that go, no, I'm going to do it like this. And you go, but you're going to fail every time you do it like that. Like every time, like it's not like that's your style or whatever. When I played Final Fantasy, Crystal Chronicles with three other people, there was someone in their group of friends that was playing that refused to ever carry the chalice. Look, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry, Willie. I'm not perfect. There was someone that refused to carry the chalice ever. And not only that, but would push ahead to the boundary of the screen while the rest of the group was trying to survive together. And that was your IRL version of this piece of shit. I've got my favorite. My favorite, it's in 14.

And the mages in that game, the black mages, they do fire spells and they run out of MP and then they switch to ice. And then it regends their MP, right? And ice does like half the damage and they flip flop. That's their mechanic, right? There are people who played wow. And wow, there's an ice mage spec and then came in a 14. And they just, oh, no, I don't use fire spells

because I'm an ice mage. Yep. And you go, but that's not how this game works at all. You do have those. You had? You're supposed, no, no, no, no, bro. I heard you, though. I heard you, but no, I'm an ice mage.

No, though. And it, and... You thought. And I heard you, you thought. But why aren't you playing wow fast? No. Because wow sucks. It's like, but you're making this game suck.

Yeah. What? So that, that's a joy. That's a joy. That's a try. But that's something also, like when I play Overwatch or any like team game like that and I'm playing solo, like when someone, when like there's clearly a group.

There's the inverse of this. And they ask me to do something. Yeah. It makes me want to quit more than anything else. Because I don't want to play with... When you say asked, do you mean like politely or like shittily? No, where they're like, hey, do you think you could do this kind of thing or whatever? It makes me want to quit because I don't feel like I'm reliable.

And I feel like everyone's just waiting to attack me. Because I won't be able to do what they need properly. Huh. Okay. And it makes me want to, it makes me extremely anxious. Okay. And it makes me want to quit right away. Interesting.

Because that is... Like even if it's polite, nice. Even if it's polite, it's because I don't think I'm reliable enough for what they need. And that anxiety of letting someone down makes me want to quit right away. If you feel that way, then you should not. Yeah. Well, what? Well, no, I quit and I enter a new match.

What led up happening? Well, if it's a comp match, then you quit. No, I don't quit that. Because there's a really shady thing that happens. Or quit super fast. Well, here's what happened. There's one person like disconnected and then it was like, you're now in a 5v6. And then it's a fucking...

It's like, you can do that maybe. Yeah. Maybe. If you're on point. But one of these fuckers goes, nah, fuck this, man. I just immediately bailed. And now you're 4v6 and you're super fucked. That's unwinnable.

Yeah, no, it's never... I would never quit because we're losing. Like, no, I always finish matches. But I mean, at the beginning of the match, if there's people trying to tell me to do something, like during the character select, I'll be like... If you're walking into a comp match and they're throwing down the football plan of like, okay, so we're going to take left and you're like, okay, I'm not on board for this. I'm just going to turn around and go get another match.

Yeah, exactly. That's fine. Just I do think though it is reasonable when like, they'll be like, hey, okay, we've got an Anna. We've got a Zenyatta. Hey, do you have a Lucio? Do you know how to Lucio? No? Okay, then I can do that.

And maybe we can like, you try to sort of figure it out. Yeah, no, I can't say I've ever had that experience where someone's going back and forth. Like, I've only had stuff where it's like, play this. Play the... And it's like, I really don't... Like, I... No. No.

There's also the completely inverted version of that in which in 14 there, when you put up an ad. So let's go do this thing and party finder. There's three terms. There's learning, there's clear, and there's farm. Those are pretty self-explanatory, right? Learning is... Okay, people in here don't know.

We're going to make mistakes. We're going to spend the two hours to figure it out. Clear is everybody kind of knows what to do and we're just going to try and get our one clear. And farm is not you cleared it once. You know it back to farm. Farm is you got this. You got this. So when you go into the farm party...

You should never be losing in a farm. And you're against the new battle called Sophia. Sophia does a tilt mechanic where there's no walls to the arena and the whole thing tilts. So if you're not standing far enough to one edge, you fly off the side. If we get to the first one and five party members just shoot off the side of that platform, leave. Leave immediately because that is just going to be a waste of your time. You're going to waste another half hour on nothing.

Half hour? A 90 minutes. Well... Because you know, the work. At the end of the day, no one should dictate how you play the game that you just purchased. Yeah. But there's wiggle room for we need to talk about what we have going in because we're going to lose without a healer.

Yeah, no. All I mean is like, I don't... Like if you walk in to play something, say... Yeah, regular fighting games aren't a good thing. But say... Yeah, because you'll just get blown up. No, exactly. It needs to be a team-based thing.

And Overwatch has quick play in it too. But like say Melee had online and you went to play online and the other guy says, hey, you need to pick Fox so you can help me. And it's like, I know, no man. I didn't want that. I just want to come and play teams for fun. Right. And like...

Like there's no 1v1 Overwatch. It's the only... Quick play is where you just do whatever you want. I'd play quick play like 99.9% of the time. Same here because... It's funny because the things that I prefer Overwatch, quick play because I don't have the patience or the tolerance to do this kind of thing for Overwatch. I prefer competitive, but that's because like...

I like the way team composition meta is shaping up. So here's a good example. You remember the argument I had with Billy about the Dragoon thing? Way back. Okay. So way back when I first started playing, there's a guy in our free company that started to yell at some new player because he was in a later dungeon and he didn't have his job crystal, similar to what Billy had.

And the guy didn't know. He just didn't know he didn't get to that point in the game. And the dude was being a piece... Like an asshole, like a real asshole. We got rid of him because he was an asshole. You're being an asshole, you're being an asshole. Right. And there's a clear distinction between stuff that is easy enough that who cares.

You being a dick about it is a way bigger problem than this person not being optimal. And then there's the other end of the spectrum, which is maybe one percent of any particular patches content, which is like, listen, if you're not serious, you can't complete this. Like it's impossible. Yeah, there's an actual... Or you will not win this game. Like and you come in and it's like all you're doing and I get it.

You want to play how you want, but all you're doing is guaranteeing a loss for everyone else. And if it's that specific, it's like... I don't know how to do it politely because it's like you either have... Like please take this seriously or leave because we're trying to take it seriously. But it's going to the fucking paintball game and just getting hit and going, no, no, I'm still in. Yeah. No, I'm still...

No, no, it's fine. It's what... And again, you know, like thankfully, like there's a division of modes in the case that I'm... The context I'm talking about. But if there isn't, it gets a lot rougher because like you said, that guy does want to play the way he wants to and have fun. But like you are guaranteeing a loss. And the large teams in this are groups of eight.

So you're guaranteeing a bad time, times yourself, times seven. Versus AI is always there. And it's whenever that happens, all I can think about is like, God, I love how pure fighting games are. It's all on you. It's my favorite part of fighting games. Fighting games, racing games. I don't play racing games, but it's the same idea.

It's me. It's in my problem. And that's it. And that is somewhat like I came away feeling that high too, where I'm like, I kind of miss how much it's all... My win, my loss, you know? Yeah. They should force fighting games to be teams only.

You know, there are encounters in quarantine in which like you can do your job perfectly the whole time. But because somebody didn't do enough damage, you lose. Yeah. And that feels like the most impotent... Worthless thing. And it's like, well, why did I even show up? Why did I even show...

It's inferior. And that's what's happening with, you know, your six men on... And that's why in Overwatch or in MMOs, you immediately... Like once you deal with that for a little while, you're like, I need my people. I need to find people that I can fucking grab and trust. And know well enough that when they fuck up, I can be like, hey, asshole, you fucked up, don't do that.

And they go, fuck you. And then they don't fuck again. I'm playing scissors and I'm cutting the shit out of this paper. But you need to keep that rock off of me. No, that... No, the rock will... No, you don't... It's coming.

Can you deal with the rock? Make him stop. Paper, deal with the fucking rock. Is rock, can she in the... Rock is fucking Hanzo. It's Hanzo. And paper is Winston. And Winston is like, nah, I'ma just go over here.

And die. God, it was so bad. So there's that sum up... That sums it up. The last thing is that my girlfriend went down to America and picked up and brought to Canada to live with us is her cat, Elmo, who now lives with me full time. So I have a cat now.

His name is Elmo. And I've told all of you guys about this ad nauseam because I was so excited. But the listeners at home don't know this. So this cat has cerebellar... Cerebellar... Help me. Cerebrals?

No, cerebellar. Hypoplasia, which is a brain thing, which means that he don't move good. His back legs are shit. And you know, hey, will he ever held a cat and then put it down on the floor? Yep. And you kind of just like...

Why'd you ask, will he? I don't know. Matt, you ever let Zach off? You know, you hold him up your chest, right? And you let Zach just kind of jump down from chest level. If you were to do that with Elmo here, he would just eat hard shit and face plant like crazy. Doesn't have that ballads whisker thing that cats have?

No, no, it's his legs don't work properly. When the cat runs, the back legs start to catch up and then he goes sideways and then jackknifes like a truck. Got OCD and he's got anxiety. So he chooses fur out. So he's missing huge parts of his fur now. So he looks like a fat cow. And he runs into walls.

And I'm allergic to him to a degree, which is why I've been sniffling today. I love him so much. He is the best kitty. He's the best. There's nothing else I'd love. So all those years of me having to listen to you, tell me how shitty cats are?

Well, yeah, but this cat is different. Oh, yours. This cat is the best cat. The one you got a few days ago that's not actually yours. Well, he's ours. Okay, fair enough. I was told getting Zach was a bad idea. It would ruin the business.

I've been quoted articles about how terrible they are and that they don't love you. But Elmo loves me. Of course. Because he's a very good cat. Yes, mine aren't. Oh, no, Zach's great. Leeloo, I haven't spent much time with Leeloo,

but she's very nice too. Relatable flaws are cute and endearing. I remember we were out with you and your girlfriend, we went out to dinner and you were talking about like everyone wants the broken pet, in which you describe somebody who had a three-legged dog. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Name little brother.

I don't know. Yeah. But he can make it on his own. He tries his best, but there are days in which that cat just walks around screaming at furniture for a few hours because he doesn't understand what's going on, and then he falls down.

And you, and you, you know. I can relate to that. You can relate. I can relate to that. And that's why. And that's why. And that's why you forced me at Gunpoint to use footage of him for podcast previews.

I didn't force you at Gunpoint. The gun is implied. Okay, well. An implied gun is still a gun. An implied gun is not necessarily a real gun. See, look, my hands implied gun. Yeah, implied gun. Now, if that was underneath your shirt or something like that.

But having a long, boring argument with you on, on, on like MSN messenger is basically a gun. Oh God. That's wait. Was that back in MSN messenger days? No, no, sorry. Just Facebook. Facebook messenger, yeah.

My phone keeps saying, do you want to upgrade to MS messenger? And I'm like, no. You mean downgrade? Downgrade. You mean go back 10 years? Do you want to upgrade to ICQ? ICQ is for barbarians.

MSN messenger. Don't know how to use enter to fucking send your messages. What happens when you press enter? No, you create a line break. That was an option you can turn on or off. I don't care. It wasn't the fault. That's barbarian.

You basically share a text file. Barbarians and Europeans. Wow, everyone was like, should I? No, I won't say anything. Let's go back to my, my black hands being an implied gun. Yeah, okay. Um, what? ONA bit, really.

Yeah. Okay. He's got a gun, Matt. Does he? Hey, look, he's holding the microphone with it. You got to stop him right now. He's got to stop him. Stop him.

Sometimes you have to save him. Sometimes Willy will look at his own hand. That's a gun and be afraid he'll get shot. You wake up in the morning. You're like, he's like bushwhacker. He wakes up and he wakes up and he wakes up in the middle of the night. Because there's a burglar in his house. Like good thing I keep a gun underneath my pillow and just

pull both his hands out. Quick, shoot him before it's spot. That guy's gun is going to give birth to another gun. Liam. And that's how you can turn one black man's hand into five guns. All right, news of the world. I thought that was, that's what breaking news is. Now breaking news is everybody shut up.

Yeah. Shadow Hawk. It's just somebody yelling out everybody shut up. We have a pseudo everybody shut up. I mean, suck my dick, fuck you. I'm a shark. What are you like? Cruisin' is coming back.

Wait, what? Cruisin'. That song? Cruisin' The Last. Oh, it's racing game. I think me and Matt may have seen this. It's actually the same game again. What?

This is the whole game. This is the whole dog. This is the second time it's been renamed. Cruisin' USA. Cruisin' World. Cruisin' Exotica. And now Cruisin'. Don't forget Cruisin' on the Wii, of course.

On its own. Yeah. I know, but we talked about this a little bit, but it wasn't official and it was called Cruisin' Redline. So now they've dubbed it officially Cruisin' Blast. Yeah, yeah. It's the same game. But it's the one we spoke about before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now it's like the official. And it had another name before Redline, didn't it? No, it's just Redline as far as I know. OK, OK. But that's the cabinet. And if you can see it fully goes back on the thing. It's the most fucking 90s cabinet ever seen.

