Castle Super Beast - SBFC 179: Ghettosyncs: The Darkcast (feat Kenny & Steve)
Episode Date: January 10, 2017The Spirit of Thuggery has visited this place. You can watch us record the podcast live on twitch.tv/superbestfriendsplay...
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All right, now we got hot mikes. Oh man.
These mikes are so hot. Now we got hot yo video games.
Oh shit. And then all we got to do is get over to the hot camera.
Damn, so hot. I think that's hot. And I think that's hot. Everything's hot.
Oh my god. Man, I'm I'm a fucking super hot. I'm looking at myself in the
reflection. And once again, I'm a fucking blinding son of a q-tip.
That is correct. But that's not just because of your reflection, sir. Hold that
thought. It might be getting a little bit darker on this podcast. When I was
coming when I was coming by, you know what I was thinking of? I was like, this is
the podcast equivalent of the gay porn that's like poor little white boy. Hold
that thought. Save your browser's logos. And we're like rubbing our hands together.
All right, all right, all right, all right. Let's do a sync test, guys. We gotta
we gotta get a sync test going. All right. All right. So you guys count down from
five and I'll join you and then we'll be we'll be rolling. All right, do a booty
clap. Yeah, no, right? I'm gonna snap my fingers. I'm gonna clap my booty. All right,
ready for this. Go for it. Five, four, four, three, three, two, two, one, one,
sync. And we're rolling. That's hip hop. That's real hip hop. That's how you sink in
the hood. Hey, guys, I was I was just gonna get those sinks. I love it already. I was
gonna ask Willie this off off mic, but I figured I'll save it for the pocket so I
can get more more opinions. Do you guys ever have this like morbid fear? So you're
walking down the street and everything's normal, right? And then you see a guy and
he's got he's normal but kind of shifty looking, right? And in your mind, you think,
what if that guy just pulled out a syringe filled with disease and just stabbed me right here on
the street? Could I stop him? I don't think that's that's I think about that all the time. Every
time I think that's a common thought. Every time I take an escalator, I think about that because
I'm kind of trapped in between people. Somebody could run up to me and just stab me. All right,
listen, listen, I'm gonna I'm going to climb streets of LA. That fucking terrified me. Listen,
I'm gonna I'm gonna usually usually when I'm walking down the street, I have this horde fear
of man, am I going to pull up my syringe and stab somebody right? Oh my god. Why do you carry that
man? I don't know. Like it's just this thing that I have, but I have to stab somebody at least once
a day as I'm walking down the street. Listen, we just kind of get kind of get stuck. We have to
we're going to be addressing multiple things I suppose on this podcast. You thought we talked
about we start off with some ghetto sinks. Apparently, the world is now learning about what a hood
perfect is. Because because my cross brought that up at a tournament. And like people didn't know
until now. Did you catch any of that pet? I don't know. I don't know what a hood perfect is.
Hey, urban youth, please help me find out what a hood perfect is.
That's when you that's when you get a clean clean ass perfect except for that last second.
Are you damn it? I know you block the show you and eat the chip damage and you clean them up
anyways and you finish your plate and it's like nah man that's still a perfect. That's a moral
victory. That's a hood perfect right there. I just used to call those moral perfect moral victory.
That works too. But you know we like no that's bullshit. That's that's crap. Yeah, we get those
all the time when we play Tekken and Steve. You know we're just like playing just like that last
bit and just like a little jab hat. No perfect. Nah you didn't touch me though. Wait Tekken has
fucking chip on normals right? Doesn't it? I don't know. Shit but like you can just get that little
jab in. So so officially welcome I suppose. Oh my goodness. What happened? Did a call just drop?
A Steve dropped. A Steve dropped. I was about to introduce the man. Well he's out. He had enough.
Yeah well you know I mean this podcast is already running on CPT. I'm not gonna say it's chat. I'm
not gonna say it's chat. It's already running on CPT. I'm not gonna say it because Steve is better
than that. Let's see. There he goes. There he is. Wow. Wow. I just got hood perfected by my own.
Damn. Man it's all good. We're gonna keep it. We're gonna keep it on the up and up here. Welcome
officially. By yourself now. Hey that's not a problem. Oh shit yeah that's you know what that's
not even a bad idea. Every time he drops you gotta do something. We gotta we gotta resink just to make
sure. Yeah there you go. I go for it man because right now I was like why did it just shut off on
all right follow my lead. Five four three two one sink. There we go. So so I was just introducing
welcome officially. I don't it took a long time but I'm glad that you guys are here. Yeah Steve
Infinite SGE and Kenny Unruly from Yo Video Games welcome to the friend cast guys also known as the
alternate costume Lucio cosplayer. I got a dab for that. We can't see we can feel it. We can feel
it. All right what's a dab. All right so so the darkness cast starts right about now. Everybody
throw out whatever the fuck you were gonna talk about. It's getting dark. It's getting dark up in here.
Wow if you can. The actual sweat beads. The actual. Ah shit I love it. I love it. That is officially
uncomfortable. Here's your test. I love it. You're alive. Don't don't say anything. Yes his eyes.
His eyes. Damn you know Harlem heat right about now. Listen. Yeah right. So so I guess you know the
way we usually work this is we start out with what you guys have been up to what you've been playing
and you know we we kind of take it around from there. So yeah I guess let's start with our guests.
Kenny take it away man. What's what's what's your week been like. A week or you know even before
that like what are you currently up to. What are you playing. What's what's keeping you busy
keeping me busy. Well let's see. I mean I'm just been an overwatch whore. It's you know I mean I'm
not a I'm not Pat level but I'm getting pretty close to spending almost as much money here. Do you
have a problem. It's almost there. Okay you need you need those Christmas. So so so dude here's how
you know you have a problem. OK. I bought like all those loot boxes. I don't play overwatch
anymore. That's when you know you have the problem. All right. You still play overwatch.
I do. OK. Then you don't have a problem now. OK. Now you know as much as as much as we're all
we're all in this together. Kenny I will drop you from this call. Tell me who you play.
I got my course is Lucio and now it's Symmetra. All right. I've been playing Symmetra before
the buff. That's yeah. Wow. You the struggle was real. You did it was real but I like I'm a tricky
guy. I like sitting up tricky traps and stuff and you know I was like hey I stepped into my layer
and just fucking wreck them. OK. And when it's time to get serious you grab Lucio and you start
healing. Yeah. Exactly. Then it's like oh fuck. You know that's legit. It's legit. That's fine. That's
fine. Even yourself long enough your character will receive an egg as reflector in whatever game
in whatever game you just have to. I'm curious. I'm curious. What were you going to drop him the
call for if he had said something. Well let's see. Will he primarily pay plays what right. It
doesn't matter whatever you're fucking counterpicking. It can only be one. It doesn't matter who I
play. It's if you play the team destroying I'm not going to help the synergy. Characters that exist
in that game. Yes. Unless you're a pro. If you're a pro. Oh man I play Genji. I like to do the double
jumps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's your solo widow maker. Yeah. Oh yeah. You're going to be doing all
these crazy tricks. I know my team has three other widow makers but I mean I'm going to be the one
really making the difference. I'm going to swing through the air and get all headshots team kill.
Yeah. Like what. Just I like I saw. Here's how much of a problem I have. I played that other game
hardstone or whatever just to get that Genji skin. Yeah. You hear is the storm. Yeah here's the storm.
I played that shit. Yeah. Like what the hell is going on. That's a good game. I did it too.
I did it too. I saw there's a great comic that is just like Hanzo basically yelling at the team
like God damn it guys we need healing and then like someone just like someone just says them
you know you can be a healer too and it just zooms in on his eyes and then it like cuts to
like the universe of like oh my god like I can switch characters. It's a problem that's in every
fucking game. Everyone wants to be the cool damage dealer everybody. Like Steve. The fact that Max
has this fucking like god damn Reaper Edge Lord shit every time he goes on stage. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean shit. I mean I think it's the thing that Steve gets to be in the healer is Soldier 76.
Oh yeah. That's fine. That's that's fine. That's soft healing. Trust me. No no you
don't trust me. Did I have been seeing the amazement that is a Zeneta. I think it is Zenyatta.
Yeah yeah yeah and oh my god like he is fucking crazy. The damage man. 3v3 3v3 with him.
You always win. Do always win. Yeah no 3v3 is really sick like that is probably it's a completely
it's a fun it's new mode. It's a fun it's new mode easily. Yeah and I mean I'm all about 3v3 right
now and it's all about getting the right team. Yeah get the right team get the right synergy and
you know let's go in. Of course when you go when you go online are you going to see his Reinhardt's
or not even Reinhardt's you're going to see Roadhogs you're going to see Zenatas and oh yeah
and it's not a hooker. It's May. She's beautiful. She's my bae. She's annoying but I understand
but but like you know and I think like yeah the game is currently like I gotta get back in there
like the tank meta is apparently what's taken over in Domino. Yeah I guess it's time for me to go back
to playing Overwatch. Tank meta. But like I've seen some crazy videos where like in 3v3 dudes pick
Mercy and actually survive long enough to get the res and like when you get a res in 3v3 it's
done. Well it's twice as strong. It's beyond done. Yeah it's great. What I've noticed is that people
are using Mercy or Zenyatta or even sometimes Lucio and they will the team healers are the ones
that that fucking help everybody to the point where they are the best character in that entire
fucking game and what they what they do is that they um they let's say I'm using uh my my my bae
for live diva and I'm running around and I'm blasting everything and I'm losing a lot of health
all of a sudden Mercy comes in saves my life and I'm just holding down the button the entire time
and just cheesing the shit out of the entire team and next thing you know oh shit we won okay sure
why not now let's do my little dance there you go you know that that attack like that so I mean
that that's how you play that's how 3v3 is okay one healer and game over you see so uh getting
in on that Overwatch that's the Overwatch though Kenny like that's a game that's like that can forever
be like I think the word you're looking for is evergreen yeah it's just that that can be something
that takes up a couple hours of your week forever because it's cracked like that
yeah okay concur I concur is that uh is that the mouse just you know over watching the fighters
because I mean Overwatch is a shooter fighter basically you know like you know oh wait you
guys like fighting games yeah oh some something like that I dabble you know like what no it
absolutely with the character with the with the picks and such it absolutely does have those rules
but I mean I think that's pretty much like MOBAs in general as well by a lot of major MOBAs are
fighting any well no any any like a lot of competitive anything that like is really big
in one and competitively played like nowadays I feel like has I would say there's the it's a
distinction between whether or not your character has a unique move set or not yeah right is it
is it a loadout or is it is it your character's abilities exactly it's your call of your codblops
versus uh your dodas yeah that's true I think I think honestly I think that game is all about
synergy is getting the team that that works well to adapt with like others and I mean I don't know
you guys have ever have you guys played the game like during the bold school beta days where everybody
was um playing the same characters in one room and you saw an onslaught of uh I don't know about
old beta days but I did have a bunch of gimmick matches back before competitive came out where
you'd have like the gorilla dome in which it's just Winston yeah monkey business all Winston is
a shit show monkey business I've never actually and I mean I've never actually seen that I'd be
surprised on how busted that is as opposed to tour beyond tour beyond tour beyond tour and nothing
but fucking torrents everywhere I you can't move the biggest shit show I've seen to date and I stuck
around for the whole thing was an arcade mode that where um you had like instant pretty much
zero cooldown on your abilities pretty much oh it was a hyper mode or whatever yeah and a team of
all maze just icing their way through the entire level it took dude we played for at least 25 30
minutes just on that push alone like per it was insanity and like and I'm like and I was actually
fighting it back the entire time because I'm like I want to see the numbers at the end of this
and everyone's damage is in the hundreds of thousands like it's just stupid it's just stupid at that
point you know but yeah if you have the patience you can you can see that one dumb game of over
overwatch which I appreciate that they have those modes in there I like that for fun they're usually
terrible they're usually like you play one match you're like wow but you know what I appreciate
the regular game but sometimes you play a legit match and you get so salty that you're like I feel
terrible and I just want stupid shit in my life right now you know it's when you get into that
Marvel attitude where you just like you play it you play you you know you get kicked out of the
you get like you go 0 and 2 in a tournament or something shit like that like fuck it man I'm
gonna just go play Marvel casuals like what if what if we just added mutators into the goddamn like
seating for random matches what if what if we turned on telefrags it's the equivalent of like
you know working people over at the poker table all night and then getting the worst possible beat
then getting up and just salty playing blackjack no no to walk over to the slot machine yeah you
know even that like you're just you're just like fuck all this bullshit give me some chance
give me some randomness in my life I understand that feeling speaking of Marvel woolly who is
your pick for infinite infinite look at this point so like honestly the moment that got announced
I was just a happy little boy I'm just like it doesn't even matter man right now it exists
like straight that's all we know right yeah so straight up as long as it's coming out I'm fine
with that that works for me um and I mean I like I am sure you know the the the pick list is it's
pretty set like people want to see gene from a godhand people want to see uh some sort of monster
hunter character we're probably going to see a whole lot of marvel um movie characters all
tons and I imagine they're gonna have likenesses didn't want monster hunter characters and like
fighting games I said that it was me that's what I heard from max is like that the monster
hunter creator he's like yeah I don't really want my fucking characters you know yeah fuck him no
you're gonna get some kind of like the that big ass monster yeah rathalos or ralophos whatever
it's called you had it right the first time and then you fucked it up I don't care yeah I bet you
don't but you will switch game comes out we do a monster hunter series watch me you're doing you're
putting the points down you're laying the groundwork for me to never care good good the uh the other
one of course is Azra like uh I think everyone is gonna be oh my god everyone that seems like a
really obvious they asked about it at one point on the cap community thing like they're like hey guys
does anyone like a sura oh no yeah and that's the closest you can get to having like Goku in a
marvel series uh shinakuma or uh sura yeah depending how you look at it yeah yeah that's yeah it's
gonna be pretty but I mean like like the the the shinakuma chapter at the end of Azra's wrath
was pretty much just dragon ball yeah exactly yeah and that's why I would love to hear in the
and uh marble like that's the weird thing is that like the power caps when you jump the the same
character from one Capcom world to another get kind of insane because weird they get confusing
because like you look at the street fighter and you look at like you know like the the the end
struggle of the of for example of um the story mode in five of like how strong Ryu and and and
Nikali were and how strong bison and charlie wire okay now times that by two and you have a kuma
well but yeah well do you take right away right but then immediately jump over to say like the uh
rival schools universe yeah we're the size of the moves they're doing and the crazy power levels
just on a visual level look even more ridiculous everyone shinakuma level yeah well that's why
they had to like upgrade this shit out of like some of like the street fighter guys moves in
more versus capcom because that shit is just not in there like right you see right you just
like his giant fireball yeah kamehameha at a right use hands and you're just like sure you can do
that well yeah and even when and when three dropped even that wasn't enough they're like it's still
like kind of mediocre compared to you know mss and stuff so we got to have him aiming it upwards
or right going into mezzo mode yeah it follows you if you like want to like get an x trigger and
then like you just i'm just going to chip them i really don't really feel like actually you know
trying to you know uh get him in a combo with this move i'm just going to chip him to death
yeah factor blast it right here cover the whole screen follow you wherever you go
box i'm ryu game over that's that's how he goes yeah i like that and i think you can see like in
marvel 2 as well like uh some characters like they just they didn't go crazy enough they tried but
at the end of the day hypers dulcim from like except you know excessive stuff was always just
not hyper enough you know you can't keep up in dulcim should have been aiming his arms and legs
through the back of the screen and they should have been going out on the other side although
like later on in the game's life you would see people just doing really just insane stuff with
dulcim and not making much sense crazy fly cancels and like you know it took that like 26 years to
like for a guy discovered dulcim yeah yeah it was crazy man okay yeah oh i mean i mean i know we're
at the point we're at now like people of mind mvc2 to like have yeah ridiculous like like probably
figuring out synergy with just about everybody like i feel like yeah yeah you know you can you
can rock a a a a a a servebot team and and there's probably someone out there that did it oh my god
look at this fucking secret tech with servebot discovered 10 minutes ago you can crash the game
just like there's always something there's always well that was gambit but yeah
fuck yeah you're right that was game but that was real the ah that's my favorite thing the stupid
thing i just said is real but i didn't know it ah i love it that game has been turned out and used
interviews like a saturday night hooker there's nothing you can do what's left what's left get a new
one friday night one we got well we we had the saturday night one and then you got the
then you got the friday night one and that was marvel 3 yeah and then you have time to call it
time to call a hooker infinite you didn't quite like that one as much so you decided to go to the
hooker infinite with the promise of dlc forever there's always more additions you can make to this
one there's always new drugs all right all right we're on our streak of filthy ass podcasts
continuing it's been we did it we filled the quota yeah it's been getting raw it's been getting a
little bit uh a little bit bumpy and red uh for the last
i hope not too soon for anyone on this i hope no it's fine man you just go down to the thing
you get a shot this is like tame yo video game talk i know right
i don't know why but at some point i had in my head like three or four years ago it's like oh
yo video games those guys are like really like clean and like up clean group right yeah and i
don't know when that happened i don't know when i turn on to a stream i was like oh no these guys
