Castle Super Beast - SBFC 248: Transfar Your Big Dumb Zapping System

Episode Date: May 29, 2018

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Everything's great just because you mentioned be sharps and that's old Simpsons episode. Do you know what time frame was really, really awesome specifically? We always go on about what? Nineteen ninety eight. Yeah, November. Nineteen ninety two. Oh, man.

Let me put you there. Go ahead. The new Simpsons episode was Mr. Plow. That's his name. Sonic to just came out. Oh, that's that summer. I got that horrible sunburn.

Super Mario Kart just came out in North America. Wow. And in the UK, the Super Nintendo itself just came out for them. Oh, how good for them? And like ninety two, no Ninja Turtles to that was a year before. But yeah, I mentioned because OSW reviews, like whenever they they do like, hey, we're going back way to the past or like, just so you know, this was nineteen ninety two and also boys to men was at the top.

You got a pocket full of quarters. The Chicago Bulls hat and on your feet. Ellie Lice. That's the one. That's that's the fighter feed. Yeah, I think I had Chicago Bulls merchandise during that era. No, I just had Toronto Raptors stuff years later when my stupid cousins just sent me all that junk.

Well, I don't know. Were you guys watching TV when the Raptors had their YTV call in to vote on the name of the team? Shut up. I don't know. That's how they did it. That's how they did it. It was on our kids TV children.

When did the Raptors actually like so? I remember. I remember back in the day are our youth television channel, right? It's the equivalent of our cartoon. Oh, my God. And it's what it meant. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and and what we did. And they had a thing was straight up like Toronto is getting an NBA basketball team.

Yeah, what should it be called? Call in to vote. And they had paired it down to the aliens, the T Rexes, the Raptors. And like, they have tiny arms. They can't go. Neither can Raptors. Raptors can jump. They can't drive.

Park. They can't dribble. Well, you don't know that. You don't know that. I do know that because there was a commercial back in the day where Vince Carter crossed up a velociraptor. That was a CG velocity. You don't know that for sure. And we can tell feathers to dinosaurs.

You don't know what they could have done otherwise. The other two names were pretty cool as well. I don't remember what they were. But it was very clear that the Raptors was the winning one. And I remember calling up to be like, fucking pick the Raptors. That's a cool name because T Rexes are just Jurassic Park itself was like, no, the star was Raptors. Exactly. A new dinosaur that no one knew about or rather no one cared about

because everyone only knew T Rex, Diplodocus and like Stegosaurus. Bronosaurus. Yeah. You know, the four Kings, right? Yeah. And you could throw a pterodactyl in there as well. Like everyone only knew and cared about those. But then Jurassic Park brought the 95 Raptors. But here's how you remember that when Raptors didn't use to exist because in a land before time, no Raptors, no Raptors.

Yeah, the group in a land before time. There's your classics. And then when Jurassic Park comes out, you have your modern era. And then after Jurassic Park, three is your post-modern dinosaur era. And not only that, it wasn't called the Toronto Velociraptors. That's stupid. It was called the Toronto. So I'm like, fucking like on the phone, like, like, yeah. That I don't even live in that city, but you better pick that name.

We'll eventually. Yeah, fuck you. You'd be like the Toronto reboots. No, no. For an animal that hasn't been like a thing in the Toronto Guardians. No, like, like, like it's it's a it's a push. And it's better than the fucking Spurs. The Toronto viruses.

You know, what do you do? The Toronto megabytes. There you go. I don't want. I don't just data. I don't want. We're packets of data. Fuck you.

Reboot is fine being. We'll clog up your hard drive, San Antonio Spurs. So you're saying reboot is fine as is. Reboots fine being reboot. Oh, I think it needs to branch out and it needed to branch out. It just survives a game that I'm not. I don't think you're very familiar with. And like, that was it.

I also like I didn't know what to expect of the logo. I didn't expect it to be a cool red raptor with with the purple and black. Brown and green. Now, yeah, no, it's got none. Think of the mascot. You know, no, that's why they went with red because brown and green or whatever dinosaur you think of. It also should be noted that the Toronto Raptors mascot is the best mascot

and is well, yeah, it's the entire least moments. Yeah. Yeah. So that's that's it. Sorted history. Him falling down, him eating that cheerleader. It's got the tail. It's got the big mouth. It's got board has everything.

It has all the four. It really does. The Toronto Vorhawks. That's one of our Raptors. For Antonians, why do you love for so much that you celebrate it with your basketball? Rob Ford and for the Blue Jays. They regurgitate food and they eat eat things. Well, yeah, but all birds vomit all.

Yeah, cardinals and I'm just saying they picked up. What other like what's an expo? The Argonauts has no war like the expos. You don't know that. That's Greek. They have all sorts of weird shit. I don't think they had war. Like the Expo's pick the names.

The Expo's picked a name that just is an event that occurred here. So they had to create a mascot that made no sense. You be it doesn't like that. The Montreal Poutines. It just it had no it just like, oh, you're a baseball headed idiot. There's nothing to make of that. There's no character of him. I just like the Montreal July 1st moving days.

Yeah, it's like, what do we got? Oh, yeah, the Montreal July 1st moving day. It's a French guy smoking a cigarette and he's drunk and there's an abandoned dog next to his van. And I think that applies to any team that has a name that's a concept and or not expressly. What are some other concept teams? Again, I said like the Spurs.

There's the Supersonics. No, the Supersonics. What's a Supersonic? No, it's a jet super. But that's not the way it's applied. No, Spurs are the things on your boots. They can do that. So you're in Texas.

You can. But I mean, it's more like it's not like a direct animal or like thing that you can make a. It's still an item or you got to work for it. It's not a Chicago bear or a cub. Cool animals. There is. There is. And eventually you overlap or you get you use up the same things or you can just go with a fight in Irish.

You can get real specific with it. You sure can. You know, I hated. I hated the college team, the boiler makers that I think was supposed to be trains. But I'm like, no. Absolutely. You got literally. There's a team called the Knickerbockers, right?

Like you figure that shit out. You remember my high school team was, I think I mentioned once, but I don't remember the the the Lachine High lasers. Oh, that's all right. If you look at me, I'm not fast at all. So I don't. I used to play for the Saint Laurent Spartans. Yeah, that's good.

That's not it was a bad and our. A noble group. Yeah, exactly. Our logo was how many goat men did you kill in your career? Our colors were black and orange. And like it was just an orange Spartan helmet. And like that was it. That's fine.

Pretty straight up a little on original because we phalanx formation, right? I'm on the offensive line. Yeah. And then your knee falls apart. Oh, the trailblazers when it's when a cheater gets involved. Portland Trailblazers. It's cool, but you're right. It's a it's a concept.

It's not really an idea. It's a type of person, maybe, but you got to really get you're getting weird with it. Yeah, yeah. You're all playing the same game. You're not blazing any new trails. Now are you? Right, Oakland Raiders.

That's a pirate with swords in his mouth. He's coming to kill you. Oakland Raiders. You know, like there's stuff you can do like that. But no one will ever beat the XFL's names. They're always the best. You know what? The enforcers.

No, that's a concept. Right. The LA team was the LA team. Was it the rage? No. What was it? The extreme LA extreme. You think they're going to make new names for the new XFL? I yeah. Yeah.

The time is right. How long do you think it's going to last one year? Do you remember Las Vegas? The Las Vegas Outlaws. Like that's pretty sick, too. Yeah. And it had like a guy with like a little mask or something. That's awesome.

But like we can start getting a little bit more modern day with it. You know, XFL, we can say you can get the XFL Cthaugas in there if you want it. You some lesser known animals. Some lesser known creations. You need a name. The San Francisco Microtransactions. Sure.

You need a name that a drunk guy who like can pronounce and yell at the field. Yeah. You can't have the Cthaugas. No. But mostly what a drunk guy would yell would sound like Cthaugas. Yes, possibly. But you can't have the like Detroit part of Ginians. No, you got to pair it down to like beasts.

The moops, which. Yeah, the moops. Beasts would be cool. The beasts. Yeah, the whatever the. I don't know. Maybe like wilder beasts. Maybe like one extra.

The wrong. The wrong concomitants. The St. Louis wild beasts. There you go. Wild beasts. Yeah, you can rock it a little bit. Even if the animal is a little bit. And then and then in the in the fucking like in their pre-match celebration,

they have a big, big like blow up a lion that they all trample over. Yeah, sure. I'm always sad that Wolverines is taken by Michigan State College teams. There's no like professional team with Wolverines. Am I wrong in that? I don't know. I'll be real. Could be could be NCAA bullshit.

There's a there's a million of those kids. Like my favorite animal was was a Wolverine. I did I did an animal project. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. For science class on Wolverine. I loved it was Wolverine. So then I switched to Perrigan Falcons and then I switched to Komodo Dragons. And for a brief time, it was White Tigers, too.

So is there a bunch of pictures? Look at this fucking surface shit. But then I see a bunch of pictures. Well, he even makes the boss characters in animals. I switch back and I stuck with Komodo Dragons ever since. But when it comes to birds, it's still a Perrigan Falcons. So there's someone draw up a million like memes of will he be in the guy with the girl and he's looking back at the new hot animal.

Like, OK, a white tiger is different. That's cool. Right, Perrigan Falcon, fastest in a kill. Not not the flight like facts in generally generally flying around. Spine Tail Swift still descends faster than it. But but then you're like, OK, but hold on, though, is that a real dragon? Yes. Yes. And then it's like, no, you're going to get.

And you're like, well, is that fire based? What's the deal? Like it's got it's horrible, debilitating acid. It's poison and it's fucking Merck follows you until you fall over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, to those of you who aren't aware of the Komodo Dragon isn't, in fact, poisonous, venomous or toxic. It's bacterially disgusting base.

That's awesome. Its mouth is just a sewer that is so bad. Awesome. But it's deadly. Super love it. It's basically like a grimer or something. I want the I wanted a Komodo Dragon beast, Beast Wars transformer. And we never got one thing.

It never became one. So I drew it. I think his name was Commodon. It's because they walk weird. The mouth, the mouth would open up and then like fold like this. And then the jaw split into his hips and then he was a whole thing. So how I like you. How I drew you in, what was it?

I think Skyfall or Dick Spon. Yeah, uppercut the guy to a pit of Komodo Dragon. I was so high for that. That's a good fall because it was a moment where I was like, oh, like his Komodo dragons don't come up every day. No, they don't. They're very rare. Low key animals. So it's a big pop off when it does.

They exist in that one location that very few people visit because of the dragon. It's a casino. It's a huge pop off. Every time a Komodo shows up, 70s, 80s, Bond thing, like pit of pit of bank. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And they picked the right one and the shot of it crawling fast. And I'm like, it's not that fast. They're actually super fast.

When they had this, it was sped up footage in the movie. Oh, was it? It looked bad. OK, because then in the world, they can run faster than you. It they had a moment where they were seven seconds. Well, yeah, I think they're actually pretty good. But humans are the best long distance runners. Yeah, the Florida Demi Gorgons.

I think it's a Demi gods. Oh, my God. Yeah, if you just called your team, the gods, you know, it's a bit much. You know, God, Emperor, it's a little bit heavy, and it probably would upset your Christian fans. Yeah, maybe anyway. Well, you know, weeks. Weeks. What do let's get a sports team and name it stupid.

Something stupid. The Montreal Zubaz is done. Awful. Oof. Yeah. The Montreal Frenders. I was just going to say. And you have a picture of Kassar and Stog on it. And everybody is like, why are you trying to be friends

when we're trying to beat each other in the sport? And they're like, we're frienders. Well, yeah, no, sportsmanship, man. It's because when you come out to the stadium, your song is like, why can't we be friends? See, because if we went with like, like if we went more accurate and like call the team the shit lords, that would be unironically bad ass. And then then then all the beasts and all of our players

are really juiced up and cheat and it's all a big ploy. Now, the problem is that they're really juiced up. They're going to get like their fucking body snapped in like one second. We can't forget it. Yeah, if you're like 40 and rowdy. Can't forget about the sweet babies. The sweet babies. Sweet babies do exist.

And that is stupid. Yeah. But they retired this week. Um, undefeated 57 and oh, the Montreal screw jobs. That's it. That's it. There's history there. No, you know, you can look it up and you always win by a screw job. And it's just you have a screw going through the text that's exploding.

Get in there. Everybody draft draft up that up. Everybody gets it right away. And if you don't, you could go learn. Oh, my God. That's good. Strong. Oh, very happy. Weeks, weeks, weeks, your weeks.

Pat, go. Nothing of note. Played more 14. Got into Dark Souls remastered. A lot of the detail issues that we're seeing pre-release are now gone. Like the the texture issues. The lighting is differently different. And the weirdest thing is item pickups are the wrong color.

Like I'll jump in here because I grabbed it too. And I started as yeah, our item pickups are blue now and that's weird. I don't know how to. I haven't spent a lot of time, but there's no benchmark button. No. And so like I loaded it up with default settings and I got shit ass frame rate going terrible in that opening cut scene. Gameplay, fine cut scenes, low frame rate.