Yeah, it's pretty extreme. What it doesn't make sense is that it says it's our first exclusive arcade game, which makes no sense in the press. You know, I think. Read one of the lines on the press release. It's not written like the person is all there. I think. It's a little, it's a little boastful.

It's a little inaccurate. Maybe that's why the name keeps changing. Like, say the arcade board. I think Pat will be like, that thing is super outdated. We're talking about. It's not like they're like pushing the most incredible. When you know, well, D Blaster Sound System. See, it reads like a fucking like the person's not all there.

Like that's a 90s. The sound of an actual race. It's the same sound system used in Jurassic Park. So it'll be heavy on the base now. Now the cruising name. I'm pretty sure that was originally called cruising adventure. Yeah. And then red line and then red line and whatever.

I'm pretty sure that the cruising fan base is going would be happy playing the same game re-released into different cabinets. Wait, wait, close that picture real quick. Sure. It's fine. Oh my God. And it was also codenamed just cruising. So this is the.

That should have been the game. So this is the fourth. Baby, I don't care. Just cruising. No, no. As long as you take your bear. Just cruising. No, no.

It's called just just cruising. No, but we're referencing. Okay. But I'm just saying there was no Justin. Wait, are you talking about that duet that had like cast like just cruising together? That song? I think. No, Will Smith.

Okay. Yeah, we'll see. Fuck off. The one thing about this game though is that it's like it's got some mega turbo boost. Big mega turbo. People have seen it. If people have seen the mega turbo boost, it's like it looks actually. By the way, I don't think.

But we're still going down. I don't think the graphics card was ever mentioned. It's a 720. It's 750 TI. Yeah, which is. It's not less. Yeah, it's like an eight year old car. And they're trying to show off with it.

They're trying to show off. But it's a 48 inch screen. Oh, wow. Hydro Thunder was the most obnoxious boost button ever. And we've all been. It's all been downhill since they've never talked it. Where do you want? If you're playing a racing game in a arcade, where do you want the boost button?

All around you. Right in the middle of the steering wheel. All around me. No, it should be not in the middle. Like in the middle of where the horn would be. Where the horn would be. I think it should be actually on the wheel. I think the steering wheel should be the button.

Or it should be or the best is double tapping on the pedal. But those are smart choices, but they're too subtle. Yeah, I want someone standing five yards away and know that I pressed it with my body gesture. Yeah, exactly. I want both players to put a key in at the same time. And open the thing. Boost. Boom.

Usually, yeah, but cruising the world, that's how they did their little turbo boost. Cruising the world was double tapping on the pedal. You know what I would do? Mine would be you're in the chair and just push the chair back further and you get boost. I would prefer something both obnoxious and subtle. Yeah. I want it. Do you remember the Steel Battalion eject button?

Yeah. I want a glass case covering the boost. Oh, you want it to be a toggle. And it stays on until it either runs out or you turn it off. I think you need to break glass with your hands. Okay. Every time. But like.

And then when you get a new sheet of glass just pulls, pushes up. No, the manager. Cost the guy has to put that. Costs $30 per play. There's a hard glass that's surrounding the boost button and you have to break it to get to the boost. I got it. I got it. Yeah.

So that's why the blood comes from. So there's a Tekken 5 PS2 port on the side and you have to smash gum in peanut butter. Fuck you. Peanut butter. Get it right. My place was gum. Peanut butter. Why would you bring peanut butter to an arcade?

So because you just came from school. Peanut butter jelly sandwich for lunch. You didn't eat it. You went to the calf instead and then you spent your money on the arcades and you had that peanut butter sandwich in your bag. And he said, you know what? I fucking hate those assholes. But how to get in the arcade.

Break their controllers to the Tekken machine. I'm going to fuck this machine up. No, you're just getting salty because the Cambodians keep beating you. So you smash the peanut butter sandwich in. All that gets in is just the juice. So before this podcast started, we're... The peanut butter juice. You guys are talking a bit about like, why does Nintendo have to be this way?

It sucks. And that way that you described, I don't care about that. That doesn't affect me. But what does affect me is Nintendo owns this. And Luigi's Mansion Arcade, I understand. That's the whole gimmick. It's got a big peripheral way. It's a fucking racing game.

Why this isn't a download for the Wii U at the start of the year? Or God forbid if the NX, like to put it on the NX. Why the fuck not? Is it really going to cost you that much to put that as a digital download? Yeah. I just want a dumb arcade racing game. I mean, if it's got a 750, it won't run on the Wii U. Yeah.

So maybe the NX. Maybe. Anyway. Here's hoping. But to be fair, I want all these rock thrills, arcade games. They all should have gotten ports. That Jurassic Park game is amazing. I want a new hydro thunder cabinet that just shoots water in your face.

At home? Yeah. I'd be down. You almost got that with the snowmobile one that shot cold air in your face. Yeah, cold air. Yeah, I hope the NX. But I want it to be from a water tank and I want to work there and I want to piss in it. You should be able to win things by playing.

Honey, I shrunk the kids at Disney, has water and mice at your feet and all kinds of shit. Yeah, man. Oh, did you see that new Eric Andre, the Head Flavor Flavon? I did see that. I did see that. Did he get kicked in the face? Motherfucker, they stopped it right before. Motherfucker probably got kicked in the face.

I'm convinced that Hannibal is in front of a blue screen. It might be a blue screen. It might have been a blue screen because Hannibal just looks... The lighting is just a little off. I don't know. Because Flavor Flav apparently hates Eric Andre as soon as that episode went up. But he didn't hate him during the filming of that episode. Which would be odd if he was kicked in the face.

But I want to believe. Me too. Me too. That flavor of love star Flavor Flav. It's kicked in the face. And you know what? Chicken restaurant owner Flavor Flav. I'm not as familiar with Flavor Flav but I felt your hatred because he comes out and makes an

ass of himself immediately on the Eric Andre show. He is a piece of shit. Hey man, he's got the clock though. He's got that clock. You gotta pay your respects and then you see... Is there any stronger gag than guests sitting on the chair and the camera pans and Eric is just naked? And the guest is like, please, please don't come near me.

That's a strong gimmick. The problem with that is that you know that there was a cut and the actor had to sit there and look as he disrobed. I was talking a little bit about this. The Eric Andre show is an 11 minute program that films 90 minute interviews that are cut down to like 80 seconds. Yeah. So this is a suspension of disbelief.

If he shows up and he has a gun under the desk, the guest didn't see what happened yet. I don't think so. How is that not? Hannibal got shot and the dick shot out of the desk. And there was the bird up sketch where he's like, we out here in the streets and then Hannibal gets shot, right? And there was the mice that attacked that fox lady. Oh, oh God.

Yeah. And they're snakey. Snakey's not a gun, but they see Dash. I can't believe they got Stacey Dash. Don't forget the really good bit of getting shot and the bird up. Stig was like, yo, we're out here in Jersey. We have, I mentioned it and then Wally needed to mention it. And then Matt burned both of those and needed to mention it.

That's a good skit. It's a fucking good skit. When I was at the forest, I quoted that shit. It was great. Listen, I had a good segue and then it got steamrolled by Eric Andre, which is fine. Cruisin. He's the greatest. But speaking of things that show, hopefully we'll run on the Wii U.

What will not be running on the Wii U? We can't confirm, but Bloodstained might not actually come to the Wii U. Weird. Why? Due to you guys talking about it. The game's going to come out in 2018, so why would it ever be on the Wii U? It basically, he alludes to the fact that, yeah, it might be a really different. If the game came out tomorrow, it would be too late to put it on the Wii U.

It wouldn't. I get what you're saying, but I mean, it wouldn't actually, but if it comes out, say, late 2018. I have a strong feeling that after the NX comes out, Nintendo is going to pretend that the Wii U doesn't exist. I mean, it'll just get sunset the same way as everything else. Well, they pretended the Wii didn't exist for multiple years before the Wii U came out. Like, there was nothing on that platform. There was some stuff, but they didn't put anything.

But you know what they should do? If they cancel the Wii U version, you get the chance to get a free NX version. If they decide to do that. Or any other version of your choice. Well, no. Or any other version of your choice. They already said, well, of course, you wouldn't just lose your game. Yeah, obviously.

No, I mean, of course, you'd get another version, of course. I'm actually really surprised because I've seen a lot of people be like, yeah, I'd be okay to trade up for an NX version. I expected more people on principle. Well, here's the article I read. The person only backed it once the Wii U was announced. Here's the thing. I would imagine that that's not as intense because people who own Nintendo consoles

tend to buy Nintendo consoles relatively consistently. Especially if you own a Wii U and you want to play games on it. So it's not nearly as big of a hit as if they said, like, it's not going to come out on the PS3, it'll only come out on the PS4. Because that audience switches platforms semi-regularly. But Nintendo fans tend to buy whatever Nintendo product that comes out. So I feel like it's a little less superior to that. I imagine most of the people affected by this.

Oh, okay, I'll get the NX version. Like, they were already going to buy the NX. It's funny because I remember me and Matt actually spoke about this before during Castlevania. Yeah, I think we were talking about. We were speculating. And I remember you said you wouldn't be shocked if the Wii U version got cancelled. Because, you know, if Bloodstain was coming out next year, I'd be a little like, that kind of sucks.

But if it's coming out in 2018, I, what can you, you know. It's going to be a year of the next console already. Oh, yeah. And there's not, like, why would you, I'd imagine the NX would have a way to control such a game anyway. I mean, for anyone who wants it, that does suck, though. I have a question that's apropos of nothing. Matt, how far are you in Lucha Underground right now?

I'm still in the start of season. I'm, I'm, I watched two more episodes of the ones you did. How about you, Wolves? So I'm like at six. I'm in the way season one. Okay. Because there's, it doesn't. That's why, that's why I said it up.

I know, I know. It's like, there's something I forgot to say. It's like, there's a, there's a bit where they have another tag tournament, obviously. Trio's you mean. Yeah. Trio's tag. And there's a moment in which the most overt thing I've ever seen happen in wrestling ever. Someone hit someone with a Wii U tablet.

No, they, they create a team out of, you know, they always create teams out of nothing. Yeah. And they create a team that goes, listen, this is Superman. The Hulk and Jesus Christ. Okay. They're going to have a rough tongue. No, they're not. It's the most, it's like, ah, I don't know.

I have no idea what you're talking about. It's the most foreshadow thing ever. Sure. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Back to news. Back to news. Which underground is fantastic.

Well, Stain looks really good though. They, they put out some new music a bit ago. And there's a new footage of some other areas. Not just the under-trailer, but Ega going like, I don't know about the detail on this shadow. We will make sure to do it over, sir. They are hamming it up so much more than they should for those videos. Cause I don't believe for a second that that shits like,

that he's really making real good music. Yeah, that's it. They, they actually took like an in-progress build that he hadn't seen a thousand times already. They did this like, I think one of the first videos, if not the first video, had this exact same thing. Yeah, is it, is it where he's looking at the screen? Let's adjust this a little bit.

Oh God, I hate that. Tighten up the graphics on level five. It comes off, it comes off like that. It comes off so fake. Christ. I thought that stupid bullshit, man. Yeah. They did the same thing with Mighty Never 9 as well.

I fucking hate it. But they did show some new areas and stuff. So it looks really good. Yeah, it was a really nice area too. It was like a ballroom with like a chandeliers. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, that game's gonna come out on a million consoles

and it's gonna be good. That's how games are made, folks. Double fine lied to you. Yeah. I tightened up the graphics on level five. I am like surprised at the amount of vitriol about the delay because like it was delayed 2017 to 2018. But when you look at what most people are saying,

it seems like people got the sentiment it was gonna come out March 2017 or something. Yeah, it very likely got delayed from November 2017 to March 2018. Just like statistically speaking. Here's the way that I see that. On the one hand, Kickstarter games get delayed, period. Yeah. Kickstarter games get delayed doubly so. Especially when they do 10 times more than their budget.

Because if they're more successful, they get delayed longer. But I can understand where more of this sentiment is coming from than you would expect because people are still raw about Mighty Never 9 coming out and not being great after a billion delays. I'm just surprised because the demo is like, it's incredibly good. Yeah. I just remembered because you talk about you just remember. Successful Kickstarter is that the actual theme that I did buy

that I haven't installed yet is the indivisible one. Yeah. Oh, okay. Because that's a good dynamic theme. Probably, yeah. Yeah. See, Wasteland 3 got announced and they're using that. I don't know, there was big things.

Nice. Yeah, that thing's weird. That thing is weird. That's the investment Kickstarter thing. It's a smart platform. It's just so weird. They passed too, didn't they? Oh, yeah.

Well, last I checked it was three days ago and they were at 97%. I didn't even look at it because it's not on Kickstarter or any go-go. I don't want ownership in this thing. I just want to pay my $100 and get this thing. Speaking of things that I didn't look at. You see footage of that Power Rangers game? Yeah. Game.

