Castle Super Beast - SBFC 247: Wavedashing Makes You Stinky

Episode Date: May 22, 2018

Download for Mobile | Preview Video SBFC 247: BILLY EXPOSED. You can watch us record the podcast live on twitch.tv/superbestfriendsplay Outro: Metal Gear Solid Soundtrack Psycho Mantis Hymn Wild Guns Developers Remaking New Game? The Next Halo Game is a Dave and Busters Exclusive Star Wars/Mario Musou? Toho ditching a Shin Godzilla Sequel for an MCU styled universe Machinima making a live action F.E.A.R series Resident Evil 7 is coming to Nintendo Switch - via the cloud Indivisible delayed to first half of 2019 Here’s The Winner Of Splatoon 2’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splatfest Treyarch Explains Why Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Will Have No Single Player Campaign No Man’s Sky NEXT update and Xbox One version launch July 24 Onrush open beta launch trailer

I Need a job Jesus Christ. Mm-hmm. What? Yeah, that's not it It's a bit of the ceiling fuck it. Yeah, there we go Try to find out where I am So like what so our gaming chairs in fact the solution is this what we're gonna have to do I don't know because I feel like right now these office chairs. We have are not great I don't know if they're the answer so Like woolly your armrest started to fall apart a little while little bit

Then these are these are those big boy office chairs that all the big office people sit in all the time Oh, my armrest is gone. I'm not like it. My chair is perfectly fine, but it's not all that comfy I have to pull all this fucking additional Matt ass support. What is yeah, I see it if Does anyone know what a good chair is? This is the worst tripod I've ever seen. It's a monopod. It's the worst monopod It's the worst tripod I've ever seen. Did you did you know? Hey, it's fine It's got three legs everyone at home. Did you know that Matt isn't just permanently at like a 20 degree angle? It's like he's actually need to get tying up on this bolt down there. Actually. Yeah, that's right. There you go Hey, look, I've never been more straight. That doesn't matter

I'm gonna right now assume the podcast started. Yeah. Oh you start because People can people can hear the camera tilt. Oh fuck. That's weird and the chairs creak The what they can do the bulk what they can hear is these chairs falling apart as we sit on them because they live They've not held up a lot of asshole damage going on on these chairs I don't know what the deal is because you think you like okay So this is what people spend their money on and then it's gonna last a while because it's all Comforted and it's got all these special bullet points on the back of the box It's a and now I'm like I fucking it's already got to go

But I was talking to someone they're like the chairs that we all bought Therefore what is assuming someone that sits down in an office for like a little bit and does other shit It's like for your home. Yeah, you have to get the ones they're designed for boring bland offices You need to get that look really uncomfortable, but actually are not need to get the accounting chair Yeah, you need to get like yeah The thing that I don't get is it's happening to me and wallies as chairs Why are the armrests going how much stress? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, but is it is it is it? I don't rub my asshole on the arm. It might be in fact time to get fucking e-sports chairs up in this

You want to have a e-sports chair? We might need to go where fake ties We might need to go e-sports chairs because that seems to be the future. I don't know I want to try one. We should ask my people say it fucking runs You should say max has had the same three or four gaming chairs in his stream room for like five years And they've been comfy and you know what eight hours of street Yeah, no, they those those have been super comfortable like I feel like we might actually need to step It's probably yelling at us not to you should call my cross and see if he has any of his old e-sports chairs That he doesn't need anymore. He doesn't need those chairs. I need a e-sports. He regularly has bonfires with them

Oh, man, I'm gonna burn down all of e-sports That's a backyard. He has a permanent fixture, which is the e-sports chair bonfire burning since is he made those comments Is good is good text still an e-sports? Yeah, okay. I always seen or heard of good text in like a while He's doing shit. He keeps going to the future and back again. Yeah, that was the last thing I heard He put a book out on Amazon And it did really well and yeah, you should have made it an audio book How not to get scummed up by e-sports? Is that what it was about and how not to go on to an e-sports? I don't I'm

I mean you ever get one in one of those traps where there's a word that you just enjoy to say and Then you just say it too much like like e-sports like he's I keep I keep wanting to say e-sports because it's funny to me It's just by itself. Well, it's not a sport. It is. Why is it all my e-s-pn? It's not a sport. It's just I mean it is a sport. It's just a shitty sport Yeah, yes, yeah, like one of the primest real estate locations in our city On Saint Laurent and and and fucking whatever is a Montreal e-sports. Yeah It's a huge like and there's teams. There's team logos Yeah, something something grizzly the grizzlies. That's that's some GSP's team the the overall and the overwatch group

That's cool. They yeah, I would want to have sports team type logos for me If I was on if I was good enough if I was good at video games I was on an e-sports team. Yeah, the sports logos or I could be the mascot like I could wear the bear costume Yeah, I'll be that guy. Should we start at e-sport? No Depends on what the game is No, Willie I dress up like Rocco, I dress up with your own giant head We can we could like like we couldn't we couldn't get into any overwatch leagues or any like major Dota championships, but we could probably get a general jousting team together. I feel we could get some

Sponsors Esports, what is is that bad now people are getting paid to play overwatch the end? I think there was someone on a team that said a bad thing. Yeah, no, that's that's that's that is a one-to-one Overtime scenario on every league that happens champions be that's why will he warns us when the mics turn on before the podcasters in case But no, I think I think we could probably put some some sponsorships together for Don Don't already leave Yeah, steam poverty Super pillow fight. Did you see Max was actually streaming that trash? That's cuz I told him to yeah, I know I know that was obvious That was very obvious. Well, I was on a stream and he was playing now

It's Prince of Persia because of course I was I just show up and Max was like Yeah, he heard the call And I was like hey you guys seen super pillow fight because again You know, we're always five steps ahead and they're like oh, it's okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah We got a stream this now tomorrow super pillow fight What was the other game there's brothers no, it was a weird combination of super pillow fight and yeah dead pool Okay, okay, cuz of the topical Wait shit that come out. Yeah shit. Dang you guys see it. I didn't see it. Is it good. It's funny and

That's a weird reaction to that question. It's it's hilarious Okay, one of the mid the the post credit scenes is like one of the so so that's that's where we go, right? Like what did you do this week? Should I should I just go after the podcast to watch Deadpool? Yeah, do go do it go watch go watch Deadpool. Um, so no no spoiler cast necessary because I wouldn't think quite frankly It's just it's Deadpool. It's a it's really funny. Um The is it good question is almost like it almost doesn't matter because the movie itself doesn't care about being good Oh, that's interesting. It's bull. I like that. It doesn't care about Anything and it's just fucking hard-swerving into

Punchline takes precedence over plot all other priorities at all times, right? Okay, so How is how is Thanos as cable sure? Yeah, no, they know that was a question. I you know what cables fine Domino's great and the movie's fucking hilarious having a resurgence of love on Domino I remember not really being every cuz every time I remember every time I came out Yeah, cuz every time I'd bring her up in a way you'd be like you and Domino I don't like you know you and that one fucking fucking story Green and Domino's fuck around the world. Oh that's sex and violence bringing that up again. No, no, no

Talking about Domino as a character Domino's brings it up every time like recently like even like a bit before the movie was ever shown Yeah, yeah fucking Domino and it but it's good But it's but it's in that same life held wet a way where it's like she just luck You know what I mean? That's all there is to it. It's long shot was lucky, too So, so yeah, it's a very fun power to write into your story because it lets you do anything. It does it does also Yes, fuck fighting should be celebrated at all times Anyway, no da Deadpool's Deadpool hilarious It's worth watching and and like it it is I will say like it fucking puts the the

Punctuation at the end of the sentence that is post credits shenanigans, okay post credits like like blooper joke or whatever the fuck so Here's here's okay. I'm gonna ask you a question and I know it's not gonna be the less I say the better remember that so the the ultimate post credit sequence that I've always wanted has been of You know two-hour movie or whatever and then you do whatever and the post credit sequence is like 18 minutes long Through the full credit sequence yeah, yeah, yeah, and then the post credits is like the full rest of the movie Right was ever gonna be a movie that would do that it would be dead. Yeah, and and my question is is it that is it?

It's a 20 to 35 minute long extra credit in an hour and a half. It's absolutely not that okay So now I can set my expectations accordingly. It's absolutely not that what it is to me Is better than the film itself? That's how good. I'm hearing it's it is and I don't know what it is. I I don't know what that means I don't know what I don't I'm not gonna say anything else except I How old okay, so I okay I have a question about its context. I don't want to say anything else fine So it's a right. It's a and what does that mean that you would be happier if this had been released as a skit

But or no, it needs it needs the movie Okay, that's that hundred percent. I would I would uh Yeah, no, I was at home all day, so I didn't go with any of you guys But like I wanted to see it, but I was like no I can't but I Sucks to miss your howl because I just remember the first opening joke in Anchorman 2 Where it's like the baby the exposed breast and you were done A good five minutes you were done There's it it's sometimes it just gets you I have a general question about the movie that you can just say yes or no

Yep, is there a villain that the trailer does not show is There is there a villain in the movie that the trailer never talked about or showed at all Yeah, okay, I figured okay Um Cool, I'm gonna go see Deadpool now. There's more than one but like a known one well No, the other the other the other is just like yeah anyway There's there's there's stuff that the trailer doesn't tell you at all for sure again. Is spider-man in it Anyway, so I feel like we're at this point now one no more questions

It's not it has nothing to do with Deadpool, but I feel like because Disney owns everything now That every single comic book movie thing is going to be just rife with the worst Series of questions ever of like did Wolverine show up in this one? Yeah Yeah, like I think I was telling this to Willie before it's like while they got sold It's like you know Fox will not be under any new banner until like 2020 So right so see any actual That unless they they But like they're but like all of the promo material has had those things like

Crossing out the word 20th century Fox and just going like question mark TBD all that stuff and like yeah They point to that going like whoa might be it might be under the same pattern, but anyway Yeah You know how like you know how one P. Diddy puff daddy Yes, I'm vaguely familiar Said one time don't worry if I write rhymes. I write checks This is like that. This is don't worry if I'm good. I got jokes And and good joke. That's it. Okay

So yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed your movie. I am hoping to enjoy it very quickly did that um No, none of you guys are bothering with Westworld right now, right? Um, no, so I Briefly heard at some why you mentioned it you mentioned on the podcast that was back and it you it was like three or four in Mm-hmm, and I'm like well if I missed it by now I might as well just wait till it's like a couple weeks and then it's over and then let's through it Yeah, and then I saw something. Yeah made me upset Yeah, and it was you again, and it was you talking on Twitter, and it was you saying oh fuck Westworld's falling apart. Mm-hmm, and I went oh

Please tell me more about that So in general story because like you said plot holes are starting to compound on each other in a way that is making Instead of covering the plot holes, they're goat seeing them wider right and They're doing the best they can to just yet to just you know Manos grande The problems into a you know, why would you make it wider? But here's the thing though like in the process of doing that like school shit still happens

But like though and like the westward doesn't concern itself with being good It sure doesn't um that is a humorless program the The latest episode in particular, and it feels like a bunch of the season two in general is doing um Fan service is the best way I can describe it that is not why I watched that first season I did not expect this to be a series that even had that exactly Exactly right and service in universe or is it fan service to the people who are actually watching fan service in universe? and and it's and it's like That's the best way to describe it. I feel because it's like

The it's not like the first season is really good because it's spending its time Trying to ask subtle questions. It's it's it's a really I don't know what this it's was it ten episodes The first season yeah, yeah, but and like but it feels super long It does like it it is it there's a lot of really slow shit the last episode if I didn't watch it But I just know this last episode was a movie. Yeah I remember reading somewhere so so the like the one of the best one of the best ways to I think put it in context is The first episode of the first season mm-hmm the stinger of that episode is great is The most it's a gesture. Mm-hmm. You know what I do? Do you remember what I'm talking about like?

No, I didn't watch all of the first season. Oh, did you want the first up first episode? Yes It's it's remember the last thing in the first episode. No, I don't okay at this point I don't mind just saying it's a single moment mm-hmm a fly Flies and lands on someone. Yeah, okay, and it's like, huh, right that that and then it's like it's just object That's all that happens and you go oh It leaves you going interesting because it's so really creepy shot But it's but it implies a lot and there's a lot of thought going into such a small little thing Oh, where's this story gonna go?

subtlety, you know subtlety and then Jonathan Nolan takes that and carries it all the way through to the end and Season two he's a lot less involved in the writing. I can see his name his I went to check and he's behind like two of the five episodes so far I think um and It's not that at all and it's not handling anything in that subtle way It's just being much more Brash loud raw raw and it's and it's like the the the setup between where the plot had to go was going to become a louder more pointed um action story but Uh, they're but they left

Interesting questions on the table and now instead of answering them They're kind of just rolling off or the cats just pushing it off slowly until it crashes There was a feeling that I got watching the last episode of the first season of Westworld in which Before obvious loose threads started to manifest And it actually looked like things were going to resolve and then have one big open question That would just stay open because that would be the end and for some reason I'm like oh, is this going to be a mini series and then you get to the last half hour and just like loose and loose and loose and

like the the the uh the season finale of the first uh season as well Um while not while not going into detail I'll just say like it introduces quite like moat things that make you go Oh, whoa, what what right because that's what a season finale does when it wants to Hook your balls and pull you along to get your get re up tether you right and so it goes What what what and like those like holy shit. What is that? What is that things now the second season is starting to like explore them? But or at least introduce them, but there's not as much depth to them as focusing on the central

Plot of the initial story. There's just these little like fan service things that they drop in and they make you go Oh, fuck. That's cool but What else so you know there's there's there's a I mean there's there's obviously every story's got it's it's it's Parts right you have your theme you have your character. You have your plot Right and you have your setting. Yeah, right the first The first season was near overwhelmingly

Like setting and theme Instead of character based or plot based and what I'm hearing from you now Is that the second season is now like overwhelmingly like plot or action or? Overwhelmingly it is it is majority it is majority there's there's action and um New setting and then you go. Oh wow new setting because oh that's setting that we want. I'm curious Okay, that one great. You know I I wow. Okay, huh?