That's weird. Yeah, gameplay. Occasionally rotate, camera, stick and roll a little bit of slid on, but otherwise seems OK. Well, the during those panning camera moments. Panning camera moments do things that you're not able to usually see during gameplay. So you might want to turn it down a little bit.

Turn what down? The settings. Which ones? I guess all of them play PC games very often. I guess all of them and then tweak and tweak and tweak and tweak. Well, it depends. Yeah, I'm off the top of my head. I'm not like turned down into aliasing.

Well, first thing is to turn down the resolution. See if that matters. Then you turn down your anti-aliasing. And if it has a HBO or ambient occlusion, turn that down. If not, then a texture filtering is always. Does it not have the thing where it has the button that says settings? It does not. Yeah, that's what I was saying.

Like I like a good benchmark button because I don't know my experience with that is gone because if I have that problem, it means the game is actually super fucked up because I have the the Titan in there, probably the best thing. Like overall, like I like playing at a 60 FPS and I have I noticed one bad texture on top of a tower. And the biggest weird thing is that the effects have been changed. Like overall, it's a it's a it's a it's a remaster.

It looks better. It runs better. But the the effects on enemy particles and stuff like that are changed. So I'm not used to. I don't like the new bonfire. But there's one that I got to I did a stream a few days ago. So you guys can go back and check it, see what I'm talking about. You remember Stray Demon in the basement of the asylum.

You remember what a massive fucking pain it was to dodge his magic attacks because it was just this pink smurred smear. And it was impossible to tell where it started and stopped. Now it is a modern like circle explosion from a point and with incredibly clearly defined edges. I beat him in one go because you you can know one step to the next. Oh, this isn't going to hit me. And that boss is now much, much, much better because of that detail.

They also added a bond. They have made minor changes. There's a new bonfire in the game next to Vamos, the the fire skeleton Smith all the way at the bottom. Yeah, the new bonfire there. You don't have to do the red anymore. You don't have to. You don't have to do the run. You'll be able to teleport to him later.

I assume. OK. Overall, yeah, good. It's a good version of the game. The spending more time in that character creator. I don't really remember how much the facial details and what not were before. But going in this time around, boy, oh, boy, that thing ain't black friendly. I was like, he's probably going to talk about man. That's number one and never will be because there's one

the the Catalan Catalanans or whatever are like basically the closest thing to black you get and they're like light orange. And then when you try to take any other face detail and then slide the things around when you slide it towards brown, the orange goes up and then you're like, no, not orange, like the black goes down and the black goes down and the orange go up and then you go. You start pulling it back from orange and then it's like, you mean yellow? And I'm like, no, not yellow.

And then you're like, well, it's got to be orange or yellow, man. You got to pick one in between. And then you just end up with it's a fantasy universe. You end up with weird orange person or fucking the penny and stocking demons. You know what I mean? Scanty and these socks like that. There's no in between on it.

It's fucking rough. It sucked. Anyway, I hate that. I was going to say something I forgot. Oh, one other thing. You remember how grave lording didn't work? Now it works. It works now.

And yeah, and like now I got an actual explanation for like, I get it. What it's supposed to do, what it's properly supposed to do, it's shocking. So there was there was unfixed bugs in the original Dark Souls. And one of the ones was grave lording only worked on New Game Plus for some reason, which meant no one ever fucking saw it because you would play it through the new game and you'd try it and it wouldn't fucking work. So what would you try later? And what it's supposed to be is someone puts a sign down in your world

and when you walk over it, you get teleported into their world. Right. You guys have a duel, you fight or whatever. And if they win, then you go back to your game and you get keep you keep getting invaded with extra difficult enemies until you find the portal, you know, until you find the secret portal that's in your game, come back to my world. When you say it's secret, how's like secret? It's placed somewhere in there.

It's not like a hard to find place. It's just placed randomly in the area that you're in. And then you come back and then you go and you fight the person who invaded you. And if you kill them, you stop the invasions. Right. Yeah. So it's a pretty crazy over the top. What ended up happening is a plague did a recent play through with the game

with an aggression mod, Ben. He did with a Black Gravelord mod, which adds all the enemies that that thing would spawn in as a matter of fact. OK, it'll it's it's not wrong. Is that wrong? Is that one not? We're going to be wrong. You're completely right. All right. Then what is it? OK. And you put down your Gravelord sign

and it spawns Black Phantoms in three different person's games. OK. And you can get rewards if those Phantoms just kill those players. OK. Downside is that since you're doing it to three different people, if they find where you put that sign down, each of them can invade you and in cases simultaneously, which puts you at a massive disadvantage. OK. And it's how they stop that shit from happening in their game.

OK. I like that was a description that someone asked, what is Gravelording? And that was the explanation. I was like, oh, OK, that's not what I thought it was. Gravelordings, but that's super wrong. Gravelordings really weird because it's one of the fewest. It's the griefing thing that you'll never get to see the results of. You put it down and you just know in your heart that you made someone's game worse. Someone else's game got worse.

Yeah. And if they show up to fight you, that means, oh, crap, they totally beat all that shit and they're mad at me. Oh, oh, yeah, overall, it's probably it's going to be the one that I use in the future to do replays. The where's thing about it? Everybody's wrong. All right. It's going is going back like whatever. Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm not. Going back to it is that the little control foibles

that are got changed over later games that I forgot were in this one. Like you can't roll in any direction. You can only roll forward backwards, left and right. You can't roll in diagonals. That's like uncomfortable and weird. But yeah, it's a great game. It's Dark Souls. Did you know that it maintains the soul of the original? Did you know that you were legendary?

I thought that was fake. It's not fake. If you couldn't believe, guys, if you get Dark Souls remastered, you'll understand a legendary video game reference. OK, here's the thing with this, is that when I was talking to Brady, who works for Disco Tech, who puts out a bunch of DVDs and Blu-rays of anime and stuff, and they put out the Street Fighter USA cartoon collection.

And he said, I made sure to choose the worst screenshots. I made sure to choose shrinking DJ and pull the back of this official box because people get that. Yeah, it doesn't work on like something so major and serious as souls. Where I'm like, not to mention people will genuinely be like, oh, I've heard people talk about this. What is it? Maybe that's what they were thinking. Like people will actually be like, yeah, like if they wanted to do that,

it should have had fucking giant dad on the back. But I mean, doing the fucking thing and have little MLG and Snoop Dogg in the corner. You know, it would work better if you had screenshots that implied those bits, like a solar or whatever. And like, and then you just keep your bullet point and whatever. And then we're talking, you know, you know what, it's pull marketing. What are you going to do? What do you want on the remasters now?

Well, on the remasters, I want you to turn over the back and it says the originator of these famous memes. And it has screenshots of the dumbest means that were ever made. Or it can be like the game that spawned that night. You see it every con. Now, to be fair, the cover of the game didn't just become a solar chest. It's true. It could have.

It it super could have. And that would have been off. But they didn't do it. So reversible cover where the the inverse of it, like it is solar. Let's just let's, you know, let's let's think about what it could have been. Exactly. Yeah, that would have been the absolute fucking worst ever. Like people are already kind of sick of like the solar worship in all of the games and putting on the cover would be bad.

Confirm if this is right. I always assume it's like the series or souls games in general finally got a story hero to rally around for people that are like, I need a character to be pointed at and go, yeah, that's because it doesn't really have one like a central. And I know he's not central. No, but it's just like, you know what I mean? It's just that it's probably one of the coolest moments

going through it the first time. And like I got the way the way I saw it. And then I imagined it after seeing it in the game for the first time. Like a mask. I imagined playing this alone without the meme being existing and just encountering it back in the day. It'll be like, yeah, I'd have been like, oh, wow, you made it. You're so cool.

This guy's awesome. Right. Like a Tarkus kind of situation. It's just a character that people just adore. And he's special because he's one of the only people who's just really nice to you. He's positive. He's actually just, yeah, he's laid back. He's cheerful. Yeah. He's the everything that that series is not like, you know, patches is never going to be on a cover.

No. And, you know, like, look at L is cool, but she's not on that level where you're like, oh, you made it past that. But everyone because you get through the hardest, most bullshit area in the game. And then you hit the first bonfire afterwards and you're sitting there and you're like, you made it. And he's like, hey, it's a really good moment. Hey, what up? I feel like if everyone has a character,

they might be like, OK, that makes no sense. But no, I want that. Yeah. Would you want a game of the year repackaged or whatever of Bloodborne, but it's just Lady Maria on the cover. I would take it. I would take it. Lady Maria is on the cover of the Old Hunters. Of the Old Hunters. It's a DLC as the Old Hevers.

But I would I would I would 100 percent. But if this was an old PC game back in the day, then Lady Maria absolutely no, the equivalent of what of that? The equivalent of that would be Artorias on the cover of this, yes, which I would not have a problem with. Hey, for Bloodborne, Artorias is on the cover of the of the old PC version. Oh, really? Yeah. OK, OK. There you go. The shot that is him

ripping off Berserk with the Berserk armor. Yeah. Yeah, that's the cover of the. Then there you go. That is that so congrats. You come on. Maybe you went to the same place. It makes sense. It totally makes sense. You can put that type of character there for sure. Because it's not he's it's not the meme.

It's the guy you're like, oh, that dude. Yeah, you know, or that chick. Like she like that's totally OK to do that thing. Yeah. I think the one reborn needs is so hard. Oh, you mean what up? You mean feet? What a memorable boss. Yeah. Was it you that told me about that? What about feet?

Oh, there was somebody was telling me about watching a speed run and in the bottom left corner, they have all the names of the boss. They're all names. And then one of them is just. Yeah, no, I think I did look at a. That's such a jailhouse name. It would have feet. Some monster made ninety nine percent.

Yeah, I have to look at look at that speed run again. Fine, because there were lots of funny names for everyone. It's good stuff. That's good stuff. I like old school nicknames like that. Yeah, that's pretty much cool. All right. For me, I am. Yeah, I'm continuing, you know,

Dangan's good and Kirby's going and whatnot. But I'll say, besides the Dark Souls remaster, I went through Curse of the Moon. Yes, I did. Yeah, that came out. Went through it. Yeah. Beat it. Beat it on on Veteran.

OK, yeah, yeah. That it it. That thing like it gets challenging towards the end there. But, um, yeah, no, it does. But but not even close to old school. I that's the I could feel that, right? And there's like things are because I never really got into the old school Castlevanias, I just didn't.

But I did enjoy this like thoroughly through in the same way that like going through a shovel night kind of feels classic in that way and whatnot. Challenges is is right behind the front door. Thank you. I was. The weird noise we're hearing in the office. Yeah, one that doesn't know what. Why Pat's looking around all scared. Having not like really gotten that much into the old Castlevanias and whatnot,

like like the the troubles that come with staircases. Oh, they're they're foxed, dude. Like, so that's a thing that I definitely was learning about one screen. I'm not sure what happened to you in one screen. And there's like the floor and it's like the staircases. I don't know. Three feet in game world thing. You go up to the next screen. And then if you fall off the staircase there, you're dead, you're dead.

You're just dead. Exactly. That's the that's good old fast and stare. So here's the difficulty setting, right? It's either normal or what easy does is it removes some like some progression penalties. Sure. And it makes it has unlimited lives and makes it so that when you get hit, you don't get knocked back. Fuck that. That's bullshit.

But you think you see how much of a difference that makes. Of course, it's nice to be fucking trivial if you didn't get knocked back. But that's it. The difficulty is like unlimited lives doesn't matter too much because you get a lot of lives. It does. It does. Yeah. And it doesn't matter too bad. Each boss, it was it was interesting in that like I would always have the same thing going throughout it.

I always be like, uh, first attempt didn't know that was coming died. Second attempt knew that was coming and just got really, really close. Yeah. Third attempt crushed it every single time. You know, so I'm like, that's that sounds like a decent amount of balance. Like it sounded, it felt good. The bosses in it are not spectacular, but they're all pretty good. And the thing that I really like about this game, just to jump in really quickly because I was going to talk about it, too, is that there's little bits

of every Castlevania specifically for bosses, it's rondo of blood. Whenever you beat a boss, it dies, but then it has one final attack. Is that where that came from? Because that was so cool. And someone every time you beat a boss in this, there's they go through their life. You think they're entering phase two kind of thing. Yeah. But it's not. It's their death throws, but the death throw has a final attack.

It's super good. So I think someone was telling me in rondo or maybe a Dracula X, but either one is like that attack will always hurt you, but never kill you. Never killed me. But there's one boss in rondo where its final attack will kill you. And it never happened. But like some of them are actually really cool. Some of them are like, oh, that's OK, I'm sure that's nothing at

missed or whatever. Yeah. But there's some where like, like, how are you supposed to know? I'm not going to get into it. But like some of them are really cool or I'm like, that looks like an actual attack, but they killed themselves doing some of the bosses in Curse of the Moon are better Mega Man bosses than a lot of Mega Man. One of them is literally in a Mega Man room where the little gate goes down and you get trapped.