Game. Yeah, not game. Okay, yeah. Game. I thought you were in a movie. I saw it. Game. The game.

There's a friend of mine who will remain nameless. He knows who he is who posted that video on Facebook. Why does this look like a piece of shit in a Super Nintendo game? And why do I still desperately want to play it? Because you're weak. Yeah, it looks awful. Well, please read for me that exact headline for the Power Rangers. A shit-looking Power Rangers game is coming out for consoles in January.

Liam was like speechless. He was like, man. It looks so awful. Power Rangers is not a good show. And this looks way worse than Power Rangers ever was. It looks like a mobile game. No, it does not. It looks like a cheap game.

It looks like a browser game. It looks like a mobile game that was ported from Newgrounds. This is a console Xbox One PS4 PC game. It looks awful. They didn't even announce if there was a mobile version. Hey, man. Who do we have to blame for this? Actively.

Oh, no, Neco Bandai and maybe Heim Saban. I don't know. Saban Brandi. Even if Saban didn't do anything with this game, except sign off, I'm going to blame Saban on it, too. It's really not Saban Entertainment, not Saban Media. It's really easy to blame him because his name appears on the logo every time. He paid for it.

Well, the fucking the... You worked on it. Whatchamow is the game called again, the other game that had to put Saban's name on it. Yeah. Oh, Chroma Squad. Chroma Squad. Ever since that thing, like that was the game. Kamen Rider XA.

That's the new Kamen Rider. Is that game themed? Yeah. Because I saw a thing today that has made me really want to look at it, because the second, the Virgil Rider plays Dark Souls. That's his gimmick. People... And he's an asshole about it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. People have dropped things that are like reasons to check this out, for sure. Well, because he's, you know, you remember Lorian from the one of the big prince, the one that walks on his knees? Yeah. Dude has his sword. Exactly. It's just that sword.

Yeah. It's ridiculous. I asked a guy who I know who I feel would know, because he's a huge fan of Kamen Rider, and he said it's good so far. So, we'll see. Also, I'm glad Matt joins me in pushing America to vote for Tendo Soji, when you get a chance at... Who walks?

Who walks the path of heaven? Yeah. I thought that was hilarious. Yeah, no. I think that's Brennan's most popular tweety's ever made. People really seem to love it. Yeah. Kabuto.

Tendo Soji's the shit. That guy's cool. If he walked up to the debate platform, and they're waiting to see what he says, and he just points at the sky, what do you have to say? You throw your votes at this man. Yeah, exactly. Motherfucker never gets hit. And he'll defeat the worms.

That's all that's his platform. His platform is him defeating the worms and whatever grandma said. Well, what about that evil clone version of him? Will he defeat that version? Um, probably that, but that'll be, like, after four years, he'll defeat that clone. God, I didn't realize that. And then he'll get four more years after that. I can't remember if that clone is the real one or not.

No, no, no. Hey, was he? No, no, no. He wasn't? It was the other world. Okay. The other world. I forgot!

Oh, Kabuto's so stupid! Kabuto's the best. You don't fucking talk shit about kick hopper. Anyway. Oh, what about punch hopper, though? Yeah, but kick hopper slides his fucking leg on the ground and he's got stirrups. Is the best moment of that whole series when Mishima just sees a bee and grabs it out of the air? And just says, no, I'm the common rider now.

I'm taking this now. And then throws it away and just never does that ever again. 100%. That's the, oh, so. And on that note, we can then talk about the trailer for, or the teaser, I should say. Yeah, who saw it? I saw it. It was pretty long for a teaser.

I would be bold enough to call it a teaser. Because it doesn't show you what you want to see. That's why it's a teaser. It doesn't, yeah, it's true. It's true. I'm going to be honest, I never really loved Love Power Rangers growing up. And when I did love it, it was I just cared about Zords fighting. I didn't care about putty fighting.

I didn't care about any high school drama. That makes sense. Because I'm a god so fan, right? Yeah, I never would have liked that. I loved that bit the most. Okay. So on this trailer, I was like, yes, this looks like Chronicle. Yes, this looks kind of generic.

But like, honestly. Show me a Zord. All the fucking, like, you know, high school, like, oh, bulk of school. Now fuck that, Angel Grove all the way. Angel Grove all the way, man. All of the live action high school is abysmal in Mighty Morphin. It's so bad. Great.

It's like, no, it was great because you were a kid. It wasn't great, but I was still in. As a kid, as a kid, it wasn't airing. And I had four videocassette tapes of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for my cousins, right? There's eight episodes. I hated the live action bits. They're terrible.

Me and Woolly. They're so bad. Me and Woolly are on the same page here in which we agree with you but are having the opposite emotional reaction. Like, it doesn't matter. Do you remember? Woolly, do you remember the episode in which the side story in the live action bit was Can Jason Bench the Weight?

I remember that. I remember that episode. Because he got up to like $199 or something. I forget what the fuck the weight is. But can he get that one extra? It's somehow a bigger deal than the fact that they killed the monster of that week. Oh, I think I had that episode.

And I knew even back then, I knew that this was like extra footage inserted into a Japanese thing. Oh, it was really obvious. But it doesn't matter. My only parallel when watching the original Power Rangers episodes was like watching the original Mario Brothers show where I'm like, stop having this live action stuff. Get to the cartoon.

Oh, I was completely opposite. I love the Mario live action stuff. But Magic Johnson is his neighbor this episode. Sure. But I wanted to see the cartoon because that is the game. Magic Johnson was his neighbor in one of the episodes? Oh, yeah. I like it.

Roddy Roddy Piper came in for that episode. I remember that. I remember Magic Johnson. Anyway, like the teaser is like, yeah, I can see people not liking it, especially real but once I see a trailer that has zords and think, fine, if I think that looks cool, I'll go see that. No, you know what's going to happen, Matt?

They're saving zords for the sequel. If that if that's true, because some people are saying that. If that's true, then that movie is absolutely bullshit. You're right. Because that's how Lionsgate operates. They want to create. Lionsgate is the one people put out all the Hunger Games movies where they stretch that out.

And even though the Hunger Game books are done, they're like, are they done? Lionsgate asks, maybe we can make more movies. How? Okay. That's ridiculous to me. To me, like I said, I saw it and I just shrugged and went, fuck it, man.

I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah, you did say that. I had like what there was it never really like blew me away with what I don't expect to be blown away. But I definitely like was like, yeah, I'm getting kind of like I'm getting a kind of fun vibe out of this. It looks like the acting is probably going to be terrible.

It looks like. Oh, the combat looks like you can see the terrible acting in the teaser. Like so it's the most accurate representative. That's the budget is bleeding through. I want either adding like like drama with the dead. And they're all they're all delinquents and they they're getting powers outside of this.

So it's going to be so I'm going to love I'm a dark horrible person. And the beginning of that is like Jason like he's he's in trouble because he crashed his car. I was because he's a hothead. I was really, really hoping that that was going to be the setup for a different character. Oh God. Oh no, I know what you're talking about.

All right, no. Because it would have been like what if. What do you think about that theory that Rita Repulsa is the green ranger? I hope that's true and cool. She's got do you think that's cool? She's I think I think they could make it cool. I think it could go it could go either way. It could work it.

The problem is is that everyone like Tommy and everyone like the green ranger. Yeah, but then he got his ass beat. For and then he became all crazy Christian MMA guy and then he became bloodshot. Now he's bloodshot for me like I watched this trailer and it's like a million percent. It's all going to be on the fights. It's all going to be on the fights and the transformations. Nothing else. Already the standard of action is action of acting is better than the American Power Rangers series.

Yes. And there's like it. Whoa, you cleared that low bar for babies. No, that's what I'm trying to say. It's like I'm seeing people online saying, oh, this is awful. This is terrible. And it's like and it's all. I don't know, man.

This is a franchise. I don't know, man. This is a franchise where nothing they do will cause me to go like, you're fucking bastardizing the, you know, because the original is a bastard variation. Yeah, exactly. Nothing you can do to it that will upset me in terms of how ridiculous it's getting. I remember when I was watching Super Sentai Forever Red and Dino Sentai came out. Ranger.

And I went, oh, that's the, I'm like, no, wait, I'm an idiot. No, that's the American Power Ranger. Now will they do the brain. Abarranger is what you fucking like. You got to watch Akiba Ranger because there's a bit in Akiba Ranger where the American red and green Power Rangers show up. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

Is it like Godzilla Final Wars? My phone's dead, but it's not 1% battery. Where American Godzilla shows up for about 10 seconds. For about one second, yeah. It's better than that. They have firewall. Think about this in five. Let's say this movie when it comes out is a huge success for whatever reason.

Because people like nostalgia. How about in five years, they'll make more movies and someone goes, this shit's all over the legacy of Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad. And Beetleboards. And we get a bunch of them. Bring them back. That's the one. You went right to the correct one.

Is Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad is the worst of them all. Not. Well, in what way? Of just like cutting, slap, chop that shit to garbage out of it, whatever it's. Oh, well, yeah. It sucks. I had the toys. I know that they suck.

Fuck. Which part do you mean it sucks? About mystic knights of Tyrnan? Oh, no, that's the one. That's the worst one. That's the good stuff. Do you know about Tyrnan? No.

No, if you look up VR troopers. I know that me and Liam are going to go there one day. If you look up VR troopers, I think they of all the heroes of all the ripoff shows, they look the dumbest and lamest of all. Big bad Beetleboards had like. Beetleboards didn't look too bad. But the title was bad. Oh, it's the worst.

I had those toys, too. God, I was such a shill. Beetleboard is the one with the awful villain designs, right? Yes. I don't know. And the house full of monsters with the werewolf and the. Because the Samurai Squad, like God, they look awesome. And that's the one.

Right? Yeah. With like Max or whatever you had like white kid, white girl and Tyrone. Yeah, I know. I have a new standard. Can we get one of these movies that has Starfish Hitler? I doubt it. Look.

Okay. Beetleboards metallics. Don't forget. Like you keep saying. Yeah, sorry. Beetleboards. You don't know what I'm saying. See, it's the same title.

It's a bad Beetleboard Starfish. It's literally just Starfish Hitler. It's Hitler. If Hitler was a starfish. Oh, yeah. And he goes really big and they get in the robots and they beat him up. And that's it. It's fucking stupid.

What would Goldar look in this reboot? Okay. Probably like just an actual blue lion. Can we get an American live action? Japanese Spider-Man with Leo Paul. Was it Spider-Verse where they actually brought in that Japanese Spider-Man? Yeah, no. He did show up in one of those things.

With Leo Paul Don. It was fucking great. And he speaks in the weird bubbles. Did you see that animated gif of the Japanese Spider-Man show where he's walking down a dirt road and he meets this German Shepherd and says, Spider-Man met his most dangerous foe, the dog. But he now respects his power and they go their separate ways. And the dog just barks at Spider-Man and he gives him a thumbs up and they walk away.

Perfect. It's amazing. That's like Ghost Dog. But was it London or the Lilist Hobo? Can we combine those universes? It could have been. It could have been. But he would have to be in Japan.

Yeah. Wait, did the show take place in Japan? Yes. Spider-Man? Of course it did. The Japanese Spider-Man absolutely took place in Japan. The only question that remains is, will the live action Power Rangers do it justice higher than that short film that came out the other day where everyone's dead.

The hyper violent or the crazy adult. That everyone already forgot about. Wasn't that connected to the actual video? No, not at all. It was just high budget. It had big names behind it. And people were like, whoa, is this actually a thing? And it has nothing to do with it.

Yeah. I don't know if old school Power Rangers fans hate this movie because it's bad or whatever they just hate it because of nostalgia stuff. It's like at least they made that other cheesy Power Rangers movie that official one that came out when the show was at its popularity height. It was Power Rangers the movie. Yeah. Well, I've been in it.

Sure. If it doesn't besmirch that sacred Citadel. Yeah, exactly. Fuck that. Like if that's where the standards are at, it's. That corkscrew kick is stupid. He jumps out of the tree and then falls down with his feet towards the earth and then somehow curves sideways and then starts doing a lukewarm basketball kick.

Yeah. So it's not quite as dumb as Rising Tackle. It doesn't make any sideways. Whatever. We played best of best. You saw tons of moves that were dumb. Best of best. Yeah.

But none of them are dumb moves made by a cool guy like Terry Bogard. Like Terry Bogard being that cool makes the Rising Tackle much dumber. No, it doesn't. But he should know better. Yeah. He should know better. I've beaten you guys in tons of matches of Rising Tackle. That makes it good.

Every time we've played a KOF game and Matt hits me with the Rising Tackle, I can see his dick get like five sizes bigger. Five bigger that day. It's like, oh yeah, that's so stupid. Rising Tackle's the shit. My Rising Dick Tackle. It's a good one. Anyway, Willie, please move us along.

