Castle Super Beast - SBFC 194: A Whole Other Type of Scatbeast

Episode Date: April 25, 2017

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More than a crossover. Well, they're Marvel Collided and then after they collided Their end result was the best the fusion of the heroes and we've talked about dark claw before And we've talked about his partner the sparrow. Yeah, and we've talked about It's a jubilee and Robin. What were sparrow a bird, but no, I know where the sparrow is But like what's the jubilee part of him? I mean, it's it's shoot little the design is still kind of Robin-ish, you know But then the best part of that being of course the hyena Yep, the fusion of the Joker and saber-tooth. Yeah, we talked about this in Batman

But I think that's just a big saber-tooth. Sorry. It's just a big tough Joker. Yeah, it's really cool Kind of looks like a much better version of the Joker from the End of one of the Batman games where he gets all huge means the Titan Joker the Titan Joker That's you like that. You think that's cool. Oh in in that game. It is awful Okay, the worst part of the whole game making sure in the in the comic was like, oh, okay like a physically intimidating Joker I can I can do that. I mean look man The Batman had a Joker that was fucking doing kung-fu and he had like his dreads and he was shirtless and his color scheme is a Little garish to be fair. Yeah, and then and same thing for like the penguin who was like he his literal line was he has some moves

I learned from the audience and he starts doing martial arts on Batman and they have a hand-to-hand fight and you're like wait That's the penguin. That's so that was there. It's behind a desk and tells people to go kill bats Yeah, it was it was really weird But the point is that you know with that that makes me wonder then how much of a Malcolm Did you actually encounter because there was a fuck ton of them and I got way in there very few I would see like cuz I got wizard all the time back in this time frame And it would that would the Wizard magazine is more of a thing for me to like look at the comics You can't find and can't get yes

I had no comic book stores around me I lived in the suburbs and the closest I could get is the convenience store which had one rack Mm-hmm, and then it'd be wasted with Archies because I already read these Archies before so like no Where's so I never saw these because they would just stalk like you know the main titles of whatever so okay? I think I got one issue of dark claw or something and I never got anything else But I'd see the comic book covers other ones through through wizards. So I saw super soldier Yes, super soldier was a good one. That was half Superman half cap That seems busted. I was obsessed. I loved all of these characters in the books

I remember going there was a makes me happy to see you so happy about Dr. Strange fate What I never heard of this one strange fate and Dr. Strange mixed together there was Wasn't there a Hulk or no Hulk didn't Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There was there was Oh, it's on the tip of his tongue. No, you just kind of threw me off there for a second. Oh, good job Okay, there was Wonder Woman plus storm equals the Amazon Okay, okay, and it's the perfect fusion of both

There was Spider boy. Yeah spider boy. I'm super boy half spider-man half super boy That's cool. Yeah, and it was and then and then what was always great was a real spider boy Even though there are there are boys. Yeah, just called men like my old man Boy, but he's a spider man. You put the costume on your man. Yeah Dr. Doomsday There like that one of the cool the coolest things was bringing together Like the villains and the rest of the world and these I especially knew nothing about. Oh, I was there a red skull

Oh God, I don't that would have been in Super Soul in Super Soul There are a lot of these I'm looking at a list right now and there's a villain who is dead man Do you can't be dead pool that was no no the DC character? Who is oh dead man? Yeah? I know dead man Cuz there's fucking dead devil for daredevil. That seems weird. Yeah, there's the iron lanterns Yeah, there was they should have combined daredevil and death stroke and he'd be like dead devil like Okay, tell me who somebody who Hector Hammond is in DC Hector Hammond. No, I don't know okay Cuz it became Hector which is a highly evolved creature totally oriented for revenge what he was got crossed with Modoc

That's here. So there was there was a modoc was obscure back man Dorenesto there was oh the living planet. There was x patrol There was back that's the patrol and x-men Yeah, there was there was There's a lot of these seem lame now actually Lobo the duck low no Okay, okay flash. Okay plus a ghost writer equals Flash writer come on. Come on. You can get there

Think about it streak. No Come on a wildfire. No, you can get there. I believe in you wildfire not wildfire speed demon Come on Great, I feel like speed demon must have been the name of another hero altogether in the past So so that's the thing is like I just just for this feeling alone I was super into it and wait, you know, and like yeah, they definitely had a whole thing I'm gonna I'm gonna read by all there is no Punisher amalgam. No who the fuck is he supposed to be? Like if he's with that stroke, he's the Punisher then

Well, there is one that I was seeing that was rain agent of shield. I saw I saw No, that's awesome shadow last plus dark star become dark star Shatter star and dark star become sure dark star, but no, that was the that was the best thing to happen out of that crossover easily I still remember watching the part or reading the part where Hulk and the Superman they Watched each other in the Superman punch Hulk and Hulk got passed out and I was like that's stupid Doctor fucking doomsday. Hulk is the strongest there is Yeah, no, Dr. Doomsday. That's stronger and

Doomsday, but as smart as dr. Doomsday and even even even the logo just as broken as dark con Even the logo itself, right? There was the amalgam comic. Yeah, which was a fusion of both It was really really cool. Although to me it looks like it says Archie comics because it's got a big a I can't see that Yeah, that that was fun. So I don't know I that was an error I enjoyed with that with that crazy bullshit was going down But but but yeah, I think we jumped on to this too soon because the actual discussion of this goes up in the Batman episode Yeah, well, we actually actually So yeah, we touched upon less. Yeah, you just told me the hyena and I was like, what?

I know I know for a fact we talked about this on the channel before probably years ago. Yeah, many years I don't remember the hyena many many years. Oh, what's up gang? Probably eagle-brained viewers. Well, it would remember if we had talked about it or not. I think that's Because it requires memory Yeah, I mean there's there is a TV show to Wikipedia page Wouldn't it be like elephant brained because they don't forget you elephant brain sounds more like an insult even though I know what you're going for Hey, man, hey, who's got a case the Monday Mondays Monday

Sounds like like you're hungry on a Monday. I got the Mondays Solomon Grundy let's start it over It's on a Monday. It's too late. All right, everyone go home and then we'll start over Yeah, everyone who's listening to this either on your phone or your computer or what have you go home Go home. Turn it off. There's nothing for you here. Download the new podcast. That's what's happening. All right. Well. Hey, I don't know Did you have a week? Let's start there. I did I played a bunch of video games and shit Beat near otamata, which I will be talking about in more detail at a later date Automata, I you know, I just I like Otome every single time I've ever pronounced that apparently it has been wrong

So I just started calling it near automatic tomatoes Is automata wrong? Well, I say automata. Yeah, I say automata and the only other word version I can imagine would be automata the correct automata the the for real dictionary is automata automata Okay, that's awkward to say so fuck. Yeah, well gestalt is a little bit of a difficult word, too So damn you japan gestalt's a difficult word to learn and say, but it's difficult to screw its pronunciation up You kind of screwed up the pronunciation of screw there Yeah, you said that's what you said apparently I add h's before I say what's what's way like what? Willie

That's a that's a very good game that you should play as soon as possible because it's easy to spoil. Yep I've started on the I've started on the LP and I'm working the way through it. It's just extremely good game that Ends well, okay, and I have a piece of advice for Matt in particular Because I was talking to Matt about near otamata Automata earlier on a lot of Pia and he's like, I don't know if I have time for the whole thing You were thinking about doing and like root A and B I don't know I'll have all the time for all the endings if you don't do a B. C. D. E

Don't even bother playing the game like like It's like watching the first three episodes of Daredevil and then never watching the rest of the season Well, I look here's the thing if I am satisfied with the first ending then that's it And then I'll watch the rest. Oh, well as long as you get it. Yeah, it has more impact if you play sure sure But I want to see more if I really really like it very much like the first year It's like endings may as well be called roots or what have you and if you don't actually go for them You are missing out on like more than half of what's yeah deal No, I'm I'm greatly looking forward to what I have the time to really enjoy it and I'm not gonna rush it

I'm not gonna squat it into like little mini sessions of my current timeline to not enjoy it. So as much as You know, I understand I'm going to be continuously badgered about playing it I'm gonna get around to it when I know I'll be able to enjoy the spoiler culture of the original game was kind of the most Kind and nice one. I've ever encountered ever every single time I talked to anybody. They were always very very careful not So much the case with this one, but just because it's more popular Like everyone that I personally only reason why would I personally talk to has been real real careful but just the like the amount of art and the amount of Stuff stuff. That's just around. Yeah, that you like is unavoidable, but it's it's

Like it's easy to spoil, but it's it's pretty easy to go clean even for a while Especially as the game like, you know, it's a month or something old now So I wouldn't actually worry all that much about it. I'm still I'm still surprised at how quickly a Sequel to something a ton of people ignored can hit so ignore can hit like the point of like Almost what you didn't play it You know, you know in in the in the cultural like I guess I'm not that that way cusp of staying current You know, you can within months just make the switch over I think once he once the LP came out and was done that was pretty much and then and then the new thing came out

There was a nice like timeline when everyone was like, oh, yeah, of course near what the fuck It's like when did that happen really odd happen? It's sold 300k in Japan this week like in which I'm not not this week But over the total Dragon Guard one two three all those games, right niche is putting it kindly, right? those games mm-hmm and Near is like a cult classic But even I'm not gonna say it's the best game ever and it didn't sell it. Oh that that combat is terrible. It's not good Watch the LP instead. I am. Yeah, it's a better. I literally am a better way to do it Um and this game you mash through text really quickly became like cult classic within like a day

Like usually it takes a while for something to become a cult classic But like people blew through it and it's like nope There's a cult classic cult classic right away but even without even outside of like the fan base and like you know Liam bringing it up a lot to people and stuff just To like the current like I guess, you know gamer fan base and I get gamers in general the the word of mouth Seem to spread in such a way where they're like, oh well Platinum is attached Yeah, yeah, what's the deal over here and then they see some are they see the character?

I think the character art and then to be yeah did a lot Yeah, and then before you know it. It's like everyone's like, oh, I gotta go find out what's going on With that skirt I need to find out does help that literally every single character in the game appeals to someone's secret fetish Yeah, yeah, not smart way to design something it is probably the most Attractive group of characters I've ever seen in the game. Have you seen Adam and Eve the shirtless? No, but I but I saw the trailer of like a little art flashing. Yeah You're in Lagann, you know understood then took a page out of the same book of there is something for Everyone

Do you go to our other light? Hey, Yoko Tara. Why does to be look like that? He's like I like girls Yeah, but there's also plot reasons So but then he's like but I like big ass, but I enjoy this greatly sure This is like platinum announcing. We're working on a sequel to inversion and then everyone going you know If inversion from software Yeah, that's pretty that's that's the Street Fighter team making Dark Void to like you did what yeah Yeah, what's that? What's that that that shadow range of months in which like the world switches over from white to you did

Well, how did you miss out Capcom proudly announces their teaming up with the team that brought you Ico to bring you spyborgs to yeah, yeah It's it's no it's it's no no it's cool It's cool when it's a very deserving franchise as this one is and you know, obviously like this is the big win after a number of gameplay wise clunkers, so that that's that's the yeah like so the best part about near But this doesn't happen to a franchise, you know, they're not even lucky the best part about it is like Yoko Taro Square Enix and platinum of all gone. That was a really great project We were really happy with that collaboration and it sold. Well, we would love to work on something with this group again

and Because Yoko Taro games always have the same strengths and they always have the same laws and platinum games always have the same strengths Which are the opposite of each other and they always have the same weaknesses which is their goofy fucking weird stories that often make no sense and They just all of platinum's bad storytelling is gone all of Yoko Taro's bad gameplay. Well bad game. I don't know if it's Well, I think it was Kavya sure all of the the bad Crap that was associated with Dragon Guard and all that all gone And you only have the two good pieces and they meld in a couple interesting ways. It's like

I don't care if it's Dragon Guard. I don't care if it's near. I don't care if it's the same tone, right? I don't like but that is a dream team and they have made and the same thing happened with Kojima a couple years earlier on Revengeance It's it's it's the another revenge. It's basically where it's like they took a well Not a project that was already being developed at like after near one, which was no, you know, no the Middling game. Yeah, the what was lacking was the gameplay and platinum came in and covered that, you know And and it's it's it's very clear that that's you know, they're the guns for hire that People will show up just seeing their name attached to something sick if platinum could work on like a ninja turtle game Yeah

Fortunately, we never got one so I want to give a big ups to in particular the sound design or the composer of This game because I don't think it's the same composer as the others It's a platinum guy. Mm-hmm, but he did a real real good job and Platinum's use Platinum's tech at sound mixing for different tracks of a Of a song is put to super super good use here

Like you fight and now now there's vocals or you go into a different thing and it just seamlessly blends into a different Style of the same track and it's it's excellent. Oh that demo told me everything I needed well yet that concept that sound concept just expands and expands and expands and goes and goes and goes Yeah, no that was like that demo was 11 on 10 music and like yeah Gameplay and like all cylinders, you know, and I'm just like I can't wait. This is a nice steak sitting there for me Perfectly preserved in time big steaks and you can fight the CEOs of Square Enix and Yeah, yeah, which I find to be totally totally dissonant Totally dissonant doesn't even begin to describe

But isn't it fine if it's just DLC like I can understand it being well the main game that be a little weird I look at that and go fine. I'm not buying that. Sure. I don't want that in my game So yeah, I played near I played persona obviously that's a that's a good game Got got number nine temperance. Can't wait till next Friday boy Fucking clip of Ross telling his monkey to stay away from Don't don't you I swear That came special it really is I'm also played

About about like 10 or 11 hours of scholar of the first sin After after your suggestion, I was bored and said fuck it I sat down and streamed over like 11 hours over two days Scholar of the first sin has some massive improvements to that game for one Pursuer chases you constantly in the early game. I think you fight him eight times. That's great You open a chest and turn around. He's there You climb a ladder. He's there. Well, is there space for him? No Wow, okay. Here's my favorite with this the one that I'll spoil for you because it scared the shit out of me

You you remember you beat the ruin sentinels. Yeah, you go down to open up the chest and oh In in that little room underneath the bonfire Yeah, you go to open up the chest and you go to turn around and use the pharaoh's lockstone and he's there Wow He he just spawned out of the ground as you were opening the chest You're actually like are you beating him or running each time beating him and he showed he'll respawn every time And he drops the twinkling tight night. So there's your early game source of twinkling tight night Everything all the changes I've heard about you get you get the the infusion ember for McDuff Immediately like as soon as you get to the best deal and because of that you get his weapon selection right away

Which means you know in Darcy's to the early game weapon selection was pretty sparse by the time you get to the best deal You you get access to a big hammer you get access to a katana You get access to these kinds of weapons that you'd want to carry the whole game the changes to the hide nights are interesting Putting them in the tower in the tower flame and and they they change the way their aggro works Some of them actually get up. Yes. I want to defeat the area boss. They all aggro as regular mobs Oh, they all get up and they wander like like the bloodborne enemies and they're super tough And it makes that super easy area really hard because now in addition to fighting the night you have the the the Ancient giant nights if the haid nights just wandering around, huh?

Also, there's a dragon right in front of Hornstein. It's like what sure is that's that's to stop you from getting there too early How about you do your job dragon slayer? No, it's right outside your door. I don't have to know. Okay, that's your name They also took enemies that were all the only existed new game plus and put them into the base game Of course, which means I'm seeing enemies. I've never seen before and They're awesome. There's a ninja type enemy that we never saw that is fantastic And there's an there's a new boss and there's a there's a bunch of new NPC invasions But overall it seems like they they cut they they they polished out some of the weaknesses And they move some stuff around to make more sense and they made a bunch of improvements

The weirdest change by far is there are now 17 statues that you need to use a fragrant branch of your on in the game They'll lock out all sorts of shit god damn. They're all over the place. Are they but they're not blocking places They sure are fuck. Okay in the tutorial. You know the tutorial path Yeah, you know the one that you go left to fight the area with the two ogres that's sealed by a fragrant branch of yours That's fucking annoying. It's they're all over the place. Sometimes they hide estus shards Sometimes there's gotta be a really easy way to get them now, but overall it's like yeah It's a it's a huge improvement like a lot of the a lot of the changes just feel really nice

A lot of the balance changes feel nice. Have you done any like? Like larger. Oh, no, wait. No, they well they brought about this six man. Yeah, PC's kind of dead. Yeah, PC's kind of kind of not popular with that and The other thing was I got like someone once. Okay, I Yeah, and like and like like the as far as the the improvements go like the difficulty being up and whatnot there was The the video that we're talking about that mentioned like some of some points of it We're just like ridiculous with how they expected you to overcome the placement of some of these enemies. Yeah placement seems better in a lot of ways, okay, like the

the the You know the area you climb up a ladder on the forest of the Giants You get the big tree in the center and it's a big open room where a hundred soldiers are you see the first hate night? So now the hate night's gone and now they only get up as the as you get close to them So you can deal with them as like they come yeah, and instead of a guy shooting arrows, which are hard to see It's a guy tossing the bombs. Yeah, which is a little easier to deal with oh Wow the best technical change that didn't go forward and I'm pissed because I want this

So now if you go up to a bloodstain and the bloodstains are within certain Proximity to each other and you hit them. You will see a super meat boy style 10 to 20 bloodstains all playing simultaneously Yeah, and you will really really see what got these people Overall as a group. Yes So you go up to a ladder and you click on it and there are nine blood stains around you and you see every one of them You every you see everyone just back step off the ledge you go. Okay. Oh All right. Wow. Yeah, and I think we talked about this

Cuz like that's a awesome awesome Implementation why isn't that in why it wasn't that above or why isn't that in DS3 like that's awesome. Yeah. Oh, yeah No, it's it's real solid. It's real real good cool, uh, that's Pretty much it. Yep. I think for me. Did I watch anything important? No Yeah, no My life is empty and filled with video games The the the persona stuff is is fucking impeccable. Um, not much. Oh, I only have one thing to say