are filthy dirtbags great awesome uh because i mean you know there's there was a turning point
there was a turning point early on um on max's channel there was a point where he was he was like
you know kind of keeping it a little bit friendly because i vividly remember the the day that i found
out oh sorry after you sorry sorry oh no no no no wait who got cut off here oh god i'm just gonna
we give we give the the the guests the right of way because we never shut up that's canadian like
right there um yeah no i do remember there was a time when uh the max's channel uh you know tried
to keep it a little bit cleaner um but we all did meet at christian mingle dot com that's true
all right right and of course yeah but at a certain point like you can't get through a boss rush
without like the depths of everything you hate coming out and bubbling out of your mouth
you know and then and then i think i'm you know son of a horror came out at one point and there's
no going back and then there's no going back exactly whoop there goes Steve oh god oh this is
the best podcast ever perfect we do a ghetto sink yeah we got those ghetto so the moment that i
realized i went from like oh those guys are nice upstanding christian boys to like what the fuck
is i i was like oh what's max doing i'll pop it on the stream and i think it was steve telling this
fucking story of this girl that you guys met at a fucking walmart and you guys go down to vegas
and you have to find the ice cream man and i'm just and i'm watching the chat like not understand
what the fuck you guys are even talking about wow he's not here right now because he was just
playing this on me oh man oh that no we know i you know what as soon as he comes back we need to
ambush him with that i remember was i was i talking to you guys right no but i i remember
catching i know i tuned in as well and i remember thinking to myself like man steve's all this shit
yes thank you oh man no yeah that's that's the level that you you is a day we showed up to our
panel maybe two minutes late because of that whole ordeal because we were stuck in fucking victorville
with this girl who carried around daggers wow welcome back steve that is two minutes we ran into
the panel hey what's up guys are kenny and steve and you know Simmons where's your video games our
very first panel just to catch you up we just we went yeah that is that is really bad all right
we went from talking about uh you know Pat's impression of you guys being good
upstanding christian boys and then at some point we tuned into that hooker story or and then
everything just went to shit after that right like okay no these are some some proper filth bags
this girl has a knife and she needs ice cream we're gonna get along great yeah let's give her
ice cream and get the fuck out oh my god that was the plan oh we need a sink we need a sink don't
forget no yeah so he's already gone again he's gone again wow he's got that ghetto net you know
that's that are you back i'm here i'm here i'm here hold on are the south side la troubles
happening around yeah all right like well i'm keeping a ghetto over here all right like you know
they're saying this is this is this is a pinnacle of the ghetto right now he's patch walked off
he's stealing internet from the neighbor and he has a fan pushing the internet towards his house
outside all right he's pushing all the internet waves listen to his it's all good it's all good
we can make it work now now pat stepped off so it's time for the proper layout that this podcast
deserves um yeah eat we go all black yeah yeah we go all dark all yeah we go all dark for everybody
the dark cast now now now okay now let's keep it nice and quick before he gets back what's hot
in the streets what are you listening to oh snap yo what are you listening to uh bump in these days
good lord um let me let me tell you real quick nothing nothing with that in front of it yeah
you can't say a little ratchet how ratchet is your car stereo right now oh you know you know
yeah i mean uh woolly got a sample like i was playing like some 90s hip hop and then all of a
sudden i went like full on like juicy j ratchet just stuff and and then and then and then matt got
scared a little bit yeah scared a little bit no when kenny was driving us but kenny was driving
uh was yeah myself uh matt and leo and like matt and leo got a little bit skirt in the back seats
like a little bit it got a little bit uncomfortable you know it's that face that leo makes when anyone's
torquing that oh no what have i what have i walked into what is this it was pretty good um
oh he's back there oh okay is that enough for now fuck you too
it's fine all right tomorrow's video exists great so so so continuing the talking about
god and then we were talking but he's back uh i'm on or yeah yeah broccoli even Simmons is down with
that song you know i have guilty pleasures some of it is mumble wrap sometimes i just turn my brain
off sometimes some fuck it yeah sometimes it's not guilty you know you know what the problem
the only guilty thing is how it's not guilty mm-hmm go on you know what the problem with that ratchet
shit is that it's the same thing that kenny was talking about before it's like it's just a guilty
pleasure we all know it's garbage we all know this fuck yeah but but you know what man when you in the
club and that shit is bumping through the speakers and this dude is talking about hey hey oh right
yeah yeah sorry you start losing everybody in the crowd you can't yeah like you know
get to like j core you know yeah you can't get well you can't get drunk in the club with some
with some you know smooth as j coal or some underground like yeah anything that it lists
it's that that brings up the eight eight eight right like yeah but it's but you say the club but
it doesn't have to be the club it like you're like at the tournament right and the losers bracket that
shit starts bumping like it doesn't it doesn't even all right pat look let's let's feel like we're doing
your taxes again look let's help him do we ever tell that fucking story let's let's help him out
did we ever tell that fucking story about you help me go on with you to do taxes
i don't even remember what you're talking about when you went to a little jamaica to
fucking hand in your taxes oh jeez i i don't even remember what happened what happened was
is that we went to live you were like oh i gotta do my taxes like oh we can hang out play
street fighter after and like you're or then you say to pat this is like 10 years ago yeah
say pat i'm going to little jamaica i'm like yeah okay let's go and so we go into a little
jamaica and we enter in this tiny accountants office with nine like eight and a half foot
tall black dudes all talking in thick jamaican accents right and i'm like 19 yeah and i hid
behind you in the door wow i don't remember because i was so shy and intimidated by all these
giant black people that i didn't know what to do oh and i wasn't supposed to be there
oh my god yeah i got my taxes done good classic well you got your taxes i got my taxes and we
walked out and you started laughing your ass off me you're like were you hiding behind me
so you know i was nervous it was like that wesley snipes movie they're like he's with that japanese
guy and the black guy like you know like they go to the japanese hood is like make eye contact at
all times it's disrespect to not look at them and then they go to like the hood with wesley snipes
like yo don't look anybody in the eye i forgot what movie that was but i just remember that
shit yeah you're classic uh whatever buddy cop style yeah buddy cop style oh god um
so that was we were we were getting through uh what your weeks and what you've been up to and
stuff um if if uh it was pretty much just overwatch that's all good if you got no anime or on a
plate or anything any movies but um steve how about you man oh man like uh my my week has been pretty
pretty tense i mean like uh for a while i've been trying to uh get the that the that twitch
subscription for twitch but uh things have been getting kind of weird man they they they ducking
me man they're talking me right now so um you know i got a lot of setups and stuff like that um i
got a lot of things that i want to set up for my stream and kind of introduce to the to the
twitch streamers and everything like that and um i have an idea of what i want to do but um i gotta
get my my youtube game up you guys your youtube game is is on point it's okay like yeah like it's
ridiculous man but uh yeah i gotta start getting my youtube game up as far as games are concerned
compliment me no matter how much how much of a lie it is yeah i know yeah pat your hair looks
great i i appreciate that i like that you said that just take the compliment yeah no but uh
as far as as far as games are concerned uh you know street fighter has been like the home of homes
i don't know why like i'm loving street fighter five it's got a lot of flak everybody knows it
but uh i'm all over it for some reason uh i'm still a mkx boy and really i yeah yeah i'm still
over that man it's still i'm still in fun i forgot that game exists and uh i'm still enjoying some
of the other games like a lot of people don't like uh you know last of us or uncharted or you
know like just some of the other games that haven't really gained traction and stuff like that they
like the single players and everything like that underground games like the last of us
is the multiplayer oh okay it's talking about like you know multiplayer right right
did you play last of us well i played last of us did you play the multiplayer i think like
twice it's fucking fantastic oh but then no one else but it's it's because it's because uncharted
i don't think does has a very good multiplayer personally but the the last of us multiply is
fucking great it's it's counter strike with the hitting people in the face with sticks
yeah there you go they just became best friends i played two made a multiplayer yeah i've never
played uh you know um gears of war then you kind of will have like the last of us that feel will
come back back to you in there and of course uh you know i was an old school socom guy too so
oh okay that explains yeah exactly so last of us is like oh shit we got socom back really okay let's
do this so now but um there's a ton of games that uh i've been getting myself into but as far as
like games in general it's just been street fighter mkx and uh man i would say uh a little
a little bit of um call of duty here in there but not too much because just let's let's be honest
like the call of duty series has been kind of going downhill but uh a lot of people have been
talking about the zombies being really good so i'm like oh yeah that's that's what i've been
hearing um i haven't gotten a chance to get like a good squad to go down there and see what's up
with the zombies but uh i think the zombies are getting kind of um oversaturated in video games
i think there's so many fucking zombie games the only thing i'm looking forward to right now is
resident evils yeah the resident evil doesn't even really have zombies in it anymore it's crazy ass
white people six you know that's that's a good enough we had we had we had a fucking game where
it was scary hispanic people then we went to scary black people very mexican spanish people
then we went to uh then we went to re six which was zombies scary and then now we're now we're
up to scary white people yeah who's next yeah i well we're missing a couple races in there
i want the god damn asian receivable game so bad i want scary white people like russia is
like not like not exactly no zombies no monsters just russian russia you know like not hicks or
anything just scary ass motherfuckers from like yugoslavia in that area is that guy has no he's
drunk yeah but he's fighting that guy oh no no no that's just crooked yeah oh my god like i'm
trying to think of um like uh did you guys play the vr because i saw you guys on your yeah i saw
you guys stream vr for a little bit but i don't know if you guys you played the resident evil vr
okay uh okay we got a yes and a no have you played it yeah we played it and within 30 minutes of
the gameplay i got dizzy as fuck and i wanted to throw up so uh i think that's a terrible way to
play that game yes yes i think that game controls really poorly in vr yeah yeah because it doesn't
have tank controls and like the way you turn your your your your characters like rotation is all in
like uh 30 degree angles it's oh you can turn that off though is it not well as a master of
tank controls you should be good with that tank controls are tank controls cannot exist in first
person all first person games have obviously relative tank controls tank controls are always
relative to a third person perspective with a fixed camera that's why they're called tank control
aiming must be amazing though no really not really huh it's it's actually harder because yeah i think
it was designed like that like the shooting was supposed to be like difficult or something sounds
good okay fine uh what i was gonna say willy think of res how like aiming with the head was perfect
right yep because reds you need large broad sweeping movements and a reasonable reasonable game
the best thing that you can have is for your aim to stay rock solid in the dead center of your screen
at all times yes um well what i was thinking of was the fact that uh the um apparently uh liam
was telling me about how aiming in farpoint for example you actually aim down the sights and it
it like it works for real and that's the kind of thing that you can do shooting in vr that you
couldn't do in it yeah totally the other thing is and that makes your shooting better uh just like
you guys like i got i got dizzy it happened like an hour after i stopped playing but i did feel it
whereas a bunch of the vr games that i played so far i did not like it's it's it's a genuinely
not good way to play that game it is i had a lot more fun replaying the demo without the vr headset
yeah but yeah a lot quicker it feels like you move faster did you get the dizzy effect on other games
or was it just resonant uh resonable there's a shitty horror game that uh that uh what the
here they lie here they lie here they lie that that is a dizzy machine and there were there was
one other game but it's i don't get it from from everything it was a couple games like that were
like no this one sucks this one's doing it this one's making me sick and resonable was one of them
yeah yeah yeah and i hope that isn't the case with like you know because obviously they're pushing
the shit out of vr right now and they want everybody to play it and they want everybody to buy a
fucking uh what is it like 500 or 600 dollar of it's pricey down some crazy shit yeah and uh
they're they're doing their best i mean obviously you guys were at the oh no um Liam was at the
playstation experience and uh he saw it firsthand of what they're actually trying to push and i hope
it's successful but at the same time how many people out there in the general public are going to
start just throwing up after they use the damn thing for like 20 minutes right and it becomes a
giant like you know oh shit well the problem is the answer to that is more than zero right yeah
however many people it is it's going to be no like none of us got to try like a vr version of pt
for example yeah um right yeah yeah but you know i think kenny kenny didn't you well kind of like
if you put on the headset and then you it's really it's more immersive it's not vr but you don't see
it's the it's the fake screen in front of you you're right yeah yeah okay so it was pretty creepy
like that especially with the headphones it upped the creepiness factor like by three so but by
specifically three by specifically yeah but at the same time though at the very least like unlike a
game like here they lie which is just like trash because of the those problems uh with re you could
at the very least go back to a normal screen and controller yeah and just play the game like that
you know and not have a problem yeah um i and i'm sorry after you no no uh i was saying that um uh
like using a game that has corridors like pt or resident evil kind of makes it worse because all
your scenes like those i mean you're having tunnel vision and that's in that kind of aspect
but there was this other game that uh me and kenny had played that kind of had like this whole view
we were like shooting spiders kenny what was that a playstation experience oh yeah fucking yeah
it was some shit like that yeah like far porn or some yeah some game called far porn something
like that and you could look around and you could like you know uh you could see the gun in front
of you you can see your hands and uh the immersion and that was actually a little bit more um uh it
actually felt a little easier as opposed to just seeing the corridors looking around and things
start getting really dizzy like it's tunnel vision on tunnel vision and it fucks with you so um i think
that's something that they need to really test out and see people in general don't get fucked up
by that because i'm telling you now uh i've never had that feeling before in a video game except for
the vr and yeah i considered myself to be totally immune to motion sickness until vr came out
exactly right like i could go on i can go on a plane i can go on a boat you know you know i can
play gameboy games in the back of my parents car on a bumpy road like all that shit you are immune
to motion sickness at yeah yeah at the same time though it also shows you how like a good developer
that has done their homework can make the game not make you feel sick and i feel like yeah you know
like like uh i've you know like every time i try hair they lie it's gonna happen no matter what
and but like with um eagle flight it's like it happens after a long session but it will
leave me feeling uneasy i've never felt anything playing res res has been yeah res is fantastic
every time the only thing is like my head's really sweaty and yeah that's it so that to me is just
proof it's like you know no the like the developer has a say or rather their skill in make developing
the vr game that will determine how sick you feel i feel i honestly i feel it's it's just a testing
issue test the game correctly have you know have uh you know the game testers all play the game
together and which one of them starts throwing all up in the in the uh you know in the studio
then you say hey what made you throw up and you know you work from there yeah you know i mean like
it's it's simple testing like proper testing to get the the system to work right um i don't know
have you guys played uh the battlefront demo in vr yeah i have that that is the thing is really cool
man damn right it is i felt like i was in the tie fighter flying through fucking space shooting
the uh the death star or not that's when you see the like well you're you're piling the x-wing
it's it's like probably one of the best vr demos out there right now like hell yeah i couldn't
believe how like could that felt and the thing is is and if you play the um the jackal assault call
of duty version yeah really badass too it was cool but like the the star wars like a version of it
was way tighter like i felt and plus it wasn't just like a four minute thing you really got a whole
mission out of it right and and it's something that you know really it lends itself to the experience
as well as the fact that in the jackal assault mission you're kind of just using the this controller
playing as usual whereas in the tie fighter sorry in the x-wing you can actually look around the
cockpit and every button works and everything responds and causes the thing and like you bring
up the aiming targeting reticle in the same way they do in the movies and stuff like it is super
duper on point yeah yeah i agree really hope it becomes a full game uh i mean who knows uh i
guess it comes down to the response of the public uh but uh those kind of games are the ones that i
mean because honestly everybody who's watched the star wars from you know episode one through seven
or or whatnot they all have this idea of man i wonder what it would be like to be in the tie
fighters and shoot down the death star and do all this crazy shit and i mean you have like rides you
know here and there or you have like you know these video games that you know will try to get you to
that point but nothing beats at this point anyway nothing has beaten the vr the vr makes you feel
like you are in that that situation and you were you know flying in space and destroying uh you
know star destroyers and all that bullshit i've spent like countless hours playing x-wing versus
tie fighter back in the day like on pc and like honestly if they release a full game like this and
just add in a like a match speed with target button which is the thing that you always want in
your dog fighting you know type of game like i'm i'm beyond golden like that easily becomes probably
my second favorite game if uh but behind res if they make a full version of that and i mean i
feel like why would they spend all that money besides like research that to create a really good