So those are fun days playing fighting games together. Those were. And it sucks that this is a terrible transition. Fighting games now banned in Quebec. You play them like pit bulls? Yeah. They're resending that though. Oh, they are?

Well, the evil or evil mayor refuses to, but it seems like they're in talks. But wasn't it like if you have one already, it can be grandfathered in? Yeah, you gotta get a permit like that. Okay, but what about that one that killed that 55-year-old man? Well, that one's gotta go. Well, the person that. If he killed someone. You're asking if the, okay, we're talking about a Montreal Pitbull ban,

and Willie's asking the stupid question, what about the dog that killed somebody? Is that dog fine? Doesn't matter, Willie. Doesn't matter what breed of dog it is. That's the dog we're championing. The poodle that killed that kid. No, that poodle does not know.

No, I'm saying that wasn't that catalyst for this entire thing. Probably. Not sure, maybe. Pitbulls eat people sometimes. But there's other stuff too, like dogs, like very large dogs also need to be, need to be on, I don't remember what they're called. Not just a leash, but like the body things, you know?

The harness thing? Yeah, like a body harness thing. Well, that's actually better for them than a leash. You should get your large dog there. Cause I used to have a, I used to have a. How do you fucking hold that? Do you pile bunk it into the ground? No, you still hold it with a leash?

No, Willie, like we're just talking, instead of a collar where the leash attaches, it's a harness that it connects to their back. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. And like big dogs, depending on how strong you are, will choke the fuck out of themselves with a regular leash, but they'll be fine with a. But that's why I'm saying like,

if Amaterasu wants to eat that thing, you're not going to stop it with your human puny strength. Well, I mean, don't train Amaterasu properly. Yeah, train Amaterasu properly. They don't eat people. Yeah. Oh, you know, that's, that's the thing. The crux of the, the crux of the problem is,

pit bulls have been incredibly unlucky, and they are the one that generally gets bred to do awful or things. Yeah, they're, they're the, the fight dog. And they don't deserve this. And they don't deserve this. They're the current popular fight dog, like bulldogs used to be way back in the day and whatever,

which leads to a, a statistically significant increase. Yeah. And they have incredibly strong jaws. Yes. And they're, they're. Like if, if they don't deserve it. If there was a rash of Chihuahua attacks. And God willing, there will be.

Because Chihuahuas are dicks. Yeah. I mean, my dog, my dog that lives with my folks, he's half Chihuahua. He's a dick. Well, I love him. He's an asshole. I was out at the Bell Pro the other day.

I thought I saw Michael Vick. I wasn't too sure. Yeah. He might be touring. Yeah. He might be checking out houses down here. Says you got a lot of pit bulls. You got to offload.

We still haven't gone to your Ramblin' Segway. Yeah. What is this about? Was it about the dog story? We got fighting games. It was about the fact that Ferroner lost its couch co-op. Yeah. This is.

Oh, that's super sucks. Boom. Switch screens. We could have done a good video there. I'm really bummed. Instead, we'll have to do a good video that's way harder to play. Yeah, exactly. And it feels like they probably.

I imagine that they probably could have gotten it going if they dropped the frame rate by 50% and poke-end it. But I just feel shitty. That's rough. Because I really was looking forward to that particular gameplay. Oh, you know what? No. And the fact that they were on stage saying how key it was

was also an exciting factor. A lot of developers say a lot of things are key. You remember when Druckmann was talking about how you could never go back to any games after 60 FPS when he did Last of Us Remastered and then they're never going to do that ever again? Yeah. It sucks. It really does.

Maybe they won't be there for launch. Maybe the build is. No, it sounds like they're having huge problems. That's not the kind of feature that they go, oh yeah, we could do it after all. It feels like at some point, so many looks at a spreadsheet and goes, this is not going to work.

These numbers do not add up. No matter how much you've been able to. Look at this performance graph. The highest we can get it is 19 frames. Is that good? No, it's not. Oh, I'll make the graphics worse. It does kind of.

That's an option that most devs don't want to do because that video will get out there. You're just asking people to take photos and share. You know that one video that makes the game look like absolute dog shit? Still images from the train section and Uncharted 2. Like that kind of stuff. Oh, release the N64 expansion pack.

Yeah, yeah, just do that. PS4, get it. Plop that in. Do the pro. The PS4 pro. Let it put it on the pro. I think Sony disallows extra features. The content has to be at parity.

Yeah, I know exactly. Which, on the one hand, this is totally an example that this would probably change things, but on the second hand, people that don't have the PS4 pro would feel fucking shafted. Or Scorpio and that. It doesn't make up for it. It's better to shaft us all.

But if there's some kind of LAN input, like where you can play on a. Yeah, no. I mean, look, the Gundam versus series. Those guys figured it out. Like that feature isn't even common on PC games. I know, it sucks. It's a dead feature.

It was so good. If you just hook it up to the internet and you run it through. Halo 1, man. Battle Net, sorry. What's their company? Blizzard. Blizzard. Got a billion shits for it when they did the Starcraft 2 thing

and they're like, well, for the tournament, so you got to be connected to the internet. But like. Hey, speaking of which, renaming Battle Net, man, fuck off. Yeah, that's dumb. That's fucking stupid. It's called Battle Now. It's called Blizzard.

Well, now they're just trying to brand the Blizzard. At least you would just call Battle. Use your Blizzard account. It's because Battle Net is becoming larger than just they're in between. Exactly. So a lot of people, exactly. A lot of people that didn't ever use anything relating to it

are tuning in and then using Battle Net now. So. Because Battle Net just used to be the background service that ran Diablo 2. Yeah, but Battle Net's such a cool name. And Starcraft. Yeah, but now it's like a fucking front end like Steam for Blizzard games.

So for folks who look at it and they go, is Battle Net Blizzard? What? What is this other company? Hey, that means that cafe can finally re-opening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Battle Net. But no, man.

Yeah, that's a dumb thing. Don't change the thing I like. Don't. It also doesn't matter. I know, but I don't like it. Battle.net slash Battle Net was a cool name. It had multiple meanings. Yeah.

Man, it was cool. People think it's another company. Hey, Battle Net had good games. Wooly, I want to go. I want to type B.net, mom. Wooly, I want to log in to B.net and see that yet another WoW expansion has just been added to my account for free. Right.

Oh, they're crack peddlers. Oh, it's so big. I don't know if I can trust these Blizzard guys. Oh, I like the Battle Net guys. The peddling crack. Speaking of peddling crack, well, maybe to me at least. There's 10 minutes. He's got a gun.

Run away. It's 10 minutes of Titanfall 2 single-player campaign footage, and it looks pretty good. Single-player campaign looks like fantastic. I'm awesome. So you're getting that on PC Wolves? Um, you're still there, huh? Am I?

You're still in the same spot that I'm in. Am I already? Or it's like... I don't know if I am. No, when I say there, I mean in that spot of like... Regardless, I really want to get into that. We should play together, honestly. Yeah.

A decision will be made. We missed the boat for Overwatch for whatever reason, but I would really like to play a lot of Titanfall with you. Yeah, man. I mean, like... Wherever you decide to go, but... Yeah. If you missed out on that demo and you didn't give the part one of Fairshake,

two is just going to be fantastic for you, if it's all new. I want to play as the sword one. Yeah, they have that. That's there. In fact, there are... Wait, when is this demo coming? Oh, no, that's done. Are you talking about a video?

I'm talking about a footage. You have ten minutes of footage. Ten minutes. Yeah. Okay. Full campaign, and it looks like there might be... Can you just send that to me on Facebook right now? Like, right now?

That's... Okay. So, yeah, there might be eight. Titan types being hinted at. Electric type, brass type. We can also confirm boss fights. I remember when the first game came out and there were the three types, and they were the light one, the heavy one, and the middle one,

and they didn't really differentiate all that much. And I remember everyone was basically the opinion, I believe, that was like, that's too few. But the question as to how many is enough was like relatively left open. Eight seems perfect. Eight seems fine. Is a world warrior's cast of robots enough for you? Especially now that it's not just this one's the light one,

this is the super light that turns invisible and stabs you. This is the one with the missiles. This is the one with the big shield or, you know, whatever. Yeah. And what they're setting up is that the one that is in your story mode is like a smarter, newer model that has like the ability to mega-man some of the other parts. You saw that in some of the...

It wasn't them that made it because they had left by that time, but you saw a similar gimmick in the future-based Call of Duty in which you would rotate through the multiplayer perks as if they were just like, oh, here, get this jet pack, or here, get this thing. And it's a way to get your... Like, these games are multiplayer games. But they make a single player out of them.

So you have to figure out a way to give the toys. And so at some point, they'll say, here's your sword and you'll play like the... Because it then also trains you for multiplayer once you're done this. But the unknown possible mystery, 8th Titan, is like your Virgil Titan. So, I mean, we don't know what that's going to be yet either, but we know that it's like... It's a good number, though, either way. You know what the 8th Titan should be?

Should be a really small Titan that's just a man size. It is go. It is not a man sized. It is twice the size of a man. Okay, both of them. So, slightly larger than a player, but much smaller than a Titan. Yeah. And it splits the difference.

Yep. You want Scope Dog? Yeah, I want... I want a suit. Yep. Like a... I want an exosquad suit. Yes.

Is what I want. You want JT Marsh? Yeah, exosquad. And the NeoZ. And that'll either completely be the worst thing the entire game, or fuck up balance entirely. When I think like multiplayer games with big robots in them, there'll never be an experience quite like playing...

Rises the robots. ...playing Lost Planet 2, and having two guys in the right mechs, and transforming them together, and then cooperatively playing as that mech during a multiplayer match. That's dope. It's the best. Lost Planet 2. And they don't tell you you can do it with those two mechs.

Lost Planet 2 is this tragedy to me, because the game is basically unplayable as a single player only experience, because the AI can't do it. The train level's tough. Right? But everything I ever heard about the co-op was that it's the best, because it's basically one of Capcom's many attempts to make a Monster Hunter game for white people.

Yeah. It's really good. But the PC version uses games for Windows. Still. It still uses games for Windows, so it's poison. And then Lost Planet 3... There's rumors. And I don't know, we can't confirm...

There's rumors. We have to find these rumors. Basically, everyone's expecting... Hey, do you want to just make up a rumor every week, and just throw some... Yes, and see if anyone can find it. ...if it's real? Yeah, I agree.

All right. I mean, I don't have one off the cuff. Yeah, no. We'll start next week. We'll start next week. All right. Well, just lie. Right now...

Did this before. We did a special cast where you made up a bunch of bullshit. There's April Fools. There's April Fools. Yeah, there's April Fools. So people... Everyone's expecting Overwatch Halloween costumes. Where are they?

They're coming soon. We saw them. Where are they? Well, we saw... I was looking at... I was looking at some of them before. So we saw there's the comic book thing that has like a few leaks of like... What you call it?

Pumpkin head reaper and stuff like that. But alongside that... Chocolates looks so good. Yeah, his works too. And alongside that, we have the idea that Sombra should be coming soon. You mean Laura? Yeah, and so there's a leaked image that may or may not be real. May or may not be real.

It doesn't look... I don't think it is. ...particularly real. I think the art style looks too different. I don't believe it. But we'll find out soon enough. But yeah, I think you of all people would believe it. Yeah, you say Laura.

I say Fedorova. Laura Fedorova. You know, whatever you call it, I'm like... She even has Fedorova's style machine gun. Yeah, I don't know. That being said, the one thing that is semi-confirmed is that she's probably a spy type character. Which that game is like... That's the only archetype that that game is like sorely lacking.

To be fair, everyone said that with a true sniper. We know that she's... They always say that there's a true type that was still missing from Overwatch. No, we know that she's a hacker because she's doing the ARG. But that's all we know. There's nothing confirmed. What is the over-under on her having one of her quotes being a System Shock 2 reference? Like hacker?

Yes. I think there's... I think there will be one. I think, yes, I think it's... The over-under is one. Yes. In the same way that Ana has a literal witness me. Yeah, some of them are really on the nose.

So, when it's like hackers... One of the latest patch added some voice lines randomly. And there's a really good one with McCree where he just goes, You know what time it is. And it's like, thank you. You do. And... I want those hollowing costumes.

940... Yeah, it is almost halfway through October. Yes, that's why I'm like, where'd it at? No. Did any of you guys check out Oculus Connect 3, by the way, at all? No. Allow me to bring us to our next story. You're just going there?

Great. Great. Okay. So... Sorry, I just noticed it was getting a bit far in the podcast. So, like, connect 4 and we have Oculus News. Yes. They've announced the Oculus Touch.

They've announced... Well, it was announced before. They announced the release date and the price tag. Yes, so the Oculus Touch. Oh, right. That's the controller. Is your controller? The Ring controller.

It's $199 and it's shipping in December. And this is a controller that actually... It has two buttons on each thing and two sticks, and then it actually senses your fingers grip. So that it seems like they can deform the anime girl's titties appropriately, as you would want. Yes. Or...

