Castle Super Beast - SBFC 250: Those Hoes Of The Storm

Episode Date: June 12, 2018

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And with that, we can start. Thank you, Squarespace. Thank you, Squarespace. Uh, hey, guess what? No news this week. It's E3. What? Nothing.

That's the fucking docket. I got nothing. So... So which website are you going to be using? Well, I will say this. I will say this. I caught up on My Hero Academia because of the impending doom that is the... Yeah, doom eternal looks great.

Yeah, everything's going to be a spoiler forever, so I caught up before the spoilers would hit me, and that's cool. And I watched the first episode of Darling in the Franks, and I thought it was pretty stupid. I have heard... I saw people going like, hey, Darling in the Franks is okay. And then it's getting pretty good. And then all of a sudden, everyone started saying, oh, the most recent Darling in the

Franks. And I saw Jeff put up a video called How Darling in the Franks Wrecked Its World Building. Yeah. So all I know is that first episode was pretty dumb, and apparently there's been like five episodes almost now with no robots in them. So everyone's like, what is happening? But anyway, that's all. Make the girl bend over so the robot go.

Pump the ass. That's a thing. No. There's ass pumps. That's the concept. It depends. Just when you say it, raw. Yeah, ass pumps for robots.

The guy grabs the girl's ass pump, but sometimes the girl grabs the guy's ass pump. Everyone grab whatever. Let's grab E3. Maybe you can hold on to it. Grab E3's ass pump. Here we go. What's going on? I saw Dave Lang's ghost.

I saw it for a second, but I might have been... You fade it out. Okay. What the fuck is happening at E3 this week? Dave Lang's ghost is the final spirit, Aki. All right. That's good. We can just, okay, Square Enix and Platinum Games announce Babylon's Fall for PS4 PC.

What is it? We don't know anything about it. What do we know about this Babylon's Fall thing? This article says, here's the trailer and that's it. Yep. There's now a yard and a logo and there's a Twitter account and it has the trailer and the art and the logo. So new thing.

By Platinum's. Platinum's done. Do it. We have a base interest level there. What's weird is to introduce your world with a timeline. That's the first thing that we saw of this entire... Yeah, it was like everything was fine, but then it, oh no, it got fucked. Look at all this law.

Yeah. I mean, again, we just saw this in Square, so there's not much we could say. Let's go, like, I guess we can just skip the Square related stuff. Well, just... We just did it. Loser, Divinity Original Sin 2, belongs to August 31st, where that was already known. Okay. That was, yeah.

Lost Paradise, Fist of the North Star. Is that a DLC campaign? No. Are you serious? Lost Paradise? No. Are you being for real right now? This is the name of Yakuza Yakuza's.

Oh, that's the American name. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Does it have the logo go down? Yeah. Because it has a really sick American logo. Scroll down. Scroll, scroll.

Up until now, I've seen the Hokuto Ga Gotoku. Okay, well... I didn't know that that was it. It shows a really cool American logo. They're not going to name the Hokuto No Ken game as like a dragon Hokuto Fistime. Did they name it? Today. They named it last night in a retail leak.

Okay, so I didn't catch news from last night. Oh my God, Wooly. Has it been at all since? Oh my God. No, no. It's like, what DLC campaign for what? I have no idea. It doesn't say, there's no reference to Yakuza in that title, so I didn't know that.

They just threw the words Lost Paradise in it. But a DLC campaign for what, Wooly? I have no idea. Because you said the Musou game, and that game was out like 60 years ago. I didn't mean... That was another conversation I didn't make, Musou. This is just footage. Everyone seemed before Skrull to the very end.

Look at that logo. That's a really good logo. Wow. There's no dragon in there at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Lost Paradise, because they go to this magical world called Eden that has electricity and casinos like we've seen before. Yeah, I think that the finding thing is that it has like a running power plant or a water

factory or something. Yeah. Okay. So it's the only place in the Ryoko Kutuko Hokuto. Yeah. So title announced yesterday. Yeah. Great.

Not really. English title announced yesterday. Great. Okay. For this DLC campaign. For Yakuza 6. I have no idea. I've...

Yeah. It's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm not. We're teasing you a lot less than you're reacting. I'm worried about Team Sonic Racing. I'm actually also worried about that. I don't know if I care enough to worry, but like I'm also concerned.

Well, I care enough in the sense that I like Sonic All-Stars Racing Transforms. So why would you distance yourself from the thing that people thought was cool? Because Sega hates its franchises except Sonic and Yakuza. We have to remember, by the way, going through this that as an audio podcast, like... They can't see the trailers. We're clicking on the story, but you got to bring up the story. So Sonic Team Race, rather, yes, Team Sonic Racing. Team Sonic Racing.

Yeah. And not STR, TSR. What about Sonic Team Driving? Is not All-Stars 2. Sonic Driving all afternoon. Driving really fast. And I guess that's going to be the biggest question every time this game gets shown, right?

Where's... Why not All-Stars 2? Where's Rio in a... In a... Outrun cabinet. But it's plain afterburner. Is it? I don't know.

It's something like that. I feel like we had the exact opposite interaction last time we wrote that up. So the thing about this that it doesn't have the transforming cars and vehicles is just like these generic coops and I'm just like, I don't know. I think the Sonic cast should get vehicles that... Taylor should always be in his plane. Taylor should always be in the tornado. Or his robot.

Yeah. And it's just... It looks okay, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So it's not just that Sonic can run faster than these cars. It's not Mario Kart.

It's the entire cast. Most of the cast can run faster than these cars, yeah? Yeah. They can't. But I mean knuckles and tails and shadow sure can. And silver. Weird. No, silver can't.

He's slow. No, he can't at all. No, but he can go really fast if he's threatened. Hey! Dead or Alive 6, don't. Just can we not do it once? What? Just not.

Just can you not? I don't know what you mean. Can I smile? Yeah, you can smile. Can I smile? Yeah, you can smile. Aw. Dead or Alive 6 got announced.

It looks cool. Yeah. There's slow motion punches in the face. And guess what? Dead or Alive 5 was great. Dead or Alive 6, continuing that, probably still great. Strikes beat throws, which beat holds. It's the triangle system.

And holds beat strikes. Yeah. From Fire Emblem. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. We have the break gauge system. So we got to talk about it.

They're like, hey, we're going to, like, you know, make characters not be like... Titty monsters. Titty monsters. They announced that. Yeah. And in their interviews, they're like, we want to make this. I think one of the quotes is, when we talk to people at fighting game tournaments, they're like, your game is gross and we don't want to play it.

Like, they literally did say, like, fighting game players, certain ones say we're embarrassed to have this at our event. Wow. And they're like... Hey, Kazumi looks a little less boring. Well, yeah. That's the thing. They put her in a skin tight latex suit and you're like, wow, that's way more interesting.

But of course, certain Dead or Alive fans are like, fuck this. Well, yes, the real Dead or Alive. Okay. What I read, my reaction is actually, hey, Kazumi's different. Yeah. That's actually what it is. But these characters, like, to me, like Dead or Alive, I'm like, Dead or Alive characters should all be super beautiful.

Yeah. Men, women alike. Yeah. And that's the... Look it. Hell enough. That's the one you were talking about on Twitter. That's the one they wrote.

Okay. I'm like, people are like, that's not sexy enough. Okay. But Itagaki's gone. The demon is gone. Yeah. They finally finished cleaning the rest of him off their instruments. The boss fight has been defeated.

So the only thing I have to say is that, like, they better keep to this by not having shitloads of creepy costumes. So do you remember, like, them saying this for Dead or Alive 5? I remember them not saying it as hard, but they did. They pushed the I'm a fighter thing a lot harder and then in came Honoka and Marie Rose and the creepiest costumes they ever did. And it's like, that's fine, but pick one. I sure hope Mila comes back.

Yeah. Mila's great. I sure hope Rig comes back. Grig's great. Grig's great. Interesting enough, it says that the last winner of the last DOA was Jan Lee, which is awesome because I like Jan Lee. Yeah.

I feel like there's a happy medium here where they make one game that is nothing but tits and ass monsters. That's the volleyball game. And then they make the fighting game. The characters announced so far are all, they're all classics. Yeah. The World Warriors. Yeah.

There's no new characters yet. So. Holy shit. What year were you born? You're old, man. You got to get those dirty faces though. Dirty face mod 2019. Yeah.

That's what they want to make everyone get roughed up and mortal combat. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's legit. Great. It's still like. I would take the blue. I would have taken it.

I literally would have taken anything because I like, I just don't like her. So any changes are positive. I don't know. I'm one of those people. They changed Ryu. Oh, what about Ayate? I wonder if she's gotten any crazy new costumes. There's a problem.

She's not announced yet though. No, but the problem is that Ayate has had that costume for a little while now. Okay. Like a Ninja Gaiden 3. She's basically dressed up. Hayate looks different. So I'm going to say something stupid and probably. Let's hear it.

Let's hear the stupid. Okay. I rather Ayn. That's not stupid at all. I like him better as Ayn. I liked him better as Ayn. I prefer Hayate, but I'm fine with that. Here's the thing.

If you, if you have Hayate in the game and you don't have Ayn, that's fine, but you have to have Hitomi because you need to have that, that, that straight like punch move set. Yeah. I also prefer Ayn as a fighter to Hayate. I really do. But Hayate is cooler and it lets Kasumi go Oni-chan. Now, Ayn, Ayn had his, his cool like fucking mesh shirt. I don't know if they're going to like put like honkers in this because how do you design,

redesign honkers or like Mary Rose? You can't. Yeah. But again, like gameplay wise, probably. You can find them in a one character, Maronkers. Yep. Yep. All right.