About a character that I like but boy. Well, what month you at man? Um, I'm I'm in I'm in Seven I'm in late seven. Okay Boy, it sure is great being the phantom thieves. That's really annoying Holy shit. Oh, it's so awesome. How we are the phantom thieves at least it gets called out But holy but the fact that every character every time is like it's you G You need to shut your fucking mouth. It's the only thing I have a real issue with when it comes to It's like everything else. I'm like, yeah, man. You're great. You cool. I get you you're cool I like that you're like, let's you let's yeah chicks, bro

Let's go. Let's go hang at the ramen shop, but god fucking damage. Shut your mouth. Shut your fucking mouth No, really Yeah Yeah, yeah, how you how you like in moon? I Forget Mishima. Oh Yeah, I didn't spend too much time there. Okay, I'm gonna you know, but yeah I

Can't like believe how Just like the re the in the same way that Titanfall 2 I don't follow me. All right. All right. All right same way that Titanfall 2 does a thing where it's like, okay And here's a cool thing and now just before you get sick of it. What something new? Yeah, and they Yeah, they they have that going on here You're like, okay, you're getting the hang of something and everything's cool. Then I'm not all right. Nope. That's done We're going somewhere else. It's fucking great. Yeah Right when you were taught kind of like getting the this this story was kind of

Wearing like okay, are we gonna do this every time and the answer is no you're not actually I kind of forgot about how though There's those points in four Three had them two but four really really had them and here like I completely just forgot where I'm like you're in the rhythm of like doing your daily Activities planning on how you want to handle your week and then it's like, oh, did you hit this day? Well, you're gonna be locked into what amounts to a two-week long cut scene Of just like wake up do the thing just read the conversation you're locked You can't do anything today. You don't own today go to sleep today. It's not yours. Go to sleep Wake up continue along that so yeah, so it's like you fucking nap now

Now you understand why it's so much worse that Mona tells you to go to bed and I and I like and I remember I had to reload my Savin for like dumb things like the persona I was training over the dates that That I was locked into the plot It fucking got released and like it was like I can't go retrieve it Yeah from the jail and stupid things like that Well, the worst one by far is renting DVDs from the store

Yeah, that was bad because you rent the DVD from the store and you're like I'm gonna watch it tonight And it takes two nights to will fully watch the DVD and then the next day. It's Investigation of Your your video is 19 days late you owe a hundred and fifty thousand yen. Yeah, I had that happen. It's bad They wait for the first one though They wait so they know they know and they wave the first and then I never rent to the DVD No, because there's plenty other ways to get your stats. All right

Yeah, that's fun stuff. Have you seen what happens with the fuck like Okay, you know how you can buy TV if you don't buy that TV You get like a bunch of funny texts where people who would come to your house and spend time with you and watch TV We'll go. Oh, you don't okay. Never mind. You don't have a TV. What's wrong with you? Yeah, that's good That's pretty good. Okay, fine. All right. Bye to be fair Like that's what you would say to your friend nowadays like hey you want to come. Oh, let's watch some movies. Oh, hey men Nah, sorry. I don't have a TV don't I'll go hang out with you scary and

Talk about Christ airs and shit Are the weird like painting Methods that The so yeah, that's because so weird. It's cool. It's confidant. Sorry. It's so weird the Taking a while for that to sink in. I like I'm used to it already. Other thing. I guess I Peeped a few episodes of bill Burrs F for family on Netflix and it's it's his cartoon Oh Bad idea

So I just mean in terms of an I assume it's adult animation. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean It's actually it's actually almost like his take on like family guy family guy or wow I just threw out that name because the F is for family is the name of the thing Like you know and or on King of the Hill or like any of those sort of like family cartoon things, you know It's like it's basically his his take on it and it's it's it's funny But like, you know, there's there's a bit of there's a lot of like Filling for time in it to make a full a full show out of it. I feel like you're many minutes Yeah, and I know I'll I show that might be better as 11 minutes exactly

Yeah, it's got exactly it's got some good laughs. It's got some really good laughs in it But I really I wish it was shorter. You know, this is the exact same problem. Lucky Louie had I think I think yeah Lucky Louie would have made it amazing 11 minute like sitcom. Hmm because the laughs per minute were low Hmm, but they were real. They were real. They were real and you see Louis CK's dick at one point. That's weird But like no, it really would have been Improved by that but that being said it like I said, it's still it's still got some funny in it and I love Bill Burr So that's great. It also explains how we get to the point where he likes and knows what one punch man is. Oh That's important because like because I've been I well, no, this is just my mental gymnastics

But like because he talked about it on his podcast saying like yeah I oh so this is your whiteboard with fucking my yeah So my like, you know after listening to him and seeing his tweets and being like why or how did this happen? My brain says because he has an animated show on Netflix. Ah, therefore. He's paying attention to that section of it Therefore he sees Netflix has one punch man and it does so he has a chance of running into it there alongside the thing What are my what am I an adult animation show on Netflix? What's what's in my section? What the fuck is this? What is this thing the kids? What am I competing with almost in a way? And then therefore he runs into and make no mistake. He is competing with one punch man and Knights of Cindonia

Yes, 100 can we please can we please get a Jim Norton animated series? He tried it was a Kickstarter Did it fail? Yeah, I didn't even know about that. They they they were trying to get the Chip Chippersen Things is Jim Norton like the final four of stamper or is it reversed? Oh, no, he's his own scat beast. Don't worry about that Which ironically was going to be the name of that Kickstarter show Unfortunately, it yeah, it didn't go that way. It didn't go the way you want it So no Yeah, there's that. Oh, I could have lived my life without that Something else that I did this week was I guess I kind of

Mentally gave up on and became a scat beast on what I yes give it a bop bop bop do Wow Rip and piece get man I What I wanted to do was take my broken third strike cabinet Wow We remember the thing that's been sitting like unused for like three years. Yes kind of hurts me a little bit I mentioned this to my parents yesterday that you still had that cabinet. So I wanted to Take it and work on it and hollow it out and turn it into a nice little, you know multi-purpose

Yeah, multi-purpose fridge beer or beer holder exactly for cold for cold cold wrong. No, no, I want to yeah I wanted to make it a main box and I Know will proceed. Yeah, and I just I will one for one thing I was afraid of like this the the CRT in it because it being broken. I remember hearing about how people like touching It's the wrong thing. It's not that straight up. I don't think it's the CRT I think it's a part of the board and it's something it's that's not the board at all Oh, well, I took the board out myself. No problem I know what the piece is called it's called a capacitor and the capacitor holds enough charge to kill you for decades

Yes, and so I was afraid to go back there Touch it. You could just I could just die and I know and in future generations of you will also die And I remember when I turned it on I remember seeing like some sparks from that area. Oh, no, that's bad But um, but the thing was so I was like, okay What I need to is hire an electrician and I kind of like try to bit but then like, you know Didn't really push it through to the end. You're gonna eventually hold on. Hold on. Hold on here You hired an electrician which resulted in you going into a closet then coming out with an electrician's uniform You're like, well

Yeah, gonna go to work But I know that like the and the end result like if you just kind of like, you know, whatever Release the latches and push the fucking thing out. Yeah, you can just you know, let it do whatever and then and put a you know A new screen in there. So but all that to say that I mean if you're gonna junk the entire CRT and the board and Completely redo the outside of the you might as well just completely build a new one, right? So I got a new arcade And it's pretty cool and I'm enjoying it. So what I have now is a large

Basically, you know cabinet that could be used for whatever purpose is what's it being used for right now? Nothing. Oh, nothing Oh, so right now. It's just the shell right now. Well, yeah, it's there and yeah, well, so it's the broken cab And like the I took the board out and stuff but that's straight up up for grabs Literally wants a third strike board and who wants a fucking cab that wants a project to want to work on this If you've got the means and ability and you're located in the city Well, you can come get it your best is to put on a thing for key gg and yeah for parts Yeah, no and then at the bottom you write, please do not murder But but at the same time is like some some people would actually want just the case to use for

A basis to make their own name set up. Yeah. Yeah, so That's that's that's straight up gonna go out there to anybody who wants them That's that's a fucking freebie. You can have a busted arcade cabinet. You know what you can do, right? You just go leave it in the middle of a parking lot and just see what happens Well, I mean what happens is they send the city And then they get the guys in the truck and then they throw it out But that kind of I don't want to do that's a boring ending not only is that boring But it kind of hurts me to have an arcade which is like those things are dying out

You know, yeah, like the one that died the one we're talking about But like but like actual machines are going away and getting stored in warehouses In fact, there's a large warehouse on the border of Ontario That has a bunch of old ones from like the the arcades that got shut down here in montreal So if anyone can get their hands on them, I'd rather a person that's a fan. Did you guys see that? It's no longer uh illegal to serve liquor around a pinball machine anymore. Yeah, we've got we finally got some Yeah, because there's an actual bar cave near my place. That is just a bar and pinball place That's all it is

So i'm like, wow that they must have alleviated that law stupid grandfather dumb law But no, um, anyway, so yeah, literally get in touch with me if you want this. That's a thing Uh, that's cool. And if you want shady parking lot deals, will you over nefarious? possibly Broken technology. Well, they will show up to this contest as the phantom thief No, what he should what he should show up to the deal as he should show up to the deal dressed as doc brown And start ranting about time travel

And he's handing over like fucking circuit boards and shit And then the albanians show up And then they shoot you but then you're fine because you were wearing a bulletproof. Ah, that's a great one And also you can just go back in time. Yeah Because you're doc brown If you could go back in time, would you save your arcade cabinet or do something else or save your own life? These are your only two options. Yeah Anything or save the arcade cabinet. Well, the new one has third strike on it. All right

It all worked out for the best and I still have the third strike disc in part. No, you know what you'd do You'd go you'd go back and stop yourself from getting stung by that fucking ant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Or whatever whatever eight year your foot That fucking ant that destroyed your leg a lot of a lot of a lot of things a lot of a lot of animals attach you that year A lot of things to go back and think about Go back in time and think about it Yeah, that's I decided to go back to the moment to more greatly examine what went down That's like me making my stupid time capsule that has a note that says did cup had come out

Which would do me no favors No You don't want that And then you got your your your stroking your big gray beard and you're like, oh next next year Well, it depends on what their time capsules that you take out of the ground yourself and there's some crap I think that time capsule is dumb. Yeah, you take out yourself people do it. Yeah, sure people do all sorts of yeah Like there was there's I won't begrudge that but like no a friend of mine had one with like her school Where they made in school time capsule the most worth well

It was beyond worthless because they did it in whatever like grade six or seven and then they dug it up in my grade nine. Yeah Literally they dug it up like four or three years later, and I'm like what the fuck Fucking patience idiot. So it made the caps. They made it for themselves. You stupid selfish assholes It's for the future. Well, yeah, but future you is still the person stupid No, but it's like when I when I think of time castles I think it's like hundreds of years later it post apocalypse. Yes at minimum. See yeah I don't like time capsules for myself because I'm I'm a procrastinator. Why do something for future me fuck future me He's a bastard. I don't care about him. I don't know. So why would I give gifts to future me?

It's not gifts. It's advice. Is it is an advice because I'm sure some of those time capsules had pogs in them No, I mean it doesn't have to be gifts. You know if you really don't like future me Yeah, I've got a couple really good ways. Yeah, fuck him over. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what's up? Let me introduce you to something called meth. Oh, hey, you want to talk to I feel good now, but Now Right now and guess what future me fuck that guy fuck that guy, right? I don't care about him. Here's some cigarettes Here's some fucking math. I don't like cigarettes. Okay. Well another another thing is since you have a cell phone with I can take video You take you take videos of past you and then future you watch is them and you can be really mean

How do people get into smoking cigarettes if cigarettes suck right away? It's like beer peer pressure Like you can only be beer sucks right away And then you kind of it does I think I think it does But you feel better much faster with beer and then eventually you just kind of go Yeah, fine. That's the noise. Yeah Well, that's that's the noise after your first couple of beers peer pressure also if you watch movies where cool people smoke and they look hot age

Yeah, you're just like, you know, I want to be like Sean Connery. So now I'm gonna smoke like this like bobby hill Yeah, let me do weird european fucking smoking coffee, right? Like when I first had it. I was like, ah, oh really? Coffee's like that. I thought coffee just sucked. Uh, no, no, I guess I got to start drinking more coffee then. Yeah um, you acquire taste and all that right, uh Plus you need that moment for you the the fucking nicotine addiction to really kick it out. Yeah, you know, man I love being addicted to things The brain is pretty fast. I grade it. I grade it. I grade it. You grade it. I grade it. Well, um, It's one of those days boys and the other adventure I went on was uh got my mom and iphone and

She did not know what she was messing with. Oh my god. That is an adventure There were beasts to slay. Oh boy I mean besides the couple like we do like there was the getting it, right? And then there was the like, I don't know four hours afterwards sitting down walking through Yeah, the whole thing and then there's the inevitable. All right. Okay later. Good night And then countdown How many minutes 45 till the call comes on and like you're pretty and I'm hearing like not siri, but the like, um accessibility voice on it like going off like please enter your your six digit like the

And I don't know what's happening. I'm locked out and the finger touch thing is not Oh, what did I press? What did I I had to go? What is this devil magic? I had to go through something similar with my mother-in-law where she's like, I really need a cell phone And and me and lana were like, okay, we'll get you what do you want? It's like, oh, everyone seems to like the iphone Like, okay. Well, we'll try to get you that and like that's the exact same story After not too long after leaving the house. We got all these calls Saying i'm using it my parents have dumb phones for this exact reason Yeah, and they both only get dumb phones. Give them the flip phone. You know the old never go out of style. Yeah

Um, back even in some regions. Um, yeah, nothing. Did it ever leave japan? I thought japan loved their flip phones Uh, yeah, japan brought them back. I really gotta Oh, yeah, go barf. Okay. Don't worry everyone. We'll be okay Woolly when you come back go into your twitter and look at your dms. I sent you a fun image Okay, when you come back. Can you send me the fun image to matt? Well, he'll show you'll put it up. I'll put it up there I love fun images. Go go go throw up first. It's fun. Go throw up What what's happening? Oh, okay, that makes sense Are you gonna throw up out of your asshole right out right out there? Yeah

This is what All right, he's okay Um, wharf Oh, did you just did you just say wharf from star trek? No, I said wharf, but that's pretty good Because the wharf sounds very similar to wharf. It's true. It does wharf is also the noise wharf made when the barrel break broke a spine That's one of my favorite wharf episodes. It's so stupid. Do you know how many times I've turned on that episode and my fucking My wife just goes which episode is this? She's falling asleep. I'm like, don't worry about it

And she just goes is that the one she sees when wharf looks over his shoulder and the barrel's coming down She's like, this is the 27th or whatever. I I played this episode There's a lot of things I like about that shot where his spine gets annihilated and crushed into pulp by that barrel In my favorite part, what was in the barrel the apparently nothing because it clearly hits him and Bounces off him like it's made out of fucking styrofoam probably because it was made out of styrofoam. That's that's the best part Yeah, because michael doran's a big guy. He's a big black guy. He's tough. He's a physically intimidating He's a cling on he's a warrior like bodies are all hardened. They're super tough. They got fucking. They're basically uh Tanks or space space and shit. Yeah, and this fucking

plastic tube falls on him and he was oh and like The the way they just the way crusher describes it It's like it has pulverized every vertebra in your spine right before that wharf is like Oh, you can release the latches so I can get up now and leave this the leaves stick. Yeah, the restraining field And she's like, no, it's off wharf What is eyes bulge out in that traditional wharf way? and Like he's like riker

Fucking kill be a bro and fucking kill me and he's like no And then he's like hey alexander. You're like a little bitch child, right? Can you kill me fucking murder me right now and alexander's like You don't want to do it and then like riker has to ask every single person on the ship What should I do because this is my friend's religion basically Yeah, and he really wants me to murder him But I kind of like my friend and also and I kind of feel bad about just murdering him It's literally against the prime directive. Wait. No, it's no it's but it would be super illegal

It would be like yeah, they're still on a federation ship and it's to a member of the federation and like okay matt if you're like if you're like Like sick or whatever and not like terminally ill but say you're just like you have a bad cold And you hand me a knife and go hey, bro. I want you to kill me right now That's a trap and I stab you to death like I'm not gonna be able to go. Oh, he totally asked me, bro Like no one's gonna not be mad. Yeah, and especially some people would especially if I left a uh piece of paper That says pat is coming to kill me. Yeah, please stop him And put him to jail

So like put him to jail the best part of that episode is that like They're well, they're like well, we could do this risky operation, but I don't want to do it because he could die Remember there's a hot shot. Yeah doctor. That's coming in. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do I got weird shit I'm gonna do fucking weird math on this cling on spine. Yeah And she's like it has a really low chance of working and she's like, yeah But what if it does we'll be billionaires and she's like the money has no value in the federation Despite that concept making literally no sense in every single episode every time it comes up Picard looks like people like their assholes when they mention the concept of money

Like when they have frozen people from the 80s Yeah, and he's like, well, I gotta check my stocks and he's like that has no meaning anymore But like trade with other cultures has to exist That necessitates a form of money. No, they just trade. They just barter. They just no good. It's like you give me that pot I'll give you this face. Yeah, that's a barter system. That sucks compared to money No, no it does and then the then the Ferengi's just show up and it's like we got coins People have units don't they when they go to like other places Yeah, and what are they betting on they bet things

Like like what they've bet in their poker games and shit That's true and they have poker and they have chips in the poker for the fun It's for the whole fun of poker is you can lose some money or make some money Poker even with friends even with close friends, right? You kick in 20 bucks so that You there's an incentive not to just go all in every time It has no idea what the the amount is it could be cigarettes. It could be cakes. It could be, you know, whatever It could be maybe it's favors. Maybe before the game starts and we're shown they have like, all right

If you win, I'll give you favors. Yeah favors like I'll take your shift. Yeah, okay starfleet officers We're gonna trade favors over gambling The pillars of all human ethics are just literally trading fucking favors based off of Chance. No, if I win you have to give me one compliment per day Per hour. Sorry per hour sir Your head looks very shiny today. Sure. Sir. Sir. Sure. Hey wharf I really like how your ridges are slightly different than last time. Wow. He's dead. Oh, there he is. Hey, man So, you know what my favorite part about that episode is