There's some good stuff here. And the sprite work, obviously, is incredible. Does it make you excited for bloodstain? Oh, yeah. But the mechanics are going to be different, right? I know. But it's like, oh, yeah, this is a good. This is a good. And the other bit, too, is that like I love how like a lot of the challenge

you start to be able to minimize when you learn how to. I don't know if you figured it out at some point, but the ability to bullshit switch. Yes. As much as possible. Surround your cast the spell, surround yourself with fire, switch back. Yeah. Right. Alfred does is not good, like at the start, but then once you find figuring out his spells, I'm like, OK, he can do a lot of shit.

And you don't have to stay on him. Yeah, exactly. That's it's good, right? And in case Pat or other people don't know, it's like you have four characters available at all times and you just switch out. As if they were as if they were Mega Man powers. They all have their own life bars. OK. And they have one of them gets killed, then they're gone. You share magic, though. Got it.

You share magic. You share weapon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not hearts weapon legally distinct. And of course, like, you know, going back lets you open up things that you couldn't or get to places you couldn't and whatnot. Wow, like the look at the second difficult nightmare. I started playing nightmare. OK. Yeah, I got about two levels through nightmare as well.

So it's really interesting once you beat the game, the second difficulty or second quest, I'd say. Yeah, it's it's more than new game plus. It's it's more than new game plus because there's new story stuff and it's harder by default. Yeah. I won't say why, but it's just off the bat. It's harder. And you're like, wait, how did I miss all those things? Like there's so much of little bits of other Castlevania is like it's cursed to darkness. Yeah, it's Rhondo, like I said, there's I mean, I wouldn't say

symphony, but there's a little bit of symphony in there. So it's it was like really I was surprised. Like it's it's really short, but it's multiple playthroughs for sure. Yeah, did you ever pause and select Curse of the Moon? We I looked at it. I was like, what is this? There's just a button that says, do you want to curse of the moon? Do you want to?

It's it's it's it's you pause it and it's options, like controls, exit, curse of the moon type thing. What does that do? Yeah, it's a we should say it's a mechanic. It's a mechanic and it's funny enough. So like I it's pretty cool. So like I was like I it's I did something and then I went fuck. And then I pause it and I was like, OK, well, since I'm I might as well see what this does and it was like, oh, that's exactly what I needed.

So that was cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a very good game. It's absolutely worth grabbing. This is a bonus bonus bonus game. And it's a whole Kickstarter. I believe this is sitting in my inbox. Yeah, it's a full game, too. And there's yeah, exactly.

There's a second run through it. Multiple difficulties, the character switching is a lot there. That's worth your time. Grab it. Let's stay in Curse of the Moon for sure. And yeah, it and it properly like introduces a rad ass 8 bit soundtrack as well. Yeah, it's very good. I mean, it's not quite up there with Castle, the Castle of Eden Classics. The boss music is really strong.

There's one boss where like, unfortunately, I clicked out to like do something and then went back in and it muted. So I missed the theme and I'm like, I don't want to lose my progression here. But yeah, you can go to that level that's in the bloodstained demos that have been shown to the ship and it has the bloodstained music, which is OK, I guess I didn't catch the same theme that plays for bloodstained when you play the demo, if you got the backer demo or whatever. And I'll say that it has one of the OK.

So remember, remember the Mega Man, like fucking instant death lasers? Yes, it does. It has one of the most bullshit versions of stage threat, the most one of the most bullshit stage threat ones. Yeah, because you never know what's going to happen. But it is in the last level. So it's not like they just needed to make it difficult for you. It's a nice wall for you.

Yeah, to hit your grind yourself against, you know. Yes, that was a good time. I also want to go see a quiet place. Yes, so a little late to the party on that. But going to see it. Fairly empty theater, because it's been like a couple weeks. But nice row of 12 teenage assholes sitting in front of you. Absolutely for real right now.

That was pretty much it. So like couple, couple, couple, you know, and then just row of friends that just don't give a shit, friends whose phone beeps, they look at it. They put it back in their pocket and beeps again. They pull it back out. They put it back away. I suggest they don't turn it off. You shouldn't have told me you were going and I said you should drive

straight to the Alamo Draft House in New York. Yeah, see, the only way you'll be sure. I've had a point in my life in which I've encountered that situation and think twice total. One, when I was was much younger, I was like 24 and one was like two years ago. And my experience with that changed. I yeah, and it's just like I used to just suffer through it. And then now I I will I will blow my whole afternoon to to complain,

get them removed, get a refund and go to the next showing and just go chill downtown for a couple hours. Yeah, I I looked at that situation and I was like, let me assess here. What is the going to the what? What will the result of a confrontation be? Most of the time, it's just going to go badly because the type of person that doesn't give a fuck about that about the noise they're making about you doesn't give a fuck about anyone else, period.

Fuck about you. It's an indicator, right? It's like you don't give a shit about anything else outside of your own bubble. So why would someone reminding you of that, right? Be a help. And fortunately, some of the friends were going playfully, shut the fuck up, dude, you know, and whatnot. Shut up. Yeah, exactly.

You're laughing. Exactly. And then it kind of and then it like you have like a minute of silence and then someone just goes and then everyone goes, you know, and so it's just like, all right, man. And it's the worst because a quiet place is the kind of movie that directly is influenced by the audience around you. You know, like it makes a difference. It's a very is a move.

The name is it's in the name, right? Yeah, the silence of the theater around you makes a difference between the viewing experience. I tried it once and it worked, but I forget what it was, where I just like full like the people were all the way across the theater and you could still hear them. No problem. Just yell out top of your lungs. Yo, shut the fuck up. Yeah, that almost never works.

Yeah, it worked for me, but it almost never works. Well, and you should go over and piss on them and what appropriately. Fortunately, it's a fucking good movie. It is. And when it got good, nice and early, it was a moment of, oh, everyone's paying attention now. Yeah. Oh, did it finally grab you? It's because you're talking to me, grab you like in the first 80 seconds because you're talking through the whole intro

and you're not giving a shit and you're laughing. And then the movie goes, pay attention. That was a little. You know, yes. But you know what I mean? That's the effect it has. Right. And like it worked. And then until the phones beep and bullshit happens, you're kind of like they're in there.

All right, fine. Let's enjoy this. I'll say one thing. Do you agree with my classification of children in this movie where I'm like, they're in three classes, the idiot, the moron and the coward? Yes. OK, that's all I want. However, I will say that almost all the times where you're like stupid fucking kids, it's immediately followed up with like, OK, but there was a plan. Yeah, there's always something in place.

What I will say is this. I didn't see a trailer going into this. I only got word of mouth. I didn't even know what genre it was. So it was horror. No, not really. I didn't know anything about it. Right. And then I caught that.

And then like I just I caught the recommendations that it's like, yeah, it's kind of scary. And yeah, go see it. And that was it. It's more like tense. It's like, don't breathe, because I hadn't. Again, no trailer, no new clue who's in it. No clue what it's about. And like I just missed all promotion for it. So it was just literally

Liam and Lil V saying, go see that movie. And then Twitter was like, hey, Ryan Gosling has a lot of good things to say about this movie. And that's your guy. Go to bed. And that was literally all I heard about it. And then I just went and yeah, it's it's it's absolutely great. And conceptually worth seeing because of the it's a really interesting premise that's executed well.

Oh, and moments of like any. There's definitely moments where you're just like character. Don't be stupid. Be smart. If you if you be if character is smart, problems get solved. But then it's like, no, no, no, no, we're not as dumb as you think. And I go, all right, good. But I like that.

Not as dumb as you think. But there are still at least I want to say two months. So I'm like, that was just pure dumb. Oh, yeah. There was no other thing. That was just and I'm OK. I think I said this in my review of it. I'm OK with if the world is just being established. What's going on?

We don't know what's going on with these things. Everyone's kind of in. No, you've been living in this world for like two years now. There's no reason for you to do these stupid things. Yeah, we're always forgive that. Go go. Yeah, go go check that out. And what's up? I was about to say once you're done with a quiet place.

Oh, OK. No, the the the. What was it? There's one other thing anyway. Yeah, but it's most of the time I would I would raise my finger to go like. No. All right. Cool. Got it. Do you in the final shot of the movie? Do you want like? No, leave it good. It's good.

What? Like like just without it. Don't even go any further detail. I'll say I liked this film. This film is good. Yeah, this film is it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. But do you want to see more in the future? We don't need it. Well, guess what? Oh. Oh, too much money.

Oh, no. Already green lit a sequel. So speaking of sequels, dumb and Ryan Gosling, I forgot to mention something. Matt, did you see Deadpool? I did not get time to remember. Well, he's confusing description of Deadpool last week of like, I don't remember. I asked him, is the movie good? And he said, I don't know, but it's funny.

Yeah, no, that's not confusing to me. Well, he was completely right. And remember when else he said that the post credit scene is better than the movie? Yes. And I will add to that. Who cares about this movie? Go pay it and then go do something else and then go walk in when the credits start up. It really sucks because like the last trailer that for Deadpool that shows Peter and stuff and now that was when I was like, oh, my God, I'm so on board.

That was such a good trailer. I love Mama said, knock you out. Yes. And I was I'm so hyped now. And I just I just haven't had the time. Like I tried to go once and no one could go. So I want to I want to say thank you to all the video editors that work in Hollywood now, particularly those who work at Fox and Marvel for a new trend that you guys have started in your trailers,

which we talked about during our Infinity War spoiler cast, that we are all big fans of love those lying trailers. Those trailers that are huge lies are great. And I love them. Now, back in the day, it's one of it's one of the only ways to fight back in this like spoiler economy, many parts back in the day when they were there was stuff either in magazines or trailers that weren't in the final thing. Because I was like, oh, man, you see that.

And most notably and shamefully of all Street Fighter, the movie Van Damme, there's a shot of Van Damme kicking a snake. Is there? And it's not in the movie. Oh, I don't remember that. The magazine that I have, which is the most bone crushing movie of all time. It said there's the official Street Fighter magazine. It's like Colonel Gile grapples and fights with a deadly snake.

Oh, that's when Gile infiltrates Bison's base and goes through like a little cave. Yeah. And they're drawing like teahawks, like like feeding him like a cable to like drop down into this cave. And then that's it. He got looks and it shows a hole in the wall and then it cuts to him like going and looking into blank as like fucking laboratory or whatever. And in the magazine, it shows him like holding a snake and he's doing a big kick or something.

And as it came with what the fuck is that? See, that was that in the movie. That's different from what I'm talking about. You're talking about stuff that just was made for the trailer and it was cool and they cut it. I'm talking about just impossible lies that act to surprise you in the movie. And Deadpool's is an A plus like it. It makes seeing the trailer

and then seeing the reverse that they pull on it makes a whole sequence work where it wouldn't have otherwise. I mention it every time, but it's that there is a difference between like, yeah, like lies to protect you. Yeah, yeah, like this lies to get you in. You know what I'm talking about? Wolves, right? And and the the like the ones that are like that fall into the former category

or rather the latter category. I'm always going to point to the fucking advent children. The bike shot because it's the stinger. It's an explosion into a dramatic camera angle where fucking cloud on his bike swings and clashes swords with Kadaj Kadaj is it? Yeah. And I'm like, oh, that's your stinger shot. You put all in on that and then that doesn't happen.

So it's like, not only does it does it not happen, none of the models effects or environment in that shot are actually used in the movie. Those I didn't know was a completely one hundred percent custom thing, a fictional thing, much like much of Square Enix's output where they put out a trailer and go, oh, look at it. It's not real. It's the least real thing ever. Yeah. So, you know, there's a huge difference between the two types. But the lies to protect you are always way.

The lies to protect you in Deadpool are great. I I love that. I love that. Yeah. Again, you got to fight back against the marketing team that you don't get to. Yeah, you got to fight them sometimes. They're rough. They're getting out of control crew. They're getting they're getting a little bit big for the bridges. I want these movie lies to get bigger. I want to go into like a large movie for their loafers and like and like the

the plot and villain and like it's all different. Like it has nothing to do with that's why when Willie saw it, I said, is there a villain that's in the movie, but it's not. There's more than there's more than that. That's correct. She's more than that. Yeah, there's five little mega for their moccasins. You know, what about you? You you you kind of knocked Curse of the the moon off there for me. Did play one or two of the who'd you use the most?

Because they're all very good characters in their own right. I I want to say it was pretty equal. I was switching hard. But I said everyone because Miriam has the whip and Miriam, the whip takes care of a lot of problems. So very certain enemies that pop up like once or twice a level or something and her speed and her jumps. It's I think Zangetsu is probably maybe slightly lower than everybody else,

just because he has no actual skill. But his slashes are the fastest. The fastest is true. You can get a lot of damage. But you still I find use him a little bit less just because he has no actual like special moves. OK, I pretty much when I switched around a lot. But when I wasn't, I was on Dawak Minimalophysis. Gengar, because Galan.