Nailed it. Well, PODE for the switch. What is this? I don't know. It's funny name. That's what it's a indie looking 3D thing. Yep. All right.

PODE was previously announced. No trailer. It's a co-op exploration game. Oh yeah. No, I saw this on one of the Nintendo's. Looks like a glowing like Pac-Man character. This is an Nintendo director. Little Kirby boy.

I don't know. Oh, there is a trailer. Here we go. PODE. What is PODE? Hmm. We're looking at this game. It's from Henchman and Goon.

It's a good name. Jump forward a little bit. You're a cute little Kirby-ish character. What a bizarre name. Kind of looks like a waddle-dee. Yeah. Or a shy guy. Yeah.

I see it. What? And you've met a friend. Are they going to bang? And you're going to kind of run around. Oh, we're going to have little adventures. Little adventures. Little adventures with little PODE PODE.

Yeah, that's good. Got it. Got it. Got it. So, there's nothing to really talk about. Tell them I cry. Where's Jump Force? Yeah.

So, Max probably noticed it first. But people... Max did some CSI shit. But a couple of people through various ways, because there was a leak that was confirmed that Mr. Fields retweeted that it's actually true. And then another person found some other... I'm going to pull them up because I was retweeting. But there is straight up like...

Don't pull up your Twitter. On the screen. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You don't know what will show up. This is very risky. Don't pull up your own Twitter.

Don't worry about it. Don't do it. It's dangerous. Here we go. So, one, there was this leak where we're looking at a screenshot of basically a description of the game, which refers to Nero, a playable character, Dante, a playable character, and V. V.

It just says V. That's nice that Hugo Weaving is in this game. To get the exact reading of the box like description or whatever it is here. It says, from the creator of the bestselling action franchise comes the final chapter of The We Can't See It, most action-paced, technically advanced, utterly insane, stylish combat experience of Hell Breaks Loose, years have passed since the armies of hell have set foot upon the world and the terror of demons, forgotten, has returned to menace once again. A demon tree has slowly begun to infest and with it the hordes of the demonic world have

been unleashed, the hellish infestation of the demon hunters, of three demon hunters, each drawn to the city seeking vengeance. As the hunters beat around them, they'll be forced to face one another. This is blurry for people that are wondering why will they be struggling with that. And their own demons, if they hope. Stylish action, play as three distinct demon hunters, each with their own unique abilities and weapons, wield, blur, besides blades and guns of the legendary demon hunter Dante, effortlessly juggling enemies and weapons, blah, something, masterful display of stylish action combat.

Use Nero's versatile robotic devil breaker arm. Devil breaker to tear, defense and crush your foes. Summon demonic bodyguards as the mysterious V and have your against your fiendish enemies. That doesn't sound like Virgil. It absolutely is. Summon bodyguards? The floating summon swords are summoned swords. Breath taking visuals.

What does summon sword zoom in front of a bullet and take a bullet for Virgil? On its own. There's something interesting here that I don't think you guys know about in this last paragraph. And experience the world of Devil May Cry like Neville before seen with jaw dropping graphics brought to life by the RE engine. Yeah, I didn't know that. Oh, it's R and R, the RE7 engine.

You knew that? Okay. That's interesting. Yeah. Fight your way through demonic hordes across a hellish cityscape corrupted by something invasion, slay your infernal enemies at a blazing 60 frames per second. So the reason why Dante and Nero's faces look different is the same reason Chris's face look different is because they're using that engine is incapable.

It's new models. No, they're using the engine and they scanned in and they scanned in so Dante now looks just like Reuben Langdon Johnny Young Bosch is Virgil. Yeah. Okay. And no is Nero. Nero. Excuse me.

Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. But also, man, Dante looks scuzzy. I love it. He's got that little. Stop praying for my grandpa. He's getting too powerful.

He looks so homeless and creepy. And new girl is probably just a real person as well. Yeah. Right? Oh, yeah. No, there's photos of her out there. Jesus. So that's cool.

So the other bit was that there is the arm bands that you see then this is what Max noticed that the arm bands on Virgil are totally the same ones on the hooded figure and you get a better look at them when you take a look at the hooded figure throwing Nero in this one moment. I've never seen a still screen. Hooded figures faces all fucked up as it should be because he's post Nello Angelo. And if you take a look at the way Virgil was revealed in DMC for special edition, he was wearing a fucking hood.

Yeah. And he whipped it off. So why wouldn't hooded man also be that Virgil as an implication because that special for edition for Virgil is not real. It's going to be the Virgil from DMC. Yeah, you know it. So it's all there. And he's going to have that Italian mustache and he's going to drive a car into his name

is V and the game is DMC V. Yeah, yeah, all right. I want him to get like not know who he is and then you beat him up and he falls down and he looks up at a billboard and the billboard says it's time to get motivated and it's like an energy drink and he just goes like that minus the last second. I want that actually. The other thing too, of course, is that Dante is riding that motorcycle and the last thing that happened. Did he ride out of hell from DMC?

So that's probably the right the question. And of course there's Nello Angelo, right, as the last state that Virgil was seen in and he's dead kind of your day. Well, he went to hell. Well, he's not that dead. Not yet. He's walking around throwing people then he's undead and he's also undone his Nello Angelo bullshit.

Maybe he's all fucked up. Listen, when Dante rides out of the portal, hell's loose and with hell being loose comes V. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There you go. That makes sense. I want Dante to ride out of the portal and go, geez, that sure was a weird adventure in Tokyo.

Hello, I'm Dante from the. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that was the implication of, you remember the timing of it, but at the end of DMC two, he rides off into hell and then the next game he appeared in was Nocturne. So the implication was that he drove to Nocturne. So for then, because I kind of fucked up on when I thought the timeline took place, but for is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're jumping all over.

Where does Marvel infinite fit in here? Yeah, he's right. Where? Well, I'm saying, what about that pointless adventure where everyone was The time gap between four and one couple of years and imagine so. What about that game we never got with really old Dante in the snow? Many CO Del Dante. Oh, God.

Holy shit, I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, that was the first thing I ever was complaining. Yep. They were calling Capcom. That happened. I like that in the box art they've released that box art. So you get to see it's like, OK, it's hard to tell in the trailer, but I believe it's a lighting issue, but Nero's coat is still blue.

Dante's coat. Oh, yeah. Well, if you fucking up, if you up the the the the color, yeah, up the color, great. Saturation was looking up DMC five and got like a girl soccer team. If you up if you up the the saturation, then you get to actually see the color blue on him and and and so on. Like everything comes a little bit more clear. I really just want to get that box.

But now actual shit. The DMC five is the world's greatest stylish soccer team action. Yeah. What is happening? I just want box. Except all somebody pointed out on our subreddit that like, OK, so Nero's a quarter devil. Yes, you just got to go to like, right?

The DMC five Twitter or something. He very very clearly does not have the near infinite regenerative abilities of his uncle or his dad. Not when you rip his arm off and it's his devil trigger arm. Yeah. And yeah, right. Yeah, because like with with Dante or Virgil, the way that their healing factor worked in the past games is the flesh would close so fast that you would

like be able to cut a guy in half and it would you just blood would shoot out and it wouldn't you wouldn't fall into pieces. You know, the last shot of DMC three where Dante like cleaves right through Virgil and it doesn't even cut his clothes. I don't. And like we have and like I mean, what what happens to his abilities and devil trigger shifts and what he keeps all the super abilities. He just doesn't have the maybe he's got a robot devil trigger now.

May instead of looking like a bug or a stand, it's made out of electricity. Cannot. It's not. It's the higher or whatever. Anyway, we're looking at it. You'll never see it again. The picture on the cover of Devil May Cry five. That logo is great.

It's a good logo. Oh, it is also called Devil May Cry five. There's a V behind it. Yeah, but it's also V. Yeah. It's Devil May Cry five fifty five Devil May Cry version five. It's kind of like a Mortal Kombat deadly alliance was kind of Mortal Kombat five because it had a big dumb V made with like spikes and metal. Yeah, but it didn't look like it at first.

They I mean, they could have went for like Devil May five or like Devil May Cry, but five in the fear three. Yeah, we are. Or like, you know, guns of the Patriots and the anyway, metal absolutely not for three or Metal Gear fifty five. I mean, we're getting it out of our system, but every once in a while, a game comes out and still does the letter replacement.

Yeah. And it still makes your piss come to a boil or a movie. A movie does it every now and then, too. A little more rarely, but, you know, Ikeruga launching on the June twenty ninth for PS4. Asuka is pleased. She's probably the one that like got this green lit single handedly like, you know, how God, she's a Japanese pop singer.

Why can't I think of his name now? Bujin guy, a gacked, gacked. Yes. Sorry. She's a brain fart. Gacked brought back Berserk and Kenshi and Vistula North Star. Yeah, Asuka brought back Ikeruga easily just by tweeting about it. Just just by no, just by wanting it. That's fine. Yeah.

What Asuka wants, she gets. Cyberpunk's hidden message is super honest and super good. And I really, really love it. And I want this to happen more often in their trailer. OK, I guess this article doesn't actually show you, but there's a spot where in the trailer, you can actually see some text, some text hidden. And it's like, you have to up the contrast to kind of get a good look at it. But there's a message.

