Castle Super Beast - SBFC 229: A Farting Dick and Balls are a Failure of the Game Designer

Episode Date: January 16, 2018

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music Oh, man! Oh, it's so weird! It's not just... I know! Oh, shit! Oh, no! I've never seen that! I've never seen it!

Oh! I was just scrolling through Twitter, right? Yeah, and that's real, by the way. This painting of this fucking rectangle sheet. Alright, so no, listen, listen. So, back in the day, right, farmers and gentlemen of great distinction would get paintings of their prized possessions.

Yeah, this has been around a little while. Exactly, and like, so the prized possessions of gentle noble farmers were their large sheep and cows. Oh, man! And so, of course, because as you would back then, the braggardly way would be to show off... Because that's like showing off your car. Exactly, your car or your house or your big bling.

Or your penis. But the sheep and cows are fucking impossibly size. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're basically giant rectangles of like, of prosperity. I think they're romanticized is what you're looking for. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, and... Haft.

Then their frames would have like, hey, wait. They're like vans, basically. Piggybacking off that. Did you see that fucked up post about horses? There could be so many that you're describing. They're like, I think the question was like, why are horses like, why did their legs break so much? And blah, blah, blah.

They're like, well, because they don't really have legs, they have four large fingers. Because it really has very little muscles at all in its legs. And it's just basically cartilage and bone. So horses are always running on four long fingers. Oh. And then everyone's like, I can't go to sleep now. That's horrible.

And I'm like... Just combine that with the fucking soon horse that's in the window next to you. Because you fall, your muscles like land on your muscles. Yeah. That's what they're for. It's squishy. Yeah, and they're red.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, he really doesn't like it. No, because that just reminds me of like, whatever the clip is from. Oh, shit. Where like the goat has the, it's a cloven hoof and then it pulls it off.

Oh, that's Adventure Time. Adventure Time. With the fucking creepy deer. Mad. Mad. Creepy. And it's really unsettling and it's pretty tame, but it's just like...

Not a fan at all of that. No, it wasn't just the rectangle sheep. It was just the stupid shit post comment along with it that was just, I feed my son, he is becoming powerful. That's what really freaks me out is when they show those photos of their steroid beast bowls. Oh, yeah. That are like, it's like what Brock Lesnar rides to work

or whatever, and the fucking bull has a tattoo on its little bull chest. Oh, no. It's, oh, I hate that. Dude, it's, how else is every other farmer on the block supposed to know that you're a badass bitch? You can't compete with that. Oh, fuck.

How are they supposed to know? I hate that. That's why things like you don't cover your neighbor's shit. Don't cover his house, nor his wife, nor his man servant, nor his maid servant, nor the stranger that is within his gates. Because it leads to this shit. For six days the Lord made the heaven of the earth.

It leads to Twitter shit posts. To see in the foundations of water. I can't. Therefore. Not a bad start to a podcast. I need, oh God, stop. Stop. The sheep is funnier though, but that's so bad.

The sheep is like misshapen. It's like a trapezoid. It's like when people like started drawing countries before they could really chart them out like perfectly. I literally can't look at it. You've discovered like a new like joke kryptonite. There's the meat cubes. There's infinite of them.

I don't know if you know this, but it's a thing. This was the artist's raison d'etre. When you got to fucking let people know what time it is, you show off your gigantic square vancows. Yeah. It's huge. That one. No, no.

That one's like. And it's so look. Look how much milk. And how much like house meat. V-Rile. Yeah. These bulls are and how much meat and how much sustenance you get from this livestock.

My slab of a son. It's incredible. I can't. It is. It is absolutely 100 percent. That's awful. I hate this that I've discovered like that happens to everybody. I can't believe you just caught on.

Discover some new horrible shitpost or image that just reduces you to tears every time you see it. Yeah, it's dude. Oh fuck. So, you know, and people from other lands will see these paintings and just freak the fuck out and go, oh my God, they're livestock. They're so healthy.

What are they feeding that Irish children? We can't go to war with them. Look how healthy their livestock is. They could feed like a hundred soldiers with that. They feed too many Irish children. Only the required amount. You don't need more than that. The Peaky Blinders will get you.

And the part where it carries over to sheep is what's amazing because it's a cross generation art form. It's an idea. Cross species. It's an idea that travels across different species. Exactly. Here's a giant pig. That's a big old pig.

That's just like an egg shape. What did you type in a Google to get this square sheep painting? All right. But you have to parse the cute square shaped animals? Yeah, that's for children. From the actual old and timey ones that were meant to show off. See, there's a horse that's in the bottom there, but no, is there any artist brave enough to name there to sign it?

Well, to do a horse like in that style. Because it's all cows and sheep so far. It does not seem to be. And I also can't find. Because it's literally the opposite. I can't find my favorite ones, which are the ones where the farmer standing next to it. And he's like, yo.

And he's proudly, he's wearing his Sunday's best. Look at me. And he's fucking proud. I got this. And he's like vaguely holding some type of farm instrument. Well, yeah. And its asshole is like above his hat. Yeah.

Because it's that high off the ground. I just, yeah. Bob Lesnar. No, it's something else. It's incredible. Bork laser. Yeah. Oh, man.

Yeah, leave that there. Oh, I'm glad that. So glad the barkbusters finally jumped on board. I was waiting how long it would take. Started sponsoring our channel. So I got confused when I saw that barkbusters was advertising on this because I was not part of the original joke. Yeah.

Right. So I thought, did somebody steal our idea and make a fucking dog company based off of this stupid joke we've been doing? Because I didn't know that it started from seeing a real company. No. So I thought it was backwards. I thought it was somebody heard you guys joking about Borkbreakers. Oh, Jesus Christ.

That's a big risk. What a way to go around. To fucking create a company based on one of our jokes. No. Matt came over to my place one day to record. And he saw the van outside for barkbusters. And then he's like... I was just pointing at it.

Just going, what? Why is there a company called Barkbusters? Did you finally pull the trigger, Willie? And I was like, yeah. That's they come in and they snuff your pups. I still think Borkbreakers and pup snuffers are probably better names. You guys came up with better ones. Doggo Destroyers?

Oh, that's good. That's really good. Destroyed. Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh, I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out. Stompers. Because I looked at that picture and I smiled, but I didn't laugh because it doesn't get that

reaction out of me. But I'm sure you guys must have like, it was months ago where it shows that like renaissance style painting of a guy grabbing a lion's mouth open and the lion looks kind of scared. And it says, when your dog eats something and you're like, what's in your mouth? That one killed me. I did not see that. I did not see that. I, like, I fucking died at these cows and bulls and sheep too.

But that was a while ago because they're not. Yeah, those days are behind. Somehow this never surfaced within my field of vision. I'm sorry to hear that. NBC was right. If I haven't seen it. It's new to you. Fuck NBC.

All right. Hey, what's up guys? Oh shit. All right. Oh, I guess we should start the podcast. Yeah. Well, we told the visual. We explained what the visual bit was so people could can play along if they need to.

Anyway, yeah, there's a podcast that we hope it ain't straight up like I laugh so hard that like all the oxygen refused to come into my body and then I'm lightheaded now. I feed my son. He is growing stronger. Because it's the combo of the stupid Ebola thing. I'm getting more power. I'm getting stronger every day or is it more powerful? No, no, it's I'm growing stronger.

I think it's I'm gross. I grow stronger every day. The wording is so important. It's so important. It's Ebola, man. Fuck. Oh, fuck. What was it?

Someone said that picture to Willie. I can't find it. It's obscure to find. Oh, man. Somebody I am growing stronger. I am growing stronger. Oh, man. It's the it's the idea of growing strong and something we all we all recognize the glowing

eyes. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Dragon Ball Super is real. Yeah, he's holding those charge buttons, man. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck.

I think that's that's the language we all recognize because my brain internalized that as I am obtaining more power. Yes, absolutely. It becomes that place of like when I see some soccer manager like cheering in the rain, my brain auto completes like a Super Saiyan transformation and then you see the gift of that as a yes. The media has ruined my perception of the real world. One of my favorite ones is the there's the the tabloid article like like just along those lines, same lines were just like Britney's and brawl.

And it was back when people were announcing characters for brawl. And yeah, there's some good ones. That's the old memes of just this is a photo of a real newspaper clipping. But yeah. All right. Somebody take this away from me. Take what? That's just the conversation.

All right. Okay. Yeah, take the meme out of my mind so I can re experience that again. It'd be like like a internal sense, internal sunshine of the spotless mind where you go in and you can only get memes taken out of your head. No, no. I never want to know. It's it's it's oh man, Sunday.

I spent a good day memeing. Please remove that Sunday. Holy shit. I can't I can't think about these memes again because it's too painful. I don't want to remember the relationship I had with these memes. I feel like that's a business Tom would open. Like Tom is strong. Like yeah, yeah, yeah.

He would fucking. But he would say sure. I'll take them out. But he secretly implants more in the back. But they're higher level means. Yeah, they're not that surface level. It's three layers. It's you got to really get an obscure on it.

My brain is racing to figure out how we how I can combine that stupid sheep with that horrible Meemur Wendy's commercial. For me, the Meemur Wendy's commercial is not about the commercial. It's about the guys. Exactly. Because the only version of it anyone ever has is the one recorded off the camera and fucking stop. Stop it.

When you ask your dog what the fuck they're eating and they start chewing faster. And yes, Samson is pulling open the lion's mouth. But the lion's scared of Samson. Of course he is. Samson's a fucking badass. He's got the hair. 314,000. Which is why it never makes sense why people use the name Delilah.

Cats do that too. Almost every animal does that. Like a parrot will do that. Oh, yeah. Well, sure. Can parrots chew? Parrots will fucking swallow stuff. Parrots will get eating disorders and fucking hate you and get like super fucked up if

you ignore them. Yeah. And if you get killed by a killer that says a word, they won't even repeat it back to the investigators to solve your murder. Only at the trial. Because they're so salty. OK, so I don't know how true this is. How many animals have been interviewed in different Ace Attorney games?

At least three, I'd say. A dolphin, a parrot, and there was something else. Now, I don't know how true this is. Do I account? Missile? Yeah, no, missiles. Sorry, Willie. I heard recently that apparently, have you heard of like how they teach words to parrots?

No. Apparently the way you do it. And again, I need to verify this. Do we decimal system? That's correct. You throw a sheet over the cage so that it's just enveloped in darkness. OK. And you just say the word over and over to it until it eventually.

It's like it's like being deprived of all other like there's no other sense. And the voice of God comes in and says a sound. And until you mimic the sound back, you remove the sheet. And then it learns, oh, if the sheet go on mimic the sound. And then eventually it's like, that's a sound you have in your repertoire now. Yeah, it's almost teaching it through fear. And if you say it, then like, oh, you're going to echo it back. Exactly.

It's breaking. Most things are learned and retained better through fear. Well, how do you think horses got ridden? Yeah, there's two ways to teach a horse. Do you know why the horse whisperer is the horse whisperer? No. The reason why the horse whisperer is a big deal. Because he threatened to break its fingers.

Is because before a whisperer came along, you had to have... There were the screamers? There were the horse breakers. OK. Yeah, that's a term. And the horse breakers would break in a fucking horse by taking it into a room, isolating it, and fucking shattering it mentally until it was obedient enough to allow a sack on its back.

We brought it down to the level of a horse baby. Basically. Yeah, there's two ways to train an animal. The fast way and the good way. The reliable way. Yeah. Yeah. No, you would absolutely shatter its spirit through various means until it was like, fuck.

Oh my god, I misheard you. I thought you said various... You said various memes. And the horse has to go to the clinic and get them taken out. Yeah. Oh no. I can't. You just lock the horse.

It's like clockwork orange. You lock the horse in a room. All four walls are a screen. No. You're rolling through 4chan. No, as fast as possible. No, you'd literally just put the horse's VR goggles on the horse and make it spend a full day in VR chat.

In VR chat. And then its spirit will be broken. You'd have to make a specialized helmet because since horse's eyes are on either side of the head. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. You'd have to finagle anything, but it could work. The horse will put the saddle on itself. Yes.

Do you see? Hey, hey, can you all hear that? That's the sound of Woolly getting ready to kill everyone's fun. Because I said the word VR chat. All right, so how was your VR chat adventure, Pat? Did you have a good time? Well, first I want to thank you. Did you find the way?

Did you find the Knuckles tribe? Well, you can't find them there everywhere. Okay, well, great. They literally persist. They're a universal constant. But one, I want to thank Googly for importing my source filmmaker model into VR chat for me. I appreciate that.

That's cool. But no, second. What did you get? It's the one that he uses in our animations. Yeah. Okay. And he also made a horrific Knuckles version. Okay.

Which has. Because you have to do that. Which has horrible. I did not ask him to do that. Yeah. Which has horrible stretch textures and looks really terrifying. But hey, whatever works. How'd that go?

VR chats a lot of fun, legitimately. Like most of the time that I spent was in a one to one recreation using the PC ripped models of Silent Hill 2 where they just put the whole fucking town in there. And then you turn a corner and there's a bunch of creepy anime girls having creepy anime discussions because people have just decided to hang out here all night in this one corner of Silent Hill and talk about fucking waifu anime. I can't get into the DBZ bit neither can I. So I guess we're here.

So it feels to me, I'm not a hundred percent, but it feels to me as if VR chat is just second life for people who never second life. It is second life slash the new generation of like. Second impact. Internet people that missed second life. It's kind of like that, but it's faster. Okay. Like the time to rip to install things like is lightning faster.

So sorts of goofy shit and copyright does not exist. What was what was the name of the PS three thing? My home. Oh, fuck. My home. Second home. Are you talking about like where you have an avatar? Yeah.

Yeah, it's home. Yeah. Yeah, that shit was lame. They forgot the name of it. Tested it. Designed it. Yeah. Oh man.

Sorry, but then it's like, oh, you're trying to explore these areas and then the pyramid head admin comes flying down to give you a thumbs up and then flies away and all sorts of just stupid, stupid shit drops on the ground or he has like a cape. No, he's literally like, yes, because he's he's he's clearly the admin so he can just modify his z axis with a button. So does everyone have a cut like is it like Minecraft or you make your custom server and then like people can do whatever they want? Or is there actually like a sort of like you.

I don't know about the creation aspect of it because clearly they don't give a fuck about like anything copyright. No, but yeah, no, you seem to make a some kind of public room that exists on a server and then if too many people fill up, you could it duplicates itself. So you're going to like, like Southvale was the name of the Silent Hill one. So like I was in Southvale 691 or some shit, but it goes all the way up to like 6000, 7000 instances, because each instance can only hold 40 to 50 people. Okay.

I don't know how this it works server side. But of that time, that guy playing his pyramid head was clearly some kind of admin of that server because he could teleport, he could do all sorts of crazy shit. Can you bring in your own environment? Yeah. And add it to whatever server you're in. No, it has to be its own contained space. Okay.

But you can have portals built in that will traverse you from one space to another. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. So like if you want like Silent Hill Part A and then Silent Hill Part B, but it's too big or some shit, I guess you can just link those together and then jump into Shadow Moses and pretty much one. Yeah. That'd be mine. And yes, I did go to Ugandan and Ugandan.

Yes, I went to Uganda and saw all that stupid shit and there were two knuckles sitting next to each other, literally just nonstop clicking the whole time. Was it hilarious? No, it was creepy. Oh, I thought it was hilarious. My mistake. No, it's, I appear to be, I appear to be mistaken. This is going to be a really bizarre sentence, but follow me here.

It's way creepier in person. Yeah, sure. I get you. It's wet. So like, oh, you're listening to children. Oh, yeah. You're listening to children. I'm listening to human shitposts.

Like, yeah. Horseshit kids on the internet. IRL meetups, right? Like, but it also includes all sorts of goofy shit. Like, oh, look, somebody managed to rip all the persona five environments out. Oh, I'll go look at Leblanc and then find there's a use gate just like clipping into the corner, like making a box fort and staring at everyone who comes in, not talking. Why?

Okay, that's creepy. Yeah. And then when I was in Silent Hill, I heard the most horrible noise in the world that sounded like dead, like wet death. I don't know how else to describe it, only to turn around. And there was like a 10 foot tall cockroach chasing me and my friends. And it was a guy manually doing all sorts of creepy cockroach noises. It's just the filth of the internet in one place fast.

Can you just click and like mute or ban somebody? You can totally mute people. Yeah, there's two options. Everyone's muted by default and you, you click on them to unmute them and everyone is on by default and you click on them to mute them. So like, And can you make people disappear? No.

But what you can do, and I saw I was really impressive was some guy was able to make his model not show up past a certain distance and be permanent transparent. And it was a little girl, little sister model from BioShock, but I'll ghost it out. It only appears when it's within five feet of you. Okay. And was running around scaring the shit out of people. Yeah. Can you play it without VR goggles?

Absolutely. That's why it's so popular, right? I was trying to understand this the whole time and I was like, there is no way this many people have VR access. There's a desktop mode. You just, you just, when you, when you start it up, you go to VR mode or desktop mode. I'm like, I'm like, no fucking way do that many people, like no way. No, there's absolutely no way.

No, you go to desktop mode and everything is there other than like you're, you use a mouse click. Yeah. And it has no cursor. So it's really fucking busted. Trying to, trying to do stuff. But also like in that, with actual VR goggles on, I'm sure like that, that, that can be comfortable.

Let's just get well. I think, I think it was disturbed. We're facing gamer that wrote this thing that it was basically like the nineties internet and that VR goggles makes it horrible because this 10 foot tall anime woman is yelling at you about bullshit and you deserve it. Yeah. Uh, it's so like, I'm surprised very much so that you are so dismissive because you, I figured you were the type of person that loved to roll around in the filth of the internet.

Well, yes. And I, and the idea of like the, the, the human shitpost as you described it. It's totally unfiltered. It's ridiculous. And like, and you know, there obviously was going to be a place for that at some point, but also this is, it's basically the ready player one. Yes. And I know that we're, we're gearing up for, you know, it seems like it can even go into

like a black mirror style thing. Like when you said, can you sensor? Imagine you can blur someone out there. Have you seen, have you seen the fourth season at all? Yeah. First. So I just watched the first episode of that and like, yes, possibly going in that direction. There's a second episode that's even more like that.

Okay. It absolutely feels like a black mirror episode that you willingly transported yourself. Jumping into the Oasis and you're in your fucking, you know, putting whatever model on and whatnot, but of course, because like fantasy and fiction would have you believe that people would ever take that shit seriously. The real life version of it is just asses shitting like in succession to create an orchestra. You know, like, But it's, it's all the little details.

It's when you, you turn the corner and you, you instinctually go, Oh, hey, Miku. Cause Miku's there. Sure. And the response comes back. Hey guy. Yeah. That's hilarious. There's a corner to turn is what allows that to happen.