They give him a completely new fucking spine And they're like we're still not sure if you'll ever be able to walk ever It'll take like a year for you to get better and then he bursts out and then the next episode He's like fighting a bore can hand. He's like, oh, I'm so strong. This spinal column has made me even I'm stronger than ever So let me go to this fucking horrible wild west simulation where data becomes the villain or or Alexander is the sheriff I hate that episode Alexander has no honor. I hate Alexander. You're the coolest. Did you ever watch the fucking deep space nine episode where Alexander comes back in time from the future? That that's a regular tng episode

Is it or is it a deep space? Well, there's one in tng where he comes and he's a super warrior badass And he yells at his his child self. He's like be a fucking man You have to be a bad ass like me because that's why dad died you fuck and then and then war figures it out Somehow even though there's no way to figure it out. Okay. Well, I forget what you know It's a really great klingon episode. What's that where they go back into where they go and clone klingon jesus Yeah, that's the best one. I really like that one where there's that celestial beam That's basically satan and she's like, oh, I'm I'm saying to to like one religion and I'm like this and I'm the muck fuck

Oh, yeah, it turns into the horrible thing on monster. Well, then a wharf goes you are Flockfrock and then she turns into flock flop and he sees her and he's just like Oh, that's the devil. Holy shit. What am I gonna do about this? That's crazy. He just goes back to being normal I like how at the end of that one movie Kirk meets Picard and he gets buried under rocks You shut your mouth. That's the worst part. I like no, that's the second worst part I like how they got to meet The worst part is when Parrots, okay, okay, we're gonna end on this and I just want an answer

Which is worse? Everything to do with Kirk and Picard hanging out in generations. Yeah Harry kim on Voyager being a weird clone and no one ever talking about it. Yeah Or Janeway and and Paris turning into weird salamanders because they went too fast and having babies It's kim being a weird clown. Yeah, I actually agree. I actually agree. That's totally That's a thing that ethically stinks up the room and never leaves. You don't like captain's hanging out It's bad and then he gets killed by a bridge. But that's it

But it's like an ending but they're right horses. Yeah, they're right horse for woolly's context Um in voyager, there's a deal with an alternate reality Fucking voyager and everyone on one ship dies And the and it's and on the real voyager the harry kim dies But harry kim on the fit on the alternate one survives So he just comes to live on the real one and they never talk about it and they all know And they know it just it just never comes up that he's from an alternate dimension And he's like a weird. Oh man. Well, that's like fake riker and real riker

No, no, no the thing about fake riker and real riker is that they are both real riker That's the deal and that's why it sucks for uh, not what's a william What's it's fucking he changes his name. He goes by his middle name. He becomes a ben reilly Basically, but that's it. He goes off and does whatever and he also ends up being like a galactic terrorist And they're like, this is what happened. This what would happen to riker if you fucked his day up They can't take some place of the other kid me asanatos. He's anatos You're right um

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You played guardians of the galaxy tell tell That just came out last week. I streamed a bit of it and uh, you know, uh, I'm Oh, you were right. It was a tng episode. There you go Going into this I was kind of like, yeah, I really enjoyed playing batman. I'm looking forward to this too and uh, kind of a rough start on that game like the first 30 minutes. I'm like, uh, combat animations are like Really kind of stiff like batmans are incredible. We talked about this like batmans or look like What like just as good as a movie almost the fight choreography, especially the Christopher Nolan movies

Well, you can see these The gardens of the galaxy is kind of like plasticky and cartoony and I was like But then like after that initial kind of encounter I started seeing what's what's new about this and I'm not sure if you guys knew There's five episodes of this coming out and each one you play as a different guardian. Well, that's perfect. That makes perfect sense Oh, I didn't know that I didn't know that part. So the first one is star lord second one is rocket Blah blah blah blah blah and each one has a thing That's the other episode grutes. It's the last one group. It's the last one. Yeah, I knew it's grutes And each character it seems just judging by star lord has some type of

Their investigation phase that only they can do star lord has a jetpack so you can uh go through multiple floors And check things out and just have like a little you just move around like it's nothing crazy And the other neat thing is that you're in constant communication with the guardians when you're separated You can talk to each of them via codec and just get Additional lore like what's the deal with Thanos rocket? Thanos is a piece of crap Thanks rocket. I mean no one north. Yeah and uh

As I went through the episode its start is actually its Beginning plot point is like whoa That's really cool. I'm not gonna go into what it is but I'm like that's a way to start off things in an interesting manner and uh As as we I completed it I started laughing more and more because jokes Were pretty on point like the same humor as the movies basically And uh, yeah, I just was like, okay. That's pretty solid. How do you feel about the way the characters look?

Um, because I star lord is hard because he looks like every telltale background guy ever But that's because feel like will looks like every background I feel like drax looks weird It's because they're they're trying to mix like the movies with like the the Guardians of the galaxy like how they appear in the cartoons And they just kind of settled into this weird sort of half cartoon half Realistic it's kind of strange like rocket looks great. It looks great. Have you actually seen Thanos yet? Yes Okay, are they going with the drops brolin sounding Thanos?

Not exactly, but it's sounds like Thanos to me like fosters. Excuse me folks as opposed to Marvel versus Marvel superheroes Thanos. I can't even remember what he sounded like It's just yeah, he's a tough guy voice, you know, uh, but yeah, Thanos is in there and like again He's kind of a weird cartoon mix That's what he sounds like the uh The idea that they're gonna commit to this and tell like screams at me that like, okay You're that group chapter of all your choices being I am Groot for the entire chapter That's what everyone is going to of course. That's what they're doing

And you do not commit to that bit for the full episode unless you have something brilliant planned So like that is probably gonna be the best part of the entire thing Because it almost make or break everything exactly because it's a joke episode But then it can't be because it has to last hours So they're they have to have a brilliant idea being I am Groot and in like in quotations, they'll say like aggressive No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't have to you can just have I am Groot I am Groot question mark and then I'm all caps X explanation point Yeah, all caps. Excellent. You just you just apply

Different like you you just you denote how he says it. How about the strength? How about you there's no change to any of the women they all say I am Groot Rockets always with you and then rocket will say what Groot just said maybe but in this episode whenever Groot said I am Groot. He's like, ah, come on. You can't be serious I am Groot. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's gonna be really good I you don't plan this out with a fucking gimmick episode unless you have amazing shit planned. Yeah, no I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, and I think occasionally having like ellipses in there Maybe just like having one word at it like you have to make your choice not saying I am Groot is the right answer

Sometimes is a viable, you know, and maybe the last one will be a we You know we are Groot. Yeah Okay. Oh, I thought you meant like Yeah Oh, by the way, if you like Zelda animations check out plagues new thing because it's fucking hilarious. It's absolutely great It's good tutorial. Yeah. Oh, it's really good comedic timing. His animation on it is also like Way up there. Yeah, which reminds me I guess of Me finally going back to watch those the shorts on Dark Souls

Oh, and we finally can appreciate them even dark holes. Yeah Dark souls out of story you say and and and actually trying to understand what like I think understanding dark souls Like his earlier one has like something insane like three million views or something, but they're huge How's it feel see dark holes really kind of escapes me because that's Way higher level lore. Can I type that in safely? I know I don't think you can but If you would put the word plague in front of it a plague of dark holes Yeah, um, but anyway, I was telling you about this but right after gardens of the galaxy. I also Found a game that came out. Um

It's it's real It's called late shift and it's an FMV game It is straight up actors just talking and acting And it tries to be like this guy-richy thing and I Probably laughed harder at this than anything I've ever like played like and I just Tears down my face like everything hurts because You're just watching a movie and your choices are like run away or run away harder

And everyone's you're just basically plays this nerd who works in like a like a car park and just gets wrapped up in an international intrigue and mystery of stealing this ancient Ming vase And you you wound up like within 30 minutes of playing he's like, all right Well, I get his percentage of this of this crime now And I'm like that's a huge jump of someone that was working in a car park minimum wage And now he's like give me his money because he got shot. What era was this made in? Today. Oh, this is an FMV game made today today. Okay, and it looks like it because it's yeah Well, genres are no longer time locked. Uh pat. It looks like the cutscenes of um

Of a quantum break. Oh weird. Oh weird like so it's got that type of like super shiny hd Stuff so I feel like they do something with the depth of field to make them look like that I think so too. I know that we have the technology to make higher Like quality live action cut scenes these days, but I don't want to ever go past command and conquer They look like car commercials that you watch before movies. You have not gone back to watch those wait Also, woolly which command and conquer alert one. Yeah, did you watch the fucking cnc3 ones? No, because they were Fucking hilarious. Is that the one rick flair in them? Yeah. Yeah those. Oh, man, dude. They're uh, That's staring at a camera. There was a period

There was a fucking period during the cnc. I think it was the expansion era In which their marketing team got all the people including rick flair and I think it was jennon jameson There's porn star for sure to fucking do these live action skits explicitly as video responses to other games trailers on youtube Fantastic and the one that that brings to mind the best I remember hearing this on the bomb cast years ago And I went and found it was on the gears of war two trailer It's jennon jameson with a gun go careful. Yo cut anything off with that chains And that's like the whole video and then the fucking music plays at the end of ghost buy command and conquer three

Is that the era you want to go back to keep it keep it all there is that absolutely? I still think the cnc uh three Like cutscenes were great michael ironside and all the battle star galactica people Oh, yeah, that's like it's actually it's jenny It is it is just a higher quality with better actors version of the exact thing you're thinking of you should go watch summery uh Tim curry is a good no tim curry, but it's got michael ironside and uh katrisha heifer I think her name is as the the gdi people and they're killing it Okay, well, so this is gonna be difficult to say but this is what the game does. This is not my interpretation

This is just straight up the game. This is the game we we you get the ming vase Happens very early on and you have to go Sell it to mr. Wu. Of course you do you go into a uh chinese restaurant And the first guy that greets you says oh you want big table Give you a table reservation And i'm like are we at the library in david cages universe? We know we're in the south park It's still a mongorian beef place Okay, you're doing and it's a it's a it's an asian actor in this. I don't know what they were going for

But he's like no no mate. We came we came here to see the manager. Wait. It's english. This is in english. This is all british Oh, wow, this is so it's like a guy richie movie. I was starting to explain it. Oh, wow Uh, so then he goes. Oh, I don't know what mr. Wu And he's like well, maybe the queen will help you remember and then Literally the man says oh memory crearing So the chat explodes with memory broke memory at risk memory now creered

And that's when I when I lose it some people made some twitch clips of me Just crying and not being able to continue It's pretty funny. Um, I want this again. This is again. This is this is actually This is yes, this is made this year. There's an actual asian just ken junging it up. Yes kicking it up Michael baying it up. I'm just gonna kick this up a notch So that's where I basically ended. I want to continue it. What the fuck did you play that? What what when did you play that last week? Oh, that's wait? Oh my god I came out on xbox one. I didn't even fucking notice. It came out on xbox one and steam

I need to see these clips. No, we're gonna one of us is gonna have to play it It's like a two-hour game. I'm out. It's a movie. I'm calling it out. He's the first one There's a shotgun rules. Is that how that's how our reverse shotgun rules anyway Um, aside from that, I played ukulele a little bit more. Um, still having fun with it You guys know what the rare thing is for character design. Yeah, eyeballs on googly eyes So one of the enemies in this game is a bunch of bouncing eyeballs that wait for objects to be in its path to Attach to That is next level

And once you reach their their like territory, they go into snowballs. They go into boxes Whatever the eyeballs can attach to that's fucking get it. That is stellar plate. That is a plus So that's the strong. That's a that's a strong thing about that game It's like they appear on level one, but they're kind of hiding but whatever very strong And the last thing I kind of did was I I went down the Like wasted a day or two of watching the new mystery science theater Do you describe it as wasted because of the time or because do you feel like your time was wasted? Because of the time. Okay. I I actually really really enjoyed it

I flew around to different episodes and whatever and I kick started this but I did it's one of those kick stars Where I'm like, yep release it. I don't care. I put in the money. I don't I'm not going to look at updates or whatever I'm not following this. So I didn't know that patent oswald. Isn't it? I didn't know that Isn't it the villains modern modern day like like nerd icons? Yeah So in case you guys didn't know what this is is like a generation later We are the descendants of the people from the original or some of them are well Didn't they have the Kickstarter was being helped by the main yeah by Joel, but he's not in the show Oh

Really? They have a new guy and but the villains did they pull a fuller house on this thing? Kind of he's the main writer and designer where everyone watches the first episode and goes Ah, there's the old cast and then everyone leaves No, he doesn't occasionally shows up once or twice He shows up in the intro as like a as a as a suited guy. You can't even tell it's him But it's still like I'm really enjoying it. I was having some good belly laughs here and there Uh, some people were like with me where they're like, yeah, no, it's awesome. I'm really into some people like It's not like the old show and I'm like, well, it never could have been

They have to change references. They can't reference 80 shit. How old is mr. Science there like since 89 Yeah, it's not gonna be the old show There's no way but I do like since these are the villains at least are kind of descendants They will look at a book that say all right. How did we do this last time right? We send the movie to the guy now This is what my my my my grandma did to do this to him So we're gonna do it. They're like, all right. What's next on the list? How do we How do we replicate the old show? There's like a like a playbook

And it's just a funny joke that appears once or twice So I thought that was fun the the the three movies I watched because you know, they watch movies Where was the first uh episode? Reptilicus because that you know, that's a kaiju movie the only danish kaiju movie I believe the second was cry wilderness, which was Heal areas it was just about some dumb kid with a big foot that only he could see and no one would believe him And everyone has guns at all times and everyone Steaks up on people that are holding guns and taps them on the shoulder while they're in the forest trying to hunt something

Um, so the the the general joke is bang Because every time a kid taps and it's all on the shoulder they whip around their gun And I'm like, how is no one getting shot? and uh, the other episode was um King oh the lost wizards of the kingdom Which has music by james horner who made avatar music Music from titanic and everyone's baffled at how at how this happened And that was another really really good one. So I had a blast watching those

Uh, so I seen some people complain that there's too many jokes per second Like they don't get is it higher than it used to be? I think it is but like 80 percent of those jokes are hitting with me where I'm like these are these are making me laugh But I can understand someone not liking the rhythm of so many jokes. That'd be a nice problem. That'd be a nice problem to have You have an 80 hit rate and you're shooting a thousand per second Because that's that's the fucking anchor man problem where you can't watch the movie properly because you're laughing over the You're like you're missing two just because you're laughing at the third the third one

I had that with this where I was I was missing full like Full sections. That is a good problem to have. It's a great problem to have Do we have that problem? No, uh, we have had that problem In certain things, but not a whole lot. Um Yeah, like a david cage game might have that maybe yeah for a moment not moment to motley. Anyway, jokes All right, that's me Funny big funny coming in big big Wait for it's coming

It's pointing at the stands spay bruth it Home run Babe Ruth is a stand user. Did you check your twitter? Babe Ruth would be because he had a guy that ran the bases for him He didn't run them. Oh, what's Was his stand be casey at the bat? I feel pretty happy about that So some people might know I challenge star exorcist to draw a rob life felt girl

And she posted it. Why would you do this and it's rob life? It's rob life. I'll pun pun kill chan and it's quite special. Well, that's a hell of a challenge. Good job Is that at your twitter? Yeah, all right Uh She wrote I hate you matt here you go. Yeah, I feel like we get that a lot from people we work with Yeah, no, but star seems to be the target of a lot of matt's draw this creepy sex thing Because I moved on from plague plague's too busy. Yeah, well plague will do it without you asking Yeah, you wait long enough and plague will yeah because here's what here's what happens with most artists

You ask them for the thing and they go, what are you some kind of creepy sex pervert? You ask plague to do it and he gives it back to you and you go What are you a creepy sex pervert and then you know, but then now that we like besides like zonin stuff We're making friends with people like mr. Stake Oh, you know, you know, you know, it was a good fucking clip that I saw you just get it for free You know, what's a good fucking clip that I saw a few days ago Is fucking uh kira buckland and kyle. I forget his I forget his name But the voice actors for 2b and 9s are

twitching automata And during the credit somebody's like can we get some good anime grunts like you're being hit I heard about that. Yeah, and they start doing the oh no And then they both they just go. Oh, oh no shit. Oh god. Oh darn. Yeah. Oh darn I am way into this voice actors playing their own fucking games. Yeah This is a great idea Yeah, someone give me a voice acting job so that I can play that game later and add value

Yeah, I got a while. I want to watch that read a channel clip. I heard about that, but I don't want context spoilers though No, don't watch anything. I'm not like it. I've avoided it. It's all poison I've avoided it. You can look at 2b's butt art though. Yeah blood's big we need to um We need to somehow we've gotten it with everyone else, but we need to find a way to to Um exploit our friendship with mr. Stake and get some mr. Stake will regularly say I'm really sorry about what I post and that's fine. Do you follow Stake on twitter? Oh, yeah It's following Stake on twitter. It's like I need to I'm in a public. I gotta scroll fast. I need to slow down

I slow down when I see I like when I roll and at the top of the little twitter bar says mr. Stake retweeted I slow my finger roll. I'm like I appreciate it because it's pornography. It's fine. I appreciate it. Don't worry about it I got no problem. Well, his twitter profile does says that he retweets pretty ladies indeed. He does So, um, let's take a look at the news Hey guys, what are you singing? Would it happen to be nothing from no game? Would that be the song that you're having? It might be

It could be Okay, just check it. So like when we play that game, you can give the full start. Oh, yeah, we will about that And it's it's on the list for sure That's funny. That's so funny. You were you're very very upset so much because so much of that because so much of that Bit is off camera so that we so we have to actually oh boy Um, what's in the news mom? Well, let's start off. I just call you mom. Yeah Yeah, dad, what's in the news? All right, hold on a minute. Um Let's start out with, uh, patrice desilets ancestors. Oh, yeah

So we got to take I imagine they're french had a new trailer from panache games, which I still fucking love What a great name Just thq on this one too So, uh, there well, what's been happening is there the reboot develop? Um 2017 conference was happening in Croatia And that's where you want to announce your game. So that's where a lot of these These recent new stories have been coming from including, um Jonathan blow showing a little like demo for his thing and stuff like that