I was curious to see where The rest of this like what the deal with that shit was yeah, okay And you're and so like that has a level of interest behind it, but um, but then once you're there It's like, okay, but what else are we doing? Are we going back to those like? Developing questions about AI are we going back to those like, you know Those those david cage become human questions. Yes, you know what I mean? Are we going back to that moment where a fly lands on someone or are we? Kind of just gonna like has there been a single pull a machine gun out has there been a

And walk forward while we use it in this new season That has the same not even not even as good, but has the same tone or feeling as what door Because that because that's the best moment There's in in west world. There's something up. There's something approaching that that happens. That's good um But it's good and bad at the same time because It's like that sounds really good. And this is what so this is why I tweeted out the fact that I'm like like That's all right. Like when you have like you take like you you introduce like a black mirror type premise in a way

Where you go? Oh, that's a fun thought experiment. That's some brain candy, right? But also um It it's like if you follow through on this interesting idea like it's an interesting idea to introduce But then if you follow through on it, it becomes a crutch for lazy writing and you're worried I'm worried that it'll become a crutch for lazy writing. What if you know and and and what if humans were the robots the whole time? Uh, you know, what if the interesting question of like two sides That are both right that are fighting each other. Yeah what if

a sudden third party Were to exist and then both parties could turn and go. Oh that though Yeah, don't worry about the interesting complexities of our dynamics and our conflict. Yeah, we can just Look at that. That's not not that's not what I'm saying is happening But I'm saying that's an example of how it would be like shitty to ignore an interesting Conversation between two people by bringing in hitler and just going like it's it's the fuck that old conversation So it's so what there's hitler. So what you're saying is is freddie and jason are fighting, right?

And you're like, oh man, I wonder who's gonna win freddie versus jason. Oh, this is gonna be so exciting And then gi joe shows up and then they decide to fight gi joe and you're like, but no, I wanted to know I wanted to know who was gonna win between freddie and jason. I don't I don't want to see a team up That can work, but it has the third party better fucking like It was freddie versus jason ash from evil dead needs to show up and then you're like Oh my god, that's so cool because it thematically works But if it's like a third party like you're saying like you're describing. It's like, yeah, that sounds messy I'm I'm I'm reserving final judgment till the end of the season

Um, but I'm commenting on where we're at right now And like what you've been forced to swallow at this point. There are problems There's some fun stuff too and they can still write themselves out of Some of those problems I have I have but there's some of them that but not all of them I have a stupid question that is not as stupid as it appears but bear with me Um, is anthony hopkins in the season? As an actor Did he get paid did he get paid for something you might have okay, that's sure. Thanks

um that's a Yeah, I that's a that's a hard to answer. Anyway, uh, obviously Because that first season Rode on his coattails. Let's just sort of offer this dad that entirely. Uh, stop thinking about the, um The the what I was gonna say is there is an interesting problem to this I haven't seen in a long time in in any media where, um You know, okay, so you might you might have heard about this look on you might have heard about part five of jojo a little bit

Yeah, I've heard a thing and one of the funnest one of the funniest parts about jojo part five is There is literally a character that is so powerful That they have to just be written out of the story. Yeah, that's what purple haze man Don't worry about it because some people still haven't you know, but like there's a character that's just like no, that's too good That solves the problem. I accidentally overwrote this. Yeah. Um, and so westworld has a little bit of that problem where it's like There's someone that's so powerful. Someone needs nerfing But they and then they kind of only realized at the last second that they needed to nerf this character And so they

They started nerfing the character. That was a problem in the later season. Oh, but then yeah, okay I know what but then as they started nerfing the character. They were they were burping them at the same time They were burping buff nerf, but that's not a word. It is a word. You made it killer instinct. Go look it up What really? Yeah. Oh, no, and so they started burping this character and uh It just gets ugly as you're watching them scramble to like Create problems for someone that's too strong There was a character in season one that was starting to be established as having no limits

So I assume you're saying they had to have limits put on them But it doesn't but it doesn't otherwise. What is conflict, right? Oh, because I yeah, I remember thinking like what if that character just starts walking around like charlie or akuma or What is what is conflict when you are like top tier and the answer is Bad writing. Yeah, so so They so yeah seems really cool. Let's put it in They fixed it You want to think about it if the seat like like like just make the character wear weighted clothing the entire

No, that's not the problem with this one season one season one could have literally closed itself off Yeah, I like it could have it could have but anyway, um, you know reserve judgment till the end, but definitely weaker so far um So and and and any and again like the other things any more detail I go into is going to start giving you ideas So you're saying they put the handcuffs on kodi, but it made kodi even stronger You oh god It does because it makes them more intimidating It was no no so you had the handcuffs on right and then you took one off

Yeah, and the other one's on And you're like look, but he has one handcuff off and you're like But what's the difference between not having any handcuffs on or having it on one arm your arms are still free Okay, but you know Okay, your arms are still free and you're like no, but he still has it hanging from one But now he can swing a little piece of metal around too. So you get that's what it is. Okay, you know that sounds That sounds just awful, but we kept it on. Yeah. Anyway, uh Boy, how's the acting still good performance is still good. Oh, yeah, that's yeah. Um

I especially like Yeah, some real huge props and chops to uh the actors that like performed Speaking different languages. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Fucking impressive at that the most the most impressive thing about what season one's acting was all the robot characters having to turn on a

Dime in bizarre situations. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're saying they're adding languages to that actor There's there's you know, you know, you know, I like people have to learn elvish to fucking do lord of the rings and what not Yeah, well, okay, but those anyway, no those those Those some some impressive you infected me with that With thinking that's funny I never thought that fucking elrond or whatever for more of the rings was funny Until you like one day just started losing it over agent smith with the little with the little side curve coming down his fucking face

They're very much the same character And uh In and and for both think humans are not great. Yeah, that's true Um, and I played like a couple things and these are things that um This is I'll this that you're under nda. Are you under nda? No, but I'll say but I'll be close Okay, I'll I'll preface this these I'll preface this with don't at me. Okay. All right, don't at me Is it you know what I mean? Because like these are things that are in the process of going and obviously heavy spoiler possibilities and such and I want to just enjoy so one

Uh, I have started near auto automata. I just I added you right Automata automata Whatever I call automatic tomatoes automata. Yep. So that's going right now and that's really fucking good so far The music is incredible. The action is incredible. Everything's incredible. Uh, but is it character action? Yeah, there's no actual ranking of your I don't know. I I don't know what I don't know Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Okay I'm I answered the question you didn't ask later down the conversation. Obviously it's character action This is what happens to me a lot. Sorry to put a pause to you start jumping ahead

I jump ahead in the converse or I'll say something or leave something open, right? And then people will hear you say is it character action and I'll go I don't know and then that'll become a topic where woolly. You're an idiot, but no But you actually said that's character action But I don't know if it's pure because it doesn't have the ranking systems at the end of the fight And and and I mean the answer is a fucking course. It is right I said, I don't know in response to of course it is But why would you say this back on that conversation you had about what's character action?

And then my my I don't know was I don't know what my definition is and if it's good or not So I answered a question that no one asked But it was back to back with yours and it creates an out of context awful moment where it sounds like I don't know What the fuck I'm talking about what I usually don't greatest flaw What a huge so the music obviously stands out very quickly very fast Would you say that it's it's good enough to win an award but not actually be shown at that award? Yeah, sure that sure dude that gets as you as you go through the game remember that and get more mad over time It's stupid. Yeah, it's it's it's fucking incredible. Um, no, uh, I literally

Don't know uh What I should call a character action or not because like I said it was a thought like about maybe all style should be a Part of it, but I I don't like someone had a nice character Neutral lawful. Oh man, those are cracking evil evil. Uh, you know, I mean answer the question It doesn't answer the question and I don't think there's an answer I don't know because there's never been a definition and it's not like Uh, uh, Kimia ever came out and what this is the what it means. Well, actually, he never he never used the term No, it came from uh, you know, he said he said stylish hard action

Stylish action game and it was something that came from a review that people latched on to that we latched on to I believe it was actually from like a god or two reviewer Yeah, and it was never a it was never a hard defined term It was but it was just certainly like a feeling that we got when it came to I'm gonna define it right now Does your character have a launcher that enables combos? Done that's a character action. That's kind of where I stand. That's where you stand. No, that's that's a place to That's that's the broad and then you go bam, bam, bam, all the all the different little subdivisions. Certainly. Yeah You can you can use that because there's there's like

Very clear similarities between The 2d shit like dishwasher and Muramasa and devil may cry and then you know, you couldn't get into Um, the absolute the clear similarities with like games like heavenly sword and god of war and devil may cry I think it's almost like when someone's like, oh game is souls like it's like there's not really anything it's doing It's just like the presentation how the health bars and the hot are and is the game hard I think it's like harder to find like character action is where i'm like the souls like isn't really a Genre it's just an action rpg It's it now that there are enough games and there are some copycats

I feel like it kind of has become a genre like I would have agreed with you right up until lords of the fallen surge code vain came out, you know It's like I don't I consider those rip offs and not making its own genre But everything's a rip off until it becomes a genre right so like think of all the street fighter 2 rip offs That were street fighter 2 clones or doom rip offs. Yeah, and then those became that style of shooter But there's been a lot less souls like games than we ever thought I thought we were saying like two or three years ago like oh, it's gonna Burst and there's there's been like three. I remember saying a year ago. I'm shocked

There are not more copies of that that shot does kingdom hearts have a launcher in it Absolutely in tons of your moves launch. Okay ff 15 Not directly. No, but there's a launcher, but there's our combos. There are combos, but on grounded. You can't launch Kingdom hearts is absolutely character action The ff 15 is absolutely you could lobby that yeah, so But I at some point in my head I always thought that like the the the ranking and and style and such had a Bearing on it, but perhaps it doesn't

I'm willing to just throw my hands up and say I literally don't know the so I never ever ever would have thought of this Comparison or link prior to the way you phrase this conversation so far willy But your explicit disappointments with season 2 of westworld Will cause your experience with near to improve Interesting over the average player. Good. Good. Good. Good. I mean it's got robots. It's got the yes, right? Yeah But no, um stage in the desert Yeah, oh, yeah, and I was excited I was excited for that desert stage because I wanted to see what was in that fucking desert And if it had any bearing on the previous deserts, maybe because that's the other bit too is I didn't just start

the game, but I I months ago caught up finished that that original near lp with uh, paddling him and I Uh, then went through all of mr. Clems videos and then went and just stay away from those new ones And I and I yeah, of course I went through all not all I should say all of the ones pertaining to Um draking guards one two three and near original Isn't it nice that it clubs is not the only one. It's just the one that like I like the best But isn't it nice that people went through those dragon guard games and did that so that you don't have to fucking play them? Yes, yes, it is

awful Uh, there there's but there's a lot of interesting concepts to them and like one of the ones that i'm fucking Hard so interested in is finding out more about a chord. So Like we'll see where that goes. Uh, but I'm Like there's some weird crazy shit in characters that get introduced like in the later ends of drunken guard that's fucking It's goofy. What is this yoko taro? Unbound unchained. Is that what that is? Like anyway, but with good gameplay yoko taro is always unbound Uh, three dragon guard three in particular though like

really stands out as Tonally different From the rest. Yeah, I looked at that game for a little while dragon guard three is a bad game also frame rate What the fuck are you thinking? So you we'll see we'll see but um, yeah, that's amazing so far I will you know go from there and I'll see where it's at fast as you can. I am don't stop for any reason I am I am um and uh

And there's gonna be a point where you're gonna kind of want to slow down go faster Yeah, well, well, uh, I'm going I mean right now. That's going up on on my channel on the side, but like Yes, that's going up. I will leave versus. I want to also just uh, say that the um, the answer to how often is it going to come out is Like I'm not sure yet. So I'm struggling not to just fucking. Yeah, throw me throw me another run under the bus That's fine. It wants to come out of my mouth so bad

No, the the like but it's like twice a day No, the the answer the answer to that is that uh, I'm going to I know I want I'm excited to play it and I know people are excited to watch it and I'm not going to over commit to something that I can't Actually stick to so it's going to go up frequently enough that I'll be moving through it But I'll decide that hopefully it'll be going faster than you caught up to get to this point because that took you about a year Yeah, and I don't want to go. I don't want to make the mistakes of like, you know, what I've done with previous Yeah, shit that game came out more than a year ago. Yeah, so the the only thing is is that uh,

Normally I would not point this out because like in in the way that we schedule LPs is not an issue But there it well, I mean you're gonna have Liam with you So he's he knows that shit backwards and forwards But there's a lot of subtle stuff that you may not appreciate unless it's fresh enough in your memory like It was oh like I saw that a couple days ago You would remember it like subtle things like subtle character things

Whereas you might not pick it up if you you wait like, you know a week or two weeks between whatever And I don't specifically mean between playing I mean between like the two link. Yeah got it Yeah No, but that that's exactly it. So um, um, you know, I don't want to promise a pace I can't keep but I'm definitely like going through it excited to play and I know people want to see it So I'm going to just and and you're you're finding a nice medium And you're in just like don't talk to me about near automotive. Don't at me. Don't at me Uh, all similarly don't at me about dag and rampa v3 because oh you're doing it

I'm on the first chapter of that and wow you've just opened yourself up to the world of don't look at the whole internet So we'll see where that goes as well and There's certain games you like if you want to play it's like there are certain ones you if you sleep on it Like there are memes or the real spoiler images for the last year or two or whatever Well, you know depending on the game the honest like the real trick is to just do like we did with A way out a way out and just don't say shit until it's done. Why I'm sitting here going like Why would you tell anyone you're playing the new dang and rubble? Why wouldn't you just lie and then just say later?

Yeah, I was because I was because I was like Um, because I do have thoughts that I wanted to Talk about because he needs a subject to talk. Yeah. Yeah, and I do have things I want to say so about it so far, but I just like you're right It is a dumb thing that you probably can read anyway You're that's did you know the world we live in once we beat God of war that we should go sleep in the bed at the house Make sure that's where the good end go sleep in the bed at the house. Don't make sure No spoilers. Just go sleep in the bed at the house. Yeah in the pot while you're doing the post game stuff

Exactly, exactly, right? So yeah, um, but no like uh, what I do Like so far is that the cast is the strongest it's been When you introduce like a bunch of new students and they're all ridiculous extremes It feels like they've refined their roster over the course of like Three games and an anime series. Yeah to eventually get to a point where you're like, we've called like the best We we've the best and the brightest we've called the like the hateable qualities And left the ones that are like I shake my fist, but you're good. Is the anime series an adaptation or is it like more canon? Okay, okay

All right, that's interesting canon that is not covered in the games So like it's not like persona where it's like, let's go over what you already know Yeah, it's if you want to know the whole thing you have to watch So what you're saying is the two games you're playing right now are both japanese games that require like A textbook To get out of other shit. Yeah, because there's there's novels as well. There's light novels for dang and rampa So you're gonna really appreciate the near-automata clems videos because he goes he goes into full on review breakdowns of all Of the plays. I imagine that it's the same thoroughness that he went into the original but it's

Yoko Taro is is the worst at that shit. It's the worst ever stage plays. I don't care. Oh man. Yeah, that's uh, why would you at the concert has spoilers? The and that was that not wasn't that before the the Thing actually came out before the game actually. No, no, no No, it it came out afterwards But remember we had Clems on the podcast and he talked to me about the spoilers from the the concert But those were the fake leaked spoilers that yoko Taro Invented to throw people off from the real spoilers in the concert That are actually the true ending. Is that a good thing?