It's a full description from CD Projekt Red basically stating it's been over two 2,077 days since we announced our plans to develop Cyberpunk 2077. We released this CGI trailer, gave some interviews and went dark. Whoa, they coughed in the trailer. Yeah. That's a good cough. Normal procedure for these things, normal procedure for these kinds of things. You're not to game and then shut up, roll up your sleeves and go to work.

We wanted to give you the Witcher 3 and both expansions first, which is why this period of staying silent was longer for us than we planned. Sorry for that. That took a while. As soon as we concluded our work on Blood and Wine, we were able to go full speed ahead with CP 2077's pre-production. But we chose to remain silent. Why? At some point, we made a decision to resume talking about the game only when we have something to show, something meaningful and substantial.

This is because we realize that you've been impatiently waiting for a long time and we wouldn't want anyone to feel that we're taking this for granted. On the contrary, it gives us a lot of extra motivation. The hype is real and so the sweat and tears need to be real to smiley face. But to this point, but to the point, today is the day. If you're seeing this, it means you saw the trailer, our vision of Cyberpunk, an alternative version, version of the future where America is in pieces. Mega corporations control all aspects of civilized life and gangs rule the street.

Rules the rest, excuse me. While this world is full of adrenaline, don't let the car chases and guns mislead you. Cyberpunk 2077 is a true story driven single player RPG. You'll be able to create your own character. And well, you'll get to know the rest when from what we show at the booth at E3 beyond the lookout for the previews. Looks like they're actually going to show the game before we finish behind closed doors.

But still, you probably have some questions when when we told you we'd only released the game when it's ready, we meant it. We're definitely much, much closer to a release date than we were back then. Oh, I like to think so. But it's still not the time to confirm anything so patience is still required. Quality is the only thing that drives us. It's beauty. It's the beauty of being an independent studio and your own publisher.

How big, seriously big. But to be honest, we have no bloody clue at this point in time. Once we put it all together, we'll openly tell you what to what you can expect. And we promise we'll do this before we start talking about any pre-orders or ask anything of you. Free DLC expansions, DRM expect nothing less than you got with the Witcher 3. As for DRM, CP 2077 will be 100% DRM free on PC. Well, yeah, CD Projekt.

Microtransactions, microtransactions and a single player role playing game. Are you nuts? Once again, thank you for your patience. If you have a minute, visit cyberpunk.net and share opinions with us. We read everything you post and we treat it very seriously CD product read. Yeah, that is so real, honest, but it doesn't read like a press release per se. Like no, it feels like someone just sat down. Yes, and and and most importantly, if you're a reasonable human being

and they're going, hey, we just don't want to show you something that we don't have. And you're like, but I want now and you're like, but now is bad. Then you read that and it's like, oh, now is bad. Now bad. But the only thing is then they say, well, good, we are showing it just not publicly. Yeah, which is kind of sucky, but whatever. I understand bad impressions or no impressions. Come down to QuakeCon and we'll show you cyberpah, we lied.

Do you remember two human? Do you remember their E3 one year that they showed to human at? And like they fucking freaked out like Dennis Diak and like they were just like, fuck E3, we shouldn't have to make we should only be able to show games when they're done and people saw a bad build, but we were forced to bring it. And he had like God made a big stink about it. This is like the opposite way to deal with the same problem. Was the E3 in which somebody picked up the game and said,

oh, my character has a shotgun and Dennis went, yeah. And then they're like, oh, so it's like Resident Evil 2 doesn't control as well. And like he had like a fucking meltdown about it. I didn't know that was nothing like those games. So this reiterates what I was saying a little bit ago about like what I feel like with stuff like FF7 and stuff for it's just so huge. And it's like, yo, they're fucking like if you have nothing and and showing nothing is going to like showing a logo and then people go, but that was nothing.

Yeah. And you know what I mean? And you say, here's the deal show art is like, well, what does that CD project has a pretty proven track record of getting games out eventually. Like and like within reasonable ish time frames, right? Square Enix and they don't reboot the games halfway through development Square Enix like FF 15 and versus and that's the post child of like, Jesus Christ. Certainly.

But there's a situation where you're like, OK, there's no win outside of showing the final product and that doesn't exist. And then this is a weird. So what's that? What's the second best thing to do? There's a nice in between between the it of old of when it's done and nothing and literally nothing else. And the Square Enix of show, show, show that all throw it in the garbage.

Show, show, show, throw that in the garbage. This is the nice in between where they're like, no, it's still coming or here's a thing or there's the one that you're you guys are particularly fans of. It's out. No, no, no. Lies. Yeah. Lies. We're fans of that with movies. FMV lies and or OK.

Like gameplay concept lies. No. Oh, you mean sarcastic fans of I hate those. Yeah, I hate them a lot. But what shock. What if they showed Devil May Cry five, but they it was just like because some of that was definitely gameplay. But what if they said it said in the trailer started with in-game footage? What if they made a rather in-game in FMV and that was it?

I hate that. Would you be happy with that? I'm so tired. Would you like being already biased in the Devil May Cry camp? The announcement of its existence is a pop. Yeah. Yeah, that's so anything alongside a logo is a pop. The only thing I'd say for Devil May Cry is that's based on like loving it, particularity is that like we know it's like pretty far

and like when those rumors came out, it was like it was completely playable. You could see they had all those details about it and they seem pretty accurate with what what what the game actually seems to be. So it's like I would be a little like miffed if they show an FMV for a game that we very well know either due to leaks or something else saying it's totally playable. They're just not showing. Yeah. No, like these announcements and like patients that people have with you depends on how much goodwill the company has built up with you based on the past.

So that's always going to be a currency they're spending while you wait. So like me and Matt got crazy, frustrated over the way that Doom was fucking like paraded in front of everyone that wasn't us. And quake on part of that reason that we were so frustrated is because like the times we did see the game, it looked like shit. And it was like very little faith in that. But now that Doom was super, super great. I'm not nearly as worried about Doom Eternal, for example.

So it's like, I'll see it when I see it. Yeah, yeah, that's yeah. Like when Ubisoft does not announce a new Prince of Persia, I would be happy to not just do that pop, you know, a bit only see an FMV or even a logo. But when they don't announce that, I won't not pop. You won't not pop. Yeah, when they don't announce it.

OK. Yeah. Anyway, well, he wants to talk about jump force. I want to talk about jump force. There's more gameplay footage of jump force or rather there's gameplay footage of jump force. Naruto is going to beat up Frieza. So finally, we will know who is stronger. Goku or Luffy. Here's the thing.

Before I leave and look at some of this gameplay, is there anything resembling like an explanation for the America or did they just let us under attack by Frieza? I mean, I know what we want it to be, but is it actually what we want it to be? Is America real in America's only real in death note? Like, yes, as far as I know, in America, because I'm like, like, do portals open up in all these worlds? The characters get sucked in and the portals all just drop them in Times Square.

It's in New York. Yeah. But like why the question I'm asking is why America? Why isn't it just a random collection of ages from different or from planet Earth? So here we're looking at a trailer of Luffy fighting Frieza and they're in a field in the unreal engine environment that show that this is those unreal tests where you PC, like, Link finally looks the way he should. Sonic finally looks the way he should.

Kirby finally rendered with the amount of detail he's always deserved in an empty, unreal field. This is that in a video game as we watch hyper realistic narrative of getting knocked into the Arctic. Frieza hit him into that one stage from the Tomb Raider. It does look like that. Oh, my God. What a weird hyper realistic explosions and effects. Chakra looks like fire.

Like we need to do this or people won't be impressed. I mean, at least the faces don't look like weird American faces. Yeah, they still look like we would have been super creeped out by that. But this is how you do Bomberman X-Zero without actually doing it. They should he should be included, by the way. Yeah, he's not from Jump, but I don't care. Also, this is some crazy ass. I don't even know what the fuck Naruto is super saying that hard.

But didn't you finish? I guess that's when he releases a couple of extra halfway through the first game. The eighth gate, Bankai. Oh, that one. There's another footage, another trailer. Oh, who's who's America's movie versus Frieza in America? There's not going to be much character variation because there's only like four characters. Oh, my God, this is like super America. Do's reminds me of a little bit of that Marvel fighting game

where it was an arena thing that got the perfects. No, the one before that. Oh, man, I remember that. Which game was that it was the one made by the team that was making fight night when fight night blew up and then that team was making a big one that was a big open stage is super realistic. You don't mean fight night, but you mean fight night. Well, sorry, when I mean fight, I mean the boxing boxing game. And they tried to make it had Hulk.

It had Captain America and they were throwing things around. They're fighting in times. Yeah. Yeah. And we all went out in perfects years. Yes. Yes. Yes. I remember that happening. And we were we were kind of bummed about that. Yeah, because this game. What about it?

This is clearly single player because I don't know, man. It looks like any of those sort of like 3D. Yeah, I don't know, man. Camera behind you, eyes of heaven. The engine stuff is so weird to me. It's going to look of the game is so bizarre. And that's that's what I let. Oh, here's if it wasn't this, it would be pretty ignorable.

Yeah, people would just be like, oh, yeah, another dawn. We're doing D.O.N. again. Where's the camera? I sell shaded behind the shoulders or fighting game cam. Oh, wow. OK. There's a little cut scene battle moments. Naruto did a Goku to Frieza just now. Naruto just surfed on Frieza's body going up. Naruto did a Naruto to Naruto going up a skyscraper.