And just, oh man, I'm going to steal a story from a friend of mine because he loves human misery and just loves to tourism that shit. So there's a, there's a bar that's popular. It's called the pug bar that people just hang out and just hang out like normal people. Sure. And he just watched this weird asshole just drone on and on about Resident Evil and Silent Hill for like an hour as everyone around him got more and more sick of it, but you can't make people leave.

So they just deal with it. Yeah. And then as soon as that guy leaves the room, it was, Oh, geez, that fucking guy. Oh my God. I can't stand that shit. Sounds familiar. Yes, it does. I mean, you know, eventually, like it's eventually second life started having classes in it and

schools that were like legitimately handing out credits. Yeah. And, and, and I forgot the fucking dude's name, but like the famous second life creepy guy that would never leave. Oh, Ralph Bouton. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And eventually like everything escalates to a point where someone's going to try to probably organize something to be neat and tidy in VR chat and that's going to go horribly wrong. I will complete the second puzzle piece for you guys also because you ask like, Oh, how's this popular? Oh, there's a desktop mode. That's part one is that you don't need VR. It's free. Second life was also technically free at some point.

I think whatever, but it's not even that. Then fine. Two, it's free. Three. Second life is banned on Twitch. VR chat is not banned on Twitch. I mean, it will be, but oh, it will be. Get your funsies in now.

Yeah. That's not going to last. And the Twitch integration is actually like astonishing in that when you pull up, if you, if you have the VR setup and you, you click Twitch on the button, you can physically pull up your Twitch chat right there to look at it. So it's integrated. Yes. Yeah.

That's not going to last. No. Boy, oh boy. Oh, yeah. Okay. That, that I know it's not a game. It's not. No, that's a tool.

Like, yes, like the first hammer that was created, you know, and the hammers of progress. Exactly. We humanity uses it to move forward. It's like the wheel. I'm off. But yes, for my exposure to it's it's creation. My it like, you know what I mean? Like the first I ever knew that this existed was right alongside.

You got into knuckles. Well, yes, you got into knuckles is what, what kicked started the whole like popularity, like the explosion also shout outs to the sonic Twitter for like taking it's time to really think about it. And they're like, you can't not say anything because in my mind there's there's a there's a Sega marketing guy, Japanese businessman sitting at his desk and he's holding two pieces of paper. What has you gone to knuckles on it?

And the other just says money question mark. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And many the fuck am I looking at right here? And like, no, I think I think they took their time and went, all right, here we go. This is this is the responsible proof. Good on you.

Good shit. That was well yes, you can absolutely have a good wholesome time in VR chat. I played for an hour last night, I played a trivia game. People have created like games, video games inside of it, there's an ATV thing. There's a trivia game where you just what was it? There were a bunch of questions, but it's like how the music died and it's all these, you have to clip into a box to see what's inside the box.

Yeah. And then it's a picture of a musician. And then you look and there's a hole that says drive by shooting or alcohol poisoning. Yeah, just throw the box in there. That one was easy. I definitely had one of those weird experiences of like, you know, the pictures and the things are flying all around and then you get to that moment where you're like you, you try to find the source of what this thing is and you see a video that has 2.2 million views

on it and you go, but how, but and why this came out right and then it's still not giving you anything. Yeah. You watch the whole thing and you know less than when you started because my brain is still going like, no, no, this is the cute little thing where he's singing the mash song. Right. Suicide is painless. It's the funny little cartoon.

What is happening here? And there's no link or explanation whatsoever until you get, no, that's the whole, that's what it is. It's just this. It's just that people and I, okay, it's fucking nothing. So here's it's fucking stupid. Here's the bathroom. Here's where the real meta nightmare happens.

Yes. Not the nightmare, which is going into VR chat, but the meta nightmare, which is I personally know at least two people who have started to learn how to model things in unity as a result of this. I got a buddy of mine. I was talking to him yesterday. He spent all day trying to get King from Tekken in and the end result was that he has a king that is halfway through the floor at the waist, T posing permanently, just flying around.

Okay. And then all but more work. You got Scolomania in there and it's, it's just, just game developers are being manufactured now. Are the, are the animations the characters are doing like pre-canned or there are pre-canned. The main thing is that importing your character and the reason why so many people are getting good at Unity now, it's significant. You have to rig your character if it didn't come with a rigging.

You have to like set your animation points and all this shit, but like, but like dropping an IK on a model has become easier than ever. Yeah. But not for total amateurs. Sure. Like for total amateurs and stuff like googly was able to do it in 10 seconds because I think everything that he makes is already rigged and well, yeah, well, Carrie's mod stuff is, but yes, there is, there is a baffling amount of like technical interaction, I would

say. Yeah. But so animations I've seen custom people can make their own custom emotes. A friend of mine had a creepy anime yandere girl that the model always follows you with its eyes. It follows everyone with its eyes. If you look at the model, the model looks back at you 100% of the time. There was a, there was a, there was a guy who was playing as the car from initial D in

Silent Hill. Oh shit. And Hachiroku, the gray box shit, oh look at that. And the car had headlights and that guy was the only one that could navigate the interiors of the Silent Hill map because they're so dark because there's no lighting in the, in this version of VR chat. So, yeah, so it's like, oh, why, that's a thing and the lights on your character are real and affect the world.

If you rig it to be real, it's, oh, it's crazy. Oh, it's the natural evolution of, Hey man, we're, I'm bored. You want to just look at dumb YouTube videos, but I just, I like, I've like nothing in my life has ever gone from like existing to cancer instantly day one, hit the button like on, on site, you know, like on inception. My first introduction doesn't say launch. It says cancer. Yeah.

No, you are spotting it into the world. Like holy shit. It's been fucking like nothing else in that regard. So because it's free, everyone can take a look at the cancer and will and will contribute. It's so weird because they have a hub area and the hub area just looks like a generic nineties PC game, like, like all like flat and flat like future area and everybody spawns as robots and in the hub, it's all normal sounds like an early S and K collection. Yes.

Absolutely. And then there are, then there are portals to the most popular things around and you look at it, it's like, Oh, that's busted. Oh, that's busted. Yeah. Oh, that's busted. Sure. It's, oh man, you got to try it.

It's, it's weird. I assume there's going to have to be eventually a sort of Mario maker-esque level of like the good shit slash the well done stuff is going to get more well. There's already a popular, a popular tab. Yeah. So, and a featured tab. So already that started to happen. So like Uganda is not featured, but it's like number one on the popular spot at all times.

Of course. Because it has to be. Yeah. Also, the weirdest thing is that you can just gain models. Like people have rooms that are just like, look, I imported all these 40 K models from the strategy game. Right. Click save.

Walk up to them and touch them and you have it. That's cool. That's cool. Which it, which is a bit like a tabletop simulator or like someone brings in like their virtual and I'm like, yeah. Well, that's, that's how Uganda Knuckles became so popular because you go there and you just touch this creepy box that's the skin of the devil and then you're stuck as Uganda Knuckles. Oh, it turns you into it automatically.

Yeah. Because it's like, what does this do? And you click it and now you're Uganda Knuckles. I see. And the, your viewpoint scales with where the eyes are set on the character. So all of a sudden everyone is super gigantic. Right. And it makes the, it makes the stupid trivia games really difficult if they're impossible

to complete by yourself because your character is never going to be the right height for all of the boxes. So somebody is always going to have to pick up a box and clip it through your face so that you can hear the grease lightning and know that that's from grease. Wow. Okay. Well, anyway, you should take a look. I should take a look.

I think I'll be able to resist. I might, I might be okay. I might be okay. I just want to hear the mash theme and then eventually, oh no, oh no, like that's, that's me. That's my speed. There'll be, there'll be something. And I want a little fade in of my face a little larger than me to do, to, to emphasize

the dramatic parts and then, oh no, there will be something that's fine, cool or dumb enough that will get you in there eventually. Always possible. Um, it doesn't take much. Uh, I will settle for, uh, I'll settle for Jehuti. I'll settle for Shada Moses. Are you serious? I'll settle for.

That's every character or thing that you could think of is already in there. But, but, but, but here's, but, but what I really actually do mean though is kind of like if someone decides to make a cool, awesome mech up wonderland or like wrestle world or something. I'm starting to work out in museums for sure. Battle world, right? All fighting game characters, right? Like here's what you do is I like, I, it would, if it was still just fucking cancer

though, I'd be like, man, like I would need lubricated, I would, yeah, and like, I feel like I would want a curated experience of sorts to really go like, all right, okay. Here's the problem with the curated experience. You can't have a curated experience because you cannot stop people from joining you and you're 100% ever and this and this the anarchy that is this world like is almost like reliant on that kind of rule. Yeah. So no, so that's why I'm like, yeah, I'm good.

I'll just exist out here and enjoy my thing in the meat space. It's fine with me. Yeah. Also, I played Horizon because I'm sick of waiting for Monster Hunter and it's like Monster Hunter. Horizon's really good. That's it. Um, also Ashley Birch does a fantastic job voice acting in that game.

Yeah. It's weird seeing the whole journey. Yeah. Right. From like one of our like shit posty internet people with the with your funny video all the way up to like proper career voice acting. Well, but I mean, that's happening like more and more often, right? Isn't that basically what like how Rena like as well kind of came in from like the sidelines

as opposed to the traditional routes of voice acting? Yeah. I mean, there's there's a couple of examples of it. I mean, even even fucking Takahata, like he probably needs one more big game. Like he's in more than I ever thought he was. Right. We thought, oh, yeah, lethal league, but he's like, no, I'm in battle, right? I'm in this and that.

And then there's other people. So yeah, there's it's one of those questions like, you know, when someone asks, it's like, how do you get into YouTube being or whatever? It's like, how do you get into voice acting? There's like, there's not really one way to get in and any of these things. There's multiple ways and so we've got to get out there though foot in the YouTube door. We could step into the voice acting door one day to do our own version of the Kira cry. Yes.

All right. Yeah. You know, woolly, if you really wanted to, you could just create a room in VR chat that just plays that scene out infinitely only if I could overlap it with the baby Jesus. Yeah. Do you hear that folks? If you make that, woolly will come to your VR chat. Terrible.

Overlay that with the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. Yeah. The rid, the fucking, the fucking improv hit. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Ever since I saw that fucking sheet, my ability to speak is gone. That reminds me of like some mix I saw, which is like four different versions of bring me to life.

The kids bop version, the normal one and operatic, and they played all at the same time. It was an experience. Wow. It's good stuff. Could you even hear it? Yeah, because it's not like someone just slapped it together and called it a day. Like, no, I got to I got to work this a little bit. It was it was.

Yeah. It was interesting. All right. Because I mean, like I always appreciate things like that when it's kind of like two nickel back songs, one in the left ear, one in the right ear, and you just sit there and fucking go like there's the slight differences like work your brain. Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

Like it's it's worse. I remember a million years ago, somebody made a version of that that was like, check it out. Coldplay stole this riff from some 41. And it's just like you have to listen to these two similar sounding things by these terrible bands and actually in order to go. Yeah. Okay.

Actually, Coldplay stole from Joe Satriani, but whatever, man, he made his money. I don't. Yeah. I don't fucking know. Oh, I also did one other thing led Zeppelin fan. Anybody? No. All right.

I don't know what you're saying, but I guess I should ask you about it because you keep telling everyone to ask you about it. Hey, woolly, what's the deal with DBZ fighters? It's a very good video. Should we ask you questions? Maybe if you want to, hopefully. What's the deal with push blocking? Why isn't it there?

I fucking want push blocks. Yeah, this game is there. They really want offense to be like, yeah, a thing. Yeah, because because I said before as I came in here, I got like four solid matches and I surprisingly won them because people are just, I want to play, but they're not going to training mode. No. Yeah.

Oh boy, go into that training mode. Yeah. I was doing dumb offensive shit because I was just like, I just don't want to press buttons right now. Yeah. And everyone's falling for it. Everyone can. Because the offense is so good.

Yeah. Because your basic tool set from the get go is dash up to your enemy and then your attacks lead to various options and supers and whatnot. This button mash leads to a hard knockdown. This button mash leads to a super. Exactly. And then you have a throw button and then you're like, okay, I got my tool set for my, for, you know, for you're not knowing anything matches and throw a button.

So it's its function, right? Sure. It's a function. So like I had actually never touched DBZ fighters until this beta. Okay. And one match ever before this right before I played it, I was reading this interview with the developers saying like, we want to basically, they really desperately want to ease that curve from complete novice to good player by adding all these little viable options

available to you similar to persona for arena. And boy does it work because every button is like an auto combo. We've done this dance before, but it, it re like, I was able to get up to speed to average way faster than I usually am because all that like just basic footsies in the auto combo does fine for a while. And then like, okay, well no, I'll just, I'm not going to do the auto combo. I'll do the magic series and then the launcher and then the magic series. It's interesting because, because the rewards are, are, are bountiful.

Yes. It, like the, the, the thing about it is that it almost like, it discourages you from like leaving those things behind because as long as they work for you, you'll keep doing them. Well, the other thing is so the average first 10 to 15 matches you play of Laurent, for example, are going to be no more than that. That's not sure. Let's say 20 are going to be at all times. It's it's the flow chart joke is like, it's actually applies here, right?

And it's like, okay, what is happening if, if in neutral, uh, super dash, yes. Right. And if super close, yeah, if super dash works, do hit, right? If I have meter, uh, do other hit and get going to super tag, whatever, hard tag when character is about to die and then rinse, repeat, um, Okay. Well, the dragon rush doesn't work anymore because this Gohan just blows me up with a crouching launcher every single time I go in.

Never land this anymore without responsibility. Unless it's a cross-up or unless it's just a chase during a combo or occupied, you know, you can do this or Vegeta is doing is terrible. Like, uh, Amashirazu assists. Yeah, uh, amazing. No, no, it is his standing move. No, sure, sure, sure. The assist is amazing.

The move is terrible. Um, yeah, rapid fire shots have their uses. Sure. But I mean, like, uh, all the beams just eat it and you can dash through it. Unlike the beams. Yeah, but that's, that's our purpose. So, so like certain special attacks are meant to be undashable and like key in general is meant to be like, yeah, you dash through it.

Um, anyway, though, the whole thing is that, uh, you get a point, you hit that point, right? And then you'll go like, you're never going to win a match until you realize what you stop doing until you realize what you're doing. Right. And so the wall that exists in fighting games, uh, for a lot of people, um, oftentimes is you press start, jump online. Wall is there. Yeah.

Here it's pushed lots of little walls, many little hurdles pushed back for a while. He's Thai. Yeah. Yeah. And then you get to wade deep in until you eventually you will hit that wall. And that wall is you can't do your stupid, your, your, your stupid irresponsible super dashes. Yeah.

You have to do smart ones and you can't just mash auto combos because that is doing nothing. Well, it's just like being more cautious and the person who's doing their proper chains is taking way more damage off of you. So if we're doing one, one, one, one, one back and forth, you're dead in a couple of exchanges and they're not exactly. And so like it went to this place where it's like, okay, I'm total beginner. I don't know what I'm doing.

So I'm just using the auto combo. Hey, this is working. Okay. Hit a guy. He's doing better combos than me, but we're both similarly trash. Okay. So he wins just like the way that you described. Okay.

So now I'm going to, I'm just going to learn the basic bread and butter like magic series that works for pretty much everybody. Hey, that's really good. Okay. Now I'm fighting now the next time. Oh, now I'm fighting. I can do that. But also he's very smartly tagging in his guys with their supers.

Was he, was he spamming block spamming block? Nevermind. It's okay. But and then, oh no, I'm hard tagging and getting blown up every time. And then now I freeze this down and now I'm two or three and he's recovering all this blue light and every single time I'm like, I can, I can, unlike Marvel or unlike, you know, some of the street fighter, even I can see. What he's doing better than I'm not doing and go, Oh, I should do that.

I should learn to do that. Start doing that. It was very rare that I just got blown up so hard that I couldn't figure out where I was going wrong. Absolutely. And the end, it's interesting because like, unfortunately, like playing online with like a, you know, somewhat of a somewhat lag in your matches, you're going to notice that the ability to like counter super dashes with a crouching

heart attack is much harder because you have to kind of predict it. Um, when you're doing it live, it's a more reactable thing. And so you kind of, it's smarter to just kind of go for the deflect in general. And you'll notice when you're getting cornered and you're like, I don't know how to get out of the corner. What do I do? That's, I got stuck in a corner. Yeah.

Getting cornered when they do know what they're doing and they use assists to hold you there, you really don't have a choice. You just got to hold it, right? But if there's a gap and you want, and you think they're going for another like normal attack, you go, you, you hit back in an S and you defuse them away, push them away. That when I was some guy, the person who kicked my ass the hardest, he was playing 18 and he was using Vegeta's assist and he pushed me into the corner

and I've never felt so trapped in the corner. Yeah. Like there are three characters beating on my ass the whole time. Yeah. And you can, you can try a teleport if you want to spend some bar on that. But the problem is, is that wasting your bar on that means you don't get to use the bar later when you really need it because meter is so important in this fucking game.

Get getting doing the big super that's going to chip somebody out because, oh man, that's a great thing only to get vanish attacked and them, them do their big super that kills me is the coolest thing ever. Yeah. It's so great. No, you raw supers don't exist anymore. Right. Like at the end of the day, if I have a bar and you do a raw super,

I'm going to vanish. You're not going to touch me. And then you get a free super depending on your character, I guess. Yeah. But it all depends because if it's just an vanish attack and it's on it's there's no sparking on it, then it's just going to be the kick, you know, unless you're beerous in which case you can kick them into your balls and then come along for that.

But so what I found out this weekend personally is that, well, it's not what I found out. It's more just like a confirmation of it. But like, yeah, I, you know, I know like a lot of people in the FGC and I'm friends with that and I do FGC things. And then, of course, there's all this stuff we do here. And so like while there's a mix of people that like I talked to about like fighting game things and like it kind of hits some years of FGC and some years

of casual in this with the Dragon Ball situation. Way, way, way more than ever. Everybody is talking about it. New people. Every single person I know are coming on are here and like listening to everything and are just like, OK, what's going on? What do I need to know? What do we do?

How do I get into this? Right? Um, it's a huge, huge, huge spike in terms of just like general interest, general interest, or a smash and not even like, um, and not and general interest in a way that's like not like I'm coming from a different fighter or I have some sort of, you know, basic background in it, like, like completely, completely new because it's like the the the sort of hype in general from fighting game fans is now like transferring that people that don't even really play

fires that much. It's not like Raging Blast or Xenoverse where no one really cares outside of the Dragon Ball community. So when there's this group that's yelling about it, like really, really general people that don't even really maybe need to play video games in general that much. It's well, it's all the Dragon Ball hype from that all the Dragon Ball. It's all the it's all the exactly.