That's my handprint, I can tell. Or you can open and close your hands, like in the new Twisted Pixel game. What the fuck is it called? It's called Wilson's Heart. Now, which is weird. I wanted to say Dick Wrangler, but that's not right. Dick Honger.

Which, like to take a side and aside from Oculus for a second, it's weird because this looks like a nothing like a Twisted Pixel game. And in the trailer for it, they announced that it's starring Alfred Molina, Peter Weller, and Rosario Dawson. Of course it does. So it's exactly a Twisted Pixel game then. I'm starting with Star Power?

I'm starting to think that Twisted Pixel... No, what's live action? That's their thing. Sure, it's not live action. No, but they always get people. I'm starting to think. They got nobody's in a live action thing. That Twisted Pixel is just making games just good enough

in order to make their actual small movies. And that's the trick. But they got fucking Robocop, man. What was the last good Twisted Pixel game? Explosion Man. So their second game. So they're the company that made one good game and everything else has been downhill since.

Yes. So they're kind of like dry. I mean, the maw is kind of... There you go. That's it. Yeah, we nailed it. Twisted Pixel. Yeah, I agree about the maw.

But no, because even Explosion Man is too boring to finish. Yeah, you're right. It actually has too many levels. Drive is not too boring to finish, right? Nope. Yeah. No, it's not. It's great.

That's good. So Oculus... So you just drive around for like 20 minutes? Oculus also adds an $80 add-on device that adds room scale like the HTC Vive. So totally unshocky. That too will be something in your room. Which, you know what?

They had to have an answer to that. So that's... That being said, the primary differentiator between the two Vive was a little nicer, but it cost much more. Yes. But now with these things, that cost difference is nullified. No, they're both 800 years now. They're both ridiculous, but they're both the same.

And so you end up with HTC Vive is slightly nicer, right? More than slightly. Okay. It's not as comfortable, but otherwise more or less the same now. Pretty much, yeah. There's not really much of a difference now. What do you mean by slightly nicer? Like in terms of image quality.

It's about the same. I'm pretty sure they have the same screen, don't they? I... Maybe I'm mistaken. They do not have the same screen. That I know. I can only go on my recent experiences and then the time I tried it. No, no, maybe I'm mistaken.

Maybe they do have a different screen. It was night and day. It was not similar at all. The Vive screen and the image quality and everything. And it was a much better experience. See, that seems ridiculous. I was going to say there was at least one difference too at the exterior camera.

That's true. Oh, Christ. I just realized, hey, be careful with your Samsung Gear VRs, people. Oh, yeah. That's the last place you want to put a Note 7. No, it's not. It's the second or last place. Maybe the demos that were running just affected me differently.

It's possible. You know? But I was just... Hey, you need... There's a video we recorded that you need to watch. Of course, yeah. Which one is that? I'll give me a hint.

It's the one that we were like, well, he's going to film it all over if he sees this video. Oh, sure. Yeah. We recorded it like three days ago. We did several that were like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

No, I saw it. No, how was it? No, you saw it? Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, I saw it. Well, I can't say it because it's a... No, no, I'm just trying to think. Yeah.

It's the one that's a single word title that's a bodily fluid. But anyway. Ah, yes. Yes, okay. Piss. Seaman. Oh, wait. You went for...

Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, I... No, maybe I'm actually mistaken and I can't remember the resolution of the screens properly. And the latest... The version... The last time I tried Oculus was...

Well, not counting at a room escape was the... Shut up and... I just keep talking and no one explodes. Yeah. That we played it. Yeah, yeah. That thing. So...

Oh, did you see that Oculus thing with the fucking Nazi war criminal shit? No. So they found another Nazi war criminal from Auschwitz somehow. It's shocking to me that any of these guys are still alive. And the defense is usually like, I didn't know what was going on. I didn't, you know. And some scientists, bros, completely recreated Auschwitz and VR using like, like terrain scanners. And we're like, these are the areas that you worked.

You could totally see that shit going on. That's dope. You're a piece of fucking shit. Wow. Give the jury the VR to see how obvious it was. Yeah. What was going on. Are you for real?

That's dope. I love that there's no expense spared in like finding the remaining Nazis and nailing them to the wall, even if they're like a hundred years old. We've cloned you back to life in your youth so that we could put you in jail. Yeah. That's fucked. God damn. They had a lot of other cool announcements.

Like they announced three larger titles that they funded. One was by the Metro guys, 4A Studios. Oh, okay. One was by Unreal. Interesting. Those guys are great. Yeah. No, they're pretty good.

They're pretty good, those guys. One was, it's kind of very similar to Metro, actually. We all live underground in a frozen wasteland. They're into it. But that's fine. That's what they're good at, I guess. Those guys really like that. Because that's basically how they developed their games underground in a cool shack.

They announced one by Unreal, by Epic, called Robo Recall, that Epic's releasing for free because they said it was a good opportunity for them to improve Unreal's VR tools on Oculus's dime. So they just said whatever. Yeah, that works. Yeah, exactly. And it's actually really neat. It's a rail shooter.

I don't know, you can blink around. So it's a shooter where there's heavy auto-aim. And usually in VR, it's the opposite. It's like you kind of aim manually. And the intent is so that they can get higher, like faster paced action with more enemies on screen. Because it's helping you. So you're kind of just, it's a really frenetic, fun-looking thing.

Kind of reminded me of Sunset Overdrive. I really hope VR is around long enough for people to figure out how to make a really fantastic VR game. Absolutely. Because it's going to take a little while. It is going to take a while. And the last one that looks like a fantastic VR game is by Reddit Dawn. And it's...

Known technical wizards. Yeah, and it's gorgeous. It's absolutely beautiful. I believe I read this game is running on PSP hardware that they had to buy back. If only. No, this game looks like the visual fidelity is bananas. Probably the nicest VR game. How are you getting 400 frames out of this?

So they have a really good solution for the locomotion thing. And that is to put the whole game on a space station. So you move around by like pulling yourself. Yeah, that works. That's pretty smart. And you play as a robot. And all your tools and stuff are like by pressing buttons on your wrists and shit. And all these three games are Oculus touch.

I have a strong feeling we're going to have a lot of games in which we play as robots or in suits. One of the neat things about it too is they're using inverse kinematics for the arms. And what that means is I'm sure you've seen most VR games you just have hands. Yeah. And that's because they have a hard time. It's hard to predict how a player's arms are moving in relation to... For example, for example, I just knocked something not breakable off of all these things.

And I'll put it back up in a second. No, it's some form of wireless speaker. It's a speaker. I'll put it back up in a second. But they're actually... Yes, IK Skeletons. They're actually doing that and they're putting the arms in there to determine how the bones work. Yeah, which it's kind of ballsy, but they said they got it down so...

T-minus how many seconds until somebody manages to make that thing freak the fuck out on video? Harry Potter in five. All better than that is you want to see what an avatar... The bottom of an avatar shoe looks like. It should be. And I think the other kind of exciting one that's still a ways off is when Mark Zuckerberg got up on stage and he was like, okay, we have a prototype. We don't have a product.

But here's our co-game Santa Cruz prototype that is a VR headset that does not use a phone or tablet or PC or game console as a standalone VR device that has its own computing built-in. Fucking impressive. It's a good prototype. So it's like HoloLens, but for VR, that's what you want. And he was very clear we have a prototype. We don't have a product. But this is what we're working towards.

Yeah. Because that's what it needs to be. It needs to be that. And then that needs to be smaller to get that huge barrier of entry out of the way. It felt like he was implying that it was... So there's two areas of VR. There's mobile VR. And there's porn.

There's high-end VR, which is where the porn is at. Porn. But there's the two spectrums, right? The consoles and PC and the mobile. And he said he seemed to allude that the intent was for it to be the low end of the high spectrum. The low end of the high spectrum. So not the mobile... Like it was in with PC and consoles.

The fantasy is that you put on your slightly heavier than average pair of glasses. Or whatever. Right? Exactly. You know. But it's... Anyway, it's... Look at this James Bond shit we got for you.

Yeah. Anyway, so that's... I'm tired of the doctor's office. Time to look at some VR pornography. Yeah. Johnson. Are you paying attention? Johnson.

Are you watching pornography? No. Let me see. No. No. No. Did you smash the glass? I believe our Zuckerberg said their prototype name for this is called the give up machine.

Yeah, iPhone. It'd be awesome. Trademarked actually. Yeah. There was some other interesting stuff, but I think those were the highlights. You see when it's a portable unit that you wear on your face, that frees you up to hook yourself in all manner of devices. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Oh, this is called the Lawn Mower Man glasses. Even... Even the AMU gear VR, whatever the fuck it is in sword art, hooks into the wall. Yeah. Yeah, plugs into the wall. Like a pathetic autoblow.

Yeah. Yeah. They want to electrocute your dick. Like the lower end spectrum autoblow model. Every day we get closer and closer to the world of virtuosity. Yes, we do. Reset the clock. Can we get a video out there of an autoblow like annihilating a banana?

Yeah, annihilating it. Just... And it has to be the autoblow model. You turned it up a little too high and the banana just smashed. I don't think the autoblow guy is going to be... Start shooting out the size. It's not going to be happy with that. That's not good.

Someone will be. There's some guy that's like demolish me. Yeah. There's videos out there. Do you... You... I really hope we get the witness on VR. I mean, if they can make the locomotion feel right, maybe.

Well, you move pretty slow in that game. Yeah. I mean, the acceleration is a big part of it too. Yeah, that has to stay the same. Just get the camera movement on. Does that mean that RE7 is going to be like kind of a test case for... Can you do quote-unquote classic movement? RE7 is because there's been years of VR stuff,

it is distinctly going against the grain of what everyone has figured out you shouldn't do in VR, although it's not exhibiting anything besides common sense as far as a solution. So it's just like everyone's looking at it and it's like, okay, the acceleration looks like, but it's... You're still going to have the disconnect of I'm sitting with a mask on. I like to think that the talented engineers at Capcom, we know they're talented, are like, no.

And they're like, no, we got this. Instead of, ah, fuck it, it'll be fine. I think it... I firmly feel like it's the latter. Because that's what it is. If you've ever played a game like that in VR, you're sitting down and you know you're sitting down and you're holding forward and... You're moving forward and it feels very artificial.

Transcendental VR experience and I worry that I'm unable to. Well, you played Battlezone, right? Yeah. And Battlezone's a really good example because you know you're sitting in the tank and you're sitting in the tank and it feels right. And it's once you feel the disconnect that you're like, oh, that's what that is. But of course I had the disconnect. I had no illusion that I wasn't in a tank.

Until people... It didn't fool you. No, I was sitting in a chair with a VR thing on my face. I was supposed to fool you. Until people experience that disconnect, they won't understand why. Well, my problem is that all I've ever felt is that disconnect. I've never not felt it. Yeah, you've never been...

You've never felt particularly immersed. Never, okay, okay. And because Battlezone is, I would say, quite an immersive game. But I worry that much like when I discovered, when I was in university, that I am part of that subset of people that are more or less unhypnotizable. That I will not be able to fully appreciate VR. The future comes, it's exactly what you want, but you can't experience it. I can't do it because of my brain.

Because of your perception, yeah. And last, I love these fucking stories, man. Did you know some new tech was discovered in Wind Waker? No. I knew it. A little while ago. But yeah, it's awesome, yeah. This is the lie that you're making up, right?

So, you know the giant plant boss that you fight? Were you saving the Koroks? No, actually, I completely forget. Okay, so giant plant boss. Got it. When the boss fight starts up, you can... Is it the first boss you get the Boomerang? You get the Boomerang.

So, you make him vulnerable. You drop him down from the Boomerang by cutting his vines, and then you run up to it and pour hot spring water, and it dies instantly. Sacred spring water does 100% of that. Is that intentional? Yes. It has to be. It must be.

It's there. Because regular water doesn't do it. Because the sacred spring water is from the Great... Yeah, from the Great Barrier Mountain. No, is it from the Deku Tree? It's from the Deku Tree. It's from the Deku Tree, that area. Because you have to get the water.

Because you have to take it from there and bring it to the other Deku Trees around the world, if you remember. It's from the Deku Tree. So, you're fighting an evil plant boss to take this purifying, good guy water. Basically, natural holy water. And just, like, bam, does it one shot. They put it in the game, it's there.

That's great. I see a lot of people saying this is going to help speedruns. It's not. Because the good speedruns... Would skip that boss altogether. You either skip it, or people already know how to beat Kaedemos in one drop anyway. What you do is you talk to grandma and then... But it's cool.

It's really cool. You talk to grandma and then you melt through the floor and just land on Ganon's head. Yeah, exactly. But it's really fucking cool. Oh my god, that Ocarina of timeshit is my favorite. It's my favorite. Did we ever talk?

It is going to help the Hylian skinhead re-releases, however. Yeah. Well, did we... Am I completely forgetting, or did we ever talk about that guilty gear guy? Did we talk about him in a previous week? Guilty gear guy? The tournament winner? Oh my god, we didn't.

