Castle Super Beast - SBFC 256: You Can't Stop Us from Drinking the Sarcophagus Juice (Feat. Adam from YMS)
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Yeah, that's about, that's about right. Are we on? Did we turn it on?
That's about how you started out. Okay. Why does every podcast, like 250-some episodes end
start with? Did we... Is the button? Not to say that... Oh. Well, I've had fun... Not to say that
like streams don't, like you can prepare, prepare, prepare. We're still figuring it out.
And then stream dead messages within seconds. I've started at about a dozen streams with
the audio completely off. It's set it go. Why not go? You didn't touch anything since
last time. So logically, there shouldn't be anything wrong this time. Hi! But there is something
wrong. Adam's here. Oh no. I broke in. Is that something wrong or something right? I don't know.
He's cool. Hey Adam, what's up? Who are you? I'm Adam. I have a YouTube channel called
Your Movie Sucks, which I believe is the exact same size as our YouTube channel. Is it? Oh,
we pulling out Dix and measuring already? Yeah, why not? Damn son. I thought we'd butter him up
a little bit and then do the dick measuring. Here's what happened, right? So I was like,
oh, his channel is way bigger than ours. But then I looked, I'm like, no, we're bigger than I thought
we were. Oh. Like, I think mine's still bigger than ours. Well, the trick is to use the tape
measure so that you don't, you don't, because the ruler is too straight. Oh no, is the tape
measure because this is still way bigger. Because you're in the age of everyone leapfrogging us
that was smaller before. The tape measure is how you, because you can bend it and then you can get
a little bit of extra there. You have like 50,000 of your subs? Sure. Everybody unsubscribe from me.
No, no. See, how do you get that joke? No, we took that joke. That joke used to be funny. And now
we get it. And then people do it. Yeah. Because we, anytime something went wrong with us, we started
saying go unsubscribe from a friend of ours. And then they did it. And then it started going haywire.
I don't think they actually did it. No, they didn't actually do it. It was like 12 people. It might
have been the other horrible thing that we did to that person that caused the sublot. Oh yeah.
His boys. Oh boy. With their noise. Oh boy. His BF boys. Oh, good old jovial YouTube ribbing.
You know. Yes. Yeah. Remember when we damaged that person's channel?
Hey man, it's all good. What is up? Hey, so you're in town. I am. I'm here right now. How
you enjoying Montreal, man? It's good. It's this not the first time I've been here. I've,
you know, I was just here to mainly visit my brother. Then I found out that Fantasia Fest was
happening. Yeah, it is. So I could see a couple movies while I was, while I'm here. That was pretty
cool. Got some footage for a music video I'm filming, hung out with some friends while I'm
recording an album right now. As is everyone nowadays, we need to get on, get on ours. Yeah.
Someone sent in a shell letter to like, to bring that up. But I guess we can strike that from
I don't have any music. We should call it best friends like to battle. Do you have any musical
talent, Matt? No. I spoke one time and then someone used it in a cool song. Oh, that happened
to me too. Monday morning again thing. It was good. Hey, we should get the guy who did the Silent
Hill rap video to just make a rap video out of our podcast. No, we say to Little V, get something
done tomorrow. We're going to give you no guides at all. Get it done. There's also tech writer
and the awesome like fun remix albums of our stupid shit. But none of that's actual real
talent Adam. That's just accidental like music occurring. But it's still art. What? Oh, don't
say don't say that to this guy. Don't letting him know that he was accidentally a part of art
is probably the worst mistake ever. Don't do it. Video games are art. Are we going to have
this debate? Video games are also stupid. But yeah, they're all great. See, that's how I get
around it. See, it's all right. Remember, ladies, if you're dating a man that's still into video
games, you should dump his ass. You see that tweet? See that hot take? I didn't see it.
Some rando dude with no followers says that and he's like, shit, now I got to get my soundcloud
link out because everyone's dog piling on the second tweet on the side of the problem. Yeah,
but that's what goes through someone's head whenever they're randomly made up. It's a nerve.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see like one tweet. Yes. Oh, yeah. By the way, check out this other thing.
There's a science to that. And I've like that's where the that's where the person's true intentions
come through. I think is that first one is the rehearsed really well thought out viral. And then
the second one is what they're really up to. I found the perfect JPEG of just a bunch of clip art
of sonic adventure characters making weird faces going, oh, wow, this really blew up. Check out
my sonic streams on Twitch. And I'm like, that needs to be the only one you do ever.
The worst instances of that were on YouTube annotations I found. Oh, yeah. Cover the whole
video. It'd be like viral video. Oh, shit, that's got viral. Oh, check out my other thing. It's like,
well, I can't watch the video anymore. I guess you could turn them off. But there's really no
annotations were amazing. No, they're they still work. They do still work. But not if you add
all the ones you have if you have channel bumpers at the end, then you can't use. No, no, old ones
still work, but you can't add new ones. But but they are nowhere near as bad a mistake as video
replies were. Do you remember the era of video replies? Yeah, there's always positives and
negatives. And I actually use the reply feature. Wow. Well, you know, back in the day, YouTube was
a small community of a lot of vloggers and some are when did you when did you get in your and
I started my YouTube stuff when I was in, I guess, in 2006. So like, pretty early.
But it wasn't the channel that is the most popular now. So my your movie sucks channel
started in 2010. But I was doing, I was doing random vlog shit and just uploading really
shitty skit videos from sounds familiar. It does sound actually somewhat familiar. Yeah.
There's there's something like, like, like, there's always something worse, though, because
it's like, okay, video replies to me is like, that was just like the drag era, because I found
those to be awful. And it was always the same screenshot of some random dude's head. And you're
just like, I don't care what you have to say about like today. Well, yeah, right. Shocked face.
Oh, reactions. I hope I hope you remember that I told you that I went into YouTube's like policy
guide for thumbnails. And it is in the guide to making a good thumbnail is make an emotional
face on thumbnail as big as it reacts to emotions. Yeah. I mean, we can argue against it, because
it's annoying, but at the same time itself, it works, right? Every time. Yeah, that's that's
the curse that we live in is the understanding that all of that shit works. Yeah, it's the
consumer's fault. As soon as I started putting my weird, constipated looking face on all the
videos on my side channel, the face where I'm look like I'm shitting my pants, people went,
Oh, I want to watch that. I will say, though, that like a step below that, though, in my opinion,
is dropping down to Nico Nico Doga, where they have it's like the Japanese YouTube where they
have the comments flying over the video. Yeah, that's so when someone writes the Japanese equivalent
of lol, which is like w w w in a row, you'll just see a big stream of W's because someone
found it hilarious completely obscuring the whole because the only thing more to now. The only thing
the only thing more important than the content is the reaction of the audience to that content.
How was everyone feeling about this while I watch it? Well, that's why I decided to make that extra
super excellent video of Outlast Shitstorm with Facecam that everyone loves. Do you remember
that conversation? Hell yeah. Okay, I'm glad. It was actually probably 60, 40 people were like,
No, you should do this. I'm like 40 is a lot. No one's going to catch the parody aspect, but it's
okay. Oh man, that's good though. Nobody caught the parody aspect of labeling red dead gun or
gun red dead or whatever the fuck specifically told by machinima is like these jokes are too
high brow. Don't do it. Don't do this. You're just you're hurting everyone. You will confuse people
and it did and they were don't put that fucking Mac and me clip in there. They never told me not
to do that. They didn't. They never told me not to do it. I assume they would. So when I turned
five videos, it was fine. Would you catch it? Fantasia? I caught under the Silver Lake,
which I loved, but I had actually seen it can already. So I literally caught the first two
screenings in the world of this movie, but I just wanted to bring other people to see it and see
it for a second time. It's one of those movies. I also caught the man who killed Hitler and then
the Bigfoot. I saw the title. Yeah, yeah. It was very bad. It was it was not even like ironically.
You'd expect it would be some kind of like hobo with a shotgun and grind house like, oh,
I'm self aware. A nine or two bad. It's kind of funny sort of thing, but it wasn't. It didn't
know what it wanted to be. It was like the majority of the movie was just like straightforward
trying to present the main character's life after he killed Hitler and just like, I'm sad now.
And it was taking itself completely seriously. Like the music was completely serious. There was
the odd moment where it's like, oh, yeah, this is self aware, but it was just like maybe four
moments in the entire film. The whole thing was super fucking boring and just like it was a mess.
Was it technically competent? No. Okay. No, that's good. There were some really
distracting editing choices, some really bad direction and only one good actor was the main
guy. I think his name is Sam Neal. I keep forgetting his name. Sam Neal. Like Jurassic Park Sam Neal?
I forget if he was in that. He was in the Big Lebowski. I can't remember if Sam Neal was in
the Big Lebowski. In the mouth of Madness Sam Neal? Like the famous guy, but Jurassic Park
three Sam Neal. No, no, no, no. Sam. Yeah, Sam Neal, Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott. I was like no,
I think he's in Jurassic Park. That actually is slightly more baffling. It's got a nice mustache.
Sam Elliott. He was the guy in Red Dead Redemption. He was like I'm a fucking old cowboy in Mexico.
He was the only competent actor. He's also the he played General Ross in the first Hulk movie,
then they recasted him for the rest of the Marvel like universe. And his iconic role on the ranch
with Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, I always see that fucking thumbnail and I always pass by it.
Damn. The problem with Fantasia is that like I've been going and this is the first year I'm like
not seeing anything is that like just there wasn't anything particularly like last year there was
the JoJo movie. Oh, shit. Go see that. But like they don't care if their movies are bad,
but they're like they're like press junket and their magazine will always try to sell you on
every movie because they want to make money, obviously. So I always have to be like I'm not
sure about this and I have to find reviews of other sites that have nothing to do with Fantasia
that go like this is trash. This is not good for this. So there's a lot more research involved
throughout the years because they just want to get everything. I would argue that
you know, you should be doing your research at any film festival. Yeah, like every film
festival that ever exists even can like one of the most prestigious, the most prestigious film
festival in the world. If you go in just looking for like, oh, that looks cool based on the poster
or an actor like don't really know anything about who directed it or what the critical reception
has been. It's just like you're probably going to watch a bad movie over the years. The chances
are high. Yeah, over the years, like I used to do like 10 to 12 Fantasia movies every year. And
yeah, that's just definitely dropped. And there would be I'd say an average of about 40% of what
I would what I would go to was like, all right, you know, and then and then like a lot of clunkers.
But this year, I just kind of I pared it down to two. Last night, I saw I am a hero,
which is the film adaptation of manga. It's a Japanese like zombie like manga. Like
it's about the loser, right? It's about the loser. Okay, I remember that. But he's the only man in
Japan with a gun, basically, and he's trained and he uses it and he's like holding a license and he
takes it very seriously. When the fall happens, so to speak, and it's it's in that time frame you
enjoy. Yeah, it's right. But it's more but and it's like and it's also like, it really it spends
like the whole time in that really interesting adjusting period, because like it's to the point
where walking down the street, some people are casually on their phones still doing their day
to day business, while just around the corner, someone else is getting hit with one a runner
that tackles them and grabs them type of thing, you know, so I talked about the manga, I feel like
a long while ago. Yeah. And I not spent too, too much time on it. But this is a pretty good
faithful adaptation, I'd say, of what I read. I only read the first two volumes, and I think it
covers about four or so. So the first part, at least up to where I recognized was pretty on point,
just fast forwarded somewhat for, you know, a couple of events. But ultimately, I think it did
a pretty good job with the material. Some stuff was like definitely censored, because the manga
goes, you know, pretty extreme at certain points to rules in Mangatown. Yeah. And like a big thing
about the way zombies work in this universe is that like the thing that you're obsessed with
in life becomes your sort of only repeating trait as a zombie. Okay. So it's like, you're not just
a zombie, you're a zombie that's obsessed with selling those stocks, got to sell those stocks,
buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, if that's what you were doing in life. It's taking like the dawn of the
dead Romero shopping mall ones to a new ridiculous extreme. Yeah, well, that's, except for Japan,
definitely, right? You've got like everyone's obsessions, like they're, I guess like they're
aid almost boiled down to like a single thing that they repeat while they're being this like crazy
fucked up zombie or whatever. Do they still eat people? They do, but they do it while talking about
or repeating whatever the thing that they're obsessed with. So would you say that eating the
people is like they're doing their thing and then they get distracted, they're like, oh food,
and then they go back to whatever. What if their obsession was being a vegan?
Well, yeah, then they'd probably just hang out and talk about being vegan while
be insufferable on a street corner. Well, like, like, like, because I mean, like, for an example,
like there's one lady that's just obsessed with shopping. And so she's like trying to break
her way into the shopping thing. But if she sees meat walk by, she's going to come get the meat
and then rip it apart and probably put it in her shopping bags and continue shopping,
you know, or and so on and so forth. So that like plays into like how you have to kind of
encounter certain types of zombies in a different way because people. Oh, no, it's the hatchery.
It's kind of like in land of the dead where some zombies kind of remembered a little bit of what
they had like one had a gun because he was a policeman. One was the big handyman guy and
he had like a wrench. He was like, yeah, that was one of those really bizarre things from that.
All the Romero movies where like the person was still in there, but they were all just crazed
with hunger. Yeah. Yeah. This is a lot of that. This is a lot of that the person. There's a lot
of the person is still in there kind of working into this story. And, you know, sometimes it means
that like you get a boss type character, right? If you're talking about a zombie that was like
a triathlete or like a sumo wrestler. Yeah, like a gigantic, you know, so yeah, they kind of play
with those things. But no, it was it was it was it was it was fun. It was fun. And the other one
you were going to go see the other one I'm going to go see is tonight, actually. And it's the bleach
live action movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't see that there. Yeah. Oh, man. What a reaction.
That's happening tonight. Good for you. I all I know is support your bleach, dude. So drink it.
The trailer just looks like they have expensive wigs and terrible CG. I can't wait. That's Japan.
I can't wait. The CG budget goes into the weight budget every time. I can't wait for the moment
that takes a page from the attack on Titan live action movie where they need to get further into
soul society and just helicopters. Well, dude, all I know is like for a single shot because the
thing I wanted to see most is like is like think of like the most anime type characters as ridiculous
as you get into that series. They're very right. You start off with yeah, like some spiky orange
hair and then like a kind of a big guy. But then fucking like Renji shows up with the red dread
weirdness that makes no sense. Or that one guy that's a furry. Yeah. And I'm like, what are you
going to do for that? And like you get the little little clip in the trailer and I'm like, I'm excited
for this train wreck. I want to be in the fucking conductor seat as this train is going off the
rails. I can't wait. So is that going to be your new gimmick? Well, you're going to keep up to date
on all the really bad anime adaptations? When I went through the the Fantasia, like, you know,
like website, like those were the two that I that that stuck out. So I was like, yeah,
why not? I'll get on board for this mess. Because I've never I forgot about, well,
it's not technically based on an anime. Yeah, I guess. But it feels like anime came in. It does.
But it just also know that like, I'm never going to catch a chance to see this again. You know
what I mean? So you're not even going to go through the trouble of going to a website and
clicking a button to like casually do it. When else are you going to see Death Note L change the
world? I was going to say Japan and America in this foot race to say who can make the worst anime
to live action adaptations. I think America's slightly ahead of Japan's always on their heels.
So like Death Note raised the bar. I feel like it's neck and neck, but like no one is willing to
fucking go for the death blow, which is that American Akira that America. Oh, oh, wow. It's
existed in various forms of not being made. It has existed to various states of completion,
including the entire script leaking out at various points. And it is the Caprio Akira, right?
No fucking Keanu Reeves. It was Keanu, right? Yeah. And they're American hitmen in New York.
Wasn't there also Keanu Bebop? Yes, that was a thing, right? But Shinshira Wannanabe wanted
Keanu for Spike as in the live action Bebop. So that's slightly different. That's so weird.
He doesn't like... No, that's who he wants. Whoa. He doesn't even look at all like...
That's who he wants, though. I know. I know. I just... It's not the type that's Spike as a
as a as an a character on art. You don't own the character. I don't. I don't. I got no say in that.