But patrice desilet talked about what is going on with ancestors and showed off a little trailer So one, um, the it's not going to be an episodic game anymore. It's now going to be like just a full thing um third person action set between 10 and 2 million years ago And uh, you basically control cool animals and things So, I mean the first awesome. Well, like we yeah, what we what we get to see of, uh His first look at it seems to just be Like straight up the 2 million years ago part

As opposed to the like recent history part because you're gonna straight up be a third person caveman or before caveman You're gonna be monkeys. You're swinging through the treetops. It's it's pretty interesting like almost assassins creed like and the one I uh, you have I'm guessing you haven't seen it till now pat. I have not okay I feel like to the trailer now. This is africa 10 million years now. This is just a guess I feel like patrice desilet is showing himself to be a very Backwards looking man. He likes the past. He's interested in the past Hey, what was going on back there a bunch of weird ass shit. What y'all you do? What y'all doing back there? This is cool. I should I think there's a lot of potential there because you can have gameplay sequences in which you

You discover fire and guess what you you discover a rock and a stick And guess what like that is something that I don't think we've really fully explored or exploited. Oh, no So so here's here's my question and this is very important. I I appreciate that as opposed to more future I like different settings is the final level of this game Going to be you're forging for food and there's a big fire that breaks out and it's horrible And then you look over and there's a t-rex with a gun pointed at your family It's gonna be hard for the t-rex and then dino bot picks up a stick And makes a hammer and then fucks megatron up

And then you pick up the stick and you're like now I have the stick. Is that the last level? I'm gonna assume it's not and then the date in the quarter that says two million C turns into ad And it just flips around You remember when dino bot saved the humans dino bot made the ultimate sacrifice And then they bloop the moon and then he gave him he went off on a soliloquy while he was doing it Dino bot's a great hero. Fuck dino bot. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. He's the best. Why did you just go fuck dino bot? My brain just that sentence made fair little my brain my brain meant to say it made no sense mom

No, I always hated a shield because it didn't make a ton of sense. No, it was really dumb for a toy Like that was supposed to be shield. It was supposed to be a shield. It's like a fucking tube Sort in one hand and then spinning But it's the only thing they could do with this stupid tail. So it made no sense. No, it's terrible. It was terrible But dino bot wasn't terrible. Dino bot was not terrible. He was very I liked him best when he had a shotgun He had a shotgun once I like how he uh pretty much stayed the same He's the only one that's completely said the same whole time didn't change Just rocked it the whole way through. Well, he was super popular. Yeah, he was because he was dino bot

Yeah, you're the you're you know, he's basically piccolo. Yeah or vegeta. Yeah, vegeta Piccolo piccolo Piccolo even though he did start as a decepticon. Well, that's yeah. Well piccolo started as a decepticon all right. Sorry, uh, Predator Predacon Predacon. So yeah, um That's that's that's what the decepticons the predacons and the maximals were so much smaller than the auto pots and the decepticons Because they're little animals. Uh, they're the the protoforms that the that they came from were just like a smaller Oh, okay. That's that there's little guy and it was way and it was it was um way

God way in the future which turned out to be way in the past. Yes Starting to hate starting to hate it again. No. No starting to hate that part. No, don't it's good. Okay. It's time portal Sure. They have that fragment of the golden disc that they spin. They found the ark So what else we got come on the stores. I don't like thinking about that part It's the part. I don't like about these wars. Optimus Prime You no longer Shoot some in the face. Come on. It's the best version of the time I'm just gonna go back in time and shoot him in the face when he's asleep. You no longer exist

That was awesome. So this is described as pre-alpha footage, of course Because pre-alpha footage more like pre-alpha humanity wire frames see jokes per minute. No text. We're getting there. We're getting there jpm I hope no one comes out of a business meeting to fuck this I'm sure someone hates it right now. It's self published It's an indie game basically. So I don't see how that happens Um, I know I always got the idea the the feeling that somebody at ubisoft like fucking hates patrice Dissalé for the how he got treated during all that. Well, I mean they they loved him for his ideas at first

Yeah, and then they were like that's how that happens and they don't like how much of a rebel he is That's how that's going back to the past. What a rebel. It's an it's a business story as old as time itself time rebel Edison and and and the other guy tesla And you see how that fucking works You literally just demonstrated why how fucked up that entire thing is That other guy With the better fucking idea and the magic powers that died penniless. Yeah, well Fuck history sucks history sucks history is not good. Hopefully patrice can show us how history didn't suck

Let's uh, I want to see a shark eat an ape in that game. So last week we talked about Nintendo nests. Didn't we talk about this? Didn't we call this? We very explicitly called this but then again, this is something that most people I remember saying I didn't even think about So I I would I would call this a soft call But here's the because yeah, like when I said, oh, I bet they're gonna do this That wasn't an independent idea people have been talking about this certainly also that we don't have the source of the source on the rumor But we're talking about the rumor that the snest mini is going to come out Uh at some point soon and it's currently under development. Are you ready to buy this from a scalper the idea that it's going to be

Launching in time for Christmas of this year I think but this is but this is a rumor that um is coming from a source that euro gamer has So they're pretty solid on it. Yeah, but you know, we have we have nothing else besides that right so But I mean it's a smart idea But I will say that there was a great video that explained A lot of where the nest mini came from um at last time we talked about it There was a video it's basically explaining how um The reason why this is being treated the nest mini was treated the way it was is if you look at the release window for this thing

It was less than a year, which is which is crazy doesn't make a ton of sense, right? And it was cut uh, it was they got rid of it immediately after or like a month or so after the switch launched, right? It's a it was a marketing tool It's a promotional tool is really just to get eyes on the switch So unexpectedly hyper popular. Yeah, and the idea that and and when you do the cost breakdown on it They make very very little on each one sold. In fact, they lose money Oh, really sold so the idea that well that makes a little more sense the idea that they were charging like 60 dollars Yeah, but when but when you consider the amount of games on it and then again the different published licenses

from different publishers and such third parties, you know, they're they're losing money on each one sold for 60 bucks Uh, and at the end of the day the only reason why you would sell at a loss like that would be to Have the marketing push they got out of it, which was massive. I don't get it. So they were successfully NES mini Help market the switch Because it gets because it gets people who were never even thinking about nintendo To come to come back because that was the whole point and it and it worked the new nintendo item is the hottest thing You kids can't buy the frenzy bled outside of the gaming world

Into the mainstream and became a store it became a story on normal news Sure, but that's more of a thing that I think is like in theory rather than What what's the hard data on that? Well, there is no hard data on that because you never know how much that like The only way you would ever know how much that worked is if you never released it at all and then seen how the switch would have Well done worse or better. Oh in terms of like how much it helps. Yeah. Yeah, I know you who knows, right? You can't you can't you can't possibly know that but that doesn't mean it's not worth doing because You know that their marketing did work because People were lining up outside of fucking stores for hours

Of course, and I always thought that's because it was just a good deal And you can see but and you can see how it did hit the mainstream news cycle And people were talking about it My dad came up to me and asked me if I could get a an s classic for my nephew Like before it came out and I said no because you're like, oh, yeah Again people that are not in the normal gaming news cycle are hearing about this thing So that worked and like you there's no way to tell how much the switch would have done better or worse without it But it's certainly like why even bothers. Well, I it couldn't have hurt

Why exactly it would never hurt so a bit like what I'm saying is like I just feel like if the any because I don't have an anys many I've never even seen a running whenever I've been with someone that has it running I'm like can we play it and it's like no because you're going to try to take it It's a good on you But if you boot it up, maybe like I don't know how the os even works But like if there's a main menu set the games like why not have a trailer that says our switch trailer Uh, I I have I have the famicom version and um, it doesn't really have anything like no

No, no, and I know it doesn't but I'm like that's something where I could be like that must have helped But yeah, if you had a little advertising a little trailer for But but but like simply I don't know but simply existing and being like a nintendo thing that is in the in the Consensus and not a consensus in the in the zeitgeist. You know what I mean? That's part of the conversation Automatically gets people thinking and looking at and talking about nintendo and that's all you really want to do When you make a marketing tool, you know, I'm thinking of I'm thinking about putting a demo in your big game for your other game Putting revenge and step out and and and zone of the enders. That's what I'm thinking But you're thinking about but you're thinking about that for for the gaming audiences. Yeah, that's who you're not thinking about those

Mainstream plebs that don't listen to this podcast. Yeah, we're we live in that world. We breathe that news That's day in day out. You know, like we're in we're in so deep That it's difficult to understand what it's like not being in this bubble Yeah, this is people who have like played a bit of madden I suppose or some first person shoot or something whatever league maybe and then just completely ignored All video game things and then they're hearing about oh shit on old ness. Oh man urban champions. Yeah fun stuff You know and it worked. I remember hogan's alley me and my little brother used to play that back when we were fetuses So this that's mini idea then

While it is a possibility and it would do gangbusters if they sold it properly It's not They what they don't have anything to market besides just switch. Yeah, so that's why the first reason makes less sense to me now because what's the Unless they're retooling the super mini to be an actual to be an actual product. So that makes sense then I I saw a lot of they are I I saw a lot of real comments calling me like what is basically a stupid idiot for My point of view of like nintendo's like limited availability of these items and I feel like I should clarify one thing I'm not saying that nintendo is intentionally

Creating items to be rare and sold to scalpers. I'm saying they constantly Constantly not understand their own demand And under ship the things that people want and over ship the things people don't now a counterpoint to that discussion We had last time as well was that the we had that problem But the we you they made too many Way too many so that was bad. Yeah, so literally taking that same philosophy over to the we you Yeah, the the kicked them in the day the one time it kicked them in the day one time They overproduced was the one that didn't go crazy sell gangbusters

So then instead of burning all that money and the video game industry has always been fucked up like this because of the crash Due to fucking trash a car Atari cartridges So instead of burning that money away they go back to being conservative Now I feel like games are getting better because with more and more and more and more games being bought digitally or entirely digitally The idea of like oh this game is just now too rare to buy is becoming like A stupid idea of the past. If you want to play it just make space on your hard drive. Yeah. Yeah But like now we're into the hardware era of like there are a lot of pieces of hardware of gimmick I guess I'd call it coming out and

Yeah, I don't I would want a nest mini, but I'm not going to get one. I can't now I'd like a super nest mini, but I mean I don't think I'm going to get one because I don't have the nest mini and I need to have all of them because that's how I am So, yeah, I I I don't know. I think don't even get me started. I think where's the jaguar mini? Can we not no, I think uh, I think it would look fine It look it would look cool. I I want a super nintendo mini like I don't even care what games are on it because I know They're all gonna be at least be there's gonna be at least one abject piece of shit. I hope they have phalanx Make sure you have to stare at the cover before you play it virtual box art

I just uh phalanx a master system game. No No, I'm thinking of those. Okay. No phalanx the old man on the banjo and that's all it is Okay with the ship in the background. Fuck that game has got weird bad box art. They they got your attention. We're talking about it Yeah, you'll never forget. All right. Let me go buy a brand new copy of phalanx then I uh, yeah, I but to go back on it. I think that it's uh, they would have to either retool it to be profitable or Or do or make a change To how they're putting this out because yeah the what is the purpose besides

Getting people to talk about the switch again at christmas It maybe then they'll learn the thing like hey, we can have two existing things like a high priced New console or not high priced but like, you know comparatively we have this thing for current stuff but if you want old shit here it is but Uh, I think what will really and it does undermine the e-shop That's the thing is that I don't think this is real until e3 happens That if nintendo reveals what the e-shop will be uh, sorry the virtual console will be Then this rumor will make either less sense or more

What do you think the odds are that they will have a fucking like subscription model e-shop virtual console for For the switch. Do you think play as play any games you want for the subbed? Yeah Is the answer that question like zero percent? Is that because if they if they put out Of you know their subscription service like sony and microsoft dude, it's like 10 bucks a month or whatever And you know you get your cloud saves and shit, but also you have access to all your virtual console shit

That would be valuable. I don't see it being the only choice you have I think you could still be able to you'd still be able to buy the individual games, but do you see them offering it? Do you think they'll yeah, okay, but I could see it being limited though. I I think to certain games I think that the like the like chance of party games I think the chance of that is zero But it's what I want because games for gold and uh ps plus has their version of that They do and I think the nintendo answer would probably be yeah some classics. Maybe but um I wouldn't see it being the entire thing that that yeah, that's too much value

It actually is Unless they're making no money unless they had a different monthly price point impossible, you know Um Oh, there's been stuff added to that. There's a 3d. Oh many band at a story Um, do you want to talk about it right now? Yes, I know what you is that what that is there was a new piece of news Okay, so um if you're just jumping ahead we'll load up Uh, my bad wolves. That's fine. I'm just a little excited because it's a little exciting Why would you be excited? Uh, there's there's teasing about a possibility of vanquish pc teasing is right

So early earlier today Bayonetta was updated and has a vanquish avatar inside its extras folder. Why would that be there? Probably because vanquish is coming to the pc. I believe it runs on a similar engine as to bayonetta That's a really good idea Oh, what the fuck was that? Nothing. We're a ghost from your past. So here's what's more So that that'd be great that vanquish comes to the pc. That'd be super great What's more interesting is that platinum games is YouTube channel is uploading bayonetta clips today that are short clips in which characters repeat themselves three times

I don't get it it's a band out of three Platinum is uploading clips in which characters are saying things three times three times in a row. Yes Like repeating themselves like what's an example? I haven't watched them yet. People are just telling me about it If I had audio on this I could Who's funding it? Sega probably Nintendo probably you think they'd go you think it's standard Nintendo If Nintendo smart, yeah, they just they're the the bayonetta amiibo is not going to be released for months yet

Hmm Switch Bayo 3 Could that be a thing? I hope I mean why not? I don't care as long as it exists I would like it to be multi-platform doesn't even matter. You're gonna have it in your hands playing it and it's gonna be fun Who cares? Well, I want to be able to play it in the future as well With my Wii U in the trash. That's kind of hard to play bayo 2 right now. It's not actually you make it hard When something exists i'm happy

Um That's cool. That's really the only person that makes that hard as you You're not wrong in that it would be games on pc. You know, it would be cool It would be optimal to have a pc version. I'm not gonna pretend. That's not the case It would be really and I'm not and I'm not crazy to think that considering the whole point of this discussion is about a PC port of bayo, but but I I hope that's what we get

But in the likelihood that it's just a nintendo funded thing where we don't get that I'm not gonna not i'm not gonna be upset at that. Oh, I'll be bummed out. No, I'm happy that that exists That's still fucking great. It's the it's the difference between awesome news And fucking radical news. I just don't understand where the nintendo push is coming from Maybe Maybe I mean the idea that nintendo would be behind a bayo 3 because they're still putting out their own bayo merchandise This year was too. Yeah, but are not are not those for smash or whatever. Sure

They are but was too a bad idea for them For whom for nintendo? No So why would not sega to do it themselves so they can actually put it on multiple platforms because it's sega Well, that's fair and and you know, they would have done it themselves prior to to coming out You know if it was up in the air sega the company that refused to make bayonetta 2 if it was up in the air It's because sega didn't do it. Yeah Apparently the pc port of bayo 1 has actually done quite well like for for an old port of an old game

Yeah, it's all like 100,000 copies. Yeah, yeah, which is Encouraging. Yeah, I I hope it's not exclusive But if it turns out to be at least we're getting bayo 3 absolutely, you know the bottom and it's on a better system than the Wii U this time. Yeah. Yeah, which you can carry around with you and then get a controller and do all your good shit. So Yeah, that's sure But vanquish though, I don't know about character saying stuff three times and it meaning anything Why would you ever upload a weird like short clip of character saying Something three times your youtube channel unless you were teasing something the only thing that gives me pause is that we are

Getting very close to e3 and that timing makes me think that's more like well. What about in game magazines? What do you mean? Like what if it's it we're getting close to the reveal being in game magazines this month Hey, I don't know why that still makes me laugh after after the berserk. I'm not gonna fucking challenge it after what berserk After after me looking at a two second teaser and going oh, it's totally berserk And it wasn't just me it was other people and willy going that's that's the most obscure tease ever and you were right To say that the most evil muso game right and it's like no Japanese publishers and and developers will put just The most obscure hints ever out there to be like here's it I mean

I'm I'm certain that that little avatar means that there's a vanquish port coming because why else would it be there? But we're talking about a 22 kilobyte fucking image file in an extras folder as the hint Because because here's the thing like the only thing that makes you think it's not it is because there are There is a president of a company that owns the rights to several characters or games Just wanting to put like oh, we have a selection of avatars for this game Ah, I put Sam Gideon in there. What because why not that's under our banner And they just need to fill out some stuff. So hey, let's put a little image

Do I hope it's like a re-release of vanquish? Absolutely Well, hold on now then are there other characters included in that update? Is there no just Sam then? Yeah, definitely definitely. Hey, give me two seconds. I'm gonna watch one of these clips. Okay That's all right Uh Okay, well I'm doing research. Yeah, I know it's just pulling out your phone on the podcast is never none of us do that I really just

Well, he's never done that. Okay. Well, I'll talk about something Pat doesn't give a shit about in the meantime Um, I will talk about the Earthbound no, um, we're getting metroid Kirby Oh, yeah, what is this? So there's there's some sort of fucking platinum Okay, yeah, no that's bio three for sure It's literally just like clips that have been stitched together in a video Are they saying the words are did they take bits of other words and when you put them together? They say three over and over again. No, but okay, because then I'd be

So why is there a Kirby fighting game? There's a Kirby fighting game made by platinum? Uh, again, huh? No action fighting game is coming out this year. How uh, basically It was an announcement direct. So there was a yeah, they announced to be uh, Kirby flash deluxe He is curvy and and Kirby clash deluxe well from what I it looks exactly like what they had in the as the extra mini game It is just that sold separately. Yeah, okay. So I've yeah, I've already played that a bit then. Yeah So that's that's a decent and then there's Kirby's blowout blast and blowout blast is a 3d world sounds like an xpok related thing it does