It's all the hype from like it's a new Dragon Ball game. It's shiny and it's got all the flavors that I enjoy. Yay. It's seasoned. Yeah. Right. But it's also like, but the guts are really good. And because the guts are really good, um, it's legitimizing, you know, what

would otherwise be ignored by a lot of people that like like a Xenoverse type game is like, yeah, it's you can make your own character and this is like people that watch Dragon Ball as a kid or like on YTV. And they're like, oh, yeah, people talking about Dragon Ball. Yeah, there's a new anime, right? And like they just know about Dragon Ball, but they don't watch Super every week or whatever. Same thing that Netherrealm gets when they do the injustice games.

Hey, look, it's Superman. Yes, I know who Superman is. But also he can beat Goku. Yeah, it's a damn you screw attack. But also it's legit. Yeah, right. It's Superman, but then it's it's a real game. It's a real good fighter, you know, so it's a lot of that happening.

And yeah, it's kind of interesting because like, you know, like, like I say, like Max is forever like the the the widest bridge of like what's a fighting game I've ever seen, right? Probably ever will be. Yeah, no, his kingdom of dudes is like absolutely essential at introducing people in to the world of like what a fighting game is about. And like, you know, what like how you like blah, what am I trying to say? What it's like when you're fighting against another person and why

that's so fun, as opposed to just like beating up the CPU for a while and then tossing it away forever. Yeah. Um, and I think like we also have that ear a little bit, a little bit, not wearing a smaller version, nowhere near comparable. I like that Max and he's doing like the beta for 21,000 people. Yeah, of course, of course, of course. Exactly, right?

Um, and, and, and like, and because of that, like in a way when I'm kind of like just, you know, checking out vids and talking to other people that I know that are like more FGC related and stuff. Um, and then the response comes back going like, we don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What are these buttons explain and things like that? And it's kind of like Hadoken. Okay, this is an opportunity to actually help a lot of people get

their bearings here where they have none, um, because it seems like a lot of people are kind of showing up and they're seeing the floating island, if you would, or let's say King Kai's planet, you know, and everyone's on it and it's they're all the, and the FGC is on it doing their thing, having fun and they're like, okay, but how do we get there? I don't know why I don't get that. Yeah. And they're like, I can see you guys having fun and I want to have fun too.

But I, what is that? Right? Why is there a giant ring of viruses? Exactly. And so, you know what I mean? And so I'm like, can I get in? And you can. You can get it out.

And the, and the way to do it is honestly just YouTube and Google. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's everything you want to know. I put a lot of time on Max's channel this, this weekend, like on his character breakdowns, because I pick up cell, I go, I can't get the cells move list. How do I do cell?

It's like everything is just a basic search away. But that's like, some people are like, a lot of the time, just so overwhelmed that it's just like, I don't even know where to start. You know what I mean? So it's really overwhelming. Yeah. So I'm basically just like, okay, like, let's say you have a console and you go and you see the four different versions of Dragon Ball fighters, you

could download that's, that's a separate thing. That's legitimately confusing. That's also confusing. Very much so. Um, but anyway, my point was just like, I'm like, all right, let me be snake way right now and just be like, Hey, I'm not that amazing at this game. But I've had a lot of time on it. I know a bunch about, about the tech and how it works.

I can hopefully give you some ideas because there's stuff that's not explained right away slash it's explained in the tutorials, but, um, you just, you might not be thinking about app applying the thing they taught you in a completely different use, you know, um, like, for example, uh, the fact that you can tag in your partner to come and jump in and do a super or, uh, is a useful thing. But then the elaborate version of that is like, you can also tag them into do like a specific super, yeah, like a level three by doing the input plus tag when I found out that you don't need to do your own super.

Exactly. That's where I was going to tag person. Do their super blue, my fucking and now, and then suddenly the world opens up. Snapbacks are free. All tags are free. Like, well, well, a tag just means hit a good combo. Yeah. Yeah.

Any good combo. Just, um, but, but no, but now the world opens up because your combos are now your character, your active character is all of them. Yeah. You know, you have to think about not just what supers you've got, but what your entire roster has because theirs is just as good. And yeah, I'm not too happy with freezes, grounded super options. Well, luckily I have team Gohan on my team and he can just do the fucking

families, the families, the family commandment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's really fun. And, um, I, you know, who did you play? Like, what did you kind of, I played to everybody that's in the beta to like learn, you know, at least learn their moves and their, their stupid gimmicks. Yep. Uh, who, who did I like?

A door freezes great. Gohan's great. Both Gohans are great. Cell is amazing. Cell seems so good. I like all the villains, honestly. Okay. Uh, Napa, I don't know if he's good or if I'm good with him, but I do enjoy

seeing people stop moving and freeze and have their brain seize up when the Cyberman comes out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because nobody knows how to actually fucking deal with that yet. Well, guess what? You can't deflect them. Oh, it's so good. That's his, that's the main, the only thing he's really got going is that you can't everybody seem fun.

The only issue I would have with the roster is, is something that I have an issue with with DBZ overall. And that's Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Gohan, Piccolo, Krillin, man, they all have a lot of similar moves. Oh, yeah. I really wish more of you would have learned something like Hell's Own Grenade than just another Kamehameha. So the thing that they did too was they made the move list for each character

much smaller than other fighting games because of the fact that you're going to have three of them. Or much smaller than like just ArcSys games. In general, yeah. So every character has two specials on their attacks. Like a forward Hadoken, a back Hadoken, and then they'll have a forward special, a back special, and sometimes a down version. Yeah, that's it.

You know, generally you're talking four moves tops. If they want this to be successful, it's probably good to make quite a few reusing Ken's learning three teams of three new people coming in, but then making characters that are really different, like Beerus or it's great that the timing is such that like Super is happening now because a bunch of the super characters are weirdos in comparison to the Z. Yeah, I wish it was in there. Well, Beerus and Hit and what will eventually be Jiren are all going to

be very different. What about you? I took the three characters I wanted to learn and just played my four matches. That's all I was able to got. It was 18 cell and Vegeta. Those were the three. Oh, the first match I had was I was just a go, go, go team. I don't care.

All right. So that was the starting team of Goku. I think Gohan and and and Krillin or whatever. OK, but yeah, I didn't really get enough time to like really, really come to grips with everything. But like, honestly, when I this is like the first real real time I got to get some hands on, I was like, wow, this feels like a different type of fighting game.

Like these mechanics are so like rooted in fighting games, but work slightly differently than everything else, even like Guilty Gear to me at least. They you're right. Right. Super, but it was yeah, I was surprised. The only thing I'm worried about and this is just me and no problem with tag games, but like the concept of tagging in this was almost overwhelming when I'm like, right, got a tag promise you it won't be after 10 matches.

I'm sure I tagging was not a problem. Assist, but yeah, they melt my brain. I'm never comfortable. I promise you it's it will. It'll come. Yeah, I meant to say assist and not tagging tagging. I'm able to tag in any like if you've not played a game where you have to use assists previously or like you played Skullgirls without

them or so. I played Skullgirls without them. Then that's then yeah, you're going to be in some unfamiliar water. But like I promise you it's very, very simple. I know this goes against like the composition of the game, but I do wish there was like just for if you just want to have one character. It's like I wish there was like a mode that you can just have a one on one fight or have KOF style, just a team.

There might be and not have tag. There might be a special mode. Yeah, because I can do both and I'll and I'll learn how to tag and do whatever, but I always prefer more. If you hate assists, Matt, then picking 18 is a good choice because you have an assist because no, because you have, uh, man, this is my favorite. There's a lot of astonishing like fan service and like extra content just for funsies, but level three, 17.

Yeah. Level three, 17. Yeah. Where you're super. No, it's, it's, uh, it's, uh, EX move. Where I didn't get to do it. It's fantastic. Um, Android 18 calls out 17 to do various moves.

Uh, one of them is just a basic kick. Another one is kind of like a shoot some fireballs and things like that. And then there's one that costs a bar to do it and when it comes in and he drops in and he just goes, you're going to be fighting Android 18 one on one. And don't you wouldn't dare think of, uh, of interfering between this battle or whatever the line he says from the mango was, and it's the exact same line that he says to everybody when Vegeta's, and he just stands there and crosses his arms and if you call out a fucking assist, he destroys it.

Okay, okay. He does what looks like a level five super basically. Oh, like the, like the giant splash over it and like annihilates your assist. So it's like, don't call anybody you're fighting her on. I bet, I bet you really want to call Gohan to use his Shoryuken to get out of this corner right now. Don't you? Yeah.

It's, it's, um, stuff like that. Krillin's on your team with 18. That means her super changes to include Krillin. Goku's on adult Gohan's team. So you get the Broly annihilating family super. It's like the one thing that Marvel has. But it's all over. Yeah.

Like the Bucky and Cap. Oh yeah. Bucky Cap. It's like the one thing. But it's every character with every thing. It's seemingly so far. It's actually not, not a ton of it. It's like, it's those two.

And then there's rumors of a dramatic finish with Goku versus Frieza. I've seen that. Yeah, I saw that. That was on a stream. We haven't seen the, we haven't like seen, we don't know how to do it. But, but there's, I think it might be they are the last ones and it has to be Namek and it, Namek has to be exploded. There's a lot of things.

But, um, yeah. So, okay. Uh, so with that, I guess, uh, eternal champion. No, that's, no, that's cool. Cause I'm like, okay, my impressions, uh, for these characters, I got like, I played the original, you know, set and yeah, Cell is 100% on my team. 100%. He's so good.

So many, everything he does is good. Yeah. He's got such incredible abilities. Now, the thing is, is that a lot of that, um, that thing that you guys are talking about where it's like, this feels very different from other things you played and whatnot. Uh, but not like really different. Not like there's absolutely shades of familiarity.

Cause I said movement, movement is guilty gear slash anime. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla where we want to position ourselves. What's happening is you see characters playing footsies more often you see people doing more normals and spacing and jumping and doing things that you see in guilty gear and blaze blue which is like jumping instant air dash right so you'll catch a lot more slow and calculated gameplay in those moments yeah and it's super interesting because not ever like some characters are way better at just that early phase of the game then they are dealing with actual like footsies later on shit like how kid boo can slide across with his medium kick you know are incredible or like beer is his ability to do his crouching medium and like again across the screen you know it's like as I was playing my matches as opposed to every other fighting game ever my matches were getting slower the better I got yeah instead of faster that's what happens here um you'll also see that like the person you're fighting will stop and wait to see what you're doing to you know because your weight you're like oh you know okay alright he's not doing it alright let's see how we can open it up the overheads are like you know they're big slow overheads and then you want to try and call an assisted whatnot so a lot of these like moments are going back and forth in a very deliberate way and like that part of the game like that's the that that that feels super good man I love overheads in this game like you can't combo out of them but they do a bunch of damage they they're good and you can you can't a combo out of them oh you can if you've gotten assists oh yeah oh assists that'll cover you yeah exactly I don't yeah what overhead drive gohans sure you can rush and do your thing oh rush is to get to the people who get knocked into weird positions by the assists

oh you can use it for that oh or you can just jump into manual combos but that whatever you know take your time but like yeah that's a good way to man gohans install go yeah I missed I went from like oh this character is cool to like well not going to learn how to play this character do you know what he gets he gets the ability to break the combo system he gets reverse beat he fucking gets to go up and down this the he comes a killer instant character yeah he gets to go up and down well more like jury with with the thing on tendon engine right yeah or not 10 is a tendon yeah yeah yeah it is maybe right so he gets to go mediums to lights if he wants to and that means at level seven that means overheads back to lights and and crazy shit like that yeah J goes thing was around the world so you just go lights mediums heavies lights medium heavy like you right right and to those who are unfamiliar with gohans install it's like dragon install but it requires seven bars meter well you can do level ones but the one we're talking about requires seven bars sure I wish you looked a little bit different though like he has a little electricity yeah there is more of it yeah yeah yeah and you know what that's a that's the other thing is that everything in this game in the way that it plays in the way it feels like I'm recreating the show and my disappointment and how goat on looks during his install is the same disappointment I felt when he showed up to fight Majin Buu and didn't look any fucking different and even his energy was like the human white instead of the yellow yeah he's doing the mystic shit man although what's awesome about that is that it pops so fast that like when people do their super

dash at you you can just punish them with it so that's fun and then he gets the ability to teleport do teleport elbow what I also noticed to not get too into like fucking nitty gritty details on the on this game is that yeah we'll have plenty of that two weeks eventually is that the thing with the like the fact that there's all these Super Saiyans and so on and all this bullshit right they still managed because someone's paying attention over to make it so that when you see a character standing on the screen facing someone else they're they don't confuse you as to who's who yeah if you see someone in orange with black hair that's Gohan if you see someone in orange with yellow hair there's no actual crossover where there's like you can Super Saiyan Gohan for Super Saiyan Gohan or regular Goku because if you see a short guy with Super Saiyan hair that's teen Gohan like it's young Gohan yes and he's wearing purple right so that they were very careful to make sure that the combination of orange and black or blonde hair doesn't fucking it's why there's no SSJ to Vegeta or Goku or go tanks or go tanks yeah Yamcha and Gohan a little bit but their stances are pretty different also well also Yamcha has a completely different shade of orange yeah really massive I also and Goku Goku and so Goku's is orange is the orange you know Gohan's orange is deeper yeah yeah and Yamcha's is lighter it's yellow it's more yellow yeah right okay yeah and on top of that they avoided the funsy color blindness issue on the Namek stage and all the blown up ones was like oh character lighting is completely not influenced by the stage in anyway there's that like and even if you change default colors around you're not going to change Goku Super Saiyan hair color he's going to be blonde in all those costumes so you know the colors in this game suck because no one ever wants to play anything but the default color

okay fine you're different but I coordinate that shit I actually find a lot of the other colors to be like like it is his how I fucking and like vomit yellow boo well here's the thing get ready to probably pay for some good ones sure okay but if it's like persona but I disagree because the characters that I play had some great ones and 16 who's not in this has incredible colors I didn't look through every color of every character but the ones I did I was like I was very disappointed that out of all the characters I really wanted to play that 16 is not in this unfortunately and I was hoping Napa would have an armored heart attack but he does it it's so weird he's not a bee is not what I thought he's not a beefcake character he's just a big slow big normal guy he's a really easy to use version of Carl where the the fucking robot is just all automatic sure I guess yeah I mean I wouldn't even compare I wouldn't call him a two he's not he's not that though he's not he's more of a like because that's a type of character that involves like you control to at the same time yeah um and and cyber men are almost like they just pop out and go for their thing I was really surprised to see all the English voice acting in the beta already where did I switch that sound options I went to sound options I didn't see it it was there it was was it isn't only on the main menu or can you change it in game I couldn't find it maybe Xbox early that'd be weird be weird but if you didn't find it yeah sound options it wasn't it wasn't buried or anything I was and I'm also very impressed by how much Goku hates his kids yeah how much well more like how much Goku continues to remain faithful to his character oh man unimpressed unimpressed so fucking hilarious I really watched a video this weekend with Toriyama's like I don't want him to be a hero I want him to be like this asshole it just wants to fight like that's always what he was supposed to be in the anime kind of tried to change it here and there

but that that thing that plague but he wants to fight at like risk of everything and everything and everyone just so you can go like the that goofy like he does you know the big fucking like sequence going around is Goku fighting Jiren and Jiren goes I'm I look for I look for that which lies beyond strength and Goku goes yeah I want to get stronger too like yeah what that's that that's that Ryu Akuma philosophy yeah he was an idiot basically so yeah but you mentioned it earlier and and 1000% I have no choice in the matter fucking hit is gonna be oh yeah on the team was watching Max's breakdown he's like yeah he plays a lot like Akahiko well that's that you know and I just hope he's not bad I hope he's terrible you know his name is hit not Keyblast right you know he's probably he's probably gonna be absolutely trash in the air where most of this game takes place so we'll see what happens but fuck no choice let's see if you actually stick that I yeah I know cuz I because every time you're like I don't care I'm gonna main Makoto and SF4 like all that worked out okay well first of all first of all I know you want to pull some shit out but that happened with Viper yeah and that was it everywhere else I stuck by my shit Blanca is still the main Makoto came out I secondary Makoto and I still do but that's the thing it was Viper that I wanted cuz I'm like she's so cool I want to fucking and then it's like FFF good luck do that do that like trial 15 and show me what you got and then I'll do it in match or you're dead I feel bad for street fighter cuz it's coming out tomorrow and I no longer care I'm excited for it okay I no longer care as much let's say that cuz that's I do wish that both games were like a month apart rather than like a week and a half sure and I and I also like we're allowed to care about more than one thing but but yeah there's definitely some fierce competition out there and everyone wants your bucks fighting games are back but truth fighter if you already have it then you don't have to buy anything well you have to buy the character still season three yeah but yeah but the a but the but the

and it's occurs like free for a little bit she's free for a little bit but yeah but the V trigger two stuff in the whole like makeover all the system changes is free so there's that you get to enjoy that now more than anything I feel bad about monster hunter coming out on on dragon ball day are you because what they're those like I know that they're not the same those are different but I'm saying but where my time sink goes oh for you yeah because you're you're coming for fighting games and you're a neophyte at monster of course so that's where my my brain is gonna be craving the drug let me have dragon ball for a while like and and and like monster hunter you know like I want to go in and I will go in but like you understand the fucking the fucking the jonesing so on the vein that applies to you and it applies to a lot of folks that we know but like I guess the reason why I'm like don't worry about don't feel bad for monster hunter because monster hunter is more popular than fighting games sure like worldwide yeah overall it's just it's just another it's just they like two interests on the same day thing and yeah you play both that's a good day man yeah you can play both but I'm thinking a lot more about one of the other thing is it's you can play both but they're both games that require significant time investments yes they're both they're both journeys I guess you would call it like yeah I'm gonna sit here in the like monster hunter added a lab they added a lab for your training mode which means just play both is really like you can sample one and then play the other yeah because one of those two were taking your fucking well you can play both just don't play anything else well there's that too um yeah I mean like I like I can literally just talk about dragon ball forever so there's nothing else to really talk to