That's fine. First four figures is about to make a giant with ridiculous cool spike statue. They're
going to say Keanu Reeves. Sitting in the park, eating the pigeons. Yeah. No, but like some. So
there is definitely like some of that. Let like anime to movie discussion this week has quite a bit
of news rolled out that way. But first, let's get into like what we all did. Yes. So how was your
week, man? Hey, man, what up? I didn't get to talk about something last time, but like I'm wearing
for the shirt of it. But if you're in the Chicago area, please go to thecatcaid.org and spend time
with like 25 amazing cats and arcade machines. It's a nonprofit place. I went, I think I might have
died and gone to heaven. Every single cat was a nice sweetie. None of them were like angry
alley cats or whatever question. One of them really. What arcades did they have? Well, one,
what games were there? And two, do the cats that are at the catcade get in front of the screen as
you play for your attention? Because that feels like that would be a thing that happens all the
time. I can answer both questions. Like one, there's a stand up regular arcade machine seems to be
an emulated turtles in time. Cats can't even really get up there. But they have to like tabletops,
various types of Pacman and various types of Defender and those types of games. Cats will get
on to it because they're warm screens and their tables and your but your everything's on free
play. So there's no stakes to winning these games. It's basically spending like I think 15 bucks
to spend like an hour with the cats and you get free drinks. For whatever reason,
Chicago laws say you can't have food. You can't mix food. Yeah, you know what? That's probably
more common than you would expect. But we have fucking three cat cafes here. But you could
vape in his animals. Kind of vape and blow it in a cat face. Yeah. Yeah. Was there a cat that was
like a like scary fat? There was one cat that was big, but he felt more like muscular, and he's the
one that you can adopt. All of them are adoptable. They've saved 350 cats from a term I've never
heard, but I'm sure it's American. I have not heard of it in Montreal. Kill shelters. Kill
shelter. Okay. That's new to me. Absolutely. I assume that is like shelters where they just get
rid of it after a while, which I thought was every shelter. It's a shelter, which is you have a seven
day period to get picked up by the populace. Now, I've heard of whether or not the shelter has
seven days or a month or two weeks or whatever is based on the region and how many are coming in
basically. That is that is a American term, but that is a absolute widespread thing. The dogs and
cats at our local SPCA do not stay there forever. I know they don't stay there forever, but it's called
the SPCA to me. And like someone's to call it the kill shelter. See, it made you want to adopt some
cats. There were a couple I'd want if I already didn't have to. But like, yeah, if anyone's in
that area, it's so worth it to go. If you go right when it opens at noon, there's like no one there.
The cats are like all like, you've got to expend the energy. So it was amazing that the cat cat,
the cat, Cade.org, whether it was really fun. How does it compare to I think the Galloping
Ghost? In terms of arcade machines, it's zero compared to the Galloping Ghost. But it's it's
yeah, the cats are the main draw. It's just kind of a lounge and there's movies being played. They're
playing for the cats. I think for the cats primarily. But if you can, if you want to watch
the movies they decide on, you can. Did they have any trackball games? Because I feel like cats
would be really good at trackball games. Just hit the ball and go fucking crazy. Yeah, there's
iPad games for cats now. They're non profit. So any money you do spend just goes towards cat food
and keeping them out of yeah, and keeping them out of trouble. The kill shelter of the kill
shelter. Keep them out of the sniper site where they blast. You got 24 hours to live. What would
you do all day? See all these cats just posing up on a bad boy cover, bad cat. Aside from that,
I played I played two really surprisingly good like I've heard of these games. I don't know much
about them. A pato box. It is a punch out like that is made in Brazil and you play as this
duck faced muscular boxer and it's it's heavy contrast black and white like Mad World. Okay.
And you start with a punch out fight, but then you start walking around town and all you can do
is punch. Okay, that's interesting. So you're this crazy. How do you spell that? I put too many
I pulled it up. Yeah, a to box. Oh, you were not kidding with duck face. So it's a dog boss
fights like punch out are actually super elaborate. They have like like strikers and things like it's
much more elaborate than any other punch out game I've ever played. It would be mad world except
like this is actually what the 2D art style like what they were attempting to make it look like was
Yeah, there's an in depth story there and you're you're doing quests and walking around like it's
not showing in any of the trailer that we're watching right now but they're just showing the
fights but it was incredibly good the controls when you're boxing were just a little bit more
stiff than punch out where it's they just had a little bit less animation here and there but
it was still like crazy good very unique as a game and concept apparently pato means duck
that makes sense because everything's duck puns in this okay no corkscrew penises but partial
nudity in that's the pato box so click that last screenshot on steam that's when you're just going
through a okay we're just looking at world like yeah so it looks like if punch out had an adventure
mode this almost reminds me of fight night in a way yeah punching is your way to do environment
like interaction is your also your battle system I only know how to punch so this is on
something you know how to do yeah this is on switch and steam obviously but like yeah I if
you're into punch out likes and like something a little off-kilter like I I super recommend I was
kind of blown away I saw screenshots and video looks super great I saw video of just a fight and
I was like that looks cool it's a punch out like I've played them before but like when I
actually started this story mode as a holy shit and the other game was pool panic which is made
by adult swims no that's I'm thinking of a different thing this was shown in Nintendo
an indie event and it's basically like will you think of snipper clips snipper clippers
in terms of its humor and it's like how its characters are designed but it's just a gigantic
open world where you're you're like finding different pool oh that pool holes yeah pool is in
billiards billiards that thing with the penguins and you just wander around and you find these
crazy different missions and you're always trying to hit your ball into things but that's the only
like and you're a cue ball connecting thing yeah you're the cue ball you're having a little pool
adventure different balls react differently like one got like some only hunch down and slam themselves
and it disrupts all the balls there's it's it's crazy good too and there's almost no dialogue
or voices everyone just goes this is an adult swim cartoon I would really is yeah it feels like
it was based on something why is there no John and Callahan's quads game will you move on so we
move on it it was really really fun panic that looks I think right now yes it's only steam exactly
that's where my brain went that is why I've been giggling the whole time okay highly recommend
that center thing had like it says the number 100 and that's how many courses so you keep having
you keep unlocking something every course that you do okay in the center and I don't know what
happens some balls leave these like tron light cycle walls oh yeah hit them it's it's crazy elaborate
like like a lot of creativity went into this and this map is massive right on smile yeah it's always
kind of it's real like rick and morty like yeah weird part rennan stimpy look part cowards yeah
yeah a little bit a little bit yeah highly recommend that too um as well I finish the alienist on
netflix that's the oh yeah that murder the old old timey new york series on netflix i finished
psychology back in the day yeah um and uh strong finish um it's a finish when you said early
psychology they go this is an untapped field and I will never rest until I map the human mind of
that psychoses and I'm like that's the most setting up for a second series sequel ever like
the camera zooms out as they look at the infinite potential of the future I didn't quite get all
of the answers but I will keep trying hey man I got a question I was like last somebody mentioned
this to me on twitter after you talked about it apparently that uh first season is based on the
crimes of albert fish it could very well be yeah noted uh noted cannibal and noted cannibal
child killer yeah wow what's that is that fillfish this thing might as well
but no it's not the same guy but yeah because albert fish is like one of it's one of those
like history's greatest monsters they're out there yeah at the ending no one walks up and says
some new villains in town left his calling card seems to be a joker car
it seems to say Manson despite that being like 300 years in the future but whatever
you could maybe do clown with john Wayne gasey if you wanted what what's what's nice is that
there's a couple of side characters that are like oh michael iron side uh sam fisher himself is in
there oh the guy that played buffalo bill from sound to the lambs is in there but they both play cops
how drunk is Michael iron side during a scene not drunk he plays like an art lover that's like i
collect art to remind myself that the world isn't as shitty as it is what does he sound like when
he's not saying would you help me move this cow it's still like that a little bit would you he's
like oh this alias please don't stop using your german mumbo jumbo because the daniel brule super
german i don't think he can ever hide it like his accent and everything so he just plays german or
eastern european characters i i feel like um um idris elba like figured it out like a lot better
than uh some other uk actors because he just whispers to sound american he just whispers his
way through if i if i talk low enough no one will know yeah stringer bell man stringer bell
just whispers his way through your life like grinding a bunch of bullshit and every time
elba raises his voice is when it comes out a little bit you can feel the the fucking heimdull
just start peeking out around the edges that's a problem because luther like another season of
luther is coming back so it happens every so often that he has to drift back into it in between
the two yeah well isn't that his natural accent it is but he has he can't drift too far away from
it like he can't do too many american features in a row because then he has a luther breaking it up
and he's like ah fuck it for the next couple american features i'll just be british reminds me of
uh sean bean when he went to fucking the game of thrones just finally said fuck it and just started
talking in his regular awful voice did he have an accent in silent hell i don't think so he can't
not because no matter like if he ever tries an american accent it becomes this affectation
american accent that's like oh are you from some posh area no you're from the north of england
no i am like you can't you can't i don't remember much about what he did in silent hell he fucking
died that's what he did he stayed away from the story it's the one he didn't no in the second one
he's he's i don't remember him being in the second yeah that's the first thing that happens
that kicks off the story he gets all they johnny caged him yeah and then fucking uh uh john snow
was there to pick up the pieces in herrington yeah on the tariff real no for real wow i didn't know
that they didn't know that a little game of thrones thing going there is so fucking bad that's pretty
good oh man the scariest part was the pop tart jump scare oh god i can't even remember i think it's
a great movie oh wait for real they no yeah they it's it's really quiet and it cuts to the next
scene it's like pop out of the toaster i think it's a great movie because it actively reflects the
silent hell hd collection in terms of at the time where it went it's absolutely like it's the perfect
companion please you play that then you watch the movie the two pack you buy it the zellers it still
combines parts of silent hell tube and mostly three and just a bunch of bullshit it was so weird that
their attempts at relating it to the game in ways was just like oh yeah there's the red shoe behind
the on the bedside table you can see that fans of the game will like this but then it just like
betrays every everything important it was it was one of those awesome moments where you got to see
why the the whole movie series was a bad idea because you had a director and a writer who
gave a shit who did the first one and it was bad but it was fine and then you had a writer and a
director that didn't give a fuck with the second one and it's one of the worst movies ever did did
they make the like super predictable mistake of bringing pyramid head back oh yeah people that he
has nothing to do with he's all over the place of the day i don't like i don't understand how games
make that problem i don't understand how that's not the first thing anyone working on a silent hill
project is not handed is like a just a sign that just says don't use pyramid head but it's the most
recognizable character and you have to put it in it so people will buy it resonance doesn't even have
that problem well that's the weird thing it's like like tyrant stopped being used well because
resident evil has a tyrant is not recognizable it's like nemesis showing up but like tyrant is
not a reflection of the psyche of fucking joe valentine it was in its own movie it was it was
because it was a guy that was in the first redfield but then they later did a chris redfield
you know but also remember that that that nemesis was a guy that was close to alice and there are
the people that survived the first movie so he had this like psychological link with and then he
turns into a good guy at the end and is a has a kung fu fight yeah that's good aside from that since
i finished alias i started glow season two oh that's how and it starts off really strong because
they don't have to do all the setup anymore they're just rustling non-stop and they they're it's i'm in
like three episodes in and i've i've had some belly laughs already where it's just the everything's
just in place so it's just popping off uh like right off the bat i like i said i i feel like i
didn't get exactly what i was looking for out of it but i laughed enough to be like yeah i'll i'll
come back i think you would get it right off the just starting off because they're just instantly
going into your their promos how to compose a match like she's not good enough she just joined
they have a new character like that takes up junk chain though the black the remember the black
stunt lady that yeah yeah she went off to do her thing and um they have this uh this new character
yolanda and she doesn't know how to rustle but she can dance okay so there's lots of fun stuff i just
kind of feel like a lot of it was stretching for how long you could go without actually doing ring
work you know every every all three episodes have had matches so far so okay and they're 30 minutes
long which is weird not not a lot in netflix netflix originals are 30 minutes usually an hour
right usually yeah but that was though and kimmy schmidt as well yeah well kimmy schmidt's
devil man cry baby it's like half an hour i think yeah yeah that uh most i think an anime is pretty
much always gonna come in at the 22 you can't make an hour-long anime who's gonna watch that stupid
shit i mean ova's do it but no one no one buys those yeah it sucks high budget thousand dollar
box like i always talk about country and shit yeah you're like oh wait they do this sometimes
well well well well hold on though flcl you know it's not an hour they weren't they longer
no i don't want to imagine i thought they were shorter were they half an hour episodes they were
have they were half an hour episodes that you could watch in the length of one feature length
movie okay yeah i guess only like stuff like read or die you know that comes out every now and then
but either way anime that i know that goes super short is metal ocolips and unfortunately that is
not coming back anytime soon no it is not no there's other stuff like seha girls was like
12 minute episodes when jeffrey from virtual fighter shows up and then like uh i had gretsuko's
15 minutes technically anime they're 15 minutes 12 minutes whatever uh yeah metal ocolips remember
real bad metal ocolips got when they extended it and now they're full half hour episodes and it's
like they it just wasn't me i didn't last that long but i enjoyed i watched every single 11 minute
episode and then i watched like five of the half hour ones like these jokes don't last for half an
hour yeah yeah either way like bummer news on that like yeah seriously person piece but director
passed away the writer and director of metal ocolips passed away oh shit yeah like a massive stroke
or something that sucks um and finally um yeah just a bit more tailing on anime i watched the second
godzilla anime on netflix godzilla the city on the edge of battle the one with the future
cybersuit sold your kids well they know they're just wearing spacesuits okay well you you keep the
but but am i wrong to think yes but in this new one there is a new type of mech like shown like
something to be put next to Gundams or orbital frames or whatever they're called vultures
and they look really cool that's a good name do cool things okay but i was pretty disappointed
with the whole thing because the first movie is like a lot of setup a lot of setup a lot of setup
and then the last stinger is like oh shit and then this movie i'm like oh i can't wait and then
a lot of setup a lot of setup a lot of setup and then one guy whispers a name and that's
better watch the third one and like so now i've kind of now you're really excited that carrot
that godzilla dick carrot is just hanging on the edge of this fucking fish bowl glowing blue with
its spikes i keep falling for it and they're they're like they're fine they're serviceable
movies but they're not exactly you know bad dragon is like already made the product anyway yes oh
there'll be a future sponsor okay so yeah that absolutely do a fucking bad dragon ad read right
now only if only if there's like a glow button that you can flick that makes the whole thing
randomly yeah yeah i'm probably gonna be doing like a review visual podcast with jeff from
mother's basement to review both of these back to back okay because he had said he had some opinions
on you don't want to wait for the closing thrilling trilogy ender at the end of the year that's
coming out yeah there you go okay let's shit on it now how was your weekend man what's up it was
pretty fab well i kind of talked about the film fest stuff yeah um i went to a restaurant here called
oh noir oh yeah yeah yeah i i were were we know it yeah i'm about this used to used to that was my
old digs yeah never actually tried it out though but i the novelty certainly was always a thing
yeah it's very interesting so for anybody that doesn't know it's a restaurant where they employ
a bunch of blind servers and the novelty aspect is you are eating in a completely pitch black room
so you'll basically grab their shoulder and these blind servers know exactly what they're doing where
they're going they have the whole layout memorized anyway and so you get set down in a pitch black
room and you eat your food and there's options on the menu where you can get a three course meal
where it's like a surprise and you don't know what you're getting so it's kind of fun just to like
touch it with your hands and be like what does this feel like what is this what is this you know
and it is um because we have halloween when they blindfold you and they put your hand in things
like this is the brain but it's spaghetti yeah there you go you know it's like actually good food
and also i mean when when your uh main sense is cut off it's it's almost like you taste things
better you're more focused right on the taste too so at the end did they tell you what you ate yeah
we asked and um there were some some interesting things um i had a tuna tataki and i had like a pork
cutlet and a really weird like fudge mint passion fruit cake with quinoa okay there's no way i could
guess everything in that one though cool so unique yeah that no that place has always been around
and has been like um didn't one close down but there's still another one around if there was two
