Castle Super Beast - SBFC 256: You Can't Stop Us from Drinking the Sarcophagus Juice (Feat. Adam from YMS)

Episode Date: July 24, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:59 start with? Did we... Is the button? Not to say that... Oh. Well, I've had fun... Not to say that like streams don't, like you can prepare, prepare, prepare. We're still figuring it out. And then stream dead messages within seconds. I've started at about a dozen streams with the audio completely off. It's set it go. Why not go? You didn't touch anything since last time. So logically, there shouldn't be anything wrong this time. Hi! But there is something wrong. Adam's here. Oh no. I broke in. Is that something wrong or something right? I don't know. He's cool. Hey Adam, what's up? Who are you? I'm Adam. I have a YouTube channel called Your Movie Sucks, which I believe is the exact same size as our YouTube channel. Is it? Oh,
Starting point is 00:01:43 we pulling out Dix and measuring already? Yeah, why not? Damn son. I thought we'd butter him up a little bit and then do the dick measuring. Here's what happened, right? So I was like, oh, his channel is way bigger than ours. But then I looked, I'm like, no, we're bigger than I thought we were. Oh. Like, I think mine's still bigger than ours. Well, the trick is to use the tape measure so that you don't, you don't, because the ruler is too straight. Oh no, is the tape measure because this is still way bigger. Because you're in the age of everyone leapfrogging us that was smaller before. The tape measure is how you, because you can bend it and then you can get a little bit of extra there. You have like 50,000 of your subs? Sure. Everybody unsubscribe from me.
Starting point is 00:02:23 No, no. See, how do you get that joke? No, we took that joke. That joke used to be funny. And now we get it. And then people do it. Yeah. Because we, anytime something went wrong with us, we started saying go unsubscribe from a friend of ours. And then they did it. And then it started going haywire. I don't think they actually did it. No, they didn't actually do it. It was like 12 people. It might have been the other horrible thing that we did to that person that caused the sublot. Oh yeah. His boys. Oh boy. With their noise. Oh boy. His BF boys. Oh, good old jovial YouTube ribbing. You know. Yes. Yeah. Remember when we damaged that person's channel? Hey man, it's all good. What is up? Hey, so you're in town. I am. I'm here right now. How
Starting point is 00:03:08 you enjoying Montreal, man? It's good. It's this not the first time I've been here. I've, you know, I was just here to mainly visit my brother. Then I found out that Fantasia Fest was happening. Yeah, it is. So I could see a couple movies while I was, while I'm here. That was pretty cool. Got some footage for a music video I'm filming, hung out with some friends while I'm recording an album right now. As is everyone nowadays, we need to get on, get on ours. Yeah. Someone sent in a shell letter to like, to bring that up. But I guess we can strike that from I don't have any music. We should call it best friends like to battle. Do you have any musical talent, Matt? No. I spoke one time and then someone used it in a cool song. Oh, that happened
Starting point is 00:03:54 to me too. Monday morning again thing. It was good. Hey, we should get the guy who did the Silent Hill rap video to just make a rap video out of our podcast. No, we say to Little V, get something done tomorrow. We're going to give you no guides at all. Get it done. There's also tech writer and the awesome like fun remix albums of our stupid shit. But none of that's actual real talent Adam. That's just accidental like music occurring. But it's still art. What? Oh, don't say don't say that to this guy. Don't letting him know that he was accidentally a part of art is probably the worst mistake ever. Don't do it. Video games are art. Are we going to have this debate? Video games are also stupid. But yeah, they're all great. See, that's how I get
Starting point is 00:04:40 around it. See, it's all right. Remember, ladies, if you're dating a man that's still into video games, you should dump his ass. You see that tweet? See that hot take? I didn't see it. Some rando dude with no followers says that and he's like, shit, now I got to get my soundcloud link out because everyone's dog piling on the second tweet on the side of the problem. Yeah, but that's what goes through someone's head whenever they're randomly made up. It's a nerve. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see like one tweet. Yes. Oh, yeah. By the way, check out this other thing. There's a science to that. And I've like that's where the that's where the person's true intentions come through. I think is that first one is the rehearsed really well thought out viral. And then
Starting point is 00:05:22 the second one is what they're really up to. I found the perfect JPEG of just a bunch of clip art of sonic adventure characters making weird faces going, oh, wow, this really blew up. Check out my sonic streams on Twitch. And I'm like, that needs to be the only one you do ever. The worst instances of that were on YouTube annotations I found. Oh, yeah. Cover the whole video. It'd be like viral video. Oh, shit, that's got viral. Oh, check out my other thing. It's like, well, I can't watch the video anymore. I guess you could turn them off. But there's really no annotations were amazing. No, they're they still work. They do still work. But not if you add all the ones you have if you have channel bumpers at the end, then you can't use. No, no, old ones