And and and you're the yeah, you're you're you're his attack. Yeah, we're just super used to darkness. Actually, just super useful and it's super useful in so many bosses. And when you get hit and you're going to die, you just metamorphosis. Yeah, you become a fucking bat and you stop your death. Yes. So I'm like, I'm going to rock on this guy for a while. Yeah, Gebel. Anyway, Galan, I don't know.

But yeah, I did play a bit trip runner three. Sorry, runner three, three or more bit. Oh, really? Yeah, I did not like runner two. I think the 3D one. Yeah. Yeah, I was all right with it. But it was all right. I didn't expect it to go that way. And I played runner three.

I saw that it got good reviews. And I'm like, let me give this another shot because I fucking love bit trip runner one. I play that again not too long ago. And I was like, yeah, let's try this again. Let's go for it again. And I'm like, yeah, all the same gigantic. How are you doing this?

Mistakes are here where it's like, let's put tons of shit in front of you behind you all over that distract you from the game. Let's have big elaborate backgrounds of CG moon faces and crap. Float and is it pretty in it. Aesthetically, it's not pretty because the gameplay is very basic. So it's not a weird art. So that's what I'm saying. I will say that like later on the game, they do a little thing or two to fix it.

But bit trip runner for those of you just commander video and you're just it's a runner is going from left to right. And you whenever you hit pieces of gold, it makes little bits of music and it's fun. And this one is just like, let's have a big story, story mode. Oh, wait, it's the only it's the only mode story mode. So Charles Martinet, who does a really good job at being a narrator, does a does a good performance, but it has like the wacky whimsical ah, commander video did a whimsical vacation in the land of open.

Oh, no. And like, it's a lot like BattleBlock Theater, but that script is really funny and Stamper does an awesome job with that where I'm like, that's a legit line that made me laugh. But this is just like it goes on and on and on of like, not bad. Just not I'm just waiting for it to finish. I'm like, OK, let's go, let's get to the game. And I'm just playing it and it's like, why do you have all this busy stuff? The game never needed this.

It could look a little better for sure. So maybe midway they thought through that because you unlock challenge levels, which drastically pair the graphics down just for these challenge levels. And they're really hard. I even finished the second one I unlocked. And now it's like it looks slightly better than the old game, like it has the vapor wave, like even has like some of the logo aesthetics I use on my side channel now, the melting like Miami Sun.

That's like pixelized. And I'm like, that looks better, but it's still keeping everything like basic looking so I can focus on the platforming and my jumps. And then they're like collective VHS tape and unlock an old school level. And I'm like, I thought I just did an old school level. But no, now it turns into a completely different game where it's a platformer and you're going all over a map and you have a dash in midair

and you got to collect gold coins. And I'm like, they don't know what made the first one really good. They're trying to do all of it. And it's not even bad. This like I'm like, this is not what I wanted. Yeah, the stuff you're saying doesn't sound like at all bad to me. Like that sounds fine, but I can very what I'm hearing is it's not what you want it. Definitely. It's it's like we took this very we took this one game

of a mini game collection, the BitTrip series. And this is the one that sold the most or the people that like the most. It was the best when there was nothing to expand upon. It was just a mini game and they try to do and they're just not enough there. It's still fun, but like it's, you know, I think I think you really like the first one. You won't I'd imagine you might. I think it's a bit of I mean, there's a little bit of that

Nidhogg thing where you're like, this is so basic and so fun that it's a role of the dice when you want to build on top of it. But it's like imagine to do multiplayer in Nidhogg. You have to watch a story and go through a map. Right. Right. Right. Like the levels you want, you know. I mean, I got I got a decent ways into two, but didn't finish it. And like I definitely like I preferred the simplicity of the first game.

But like it was still visually nice to. And I was not like bothered that much by what I was. They don't even blur all the background elements. It's it's just distracting because like the way my eyes work, I'm like looking at the track, but they they have something that's in the foreground and it zooms through over commander video. And I'm like, you're in the way of the platforming. It happens for like two seconds, OK, but it still happens.

And I'm like, what were they thinking with that? It's very weird. I also boned up a lot more on Mario Kart for reasons I obviously can't go into. I want a secret reasons that no one knows. I want a Mario Kart collection. I think there should be a Mario Kart like all stars collection. I think that's a mistake. I think that's a mistake. I think Nintendo doesn't want old Mario

Karts to exist at the moment they release a new one. Yeah, but it feels it feels like they want releases. I think the the the to be replaced for two reasons. One is I think that those games are more similar to each other than you think they are. And I think that if you did that, you would notice that each game having half of its tracks being a greatest hit selection of older tracks would show off how how many tracks are actually in the series. People mostly want the old tracks, then they want the old actual game.

Mario Kart 8 has a lot of older tracks. That's actually what what what they do what they do. Yeah, more so to the point. It's like battle tracks or something that I've been missing for Mario Kart 8, especially like they don't have the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe still doesn't have the old ones that people really love like doughnut and stuff from Mario 64. But I don't and Double Dash is aside from some of its tracks, like its gameplay is locked to Double Dash.

But I don't think it's likely and or I don't think the approach of making a collection, I don't I think like I think they could fix a lot of what people would want and what you're saying by just putting the tracks in as opposed to the collection of the games. So if they literally were like, let's go back to all the battle tracks and put them, you know what I mean? Like that would be a fix for like a lot of what you're saying. Like there's not as many people that would want the mechanics of the older games.

I think I'm going on for more of an aesthetic standpoint. Like, oh, nothing sounds like Super Mario Kart or like looks like it. And I just I'd like to get the feather to play that feather jump like whatever drip feeding Nintendo bullshit will do on the verge. Oh, wait, not the virtual console. Whatever the hell it is. You never super e shop. Whatever it's going to be.

But I thought it'd be fun. And the new season or the new section of Teras House opening new doors came out. Oh, God. So nothing happened in the first eight episodes. It's just a bunch. It's just a bunch of really, really mean. Doesn't the whole show about nothing happening anyway? What I mean is that like there's not even abrasiveness.

There's not someone that they're harping on that much. What? Except for one kid. But whatever, it's just that you can tell a reality show is like, shit, we got to do something here. No one's no one's even talking about dates anymore. Everyone's not even at that point. Everyone's being polite. Yeah.

So it's like in the country, basically, it's like near Nagano or whatever. And there's like a tomboy girl that plays hockey. She's really good at hockey. She's a beastie. She's Captain Tsubasa. If you remember me, you're right, right. So one girl leaves and then the two girls is like the tomboy. And then another girl has nothing going on, no dreams and complains about everything.

And she looks like she's she's like a kid and just all the guys are like, yeah, OK, whatever, I don't care. And then a new member is added. And the member usually there's an FMB back story where it shows the new member talking to someone going, hey, I got accepted to her house. I'm going in. They're like, OK, cool. And they always show like their mouth.

They never show the full face of the reveal. And then the host can be like, oh, they look really pretty or they seem very mature or whatever. And then they show this woman never shows her face. She's completely alone in an apartment. The walls are stripped bare. It's like ride in his apartment. Oh, shit. And then she's packing everything up and she closes the lights and then she closes the door.

And then the credits roll and it was like, OK. The new episode starts and this woman walks in and she basically is like this snooki of Teras House and she walks in. What is that doesn't matter. Don't you don't you worry about that? It's not for you. She just goes parties here and it was a whoa. And it's this woman named Saina like S E I N A.

She's been in previous episodes, previous seasons. OK, now she's back and she's the actual party girl of this series. So they just injected life by like fuel injecting because they needed it. So she's the one that will mix things up. OK. So she comes in and starts. She's like, oh, you guys, oh, champagne. Here I go and start swirling it around. And all the guys literally all go around her and the girls leave the room.

OK. And they're like, let's just make up her side of the room, whatever. And the girls swirling her things and the hosts are going like the hosts are parks and into the cameras like saying, OK, oh, no, they're like the camera loves her and she's going to mix things. And all the guys are like, yeah, yeah. And she's like in her early thirties and she's like, right. Oh, yeah. So it was so amazing.

And then the guys actually get bored of talking to her and they go to bed. And there's a shot of her in the kitchen alone with the lights off, doing this with the glass of champagne, dancing alone, dancing alone. And I look to Liana, I'm like, there's your sister. Here's your Japanese counterpart right there. So that's been fun with with with her being there. I enjoyed it. And also over the weekend, sounds like a blatant need to inject life. It sounds like adding poochie to the show.

I think they said that the whole story like, yeah, there's the producers really want to mix things up, but over the weekend also got a bunch of game purchases. Just shout out your first words when I when I flashed the screen. Pokemon Puzzle League. Fuck yeah. Good. Yes. Always, always. Dynamite Denka to Dynamite Decca to always. Yes, forever for me. Official Fighting Vipers to Japanese version will play in the dream cast.

Oh, awesome. That's free. That's you. That's great. You feel that. This is me. Godzilla Generations for Dreamcast, which has a chow like collection system. Obviously like Sonic. I like the box. Loaded for PlayStation. I know that art, but I have no idea what the game is. But I've seen that top down shooter.

Oh, boy. It kind of sucks for fighters. Vigo's Revenge by Bizarre Creations. I've never seen this box. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I've I've I've fingered past that a couple of times. Dragon Ball Z saga. Well, I guess if you have to. That's what I got to.

That's my first word. This is just for me. Tales of Destiny 2. Shocker on the PS2. That box art looks like shit. It looks like it's it's old. Sengoku Basada X. Oh, yeah, that's yeah.

Yeah, it'll be meeting to get there. Yeah, you have to get around to that. Zero zero phantom blood, the action game. Oh, yeah. PS2. I have that one, too. I have it now, too. Yes. Good luck. Fuck you.

I have a show called Hot Import Night. Good Rock. Yeah, that's it. Finally, you didn't import them. You just went to a person and you got them. No, it's like my third. Oh, no, but you got them in the states. That's important. There you go. That's me.

That's important. All right, news. Lots of fun news. Big news fucking finally for large boys. Finally at this one. Finally, finally. It's happening. Capcom is like, yeah, you can do it. Killer seven coming to steam.

I thought this was going to be a different thing because you kept saying finally. Well, yeah, finally, just because like so to announce this killer. So you see how hard he was going on Twitter about this? What did you do? What did you do to retweeting every single fucking thing anyone said about killer seven for like a day and a half?

I was in the room for this announcement, by the way, since this happened. It happened at Momocon. So here's the thing. Suda speaks zero English. Zero say hello. He can say thank you, right? That's fine.

That's a problem when people go fuck this port, put it on consoles and he goes killer seven. And he goes, yeah, killer seven searches for killer seven and starts tweeting negative things about the game. Oh, it's N.I.S.A. America. They make shitty PC ports. Fuck this killer seven retweet retweet. Then you see other things like I'm pro life.

Killer seven. And he retweets it. I hate Suda. Killer seven retweet. OK. That's how much this man does not speak English. This is a good fun. Oh, not only that.

Rasshoppers English Twitter account is also let me in on some of that. They all start retweeting negative things about this announcement. Like this trailer uses dolphin footage. It does because it shows the FPS counter at the top. It sure does. This is not a real trailer.

Oh, no. During the panel, Suda said this is coming out in 2018, which I'm amazed at. I don't think we can do it. Wow. Wait, what? I don't believe this is a very aggressive time frame. OK.

You know what I mean? What is that? Heated. What's weird to say? That being said, awesome. Killer seven is great. And I've been wanting to do a more full-fledged thing with it for a while.

Well, yay. Killer seven's back as opposed to not. Whoa, that's a lot. That's a heavy move. This is a Capcom test. Put it on Steam, see how it does. To me, the wildest thing here is it's not a real trailer, like the FPS counter.

That's what I mean by like he's like. It's literally running. It's literally the old game running on Dolphin. That's why I think he's like, wow, we've started no work. Yeah, because to me, that says the game doesn't exist. There's two of them. OK. We just want to have the show.

I'll be back in a second. I'm just, more than anything, I was always under the impression. You guys want anything from Fridge? No, I'm good. I was always under the impression that because Capcom, because they had to dance around Mask the Smith so much, it always felt as if the Smith is in no more heroes. He wanted him so bad and everything.

And they always had to go MDS or MS or dance around it in all these ways that I ended up feeling like, oh, they must have tried and failed multiple times to get Capcom's rights to put the game back. I think a couple of years ago, famously said, like they'll never be another killer seven thing, because it's, I think, quote unquote, locked in the Capcom vault.

So, yeah, I know, you know, it felt like that was the case. So this is a really surprising one. But he did tease that there's a big drop coming at Momocon, right? Like the announcement. So yeah, that's cool, man. That's cool. I'm happy.

That's that's unexpected with all this news. I also don't believe that'll be out this year. Yeah. I mean, depends on how much of a of a dragon drop it is. And it's like a steam port is always going to need a lot of it's it's I don't know. I don't know. I don't expect that they're going to like redo anything.