result of from their test and then not actually use it anywhere else you know so yeah i'm hopeful on that
um what if that was what's missing from no man's sky because no man's sky was just yeah
let's just go in space and then we visit this planet and then we do dog fighting wouldn't
have saved it no there's a there's a dog fighting wouldn't have saved it no there's a well there is
dog fighting in that game but i mean multiplayer in general is is is like the whole thing there's
there's too much of that game missing there's too much of that what that game already has in it yeah
and not enough of what it doesn't running into other players probably could have created some sort of
like weird second life type scenario where people can still have fun just look interacting with
other people i drew a penis on the planet it's a penis second life i never touched second life
but i know what it is like wow okay all right what you got in there oh yes holy what are you
talking about you used to use to use your character ralph all the time ralph puton ralph puton right
yeah um oh you're not familiar oh it's a it's a very famous second life character okay it's a
fucking tiny green troll that just walks into private rooms oh i saw that yes i did see those
people leave and he's like no i didn't know his name i saw those pictures yeah you know like a
thing going could you just walk out or just leave he's like no no man i'm gonna yeah like no but i
think it would have taken a lot more to save no man's sky like you know but uh i still think
though that i mean whatever we talked about it last time but there that was a nice patch they put
out there for it um cool uh i i had a bit of a week did you had a bit of a week tell me i went to
magfest uh oh yeah you went to that thing damn it man i saw the pictures yo magfest music and game
festival apparently started out as mid-atlantic uh game festival or something and then they switched
so was in the ocean apparently so um i don't know what happened but at some point you know
the game was underrated it was all right so yeah um anyway magfest is the shit it is to me uh my
favorite like it's my favorite con experience i think just as a person like as a person walking
around doing stuff on that level i think it's it's just the most fun um when you go to a trade show
you know when you go to something like packs or e3 you're really at the end of the day as again as
a person walking around uh you're just waiting in line 75 percent of the time um yeah maybe getting
a stab at like you know four or five games you really want to play and like getting to talk to
a developer you really like or something like that and that's always fun with indie games but um
you know i think magfest is just it's very different in that like you can get as much gaming as you
want in a given day or as much music as you want or just events they had an escape room set up like
like you can fill each of the days that that the con goes on for with whatever you want um
and it's usually like really good versions of that you know like whatever so so they have
enough machines for everyone to play like consistently or man like the dealer's room is
this is the giant warehouse room as a con dealer's room is but mirroring it in size right next door
is just the arcade machines that are all free play and they have everything like every year they
have everything yeah it's you know you've got like the the like i don't even want to throw numbers
out there but just like a billion it just like like endless aisles of rhythm games you know endless
aisles of fighting games on their on their candy cabs um whatever you're looking for there's a you
know the retro wall like they had like juby which is like probably my favorite rhythm game they had
juby they had like 12 machines uh just side to side lined up all day like packed like the one with
the little hand motions it's the one with the uh it's it's basically you're on a grid that's four
by four and uh you have to tap the buttons as they light up to the beat uh it's it's just simple
me and steve fun played one rhythm game you ready beat mania damn right yo false beat mania
bomb we had that we had the turntables yeah the little lights yeah and uh you know uh it was
funny because uh real djs djs used to diss that shit but you know what the game was fun as hell
like that shit was the the same three songs every time sorry it's it's hard man like uh
the one time i remember in japan i went up to the well i don't want to say 2dx but it was
whatever the latest version of beat mania was oh it just started out at the basic level on that
and they just they've given up on are you new to beat mania that's like no you're not here playing
this if you don't know what you're doing get the fuck out of my arcade cab yeah at the low level
green you know a layer of entry was just like just note oblivion getting thrown at your face
and it was like i i just like it wasn't even like you fail and then you go oh man it was before i
failed i stopped playing and walked off like no no uh oh oh shit uh oh here all right thuggery get
that licensed fucking song off the twitch the twitch cops won't know that song was that your
phone course it was his phone all right all right but it's fine it's the black cast it's all good
we can let that yeah you let it ride yeah but no i know what you mean like when i played uh what was
it um not even beat mania but like just uh the ddr like ddr for some reason my feet can't work well
with my brain and i don't know how to feed and feed yeah game yeah and yeah things get things get weird
things like that's one of those in his house and steve's still never touched it it's free he could
learn for free good well not even max like i used to work at till i used to work in an arcade that
had uh what was the other one it was uh there was the other version of the yard that uh yeah in the
groove yeah with the diagonals on it was that from korea that was like fuck you d we're doing it
with diagonals yeah yeah yeah it was kanami i think right when they were cool right they had their own
beat um you know in the groove type of thing once again never touched it uh that the the feet the
feet does not work well with the brain here like fingers yeah sure no problem but i can never get
up above average okay all right so um basically the uh no no you're talking about rhythm yeah that's
a good one too and and uh i like happened was what you see uh uh uh right uh what happened well
no the the rhythm games like in the groove and stuff like that i was watching as like two dudes
were just going nuts with um the hard mode on that like both sides and they were double dashing yeah
where you kind of like in the middle of the song do a full-on swing in and out to switch players and
stuff and like people reaching down with their hands and i'm like that that shit was nuts but i
remember hearing rumors back in the day i never saw any footage of it but my friends told me that at
the right places at the right arcades motherfuckers were seawalking on the machines and i'm like
like really you know what here's the thing that's how you got the ladies in my arcade
uh yeah to get your walk on i'm a little butterfly yeah if you use the handlebars
on that game you were a bitch like to get the super highest level but yeah like those guys
it like on a saturday night would clean the up clean up the arcade you know they'd be just like
fucking group of girls they'd go in there to the little team team up moves girls gone all all three
of them all three of them from the arcade would be gone like you walk over you're about to get
on the machine you yelled the operator hey i'm gonna need a mop and bucket over here now now
what's what's the over and you're like what are the chances here that like over at kona and konami's
bemani team a couple of riverside crips worked their way up so that they could get songs perfect
for seawalking right into the game into the games as the long con i want that future yeah why are
these games suddenly light blue any gangsta songs a whole like player one is blue and the other
player is also blue hmm what's up with that the bloods went in there and just smashed up the entire
machine because like nah fuck that we don't want those crabs in here but uh no like that's and you
know like honestly like that's the things magfest yeah you have everything going on in the arcade
you have an equally uh as large again mirrored over on the opposite side of the dealer's room
just indie game setups um with like people bringing out their their games and like you know trying
this trying out whatever projectors on the walls all kinds of fun stuff including um line wobbler
which is this crazy thing i've never seen or heard of before until now it is a game that
is just an led strip of lights the fuck that is all it is and a joystick at the end of it right
and so the led just irritating stick with leds it looks as if like you know it's almost like when
you go to play like one of those um strongman test with the hammer things yeah okay okay but it's
not but it's just they're only small leds and they go along the table and then upwards and you know
into the air like vertically and like you use the stick to move your green light along the path
right yeah yeah eventually you run into little red dots that are enemies and if you touch them
you'd explode and die um so and you pretty much going going up or down and if you wobble to the
side you do an attack now your attack has a startup and a range where you actually your
your green light like spreads apart and comes back together and destroys whatever is in that range
right so you start living right now you start playing footsies with these little lights right
and you make your way through and then it's like okay you made the first level great now we introduce
uh conveyor belts where a little white lines are areas where you get dragged toward or away from
enemies then they start coming from both sides then they start putting lava that appears and
disappears and you're like i'm playing one dimensional dark souls right now a little bit
with like straight up enemies evading and like like this whole thing is and it's so sick because
you never really thought about like how basic like game concepts could be conveyed through just one
line you know it's so sick man and like and but you get to the end of it and there's a proper boss
fight with a dot you know and i was like this is next level like and then the so the guys that
were just that were next to it were describing how you can have like people set this up and
they there's it's actually on github and like people have made it so that it's a big circle in
the room you know and i was talking with cranky about how like how sick would it be if you had
a pathway where you can branch throughout a giant room and like go different areas to go
different places it's time to make your christmas decorations next level right where your christmas
decorations are a game that you can travel along you know take that uh take that like stranger things
kind of like light set up and do something really not nuts with it and like actually have more nuts
than what they do yeah and you know and make a game out of it like it's so cool man um so they
had stuff like that uh there's a game that was just like you you go into a tent no one's around
and like you sit in this tent and there is a keyboard with moss all over it except for on
certain keys and then you just you touch the key and then you play this game and then that's it
it's this experience and it's there and that was that and it's like all right hope you enjoyed this
one guys random game performance art project it's kind of nutty like that but anyway but the point
is is that you can spend all day doing that at magfest or just head up to the music room it's
great it's a really good con i highly recommend it um got to spend time with the you know our
our good old friends who are now going by the noose to buy as yes i saw so that's uh austin
book into eruption uh formally known as uh that was uh george super bunny hop and uh try and give
out some of his george sleeves no but everyone was was wearing their george sleeves so that was
cool yeah they're pretty sharp um and that was uh mother's basement jeff because of the caked
exactly george exactly in the callbacks to previous they're sharp you guys uh we did a
panel uh with jeff um leon myself and jeff did a panel on the best uh openings in video games
was your pick was i think it went over pretty well uh i threw a couple in there um i threw in
give me your number one right now odi musher three there thank you all right that's the right answer
yeah okay yeah i i i i come that's the right answer with a bullet alongside a couple other
things did you put that fucking Jurassic park super nintendo game in there oh i did it and i
wouldn't i just liked that there was voice acting in it that's okay yeah no i threw in some fun
stuff and and i threw in the old like some of the pretty much the only like non anime answers to
of the group too because i was like okay like we need to go through this i'm like i don't care
anyone says rock band one had an amazing yes yes absolutely and that might get overlooked you know
um do you guys think that uh you know rock band or guitar hero will ever make a comeback at this
point no i think like it'll be a goddamn wild it is like just like they had to wait they had to
wait for everyone to be ready for another one like they didn't wait long enough and they didn't
yeah right that's it like yeah they just kept like well i mean activision is notorious for this they
did this with tony hawk they did this with a guitar hero i guess what they're doing with call of duty
they're doing it with call of duty yeah yeah right they just they're notorious for this right like
they don't give a fuck they just throw it out and you know what they do they say okay well this is a
good idea well milka prolet's worth and then we'll move on to the next thing uh while this thing is
starting to slowly die yeah call of duty is starting to slowly die so what's their next big thing
that's what i'm curious about because how are they gonna stay afloat of course they merged with you
know um blizzard and now so they have infinite money right you know like they could just take over
the world of games but i mean what is their next big thing somebody told me that um uh destiny is it
but yes it's supposed to be destiny it's supposed to be destiny one was kind of i don't know there's
a point that you hit with a franchise when people are getting exhausted of your brand and it's you
have to as i bought those games every year for like six yeah well you know like every company
has to face it right and basically go like all right what do we do from here and do you either
take a break and like reinvent it from the ground up or or try to improve or something
you know like assassins creed did it whatever but but like and it's trying to get that last drop
or do you squeeze all the blood from the stone you know until it's completely like dead to everyone
and everyone's sick of it and you've milked it for as far as you can go and then well now it's
scorched earth yeah you're gonna get a second one look at resident evil they know it's worse to
the point where part six was a goddamn travesty but now they're doing resident evil seven and it
feels like it's a completely completely all new rework from the ground up and hopefully they don't
hit us with another like fucking i don't even remember the name of the game i'm trying to make
umbrella core is it umbrella core oh that's that fucking piece of shit holy fuck and all
and work operation raccoon city i was surprised you weren't going straight to or umbrella core is
worse huh go watch our video okay it's the do it fucking worse okay yeah if you if you guys didn't
know um i was in a commercial for that i want the last three playstation experience i was in a
commercial for that game and i was praising the fuck out of that game only to play a little later
and uh yeah i i sold out pretty bad oh it was exciting at the time they were going to give them
a place exactly yeah hey there's lights and hey man i we've all been excited at the the prospect
of a huge bribe but you know i mean killer instincts a great game hey that's what when
there's blowjobs at the end of it what sell out steve and then you don't win the blowjob and you
play the game later on it's like this game sucks infinite shill g e yeah it was it was it was one
of those things where i was just excited to be there yeah yeah like the new game oh yeah no
no that's that's part of the thing that's why they get people coming out of demos yeah at at events
like e3 like people that aren't supposed to be at e3 but still managed to get into e3 and they
asked them like how'd you like the new demo oh my god i'm so excited it was amazing it's like yeah
sure yeah it's it's it's uh yeah it's it's intoxicating all right yeah yeah there's an aura
and especially it's the atmosphere and it's what they try to do for the press whenever like you know
they get game journalists up into like a big rooftop party i mean woolly we that happened to us we
came out of uh packs one year like singing the absolute praises to the high heavens for evolve
right because we played it in this fucking perfect ideal scenario and it was that doesn't
reflect the real world at all incredibly and we played two games yeah and then when it came out
we're like oh what oh no all that other stuff oh the game's so great but all that other stuff
happened all of that other stuff and they were in the club and you're like man this is great and
then you just wake up next to it yeah you see a titty on the table and you're like what happened
wait what yeah that's on the table is it by itself it's by itself that's bad that's i
i'm taking that word from my cousin shon like that's what that that was his expression is you
wake up and you see a titty on the table you're like what time to put your pants on and jump out
the window shon oh boy that makes it do a double take you like wait titty wait but no no like like
i think though that rock band and uh you know any rhythm game for that matter like all the plastic
music rhythm games like if you wait long enough there will be another time when there's music
that people want to play uh that exists that doesn't exist in any rhythm game i i'm i'm calling it
right now the next big rhythm game is going to be uh it's going to be like dj hero but it's going to
use this fucking uh i don't know what those instruments are called they're just the squares
with the little squares inside them that uh the mixers use like daff punk use that's well that's
juby that's juby that's what juby is okay well that's gonna be the next big thing that's what
you're playing on it's effectively that with like a few less keys but that's you know a new thing
if you guys and if you guys want to play a game uh if you guys want to get really urban you guys
should play a game called get on the mic okay that is yeah isn't the name of that game actually
get on da mic yeah that knows it is get on the mic and uh me and kenny we played it what at uh
how many e3s ago kenny like yeah very many if you guys didn't know me and kenny have been to
almost every e3 for like the past 10 years maybe probably since 2001 i believe it's in your backyard
yeah we've been to every e3 and in one of the e3s we always didn't have credentials too
oh no yeah at one point we got in i think i was uh merida bushkin and he was uh and he was yudin
vodilovsky nice that's what it was yeah we had literally just gotten because fuck it we got some
because my my brother's girlfriend at the time your brother's uncle's girlfriend my brother's
girlfriend yeah uh she was russian and uh i guess the rush like you know like this russian company
was putting nintendo's booth together and she's like you know me and steve just you know came
over there we were gonna play some video games in my house and then they're like my brother's
girlfriend's like hey do you guys like video games and he's like oh fucking yeah it's like there's a
thing e3 he like slaps his knee and said yeah yeah it's like well yeah my my friends you know they're
doing this this thing of e3 and we're like e3 oh and he's like yeah you guys want to get in and
like we meet up with this guy like and uh like you know at the docks right yeah the docks and he
gives us badges because we're in a stretch boat yudin yudilovsky i can't even pronounce his name
he had two badges yeah one was marina pushkin we're like sluggish and squirrel yeah we'll figure it out
let's let's just go in and yeah yeah this is like before like everybody started hacking e3 and doing
all this crazy shit and yeah now like security's on point now yeah yeah but uh is that our first one
i think that was our first one right kenny yeah yeah that was our first time there yeah the we were
virgins we were e3 virgins so i'm i'm jealous because i like we our local if our local game
show here in montreal was that exact garbage it was this thing called arcadia it lasted two years and
like the second year managed to somehow be way more pathetic than the way way worse it went from