Oh no, we didn't! We didn't! We didn't talk about the winner of Stunfest Europe. Good job. Stunfest Fall or Europe or whatever it was. Autumn Stunfest. Autumn Stunfest! Jesus, that's a name.

Oh god. Man, you heard about this guy? He's a fucking champ. I think so, but I... He's the biggest guilty gear winner. Oh god. He made it. He made it onto our podcast.

Dude. Oh Jesus Christ. You need to pull up the story. Yeah, you need to give me a second to find out. This is when keeping it real goes too far. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'd say so.

This guy has no chill. So what happens? Zero. Okay, here's, here's, here's what we go. It's a long story. It's a good one. But all you need to know... That's the guy.

That's the guy. And his name is Masahiro Ito. Not the Silent Hill guy. He'll get it. Yeah. What you need to know is he's a temporary government worker in Japan. And the short of it is he was taking some time off and he told his friend that he was going to Paris, France to participate in Autumn Stunfest, a major fighting game tournament.

He started posting pictures on his Facebook of like... Hey, I'm in Paris. You know? Yeah, here I am and whatnot. Pictures of his food. Nice vacation. Yeah. Yep.

And then he came back and told his friend that he won the tournament. I won Autumn Stunfest. In For Guilty Gear. For Guilty Gear. I am great at Guilty Gear. At that point, his friend then went, oh my god, that's amazing. That's amazing, yeah.

And told everyone at work who then told the local newspaper, who then wrote an article about him, who then spread this entire story as far as they could. And there's a picture of him in the newspaper here. Going, I won Autumn Stunfest in Paris. And they reach out to Autumn Stunfest to find out that it doesn't exist. There is only Stunfest. There was no Autumn Stunfest. The actual European tournament.

Who at this point have started to hear rumblings of this supposed murder. Why all this news of Ito so sudden. Yeah, yeah. All that noise, yeah. And long story short is this lie gets exposed. And what happened to Ito? He said he thought he won a three million yen grand prize. And that never happened.

And at the end, basically after the newspaper exposed that this was, after the newspaper story got reports that this was a lie, they then went to his work and his boss and were like, so what's the deal? And they're like, did he win this guilty year tournament or not? And so his work is now investigating into disciplinary action, possibly. As the result of this poor man's lie. I believe the government agency that he works for made a public statement saying that our

employee did not in fact win this. That's not it. Let's back up because you can't prove he didn't win. Yes, you can. No, because no one was at that tournament. No one saw him lose. Okay, so some of the cool stuff is the photos he posted were just copied from other places. So all the photos that he posted of food and things in Paris were just copied from a blog search.

Did he even go to Paris? He went to Paris, right? It sounds like he stayed home. He took some time off work and stayed home and came back the winner of Autumn Stunt Fest, three million yen. Now remember last week I said lots more companies. Only a sucker works a nine to five. Therefore people should just double down super hard on lies and make bigger and bigger lies.

This is what I want. This is bravery in the flesh. I want people to make up tournaments and say they won. I want to grab this man's hand and say, Masahiro Ito, you were a brave man to lie so big for so long. But then he's like, no, I won Autumn Stunt Fest. Yeah, I know. Here's my trophy. That's an amazing lie.

If that's a trophy, I'm going to have to agree that it's real. Ito said he knew what was happening online but still maintained that he did go overseas to participate in a tournament but had no way to prove it because the info was only available to organizers. That's what I'm saying. You wouldn't find any information on the tournament. It wasn't a major one but actually a small tourney that happens on a weekly basis. A weekly Autumn Stunt Fest with many tournament entrants. At this time of the day.

In this European city. Localize entirely within your mind. He then went on to say that it's not the regular stunt fest. It wasn't one that featured the best players but amateurs and blamed the newspapers for making a bigger deal of the story. Oh, yeah, they had a $3,000 pot for amateurs. $30,000. $30,000?

Sorry, my bad. Yeah, no, no, it's $3,000. It's crazy too. Don't get me wrong. Ota City Hall held a press conference on the matter revealing that what was said was fabricated by this temporary government worker. Really temporary. And yeah, things just got out of hand.

Our great lie and a great blow. I agree with all of you. It takes a huge, huge ballsy hero to lie so hard and so bad. Oh, and it's awesome because then it hit the French scene and hit French news reports. Was there a time when the CG news story to show how this went down? Well, there's artwork already because the picture of him in the newspaper is this smiling picture of him with an arcade stick. That guy's awesome.

Or he's like, yeah, I'm doing it, right? And then so that photo is what gets circulated and eventually when they expose him for the lies, you get all this like funny artwork of him with like the celebrity reacting to the lie. And then this looks like it's all talk shows. It's all talk show topics, exactly. And of course, Stunfest themselves reached out and said, we have no idea what this is about, but we invite Ito to come to our tournament. So the embarrassment of Japan currently, it's a shame.

It's so funny. It's a shame. One little lie. Just as bad as when Sumo was found out to be completely fake. Yes, it's super fake. Except for those Sumo deathmashes. Yeah, those are real. That guy that made all those those soundtracks.

I'm going to push you to death. Actually just fucking. Oh, that black death guy. I should mention, Willie, you used one of those. I know, I know. Clowns farting into a bunch of trombones. In the basement, yeah. Not only did you not make that music, you're not even blinded.

That version of the game and his bullshit actually upsets me greatly because that that version of the game is the director's cut, which is the one that's on every digital platform. That version sucks because of that. And it's a better version of the game if I'm not mistaken otherwise. Yes, but the soundtrack ruins it. It tanks it. And thus, how do I play Resident Evil One like Resident Evil One?

You go and find a goddamn ISO or you just play Remake because it's that game is completely invalidated now by Remake. Have you ever told a lie that got out of hand and made international headlines? International? No. Not yet. Local? Yes. Soon. I'm a terrible liar, thus I tried not to do so.

If you have, write it and tell us about it at SuperBestFriendCast at gmail.ly. That's SuperBestFriendCast at gmail.com. Why'd you two lie about the email, Andrew? Well, hopefully we can make a big lie next week that will become like, you know, national news. We gotta start speaking in a fake story. Every week.

That's what you have to strive for. You have to get it on the international scene. So here's the, you know, we were all joking about like, people trying to figure out what happened before we started the podcast. We did. You know what we need to do? We're going to put out one fake news story every week. Okay, you are.

Except for 100 weeks. Except for the weeks in which all the news stories are real. Yeah, fair enough. Yes, okay. Because I was about to say, you know, you can't, don't make a promise. You can't keep. Right. I can keep that.

Some of those weeks we'll have no fake news story, but we'll tell you that one of them is a lie and you will go nuts trying to figure out how we managed to pull that off. I already got Destructoid under my thumb. I can corroborate a story. It's true. I love Destructoid's articles. Just like shitty looking game looks like shit. No, what was that?

Ah, what was the game for? What was that for? Oh, uh, Ben Hur is released on the Xbox one and it's free and it's shit. Yeah, that's it. And it's fucking sure it was free and I played it. And it was shit. Yeah. Or how about Zubat shows up in other game, has nothing to do with the best friends.

No, shut up. No, it's just Street Fighter. No, it's just Street Fighter. Yeah, it's just Street Fighter. So who's the first liar? Yeah. Jair. Hey, Jair.

What a liar. Friendcraft of the best super. Jair here. What games have used their best track too early, leaving their final boss track unsatisfying? Didn't we? Oh, fucking, what are we? Did I already ask this? Yeah.

Whoops. I didn't hear it, but it's wonderful. Yeah, okay. There you go. Table Stern is the best track in that game. No, Wunderger Ginga's tracks way better. I'm not as familiar with it, but I like Table Stern because it works well with that four minor song. Yeah.

Yeah, I hit the wrong star. There we go. Oh, okay. Hey, shitlords, I have a spooky Halloween subject for you. Ooh. What are your favorite depictions of hell in video games? Oh. For games, I give it to Doom II, Runners Up Being Diablo I, Silent Hill II III, and Dante's Inferno.

I thought Doom II took place on Earth. But it's hell on Earth. Oh, okay. I'm a big fan of Silent Hill II and III, but there's no particular hell there. It's just like this, hell is another place that's just like the real world, but it sucks. I always liked Lethal Lava Land. I got a kick out of heck in Earthroom Gym. Well, it's not, well, it's not Tadfucking Elevator Music.

It's not technically hell at the interior of Am's mind. And I have no mouth and I'm a screed. Good stuff. That's good stuff. It's pretty nuts. I would say my least favorite depiction of hell, if we're going to answer that as well, is just Pillars and Sawblades from God of War I's hell. Oh, that is terrifying.

Climbing out of hell, yeah. Is where at least the God of War team, like David Jaffe, is like, we fucked that up super hard. That was bad level. Mine would actually. It was just boring, yeah. I would say some parts of Dante's Inferno is really cool. Climbing on the boat, on the River Styx is a cool bit, but a lot of them are terrible.

I think the frozen, the last frozen section is cool. Yeah. The last frozen section. The idea that the bottom of hell is actually an ice, like ice zone. Now, I think it would actually be Doom, the reboot. When you actually go to that hell. Yeah, that hell is fantastic. That's the hell I like the most out of all the games.

It runs the gamut from Desolate Wasteland to like demons to metal shit. What's the movie that actually takes you through all the layers of hell? And one is like everyone's faces stuck in the ground. And one is like a beach where people are like washed up in piles of bodies. I don't know, I'm not familiar with this. I never, I just saw, I caught this movie on TV in the middle of it and just watched it. Years ago? Yeah, a long time ago.

And it's a visual depiction of hell through all this different layers. And it's really, it's really. Oh, and someone answered this. All right, I have to say it's not a game and it's not a thing. It's just what I personally think. My favorite depiction of hell is like a waiting room. Yeah. You just.

Anything that's completely. Oh, that's in Middle East. Yeah. Anything that's completely mundane. Yeah. But it just never changes. There was a painting of hell that was in a book in my living room. Was it Kronos eating his kids?

Wasn't that one? It's not the one where everyone's playing in a bunch of weird things. No, no, no, no. It was just demons being all fucked up and doing demon shit. But it was like it was such weird interpretations of demons because they didn't look like monsters as much as they looked like like deformed child's drawings stretched out. And this is a really old painting. And I remember I'd stare at this and like one time I think I know what painting you mean.

And like my dad like came by and was like, you need to stop staring at that for so long. You know, and I was like. Is it the one where it's like someone's playing in the like it's a giant giant witch that's bending over and people are playing in her butt? Like she's like possibly she's like a structural. Yeah, you don't know what you're messing with. I don't. I don't.

Is it this long? Let me see that. Let me see that. That might be what I'm thinking of. Uh, no, no, it's not that. Let me see if that's the one I'm thinking of. But it's not that. That's close to the one I'm thinking of.

This is terrible for podcasting. So it doesn't matter. Why I just typed in old weird painting of hell. Yeah, no. It's not a game, but there's this there's this kind of schlocky manga called love in hell. And I like their portrayal of hell where when you get sent there, you're assigned like a devil or whatever. I'll be your torturer for this attorney.

Yeah, exactly. And you take it at your pace if you want to get tortured or not. But that's how you earn money down there. And you earn more money for the more for going through more pain and suffering. So getting killed is almost valueless. Just just dying hard, worthless. But if you don't earn money, you can't eat and you're going to be hungry and it's going to fucking hurt all the time.

And that's not going to get you any money either. So suffer a bit to eat. Yeah. And ultimately to get anywhere you have to suffer. You have to choose to suffer really awful things. And they kind of like the demon kind of like tries to help you along because they know it's hard to accept. But it's still awful.

But you're going to live forever. There was a way to run it back. But you had to go for such an incredibly long time. So the easiest answer to there is to just fucking end it. You know? No, but you come back. You'll come back. Yeah.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, you always revive. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You always come back. Like here's a war multiplayer. Got you.

Yeah. So you see comfort in getting tortured, I see. You have to. So how many doubloons would I get for playing Omicron? Nothing. Oh, nothing. How many would I get? Nothing.

Oh. It's not true suffering. You motherfucker. I don't know. Matt changed the titles of the videos. I know. Anyway, not a video game. But I've mentioned it before.

Hold that fucking thought, Liam. It is physical pain they're looking for. Hold that fucking thought. We got one coming in from Moses. And he says, dear Scream Lords, I'm enjoying the Omicron Scream through. I'm glad you are. I feast on your tears.