I'm supposed to ask you questions you go ahead I hope I can answer them how do I do assist good do you like the game you're like actually it's kind of flat no hey hey I hate dragon ball you know who we should all feel bad for Dissidia NT which comes out on the 28 oh my god I even know that's getting destroyed that's that's that's getting destroyed by the like fighting game communities Final Fantasy the open beta for Final Fantasy NT is happening right now yeah and I didn't even know about it till last night there are some real big Dissidia fans out in the FGC as well but but for Max isn't putting out Dissidia videos is he well for the actually he is when he put out a Sephiroth breakdown video a few days ago I miss him officially I think he's being officially sponsored by Dissidia I just all I see is all I see is dragon ball yeah no that's super not true that's super not true I didn't say it was true that was my truth what yeah well but anyway no like I said if I can if I can snake away the gap for for for people then so be it I'll do so gladly like go to their houses yeah what are you hold their hands on the sticks all put put your answer questions on Twitter hey can we get an image of woolly like Jesus and the guy shooting up but it's woolly's hands in your hands on the arcade stick you know when I looked back and there was only one set of footprints in the sand that was Jesus why didn't you you carry me teach me guard cancel and fucking teleported on you weren't ready on it

the only place to put the bomb sorry kinkai what couldn't you have transplanted yourself into space Goku I he would I couldn't think of anywhere else at the time is that because you're an idiot it's because I have to think I have to be I have to think of the place that I've been and if I think of a random place out there somewhere I don't know where that's going to take me go to the spot where Namek used to exist no because what if I teleported inside of a rock then that's fine too honestly yeah for the situation you were dealing with but but no I wasn't sure I like all I couldn't think of anything else at the time all right before man I got to bring this up because it pisses me off every time I think about dragon ball cells bullshit I'll live I'll live no matter what as long as my brain isn't destroyed followed immediately by the instant transmission command may have vaporizing him from the knees up where is his brain in his fucking toe no I thought it took away like no wait that was the final wasn't it as long as one cell survived yeah I thought it was as one cell survived I was pretty sure that he said brain and then no I thought it was because boo it was like one atom of boo survives and boo can regenerate I just think it's appropriate for cell to be like as long as one cell survives God damn it I really wish I could make his voice Japanese only

yeah that sucks actually that you have to go all in on one or the other because cell in Japanese is Norio Wakamoto I know but so I need that in my life but you're a big Wakamoto fan so I got what can I say to you God when he does this fucking quote on yet that sucks because that's farewell Street Fighter 4 feature that should be exactly exactly and like I'd understand if there is no other fighting him doing you know what I get it might be one of those things where it's actually like some kind of stipulation from Toei maybe I mean it just it feels weird because like you can you get so many voice options in something like Persona 4 arena and you get so many voice options in Street Fighter 4 exactly and like did five have individual no I don't think so five did not have that so like yeah that's a feature that is just like you know we got it and then we're moving backwards in time and it's not like people are moving forward with the fucking the cool shit because I want Japanese cell and I think that's about it I prefer Japanese free sitting which reason yeah sure yeah but but I mean but you know posh asshole is what you're supposed to but I'm never going to switch over to Japanese because get out of here fucking Gohan family with the fucking the old grandma voice get out of here yeah no I and I actually don't mind Teen Gohan's English voice like he does he doesn't have her that's Ryu also not not not adult go tell you also English Vegeta forever yes yeah yeah

go what is it what does he call you in them not scum God he does a thing he shouts out often while you're fighting and it's and it's like I'm sounds like what he would say it's like it's an S word but it's not scum it's something else but anyway yeah you see you see some bot is talking mad shit to shimel yeah I'm Twitter and challenging him to fucking DZ matches I'm gonna get good at DBZ fighters and kick your fucking ass Goku mmm awesome sick no I think all modern voice actors for English Dragon Ball should fight the old Ocean Dubb sure that would be the final that you see that that happened out like a little bit I saw something similar to that did you did you see that that happened really no so there's a copy free copy Vegeta that shows up it's a weird slime monster that's Vegeta and his voice by Vegeta from the Ocean Dubb yeah they got him for that it's the most fucking dumb it's as much as I'd pay as I can team four star voice the guys with the big plastic heads in the recreation of the cell tournament I'd super all the official dog for the fucking Canadian voices man I'll pay for Canadian voice Canadian voice pack rock the dragon

I said I said fuck this game I can't put on rock the dragon or the one I forgot about you remember the other one yeah yeah yeah dragon dragon ball I guess Canadians yeah if you're a 90s Canadian kid you'll remember this but just just give me my my norio wakamoto alright that's alright that's enough put your dick away I love it he's bison man he's bison yeah that's good he's also on that guy from Wolf's Reign so you know do you think people will ever start spelling dragon fighters yeah name correctly yeah no I don't think so I don't think I've seen a single person like type it correctly and because the name sucks it's not Dragon Ball Z fighters Dragon Ball fighters well I said it wrong today I said DB I constantly screw DBZF yeah it's DBFC yeah let's fucked up me really quickly I played also really good game called Spider-Man 2 on the PC how's it on PC because it's completely different version what really that has web anchor points

that float in the air that you point with your mouse and click and it is the worst version of anything I've ever seen but still Bruce Campbell got another paycheck to do exclusive voice recordings like click on with your little mouse there I fucking played that game I bet you did oh my god I know the exact one I couldn't play it because everyone's like you gotta play this here's like a link to get it working and it just wouldn't and so I had to I had to death cargo it and order the CD and does it not force you to be Peter Parker for the first like 40 minutes or so that's that might be something else shit I played like two hours of it okay there was like one cutscene where you're Peter Parker there's a PC it might be Spider-Man 3 PC but where it's like you're forced to be Peter Parker for some bullshit amount of time me that doesn't I don't know but it was a PC version that was very different from the others who was the first guy you

fought the first guy you fight is Rhino yeah no I'm 100% talking about that game maybe I'm just remembering the Peter Parker section you do you do have like a cutscene or two as him but I played two hours of this and there was not any long okay mission where you're in hey who's worse than shocker this this part of the game has one exclusive that's not in the console version Spider-Man 2 who's worse who's worse than shocker replaces Electro Electro looks terrible this is like worse like he's never been in a movie um just name me Spider-Man's room the spot no uh Hydra man you're that tier never been in a movie Mysterio no Mysterio is good um oh fuck that tier is awful cuz when I'm gonna say this you're gonna be like um stilt man no uh fucking come on well you gotta one more from you I'm trying to think of like not just nothing everyone I'm thinking of is someone of some significance I thought Rhino but I'm like no because then you go into the

fucking game and then you go to the the fucking jackal territory and all that spider yeah fucking he's again jackal tier doppelganger anyway yeah it's not gonna be in that you're gonna say it and we're not gonna know who it is Puma sure yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the first that's the only comic book I ever bought ever with spider-man versus the Puma the Puma issue too cuz Puma is just a god damn like bad wolverine villain and he you have this the longest mission in the game is against Puma where it goes back and forth back and forth back and forth there's also an incredibly early form of QTEs in this game that are the worst a proto QTE I mean does it does it it predates god of war no but it doesn't predate like Shenmue for example but basically what is and there's a couple of videos on the internet almost to the level of spider-man 3s QTEs what was it cuz I'm again I'm like you're ringing a bell here it's

during the tutorial where this water tower is just gonna fall and it says like click and you know and if you click and then spider-man is not near the water tower and it falls and he back flips to the left where it wasn't even going he was not in danger and if you do not hit the QTE he does not get hit by the water tower it falls in the same area but he just falls on his ass and takes damage it's just the most hilarious mouse and keyboard QTEs are the absolute worst there's very little that's worse that's what they are rife with bugs to so that was fun fun also played severed for the first time and that's the first person yeah made by drink box studios yeah they're follow up to guacamole and I was playing on my switch and I was like yeah Liam's been banging on about this game for a while and I can see why it's on the switch in the iOS yeah no now you can play it yeah and it's quite good and I want to

keep playing more of it where it's just it's kind of like you know like an old PC game like Ultima where you just you just zoom forward like you're on like a track basically and you can turn left friend center but like the actual slashing mechanics and there was a scare in the first like two minutes of the game where I was like whoa this is doing a lot with atmosphere even though the game is brightly lit with like neon colors everywhere something really creepy happen I'm like geez well I'm going to keep playing that and I had a bachelor party for our friend Rocky the real Rocky how's the rock doing he's doing good midway through I rented an Airbnb for us to all stay I was called the Hobbiton and it because it has a big wooden circular door like like bag end or whatever and you know that was our main base for operations we didn't axe throwing we did nerf war which was amazingly fun was it they just put you

in a big arena and they had big plastic like barricades like inflatable like barrels and things and just alright you play it like dodge ball if you get shot was anyone honest about getting hit though I think so there are never any big controversy my problem with nerf is that you're it's so soft that you can't tell if you got hit by it or not have you played paintball walls yeah because paintball removes that ability because you go which is why I love paintball and why I own paintball guns so really that's why they have another tier of weapons okay it's the nerf elites where they go if one of you picks one of these weapons everyone has to pick them oh they're not fair okay and we're like okay and it's not nerf like darts it's little balls airsoft it's kind of like airsoft but I think it's like one step below that still but basically I also learned like holy shit I can't not exercise all

winter and then go into this tactical rolls yeah because like we were sliding down on our knees and everyone screaming my knees and they didn't have knee pads and I have to load like this and I'm pressing the gun against my chest so after a while my chest just started hurting I'm like by having a heart attack no it's just my chest is hurting yeah and I'm like okay cool that was really really fun and the axe throwing was noticeably less hype because I did axe throwing once before and everyone was nailing targets it didn't take long it took like five minutes and after like 30 minutes the guys desperately giving us any weapons to try to get it into the wood he's like here's Kunai here's throwing nice here's big axes and like I got a thing in there like twice Rocky got it once but it was sorry I was gonna say was it that was was that like part of the thing you rented

yeah it was like they had archery axe throwing at the air be on the same no no in a little center like a few miles away but yeah no it was really fun and then another great thing was we're playing third strike is Rocky it was whenever Rocky loses a Sean he takes a shot oh god so he was gone right so that was so to her context our pal Rocky for some reason is the world's most dedicated Sean man he really loves Sean so I told him he didn't know that it existed but I was like you know they're coming out of the big Street Fighter collection in May where they're gonna have the third I said you're gonna have the third strikes where Sean's better and he's like yeah you know it's amazing so he got that full parry that one time as this happened you really had a party or any game party there's like one or two people they're like funny funny only two people can play yeah

we get some NHL going and I'm like I'm going to fucking stop this I'm not having no sports game out of here or me so unfortunately that happens all the time all the time and the answer has become don't like read the room identify how many other people will actually play right and then just don't even pop it in if that number is just two or however if the number of people who are going to stay out is only one or two just shun them just shun them um get that's where you boot up res that's where I booted up the jackbox party games yeah that's great so this was great everyone's been been drinking now yep so when I go right go to jackbox.tv on your phone and everyone just for one whole minute a solid 60 seconds what the fire jack huh yeah it feels like magic honestly everyone

just freaks out and after like a minute or two like everyone's just going nuts just going oh this is the best this is the best and that worked out really well in the middle of all this I have to go home for a bit this place is two blocks away from my house that was that well that's easy holy shit Airbnb and I'm like oh I'm going to get the room or I'm going to get another drink that's there I'm going to bring some stuff back and I go and my wife and one of her friends is are having a little party of their own and they're in the dark like why is it in the dark because we lost power oh okay and I'm like oh okay and they're like what are you doing are you having fun at your fucking lame stripperless bachelor party yeah and I'm like we are because I was told in uncertain terms Rocky has a religious family

the woman he's marrying is kind of religious and I was told you do not want this to happen because even if you keep your mouth shut even if Rocky keeps his mouth shut there will be an arc even if a snow photos come out his cousins love getting him into shit and they'll make up stuff it's always the cousins it's always the cousins so I'm like why are you yelling at me like why is it funny to you that we don't have this isn't my fault it's because of Jesus because I had a whole thing I was going to invite a girl to do a little sexy dance and be wearing a mass effect hoodie and be like gotta help me stop the reapers or whatever oh my god that's fucking the kid goes to show up soon gotta dance she's just reading it off a paper I wanted that and then that's it like five minutes she

doesn't even get naked Shepard oh only you can board the Nostromo Normandy that's the Normandy Matt did you really just hire a stripper to stand there and go rex and so that Rocky could say Shepard yeah over and over again maybe uh but it didn't happen but we still had a fun time Wendell was there too hey oh how's he doing I was good he's good um yeah you beat Rocky a bunch with Dudley so there you go oh yeah really Dudley beat Sean yeah yeah fucking shocker let's just just talk about people and friends that we just have like this offline life update anyway that's me a good time oh that was a good time right on we gave him a switch too hey oh you shouldn't pop pop didn't want to switch

no do the milk utter game all right well snipper clips yeah yeah yeah yeah no I just you know party Shepard I don't think that I don't think I read the room I'm not sure if they'd be yeah who wants to milk these cows yeah at least the shooting game or the samurai game yeah you're right um okay well yeah I want to go see disaster artist I was pretty late on that and it was a funny movie um I still have not seen it want to see whenever they eventually do make that someone's got to make that fan edit of their reused footage you know yeah I mean it's not I don't think you could do an entire thing with it no no no but it like 30% I believe was was what we heard yeah 30% so just fill in the rest with the people who did uh our robocop remake right sure which if you

haven't seen you should really everyone to go watch it it's basically it's basically just the fucking collab right so yeah um there was that uh yeah I mean I'll talk about black mirror when I eventually get through it because that's there no you won't because you'll be dead okay well that's fine um see it's a short season it's already working no because he'll have ended it all do the existential and on me in crisis and all that shit there's nothing in the season four that's that bad maybe except the last episode is pretty bad yeah I mean whatever everyone's kind of saying that like four is not as great as it was in three so I'm not setting my I'm tempering my expectations you know episode was bad no I know but clearly no one is blown away by anything this

scene is this season there's no Emmy award-winning San Junipero around the corner so um that's yeah that's whatever dragon ball all day all night all day all night all day all night for all night well I this because there's three days and three nights so that's true that's that's and then dragon ball rose from the cave because Jesus come forth Lazarus oh cave t-pose roll in the stone Lazarus yeah I'm thinking of Jesus you're thinking of Lazarus yeah okay well you know because three days I'm thinking of Goku black t-posing in a super as Jesus oh yeah he did yeah that's sure yeah I'm so surprised that I like they didn't have a female character in at launch saying I like that whole thing of like it's like why I'm ready for DLC of course but thankfully not

20 DLC yeah oh man oh we'll get to that that whole thing of uh like Goku black doing all those like pink scythe attacks and like I walk where it's like what the fuck is this and like apparently when oh god maybe it's done like when you know they're just like they're kind of asking like hey this imagine like what what are you doing with your like your power and he's like I don't even know anymore like he just is one of those like what you can't do this it was just like I'm so this body is so strong that I don't even know what I'm doing anymore I'm just freestyling it and it's working that's pretty cool um yeah I guess we can go right there then why don't we oh boy let's go to news oh do we have any sponsors this week walls oh we don't okay right to news

hey the season pass for DBZ is gonna have eight characters and is reasonably priced how much are they that's like a 30 bucks season pass since eight people like individually eight I can't do that that's like three and a half four dollars sorry sorry uh sidetrack any you guys start that that double man shit I got a halfway through it uh with Paige and uh it's it's nuts yeah okay I was going to do that but way more rapping than I expected both English and Japanese okay there's there are characters that are rappers in that and they walk up and start talking in English and then they start rapping in Japanese and all I can see is a dub director going fuck dubbing that shit okay because it's one of those Netflix things that comes out and it's just it's so omnipresent on

your timeline it's crazy that you feel I feel obligated to at least mention it in passing you must watch it because it's haven't it's also 10 episodes so you can go like bam yeah but I haven't watched like devil man that's fine that's fine either there there is a moment in devil man cry baby where some guy goes devil man like that stupid show from the 70s okay like the it is 100 percent removed certainly just watch it okay it's a do-over with a new style basically and you I watched like one episode I was I was supposed to watch it a bunch with a friend but we couldn't because that was when the snowpocalypse happened and we both said fuck that I got killed last night crossing the street by a fucking snow machine that didn't know where he was going

okay well yeah that's so that's current on the on the the fucking Netflix hey Rio's a jerk watch peaky blinders too peaky blinders yeah oh wasn't there um god what's the fucking weirdest name one that's the new trigger uh darling on the francs yeah darling in the francs Jesus two x's yep like why we literally want to make this something that's so horribly titled why is it such a gibberish title does anyone trigger all right well sure hey kill the kill was a cool name and that was a dumb ass jimmer yeah sure was but other words kill in it twice jimmy thought up hey jimmy what do you got darling in the francs okay jimmy that's we got it throw some english together it's cool isn't it i'll also quite catch your name

yeah throwing angles throwing english together is cool just go ask fucking toho holy shit oh what's toho's thing every time they make a new game and they have it like oh they just grab gibberish yeah a little no little girl shrine maiden what's wrong with the new godzilla movies title missing an immaterial power and oh god there was one i read that made me upset i got there's a recent one that i just got upset by because it was the most gibberish i had ever gun fucking uh gun shooting ball and antimony of common flowers that seems like an 18th century novel it's like it's like what it's an antimony it's like a contradiction basically it's like like a fancy word for a type of like you know and it's and of common flat what the fuck excuse are you trying excuse me

while i go get my botany textbooks jerry that seems like if they they kept making castlevania games they would have gotten to that level god it's fucking and we i think we went over this when we played it of just like how each game just like fucking stacks the words on top of each other highly responsive to prayers uh is the name of one uh it's it's all it's it's like imagine prayers are super effective imagine if kingdom hearts games name naming conventions just the mantle was taken up by another series imagine if there was a cross between both franchises still the worst in terms of time this is convincing me it's not like kingdom hearts is the most gibberish because there's no consistency to it but this is like there's a consistency to the gibberish here um

you know including shoot the bullet and that's kind of come on that's that's all right and subterranean animism that's that's not yeah undefined fantastic object that's not real lacking perception of the rule of heaven in the east chase the enigma of the super dread not guignol all right all right oh boy yeah all right i think we're good i had a big segue for cross tag battle but the conversation veered away it did so let's just talk about cross tag battle and how shit that shit is well i want to point out something that a lot of people miss on that story yes right it is the one like slightly good thing you can bring up to kind of go like there's that uh-huh the price point on the main release is cheaper than the average game oh how

much is it it's a $50 game that's not that's not cheap enough no it should 40 i would have gone okay it's a 50 well well the equivalent in yen at least is that makes calls it a 58 or $55 game or so i think it might end up working the they might end up like changing prices depending on how that balances out with exchanges so it might like if there's a price point you know that it drops to that's like a half price game then it's like we're selling you the game for half price and then you're buying the rest is dlc is might be what they're going for depending on if that's what they do why are they going for this at all all right well before we do that walls you have you have an article in the us 40 in the us you have an article in front of you so before we get into this what

are the exact details of what we're talking about we'll cross tag battle yeah sure um so let me let me just uh set things up properly here um yeah so that that's what we're being told us it's a $40 game in the us which means that basically the dlc is being sold as the back half okay that's weird which kind of if you kind of think about the explanation like that's why right you can they're doing it in this kind of like egregious way blaze blue cross tag battle launches may 31st in japan in asia june 5th in north america adds dlc characters such as blake belladonna and alongside the announcement for blake belladonna from ruby you get the um question mark uh question mark packs of dlc characters sets one through six in packs of three which basically puts the the total