But it's a three. It's a blowout blast is the 3d Adventure thing that they have going on. Oh, you mean like his destroyed asshole. I took you a little bit, but you got there I'm happy you figured it out I got to the big destroyed asshole like per minute the per prophecy foretold I'm excited and uh, they are and they're saying that there's an unnamed Kirby project Yeah, during the direct they were like action fighting. They're like there's also another Kirby game But you get no information on that Fuck it. Awesome. They moved on I I feel like one of the an actual fighting because that'd be awesome

Well, there was a Kirby fighter in triple deluxe. Yeah, there was like a versus thing It was a part of it and it was great and I feel like like one of the only people that's still like, yeah More I don't care. Well, you're a huge Kirby thing. You love it. Yeah I've played like two Kirby games and I like them because you know I have no deep love for but you know what the thing is is like as much as they keep making them and as many as there are They don't suck. Mm-hmm. They're fun. I just find them kind of samey That's true It's the same as I and and and Kirby I find just a little too saccharine for my taste sometimes

It's the robot man though. Yeah. No, I bought I bought robo bot, but I haven't played it yet Robo bot. I like that Kirby's epic yarn. That's my favorite. Um, because it gave me all the money So basically the new the new Kirby games, um, you know, I've mentioned it a couple times But they're like Fantastic in the sense that like they actually do you should have played return to dreamland like when we had a chance Like on all four They they have a very huge like upward fucking momentum in action and

As you go on like yeah, and and and exactly and that's in the you know that you know that you know that amazing, um Um subspace emissary shit. Yes, you swing upwards to that crazy Kirby stuff. Really? Yeah I see and it's a really fun time especially in robo bot in role But the end of triple deluxe is like that as well I never got that far in triple deluxe. So, you know, like they they fucking get they go places, man. Um Yay. Yay at that Uh here Also, there's some other um new game announcements and or trailers and teasers for things

So such as so friday the 13th. Yes now Uh got a date what May 26 25th, I believe Oh Pardon me for asking what I'm certain is a dumb question. Hmm is may 26th. It is not There there's no because because there's only like two a year Because guess what guess what every marketing guy that has that fucking license tries to fucking do. Yeah. Yeah

Now the last time they got that which is the friday the 13th reboot was on a um Well, I believe was on a friday the 13th. I might be wrong, but it made like a Stupid amount of money october 13th of this year is going to be a friday That's that sucks because that's that's in october. That's the next one. So they should have done that one Well, they want the money now. So so I can understand that I was talking to developers of this game They had to take because guess what I'm in there deep and uh Um Like this is coming out of its base package like the may 25th

But it's it's whole single player component Which i'm super happy exists is coming out a bit. Do you play as jason on the single player? No idea They reveal no details about but that's coming out a bit later in the summer Didn't this fuck over the the kickstarter games from before that we talked about? It fucked it over where it they they Did a lawsuit type thing where before this was ever announced last year which which i kickstarted still being made I got an update about it the other the other day. That's actually going to come out this year for sure What was it called? It was called last year and they had a character design that was just literally jason just slightly different

And then between a long pro pro tract protracted like here's what we're going to do We're going to you're going to do this going to do that's that to redesign whatever all of their monsters There was another yeah, there's another one called camp something camp something come camp slaughter or something like that And then of course there's dead by daylight and all that But uh, so we're seeing some real wipeouts in this trail. Yeah, people get big wipeouts huge wipeouts Oh, did you guys see the the redesign love that Jason in this? Oh, i'm looking at him right now. I'm looking at him. No, no, no, they have they have an alternate

They have tom savini sex machine Okay, i'm uh from uh from desald on uh, he did all the makeup and all the old friday the thirteens He made a scorpion version of Jason where he's just brimming with like lava under his skin. It looks so fucking cool And he has chains all around him. I'm surprised because like I would expect them to go for like an until dawn type um Gameplay uh direction, but instead it's the i'm seeing I saw some last of us card It looks very dead by daylight car hot car hiding and uh item windows and and whatnot. Yeah, um But maybe that's what the single player will be no idea

Okay, but uh, yeah, so but so this this was the game that fucked over those other games Uh, at least one of them. Yeah, and prior to being and didn't fuck them over into cancellation or anything Just kind of delayed their progress of them and made them change their licensing Like I said last year had to change like all their villain designs to be something else And I'm not sure if it did anything to date dead by daylight. Okay. You excited for this Yes, I am because I did play the the online beta a little bit and uh, it was it was hard to get a match because everyone was Jamming up the surface. This was game was like number two on twitch for a week or something. Okay, uh, and I liked what I played So I'm looking forward to it. I really want to do the single player though

Uh, also announced was the well actually out today Out today out today. I like those announcements Is uh outlast two. Yes out to out tomorrow today I think tomorrow man. You're streaming tonight. Yes. Okay. Okay. All right. All right, but it's out on tuesday officially Ah, I see that's what fooled him. You're right. How'd you manage that today? Oh, is it because the outlast two guys are Fucking cool streaming. We can't do that gimmick anymore Well, when I went too much all comic-con they invited me to play the game in front of an audience Oh, I remember that. Yeah

So, uh, yeah, no, I I said, well, did you guys have a code and they did so Hey, I want to point out that outlast two outlast two continues Strongly a trend that matt and I when we did the shitstorm. I fucking love and that's like Moving from asylums to weird hillbilly mutant fucking ghost shit. I like it moving from asylums to the white family Well, yeah, but like deep americana like Old god shit is cool is good stuff Uh, and I'm like a swamp. I think this is taking place more if I recall it's like more in the arizona desert Which is also cool. God. I hate torture acts

Yeah, really? You hate let's luger. Yeah. No like like oh as far as As far as like as far as torture ideas go. Yeah, like to be somewhere way more like I'm really I'm really short So there's probably like a second that I'd be like, yeah Uh, being how about being drawn and quartered drawn and courted is like Objectively the worst that because that's what torture act makes me feel, you know No, those are separate things. No, but they're but they have the same results except drawn and courted is way worse Just drawn and courted has no equal. Yeah You might need to look the subway about the price

But the other thing that's coming out along with outlast two is the outlast trinity pack Which is outlast one outlast whistleblower and outlast two for 50 bucks. That's a good goddamn deal I think that's what it is. It might not be 50 dollars. That's actually outlast Uh, it's it's called outlast power of two to the power of three. No Square power to square exactly outlast exponent two I think that comes out tomorrow to officially like in a physical version as well Which is cool reviews are in and they're positive. Yeah Yeah

Good for you outlast Good for you. Montreal independent developer Uh, doing a better job than a non independent developer a few, you know, uh, who do you mean? I was fucking I get to pick a couple actually I could have said Warner Brothers too, but they're not so bad. They're also the ones that are publishing this Oh, hey, they're not so bad at all. I guess Did you finally fucking watch the

War of Mordor? No, I forgot you should go in the other room and watch it and come back. Is this what we're doing? It's really long Well, let's take a break. No, we're doing this live also. Okay. Your homework is next week. Watch it before the next Okay, just like your homework was to play practice for honor for two months. Hey, it's still a funny video It sure is it was it was it's a really wacky goofy fucking. Is it wacky goofy? Yes, it's over the top with how much gameplay is happening per second I didn't expect that to be described as wacky goofy. Oh, it's really over the top I tell the willy you might find this funny. It's kind of wacky and he proceeded to laugh in the exact places

I laughed so here here's you know, it's nuts in your mouth The first 100 speed run of breath of the wild shut this is You want to take some guesses? It's like 50 hours and 24 minutes 49. So you saw the news start. Yeah, I saw I just don't remember the disgusting. It's filthy 50 fucking hours on a speed run for a hundred percent Get out of here every car. Yeah, that's every car out here That's still impressive what you really think about. Well, and it's super impressive. Here's the thing It's but that's how big the fucking game is. Here's the thing is like Breath of the wild normal speed runs are totally

Unimpressive because the game is built to do that. Yeah So they're like, but this is speed runners now go. Well, what about the you know, because there's always the fastest completion There's a hundred percent But this is just a frame of reference for anyone who wanted to actually get 120 And and shrines and and get as close to completion as possible at 119 Yeah, if you want to get as complete as complete as possible Realize that the fastest you can do this be lining is going to be 50 the corax seeds are most of that. I imagine Oh for sure. I don't know

But like just doing the straight lines again And I think is actually more interesting that people can keep finding if people can keep Whittling that down Of course because you don't have to watch because you don't have to watch 49 hours of it. Well, no, that is more interesting No, no that but also like I I find the fact that you can go towards him Like as soon as you like basically can and people finding ways to just shave more and more time off until a glitch is found Yeah, so there's no good way to get off the plateau Because until you get the glider the the the world outside the plateau is actually an enormous infinite kill box

Okay, um, and and so the the other thing is that usually when you use towards speed run it entails a length fast Sit and watch a thing. That's correct. Now. Did this man actually no, there's no way that he There's assuredly he sat and he did boop and he starts the run and then he goes boop and he's like runs over for the day So there are milliseconds wasted During this 40 years there always is you know when you watch the guys do the dark soul speed runs and they have to tap the button for the boss completion Because I mean like that's that's a real hardcore two days straight That's just you know par for someone putting food in his mouth while he chew it for me. Yeah, spin it in my mouth

Just just pour the the liquid uh strong fucking Uh blender steak. Yeah Um, that's crazy man. That's fucking crazy. So Yeah, I want to see somebody discover a bug in which you backflip through a tree and you get all 900 core oxides It's possible And then the highly and low shows up And a star and then you know what you fucking get for 900 core oxides. We know we both we vote all three of us now Don't say it what you actually get. Yeah item that you require. Yes. I know

I know what you get for the 120 shrines. I don't know what you get for the seeds. You get a big gold pile of shit Okay literally Literally a big pile of shit Fuck you completionists A golden turd for your efforts That's what you get So they teased us earlier, but here we get to see a look at it is uh sf 5 is getting the iconic

Thailand stage no one wanted because they thought they're going to get the other one Yeah, I don't care about that stage. You don't like bison stage. No I love sagat stage sagat stage the one that matters. I just mean this is like I love this one too This is getting iconic japanese stage and you get like dance Yeah, no, I care. I care nothing for bison. Oh, that's such to me. This is top three. I love this You're really not even my top 10. Wow. Okay, not not gonna say you're wrong or anything So got stage absolutely reused stage. Yeah, but you can understand when it says like legendary Thailand stage most people would want a giant Buddha laying there and not bison stage. That's that's all it's all in there

That's what I'm thinking. Fair enough. I the stage looks great The problem with that is obviously sagat's not in the game. I've always yeah, there's that I've always always always like this and and we've seen different angles of the of the giant statue like they've They know that that's a huge. Yeah, there's that alpha one on that. You're at the feet. You're at the head Yeah, for sure. There's like two alpha ones. There's the one in alpha one and then there's the weird one in alpha three, I think Um, you you fight all over that buddha and that buddha is loving it But I I I always felt that like the uh, there's reused stage and then the four King stages just blew the rest out of the water

I really I really liked right here reused stage in alpha two, which is like on the snowy mountains Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And there's like a veil and you're real. That's the farthest you ever get from the castle Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I like it. It's way way in the back there I have a little summer home up in the mountains And then there's also the student costumes. So you get or a bad show Ryu You get on a roll chenlee still missing since July 2016 the classic and you get I hate my dad jury and a brookie Get hot topic jury. She hates her dad She looks like she belongs to mad gear

Yeah, or she looks like um a bit like misa misa actually Huh Yeah, so that's cool Uh, I hope that we do eventually get the the big statue stage though. That'd be fun or Or we go to the alpha stages and we get the goddamn field. I just want the field the field would be great Akuma's akuma's is close, but it's not it's not no It's not barren. It's gotta be a goddamn empty field And but but you know what the problem is is if you if the grass hides feet

Then you can't then that stage is banned because you can't see birdies can Just have them be in a little clearing in the field. That's it. Yeah But I also want the fucking just put movement wilderness one in every game or have a highlight Have a highlight so that like like the parts of the no, that's ugly. Just clear just have them be on like a dirt patch Yeah, that's it. That's all you gotta do. That's fine. I'd accept that too. I wouldn't mind a metro city stage This is the fight patch in the past which one in particular Uh, I liked the alpha 3 one that guy Alpha 2 is really good

But alpha 3 when the guy was just under a bridge and like haggars like way in the back and it's like a really nice color scheme I know that one. Uh, I the alpha 2 one is really good Which is like literally Like a bit of a chunk of a final fight background then everyone's there But they kind of did that already in street fighter 4 with the mad gear Hideout and I'd say second impact in shan stage where you see mad gear Uh, you see a metro city as well from the basketball court is pretty dope. Yeah, that's a good one Uh, we also have the news that hey if somehow you didn't

Get it starcraft and brood wars are just now free. They're free now are just free no gimmick No thing the game is just free if you want them remastered with much better visuals the remaster versions coming Yeah, exactly the brood wars free the brood wars free. Hey come get your free starcraft Those are those are free to you. Those are classics. I'm not going to pay for it. Come get your free starcraft get your free. Hey It's free star Um I'm actually going to pick up those remastered versions because I really like the single players of those games And then I'm probably going to play through starcraft 2 because I never played through the

zerg or protest campaigns for those Uh, one of the funnest things is uh, they actually patched Uh, it's not here in this in this story, but one of the things they patched Is the fucking 80s carrigan bug where when you're loading up You're loading at brood war and you see the the color gets all corrupted and fucked up on the loading screen They fixed it. So you don't get that weird bug. Are you serious? You know what? You know the one I'm talking about. Yeah I'm long enough. Yeah, they finally patched and fixed it. It's like one of the first things So that's actually gone. So this isn't uh, this isn't on the news ticker

But uh, here's the storms getting a huge update tomorrow and it's all the monetization stuff It's all how that that that money stuff works and it they're turning it into more overwatch But they have one new feature in it that overwatch doesn't have which overwatch should get and all of these games should get And it's where you can spend a very small amount of the currency that you would get from duplicates To re-roll the chest you just got Small amount of the currency from duplicates So you know when you you know an overwatch when you get when you get a chest only that amount and it's trash. Yeah What if you spent like

50 c's or whatever to re-roll that chest cool. I think that's a way better idea And they're also giving out Free loot boxes for every level that you got in a character Before the update. Yeah. Well, we're hitting the point where people that are collecting everything are like starting to have a really hard time Oh, they're starting to have a problem, you know anything that is decent for them. Oh, I played that overwatch. It's good Yeah, it's a lot fun. Also the um and then shit like the blizzcon bastion if you're really a completionist or like The event the event ones are always like it fucked Those tickets are sold by lottery. Yeah, so

And the first patch in over eight fucking years is 80s character face on the loading screen. That's amazing Finally, well, it's it's when they when they had uh What the fuck was it one Diablo two got like the 1.14 patch. It was 11 years in making That's hilarious like blizzards crazy with their support um Why the fuck not I like I like the 80s character and face and you had you had eight years to appreciate it Yeah, it's true. It's true. I haven't played starcraft one in eight years, but sure

Uh, this next story makes me a little bit sad. Oh, no, we'll make me happy Well, there was some good news about sometimes that happens The good news about n plus plus is that it got 4,000 new levels. So that's crazy Yeah, I know I understand But the bad news is that nintendo seemingly doesn't want it on the switch. Oh, well And basically where that came from was a reddit post Uh, that was talking about the idea of an n plus plus showing up as a perfect switch game As I I think it would be a fucking great one, you know on the go all that all that same the same reasons why, um

Binding of isaac is a great switch game. Well, yeah, but by and I'm not I know I look we get it You don't like n plus plus. That's fine. But it's a good game. So, um, Anyway, I stopped myself. You did and I I applaud your story I applaud your total. You're right about it. It does make me happy Uh, so on reddit, basically someone from meta net showed up and just basically explained that, uh, they were contacting nintendo About this and they gave the go ahead before they started developing reporting Uh, but then they've been for a couple months now They've been trying to you know, see if they can get this happening and nintendo replied and told them that they're focusing on games

That'll sell systems right now Which is wolf. That's cold. That's wolf even all even even with my like, uh, that's cold You were cold as ice I don't know. This doesn't make any sense to me. Why is binding of isaac okay, and I consider binding of odd isaac is is massive It's I know I know it's it's got a thing But like n plus it has just as and and to add a big community to answer your question They're very similar I don't know because they very similar but I get what you mean They are like indie level based like kind of random

But I I don't know but for some reason isaac is like super super phenomenon and and plus has its Dedicated community, but they got to work on system sellers like one two switch Well, that's a nintendo first party. They get away with everything. Of course they do, you know I'm just um, I'm bummed out and that and that sucks because that's a that's a hard thing to Oh, yeah, fucking just get plastered out in your face. What would you buy a switch for one n plus plus? Would I would I buy a console for it? No Was it it's not exclusive to that console? No, no Yeah, sick burns, but it would add a lot of value to my existing switch. Yes

Very much like but they already got your money though Wait, no, it would it would it would uh sway my decision if I saw it alongside other things Oh, this is like I tested an n plus game for months. So like I like n plus But like I got no real big desire to go back I understand. I know. I know I'm in the minority. I like I said well billy I didn't know I did some um billy's not here right now, which is good because if I said I didn't like n plus I have a feeling he'd run in here and punch me in the face No, he'd jump off the wall a bunch of times that motherfucker's crazy bad

I I yes, so like I just fucking played it back when it was a flash game for hours on end and Well, it is really really similar to fighting. Why is it? Yeah, it was back when it was just called n. Yeah, you know and billy played a ton of it as well and he um Actually got in touch with meta net over like like bugs and stuff because their their port to I think the DS was really really bad and he complained and they basically said yeah, we know. We're sorry. Here's some cool stuff It was a bad port. You know what will not make nintendo want to then put your game on their console Blowing the mop over at shit that is probably understood you shouldn't talk about yeah, well

It's just I don't know word to the wise nintendo. This happens before he talked about it No, I know but now what he means it's a bridge burner It's a bridge the problem with nintendo is that they're also a master bridge burner. They are I Guess but it's also weird to hear that when you jump up on the shop and it's like yeah, we're here's wacky wacky seven And here's a bunch of weird ass 98 like that's why that's why it makes no sense to me. Yeah So I don't where is the truth? Well, it's not where's the truth. It's more just like