No, I'm so if you want to look mad if you looked at the which is probably a good thing the list of Supplemental material for the near slash dragon guard universe. Yeah, there are about 10 times more short stories plays uh, uh Fucking uh supplemental material radio dramas, etc. Then there are games radio dramas How many metal gear radio dramas did I miss all of them? Yeah the the uh, the other name I heard too is valkyrie aurora as a a channel that does Breakdowns and stuff of yoko Taro things as well. Um that uh, lia mentioned is is worth checking out too So, uh, yeah, that's that's going but anyway, um, um, um, and yeah

Like just beyond that between I need to take a mental break between these just really heavy Yeah, you kind of want yourself in a so tonal spot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know occasionally I need my break and that break is Kirby star allies Of course that game continues to be fucking just just name the podcast. We'll replace a Kirby game just perfect It's so fun. It's just got the best of fucking Every Kirby. Oh It's lots of free dlc

dude If you like have a star ally that you're like, oh man, but I want it to be that guy. All right. Or like I want you can Okay, so you can choose to either Have the Kirby power. Yeah that you enjoy the which like for me. I fucking love What is your favorite power? My favorite power is the uh throw. So judo the bugsy, right? That's by far in every Kirby game that has it. That is my favorite number one with a bullet every time And not only can you get that in this and and do a suplex Kirby as much as you want you can If you call if you make friends with bugsy who just follows you around like the actual boss bug beetle

You could just jump on his back and control him And sometimes they have unique movesets that are a little bit different from your normal suplex power See my favorite Kirby power is none. My favorite Kirby power is Rick Okay, it's like my favorite character. Okay, like he's my favorite thing. Yes, Kirby. Yes, I can't really fully even explain Why okay my first song in an issue of nintendo power. I was like And you saw that loop of his idle animation. Oh, yes. Yes, okay, and that was like Yeah, that's good. I'm gonna be playing star allies tomorrow night. Totally in there alongside all the other the buddies yeah from uh

From his game. So yeah, do you ever lament not being able to go to the Kirby cafe in Japan where if you're alone They set up a waddle D to sit next to you. That's fucked man That's a little that's a sad reminder a thing that we don't have Um, but even more so is that that role of sliceable Kirby Yeah, where you can just lay it out and it's a perfect little Kirby copy and you just cut into it like cheese or sushi And I'm like I want one. I really want one. Maybe you can have one shipped to you Just to slice a little Kirby off every time I need to look at it Okay, don't at willy about the games he's talking about but if you have Kirby slices

At me hard go ahead and add him real good at me hard rick shoots fireballs at me hard with Kirby That's that's a good subtitle. I what do you want Kirby at me hard? That's like the the cartoon. Yeah, right back at you. Yeah, right back at you hard a good Kirby video A good wholesome Kirby picture is like it's the same as like a little like those uh cute emergency You ever see those there's like oh cute. Oh, yeah, like quick. You need a little quick little puppy thing Or like it's that goat we covered his eyes with his ears and the goats like And all that that's what it is. That's what it is, but bookended by fucking amazing gameplay

Exactly. Yeah, that's me. Whatever I played a bunch of games all I can blast through. Um, I talked last week about on rush Yeah, yeah, yeah So on rush had its open beta and that's all right. So that's what well that was on the docket So we'll just all scratch that but like yeah open beta Yeah, and I was like I never understand betas in the sense that like I don't keep up with them So I'm like what's I I didn't get a code for the beta and someone will go well It's not it's you just download the beta and I'm like, oh, okay, christ

Um, so I talked about last week. I'm like, oh, I'm really looking for that looks cool It's like an arcade like uh racer from the developers of motor storm. Yeah, there's neat class based gameplay and like Um, sorry to sort of say, um, it's it's just super not for me Um, most because I'm not sure you guys can tell on the trailer. Maybe there'll be a different mode In the full game or whatever. No, that's the ad Oh, yeah, that's the ad. Oh, why would you do that? There's no Like finished line in this game at least in the multiplayer. I don't know if there'll be more traditional races I'm just going by what I played. Well, there's a bar

And it separates into both teams blue and orange And by the end of the round whoever has the most points wins that seems so you in the and the beta It doesn't seem like you can win a race. What's the what's the mode called? It was Quick race. Okay. I don't know what it would be in the final game seems like the worst thing in a while That's fine for a multiplayer mode if you want it But it's like everything is like it's it made me feel like overwatch a little bit where I'm not directly winning myself. I'm on the team. That's cool. But I'm like, wait, is this all the game is? Yes, so in the start

Is there no single player which I know that the multiplayer is like it's heavy emphasis And don't get me wrong when you're actually playing like the game looks gorgeous Yeah, like those powers look incredible when your cars get their alt Yeah, yeah, yeah and you use their alt and they're all different that you can do some cool things I saw like I am a big hill and one of my teammates hit another hit a An opposing team member into the sky like bumped them in the back and he flew into the sky I used my my alt or my boost and I hit him again Well, and I was like, I've never seen that in a racing game. That's cool. Looks really cool

And that was in the first like, you know, five minutes of playing so the mode was the problem That mode in the beta was it's not a problem. I was just not into it And I'm just like is there going to be more than this is this all the game is Okay, and like all the stages that I did see at that point We're all like outdoorsy stages like a forest and like some mountains and I'm like, well, I hope there's more stages I'm sure there will be is it is it stampede mode. Is that Kind of because that's what that's what I'm looking at the little breakdown here six v six And you're all just hitting each other and whatever team gets the most points at the end of the time limit

That's that just seems to be that mode. Yeah, it says okay. It says there's overdrive and there's countdown Yeah, so I I was I was also looking it up and I typed in on rush and one of the first results Was an end gadget article from march that says on rush You have been selected as the potential. Yes Uh on rush is a racing game with no finish lines So I believe they all have there is no There is no race To the end of the track. Okay, and and that's you know

That's that that that kind of sucks to me in the sense that the game is good It's fun to race But I wanted to race as well This multiplayer mode is fine for people that want it because you're supposed to be Working with a team and that's cool in a racing game as an additional mode And I would play that a little bit, but I would I can't learn the track Okay Maybe you can't

It's work because I'm like it's it's almost sounds like um like in in uh like roller derby. There's no like finish line There's just the group and you kind of you kind of lap people to get points, you know Like like there's ways to do that, but I imagine there will be a more traditional mode When the game fully releases the game is being pitched as not having a race at all And the game comes out and like that's what the article I was just looking at I see plus it comes out fully in like two or three weeks. It comes out in june Gotcha. Okay. Now. I don't want to be some kind of stodgy genre traditionalist. No, not you but I don't know maybe a racing game should

Have a race Yeah, but yeah, I mean sometimes people you know, you want to try something new and if it's fun enough Then you can bank on it if if there's a DLC mode planned like I'll play that Did you just say try something different and then And I looked at you And it took a second. Yeah So like I'm still gonna look at this when it comes out and hopefully there'll be like a DLC mode That's just a traditional race just so I can get used to all the mechanics and whatever

But because it's just throwing you into a team-based thing where there's people hitting you every single second Five guys like uh in their cars or bikes And that's the other cool thing is like they have all these you have like motorcycles you have big humvees You have buggies you have like yeah cars. There's a lot of shit going on and I like that stuff I'm just like it's all contained in this one type of singular mode or at least two of them. But Yeah, I was I was a little disappointed. I talked to max about it. He streamed it for a couple hours He's like, yeah, he's like it's not for me. It's not what I wanted But I mean it looks nice. I'm like, yeah

And it sucks because I know a fan that listens to the podcast works on this And like I said, I'm not even saying the game is bad. It's just the the the way it's set up is just not what I was feel good Yes, cool. Uh, it also felt really good again Is Hyrule warriors. Yeah, it sure does on the switch. Everyone's back on that I'm super back on that because I'm like looking at I'm like this looks better back on their bullshit Way more fucking troops on screen I thought it does well of characters unlocked at the start. It doesn't die when you hit them It it I I got super back into that for like an entire day where I was just like, okay, no

I'll try one more mission. I'll try one more mission One merian They're not one merian troops and Uh, Liam was able to point me. It's like if you want adult minna, you just go to adventure mode. She's right there We'll take you a little while, but that's where you gather and in the original Wii U version was way way harder to get her Yeah, they they've basically taken all the stuff that ever came out with all the other versions and they've integrated them so that they Know they're they don't feel like their dlc anymore. They just feel like they're Part of the I didn't know that a volt god volcanis with a volt volcano dragon knight vulvega vulvega and sia were just

Added to the game free at some point in Wii U Like there weren't dlc They're just patched in at some point and people were like, well, they didn't tell us about this They're just there and I didn't know. Yeah, it's it's it's fucking great. What? Uh, what kind of moves is is adult mid-norocan? I know I don't remember ever seen a trailer for her I don't know sex moves. Okay. She glows. Yeah her glow once she spin And there there's a fairy that you can be that does the reverse of what link does That has this crazy hard to get weapon that you need to play a hundred hours in that's all I'll say

The reverse of what link does it does it when when when when fairies are involved it does a twirl attack Someone else is inside the fairy bottle not a fairy. Oh Or something I don't know. Are you are you telling me about this spoilers? I don't know It's a weapon. Oh, okay. I don't know. I don't know if it's a pig or not I'm like linkle not Lincoln Lincoln's great wrinkles really good wrinkles wrinkle wrinkle Lincoln's very good I bought the 3ds version as well

And I put some time into that because I was like, I want to play as Lincoln and the other two characters And I didn't get she's one of my favorite characters. She's so good Um, I also played battle chasers on the switch. I've been waiting for this version for a while night War Battle chasers night war. Yes. Yes. Okay. That was weird. That was because like my brain always says night cry Yeah, okay fair enough. That's very different. I know which is why I have to correct it every time I played just a little bit. But one thing I did kind of notice in the handheld mode You can barely read the text. Oh, no

The text is exactly the same size it would be in any other version Uh-oh, but that doesn't scale the same way it doesn't so I do wish it was a bit bigger But I'm like Because I do want to play it on the go if I'm like on a plane or whatever and I'm like, okay Well, I can read it. It's fine. But I'm like you gotta I for me at least I got a squint just a little bit But uh, that seemed really good I played a bit of omen sight Which is something we're planning to do later this week. That game is really good in a sense that I

When I go on steam and I see you with the sequel to stories Yeah, when I see um On steam and I'm like, oh this thumbnail and it says action. I'll click on this new game and I'm like, oh it has survival and tower defense That looks cool. And oh I just kind of want an action game so when I when I actually saw what omen sight is I'm like, oh, it's like

A ps2 ish era like more fantasy based sly cooper And but building off of character action building off of what they did in stories. Yeah, which is like really which is solid combat And the voice acting is cool And you have like a time rewind mechanic to live the the last couple of days of major characters And you see what brought them to that point and you try to Like piece together. It's a murder mystery all in one as well And I'm like this game is really neat. Yeah, it's well It's taking the like multi-ending thread thing from stories, but it's going in a different direction with it

We're like exactly you jump into different characters and find out stuff Um, and I told you about this on netflix. There's a netflix original movie. It's john woo And it's a hard boiled action movie about Like a A chinese lawyer and he's framed for something to commit and lots of people take Multiple guns that's correct shoot each other and this was not advertised at all on netflix for when like it was

Stuck in the like the foreign section. Yeah, whatever and I'm like this should be a bigger deal Like I know john who hasn't been a big deal in a while, but they wouldn't push something with subtitles in it Does it have subtitles? Because after you guys, uh, uh left the other night I was like, oh, I'm gonna watch I'm gonna watch it Randomly without any explanation. Just we're talking english To japanese people japanese people talking english to chinese people. Is it teckening? Yeah, it's an english movie No, no, it's teckening they

Every japanese and and chinese person in this movie all know english and will flow from all three languages Okay, they're speaking in their language to each other and everyone understands place in japan Okay, or some in china. So I didn't get far in the movie. The movie stopped it. Okay The movie switching languages with no explanation. I wonder why netflix didn't advertise and there's no subtitle track for there Is a subtitle track. What happened? I don't know. I don't want to read words What your obfuscation is confusing me. I had I had like general subtitles on like clicked on netflix So it just gave me english for everything. Yeah, even when english is happening

But do I I didn't try taking the generalized subtitles off of the netflix settings to see what do they do Do they do nothing man? That's what I want. I don't know so i'm watching this movie I'm like this is really Not great. Hmm. It like it's it looks so hd and it looks cheap and like oh the soap opera thing Yeah, and and a lot of the stylistic like uh cinematography choices I'm like it shows people's multiple eyes flashing on the things and a guy's all confused And he's walking down the street the guy that's been accused of murder and he's just like uh, and I'm like, what is this? This is getting really strange little budget

I mean Budget for an action movie I guess and the trailer had a lot of gun had a lot of gun fights. I'm like that looks cool I guess but i'm like I really don't understand what's going on. It's hard to keep up But maybe we need to give it another go. Uh, so what's the last one? It's called manhunt by the way What's the last wool movie? Um red cliff. I saw red star biography And before that paycheck, I can't believe you actually took a second. Have they Because i'm like I haven't heard him of him in a while red cliff is the last

Like movie that he made that I knew that I knew and was it still moving it up Uh, well, it was a dynasty warriors. It was like a warring It was like the okay warring states warring states Because I My train of thought here is like did it did it was it good? It seemed good. I watched it the one time. It was very very long. It's four hours long the cut that I saw I remember the movie you're talking about now. Yeah, yeah, it was very gray No, it's very colorful

But it was but it was like called red cliff I remember seeing a trailer for a warring states like movie There's a million of them. That was like really high budget and like had like big cg fights Big cg armies fighting each other. Did it have that? Yeah, kind of Anyway, anyway, uh, the last kind of thing is like, you know when we make the joke of like, oh parks and rec face And then we'll set it up. Yeah. Have you ever actually done it when you didn't know you're doing it because you've heard some I'm sure I'm sure so that happened to me yesterday where I was at a um a family thing And there is like someone that wasn't related to us, but they're there they're 10 gently related or whatever

and a senior member of the family like the like the grandfather just goes and His his his daughter is married to a man and then there's a there's a there's a granddaughter And someone's a blah blah blah blah blah and there's a bunch of conversations going all over and it just kind of quits down for one second Amelia and are just sitting on it on a couch like just talking then we just hear like Oh, well, that's good enough because you know, you know for me. I'm supporting two families, aren't I? In front of his son-in-law