question marks at 19 so the game there's a last one there oh yeah yeah okay that's that's the math but also yeah the question marks is 19 and then belladonna three six nine yeah nine and then yeah so um there's 20 characters in the game revealed and then it looks like you're gonna have the rest in these dlc packs and so uh that is more dlc characters than any other game and the reason why is of course because the sprites already exist they're pulling sprites i gotta games so you're so the idea is basically we're selling you 20 fucking characters this dlc 50 percent of the roster total which feels and sounds awful it's crazy um but it's not like when you think about it's like street fighter five or like killer angstank or it is kind of doing the same thing but they go over

time and this is going so much faster but so they also do release didn't killer angstank and street fighter five also have discs with those characters on that's the problem this is all about perception yeah this is nothing like like it's all just the perception of the news we're dropping this of telling people this is all the money you're gonna spend because i remember one that you know i mean the well the the dragon ball news was was upsetting to people too or it's like eight character dlc it's basically the moment you tell people this is how much money you're gonna spend to get the full thing yeah and people kind of are looking at it like well i want to own the full game that's all like it's not an option to certain people with that like are like i really

want to play this and whatnot so um yeah dropping news like that about how there's 20 things to buy this is still crazy considering like these character like the way the reason they can do it so fast is because the characters already exists now already exists already exists now guess what arcsis is still shit when it comes to handling dlc characters it's it's and like it's the worst thing they out there it's the thing they're mo they're the worst at which is just the greed level of like how they handle dlc in fighting games i mean it's never changing but that's that's why dragon ball is slightly different though because it's still bad it's still bad but at least it's done via namco so it they can cut down on maybe like uh i have i have a couple of acquaintances

that play blaze blue and talking to them about this this is just the next level of the blaze blue nightmare which is buy the eight dollar dlc character okay a month after that character comes out the revision will drop that has the character included and you need to get the revision yeah and every time they drop a revision for blaze blue they say this is the last one don't worry guys so you can buy the dlc characters and it's fine because the chrono phantasma was marketed as being the last version of blaze blue but i two more after i just had a conversation with a blaze blue player that wants another one so like you say that but the people playing it are looking you're you're right but it's it's in terms of buying like if they knew like yes if you're if you're

a dedicated player you have to get all this as it comes out but the way they stagger it is always in maximum fuck value like it's it's so yeah it's terrible uh uh effectively when you're looking at the season of of street fighter content coming out each one was one character per month in some cases a second month went by with a gap but for the most part it was a very slow bleed that got us to the the characters that we have currently uh same thing for ki you know you had that slow reveal character month by month so that it's it's like effectively it doesn't feel like you're eating that wall of question marks and they never said like yeah they never put a bunch of well no they did have all the silhouettes and for a while season two did have silhouettes

in the character select screen which i was never a fan of like don't show me that but that's why it's always really hard to like sort of report on the story and well the reports what do i fucking game news now is that what we are what am i saying we're doing a news of games jesus um a news move forgive me uh uh uh uh you know like as we're going into this it's always like weird to sort of like read the story and then kind of look at it and go yeah everything here on paper it's identical to things that people are fine with or used to it it's just that the presentation of it is in the most infuriating manner because it makes everyone look and see all the money they're gonna have to spend right away i would put it outside of the box a different way which is the

average person that is not super familiar with the arcane ways that arc system works occasionally hides its dlc practices gets to see this and there's no obfuscation here this is you just see it raw and you get to go even me who does know about blaze blue i see this and i go uh like wow it is that's bad well and i think in general like we're still living in a world that like the introduction of dlc plans pre-launch makes people go why can't you just put it in the thing you know it's still a feeling that like even though we know nowadays especially from a production point of view they'll be like no we've assigned a separate budget and a separate dev team to work on the separate content that'll be coming out later for dlc always felt like the best way to

like handle this like fighting games is different but i always felt the best way where i'm like no one like barely anyone gets mad at that is like sometimes how ubisoft does it not all the time but like far cry blood dragon six months later here's a standalone thing that is built on the engine that we're saving money and we're gonna make a little bit of money hopefully on this yep here you go yeah from software always takes half completed design concepts and starts making them after the game ships and goes here's your dlc it's a level that we never had time for in the base game if it feels like an expansion pack no one's gonna have a problem with that it's like hard for people to nail down the feel of expansion pack the feel of a brood wars is a good thing street fighter

five arcade edition is the feel of a brood wars like that that's how it's supposed to feel so fine this does not feel like a brood wars no this feels like the monolisa cut into little pieces yes it sure does that being said with this game in particular but what sorry that i didn't mean for that to be so loud i was gonna say but the monolisa being the masterpiece that it is eh you know what i mean like when i came in on this news and it was my play cross tag battle it's no monolisa that's what i'm trying to say is when i came in on this news and i think i remember the headline on our subreddit was kind of like um uh like the what something about like i think arc dropping the ball or something like that or whatever on the game and i was kind of like oh

well i thought the gameplay was the problem so here's the deal this reminds me so much of somebody saying hey guys did you know that capcom fighting evolution half of its roster is going to be dlc only and i'm like oh no that's terrible but it's for capcom fighting evolution so who cares yep um the game is not super great at the moment march when's it coming that's the start of the the start of the article may may 31st something may yeah 31st and june 5th that's may 31st in japan and asia june 5th in north america and like i personally like i have no i don't know what ruby still really is um and i don't have a lot of love for blaze blue characters one or two and what's the other thing and i don't yeah sure persona yeah yeah personas in here as

well persona four either there's four yeah yes okay um so i'm not interested in this game yeah it's like arc system work said all right we're gonna have two projects one's gonna be dbz with the most wide mass appeal of any fighting game of all time and of almost any anime you could and then the other one's gonna be all the weird shit yeah yeah i mean yeah if it's rooster teeth why couldn't we have red versus blue keg oh yeah get sergeant there yeah like like like a griff ball mode across that those four properties there's three there's maybe four characters that i care about and who knows they'll even make it in exactly well one of them is in gordo is there and gordo that's cool he's right there we're looking at his akahiko gonna be in who knows probably win those question marks maybe

maybe not right um mercava kanji well with 20 other slots certainly one of those possibly right make sure to buy the game early so that you can hope for your character to come out as dlc but wait isn't there also there's that ruby punch girl that like everyone was telling me about so that might be cool too but maybe anyway we don't know yet yeah that's a crock of shit it's it and it's and it's the same crock of shit you're used to but in a shittier bowl just yeah presented in the worst you know what it is you know what it is usually the crock of shit is it's plated there's someone plating in the back it's plated but it's also they bring out a little bowl and they ask you to eat the little bowl of shit and when you're finished they bring you the second bowl right but

this one they just took all of it and just put it in a bucket it's just big big shit bucket and said eat the whole bucket and you went you know i could have eaten the little bowl and then maybe forced myself to eat the plate but this big bucket looks like too much to eat i dbfz was the bucket this is a trough i don't think dbfz is that bad it was 11 i thought it was eight eight you're right right you're right it was eight yeah it was and then but and then but and it's all characters there it's all gonna be characters like injustice has more than eight now but it was also but it was also the problem of you jump on the the fucking digital versions and then you see the like hundred and x amount of dollars yeah but that's kind of stupid anime music oh my god really you know

so there's that stuff too that kind of hurts is when you're just like here's the version that's 130 bucks or i can easily blame towey for that it doesn't have rock the dragon no dragon dragon ball see but it it might have um i made sure to tell cranky you better fucking put rock the dragon on the fisticostich uh yeah but but anyway so that's what i i feel like this is the trough you know like this is fucking splitting it out because 20 is more than we've ever seen like in my opinion this and it's half the cast this now ties cross tecan for the worst dlc roll out because cross tecans wasn't 20 but they were all done yeah and and it hurt the it hurt that games like entirety and and you could

fucking hack them out and use them thankfully like with cross tecan these are all crossover games that don't matter you're right that no that's that aren't really affecting the bottom line because yeah they were done because you know what you pulled those models from a game that exists yes you did so i wouldn't those models be done you know this is a this is a they're done and it's bad oh no yeah anyway all right all right so anyway moving along yeah um oh boy godspeed bbct um is that not a british television thing bbct bt bbc is a lot of things pat bbc tuberculosis oh i see what you did there and then the guy yells you know what no that's not how i'm gonna do this

okay take your time will he go stone silent waiting for his segue opportunity i'm gonna introduce this segment in my favorite method what's that slowly slowly and with much preparation and deliberation ending with a wet fart here we go we introduce the story like this i don't know what he's doing here oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's how we bring who wants to read can i read this i know you go ahead all right this is from elie mr plague of gripes on twitter upon the dark souls one remaster announcement quote putting a dark souls one remaster through the dark souls three engine could be the final nail in the quote oh they really don't get it and quote coffin i wonder if our tories will get three new forms and attack 10 times as fast now

maybe toss in some nonsense about angels and unneeded retcons about coiled sword why is this so funny why is this funny he like one i don't think plague knows what an engine is based off this by based off of this sentence and also like the the the i had people like messaging me going like plague is already complaining about the dark so that is record breaking that is record i thought this was funny because it's not being in the dark souls three engine well that yes but also just but just putting it in the different engine isn't going to change attack values or poise stats the man lives by his creed he oh my god he has a name he knows what it means crazy it's gotta do it it was so fast i loved it i fucking loved it plague is that kind of super

fan that anything anything is i hate it because i didn't because i didn't i didn't watch the direct so i didn't catch it with uh the when it came out i caught this alongside the tweet yeah you didn't watch it direct because it fucking didn't tell anybody what's happening it was happening when people were asleep good job nintendo well anyway but doesn't matter because anyone can watch it at any time as the follow-up to this everyone rejoices the dark souls one remaster demon souls is coming back might be the most confusing botched announcement i've seen in a long time it's not coming back are okay let me ask you somebody answer me this question if you buy this on steam do you get a loyalty bonus of a 50 discount off of your purchase the

namco store page says yes the namco representatives say no okay who's making it uh it's the chinese port company okay is it a remaster in the dark souls three engine as reported by fexter life no says vati the switch the switch trailer was the reveal of the entire project yes okay is the switch version the same as the ps4 xbox ps pc what no let's just go to the follow-up articles made by a different it's such a mess so we have the follow-up articles immediately explaining that uh this will not be using new assets seems like you're getting really just it's 4k upscaled the original resolution also said it will have hdr only to come back going no it doesn't have hdr and not no new assets means not even new textures no so it's really just ds1 apparently it'll run it

60 remastered is is is not like that's what it is it's rematch yeah it's it's not the um it's not a remake it's exactly it's not shadow the class is super confusing like every part of this well now it's not maybe there's still some parts that like they was during all this they've clarified but it's like but then why does it say that it has hdr on the store page still yeah fuck ups that's a port and it says uh to read the uh the actual update quote here uh bamco's marketing team made a post over at sony's blog that confirms a few new details uh hdr is not going to be a part of this 4k is in multiplayer uses dedicated servers up to six people can play um that is a gameplay change no yeah that is new that's um scholar yeah uh no updated assets but that could also the there

isn't a mention of updated assets but that could also be considered meaning is there's none at all and uh yeah some graphical comparisons and so on and so forth yeah okay so that's that's what you're getting is you're getting a port on and on pc it'll be probably a decent port now this time because two and three were great ports on pc hdr lighting is in fact in the article but it is uh crossed out and it's so weird so that's interesting maybe it's a bug i don't know anyway it worked before but it doesn't work now so six players on its own i guess is a big enough deal to uh people uh to to want to jump back in just to be able to play through certain sections of the game or if not on pc with uh bad frame rates yeah that's a big

enough reason to play town like what are those bosses going to be like they're going to get fucking wrecked that's what they're going to be like fucking betta chaos and and oh betta chaos is not like the idea that they're going to actually touch up some shit there's no way betta chaos is just going to be just as terrible as it ever was um but i'm thinking about like what what gets affected the most by the frame rate fix in terms of oh everything nothing like it's it's pretty across the board okay i i personally worry about another dark souls 2 situation where it's like hey running it at 60 frames breaks a bunch of mechanics that we were too lazy to test i hope in the switch version your character gets like a white halo after a bunch of fuckups and

then you can press a button any auto plays the game for you a bit and then you can be like okay thanks yeah i'll take the new funky mode it's a super it's just it's the new funky mode super guide um what's the shitty dragon butt fart zone again isolith yeah uh no no fixing that huh hell no to to attached at this point oh yeah yeah it's not the real experience unless you gotta go through dragon butt fart land i haven't i haven't encountered like isolith apologists i'm sure they're out there i've never run into one i'm sure they're out there now they're out there we've made you just made some yeah just now all right this was you dope dragon i'll get i'll get on live a dragon butt fart land i'll get that i eagerly await oh i hate

this dark souls game it broke my switch followed by photos of a switch like smashed in half with a sledgehammer uh that's a good reason to fucking carry my switch with me i'll tell you what that's dope um what sucks and what i fucking hate however was the other thing that came out this week there's a lot of you know this is basically switch week there's a lot of yeah absolutely um it's as simple as a fan asking a question and getting an answer and it's fucking annoying as shit but no plans for netflix of course not well i i don't know i think talking to one consumer representative on a phone line doesn't really maybe they don't know like that's not i mean netflix has always been like it was on the we you yeah it's going to be on this way it was on the play

station too bro yeah yeah um it's just i don't know but i was just while i was out on vacation i was like fuck i really wish i could just pop this open and and you know like not have to crouch over my phone to use to watch if nintendo doesn't reveal like what streaming services will be on this like by e3 then they're not coming this year but and if they're not coming this year that's ridiculous because they were out on the we you by that time i think oh well actually this is updated from when i first clicked on it but it says uh they reached out and said we're still exploring the opportunity with nintendo but don't have definitive plans all right so that it's yeah yeah you know it's it's actually kind of a non-thing fair enough fair enough i didn't see that update until just now

alongside that news where else you want to go at this you want to go talk about your twiwi talk about twiwi twiwi oh god i was so hyped the first thing in the direct was this super key shin sekai final remix of that character there she's in the she's in the ios version but doesn't really do much she's just in cutscenes and stuff and like yeah one of the things they announced for this is that she's getting her own like epilogue playable scenario they're changing the ending or adding an extra thing you know yeah so i catch like playing this on hd with that not on a phone but having the ability to play it like on touchscreen or with just traditional controls like the ultimate version of the power is yet unknown yeah man no musically on us it's it's

definitely like like it's one of the best things out there for sure it's fucking incredible music wise um let i'm curious to know what they what they're gonna do with the past the puck because that's all remove it that's what i am i hopefully so get rid of it because yeah i was i i was playing the ios version and i just dropped off um because i needed space on my phone and it takes two gigs well you can you're looking at it so right now yep solo play awesome past this shit fucker yeah okay so i guess that's a good excuse to um i was pretty far in though fuck all right well whatever i'll decide later this year buying that so hard yeah i'm probably not gonna clear up two gigs on my phone to to redownload that so um probably just end up playing

that yeah that's way too much of a hassle rather buy it again yeah i think like that a little lot of games it happens a lot of the time you just wait and the world catches up to you man you know you know what it is you know what the ultimate version of that is it's like oh i have my copy of the game over there oh but it's over there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah or what am i digital digital it's so i don't have to get it or it's like or no dude for me it's let me just steam this because i don't feel like switching inputs oh wow that's that you do that with your hams as well hmm did you see steamed hams but it's in hotline miami it's just a full recreation of steamed hams in the engine uh the best one so far is the one neither of you are allowed to watch which is the steamed hams

but it's edited in the style of nero automata uh i did see that video but i didn't watch it and it's like eight minutes long because it includes like root a root b nice it's great um no steam for hams yeah anyway i'm i'm i'm glad that um for whatever hill i choose to die on which is with the passing of the puck uh so far history seems to stand with me in every re-release and be like yeah i know we got rid of that shit and i'm like hey i wasn't the only one you are pretty lucky with that yeah like they it seems to be that history is on my side not really well they're not putting it in you know it's like some gameplay some gameplay people just can't handle i know it don't worry i don't know what to tell you man it wasn't fun this is the only this is the only thing i could

think of where there's this complicated gameplay mechanic and i'm the one that's like he's also referring to a shit like umbrella chronicles because he's an asshole it no i don't think he was it's the combination right it's the combination of feeling like i'm doing nothing well like i said when we're talking about uh dragon ball i'm like i just tag and and assists that's the same thing my brain can't wrap around it as easily as your can and and that is the same thing in there i assume or similar sort of but it was a combination with it wasn't just the complexity it was it was also the feeling of like not enjoying the actions i was doing that was a big part of it you know um well that's even more subjective when you're saying i know i have fun which is which is why

it's which is why i'm like i can't i'm glad you're getting what you want yeah i'm super happy because i'm still getting what i want i just want the game you know i'm pretty i'm pretty and and and most importantly to me is the soundtrack yeah um fucking kudos to liam for turning jake cough him down to that shit yeah that was awesome oh is he responsible for that that was awesome no he just didn't know about the soundtrack of that game that's what i mean yeah responsible for saying hey jake look and we were ubering we're ubering back and we are no he's giving us a ride back excuse me i was so nice he's giving us a ride back uh in la and like we're just playing music and liam was like yo check this out he's like what the fuck is this that's pretty good um so other oh man that

fucking cows twig legs yeah there's a bunch of other nintendo things going on see moth man's next level trolling during the podcast well he made the fucking live stock square version at elmo like he painted it immediately it looks like it looks hideous piece of shit where is that it's it's top of his fucking twitter it's so bad damn it son of a bitch why are you so fast he's so talented and fast stop being so quick where'd it go what's your british time we believe you know i can't um whatever all right well anyway the uh the other the like there's multiple switch things going on and then the other thing we funky mode new funky mode shout out to doom i was so i was so happy because during the nintendo director was showing like donkey kong and a thing

and then it like he's in rayman like sure that game is good but i still don't have any real desire to play it i'm like fuck i thought for sure tropical freeze and then it's like you tropical freeze tropical freeze is the shit and i never finished it because it's super long it's super hard i'm willing to go back it's a good thing that the funky is invincible for the most part spikes don't hurt him because fuck them too funky yeah every every once in a while uh an old that speaking of meming oh god and breaking horses with memes uh an old one comes back and one of my favorites was the use of like man walking with girlfriend every current and future fighting game on one side and s and k heroines tag team frenzy on the other

my's dressed up like a cow you mean matt made her dress up like a cow that's weird um what do ninjas and cows have in common udders uh so look look at a loved one like max looks at announcements of new fighting games okay because his reaction to seeing this game was just a freak out so i i i heard the name s nk heroines getting posted around on twitter and i had i just my brain didn't parse what was happening in regards to this video game again this was announced in the direct and then it was very clear what it was but yeah i didn't see it didn't understand what i'm very confused by and maybe it's just me showing my age here oh boy why isn't this called queen of fighters because because that's not how you uh that's not how you title creepy waifu games yeah um