What is it gonna hurt by having a little box that says n plus plus if you want it exactly You know And the nintendo I don't think I don't think meta nets lying the nintendo ninjas are jealous that these there are other ninjas They're just they're they're being weirdly selective. I mean that's one case. Why how nintendo wacky wacky seven That's gonna sell switches and I love wacky wacky seven if it was the only place you could play it I think you would buy the system for that Let's say if maim didn't exist. It's crazy Yeah, well fucking a slap happy was on there. Where's where's where's uh

Windjammer's original, you know, which neo-geo does have the ability. You know what I checked it out Windjammer's is almost on no compilations ever. No, it was it never ever. I don't think it ever came out on anything Which was the big that's why it had a big reason why the resurging because like wait how this one just got No, I just assumed it was on some s and k collection on the ps2 You'd have a better fucking chance of playing those weird golf games prior to Giant bomb bringing it up to everybody The only way you had of like knowing about this game is if you did what I did with my brother back in the day And just go down that neo-geo and just do every single one. I thought you're gonna say we went out to the beach

We grabbed a frisbee. We made an arena And we started windjamming. We just went down that neo-geo uh game list and let jam caught up So whatever looked interesting. What was that game last week that says that literally said just jam Oh god, I forgot start jamming. Yeah, these are new. Yeah, whatever Hyper hyper disk thrower hyper jammer mothman can tell you. Yeah. Yeah uh speaking of free mm

There's uh, oh, yeah, I got that Kentucky route zero is apparently an amazing point and click. Yep. And if you have twitch prime, it's free So get it. Yes. Say go get it. Go get only one downside. What's that? You have to use the twitch like Fucking steam equivalent Which is which is what twitch is twitch has a twitch slash amazon has its own like game steam game app thing And it's like it's like when um Uh fucking what game came out for free from epic Then it was like only on origin uh under toe

Uh, no, I know what you're talking about, but it was a trick to get you to play the the fucking epic game Yeah, shadow complex and like when a game comes out for free on origin and it's like and you gotta go to get origin That's what it is really But uh like Kentucky route zero is a good game. Yeah, so I hear I don't know exactly. I like I'm seeing like 9.5 reviews and things like that. So Uh, yeah, just a PSA And you have twitch prime. Do you have no downside hitting the button once? Twitch is getting their fingers into many pies all kinds of pies that uh that fucking game kickback idea is weird

Or you get where if they're gonna turn it on so that if you're streaming a game There's like a buy link on your page Yeah, and then you buy it and the then the streamer gets like a 3% kick back anyone who purchased it off for there That's weird. Yeah, um, but it it to me. It's like I look forward to the new age of shills Well, look if commercials on tv Could have a button that you could push so you're watching the prices, right? And then when the fucking uh bathroom spray cleaner comes up and they guess the price on it There was a click to go buy that bathroom spray cleaner right while you're watching. They'd have fucking done that years ago

Yeah, they would you know in fact, I'm sure I bet you someone tried it in some weird web tv But like permutation that failed. Yeah. Yeah, I could see that Uh and Finally and um We've got this uh big tale. I love this story. You want to I love this story so much You want to you want to you want to take that? So this is this is a vice waypoint article It's about the witcher author and the metro 2033 authors being interviewed about the relations between their books and their games And it shows a really

Really stark difference between the two Uh the author of the witcher books Is a crotchety salty old fuck Who can't stand that the games are more popular than his books? Give me a favor Take a crack at his name. It's right there. Where is it? Point it out. It's literally on top of the Screen. Oh Andrei Sapowski

Sapkowski is that just uh, yeah, I guess this is that that's that doesn't strike me as So I have a few choice. It's not lying. Oh, yeah, you well, you would have the best shot at my supply But even then the way it's put together is not like I don't see any lies Uh, sure How it's uh, I I have a few choice quotes from mr. Sapowski About how he feels compared to the witcher game series such as cd project red bravely conceals the game's origins It's written in fine print. You need a microscope to see it that the games is based on my books And

Where's the other one my favorite the belief wildly spread by cd pr is that the games made me popular Outside of poland is completely false I made the games popular All of my translations in the west including the english one were published before the first game Now I want to point something out that he is abjectly completely Fucking full of shit Because when I bought that first game

I tried to read his books And half of them were not even in english And people were passing around bootleg fan translations of his fucking novels in google docs In order to read the fucking stories his first point about oh they they hide it and you he would have a point If this these games were released like 15 years ago and the internet didn't exist Because if the video game just came out and said in the front end like based on the books by by by by by by Right, but since the internet exists anyone that can research can type in the witcher Automatically see it's based on his work. This is like araki yelling at david production, and I don't get it. Okay, so here's what here's here's the explanation

All right, is he not getting enough money? So here that's the explanation the second that he goes on to say that Talks about metro 23 The second thing that he goes on to He goes crazy When he wants to publish a new version of the book in us And they put a picture of garylt's from the game on the cover Oh, okay. Okay. He hates that right. Okay, so I did a little bit of looking around and I discovered why he's so mad So in this

Article he discusses how video games have no value as art and they're barely worth playing at all in their trash So when cd proyac read Went to him and said we would like to use your license to make our our video games Here's some royalties that we would like to pay you. He said those games aren't going to sell anything because games are stupid Here I go. Give me a big sum of money up front Oh That's it. Oh, you got rocks. Fuck you. That's great. I'm sorry You're a talented guy and that's really really really cool

But holy fuck your ass got blown out. So the cd proyac owns the witcher forever So here's a thing here's a thing He's stupid stupid man. He's too salty. What a fool to just let that bother him. So let's say if he Let's say he he can did get royalties if they did ask him about the games. I still think he'd be like Yeah, I don't really know anything about those. I just reflect on my own work. And that's it. He'd still be approach to the old man video against this He like like georgia r r martin, you know, like if he had a fucking stake in the game No, georgia r martin loves all the other problems. He doesn't give a shit, but I'm sure he's like, uh

The changes in this shit. I'm sure this shit. He's not happy with a lot of authors He did the forward for my game of thrones comic book that I have and he's like comic books rule. I love this I think he's probably so okay, perhaps not and and the other thing about his earlier point of like they hide that they're from the books If you play all about if the fucking bench if you play about the paper Yeah, play witcher three the fact that it's based on a book series being hidden is the stupidest fucking thing ever Because they're constantly talking about shit that happened in the books And the only way to find out is hey, fuck you go read the books Which I have only recently all been translated

So the best part about this article is they interview the witcher author first Then they go and interview the author of the metro series who's a russian And the metro series I did not know this and the article told me is that he put that first novel up for free Online as like just oh here's my doodle and then it got popular and then he published it right And hit the first words out of his mouth in this article are Oh, yeah, he's a good writer, but he's absolutely fucking full of shit. What an arrogant asshole And goes on to talk about his experiences working with the team on metro 2033 the games and how he helped write it And how he can make you made something new and interesting

And here's the big takeaway the author of the witcher books. He's 69 the author of the metro books. He's 37 Right. This is literally old man yells at cloud But like it's so good Andre, are you sure you're not just hating on cd project because they stack their chair to the ceiling and write on 24 inch chrome No, no, it's not. No, that's not why that's not why Oh my god, okay, and cd project is landing every one of those shots with his tracksuit on And he's still wearing his teams nigga so

To all of you to all of you artists out there To all of you artists and writers out there. Oh Fuck always take the royalties. Oh Fuck all wait, maybe you can maybe if you're broken you need some money take a cut of a sum and royalties, right? But always take the royalties this has happened lots of times in the past like creators that own like, you know, uh Oh, I gave away the movie rights for free because I don't care They'll never make something out of this or there's like Alan Ellen more somewhat some like comic old Foggy comic guy was like, yeah make him. I don't care or a book like you

Never don't care absolutely care a little bit just in case someone makes gold out of your obscure shit early marvel You know early marvel. Oh give it to sony. Who gives a shit give the fox who gives it? Oh crap like dude There's something and I don't care. It's not just oh Oh Gerald Tolkien Token. Yeah, he gave he gave away all movie rights for like I don't care. Oh, whatever. Yeah, you'll know He said you'll never make this into a movie. I made it too long in meandering. There's no way I don't care and he died way way way before anyone

Well, I mean he got his like as someone who is like We're of a generation where a lot of the shit we like Is shit that is Disrespected by the old media. Yeah, it's always the same way and my parents were into the rock music. There you go Right new mediums. That's a baby's childish thing. Don't treat that with any use your hands. It's like a baby's toy Yeah, um any any stupid random Uh, fucking nothing pop star can make a write a book or have a ghost writing written book, you know But a comic is still a dumb idea. Yeah a graphic novel is still a waste of time

That's right You like the any time a new medium like comes along and Is ignored in this way brushed off and dismissed and the person's own ignorance Is the only thing they have to blame Something just about that now deep down now. Well, it eases me. We are We are old ourselves. I recently turned 31. So I'm feeling it real hard right now And We look down on the trash heap that is the mobile market. Oh for sure

But But If someone was like, hey, we want to make a project with you You want the lump sum or the royalties? I go on this Eat over the royals, dude If I know very little about an upcoming thing, I'll fully support it If it could possibly what if it's like what if it's vape stories That might be big. I don't know

Right. Yeah, or uh, yeah, exactly. It's shadow puppets with vape clouds. Yeah. Yeah Story runs is a thing. I didn't know that was a thing. What if our lore becomes more popular in vape form? Right It probably is like what if let's plays are starting to be done on vape smoke. I listen I will if someone wants that long live smoke if someone comes with the deal and says we're making zybatzu pogs Here's your pog forms. I would shit talk that all day But when the time came to sign the papers sign those papers you sign those fucking papers What if they come back and you treat it like any other medium that you respect because god forbid

Your legacy in the future becomes only pog That's the only thing that anyone remembers the one thing you shed on No one else knows you for anything else But this one stupid thing you don't care. Well, it's like and and uh in the thread that I was reading on it about I found out a little bit about jr. Not jr. Uh, uh, george rr martin And how he has a blog where he bans you if you ask him about game of thrones Yeah That's like the only thing you have ever done in your entire life that people care about

You you don't want to talk. We will sit there old and crotchety wearing our vape nage t-shirts. Yeah. Yeah Frowning. No, it's the vape world order. What are you talking about the nation? The nation will expand the vape pack No, the vape pack I can't I can't do those hand things by fingers. Oh, wait, woolly the nation of vape nation Well, I mean with abbreviated as you know, the nage. Yeah, okay, the nage, you know But uh, but but no, I think honestly and and and like as much as you despise that you would take that money You would count it and you would fucking I'll take anybody's mom You know, what is it? I'll take anybody's any motherfuckers money if he's giving it away

And and and and there's something about like the only part of me that feels bad a little bit about these stories Is like there's so much because it's all warmth. I love it because it's like, oh you fucking fool Right, you arrogant. It's been a while since I've seen you just call somebody a fool. You are your arrogance In in in a dairy in your medium and shitting on something new like that is what it's kind of like 40 years old And let's be really clear before you go further The only reason people who speak english are saying the word witcher is because of those video games Uh, the only part of me that like feels slightly bad is that a lot of the time the folks that do these things Are also not very good at like business things. So they wouldn't really also have

There they're there. What's the word acumen? Yes, you know, there is a there is a feeling that I get where I can empathize with the author because Some of this anger comes from a place that I can identify with which is he is afraid of becoming a footnote In his own creation Yeah, right. He is afraid that the witcher Will become known for not him the creator But but for the people who made the thing that he doesn't even like which guess what? Yeah, it already is Yes, also, let's check out the walking dead. Yes, everyone is talking about this shit

Everyone's going on about it. I'm surprised because I gave up, but uh, no one I remember I was listening dude. I was listening this week to a radio show Where they were discussing all the the current on-goings of the walking dead and how bad it's getting and whatever but they keep watching And two people that's the ultimate form of success remarked with awe at like like someone going like Oh, well, yeah in the comics this happened and two people were like, wait, what the comics the comics You mean like spin-off it was based what and like that is a hundred percent what he's afraid of and that's Understandably a real fear. Yeah, and it sucks in fact that he's not making bank On the success of the witcher games because he should be but he threw it away

He threw it away. He said no, that's why he's a fool. We've established that Man Wow Wow, that's that's I didn't know that was part of this story. It's not part of the story. I had to go find that What really how could you not assume the only reason someone would be that salt if they weren't getting Yeah, well, but but but I thought it might have been like he got fucked You know, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that could happen because there's you can get fucked if you're just like I don't know business things and also and for context when cd priak red approached him

He's a polish author, right? cd priak red is in poland poland and cd priak red Have enormous piracy histories. Yeah, why would a video game make any money? Right, the only chance this thing had making any money was that it became a massive international phenomenon His context was already twisted. Yes. That's yeah, that's a part of it Right and what what's what's their neighboring countries like russia, which is also a crazy piracy country, you know like no And in any other situation, I'd be like what the fuck man the person behind this thing deserves the royalties

But if you fucking did it then there's nothing else to be said Oh, yeah, and I've so I've seen the argument like well, they should offer him the royalties again like Why that's not how that's incredibly generous that's not how business works What uh, what does metro 2033 have pretty much the exact same uh sentiment for him? Uh, the the author of metro 2033 has pretty much the same sentiment as you Which is what a jackass holy shit. Oh, I thought he was it's not the same guy. No, no, no So then what the author of metro 2033 is a 37 year old russian guy who says wow, what a jackass Dmitry Glukowski

You know as I explained earlier that sapowski's not only fucking james bond. Not only yeah, he's not only totally wrong But he's an arrogant motherfucker. Yeah, right, right, right, right. That's awesome. I missed that part. Yes, and he and he thanks the team Uh, uh, who makes metro? Well thq used to publish it, but it's like studio for something Oh for a maybe but he thanks them for helping get metro out to the world And you know he worked with them on on metro last light and stuff like that Did I get no, I'm not in the credits of that Oh, yeah, I never checked. Yeah. Oh, well. Anyway, those metro games are good. They're really good

And he you know he worked with the team and it shows Because it's very internally consistent. That is maybe if this old witcher curmudgeon had to actually like respected the the media bit could have worked with them just signed off on some things let and just go Okay, that seems good. Yeah, and like Maybe the things and maybe got more paid Maybe if he was like white wolf with gangrell So this is exactly the same thing So I remember back in the past people asked us like how do you think do you think they're gonna make another witcher game?

And we saw that asked a few weeks ago at a stock meeting like when are you gonna make a new witcher game? And I always thought well like gerald story is over. It's a licensed project Mm-hmm, right, but now that I'm under the impression that they literally own that shit forever Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're gonna make a new witcher game But make it a new witcher It will be a new witcher the new witcher's name will be siri They can do whatever and it's a character that's in the witcher three that is clearly set up to handle that that in the future Yeah, um

What should we call it? If you if you want to go you can go the gangrell route or you can go the strider route with uh, oh, yeah Group gets moto moto kikaku. Well, you got to point their name out. You got to tell everybody strider belongs to moto kikaku Uh, and you got to point out that white white wolf owns gang That's calcom's own fault Calcom calcom got that group formed to make make the thing Yeah, but because and then they're a separate entity. They're like we're gonna have a hundred year contract. Sure

Sea or a billion year contract or um That's a long contract. God. What was the other see? I knew you'd like this fucking story. I knew you'd like that's great That's great. Uh, uh, wasn't there, um Gangrell and strider. They're the only ones No, there's got to be somebody else. Oh, there's that can of root beer and mega man legends um Capcom had to negotiate with the uh, the mangaka that uh drew

uh, sakura ganbaru to get um To get karen because karen of course originally on loan as well. Yeah, but now they own karen. They bought karen Oh, I know one more gacked in the final fantasy seven universe Is owned by gacked But doesn't he only appear in like dirge's cerebrus? He appears in dirge's cerebrus and uh crisis core. Oh, I didn't know

Prominently great. He's the antagonist of crisis and the final ending. Wow. Okay, and and they Will you the last woolly you you played that shit is gacked walking into the light? Well, well, you played that shit They were setting up for the ff72 that had gacked as the fucking new antagonist. I want a re-release Just to see how you dance around the entirety of gacked. It's just completely changed instead of paying him again He dead. I want to see a replacement character. I want to see a k49. You want to see soldier k. Yeah I want to see it. I want to see it Um, his name is soldier g for fuck's sake. That's cool. Actually dude. This was in that era

Which we're still technically in where gacked could just point at a property and just good and then make it exist Or be part of it. Oh, yeah, he's prince. He's japanese prince gundam What do you do to gundam? Uh, I made it. He uh made it say gundam 79, huh? He he he he was a part of the um, the zeta movies Uh, he did it too. Uh, quite a few things Yeah, uh, your buddy of gacked pointed at clock stoppers Front of that he did that's how jojo got me Reset the clock that's how that's how jojo got made reset pointed at shark boy and lava girl and stopped stop the clock and then reset it

Get on the case still, uh Pointed the anaconda franchise Got a clock stoppers reference in there Reset the clock. That's what I said. I didn't hear you I should have gone back in time and listened to you better You should have stopped the clock. I should have Hey, do we have any emails? Uh, we might have an email Okay, we're we're we're killing time until we could get them

Let's do that emails. Uh, if you have a email email emails If you'd like to can say send us an email. I had another thought on that with your guy I would like to hear your thought and all I can say is when that happens to you Um, like you're talking to everybody right now. Yeah, you know when someone is put in that sentence situation. Yeah, yeah, uh Eat your fucking humble pie eat your crow. All right Oh, don't say anything if you're angry about it because you always look bad You look so much worse when the real reasons come out now. I will Give him one piece of credit and it's he has been failed by the article in one small piece

The article describes him as a boisterous loud jovial fun old polish guy If you reread his statements With a fun old man with a goofy foreign accent They're a lot less salty and they're a lot more like oh you crazy old guy Really? Yeah, but if you think money is part of it. It can't be not salty. Yeah, I'm I'm just trying to soften the edge on I'm just a little audio interview with him. Yeah, still doesn't make me get him on the podcast No, he probably doesn't speak. He probably doesn't know what a podcast a boisterous jovial old fool. Yeah, there you go There's plenty of those around