like actually being in a big expo hall that was just like poorly set up to being in a mall
and just being like go into the back of this truck to play some game it was really not the only good
thing about that thing was that the first one you could play gears of war one and twilight princess
way before way before yeah that was it um and they were clearly the whole finished product but anyway
but you know the the moral of the story is is like when you're a company and it comes down to
like the point where you make that decision don't gravity squeeze your ip don't squeeze that bitch
don't do it not man i gotta squeeze it i need that i need that money now you know it's crazy
because it's been working for activis just so now that's like their motto it's like we don't give a
shit milk the fucking game we'll make another one we're that good that's how they think it's funny
it's a war of attrition the activision side of that company acts like that and the blizzard
side of the company does literally the exact opposite of that and maybe and maybe those checks
and balances work for each other right like wow it's gonna be around 15 years from now for sure
there's no doubt it'll stuff like five million people that those two companies have done it is
not interfere with each other they said okay we're gonna merge but we're not going to deviate between
who does decisions on making games blizzard you do your thing activision you do your thing we'll
make money together there you go they've been so successful they were able to buy themselves
back yeah vendy yeah yeah yeah i always love those stories you know um but uh are you gonna
be the guy who goes to bobby kodak and says no man you can't do another call to you this year
no you're not i'll break your fucking legs that's not yeah that like like that well that
takes balls and i respect that but it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen um the uh but no
just to just wrap that up uh you know shout outs to uh super ipatch wolf who happened to be staying
next door to me at magfest he makes good videos i've watched yeah and so we hung out the whole
weekend as well and like he's a super cool guy no he's no he's a proper dude from dublin and um
he came all the way fucking over you know for just for magfest and uh he's he's he's another one of
the boys he's another one of our boys he's he's officially part of the friend crew now um speaking
of magfest and video game music was uh the godlike music creator uh mick mick gordon was he there
mick gordon was not there unfortunately the call out that um that we did with jake kaufman
didn't work uh when we had jake on last time he we we basically tried to challenge magfest
and slash uh mick gordon into having both of them on stage like doing a ridiculous amazing show
where they cover each other's music and it would have been just the most godlike event like ever
but it was not to be but it was not to be but maybe i don't know who knows what'll happen next year
but sadly he was not there who was there was you know ritchie branson mega ran how's ritchie doing
ritchie's doing good he's working on new stuff because like i like he had a kickstarter and then
like the troubles had with him and that like scared the shit out of me no like he said he's
like i got a little little feeling my throat right now but he's working on some some music
still and he's coming back so yeah you know stay tuned for that um it's gonna be so good what is
your guy's opinion on um overwatch getting game of the year over uncharted and and doom oh i don't
i don't pay attention to that that shit anymore uh okay so yeah he's like i'm above the now that i
have my own fucking show i don't have to give a fuck about other people's shows yeah i the awards
are you know what i mean like straight up like we were at them and like we were just laughing the
entire time last time we just don't take it seriously at all dude like straight up um like you
know how i when i watch that thing i said witcher three should win game of the year and everyone
told me pat witcher three didn't come out this year and i said i don't care that's how i feel
about that shit um but here's but yes that's what they were there as well as uh grime craft
if you know i'm not familiar with grime craft is fucking great uh the proto men were there like
dude like all the good dj's a rival right miss like a rival like the you know of fighting game
remix fame and stuff like that so yeah you're it's a great event um shout outs to chiay's best
waifu met him met uh some some of the discord folks and just a lot of a lot of people that you
know showed up for a cool little fan meetup that we did um yeah all in all i can just a little fan
meetup was it like the la fan meetup yeah i know uh it was it was more tame than that yeah i go
god i fan do and again like i still feel bad about like you know you guys coming out and just
standing out in the cold like that awesome like i mean that was the experience i actually took
pictures of of the entire line that went all the way down to the back of the parking lot
like god damn man like that was crazy it was freezing so many people showed up i was like okay
yeah you know i'm canadian freezing oh yeah knock him any yeah no we were like we were able to
withstand that but yeah yeah cheers guys you know uh appreciate it um picked up some cool
stuff while i was down there got myself a famicom mini um because the nintendo minis are gone forever
but games in your video games in new york had a famicom mini which is a different set of games in
it um because they're all you know the japanese ones have like kunio yeah fuck that i got hacked
yeah gives a shit and now you can put whatever you want on it um so that you know we'll see maybe
it was a it was a pretty good purchase um not to mention the uh because it's a famicom
the controllers are stuck in it you can't plug them out weird because that's what the original
famicom was like so it's just like accurate to that is it's cool but like at the same time like
hopefully nothing goes wrong yeah you know that's pretty much what yeah you're stuck you're committed
to those controllers don't wear them out well it means that means if you lose it inside yourself
you can always pull it out oh wow beautiful oh my ears my ears um uh no one can stop me all i
know is i just want to hit up that no mercy tournament so bad in my life yes dude mathew was there
and they got proper wrestling announcers to do their events dude wow they got announcers
man that's on my bucket list oh god like they no mercy tournament honestly honestly yeah no the
botcha mania no mercy tournament every year at magfest is that like streamed or like something
i could just i don't think so because the because the event it doesn't it's like burning man you
it's like if you can't really stream it because it's on a giant like a cube with four projectors
on each side you could stream that where you're walking in a circle just watching the matches
happen you're not going to get the full experience you can get like a of a the fucking gold mine cross
section looking thing and yeah you know you're not going to get Matthew like on top of a chair
leading the charge is everyone's chance and they take over the game room at magfest you have to be
there uh it's a really good time though um yeah anyway no so that that was that and like on the way
there i was i was telling everyone about um i am a hero manga i am a hero yep so i read the next
couple volumes of that and it's still really good i think you should still read it they're in my house
good but i haven't i haven't picked them up yeah that's waiting for like it's basically like a plane
trip it is like it's next time i get onto a plane yeah i'm gonna just blow through them i have the
first two how many are there now uh i don't know how many are out but i've i've read through the first
two omnibuses so that's four volumes okay that is actually four volumes yes and uh you know if you
want to see how badly japan gets fucked due to apparently uh the the korean movie uh trained to
busan is is very similar in terms of like it's also apparently very good there's an i am a there's
i'm a hero live action movie that exists as well i don't know how it was but uh if you want to see
how japan gets fucked by the zombie apocalypse due to the no guns they will do to no guns and various
other like infrastructure problems incredibly high population density per square meter and some of
the same bureaucracy issues that uh shin Godzilla dealt with it's a really good manga check it out
um i was gonna say man they got really big swords you know they could use that or something right
not for the runner types you know the fast runner type zombies i don't know man you stick it in one
and like if you don't go all the way through you're fucked you know that's right they'll still bite
you so i mean they don't give a shit if you stab them in the chest like they're not about that
damn they're not worried about nothing yeah uh yeah i was pats weak what was somebody stole your
fucking segway oh they stole it i saw it because i'm watching it live i'm watching woolly i watch
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your weekend i had a pretty late back week i only really played a couple games of note i got we did
a video for binding of isaac earlier this week and the um that is one of the most comments i've
ever seen it was a lot like when we did the let it die video in which people came out of the
woodwork to be like this game is secretly super huge we had no idea going in because i was just
like man that's a game i always wanted to play never played let's just try that this week never
had any clue and i was like oh that's a cool little indie game that's explosive comments
apparently careers have been built on this yeah so i'm like oh binding of isaac okay is that big
onto a tiny seven thousand people are watching playing of isaac right now yeah you know like a
lot of like uh northern lyre and memes start showing up in our in our comments and we're like
what after birth plus yeah yeah why you know and like why aren't they playing after birth plus and
then you know how i knew it was real i knew it was legit when i saw the same type of frustration
from people because i missed the devil door and i didn't know what the con i don't know what
that deal is like well i don't know what any of these things do it's like when you when you got it
i was like oh it just take a book appears i think yeah and then you just and then nothing happens
like okay but like the level of reaction that that type of thing garnis i was like this is on a
souls level this is this thing is huge people really care i played about maybe half a dozen
a dozen more runs i mean bible thump is just bible thump is just the that's where it's from
right that game is really that were by stellar that game is fucking great i can't wait to play
more of it it's just it's just super good hmm and the after birth plus there's only one issue with
it is that it's unfairly hard it's it's like the finding of isaac devs were like every time an
expansion came out it a sue it's explicitly and only for the people that crushed the last one
so uh starting on after birth plus and it is for real it is serious uh but no it's super
super fantastic there's over 500 like of those items that 500 that i don't know what almost
any of them do like i i picked up a guppy tail and everyone started to go crazy you got the guppy
tail but it does nothing does it do nothing i don't know that game is fucking great it's
absolutely fantastic though you can get super fucked on a bad run because of rng but hey so
you're saying we have a three quarters black podcast this week and just mysteriously i'm
occasionally muted for long periods no in fact it's that you're too loud oh i see how it is oh
it's that i'm too loud hmm well i'm very i just noticed this you know the smallest people in my
life are the loudest people yeah me and that other guy well no the other guy there's another
there's another two there's another there's two more there's two more y'all okay well what about
billy he's very quiet and small yeah well yeah he's the exception there's yeah he's he puts that into
his grinding he has dignity he puts he puts that into his gold farming so uh the binding of isaac's
fucking great i also uh so i don't know if you remember willy but when devil may cry for special
edition came out that was one of the busiest months ever of that year for games and as a result i
picked up vergell played him for three hours and then went this game will continue to exist
for that day in the future yeah and that day came i spent a lot of time but just on vergell so more
important than vergell is lady you need to stop you need to stop and slow your fucking roll
correct yourself and at least at the very least say that you know alongside vergell i'll take one
important than vergell i will not accept that you need to play lady i will i won't accept lady is
the best the lady makes me care about the guns in the devil may cry game they are fantastic
she plays like a combination of all of dmc three daunte's gunslinger special moves for all the
weapons that she's wearing and she has a she her melee attack is the her swinging around the calina
an as a giant super slow weapon so she plays like her marvel incarnation to some degree god i'm
talking about lady not trish excuse me excuse me sorry she it's so good it's and she doesn't have
dt instead she what did i get she throws grenades everywhere and becomes hyper invincible so remember
you'd use dt to become invincible fuck it just do huge damage it's it's her grenade mechanic is
like dt explosion by itself okay it's she it's oh it's so good that game is so that game is so good
i don't really have anything left to say about it other than it's so no no well the only other
thing to say is and we're super scared to play it yeah but i did i did have a i did plan to do
something with it uh blast but i it's it's something that requires like practice yes it does so
the only other game i played of of interest is final fantasy 15 which i beat
and i there are that spoilers no there there there will be no spoilers i will talk about
things only in the vegas mechanical terms so chapter 13 is quite bad it has however been
way overstated with how bad it is like it's fine okay it's it's like it's too long
and it's not that great of an idea but people acting like it's game ruining are ridiculous you
guys are crazy okay that being said that game has this so it's big open world super fun game
that game has the hardest right turn into what clearly used to be a completely different
game top to bottom i have ever seen what was it it's it's it's you see it you get to uh you
get to you get to altisha right that that fancy city that you you're going to and the instant
you set foot there you are playing versus you're clearly you are clearly going back to what it used
to be going back to playing versus okay and it's just like the half of the game the part gone and
just like yeah the story becomes a very different story massive plot holes start appearing out of
all sorts of places where from scene to scene you're going wait didn't that guy no but wasn't he
and someone goes no shut up though does it does it increase in how quickly plot is delivered
at that point it becomes completely linear and becomes all plot whoa because it's a reverse
final fantasy 13 whoa really okay um are you sorry do you guys are you the are you the type of guy
that likes uh games and story i do and and i act and i think that this game has a a decent story
that is told very poorly so okay you get to these parts where a cut scenes happening
and important things are occurring and i'm being told they're important and there were these
characters that i'm being told are important and i feel nothing because these characters have
actually only been in two cut scenes for the entire game and i go they didn't have time to actually
go and flesh these people flesh these people out and i know exactly who you're talking about
because they i'm right about there yeah like they literally just didn't have time to do this
there is there are characters that change their motivations off screen with no reason
damn like they walk off a villain and come back an ally and there's there's nothing there's
absolutely nothing live and you're like wait what okay fine um there is but more more depressing
than that is that after altisha you get onto a train and then you you you hop around a bunch of
locations that aren't on the primary map right and it's a train ride and you get to literally ride
by the second and third and fourth maps that the game was supposed to have like you can you can
look you can look out the window and the train ride takes place in real time as you move super
fast through these hundred square kilometer areas oh that are clearly rendered in proper
lod and you can see cars driving and all sorts of stuff and you're like this was clearly supposed to
be a full big second map or third map and it it hurts it really really hurts and then chapter
13 is a downer because it's really slow and it's really boring and then above all expectations
the game ends really strong it actually ends really really strong the last two hours of the game
pull a bunch of cool things out of nowhere cool stuff happens characters do very interesting
things that you wouldn't have expected i was genuinely surprised at the direction that the
game took uh and then the final encounter and the final boss and you know everything to do with that
is actually pretty awesome and sincere and the story like sticks its landing
so what you're basically saying is that it was a giant hot mess it's it's it's a giant bolted
together hot mess that cleans up nice though that despite itself when i beat the game i was like
that's a that that was a good story now i can see there's a billion things that got cut in the early
parts of the game or in brotherhood there's this gimmick of like noctis wants to sleep all the time
and the fucking city's called insomnia and there's all these puns all over the game i don't know what
that's about right i don't know what the fuck that's about at all and there's characters that you would
be shocked how little overall like time they get and there's characters that act in bizarre ways
because the cutscenes that explain why they're upset are not in the fucking game well there's more
coming and we know there's more coming because there's a season pass you can't there's too much
okay that's gone like okay here's a very early game spoiler it's in the end of chapter one
noctis finds out something bad happened to a family member and gladio yells at him for being a pussy
right and you go that's really extreme until you find out that the guy in kingsclave right next to
noctis's dad is gladio's dad okay but that is never ever said or discussed in game well shit so when
gladio starts yelling at noctis in that early chapter you're like what a jackass it's like no
wait he's in going through the same thing and that's why he's upset and it's stuff like that it's
stuff like it's there it exists it's on a document somewhere but it's okay you just you just have
to accept it that's what the part where you can comfort him or tease him no no that's that's later
but um but yeah no the game's really strong villain ends up being like
stellar yeah like say little don't say much no but the the villain ends up like i was originally
pretty unimpressed with where they were going up there with one of my favorite final fantasy
villains great easy okay easy uh really good much better than like a cipher or a cipher author
oh ouch uh like up there with kafka honestly my heart are you guys uh at all interested or do you
think you're gonna take a take a stab at it at some point um this game 15 no i now i'll go yeah this
game yeah this game i don't know i'm actually really curious about it now that pat has even described
it in detail of what it actually is but i've never heard or seen this game before but it does sound
kind of busted but interesting at the same time it's it's i mean what he's not mentioning is that
there's some really fun combat oh yeah yeah yeah oh the final encounters is really fun
thumbs up on what you do there cool cool shit cool it's it's what you want willy yeah no i like i
can already tell that the way things escalate in this game is like they get it they get it they
understand how to make like cool yeah yeah you know i like i whatever however you say that they
understand what like what feels good to play yeah yeah yeah yeah uh without getting specific i guess
for me like i don't i just the i got turned off by like it was it was just too different for me
then like i don't know maybe i'm i don't want to like you know like like yeah like the four
characters like i i always like final fantasy i like starting off maybe one person and two and
then you just kind of start meeting your mates across this vast world and you're like you learn
shit about them there's just a whole hey we're four best friends and we start off from the beginning
and that's it and we're they were just too like boy bandy it is rich similar