i only knew about the the main first location downtown in toronto now too i think okay yeah i mean
it's a it's a cool like place that like you know like blind people can get employment like so that
that's always been a dope thing about it but um yeah i've never tried it out but i heard like yeah
besides the gimmick the food's actually pretty solid yeah yeah exactly i heard a few people drop
their forks because you can't you can't even you just get out yeah yeah like call for your server
like i need to go to the bathroom oh really well i mean they they encourage you to go before you're
even are the bathrooms with well i don't know i've never had to do it i mean like they're
accommodating okay there's a lot you can find your way out yeah they've been around for a couple
years pat i feel like all the the hard kinks that you would have to work out on a dark ass bathroom
but a lot of people are hmm yeah but if it's the first time you've ever been in that bathroom
aiming is not guaranteed you don't give a shit down because the fuck who's okay oh okay so public
bathroom this is the door handle open it up and just start yeah leave it for the blind employees
to clean up who have to sign the thing and say yeah i'll do a really good job because i have to do
it with a grid and squares and i gotta feel it first listen if you have net okay why don't you
shit on your own table then if no one can see well it's well it's my oh you mean the the kitchen
well whatever when you're leaving that's that i feel like that brings the risk of them going okay
hold on there's a emergency and then all the lights come on and then you're stuck on the table with
your ass out yeah that's the fear that's the fear you could like like carve like braille like
fuck you into the wall how would you how would you do that with the lights off wait wait how would
you carve braille in by making the dots in the same formation but if you stick but if it goes in
it's the same thing but that's just minus the does yeah there you go you have to commit to it
that those dots are still yeah but if you want to do yours to your toilet stall graffiti like you
can still do it you're telling me you never walked into a public toilet and went i could just piss
all over all this i've walked into public toilets where someone before me made that decision no i
not saying you did it i'm saying you thought it in your mind no no one could stop you absolutely
not i kind of help me out here i kind of force in this race yeah i i kind of assume that like
the Porsche muck that has to clean this is probably not enjoying his life as he does it
so i'm gonna kind of i used to be that guy yeah so i'm gonna have a little bit of pity on you in
the past no and just aim my shit you pay in you pay out not to mention like even getting to that
point it's like you have to kind of like if i'm there it's because like i didn't plan yeah you're
you're 100 right to to some degree as well if i'm in a public restroom a mistake was made
or someone lied someone said i'll be there too and it's like five and you're like
one thing one thing i'll do is that that one fucking bathroom near the uh near uh the baggage
claim in the Montreal airport where you go in and you almost always have to go there because you're
waiting for your bags and i'm like i go in there i'm like okay the bags will be out in five minutes
i'm gonna go to the bathroom there's one bathroom where there's syringes on the floor next to like
the disposal thing uh all of the things have no soap the hand dryer doesn't work and every
single person has shit on every single thing and there's a big thing that has a green face and a
red face and it says let us know how we're doing and the cleanliness of the bathroom and i press
the angry face like three or four times i wait for 10 seconds so it'll count as like what are you
and the red face is covered in shit so you can't touch the button
nose no no disapproval i got a green i guess it's rough i hate that bathroom that's right that is
rough next time you have to ever go in there it's just it's just the only one that's basically there
near the baggage claim i know well you don't usually get a bag but if you ever have to go go in
there and tell me how i'm doing with that summary no i mean for me it's just like like if i if i do
go in to a bathroom a public bathroom i have to deal with it then like what i want to see is the
touchless tech you know so like you just wave under the sink that turns on soap dispenser
the bathroom i don't know if you use the bathroom at concordia where the fantasia movies are
that was bad i think so okay it's like it's like a giant bathroom but that yeah like 50 sinks
the reason why i bring it up is because that door entering that bathroom has something i
haven't seen anywhere else and it is a foot pedal that you put your foot on to open the door
yes that's always bothered me not that in particular but the opposite because you'll go into an airport
bathroom or hotel bathroom or wherever the fuck and everything's touchless the fucking toilets
touchless the fucking sink is touchless the air dryer or the towels or whatever air blade and then
the door pulls into the bathroom and can only be accessed by a big fucking handle that you know
all the dirt bags smeared their fucking smegma all over i just want to be able to push out
just design your door that i can push out that works that would be better for like i don't know
fire hazards or whatever fire safety yeah there's like 50 people in the bathroom having a giant
orgy and a fire breaks out then they can all no that's fine you know yeah the having a having a
soup kitchen in one of the stalls you can't have a soup kitchen in someone with cleaning supplies
does it not only apply does it not apply to any any small incurses that you're homeless it's got
to be homeless and it's got to be filthy and it's got to be the back of a car and when i say filthy
i don't mean like sex filthy i mean like dirt okay i i just i i assumed any small enclosure
alongside homeless folks could be qualified as soup kitchen but i think it can be okay well you know
that's that's neither here there's two schools can we get some homeless that listen to the podcast
to write in yeah let us know um send us your uh bindles i don't know what that is is that what
they're called the little stick on the with the like the hank the shit oh yeah yeah like the like
like the traveling thing like the gull it not not gull over on bindles yeah like sticking the stick
in the napkin up on it if i see someone walking downtown with that though i assume they're cosplaying
though no one would actually well that's like loony tune i don't associate that with homeless i
associate that with like people that are running away like kids that are leaving home and hit and
like hijacking like not hijacking hitching a ride on a train yeah no you're right i mean no or hijacking
the train hijacking sure really ambitious child sure um yeah though that that's kind of where my
brain goes with that man this bomb has the energy of a hobo hmm yeah and uh i also went to uh blizzards
which is a bar that my brother owns and that was really cool uh i also feel like i would have seen
more at fantasia fest if if i had been here longer because i didn't know about the festival until i had
showed up and there was a movie called uh searching i don't know if you're aware of uh is it john show
yeah yeah i saw the trailer apparently it's good yeah it's like it seems like a version of unfriended
that's not complete garbage okay which makes it kind of interesting it's like i don't know
kidnapping movie but everything's taking place on a computer screen sort of thing like i don't know
how i saw the trailer for that yeah that looks kind of interesting yeah so the train in front of
when i went to see hereditary and i was like whoa this looks pretty interesting yeah it does look
a lot better than unfriended which is more the kitschy blumhouse style yeah still haven't seen
the new one but i will shortly there's a lot of people that are waiting to unfriended dark web
dude this is dark web in the trailer really funny dude this is dark web it's like it's like a video
game they're like in some 3d rendered like little cave or like see but but to me whenever when i
when are you go to like like virtual killing games or whatever like i go to um um stay alive
way back when to get through this g'day you must stay alive or gamer
oh with 300 man that was the thing yeah by neville dean and taylor i love that movie as a movie that
you can put on when you're expecting everybody in the room to be talking over it that's the perfect
okay just backgrounds ridiculous enough yeah exactly yeah it's like we don't need to pay attention
to the movie you can get everything by just noticing it every five minutes or so fear.com anybody
fear.com no i know thanks i watch it with my sister but those are the franchises you want to
continue just to see what the sequels are going to be named though so like fear.org yeah like like
dark web is like that's kind of almost exactly what you want out of that the uh original title on
imdb was unfriended game night and the movie game night came out and they changed it to dark web
i call it that's a that's a that's a change for the better honestly dank weeb wow
no one can see my face of almost tears at that awful if you really want to go back there was an
early x files episode where that's that's the thing while they're in skull investigate a virtual
reality company where they were doing virtual reality and one of them died because in the game
the ai's start going i don't know about these humans and everyone starts dying and and mold is like
skull you're never gonna believe this so if you want to see a really great version of this you need
to go watch that episode of csi no not that one that's a good show ncis oh yeah don't make a mistake
where they have to track an mmo guy through second life because he's murdering navy personnel with
the video game he's murdering all the furries it's real bad we need to get into it's like the worst
we need to get our escape room themed horror thing and not there is there but not the old
ones where they're actually putting someone in a death trap something where you're going for fun
no no that it's called escape room fuck me it it came out it came out like a few weeks ago it's on
the next box live video of course it came out a couple weeks ago skeet all rick or something
it's just called escape room it's a horror movie where they go to a normal escape room and it turns
out to be a deadly escape room damn it bully they stole your your idea for x-men children of the
adam and now this oh god and like no and the fact that it just came out um yeah 2017 escape room
they're absorbing brain let's see what's going on here i bet they're going to fail to escape um
voltage pictures yeah romantic oh yeah no this looks super good adam are you talking about
a couple look it's money in the bank this is escape.com and where do we go from here set up
set up set up oh look we're in an escape room there's tv's it looks like the kinds of escape rooms
i've done to be honest yeah it looks just like but far more deadly why would it be where's the part
where somebody gets horribly murdered by some stupid trap holy shit i'm not even sure if this is the
one i saw all right well it says 2017 i know but i saw one that said 2018 and it had skeet all rick
and he was the guy that was like orchestrating it at all like that's how the trailer was oh death
death gas was coming in for a second there okay like a less interesting saw movie absolutely nothing
is happening exactly the same concept nothing is happening you're not in a death trap to start
yeah you're just you just you got to escape the room now wow what's what's our tagline here
can i escape who can you trust matt what adam you two watch a lot of really trash ass movies
i don't need a trash i have a question for both of you is there anything fucking lamar to kill a
group of people than the poison gas that will eventually leak into the room because they just
go to sleep never intended to kill it's intended to move them to the next area yeah but i guess
like poison gas is a threat just seems so fucking lame yeah it is a plot device but i'm sure there's
i'm sure there's a lamar ways to kill people in movies i'm sure i've witnessed a lot that i'm
blanking on right now i hold next snap thing bugs me a lot oh yeah it's like well just you know look
you know any character they barely put any force into it because they cheat it you know just yeah
the effect or whatever but it never i don't know how how how many people can do that in real
life i could do it chiropractors do it yeah all the time it's gonna be kind of like relaxed when
you're at a chiropractor no like you're kind of like you're super letting it happen you can do it
yourself absolutely if you're willing to risk your neck if you're in a fight or something how how
many people are just gonna die from a neck crack yeah it's usually like stealthy from behind
yeah you know hey yeah the only thing that makes that work is the shitty sound effect they always
use i would love a movie where someone tries to do that and then it just doesn't work he's like what
i've seen i've seen this work in movies that that reminds me of when homer goes to knock
barny out to take his keys away and he hits his head with the blackjack oh he hits his head in the
car door and barny goes what are you doing oh try to knock you out he's doing it and he's doing
it he's doing it he's like here just take my keys oh man yeah there's there's yeah there's the exact
same movie called escape room it has completely different cast escape room 2018 it's the same
name yes look okay is there a disambiguation page on wikipedia there's one this is 2019 this one's
escape room the upcoming american psychological horror yeah this one's February of 2019 wow
tons of movies with the same title how do they get away with that wow okay wow i don't know actually
like the signal and then the signal i don't know why because like half the time you're like oh we can't
use the cool name because some piece of shit 40 years ago used it yeah and you're like oh
but then a bunch of crap uses the same fucking crap name oh man there's gonna be an escape room
trilogy between last years this year's and next year's wow the same people no they're not
i went to check and they're not and like they landed on my dumb hack idea first that's amazing
that reminds me um so when this is this is the one that i i see i see what you're looking at
you're showing me i'm showing us a poster of that um so uh the tagline is solve the puzzle or die
creative man simple but effective oh that seems so not interesting i don't want to
watch people in a room being like oh what's under this like it's fun to do it's not fun to look
it's like saw without tobin bell and less torture and they knew that probably that's why his ghost
kept coming back for flashbacks um so i guess speaking of interesting when uh when i was talking
to pat a bit earlier this week uh about you sir and we're like oh let's type your name into google
and see what pops up and like one of the first things no it was on it was on youtube was it
youtube yeah okay because like one of the first things that popped up was neil brine and i was like
oh that's a good sign that's a great sign um the the lord himself he's got new shit coming out
that's what i wanted that what do we know so long what's what can we get an update i think this
podcast needs an update on like what's happening with the new neil brine it's finished um he's just
figuring out i guess how to distribute it which will probably just be another website he's created
in a uh difficult to use paypal option because i've been following his tweets like for months and
it's like it's in post production support indy film yes that's every tweet twistedly twisted
sorry sorry it's it's this movie twisted yes okay there's uh there's a documentary film crew that he
allowed to film him as he was directing the movie and apparently that will be released too that's
what he said on twitter like that's gonna be a way better movie i'm excited for both and i hope it's
happening like i haven't seen any updates on that support indy film indy support i do yeah it says
a lot that when you go to the neil brine twitter page the very first person of who to follow is adam
oh look i'm right there i'm following the shit out of him okay well he's doing it every single one
support indy film he's doing it how do you support an indy film um you watch it you tell people about
it that's like pirating it yeah yeah hey whoa uh would uh would that be a decent place to uh pass
the baton yes yeah okay cool uh i didn't see any movies but i did play some games octopath i'm going
through not much more to say than last week other than it's great it's great everybody play octopath
it's the shit i started it yeah you did how who'd you pick uh i picked uh hanit oh cool um the uh
she talks like a fucking asshole so that's not everyone in the game right it's her only okay good
very very good so when you play as any other character they all have a little bit of a regional
dialect but they all talk like normal average modern day that was super over the top because
hanit is the um what i was expecting was ala from chrono trigger yeah right they're like a
hunter wild woman and you've got your giant leopard and you fucking go out and hunt shit now it's like
cool we're gonna be just doing that right in the in the like tribal village and stuff and it was not
that at all and everyone speaketh in fakeeth bible talk so it's the most frustrating shit ever i've
been playing more of it than you have so i need to break down exactly exactly the problem with that
and she has a battle quote that you start like she starts a fight and she's you know every now
and then the whoever gets the first turn speaks a voice line the line is letin my arrow flyeth
true yes exactly which is not real and most of those aren't words it is it is so fake that they
just add add additions and suffixes to words that never had the val maketh a joketh i know
character i'm gonna play it is it sounds like a joketh like they're like let's make this a joke
it's infuriating because as a fucking bible kid i know what it's supposed to sound like and i know
where the thousand these and these and shows are supposed to go bible kid or no everyone understands
that that is not fucking over the top it is only people from her village so you got a weird
experience because you got relief when you went somewhere else i haven't gone anywhere okay you'll
have relief you'll talk to a normal person i've been waiting with baited breath because i'm like
is this the whole fucking game everyone else goes through the game and then they get there and they're
like what the fuck is wrong with these people and it's vol voice acted right and it's and it's pretty
decently voice acted voice acted nonsense but it's just like well i it's to the point of why is this
why is this not parody like why are you playing this serious i don't understand yeah is it is there
something lost in translation perhaps no my there is something lost in the story that's that
sounds like the localization team just made that decision no it is implied that those hunters are
a descendant community of a older bigger society it just that that would be like the ancient like
high-end society but now they're just a bunch of guys in the wilderness is it annoying because of
your background or do other people that don't have that find it hilarious no it turns it turns to
gibberish in certain instances and like it really always feels like again you you feel like they're
almost going for a joke but they're not and the character herself is deadly serious and humorless
that makes it worse it's it's great and then furthermore that seems like something the bards tail
would do and you can hear voice actors for like npcs and other people in in in her town being like
hey how's it going but the dialogue that pops up is that same letith mine arrow the beeth truth
yeah bullshit yeah and you're like okay game so once you get even a single extra party member
it becomes like oh he needs just a massive dork thank god okay that's it i just i just got lucky
on my pick i also got to a thing that i was very i was extraordinarily shocked and normally i would
not say this because it is so tired because i hate it when somebody goes oh man is that a dark souls
reference this is totally a dark souls reference the the primary story thrust of one of the characters
is to light and rekindle the first flame oh wow wow just straight up yes okay and they are the only
one that fights a massive giant colossus as their first boss and it's like oh and they are the fire
keeper and they will travel around the land to rekindle the first i bet i think i know which