So Jump Force. This game is so weird. Jump Force is the coolest name. I don't know what it is. I just like it so much. D3 publisher Countdown teases a new Nintendo Switch project with daily hints. And we'll find more about that tomorrow. I suppose we will. Let's see what else is going on. Metal Wolf Chaos.

The story above that, too, by the way, but my friend, Pedro. Yeah, did you see this? No, what is it? You must have seen animated gifts of this motorcycle helmet guy. Yeah, killing every. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember months ago, Devolver retweeted that some of those gifts. And that was it. And and but that was them just suddenly going, hey, we're interested in this.

So then like months later, they're publishing it now. Wow. Cool. Just give Ford a bit. OK, well, it's just a it's just a man ballet shooting his way through. I didn't catch the name of this game. I did it as far as I knew it didn't have a name until now. Very interesting looking.

It's it's a yeah, it's definitely a dude just like ballet, equilibrium, slow, mowing his way through. No, but it's like when you say like I feel like you're underselling it because he is like dancing. He is he is doing little pirouettes and and fucking shit and flips and jumping off stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Ping-ponging objects off guys, shooting off metal pans that ricochet the bullets.

Yuri on ice with guns. Yeah, and that canister just like it's super. I've been following this game on Twitter for like months. Yeah, they just they just post like a really cool gift like once every couple of weeks, like an idol, a jump without any without doing anything is a full pirouette. Yeah. And then you shoot and then you rainstorm for a little bit and then you wall jump.

So apparently it's bouncing off of things. Yeah, apparently this banana says kill everyone. Whoa, you kicked a pan into the air and are shooting the pan and the bullets are reflecting off the pan. And now you're doing a full on advent Children. OK, yeah, this game is fucking ridiculous. This looks crazy. Blood bullets and bananas.

The banana says kill them all. So it's just the leprechaun on your shoulder. Yeah. And then, of course, yes, the next metal wolf chaos XD. Mech America great again. I just they couldn't resist. They couldn't resist. It was low hanging fruit and they fucking picked it and and suplexed it into the earth.

I think I could probably have done without that. Just skirting the whole they like it. Like I bet you up until they clicked upload. Yeah, they were debating whether or not it doesn't work. They had a trailer that had no link and that that didn't have that hashtag and our tweet. And they had one that did. And they were like, let's talk about what's really important.

Did either of you buy your loot box coins yet? Loot box coins. That's what it was called, right? No, I got because I couldn't understand the value of them. Yeah. What are they up to now? Do you know they were they were at one hundred and forty one dollars when I came in here. Oh, the website does work. Yeah. Hey, well, they go to loot box coin dot com.

We need to check the value. I'm disappointed that when I clicked on that website for metal Wolf Chaos XD, I didn't just hear Richard screamed at me. This kind of spoiled it, but no, just go to loot box one dot com. You did it. It just brought him to. No, he just searched it. I actually didn't look at the results. My eyes are still looking at the top of the screen.

There we go. OK, so they're up to one hundred and fifty dollars now. Devolver merch store loot box coin. The officially unofficial loot box coin from Devolver Digital is seen on the A3. I didn't watch it. Please note that this coin is two point five inches in diameter and has no actual value. And by no means is to be considered cryptocurrency or currency of any kind. You can't buy anything with it.

In fact, it's insane for you to really buy it unless you want to prove your loyalty to Fork Parker, Nina Struthers and the Devolver Digital Expecative Board. So what was the what was the bit? The bit was their new cryptocurrency. And we don't know its value. It has no value until you open it, which they decide for you. Where do you spend it?

You don't. You don't. It's a cryptocurrency. It's a useless cryptocurrency. It has no blockchain because you don't know what it's worth. And its value will fluctuate throughout the day. Yeah, its value has fluctuated considerably over the past few days. It started at one forty one and then went down to one fifteen. And now it's one hundred and fifty. And you can actually buy it.

Oh, dude, dude, they sold out last night. Holy shit. Wow. They're sold out. Jokes aside, let me just say that the actress that plays Nina Struthers is like legit amazing. The best. OK, but can we talk about metal wolf chaos now? Yes, you can. It's made by the Port Company that did getting up on PC.

Now, that that was at a time where PC to console ports were iffy all over the place. But if they're the ones that ported it to steam, it did not have the best. There are some texture issues with Richard's Mac. I'm excited in the trailer. I'm excited that this game is. Anyway, it has the original voice over.

That's all that matters. And and and it's actually. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would have liked if they hadn't kind of basically revealed this on their Twitter like a day ago. Yeah, just posted a logo. I would have loved this to have been out of nowhere. You notice that in the conference, they pulled it out of a dream cast. Yeah.

But the trailer that they put together properly has the clips we wanted. Yes. Let's party. Let's party. That's the best. They knew to the White House. They knew exactly. And you're seeing the people respond to go, what is this?

Oh, dude, that's priceless. People that have never heard of the graphics so bad. People that have never heard of this game before ever seeing this trailer now. That's really priceless. That's the real win. And I hope we see new reactions every time they put they push this a little bit more. I am very surprised that it's coming to so many platforms.

I fully expect if you're going to put the work in box game, if you're going to put the work in, you might as well, right? It's so weird. It's like, who owned this? Like, I thought Microsoft published it in Japan. I assume from software. I think it's just their game. And there's no indication credits wise. Instead of Sekiro, we could have gotten metal

wolf chaos, too, but they decided to go with the samurai game instead. That could have been a full on fucking. Yeah. Yeah, no, there's nothing that really implies it's general arcade from software devolver digital. So it's entirely from software is like, like, like thing. Man, they're fucking busy, aren't they? Yes, they're not doing nothing. No, no, well, rather like their names are like on a lot of things.

All sorts of shit as they as it would be like you thought I drank way too much. I'm going to have to piss again. Oh, boy. Well, should we click on coward? I'm poor. Yeah. Click on coward. Coward. Coward. Get back here, you coward. Good to beat you, anti human evil scum. So did you watch Bethesda's press?

I did not. OK. Well, it was a really good one just because they it was like except for some awkward moments near the start, like Todd Howard. I forgot that I heard that he wasn't so much. He was OK last year. I heard that he had zero fear this year. They that they there was a lot of like big swears on stage that everyone was cool with.

And he was just really entertaining the entire time. Like out of almost every presenter I've seen so far in all the conferences, like he was like the best. OK, anything of note here? Let's see, because I mean, I just looked on Elder Scrolls, Blades, I can just talk about like, but I actually really just clicked on it because I wanted to. Well, did you know? Did you read about Wolfenstein?

No. Wolfenstein Youngblood, you play as is a co-op version of the game that takes place in the future. Well, in the future, relative to the Wolfenstein games, 1980 in Paris, playing as BJ's twin daughters. Well, and they both get exosuits. OK, OK. And it seems like it's not the next game. It seems like it's more of like a a very

pomp not not pompous when I say a very grand DLC pack. Oh, this is not a sequel. I don't think it's a sequel. No, because it's coming out like next year. What are we talking about? Wolfenstein Youngblood. Yeah, that's that. That's like the old blood. OK, so Todd Coward or God Howard?

I'll handle Jiren. Hello, so that reminds me of that. I totally agree with that. That is that is instead of old blood, it's Youngblood. Well, oh, fuck. I haven't even saw what I'm saying. No, I haven't. That's why you have to see that.

What is that? Oh, it's a picture. It's a picture. It's a photo of Todd Howard, of Todd Coward coming out of like a halo of light, and he's like in a stride. And the captain says, leave June to me. Look it up. It's not going to disappoint.

It's on Twitter. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. What do I? How do I even? I don't know. I'll try instinct. I'm finding it. Hold on. Todd Howard. I don't know. I found it.

Right. Right. Right. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's great. That's fucking great. At one point, will he ask what is Starfield? No, man. No, it's good. No. Hey, be strong.

Be strong for mother. Be strong for Todd. What is Starfield? Starfield is then their next Elder Scrolls type game that is super, super, super far away. So they made special mention. So new IP. This is our first wholly original IP in 20 years.

I think they said Starfield was a name that people already knew going back months and months and months because a bunch of stuff about this game leaked out. And it's basically it's basically fallout or Skyrim in space. With multiple planets, that kind of thing. It is very far away. Oh, Jiren's right on the tip of his mind. I can see it. Don't think about it.

No. Listen, Starfield. Starfield is so far away, it's kind of shocking that they even talked about it. Yeah. OK. So it's do we have a show? What do we have? Let's see. Space. OK. It's space. Clicking on it. Article says the article says nothing, dude.

It is that that all that is known is space. OK. And it had a logo. There are leaks that said that it's basically their their next like big adventure game like an Elder Scrolls with but space. But that's pretty much it. There's a logo. There's there's a shot of space. It's literally there's a space station.

That's in space. Yeah, there's a space station. OK. OK. And then a circle. Yeah, that's a nice logo. Yeah, it's nice. From from far, I thought it was just a circle behind the thing, but it's actually the T and the YouTube recommended. Just ask if you wanted to fucking watch Omicron.

No, I didn't. We move on. Hey, Fallout 76. Guess what? Oh, yeah, that Rage Two leak was fucking hilarious. Thanks, Walmart. Fallout 76 is a big S. Big S. MMO kind of thing. The Elder Scrolls six. That OK.