I'm on my way With eso Ah That's that's that was there. Wow. They used to slow sing that wow You get mad at my puns, huh? Gas station puns that's commercial gas station jingles blame The goddamn marketing team at eso for sticking that in my I blame you a little now. I'm blaming blame the inferior tiger That was their logo that wasn't that tiger even have a name. It's the eso tiger. It's not tony. It's not like tony

And it's not chester fluffier. It's not chester. That's it. I bet you he has I got so much blood coming at my Tigers don't have a previous connection with oil or gasoline Okay, hold on. I got this. I bet you he's got a fucking name. What about Eso tiger. I have nothing eso tiger Gassy the tiger I saw a video of a toucan eating fruit boops earlier today. That's fine. I appreciated it I gotta eat that shake soon. What's what's the toucan's name again? Sam Sam

That's the tiger's name should be x on mobile The tiger That would be great and it's biting the ocean No, the tiger's name is gassy mc drive a lot. Yeah What's your name gassy mc drive a lot and then he vomits oil onto the yeah, then people start putting their hands out And the oil vomit googly eyes. Yeah, follow your nose to the fossil fuel Uh, if only were that easy Okay, so what is our emails like we got one coming in um from

Jesse and jesse the 3ds defense and he says Uh, hey Tarkis woolly artorias matt and pat the scaleless. I'm our courier. Oh, I'm a bitch But also I am scaleless. I have no melanin at all. I can't protect myself from the sun You would make a crystal to keep yourself alive forever No matter how dumb of them that is an on point goal for me. It would be a terrible stupid idea, but you would do it So how is that a stupid idea living forever? Well, because that's now because you're not going to see the first guy that walks in They're just kicks it over and then it doesn't work. So I hang out in there all day and just murder everybody. What a great life

Yeah, it's a better than well. Yeah, you're you're gonna say that every day until you're dead And then you'll be dead and I'll be alive as long as you stay on that slope Yeah, you'll be greatest tragedy is watching everyone. You'll love around you die I couldn't help myself but jump to the defense of the last gen nintendo consoles after babypats rent Of nothing. Wow, you're sure you sure? Like fucking called out in front of this question. Oh, yeah Last time you said, uh, I love video games and new consoles as much as the next guy But I'm on the verge of finishing up paying off a truck saving up to buy a family household

That's been in our family for generations. This is an adult here. I'm honestly happy that the 3ds And a little bit of the we you is still relevant because the switch will be out of my hands for maybe a year plus Not to mention I have to sell other consoles to make ends meet due to harsh winter hours here in alaska. Wow. Well Um, just wanted to have a counter against pat. Hope you guys enjoying the spring So the the reason why I'm so those are all really strong points But the reason why I'm so sick of the 3ds is that I've been sick of the 3ds for like four years That is true The ever since the vita came out the day the vita came out mean mean vita meanly

Had the same reaction was every time we looked at the goddamn 3ds screen It's like i'm sick of it. I hate it. I hated that. I spent 800 hours playing monster hunter on that fucking thing I mean ever since the psp even oh god, but the psp came out before the 3d. I know So it means the 3ds looked like shit from day one But I feel like the vita brought in really stark relief like games look bad games are damaged by being on that And I don't care where they are. I just want them to stop coming out on the 3ds They can come out anywhere else

Man that that first ds light feeling. Oh, it's never gonna be reproduced Because because the ds fat was the worst one ever and the ds light is the best one ever There's never been a gap like that Uh, I don't know if games are fun. I don't mind if they don't look amazing It's not even the look so much It's like the visibility of the the tiny shitty looking screen and also I don't like the Like it feels bad. The switch feels great in a hand But the clothes the clothes the clothes was nice on the ds light. Yeah. Well, no, I like the ds light a lot

I think the 3ds no version of it was ever as comfortable as the ds light or the switch I have no idea why other the ds at least. I don't know why that felt Better than the other one. I don't know something about the plastic or the rat. I don't know Everything about that thing felt amazing. Uh, we got one coming in here. Uh, mark says dare fellow confidence Name a real life protagonist that you know other than yourself Me oh other real life. He literally tried to get out ahead of you I don't I don't I know I don't know who's out there in the real world. That's a protagonist actual rocky He gets screwed over a lot though. Yeah, like a good protagonist

Fair enough, but he was out there saving the children. Yeah Like Rocky's a good one anyone anyone that your perception of them is like without knowing what they actually do Um, like a celebrity that you think is like a protagonist Yeah, like you could I think Hugh Jackman is a protagonist in his day-to-day life though Just eating chickens and working out. Yeah, woolly woolly In the real world protagonists can't be saving the world all the time. Yeah, it's the little things that matter seal team six Yeah, they probably had to do some dark shit like zero dark shit. Yeah, man It depends what kind of story you're writing

Whether or not they're the protagonists or not. Keanu Reeves is a protagonist. How about That dog that faced off against goose Howard. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's a hero That's a hero He tried he felt he failed. Oh, no, I got a protagonist, but he tried out in bc There was an old man who killed a bear with a stick because it attacked his dog remember that remember that And I believe I believe it was a grizzly too He just got so freaked out that it was attacking his dog He was able to hit it once in the head with a stick and killed it

Um, that fucking crazy. Yeah. Well temp. What about temporary protagonist for a while? It's just for a minute that crazy homeless guy that like went smash smash Smash to the to the guy that was gonna kill somebody in vancouver. Do you remember that? Kai, but that's great. He got a whole um, um, um, um, uh, which we call it songify the news thing. Oh, okay I think I might remember that. He basically like there's this guy that was he was hitchhiking and then the guy who he got Into the car with was like, I am jesus christ. I am the reincarnation of the lord and I can do whatever the fuck I want and he was like, uh He's like watch and then he just starts driving into people And trying to kill people and then he plows and pins some guy into a truck

And then the and then the hitchhiker guy gets out It gets on goes what the fuck is going on everyone's like, ah And so he pulls out his hatchet and he fucking does the guy in and then the cops come in and go what happened here He's like, yeah, this guy was gonna murder people and I hatcheted him and they're like, yeah, okay. Good job So he's a vigilante. Yeah But then but then his story got really dark because like yeah, like every one of these stories ever because then he ended up in in a house in new york of a rich guy and He killed him too

But that that guy he claims like he drugged him and it was like touching him and being all weird and stuff I don't think this counts as a temporary protest. He depends on what kind of story you're writing. I say again Yeah, I guess if the camera if if if the if the vancouver arc of his life is where the we get the credits rolling Then he's the protagonist. Do we include everyone on the street right now who says they are jesus? No, okay What if one of them's jesus And then they are the chances are low though And you know what if you want an interesting movie or story you could even

You could have the the protagonist that becomes the villain Being being a fucking the punisher mayor Davao city. Yeah, it's a tarate. Do tarate. Oh how like Wow that escalated fucking scarface that escalated into the most insane Yeah, hey, good luck out there in the philippines. That's getting rough. Good luck out there guys. That's getting rough That sounded like something Uh, we I remember us joking about that on the podcast when it was a ha ha funny Yeah, yeah, like what the fuck and then it became a lot less funny over time and way more like holy shit wait

Hold on. What is actually happening? Oh, this is our fault Uh, in case you're wondering the reason why yeah, I mean I brought up canaries before you guys know why I bring Canaries is absolutely a real life protagonist. You know why I bring them up? Yes, I do So then they were good. Yeah, he's great. Yep Just played my old with my old hockey team. I met when I was like 12 I live in a one bedroom apartment. I give all my money away to my family. I buy them. I take the metro and And I don't age and I have one of the most fucked up pasts Oh, I was not aware of that dude. Uh, well, he lost everybody

Tragically, oh that sucks constantly. Yeah, and so he just his outlook on life is just yo just enjoy it Man, that's nice and he plays protags all the time That's a good one. That's a good pick. Although he was a scummy villain in a couple of movies. He was. Oh, yeah He was like a pornographer and some some movie and he shot some girls in another movie Oh, okay. So he does play villains very very occasionally Uh, we've got a big detailed one coming in from john and he just wants us to know Hey, jimmy jojo It's really more of just a PSA of sorts about, um

Uh, I was going through some boxes in a recent move and okay. Sorry dare supreme band of cohorts and scoundrels I was going through some boxes in a recent move and I found an incredibly old CD holder from summer from the murky depths of my Childhood. Yeah one CD in this particular stuck out and I thought you might get a kick out of it This is the extended arcade soundtrack for primal rage I'm including with this boy and he's attached Some of the uh, the fullest thing including a particular note some of the following tracks Gorge this is what amounts to the dk rap style breakdown of all the characters With awkward nineties bar spitting

Primal dance a discotronic funkadelic tribute Uh to the decade that brought us so much cocaine Uh, it's basically an aretha franklin wannabe song about how cool primal rages And then rock and rage A bougie a boozy marriage of de pesh mode black cybert in your neighborhood street corner steel drum synthesizer Wait, is this an official soundtrack? Yeah All the rage primal rage volume two This has to be like some sort of tribute thing. These aren't tracks. They're actually in the game. They sound like they're

extended Okay This is confused. That's all extended arcade soundtrack. Okay killer killer cuts Bit extended so it seems like this is a second version Yeah, okay, I guess the guy who made the music wanted to make more because he was inspired At the time he didn't get all of it Of many works in all of media more inspirational than the rage of the primals. He didn't get it all out of his system Yeah, no, like he had so much more inspiration

Could you like it like think about you know when when when yoko kano Got together and made this and the seatbelts were a thing and then she was making all that cowboy bebop music And cowboy bebop was done. She still had so much inspiration inside that she went and she made nine OSTs for the damn thing right right even though that's more music than it had Clearly, yeah So primal rage primal rage primal rage is as good as cowboy bebop exactly the same No, I would just say that I he agreed with me That's why I said it

Because I knew he'd agree with me because it was a bit And well he stares at me with dead eyes like it wasn't a bit Uh That's a neat thing that you told us about guy who sent an e-melt indeed he did um Oh funny enough. Someone was actually asking you about the new mst3k. So You had email answered done and done I'm going to watch all the episodes and I'll give like if like a more detailed breakdown of a more detailed about how it went overall because some of the some of the

The in-between bits have been like a little like meh But to be fair a lot of the in-between bits and previous the previous 10 seasons of mystery science theater were also meh so Uh jason says dare super best anachronism cast uh Yeah, the jason here. Hey jason Uh, hey will you never notice you said what not until people pointed it out. Yeah, what fight some are other ikeic words I recommend our skull duggery and cod swallowp I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is you. Yeah, that's new to me. That's new to me

If I haven't said it, um, it's new to me. Thanks nbc. I've got a semantics question I'd like your thoughts on I love that shit If you're in a bad situation And the bad element gets removed so that you're back to neutral. Is that a good thing or just fair? It's a good thing Because it's an improvement of your prior situation the current state of affairs is improved And then that whatever made it improve is a good thing cod swallowp is nonsense It's not a word. No, it's the word it means. Oh, okay Okay

I should have phrased that Slightly. Mm-hmm Okay, I yeah, I agree. I think that when something bad happens Uh, that becomes the new normal And then the next thing that happens is good. Yeah, so if you have something If something bad happens to you and brings you from a good mood to a average mood, that's bad. It's not Fair. Yeah, no time for that cod swallowp. Yeah, no time for it for that skull duggery And whatnot

Uh, dear super best beefball buds. I ate that beefball Rookie says I recently picked up near automata and everyone's loving everything about it But when I played it, I hated it so much Couldn't get more than a couple hours in after giving up I traded it in looking for a full summary of the story And I found it to be incredibly lame and bland Yep, I find it strange that I didn't like the gameplay either since I'm usually a huge fan of style Including the demo which somehow felt better than the full game. That's weird

Are there any games that are universally adored by every single person you hear that mentions it? But you cannot force yourself to take I do not like that in minecraft or anything that makes me to involve my own creativity But that isn't something you've heard everybody Because we would join you on that and we do frequently Okay, what's a really good game that I hate? Earthbound skull. I don't hate earthbound. I just think our girls I don't I turned around on skull girls, right?

Hate is a strong word. Yeah, which is weird because I say it all the time You do Said it to me when I saw you today. I said, hey, I hate this. What's going on with this here? I hate it all the witness. I don't hate the witness I'm too dumb to appreciate it. I am also too dumb to appreciate it, but I also don't like it. I'm dumb I'm dumb, but I I fucking hate fez. I have my problems, too I fucking hate it and everyone sucks its fucking dick and that game is terrible I don't like it. I have my issues with fez

That is the biggest fucking jerk-off motion of a game onto a fucking Canvas ever. That's a good look. I made a painting. That's a good isn't it deep Fucking fez. Oh that being said, uh, super hypercube is pretty good. So I'm not familiar. It's the game. It's the vr game. Um that they made after They made afterwards where you rotate the tetris piece to fit the block Uh, yeah I'm sure there's something out there hate is too strong I'm sure there's something out there. I can always understand why something I don't like is

Usually liked by other people. Okay. I I can I feel like I'm with you on that Sometimes I can't I can do that, but oftentimes I like I would never be able to get into world of warcraft It's not within my capability. No, okay. I The drug is just not there for me. It's the things that that game does to make you happy Don't make you happy therefore it it means nothing to me. Right. Okay. There's no there's no Spice on my food. Generally. I hate all sports sims like I hate sports sims I I could get no pleasure out of playing any of them at the end of the day I can still totally understand why someone that is into sports like cares about all the stats or whatever

And that's just like the same thing as an mmo or whatever It's just the answer subject matter But the stats and the numbers are just placed on players I think I can take it I think I can take a unique angle from the rest of the group on this one because I used to play a lot of football games Yeah, and I used to play a lot of all sports games right up until 99 2000 and the annualization of it definitely contributed to Meese not caring as much I've seen an argument made that after 2005

Like football games just got shit because sega didn't put theirs out anymore Well, and it was also pointless to make anything that didn't have the nfl license. Yeah, because quarterback club was also Was the biggest competitor and after a certain point it just became like why even bother compete with madden? the Yeah, no, I'd say that like I still think back then like I don't regret or anything because those games are fun games Like I enjoy football and I enjoy like playing that as a game against someone else that knows how to play It's a fun thing to do. Absolutely, you know, like there there's a and the thing is like you're kind of fighting against the randomness that

The sport game like I love blitz, but yeah, because that's meant to be over the top Yeah, but no the actual simulation of it is totally a fun thing when you know what you're doing And you're picking the right plays and you're making a gamble and you know, it's fourth and long and you fucking you're like No, I'm not punting, you know and you and you intercept or you know what? I mean like we'd be I play seasons with my cousins and my brother and stuff and it would be a good time and then the next year you'd look forward to um Not just like not so much roster changes, but like the game looking a little bit better than all the hitsticks in on this

Now you can stiff arm on your quick stick, you know like little things like that would actually be Like huge and big deals, you know So and then the 2k games came out with the dreamcast and fucking like oh my god the gun the announcement the announcing became realistic and You're because you're invested in it simulating a real football game Well, like, you know, we are we're even like wrestling games nowadays like 2k We don't care for those because they're trying to be sims and Yeah, no one is defending though especially well, there are some people I guess I guess there are because we don't understand all the mechanics

Fair enough, but all those mechanics are usually broken and not tested that well And blah blah blah blah and they're not all that much fun to us at least So like even a fighting game It's like that as especially should not be a sim to me And even if you want that just play a ufc game because that's a but I'll have more fun with a ufc game Then wwe because it's not It doesn't lend itself well to a sim style Like I used I used to get the point where I couldn't understand why people liked mobas and I hated mobas

And I even I turned around a little if I can if I can put myself into a certain time frame I'll go back to pre mk9 mortal combat. Yeah and say Back when that was around and people were preferring it to street fighter Japanese fighters not even street fighter Just just guilty because the Japanese fighters that were out at the time that were clearly superior I just it was more. It wasn't even a fra it was like I it wasn't even frustration as much as like I don't understand How you don't see This game being like mm-hmm better. I don't see how you don't this and oh come on. You know why and I didn't I

I eventually realized there's gore and you tap and yeah And then the person I was arguing with just doesn't really play the game that much They just saw the blood in the and then that was the end of it, but man That's kind at the time I thought aren't you playing this every day with your family friends and everybody and getting into it And then realizing the dumb shit and they're like no no no it's a poster on my wall Yeah, that's a good that's having said this question is more like fuck Who in the group secretly hates half-life and ocarina of time and never saw it too That's what the real heart of the question is

Right and it's like I can't I can't think of many like that that I just abjectly despise though if I do Please mention it again and spread it around that I hate such and such game that everybody else loves because I'll shit on the banjo games all day Uh, uh DK64, but I mean that's a bad game DK64 has no defenders I think cranky. I don't I don't know. I don't know what he's feeling right now. I'll admit

I never played banjo games. I just don't like the signs. So that's why I shit on them. I don't actually care I'll defend uh, mario sunshine as like not being the like the perfect sequel. Oh, no, I what? Horrible, that's not a perfect You know what? No, I have a game that everybody likes and I think it I hate it. It's melee You don't yes, I do actually melee no hold on follow me on this you hate no follow me on this Follow me on this melee is the worst game ever made Because it created the melee player. Yeah, you're not but that's not real. You're not real Yeah, it's it's not an answer

Uh, west lee west lee says they're exceptionally good fellows What was your favorite time that the player base rose up against the developers cd? ccp with the god damn Revolte where they poop all the cities because of the fucking cash shop for sure Things like for honors player base getting so mad at ubisoft that they actually changed the drop rates and of in-game currency It's correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't blizzard like stop the auction house the auction house. Oh, yeah The auction house was a big one. Okay, that's the one well See the the auction house is a big one because everyone was just mad about it forever