character you're talking about it yeah it's like what what uh okay um boy pretty lighting in that
game though it's weird huh and i didn't know about the um there's that feature where uh you can spend
meter basically on normal attacks to buff them up and the moment you hit the button it's like a level
one hit it again level two then maximum right and the the whole screen just it explodes into color
it's so good and like like and it's basically watching like you know in um in like a dragon ball
fighters where you see like goku go from like kaioken to like blue aura and you're seeing the
blue glow and then the red glow and then the green like it's that kind of level of just like
everything is exploding in color well they're exploding and the whole rest of the thing gets a
gets a color shift and goes dark the daytime turns tonight as this character is powering up
further show the colors to do four knife attacks yeah yeah for big big numbers um but it's red and
you're watching a freaking a shitty little like ff6 sprite do it and it's super cool like it's it's
fun uh you uh touch octopath at any point no but like i said before i played the demo
the start of the year i'll bug you later about it sure uh and the other thing is that i got into
this weird moment where i wanted to shoot a gun but i didn't i didn't have any games that i was
playing at the time to let me god i thought you meant like go to the range no well that i
i assume that's where the urge comes from i i mean that's very not uncanny go play i can
recommend you a video game called black oh i thought you're gonna say gun i thought he was
gonna say gun no but he's actually right because black is about gun i thought you were still talking
about octopath because and then you just went like someone's someone's like unique mechanic is
going nobody gets gun because i got provoked and i'm starting fights with every random village
nobody get great but now okay no but you wanted to get gun yes and so yesterday afternoon
early in the afternoon i put out a tweet that everybody responded to because i'm old which
was why am i so bad at fortnight um so i gave fortnight a full afternoon's worth of attempts
and found out some shit the number one reason why the shooting feels really bad in fortnight
is because the default sensitivity is set hundreds of times higher than it should be
for anyone's mouse it starts in like point 30 or something and you have to drop it like
like you know they have a massive sensitivity bar that goes all the way to the hundred but
it's a fucking console game you have to you have to what are people playing that on console
more than playing it on everything yeah but aren't they playing it more on console no i don't
that's no i assume that for anything free to play the answer to that is no i thought that the
reason why fortnight was the big thing was because uh pubg was not on the consoles yet
therefore no fortnight was bigger on pc than pubg was and then it also went to every console
as a lot of people play it on console but not primarily i don't think every every free to play
game that is large is primarily on on pc that i can think of you sound like you were gonna say
no no i was thinking i was having like because it's it's moba's and it's and it's fortnight and
fortnight yeah tell me tenaka plays fortnight she does she's she won i want to give a shout out
does she want to imagine i want to give a shout out to the nameless person who caused me to try
fortnight because i was scrolling down my twitter feed and i saw a guy i forget where he was but
he was on an amtrak train taking a photo look at this dude fucking doing it 240 am on the amtrak
where a guy had his fucking ps4 and monitor out wow playing fortnight wow and i went okay love it
i need to understand better because that's insane that is what a crazy person does and yeah it
it turning that sensitivity down if if like i mean i i hung out with the melty blood boys like
we know how that rolls but like on the train is still pretty intense i will give it that
but it feels nice to play a battle royale game that is not a radical height right even pub g
number two in the genre and used to be number one and is a great game feels like a janky piece of
shit in particular uh you play a bunch of pub g or no but i've i've seen some videos and i have
roommates that that are yeah exactly so like and pub g has this wonderful cycle where they update
something and it breaks a bunch of shit that really shouldn't break and then oh this is the
month where the hackers are really bad yeah oh now that and i said that on twitter and somebody
goes oh well they're good this month but who knows what'll happen next right and it's like there's
only so many times you can get top 10 and then get killed by a guy with a pistol through geometry
that you go uh but that building shit isn't as bad as i thought it was i thought it was
worse and then i realized it was just people spamming the wall button yeah to guard themselves
like assholes and having stupid little ramp battles into the sky yeah so i might go back to that
because it's free but yeah that game's all right i'm not huge into competitive games i used to be
and i want to have my taste every now and then yeah i just i don't have the time to dedicate to it
well neither every competitive game it's just like okay i can really get good at this if i spend
time on it but it's like i want more flavor i want to be able to change you know start a game
finish it move on to the next one or you know change it up not dedicate i want to play a
competitive game casually and still have fun yeah i i mean like it's it's in my blood i love like
like playing against human opponents you know it's like it's just more it's just fun on a different
level from an engaging story to me it's because yeah right it's a it's because it feels like a
completely separate thing you know there's not enough games where you play like some of the
competitive aspects like halo i'll jump in oh yeah but it's not something that i'll dedicate
a lot of time to you know so willy i just i just thought this in my head is the primary so a lot
of game enjoyment comes from yay i won but for you it's not that it's yay they lost no that's
no that's like like like like that's hilarious but it's not that but it's more so that the things
they did are not things in ai are gonna do right the way you tried to trick me the way i got baited
the way i trained you and then made you do a thing and then i stopped that i agree i conditioned you
that's a human thing and that's way more fun and that that goes right into my final topic which is
even more bizarre and i i said it on twitter but i'll say it here sorry george you win siege is fun
siege is fun oh that's what i hear i decided to try out rainbow six siege so the problem with
george aka super bunny hops approach to fucking play siege siege is so good is he never at any
point actually said what siege is ever well i i i think it's cuz he always says siege and not
rainbow six well most people you say i don't even mean that no but when we watch we watch the any
pastors by any like mainstream people like what's siege and like if you just say rainbow six you
just go oh it's we watch we watch the trailer and then every year and then fantasia last year every
movie was advertising rainbow six siege before it and like all the footage was like yeah you're
at you're at swat team busting walls down it got really bad so yeah that's angela bassett had a
little like role that's exactly what i'm talking about because that's not what i mean about what
the game actually is it is a rainbow six game it's five on five it's like counter strike you get the
get the bomb or get the hostage or whatever blow up the walls all that shit but what it actually
is is that genre and a hero shooter which is the part that i didn't know because i don't know if
you've ever heard the term operators no i'm looking at woolly and i'm looking at you guys are just
blank right i just said i have oh you have yeah i said it like two times oh i'm sorry but you're
staring at woolly it's fine he's staring at me dead eyed i have i have nice eyes it's okay
okay i'm freckles are cute um but an operator is your there are 40 now and it is your hero pick
for your grim dark tactical shooter so your your combo your your swat team is made up of like unique
unit yeah absolutely every single character has to be unique got it they have solved the
overwatch problem of attack and defense have 20 classes each and no there is no crossover between
them at all i didn't know that because i thought there was like the guy with the shield and i assumed
everyone behind them was just that was exactly what i thought yeah so it becomes this guy has a
sledge so he can easily go through any wooden wall this guy has a bomb that can go through
reinforced metal walls this guy could put up reinforced metal walls this one has poison darts
this one can muffle footsteps and that alone is what got me to turn my brain towards that because
i played the old rainbow six or even operation flashpoint games back in the day and those games
are vicious as fuck they're really mean yeah this game is vicious as fuck and really mean
but i can have a little bit of fun with my gimmick while i get fucked on this at least one shot
dead right no but really but but is this the first time no no i think we have they softened
off on that over the years it was it was almost never one shot it was always like two horribly
injure you two but this is this is a single burst from anything we'll okay it is it might as well
be one shot for most scenarios the only time it's not is like it creates the situation if you run
right past a doorway and someone opens up maybe only two will catch you and so you'll have one
hell okay instead of just death i remember that that was always the defining point of like those
rainbow six games in general to me was like nothing else made you feel like you got fucking shot
more than rainbow six did it was horrifying everything was red and awful and it was instant
and just the pain like lasted yeah it was not like a like oh let the let the let the the vignetting
go away thumb in the corner yeah no it was like dude there's a bullet in you it yeah it has a lot
more than i gave a credit because i know like i bunny even sent me a video of like way back of
like look you could shoot through walls but i didn't quite understand the reach of that mechanic
of like somebody grabbing your position and then moving to a different hallway and shooting you
through a wall because they just assume you would still be there and pop pop pop or breaching a
seemingly impervious wall that scares the shit out of you and then three guys come in and pop up
like it is there's a lot in there there's a lot more mechanical stuff in there than i would have
expected spent a decent amount of time yeah i played it for most of the used to evening okay um
it is like and i you also get to see oh this is where they figured out how to do every single
thing for for honor mechanical like ui and good and bad and like seasons good and bad
where it is exactly the same layout as for honor it is the exact same season rollout as for honor
just hey by the season pass we've got eight new operators i usually get them how many are there
total right now there's 40 that's a lot and it's 20 attack 20 defense is it mixing and
matching like same weapon types no every no and like that actually interested me in a lot more
is that when you pick a character they have their primary one or their primary two okay uh rook
he's got a shotgun or i forget the gun but an mp5 and those are the two that he gets okay period
this guy gets uh there's one that one of the defenders only gets a pistol because they're
the one that can master footsteps because otherwise that would be fucking broken but their
special ability is that if they knock you down you know they has that uh down mechanic where
pop up pop you're injured and then a headshot or another one will finish you off down they go
up to you and they interrogate you for five seconds and every enemy on the map just pings
simultaneously what do you mean by interrogate i mean they go up next to the character and hold
their knife to their throat for two seconds oh and then i thought they actually thought you're okay
buddy you're you're you're all right it just you got shot why i assume it looks like a teabag
from third person yeah but yeah class balance is also associated with like no this guy has
a really good gun his power sucks but he's got a really good gun or vice versa it's fascinating
i'm i'm looking forward to spending more time with it and um i had the wonderful experience
of dropping into a game and just ban ban like as soon as the game started welcome to siege
hey guys what's up ban ban yep and it was on the other team oh how does that work
oh they instituted a ban chat filter oh so if you misspell frag grenade for example
which is one of the number one yeah i heard of it one of the number one negative reviews on the
game on steam is i misspelled frag grenade and now i'm banned and you get banned like that farg
fargo yeah yeah so uh say grenades there's a new there's a new meta of hey guys i'm new
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thank you uh my week besides seeing the movie i mentioned i went to go see i'm a hero i played
octopath so that pretty much consisted of you know anything noteworthy um oh one other question
about octopath yeah how's that music dude yeah man strong it's i don't know who composed it either
there's somebody new strong strong score going on in octopath so far um to the point where i'm doing
the thing where i'm just letting things last longer like like at the end of that battle you
want to just hold it for a minute yeah yeah gotta let it rock you know i have absorb it i have good
news for you you know how the first group is in a circuit you've seen it now like that that that
layout of all the characters are in a big circuit yes um i finally got to the second circuit battle
theme changes per circuit beautiful and it gets a little more upbeat little oh it's so good yeah um
i actually uh i started it mainly because i hit a wall at hollow night actually because there's
a point in hollow night that i'm at where i feel like it's got to be the end game because there's
a difficult i know i know but this time for reals though you've said this 10 times it's i don't
maybe i'm wrong but here's the thing i've hit a wall where there are about four or five optional
bosses all of which are ridiculously brutal and you're like oh clearly i must have some other
place i can go type thing and it's appropriate except and then i hit one where i'm like okay
i know that's a story boss right because it's it's round three versus virgil got it and
fuck you know um and the other thing too is of course that like the things you have to do to
kind of like make yourself hate harder or like get a little bit more life and whatnot like
you really got to kind of dig and like do a lot of scouring on the map to like get those last little
bits of upgrade those little bug missile upgrades so man dude like i'm yeah i'm kind of in this place
where i was like i i hit my head up against the wall and these bosses for a while and i just did
a circuit trying them out to see which one i was making the most progress on and then i was like okay
i'm just gonna i maybe my sword is not at the right level yet so i'm just gonna like take a break
and then i'll come back to this get that sword better and kind of start hall wagon yeah i've
you be i've been hall wagon and putting beads down to let me know where i can and can't go um
but there's definitely a uh a huge huge spike that i feel kicks in um maybe i'm just garbage but
you know i made it this far it's always possible i made it this far you know uh but uh yeah i gotta
i gotta buckle down and learn those patterns you know if it's like dlc somebody's i don't that's
the problem currently there are 35 dlc camp paints for this game i don't know if what i'm fighting
is dlc or not really intended for your current playthrough yeah ask the nerds on your twitter
they'll i've and i mean the thing is once i open up the like internet knowledge then i'm gonna probably
get all kinds of crazy shit coming in but so far i've been doing it cold and solo right they're
gonna say in halloween i hit a wall where i physically hit a wall and then it cracked open
and i walked through it because that happens a lot yeah but um the game continues to be um excellent
and there's one zone in particular that's fucking awesome um it's a different like it's a zone where
the difficulty spike in this area and the fact that the enemies are just like tougher imagine um
any souls area where you're like oh i take one swing and i don't even see a blip on the life bar
that's great right one of those the zones you enter it and like the theme of the area is like
everyone else that has come here is just consistently failing around you and they
they maximize that like bodies are literally falling from the sky of just others that tried
and failed as you make it through great it's really really cool um yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna
butt my head against that uh i got my first uh ink done uh this week as well oh so that's currently
healing on my back um i'll take your shirt off snow wait don't not not until it's done
and not until not until i can do it all yakuza style and like rip it off in a dramatic fashion
yeah are you gonna get a special shirt for ripping purposes yeah yeah yeah yeah if i want to do
yakuza justice i gotta i gotta get the shirt i can grab from i think it's like like the chest
there's a bunch of ways they do it some of the guys pull it from like their left belt and the whole
and it's it's not just the shirt it's the jacket also comes off at the same time so i don't know
how that's possible i mean so there's snap up pants i used to wear back in the day and like
because you had to run it because yeah you never know when you're gonna be balling right and i heard
michael jordan used to do that actually like he's so competitive that he'd walk around life
with a pair of shorts underneath just in case he had to show some youngins what was up on the court
oh you're that guy from space jam yeah exactly right um i really loved your performance
but acting right but uh yeah like that so far i got about one sixth of like my full back done
um it went a lot faster than i expected to but uh it like as far as like where are you going
i'm studio art tease which is uh i'm i'm doing um a castle run is is uh oh yeah no i remember
she's doing are you sure they're not just like rushing it yeah and uh the feeling like i said
like i've always been curious i'm like okay so obviously this is a thing where it's like people
talk about it hurts but also like people have it all over their body so it can't be that bad your
back is also kind of tough yeah well depends what you hit the spine it gets a lot thinner right
but um i think the feeling is uh very comparable to going into a dentist right uh do you have any
ink nope i can't think of anything that i wouldn't just hate in 10 years gotcha okay fair wait when
you say go into the dentist what do you mean because i mean a person like me that's a wildly
varying i mean like more than just a cleaning like cleaning and filling right so it's not the
worst thing in the world but it's like it's somewhat it's uncomfortable and like you're at
certain points you're gonna be gripping the the chair that you're in the dentist chair like ah
fuck yeah right so you're a big you big big man and then you're like a little baby and no it's
it's like the moment it stops it's fine and like okay right to the point where i don't feel it now
at all because the worst by far of anything is the ache after it stops yeah no this has this has
very little of that like i did swell up but like it's very you don't really feel it and science has
come a long way there's like a fake plastic skin cover that's sealing over it right now where i'm
like it does i can sleep on it i can hit it it doesn't matter like it's fine i can give you big
pats on the back i feel nothing oh like all i feel is the tape of of it on my skin invincible you
say we're getting there so i will soon become a tattoo assassin but not until at least another
six or ten sessions i know what your actual tattoo is there is please just tell me for the
sake of the podcast that you're just writing tattoo assassin is there a particular like
reasoning but like is there a specific spacing between them that you're supposed to do like
that one supposed to heal all the way before you do part two or what no it's just give it three days
and then don't go for your next session space in about two weeks apart okay so is that like for
healing or for healing purposes for your stretching yeah you want your body to be able to like build
back up because it has to it has to heal exactly this healing of the scarring and then if you just