And I turn to lianna and she turns to me and we just go like And then the conversations just keep rolling and no one says anything it didn't get awkward, but we heard it and we're like Oh Wow, that's an aggressive move. Oh, man. So we're getting to the car later and we're about to drive home We was like, yo that fucking dunk though. Oh my god. I was like that was actually it Why don't those always happen in that weird moment during large family or everyone suddenly gets quiet For a one or two second period just all conversation stops and that's the only moment that those statements get uttered Yeah, no, it wasn't as awkward as I made it sound because the the conversation just

It just died down for a second and then something picked up just as he finished saying that So I think no, that's a raw super As far as family gatherings go you got hit though. Yeah. Yeah, you ate it You ate it if you didn't come back right away or like play it into a punchline of some kind Yeah, you just ate it. So it was brutal Yeah, that was man rough uh Let's take a quick word from our sponsors before you let's do that

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That's the day. No, that's victoria day slash st. John baptist. Yeah, so we have the week We have victoria day here in canada. I don't like the mall was closed today. Okay, okay That's how you denote holidays. Yeah Yeah, memorial day is is is what you call it. Is it a war thing? Yeah. Yeah, it's those who Okay, it's like remembrance day. Remember it's day for those who served in the states basically Americans we have that but in november Yeah, with the poppy's today today's today's victoria day for canadians. Okay, and and st. John baptist day slash faint national for various stripes of french canadians

Depending. So if you go up to if you go up to a bell pervace, it's probably gonna go uh, fermi echoes the St. John baptist or fermi echoes the faint national It's for nothing, you know what I found out apparently in ontario, they have something called family day And I'm like, I don't know what that like that's a weird initiative That's a weird initiative that got pushed everywhere in canada Golden week for ontario I don't know it's weird in parts of canada family day is a statutory holiday occurring on a monday in february In parts of alberta manitoba ontario new prismic. I wish we had that literally every other province except us has this family day thing

And it's super weird. It's not weird if I didn't have to go to school. Willy. We don't have it Matt, you haven't been in school for like 20 years. I'm talking about when I was We Get over it. You haven't been you haven't had to go to school for decades. I'd be so much happier if we had that day Are you wait? Are you When in the winter when it snows real hard? Do you still get excited for a snow day for the school? No, I get jealous Okay, there it is. All right, okay, but here's but here's the thing though

It's a super new thing that most provinces started observing in like the mid aughts Okay, well, then that doesn't count. Yeah in the mid aught somebody said we need 2006 2007 no, I could have missed it. I could have missed a day No, you're paying to go to college. That's different You want to go to the class? Not the ones I had at that time. None of us ever fucking went to class. We just wasted our time playing video games We don't get we don't get our mlk days up here. We don't get our Our um, like, you know, like there's jewish holidays that just come like almost almost once a month

There's all these crazy cool jewish holidays like sucote and stuff for you never heard of that one There's a lot of them. That's the one where you think you you have to sleep in the tent outside That seems cool, but it's like you get all these days off and it's like if you can maximize that time No, totally don't you can maximize as much time off school and work as you want if you can like Just work in the religious angles and the cultural angles Work it work it right one foot on the canadian border one foot on the american Just celebrate as many holidays as you can in five states and not go to school What is okay? I think that's what elie did. Can you combo?

Can you be like a person in the right country with the right cultural backgrounds with the right religion? That lets you get a long period of time off and what's the optimal? I think you can do it. The opte Like can you get like a month and a half off if you just happen to be like The right thing I think a month and a half is real ambitious. That's I'd say maybe a week Because but there's weeks already right so it would have to be more than a week like in general Like you you'd have to take you'd have to from march break That's something you'd have to take your spring break and combine it with like

Something else that lasts two days And a long weekend When you're at like a work job and you get you have the sick days then it's easy You can just like attach it to uh, yeah, no wait. No, you don't get spring break off if you work What the fuck? That'd be awesome. Everyone's on spring break. Can you everyone adds yet spring break? And what spring break means break your back during crunch buckers like like if if One parent is like celebrating kwanzaa. Yeah, but

Had well, okay. No, here's the solution Here's the solution. I just thought of it up. Okay, make your own holiday Festivus that make make a hundred and eighty nine festivus days But you can't get recognition for those if you try really hard you might be able to know It's that's too much work. Well, it's easier to just say I celebrate festivus And I also celebrate hanukkah and I also celebrate Christmas fucking to the railians get days off They don't do they go to school? No, they go to new york. Uh, really? Yeah, they had a new york. Yeah. Yeah, there was a whole um, um

a free the nipple like Campaign that was going on and like everyone was like doing the whole like like supporting the cause and then it turned out that like Rallions were the ones organizing the whole thing And then at the end of the march all led up to a podium were the fucking railians The aka the alien cult from cobec. By the way, yeah, we should vet the railians is the kebeks Super alien sex cult that believes we need to make an embassy for the aliens to come down and take us to the new plane of existence They were the ones behind it. And so everyone that was marching for free the nipple

Just ended up at a speech Where they're like so Yeah, nipples great, but also Aliens though and everyone was like whoa What? Yeah, yeah, it was I'm excited to go on the internet after this and talk to people who listen to the podcast who did not know that We had a a local creepy alien sex cult like the longest con

It's the funniest shit ever where it just the end of this march, you know At some point gets to a cult speech at some point you have to respect. Oh, absolutely. It's a great PR move It's fantastic. The hustle is real. It's a respectable hustle So what was this about memorial day? Oh, yeah, I didn't know what a memorial day was. Okay. Yeah. Uh, so what I do with my week Okay, there's two alien Uh, yeah, hi matt. You're super right. Hi roars is the the shit it's it's so fucking good I'd love it and runs really well. Yeah, I know that when I read reviews for it

It makes me question as always like people's eyesight Because when you read like five reviews like it's amazing. It runs at a locked 60 fps. I'm like, yeah, it's not a lot You motherfuckers are blind shit Because this like but it's the difference I defeated it of a style like a like a just a commander And like the frame rate dipped like to like Sub 20 for like two seconds. Yeah, so the the well, did you play a lot of high roars in the Wii U? Uh, yeah, I beat it on

The original I beat the original version, but I didn't touch the dlc much. So Uh, like that game ran at 30 and then would drop to This runs at 60 and drops to like 30 So hey, look it's like a play uh the game matt answer me this does the game seem way faster to you now that the frame rate is higher Yeah, yeah, there seems to be a lot of animations that because they chugged up the frame rate We're never able to actually play at their regular speed The one that makes me think of the most is impas uh slash

Where she slashes the ground and the water spurts out. Yeah, that seems sped up like three times Because the Wii U seemed to always play that at like 22 frames a second But now it almost always plays at 60 and I think that it just speeds up as a result that game's awesome That game's the shit I Uh, it's still no gross No gross

One of the biggest oversize if it does it if it doesn't happen now. It's never happened. No, they're not going to add any deals That's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. If it didn't if it didn't happen with this release and it also I have a friend of mine who's a total fiend. He spent like 400 hours on the Wii U version kind of thing And I was talking to him. It's like so what's up with these adventure maps, right? Because you remember the first the first release came with two Yeah, and then they added a season pass worth like three or four, right? And then they added the the the fucking 3ds version which had more and then the 3ds version got a season pass and had more so now there's like

50 or whatever Those are all way way way longer than the story mode each Yeah, no, they're there That's the main and there's a bunch of characters and weapons like half the game is only in that Yeah, no liam was going on about just how full that mode is compared to the story and and like A bunch of them have separate gimmicks. So they're all themed based on like different legends of zelda games, right? So the majority's massive measure map Every number of there's a certain number of terms where at all progress on the map will reset

The only difference is is that if you can get to the corners of the map or the cardinal points There are all statues there that you could teleport to immediately Because every number of turns the moon hits the fucking map and it reverses So it plays just like majora's mask There's the low rule map, which is I think the last map because it's the toughest There are two maps in it and you swap between them at at like teleport points just like you didn't like between worlds Okay, like it's it's there's that's cool. That's cool much um

In terms of another any No, okay, not even close. No, not even close All right, because especially with the stuff that matt's talking about we're like, hey, here's two characters that Here the game starts you off with like 12 characters unlocked. Hmm It's it's like fun. Then maybe I like then perhaps like what would be second place probably dragon quest Wait, are you talking warriors game specifically? Yeah, okay So

No, like, okay, there's a bunch that we have in play I know people have said like the one piece ones certain ones of those are really good I I don't know. I really hated berserk not because it was not because it was like Bad bad because it was berserk and like my expectations are just like I don't know. I liked warriors Fire emblem warriors enough. I know some people don't like it as much but like It's the the the hour or so I play that I'm like, I need to I know I want to play this more and I never got around to it I'm sure there's there's one samurai warriors or dynasty warriors game that people hold up as like this is the really good one

but It's general consensus seems to be the hyrule warriors is the absolute shit. What about um The tecmo one one that was that we played. I didn't see anybody talking about that at all one with Ryu Hayabusa. Yeah Yeah The one thing that you forgot to mention, which is something that they added in the 3ds version, but now it's here And woolly since you played the original version, you'll appreciate this Remember on those mats where you picked link and you're playing as link and impa and lana and zelda are all on the map Yeah, and you're like boy. I wish I could just hit a button and switch to them at any time. Yeah

Yeah, I guess why That's good So in the later episodes of the story You can't do that because they're very focused on link But in the adventure mode when you go into a map with two or three playable characters You can just switch between all of them at any time and it helps because you can point them at certain keeps And go hey lana go over to the southeast or whatever and she'll do shit all like they're goddamn awful at fighting the enemies But when you want to when you want to take it over just switch to her and take the key like it's a big deal

I um I've made peace in in my heart with the idea that like muso games For them to be what they are They require somebody else to No, no, no, no, they require that thing where like I said every time I see a bunch a crowd runs up to you and they just stand there I kind of go like but Like this is a ridiculous amount of just flair and style and fun and like

Like even like you're not really thinking about what you're beating up on you're just beating up on things that are not doing anything But whatever you're doing combos, right? And and like whatever do combo. Yeah, and and um Do the xxx and the yyy and it's just and I know it's just a genre thing I guess but like I just wonder I'm like what would the difficulty be like if not if they Had more like health or if they did more damage, but just if they all attacked I imagine it would be totally unmanageable and impossible They would have to then buff the characters have some sort of defense for all that if it's coming at all angle Well, think about think about devil may cry for

Uh on pc and the modes where it was like what can your computer do? Okay? Yeah, I played that mode. It's fucked It's crazy, right? It's super crazy. I want to see what that would look like in a game where your move set was meant to handle crowds Yeah, well Like there there are tiers in this game and the tier is is how wide are your attacks? That's absolutely it. How many people can you suck at? Hey, guess what links super good because every single y attack he does is a spin Because I I just think that um like every time a new character shows up in these types of games Like it's awesome

And like but like there's a diminishing return on like how much fun I would have yeah based on the thing that you do Uh, I think I think the primary that I summed it up talking to somebody else over the weekend was that the game's not all that deep But it's it's not a very deep pool, but it's the widest shallow pool you've ever seen right infinite ocean Yeah, infinite infinite ankle deep. It's the biggest kiddie pool ever That was used already. It's a fruit or something. I forgot we use that at some point, but just like yes an ocean that is ankle deep Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Uh, I'm barely gonna go into it in terms of gameplay details because I'll I'll I've done that on stream or whatever But I I'm back in on 14. I left for six months seven months

And then well, you might have had this happen to you in a fighting game. There is a similar feel here Where for whatever reason you kind of get tired of a of a fighter, right? Just it's not drawing you anymore or it's a little stale And then an update comes out and you're like no and then an update comes out. You're like no, that's good That's a good feature, but yeah, you know, it's just not grabbing you And then the somebody says hey, did you hear they buffed your character? And you go Let me let me take a look at that

Yeah, that hasn't that hasn't happened to me in any way thing I could think of but I've watched that happen to friends. Okay, and you're like Oh, so soul survivor now, uh, yeah after 15 seconds it gives you 20% of your life back I like like like I've watched I like there's there's a career zangief player in Montreal that will like Be working his normal job. Yeah, and the moment it's not when zangiefs in the game. It's when zangief is good And when zangief is good, he just shows up like yo, what's up guys? What up love love love love love tap tap sits down and just plays situation where

A storm blood came out last year and I played 4.0 and I played 4.1 and I play a dark night because that's my favorite class And they're really bad They're just they're really bad and it's a class that in its entire existence over three years has never received one buff ever only only not slightly modifications and everybody else and I'm like just And there are a lot of other reasons, but I'm just uh And then this patch is the patch they go Hey, you guys want

9 or 10 buffs that are all things that you wanted like okay, so maybe I wasn't that tired of it Maybe I wasn't right, right? And hey game's still great. It's just maybe when you burn out you should take breaks The one thing that I do want to nice when you have knowledge of a thing that makes you like All right decent at best and then without doing anything that same knowledge makes you Way stronger. Oh, yeah when the world just moves around you with no effort It's like hey look this this cool down that I used when it's whatever is now twice as strong So hey great, right the other thing is they added some overwatch. It happens all the time. Oh, yeah, absolutely

They added something. Um, it's a long and short story, but the the game always has a really grindy thing to get a super weapon And it used to be just run dungeons all day for months and it was very boring made you want to die There's a phrase called arf till you barf because there was a fucking Dungeon that you would run that was the most efficient one you could run called a therochemical research facility And it's like so arf. Yeah, it's like what do you want to do? Do you want to run it 20 times a day to get this done in a week? Fine kill yourself do that shit and fucking get miserable They finally added a thing. Oh, it's a big open zone and it's weird because they made like a miniature final fantasy 11

It works completely different from the whole rest of the game. You your level resets every that all the mechanics are different But the most interesting thing is that when you die you lose experience and you can d level that's Just like back in the good old days with ff 11. That's a lot of fun And this has resulted people love that. Are you guys familiar with the terms baron's chat? No All right, so let's for the viewers at home. So baron's is a location in world of warcraft It's a big desert on the western side of the map that all the horde players had to go live in from level 10 to 30 And the reason why baron's chat is a thing is because it's the largest zone in the game

It's more or less pointless and nearly the entire half of the server is dumped there and this is back in 2004. Wow so baron's chat becomes Just a much faster dumbass 4chan just Just the stupidest nothing to do but talk there's nothing because you're running for 10 minutes So there's nothing. Yeah, exactly. There's nothing to do with talk So when you have a really fucking stupid shithole chat area Just nothing but idiots right in shout chat just screaming dumbass crap