we're right on the street is uh you're you're a fan of squall and that oh yeah oh well we can we
can just we can just cut him from the rest of the world on the street we can just get him out of here
get him out of here willy cut him from the call hey hey hey hey i'm an eight guy and like uh i mean
i love seven but like i i just literally meet my my thing of final fantasy seven was just hanging
out with my buddy while watching him play okay and i'm like you know this is cool you know what
i'm gonna get five past the eight and i played and i enjoyed it and um yeah it's funny because uh
like that specific thing about like having the crew immediately is actually something i adore about
this game is how you actually don't waste time building up the party because they are the crew
from moment zero so i like you they take a couple scenes to show them interacting with each other
and you get to that moment that you would be at maybe seven hours into the beginning of another
rpg i should mention you do not start the game with the entire crew okay but there are a couple
extra people that hang out occasionally but i mean it's not just chrono and uh you know luke
running around uh and then you wait for the rest to to follow yeah don't don't get me started on
chrono trigger because that's the shit that i know about like when it comes to yeah like final fantasy
is just kind of not my thing okay fair enough fair enough um that being said i like i definitely
i definitely don't mind when there's a traditional introduction of characters one by one as you go
into their timeline or whatever the thing that has to be done right you know if they do it right
it's fucking fantastic you know i mean but um because you get that sense of build you you
actually become that character that gets to know these characters as opposed to just oh they're
all together so now i have to like kind of understand why they're a group of friends that
actually know each other and why i like each other as opposed to you getting to know the characters
and you become a part of that story because you're becoming part of that friends that's with that
character yeah it's all about immersion i feel like i feel like if they took the time to introduce
like noctis on his own and then slowly got you to go find each individual it would have kind of
betrayed what seems to be the theme of the game yeah you know uh which which is the brotherhood
the friendship of this crew and it starts on them pushing the car down the road with stand by me
playing talking shit you know and like they very much like if you don't have that right away then
you have more of a feeling of this is noctis and noctis alone is the is the pillar of the story
and the other guys support him but by make by introducing all of them at the same time i think
you kind of lend equal importance despite the fact that you're controlling so like one of them i get
what you guys are saying but woolly what you're saying is pretty on point in that like
that's why the ending sticks to landing because even though the specifics of the plot and the
villain and the overall narrative may be muddled and may have problems the the final bits of that
game are about you and your guys cool and and so even even like it's a very like the plot's kind
of a mess in some spots but because it's a character story they get away with it and there's a lot
of really good character moments at the end probably the goofiest shit in the whole game
though is i talked about it last week with gladio and then i saw the other two in which
it's shit like oh no igneous fell off a cliff into the dlc truck
i guess we'll see you in an hour and a half igneous right and it's really obvious it's really funny
yeah i you know what i and then they come back and nox like dude what happened i was in my own dlc
i mean that's what happened to me it's still like that type of treatment you know like leaves
you with a lot more feeling for your your fellow party members than say chronocross i think where
there's a hundred we don't talk about chronocross we don't talk about chronocross should i say right
off the bat steve i don't have the venom that everyone else has for that game are you serious
but i will but i but i think that like yeah with that many party members you get if they're aiming
for something else but like yeah you don't get this whole um tightness i guess yeah yeah and your
bros are really tight tight it's very tight in there so seriously the game the game the game
really feels like it's written like a like a romantic visual novel for girls and all you'd all
you did was replace like the main heroine with noctis like there there's like this like you're
having like rooftop conversations like kicking your heels on on like a motel talking about feelings
and shit and it's it's really really really written like a romantic visual novel it's great
it's fucking great i like i think this is yeah i think this is that uh you you're right it is
like it feels like it's written for girls because it's like a boy band that's there and like you know
it's like and they're they're perfect fucking looking dudes and uh hey bro what's up it's tight
it's tight it's tight let's watch some football yeah bro you're gelling yeah yeah are we gelling
yeah yeah oh man your jacket looks really hot bro yeah you oh you just take that off bro yeah
yeah like oh it's hot yeah bro yeah bro football football right jacket take it off slowly yeah yeah
and i thought that was the other thing for me too it was just like all the other final fantasies
you have these characters and they're like different archetypes and they're like different
cool things these guys just look too much this like you know we're fucking just emo that yeah
fucking emo fucking boy band they look at but they're not they're not they're not yeah i made
that mistake right away yeah i made that mistake i saw his haircut and i'm like look at this motherfucker
look at this sasuke Naruto loving this little this fucking uh and it wasn't that he wasn't that
not just kind of a weirdo and i had to i had to eat my words on it like no i i judged the book
they should have changed nox design the other guys are fine but nox design is is a little weird
for his character you can't change their clothes right i saw the potion engine and it wasn't that
much of a difference oh i played i played through the whole game in a fucking t-shirt and a baseball
cap and let me tell you there's a bunch of emotional scenes that looks it that did not
comedy for wearing a baseball cap this big fucking goose vest yeah right goofy dude you
got to get in in the crystal you got to get to the crystal yeah i got it and he's got this big
fucking poofy jacket and his hat oh man that's that's pretty much it for me that's a good but
incredibly fucked up game you know what that's pretty much it for platinum what or more specifically
scalebound for scalebound wait what this is brand new news brand new brick you know what guys the
fact that we the fact that we pushed it back a little bit was a blessing in this goal not really
a blessing but it helped because this news broke while the delay was happening um platinum's
and microsoft's collaboration game scale bound being headed up by hideki cameo that we highly
anticipated for the last couple it has been officially cancelled and i remember reading
the news when it broke right away as rumors say this game might possibly be cancelled or having
trouble it was i think what kotaku had to say about it and then i was like until this and then
euro gamer comes out like 15 minutes later goes that's it's cancelled it's done um it's
funny too i'm like looking in the chat right and and anybody who types in the word scalebound gets
their message immediately deleted so it's like damn that that fucking game and the word in the
chat has been cancelled like damn well i mean look um i know that a lot of folks uh were waiting to
hear us uh acknowledge it because we're big old platinum shillboys and uh like plat when platinum
news happens you know the platinum shillboys have to say a thing and the thing we have to say is
pour one out man that's the suckiest shittiest news we could hear about that project and the thing
about it there's two things that are notable is the wording of the article on it says um platinum
and microsoft have parted ways so and microsoft statement was that we have decided to end production
on scale bound so that is not this project was at risk this is this relationship is done yeah um
so i i did the second thing oh after you after it was microsoft was the part where they mentioned
that employees had to take time off that that says one of two things it says either brunch on this
game was so ridiculous that people had to like temporarily stop or money was just not coming
in there they were possibly not getting paid so i don't want to assume i went back i don't want to
make that assumption and found uh some stuff and uh number one is like we've heard this story before
in that in e3 of 2014 microsoft announced scale bound the phantom dust remake and project spark
at the same time at the same time uh and all of those are dead but on top of that in e3 of i it was
i think it was 2015 when scale bound did not show up at the e3 press conference camia went onto
twitter and said what are these microsoft fucks kidding me or what whoa and was super pissed
and that tweet is still up if i if i'm correct here uh but like clearly wow a relationship
so anyway what that happened like 2015 remember spent the scale down like let me find yeah yeah
i was looking at the tweet two seconds ago and it's still up it wasn't deleted like scroll back
far enough i can find it oh because i i i feel like i i don't i don't remember when that happened
i feel like i would have caught on a bit to like possibly some struggles i think we may have talked
about it at the time but uh here he goes july of 2015 yeah is those shits at ms are they fucking with
me from hidec yeah oh boy and and it doesn't give context nope no context okay so
yeah this okay so let's look back what happened with phantom dust phantom dust they they meddled
and they meddled and they said keep changing it keep changing it keep changing it and eventually
and then when the we're not going to give you more money to keep changing it you're just going to
keep changing it yeah and eventually the the company was like well we can't and they're like
i don't know it's fine and then the the company learned that like a different cg trailer had been
made by a outside company that had nothing to do with that had nothing to do with them and it got
canceled after like letting them work on it for like an extra year or something isn't that always
the case with these fucking trailers is like this somebody's like yeah just you take care of it and
then we'll take it and we'll work with it right yeah like there's some or some sketchy business
goes on where like yeah what what people see is like this is completely different people working on
the project are like there's a new trailer yeah they have sandwiches in their mouths going wait what
you know oh dude do you guys remember dead island trailer oh god that's the most infamous example
i think yeah like what like that was just promising because it was just a really well cut trailer
that was just you know i mean yeah but yeah i would not be surprised in the slightest if
microsoft did because microsoft does this they feature creep things and then when the studio
can't deliver because of money they cancel the project i would not be surprised if something
like the co-op or some aspect of that games development or focus kept getting like its
milestones moved back as they were getting reached and then just eventually platinum said no
yeah microsoft said i guess the games canceled um yeah uh uh what should we call it the fable um
yeah fable also got canceled right back up though that wasn't like an open beta for a while legends
or whatever and like like i feel like this unfortunately just kind of yeah it hit the
wall there but of all the things that platinum was working on that we know of like you know
besides these little small projects like ninja turtles which we'll we'll get to that yeah um and
kora and transformers and stuff scalebound was the one that we were like actively for money
because yeah yeah this is the big one they've been working on you know um wow ms has been not
have something that huge with that much time put into it like not happening ms has been so
weird with first party titles for a while now in that now when they announce hey here's the first
like in my heart i'm gonna be like is this real yeah is this a game that like because with phantom
dust it really looked like it was canceled after e3 so that they would have something to show at e3
even though they knew they were gonna cancel again because they they that's why they drummed up a cg
trailer or that's why i look like they drummed up a cg trailer from a fucking cg trailer studio
and i'm gonna look at every first party announcement that isn't halo or gears and go is this game
even real does do they even intend on this game fear fear that fear that cuphead is not going to
make it is crack down gonna come out so no seriously is crack down gonna come out all i want to know
like that's a good um that's a good point i was like reading the chat here um what would you think
if if if microsoft you said you know what they'll just drop xbox and go full pc well i think that
would be a good point i hope you know is the is the step in between they're leaning towards already
they've kind of yeah yeah i think about it it's gonna be more or less a computer hey let me let me
tell you a little story about why i don't think that's a very good idea this past week uh four is a
horizon i think it's two maybe three i don't know but i got a patch and it was like hey this patch
for whatever and if you they came autosaves constantly and if you downloaded that patch off
the windows store and then played the game and it autosaved it would break your safe forever
and there was no way to recover it because the patch that got sent out was the wrong patch
and just broke everybody save files and then they went whoops and they rolled it back and they said
make sure not to save that busted patch but it was too late because anyone actively playing the game
would have already all their progress and the windows store is a fucking nightmare i get tweets
nearly every day of people going like i can't download gears of war again well i mean that's
that's a shitty unrelated story yeah no but i don't want them to go full pc with their store
and their games being shit shows on that platform yeah like it's terrible it's terrible stick to
consoles get off pc go back i take it back i take it back um the the thing with scale bound that i
guess i want to hear if we ever get the news is just does this mean that like can you guys retrofit
this can they do anything with it because clearly the name and the characters and the war and you
know what i mean the actual ip it's not there's just microsoft there's no way that they're gonna
be able to what about dragon ties yeah i think but can they you know kind of work in a similar
anarchy reigns mad world type of thing you know we see ideas how far into the game they've actually
already developed like how much have they already finished and um what was that game that um the
lucas arcs had lucas arts had made they had made like another kind of star wars star wars or something
yeah there was there was the battlefront without star wars that's being worked on right now battle
front three the equivalent that's given another name with no star wars in it that that dev team
is putting out yeah you know there's there's a crime into sleeping dogs right yeah yeah there was an
old um lucas arts game that was that was being made and they had trailers for it and the game was
like i think like 50 done or some crazy shit like that and then when i get taken over by uh uh disney
they completely wiped out the entire gaming department and that game just poof into the
fucking cloud and shit like that but they also did parts of the caribbean they killed a lot of stuff
out there yeah they could have just taken that you know i'm team yeah it's 1313 yeah they could
take the bonus that one yeah yeah they could have taken that uh you know all the stuff that
they have already made and given it to somebody else and you know finished it it would have been
great but junk it fuck it i i know right like who cares fuck it just don't like what the fuck why
would you do that you know you had gold i mean at this point it's like look you they've they've
they were i'm sure they're paid for their time but at a certain point you know like now they need
a replacement giant project and yeah near automata is not layoffs are going to happen you know what
i mean there's there's absolutely no two ways was there anything bigger than scale bound at platinum
besides near i seriously doubt it i imagine it's not even besides but like comparing because like
near is probably smaller but you know what i mean so what i imagine i imagine we don't know we don't
have we haven't been we haven't heard about a crazy multiplayer suite which uh plat oh which uh with
near that so i imagine what what what's gonna happen is that i don't know the stats and i would
really appreciate somebody sending me the stats the platinum is is relatively normal sized now
but i can't imagine they had that many people on scale bound because they seem to work incredibly
fast and well all the time so hopefully layoffs are not extreme but i i don't know man i kind of wish
that like in retrospect we got a scale bound demo instead of a near one oh you know what i mean
because now i don't know man like maybe maybe i'm the crazy one and well you might remember this
we would have had that but for scale bound i was never like when i when i originally heard people
talking about i was like oh that sounds but like when i saw it like really saw it and looked at it
it didn't win me over it didn't there's something about it that just didn't
didn't click for me there's weird because it didn't taste right my two favorite
game no i know i know you're no there is there what definitely was like something that was less
it didn't click immediately like for me either but what was there was a name and uh like visuals
and character you know what i mean like the juice was there for me to trust so even if i was the
parts of me that weren't sold i'm i was expecting to be converted on grabbing that controller but
yeah i don't know what to say at this point you know like it just that sucks and then yeah the
related news being um their ninja turtles game got pulled off of all digital stores eight months
whoa eight months now the last time the the turtles and time remake got pulled
was it less than eight months this is the this i believe this is the shortest turnaround for
licensed products removal ever huh it's crazy you can still get the physical at the very least
under a year okay under a year yeah that's fucking nuts yeah yeah um i can't believe
that they just looked at it and went you know what no like the the idea of not leaving it up to
just grab whatever scraps they did is so weird um yeah i'm holding on to my transformers with
dear life pour one out for platinum man pour one out for platinum those guys you know like
they're gonna need they're gonna need all the help they can get and they're gonna need all the
jobs they can get well i'll be fine i can only hope that like everyone else in the industry that is
looking for people like uh guns for hire as kamiya says yeah man anyone that's looking knows how good
these guys are well i'll be buying multiple copies of near automata so i'll do my part yeah i i guess
that's what it comes down to maybe i don't know you know um yeah so that that's what's going on
with them right now that sucks bro uh really hope we can get some sort of interview or just
just ask kamiya yeah like like the the yeah right yeah the up like them down or a statement from
platinum side as opposed to a microsoft statement you know i have a feeling it would be a lot closer
to i would love it if somebody just came out and said was like willing to burn every bridge
and it's just like man they really fucked us on this one well if anyone you think the guy that
said these ms shits might be willing to do that yeah yeah that's yeah that's what i mean i want it
downhill from there oh man what the problem with these guys in this industry is that they
consistently are notorious for burning bridges to the point of no return and i don't know if that's
like a you know a japan thing or something like that but i i feel that the the people that are in
this industry seem to have like these petty squabbles to the point where they will willingly be able to
lose money just so that they wouldn't work with that particular yeah it's like some sort of honor
code that is just it's ridiculous especially when the fans are there like the people that suffer
the most are the fans you know what i mean and i don't know if you know anything about japanese
culture uh oh but honor and shame uh are huge parts of it oh yeah microsoft is really