jump right back in you're gonna fuck with that it's a bit your body's ability to do that so spacing
it out over the course that would be why the acusis they do the they do the line arts and then
they color it in very slowly and well i was always wondering too because like i was like
so i'm doing i have mine is just mostly like line art and coloring seems like i'm like wouldn't
that hurt more because you're covering so much more ground there's a lot more ground but the needles
are actually diffused they're wider and so it's like lying on one needle versus lying on a bed
right the more they're spread out the less it hurts in a way so it like the black thick lines
are concentrated and those you feel a lot more but spreading it out it's actually not not as bad
yeah yeah exactly so how about that but either way i don't want to mess with color you're going to
fight once this is done well whoever's hard enough the all the false woollies out there are
brendan williams hell pockets kick your ass all of them zaviar woods all of them at least two of
those three people are gonna kick your ass yeah but now i'll have the tattoo though i don't know
about hell pockets though yeah i'm not personally trained and familiar with hell pockets maybe he's
got some stuff he's got short hops kof style that's good enough super insight don't worry about it
all right we're on the news i'm worrying about that means i can do it
i love this song it's like it's the news ticker that's the news well it's my favorite song
hey a lot of stuff happened this week and uh we can start out you know what there's a
an equal amount of film and game announcements so let's like there were a bunch of film
announcements that i expected to be dog shit but we're fine yeah well let's uh let's let's excuse me
zig and zag and zag and zig so uh let's start off with millie bobby brown and the king of all
monsters godzilla king of the monsters well okay godzilla king of the monsters the sequel to
the legendary godzilla uh film had its trailer dropped at uh san diego comic on this after a lot
of not subtle hinting that they're a drop in it like for like two weeks they kept having like
countdown to godzilla making breach at these coordinates and you look at the coordinates
and they match up to san diego um couple faces showing up in this actually you it's really weird
kyle chenler who used to be in that tv show where he got the newspaper him they got the
newspaper from the future but he was in peter jackson's king kong remake so now he's gonna
see yeah yeah he was like that the smarmy actor that they paid so we can use this to connect
the dots and say that oh it's just that he's probably gonna wind up being in in yes uh he's
probably gonna wind up being in king kong versus godzilla which is just weird yeah are you guys
excited for this or yeah i am well he's he's the biggest godzilla mark ever he's legally mandated
yeah this is he's basically like godzilla shell extraordinary but also just because the director
michael dodery did like trick-or-treat and crampus and i really like his sense of humor and i like
that's the one thing about this trailer is that there's no like there's humor it seems very very
dark there's two thoughts i have and one is there's no way each of these five monsters for you are
gonna get enough screen time to make them make sense you don't need nah right godzilla doesn't
need to be set up again godzilla exactly that's what i'm afraid of i was like that many monsters
means you get a quarter movie set up he doesn't set up right so it's basically three um and i will
say that like the last one like uh while i while i had fun with it especially like the way that that
like sort of climax fight went down shin godzilla to me blows all of this so hard out of the water
that like i have to kind of lower my expectations back down the effects were pretty good in that
oh yeah charles that's i have uh so he's apparently wow that's you know like the the computer animation
yeah shin godzilla yeah some shots where it really worked it was like holy crap well it went full
anime right because like uh the director of evangelion was the same guy so like when like
the heat when the heat breath becomes that concentrated death laser and stuff it was
fucking rad um but this is i'm sure this will still be fine but i was so impressed with shin godzilla
that i'm going to be like all right let's let's let's see if this works out you know
well the the one thing this has over it is monsters yes right yes a lot of people prefer
when there's actual kaiju fights going on but the monsters bearing being shitty bureaucracy
an awful government like structure falling apart that's the real monster you can metaphorically
punch shitty government bureaucracy but this is going to have a dragon punch a hydra in the face
the monster was inside us the whole time yeah sometimes i want the monster to be over there uh
you saw you saw you mentioned him charles dance who plays the right there yeah yeah what's his
character has no name and the reason why his character has no name it's probably because
he's playing old tom hiddleston who is in king kong skull island oh really and looks exactly
like him just younger where they king kong skull island was kind of supposed to lead into or set up
a godzilla king it's supposed to it's its final scene had them looking at cave paintings that
literally had just godzilla it sets up this and then that what's after this is going to be godzilla
okay yeah okay so lots of extended universes yeah well i'm wondering is this the monster
extended universe cinematic mcu is that what we're calling a monster universe but what's nice
about it is they don't shove it in your face and they don't make it like these gigantic connections
like marvel did for a while how much how much character can you really develop with these monsters
anyway exactly you know you can only just reference them and set them up you just want to have it's
like it's a moth and to be fair hey hey hey mothra is defender of the earth and has the two little
pixies mothra has a lot of light out of all the mothra literally has with the twins yes i remember
that i remember the little pixie anyway there's a dark mothra too there's a there's a virtual mothra
it's called batra i should mention that we mentioned that i was at the expanded universe
like these are all monsters from an expanded universe it's like 70 years old yeah so that's
kind of fair to them before cinematic universes were called those it but kind of was like my
takeaway of course is going to be a big dumb monster movie but as a big dumb monster movie i
look at it it's like i like that they're just saying look how pretty the monsters are aren't the
monsters very pretty eleven has her moment reaching out to touch one even and then i saw that trailer
and the trailer is pretty good but then what's way better than the trailer is the poster that
shows the gedora's like three times the fucking size of godzilla yeah that's a really nice poster
here's the other thing though is how do you one up godzilla just barf lasering in another monster
you haven't fight king gedora that's how you one up it i guess fight than us yeah the extend all
of the universe bring it all in godzilla doesn't he owns everything godzilla barfing that up into
that monster's face the problem is that monsters incredibly unpopular like japan hated it the
mootos those dark yeah they hated those things so they love these guys uh just get get a couple
yaegers running up on it pacific rim works its way into the movie i think rodin is stupid that'd be
cool right i wish classic rodin is stupid but now there seem to be every monster has an element it
seems like um gedora is all lightning uh gedora's uh sorry uh rodin's coming out of volcanoes and
it's all fireman there there's a pointer is a water monster what there's some type of modern
yeah like that's i mean godzilla and godzilla is dragon type which is a better type the original
generation pokemon fucking pokemon yeah one thing i do like is that the woman character uh vira
vira from i forget the actor the actress name her name is vira something she's in the conjuring
movies she seems to be the villain but she's also the mother of the of the family that's in this
that millie bobby brown's mother is and she says in the trailer like you're a monster to her mom
and she's like i'm sorry uh you're the monster you're the real you were the real monster all
along not godzilla look at godzilla walk down that end shot with him in the american military
flying behind him i fully expect godzilla to like save washington or some shit do you think
do you think they're gonna try to one up watt navets let them fight with like a a sequel
a sequel line at least try to like poke at it charles dan saying long live the king is pretty
close it is there but but ken watt and obi had those stinger lines so he's got to get his second
stinger in really bizarre and game of thronesy when he looks at the camera and does that because i
just shouted tywin when i watched yeah brian black brian cranston you can't you could you could
brian cranson famous for being like they should never have killed off my character i was against
it the entire way oh yeah i wasn't upset about it he was i just i think a lot of people that were
disappointed about it were kind of expecting him to be a main character because of how it was marketed
they actually was which was like a little deceptive i'll give it that the problem is it's hard to lay
all that uh all that importance on the shoulders of kickass because he's not really a leading guy
like not yet at least one two comments i saw that were really fun about this is people going
that's gamera i'm like not only is gamera owned by toho's rival studio that they hate and not only
is gamera not in the movie because that's stupid it's clearly mothra's larva form because every
mothra movie has a mothra larva form before it hatches i like that's just my fucking kind of you
know the hatching moment in the fucking trailer that and saying where's king kong in the next
movie he's not in the movie he is where he needs he needs an extra he needs an extra in between
movie to explain why he grows about five to ten times that's why in skull island they say he's
still growing has the term titan been used before this is the first one okay they never
mentioned godzilla never mentioned in skull and they say okay the old rulers of earth and stuff
like that but she just throws out titan do you think fuck godzilla well do you think they'll
have a thing where like like ken watanabe says in japanese kaiju and then they go we're gonna call
them titans they never did call them kaiju in the first movie it's only a pacific rim that they do
i want yeah kaiju like only pacific rim actually uses the term godzilla is called gojira in japan
they do but i was about to say it's kind of like never calling it zombies in a zombie movie
right right walkers like this world has never seen any kind of media of that thing before
because otherwise the zombie i think except for zombie land yeah that's the only one where they
called it out yeah because otherwise the zombie outbreak would take like two seconds to solve
because yeah everybody's seeing all the movies the idea that the continental united states could
have a zombie outbreak in the modern world is so absurd you know i mean there is if you think about
it you know technically in japan sure technically they're called eotans yes shut up shut up shut up
i i hate it that i knew that was gonna happen and then it started to happen and i hate it
and i hate kami subs for fucking blighting us with this shit forever i really like each other
although i have a i hope it's not as deadly serious as it seems just because i'm used to this
director having a bit of levity amidst horror and tension i hear you the first one was like
again also deadly serious i know this one shows like washington dc being destroyed by like an
apocalyptic hurricane i don't know i felt crampus to be a little more serious than i wanted it to be
personally a little more serious yeah i guess it was like it was a dark comedy because it wasn't
really ha ha funny was trick-or-treat was like kind of funnier but trick-or-treat was multiple
directors wasn't it no it was just but there were a lot of other very similar movies that were
multiple directors i might be confusing it with something else then there's tales of halloween
which is around the same time that might have been it that might have been the one i'm confusing it
with but it does seem like it is because that movie trick-or-treat had three branching story
lines that all kind of uh there it is trick-or-treat because it's rated r so somebody sent me the
discography of the guy who's behind the octopath traveler soundtrack yep and the only thing that
i can see of of note is gravity gravity days gravity rush gravity days but that's that's the
japanese name and jubit well that's good shit that makes sense solid um that's not what you think
it's a really fun rhythm game i promise yeah fun for the whole family yeah that's what they all say
that's never hit your brain ever at any point really i can't say it is also the japanese version
of power rangers is called super sentai ju rangers yeah yeah j y u that's that's correct um so what
do we get into the oh boy thank you for bearing with me during this godzilla talk no that's fine
godzilla is cool we got jubit saucer out of it and jubit prop and all right um well apple's not
gonna like this podcast uh it'll be okay i'll find a way to make it work fine the um so we can keep
it on the the giant monster train there are many over into video game land because there's a trailer
for the zelda cross monster hunter um cross yeah i didn't see that so that's crazy because this game
has been done forever but the content's still coming yeah it's like dlc or what yeah yeah so what
they're doing is like free lc monster hunter uh generations um ultimate don't break your arm uh
is collaborating it's pretty amazing oh hey i hate when websites do that i think you can actually
do uh i'm mute like mute yeah i'm just gonna mute all of um chrome actually and that'll fix that
new chrome forever chrome is not helpful to us that was that was bad thanks google uh but yes
they're the of the different crossover things they did with like capcom um real with uh devil may cry
and then um god what was there is that was final fantasy is the final fantasy in the world like this
this uh where'd that where'd that thing go sorry i'm i'm looking for my volume mixer there we go
i haven't played monster hunter yet dude that's a that's a time sink yeah that's a huge hard
playing breath of the wild though dude fuck well fuck that shit um yeah you get hundreds where it's at
so one of the one of the things there the you get is the the link uh outfit hero outfit with the
the blue shirt and the hoodie and stuff he's got the little um tablet what's the palico look like
you know what the palico looks like show me what palico look like oh my god the only thing
that fucking matters and we're gonna fast forward a little bit here show me what the little kitty cat
outfit is the little fucking kitty cat outfit is what what little cute things are there in breath
of the wild hey walls you uh you have a switch right yes um you don't like you should like don't buy
this necessarily but with your experience with world i would love to see you touch this and just go
at the oldness oh yeah at just like this is how it used to be this is what it used to be because
like remember that total insufferability from everyone in the universe of back in my day this
is your chance to actually just see it yeah like i'm i watch him love it i'm well i'm being that
person right now uh because as my girl is playing p5 and like doing like all of the demon fusion all
i can say is oh man you had no idea what it was like you couldn't choose your fucking skills
exactly so i feel like i understand that thing there's your palico it's a corac oh fuck that
you can't even see that it's a cat anymore you can't also was to link but there's a giant
to link weird head thing i'll take that is cast which one the bird oh there you go so you guys
if tingle got a spin-off game at some point right yeah the horror game that was canceled for many
reasons tingle spin-off horror game real real thing cast should get a fucking spin-off game of all
the breath of the wild characters he's the best one yeah like a like a like a like a music game or
something um a vr game the the nintendo is never gonna do they're gonna do cardboard vr oh yeah kind
of like stick your switch into a cardboard like headset i can't believe they haven't already done
it yeah i can't believe they haven't already done it um yeah so yeah you got your your to link palico
and then you've got the um what uh uh zelda specifically from skyline sword no isn't that
more faded isn't that the then twilight princess so i want to say that's the old dlc that came out
that they're just putting in this trailer okay but that's just off the top of my head i'm not
actually certain man this thing looks a lot rougher than worlds in some places it's a ps2 game yeah
yeah yeah i get it whatever it is on it's a ps2 game i get it i get it but yeah um that's happening
and we'll eat parts of it and if you do take a look at it you'll see parts of it or a psp game
some of those monsters that were invented on the psp just fucking kind of stayed psp models
you can totally see it's a cat so yeah the breath of the wild collaboration
is dropping uh august 28th apparently yay that game coming out so close to the pc release of
world is weird especially considering they delayed it this long so that it wouldn't correspond with
the console release of world that being said it didn't stop you see the chinese are buying monster
hunter in the millions oh yeah it's got monster hunter on pc has a million chinese pre-orders alone
um so i don't know i feel like i'm the only one that probably has seen in chuck hell no i saw this
you in chuck have you okay that's the man down wait chuck what's chuck chuck the tv show oh i thought
you meant the trailer well because this is the trailer for shazam for shazam uh featuring
uh zack levi from chuck from chuck and he had a tv show and i thought it was from tomb raider
he was in tomb raider as well yes um but yeah so basically this trailer is going out of its way to
it's but now but it's far removed from the dc in two ways right because one they've just rebranded
it as not the dceu but as worlds of dc so that it's not like please forget our our missteps
we're rebranding it it's all new yep those are all real but shut up are they like abandoning
yes no they're they're no longer trying to connect everything they're just gonna be they just happen
to be around i mean if they do connect then they do if they don't then they don't but we're not going
to necessarily try anymore we'll leave it to the viewer to figure out yeah um but either way
they also have to establish uh okay so shazam big burley chest hero man but like to people who don't
know why is he different than superman because he's like a 12 year old child yes and still has the
mind of one more loss and it's more magic based and uh it's cold and he has a hood which he wears
sometimes which makes him look kind of different it's like a new 52 version of him i think has
started with the hood oh you didn't know how Gandalf made a second magic superman yeah that's
that's shazam see the who's the who's the wizard will he you know right shazam no who's the actor
playing a wizard oh i i didn't see his face not yet not yet oh really yeah jimon oh hilarious
it's super goofy looking which is something that dc desperately needs the thing about this though and
like i i had to call that they were just going to go this way because they started doing it like
comic wise but do you know that wizard no you know it i just saw him do that meme dance
well that's what kids would do though so kids would do it you know that the character's name is
not shazam right yeah i know the character's name is captain marvel which has been a source of
contention for decade yes it is a history of foibles and hilariousness this character's name
is captain marvel and has been for years right and eventually they just got to the point where
they're like you know what everyone he shouts shazam to transform because that's the name of the
wizard that gives him the power okay that's what everyone assumes his name is so we're just gonna
go with that from now on not a bad call and also but way back in the day some legal acquisitions
were happening and marvel also has its own captain marvel which let's be real they should probably
have more of a right to what would the name of the company being marvel but i think that marvel
changed her name from timely comics to marvel they're like shazam or captain marvel was around