except for the one that they made called the queen of fighters no we know the obscure wonder swan game or whatever that no one remembers featuring madame x the final boss sure but yeah no one cares about this do you want to have your creepy waifu games sell creepy waifu numbers but the creepy waifu title queen of fighters still you know does get across what that is but i mean it's more than king of fighters it's characters from all over i assume you guys know about miss x right yeah yeah yeah i saw the gifts okay all right well it's fine anyway um i ordered the big special edition of this did you because i want the fatal cutie everybody wants the hat everybody wants that fucking hat fatal cuties where's the fucking picture of it i'm not sure if it's in here it's

somewhere in the trailer i don't know well anyway uh snk heroine's tag team frenzy is what appears to be kof 14 assets uh except only the girls on a 2v2 system yeah they can just tag in at any time uh and yeah which is kind of what the kof games before that we're doing finish but i guess hey like the new rich snk can just sort of like make that money in the japanese trailers it really shows that the dream move involves a lot of food food seems to be a component food shoots out of all these girls you're right curry plates and sushi appear to be the hit sparks i don't get it girls love food this is like that korean thing it's cute it's a cuter version of yeah it's not as violent i guess even though kof i would never even really considered violent

anyway customize your my 120 dollars on the diamond dream edition you said matt yeah went to nis america money well spent does that ship with digital river sorry does that ship with digital river because digital river is this fucking awful shipping company that i have no idea all these these games official stores uses tell you and it means you're never gonna get your shit and wait that's 120 us oh my god and that's fucking that's an expensive half that's something else entirely um you're gonna wear this tank the tank too yeah nice yeah it's a fit japanese t-shirt will fit me japanese tank top and you'll be bursting out of it with your fucking Japanese wife beater i feel like my i'll be bursting out of it all right be sure to take a picture tweet it out i will

all right sick uh but really cool to get fighting game out of nowhere fighting game out of nowhere with assets that already exist but whatever fighting games are bad it's s and k yeah you know that's it's it's more importantly it's kof but there better be some new characters that are missing from 14 it would be weird it'd be weird if the the kof didn't recycle you know moving forward yeah kof loves recycling are they going conscious well i mean the since again it's not annualized anymore but this made so much money that it's like why the fuck not instead of porting it to switch let's make a smaller making they're still gonna make more dlc for 14 they still have that are they yeah yeah the community character at least community character and they announced that they're still

gonna they're still gonna yeah isn't she doesn't she have like a shawl or like a burka or something like that guy i thought no she's like a stand a girl with a stand i thought no there's an there's a saudi arabian character that was voted i thought that's a lady that's that isn't that yeah that okay i think i was looking at one of the saudi arabian lady lady she has like a stand i want to say she's like a purple color scheme and and again has like a the head cover and um i thought that was the i thought that was the community character it is okay well then i they said in an interview like i saw two weeks ago they're like we're still planning more dlc they didn't say characters but you know okay more stages always nice i always like i like a lot of the stages in california so

okay so so uh uh uh teching gets geese howard uh fatal fury gets life is fatal fury gets lily jolene kujo shows up in this game that's what i thought i thought yeah i don't know it wouldn't happen anyway um oh my god it says s and k heroine's every time you ever close the window and i see that fucking square cow i can't yeah you can yeah i can't i i forgot that detective pikachu is an actual thing i i thought it was a joke i thought it was a movie it is a movie it is a movie oh god damn it and it's voiced by ryan reynolds who is ironically doing a danny devito impression so then i was i did then that was not a dream so there is totally the movie and and what we're seeing here is the game to go alongside that movie or the movie is based on the game or the or yeah okay

and we have once again established that the pokemon universe has two tiers of pokemon those deserving of rights and those not i mean clearly either you live in the ball or you talk or like again the clearly pikachu has the capability to speak english yeah but one too many fucking thundershocks or like onyx binds might have you talk or you live in the ball these are the rules but hey don't worry being in the ball is a warm fuzzy friendly place yeah they like that they enjoyed i figured they'd be in i always thought they were in stasis in there that's kind of what it's implied to be but like the ones who who hate that are like like charizard and stuff or are like no don't don't take me out of the action but um otherwise it's supposed to

be like a floating peaceful place like the womb like the womb yeah so um i don't know what to tell you there's a pikachu and it sounds like an old man and it's really really weird it's creeping me the fuck out and there's a giant amoeba of it i don't like it why is it giant because exactly it's fucking weirder that way that's cute that people like that's like the giant yarn yoshi they're like all people want a big one but now that i hear old man voice i like it's not cute anymore it's just creepy i don't know it's still a pikachu with a hat it's not like you're gonna look at pikachu ever again and we'll always hear a gruffle man voice no but sort of hey kids you want some cocaine like that's yeah that's what we'll just wait we'll wait for the fan art of him

with the fucking cigarettes and like a five o'clock shadow yeah he's gonna be doing the jonathan ingram and you know what i mean and and then and then it's all thank god i didn't almost bang my daughter good job pikachu now i don't like how on the box our pikachu has like this rounded supple butt and he's giving you the sex look over the eyes come hither he's like getting here it's a little much there's a party going on in the ball yeah you like what you see it's going to be effective mom and dad aren't home you like what you see kid come on over yeah what's wrong what's wrong ronald kund you want my mcnuggies like that's what i see that's what i see that it's pure it's that pose it's totally it's fucking grimace god damn it could be

grimace uh grimacing with his beckon all right well oh fuck everyone put on your best grimace face as we move into this one all right are you grimacing i'm trying but i can't do it naturally all right oh yeah david cage and quantic dreamer a bunch of shit whole places to work no no okay but what's the story about david cage and quantic dream shocked by allegations of unhealthy studio culture i'm shocked are you telling me making people work 90 hours a week and just taking their weekends away at a whim like doesn't suck shit 30 separate wrench reports uh published this afternoon seriously alley uh level series allegations of unhealthy studio culture at quantic dream developer heavy

rain beyond two fucks and playstation four game detroit become fuck uh quantic dream leaders david cage and guillaume do you want to try that what's his what where we're at guillaume the fondu meh meh fonda meh fonda meh yeah i like that ash crimson move um rq's that that is falling on death i know so there's there's a you know who like magma caught that you and magma yeah so there's a bunch of like specific allegations but the really broad strokes is the bosses that run this company are fucking jackasses and they overwork everybody to death that sucks that like that's it though there's one or it's like inappropriate kissing which they're french so i guess everyone's going all the time yeah but that's fucked up if french people start complaining about it oh yeah i will

be the first to say that we are not above a pair of farting testicles but don't below them in fact don't think we are but when you're giving it when you're giving an interview about how you're fucking development house is not a rugby locker room don't have a dick in balls shooting farts right this is a totally appropriate workplace where everyone is nice all of the time and there are no bad jokes yeah that is something a little bit out of the office if i do have to and of course this leads into the hottest take of all time oh man that's my favorite which a a guy on twitter wrote this is a smear campaign funded by microsoft and nintendo to discredit this hot ps4 exclusive so the other reason why this is actually like serious is that like david cage like got like

either him or quanta dream got awards of like culture and entertainment uh david cage i believe might be a night or something like that like so for three french media outlets to be like you know what's fucked up that over there so yeah oh also sony is now blacklisted the reporter that broke the story which is a no no don't do that that's that's that's bad to do that makes it look very bad sony very not proper at all don't don't do that that's a bad this this might be the least shocking thing i've seen since uh oh itagaki's a pervert touchy man at work what when that happened you don't remember that he got into some shit he kept touching the secretaries okay who wouldn't fucking know that yeah oh man sometimes the cartoonish

creep becomes a real creep oh man that that lp's gonna be spicy i'm excited so uh yeah we'll keep our eye on this story as it develops ready for a choice who's ready for a game about slavery from these guys well a lot more like since our since our our fucking like car like like our bodies are tethered to this ship right who's ready to follow whatever happens to quanta dream happens to us too oh no we're we gotta we were obligated to follow this story or path or david cage wherever he goes however bad it gets oh man it's it's it's my favorite part about this we're chained is that we've been calling out all this crap in the games like what is this guy some kind of asshole creeper zoid yeah and then the real world catches up and goes yeah this just

in asshole creeper zone and then you're like oh it just wake up in the morning you see like man whose entire body of work is composed of creepy sex shit might be creepy sex creeper zoid oh man hey hey hey oh yeah yeah what i know ellen page yeah how dare you how she's fighting for all sorts of cool hey i've worked with two big actors where there's a screenshot where they look miserable as fuck dude okay i want the full quote because the full quotes much better it's you it's it's the equivalent of how dare you accuse me of uh what is it homophobia and racism i worked with ellen page she's fighting for that shit all the time and that's the hilarious on its own but the kicker is judge me by my work is the is the bullet point on that you are correct and it's like

gotcha buddy because we've been doing that forever we absolutely will your work is shit you know i don't like i like even more aside than that is when he says i work with ellen page no you fucking don't you worked with her once and she got really just because when you made her naked in the game without her permission and also you'd never he never gave the you're not working with her again you know who else judge you by your work the fucking judge oh man yeah hey no i kept the scrapbook i made with her hair that means that we're friends i hope i hope like quanta dream is fine 100 million coupes or some shit i hope there's some article that like runs with it well i'm not super familiar with uh the french legal system but the working conditions described here

seems like they would very much be against the law i think in France i would think so yeah um in japan these are considered lax well i hope sure but i don't want things to get worse from the employees i i hope things are better for them but uh well usually when a company gets a big fine off of working conditions they're literally forced to stop assigning hours like that you would hope anyway because the 90 hour work week one is super busted that's crazy just like hey it's like fucking office space hey so you're gonna come in for 15 hours tomorrow on saturday yeah i know you were gonna see your kids but we need to finish the shower scene we did the shower scene yeah no the second shower scene yeah okay yeah you're right that's an important scene i want

everybody from here forward whenever any serious moments happen yeah in detroit to just picture a farting penis with the with the farts coming out of the balls i've been trying to work i've been trying to workshop this like all day where it's just like is a dick in balls farting a failure of the game designer balls farting are a failure of the game where does the fun come from i don't know it comes from like the back of the testicles it's just the shape of a butt it's not actually a butt that's why i don't get it we're not above it man we're on that level we're on that level you never said dicks fart that's stupid it's silly yeah it's a dick in balls farting i mean dumbass like like like dick butt is an understandable

creation yeah you know his anatomy is clear it's it's very very like it is yeah you understand how he works you understand how he lives his life it's good but a farting ball it's just not has no comes from the the theoretical back of the dick that's nestled in the scrotum it's exactly it's like it's like saying that the dicks butt is the balls i hope that appears as like graffiti in the in detroit oh man like get that in there that was research make him like hot dog man and life is strange push it on the t-shirts oh man what a mess yeah oh change quantum dream should change his logo yeah they'd be honest get one of these cow paintings with a proud david cage standing next to his giant farting dick and it's a square dick and it's thick and huge boxy and it

says quantum dream oh and then he can start dancing around it with his 3d model oh god yeah don't run a bad company jackass i wonder if there's no wonder if i wonder if there's that dance with the with the ellen page model i wonder if that's a i'm sure the one like with carla much much like the first episode of black mirror i'm sure he has that saved on his computer oh man all right uh that's impressive hopefully working conditions improve where everybody quits one or the other yeah so with that um we can for some reason go into a story that i'm still trying to wrap my head around oh did you put it on the docket but you don't fully understand it because like i like there's a lot to this and i don't mean in terms of like in terms of like

complexity i mean literally in terms of like square mileage oh man i saw you getting confused about this because you know oh man like to quote like penny arcade like we've replaced this gamer's xbox controller the grizzly bear let's see if you know this is the difference that anyone replace my is this a new controller for the end i like it i think it's better so the xbox one is getting a new duke controller for 70 bucks less i haven't seen this scroll down that is the it is the it is the duke it's the duke s actually oh boy horrible it's the duke s oh but the black and white buttons are changed now man well this no this is the s yeah no but the black white and buttons were always on the bottom for the s i thought that's the duke the the original duke

had them on the bottom right really and then the s had them in the upper right the xbox controller was a real hero i mean just we're fucking staring at a browser what a fool what a fool no not us them yeah i'm trying to so everyone came back with me with the bring the boomerang back for the ps4 for fuck's sake everyone came back with with the whole like big hands argument and i'm like no no because i have big hands and i understand the struggle that was a poor controller it was bad the one thing about it that is interesting is that the um the middle giant waste of space logo is now actually a screen that could have been a vmu now it's a screen oh that's cool okay so this is the type i don't know that looks like the s here we go let's pull it up oh man

this is the duke so wait wait the s moved them down there the s moved them down to the bottom and the original duke has i don't use a fucking duke the original yes the original duke had them up top yes we were i had it backwards right this is the duke this is what they launched with it was round it was awful and it was unplayable despite i mean i mean like the size of beside the size even if it was in a normal shape this stick this button this fucking everything was a terrible terrible that was it that was its d-pad yeah they have they got something usable when they put the type s out right man this makes me feel that someone at microsoft that has clout just said no i want my duke controller and that just made it happen if you read the fucking thread

that they go down in and like and like um they're like thanking each other and getting excited this is a wonderful moment is it yeah wasn't there if yeah phil spencer's like yeah you made it happen yeah this stupid wait shameless blackly pushed for this yeah he's the one that posted about it he probably designed the fucking thing he did he probably designed it phil no he did yeah no and phil i was trying to parse this yeah phil spencer's like thank you for making it happen so he made it happen thanks shameless why couldn't you just have this in your house and keep it could you not get a custom one made by the tribe could you have not used the one that microsoft's offices are still built upon this is that fucking redmond fucking microsoft tribe

shit again that creepy cult shit sure the tribe uses the duke i'm gonna wait for my my my incoming message on that one but yeah the the guy you know no man the duke's the shit but it's it's right forever it's like you went back to the unplayable one not the type s okay when the xbox shipped in japan did it ship with the controller s first or was there a period where they shipped it with duke's the duke was the only thing attached to the console for a while okay the type s came out i want to say a year later came out of japan i think there was like allegations of war crimes against the xbox for forcing japanese people to play games with them i i was supposed to play ninja gaiden with this i don't i just yeah so again the middle thing is apparently a screen now

so that's nice oh i have a small controller update that's pretty bad the the duke's pretty bad i had to use it once or twice back from the day at my friend's house now that i have a jaguar in my home that works there is no controller like the standard controller worse than the jaguar all right i gotta pull um so i'm i'm gonna say that it's so i know because okay the the problem with the jaguar controller if i remember correctly is oh boy the 12 buttons on the bottom right they are not used in some games and some games they are like fighting games and i've never gotten a chance at it but they've always been really confused by the fucking that's not that's that's something else the three button is what it came with the three button okay yeah

so yeah so i had three different people put their hands on this and they said this is the worst controller that looks abysmal it's not the boomerang the the numpad on the bottom is again incredibly confusing i'm trying to think of one it's not the zx spectrum it's not the fucking specky or sorry it's not the it's not the turbo graphics but there's one that it's a knob with like a num a phone numbering system underneath it i know which one you mean it's like a fucking four-bit piece of shit gentlemen i've talked about it many times but just for the record pansox radio is fine is it i remember it being fine back in the day here's your problem looks fine to me here's your fucking problem sir what's the problem why are you doing this you

see this b button right here i see that hole in the middle yes i see it fucking blisters every time you use it get your hands strong no your thumb get your hands strong that's not the way that works yeah it is you use this thing and you press the b button many times to probably to play the video game and then the space in the in the fucking button creates a weird blister circle in your thumb that then bubbles up with pus eventually you'll get strong enough to not have that happen wow you played the 3d o a lot this is the that's what i'm saying i didn't own one i went to fucking Oz oh i thought you imagined it i went to Oz no i played it at at the rental shop that we had where you can go and play thanks for a while and the fucking 45 minutes that we played i got a blister

off of the controller i played the 3d o nothing out of friend's birthday and i don't remember any problems but i mean that was when i was like 12 so nothing in video games is as shit as a controller that gives you one on first touch why is it there what does it do nothing though there's got to be a read there i just so that your finger can tell the difference between the three i think it's like the f and j keys on the keyboard so that when you a s d f and then you put your fingers down you can feel the the f and the j and you know where they are but it's three how hard is it to know where your thumb is right in the jaguar control because now i have the fighting games working so the shape yeah the shape is normal but that hole in the button puts it on like to fucking like zero on 10

like there's nothing there why is the select button x yeah don't worry about it like i get p because that could be pot that's pause but what's x now now now the jaggy controller um jaggy that d pad looks like one of them old yeah it rounded corners also there's no there's no shoulder buttons on the top so like all that's wasted space and i don't know what the fucking number pad is for in one of the fighting games i have it's random attacks what i mean like it's like it's left kick or right kick whatever they but they actually did assign functions to those numpad buttons yeah okay yeah oh this is the philip cdi yeah there you go that's what i'm fucking thinking of there you go but that's a fucking piece of shit but it's also really similar so much of the no not that one

grab that one that one yet yeah that was this is an additional this paddle controller for shit this isn't this is that the paddle controller for the cdi is like a nunchuck though well the main controller is still this controller that controller that pad was looking at that's the one that was just to navigate like software yeah even to play games that you could yeah that wasn't its intent that that that so like the game controller was the one that looked like a super nintendo controller and i found it had uh this little this little like circle thing in the middle yeah that's a gravus game pad you screw it you screw in the joystick yeah all right i found it i found the one i was thinking of it's the intelligent okay the intelligent is the worst ever it defies

belief uh let's take a look it's a fucking remote with a fucking like dial dial okay i remember that that's the one but there's an era that you give it up to age yeah you know what i mean oh fuck that there's a time frame in which you're like all right video games didn't know what they were yet jaguar comes out after the genesis six button pad there's no excuse i'm pretty sure the in television came out after atari so there's no excuse i hope uh our audio listeners are familiar with their video game history and if not it's a history lesson time well they got internet so there you go that's how you're listening but yeah man uh television bad jaguar is the worst one i personally dating dating it it it's it's forgivable pre nintendo controller it's forgivable you know what

i mean i don't personally uh cdi pretty rough but again this is just a gravus game pad i yeah it's a gravus game i used to play after play this i mean these are all jaguar really rough to hold i'll bring that that's bad uh the angle of the buttons is the most unnatural thing because what are you what is your thumb supposed to do they're vertical what is your thumb supposed to do it's supposed to rest on one and you move you're supposed to move it up and down and die oh like a like a clock yeah yeah okay sucks uh i mean these are all just warm-ups before you get to dreamcast though no no dreamcast way better than this this the fucking duke is just a is just an inflate it's a prego version of the dreamcast control it honestly prego king honestly looks like the

controller version of ugandan knuckles just a regular controller that's just been mashed into a ball oh Jesus christ uh but my personal fucking i can understand most hated it's all on a button all on a button love that willies 3d o controllers are all caked in bus and blood my hand was after leaving that fucking store that's funny oh guess what fucking way of the warrior not worth it yeah it is i'm getting that not worth the fucking but the naughty dogs best see here's the deal man here's the deal it's not worth it but it is worth it to you yeah let's see that's i can really be worth it to my worth start the campaign all right bring it back what bring the 3d o controller back fuck that it's like a really simple controller it's just got one thing you hit Panasonic does Panasonic