shit the bed this time yeah no matter what happens there's a loyal following uh us that will follow
that will follow you know whatever the fuck they are they doing whatever the fuck they touch just
based on the name um and hey listen that number never loses its luster no and but if but it's like
if the worst you're gonna get is ninja turtles transformers or kora that's okay you know that's
a really all right place to be where sometimes you got a strict that strip to pay for college
that's your bad offering um well damn since you put it like that okay so uh yeah that's
what's going on there meanwhile i guess meanwhile with near automata uh we get yoko tarot being
the greatest mother like this dude now no like the fact that he has a mask yoko tarot is the
yeah he's wearing this heard about that yeah he wears a creepy mask it looks kind of like
the major's mask moon nearly a hundred percent of the time i don't know what he looks like
outside the mask well i don't think anyone does i think that's the point i think that is he's doing
a dead are you sure that his name actually is yoko tarot it's probably not this dude because he
wears a mask doesn't give a fuck and he doesn't have to give a fuck because no one has a face
to point shame at so he uh basically comments on a bit of the the fake controversy that popped
up here with near automata have you heard anything about this game guys at all in the last couple
days no i heard about the butthole so that's where we're going that's there we go so what's going on
is near automata uh we we mentioned it last time on the podcast is that uh it's an amazing platinum
game one of it's clearly gonna be like super good if not one of the best releases of whatever uh
whenever it comes out that the character is an android to be and someone posted a screenshot
on twitter of what looked like the dark areas of a butthole of a butthole now that's a photoshop
it's not even a photoshop it's a 3d model actually oh wow really yeah someone did some
homework on this crazy went in there and found out that that is exact that's coming from um
a 3d model that was used by um illusion 3d games erotic model makers or whatever you know whatever
so they have a a whole thing with that um so uh word gets back about about this to yoko tarot
and people realize it's fake of course and he responds by tweeting out the following translated
statement due to the to be but controversy many outrageous drawings are being made collecting
them to share individually is a pain it would be great if we could group them together and make
it easier to distribute them every week in a zip file right in a zip file yeah of course the internet
immediately obliges yeah right and makes like then uploads of rars to mega with like gigs and gigs
ha ha of to be gigs ha ha butts and then you know at which point he then comes back and replies when
i said i wanted people to gather images like i didn't he just didn't think it was actually gonna
happen and people are actually actually collecting them the internet is amazing he says yeah as he's
right clicks and save as is to his desktop um it's like he's never been in the on the internet
before in his life like he's like he's never seen that shit before or something like oh okay i get
no i think it's more that he's not used to people paying attention to him attention yeah so i'm
saying it's like the internet will fucking yeah they will respond slash exactly what he was doing
oh wow what a surprise ha ha it worked look at that no uh i love everything about all of his
statements around this game since he's getting yeah more camera time than ever the people are
finding out he's a complete weirdo and kind of a nut job and that's yeah that's great you can you
trust that to make you to make that weird game about the people who eat the kids do it like
actively shit on the rest of the japanese rpg industry because you know their games are gonna
be good and you don't want yours to be swallowed by that mess absolutely to not buy the other
companies games hey willy you probably aren't aware of this but do you know why you know what the
deal with brother near is in near it's yoko taro making fun of the constant older brother
mammoru shit oh really yeah because that was always so weird to me that such a drastic change
would exist between two versions yeah and i don't know why and it was just like oh i guess
japan feels that this is appealing no it's it's literally him like mocking it like and brother
near like anno doing it yeah brother here looks like a fucking putz in a bunch of ways
so yeah like i don't guys i don't know if you know but like the game near is uh well at least here
it's about a father trying to save his daughter right yeah and in japan it's the exact same story
but it's an older brother trying to save his little sister well in japan it's even weirder
because the ps3 version is the older brother trying to save his sister and the 360 version is the dad
and they change the character's model to look a bit older and they have they have a they have a
two different titles as well one's called near gestalt and the other is called near replicant
but they're but they're both the exact same game otherwise yeah it's super weird
yeah uh that's crazy so uh that's that's what the fucking yoko taro's up to thank you yoko taro
thank you yoko taro uh
at ces uh razor is losing their minds oh did more of their sticks break no because again
i'm not don't don't do it when it comes to arcade sticks don't we've seen it don't do it
but when it comes to other stuff maybe do it right now they've they've just announced
a triple screen laptop and this thing is fucking bananas um i believe what what do they
what is it called okay here's what yoko taro looks like you have a your picture this face yeah you
did a gdz don't ask that sucks i don't want yeah you can just google yeah you can just google
i don't want to see that um anyway um take a so so so i was talking about this crazy ass
razor triple monitor thing um it's nutty pocol process the cost man that's the thing is there's
no price on it and there's a billion dollars and there's a there's a nine thousand dollar curved
screen laptop the predator that was just announced as well and it's like at that point like what
what even matters like what what what what what what kind of money are we playing with
when when you're talking about spending close to 10k on a goddamn laptop um all right the that's
fucking project valerie is the name if you want to take a look at the the triple laptop screen thing
yeah it's it's kind of absurd it's so stupid and one would wonder uh if anybody if any if i catch
anybody walking around that thing i'm gonna automatically assume that they are compensating
for something down there you know what i'm saying but then i saw titan fall and i'm curious because
i'm like i don't know there yeah they're showing gameplay of titan fall in which the character
doesn't fucking jump yeah yeah like it might how slay how it like i like playing um my games with
multiple screens mainly though not because the game is spread and controllers yes but but i but i i
like doing it because uh i want to have like if it's um you know discord open or whatever else on
the side you know like i can kind of see that and monitor what's going on there while playing at the
same time and if you're streaming especially it's insane i don't have to tell you guys how useful
it is to have a second screen while you guys are streaming yes you can watch oh yeah no time to waste
that edge no time to waste multi task bro i got no time take care of things all at once so everybody
can see the way this arcade stick that's what it's got on the bottom oh yeah what's underneath there
ooh what's underneath that another smaller arcade
oh god there's uh there's all kinds of shit coming out from nintendo like like things about yeah
it's getting leaky it's getting a little leaky getting a little leaky um what what exactly how it
has been updated so basically the deal is the tomorrow they're gonna have a big big
game stop meeting out nearly europe uh and about the switch and as a result things are coming out
already because shit's going into systems and people are talking so the two things that i saw
were that switch availability uh in north america is gonna be like iffy 10 oh god store 10 to 15 per
game was the easiest so far already the nintendo enjoy your nightmare again uh and the second one
was uh like in germany there's a shot of a guy looking at um at the games yeah the fucking skew
list of shit coming in and it's got stuff such as switch monster herner switch zelda switch
everything that you already expect there's no news on that list it's all pretty standard yeah
hasn't been confirmed that this is official or no i don't think it even needs to be official
there are all these obvious games that the reddit post that was made was a guy who basically said
i know somebody who's an employee but i myself have zero n da's and give no fucks yep here's a nice
yep nice nice um i didn't sign shit so yeah it's believable but it's it's it's if i thought that the
nes minis like shortages were kind of like dumb and oh they were like that was the best idea we've
ever had well you forced the whole idea we sold out and it's crazy it's in high demand and stuff
but then people just don't get the damn thing you know what i but i would never assume that the same
would happen for a proper console you know what i bet okay it happened with the weed too though
here's here's what i bet i bet that went man we uh we were never able to keep up with the
demand for the we and then people were always talking about the we and ever trying to get the
we and we put out a bunch of 3ds's and didn't do very well at the start doesn't have anything to do
with the price or the shitty games it's like it was oh it was available and we put out the we use
out there so oh and it didn't do very well either so and then we put out the nes mini and that we put
out like very few of those and did super well so i bet no matter what else that we do it's all about
how much stock we put out there it's genius to under ship your shit so just right scarcity just
scarcity is the key no matter what no matter what make it the hot thing it's the hype it's
the hype they get people don't want it yes the hype that people want they always do it wrong on
every single one they under ship the ones you want they over ship the ones you don't every time yeah
yeah mebos was yeah exactly mebos was a goofy ass time but like i always felt that the stuff like
amiobos and the nes mini and whatever anytime it's something that doesn't have their undivided
this is five times in a row willy like what i was gonna say is anytime it feels like it's
something that doesn't have their undivided attention then like then perhaps but at a
certain point there you could get your hands on a we no problem you can get your hands on you
no problem you could get your hands on a we like a year and a half after it came out but
there's a difference between like like a short a short stacked like launch and 10 to 15 per
no willy no this is that is way below this is how they do it now that's way below what it was
what it was like a scarce we's and scarcely it is like that's a whole other level of sure is
so i think that way we're guaranteed to sell them all but that's why i'm saying it's different
you see i think it's funny because you you think that they would be playing it safe but like you
think that this is a tactic to play it safe but this is actually a very risky tactic because
they're they're i think that that them under shipping the will stop consumers from buying the
thing like once they realize oh well i i'm not going to get it i'll probably get it later and
then later on they just get lazy and they don't buy it means that the we are the nest many that
didn't happen like they people just said fuck it i will wait i don't care i need to get this
yes you want them off eve and they'll fight in the market yeah the green market goes up and
they'll they'll fight for them but but what you end up having is they're like we know we're
going to sell out every time i suppose so we know the exact number like every time we ship
it's whatever we ship is what we sell and those right those numbers are one to one that's good
efficiency but but uh no i i think like there's got like like 10 to 15 is so much lower as somebody
as somebody who wants to buy watches that's something for switches on launch day this presents
a problem yeah yeah and those people i think i want to i actually want to get two are you
going to those people amazon it or are you going to line up i'm going to do both of those things
okay yeah yeah because those people will make money the scalpers that's what they pretty much
i don't it's not even scalping i want one for me i want one for the office i want one for my
girlfriend i want one for my nephew there you go like yeah that's but the scalpers though
those motherfuckers will get four of them and buy and keep one for themselves and sell the
other three for twice as much now listen i want everyone to listen very carefully to what i have
to say out there uh i don't condone violence especially against people in a public place in
a line but i'm just saying i'm just saying gray markers scalpers are pieces of shit
there you go all right explicitly do not condone violence especially not at the line in which they
go man i'm going to scalp this shit so hard yeah i remember when i was camping outside for the we
and a guy tried to like there were there was i think 70 ish i was number seven in line and a guy
tried to just muscle in around line oh number 40 41 right yeah yeah it almost turned into a lynching
like it damn like that's bad in new canada people were getting mad and it was a big group
and people were gonna start throwing down and the cops rolled by and everybody kind of just
chilled out for a second you can't you can't do that you can't do that what do you think is
gonna happen oh god this is all the people that are crazy enough to sleep outside in the cold for
an electronic device they're crazy yeah like again just handing out the numbered cards to people
like when we were waiting for the we and i and i did that in in burlington vermont uh it was just
like okay here you guys you get the card that's number one your number two you up all the way up
to whatever and then like that's done no one no violence necessary because it's already sorted
we you there was a there's a kid there i think she's like a 14 15 year old girl that had made
little little tickets for everybody uh so we could all grab her ticket and go yeah and when i
waited in line for the we i had a bunch of friends there and i went and i got a notepad out and i
took everybody's name down so people could go and and fucking like just not get like antsy and freak
out right people could leave the line to take a piss sure and go crazy that's i mean like that's a
pretty extreme but if you stepped up and it helped everybody sure why not yeah listen if i lived in
the states i would i would have a lavish setup with numbers and tickets and shit all over the place
so that when somebody pulls their gun out to kill me for my spot in line i'll at least die with my
number one ticket in my hands damn right i was very right very now they bury me with my i want
i want people to reflect on this story the story does not end with me giving up and being right
the story does not end with me getting away and being right the story ends with me being dead in
the line with my ticket beautiful damn right i actually actually saw that do you guys see that
like a woman a woman scalper she like walked up to this kid and he was trying to she was trying
to get like the iphone and i don't know what your new one i don't give a shit and then um she
she gave him money to get into uh because he was like one of the first in line so she gave him
the amount of money for the iphone to uh to take his place in line and then she was gonna buy a bunch
of them before all the other people in line she she got into the store first and um she was gonna
say okay give me like five of these and they said uh sorry it's one per person one person one per
person and she was livid and as she was walking out the line the kid who got in the back of the
line got himself one and he had the money to buy himself another one so he was like yeah thanks
win right that's great you're right right that's good yeah that's a stupid scalper scalpers are bad
people they're bad people yeah yes they are a little bit a little bit there's always whatever
you know if there's if there's rules someone's gonna game the system yeah so yeah oh i appreciate
the hustle i appreciate it you can respect the hustle it's not a loyal hustle it's not a respectable
hustle though no you can respect the hustle but that's not a respectable hustle you know hustle's
like man i made this mixed tape and i'm gonna sell it and i'm gonna do this that's a respectable
hustle listen i signed this tape review that means you bought it oh god yeah we have that in canada
but but it happens everywhere but but here's here's what it is though kenny here's why i think it
because to me the reason why it's a respectable hustle is because the the the scumbag the evil
is it's pure you have to admire the pure you know what i mean it's it's undiluted it's it's
undilated excuse me okay i'm gonna put this i'm gonna put this out there right now uh
kenny you remember alfredo right yeah okay me and my buddy alfredo on another one of him
we had no interest in buying the ps3 when it came out we all got in line we all went out to
go buy the ps3 in in in the prospects of posting on ebay and getting twice as much for it we only
bought one we didn't like try to buy like 10 of them or anything yeah okay fine yeah fine
one we bought one each we posted on ebay made a nice little profit and that was the end of it
like that's that's a lesser evil that's a lesser evil okay i just want to put that because i want
to there's a difference where your where is your what do you guys draw the line is that you know
okay so scalping one item it's bad but okay oh yeah you put okay in and you sold one thing
and you didn't go too crazy with it depends how much you charge right but the people that like
bribe their way into the line sneak they're yeah yeah no we stayed in line they're an
employee or a friend of the employee at the store and they get in yeah those and they buy
nine of them yeah exactly if you are if you work at a game company and when the game comes out
you happen to be able to get copies of it that you can hook your friends up with that's fine
you know what i mean it's it's like it's reality that's just that that's totally okay but yeah it's
the guy who exactly goes up to the consumer lineup and just goes no i'm scooping everything into this
cart yeah fight me i'm gonna deny you this or it's like a guy and he's like one and then all
of a sudden oh yeah well these seven people are with me because i can only buy one yeah it's really
for just that one guy like the people that are that are jacking amiibo trucks you know what i mean
like those motherfuckers you know that you can pay a homeless guy to stand in line for you to buy
an iphone yep yep there you go um so it's like you said though it's like you said it it depends
on what you charge for it but with something like let's like ebay you just post it and people
are willing to pay out the ass yeah that's they do it to themselves they do it to themselves yeah
they fight for it and then all of a sudden they paid way too much for it and oh well my favorite is
when people buy up a shit ton of gray gray market items and then they turns out there's no demand
oh yeah that's always that always makes me happy that makes me happy yeah it's like oh no i'm
sitting on nine endgages oh what do i do counter scalper right counter scalper yeah that's
fucking you know it's funny e3 is kind of turned into that too you think oh yeah people go to the
swag and then fucking paunting the swag i'm not even yeah the uh the the badge no no not the
badge no no the swag the swag like exclusive shit you get on the floor exclusive shit yeah okay i mean
because i had a dude that came up to me and it literally offered me money for my badge for the
thing can you scalpel badge though but you can go to i mean you can but you can go to e3 and get in
line for hey fucking here's this exclusive fucking toys it was huge with skylanders because
fucking rich white kids wanted that and they wanted the coolest fucking kid in the building
because i have the fucking e3 exclusive um knick knack the term sorry go ahead yeah and it was like
you know we we like you know and i do we always go as a crew and me and jj would go we'd hang out
because you know i like e3 too but then i'm like you know i don't want to wait like six hours in
line but hey i can wait like you know 45 minutes and get a cool thing yeah i get these cool things
for myself and like shirts and you know things like that and you know we do see these same guys
in line and they would take turn like i i like you like e3 you would see yeah that you would you