and they were like hey don't do that yeah no the problem was that they were both really old and
technically a third company invented this captain marvel and then and then uh i want to say dc bought
those rights there's a long battle of the legal history he's been being called shazam in my as
far as i can remember as far the first time i saw it is as shazam instead of captain marvel was
injustice like a justice one yeah his on the character shazam they started rolling that out like
you know um again in more of the more recent years but it's like it's the thing he shouts
right why wouldn't everyone assume that's what it was basically just about a kid that
skips puberty yeah but he can go back yeah that's never grow up to be a man i've never seen it
why would you oh why would you need to i want like as a character in in would he grow up like
when he's just i've never seen it like a 40 year old man because the fear the furthest
in the future story version i've read was it in kingdom come yeah where everyone's older
yeah uh he's still old but he still has a young juvenile mind and they use that to mess with him
oh okay i got confused because i was going to say that for some ever seen shazam was in a superman
arcade beat him up by taito at least in 1988 because i remember seeing red i remember seeing
shazam and it's like no there's just the second player just controls a red superman and it's never
explained as well there you go but i always thought it was shazam yeah it's an easy that existed in
the mandela effect universe yeah thank you so that i keep making yeah that one but you you're
at you're you're at kingdom come right i remember no i thought i don't recall i thought that was one
you read to laugh at it or whatever well anyway kingdom yeah fine next on the list of comics i read
to laugh at well actually comic that i already think has one super cool ass thing in it which
is the the fucking flash in yeah in kingdom come but it's also really great because it's about making
fun of rob lifelt i also know that the art is a plus yes and and again a major story arc is about
making fun of rob lifelt and his entire era of comics like there's a bunch of people that are
like ha ha we have feet like no there is a shiny metallic armed art super soldier man
that comes and it becomes the like superman's old and busted the world loves maegog now and everyone's
like yeah maegog you're the coolest and superman's like fuck this i'm out and like he just takes over
as like the era of big shiny buff metallic armed heroes is it's great it's weird because
it's got adult armed heroes is super in nowadays but it's uh it's it's yeah that's that's where you
can get adult billy batson uh i really i really like this trailer i i would like it made me excited
to see a dc movie yeah you know it makes me excited to see this movie what's that the exclamation
mark in the title uh like well he has to yell all caps if he says it out loud like hey man i'm
shazam it doesn't proc right if it wasn't in caps and just had a period it wouldn't really have the
same marketing pop shazam i feel i feel like the only chance this has is if it takes itself even
less seriously than the trailer yeah hopefully right ideal for any kind of it reminds me more
kickass or like that type of i mean like superhero deconstruction thing in the one would hope
in the trailer the bit that like when he defeats the convenience store claire uh claire
when he defeats the thugs right like what's actually happening in that scene is they're
buying booze right because he can because he's an adult now which means you're going to get a drunk
shazam scene and hopefully he pisses all over himself unless unless like his superpowered
body lets him like take alcohol like accelerated level or whatever but then he'll just transform
back into a kid and get drunk yeah oh no the moral implications underage drinking is cool
well also we're in canada so yeah i'm vancouver yeah excuse me sorry no he's from edmonton
oh well then you don't work yeah all right yeah you look stupid i did uh what do we got
americans at home i know most of you are listening to this from the usa underage drinking is cool
but to you everything is underage drinking ah suck it wasn't the rock supposed to be black adam
yes if he's in it there's not in the trailer he was supposed to be in it though fresh off the
hot success that is skyscraper it has mark strong who's in the kingsman movies and he seems to be
the villain so i don't know where the rock is at rocks maybe they're just hiding him from the
marketing right now i don't know why you'd want to do that but my favorite part of this trailer
is that i scrolled down and watched the whole movie with superman in that link that is underneath
the video woolly has up right now how did you then get this power no um and just the dc animated
movie equivalent of this movie and and also levi says uh black adam ages in his human form even
when he's powered up and when he's changed back into his human form he's just a skeleton black adam
turns back into a fucking skeleton can he ever turn from i don't know that's super cool i don't
know but that's fucked up a skeleton villain there's lots of them to be fair i know but like
like a weak skeleton skeleton or skeletor skeletor so spinal okay wait i need this is a
really important question that i need a round table so i'm glad that i have we have an extra
person here is skeletor a skeleton because it's just no he's a skeleton man he's a man with a
skeleton i wish i had stronger opinions he has big he has big buff blue muscles he's huge rip you sat
at the right chair today adam uh i'm going with skeleton men yeah that's what i'm saying i would
also say yeah yeah he's not a skeleton right yeah he's fucking ripped yeah so technically he couldn't
be a skeleton yeah unless under the shirt unless we saw the body and the body was just ripped bones
what if what if just inflated with air yeah just work out he got his whole head burned off by magic
that's okay since we're talking about skeletons i'm not sure you have it on the dock ability
do you have anything about the black sarcophagus yeah uh i mean i know it sucks let's just know
because there's a lot of the other news this week around the table all right you drink it
anak sunamune has requested all right lord dio wants us to drink the skeleton juice let's let's
let's catch adam up a little bit oh okay foot long black sarcophagus
they thought it might have been alexander the great but instead it was three shitty skeletons
well maybe generals living in a bunch of red goo so so here's the thing right to walk the story
back to its origin because the first piece was in egypt they discovered a black unmarked sarcophagus
yeah and which is very and this is really rare like you don't just find at that just lying around
the internet found this memes when ran rampant don't open it uh tom cruise won't won't be available
to save us deos in there right and then you open it up and there's three skeletons you're like no
it's not dio it's the pillar man but not just three skeletons it's three skeletons and all that
skeleton juice confirmed they were not royals because there was no like um um jewelry or any
embalming or special treatment change.org got on the case really quickly yes because a petition
was formed because people want to drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus all right um
even though it has been confirmed that it is sewage that leaked in from the ground okay man i
thought it was just people juice nope 19 000 signatures say let people drink the red liquid
from the dark sarcophagus i think i think one of the i think the the maker of the petition says
stop telling me it's sewage it's not it's the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus
so we can assume its powers and finally die well it might kill you my my favorite dark
sarcophagus my favorite part of all of this was when i saw the article that detailed it was a
fucking news article off some website that was hey they opened it up it was the phrasing uh black
sarcophagus opened despite warnings one of umbrella's greatest curses will be released
this is the ultimate in do it you cowards right like why wouldn't you open it come on hey that's
oh it's spooky because that's sarcophagus that's how tree sap got delicious yeah yeah right well
it's the trees are basically sarcophaguses that are upright well what you need is the
footage of the moment they open it to see if any like noxious thing is released into the
yeah what happens then open it up and and robert paterson's in there i just love how like we're
we're just like we're all talking leanna's just like yeah there's this petition to drink it i'm
like what what's going on and i rushed to the computer check it out you can't stop us from
drinking it i don't know what the petition is going to do is like the whole time i guess
the goo is gone guys i just poured it back into my flight to egypt let me drink it well at some
point it's going to give way to people just trying to break in with straws right like super
live like those spy cameras under the doors and just full on full on like a beer hat from
like the straws i i saw skeleton i sorry i saw mummies alive i know how this works
oh pull on i i drink your milkshake i drink it up you know really long straw also for
for those that don't and that's many of you that listen to uh tokyo mirage sessions add but listen
to the podcast woolly did not know that there was a third mummy movie there was a third mummy
no idea that counts two of the dragon emperor and his yeti's yeah there's a discussion about
whether or not that counts as a mummy because i thought mummies had to be absolutely completely
totally a mummy i i always thought mummies had to be in egypt nope i didn't i i don't know because
mummification is a natural process under some conditions but just my brain just kind of went
yeah but it has to be wrapped and buried in egypt well like if you move it like a little bit outside
of the borders it's just champagne it's just a zombie in wrapping snow you know he's got a whole
bunch of mummies but they they throw those up on top of mountains and shit we got knock off mummies
here they're not that's why i said to woolly in the argument i'm like that's like you point at
deacon frost and saying you're not a vampire sorry well like doesn't it just feel standing outside
on the fucking beach yeah that's totally yes but doesn't it just kind of feel like less of a mummy
if it's not like from egypt you know you're like all all ice cream flavors that are not vanilla
are not really ice cream no i'm saying not every vampire is Dracula that's right that's true you
know that's kind of more so what i'm saying but like not every mummy is emotep or naksuamun or
like whoever like they're they're the bosses sometimes and a carous sometimes they're mummies
that are tom cruise yes yeah or or rick flair or uh i'm sure once these mummy movies run out of steam
we'll get the off-brand mummy movies be a brand of steam um they got it they got one more the train
is crashed they got one more spurt left i'm glad we talked about the dark sarcophagus this is much
more important speaking of important no some shit happened and i'm like man i hate the form this came
in but boy do i love the thing i was so confused by this are street fighter and power rangers are
having a crossover event with their mobile game because and the results is ryu ranger visually
i was looking at this and i thought this was street fighter five right it's so cool new stages
and shit hadoken yeah and he's got the green rangers gold shoulder uh play like shoulder design
looks fantastic it's so dope this is just street fighter dlc and the power rangers mobile game
which i didn't even know existed yeah i would love it if this was on a console and not controlled
like shit or if this outfit made it to five hey listen that to everyone update your canon like
diagrams like street fighter go to power ranger now i guess so that world is now you need is now united
what this means heim saban's creations all connect to megaman well a couple things connect to megaman
does that mean kiss no no it doesn't because that went through um things we didn't ask for connect to
megaman uh oh not that story actually oh that's a good one oh you accidentally put a good one up there
where is that shit on it no i meant i meant the other one megaman fully charged all the one that
looks really good so there's a send that's an ego comic on they showed off a trailer for this new
megaman animated whatever it's a cartoon fortunately it's like our ire for megaman
shit is not as bad as it was 11 and stuff yeah but it's still not this is just one of those you
know it's not for me or for anyone who cared about it it's for the children for a new generation of
kids who don't know what megaman is or care i just need another sonic i think his head just looks super
bad like his head are specifically i think the thing living inside of his head looks super bad
there's a little megaman mega me i think it was called i forgot about that you say mega meme that's
mega me that little to that little character right there there's a little mascot living in his head
that he talks to and it's like a little megaman robot mascot buddy it's just like some of these
designs the robot message looks okay but it's just like like the art style is just looks so cheap it
does well that's uh how you save money it's making it cheap yeah not spending it yeah to be fair their
goal was to not spend money right so hey but it's like but it's like sonic boom the cartoon looks
good looks fine and it's a hilarious fucking cartoon and this is just but but this is this
reminds me hard of like veggie tails yeah you know what i mean like favorite we're good we don't
have the money to spend but we're gonna try to get something done like i hope it's fine i'll give it
a watch but i'm like it just doesn't inspire we want to don't notice if it's not well animated i
should match i sure didn't when i was a kid no i won't look at some of the stuff i watched when
i was a kid i'm like wow this is great but then when you go back to it like mommy's alive you see
like oh shit when they did try it was rad there was a i mean there was a generation of animation on
television that was particularly great that's for sure but it was all the stuff from our specific
childhoods like just yeah yeah yeah lip flaps absolutely yeah yeah it i mean again it's like
there's only so much like this was a thing from my childhood and now they're bringing it back and
it's terrible that i have in me yeah like you know it's not like at a certain cartoons have much to
live up letting go though just because the other ones were so bad right also at a certain point
you're like yeah this is just not at all for for anyone from those the days of those video games
but what might be is the thing i originally brought up which is the fact that they're
finally bringing over a manga from 1996 of a megaman x one shot so uh this one's just looking
around the capcom properties offices saying is there anything this is the ultimate in like
crack open the the grandma's attic yeah dust in there crap crack crack open the mega sarcophagus
exactly what is there oh an old megaman one off from 96 yeah sure let us drink it
and like fuck it's 20 like literally 2018 which might be what 20x the x was in the actual
story you know because uh wait is mega man x is 20x but the mega man was in 200x yeah which was
the mistake that way too soon mega man two did 20x x right uh mega man x was in the 20x dx world
i want to say our 21 x dx rather yeah yeah um man man two tries to be like it could be any time
in the 20th century and then and then look at this this says this is based on the mega mission
trading card series and chronologically takes place between x2 and x3 oh i always wanted to know
what happened in between those two when i really did when the when the when the when the the maverick
hunters or whatever the god anyway the three can the you know surge agile yeah i forgot the other
ones whatever that fuck that shit showed up yeah and vile and this will fill in the hole fill in
the blanks that have been there since 20 years ago fucking guts to have the mega man game or
og mega man just fucking smokes dr wiley i wish i wish and then they lock him up for it yeah yeah i
know i'm hoping fucking awesome and it's all cutesy and shit like 11 and then he just blows
his fucking hole through wiley's head and it looks like bayana commando um also he forces like
wiley's like uh extended family into eating his corpse yeah and then mega man licks their tears
for fuel no speaking of um robot children and they're loving like creator slash scientists
going elite a battle angel had a new trailer that dropped does it still look fucking awful
in the face cameron um that kind of this trailer has some cool shit i will say it really does if
anything like i didn't change her face at all i think no but there's some there's some strong
shots yeah there's some shot like cinematography wise there's some cool stuff happening color wise
there they've got a really nice world they're setting up it looks really nice um the the i thing
oh yeah that okay it's the one with the freaky animal yeah the fact that galley's eyes are still
like weird like i thought they would tone it down after the like reception that the first
trailer got but yeah i don't i don't know if i said it the first time but i'll say it now
legitimately horrific like oh like i feel like you're gonna get used to it after 45 minutes
that's a long why didn't they just hire christina richie
they wouldn't have to animate it i really do feel like um cameron just looked at it and went
like but anime though this is what anime is right big guys it's so weird that they didn't make it on
the other characters yeah just her as probably because it would be too much work but it's too
much work to shit up the rest of this movie there is there any reason for it or is it just anime
if there's a story the source material doesn't really like have anything she like in the in the
manga she just looks like the rest of the world you know she's like an actual human being in this
trailer they explained that her technology is 300 years old and was lost to time she's the one
one of a kind so maybe that's it back in the day when anime was popular and this model was made
okay also some of these uh like bad some of these bad guy designs in real life end up looking a lot
like deus x uh yeah losses yes they do i really get like human revolution vibes um oh that looks
cool but yeah the new trailer uh just dropped and i mean hey like i'm down it has cool visuals except
for the visual you'll see the most often from the director of spy kids and yeah exactly right
troublemaker studios themselves um not it's always an eclectic body of work from the makers
of desperado spy kids spy kids two spy kids three shark boy and lava girl and sin city yeah yeah
yeah it's from dust till dawn from dust till dawn and of course um it's got uh uh the dude from um
house of cards in it uh ramy from house of cards i don't know the actor's name that guy i was gonna
say hands that guy hands lander the boy yeah it also has hands lander yeah um i mean again he didn't
blow up like he should have after and glorious bastards uh i all but thought this movie was dead
you know like it was what you thought they cancelled it teaser so long ago yeah i forgot about it but
it was announced that he was gonna work on this like over 10 years ago this yeah but this and go
we mean this and ghost in the shell oh yeah we're both announced as projects that uh he was gonna
work on and then just fucking just like i was in high school i was in mid high school when i was
getting excited about this and ghost in the shell like getting it down like Cameron saw like saw the
manga or whatever like years and years and years ago and it was like i want to make this and just
kept doing other projects instead like a ghost in the shell just changed hands like four or five
times until until it became the great movie until it rounded up being what we got yeah um and this
stayed on the back burner until you know i guess it actually happened but that doesn't stop the fact
that avatar four through twelve are also still in the planning that's why he was like i'm tired of
not making this i'll just have Robert Rodriguez make it for me james Cameron is like this is my
life now with avatar sequels i got the next five it's it's the world he chose for himself though
you know hopefully it makes money i guess like nobody talks about avatar anymore it made a
shit zillion dollars i know it's the it's the highest grossing film ever made i'm pretty sure
how long ago was that though 2009 okay so that's it's been about ten it predates us it's been
about ten but nobody talks about it anymore no because that was a decade ago people still talk