even exist anymore i don't even think so they're dead get out of here Panasonic you heard it here first thanks hyperkin oh wasn't even microsoft that made this no it's totally it's the unofficial it's the guy it's the guys that make the um the shit i think it's called the yeah the retron there you go it's not even official yeah well it's officially licensed it's licensed not made by microsoft because they're not that dumb i guess but dumb enough but but yeah yeah there are rumors shut up about the elite two oh hopefully it's one that like works three months later i would also the most important detail to me usb type c is type c usb also bluetooth on windows 10 that's good that's good i would honestly very much like it uh if it did not have that rubberized

coding because rubberized coding gets gross after a couple months that's gross i mean it's awesome for a while but yeah and the fact that it's shitty usb uh thing is meant to destroy your wires yeah means that they all break all of them well i've gone through a bunch of cables like the fact that this is like right up top there usb type c it's like yeah because everyone that has an elite knows that the fucking wire breaks on it yeah um this is too heavy i also find the magnets are not as that should have been more powerful they could have been stronger those flick off way more i can literally see the rubberized coding all right it sucks because out of the box it feels immaculate and then like a day later it feels worse than the s controller and i'd say i really like maybe

maybe it's just that i like those s controller so much the the white ones the new ones i have i love them i love them i do great those are good i do um but yeah it like it's just it's a fucking you know the moment air touches this thing it's it's just not as good anyway so that's that's uh possibly coming soon too that'd be nice yeah at the very what about the elite duke does it have a type c usb yeah sure fuck it why not i want a 3d obed that story does it better so you can toughen up your hands and be like hey look we'll eat no blisters that's the thing that's fucked up about the jaguar is that i think every console has some sort of alternative like if you don't like the controller get this the jaguar

has nothing unless i get a guy to custom make something like there's no no one made no third party ever made a like an alternative to the jaguar controller so i'm like fucked in uh who the fuck would have made that exactly but still in the this week in uh no shit news nintendo cage what nintendo reconfirms they're not interested in 4k or vr no shit yeah so there's that moving on uh border break that's the selling console ever i can see don't really border break the uh the cool mecca arcade game is getting uh a new scheme actually is coming out on ps4 and it's free to play and open beta is coming out in february and if you're unfamiliar with border break i am completely unfamiliar it is a japanese arcade game which all look like this and it's

it's the machine it's the mecca game sitting next to gundam versus all right every single time that's by am too yeah it is and uh like i promise you you've seen it at least running next to gundam and it's and it's uh you know it's mecca let me see the robots yeah let's see if we can find some robots right here gameplay there you go oh yeah i've probably seen this yeah this looks like a gundam high speedo high speedo battle um this is like one of them to city of games yeah yeah man cool robot shit uh i haven't played a ton of it but i've always thought the designs were pretty nice in general and they have uh i want to say two or four machines that can hook up together sometimes so anyway um that's getting there there's a ps4 version of this coming and you

can enjoy that can i i think you can if you tried not with that attitude though don't tell me what and last but not least a picture is worth a thousand words i think they say no i need i need i need more i need a bigger picture freedom planet oh it's freedom planet sitting on top of a switch but what does it mean truly a puzzle i tell what is it truly a mystery for this new generation fuck where do we go from here what do we do yeah darkest engine comes up this week uh i thought it was the 18th thought it was last week of January comes out like on uh one day yo switch fucking looking good this year man yeah jim put up a jim sterling put up a video that's like oh switch is getting so many ports great yeah they're all good games things i want on

on the go what's more important than that is like almost all of them are selling super well especially the Wii U games that many people didn't get a chance to actually play like i'm gonna fucking get Hyrule Warriors again same here oh that shit so that's all the content to pull on it plus Breath of the Wild costumes it's all of it ever plus Breath of the Wild and like that game was just drowning in content it was there's so much one thing that's gonna be fucked though is playing Dark Souls on a public fucking on a trend on a public area yeah outside where you can't pause online with bullshit going on hold it back like souls is kind of like hold it back only doable because you're at home yeah tether your phone to your thing

how's that gonna work poorly just play offline when you're out of the house yeah sure just done you can't pause no if you go to sleep mode what happens i guess that pauses actually a pre-cert requirement will happen well yeah yeah yeah if you open up the menu and you and you can you drop out of the game no you know what will happen it'll have the same thing that happens when you just force quit out from the pc versions when you log in it goes hey you fucking didn't log in log out properly don't do that sure but then where does your save level it saves every two seconds okay so back to where it was yeah okay because there's gonna have to be a suspend state that dark souls does not have and there's gonna have to be a um resume suspended state

so anyway we'll see where that i'm sure it'll be but like yeah you'll actually probably but then if you're online then i'm more interested in seeing somebody play a switch on like the metro just go all right and then just angrily put it away i'm sure if you saw a little bit like the messenger was playable at a thing over the weekend oh yeah and everyone's like it's really cool it's it's like everything you liked about original ninja guidance but like without the bullshit unfair like glitches that would result in enemies not getting killed and they're just like it's the tightest controlling thing and i was just like yes this is good very cool looking forward to it if you're looking forward to uh grave lording people while in transit more than anything i want the only thing that

remaster does is to make those systems actually work grave lording barely works sucks it sucks that it's had such a shitty connotation from learning that because the name grave lord in and of itself is fucking right sounds like a guy that took that happened in su 52 spawn sounds like a thing we would be all over does this mean that we can get ornstein and smoke as smash characters in the new smash technically yes is that what that means is that all it takes that's all takes it's on your console yep namco already put there's some characters into smash and also uh like for hey hot wait who's in hey hot she's in who's who's the tech and character in smash does that exist not tech and not tech am i crazy you and bayonetta okay what are you

talking about pac-man is what i meant okay yeah but remember how did cloud came out and their reasoning was that there was some fucking crossover bullshit game that had come out on the we you like a few weeks earlier no on the 3ds on the 3ds really that cloud was in yes cloud was in it and theater rhythm too yeah i was about that's what i was about to say and to nintendo that counts as being on a nintendo console they want cloud so they'll stretch it out they got them snake stretch it for cloud snake is fine i never had a problem with yeah i i i know not even that the metal gear but that's basically like yeah that that's a character that's iconic on the other three metal gears don't forget ghost ghost babble he's right and that snake yeah yeah well ghost babble and

fucking um twin snakes but then we're throwing in the theme of love yeah so fuck you anyway the game was out the game was new so it's like we're not gonna try fuck you that's why and plus remember it was it was like snake and smash was uh metal gear solid two snakes body but mgs three snakes face um yeah it was weird it was the best version they might as well gs three weapons in some cases they mgs one stuff dude they might as well just be like who cares we're doing what we want hey look it's master chief oh man i oh i thought you were gonna say goku because that'd be applicable now okay goku's very hot right now uh by the way you said uh orn and smog and i'd say artorias yeah well you're right i'm wrong for real guess what good job you got me up b yep

oh fuck his his his side b is like a sif uh no no no his final smash sif comes in sif comes out and starts waving around the screen there's down b is just yeah the power up yeah yeah okay side b is the the stinger that he does i'd be the stinger yeah okay yeah this is done and uh well a is all his swings and swipes uh just neutral b yeah down b in the air is like is a link style like stomp that symbolizes his big jump although that's what it is that his neutral b would have to be the the point of the power up yeah sure yeah that makes sense yeah there um another sword and you can and you can yes and you can dash out of it okay and and when you do his final smash the actual hit is him throwing a body at you yeah yeah

and then it transitions into the cutscene where and if the body hits you then you get cutscene into sif attack oh that's great yep done yep anyone that doesn't know anything about solzwood if he's ever announced they'll be like oh another sword great but it's cool but well for me the thing i'd be looking forward to the most is how like horribly the dark side as dark solz art style clashes with everyone in smash fuck all of that the thing i would look forward to metal gear no no some of the fire emblem stage the thing i would look forward to the most is artorias of the abyss standing there going yeah yeah yeah yeah no duty b clapping his chest because his arm is busted that's true one-handed clapping that that's what makes it worse that right there weird thing

we're very slowly over the course of the the games characters that have like wildly different proportions have fit in like actually fine like if you told me like melee a character like banetta would show up no that's stupid too human but i remember though my mentality was always but zero suit samus exists that's true too that was always my right off was they they put it right you're right um you can send the letter to a super best friend cast at gmail.com that's super best friend cast at gmail.com super best friend cast at gmail.com it might sound a little something it might sound a little something like this hey listen man hey listen listen is there another bork breakers

starting up in your neighborhood you know do beta breakers this year give them your money i don't i think they actually just show up to your house and choose your dog and teach your dog to not be shit yeah i think so but either the fast way they take out the big hammer and they're we're going to break your bork if you don't bathe or they put they put it in a cage and surround it with a sheet and just say words over and over until the dog can save them given enough time there's no break you're breaking animals old memes not even new ones just like like like image macros no like all your base and fucking zombo calm and shit oh man the dog is just like what these aren't even this isn't even fucking this isn't even hot this isn't even that

dad boy level of yes pools closed fucking dog just quits on life all right i'm done oh man whatever you need human oh who man tables have turned now now the dogs are oh you use the meme to break the meme meme breakers yeah counter meme so here's the thing right woolly's soul dies every time the word meme is spoken around him but i seem to be getting stronger while he gets weaker because i think that shit's funny getting stronger or growing stronger growing stronger i'm stealing your life force via stupid memes woolly every time you look like you're sick no i get stronger it's not that you completely misunderstood the scenario okay it's not that at all it's the bad ones that kill me well they're all but the bad ones are the best ones yeah kind of but the bad ones

that are not funny they're the best ones the okay well look at eric andre yeah oh man ipad's wolf came up with a term for that what broken comedy okay sure sure i mean kaufman tried to do the anti-comedy route but like yeah that works too that works too um anyway it just i get like sometime but it's just there's some there's an initial spark where you see it and you either get that laugh or you don't yeah and if you don't and or it's just like what the fuck then it just like that's just a right off well there's there's a weird in between where like steamed hams is right now yeah it's getting i'm no longer laughing steamed hams is beyond meme yeah it's getting play it's getting too much play because like when bill oakley is now posting the proto version of the script of

steamed hams because like i remember me and matt were like near crying laughing at steam it for him yeah yeah yeah yeah no for sure but then i'm watching the like eight minute long near automata edit of steamed hams and i'm not laughing but i'm like this is good work yeah it's like it's now there's some craft here okay okay i understand or the steam page that has like the full dialogue on a leaderboard where everyone from one through a hundred are all named after the next word in the script i was saying the one where it's just an earthbound text box but it's the entire script of steamed hams like you're talking to the rpg characters and they're just reciting god and i watched it all yeah no it's it's just text you know anyway it's so good it only works

because everyone knows that entire exchange by heart it's close it's close dear best belly bike pump ballooning boys i'll take it is this a is this like an inflation thing i think it is and nila wants to know given you're caught in an alley with no escape got it and you had to get past a grandma to get out all right what would the scariest super she could do be anything that the old ladies do in power instinct matrila may lay they have a lot a lot of there's there's two of them in power instinct all right there's like a there's like a bad one then there's a better one so they do lots of grandma orange in okami is able to do a fucking shungo gusatsu to an orange tree that's true that's pretty scary i'm just gonna go ahead and say dragon install yeah if an old

lady is guard is blocking your path and then she leans back and fucking starts playing and she just becomes shadow she's gonna fuck your shit up my name to me she's midnight bliss i'm gonna go a real answer which is suspicious hacking cough okay okay right maybe um um bonus if it's paired with a handkerchief for this reason or like valentine's like syringe throw oh oh major surgery Rasputin and world hero that's the that's the it's that of midnight bliss she grabs you pulls you to the bushes Rasputin's thing is just straight up having sex with you oh it's awful yeah yeah yeah um forceful what situation was it that we got caught in an alley and a grandma is staring us down i have not personally uh you fucked with her grandkid and she pulled a sleeping dogs on you

at what's pole sleeping dogs oh you know the badass like winston's granddad grandma okay i'm sure sure yeah all right just making sure yeah or that grandma was goku no or an aeroto no that's just no that's just a lady oh really it's a old lady no it's not a lady i thought it was a old lady no okay no i got it the grandma's not goku but the grandma thinks she's goku but then that's really embarrassing all right um we got one coming in from a trash boat says dear super best summer slammers yo although this time of year it would be winter slammers no kirby star allies got some new footage in the mini direct showed off the suplex ability which has been a game since superstar yeah technically superstar ultra um excited to

continue my german suplexing in the new year what was your favorite german suplex in fiction in fiction i like the current ones of whatever anime it is where it's girls and and and and um and uh what's his uh uh salary men they're just suplexing deers yeah so it's a that's well that's the thing that's nichijo right so so yeah nichijo's the obvious answer and then i'd say it's the principle ties with uh the fucking onizaka gto right that's the obvious the obvious answers are gto and nichijo i have two others though um but the screw reversal on the deer as well which is really crazy so you know so like that that's the obvious and and the the clear you know but to me uh i'm going to go ahead and say the cover of ultimex okay that's good because the ultra suplex hold

i guess on narukami um i'm gonna give the ultime greatest suplex ever to sabin in ff6 for suplexing the phantom train that's true that's a famous one and it also it looks like shit that's so bad um the first time where i was like cognitively aware like this is a move and because it didn't happen in wrestling that often or if it did i was missing it so when i got virtual fighter remix for my pc and i had the instruction booklet and it was like wolf can do a german suplex yes and i'm like okay and then you know training mode or whatever and i was able to do it and it was just because it was motion captured it was so perfect he like stands up on on the on his tippy toes when he does it to get the perfect bridge i was like that's when

like at least in fighting games i'm like yes german suplexes but for me of all time like the reverse of the hyperbomb by alex when when someone's back like that's that's the most satisfying yeah yeah there's that there's that this is some good um even power rangers the new movie had some good ones oh yeah you're right yep die buster can't forget die buster um yeah man there's some good shit out there but i like a good tonally dissonant german suplex german suplex that is not appropriate for its venue or scene yeah as an as a as a punchline or tio or nichijou yeah yeah it is happening out in the wild where did exactly where did this this wrestling move with perfection and grand amplitude come from um we got one coming in

were those biker mice not doing a german suplex the other day matt they were doing it like about 20 minutes ago i was fiddling around with them yeah good old biker mice what a great shit yeah hey pat um tomas wants to know have you ever actually worn the green polo shirt we see you within your art absolutely i used to wear it all the time you guys remember that yeah i i i think i wore it in uh one of the fucking t-shirt commercials we did way yeah i think like the very first one must have been a while though i don't think we've worn our uniforms that shirt is old now man yeah yeah it was old when it showed up it was like three years old back in 2010 i'm literally wearing my uniform today well yeah well no but no but you can get a new a new hat

that but no but i mean like top to bottom not just the hat yeah i don't wear hackies and you need the clothes this is a hoodie that's closed that has no zipper and i have to be wearing gray pants i was gonna throw it out because it's so old the page was like no throw that fucking shirt out i was like okay all right fine okay i get it it's important all right it's canon that sounds personal like jesus man fuck i get it though why would you throw out history right yeah yeah yeah yeah i get it i i was wearing the um the green uh plaid shirt yeah that's you that's you um um in my fucking proposal thing yeah you are so you know that was cool um i like that shirt i don't wear it very often but it's nice

when it's chilly special occasions gotta look proper man gotta gotta fit the character model we're just going by two snacks there's like lots of he just he just picked yeah and i mean admittedly it's like in my in my like whatever in my um meme video right because that's what that's what we're doing yeah um hey you're a big meme i really like the one where you have the blue on your face from the pie yeah yeah that's great like purple yeah purple go because he ate the pie and my mouth was open isn't it literally eight pies all the time isn't it isn't it hilarious this why you hate memes well because it is hilarious uh it is it's just it's just it's been years it's exhausting no man it's exhausting the more tired you have to beat it the new life begin you you have to beat it but

you're not in my life so you don't know how much it comes in your life no no no but you're not in my eyeballs like you don't know how much it comes well i am a leprechaun i know exactly how much it does not it it it fucking it doesn't find a new food yeah start talking about no no no that that's not it's not about the pie thing at all no no i thought that's what you meant literally no no no it's the it's the oh face you know what i got no sympathy for people that don't have to look up at other people when they talk sure sure i got no sympathy for that um yeah looking up at people to talk is a meme and it's terrible so fucking short even matt's taller than me man you're only like five four not five four you're

five five four five seven are you i think so oh shit last time i ever get anything damn it yeah no man new zealand pies are delicious i don't want to tell you i don't want to tell you either except that why did you eat them all yeah he was gonna bring us back some but who could have thought who could have thought that like a weird wendell story inaccurately told but that's the beauty of lord would catch fire you don't decide you don't decide and if you try to decide it won't work you don't control rustling you can't people yeah people are gonna pick what stupid angle they actually attached to yeah although you you like sometimes you can though and more people were behind if you and then roman reigns if you decide to recreate a tim and eric gif

yeah replace the words with shut the fuck up you might you you can predict that that's gonna get clipped into a new you you did that meme on purpose woolly you can probably predict there's a certain orchestration that can be done certainly same thing with your Naruto run you knew you knew scott dude going into fucking anime topics and just seeing what's the deal with Naruto and people just reply with you running in that fucking outfit is the funniest thing no but i honestly though making videos that are like gifable is a thing oh yeah it's and like it's also a i think for our smash cut type of humor like is actually like beneficial oh helpful you know memories like how many fucking amazing like just clips of of fucking uh red letter

you know are super usable many with them just like reacting or just even just static sitting sad and dejected let's all let's all remember that up until the 31st of this month you can reply to anything on twitter with a gif of fuck you it's january yeah yeah so you know they get it how many times you're gonna see like a ridiculous jauntron reaction many they get it or even better a skeleton coming out of a closet shooting a gun right right right i think is that your favorite matt the skeleton with the gun not really oh okay this guide i like gumby coming out of the closet and swatting that ball out of the air yeah why is the gumby so intimidating liam's the one who's terrified of gumby right uh i don't remember okay uh hey um disrespectful disrespectful name

i'm not going to read out here really oh that bad huh can i see it that's just it's just you know oh i almost fell down all right it's fine okay it's fine it's fine uh okay why have you dudes never talked about digital extremes you love jerking yourselves over canadian developers i know pat hates the designs of warframe i do will you have you played it it's third person uh like digital extremes didn't they also do dark sector the game or you you're the giver in fact warframe was originally called dark sector well that explains a lot uh i remember playing a bunch of dark sectors just that like all they do now is warframe and i don't know the name of the developer anymore i think that the name of the developer is warframe a lot of people told me to play warframe