Absolutely nothing. He confirmed that he's like, it's going to be in higher resolutions and he's like some modern conveniences. Honestly, that our style supports just getting upscale. Yeah. But just but like, but QA purpose, like, yeah. Like this year would be, wow, that would be really nice. I think this is how I'm saying, do whatever you want, steam.

We don't give a shit. And hopefully if it's as well, maybe we'll put on consoles for you. Yeah. So that's that's fucking that's a rat out of nowhere. It is. We got lots of commoners this week coming to think of it. There's there's there's there's two more. Yeah, right.

Well, fuck it. Let's turn the beat back. Very nice. Kodell Traverson. What's Kodell? I think we're just throwing thick around. Yeah, I think I think that's not an accurate use of the term thick. Kodell. Oh, Cody Kodell Traverson.

So he's he's his trailer dropped and much to everyone's surprise. It was awesome because we get live action. Because at first I was like, that's a really photorealistic phone. That's a really good CG phone. I also thought that. Look at the CG face. Whoa, that's CG phone. Oh, that looks like a CG Kenny Omega.

It's Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega plays Cody in the trailer. Are you familiar with who plays G on the phone? No, it's Austin Green. Oh, I didn't catch that. Oh, they had a little Twitter exchange about it. And it's G on the phone. Fine.

He is the new leader of Adgear. Fine. That being said, I actually, as much as I like Kenny Omega, Cody Rhodes literally looks like Cody. But does not give a shit about video games. Maybe he does. Whereas Cody is Kenny Omega's favorite character. So what?

Kenny Omega has switched from Alex. What are you going to write? You know, Cody Travers in Street Fighter Five. He's now the mayor of Metro City. This is a really nice upgrade for his like storyline. It's very cool. Could everyone like surmise? Like maybe he is maybe he's an assistant.

Maybe he's like a rival. He has had a long journey to become mayor. Multiple time convicted felon, hero of the city. Hagar believed in him, though. And Hagar paved the way. He pardoned him. He did. Of his crimes.

Congratulations. Oh, yeah. You've been selected as the potential winner of today's iPhone 7. Great. That's the best, dude. We got bad needs to stop happening. Yeah.

What do you what do you what? It just happened when you want to. Anyway, so go back in time. The the Cody Street Fighter Five is nice that it officially launched today. The Cody trailer. So here's the thing, too. I noticed it's it's a little nitpick, but it's that.

I think I know. Yeah, the the characters in the DLC packs have almost been split into like I feel like there's almost two animation teams. There's the stiff animation team, and then there's the amazing the Minot and the Minot animation team, right? And the Minot animation team, they the same thing goes for like when you're looking at Abigail's like amazing

animations in some cases. There's a lot of detail going into them, and it looks like Falke and Cody fit into the more stiff animation team and or person or whatever that is. I'm just making that up. But the point is, is that he looks stiffer and a little bit. That's a bit like I was the one bummer. I was going to say, I agree with Max on this, like, man,

that's a pretty good trailer. I like some of the stuff he's doing. I really hope that super is an edited super and there's more to it other than just a criminal upper. It's not a criminal upper anymore. It's a criminal punisher. That's cool. That's that might be the most basic super in the game.

No, thank you. Zangiefs is worse. Zangiefs is worse because Zangief has had elaborate shit. Yeah, it's one suplex. And then he forces you harder into the ground. It's true. That I don't mind the giant criminal upper as Cody super in this because it reminds me of Joe Higashi.

That's true. I think it looks cool. I said on Twitter, like, thank God, I think I talked about this last time we talked about Cody, but I'm like, please just have a basic Final Fight costume. Yeah, not only have like that weird one that he had in Street Fighter 4, he had tribal tats. I'm like, what the fuck is that?

I'm super happy with this costume. Not only do they have all the original basic looks, but they have the damage versions as well when you put in the code and you can drop the jailbird, you can drop the top part down for a tank top. Someone was saying it's like you're in. So he's got that as well. There's a lot of great things about this. But the best thing is the idea that that pipe sits in the mayoral office.

I'm like a little plaque that says in case of city troubles or what have you. Or how about the fact that when he's wearing the Haggar outfit, it's not his own version of the. He stole his. He stole it. It's literally Haggar's pants because they don't fit and you see his boxers underneath now because I'm me, I zoomed in on his boxers and it looks like it's that little ship that Capcom has for Jenny.

OK, yeah, I think OK, it's hard to see it. But like maybe, you know, and the idea that it's like, so what, why would Cody become mayor? Because it's the only thing that's slightly less than boring. So at the end of the day, I'm getting final fight sequels. Yeah, you know, there's story. They're pushing. Yeah, and if Mag Gear exists as well, his moveset looks fantastic.

Not just I don't mean I don't mean from a game play perspective because I'm not super in the five, I wouldn't know. But like he's got his double kick from his final fight move. Yeah, that that tornado. I think it heals his life a little bit. I originally thought our car. I'm thinking, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. I originally thought that tornado.

No. Oh, that's stupid. I originally thought that shows how Cody's a guy. Yeah, I originally thought that tornado projectile was new. But no, it's from Final Fight Ness, which I never played. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like and he's got his his bread and butter target combo is like punch, punch, knee, knee, throw. Yeah, he's got he's got all of it there.

And he like it seems like the trailer is mostly showing you his V trigger stuff, though, right? So I want to get the full breakdown on like does each like version of his kicks do the slide the middle and then the upper? Like it seems like so it seems like it is going to be that. But like I want to get the details on his normal moves more. He's got the zonk knuckle. So yeah, and he just he looks fucking sharp in the mirror.

The mirrors suit. I love Cody and I'm happy that everyone's happy about Cody, but there's something in this in this situation, Cody, that like becomes nearer to dear to my heart. And it means that Q is possibly like like some bullshit that came out of Matt. Where did that detail come from with it being specifically? It came from Austin Creed.

Oh, he tweeted. OK. Yeah. OK. Like that's that's totally G on the phone. Nice. And if G has something to do with Q, maybe. Does that mean that that Q is the anti-Cody that escaped here? I mean, it's it's early. Who knows? Weird. We'll see. Oh, I didn't see a screen. I didn't see the screenshot of him in other costumes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of those came out the end of the trailer showed off all four. There's not a screenshot of him in the final fight one. It's just OK. Yeah, yeah, no screenshots of all of them. OK, I didn't look at the cap on your new post and his like Super Tux white jacket server outfit with giant hands. It really it really very dry hands. It really fills my heart to see like the Bay Area stage of of like,

you know, it's in Street Fighter Five, but it's from Final Fight. And just Final Fight character in Final Fight Stage fighting. Yeah, fighting Final Fight villain with Final Fight Music. Oh, shit, son, that looks so bad. What do you what do you want? We can have a Cody versus Abigail on that stage and you can pretend for a couple of minutes. I can. It's like it's as much as you're getting, you know,

and it ain't bad if you're a Final Fight fan, except if you're Kamiya because because the default Cody being a DLC is not good enough. Oh, fuck off. Kamiya, you crazy. Yeah, man. Cody, Cody, excite, big excite. I do kind of wish it was a bit sooner. Like June 26th, but what can you do? They don't want to probably compete in terms of shit with the anniversary thing that's coming out tomorrow.

That's true, too. Yo, Third Strike tomorrow, it's coming out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many Third Strike launches will we have in our lifetimes? Hopefully until we die for four. Yeah, a lot of them. I dreamcasts. I think I can count the anniversary.

OK, CPS three, Dreamcast, PS two anniversary, online edition. Yeah, yeah. Then, of course, in the other fighting game, it's not quite Cody, but it is Quasimodo comes to Omen of Sorrow. So for that trailer. Yeah, sure. Sure. He was missing from the roster. A lot of people were asking, where's Quasimodo? Quasimodo. Oh, yeah, totally.

Do you know that I just Alba is going to star or maybe not as Quasimodo, but in a Quasimodo? I thought you were going to say he's going to be in this game as a voice, and I was going to just fucking quit. OK, he doesn't look that bad, honestly. Now he's got some interesting moves. He's got some weird. Yeah, he's he's the weird freak pick, but it's a game of all freaks.

So, you know, anyway, don't talk to Quasimodo players. Quasimodo, he's got his cool like arm tech as well that he had in the original in the Notre Dame. Yeah, punch back. Oh, are we are we going to get Esmeralda there, too? You know, like, I love it. My favorite non-princess Disney princess. Yeah, Omen of Sorrow continues to be a thing.

Yeah, it's getting a physical release on PS4. That's weird. It's very weird. I swear. What's all this? No, it's all damn damn shit about Smash Bros. What's this rumor rumor? What's this rumor rumor? So it seems like heavy rumors, heavy,

sopping even that ice climbers, perhaps, and Ridley and Simon Belmont might make it into smash. Ridley has been a rumor for decades now. Ice Clambers is a total non-surprise because this is 4.5, right? Like it's like this is what we're getting. No, there's still no word on it. Simon Belmont to me is very like that almost makes me think it's real

because it's like fuck Kojima still. But we want a Konami ID in there. Dream Mix fighters can get Simon. Yeah, smash can get Simon. I know. I'll be down for Dracula DLC, says Destructoid, not really. He's in two horror fighting games right now. We don't need him in Smash as well. But you would want Ridley, but have you ever been like,

yeah, he's too big. Don't strike me down. I would like to see how they would do it. No, I'm not like there's always been that Ridley's too big argument. And I'm like, but I like the character enough that I'd rather just see them figure it out. But what would you prefer? Would you prefer to be big or do you prefer to be like Bowser? I would accept the result.

Either way, you don't care. It's not a huge deal to me. Being big might make him super awful. So, you know, I like if they had to make him a bit smaller to make it work or her anyway, whatever. I was just in Ridley's intro, Ridley's with a small and smallening beam. Yeah, yeah, done. And this rumors by a leaker that has leaked stuff that's totally been a thing.

He's like, oh, I he's been at the head of the head of this rumor. In that room, they turn out to be true. So that might be come to fruition. I don't know. And I guess slightly related, but not really. If you want to talk about big and being bigger than. Yes, you know, what makes you big wearing a first suit? That's right. Hmm. Makes you strong.

Is this an ad? This is a sonic fashion line. Sonic Fox, one combo breaker wearing a full first suit. He's getting stronger every time. It's not not to just not much to the elves, besides like he's gotten his full first suit as a great photo. There's a great photo of him popping off. But like the full outfit with the mask and everything is

is there and it's fucking it's amazing. You don't got to like it, but you do got to respect it. Yeah. He's he's come and he's arrived. I don't know if there we go. I'm trying to try to find a feel of like that's a good photo. Yeah, first suit with with with holding the award and get bodied. Everybody for real.

For real, we have an FGC player who's winning big with weighted clothing. Actually on actual weighted clothing, see through that shit. His perspective is slightly limited. He's muffled. It's hot in there. I like I don't know where he can see through. Maybe I hope maybe it's the eyes, but I don't know. But it's like usually never is.

Oh, he's bodying fuckers with a handicap. Goichi. Anyway. Yeah, that was amazing. That was really good. Motherfuckers. That's strong on top of the world. Oh, man, can't stop him. Like you say, he's getting more powerful.

Big ups, big ups to leisure suit. Larry, you mean like boners? Yeah, Larry Laffer is coming back with a new art style that makes him taller. Wet dreams don't dry. See, I saw that and I was like, oh, that's funny. And then I was like, oh, D4 is super dead. You know, that's how you do it.

Right now we're watching a trailer that's in live action. I want to play that. Oh, like super late shift like super. What's a super seducer? Yeah, but Larry, when I I saw this trailer, I also thought it was going to be an FMV game. And I was like, oh, that would be a crazy way to go. And I was like, that's awesome.

And then I saw that it was a 2D game. I was like, well, he's got the Oreo milk bar. Those things are, you know what? Fuck, you just made it like a thing that we're not going to get. That would have been so much better than what we did get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Lee is just who Larry just reinventing itself so much cheaper and faster would be amazing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But yeah, he's coming back apparently. That being said, though, like the original. I'm not sure if Larry has aged all that well in terms of concept. We'll have to like let's say they avoid the pitfalls that 3D realms did not avoid with Duke Nukem. They big they didn't not only did they not avoid it. They swerved into them.

The only thing, though, is that like what the switch to live action. If that were a thing is that like leadership Larry, especially seven, was known for its like really good animation. So it's like you're you're like it was like kind of pioneering some stuff in animation. And then all of its bad 360 sequels that had shit animation with his nephew or whatever. Yeah, yeah, I like that a lot. Right, right, right. Yeah, no, I couldn't believe this when I saw that.

I'm like, really? Having said the screenshots of stuff that I've seen, like it's a really good look. I like the change in art. I like like a taller like because leisure is like two feet tall. He's yeah, he's like the well, he's like barely goes up to women's crotch, which I guess is kind of. But now he looks more like a like I've seen that a human. I think I think I was in the Uber with that guy this morning.