You want to talk crazy? Will you see and watch this conference? They came out and said, OK, Fallout 76 is pretty cool, right? And that's coming relatively soon. But you know what's really far away? Starfield. And after they were done with Starfield, they're like, OK, but you know what's really, really far away?

Elder Scrolls six. This game, the way that it was talked about, I would not be fucking surprised if it was like five years away from us. Yeah, like it is crazy. Twenty twenty three. I genuinely feel that the only reason they announced it is because every single time they have a show,

the only like the biggest question is fuck you. Where's the new Skyrim? Give me Skyrim now. Like Skyrim two or whatever. But the next hellish. So they're like, hey, no, it's coming. Shut up. Hmm.

Well, that's is that. So is that just like an investor announcement? Yeah. You know, we got you got you got to shut up. Announcement. Yeah, you got that's what I mean. We know, we know, we know. We got to we got to catch those and differentiate.

So not like here's how far away that is. There's no subtitle, which means no one even knows where it takes place because each game is in a province and it's named after the province. No, like nothing. Like did they even pick a location? Well, it was like oblivion, the Elder Scrolls. It's a Skyrim.

Hammer god, it's Elder Scrolls. And then there's Daggerfall and the Hammerfell and more when oblivion is should have been called Tamriel and then Skyrim. So this would be called elsewhere or Black Marsh or or Skyrim again, a dude. The whole time I kept saying Skyrim to come on. Come on, a thousand years later, Skyrim again.

It's wild that they announced it. Yeah. And then I guess they showed more 76. They showed a lot more 76. A lot of it. So what do we know about like it is a it is the game that people thought it was. It is going to have a significant base building mechanic,

but it is a pseudo MMO. It is similar to like Daisy or Rust or something like that. It was interesting the way they put it. They're like, hey, it's the apocalypse. Thousands of people aren't running around. It's dozens, dozens, maybe. Yeah. Oh, wow. In a giant world.

And they showed off a bunch of features on different servers. They showed off like, hey, here's how you build your house. And they also showed off that on every map, there are five or six nuclear silos that are active that players can aim at each other. So you're going to be running into no one or some people. Well, things more than people. So they said that, of course, you can play a single player. And of course, there's quests and a storyline to go through.

But I don't know how much of a focus there will be on that. So remains to be seen. They also announced, look, you can wear a big helmet, real helmet, real power armor helmet. Also, well, you didn't see the conference. Not just for your cat. When he talks about the special edition there with the helmet, he goes, you're going to get a map.

And it shows a map of the game world and everyone kind of is like, whoa, and he goes, and it glows in the fucking dark. And they turn off the lights and the map glows. I was like, oh, my God, freaks out. It's very that it's interesting because you look at EA and I forgot who said I might have been just sterling on Twitter. It's like that EA's conference would have been just as good as Bethesda's. If they just said fucking shit as much.

Because they were swearing all over on the stage. They didn't give a shit. They had some poor man come out and try and tell us to be excited for the beta for Quake Champions. Yeah, that guy felt bad for that guy. I fucking felt really bad for him. Leave Jiren to me. You just turned the sound off.

Awesome collector's edition for you. We're looking at this. Yeah, it starts with Todd Howard on stage. All right. That glows in the fucking dark. Yeah, OK, the crowd pops for the glow in the dark. Um, or we swear he's like us. Todd Coward's coming out of his exoskeleton.

God Coward. Wolf. Yeah. Yeah. Don't take the coward out. God Coward. It's so stupid. Wolfenstein, young blood. Yeah. OK. This is the this is the about fucking.

This is about BJ's kids, you know, BJ's kids in 1980s, Paris. Damn it. OK. They're going to beat up the this is my joke was Rob Liefeld is directing a wolf and the young blood is even in a very similar font to young blood. Nineteen years later. Yeah, after the new Colossus.

OK. And the girls have like a southern twang to their to their voices. Well, but not its own full game. Yeah, it'll be a little mini game like the old blood. The old blood was released separately and it was like a six hour game. Yeah, it was good. I was going to live, but it's just like when you go like the kids of the main character, like that sounds like a sequel usually.

You know what I mean? It is. It's very surprising. The old blood was a prequel to the first Wolfenstein. Like the old blood was like a separate campaign that led up to the full game to survive. You have to embrace. Now, I'm pretty that's cool. If you don't have more to say, then just keep it where it's at.

New generation. So why the Nazis still are outside? It's not sure. There's a lot. There's a lot of them. There's a whole lot of them. Yeah, BJ can only shoot so many. OK. And they're wearing exosuits.

Yeah, the exosuits are a thing in this series. Yeah. All right. You never quite wiped them out. Oh, I got to tell you some shit about Wolfenstein 2 after this is a bunch of crazy shit happens in that game. Um, yeah, that's that's a fun extra. What else we got here?

Jump Force. Yeah, I don't know. Mm hmm. Fallout 76. You're jumping all over. I am because jumping all over is the way to do it. You guys talking about Fallout Blades while I was pissing? No, we didn't.

There's a phone elder scrolls game coming. And a phone one and it's going to come out on everything. And it's but it's still going to look like a phone game. No, but did you see it on the phone? Yeah, you can play when you look at it. Play it in your mind. Come to our booth. Doom Eternal and you will see. Is that the that is that is that everything that is straight up Doom 2 hell on earth.

It stops the thing that we're talking about last week, which is Halloween, Halloween, to do Halloween. Yeah, since I'm calling it a doom 2, they call the doom eternal. Would I prefer eternal doom? Yes, I but that would have fucked up the name. We wanted to search hell on earth because final doom is the name of a doom. Yeah, I was a PlayStation.

Well, that was a mistake. So yeah, the CG trailer shows like skyscrapers getting eaten by tentacles as far as I can see. This is full new game sequel. Yes, everything. OK, and Mick Gordon, it was like, yeah, I did some guitars for this. Did he? Yes. Is that all he did?

He did many musics. Good, good, Gordon. Oh, wow, that's earth. We're looking at a trailer and doom eternal's world is fucked up. That's so I like it has it has probably common enemies. Yeah, yeah, from the first game. So they the one big gameplay detail that they announced for this is that it will have twice the enemy roster.

But they're all going to be recognizable. No, that's impossible. There's that there aren't that many. There are missing like two or three. So some will have to be. So you can see some of the ones in this that were missing from the first one. You can see a pain elemental.

You can see an arachnotron. I think there's another one. You see an arch vial. Leave Jiren to me. Yeah, I would say that. That that that particular doom guy could do it. No, doom guy wouldn't say that. Doom guy would go up and then leave Jiren to me

would be subtitled from the front. Yeah, so yeah, throwing a word after it. Why not? As best you can do. I absolutely love. I hope we add an extra O to doom doom doom dooms. OK, the game would feel the game play reveal. I didn't catch that the first time. It says that it's going to be streamed and at great cons.

So thank God when you said add an extra O to doom, I actually in my mind thought like do mo or mood. Oh, doom doom. Yeah, OK, so they're they're they got that. Yeah, there's a gun the rage too. OK, I want to talk about the rage to trailer. That was one of the best that completely. I wouldn't say revolutionized the way you show a game.

But Willie Wallace was playing your character would do a move and in the transition of him getting up from doing it, the scenery and the level changed around him almost seamlessly. So it skipped around to see a lot of the game very quickly. And like a really neat way. Is it later in this trailer I've pulled up here? Yeah, you're going to have to skip a bit. OK, my favorite part of them showing rage to

was Andrew W. They stay here, stay here. Yeah, what about him coming out onto the stage to perform the song for the trailer to a completely dead crowd? Yeah, show the game. I don't know who this is. And just like is it because they were too busy paying attention to the trailer because it was the same old trailer.

OK, so this bit's weird. And the thing happened that you always cry about, which was the guy comes out and goes, yeah, nothing. OK, OK. And then he goes, come on, everybody, nothing, just nothing. And it was so painful. Well, he's got that, too.

Yeah, so it's really. I feel like it was a fun. Mirror says did that. The spirit of the game that I that I saw. Oh, boy. Do that. Oh, yeah. And they forgot that rage had that throwing blade mechanic. Oh, dude, the wingstick.

It's the iconic rage weapon. Yeah. Did they tell Walmart to go fuck itself? They did. They did. Yeah. They actually I was like, did they not at that in any way? They said you all enjoyed the reveal of rage, too, a few weeks ago from Walmart. And I think he said from our partners at Walmart, Canada.

And he's like, they have really good prices and they can't keep secrets. That's great. Thanks, Walmart, Canada. Darn those Canadians. Cool. So rage, too, is a thing with their dastardly leaks. Dude, retailers have leaked. Oh, I see a game.

We want to tell retailers have leaked everything. And then, of course, there's all the Microsoft. You son of a bitch. Now he's getting to it. There's all the stuff we've covered already. Yeah, that's true. He ran away from a Quake champion Sam Moon. Yeah, it's still I'm still not personally

and just iconic characters of Quake. Well, when I look at the characters, I'm like, some of these designs are not bad. And like, yeah, Quake doesn't have like heroes per se, at least to me. But I'm like, well, these look like fun characters. I'm like, I like to be a lizard man. Quake has two characters, Quake Guy and Strogman.

Yes. And that's really just a strong man. Strog. OK. It's the weird race. Strog is the the alien techno race. The the Borg of there. Of the Borg, yes. Madness Reverse. Let's take a quick word from our sponsor.