about like titanic see here's the thing it's just avatar is not a classic movie it was just a very
successful movie you forget all the people that were really into avatar killed themselves oh yeah
they lost their fan base post pandora depression see only they had waited they'd get a sequel you
forgot the um that'd be embarrassing wouldn't it i think i think not to mention the fact that
they could release on my face we now have the r and we now have the possibility of releasing pandora
software where you can pretend to be a navi i'm sure oh wow they could have gotten there if they
waited your weird tail thing yeah weird oh no it's their hair yeah sex tails yeah no sex hair
um warp oh god damn it i had to plug into the phone yeah that's it no one talks about it right
but i feel like its legacy was using 3d in film in a not awful way yeah i was one of those it was
very visually impressive and if let's say the promotional footage or trailer for the sequel
comes out and it's like as much of a mind blowing like leap as the first one was then it's like okay
i'm on board okay right yeah because that that's what the movie should be because that's what the
first one was was like visual technology look at how far we've been working like in that 10 years
they haven't stopped working on making these sequels so i think they're like we have to blow
people away somehow and they're probably gonna rapid fire they're probably gonna rapid fire come out
to you like two three four you know they're all in production right now you know they're doing a whole
like they've written all of them at this point i think i uh i feel as if pre avatar 3d in my head
was just the world of captain eo where like characters would just hold up objects to your
face like here is an apple and it would all be about coming at you in the worst most like
egregious ways and the foreground was all that people cared about and then like in avatar they're
like no we can have depth and they just did it that way instead yeah it's uh i like i like what
it when it enhances something but yeah there's some there's some movies where even if you watch
them in 2d it's like i can tell this was originally in 3d because it's really just like look at this
thing coming at your face there's only a couple of movies and they usually say we've had people
that worked somewhere within the avatar realm like i know it's going to be weird but like one of the
resin evil films they're like we use the cameras that they use in avatar and that was the only other
thing i could think of where wow this 3d does look pretty cool it was one of the ones that had the
3d tagline as part of the movie's title i think so uh let's get a move on because we do have a
couple other things to roll through real quick we get like stoklasa to yell out what's wrong with
your face no inevitable half in the bag review of this movie that would be fantastic but we can
get robin to yell fuck batman oh man you already talked about this today we did fuck batman i think
it's my most popular tweet i've ever made which is why is dick grace in a violent murderer why is
it grace wait why is the official trailer offline oh because they're embarrassed either that or it's
like no no no because i watched it i watched it yeah okay um so there's a there's a there's a
toddler post that went up that was like remember that thing in jackie chan adventures it was like
a little macguffin that splits you into your edgy dark form and then your happy form oh this looks
great this is what happened right um is this have you seen it for something this yeah no of course not
i don't care oh man i care about movies i'm interested in no you don't care about the bad one
this isn't a movie it's a paid for tv subscription tv show oh yeah this is on this is gonna be on
DC streaming so they have their own streaming service they're going to have so you know the hero
robin right boy wonder works with batman he's got the old tights little boy yeah you've heard of him
before yeah right um i don't know if you are aware of this but his way of dealing with villains
pretty extreme murder them oh nice even night we stepping on next with cracks by the way i don't
really want to kill i was talking to chris ricks about this like why don't they just call this red
hood and the outline and his outlaws why does it have to be tight that's the sound effect correct um
i saw my favorite ever like low back hot take ever which was somebody going he's not a murderer
stupid clearly he was just beating those people up and the gunshots didn't hit anyone he was just
to scare them clearly and all that blood about the next all i can think of is the next the shot
before him using the gun is him stabbing someone in the neck and arterial spray flying out yeah
and then the shot after is him stomping on someone's face and their neck snaps audibly those guys are
fine those guys are totally okay he gets blown out at one point um how confusing is it to have
a show where it's the darkest it can possibly be but the teen times go movie is in theaters
and it's the most tonally like maybe maybe there may be there rubber bullets maybe um the other
problem stole from the guy had the other thing is that raven as a character is always like so above
this whole thing that introducing her as like crying edgy team that needs help from robin is such a
ridiculous way to go about this but my uh favorite takeaway from this was was googly garret's
like laughing at the fucking photoshop glass effect well hold on though look at it it's so bad
really but but but okay who did it better titans or inhumans when that when the parents get uh hit
by black all inhumans force have you have you seen that oh man so i gotta just let's let's see if we
can pull it up real quick yeah dude but don't like why bother do it there like oh it's good this is
supposed to be a heavily dramatic scene that's supposed to like be devastating to the main character
but the way it's like i see it i see the way it's shot and it's edited is just the most okay so everyone
at home check out black bolt kills their parents from the inhumans tv show that's good enough and
you'll see what we're talking about if you take a google of that oh black bolt sitting down facing
his parents that why oh that's great and the camera rotates and stain on the wall he didn't know
that was gonna happen so he's caught off guard you see remember when i melted my parents
so remember when we had to do an ad read for this show so
yeah i must still give it to black bolt black bolt's the king he's actually a king though also
but uh it is important uh adam that to catch uh robin's first line here uh what is it is it
fuck batman oh really yes that's why because the goons go wears batman
did i pass it it don't fuck as he is apparently done drinking blood as it appears in that scene
they're okay okay that's funny all right thank you my favorite part let's move on they're trying
it they're not they're trying they're trying wrong speaking of a lot of stuff yeah i like the
shazam trailer this just looked like more justice league it sure did we wanted to be kind of dark
but we also have little jokes here and there we're trying to be marveled but we're not really great
at it i think the stupidest thing you could possibly do the the actor who plays aquaman's his
name is with jason memoa jason memoa absolutely i think the stupidest thing you could possibly do
in a story starring jason memoa the giant dark man beast that he is would be to show him as a
little child that is stupid but you have to be but it's his it's his backstory you have to be
sympathetic to his cost and i want his backstory to be that he was a fish and he grew into a man
no that's not aquaman's back i don't give a fuck you don't actually that's why this doesn't matter
with what i was saying he was a fish and then a girl kissed him and then he turned into a man
no that's name war i'm really is it enjoying the adults here i want to strap in you know
there's some really bright underwater knee yeah there's this stuff there's some super cg is trying
to be underwater wakanda is what it's trying to underwater underwater under wakanda underwater
wet kanda it's just like i don't know it's just kanda world this just seems to meld into every
other like okayish superhero film and this looks terrible it's great yeah i like jason memoa but
i could watch this i mean man the coolest hero that ever was
oof i know i was like why why is this even in production you know
the poster came in i'm like everybody hates aquaman as a meme because they were they were
trying to mcu it because they gotta have aquaman because he's part of the justice league so they
they they gotta work with what they got i guess i mean look man there's the thing if but like if
the movie watch this if these came out and like were at least all like on that level of wonder
woman then it would have been a worthwhile endeavor but they don't know how to do that they don't
know how to do it that's the problem people they're dealing with aren't all on the level of
wonder woman they're dealing with fucking aquaman but yeah but dude guard guardians of the galaxy
yeah it doesn't matter if you are all way cooler than aquaman directed by james one yeah yeah this is
his big bro they're hilarious oh i'm definitely seeing this it like it doesn't even matter if um
you don't know the characters you can write a script about characters you don't know but people
do know aquaman yeah and that he sucks but they're making this as cool as aquaman could possibly be
yeah made him a super cool guy with a cool beard a cool tattoos he's cool and even these in underwater
Wakanda you know what they should fucking do they should have his fucking hand get cut off and go
over to fucking edgy 90s aquaman with the hand then because a fish ate his hook i mean yeah
a whale or a shark ate his fish hand i'm just thinking aquaman is like euro pot banned aqua
oh god i played that is the soundtrack oh god i would love it that that see that's what they
should have done oh so if you have them docking it's fine i just want to say if you haven't seen
it the trailer for glass is really good yeah that's pretty good yeah i really enjoyed it i i wouldn't
say really good it was it was a trailer for a movie that'll see but i mean see the movie the other
movies um it's just making me excited so i guess i will i waited to nothing about the trailer i
would i waited too long to to for uh and i didn't watch split so i also waited so the world just
kind of made that happen yeah and i was like oh i guess that's what that was okay well i'm sure
that would have been a really fun reveal and only yourself to blame i know that's what i that is
literally what i'm in the process of saying no you can blame someone else you can blame
me at night chamalon for making a bunch of shitty movies to trick you into not going to see a decent
one yeah yeah it's fine like i'm not ripping apart it seems that this happens that's how you put
blame on people but um yeah so uh i didn't watch the glass trailer because i'm like i'll get around
to split just first you know yeah um it looks like a normal trailer you know just i don't know i'll
see any m night movie the the good ones are good the bad ones are fun you know you have like a sick
twisted obsession with that yeah the only one i didn't enjoy was uh the visit which one was that
but you enjoyed lady in the water it's the one with the dumbest i mean it depends what you mean by
enjoyed enjoyed as in i can make fun of it which one was the visit the visit was the grandparents
are like really scary and it's found footage the kids are filming themselves i had no reason
this was uh 2014 i had okay post happening yeah it was post after death i was 2015 actually yeah
i had never heard of it until i saw it on adam's youtube channel and then it became my favorite
m night movie gotcha more than avatar that's the best twist ever you shut up that twist is the best
sure more than last airbender oh no the last airbender is the worst the last airbender is to
me the worst movie i've ever seen in a theater not the worst of all time but the worst i paid i'm
like i am miserable i was happy it's the second hardest i've ever laughed in a theater the it was
when earth benders the earth is beneath your feet and then the ten guys do a dance and a single rock
goes by did you see the series the anime series before you saw the movie no so i had no emotional
so if i hadn't then i would have laughed and had fun but since it was like an insult for the same
reasons that i hated the netflix death note and the heart and the hardest i ever laughed i think
was because you had eyeballs no because i cared about the movie was one that got called out on
this podcast by or no it was on social media was when we went and saw samurai cop at that fucking
wool lion that was the fucking and somebody on social media goes was that pat laughing at
fucking samurai oh yeah yeah um yes it was i was very it was very funny the wool lion it was always
in the shadows all right and yeah the rest is just whatever ukulele's and brawl out and yeah that's
cool and base Goku and Vegeta man oh can i can i get another one in there that might be the most
i couldn't care less like dlc knowing it was coming that's a bummer for doing it was coming
softened it a lot yeah that's true uh yeah but uh yeah yeah yeah okay they're really popular in
japan so take some letters i guess hey if you want to send in a letter send a letter or email
an email not a letter actually a physical letter won't reach the email you're trying at super best
friendcast at gmail.com that's super best friendcast at gmail.com okay uh let's take one coming in here
from uh elena says i feel there's never enough love for mario and luigi games using the stash
instead of luck as a stat it's the fucking best in in game it functions like most other rpgs use
luck except it's gotten additional benefit that uh sometimes gives them store discounts if their
stash stat is high enough the implication of their moustaches being so amazing and fabulous
that random totes will give them free stuff has me wondering what's your favorite unique
stack in a game stat in a game and why it's it's stash is really high i wish i could grow proper
moustache because i just look like a like a blart pedophile when i have just the moustache um
paul blards paul blards yeah i assume that's what that was yeah i had a moustache i thought that
was a term of your own creation well it was a matter of qualifying a type of pedophile yeah
um i this movie's just got a lot darker my brain goes towards uh the age
option in dead or alive too uh that to me is probably the best stat what does that affect
that is simply how gravity affects uh the jiggle physics oh yeah the world so you
everyone set their age to 99 set your age to 99 fucking bouncy ass titties all over the
the older you are the more you can handle i'd say that's that's yeah i mean that's just math
any any other outlying stats that stats they always like luck but that's not really outline
the only one uh i got nothing i don't have i don't have a good answer for this the closest
i was thinking was something that wasn't really a stat i might have actually a game feature
what in jurassic park trespasser you look down at your oh yeah look down at your tits
to check your health and you have to see the you have to look down a little heart tattoo
down again yeah absolutely that but it's not really a stat yeah but like i remember watching
my brother trying to figure out the controls for how to pick up a guide it's the jankiest game
i just beat it recently okay really it was a part of my childhood and i'd never even gotten past
the first level but i was like you can get it running pretty well now just you know i played
some like pokemon blue and everything i was like i gotta revisit this game so i actually beat it
isn't it outrageously difficult it was it it was a chore well i found out that you got actually
jump faster than you run so i just hop past all the dinosaurs and go hop hop the whole game
it was pretty bad there's a great let's play uh yes by legendary uh research indicates yes that
that was a good time the best let's play ever made but um Jurassic Park we're just gonna go over
here and shoot some raptor my voice is so soothing yeah it's like a it's like your dead pbs voice
doing fucking lp for you my uh i don't know why this puzzle behaves like this but we'll try our best
my uh my yeah my brother learned how to do the extend arm pick up a gun thing and whatnot and
then immediately the first thing he did is put the gun down and then and then pretend he was
fingering himself and i was just like that's not good yeah he's a human being outside of that
but in lore character purposes that's all he is here so yes that's true oh right okay hold on
we have to go back to the news oh because because we have to talk about the broly trailer
oh yeah there was a trailer for the movie or the for the game the broly the broly broly broly
it came out already yeah yeah but it came out during the week last week because we talked about
the art of him hey guess what we have to he has to he looks really cool obligated he's gonna be a lab
baby um so yeah there's a trailer for dragon ball super broly and in it um there's broly
and it's he's very large what was that first credit acurator yama okay the creator of a dragon ball
was worth it and um fortnight presents broly maybe broly will be in fortnight like thanos was
in the trailer i like how goku's like oh yeah that tournament of power thing that taught me a few
things i'm like didn't that last like fucking how many day was it yeah holy shit i i might be
mistaken but i think the entire process is like a whole like that the past like five arcs i think
we're like two weeks damn well in any case i think all of dragon ball super is like two weeks so
broly yeah looks like he's gonna be a test tube test tube saying yeah and yeah exactly and he's big
he's bigger than the others the biggest the i love that was just like everyone versus broly more
broly for your box so you pay for broly you can't broly so what came out much more important than
this trailer is actually funimation dubs who will be doing the dubs i did see that yes put out a little
thing on twitter saying we promise someone is going to say his power is maximum yeah yeah yeah
right so you know it's broly being broly and dragon balling and guess what numbers go up
he's the biggest number go up number go up oh you see that shit with the
enter the gungeon that was great i hope it's i hope it's actually us yeah oh i hope it's us so yeah
more more importantly this piece of dragon ball fatter with frieza in a dress is fantastic
go to the subreddit and take a look at you know what i really hope my little frieza can't be this
cute i hope broly survives this movie anyway and then he becomes bio broly no but i hope broly
becomes like a fucking character in dragon ball like just hanging around yes as a as a stupid idiot
you know as a really dumb guy i don't think tori am is going to do that but i i hope he does too
because like you're okay that'd be fun remember revenge of the nerds remember revenge of the nerds
too when ogre joined the nerds yeah that and now you just get like inter broly interfacing with
like a vending machine yeah or like broly taking his driving yeah exactly exactly yes yeah no that's
where it should go um well broly grew up to be an even better dad than goku chances are high
i mean who would broly have kids with no like he'll just be he'll show up he'll just show up
oh and just be a better dad to all the kids when piccolo is busy he'll also be a dad to
back up i see what you're saying yes yes okay uh let's take one from this is one of them emails
you're talking about yeah email coming in a dear plague of gripes oh that's the wrong email that's
not us uh recently i fell down into a world a whole a whole of let me say that fell down into a whole
period i fell down into a whole of the in the world of the scariest most unexplained things
you've personally witnessed reddit threads can't really explain it but i find those threads uh
personal stories really engage in often scarier than horror media even as a kid i was obsessed
with cryptology and UFO sightings have any of you guys witnessed anything weird paranormal or
especially spooky nah not me yes not much here i want to ghost in our house the other night but
it was the pc light reflecting off the ceiling freaked her out um in my mom's my mom's house
before i moved out like for a while my room had loud bangs that would happen in the middle of the
night and randomly well that's not supernatural that's a devil yeah but it turned out it was the
fact that our house was just uh on level and so one side of it was sinking while the other wasn't
okay and so like while the basement would go down together the house itself would like actually
like shift levels so what you're saying is that satan was pulling your house down into a large