Oh, I'm wondering if it's the original or if it's back to the kid on the fucking way here. The fucking driver had to take my call from his Tinder date. Weird, that was super weird, man. I remember playing like a like one of the earlier Leases to Larry games at a friend's house and I was just like, why shouldn't be doing this? Oh, no. And it was like one of the Amigo ones where it was like, you're in a hot tub with a girl and you're trying to click everything and she's like, no, get out.

Yeah. And I was like, this is like this is like that was probably so hard. So that was probably five or so. Yes, 90. Because I remember like my like it was just we bought a computer and it had a bunch of games pre-installed on them, like all of the leadership. It had it had a couple games. It had Leisure suit.

Like it had three Leisure to Larry three. That's the first time I'd ever encountered it was just like this was there. It had that's where the love obsession was born. Well, because it had so many point and clicks, honestly. So like my first time getting ever exposed to point and clicks was this computer that had that it had police quest. Yeah, it had booty call. It had, of course, the indie games and what was it?

God, was it like there was this one where you play like a Victorian lady or so solving crimes? I think was it like I forget. But it was a bunch. There was a bunch of them on there that like kind of introduced me to that. Your mom like Leisure suit, Larry. Yeah, well, she didn't know. That was me with her. That was me and my brother.

You should do fall. Laura bow. That's what it was. It was Laura bow and the dagger of Amon Rai, I think. Yeah, maybe. That was a good as an old ass game that we play to play agony with your mom on your channel. But yeah, learning of what Leisure suit, Larry was slowly, as we just thought it was any other point and click.

And then it's like, oh, this has the dick jokes, Teehee. And then and then you have to like peek around the corner to quit as fast as you can, which when love for sale came out, they had a the boss button, which was for a hard minimize and a solitaire like game opening up type of thing. Like, anyway, with that LP series of Willie's mom would be called. Don't know what you're messing with. What you're messing with. Absolutely.

Or Dante's Inferno. Don't know what you're messing with. It's kind of long. You'd have to probably be called what you're messing with. Yeah. What you're messing with. Question mark. Well, mess it with what I'm saying.

I'm saying what you're messing with. Like Dash's title. So it's like, yeah, this is what we're messing with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, no, yeah, I expect that next week. That's good. Yeah, I'm excited for this. This is from. Don't count it out.

This is from the from the lady who. So Willie's concerned that this is happening. Who was grimacing while I showed her hacka. The the tongue sticking out was a bit too much. So you know who sticks their tongue out? The devil. Yes, actually. Jesus never stuck his tongue out. No, he didn't.

No. Well, anything could have happened in the the early years. Oh, you mean that 17 year fucking gap? We don't talk about that. He was banging sluts all day. Good job, Jesus. Yeah, it was interesting. Like I met a couple of West West Coast people over the weekend.

I was like, how do you feel to be in the Canon time zone? The time zone that Jesus lived in, right? Right. That he performed miracles in this time zone, not yours. You never saw them. But we did. And they're like, Matt, please leave. That's all I got.

What's coasters are so sensitive? Very sensitive. Sensitive people about their bad in and out burgers. It's unfortunate that they live on a coast that makes them so sensitive with how bad it is. They're living in the past and it makes them upset. Hey, you know, it's back. What's that?

Terry Jerome. Fuck off. Yeah. Please help out this Kickstarter. Everyone it's doing badly. I actually showed Matt this a couple of weeks ago. Or maybe like a week or two ago because these folks actually were like, hey, you want to see what we're doing?

And I was like, OK, Terry Jerome, the fighting game featuring all the monsters from all the royalty free monsters from the monster universe. You don't have to pay for is. So, yeah, the guys that made the original one are making a full fledged sequel that do not. That does not use movie monsters. It's more like original takes on the finest monsters.

Money doesn't need to buy. Yeah, you're right. Frankenstein, Van Helsing, Dracula, much like Omen or Sorrow. And unlike Terry Jerome one, it doesn't use like a bad killer instinct render style. Use the actual 3D models look quite good. That's what she has a goddamn act. There's Slenderman. Slenderman is in it.

Yes. Oh, that's cool. No, no, no. So this game is this is a Teradrome, Rain of Legends, Rain of the Legends. It's looking for one hundred and twenty eight. It's based in Montreal, Canada. Oh, is it being made in our city? Former Ubisoft employees being made right here.

There's an economic on basically. Um, yeah. Well, I just skip a little head to that footage. I like Slenderman. Sure. It looks a lot better than the first game did to. Oh, hell, yeah, it does. So each character has like a gimmick, kind of like injustice where they have like a like a resource that they can use

and like maybe two or three times a match. And and yeah, I'm like, wow, that looks way better than the first. Animation looks on par or possibly better than. An injustice. It's there. It's right there, except for Sasquatch can call down animal friends. Yes, that's a throw. There's wall jumps and stuff. So yeah. So anyway, like we took a look at the first

Teradrome way back in the day. Did we not? Yes, we did. I want to say it was Halloween Fist of Cuffs. Yes, spooky cuffs. Yes. So, uh, yeah, you can go check out that. Never, man. Oh, it's such a good game to see what the first game looked like. But, um, yeah, there's a here we go.

Matt's dreams come into life with fuck off with the clown name. The fucking clown name instead of being it is this. I mean, it's like because I can't be. Nickel wise is because nickel wise has been done, right? No one cares. What about nickel fool? We already there already is a nickel wise. Yeah, there is.

People like the Tokyo Mirage Sessions beating everybody to the punch. But, you know, check out this Kickstarter. Like there's a demo you can play. I think maybe if we can maybe take a look at it real quick, there's not a lot of characters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we've got when we've got like a decent sort of roster to go through, we'll definitely have a big fucking fan

of this Kickstarter trend of like, if you're not sure about the game here, we made a little piece of the game for you. Please try it. Ed Boon is going to be really late to the party. There gets his horror game idea off the ground. Yeah, well, like three games might settle for. He does. He does have like 35 years of experience making fighting games.

Might settle for K.I. versus M.K. Might settle for that. Because quite frankly, like, yeah, there's a. So I finished prior package. That thing's ready to go. Anyway. This game looks cool. Yeah, it does.

It does. And last but not least, this is just fucking hilarious. This is just funny because like there's not a ton of details about the new Terminator stuff, but all everyone knows is James Cameron. James Cameron is involved again, as is the director of Deadpool. As is Linda Hamilton is involved again as well. But like alongside that, please go through this story. Specifically, Emilia Clarke, a.k.a.

Khaleesi, yes, Sarah Connor and Genesis was extremely relieved when the movie failed because it meant she didn't have to commit to the sequels that they planned. And because there was an interview, basically, why would you sign up then? No, you'll see because it is a big, big movie payday, you know, you'll see that. Why? But apparently it's because the set was awful. It was so disastrous to work at that the crew of Fantastic Four that was filming nearby, yeah, allegedly made jackets that said at least were not on Terminator. There's a man on Twitter that Wow, there's a man on Twitter that confirmed

the story, saying I did work on Fantastic Four. Here's a picture of the jacket that's what was so bad about the set. Apparently, like the producers and director were all just fucking battling and going at each other's throats all the time. Oh, that's the worst. Alan Taylor, who who directed Thor Dark World in a number of Game of Thrones episodes, she said about him. He got eaten up and chewed chewed out on Terminator.

He was not the director. I remembered he didn't have a good time. No one had a good time. So the idea nice to Arnold and like Arnold, yeah, you nailed the take. Arnold, go back to your trailer. But everyone else, they were like, fuck you. So like when the plan was for this to be a trilogy and it bombed and they canceled everything, she was relieved that she didn't have to return.

That's ridiculous. Yeah, that's absolutely ridiculous. To be fair, you have to think about like if you say like, well, like why would you? It's like you sign up for it and then you start filming. And then it's like, oh, oh, this is a nightmare. But you've signed up for it, right? That's how that's the timeline on that. Jeez, why did I write that contract in blood?

Time to go back in time and then do it. If only there was a way to do that. Look, and in the same article, you see a giant picture of Hansel's face going, I made how little money? Oh, yeah. Well, that's another story. That's another story for another day. Let's take some emails. Well, before you do that, oh, did you see the stuff about the Resident Evil

2 remake that rely on horror was talking about? Was it that the the camera or the camera would be? It's where the camera would be. It's about what type of. Yeah, I did. I did catch some of that. So basically rely on horror as a huge horror website, basically, or a fucking Resident Evil fan site. But I remember checking them years and years ago is saying that

somebody got in touch with them, saying that one, Resident Evil 2 remakes going to be 83 and two, that can't come and eat something at E3. That well, there's probably people are saying like, there are people coming out of the woodwork now saying DMC five is going to be there for sure. We'll say Daniel, Daniel South, Southward is his name, says he's going to E3. And he's not working on any other games. Never rely on horrors, ROH, which is that we were was making that weird

Resident Evil fan game that we talked about weeks ago. They're really in there. They're basically saying like the perspective has been determined to be over the shoulder and but with classic elements, whatever the fuck that means and that it Capcom is pushing it to be like a 4K game on PlayStation 4 that scales dynamically resolution wise between each room. Is this from a source that's confirmed things before? This is from our source, quote unquote, OK.

And apparently it's going to be using the same kind of scanning technology that they use for RE7 to make it look photorealistic. And if the room that they're running is just too high detail, they'll kick the resolution down for just that room. That's a lot of very specific technical. It sounds like a nightmare to record it for our purposes. But like the level of specificity to that weird leak as opposed to like bigger, more general details makes it sound a bit like, yeah, that could be real.

It also talks about like if someone came if you got a leak for a game that was like you're still waiting on details about it and then you get details or it's like this is how the music engine is going to process action and how the sound effects are going to play out. You're like, OK, yeah, OK, someone on the fucking sound team is. So there's there's more in here. They talk about they say the developers are very aware of how fucking confused people were by Chris in RE7 and how Chris looks absolutely nothing like Chris.

Both versions of and that they are making many efforts to make sure that Leon, Claire and others look like much more similar to their original versions, many and it says that I bet you Leon's is going to look like RE4 Leon again, or six Leon. Probably the most interesting thing that I want it to be true. The most is that apparently the dev team brought in old people who used to work on RE2 and RE4, who had left Capcom to come in and work on it. Interesting, which is that sounds unlikely, but interesting.

It's like, listen, I want this to be a classic camera angle, but I understand that a stylized behind the back shoulder thing is also great. And people want that. Would you be OK with that? I'd be OK with that because I'd be OK with that. Fuck you. I don't I don't give a shit what you're OK with. Well, like Matt gets to have this conversation with me. You know what I'd be OK with it. I'd be OK with it.

You know what I'd be even more OK with? Shut your fucking mouth. Shut your fucking mouth. I don't want to hear from people like you fucking talking about Curse of the Moon today, Mr. Fucking Castlevania starts at simply your life. Chronicles. Fucking shove it. We get to we get to enjoy some dark side chronicles every once in a while. I'm on board that part. I would be even disappointed that it's an umbrella chronicle making

already to when they already did it. They did it so well. I don't know what I mean. Quite frankly, we got we got two chronicles in the best viewpoint possible. First person. No rail. Yes, I would be. We know it would be OK with it as long as it was still good. But I would be disappointed that it wasn't the old camera angle. But I like I'm not going to sit here like same the same way that I was

with RE4 where I said, I don't want that. I want this other thing. Well, here's the thing. And then if it's really good, I'll be like, this is the thing. Do you can you acknowledge that you're also fighting against impossible nostalgia? That no, I like that that style, dude. OK, I would love new games in that style. Yeah. Also, it's a remake of a game from 98. Nostalgia has its place.

Well, I know what I know what I mean is what I mean is that do you do you like feel that there's always room for the nitpick depending on how it's executed? Like if if there's going to be a nitpick, the ever loving shit out of this, because it's that thick. I don't know any game better than I know this one. Yeah, exactly. So it's definitely going to fall into that category with love.

OK, so you're not just because I'm going to nitpick it. That doesn't mean I'm not going to enjoy. So that's some things like you're not in the category of like it's dead to me now. Fuck you. It's different. Absolutely not that ridiculous. OK, but I would I would much prefer that old mode. Can you blame me for asking that? Yes, because there's a possibility you could have been that person.

Yes, you're absolutely. It is a thousand percent possible. You could have been like, you know what, they're ruining it. The camera is different. You are not only being blamed for asking that. People like you are being blamed by me for the reason why this is not the correct camera angle. People that never played that shit or go, oh, the camera is stupid.

Chronicles is how I want to enjoy the thing. Yeah, but like Final Fantasy 7 remake, whenever that comes out, is not going to be the same camera angles as it was. Yeah, which is a bummer, because I feel like that the game. But I haven't heard you complain about that. I complained about it. I didn't hear. Yeah. Well, don't don't start now.

Yeah, I wish it was just like look better. I love pre-rendered backgrounds. I think they look gorgeous and they're cheap. So you can make the characters with aces. That is true. Well, they're not cheap. But you know what I mean, right? They're cheap performance wise.