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No, though, you don't have the patience. I don't think you're all right. Well, anyway, thanks Squarespace. Thank you. Thank you, Squarespace. But if you could, you could. What's my space? Uh, all right. Let's take a look over back at some of these announcements.

The Neo Geo mini to launch in Japan this summer. I hate this thing. Why would you want to play on this? It looks very unwieldy. I just mean, but they are the smallest screen in the world. They already made the pocket thing where it was like the handheld and it was like not the most wheel good. That looks extra hardware, not great because you don't.

This doesn't plug into anything. You it's dedicated to being in this tiny little baby. Yeah, well, this is for people who love the Neo Geo so much, they want to shove one up their ass. What's the actual? Excuse me. What's the actual size of this little arcade? It's tiny. It's about the size of a quarter. Then you because it's basically there.

We're looking at the Neo Geo mini, which is it's a mini like arcade cabinet that's like a candy cab style. And it's got the little four button layout and a little mini joystick. But it looks like my thumb could cover the whole thing. Does this seriously not have an HDMI port of any kind? I believe it does not. Unless unless I'm OK. So that seems totally all right.

Let's see here. The online presentation for the Neo Geo mini was released recently. There's 40 titles included in both versions. But 14 games. It has a really good list of titles like 40. And it's like all the fighters. The Japanese version focuses more on fighting games while the international version focuses more on action games.

All games use the home console version. OK, so you're going like AES, I suppose. King of Fighters 94 through 2003. Sam's show to who Sam's show for Sam's show. Five special venue. Garo. Uh, we've got fail theories, real bouts. We've got Garo and aggressors of dark combat.

We got the last blades. Shout outs to God. Damage was wrong with me. Swery. Thank you. Ninja Masters, Metal Slug, King of the Monsters, San Goku 3, fuck yeah. Shock Troopers, all this. Oh, that's a good list.

That's a good list. But what is the playing of this thing look like? Yeah, because I mean, it's got to be a little bit bigger than I think it is. I think it's smaller than you think it is. It's much smaller. I need to see it in action. They'll never show it.

I need to, oh, here we go. I need some hands on it. OK, OK, it's not, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's actually not that small. Like, it is small, but it is like, um. If you really like the Neo Geo, it's like, get this. I'm sure you'll be happy, but I'm like, this has so little function now.

The screen looks to believe that this doesn't have an HDMI port. That screen is bigger than a GBA-SB though. I refuse this. That is bigger than a GBA-SB screen. You also can't hold it in your hand. You have to place it on a table. Like, we're looking at scale here, right?

And let me just look at the SP, because that is what. That's your metric. That's my metric, because it's my most reviled of handheld formats for, like, I can't use this. Really? Why are you, OK, you look it up. I'm looking at the scale of hands, and I want to see the size comparison.

But these are different people's hands, will you? No, I know. But it could be that person could have my tiny hand. It's the best metric we have to go on, as opposed to nothing. It looks like you have more real estate for your fingers on the SP than you do here, to me. Wow, we're going deep.

We're doing this. All right, we're side by sideing it. Those aren't the same person. We're side by sideing it, and it looks like it's a similar size. It looks like it's a similar size. So it's not handheld palm tiny, but it's almost there, because he's holding the stick with one finger and his thumb. This is neat as a curio, but I would consistently

play fighting games, especially on this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be very rough. Action game, sure, maybe. It is definitely a cool novelty. Yes, yes. Can you hook up two of them and do multiplayer? I wonder. I'd be shocked.

It would have to have an HDMI port for that. Can you control F for HDMI in this fucking thing? I mean, it's perfect. Oh, just look at that. No, it's not the official thing. It would say if you could do it here. If they knew, I don't know. But then you'd have to use the hardware.

I'm going to look it up. But if it did, then what are you going to do? Look down at the. Yeah. That's super. You know what I mean? You just look at your Neo Geo mini screen. Like it would be super weird if it'd be super weird

if you had to look at your TV, but then keep that thing. Like why didn't they just, didn't they license out to make like a new Neo Geo? The console has an HDMI port, so it can be connected to a full-size television. It will also support game pads. There you go. Why didn't the other articles say that?

What article were you looking at, Wolves? I was looking at. Destructoid. No, no, no. That wasn't destructoid. That wasn't? OK. That was Siliconera.

OK, Polygon reports that it has HDMI. Then that's fine. Great. Great, great, great, great. Let's see what else they're saying. The same legacy it lives on. Let's see. Polygon's article says.

That's pretty much it, really. There, yeah. Polygon says it. Yeah, OK. Got it. It also support game pads sold separately, but still. All right, so that's way better. Wow, fucking racehorse pad over here.

Going to piss again. All right. Yeah, that, you know what? Just having those two things makes it. You have to buy two for all the games, though. Well, yes, but the fact that makes it better than the previous Neo Geo Mini thing they released. Yeah, that one that had weird hardware

or wasn't even made by them, but they just licensed it out to another company. I don't know. Exactly. Our mutual friend bought one of them. I'm like, this is awful. It was not great. It was not great.

Yeah, what it was called. The Neo Geo Classic. I wouldn't even think it was called Classic, just whatever. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Vesperia definitive. Yay. Those tweets were great.

They were. We referenced them earlier, but Bandai Namco. Bandai Namco. Bandai-oh. Bandai Namco Europe responding to people's tweets from fucking years ago. Like, like, 2050. Going, we'll translate anything.

No, not that one, though. No, not Vesperia. And then, wait, never mind. Actually, we will. Who does that? That runs a Twitter account. But not your game, beyonds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I applaud their independence, but. Metro Exodus. Yeah, OK. And then the stuff that we saw on the Microsoft Stream. Yeah, I'm not sure I have much more to say about that stuff. Hmm. OK, OK. Well, Ubisoft's conference is going

to be started in another half hour. I'm not sure if we're doing that. I don't think we are. Was not going to. Let's see here. This girl's 15 minutes. Bethesda, age two. Definitely cry.

Don't drink too many red bulls, everybody. Yeah. Did they actually give more DMC details? It feels like breaking the seal when you've been drinking. Oh, Nico. That's her name. Yeah. Well, craft him new arms and unlock additional powers.

OK, let's see here. So extra details about DMC five. Yeah. Years have passed after four. Red Grave City is the name of the city. Sure, why not? Jesus Christ. So now now Red Grave is it's you referenced in Bayo.

It's referenced in this. Is that it? Well, I mean, the other there's more Delvin May Cry stuff that has Red Grave. And obviously that's where it came from. It's the guy who made Ebony and Ivory. But like that was never in game, right? That was art book only canon.

Yeah. But I guess I guess Ebony and Ivory came from the Red Grave item shop. Not to mention the like again, it's like the Papa Virgil canon. It's like from the book that predates DMC four. Luca in Bayonetta after he's finished his Bayonetta adventures goes and founds a city.

Yeah. And he calls it Red Grave Town. Perfect. This is a good name for my city. OK, yeah. So that's it. Just the confirmation of Nico then. Cool.

Right. I think we pretty much hit the Xbox conference. Yeah, pretty much. In terms of the news right now, we covered the Festas. Devolver had very little to show, actually. I looked a bit into Battletoads. Battletoads, since they didn't tell us who was making it, is made by a developer ill Delo, Delo Studios.

And they've made a couple of flash games and mobile games. So it could be anything. OK. My back is killing me. Why? I need to like stretch. It's wrong with y'all, y'all. Well, he's not used to sitting for long periods of time.

Fiener. Fiener. Back break. But yeah, like Rare said, hey, congratulations with our friends at Delama Studios. And I'm like, oh, who are you? Dilla damas. And I look it up and I'm like, oh, you've made nothing of note.

But that doesn't mean you can't. But I'm still like, oh. Rocksteady made nothing of note. And then they made the Batman. No. No. Don't. They made urban urban.

What did they make? Rain. No. God. Champion. Chaos. No. A test game or a testing game.

Right. Zero tolerance. Zero tolerance. Urban chaos. Urban chaos. I said urban chaos. Sorry, I didn't hear chaos. But you wanted you wanted zero tolerance.

But it's not called zero tolerance. That's what I'd like to call zero tolerance. Now, what were the things, though, that you saw? They were the what were the games? Were they based on anything or just like? They're just mobile, like Jerry the Bouncer. Maybe that's why they didn't show anything. Yeah.

Maybe that's why. But like I also it's made Flappy Bird. No. It was just mobile stuff I've never seen before. Flappy Fox. Like I couldn't even tell you what they're called. But I was like, oh, it would have been cool if it was Waveford. Yeah.

That would have been the best handover. Because Yacht Club is busy. They're very busy. But the Waveford handover would have been fantastic. As far as I know, Waveford doesn't have anything known publicly, like they finished all the Shantae stuff. They put that out on physical now and like that's it. Could there be a new Yacht Club thing?

Maybe. I don't think they're big enough team to take on two things. Like they still haven't finished all the DLC and still haven't gone to battle mode yet. Or or or or Inti Creates. Inti Creates is also actually super. Yeah, yeah. But in just in terms of like who can handle the Mega Man 10 version of Battletoads that we want to see, they could.

Hey, guys, we got three more to go, right? We got Ubisoft. We got Sony and Nintendo. Now, we know that Sony and Nintendo's are probably going to be bangers. I bet they're going to show something cool, right? But they are that. What a what a hot take there. OK, I bet they're going to.