would see the scalping thing you know because like you don't see that much because of the console
but then when you go to e3 and it's three days and you see the same guys in the line over and over
again and going back and forth and you know like you're like wow and like you can hear them talk
is okay i'll pay my e3 trip for this and it's like so this guy's going like he goes to e3 to scalp
to pay for his trip yeah he spent the x and that's the full business plan that's the full
hustle yeah the term is scalping like it is literally the term that you like you know what i mean
like collecting heads like fucking uh uh no it's gross it's gross i think i'm gonna start scalping
things you guys have convinced me yeah there you can convince me yeah glad we we finally got back
to that it's just it's raw affordable right at the end of the day who doesn't need a supplementary
income everyone right but they think that's what a regular job is for you know what you know what
it is kids mouths it's it's it's people capitalizing on other people's uh demand for something that
they don't need that i think that's what it is like okay well now you're getting now you're
getting into that place we're on a fucking video game podcast talking about how we don't actually
need any of this shit and our lives are pointless right right okay okay we won't get to the dark side
we'll get to the dark side all right and everything has no real value no we're all just waiting for
three death inevitable heat death of the universe coming up in five four three two one oh let's
take a look at a canceled project another one yeah mega blocks halo was a fucking thing there was a
halo game that was being developed by n space this looks good and it was a third person shooter
and it was basically originally supposed to be a lego halo game um that was the plan but lego
doesn't really want guns so anything that does have guns basically has to fall over to the mega
block side of things because they don't care they'll they'll put all the guns in there in their
games um yeah so here like there's n space you know these are the guys that made uh heroes of ruin
which i'm very familiar with and uh they did a bunch of the ds and three ds ports of a lot of
different things worked on what looks like a kind of okay this looks fine like third person halo
shooter and cartoony and scott well like a mega blocks looking guy looks fine yeah it's it's kind
of interesting and it just never saw the light of day um never even got announced i guess no and
but the but the the thing about it is that it's way more highly polished than most projects at this
state canceled yeah yeah i could kind of get to and it even at some point had a uh some multiplayer
as well like there was uh you know like uh sort of the the basic groundwork for multiplayer did exist
i i as someone who like always likes third person over first person i'm like this is kind of a
bummer that we're not going to get you could i got another one is this yeah you know what's
funny to me is that oh who at the development company as they're making the game realized oh
shit we don't like guns like at what point during the development process do you decide that oh
wait a second we don't like guns all of a sudden yeah motherfucker you're you're making a game about
guns at the start so you think that when you're coming up with the idea you should have said
that to yourself and to be like oh yeah i don't think lego likes guns we shouldn't do this game
yeah well that's that's exactly what happened on and that's on in space for like trying to make
the pitch work and like not i guess being aware of that side of it because yeah they're right okay
we got the halo rights that was the hard part all right over to over the leg what the fuck you
don't want to put guns god damn it yeah we should have looked this up someone got someone
must have gotten fired for that oh that is a huge bad research yeah mega blocks the fuck is that
the company that this built and established in montreal that's off the fucking trans can
oh it's off the highway over there yeah yeah mega blocks is based in out of montreal actually
but it's such a far drop behind the lego brand that it's like ah why even bother at that point
i'm just waiting for the mega blocks wrestling game yeah they had even they had side scrolling
sections too that uh according to uh the guys that put this out to ptop online like it kind of
looked contra-ish for brief moments where you're doing like a 2d sort of gun running gun uh i want
to i want to follow up on something uh gone twitter i'm not sure how uh adequate uh or how
newsworthy this is but says that apparently the number of twitch unit sorry switch units planned
for launch is two million oh yeah that can we confirm that or is that just that is a guy
telling me on twitter yep official official official yep okay but that's as real as it's
gonna get for now that's as real as that's gonna get yeah that's all you need i hope that's all
i hope that is for one region if that is worldwide people are gonna get
fucking killed yeah because i'm going to kill i i don't i can't like that sounds
now here i'm just gonna make something to be camping out again man yeah that's not here that's
not that's not that's not that's not enough to camp out for that's not even worth it yeah that's
give all the things in the console until well here's here's something here's something that
here's something that max at least you'll know will you lie if you camping and there's 10 people
online i have a good chance yeah you have a great i guess what i did uh the the best buys around here
are actually pretty good about it where you go in a couple days beforehand you're like listen
don't fuck with me i don't want to waste my life and if you make me do this i will be
fucking pissed how many do you have in the back just tell me how many you have in the back oh
yeah that's gonna convince them not to give the it did the last line it it did the last time
you got someone honest the with the guy for we you said we have 117 congrats you found the one
that had a soul and right 117 units and in that line that morning i went through the list and i
got to guide number 118 i'm like listen i don't think they're gonna have one for everyone behind
you including you i spoke to the guys with the for the stock yesterday they they may have gotten
more they may the guy might have been wrong but you might want to try and this is early in the night
sorry i said i started this this morning but it was actually early in the night once it hit 118
people it's like you might want to check out the other best buy over in the south because maybe
they're they have more if that's if that's actually real if it's actually going to that that is the
best buy downtown would have like 12 for a grand total that's what it would be of two two two million
if that is real i'm just not gonna try i'm here's a no how about this here's a here's a line for
me and get me one of my bonus ones then all right fuck you here's something that uh that max was
mentioning before he was saying that um if you're going to try to pre order the uh you know the
console or game or whatever don't uh pre order with just like five bucks buy the thing already oh yeah
obviously prioritize full pay they will prioritize you they are yeah over the five
dollar guys and and don't bother doing it online because they will never have enough in stock
i actually i actually got my playstation for uh the original one online from arizona day came out
yeah i mean like when it came out yeah and like you know like some fighter fighting games come in
nice and fast on online if you do it that way uh yeah sometimes even a day before up here in
canada but i'm like if that again if those numbers are at that point where i'm mentally
checked out i would i would not mind buying it on on amazon and then just forgetting about it until
it shows until it's like okay we actually got out of stock for you woolly here's here's i can try
man that's kind of really stop caring that yeah and then yeah that's and you know what the thing
too it's like hey they're not going to have this new smash or new stuff i'll be okay we'd like
you know those in the wilds not going to launch well no hey woolly here's what those that leak
line up i'm like i'll be okay not having it the first here here's what you do you're ready
you're ready for this genius plan uh huh best friends meet up at the best buy downtown let's go
just stand right here buddy let's just stand right here just stand right here for 12 hours i'm
gonna be back in nine hours yeah best friends meet up in fact five bucks if you come to the
meet up wow everybody only for the first five though yeah i'm ready boy oh my body my body is ready
that's what that's the long hustle so you know you know hey woolly you know why you make those
jokes on the podcast yeah so you can tell from the reaction later whether or not it's viable yeah
guess what remember that remember that that local Montreal uh panel we had yeah how was that three
people uh two of way one yeah one of them didn't know it was our panel so how about this how about
you just call up mike zero dude levi and like i had a couple other and just wrote billy in and
that's our list yeah that's your fight all right so it's a mandatory work event there you go this is
mandatory everybody must be there okay um that's hilarious let's uh let's let's let's let's uh get
to the last bit little bits here what do we got uh when we got finally a date for injustice to
may 16th oh yay wow okay an actual date a little bit push back a little bit from the uh other uh
nether realm releases yeah i mean a month later not the end of the world though i mean as as
long as it's a viable you know day i mean shit once taken seven anybody yeah no like already if
you're in japan and who the fuck yeah i'm nearing our day that's like that's just a slap in the
dick for everyone who wants to be a tournament fighter in the game in the united states good luck
team usa here's team japan has been playing the game for like three years yeah i mean you know
like that just you forget about that stuff at this point you know what i mean yeah it's just it's not
gonna be that's just not gonna be fun but um no i'm not as long as just taking though yeah yeah i mean
i love taking though that's my yeah i know we're taking fanboys i mean like the only thing i would
have to be good like it like if you do like uh taking in uh kumate and k it because not a lot
of japanese people go there so it's mostly an american tournament so it'll be fair but they
go to take an evo hey i've been playing this game for fucking years yeah good luck actually
think about it this way kenny you're you're a you're a decently tall guy you're not like
the biggest guy in the world but you're you're you're a bigger guy yeah um japanese players tend
to be on the smaller side so what you can do is you can go to a tournament and if they're about
to win you just get up you punch them right in the fucking face fuck yeah uh and then and then you
sit down and while they're sprawling on the ground you get that finished around get that win finished
around yeah yeah that's that's no that's actually legal in evo you can do that yeah that's perfectly
legal knock out com cut in the wwe obviously no well well i mean look at esports originally yeah
hits him with the chair back in the day when you were walking and someone threw you then you
had to stab them that was the rule it's yeah that was mandatory that was anything i got this scar
someone to distract the referee steve hits the japanese guy in the head with the chair while
he's not looking he's on the floor uh not responding not moving and i finished around and
the guys like what happened oh i don't know he just got tired yeah i mean i think this is why
they stop allowing coaches in there because coaches would usually just randomly punch the other person
in the face like at random it was as long as the referee didn't it's okay yeah as long as they
didn't see that was the problem is that they caught on after a while what one day at capcom yeah
but there's a lot of there's a lot of games that aren't being like the release dates aren't
being announced right now i'm just announced and we have kingdom hearts uh geez there's a couple
others that hold that thought like what one one day at evo or capcom cup someone's gonna lose it
and someone's just gonna go ham in the middle of esports time we already had throw their stick
in the crowd and run around and start shitting their pants and fighting people we already had
the man who heard the voice that told him you have to fight chris g standing on shirtless man
legend completely shirtless warrior legend his name was thuggery i was i was asking about this
like who is his name who is this guy his name was thuggery everyone said the same thing his name
was thuggery that was indeed i was like fine thanks when you ban thuggery from evo it manifests
into this guy he's so he is summoned like with a soap stone and he rises out and marches on
stage and challenges chris g looking right fucking bath salted out of his mind yeah that
dude was something else man never forget thuggery never forget guys never forget walking around the
showroom floor you see you know like before all that happened way before and i see him walking
around and the guy looks intense the guy you know he styles the people walking around and i'm like
this guy fucking looks intense he's got his dreadlocks and he's got one razor remote
dreadlock hanging down and walking around looking intense i'm like this something wrong something
up with this guy this is the guy what's like what's with this guy's got like the killer instinct
right now and later on he fucking that's the guy that jumps on me oh i just saw that guy looking
weird you know the spirit of marvel walks among us like you get right you have to defeat him the
fucking skin of he is the guys he is the final boss you do understand clearly behind it all
and then the last thing here thank you for reminding me of that i completely forgot and
the last news here which i am i'm so fucking pumped for this uh you're familiar with conan
o'brien's clueless gamer yep i heard about that well the good news is it's getting turned into a
full show without conan o'brien wait why without without conan o'brien game over conan's on it
you're an idiot it's not with conan it's its own show with new people so that's so that why
does the quote here say uh that clueless gamer means more work for conan not less yeah i don't
know but the original announcement was like this will not star conan o'brien conan o'brien has
nothing to do with it it will be all and and show cancel that's why people everybody like ignored it
and it's canceled that it's clueless the gamer without conan o'brien that's just and it's don't
watch conan all day and it's gone okay because the way though the way i read that was when they
were at the same time that was announced yeah there was also again rumors about conan possibly
switching to once a week which were shut down and then he and then noting that this new show meant
more active for conan not less well what about i took that to mean conan was involved what about
his uh co-host is he not witty enough won't host wow what about his co-host though is he not witty
enough to handle he's he's the straight man in yeah he's us he's us you know what i'm saying
yeah no so no no no love for it no love for the sidekick okay here we go that said conan
is only set to executive produce rather than star in the series providing object moves forward
okay time to give up on this dream so yeah all right so the quote meant more work because apparently
conan's show may be going weekly but that was just that's the rumor that was just like uh whatever
shut down yeah but yes that's what it's referring to he'll be producing it okay and not host
well that makes sense if if the conan show becomes weekly then he'll spend the time working on this
show without actually being in it so hey guys maybe clueless gamers the weekly show hey hey
video executives i got this great idea okay person plays video games and talks over them it's hot
it's hot right now we got a hot property do it it's not like you can get billions of hours of this for
free everywhere but but but like the part that made it good was conan o brian yes conan o brian
like i we've talked about multiple times how every time he does a segment of it we all get
super crazy jealous yeah because raw talent because it's good just burst oh so good yeah man
ginger he's ginger too yep and he's tall he's really tall all his topics and the things he's
bringing up oh my god damn it man how i wish i could have noticed that or said some shit like that
no we're too we're too close to it right yeah we're too close yeah oh my god he's not actually
i've been then you guys remember um jimmy kimball like just shitting on fucking streamers and shit
like that like yeah i remember him being totally baffled at the back that's like confused he had them
on then and he had youtubers on the show right it's more popular than your show jimmy kimball
yeah right yeah i remember that um yeah well whatever then that's non-use let's get into the
email shall we fuck it if you've got an email you can send it to super best friend cast at gmail
dot com that's super best friend cast at gmail dot com and if you send that email it might sound
something like this uh so a bunch of some of these are just responses because we did a westworld
spoiler task we sure fucking did oh you guys are on that shit oh we're on that one and i were on
that rub it so hard damn rub it in my side i didn't tell you that was part of my week
lady friends yeah guess what the shit let's watch some westworld on the couch you cuddle
for my yo get off me i'm watching westworld and that shit was dope yeah hell yeah man no i'm
what i said westworld and chill i meant westworld and chill that's it stop playing with my dick i
need to pay attention to the cyborg i got it well i can't even talk about it now because you know it
was not the not the top but yeah man i was like yo doing theories and shit early on damn westworld
such yeah so this is the podcast and uh some people came and came in and just you know pointed
some stuff out uh cameron let us know just finished it to the listening to the westworld
spoiler cast uh woolly you brought up that jeffrey right played felix in casino royale
but you forgot to mention his role in the movie as shat it's a movie shaft as people's hernandez
oh he was people he was people he was people i lost my shit i couldn't believe it i looked at
people's fucking hernandez do you remember of course i remember and he's like he wraps
the ice pick and he's like you best kill me you best kill me fucking people's hernandez is the
shit oh he's so good i can't believe i gotta rewatch shaft i can't believe we're artist people
oh shit yeah damn yeah if you haven't seen the shaft movie he is so good it's such a good
fucking movie he is the he's like a piece a character out of the wire in shaft oh that's so good
all right that's a good email thank you yes i did not know that just hearing that name man god damn
2017 has been saved guys 2017 has been saved ever so good people's they call me peoples man
yeah i'm a dork and i remember him from the hunger games i'm like hey it's the hunger game smart
guy look and now he's a smart guy here makes sense boy fucking this gangster has cool guy in shaft
when you go yeah and like he has his hair like chilled to his scalp and he's ridiculous side burns
and and like goatee and shit and it's like it just doesn't look like the role the actor would play
oh yeah fuck he was peeping he looks like he belonged to romeo juliet remake
you know was looking himself in the end out of the caprio and shit um we have another one coming in
it's another less and less of a question more of recommendation a little follow-up to the west
world spoiler cast there wilson patron happy new year you guys truly in the air of truly and
fuckface in the morning all jokes aside though kudos on the spoiler cast seeing as you both
loved it i thought i'd draw your attention to jonathan nolan's previous work which also deals
with the rise of ai shady corporations and a healthier side order of vigilante justice
called first person of interest it's a hundred episodes total across five seasons three and it's
great it initially starts as a law and order-esque case of the week show but over time it becomes
more serialized and character driven uh and it's totally worth the time and that sounds awesome
thank you for the recommendation music by uh reman uh jawadi the same guy who does game with
thrones and westworld's music okay and used by jj abram's excellent series 10 on 10 that's yeah
that is a sell that's the scary thing is though like when you like man i fucking love this show
this show is so good how many episodes 600 yeah fuck yeah my life that stops me on anime you know
you know what that is kenny you know what that is it's a challenge it's a challenge i'm sorry that
was steve i'm sorry i'm i'm troubled with your voice so no like hey hey law and order how many