That's baron's chat. Okay. Well because of the grindy nature of this thing Because of the long distances that you run because mounts are all disabled because of the requirement to party up and because of the ability to die and lose experience It has recreated A new baron's chat and compared to the rest of the game where everything is pretty nice and normal And what you would expect of a modern mmo. This is like traveling fucking back in time 10 years To just back when mmo chat was the most toxic dumbass shithole imaginable and it's great It's the best. It's so stupid. It's so awful

I don't know if you guys saw but late last night the first time I walked in I had dudes whisper. I had some asshole whispering everyone on the server to leave Asking like hey, can you guys please leave because the boss's health scales up with the amount of people in here And we're very we're dedicated high level players So if you just if you could just leave the instance for about 10 minutes so that we could be that'd be really appreciated Just the that sounds the worst that sounds like fun it is It is so much fun because it's awful And it it takes a certain personality

To enjoy that because I have friends that have been playing eureka and they hate it They absolutely can't stand that stupid shit, but I I just want to roll around in its awfulness It's so bad Did you leave? I stayed on for about half an hour longer than I planned. There you go Yeah, that's and I if you want to go look I put it up onto and I made sure to It's like is this motherfucker actually just asking people in whisper so that he doesn't have to be the asshole in shout chat asking Hey work to shit to beat the boss. Can everyone just please leave? Yeah, that's that that's her like I was I was going to bed

But I was I was about to yeah, yeah, but now yeah, yeah, you're right right now. I'm fucking back off It's it's it's something and so yeah f of 14 is great. I'm back into that. I'm I'm gonna be streaming it tomorrow afternoon Of as much as I can and then you guys should check out Matt's stream at eight, right? You're doing Kirby Kirby Good game And the other thing that I did was I started watching something and I don't know if I like it or not because I don't get it But I still laugh And it's um, I finally caved and started watching this show called aqua teen hunger force And I don't get it order. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. There's a lot of it

There is And I don't get it. Yeah, I just don't get it very specific Pat but I but I yeah, but I still laugh Every now and then like once or twice or episode I get a hearty chuckle. Um, and I don't know why so I'm Right there with you because As someone who we don't have adults from up here, so I can't casually catch it. I mean we do but we don't Yeah, so When we know but we actually don't back then we didn't when it when opportunities like we have it now

Yeah, we have anyone can get it. We just don't yeah, but our televisions We just don't but if you were poor, but if you didn't have cable you wouldn't have it. No, yes, you can it's easily Don't you have to order it specially? Yeah, but you still get it But I mean in america in america it wasn't on tv. Yeah. Yeah us. No you have to have you have to have your specialist I didn't do any of that shit. I found it. But but but well Yeah, but what I but what I mean is that like the point is that like I've only I've only count it like when Like away, you know like in the states or whatever and there's always some weird Probably hilarious or just fucked up shit that happens

So this this was this was surfaced by a bunch of friends of mine in discord Just they got on the kick where you know, you're just hey remember that bit remember that that arise chicken bit. I don't know And posting clips and I would look at the clips and I go ha ha. That's funny. I don't understand. Yeah, and yeah I started to watch it from the beginning This was the stupid thought the stupid thought was well if I start to watch it from the beginning I will have the context and it'll make it funnier right the first words. You're familiar with the characters. There's the the food And then there's carl. Yes The first words out of carl's mouth are yeah, whatever food monster out of my way

So okay, so there's nothing there's absolutely nothing. I don't know. It's they're just weird magic food monsters It's 90 95 percent. I don't get it and five percent. Oh fuck, right? And I'm thinking of there's an episode I saw where I just it was in the middle of it It was just because again, perfect hotel tv. Yeah turned on and and uh the fries Uh frylock frylock Was wearing the flesh of some guy and pretending to be this woman's husband And she wanted nothing to do with him And she was like super horribly grossed out

But she was he was like just I can wear his flesh and be him though and then you'll like me And so and he's they fitted his flesh over his fry body And it was fucking horrifying And we weren't better on meatball the the moment me the moment that got me in and the moment the clip that somebody sent me that got me in was uh A fucking oh god. Well, it was from the aqua teen hunger force movie For my friend jim sends to me and it's it's the lobby song, you know like let's all go lobby Yeah, but then it gets replaced with the weird death metal version which includes the line Um

Don't bring your baby to the theater Leave it outside in the street run it over after the show Just played dead and then uh Carl gets impregnated by the mermaid and explodes into eggs And then everyone in the show starts to explode into eggs. There you go. And then shake goes. Oh, yeah, I had so much sex with her I call it's weird how i'm not exploding into eggs right now Any minute and then it's the end of the episode and I laugh, but I don't understand it makes me like Yeah, page has this thing where I watch uh eric andre and she watches an episode and then I start to watch the second episode and she's like

Okay, I gotta leave the room because it makes me anxious right right eric andre makes her anxious I'm the same way when i'm watching aqua teen where the fact that I can't follow the sequence of events at all Makes me get super like it makes me upset and i'm laughing because i'm upset and I don't know if I like the show But i'm gonna keep watching it I I don't that's about right. I feel like a lot of the world Our world specifically the internet world that we live in is going to make a little bit more sense after I watch a bunch of this Shit, but I don't think you're meant to watch a bunch of it I think you're meant to catch it randomly while you're living your life that's it's intended like that that's how it should be

Digested yes, you know is what you're just you had a whatever fuck day and then 15 minutes of this comes on and you go All right, all right, and then you continue living until it happens again It's just it's it's just it makes me It makes me very bothered to put it on dvd is beyond anyone and probably the thing that I somehow missed The whole time ever that i'm shocked when I watch it Is how hip-hop the show is? Yeah, sure. The intro seems the intro song. Yeah, but did you Did you all also realize that between almost every scene transition there's like a hype man going oh man

I can't believe it meat. Why what are you doing? Every every time like what I don't Shake's a cunt by the way fuck shake Freloks the cool is that's I'm putting it down now. Carl's the best whatever But yeah, I'm gonna keep going on that and I don't know how to update people on that because there's at that There's no what how do you this yeah this show i'm in this arc. Okay, here's this show despises the word continuity Okay, I here's my suggestion. I think you should hit a playlist Yeah, and let it play mute it at all times and mute it and then when you feel like it open that window up

And unmute it for a while and then remute it and minimize I gotta know it all I mean fuck. I think they've died in half the episodes that I've watched It's like Kenny to the extreme right makes it makes it not a gimmick. It makes it woven into the carl carl Alrighty, yeah, I don't know No, um, oh also, um, um, um, are you caught up on megalobox? Yeah, okay. Are you cut up a megalobox? I think i'm at i'm at five whatever you got to the bit where the Or the whole series changes into a different series and it becomes my favorite thing in the world. Yeah, see there is

Because that's that's that's what everyone oh Oh, look, it's my favorite thing in the world. That's cool. Oh, yeah That's nice. Yes. I like when my favorite thing in the world sneaks up on me Uh, there there is the last episode is a hell of a cliffhanger and I genuinely think it's gonna become a different series again Cool. Uh, it's very very interesting. Cool. Unfortunately. Someone excited spoiled a bit of that a bit a bit of uh Going have you seen where this is going hashtag and then big? Now I did. Thank you. I don't know if it's called. I don't know if it's big spoilers because it's episode three Well that that happens in but it but it what I didn't

It was so far outside the realm of what I thought was gonna happen Well, it's that that happened that I saw that I was like I know exactly what that is if you have not watched megalobox What we're describing is the way that the show was pitched and advertised is very different The way you're actually then what is actually going to be occurring though it is a boxing anime through and through It is my favorite thing in the world Surprised it doesn't turn into a slice of life midway through. Yeah. Yeah, that's good stuff It becomes a very different boxing anime than you expected. Oh, yeah, it's good. Did you catch up on hero? No, hey, guess what?

That's uh, that's ask a retrieval arc is real good this time. Nope dope dope dope What we do have is some news Oh This goes on for like one more bar than it needs to it's important. Yeah, maybe You should also make sure to like gradient it down to nothing Because that's like new shows you like classic new shows used to yeah, but since this is my voice. Do you want it to go? No, you just be quieter. I don't know how to do that. I know

Well new things there's a couple of new things going on about the new things one of the new things is a mysterious uh Mysterious project, but what could it be from the people that made wild arms reloaded So tango project atari's name is thrown around somewhere Uh, there's nothing to really go on here, but natsume and tango project are the people behind the power rangers one-on-one fighter ninja warriors Ninja warriors was good shit ninja warriors again and wild guns reloaded wild guns reloaded and uh, they got something called Yeah, the tango project. Yeah, so on their website on their website. It just has like new project coming up

and I just hope it's a ninja warriors revival because ninja warriors again again. Yeah ninja warriors. Oh really? Again, that's it. That's the announcer right there. This blue thing So everyone's looking at that fun and going well, that's kind of futuristic, right? It could be ninja warriors ninja. Why is it on cyborg ninjas? Why is it on an inverted mega mega drive background? Um, well, yeah, I don't think there's much to read into that though. Maybe but but if it's I I just want ninja warriors Just because they did such a good job with um

Wild guns reloaded. I agree. Look at these guys. What are you? Ninja ninja and like kama kuni. Uh, come on. Come I touch it. Come I touch it. Come I touch it. Yeah I designed the kunoichi before kunoichi Yeah, that exact type of ninja character down to the blonde phony It's a generic ninja with a blonde ponytail and a little cool hair flick But I had that as one of my fucking they stole your idea. That was a trapper keeper character really original It sure was did you though because she appeared in the arcade original?

You can see that which I didn't know about because I only knew about Ninja war she she was the character of ninja warriors the original widescreen arcade game But I only knew ninja warriors again on the super nintendo. Don't worry. Well, they leapt forward in time to rip you off in the past It's so good that they dropped again because they knew how dumb ass that is but I like saying it. I know But ninja warriors. It's like can't you say two? Or like new generation Again another ninja warriors. Yeah. Yeah, I hope it's ninja warriors Ninja warriors dash wouldn't mind something all new

They're made in sprites because they're updated new sprites and and while guns looked incredible So couldn't believe they just redrew bosses. Would you want it if it was also fucking impossible? Like ninja warriors is back and it's harder than ever you'll never get past this version They added like an easy mode for it because yeah, while guns reloaded is harder than the super nintendo version Yeah, balanced for four players, but balanced not balanced for one balanced for fuck you Um, yeah, that's cool. They're natsume atari. Natsume atari. Why who how? Businesses is weird, man. Is it infrograms again infrograms again. No Oh

No It says pachinko get out of here bro. Doesn't atari mean something isn't it? It is it is a word. Yes. Yes, and it's also a It's it's really I know I know it in relation to go the board game, but I don't know what it actually means Yeah, it's a it's a position and go Um, you learn something over there Goes the best Infrograms again Infogrames the second

Or imagine just a company where they they like they straight up called themselves like infogrames returns like like they read Implying implying the finally. Yeah. Oh man. I'm back It's me infrograms back at my weird armadillo infrograms. Don't call it a comeback Um speaking of comebacks Okay, well first of all did you see I love the new I love the new uh trend of tweets because there's only been two so far that i've seen but they're both been great of People standing in an area where there's a lot of echo. Yeah going

Halo During the halo theme and then you get you get like this one or like, um the recent tweet was uh Girls think guys go to the bathroom to jack off when really here's what they're doing And it's a bunch of girls sneaking up to a bathroom and they peek the door open and you just hear a chorus of guys going It's great. Anyway, halo David busters. Oh, he's doing it. He did it. I knew it was coming Um now halo has really made it halo fire team raven arcade experience reveal

Dave and busters exclusive. Um, so world premiere Uh, I you know, I put out a cruising retrospective video where I'm like, yeah raw thrills that the people that dominate north american arcades The only ones like no, they don't he talking about. I'm like, that's what i'm talking about. They're fucking making a halo arcade game Yeah, and this is also really similar to the tomb raider game that I played It's four players and I think the developer that made that tomb raider game fridos is even helping out on this thing I feel like raw thrills just realize that like this fucking this is like prime Real estate for the taking is the arcade genre at this point

There's fucking teenagers and young adults all the time that just want to shoot some shit And do they want to shoot halo crap on 130? Yeah, bro. I love halo And they have and they're making they're making dumb toy guns that are always the same in their different games But they're great because they're themed to the thing you want And then you see they shove them in theaters and david busters and all these places where you can still play arcade games Hey, man, before I see Deadpool you want to see you want blow up a halo? Yeah, you want to you? Hey, I'm mad. Would you madly john? Would you take a job working for raw thrills?