I noticed that Pat, Matt, and Woolly have suffered a fair amount of abuse on the channel. Sadness, trilogy, reboot, indie games. But Liam has been forced through reality's cruel veil. Oh, no. Matt's workshop, I enjoy my melange of crushed childhoods and hype deferred. But Liam hasn't really devolved into tantrums

and screaming like you guys. I realize he's an easygoing guy, but can we crush his balls a little? We have a gamer plan. Matt has one he wants me to play. I mean, you can say what it is if you want. Well, you know what? I'll say what franchise it's from

that people can ask for. Rhythm games. It's a pretty easy guess, though. It's going to be a Sonic game. OK. Oh, god. It's the Dark Brotherhood, isn't it? I don't feel like there's any Sonic game

that can get under Liam's skin. Oh, but there is one. You were here for it. There is one thing I hate. Is it Sonic Adventure? No, I love Adventure. No, he loves it. It's Sonic Adventure, too.

Adventure is better than Sonic 3. Oh, you stupid fucking child. It's so fucking good. It's incorrect. You don't understand. Oh, I don't understand. You never understood. So, D.O. Brandflakes wants to know if there are any no-crates.

You say D.O. Brandflakes? That's a great name. That's a really good name. That's a great name. That's a really good name. He wants to know if there's any noises that gets under your skin. People hate Sonic Adventure better than Sonic 3.

They hate the hedgehog 3. Nails on chalkboard and shit like that. Pat hates it. Well, I mean, it irks me, but it's not like. There isn't fucking any community. The only noise that irks me is some kind of mechanical whir that sounds like something's wrong and I can't find where the fuck it's coming from.

That's the noise. Also, you're really annoyed when I make that noise. Darkside Chronicles invalidates Resident Evil 2. That's not a noise. You hate your, um, your, um, fire alarm. I hate all fire alarms. I hate Pat's fire alarm too. That's not a noise.

That's a feeling because it's so loud. You can feel it in your. Pat's fire alarm is way louder than you might think. There was that noise. Castlevania starts at Symphony of the Night. I believe that was a noise that. That one. These are noises, motherfuckers.

It is sound waves coming at you. Are there any actual sounds? I have one. There's nothing there. I have, explain your vulnerabilities now. I don't, I can't explain why I did this. But I had a moment of just, I guess just being evil. I don't know what it was.

All right. But I remember when I was young, there was a point when my mom was talking to my grandmother. Oh, your son of a bitch. And my grandmother was like, they're talking about, she's like, you know, one thing I really don't like, I really can't stand the sound of styrofoam rubbing together. It's not a squeaking sound, right?

It's not a squeaking sound of styrofoam rubbing together. And like five minutes later, my mom looks at the stairs right behind my grandmother's bedroom and is like, why are you holding two pieces of styrofoam? And I was like, I don't know. I just wanted to pack some. And she's like, get your ass back downstairs. I want to end grandma.

Yeah. I have no idea why I did that. But you just, at the time, it seemed like a good idea. I just thought, I want to end grandma. Her chapter is over. At the apartment building across from me, they're doing some kind of large scale renovation on the outside of the building.

So there's guys scaling up and down it with those like window washing looking things. And they're drilling holes. And it's an incredibly minor noise that my windows mostly block out, but it's just loud enough to make me think or made me think that it was something wrong with my air conditioner

or just some ambient post thing. Some fan was off in my computer and it took me like two full fucking days to figure out it was the guys across the street and made me so pissed. Easily dentist drill. Oh, yes. Does it annoy you or does it upset you?

All right. All of you, all those check marks. The noise, the noise is terrible. But it's the sensation that's more. I would mention that the dentist drill noise is nothing compared to the deep inhalation of bone ash that you get under heavy dental surgery. Yes.

That's way worse. The sound that annoys me is in the old Pokemon games when you use the wrong type and you get that sound effect. Oh, yeah. Can I say? It makes me click my tongue. Can I say like every Pokemon related noise

prior to like 2008 or something. Every Game Boy Pokemon yell with just this interminable shriek noise. They keep them for even Pokemon Go when something shows up and goes terrible. Just the worst. I like Paris and Parasect. They have beautiful.

How about selecting anything in God Hand? That's the worst noise. Sorry, think of Earth Eyes, God Hand. Yeah, yeah. No, so mine actually. Oh, that Shitstorm game that we played where I was like, man, I hate this farting come shot noise. And you're like, what noise?

And I'm like, oh, I forget what game it's from. And then we were playing the game that it's from. And that come shot blast goes off. And I'm like, I can't believe it. I still don't know what game he's talking about. You do. You do. But what game is it?

I don't want people to be surprised. OK, send me a message on Facebook. OK, I'll send it to you right now. And then I'll go, oh, that horrible blasting come shot noise. That one. I got mixed up with all the ones I know. Wow. All right.

Wait, what? Told the story a while ago about the time when a mosquito got trapped inside my head. Oh, yeah. I have one of my sister, too. The sound of a bug. In your, in your, in my ear. Like when they're close to you.

In your body. In your body. Involuntarily makes me like move and physically react. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. So there you go. I still don't remember, but OK.

Write it all down. I'll take your word for it. And if you ever get tied up and tortured, saw style. That's how to do it. Poor bugs and woolly's ears. Yeah. Oh, come on. That is work on anyone.

That's not specific. You're right, actually. George says, have you ever encountered a situation where you can't progress forward on a game because you never received an item and therefore have to start a new game completely? Yeah. Oh.

If you had this happen before, did you start over and beat it? Or did you say, fuck it? I said, fuck it. So this has happened to me relatively often. And like the Deus Ex man kind of divided thing that I described a little while ago. That's voluntary. That's your choice.

No, it's not. It is. It is. No, they're talking about progression blocking issues. Let me continue. I decided to go through my backlog and play some games I never finished. I downloaded Apotheon for the PS4 and started getting into it.

Halfway through, I got to a point where I'm supposed to talk to an NPC and receive a key to progress. But because of the way the character moves, I was going too fast. And I couldn't stop. While the NPC was talking, my character went through the portal next to them, into the next area. And since I didn't get the key from them,

I couldn't open the door. Well, that's just terrible game design. That's a bug. That's a bug. I think that's what has happened to a lot of people online and out of frustration, I deleted the game. Yeah, that's fair. Hey, quick PSA for anyone who deletes Apotheon.

Consider deleting the save data too, because it's 300 megs. And I just checked that this week when I was clearing out save data. And I said, shit, man. How about that? That's way too big. Anyway. I've talked about this one before, but Resident Evil Code

Veronica, if you drop any of your stuff off in the metal detection box. Yeah, you can fuck yourself. Or you can fuck yourself. And one of the things I put in there is like I'm going to put the magnum in there for a second. No, I'm going to put, god, no, I'm going to put the ladder. A step ladder or something in there.

It's not a ladder, it's a step ladder. It's a step ladder. And then when you go to Antarctica, you need a step ladder. Oh yeah, Liam's just playing through being x-rayed. He gets that now. You need the step ladder to get the magnum. No, you need a fire extinguisher.

Sorry, sorry. Not the step ladder then. Fire extinguisher because it shoots away the fire and then you can go get the magnum. And I was at or as around when you're fighting Alexia. And I exhausted all my weapons at that point and I knew there was a magnum. And I was like, how the fuck am I supposed to get it?

And I was like, there was a fire extinguisher there. I must have put it in the item box. If you put it in the item boxes, it transfers from one continent to another. Because that's how item boxes work. If you put it in the same type of receptacle that the metal container does. That's unique.

It does not transfer over. That box keeps everything. And I simply forgot that. I have to say that that's a problem that's unique to Code Veronica because every single... Code Veronica is the only Resident Evil game of the classic type that is that long. It's about four or five times longer than all of the other ones.

And as a result, you go to lots of different locations. In any regular Resident Evil game, if you die, getting back up to wherever the hell you were is actually pretty fast to retrace your steps. But with Code Veronica, you'll have like, that won't be the last save. That'll be like eight saves ago. And I fixed it anyway.

You will have saved over yourself. No, they wouldn't have fixed that issue. I mean, removing item boxes fixed it. Oh, sure. All the item boxes are the shit. I love them. They wouldn't have fixed this issue because I'd forgotten I'd put it in that metal container.

When are we going to get Remake 2 stuff? Never. Well, after 7 comes out. Make it the old way. I don't change it. Damien wants to know if there's any part of David Cage games that we enjoy. Yes.

I think we've talked about it every time, actually, about... Oh, that's good. We were like, yeah, when Indigo Prophecy was coming out, how the whole like... Like the promise is easy to buy into. Yeah. And the idea of like, you are hiding a crime scene and then you play the cockpit...

The set-up to all the girls are all strong. We always got into that. Before you get there, say something nice, like one aspect about each of the games. Okay. Like Omicron. Go. No.

David Bowie is in a video game. He attempted to make a fighting game combat system. Sure. No, but that's not good. It's bad. Yeah, but that's the reason he got excited about it, anyway. David Bowie is in a game. That's cool.

That's... Yeah, sure. It's a terrible game. So Indigo Prophecy, the setup. The setup. Is really solid. The first chapter and the demo is what got us excited. Yeah.

And Heavy Rain is like, again, the set. Mostly competent. I actually really like all of Jaden and Shelby's sections. Yeah. Shelby's good. And I mean, also when it was coming out, like just the show piece it was, was also like, oh, I want to...

Just to know I need to play that. And I was really invested in that story right up until that moment. And right up until. And beyond. And beyond had... I'd say the performances. Yeah, the best performance. Defoe kills it.

The best performance between the two of them. Defoe and... And in hindsight. And graphically it's quite nice. And in hindsight, that Mexico bit, if it were in a completely separate thing, not connect, would actually be a really cool sequence in a game. Or a game concept.

All about that. Well, my brain always goes... Every time I think about Beyond, my brain always goes back to the part where she tries to jump. And yeah, and me and you were like, oh, that's a great scene. It means nothing because why is she jumping? I have nowhere to put these emotions.

Because the chronological... The uncronological order fucked it up. I'm feeling these emotions and there's nowhere to put them. I liked how David Cage used a real high quality audio for the Beyond 2 Souls war scenes that ended up getting our video content ID. How about that? Beyond 2 Souls?

Yes. I don't remember that. Once she's in the African section and the guys are chasing after her with guns, he actually took that audio from an Al Jazeera news report. Oh, right, right. And Al Jazeera fucking content IDed our video. I completely forgot about those war scenes.

I remember getting content IDed, but not good. Because it was a moment where I went, okay, who flagged it? Al, what the fuck? Why is a news organization flagging? Oh, it's because of the war footage. At least they didn't have texture passages of the Koran baked into the fucking game.

The Koran's hardcoded. We have to play Kukuro Chojin. Do we? Yes. Okay. Richard wants to know what your dream Halloween costume is. Fuck the budget. Good.

Fuck the budget? Fuck the budget. Because I have two things that I'm still planning to do. That it's not your dream. But they're attainable. So I'm not going to say what they are. I like a functional super robot would be nice. Functional super robot.

Fuck the budget. Fuck the budget. I always wanted to do a full on Colossus 3. From Shadow of the Colossus. Or Colossus 1 or 3. Sword or club. That's good. Mainly Colossus 1 I think from the cover with the club.

In the full gear with everything on. Don't they have names? Yeah. They do. I was there really hard to remember. Because they're bordering on Jewish. Why could barely remember that they had names? Because here's the problem with them.

They have names and they also have titles. Yes. They have both. And the bird is... I only remember one and that's 11 which is the Phalanx. Phalanx and then the bird which is AVX. Sure, sure. They're all over the place.

It's bird themed. Yeah. But like... First Colossus. That's my dream costume. Yeah. I'd say... I'm gonna take on costumes.

I have no answer. I'd say snake. A taller person than I am. Snake eater, big boss. That's attainable. That's... I would need to lose more weight than I'm probably capable of. Fuck the budget.

Fuck the budget. But weight is not a budget thing. Plastic surgery. Yeah okay. Hugh Jackman diet. Okay, you know then fuck that because that's sort of attainable. Like No More Heroes 2 Travis with the two beam katanas. That's attainable too.

I don't... To make those, I would not have the money... A leather jacket. I would not have the money, time and patience to do that. I did use swords. To make those swords. But that's good because you have the time. I don't.

Okay, well... Like I really don't. All my too big cosplays are lazy. I guess because at the end of the day those two... Because those two characters are like... They're wearing normal clothes and they have like... Accessories or kind of challenges. Someone say something else and I'll think of something that's actually like unattainable.

One of a million amazing female character designs. Can't cosplay that. Just can't. Well you can. Surgery. You can pull it off. I can't in the sense that I know I won't look accurate. And that's I don't want to do it.

Oh you want to have the perfect accurate? Yeah. That's tough. No exactly. Like my brain went... It's not a thing of well I can't cross-dress. It's a thing of well I can't do it perfectly. Perfectly.

And I'll never be able to do it perfectly. My brain went... Your features... Without fuck the budget. Yeah. Your features are a little too bad for me. Because you know what? Spencer's bionic arm.

Yeah. It's doable. Yeah. That's an aspect that's something... You can tape a bunch of hot dogs to your arm. Yeah you can. It wouldn't be too hard. That original arm I hate it so much.