a lot of people play warframe because it's free i played it for like an hour you know hey it seemed ninjas play free you know yeah free ninjas are you a ninja i'm not well you fucking pay for it but free ninjas right yeah so go play it no there's cool like you know glowing shit happening on it no more sure all right but one day it's a melee action game with some shooting elements yeah one day it's a loot grinder with a like arena base well isn't it isn't it yeah well i was going to say isn't it really just um anarchy reigns yeah but with like kind of a destiny ish okay and progression to it the character is not nearly as memorable people people really like it they do they do it's probably it's one of those games that people love to an obnoxious degree similar to how when you

talk about pub g somebody comes in to yell at you about fortnight oh yeah if you if you talk about any if you talk about borderlands or destiny or anything like that something like that because i don't like it if we touch that it would become a little bit of yeah well because i remember when played with gripes was like on twitter just saying man pub pub g sure does suck and i hate everything about it um and then everyone like not everyone but like some people in the thread would be like well you should try fortnight fortnight's much better and then a bunch more people were like that's stupid it's just as bad play warframe but then no one said anything about that if right now you're thinking to yourself hey they should probably play warframe that's fine

honestly but if you're thinking play fucking warframe you know you know what you know what you know what you're the one you have played that is the most similar to warframe what's that oh okay yeah the nello is that's from the atmosphere is big and open and has the 2d hook whereas uh yeah you haven't played warframe oh look at this chump he hasn't even played the new version of hawkin oh that's a good game yeah it's all it was it was uh dear humble bumble and stumble all right i like that hold on hold on hold on i'm bumble i'm stumble i fuck all right you're humble man yeah but you're not allowed to call yourself humble yeah that's why i called you humble okay look at all this humility i'm very humble very very humble guy uh i recently noticed

that whenever i play co-op games with my brother especially pub g all right he would take games way too seriously and internalize any type of game over or death of my character as his inability to protect his little brother it's gotten to the point where he'd rather attempt to save me with little regard to the situation than win are there games where you internalize failure way more than you should keep up the good work joe from pitsburg hey joe um i got two examples for this one uh it's actually specific to monster hunter when other people that i in my like group of like circle of friends go way past me or you know not monster or anything of this nature and you know where like oh we'll help you get up to this point right you know that kind of thing and in terms of progression

i actually feel really guilty for wasting people's time like i feel i feel great helping other people get up to where i am i feel terrible having them help me get up to where they are i hate it i hate i hate it i hate it um and i got a friend of mine where his good friend from college normal guy totally nice turns into the most toxic fucking cheating piece of shit angry motherfucker in the universe in any online game whatsoever it's like hey let's play league gets banned from league hey let's play a hot so it gets banned from hot and and ghost like oh man this game sucks you want to play something else to the point where he's talking to me he's like i have to keep buying new games to co-op with him because he just gets banned from everything

because he's such an asshole took me a while to get over or not get over but just like deal with dropping combos on stream wow you know what i mean that's a fucking like that cuts deep and it takes you gotta really it's not that you should then just start dropping all your combos i know i know and then they'll go but what you don't see is like me looking out a window an hour later just contemplating wistfully you know you know what you need to do is like okay i'm gonna try and emulate a player that drops combos and see if i can get a good enough at a reset canadian reset it's a it's a canadian reset it's a training opportunity i'm gonna drop combos on purpose see i dropped that combo on purpose to see what he would do with the reset yep yep

god forbid i have to fucking play and talk um yeah i have bad news yeah i know hence why fisticus anyway whatever we won't go there hence why good fisticus episodes have no dialogue exactly and hence why it's just fucking button mashing and stupid shit all the time because guess what at least we can probably say funny things if we're doing that hello versus actually trying to play you get one or the other yeah one don't win too often though it was fun uh let's take one from oh wait i think i did i read this last week you could um entirely possible it's possible it's an extremely similar yeah about about bully yeah yeah yeah i did okay all right so i don't fully understand this one but maybe you guys will dare 23 minutes in the level

up menu cast oh i understand that well yeah uh i have a quick and easy one if you have to choose between a behelit or a lament configuration the senobite conversion yeah lament configuration so no razor yeah that's bad oh that's what that is basically i know what that is but actually kind of worse yeah you don't really get anything yeah you choose one you get something for like a couple minutes you choose one and your significant other has to choose the other oh well i'd i'd take the lament configuration yeah it brings you to hell it just sucks it basically like you you'll it's like a monkey's paw type wish where you're you kind of can get what you want but you instantly like get fucked over it guarantees that your suffering will be legendary yes even in hell

because jesus wept etc um well i mean if it's the so then you got to take the lament configuration and hope that they use the bailet to get you out of that shit yeah that's kind of an easy one i'm not gonna answer that question in a way that'll get me in trouble fuck that hey well you didn't answer the question um so if i take the behelit i get power and become a god but they die for sure sure for a while or vice versa vice versa it might even suffer like forever yeah it's bad like they might not even die really yeah yeah you gotta you gotta take the limit you gotta take the lament there might be some other hellraiser movies where they were like there's like eight now granted this assumes this is the decision we would make here not the one we were

making while we are very scared yeah and cowardly so who knows yeah so anything's possible you can surprise yourself at any point of the day wow i didn't i thought i knew myself and yet scott says hey zybatso has recently pointed out to me that dragon ball names are based on vegetables piccolo's pickle broly's brocoli kakarot's carrot not piccolo piccolo is music and the musical instrument it's only sands yeah it's exactly kakarot carrot raddits radish etc and of course vegeta vegetable i'm wondering what the deal is here i'm a scrub when it comes to this universe so could you set some shed some light on the deal is the japanese creators get lazy and think english words are cool the deal is that their names are based on vegetables the end also the

the balma family is based on underwear and pants yeah and it's easy to like let's say like oh it's they're all vegetables so when you ever you design a new one you it's easy just think of another vegetable there's hundreds what about cauliflower that shit fucking vegetable yeah make that a character i love cauliflower hate cauliflower get out cauliflower and broccoli you know what you know what cauliflower is okay by itself and you know i hate cauliflower is when someone's like you can make a pizza crust out of cauliflower and i'm like guess what no you can't kiss my dick get out of here but but cauliflower um and and broccoli baked uh with you know some good chicken on the side sure sure sure it's awesome uh but yeah that's the answer yeah dragon ball names are

fucking dumb that's that's it is what you've decided i said vidal but i'm like oh wait vidal's not saying i just thought she was second i'm like yeah i'm a devil she's her father's just saying actually it's an anagram of live lived lived lived yeah exactly you had there was an easy one and you took the hard nonsense one dear super best cast dunk lords this is rotto i got some random questions i'm gonna answer one of them so lords coming out um i don't know we got to keep our eyes on them oh man that'd be cool um all right let's get who got their shoes smoked harder what you weren't around for that but you should remember smoke their shoes yeah what was that from from the fucking punisher comic with blue cage shooting like like like the away for saying like

get those guys or shoot those guys smoke their shoes smoke their shoes what uh who got their shoes smoked harder jesus or job i'm super not familiar with job are you not familiar with job uh what's i thought you guys talked about job at length are you not familiar with wait i'm familiar with lot i'm familiar with samson job got all the shit taken from him and got fucked over a million times okay okay i forgot the list to prove a point to each other in short in summary but the list of shit dude all these kids died all this farm okay okay okay okay okay okay back back that back that shit up back that's what will he do is jesus thing no it was just it's a long time ago at some point it says in the bible that lucifer was going forth to and fro

doing his thing hanging out yeah and god's like hey devil what's you up to right and devil's like okay uh not much just tempting your people doing my thing hanging out you know how it is you know how we do i know you keep busy right it's cool man it's like oh satan all you trying to try to fucking destroy all my creations oh and um basically he's like um yeah okay i see you i see you the devil i see you lose lucifer but have you considered my servant job right spotlight and job is fucking chilling hey my name is job and it's like what's the deal with job and it's like oh yeah he's perfect life perfect man he's a super brilliant um rich guy that has giant amounts of wealth and land he's got a huge family everyone loves him he's a pillar of the community

what a fucking hero that guy and you know what he praises god every day loves me loves me some god he's faithful he's a good guy can't get enough yeah i can't get enough of this guy right so devil's like yeah actually i have and it doesn't fucking work because you're all protecting him with your blessings and shit yeah and you're you got your veil of like oh yeah you've made him so happy what could i possibly it's easy to be a good guy when everybody likes him and he's got all the stuff but if you took away that shit oh yeah and you let me get you how you would fucking curse your name he would he would he would see me and be like i'm gonna try a little bit of that anyone would right and so what happened you pull away the veil and he goes and then god goes you sure about that

you want to you double enough we do with this big bad and he's like fucking watch i can show you and he's like okay so what happens right pulls away the protection and devil goes to town yeah devil uh i got i want to get the list right because it's a bunch it is like absurd it is like okay all your crops poisoned got it all your servants dead got it all your family super duper dead got it um you lose your house you lose your house just to lose yeah you lose uh absolutely everyone who knows you you lose the clothing off your back got it uh you then get leprosy and boils and sores on your skin the the plague shit yeah and you're basically sitting in a hole waiting to die there's nothing left for you to do but draw breath until you can't anymore

yeah and you know with that job goes praise god he's awesome i love him i love he did this for a reason all right so what good what happens to job at the end of the story so because devil's mad right yeah right totally and he does that right and got any of the you know it's all like challenge accepted right did the whole fucking thing and he's like oh my god what the hell what's up with that right and it's and it's actually like a progression of things it's like he does it one by one he's like nope still praising god okay what about your family they check in with joe yeah yeah okay what about your balls and your skin and everything nope still praising god in your health now your health nope still praising him all right and god's like what the fuck you got what what else isn't

this where the story just ends and they're like yeah i won like and then and then satan's like oh well fuck this i'm taking my ball in my going going home yeah and then god's like hey that job guy he's all right and he gave him back twice as large of a family twice as many stocks and and gave him back his farmlands and all twice as many houses and twice as many uh servants and twice as much money and he lived happily ever after all right well i i distinctly remember hearing a version where it just was like god's like and that's the end of that chapter and then the curtains close and they don't show any no no no the curtains close on him being twice as successful as he was before that's good but that's an entire nation of people family and such that were slaughtered

whose names no longer matter yeah because we just replace them on the wall not with not with the existing people they like they didn't come back he just gave them like plop plop plop no no no he didn't resurrect anybody or anything he's got new stuff new stuff all right new wife all right so new fam so here's what we're contending with we're contending with what may be the most legendary beat down in all of recorded history with jesus by far right for or the total dissolution of a person's entire life systematically over a long period of time on the whims of two jackasses i'm i'm gonna say i'm gonna say job god at worst because jesus knew he was divine and i have a suspicion that jesus knew he was gonna come back to life also there's a couple of missing years in

jesus life where no one knows what the fuck was going down when he was banging all the hookers yeah yeah yeah and high no one knows yeah exactly what is the quote 13 this 30 that's pretty fucking bad storytelling yeah but um but job has been fucking holding it down his whole life and then he got hit with the boars beat down ever for no reason and then stay true and then like got back his new shit and is supposed to feel happy about it new wife and kids better than the old wife and kids and then we don't really zoom in on the text to find out is he really happy what about the objects i think the whole point is family objects no matter what because of the god stuff yeah new car though but what about but on the other hand man they really kicked jesus's ass i mean sure yeah

the passion of the christ and now he's way more famous than joe but the beat down is is is exaggerated depending on who you talk to because some people believe that the only way that the sins of man could have been weight the weight of the world could have been like represented should have been with the amount of pain it would have taken on the other hand tons of people got crucified in that scene alongside there's that that is a not uncommon way to go oh yeah for sure sure sure it was specifically invented because it was horrible and in fact you know some of the people that believe that suffering means that you're closer to god like because of the whole wage like i mean i mean that's a mother theresa thing which is why

she was super down to let people suffer instead of like helping them oh yeah like all spartacus's guys they all got fucked up by crucifixion there you go yeah so that's not a fun way to go man not a fun way to go but i'm gonna go ahead and say job yeah i'm gonna say number one job got a number one because also job didn't come out of it with superpowers at the end of the story sure yeah eating it to fly around and do magic tricks and shit i mean job did some did he has he has the whole fucking book and there's all these other things but but for the most part that's his deal is that book called bible doesn't really have very interesting naming conventions yeah uh you say that but some of them

are i like the book of acts okay i like that and revelations for the body spray writes its own and starting with the genesis having the exodus just the name the old test deuteronomy sounds really important there's some really cool ones dude the book of john is fucking oh mark and luke yeah no that new testament boring shit is terrible that's what i'm really yeah no no no no no no you need the old shit of the vengeful wrathful motherfucker now yeah that will that will fuck up your life to prove all the cool shit is in there before god starts smoking weed or his son tells him to chill the fuck out hey chill man and he goes fine and then he starts giving people weird dreams you know but uh yeah yeah yeah oh man there's a lot of weird shit in there

it's less but but but what's up with getting eaten by whales it happens is that a dinosaur it's a it's a yeah jonah jonah's jonah's got some sick ass survivability man he's he's he's he's done a lot does that make panocchio jesus or jonah we need what we need to do is uh see how check out the sick naming conventions in the um the expansion pack uh huh uh for the america the the all american jesus oh yeah and then it's a weird one moroni and um the golden plates do you thought the story ended here no no dlc one through 20 coming soon astra went to cry um jesus went across the way you can fuck this joke there's a musical the all american angel all right uh what's coming up what's coming out oh man three fighters three fighters coming out now three five five

three five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five arcade mode who are those guys arcade mode comes out are those guys no i think it's random randoms randoms so if you want to play chun lee the costumes okay so i found that a little bit about why why is the case is it not just because they sell but there was well yes but because they sell also because um ackee man did a special chun lee he did like two of them yeah well no no he did like seven oh okay the last two ackee ackee man had a special collection given of like different chun lee outfits because he loves strong chun lee so it's pretty much like a gift to ackee man okay but also they sell and full disclosure i bought the wedding dress i did too so then fucking whatever

pretty much bought all fucking whatever i should complain yeah i'm not even complaining i just like there's some good ones man no there really is i like i like normal rashid but there's other characters that could use something i think i think she's good yeah nikali he's got his battle cut costume that's it i didn't i didn't get the werewolf one um because that was halloween only so i missed it so that sucks but you know and if it wasn't for um the capcom cup uh uh the kazanoko outfit he would have gotten nothing the only ones i would never buy are ones that look like they're overwatch and what i mean by that is like if they're seasonal i will not buy christmas anything for anybody what about menats no menats christmas if it's their best costume it's pretty

good but it's still christmas like it's i know what you mean i know what you mean but the halloween ones i do kind of like the um the the monster thing well because halloween can at least be fighting game like it's gotta be but it's gotta be more than just a santa hat yeah yeah yeah but now you can say the three fighter five is your favorite christmas game can't really still it's like the christmas stage is usually the boring one like i really don't like what they have there and i think about like uh pocket fighter and how they used to have those old the old like ice level in that and how much of a better christmas stage that was yeah it's super cute what's going on or the giant tree and stuff like there's so many better ways to do what they've

done about that there's some great old artwork that's just like yeah now we're using the bear from the member the bear yeah you saw the bear we're using the bear again look it's shawn you see him there he is he's playing his game boy so aside from all that all videos are continuing you and me need to start a new thing we do though uh do you want to do the there's the one we talked about yes okay hashtag fighter we can do that we'll we'll see there's because like we we thought yes but i'm not sure if you should do something something quicker before yeah definitely this because you should play that because you're more i can't yeah you just played the last game we can

throw in a batman in between or something like that i think we should do batman that's fine because that's a batman season two of telltale oh we enjoyed doing that the first time yeah we can throw in a batman and then go on to the next proper because the next i thought you meant arkham silo be excited no yeah i know and uh what else uh darkest dungeon does come out darkest dungeon does come out this week so woolly your life is set everything you like woolly everything you like is coming out back to back with no time in between for the next three weeks if i streamed i would stream some darkest dungeon yes you should you should i don't want to jump on like five different schedules though man i don't want to do just do

whatever and just say hey guys are you doing this and we'll go no and then you're done that's the solution like like ask me if i'm streaming this week are you i don't know okay i'll decide an hour beforehand if nobody else no i know fuck i thought i was gonna stream the beta this weekend and then i was like no i'm tired today i'll do it tomorrow and then that didn't fucking happen now everyone tried to stream it i'm having some um oh i hurt myself just now i'm having some like pre-stream anxiety to some no some channel difficulties if you would some channel depression oh no on content so um well luckily you just made one just now yeah i was trying not to make that like i honestly oh i was intentionally piping in for

animation purposes i know i know and i really didn't want to make that like guess what we're talking about the bible here comes the wally versus i don't know man i love i fucking i was talking about the i know and it's fun but i i i'm just saying like i don't want those podcast segments to be about if anything gets religious suddenly it's like all right get the clips out we're gonna be doing that but that that particular story of job is fucked especially if you actually didn't know it i didn't i've heard that one multiple times so a few i know yeah but i that that's the other bit too is like okay so what do you do there do we just wait for those moments or do you start recording them or what do you you know it's a whole thing i don't know what i'm

doing what what the solution is is the one that matt has talked about for years and years and we should literally just have all microphones around us on on at all times that's the worst idea so that you never said so that we should all cool moments are recorded forever such a bad idea yeah i agree yes that we should do it or that it's a bad idea and it should be live so we can edit it out later that's another black mirror episode yeah is it yeah oh hey the osborn spin wow they did it the hogan's did it too oh yeah well that's different is it all every member of the family the Hulk brook brooks legs that weird transparent photo of me that comes out of brooks legs the son the mom the kid the mom's banging the the the kid with no brain because my other

kid can't drive the dog all of it fuck that the gawker lawsuits oh man look it's the human embodiment of the gawker lawsuits sitting at the family table is it just like a website with hands like what is that you know he shows up late you know what the gawker lawsuit looks like he looks like that fucking anthropomorphized bill from those musical public service announcements i'm just a bill just up our capitol yeah that fucking guy yeah there you go hey maddie you streaming or doing anything on your channel this week probably not actually i got i got a bunch of other stuff ah fuck it so i'll just be lazy okay that's fine yeah i guess did we is that the end i guess it is that's unfortunate why do we you know awkward all right listen these have been

getting more awkward that's what i'm trying to say can we address this it's so weird can we we used to end the podcast strong there'd be a big laugh big pop and i'd be like done and i know that being live yeah it takes a second to cool it down yeah but the big big finishes are fucking we are not doing those anymore i mean woolly when you get older it just gets harder and harder to get the big finish yeah man was that your attempt at one that was my attempt but say that let's continue live you went and you have to decide when to hit those stop recording right but then you also have to decide when you actually stop the live recording podcast is going downhill man i don't worry about it man i'm worried about it i've got a bunch of shitty years i see the numbers

all right see you next week save people maybe boy oh you you you you you

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