Yes, it's the only people left doing this type of that's just because you get a business card that says, yeah Raw thrills. I really want to try that new t.m. And t beat him up. That's what just put out It's only had david busters. I think what's a david buster. It's uh, chucky cheese But bad bad alcohol and not for kids. Okay. Well, that's better Well kids can go there, but they can't drink the alcohol. I like how I like how I reference the thing We also don't have to explain the thing that we don't have Yeah, yeah, but that one's a bit the chucky cheese is more It has more cachet in the mind share

But it's like that's where new games are coming out. This is a fucking new rampage game Hey, uh, yeah, just a quick question. Is there any uh, is there any smash brothers news this week? Well, you mentioned mind share and I mean I might as well we might as well talk discuss that um the Like there's a port of resident evil coming to the mind share I don't get this this japan only by the way, but I don't understand what this is Resident evil 7 is coming to the switch via the cloud the infinite power of the cloud cloud version

Of re7 requires an internet connection because you're streaming the game It also costs 20 something dollars to buy a 180 180 day rental So on those Like on live type streaming services Or you're or you're like your playstation stream connection and whatnot and things like that Like this is one being offered not as a The streaming service, but specific for a game. It's so weird specific to a console

It's so weird and it's a why would I want to region by the way? Yes. Why would I want to play the Worst possible version of a game that's already like more than a year old. So the things that streaming Games is a is a business model that I think has not really taken off But it's still going to be around internet need to go faster and what they want to do Is I guess try out offering games Individually because the whole ordering of the service thing didn't really pick up No, this feels like like and the idea is an experiment to see if it works like well Shit if any game is going to work. I guess it's our this feels dead well very much

Like an actual capcom test and here's the here's the thought process right this works out We can put non switch games on the switch. Yeah Without actually having to develop them That's weird and straight up offer people like better than but only in japan Yeah, and this will never come out here our internet's garbage. Yeah, it's not good enough for the average person It's garbage. Japan internet though was pretty good. Um, I'm like at my house. We're using the streaming on the regular because For what? Uh, so my girl's going through p5. Yeah, and uh, and we're using my vita tv And it's on it's in another room. Uh-huh and we're streaming

It from my ps4 in the living room. Okay to over in in okay. Yeah. All right And I could do that. Yeah, so because I'm like because sometimes I need the tv or whatever so so like air just stream it and and use the console and It works 80 percent of the time What happens the other it just it thinks it's already connected it disconnects randomly It's you know what I mean? It's just not a solid thing and I'm like I have like pretty good internet Like and and I have boosters

Yeah in my house to to like make sure the wi-fi is at better and you know And then like going full ethernet as well all the way over because eventually it just became a Let's just do cable to k and even with cable to cable. Yeah, it still is not super reliable So I feel like um after hearing about how amazing online internet is in korea and in japan like korea is special I mean, well, they don't have the same they probably don't have the same stigma around like streaming services You were there you had a portable wi-fi device that thing is better than most people's internets Yeah, like the the portable wi-fi device you pay 60 bucks a month for to just have wi-fi everywhere That's better than most people's wired connections in this continent

Yeah, every once in a while like you know someone from the states will like remind us that like oh like I've still got Comcast or something like that. Yeah, and then I and then you talk to your friend who fucking lives in one of the cities getting google fiber And they're like hey suck my dick. I get google google fiver But we're still we're all behind asia forever on that. Yeah, because we have more surface area and more meta bots Yeah, well also fiber is great until you hit a part of the network that has shit And then it doesn't matter That's why your downloads from steam go very fast, right? But your downloads from everywhere else. Yeah, the strength go up Strength go up on steam downloads go low go

But anyway, um capcom's trying some shit I mean, I guess I expect this to be A success that we never hear about again because it's not a big success Like there again the moxie is is one that you know is is not sure if it's this is not moxie This is this is shit out But if but the idea being if it works then we can switch shit out more we can put shit on the switch Yeah, like you couldn't play on the switch otherwise They they're probably already using some of the stuff they did to get some of their games onto the

Onto the playstation network, right? Yeah, I'm just thinking though that like if you don't if you have a switch and you don't have any other platform And you want to play like one of these games. You can play a terrible version of you can play a terrible version of one of these games That's correct. That's exactly what that's exactly what i'm saying. Yeah, well matt said it first. It was one of the first things he said Yeah Okay Star wars slash mario muso, yeah, okay What?

Did matt send you this? Is that why you're reacting with was with shock? Yeah, because tecmo is like hey, we want to make star wars and mario muso Hey, it worked for hyrule warriors So so You want to you want to you want to take us through this? Well, basically, I think it's just the president. Did someone just say something or did someone find something? the According to speaking to kotaku koe tecmo president has actually

Koinuma know that he wants to do more games based on star wars and mario He really wants the the former. He really wants to be a warriors game. That's well. Yeah, that makes sense I'll fucking play a star wars muso. Yeah, why not? Only if one swing of the lightsaber just chopped through everybody. Well, there's gonna be a technical thing No one's gonna. Well, no any grunts would let you But then there's no combo because Oh You combo the combo against guys that do have lights

Like you're sore you hold your lightsaber out and then you just you move it He even describes luke taking on hordes of storm troopers, but the latter sounds like an open-ended project. I think That would be great. Even a simulation would be good. I can't think so This was this was an interview where the dude just threw out the idea. I can't think of a single cast of characters Uh More than the mario series that would just be straight up goddamn awful in a fucking muso game I don't know. I think if you like redesign it a little bit it could actually like Jumping on a million goombas

No, I just mean like think of the range of mario's arms That's true. They're really small. Yeah, they'd have to get creative and use all of his power-ups from all of his games Oh, man, you know, it was a weird moment playing hyrule warriors I played a bunch of tokyton 2 and all a bunch of the bosses reuse animations between the two games Yeah, that sounds like tech mom goma the the spying on a spider guy from he uses Or rather the the spider boss from uh tokyton uses almost all his animations. It's it's weird Um, yeah, I could see I could see a situation where like stubby lim mario is using fireballs the flood um from halo his cape his

Uh What all all the crazy ass costumes and power-ups over the years to do shit and it would work it would be fine I mean this line also rings true as a nintendo has always been highly protective of their ip But lately mario rabbits kingdom battle hyra warriors hyra memorial warriors Like it stands the reason that a not too violent mario warriors could happen at some point and even look pretty cool Colorful star effects after unleashing an ultimate not to mention the enemies would be stubby too Yeah, a bunch of goombas with no limbs are surrounding all the bowser's armies are the perfect fodder bunch of shells and

Like there's there's tons you could actually do with it. Oh man like a horde of booze that like They only come at you from behind Yeah, that'd be awful. You know what'd be really good. You know what really fits the muso style. Oh, what's that metroid? Yeah, it does. I the high octane Combos of metroid with good transition. You're 100 accurate that nintendo all stars starring and star and samus would talk All the time starring samus the metroid to the other bounty hunters that are on the field Or the galactic federation. Yeah

Earthbound warriors. I'm just saying put it out there. No man mother warriors mother warriors mother warriors. Why not? She's your pk powers run around punch out mr. Satter and player Who are you punching out? The world just boxers showing up around the world. Yeah I like it. And then you go. What's the field? Referees are just showing up and You're just Picking fights with people

Yeah, you should know. Yeah f zero Captain falcon running around. No, no, you're in the car. Oh, you're in the car in the blue falcon, right? It's just a like a weird like karma getting spin off And then you jump out of the car to do your falcon punches and then jump back in no the car does it The car does the falcon punch. You never get out. Yeah, don't get out. But how do you how do you punch her? The car punches. No, but no a big fist comes out of the car. No, but but the ultimate falcon punch that destroys reality Yeah, no, it's even bigger because it's a car car. It's a fish out of the car. Yeah It's a car fist when what are you punching just black bulls other cars the other cars samurai goro

No, okay other cars that are wearing boxing gloves. Okay in new york. Yeah, there you go Muso. Yeah, it's very hard to tell me a genre that can't be muso game We can always do it with stupidity sex in the city muso. Yeah, remember that throwing shoes Yeah, yeah, sara turns into a horse and tramples around like a pona and it could be like Tecmo warriors where you you control the squad. Yeah, and you have bring out all four and then they're like You are god, what's that stupid guy that was always in it unlock from law and order Unlock or dick or whatever you looks that you can serve all day. Yeah. Oh samantha perfect easy Yeah, I don't I only know Samantha

I don't Samantha and the other one. What is pitch perfect? I've I know there's three of them Kendrick and they're they they lip sync. Who's that? How do I Scott pilgrim sister? I need to lower myself to thank you Cheers, I appreciate it I thought like I could just go blank scoff Yep, got it Hey, woolly, how do I send you a message to get a story on the docket? You you just say it. Okay There is no smash brothers news is you want to talk about the sign-up sheet for smash brothers that you free

Give out about melee again. You want to talk about the rumors about Um, uh, uh, rumored characters that's not confirmed. What do you want to talk about? No, man. I want to talk about this talk article about smelly smash brothers What is this article? Why do they smell so bad? What's up with this? Do you know about this? I don't know what this article is This isn't real. You can you can it's absolutely you you've you've so the you've grabbed the wheel So the reason why I know about this is because hungry box was going absolutely He's going ham on kotaku for calling asking him for a comment On what's up with the deal with smash brothers at players being very smelly and bad smelling

So I didn't say smash brothers. They say fgc. No, they said smash smash specifically And uh in the article there are a ton of quotes from to's and whatnot being like, yeah, dude We have to start kicking people out because they smell so bad. What's up with this? So then I dig deeper into an actual article. Oh, yeah, it is wow And I look into it and I go. Oh, surely they just mean general fgc thing And it's like no apparently

Smash is worse And I wanted your opinion woolly on do you know about this? No Do you know why smash is worse or if it is indeed much worse than the rest? I don't They've if smash is more unwashed than the unwashed this is the basement kings from smash. Just don't know what I don't know. Do you are you implying that something about the nintendo ip just attracts someone that doesn't shower? No, no, I think it's wave dashing makes you smelly got it So it's it's there's a tournament organizer that goes around to different pools and says fucking wash

I will say this. I will say that's what this article is. So so so quite so anytime you're at a major Um, there's always that spot in casuals Where someone's been there for a while and you can just be like, okay. Okay. This is here it is. Yeah You can shower, but if your clothes smell like garbage, you will also smell like garbage Wash your clothes too. Yeah That happens. That is a quote that this walking around a room Usually rocker walk around a venue is fine, but there's always one spot in casuals where someone just doesn't fucking get it um

and You know depends on on how nice the people surrounding him are but so they might get told. Hey Fucking I I went through a bunch of I went through a bunch of threads and a bunch of places on this on this topic to see like Is this manufactured and the fgc opinion seems to be that for whatever reason the smash area Is like a good 20 or 30 percent worse For whatever reason. So there's a turn to me. There's a turn to me There's a tournament that's being organized called smash and splash and the hope is that since it's at a water park People will not smell because they will get wet got you

That's real. Uh, I'll I'll I'll say is I'm shocked. Yeah I'll I'll say is I guess that one of the telltale warning signs that I'm aware of Yeah, um is You look for the sweaty brow Coupled with the hoodie. That's uh, oh no. Oh, no, right? I can smell because the hoodie's gonna open up The hoodie's gonna open up at some point and when that happens. It's not good. Um, so if you know if you have stories about uh About this keep him

Contact me on twitter Or you can you can send them to super best friend cast at gmail.com Keep them keep them Keep them. I need more data on this I knew there was no smash news. That's absolutely news. Yeah, absolutely How is smash gonna get into e-sports if it's smell sports? Well, uh, athletes smell in general Because they they work out and they they get sweaty. So

Um more e-sports that way. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. That's right Smash is the most e-sports because it smells the worst the most sport of all fighting games. Yeah Okay, he's shocked. I lost my my segue so I'll just swerve another way. Um Whatever whenever you're ready. Yeah, I'm just that's fine. I got my moment. You got your moment You know what else is gonna get its moment. What's that? Yeah, see that's good or what else had its moment. No man's sky. Oh Man, it had a moment though. It had a moment at a moment before pre-release. Yes It had a moment doesn't doesn't imply anything besides moment

I genuinely don't know how to feel about this. No man's sky any xt update The next update is uh launching along Uh On july 24th, and it's a full multiplayer Including the ability to meet up with friends and strangers work together to survive And build bases and prey on others and so on and so forth. So They kept going I didn't realize that was going to be the case after that last huge update

This this one has a they've been updating it and it's becoming a better game, but this one is some there's a weird Cynical tone to it. It's like this is a feature. They actually just said was in the game when it came out This is what i'm calling spiked patches Ooh Spiked patches. These are spiked patches spiked patches. Do you get to have spiked when you're a huge liar? Is it is that if the future corrects you it makes you not a liar that is not how that fucking works Right, I mean they're make goods

But like on other make goods on people that like had expectations But but it feels like that's what's what's going on a little bit in the sense that like I mean, fuck they did a lot in that last patch and this is a huge ass add-on as well And we know that dmc devil may cry got patched into being good. Yes, so spiked patches are a thing Yeah, is that no that's no that Hey, this thing's in the game. Hey, no, it's not. Oh, damn you. I'll put it into spiked. That's no woolly means like when they're when they

Press publish on the patch. They go fine Here's the thing you want. Okay Fine that attitude doesn't seem justified No, it's not and and and and you also have to consider too that especially if a lot of folks are just like If a lot of the negative like the the vibe is negative already, yeah, then it's kind of like it's like a I'll show you here. We'll just success is the best revenge, you know, and that is sure I like success is the best I do love that saying it's great Living well is the best. Yeah, I do feel that I feel that I feel a bit of that. Um, but but hey, um

Someone's excited for that Moving on yeah That's someone I guess if you only have an xbox and you've always wanted to play the best version of this I guess that makes sense Um, tell you what I am excited for tell me what you're excited for. Hey, guess what indivisible delayed to have first half of 2019 take Fucking all the time you need. Yeah, also everyone else

Is also delaying every like if you saw there's another story. It was like uh dark ciders 3 and that new uh, uh, not god metro game metro exodus Everything's getting delayed to 2019 now it seems Um, everyone's like, oh, we're gonna release in october or red dead. Fuck do it's like When you talked at least a little while ago about how everybody moves the fuck out of rock stars way Yeah, didn't think they were gonna move all the way out of the fucking End of the year then they look at november then they all december is a weird month No, don't don't sell games in december because then everyone's already spent their money

I'm glad that most like of what I saw the the fan reaction to this has been like Mostly positive it seems but you know, they're like when they draw the picture Of god, what's the character's name ajna ajna when she she's like this. She's like Yeah, she's scared. Yeah So they're at least racing Take your time lab zero There's no shortage of great games right now and we want Fuck a delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad

Shigeru Miyamoto, but I did see like other people going like, you know, you know what got delayed for years Is that not the quote? I do not believe because the delay game is not necessarily eventually good No, but that's but he did say that though. I think that's the spirit of a rush. I think he says a rushed Yeah, let me anyway. Um, but uh, I did talk to someone that's like, you know what got delayed a lot mighty number nine Yeah, sure did. I mean, we're also talking to kickstart a game. So like being delayed is yeah Make the game better a rushed game is forever bad Uh A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad. Oh man shigeru Miyamoto. That's not true

Is it later rushed? It's both. Yeah, it's literally a delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad That first part. I'm sorry. Well, you did get the quote completely right. The problem is that the quote is wrong A delayed game is eventually good. No That's not true at all. Hmm. I think the spirit of what he's saying is oh, yes, absolutely Whether or not the language is accurate. Yes, but we're also talking to the man that says give samus different heads Also, so blame the translate the translator retro Samus should have different heads pat insect head. Yes Blame the translator of whatever japanese word for delay is

And then and no, it's not the delay. It's the eventually good Being delayed doesn't automatically let make your game better. No, it doesn't it doesn't but it's the it's a process That can make your game good. So like again the spirit of what he's saying is Well, yeah, the spirit is you're better off delaying your game and working on The frustration you will feel from your game not coming out now now now now now is temporary And forever afterwards is forever if the game's gonna be good delaying it often makes it better If the game's gonna be bad delaying it may save it or not Now since indivisible is almost assuredly going to be a very good game

This will very likely make it only just a little bit better just a little bit just that little bit Yeah, but you just you don't you you want to hope that you're not Rather, I hope that they're not Going to have really angry Backers being rude and shitty about that kind of stuff because in the end it's it's for the best That's not how kickstart works and also for good and for ill right the kickstarter We're getting all the money to for this huge delay and I like that at least they say it's like 505 games It's going to just fund the rest of it. Anyway

505 games Yeah, 505 is at least something now. They were there were nothing years ago. So it's nice You uh, you see what's going on at splatfest Yes Listen, I think I think I want to say the upset of the century some crossovers going down and uh, are you fucking for real? Yeah, they have the straight up like which turtle do you like better and uh The collaboration between ninja turtles and splatoon So weird when it doesn't result in any actual crossover

Yeah, like there's no turtles dlc in the game or whatever and uh and just like that Donatello beats rafael not as the most popular turtle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah That I I would not have I'm gonna just straight up say it's like you want a poll I'm gonna fucking one. That's not my my choice weird. I'm gonna say that the splatoon audience is uh It has different opinions than the general populace in many cases That that's all that I can think about that because that is a weird result could be Yeah, somebody fixed it

Somebody cheated over an Nintendo somebody pushed it's a fudge the numbers. It's the only way unexpected. I'll say it's the only way Yeah I knew this would be a good brought up Moving on. Yes, badge. You see this What Uh mission am I developing a live action adaptation of fear the first one? I assume so the fear franchise in general not fear 3 No, not for three or for three or for three or the prego. See, uh, you know, it's really cool

Do you remember missionaries to do these all the time? I do remember. Yes And they're always fighting games and they're always pretty universally terrible. Yeah, what? The you mean the street fighter and the mortal combat legacy Well, I don't know what you're talking about great. Um, see I'm doing I I fear cool That's neat. That might be good. Hmm. Maybe that's That's what all the all the unlisting is about is to make it to make room and paxton fettle All of those heroes that you know I can't believe they actually went ahead and just called him point man for the whole series

Greg Russo is associated. I don't know who that is He is pending the new film adaptations of resident evil and mortal combat those things that are like not out So it means nothing really. Okay. I don't know but uh What's this quote here? As a lifelong gamer, it's an absolute honor to pardon the shenma the pre eminent provider of digital content to gamers worldwide Fear holds a special place in my heart. I'm excited to bring my personal. Okay. Well, that's that's Well, he just got rid of the story the mouse did it and I don't that's you know, that's fine. That's fine, you know But yeah, when are we gonna get the next entry and how is the number gonna be incorporated into the title?