Like a tall like a via stilts or something. Like a Godzilla with a light in its mouth. Yeah okay. And to make this dude like there's people that wear those garbage bag Godzilla suits. Yeah. Going to every... It's just a plastic thing.

You can do that. But like an accurate film suit. That's what I want to do. And one that wouldn't die in would be good. Drain a couple of my sweat out every hour. Yeah you're going to die. Thank you. I'm going to die.

The one guy did. No he didn't. No I didn't. He was in a coma for a little while. You were really quick to be like one guy totally did. No he didn't. Because you don't want to end up like Master Hero Ito. No I don't.

So I want to be a huge liar. And last one. Being a newspaper tomorrow for saying that. Lastly. Lastly. Coming in from Tyler he just wants to know what pre-super animation would you use in real life that darkens the world and makes it only focus on you.

Pre-super. Give me an example. My pre-super animation would be that every time I throw my trash into the garbage like a basketball the entire world would dim leaving only a spotlight on me as I point up to the sky. So you know like when you do a super in a Capcom game. Yeah. Okay.

It's like I guess it's advancing the concept of the hit sparks. Well it's also when there's an eye cut away. No it's an interesting question I'm just trying to think of. Yeah because the hit spark question was pretty fun. So I think it's based on that. Can it just be Oswald's entire idle animation. Or he's doing that crazy band stuff. Okay I got mine.

Mine would be every time I set something in the microwave to cook and I walk away and do stuff. And I come back right as it's at one second. Yeah. And there's it's the perfect fucking timing. I'll just I'll do a legend killer. And then all the lights shut down except for the light on me. And then the spark goes off and I get my food.

I get really tiring to everyone around you. But I came back in exactly three minutes and 33 seconds. That's a long time to put. What are you cooking for three minutes and 34 seconds. That's either a really long time or a really short amount of time. Depending on what you put it in. It's just specific. Yeah.

Oh I go on. Most people would go 330. Yeah. Right before. Yeah but it's easier to go 330 to start. Right before I'm about to make a Simpsons reference. Art of me as a Simpsons character slides in from the right. Oh that's the best one.

There you go. And then the screen darkens. It all goes away. Then I make my Simpsons reference. And then that's it. It would happen what 50 times a video. A day. A day.

Yeah. Yeah. And if Pat or someone jumps in there are like slides in behind me. Like no it'd be like MVC one where the two faces clash together. Well if it's a co-thing. Infinity. Yeah yeah that's good. All right I'll take that.

Let's let's talk about what's coming up. He's making a weird face I don't know what he's doing. Yeah I got nothing. Shitstorm continues. Continues good. Every day. Spooky videos. We have another extra video this week.

It's either a small Death Road to Canada video. Or it's what's the other one that we did. Ah fuck Death Road to Canada and Monster Bash. Another spooky game Monster Bash. Fucking Monster Bash from Apoco Gigi. Liam every time you make too much stew you pose and you get a hit spark. What's happened twice in my life. It was a mistake both times okay.

That was a hidden is a blessing in disguise. Yeah I guess so. Because oh mistakes in the miracles. Oh make too much stew now I have tons of stew. Yeah exactly. But I make it too unhealthy. So like every day I'm like well good time to just fucking fat no. So that's different because you're like okay I can make this as fucked up as I want it

because I'm only gonna eat three bowls. And then it's like oh no. And now no problem. Whether it's to hang out with you. There you go. Oh big. So yeah I think that's it that's on the channel that's. We might also be doing a lengthy stream later this week.

So we'll see. We'll announce that at some point before I want to maybe get it in the mail. Before he confirms. I've been somewhat concerned that it'll arrive at 6 p.m. on the night of because I remember because you were all you were pretty adamant like this day this day this day. Absolutely. And I'm like what if he doesn't get it. Yeah what if it doesn't show up until 6 p.m.

Exactly because that'll be the night it'll be the next day special hookups this time. Exactly. Just steal it off a truck. Probably could. Yeah probably could. What are we looking forward to. So apparently that Gears of War game comes out like tomorrow. Apparently so hard.

Gears of War kids. Yeah. That if you go into the Xbox One dashboard. A Gears of War game just snuck up on us. What the fuck. What world is this. It didn't there's been so much promotion. Well it snuck up on me.

Well you don't have an Xbox One because it has its own tab now. Yeah. It's next to store as its own tab. It's more important than friends. It is. I haven't I have not booted that since outside outside of work related purposes I haven't booted up my exponent a while. Oh yeah.

Well for me I mean the the the the need to get one is dropped precipitously now that I'm gonna get Gears on the PC and I'm gonna get load up by mouse and keyboard players because I'm gonna play it with the Xbox controller. I'm actually quite excited because I didn't play it when it came out to play Tomb Raider 20th anniversary whatever the fuck it's called. 20th celebration. It's the new the Tomb Raider game on PS4 this time. Rise of the Tomb Raider.

Yeah exactly. Rise of the Tomb Raider yeah. It's got a different name on PS4. Are you serious really. Yeah it's like Tomb Raider 20th anniversary celebration. No it's called Rise of the Tomb Raider 20th celebration. Oh you're looking at it right. Yeah I don't know.

There's there's new DLC for that too. One whole unit of Tomb Raider. You're gonna try that. I'm gonna try on my Xbox one copy. Yeah I'm gonna see like yeah you could have played that. Weird. Well actually. You could have played the Xbox one if you wanted.

Tomb Raider is good. Is Woolly there. No he's not. No he's not. I'm there I'm just you're looking at the time. This week also I'm really excited to get my PSVR unit whenever that comes in and we may or may not stream that and I may or may not. We don't know yet.

I may or may not assign Matt to play the Tomb Raider bit in VR. Assign me. Yeah. Wait is there a VR bit. There's a VR too. Okay yeah. Okay like straight up. Can I look in the mirror as Lara.

Straight up. All right. Is there a mirror in this VR experience. Full stop. Full stop. We're gonna be doing. Everybody shut up. At some point in the future.

Either like Thursday or Friday. VR videos are gonna happen. Yeah. And I don't just mean to stream I mean at any point. Yeah yeah. There will be VR videos in the future. That means that us four adults will be putting a situation in which one of our close friends cannot see what we're doing.

Yeah. I want a strict no bag tagging truce on the table. You're the only one who would do that. I'm not. I didn't have any plans to honk any dicks. I said bag tags. It's close enough. It's close enough.

Can we still do dick honkos. About what white people do in these situations. I can assure you. Okay. I will be having none of it. Yeah don't worry Willie. I don't identify as one of those white people. So we're all on the goddamn.

So don't worry. I got your dick. All on the no bag tag train. We are all complete. We're not. We didn't know that train existed until you mentioned it. Well you're not getting on it. Seems like it's coming into station right where you're sitting.

That's right where I'm sitting in the halls. But no none of that none of that. But on Thursday Friday we may or may not depending on when it shows up in the day be streaming a lot of that. The reason I say this. Plans to get on a grab station. No it's not. Dick grabbing.

It just happens. Bag tag. Are you sure. Are you okay with the dick grabbo. No I'm not. But I'd rather that than get bag tag. Okay. My high school was horrible.

Hey what's up. Bag tag. Actually man. Every day. That explains. And it wasn't a bullying thing either. It was just a thing. It was just a casual.

Those kids on the other side of the calf did that. Yeah I remember. And the teachers and the chef and the gender. We all had the one black person in our school and nobody wanted to bag tag Ricardo because he was bigger than us. Yeah poor Ricardo. No we had PI when that was it. Yeah I had enough embarrassing moments in PI to last me a lifetime.

I don't need any more than that. Are you guys keeping in PI? Penis inspection days. Yeah it's a private investigation. P.E. Sorry P.E. I meant P.E. No I mean PI. What.

Physical education. No I mean personal injury. You call PI on insert name here. I remember you talking about that. Everyone bum rushes and stomps them out. Okay that's fucking ridiculous. Yeah. I remember you talking about this.

He's not crazy. There's no bag tag going on here. Because bag tag was a combo. I know what that is. I know what that is. Okay yeah you remember that thing. Yes. Where you hold the ring below your leg.

You're holding a small ring below your waist. And in fact I remember one time I was bored at QA and I drew one of those in MS Paint and emailed it to my friend and then got up and watched his face as he opened the email and went oh fuck and then looked at me and I was like I'm coming. But like no none of that. We had PI which was just straight up. You are in earshot and you hear someone yell PI on Liam. And then everyone.

You rush Liam and then. Is that like yellow car. Yellow car safety not really. It's not you're not getting a punch in. It's an indeterminate amount of punches. There was some asshole in my elementary school neighborhood. I'm sure he knew what he was causing to happen because he would drive by at lunch like almost every day and he had a bright yellow Volkswagen bug.

Cruise next. And he would drive past and it's like imagine you're on the other side of the street and the car drives past and as it passes all of a sudden a bunch of kids are on the ground getting their asses beat. The survivor stand just going off when the car is in earshot. Yeah asshole. Really quickly I said I was going to say I wanted to try 100 foot robot golf that comes out today I think.

Would you would you like me to download that for the stream because it has a VR thing. I'd rather just. I want to do both. Honestly I saw the VR B roll. I can if you want. Yes. It the VR mode doesn't look good but the main game looks good. Yeah looks like a good game.

Oh this is going to be weird. But I'll make you try it in VR. Okay. Weird era. But then you'll get to play Rez so. Yep. Yep. Also the.

So with Rez we're going to have to get all those vibrators. Got him. Yeah. How much. You know I own a trans vibrator. I know. Yeah okay. I know.

Also I wanted to try Duke Nukem 3D the 20th anniversary edition with those new levels that'd be cool. There's new levels in a Duke Nukem 3D game. We talked about. We talked about that. Yeah. Was I here. Yes it was one of those things where I was talking and no one was listening.

This was the time it happened. This was when we were talking about how the guys who made Megaton edition got kind of fucked and they were unable to. But they have original Duke Nukem 3D map. Are they related to Shadow Eagle? I don't know. Shadow Hawk. Yeah sure.

Sure. They had the original Duke Nukem map designers make a brand new episode for this game. Yeah that's quite a lot. I want to play Criminal Girls 2 this week. And me and Matt. Is that the sequel to the game you said was 80 hours of trash. No no no no not that game. I like Criminal Girls.

It's better than the Neptunia games. Not a high bar but it's better. And also Shadow Warrior. Dr. Valkyrie Drive, Bakuni, me and Matt. Yes I wanted to play that too. That's very exciting. Play that game from the bunker. Shadow Warrior 2 the full version comes out on the 14th South.

Yeah we're getting into that time. This week by the way is filthy disgusting. Getting to be that time. Just like there's a lot of games right. There are so many there are some you forgot are coming out like WWE 2K17. Oh that too. Yeah I wanted to try that. There's stuff you forgot about.

Get disappointed. And then on top of the normal there's too much this week. There's 30-something VR games coming out this week. The problem with WWE is that they're forcing me to buy the extra mega addition to get Nakamura. Yeah. If it to get Nakamura that is forcing me. Dude he's being forced at implied gunpoint. Yes.

Yeah. If it's with Nakamura it's. Yeah but he could dodge the bullet by just doing his taunt and going yow. Yeah that would work. That's very great. Like Vega. And yeah I do want to try that Tomb Raider DLC the spooky. The spooky haunt.

All right. I'm looking forward to like getting back in the fucking boxing ring because I've skipped out on some classes because I'm a slob. Does that mean coach is going to like. As long as you know it. Is coach going to bag tag you when you go in. Yeah. He's going to take a swing with the the pads.

He's going to take a swing right at my face. Just wave your implied gun arm at me. Well let me ask you I'm going to imagine you've taken a pop from those from those pads. How's that feel. He targeted my lip ring. Oh that sounds like. All right that answers that question. What happens if he chips a tooth.

Well you signed up. Yeah. You should tell big lies about how you beat up your coach in the ring. You should. Yeah you should use his full name. Yeah. And make sure to talk to everybody. I know I know the editor-in-chief of the Gazette.

I mean if Liam kind of knows her too. Yeah he'd get this in the Gazette if he wanted. Yeah but really just really really big man. Huge fighter Madden. You know what we'll find out who your coach is. Just find out who we're going to do it ourselves. And autumn box fest. In sick battle wins three million yen prize.

Yep. Yep that's exactly what happened. That's good stuff. No I'm just wondering when we're going to punch the tree and catch the leaves. That's not real. That's a anime. Manga even. But isn't that what you asked the boxing coach on your first day.

No. But I sorry I told the story. It was just he said there was he's like there's a thing I was watching and he made he quoted it. I was like well he's like it was an anime. And I was like what anime was it. Was it had to be an output. He's like no.

And I was like what was it. He's like it doesn't matter. It was a dragon ball. It's fine. You kissed her on the mouth. No. That's crazy. I don't know what that is.

Goku's such a putz. I feel like a fucking like pile of goo. Yeah. Yeah I need to get back in there. Well you got to train hard in your ninja ways. So you can bully. Ah fuck it. That too.

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