Yeah, but the reason why I say the the thing with ccp in that eve online that it leaked out that they were implementing a highly lucrative cash shop Into eve online which would have totally screwed up a lot of the balance and added all these cosmetics and the player base took to that by Going to all these pop highly populated Space stations and like kamikaze-ing their ships into major population centers and then canceling their subscriptions In what is essentially like in-game economic terrorism And cd it's not cd park ccp fucking back right the fuck off

Good and cut some of their staff down in a result because they were counting on that money coming in that's a good one But like yeah, no they have this super intense Fanbase that has the ability to affect the world. Remember isk equals money like you can get money out of the game So yeah, no they had a actual full-scale revolt. I also like when they make dicks rain in second life Uh, I'm gonna go with uh Augmenting your pre-order. Oh good That was if anyone doesn't remember that was

What was that? Yeah, the sx had because as Tomb Raider started it with the Uh pre-order before this date and you get to be part of this Uh this tier of pre-order bonuses. Yeah, and the later you pre-order to the next later the pre-order the less you get Right. Yeah, and uh, then when they came time for deus x they fucking amped that up with the augment your pre-order thing And and the best was if enough people pre-order will release the game four days early That was still the dumbest most nothing thing in the world Unbelievable at that and and there was enough backlash that they stopped that they fucking they no augment your pre-order No, don't do it. I think that damaged the game overall

Absolutely, because that didn't sell that well. Well, it pissed people off in the early days. Yeah. Yeah, that's for sure Um, yeah, I'd say that's a good answer. Good answer What else you got? Uh, we got one just about a japanese adventure birdie wants to let us know that uh, hey guys Love the show blah blah blah. Uh, literally he wrote blah blah blah by the way. Um I'm in japan with my girlfriend and uh Taking a whistle stop tour around and visited osaka while I was there. I read about a jojo themed bar Just off the central area of dotanbori called star platinum We decided to visit last night to do a jojo

It had the ultimate and it's weird visit and it was the ultimate jojo tribute experience Basically, all the drinks are themed after characters or stands Uh, the bar itself is a really cool dark purple lighting ornate pattern setting on the walls giant stone mask at the entrance figures All over the place when you buy your first drink the bartender serves you and quotes d.o.'s line about rejecting humanity Followed by a From everyone in the bar Oh, that's that's a good experience All drinks have rankings of speed strength

From e to s which indicate the flavor and the nature of this drink Naturally, the world is triple s ranked and an evil looking shot Also, the drink you buy is served with the character's famous line from the bartender the words the world's is Rollada Naturally, we spent all night discussing jojo and broken japanese hold on. I would hate to go into the bathroom of this place No No No pigs going

How do you know? They would they'd put at least a little stuffed pig head or like a sound effect. Yeah, they're like a big robotic pig head at the bottom No, you know what you do you know what you do you have like a just a normal really awesome japanese toilet But like a little stuffed pig and a stick just on the wall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They gotta do something just to remind you and go like Yeah Um, my question is would you go to a themed bar for the franchise you love? Yeah, dude. Absolutely go check out in woolly versus japan I went to the common writer bar Um, and it was amazing the common writer themed diner restaurant

Was super cool, and it was very much exactly what you're describing. Mm-hmm except for for all things a common writer No, I like depending on what it is like there's some hey matt would you go to a Godzilla bar? So I was gonna say I like would I go to a punisher bar? Not really because I don't think that works that well. That's just a dive bar. That's just a disgusting bar like Bit of Godzilla bar. That's something I could see and I'm sure there must be some oh very many Japan or whatever, but yes, I'd go to that I go to kaiju bar I go to an alien versus predator bar Sure with marines and shit all the chairs are penises giga bars. I'll sit down giga bar. Yeah

The giga bar is real. I don't want to look at images of this. Excuse me Um, but yeah, I don't want to but I have to There's that harry potter bar. I want to go to too. It's wasn't gone to it It's not official though, which was disappointing if I was an officially licensed thing, but it's not okay. Yeah easy question Yeah, uh, let's take one little combat bar. Let's take one more. Yeah, that looks like a horrific place to drink Fucking jesus all the more you drink the better it gets. No Dear chosen ones cornbread asks what cliche trope or setting do you unironically love? I know woolly hates cliche medieval fantasy, but I can't get enough nights slaying dragons and shit

Obviously, there has to be a small hook to make it interesting But other than that, I'm perfectly fine with royal castles dragons nights spells and all that good shit This is someone that doesn't know your like love of like dragon lance and all that I love dragon lancet. So no, this is exactly no, but no, but this is because we in dark souls We talked about how I originally Thought that I miss I didn't see the art looking. Yeah, and so I miss all yeah All the stuff he saw on trailers was all boring nights and shit and I was just like, oh, we're doing ever quest again Okay, well keep it away from me. I remember that dark time. I forgot that was what you compared it to yeah

Christ, uh, what is your guilty pleasure setting trope? So isekai Yeah, that was clear for you that was clear for you. I was gonna I would I would predict either that or your other favorite being Middle of the apocalypse going down Yes, the the first 10 seconds of the apocalypse is also my other favorite. Uh, I am It's hard. I can I can easily say what I don't like more than what I do Well, that's why this is the more interesting. Yeah, because like I'm I'm starting to get tired of Are you getting tired of starting to get tired of survival games?

With a mysterious origin on like an island or something Wake up trapped in a scenario where you have to play this game or you die Oh, you mean like you you don't like, um Battle royale that much. No, that was that was the first and fine. No, I mean the concept that's been driven to the ground now Where I think I think that's that's starting. Yeah, where like you kind of like you do like gants type things Or it's like you don't actually have a really good reason for this setting existing But the draw Is why does this exist to begin with and there's almost never a good explanation for it

So the you know that type of thing and and and to some degree it's weird But like it's tangentially related to also what makes you Like things like attack on titan, you know is like the premise of it's not a game, of course But the premise of your survival is tied to this weird unexplained shitty crazy setting. Yeah I know what you mean And like if the explanation is great though, then I'm I'm all for it. But yeah, I don't know. It's hard What am I always a sucker for what are you always a sucker for? I think you would also agree like It doesn't have to be amazing

But a competent cyberpunk universe always The cyberpunk bar always down for that even if it's just Okay On a base level of coolness. I'm always like yep. I'm down. I don't care if it's bad then it's bad But if at least it's okay, like there's some good designs there. There's a good mood Atmospheric, you know, I mean you'd think I doesn't have to be okay. Okay Like you'd think even like I'd say something like oh season two fighting tournament of that shonen Oh every every single one ever, but I'm like no actually that's kind of the problem is that gets really

So I'm gonna drill down become a little more specific on a I'm having a hard time storytelling or moment trope And that's everybody's got your back So when you're in a dark souls area and you find a bunch of don't give up skeletons or you have Certain rpgs or what have you it's like the as lame as it sounds like, you know, everybody comes together with the power friendship and Shit like that. That that's a lame way to say it But you know what the the kinds of moments that I'm talking about Like uh p3 has a really good one for example, right? Everybody

Everything came together to this moment Epo has a really really really good version of that And I think I've said that as well in the past of just like no everything led up to this point and everything came together And for this one thing where success will happen Yeah Alternatively, I also like when that ends in just abject failure because it's the biggest gut punch ever We all got your back Damn it

I'm always down for I can't think of anything where I don't have a version of it that like I'm like, uh, well you are You are so it has to be like I think at the setting. You know what it is It's like if it's original if it's something I've never I was about to say you're a sucker for novelty If it's original I've never seen the setting before there's a high chance and it goes into what we were talking about last week In terms of keeping up with the release you You are the the most of anyone I've ever met and I'm probably number two You are the card-carrying member of the cult of the new And the novel

It's fresh. Yeah feels good never felt this experience before My brain doesn't know what to guess you're obsessed with it being new I don't want to say obsessed, but it really Really, but I look at it makes it makes me appreciate the the creation process more Because you didn't have a ton of inspirations Like other things did you had to take some inspirations, but like mostly grab Completely fresh shit. Well, or I really or they took a bunch of inspiration and merge them together. You're not Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. That's much more likely

You're right, but like I went but the feeling of like pulling ideas out of nowhere Is something that I'm like wow, that's genius. Yeah, you know, it feels like good Look, I found this in my ass and will he goes wow Yeah, your ass Something that I think like undertale out of nowhere zero inspiration from anything from all anything from anything I was gonna say something I'm tired of and Like it happened a little bit with the demo of near-automata

I'm like and not against it, but I'll just just remind me of like I actually don't I'm getting really tired of dystopian future with Destroyed buildings everywhere. There was a society. It's destroyed now and it's just all gone and there's just Yeah, I'm just tired of that because I played so many games that are like that like especially in the 360 sort of the ps3 era there's always like You know, oh a society has crumbled and now we just got this and I'm like Near-automata, I'm sure like does well awesome stuff near-automata is slightly different because it's in the post post post apocalypse like it is it is like 11,000 years after the apocalypse like there is Nothing even resembling old society lab. It's a completely new society. I think of my head is I'm playing a game

I can't go there because there's a collapse building That's the the game world boundaries and I just when I close my eyes I just think of that I blame I blame ninja theory and enslave for being the The straw that broke your back even even every it's that I think sorry not to get good It's just it's also like every version of it is being explored, right? Yeah, everything from the fist of the north star version to the last of us version The last of us is being explored enslaved is also very close And they're being explored on a like super like boy that's super detailed boy. That's a bad even horizon

Yeah, but that doesn't bother me as much because enough of a new thing has appeared and there's so for For automata had you gotten maybe two hours past the demo you would have seen a lot more of the new thing That replaced it. That's fine. And something I never get tired of like I said cyberpunk before but like Yeah, like a Lovecraftian sort of 1920s detective mist everywhere Near near a fucking water source via the lake or a thing like I'll always be down for your adventure That's in that like pulpy detective mysterious monsters or somewhere I I just realized What the my perfect answer to this because it's the tropiest and it's like the most lamest like edge cool thing

Oh, I've got one too and it's blades that come out of the character's elbow Oh, that started early with you you watch the diver once I never saw the diver Okay, I don't remember where I first saw it, but I remember like chips enough is not that But he's pretty close and like the coolest thing about adam jensen is the elbows. Yeah, big knife comes out that beta blade Hey, so let me play it. Uh, Neo Geo Val calcium Dio from world Has like the biggest stupidest Yeah, that's great. I love it Yeah, that's one. I like the most impractical weapon anyone. Oh, yeah, because they're pointing towards your own body

Why was so there was a point in time and it wasn't actually that long ago Uh, but it was before all of this where I was obsessed not obsessed, but I would all I would watch Any movie I was all about any bright with gun katas any bright colorful like hipstery fucking Juno slash garden state style movie would be my jam I would love those things and I got because I had you had a fucking hamburger phone because I hadn't seen a bad one And then I think you saw And then eventually and then I even went to see the the Japanese one memories of matzako was kind of like that But then um, no and then I saw a bad one and I went oh, okay a bad one. Do you remember youth and revolt?

That's the the one with john michael sarah michael sarah that he has double identity Yeah, I got a friend of mine who is what do you how do you feel about nick and norah's infinite playlist? I didn't go see that. I It was out of my system by that. I have a friend of mine who has a simple problem Which kind of like in went little he is absolutely obsessed with the step-up movies and drumline And that style. Okay, so here's the thing though Everyone everyone will tell you that like drumline You that's still a good movie that shit will hold up and if you watched it you would understand

People will defend drumline. I did watch drumline and that's a good movie I It's so It's it's good in the way that I hear people defend like tokyo drift is a good movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why but it's like And like the core premise of that movie is so stupid He can't read sheet music So learn to read sheet music That's the end of the story

All right Good question Yeah, that's a good question. That's a good question All right, so let's start wrapping it up. All right. Hey, hey, hey yo, yo, yo, yo bark with me if you're my dogs Bark poochy woof bark bark. I'm put fuck it That's the day Poochy woof poof poochy woof poof poochy woof poof today. Oh really? Dark souls I could call sif poochy woof whoops dark souls

fair enough And he goes no poochy woof whoops I'm surprised you didn't call like popper mc doggo mc poppo. Well, that's two mix. Yeah, too many mix Oh, yeah, poochy woof. Get those mix out of here. I just poof poof You're saying we got too hot of a mix. We've got too many mix here. Woof woof bark bark. All right Help Matt you're streaming out last two tonight. Yes, I'm streaming out last two tonight at eight Uh, hope it goes. Okay. I'm scared. Oh, what? Wow. Yeah. Oh, I was like

Your streams are good. Oh, no, because it's a scary game. It's a scary game. Oh, you're also streaming Mario Mario Kart on friday Yes, I'm also streaming Mario Kart on friday. Really? Yeah Okay, well, I like I planned it two weeks ago and then I saw you put it out and I was like, oh crap Did you announce it? Yeah, I did when on the stream on the three near automata screams ago But I need to have watched that to know Well, yeah, but I didn't see your tumblr post until way afterwards. Okay. Well Because I checked all your shit to make sure you weren't doing it Well, yeah, because I put up the thing on the reddit like three days ago

But you didn't talk Joe. So your thing wasn't up on the reddit. I told Joe and he didn't tell me that it was anyway Okay, hey guys, you can watch a woolly versus video There's no schedule for that. Uh this week we'll be going back to kingdom kingdom death And I'm not sure what days but during the week. I'll probably stream dark souls two again at least once Uh, that's at matthew mcmuscles Yes, that's much I'm in angriest pat woolly. What's woolly versus this thing? Uh, yeah, I played another session of king. Oh, did you get your custom url yet?

Yeah, okay. Is it well, is it woolly versus the full words or woolly vs. Woolly versus the full word. Okay, and uh I yeah, we did another session of kakdm and uh brendan and I and moth and fisto continued our journey and Wow, this last session was fucking Nutty batshit all over the place. Um, but very cool. Uh, we fought against uh What essentially amounts to it and uh, there's a boss fight against a knight that 1v1s you It forces the 1v1 it it it encourages constant 1v1s against him. Okay, so it's a fucking radical battle. Um So that's gonna be going like are you tagging people in basically he has a zone

And the more people that are in that zone the stronger he gets. Oh that does that. All right. Yeah, okay And when you're not in the zone, he pulls one person in Okay, yeah, you know, you're gonna 1v1 you're gonna 1v1 this guy So that's gonna be going down plus of course more uh, not at all And what's coming up on this channel? Uh, we got uh, we got new stuff coming out this week, right? Well, we got more lots more yakuza. We got dark souls that might finish up this week Uh

You guys would know The dark souls finish up this week dark souls is probably not finishing this week Okay, but it is going to finish soonish because we are done So Batman is also Is also done. Mm-hmm. We have like three episodes left And so when you say episodes, do you mean uh of the game or of the of the recordings? So we're gonna start our new lp mad. Yeah, and it's a fantastic intro and then we have uh

We're we're discussing a possible three mad lp. We're kicking something around. Yeah, that might be a fun idea That I think that you guys came up with it. I think that is a good idea. It was mad's idea You met you came up with it. I think that is a good idea. No idea. Which one you mean? Okay, mm-hmm. Okay the black one What Yeah, yeah, oh, okay. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah, the black one. We gotta do the black one bulge my eyes out a little bit Are we playing are we playing are we playing binary domain? Yeah. Yeah, we're playing our area. Yeah So we're gonna do that and then of course, uh, yakuza is gonna continue. Yes

Mr. Shakedown is gonna continue dude. He's the best. He's gonna become the strongest living creature the primordial shakedown I love the lazy photoshop so people just tagging his face onto wales and shit. It's basically what's fine Yeah, it's basically what's a good representation of the character. Yeah Is there any other games we're looking forward to? uh Probably but I'm still trapped in in um Shibuya. Yeah. Yep. I'm same here Please don't take off my mask

Um, I'm looking forward to uh, don't you want to take off your mask? Well, it's the song. Oh, okay. I'm looking forward to the shape shifter Oh, the remains of edith finch. I played that a pax yeast and I really liked it It's from the makers of the unfinished swan. I think So it's you play as a girl that hops around Into the last moments of every family members in in her family because they all died She's the last one so you hop into their last moments of life. So it's several like you play several tales Uh, it's gotten really good reviews thus far. It comes out tomorrow and tuesday along about last night's stuff. Uh, Yeah, that's that's that's what I was hoping to play this week and um work

I have some I have some fresh shitposts right now being stewed some fresh ones some really good ideas Are you making shitposts? Oh, there's some good ones. Are you are you like? There's some good ones in the chamber. Are you cooking shitposts? I'm I'm like, yeah, this is stewing the pot stewing That's yeah, that's what it was stewing the pot Stewing the pot are you are you fucking marinating your shitposts until they're just right have it in the oven And you put on your shit gloves to pull it out of the oven of the shit oven. Yeah, the shit oven Are we just becoming mr. Mr. Lehi from fucking trailer posts a shitpost go check out my channel Okay, his channel is nothing but every every other video the other video is a shitpost

Yeah, the which I thought you know what's a shitpost that fucking jojo face cleanser review. You're welcome by the way That's a shitpost. There's no way a fan gave us those. Um, yeah Matt, you know what you're posting lea fucking layfield fucking drawings every day live fell those are shitposts. No, they're not They're very very serious I Got I got one that I Still need some time in the oven, but there's a concept. I'm trying to workshop a little bit here and uh might need some help actually on it

I think I know which one. No, you don't know what it is. Okay. Never mind that What do you need us to add our own marinade? To your shitpost. Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna work on this a little bit. Okay I want to watch and summarize This is a given anime that I have never seen Only by watching the link in park am v's associated with it That's like shitpost in human form. You see what I'm putting down here. Yeah, I'm thinking about it That's that's that's easy

Trying to start that that's easy. You get all the all the big moments and then you're supposed to like Say what your interpretation of what I think. Okay. Here's my question. Is it a review or summary? I think it's a summary and it's a hybrid anime theory Mmm Hey speaking of which did you know we talked about this a few months ago But did you know that link in park is delivering their next new album in like a month? You know what I probably did The life's up on how many more albums that they have after hybrid theory and we looked at like eight

A new era approaches. Yeah That's what we're doing dragon ball super now starts now stay tuned. Let's get the fuck out of here. All right. That's a podcast. Bye everybody