Yeah, like I see the benefits of both. Unfortunately, just not invested enough to feel strongly one way or the other. The other thing is that when you have a behind the back camera, like the game changes very significantly because like shooting enemies in the head from far away becomes much, much easier than it was. Like in Resident Evil 2, you can't shoot enemies in the head with a pistol. Well, I was going to say, isn't that entire like like isn't that entire game laid out so that the difficulty comes?

Like it will get trivialized if you get a much more traditional like hallway to just like aim and shoot at like zombies coming. Kind of like hard things are hard because of where the camera was. So, yes. So if you look, if you think about the east floor first hallway, Matt, when you go through the doors and you go right straight away. Yeah, yeah, there's a zombie right next to you when you go in that door to your right.

But there's also zombies right next to you on the left. And if you have the auto aim on, it points to the ones at your left and you get bitten by the one to your right. Ouch. So you can't help it. And it's actually extremely difficult to shoot the first one and then have time to turn to hit the next one. That problem doesn't exist in a game with a with a better camera, especially if you can have a quick turn button and do a cool melee strike.

Yeah, like mercenaries. And then in the first floor Western hallway with the stairs, there are zombies coming from behind the camera, like you see your character and the zombies are behind where you are as the camera. And is it safe to assume as well? They're probably just going to rebalance the bosses entirely for that camera. If everything would be you have to. Areas will have to be completely reengineered.

Like the layout will have to be completely different for a lot of things because the game uses a shit ton of long hallways, which is that's going to work. That's all I'm that's all in my brain. Whenever I think of RE2, I think of long hallway zombie walking at you for a while. Yeah, you know, I hope they had a battle royale. That'd be cool. Fucking. I don't care if you get 100. They tried that with many games, like the umbrellas.

Don't worry, gang, I'll nitpick this until it's done. There's not. I mean, there's how many of these are there for you. There's this, there's Silent Hill, there's Sonic. So, but here's OK. You know what, Willie? I'm going to I'm going to answer a question that you forgot to ask because you asked me, hey, is the camera angle going to be the deal breaker for you? And the answer is no, I can still love this game with voice acting.

No, not voice acting music. No, that's the only one who has a chance getting this question right. What feature could be missing from this shit tank and that would cause me to fucking throw it out tank controls? No, man, it's a fucking zapping system. This better fucking have the zapping system. That's the only game to properly use the zapping system. And the zapping system is the fucking greatest replay value addition ever.

OK, you're you have no idea what the zapping system is. It's just scenario A, scenario B. OK, OK. So just having two campaigns. Claire, why is it called the zapping system? Because you zap between characters. That's the stupidest thing you've said all day. Well, I didn't say it. Camilla said it back in 97.

Why don't you trans far some more? No, here's what it is. There's there's two halves of the game, A and B. Yeah, you pick scenario A with Leon, then you finish scenario B with Claire and it's different and has the real ending and extra bosses. Or you can do scenario A with Claire and then do scenario B with Leon. That means there are four different playthroughs of the game depending on the order you do it.

It's great. It's fucking great. There's items that you can pick up in one play through and then leave for the other. Zapping is the zapping system. It's the zapping system. It's great. It's great. It's the worst. So stupid. Zapping is the best. Zapping sucks.

You suck. The name sucks. It's not great. Because you're not zapping between zapping. Zapping implies implies are zero, where you you were literally zapping between Joey and Rebecca. But this is just like play the entire game, then select the other character. And there's like there's no zapping about it.

Matt, how can we push for the zapping chronicles? How can we get this started? No, no, it fortunately acts the zapping system, which a lot of people have been asking for for a while for them to remove that feature. You know, so gladly they they they listen to all that you can hide. You can hide your umbrella chronicles files underneath a pylon. Yeah. And then in scenario B, you can shoot the pylon to get you can't shoot it No, no, it's you turn on the BOW gas in scenario A.

And then the enemies got stronger in scenario B. So you pay for having to make the first play through easier. But wouldn't wouldn't like over the shoulder tofu just be like tofu and hunk ridiculous. Not not going to be in the game. I hope they are wouldn't it just be like what would that look like? Well, tofu would be awesome. You can't see. Well, no, you just put it you just put a little further over.

But tofu with the knife, man, over the shoulder. That would actually be a welcome improvement. Yeah, tofu is the shit. Tofu survivor, man is a shit, but. All right, take some emails. Take some emails. You have an email about how much you hate the zapping system. Oh, my fucking god, what are you going to send it to super best friend cast at gmail.com.

It's my favorite system ever in a game. You hate it. It's my favorite. Will you please make up an email about how much people hate the. I was an 11 year old child and it was my favorite. I got so much value out of those games. It's the zapping. Please tell me there's a hate zapping.

Yeah, we got one coming in from Zapps sucks. Shut up. You're just inventing an email in your mind. No way. Look at me. No, no, no, no, no. You're gonna make me fucking cry. We got one coming in here from TJ says, dear super ultra true

French limited after spending a ludicrously long time customizing a character in a game. I think it's important to have a good track to hold back the utter insignificance of my work, whose face I'll never see. My favorite moment is in tech and tech tournament two when dressing up my fighter dolls. That's a good one. Your son said, I think it's called. It's really good.

Do you have any favorite tracks from dressing up your characters? And if so, why? I guess you mean what? Also, keep it up. My brain goes to a lot of places. Soul Calibur three had some kind of mystical. You're creating your adventure music. Yeah, I think all the later one.

I like a hip hop beat when I'm making a character like Def Jam or or. And I'm looking at you on this. Yeah, what better music to create a character to than the Smackdown mall? I would put it on the air and it's like it's what would be dig dig dig diggity dog. No, no, no, dig diggity dog is main menu. Smackdown mall, it switches beats up totally. OK, for sure.

The Smackdown mall is different. That's when you're just browsing through. No, but in but that's where the car section is. It is. It's in this for sure, for sure. Because because you you're hearing it for a while. It goes. You listen to that. Yeah, you're listening to. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

See, that's good. I like that. Yeah. That's what I can think. It has to be something not too obtrusive and you don't get sick of. So all those are good. Yeah, if you guys didn't have any others. And yeah, that's fine. That's fine.

Let's go with. They're super best. Whatever new name. Sure. Long time listener. Something typical. Wally searching through email, looking through actual question noises. Here we go. In regards to last week's Platfest, where Donnie was found to be the best turtle.

And when I was a kid, he was my favorite because I knew that against humans and living enemies, Leo and Raph had to hold back their full potential. That level of violence can be shown on a cartoon. Have you ever met a game to your enjoyment of a character in a similar level? Duh, man, where they have to hold the only reason this guy doesn't because he's too good for the show. And that's why he's the best. I don't know.

No, man. I always picked the best one right away. We like Oro and Cody because they're holding back. Yeah, we wouldn't care as much if they weren't. Yeah. Oro would be nobody if he didn't have his arm behind his back. Done and done. Yeah, I know that.

Is there any other fighting in cares that like hold themselves back? There are many, none of which we can think of right now. Yeah, they're not Cody and Oro. And Cody's not holding back anymore. Does that mean he's just the best now? He might be holding back. We don't know. Yeah, he's the mayor. He can't. I think he might have to hold back.

He can't still have too hard. I think he might have to hold back the most. Yeah. Well, the other the other thing is that in Cody's trailer, he's so laid back. He's so chill about it. So happy. Got a big smile. Deskwork is not his kind of thing.

Um, Slayer. Slayer is Slayer. Slayer's good. Slayer. Yep. Yep. Any character that hits the ground that is like, ah, you got me. Yeah, it was good. I guess you got me.

That was cute. It was you knocking me down. That was cool. A lot, a lot of guilty gear doing that, actually. All right, we got one from Kevin. He says, hey, super best crew. How do you know? I always have a habit of making female characters in games

that let you in games that give you multiple classes like Dragon's Crown. I'll pick a female barring somewhat hype shit from one of the dudes. I noticed that when it comes to creating a character, Pat tends to choose male. Woolly tends to choose female. Matt chooses hater, fistinator. My question is, do you have a policy when it comes to choosing

what to play as is a game specific genre specific or whatever? Game specific. I have no specific. Well, actually, I don't have no specific. I have infinite specific criteria that appears random. But like, so when I play fun, if I play a team game, I want it to be 50 50 on on absolutely every possible criteria. So I want to have like, say,

fun, fancy tactics, I have one physical guy, one physical girl, one magic guy, one magic girl, et cetera. If it's if it's supposed to be a self insert, it's going to be a tall fit looking version of me. Yeah, I have a very specific one as well, depending on it. Like genre changes it to a degree, but most for the most part, I try to make something that looks exactly like me in real life. And if it's terrible or doesn't often and doesn't support

like anything that I would need to make myself, then I make a girl. Yeah, that's it. That's literally all it is. Like the way you described it to me with Monster Hunter is like, if I can't be me, I'll be the OC. Yeah, done and done. Like if the melee class is a man or a woman, I'll like this matter. I'll usually go for the melee class.

Like, for example, dragons, dragons crown. I think when we did the video, I wanted to be the Amazon, but I didn't get her. Some of you or someone else picked Amazon. So I was like, I wanted to take her. But I'm like, I'll take fighter then. Even though I don't particularly care for the fighter design. There's gameplay is fine.

But I'm like, yeah, I wish I was the Amazon in general. And but it just depends who's the most melee ish of them all. Yeah, I think it's usually them. Like, even though I love the sorceress, I'll never pick her to play. It's weird to play the same thing with the wizard. So yeah, I got that. I got that. You'll read the email, please.

They're super tick of sleep. Killer seven. Weird question. But what a white haired black character transformation consists of his hair turning black with a slight gray aura. I feel like it would work, but it would be cheap. That's for guards. Yeah, no, no.

I say no, not at all. I think because yeah, if you think about white haired black characters, the race that only exists in anime. Yeah, you know, you'll get old one day. Yeah. But the cool young kids having that look. Yeah, that's like Elena or Loran from Tourney Gundam. It's usually almost it's not quite.

It's a shade of gray, right? And Elena is like white, but it's not white, white. No, it's it's a shade of gray. And the and the the low lights are actually light blue, right? It's always a specific cool gray with a little bit of blue there. Absolutely. And that's so that when the transformation does occurs, then you can go all white, like full glow.

Yeah. So it is it's still a power up. The rules, the rules are the same there. Those get the sparklies and the lightnings. No, that's what really matters. OK, so here we go. Here's one from Steve. Hey, there's two twos.

I'm twenty one. I live with my little sister. She's eight. She's been showing an intense interest in games. She watches me play on my computer, always asking questions. Mm hmm. Play playing. You just shoot Larry watching kid friendly YouTube

Let's Plays and has gotten into playing some crap. You're a low budget simulation games on her iPad. It's been something of an obsession for her. She neglects things she's supposed to do, though, isn't very social and doesn't seem passionate about things besides games. Yeah, I find myself very conflicted and want to think about this. On the one hand, if I was her age, I went through this. When I was her age, I went through the same pattern and it was relatively safe.

I was relatively safe lifestyle, never gotten any trouble or anything like that. My work ethic suffered, however, in its school at home. I've never been keen on talking to other people that much. My main options consist, but I'm seeing that there's a risk of her turning out a lot worse than I did. It's always possible. Every generation. I'm seeing, yeah, so my main options consist of either

forcing her to quit games called Turkey, which would be a dice roll. That's not bad. It's bad. I could let her remain as she is and let her find her own way. I could take a more active role in her gaming life and introduce her to newer, better stuff, help her find more enjoyment out of it at the risk of her going full blown. Yeah.

Deep stuff, but I'm wondering what you guys would do or what you think of that situation, basically. So I'm like, yeah, that's that's interesting, because I've always been the younger sibling. I've never had to really think about that. And also, like, I clearly went way harder on video games after a certain point. Same here. When my brother fucked off.

Exactly. I'm so so hard to say. But I assume that I feel like if you're it depends on the age, but I think there's a decent point where the whole like parental daily limit thing you can actually use to a degree. If you're like, if you're neglecting other stuff that you should be doing because you're going super too way too hard, then you can actually start using that where you go, all right, well, you can ration your time on it.

So and then you're, you know, and that would automatically sort of address a lot of my suggestion to you is that you say, hey, congrats, you can play your video game for 10 hours or whatever, because kids can go forever, right? And then near halfway of that, you hook up a hose and you spray them with water and you're like, you smell now, you have to go take a shower because the you can't just play video games all day. You have to do your chores smelly. What I'm all and then and then you make them do their chores.

I'm also thinking that just on a completely separate thing, if I had a time limit to my shit, the way I'd play games would change so hard. Probably like when you imagine, you know how you play games on the Sunday that you have to return the rental? Yeah, you're barely playing it. That kind of happens all the time and it might not. You might not enjoy your shit that much, you know, but it's a thought. Maybe it's like make it a random time on that day. You never know what's going to happen.