Yeah, exactly. Is it five year? No, man. There's a skipping one. There's four four then there's the expansion pack For fear or fear No, here's fea four. Yeah, dude. No, cuz like fear three Yeah, it's f Three a r. Correct. Well four looks like an a so it's just gonna be fe four r Okay, cuz r also looks like a 14. Yeah, see. Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah But then the five would have to replace the f because so you want you want fee for no, I want fee for I want and we get to fee for but then at a point you have to get to five three four r

I want to find the guy that named fear and put the three in the logo and had that stupid dumb ass box art With the eyeballs of Alma and the guys like shoulder cracks I want to find out where that man is today. Maybe we can eventually replace the r entirely and just have four completely new numbers And that's the series now way this is just name it's scary And then and then you'll have you'll have you'll have the s to turn into a five and five carry What if you're stand for first encounter salt recon right? Okay It was a decent pun the very first game. Yeah The guys in the universe that thought the name I must have been like, oh man

We're nailing it. Yeah, man. We're so cool first encounter. So we come in we're 15. Yeah Speaking of nailing it There's an explanation for why there's no single-player campaign in call of duty con blobs for yeah It's because oh man the battle royale, man This is better. It's gotta be battle battle royale So people did the math on the map on this because they put out a quote Is it four or is it black ops two two in it? It's so Apparently roman numerals are stupid. We get to make up our own and you actually can write

Four as four ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Interesting and it also lets them make a little logo that looks like that. Uh, this is the codlops four is what we were describing talking about and Uh, so they showed up they did an event just now like yesterday or some shit where they said, hey You're gonna have vehicles and they show oh, you're gonna be able to fly a plane or the helicopter and this and that it's the biggest map ever and then a quote that came out from this was It's 1500 times bigger than nuke town

And nuke town is the smallest map they ever made However, because people know like you can just go into a nuke town map right now and pace it and know exactly So it's gonna be a big map. It's gonna be a little smaller than fortnight. It's gonna be four and a half kilometers square Probably the most interesting thing about it is that what they've just they described in that event. It's a little unclear, but they said We're gonna be bringing you know, the you know, the foot Themselves also like we're gonna bring all the years of experience of the most Fucking polished fps. Fuck whatever. Yeah And then they say we're gonna bring parts of all of your favorite maps to this map

That sounds like a mess. It sounds like They're going the the way that you so Well, you must remember when you played pub g There's the the farm and then there's the factory and you know every the different corners of the island So it looks like what they're thinking of doing is going to be like this part of the map is a slightly larger version of call of duty 4 is overgrown and this is the the map that has the similar layout to china town and whatnot And that's actually really interesting To play on like the mega call of duty map the blop verse the blop verse map still sounds like a mess

Like mega man zero well Yeah, see the thing is mad is the battle royale is a fucking mess. That's the whole genre is It's a big fucking mess that you throw yourself into I saw a take on this that said wow If I could think of any series of the call of duty like mini series that I would not take the single player out. It's black ops They were just like black ops had the best story or the most interesting one and the other ones were like the most disposable Oh, it didn't matter what happened in the last one and they're like why this one? Weird choice uh the all that I can think of is that I saw some rumblings that like

They were working on a single player. I saw that too, but that it was a massive internal disaster And that they're like Well, the the the quote is that it was never in the cards. That's bullshit. That is garbage There is no Fucking way it's part of the fucking call of duty formula to get you to pay 60 bucks for a multiplayer game Is that you make that three hour campaign? There's that that is absolute nonsense According to trey arkad dan blunting traditional multiplayer campaign was never in the cards

they set out to make a different game inspired by how the community was interacted with blops three and More players were doing multiplayer zombies and it influenced them to just make a different style of game Yeah, these games have to come out every year and if there's should have been called like call the duty zombie or whatever battle royale Like why call it because blops is a name that means a lot that means single player campaign This is the this is in addition to multiplayer for sure Well, I'll I'll I'll have to disagree with you there matt because I don't mean I don't mean like only the call of duty fan base Has been like it they're they're they're multiplayer people and that's why they're such a big push For hey, can we just get a 30 dollar version of this game? That's just the multiplayer. What about what about the no

No, no, not not only will you not get that? You will get a 60 dollar version that has two different multiplayer Which is probably the weirdest thing about this. What about the vr heads like because one of these modes is gonna die Guaranteed one of these modes is gonna be better than the other one on the same disc um What's it gonna say? You know what rings, you know, it's a lot more uh smooth to the ears willy when your guy says hey, don't worry Single player was never that sounds a lot better than yeah, we just cut it because it was a disaster. Oh, absolutely

Of course, it sounds better. Yeah, that's true, but I mean it's I feel like big lies and big untruths In in video games are becoming easier to see I mean to me it's kind of well, it's like it has been that way forever, but I couldn't Like I could I could there see there being a point where they just eventually are like fuck this they look at the clock They look at the the the the months ahead and they just go fuck it. Why why not just well That's what i'm talking like do this thing these games

Like they they the the dates that this game comes out on is is nailed down three years ahead of time And that's when it's gonna fucking come out Period. Yeah call of duty games. Don't get delayed because they have to ship that quarter every single year So if you fuck up your single player Somehow you better have something else to make the the the corporate overslugs happy And you know what's hot right now the battle royale. It's the hottest Yeah, and we'll always be the hottest with no signs of slowing down That's probably gonna be around for years and years. Yeah, we need to build on the blop averse

I'll be quite honest. I'm interested in this because call of duty does play well. It's smooth and it feels good to play so That would be a nice change of pace. It'd be nice from the current Battle royale. It'd be nice. I think woolly and I would agree. It would be nice if they just changed it all to predators Maybe there's a predator thing that's an off-brand predator Maybe Speaking of universes, you know, it'd be a great bet before you know, it'd be a great battle royale matt one versus 99

Fucking battle royale like snake versus the guards but a hundred people I would actually depending on the franchise. I would always probably give that a go Be if it's predator or it's alien or it's if the if the one has a shot like a real honest Oh, yeah, no, it's the predator Then yeah, it's the predator Yeah versus a hundred people on a big map Well, the the ghost recon wildlands dlc that I bought it was four people against one predator and you still couldn't do it It was ai for fuck's sake

But like couldn't you couldn't beat him but couldn't like let's say even if there was like invisibility like hard for real invisibility Couldn't the hundred just make a giant circle and then just fire and closing any of them would be that organized You need to get a hundred friends to you say that but there's replays online of ridiculous shit That's true, but that's for like, you know, giant mmo make them have to do After watching what motherfuckers did in armored core on the the when the servers were going down Oh, you mean you mean the where they turned armored core into macros like I anything is possible kevin granate I I believe it Um speaking of anything being possible

Fuck shin Godzilla 2 dead New hotness massive kaiju filled cinematic universe Yeah, so you know what what? shin Godzilla The best thing like fucking that I've seen gods Godzilla related ever for sure Evolving into this as opposed to being ditched for this needs to be clarified because if it you know why though Why well it's not in this press release, but like, you know the guy that shinji hankuchi Whatever guy that the guy that co-directed shin Godzilla, but also directed the attack on time movies

Yeah, he was at a thing and he is just basically pretty veiled but still like I was unhappy during the making of this Of this film because like they were getting in the way of the producers at toho What do they wanted this they wanted that so him and enno are ne they said we're never no never doing this again So yelling me I think toho we want to be like well, let's not try it again Because we're just not going to be able to make a good follow-up in that style if they're not going to do it So let's just You're telling me that well that sucks issues on an anno with hit it a piano. Yeah, are you

I don't Believe so it's not just that the name is scrapped. It's that the actual concept of their being shin gods That sucks Now to be fair there are like lots of decent Godzilla movies to good ones where it was just a one-off and then they stopped they didn't go for I mean dude now there's precedent for a legendary Godzilla was fine. Yeah. Hey, you know what that's its own monster verse if you remember Yeah, these are different. Yeah, there's two monster verses because legendaries runs out in 2020

So once that's done, they're gonna be like and they say they say some of these We want to make one of these every two years, which i'm like no Like that did that once that thing set up a lot of uh, you know It set up other monsters in the world and it was fine, but shin was so much better That it just makes me forget the rest, you know, it's like it's funny because that's a fucking bummer Like we just talked about battle royale games, right and everybody's trying to get on the bandwagon for battle royale And you look at the marvel cinematic universe and now everyone's trying to get on the cinematic universe train, right? A lot of people were trying to do that most of it already failed

Yeah, but the difference is is that the the marvel cinematic universe gimmick That takes like five to ten years. It's not like a genre. You could just go bam We're gonna make we're gonna make a monster movie just like marvel date or whatever And just watching it crash and burn so much more slowly Then you're gonna see it in games is so interesting to me Because Like matt you just pointed out most of them have already failed, but people are still jumping in trying to do it Yeah, after they watched tons of people fail

Because like even like fast and the furious you wanted your spin offs So we have other even star wars is basically doing it Where we're having the cinematic universe by having prequels every other year and do you We could have had a Shit godzilla were like all of a sudden a fucking elevator from beneath the city pops up and an avas in it Like do you remember this was the this was the most interesting thing ever where World of warcraft came out and was the hottest shit remember and then everyone announced their mmo's We're all gonna do mmo's

And then a year went by and then a second year went by and then another batch of people announced their mmo's because Wow, it got even bigger like it doubled in size It was like and then the first batch of copycats came out and all failed And then and then everyone who was making the the second batch got to look at that and go oh Well, it's we uh, it's too late now We can't this is what I see with movies these decisions are being made Because you're committed and now they're committed you're committed But then you get to watch everyone just crash and we're like the fucking mummy thing was the the worst one the dark universe

Speaking of which I saw like on a sidebar there on the previous article you said turns out the dark universe is still alive Like you need to make one have it be a good movie Make a second one let that independently be good and then you can think about making the rest That's why legendaries things so far has been okay because legendary godzilla like made enough money then Is skull Kong skull island came out and I was like not into that all that much But it still made a decent amount of money then they're doing one more godzilla then they're doing king kong versus godzilla That's it. That's always been the plan like let's just get in with a solid plan of all the movies and then stop

Or because we ran run out of the license whatever and I'm like that could work, but we'll see Jesus that was scary. Yeah, look at that scary. I was looking for the article you mentioned, but uh It was like over there. I don't know. Okay. Well, anyway Uh, yeah, don't stop with your your cus. Everybody stop it. Stop it unless it's really good or don't Keep trying said I'm still maybe gonna get like to what godzilla movie every two years and I can't be too angry Are you ready for the monster hunter cinematic universe? We're how often were they coming up before that though in the 2000s? They were coming out one a year wasn't that there was a point where it fucking just 99

2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 the slowdown was like 2010 the millennium series is called because it's at the start of the millennium and they did way too many and They they have the lowest revenues of any godzilla movies because they were shitting them out because they're shitting them out Uh, let's take some emails If you want to send an email you want to shut out an email you want to shut out an email And then compare it to what a smash player smells like All right, that's really not bad That's a very good connection. You can send it to super best friendcast at gmail.com. That's I think it was worth it now

It's super best friendcast at gmail.com Uh And then you get your email read. All right. We gotta inhale the stink lines off these smelly emails We got one right here. It just says important Matt, I want you to lean over. Yeah. It's got two little bars. Very important Yes It's a picture of randy orton Very important doing the legendary killer pose. Thank you. Thank you only the purple fruit amazing

And it's all cropped well and it's like it's like a transparent background. It's a png. It's high quality Very very high quality. That's a good email. Not stinky at all. Well, except for when randy orton takes shits of people's stuff Yeah That's a weird one, man It's not appropriate to do at a workplace Okay, remember when I shat and all your stuff when if bradshaw is still employed. That means you can do anything Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. You're totally right. You shit all over bradshaw Uh devon says dare boop boop boop friend cast first time writer a long time viewer. Um stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff

In one of my college classes I found out that one of my classmates was also into horror and we talked about movies for a while Silent Hill came up and we talked about the video game franchise and it turns out that she played the first four games And a few of the later ones in the series when I asked what her favorite silent hill was she said homecoming. All right She then asked why fans hated homecoming so much and I tried to make it more of a discussion Um, that's smart. That's smart and it turns out the reason Why it's her favorite is because Uh, she couldn't stand the first three's controls and like that quote. The main character is crazy