seasons law and order can you can you watch during the the time when your wrists are carpal tunneled
out is the answer 10 seasons in five weeks yes it is so the homework is go rewatch shaft
and consider watching person of interest yes yeah yeah that's how it goes peoples
um yeah man lost their shit guys
okay uh one's coming in from jeremy he says hey jeremy hold up um
yeah okay sorry i had to parse a little bit of it there um oh for over 10 years i've been playing
smash uh mostly melee now smash for as well here in nebraska where i'm playing locally i'm king i beat
anyone that comes over and i control all basement king i'm a basement king yeah but i've been invited
to try some of the local tournaments here in town any tips for starting out in the fighting
scenes since you guys are the ones who introduced me to the competitive fighting scene uh well you
could start by playing real funny oh where is your leo man canada where is your god now
senpai is gone he's not gonna save you man good you should have known you should have known i'm sorry
oh god he over here talking about thuggery no we already have it oh we got it in early
yes god be polite be kind don't talk too much shit yeah to comport yourself with respect
and when you get stomped like you will because you are a basement king take it with in stride
hold that l and uh turn the loss into learning shake shake it by the hand be polite turn the l
into learning don't get all pissy and and stomp off no one likes that it's not all good yeah just
just be cool there you go just be cool just don't learn from it man it's learn from this you may get
you may get emotional like really emotional don't do that yeah that took you like the opposite of
it's like the middle eastern market all these things coming out there you learn from these new
this new thing right there you this new group you got your shit from your basement hey you
just you know you got wrecked and just take what you learned from there uh i mean this is this is
how i got into fighting games like uh i had i had a filipino uh neighbors that used to stomp
the shit on me in street fighter two on nes long time ago and when i got the game uh i just i i
made sure that i would practice as hard as i can to be able to beat them and i practice i practice
i practice went back stomped them out and man they were fucking furious and it felt so good it felt
so good it feels so good to beat somebody that used to beat you that's that's that's the key there so
you know it comes down to just practicing man that's what you know and don't forget the the real
key is at your first match first bracket you plug in your stick you put it down stand up
look your opponent in the eye and tell him your name is low tear tear do the full motion baby yeah
get the hands out look at the sky and then and then you you pee in a a jar and say you're gonna
drink it for wow that's damn see me in the lore yeah you gotta make sure you do all those things
you have those things well bring it with you in the tournament then drink then look them in the
eye i'd like to drink remind them that they're jealous that they don't have that that that donkey
dick gene remind them let them know all right i would i would like to clarify something that did
not take me like three seconds that took me like 10 seconds okay as soon as you said the word
smash brothers okay well that phrase starts to bubble oh boy i look for openings i see okay i'll
note it noted for the future it is so funny to me it's guys what are you looking forward to
checking out playing and or what is coming up what are you guys out what comes out tomorrow
what do you when you when you uh uh me uh for me uh after after i mean because everybody lost
their shit after seeing marvel versus uh capcom infinite obviously but for me i lost my shit
when i saw last of us too like oh my god ellie you know she's older and she was coming on her
drum i didn't want to see her again but when i did i didn't because i thought her story was done
i thought her story was done and i wanted to revisit that world maybe with a completely
different cast joel and ellie to me had a really good story and i don't really need more of it
interesting okay but when i saw her i was happy i was yeah yeah you saw yeah as as a full grown
teenager at this point which is it's going to be great it's going to be but they said they're
going to focus on her as opposed to joel or joel so it'll be interesting to see where it goes from
there you have people like like simons that think that the story was forced but i think the story
was compelling and he enjoyed the story he just thought the gameplay was a brick no he said the
story was forced he said it was a forced tear jerker and that they they wanted to yeah he said
that they they wanted to get people to feel sorry for the characters after you know the spoiler alert
you know joel's daughter died yeah yeah so i mean obviously yeah no you do things in a story to make
people feel things feel the characters we're gonna have to ask him about that one yes yeah
he'll tell you he'll tell you straight up and he'll give you his interpretation and i love i love
going back and forth with him on stuff like that but i mean last of us yes uh you know infinite yes
tech and seven yes uh you know um injustice yes uh damn kenny any any any others i know you're
naming them like yeah i'm excited at all this oh it's gonna be a good year it's gonna be excited
at all the frisbee based combat games that are coming out the fact that your choices now right
yeah you have been a choice is genre now yeah i hope so those are fun jammer bikes are now a genre
yeah man like yeah you know this jam we played that at um sony playstation experience it was
fucking awesome 2v2 yeah it was hype as fuck you know the small squad of dudes two guys made that
game and it's fucking awesome and you know it's so cool they they they worked on my favorite call
duties they were they worked on the black ops series the early black ops black ops two yeah so
they worked on the good ones and they said fuck it man we're just gonna make our own game so
disc jams and all these disc based combat games man that'd be excited they're straight up fun and
don't need a slot you don't need it you don't need mega graphics or anything like that i want fun
those games and you guys you guys remember when you guys came over to max's house we we played
disc jammers on that giant fucking uh xbox that had all the damn games and you guys introduced
the game to us yeah i sorry i forgot about that part yeah i was back in the day and you guys
introduced the game to us and we lot like i fell in love with it like is after we played at night i
fell in love it it was fucking amazing so yeah it took a million years but i'm really happy that
like when jammers is like making its rounds and people like it's it's touch conversion like the
moment you play it you go okay this is amazing pong got it yeah yeah got it yeah yeah straight
up um what else um speaking of uh was a playstation experience uh the the the the front the front
there's something uh four four front uh kenny or what was it the the shooter that we played
the with the vr shooter like farpoint or something farpoint yeah farpoint yeah farpoint uh Liam
said he played it he loved it he loved it too game is fucking amazing uh i hope it doesn't make
me nice it looks great perfect man i'm really i'm really hyped about that game yeah oh that's
right because that's like yeah aiming down the site so yes yeah but and you can change from
shotgun to shoot yeah it's like regular gun you get grenades and shit dude and just giant fucking
spider you can kill it was like one of the most amazing vr experiences uh outside of um outside
of the uh star wars that i experienced so yeah that was i was like walking on a cliff and really
pretty nervous yeah yeah yeah really good um i hear good things and last last but not least
is a game that hasn't even been announced yet but i'm hoping for a i'm i'm hoping for a um
portal three give me portal three wow three is not gonna work bro three is a number that just
don't work really nobody you don't think bro street fighter they don't know how to do it
i mean you guys you guys don't think that's so here's the thing willy here's the thing when you
when you ask us when you ask us what we're they're looking forward to you forget that they don't
usually come on or listen to the podcast the question you ask arm is like in the next two weeks
oh when people hear is ever cover some ground i mean it's it's just like when i go like what have
you been up to for a new guest it might as well be in your life yes yeah so yeah like i don't yeah
i mean i used to be a guy that just just buy the games all the fucking time now i'm just a dude bro
it's like you know what give me my call of duty give me my street fighter listen to my fighting
we got a dude and then fucking yeah i'm not i'm a dude bro like i'm my my overwatch and street
fighter and mkx have been holding me down really well like i don't even know what's coming out that
much fine man those are good video games just just make some time for a little last guardian in your
life or make some time for racketeer and item shops tail over now title too you know there's
something give us give us some overwatch updates that's what we need right now give us some fucking
overwatch updates there's no updates mercy and genji are confirmed as an item damn
but what about roadhog what about roadhog that was oh that was oh the guy said it no yep nope all
right so wait who said what with what the the one of the one of the that's the official overwatch
twitter replied to a person's asking of can mercy be my wife who and the twitter said sorry
she already belongs to roadhog wow damn what i don't i don't think that's actually i think that's
a lie they're not even on the same team willy while i'm just telling you what is that there's a blue
check mark that shit was verified so yeah well in the god damn valentine's day update genji gives
chocolates to mercy and oh there you go brought him back to life as a cyborg that doesn't mean
rhoda i can't get his okay wow so he's hooked is that what you're saying they nerf the hook
they nerf the hook it works like a real hook now oh god um yeah no i think uh for me i'm uh i'm
looking forward to i want to go i want okay wrestle kingdom 11 happened during magfest
and the only thing i didn't get to watch it but i did get to watch the okada versus kenny omega
and rainmaker versus kenny omega is the fucking shit it's an hour long brutal amazing
counterbreaker into counterbreaker into counterbreaker match damn um it's one of those yeah it's one of
those high energy like it shouldn't be too hard to find it to be honest but it's one of those
amazing high energy like we are doing our finishers that are under finishers are getting countered
into other finishers and shit just doing brutal explosive violence violent fighting to come again
as they say yeah uh yeah that it was a really good match i want to watch the rest of it um
did you did you uh do you know of like uh the the tech or the killer instinct pros like tech
and tim sleep and uh and uh like i think it's a killer or something like that um those guys are
like you know killer instinct pros you know what i mean and uh i i played them on my stream
recently and i felt so good about almost beating one of them i was this close i just have to put
that out there like i was this close um but um uh that is the type of game that also needs updates
like i'm looking forward to the next season of that game as well because give me more of the
madness that is that game you know i mean yeah i hate we're seeing more coming aren't we like
Kilgore and we're seeing yeah i hope so there was that one video of um ultimates going down
that right yeah yeah doing an ultimate so that looked really sick you know the thing is that
the thing is that these these these budget games you don't know what's going to happen
you know what i mean you don't know what's like what's going to happen with like microsoft saying
okay um i'm not gonna uh we're not gonna fund us anymore let's move on to something else
you want to know yeah you want you want to know if they they keep funding something like that
and that's the scary part like i think you should adopt our tech we had t swag fight us when we
played killer instinct and uh we just basically moved the goalpost so that if he didn't double
perfect us he lost wow so we were the moral victors at the end and how was that i'm bleeding
making me the victor um oh thank god you wonderful wonderful man um but uh yeah i don't know just
started to wrap that up though uh yeah so watching the wrestle kingdom um uh i'm also looking forward
to the inevitable use of um in the court of the crimson king for jojo part five because did you
got it if you got this or not stupid fucking robert fripp the guy from the band king crimson
like posts jojo memes on the official king crimson like what about how crim king how about how it
works and i'm just like please tell me the prison school edit please tell me this means that they've
reached out yeah they've reached out i hope so it's not a 2001 era song but i don't care yeah make it work
um yeah you know and then you know there's uh that that's pretty much me uh you talked about that
match uh like can omega match what i think one of my favorite matches of all time which is just
like that was rob van dan versus jerry lin and ecw if you look it up they're just countering each
other and it's like boom boom countering like it looks like a match of fucking uh east nobody's
no mercy when you and everyone's just countering and it's fucking awesome yeah i'm gonna watch your
match yeah you have to watch rob van dan versus jerry lin the my favorite match so far of all time
is uh will offspring versus ricochet and that like like like i'm just mentioning i'm a car
ricochet yeah do you mean prince boomer i mean ricochet all right uh so so so just like i'm
just mentioning a current event that i need to catch up on kenny but if you want just as far as
like all time like favorites go um look up will osprey versus ricochet and it's anime
well and like i can't explain it in any other way besides that is that the one with the double
backflip that's the one with the double backflip thank you wow it is 22 minutes and it is like
some of the best all right i got it ready just get in there you're gonna fall you like immediately
you will understand why and maybe i should play like dual of faith behind it or something you might
as well it would fit perfectly um but uh yeah uh anything for you pet uh i played a bunch i played
some street fighter and i'm looking to get back into that now that season two is here and maybe
the playing ground has been evened a little bit i don't know uh i want to be more of isek i want
to play more tell them i cry uh nothing crazy i do have clarification on that switch shit that i
said earlier i've been linked to a venture beat article from a conference call uh analysis uh in
october in which the ceo of nintendo says they're planning on rolling out two million switches
by march 31st worldwide but they could increase that if demand is high wow so that inspires
confidence and they're and specifically asked why it's because we don't want them sitting in
warehouses like we did with the we you so they are going to under ship the fuck out of this wow
yeah that's a fucking cell phone come on yeah yeah that happens man they should just make it a
cell phone man two million worldwide means a million tops tops for north america entirely damn yeah
that's that's insane the app okay no that's my mental check out yeah i'm i'm done insane dude i'm
gonna put a buddy up here the thing if it ever shows up at my house in the next three years then
that's cool yep and that's and that's not on release date that's by the end of the fiscal quarter
of q1 ouch good god that's they're they're crafty little bastards man i'll tell you that man
nintendo thinks they're being slick though this is what's funny to me like they think they're
being slick by doing shit like this it's like all right so there's gonna be a best friends meet up
in muncher uh guys uh when uh where can people find you and what what do you got uh doing as far
as your own stuff goes plug your shit yeah hey you guys fixed it but yeah there's the twitter
thingy right there the unruly yeah maxed everything else i you know what i'm everything as so listen as
someone there's three ohs i go through life right correcting people about not having enough o's in
the ool ie i apologize from the bottom of my heart for what i know i gave you three o's when you came
over it's the thing that i i've suffered with and i understand the struggle yeah nice nice
is that everything man it's on twitter yeah youtube and yeah grinder right is that the game
one grinder yeah grinder and tinder whatever working that yeah man yo yo yo video games worldwide
man we are uh you got me on twitter uh you know uh i also got facebook it's infinite dot sge instead
of underscore or you can just do infinite sge uh you know whatever your preference uh you know um
obviously my twitch channel uh hop on over there infinite underscore sge and then my youtube which
is uh stompground for right now i think i might change that a little later but um we'll see what
happens and uh yeah uh also i got a deviant art and um instagram all infinite underscore sge so
an art is cool because it has a collection of just all that crazy amazing yeah across my life social
media platforms hold on hold on hold on yeah that's what i love about it man all right all right yeah
that's what i love about it man million years your video games steve the hedgehog oh steve the
hedgehog is result number one get out of here look at all these cool guys oh they're so cool
yeah they're everywhere um yeah man and then uh of course um you can always catch us at max's uh
oh yeah always yeah every weekend you'll catch us with max a million dude yes indeed i don't know
i don't know who that is so yeah i know yeah i use this like bottom tier guy like no one really
knows about probably not very popular yeah yeah i saw we've got a youtube we've got uh more dark
souls come in we've got um new lp new lp starting um lots of one-offs uh at night yep yep and the
yeah pretty much as usual new new lp is a logical conclusion of a earlier lp logical place for
you and i to go yeah based on what we've done before uh and on well let me i'm gonna double check
it's the is the nintendo switch event thursday night guys uh it's because it's thursday night
then thursday night it is tando whenever that happens we'll tweet it well we'll tweet we're
gonna we're gonna be here and we're gonna do let's watch of the stream we're gonna do it right here
right yeah same as the podcast the nintendo switch presentation what is that uh so you can check it
out um on our twitch uh at uh super best friends play when that happens and of course um i think uh
whoa whoa whoa what beyond that yeah was there any no i got nothing no there was there's a thing
but it might not be so oh what's the thing uh well uh uh there's a well i'm gonna be doing i'm
gonna be doing a let it die stream yeah for your best friends it's uh hopefully it's weak at some
point when i get a minute that's all just when i get a minute depends you're gonna go hey guys i
got a minute i got a minute now now we're doing it now so stick around for that you can't call that
a secret stream it's not really no but you told people but it but it's it's the timing is secret
i guess right it's like it's happening now do it now it was yesterday okay yeah it's gonna be
thursday night at 11 p.m eastern oh god you just did that uh we're yes we're gonna shoot that you
just did your your shorts and agar motherfucker he shorts and agar is is taking over the apprentice
yeah and guess what his catchphrase is i'll be you'll what you won't be bad what you won't be bad
guess what it's not gonna be you're fired because that doesn't work anymore you're terminated
dude right that's fine i'm done you pretend it's like obviously that's what it's gonna be right
i'm done with this but wait hold on a minute no shut up then he says what else does he say
what they just go what's the next thing that he would say after he says and don't be back no
what what just do the just tell me the thing he tells you to get to the chopper oh shut up
get to the chop and then and then you're like that's stupid and then the person walks out
and then a helicopter is waiting for them all right that's okay just so that that way better than
you're fired okay all right podcast is over it really never started but okay that whole thing
the best thing to come out of this it's like donald trump tweets oh look at this that shows
got terrible ratings since i'm gone and then you know all this wasn't even help and then Arnold's
like oh gee well i hope you worry more i hope you worry just as much about ratings as you do the
country you're supposed to run and it's just like he just annihilates them on twitter and say yeah
maybe you shouldn't be worried about ratings you got a president thing to do politics i know
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