You might have all day. You might have like an hour once you wake up. But the main thing is if you've got shit to do that, you've got to find a way to like make sure that doesn't get ignored. And like, yeah, when you're super young, obviously, that that can be. I don't know. Like kids don't listen to fucking shit all anymore. So it's like, but if you lock an iPad out, they got to listen to that.

I've never, you know, whenever parents were like, go outside and play. I'd go outside and play. But the whole time, I was like, I can't wait to get back in there and play some goddamn video games. Yeah. You know, like just just call it. Yes, just let you only you'll only sew the seeds of hate. It's the only thing that will happen at the end of the day. They'll eventually want to defeat you.

They'll eventually want to. Oh, here's what, you can play video games, but only if you can defeat me in video game of your choice. Ah, so you can take as many tries as you want. Yeah, but you have to. But every time they lose, they have to do one extra tour around the house. So that's that's that's that's that's gambling. See, that's so that's win win.

Because then if they if you stop them super hard, you don't even have to live your life anymore, they can just do all the work for you. And then you can play video games. That's starting to trend into illegal. So there's like there's there's a corner that I've been seeing pictures of at certain certain tournaments where you have the fit GC, where it's like you go and you run casual sets and fighting games. But like depending on the results, you have to do different

like exercises, push-ups, set ups and things like that. And like it's it's working in, you know, like like that that activity into your gaming. And one thing that does currently exist with the Montreal anime community, specifically the air dashers, they have a thing where I might have described this before, you know when you burst in Guilty Gear, right? It's like you have it like usually at once per round kind of thing. It's a huge thing when you spend it, right?

But you can grab someone out of it. And it's like, oh, no, you fucking like when you grab someone's burst, it's the most disrespectful thing in the world because it's like I own your brain, I own your mind. I stole your soul is what they call it. When you grab a burst, it's called stealing their soul. So if you steal someone's soul, you got to do 20 push-ups. OK, that's that's what happens.

That's the cost of getting your strong. Yeah, when you get your soul stolen, grow a new soul via this process. That's yes. The 20 push-ups will give you a new soul to continue playing. But don't fucking get your shit got otherwise. You've got to you've got to make up for it. It was pretty good. Lastly, a little take one from Cameron.

Hey, Cam, you get the last email. Hope it's good. Better hope. Kia Ora, Matt, Patton, William, Kia Ora, mate. That's a New Zealand thing, right? The in the lovely movie, What We Do in the Shadows. OK, here we go. I wanted you guys just to understand to just to understand this joke.

When they go to Wellington Nightlife, they go to a big club called Big Kumara. This would have not have been funny to you guys, but to all us Wellington locals, it was the funniest joke in the fucking movie because Big Kumara is a seedy, dirty ass student bar that's just kind of like that's it's the dirtiest seedy student bar in the whole city in the movie.

What's your favorite reference or in joke in a piece of media that only you would understand if you're part of a group that it was intended for? Man, I feel like the entire film of Scott Pilgrim qualifies to Toronto, Toronto. Yeah, the books more than anything, though, is the movies say stuff, but the books literally go to honest. Oh, I have one and the big guy I have one. It's a bon cop, bad cop, bon cop.

Yep, is the whole movie. Is like, do you live in Montreal or Toronto? The movies for you specifically. That's you live anywhere else. Well, I don't get it. Why is it talk like that? Yeah, yeah, I'd say that's a big one. I. I always I never confirmed it, but I always felt like in Assassin's Creed One,

when you look out the window and you see the gray, like, like outline of the real. It looks like downtown Montreal. We all said this at a point. It's very clearly never confirmed, but it really feels like it even kind of looks like the area outside of it was fucking exactly exactly like it's it's yeah. Yeah, Deus Ex, Human Revolution.

Why does that building look so stupid? Oh, the big, the biggest tower, the big. Oh, by the way, you're sorry. I you were talking about Assassin's Creed One, Assassin's Creed One. Yeah, I guess what? And fucking Assassin's Creed for you look out so you go to the top of the office and you might as well be like looking out of not not the Olympic Stadium,

but a similar thing where you're looking over like Saint Leonard and shit like that out the window. And it's not like it's not like it's a vague thing. It's like a big open city. Is there a mountain with a cross on it? It would be off to the left kind of. No, but that's in Deus Ex, Human Revolution. When you look at the skybox, I'm pretty sure that's there.

When you're on top of the big, which is our stupid Olympic Stadium that they can't really find a great use for. But in Deus Ex, they're like, it's going to be, I think they say, basically, Muncherall is a telecommunication giant. It's named. It's name dropped in the intro of the locations that. Oh, absolutely. Of Human Rev. Yeah, I'm not sure. In the future, Muncherall would be like in that group.

Makes me very. Unless we start pushing tax breaks for all of us. For everything. Makes me very, very sad that we're. We never got that Human Revolution. Plats, hubble. That would be awesome. But there's still a little bit of there.

Remember, you get like the the emails and the pikes building about like, oh, the the Habs dominated the Detroit Red Wings. If then when you're in Detroit, they're like, if the Red Wings lose another game to the Habs, they might have to throw the team in the garbage because the Habs just kicked their. Oh, man, the Habs. I'm I live in Detroit and I'm a Habs fan. Yeah.

Zareken says so fucking says Zapp Zelda Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons had the best zapping system. It did. There you go. Two games released on the same day. That is actually a form of zapping system. We got another one saying that says Zapp sucks. Thanks, Kaylee. Uh, you know, brief, but effective statement.

I know there's a question that's. Freaked up by Ori two. What's a horror movie that freaked you out too far? My brother movie that freaked you out too far. My brother ran out of the room during the Exorcist. No, Mr. Bugatti is one that as a kid, it was like a Disney movie. It's kind of family friendly, but there was a scary guy in it. I remember being I remember hiding under a table.

Wow. In the kitchen, which is a ways away from the living room. I can't think of I can't think of ever being like scared out of watching a movie. I don't think that's ever happened, but I've definitely had the stuff where it's like you just keep thinking about it for way too long afterwards. Yeah, that's that stays with you. Those emotional scars don't fit. Well, I mean, the cool thing, the cool thing about a quiet place is like there's so many things to think about and talk about afterwards

or you're like, oh, how would this work? How would that work? You know, how would how would the laws apply here? Anyway, coming up coming out. OK, we got got a war coming out. We have nothing new coming out. We got Tokyo Mara sessions coming out and we're about to go record the sad Narok. Somebody said sad Narok.

Somebody is told me that super strong. Yeah, that happened over the weekend. Fucking we're going to go record Detroit right the fuck now. Get that episode out for you. Fuckers by two by nine p.m. Tonight and those three will rotate around each other like a circle made out of triangles. Some people think the name fuck ups are a forced bit. They're not. They're not real. I promise you, they're not.

They're very actually say the wrong thing very constantly off, Mike, all the time. I think we're getting better now. But like in like the last having seen it OK, we had to talk about when and how to record it a couple of weeks ago. And it was not till the end of the conversation where I pointed out like we've been saying beyond the whole time. Yeah, the whole time, the whole time. Yeah.

So I don't want to talk about this. I'm going to talk about it now. I was in an Uber. Yeah, you were an Uber. And a guy was like, so what do you you guys you guys gamers? What do you? Yeah, I've had that talk a couple of times. You do the video game. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. But what do you play? I like to play.

You knew that new God of War. I'm like, yeah, that's good game. I was like, man, I'm playing that fucking Detroit game. Yeah, it's so tight. Yeah, graphics are so great. I'm like, yeah, they're they're good. And he's like, oh, man, like all my friends came over. We're all talking about Detroit, man.

It's crazy. It's going to be the big. Totally, totally. Robots. I have I have I got texts from friends and things like that of like folks that do you know about this? Like apparently it's really good. Yeah, no, basically. And or like, oh, what are your thoughts? Like they just don't have any idea of like the history of image files.

Here's what I fucking thought. And I just thought I'm just like, yeah, like I don't know how to break. I'm not going to break anything to you. But it's more just like it's more just like I'm I'm I'm just I just kind of have to say like, oh, I'm a bit I'm a bit weary based on not liking the guys. Yeah, apprehensive based on not liking the previous work. But we'll see how it goes. I haven't started. I'm pretty excited, you know, yeah.

Blank slate. It's good. It's good. Well, I was going to say also while we're just on that topic, huge shout outs to the crazy folks or person or whoever made Detroit bingo dot cards. What? Yeah, I saw this. What? There's a website. It is Detroit bingo dot cards and you go to it and they took my bingo card

image and they turned it into a generator where you can remix it. You can make a random card based on our the ones we came up with an episode zero. That's amazing. And you can do whatever. And then you can save the card or you can remix the card. You can do whatever and play along. So my saved card.

Yep. Oh my goodness. It's crazy. It's really nuts. Detroit bingo dot cards. People are fucking out there. And they're amazing. Yeah, I was impressed. You people are amazing. I was really like Magic Minority.

I was really impressed. Well, I mean, dude, like people have had a lot to say about these things. About these cards and like some people will be basically hard confirming possibilities. I did over the weekend get not not a spoiler, but just a clarification of who Lance Henriksen actually plays. And I'm like, oh, OK, it's actually different. OK, it's the same, probably. But it's he has a different job.

It's unavoidable that in their excitement, people are sending you like screenshots and bits. I've seen people filled in cards and I'm very excited. I've tried to sift and avoid because I'm like, it's a better LP if we don't know what's going to happen. I can't see myself off totally. I know, I know, I know, I know, you've definitely embraced it. I try to dodge what I can.

I saw something that I just couldn't help but retweet, just screaming, shut up. Yeah, I, you know, I'd rather let it happen. So yeah, we're going to do that. But otherwise, what else is going on? So those LPs continue. Fist Cups 200 is coming up this week as well. Oh, wow. Yeah, we should do something special. No, you're right.

Let's do something lazy. And I found I probably I think the worst trashiest steam game ever and brand new one that just came out of the weekend. I think it should be that. All right. But as I'm just saying, you know, infinite barrel works, man. Yeah, meanwhile, over on Willie versus I'm continuing to play near automata with Liam

and I'm playing Naruto. I saw Naruto showed back up. Ultimate Ninja Storm featuring Reggie. He jumps in at the end in his in his his his final Hokage outfit is pretty good. It was it was good. That was fun. Yeah, that's going to continue. And I got other stuff in the works that will, you know, hit when it hits.

But for the most part, Naruto and near will continue. Those are different. They were very different. They're not really. And they will continue as we go. Both raised questions. Yeah. Hey, Matt, what are you? What are you going on, Matt?

I am continuing my shortened LP of Spider-Man 2 on the Xbox, which I bait and switched and made everyone think I was playing Spider-Man 2 on the PSP, which I thought was funny. And whatever. And a new Palace of Purge episode, Pop 2008 is is on tap. And a lot of pop zero.

Yeah, pop zero. Been wondering, like, what were you, where do you stand on that? And hopefully next week, I can have a Jojo related thing and something very special. I recorded with Pro ZD, some lawn. So I look forward to that next week. Oh, that was some big phoba. You forgot something.

You're also you're also streaming on once. Yeah, I'm streaming Street Fighter Anniversary Collection. A lot of people looked over my shoulder and go, how do you have that when I was playing my switch? Because I preloaded. Yeah, Street Fighter Anniversary Collection, because I've been looking forward to it for a long, long, long time. Because I think like last year, I was like, man,

they need to release all of them. I just the fact that it's officially coming out on PC, like there's an official PC version of all those makes me so happy. Yeah. So I'll be doing that Wednesday at 8 p.m. Matt, my muscles on on Twitch. I'm going to be streaming at some point this week, probably more Dark Souls over at Angriest Pad on Twitch. And at some point in the near future,

I'm finally I finally got this coward to agree. And talking to Ipatch Wolf, who very notably dodged me the entirety of Mag Fest for our first 10 in Third Strike because he is a coward and he is afraid that I will embarrass him. And he has confirmed to me that as soon as he is done, his newest video, I will be able to get him on stream and embarrass him because he is a bad Third Strike player from Ireland.

So please look forward to that whenever I can get ahold of him. Can we look at his Twitter feed? He was like, I don't even play well actually. No, he does. He does. It would be funny if he's like, he talked mad shit at Mag Fest. I didn't hear. But in talking to him, there's a lot of Pat, why are you like this? Stop. Don't do this.

But that's too bad. He talks shit and he ran away. He's going to get beat up. Talk shit, get hit, basically. I don't even know who he plays. Did he mention to you who he plays? I think I asked him and I forgot because it doesn't matter because he's going to lose. Well, sorry, Ipatch Wolf.

I'm excited for that. You know, I'm not excited for what's that. Detroit. That's right. I'm excited. I'm very excited. We haven't even picked what characters we want to figure. We'll figure that all out. I kind of want to take care of it, but we'll see. Yeah, we'll see.

OK, there it is. That's it. Bye. We defeated everybody today. I want to just give a quick rest and peace to John. You're an amazing person and we're going to miss you. Take it easy. You You You