Uh professor walked in before I could say anything and we never talked about video games are horror again My question is have you ever met a perfectly decent person who really loves a thing? Yeah, that you despise to the point where it changes your relationship with that person Men slash billy. Yeah says devil may cry 2 is the best devil may cry game and he is absolutely 100 percent serious He hangs on that fucking cross every time he dies on that hill. So we have billy Loves dmc 2 we we have talked to a lot of we over our over the past 15 years when we talked to friends When we talked to people in the industry when we talked to other youtubers You hear people with a lot of crazy opinions

But no one ever Has come close to the one that I heard like 15 years ago. Yeah, I can't think of anything. This is comparable This is not throwing anyone under the bus. No, he set up a shop under there. He's been there That's his favorite devil may cry game and you will not convince him otherwise Like we can't throw him a bit under the bus a little bit where we go Not only does he love devil may cry too, but he's like, I don't like how jokie and lame don't take In devil may cry 3. No, you want it. You want to really fucking go there when we finished when he finished editing up the fucking Parasite eve 2 playthrough and I really appreciate that. He did a great job

He's he messages us in the editor's channel. He's like, hey guys, you're gonna play 3. It's the best one How about third birthday? The third birthday is really good. You guys should really play third birthday Dude That is that is the that is the one that is the absolute one. Is he just is he just running like the longest con? No There's he's never cracked. This is he's never cracked because if so, he's the strongest person that's ever existed There's no win at that. There's no winning that he's not gonna go. Ha gotcha Maybe oh my fucking that doesn't do anything to me. I'll be frustrated. It's sure uh John from boston. Hey boston. John. Hey boston, man

Agents of uh, hey most hey most best friends agents of mayhem is on sale on psn for seven bucks and 49 cents Nine months after release Or you can get the deluxe edition for 50 cents more with every piece of dlc What is the fastest price drop you've ever seen fastest price drop ever seen good question? Um Here's there's something I remember Tomb Raider was like it's not the fastest But I remember within like no it might have been radical heights

I remember I remember within from free to know I remember radical heights again I remember Tomb Raider the the the new Tomb Raider Dropped like 20 bucks within like a couple weeks. What's the timeline? It was crazy fast. I remember what's the timeline on battleborn battle? Cause to new Tomb Raider around for like a year new Tomb Raider. Are you sure it wasn't just promotion? No, no the price got dropped to like 40 bucks within like two weeks I don't know that doesn't sound right like I could have but I don't know I want to say that I remember after like a bomb so bad bionic commando grin Would like receive the massive price cut as well to like try to

Cover the losses of it not selling Hmm Yeah, uh, I there's probably like an actual trying to think of the bomba threads I would just say bomba this game this price now after like a couple weeks Battleborn was released december 7th 2015 for 60 bucks and then by july 17 It was uh at They dropped the price in half when overwatch came out. It was at 30. Yeah Yeah, uh january 14th 2017 it got dropped to 30 bucks

So because the ultimate price drop is that's one year is going to be from full price to free, right? And how fast is that I kind of don't count that just because it's a different business model rather than just dropping the price Hmm, maybe like it counts and it doesn't count to me. I don't know It's yeah, yeah I mean if you want to talk about trash like we've all seen games get dropped to like 10 bucks Like two weeks after their release But I don't even remember the names of those games because that's it's gotta be stuff like never dead and and knight's contract Just and then there's and then there's games that never dropped their fucking price ever ever nintendo games. Yeah nintendo games

No, but I mean even the garbo ones like I saw a screenshot of like a fucking 3ds game of corey in the house for 3ds that was still full price Ah, yeah, I saw that screenshot. Yeah, yeah Um, yeah, I think battleborn is a pretty strong contender if it's not the answer. How fast did evolve die? That's another one too. Oh that must die That's another one too because because even with your caveat that it's different evolve went from a 60 to free to dead Yeah, no, I think that's definitely there somewhere

Uh lawmakers Oh, shit, is this true does anyone have data on that? Lawbreaker. Well, what are you looking at a price trial some popular? 2014 game titles for xbox one and playstation 4 apparently when Shadow of Mordor came out 60 dollars and it came out on september 18th Then by november 23rd, you could buy it for 25 dollars in some places. Wow Official like mr sp, right?

Because I wouldn't count the stuff because you know, there was things where it's like Oh, go to future shop and you can get it like half price. Oh by the way to those of you who have best buys gamer club things Best buy says get fucked that deal is dead forever now, which sucks You know that thing they have the 20 percent off if you pay a small sure sure. Yeah, that's dead Okay, best buy doesn't want you to buy games there anymore. I guess. Yeah, um There was those deals where is like certain 60 dollar games would come out at like like 40 with you. Um If you bought them on day one at best buy or whatever the fuck that the ridiculous discount was and and yeah Like those that wouldn't count I'd say I'm talking about like msrp drop, you know

Um, what about brink? Do you guys remember brink barely? Yeah, exactly. I wonder how fast that died But it died real fast Charlie from gloss of bingland says the super frienders. I was talking to some friends earlier today And I came up with things that really freak our shit out um And uh Discounting stuff from horror games because that's a core component of this. Yeah, of course You mean the obvious one is the redeads from his 3d zeldas. Yes

Um that fucking fish from mario 64 is to start with the convict music in Dead Rising why The start of the convict music in Dead Rising why no, I'm gonna have to disagree with that That pumps you up Bond guru is such a great trash song Uh, yeah, the question is uh, basically getting at what's the most bone-chilling like sound or music or stuff in a non-horror game I'm gonna go with that fish from mario 64. That fish is strong, but that's music sound sound music sound um We talked about sonic sonic sonic drowning sonic drowning sonic drowning is anxiety in audio form

Yeah, just they put anxiety into a synthesizer and made it sound. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it That's you won. You won one. That's that's I give shout outs to cycle mantis theme as well for being like nice Oh, whenever I stand alone plays in principle Because you know the tahaka's Chris says, why would you this matt? Why why what did you do? Why would I this matt? What you do? No, no sure. No. All right um

Jake from state farm. What are your best favorite death animations? Uh leon, but it's not the animation. It's the noise Like man, it's hilarious one of my favorites is getting too close to a bloater in last of us Yeah grabs you rips your face off by and then rips off your lower jaw Uh, honestly, I'm gonna just throw up the entire metal slug franchise Those animations and metal slug of of like the different elaborate deaths are fucking incredible some of the best sprite work I remember being blown away in tarot too whenever you use certain weapons and they'd get like holes blown in their chest and you'd see like the um The the ribs kind of poking out and people get like you because every every character model in that game had different sets of death

Animation no no no one had the same ones like this creature was too different from another one So and I remember being just like wow Lara Croft gets it pretty hard in yes in the new franchise as well. She sure does um But I'm gonna go for something Like out there, but do you remember earthworm gym one sure do when you kill slug for a butt? Not I don't remember the when you kill the final boss and like you shoot her and if you're in a circle going around and around shooting her on her butt and no, well you're shooting her her in the body at that point and um

She's like bursts and bursts and like like like like almost like a chestbuster kind of thing happens Where like her whole upper torso explodes But the rib cage stays and all the guts splay out like I don't remember this at all And it's just those gory ass like the top half of her torso is blown open and the rest is still just bleeding out there And it was really messed up. Um, I'm gonna go man Do you remember in dead space those With a name of the monsters that you fought in dead space one primarily where they were made up of little tentacle monsters And when you shot it they would fly apart. Yeah, there was an animate

There was a there was a death animation where the head would grab a hold of your neck And knock your head off and then insert into your neck and become your head. Yeah, and then look at the camera It was awesome AVP games have a lot Oh, yeah, they sure do specifically like specifically like the last one the 2010 one I had all the every every creature had a different death animation, but I I forgot about the one I think it's an AVB two the one the earlier ones where you started as a chest burster And you had to work your way through the chest cavity. Yeah, that's AVB too. It's that's AVB too

So you had to you had to burst it was just that kind of counts Uh, yeah And master D. Yeah master D master D by an commando. Yeah, so his head explodes real good. That's it was legit Um, and lastly we'll take one from drew who says Andrew, what up, uh, dear pat matt marcus and the rest Uh, for everybody who's been marcus isn't here today though. He's fucking Just not put it in the work for everyone who's been wondering Why do half the goldfish crackers have smiley faces and half don't

Do you think the smiling ones know something the others don't? Or is it something more dire? No, I think the ones that aren't smiling know something. Yeah, they know that they're fucking crackers We're about to eat get eat 100 pepperage farms refuse it or frauds and they will not answer I hope you guys have insight fucking. I never was really into like goldfish as a kid or whatever as eating but like nowadays they have Chocolate cookies and cream goldfish. They have like every type of flavor. I like that original goldfish That's easy flavor now that we know that 50% of them are alive. Yes. Yeah sentient That's what's happening is I would say half the population of goldfish. No

and are alive and the other half are just crackers. Yeah, and Uh, that's that's that's where you're going with this one. Yeah, that's what it is Pepperage farm make sure that only 50 of their crackers get splashed with that god ooze that they made Oh, yeah, the goose bring them bring bring them life. That's good. Mm-hmm What's coming up? What's coming out? All right, so we've got more god of war coming out. Obviously all the time We got uh, we got tokyo mirage sessions coming out all the time Uh, we're gonna have a special series of videos based around What the fuck is the name of the game? Oh my god, uh, be uh,

Detroit Detroit that's oh, you're right. Okay, so this is where we explain. Yes, right? Yeah, okay So we've mentioned it before But I guess it would uh be like a bare re-explanation because that explanation is like two months old. Yeah, so um prior to Well, first of all like the the There's there's there's been multiple episodes of this lp that have already come out exactly We have talked about beyond a fucking shit

Detroit beyond two holes Detroit Become human on many occasions. Yeah, and we feel That to do this justice before the lp that everyone deserves the context of those discussions Episode zero is a thing and that is uh previous discussions And in particular a discussion that we have yet to have which we're about to have in about 15 minutes and that is what our predictions are about

What is going to happen because remember now there's three playable characters So much more going on in this world. So every image is so dense, right? Now here's the other thing too is that like we early early early on talked about like the bingo card possibility and such There's so much but now there's little i've i've there are dozens There are literally eight of them that people have made and sent out over Not to mention very like and people have made them like for us and many of them are very good And people have made them for themselves and other people have made them like for different articles and websites So it's kind of like at what point like do you just pick one of like, you know what I mean?

So we have to figure out what kind of system obviously if you don't like anything that we do you can pick your own or make your own Yeah, and the thought and the thought process. Uh, I was leaning towards was yeah, let's make our own Yes, I believe but now that there's like again like dozens of them out there with material to pick from it's kind of like do we Do we just Provide You know what I mean? Do we do we take our favorites from the like what what's the I don't know? So we'll talk about it. Yeah in a bit. Um That's gonna go up first as episode zero

and Then as soon as humanly possible We will when we get the game in our hands record it and throw it up And begin episode one. Yeah Because it's just we have to Like we've been kind of flirting with doing something like this and the other ones, but it was just like We can we can make you can win things by watching yourself But the we can we can make an episode zero before we have our hands on it

Yes, and as soon as we get our hands on it in fact, we have to make an episode zero before we get our hands Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, right, but I'm saying I'm saying this is what we can do Yeah, right and then once we do Then as soon as possible The episode will come out. Yes, uh, the basically it's a roundabout way of saying it's like unfortunately due to circumstances Somewhat outside of our control. We are not going to be able to get the the first part of the lp out on friday or saturday It will be slightly delayed Until uh later in the following week. Hopefully not. Maybe we can make something work. Yeah, but probably so

There's a lot of anticipation obviously, but we're doing our best It'll happen in the meantime. Please enjoy. Please enjoy episode zero many context I need to go and get some booze Yeah, bring it here Get me 10 boozes. You can't drink boozes. I know get me a whole especially 10 booze a whole booze You're right one whole booze. I think willy and I will also take a look at omen site this week site is going to happen this week Yep Um, and uh, that'll be that'll be the lock

And that means that uh, tokyo mirage Detroit and god of war is going to be your best friend's channel for the near foreseeable future Since we're 25 into god of war. No, no, we're at we're actually we're in there We're we're in there. We're like two-thirds tokyo become our last session was really good Yeah, yes, it was actually ah the thing happened god mirage human That's that's the name of the ark now. No tokyo Beyond god I said I said tokyo beyond's not even I said I said I said to I said tokyo become war tokyo become god

or you could are Mirage of human All right as previously so that's what's happening on the main channel as previously mentioned woolly and liam have started a near automatic tomato Let's play on woolly versus that's happening part one is currently up. That's up if you want to Please check that out over at woolly versus if you are interested in that you should go look at that near and other things coming Please enjoy. Please enjoy other. Please enjoy other

Is that the name of the new segment? Yeah, man. I told you about some stupid shit I warned you about the stairs, bro You told me about one stupid shit and then it went up and it why I was not ready I was very not ready. I warned Big warrants big stupid Matt I'm You're streaming tomorrow tuesday 8 p.m. Yeah, that's gonna be some kirby alice kirby starmans. Yes Do you I'm going to assume you have 35

Videos that are also going up On your channel. I talked about last time but like me and woolly playing 300 on bug reports happening tonight I just got delayed with a lot of japanese porn stars during the week. So yeah, it happens Yeah, this is gonna happen more. Um, and then like yeah, there's more palace of persia And then i'm starting a new lp with a game that has apparently the best spider-man swing mechanics in the world matt can I ask you a question on behalf of Everyone everywhere. Yes, please and I just just thanks for popping into that stream by the way

I wrote your of earth Was in a stream. This is the this is the this is the that's some other ass. That's some other asshole Okay, because everyone was like, hey woolly's here woolly's here. No, that's some other ass Some guy has the twitch name roar of earth. Sure does. Okay wolf. Okay Oh, I thought you tuned in Anyway, what's the question the question is Are we in the dms?

Yes. All right. That's all we wanted to know. Yeah, I'll show you something There's something funny. All right We are in the dms Uh, tuesday, uh, by the way down in the dm matt stream is matty mcmuscles and your channel is matt mcmuscles It goes down on tuesday around the earlier afternoon much much much much earlier than matt I'll be streaming the ff 14 patch that comes out Over at angriest pat and on friday. I'm gonna start streaming that dark souls remastered That that you're not looking forward to I'm looking forward to it the the crap shit about it every time

Yeah, I know but the frame rate man. Yeah, the fray like the frame rate also wolves I don't know if you know this but in this version when you go to crunchy humanity It asks you how many humanity you want to crunch? That's all right. So that alone cool Useful handy and that's over on uh angriest pat How do we end the podcast guys right there you go and there it is Can I maybe no the song's copyrighted but my song is uh it goes down in the dm Yeah, because that's where it goes Stay clean everyone make sure to take a shower before you go to your smash tournament. Bye

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