I bet you wanted them to show something cool. I appreciate the attempt. But Ubisoft, so I don't know, man, you're going to show off Assassin's Creed. They're going to do that. You're you want to see that I am winding the fuck down. You're you're having a rough time of it, and that's OK. Have you guys seen the new Indivisible trailer? I have. I have.

Is the new Indivisible? Also, you forgot about the PC conference. I sure fucking did. Huh? I saw the ice. Ah, oh, my God. I told that one instead, I know, not on the not on Twitch. I show I type in the visible trailer and I get a fucking 2016. I saw the Indivisible trailer, which was Magama

comboing a guy in the corner due to a loop until it the fucking combo counter hit nine hundred ninety nine and it didn't go over to a thousand. And he's like, why do you curse me so? Indivisible, they put out a new trailer that shows off almost all the environments of the map. I was surprised that they were showing so much of that because I was like, oh, I think they're right up until you unlock the B side of what map they want to show you how much they have done so people don't think.

Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. And I understood that it would show. It shows like a sense of create of like these areas looking fucking great. But I was really like kind of like I like seeing new environments for the first time and not knowing about them in advance, which is making willing Ramby. Well, that's like like fucker. I'm seeing some crazy ass shit in Automata.

That is like I had no idea this existed. That's awesome desert. So don't take that away from me. Take it away from Willie. Please don't. The point of a trailer is to sell you on the game. I know, and if people already sold on the game, don't need the trail. I know, exactly.

That's the that's the always the problem. Yeah, but the people who are already sold on the game are the most likely to watch your trailer because they want to see more of the game. It's a catch 22. There's no escape. Yeah, either way, though, like like seeing some of the other characters in action,

like in the invisible trailer, it's pretty fucking rad. Like like giant pillar sword guy. Um, yeah. And then there's like the Chinatown kind of looking environment as well. Very nice. Very nice to see it coming along. Should we talk about Sekiro at some point? Let's do that.

Oh, I was literally about to pull that out. That was that was that was I just hit my brain. It's like, yeah, right. That's the game. Yeah. I mean, again, like again, we kind of just want like, yeah, we're all I stopped along the Microsoft line since we again. Do you think they're going to show more of that in a couple hours?

Well, depends on whether or not they announced more information. Yeah, I don't know if they could or they could not. They could show the same trailer for all, you know, like usually there's a thing where you go, oh, on the show floor, find out more. So there are a couple of details that came out on this. And one of them is of particular interest to me. This is a one hundred percent single player game, which is nice. Ninja with a prosthetic arm on the past.

A prosthetic arm. A lot of play. Yeah, that's why I brought that's why I pointed out you have a you have a winter soldier of the bow leads to year of the arm. But yeah, a single player only. It looks like it will not have any of the goofy multiplayer that from soft has put in almost all their games recently. Some sort of like biotechnical soldier of some kind.

I don't I don't know how to describe it. This appears to be more grounded ish because all the people you're fighting are humans for now. Though there is that giant evil snake in the trailer then there. Why do they got to be? OK, I read Brutal Head to Head Normal. I read Brutal Head to Head Combat to dominate gameplay, but that means head to head as in like you get one against one enemy on one.

Yes, they got a grappling hook in there. That looks dope. Was this listed as a premiere or exclusive? Yeah, World World premiere. OK, OK. There's no way because remember the teaser for this was at PSX. Yeah, was it PSX or was it Game Awards? Game Awards, Game Awards, but also Activision don't make no exclusives. Because I was but I was thinking like, like, oh, fuck,

something like Sony locked down Bloodborne like from from soft. Maybe Microsoft to be like, we want our multiple teams within from software. There's no reason that they couldn't also announce Bloodborne 2 in five hours. Like it's possible. The last time we heard from software said we have three projects in development and one of them is like dark action, dark action fantasy, which is probably this and Bloodborne is probably the kart racer that it should be. The kart racer, yeah, blood kart.

Also, this is the first time that they've they've had a real main character in a in quite a while. It's like someone someone with agency. Yeah, who will talk? I mean, so I foresee this game being easier to follow. It's narrative than the last couple. So I should be the most confusing of all. That being said, this is clearly a souls ish spin off as like they go

through the trouble of showing the exact same door opening animation. And a lot of the swings look very similar to your character having a Uji. Like that's the thing is like, yeah, I'm looking at the combat and I can see where like there's similar moments with like soul stuff. Yeah, but then he swings on the fucking door post. Yeah. And you're like, can't believe it's just a straight up power bomb. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, that's not souls at all. That's super mobile.

It's also super fast. And it appears that, you know, the part where he parries it with his weird expanding shield, yeah, prior to that, there's a red congee that flashes on the enemy. Yeah. And he hits him twice and hits on, but the enemy still does the same attack no matter what. So that appears to be the parry system. Also, during that like major fight with the big guy, like you're seeing two things. One, the death sound effect is the exact same.

Yeah. It's the Dark Souls death sound effect. Easy. And second, like you're seeing Neo style deflects going on. So yes, that parry system. You also see all sorts of grappling. The fact that plague probably hates this makes me so happy. Yeah, I know, right? Oh, you can. I don't know. I didn't have to see them.

They also they also talk. But he hates Bloodborne. So in the release, they talked about how it was a super hardcore game for badasses or something. So it's likely going to be very difficult. It would make sense as it looks to be like a more pure action game. Oh, what am I talking about? There's all the platforms right there.

Yeah, all the platforms right there. Hopefully has a kill ingeniously, ingeniously. Don't kill like sloppily. Don't kill stupidly. So Platinum has this. Oh, so sorry, from not enough. I wish. When software has this from software like we were like you're saying,

like they have their their. You think they have multiple teams and then. Yes, they have multiple teams. And they said that there were and Matt pointed out that they did say quite a while ago, like a year maybe two years ago, that they're working on three games that they haven't shown yet. OK, one is a dark action fantasy. Or our action game that is dark fantasy, which is probably this.

Just people expected Western fantasy. Another thing was a remake, they said one is something in a long running franchise and one, they said, might be a remake. So I don't know if Armored Core could show up later today. You know, I doubt they meant a metal wolf. I seriously doubt that. Yeah, that's a bonus. OK, that list of Indies that they went through in two seconds in Microsoft.

Find a list of that. So that's what I want to pull up right now. And just kind of because I see Tuneq here, but I want to I want to get like a better look at Tuneq had its own separate thing. You're right. You're right. It was Wind Road. No, can you can maybe search for Microsoft Indies? Scissorail, what's the what's the moniker's ID at Xbox?

That's it. Hmm. Let's see. That's not the fucking name. No, let's go Microsoft. By the way, it would be soft in 15 minutes. Microsoft E3 2018 Indies. We'll see if that actually helps. Indies are making waves.

OK, it's a list of games. It's just I wanted like it's just like it's the same thing I wanted to screen shots of like every game and then I'd link to a trailer. Yeah, let's see if we could find a decent list, though. OK, so do you think that in the Sengoku era of Sekiro that there will be the one foreigner character and his name will be Jonathan Wilson? And he will talk about his here. He will talk about his family back in America.

Do you think that is because Michael Wilson and Michael Wilson's dad have been in other from software games? That's true. They actually did. Yeah, I forgot about that. Could you imagine if because your character's name is the one armed wolf? What if this guy's all covered in army? It's like I'm the American metal wolf. Nailed it.

You did it. I'm fucking tired. I can hear it like it just hit me all at once. I pissed out the last of the Red Bull that I had drank and now it's all gone. This is a free list endeavor. Yeah, the Indies list is like lost to time. Damn, what if I would have loved to have seen this game? What if the evil guy Samurai that kills you's name is Yaba? Tony Hawk. No, that's I I wanted to say not Richard

Hawk and ended up saying Tony Hawk instead. So fuck it, Tony Hawk's the villager of Sekiro reddit. Will Reddit save me? No, no, unfortunately, they have the I'm looking at this reddit list and it's the most expansive one so far. It still doesn't have one that we're all thrown in. Yeah, no one bothered. That's that's the you know what I mean?

Like that's what I because everyone's doing what we're doing now trying to find someone did the fucking list so they can make a list. He's got a point. Or you actually have to do the homework and watch the highlight reel again and write down and find a proper YouTube or Twitter links for these companies and their games. I don't want to write it down. That's lazy and neither you nor anyone else will do this thing.

Damn. All right, maybe we should just take some questions. Yeah, six questions about those games. Give me a good one. Oh, you know, when you yawn now, I'm all the crying and shit. Like I tears is kind of everyone says I'm always upset. Why are you crying? I'm like because I'm yawning. No one believes me. I believe you.

But why are you so upset, though? Because I'm yawning. I'm yawning. I'm upset that I'm because the Black Thorn isn't in hots yet. It is because he's rumored. I'm going to hold you all to that shit. It's going to happen. Black Thorn gets into thoughts. Blizzard offers that game as a download on their website.

They all fucking own that shit. And they refuse to do it because they're cowards. The new MOBA thoughts. Sure. Fucking Black Thorn, so cool. I wish. He's not even his name. I don't know.

I think his name is Kyle Blackthorn, but I think I've read somewhere else that it's something. Those hoes of the storm. Oh, all right. We got a couple. Oh, man. We got a couple. Let's see what's here. They're super going to Hellcast.