crack was forming across my ceiling yeah but when you hear a loud bang and you know it's in the
room with you but you can't tell what fell or what happened it's a bit it's a bit weird but yeah
exactly no satan uh yeah i haven't seen or experienced anything but liana always does
where every place we move to is probably haunted like at our old old place she was like the bathroom
doors are just open when they were closed the lights turn on there's people flushing the toilet
but i was the only one there on my other friends that were living with me at the time also saw
this our old place the lights would just turn on and off i'm like oh look at that bad circuit
after i have to have them fix that she's like or it's just the ghost that sounds more like she is
haunted yeah maybe but other people's that right her sauce like if it's following her from house to
house yeah it what if she's the ghost it follows i don't know it follows goodness so um yeah like
i've never seen anything but yeah i uh i don't know anything that any anything that i could even
attribute to that is just like i don't assume like oh yeah i left the door closed i'm like oh i just
forgot that i closed or didn't close the door so i can't i can't say that i've ever experienced
anything like that personally you know what do you have do you have like a horse mask
does it not creep you out at night if it's weird shape no okay all right i do have a ghost story
the other night about five six days ago i was i got home and i was really really tired and i went
and went onto my bed and was just patting my cat Elmo and just hanging out and then i heard ghost
voices in my house and then started running around my house going oh fuck oh fuck and it turns out i
had left discord on yeah that's it yeah the new version of that is Alexa laughing in the dark
evilly as well yeah that's a awful but that's that's becoming a thing yeah no i left i will
left discord on and a friend was going hey hello pat are you in or why are you on discord if you're
not on discord uh all i heard was spooky voices i've been to super haunted places they can key
west when they're like everyone's buried about one foot below where you're walking because the
ground is hard oh yeah and and we buried lot in the past we buried lots of people really poorly
and there's lots of pirates and so many slaves all these places you're now in are heavily and
didn't see shit all night the center of amsterdam is an abandoned church that basically it was
surrounded by brothels and it was so surrounded by sin they just fucking they're just like we're done
but in the time people were burying themselves in the church because that was a special privilege
and every tile of the ground is is a burial spot face yeah you're just walking on them like what
dreams may come okay yeah full-on hell mode all right um we'll take one coming in uh kudabar says
hey kudabar what up what up what's your earliest memory dare your friend through sucks i like that
what's your earliest memory using the internet and what's your earliest memory of the internet being
a shithole oh i like my earliest memory of using the internet was uh teacher saying don't use this
for stupid shit and like grade four and then we used it to figure out genesis cheat codes man and then
porn hmm yeah i remember uh specific websites that like when i was super young i would visit
there was uh rate my poo dot com where people just took pictures of their their poop and people
rated them that's that's a literal shithole yeah yeah there was uh like muffin cartoons there was
like kill frog dot com there was like joe cartoon like so many just like either flash websites of
just you know looking for uh time to kill sort of thing home star runner of course of course yeah
yeah yeah and that's all i must be a good person you like home star that's all on the home star for
sure new grounds is a big oh man that's a shithole but like like but dumped it into my eyes there was
a lot of garbage oh like sure but it's not inherently a bad so you're thinking e-bombs or
but that's the thing is like i'm thinking about like pre new grounds because i remember when the
first one when new grounds was just a single page but way before that there was still lots of internet
adventures and to me the first internet thing i ever did was go to nuke.com which was game pro
would advertise this as a video game website it was specifically uh in an internet cafe located
inside of virtual world where i play the mecha games because guess where my first internet
story takes place too fucking virtual world damn straight i walk around with my card on me ready
to go um it's a place where you go to play mecha games instead of real cockpit and they had an
internet cafe where you'd connect but you had nowhere to go because who the fuck knew what
the internet was yeah there was nothing but i always remember the ads in game pro for nuke.com
and so i went there and that was the first website i'd ever visited and it was awful like they had
they just had pictures even at the time you were like this is awful they had pictures this thing
will never get off the ground this internet well they had pictures of shit i just read in the game
pro and i was like okay yeah you know um game pro gets here fast that was that was back in the day
of delay the website content until after print yeah that lasted for years back when ign was ign64
before they became just n64.com so they were just originally n64.com and then the imagine games
network bought them snowball exactly well that was later too i wonder where does nuke.com go now
today probably i have i have an inkling it would have to do you'd have to do way back machine
nuke.com i fucking knew it what's what is a nuke a giant bomb mother fuckers mother fuckers took
it that's good that's hilarious that's great that's super good wow um but yeah also for me
virtual world yeah uh the internet you can look up anything my man and my sister says who took me
there who is of age at the time because they i think they had like a little you can only go on
the internet if you're above a certain age i forget but okay yeah that was a lie i was like okay i can
look up anything and i'm like mk3 fatality's up down this is scorpion summons a whole bunch of
other scorpions and they beat you to death in hell and they went oh my god that's the new fatality
that's the first thing i ever looked up the way back machine is showing us the nuke gaming minute
from 1996 this is what i went to and this was the fucking ziff davis ziff davis
publishing company nice that's game now yep before everything zd net was already on it
the uh space jam website is still in its current yes yes that that's legendary well you know because
it's you know it's building up for the sequel i don't know anything older than nuke.com i i have a
big memory for me it's beyond that is b it's just bbs world right in terms of shitholes like i have
what whatever a decade ago more someone was just like there's this thing i was looking up it's it's
something like five chan three if i'd forge i don't know what it is and i was like and i asked
them about what it was then they told me and i was like oh okay got it so that's it um how old is
four chan uh fucking old i actually have no idea but i mean two channel was a thing before that
two chans ancient so like i yeah going back to the japanese channel like two chans proper bris
brias breed little internet one point uh okay um last question from so bud bore
dare memory craired friends listening to the friendcast from the beginning i heard you
i never heard you talk about the real video games movie dvd extras for example dreamworks
produced animated sin bad legend of the seven seas movie had a game from about choosing paths
on a boat trying to get to the end of a rock maze but like on the dvd or on the dvd as an
extra feature i love that who has the best extra feature dvd game you've ever played
i've never played one i've never played one i remember i forget what dvd it was but i knew
that there was a hidden game in it where there was like extra selections that were invisible
so you had to go around secret menus secret menus yeah i remember one that was kind of a
game i want to say was an animated movie but now i can't fucking remember the name of it but i
remember going whoa cool and then that's it that's my experience starts and ends there you know what
i'm gonna sidetrack this question adam have you ever played a dvd extra game oh wait you have
oh wow okay yeah okay um well i mean like i remember i remember there were like plenty for
like disney or or kind of uh you know children's focused uh movies i remember there were some for
the lanking the one that i will mention though which is like debatably a game um is uh for the
special edition dvd of final destination three they had a choose your own adventure option on disc
two yeah so like a david cage game whoa basically where you're just like choosing with the scenes
would pause so they filmed some extra footage are you serious i'm not even kidding that's super
and so um what was really funny about it like what i remember the most about it was just how
despite them filming some extra footage to to try and um you know give you more to do
they also cut things in a really weird way where if you chose certain things it just would not make
any sense so in the actual film uh two characters find out like okay death's coming to kill us blah
blah blah and then they go over to meet the one guy who's like working out in a gym he's lifting
a bunch of weights and then you see the cable of the weights you see like the the sword above
and then slowly but surely every time he's lifting the weights i guess he's just so strong that the
sword's you know almost uh you know it's like a decorative thing right it's slowly you can see it
like shake and then uh by the end of the scene it's like okay it snaps through the cable and then
as he does it it just like crushes his head in the choose your own adventure version if you just go
to to meet him first you see none of that foreshadowing and they literally just show up and he's
like hey how are you doing and the weight like you see no reason no setup and so it's like okay this
is this is funny i mean like thinking about those movies without the god camera that shows you set
up oh yeah you would probably like that would they actually be probably hilarious five minute shorts
of someone just going about their day and then something like it'd be like those foreign like
workplace safety videos or can yeah yeah yeah yeah i think it was a german forklift one in particular
but the lady on the ladder the canadian ones are also horrific yeah hey i've spilled my coffee oh that
one's real bad i don't like it okay uh yeah that does it that's good hmm uh let plug your
shit adam let's get into the plugs plug it in plug it where do people look at you if you search up
yms you'll find my channel it's called your movie sucks.org i also have a gaming channel it's called
adam plays it's spelled a d u m p l a z or ze and uh i also do do music it's an unkindness recently
blondie covered one of my songs on their new album that was really that's rad yeah it is pretty rad
and uh the song's called fragments and uh the only stuff you're gonna find online currently is like
demo material from 2010 but i'm working on an album right now filming a music video do that and uh
can't i guess i can't think of anything else to put you also stream right well yeah i do a twitch
same as my uh same as my gaming channel name a d u m p l a z so twitch.tv slash and if you want to
watch like the full streams not on twitch there's a side channel called adam plays throughs figure
out how to spell that yourself okay but that general spelling sidebars yeah they're all in the
sidebars if you look if you look on my yms channel you just scroll if you can find one look on the
right hand side of the page you'll see all the channels i just listed three letters as people
can do the the three yms yeah that's that's that's not the easiest thing to search google or youtube
it'll be the first thing to show up so okay oh yeah sardana cast my podcast i almost forgot i do a
podcast with i hate everything and Ralph the movie maker okay well yeah all your plugs sir you have
to apologize to them later man we talk about movies you're like i also have an etsy channel
and you can buy things that i make i also do porn yeah you can check me out at porn maybe not
fucks but it's f u x yeah a u d add some folks no it'd be your movie sucks but it'd be s u x
yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just pornography they don't know how to spell that's why they're there
not only a good slurp but the follow-up on it i appreciate that little tasting yep what's going
on matt uh i'll just uh be posting a bit of i saw nathan copeland was going on i posted a bit i
watched it to remind myself no more heroes to uh lp uh matt's desperate struggle that the part of
that's gonna go up every day until it's done it's only like eight parts or whatever i will say i was
talking this to someone yesterday like oh god i have to fight the final boss and no more heroes too
right yeah yeah yeah and when we did the original lp it's it's like it can go really well it can go
really badly because he can one shot you if you're near an open window he can just drop kick you out
and i killed his like spoilers i guess i killed his second form in about 15 seconds he just
didn't do anything and i had one of the bursts so that when you fill up your meter and it just
damaged him so fast and so hard than i've ever seen i was like that i'm that was the fight i'm
done now you already did it wow it was it was it was amazing that it just went by fast because
i was dreading it because like that fight is totally fine if that character was somewhere
in the game nope not the final fight um the final fight it's at least such a bad tasting
so i want i i clicked on to to rewatch because i wanted to remember i'm like why'd what why did
this bug me so much just besides like the detail of it where like he just tosses the chicks at you
and i it's because i forgot the extra thing where like i just remember them being tossed and then
like he slices and dodges or whatever but it's not that it's way worse it's like the two girls
get hit onto his sword and then he has a dio joe tarot thing with them as the the layer in between
and then they explode into parts and then he kicks their rolling afro heads away yeah and it like i
was like oh that's why it's not a nice man massively uncomfortable yeah he's not a good guy yeah it's
also because the first game the second game don't really have any other moment that's like there's
never anyone else in a room when you start a boss fight yeah you and the one boss the only thing i
could think of is shinobu killing her classmates in the first and even then you never see it yeah
but it's just super um like it that's that kratos shit feeling you know and i mean like that that
kratos that's just oh kratos why you gotta be like that fuck yeah um but yeah so i'm gonna be posting
that on uh math's flop house like every dan told us okay and that ridiculous voltabase intro uh in
which you are fighting uh one hitomi tanaka aka hitomi j cup and then a nuke goes off it's just
an explosion okay so that doesn't imply that you win no no because it's just modeled after the very
first intro for normal heroes too where they just they didn't have the gameplay yet okay it was just
him fighting alice twilight and uh and then they just there's an explosion so that's not the result
of like like no plus i couldn't beat her i couldn't beat her in mario card how am i gonna beat her in
a fucking katana battle poke a titty and see if a nuke goes but i don't think it would all right
uh balloons dude what up pad they're filled with sand jesus come on yeah come on get it together
what up what up oh man i'm probably gonna stream something that i regret this week over at
twitch.tv slash angriestpad i'll probably do some fucking stupid like stream fortnite or siege or
some shit and then everyone who's waiting on the games that i'm actually playing and we'll go
and then everyone out who dollars like those games will go just so bad i'll be like yeah yeah yeah
yeah all right yeah that's over at yeah i don't twist i'm very angry there you go yeah uh and
over on woolly versus i'm gonna continue that near specifically what about naruto man well alch is
gonna get there um so i i did an equipment overhaul and shit's gonna be sounding and looking a lot
better starting what's the difference um now i'm going 1080 60 and now i'm going proper like really
clean audio as opposed because i switched up my mics so use these or use something else something
else i have live mics um so yeah i was doing some experiments to see like how the quality
difference would work out and i was impressed yeah if you get a good laugh yeah so um that works a bit
better for my place and uh that that's going up uh more naruto uh as well and um that that playthrough
is not uh it's not finished going through um updates and revisions so um big big things big
things come into to that too uh and i will say uh that work has started on kirby lore episode three
oh jeez so i thought you'd be done by now there's a lot of games i don't do how much could there
possibly be i i made i told you about the dark matter trilogy i told you that was a thing
and i know that it upsets you to know that there's a thing called the dark matter trilogy
in the world of kirby set myself up for these on purpose every time i know that that it's not
what you expect and and want of this world but it's what the world is giving to you it's what
you're being served kirby has more story to tell and i'm doing it while showing as little of kirby
as possible see that's who's not that so that people that way people won't be like driven away
by kirby that pink fuckers barely any of those videos disperse to pig me yes easily forgettable
that's over on woolly versus and up on the main channel as always is tokyo mirage sessions but
we're like we we beat we beat the first form of the final boss but then don't even make guesses
about where we're at has many other forms no i looked at that oh we don't have much left to go
do you remember i don't i don't get story spoilers i just got like a gotcha okay at like
one third of the way through the fucking game and on macron we were like oh yeah we're coming up on
near the end no no woolly kept saying that because that's what the guide was inferring yeah there was
the pages were thinning out yeah um you guys have re5 going which is going great we have to shoot the
black evil evil it's gonna be fun moderating everyone's discord to the next couple months
what was it was it like footage of african genocide dot avi i think was the name of the
file that was put up when this was first happening do you know what you don't know what i'm talking
talking about oh wow i was not involved in this the pre pre um skin color adjustment patch
trailer for re5 when it was just like big ol fucking chris i remember that shooting the
hordes of darkness no you're saying that the capcom eternal file mode i'm saying that someone
took that trailer yeah renamed it to uh uh footage of african genocide dot avi and sent that around
and on uploaded to various like black community groups and whatnot and that's where that first
like outrage sparked from because that's what it was called and then they went please sprinkle in
so that you're gonna look at a horde of people in africa that are zombies but every once in a while
there's a little white guy and then it was like now it's like 50 of it and now he's got a black
sidekick so great game it is pretty good yeah i was saying that someone looked looked through
directories of capcom files and their first re5 trailer was called was called that no i i remember
i remember because i remember the controversy happening but this is the first time but this
is the first time when um through family and friends on like my church like past side really
i heard about it there okay and when it came around through the other side that's what the
file was called that's funny yeah yeah man me and madder having tons of fun dodging machetes
dodging spears and dodging all sorts of fun language that we almost say but don't nice um yeah
i appreciate i appreciate a good racial drift um what it's really it's really unfortunate
that the primary mutant force in that game is literally black evil it's it's black evil black
who's sheva who's sheva sheva your sheva be anyone but sheva okay you get to say it
i'm giving you permission you're not the lord of it though no you're a good one and you gotta shoot
the bad ones natives i mean people in the area hi welcome to the fantastic what's up man this is
how we do it oh yeah that's one of those uh we'll see you guys next week see you guys everyone peace
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