Hey, what up? Pretty much throw in my spouse under the bus. My favorite movie is Cannibal the Musical. Got it. Watched it with friends. We had a good time. They're embarrassed about loving it so much, but it got me thinking. Yeah, the room.

If you could inappropriately, if you could have an inappropriately upbeat musical made of something horrible, what would it be? I mean, I saw those repo man, the musical, which was like. That's OK. I saw that where like they're like ripping people's guts out to repossess them. Oh, repo.

You mean the genetic opera? Oh, man. Yes, exactly. I thought I meant just like repo man. Like no, no, the repo man, the genetic opera where they're like your organs are not yours. Yeah, yeah. And now we have to repossess them. So he repos your organs out of your body.

That's that's darker than the W.W.F repo man. That's what I know. I would love a wrestling musical. I would love that, too. And that is a dark subject. If it got real, it could. Yeah, wrestling, like the wrestler. Wrestling's the realest sport out there.

Then it would be called K-Fabe the Musical. Hell yeah, it would. It's a little too inside of a name. Yeah. You think an inside joke is appropriate for people going to see a fucking wrestling musical, though? I mean, for like it to be successful to have like the general crowd want to show up.

I don't know. Rastle, wrestling, wrestling, yeah. Russell, my timbers, Russell, mania. Russell, my timbers. That's awful. Russell, my I think you wanted to say Russell, my Jimmy's.

I did want to say that the Russell, my timbers. Yeah, yeah, Repo Man was pretty much that. My ability to fucking be good on this microphone just shot into the floor a few minutes ago. Well, to God, we finished the question with wrestling. Schindler's musical. Yeah, because that's exactly what you expect. Yeah, it's a little too on the go.

Because there's jokes like that on TV throughout the years. Right, because musical is the most innocent of genres, therefore, it's the easiest joke to throw out. But it's also why you like the animal crossing creepy shit, too. Yeah, Dave says, how get into DMC always admired from afar with DMCV announced. I got to know where to start.

I heard one's rough and doesn't age well. I heard even worse things about two. Does it start at three or should I play them all play one? Then three, then four done. Then if you want a hilarious and sad time, go play two out of curiosity and or special edition for. Yes, but ultimately one, three, four, and you're good. That's it. That's all one's still great.

And it it's aged. Well, yeah, one is definitely. But it's still a fucking good game. Just to just remember, it came out in 2001. Her game sucked. It gives you to suck back. Rich says, you start getting good. Yeah, never. No, never.

They were never good 2010. Yeah, if you want to complete the arc, of course, yeah, you can go go check out Alistair and in beautiful Joe. Yeah, I didn't play that SMT game. Yeah, Detour. Yeah, play Nocturne featuring Dante. That's the full time featuring beautiful Joe. Then because you've played Nocturne,

you have to play all the SMTs to understand where like Philemon and it's actually literally and what happens to Yawa. It's impossible, right? So you once you've completed the Shin Megami Tensei, more than half of those games have never come out in English. So you complete the entire Shin Megami Tensei like world to understand where Dante ended up

for that brief period of time. And that'll catch you up for five, because that's where he's leaving. There you go. He's using the Amani network. Amani, Amani, whatever. Amala. Rich says, listen, you guys talk mad shit

about the Divisions 2's horribly forced tactical chat. Tactical, I like that. That's pretty good. And subsequent mimicking actual game chat reminded me of a guy who followed me into matches of modern warfare 2 screaming in team chat. You might be good at all the games, but you don't get no cheeks though.

Whenever I tried to respond about his lack of cheeks, his response was Jehovah bless me so these hoes stay away. I never muted or blocked the guy since I thought it was hilarious. This went on for four days. Bless that wonderful man until he left my life forever. What's your most favorite memorable online chat experience? I don't play anything with online chat.

And the one time I had that fucking K.I. problem was when the Kinect was on and it automatically just let you hear other people's bullshit while they were playing. So I'm hearing people's babies crying and I'm hearing people yelling at their girlfriends and I'm just not having a good time with it. Okay, so my favorite times were Gears of War

where I heard most of what you just described. Like Gears of War 1 in particular and Gears of War 3. I was just like, dude, your baby's gonna die. You should probably go do something. Fuck you, man, I'm high. And my favorite, my favorite times in voice chat, probably playing Halo 3 and just getting in there and just being toxic and making children cry.

Oh, back when there were no consequences for shit. I have one where I sent a message to someone asking if they wanted to play Fatal Fury special with me, but they never replied. That's BM. Lastly, we got one coming in here from MrMayory, says, hey, Willie in the Game Theory podcast after Fallout rumors and discussion

has reminded of when I mentioned similar rumors to a friend and I said, Fallout is doubling down on the worst and most hated feature. And he said crafting was the best. I didn't say that. I hated crafting, wasn't a good crafting system, was poorly, I hate, okay. He hates it.

Read it verbatim. I hated crafting, wasn't a good crafting system, was poorly integrated into core gameplay loop and isn't what people come to Fallout for. While he liked it because mods kind of affixed it all and provided the most content for YouTubers and streamers. Personally, this felt like someone hated the prequel trilogy for similar reasons and I told them,

now you just got to get online and into them prequel memes. Star Wars and Fallout aside, what are your opinions on considering the value of feature or entire product by its release standalone value versus value provided by the community completely separately? I think that the feature should stand on its own without having to have any mod support for it to make it good. And I can't, and I don't know where,

I must have misspoken, but I fucking hated the crafting in the new Fallout games. I think they need to stay in Stain Mother that killed their babith because those babiths can't frith back. It was on the news this morning. A woman in R who killed her three kids, they're laying their babby to lady to rest. Truly, I am sorry for your lots.

Oh, we missed some parts. It's fine, we may give the gist of it. And you got to get the real like, they need to weigh in Stain Mother who killed their babbies before their babbies can't frith back. It was on the news this morning. Babbies took their own life. Like, that's the real takeaway.

They spun off into their own Stain Mother universe. That reading with the cavemen is just... It was strong. So are we answering this question or...? I answered it. Oh, you did? Yeah. Okay.

It's a Fallout question. I have nothing. I pulled it so that one of you could answer it. What do you want me to what? Yeah, what is going on? What's coming up? What's coming out? We might as well just...

We got God of Wars and we got... We got Tolkien Mirages and we got Detroits. Happening. Tolkien Mirages are now going to be slightly longer. Yep. Those are at 45. To stop all the screaming. Hey.

We'll not. We will not. Hey. It continues. It to be super fun. To spite all odds. To be a good time. We talked about Wolf's Reign, mother fucker.

Oh, yeah. We got it to Steve Conte. Ubisoft is turning on right now. We're going to go... We're going to stop this and then come back or what? Like... Because we got to stop the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then we can hit it. Fine, fine. I just need to go get a drink. Oh, yeah. It's fine. Turn it... Just turn it back on after you turn it off and then leave. What time does it end?

I don't know. They didn't... I didn't see the time. Probably an hour. It's probably an hour. Okay. And then at nine Eastern we got Sony. They'll probably show something cool.

All right. So short cast but E3 cast, sweet cast. Short but sweet cast. It wasn't that sweet. It was all right. I think I know what I want to ask you to make the title of this week's podcast. Oh, there's a couple of them. So you're going to have to fight a few...

I'm going to fight one. There's a couple. Yeah. But yeah, let's just do that. This week's E3. What's going on? Oh, Matt, what's going on? So depending, this video might change depending on Ubisoft's conference or not.

But my final episode of Matt's Palace of Persia where I'm like... The final episode... Where I go, fuck all of you and you are all the cause of this Ubisoft. I might need to change that depending if they announce a Prince of Persia armor set. That's not good. For honor. Could that change perhaps be because if that's... Remember when I described those, that pistol drawing attitude that makes for the best comedy

sometimes has adverse effects in a world where Metal Wolf Chaos XD exists? Yeah, that's true. So never say never. But yeah, so the final episode of that where I talk about the movie and the fucking DS... Oh, the wonderful Gyllenhaal movie. The DS game battles of Prince of Persia, which I tried so hard to play more than like a minute of. So there's that and then like later in the week, I have a new bug report coming up. Yay.

There you go. There you go. Near automata continues. How do you get in those tomatoes? I got a parry and my hair is green. You can change your hair color. I didn't know that. Fuck you.

I actually didn't know that at all. That shit's dope. Huh? Yeah, that continues. And of course, Naruto continues with Reggie as well. Over on Woolly versus... What's going on, Pat? Honestly, after streaming all of these, like I might not stream this week, but if I do,

it'll be like Friday or Saturday or something on Dark Soul. I don't know. Whatever. That's an angry spat on Twitch. That's over there. But don't be surprised if I'm lazy. Okay. Don't be.

And with that, we'll see you guys next week as we move on to the... As per usual. Yes. But E3 continues. So... Oh yeah. I want to talk about how weird Dante looks. He looks fucking old and creepy and I love it.

The cops can't stop him. He's too strong, that grandpa. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'm gonna let it out, gonna let it out, gonna let it out. Move this, baby, don't be slow, step aside, reload, time to go. I can't seem to control all this rage that's inside me.

Pulling that same attack and I'll miss, brand it by 5-4 in the ass. Red hot temper, I just can't resist all this vengeance inside me. Okay. Shadows First Lovely Forza Sun

My head is Finding my sight In the good my head It's getting bigger Bang bang bang Pull my double trigger When the light is

It's not over We fly through To get closer Like a silver bullet Pusing through I throw myself Into you You

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