Starting point is 00:06:01 still work, but you can't add new ones. But but they are nowhere near as bad a mistake as video replies were. Do you remember the era of video replies? Yeah, there's always positives and negatives. And I actually use the reply feature. Wow. Well, you know, back in the day, YouTube was a small community of a lot of vloggers and some are when did you when did you get in your and I started my YouTube stuff when I was in, I guess, in 2006. So like, pretty early. But it wasn't the channel that is the most popular now. So my your movie sucks channel started in 2010. But I was doing, I was doing random vlog shit and just uploading really shitty skit videos from sounds familiar. It does sound actually somewhat familiar. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:52 There's there's something like, like, like, there's always something worse, though, because it's like, okay, video replies to me is like, that was just like the drag era, because I found those to be awful. And it was always the same screenshot of some random dude's head. And you're just like, I don't care what you have to say about like today. Well, yeah, right. Shocked face. Oh, reactions. I hope I hope you remember that I told you that I went into YouTube's like policy guide for thumbnails. And it is in the guide to making a good thumbnail is make an emotional face on thumbnail as big as it reacts to emotions. Yeah. I mean, we can argue against it, because it's annoying, but at the same time itself, it works, right? Every time. Yeah, that's that's
Starting point is 00:07:39 the curse that we live in is the understanding that all of that shit works. Yeah, it's the consumer's fault. As soon as I started putting my weird, constipated looking face on all the videos on my side channel, the face where I'm look like I'm shitting my pants, people went, Oh, I want to watch that. I will say, though, that like a step below that, though, in my opinion, is dropping down to Nico Nico Doga, where they have it's like the Japanese YouTube where they have the comments flying over the video. Yeah, that's so when someone writes the Japanese equivalent of lol, which is like w w w in a row, you'll just see a big stream of W's because someone found it hilarious completely obscuring the whole because the only thing more to now. The only thing
Starting point is 00:08:29 the only thing more important than the content is the reaction of the audience to that content. How was everyone feeling about this while I watch it? Well, that's why I decided to make that extra super excellent video of Outlast Shitstorm with Facecam that everyone loves. Do you remember that conversation? Hell yeah. Okay, I'm glad. It was actually probably 60, 40 people were like, No, you should do this. I'm like 40 is a lot. No one's going to catch the parody aspect, but it's okay. Oh man, that's good though. Nobody caught the parody aspect of labeling red dead gun or gun red dead or whatever the fuck specifically told by machinima is like these jokes are too high brow. Don't do it. Don't do this. You're just you're hurting everyone. You will confuse people
Starting point is 00:09:14 and it did and they were don't put that fucking Mac and me clip in there. They never told me not to do that. They didn't. They never told me not to do it. I assume they would. So when I turned five videos, it was fine. Would you catch it? Fantasia? I caught under the Silver Lake, which I loved, but I had actually seen it can already. So I literally caught the first two screenings in the world of this movie, but I just wanted to bring other people to see it and see it for a second time. It's one of those movies. I also caught the man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot. I saw the title. Yeah, yeah. It was very bad. It was it was not even like ironically. You'd expect it would be some kind of like hobo with a shotgun and grind house like, oh,
Starting point is 00:10:08 I'm self aware. A nine or two bad. It's kind of funny sort of thing, but it wasn't. It didn't know what it wanted to be. It was like the majority of the movie was just like straightforward trying to present the main character's life after he killed Hitler and just like, I'm sad now. And it was taking itself completely seriously. Like the music was completely serious. There was the odd moment where it's like, oh, yeah, this is self aware, but it was just like maybe four moments in the entire film. The whole thing was super fucking boring and just like it was a mess. Was it technically competent? No. Okay. No, that's good. There were some really distracting editing choices, some really bad direction and only one good actor was the main
Starting point is 00:10:54 guy. I think his name is Sam Neal. I keep forgetting his name. Sam Neal. Like Jurassic Park Sam Neal? I forget if he was in that. He was in the Big Lebowski. I can't remember if Sam Neal was in the Big Lebowski. In the mouth of Madness Sam Neal? Like the famous guy, but Jurassic Park three Sam Neal. No, no, no, no. Sam. Yeah, Sam Neal, Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott. I was like no, I think he's in Jurassic Park. That actually is slightly more baffling. It's got a nice mustache. Sam Elliott. He was the guy in Red Dead Redemption. He was like I'm a fucking old cowboy in Mexico. He was the only competent actor. He's also the he played General Ross in the first Hulk movie, then they recasted him for the rest of the Marvel like universe. And his iconic role on the ranch
Starting point is 00:11:54 with Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, I always see that fucking thumbnail and I always pass by it. Damn. The problem with Fantasia is that like I've been going and this is the first year I'm like not seeing anything is that like just there wasn't anything particularly like last year there was the JoJo movie. Oh, shit. Go see that. But like they don't care if their movies are bad, but they're like they're like press junket and their magazine will always try to sell you on every movie because they want to make money, obviously. So I always have to be like I'm not sure about this and I have to find reviews of other sites that have nothing to do with Fantasia that go like this is trash. This is not good for this. So there's a lot more research involved
Starting point is 00:12:36 throughout the years because they just want to get everything. I would argue that you know, you should be doing your research at any film festival. Yeah, like every film festival that ever exists even can like one of the most prestigious, the most prestigious film festival in the world. If you go in just looking for like, oh, that looks cool based on the poster or an actor like don't really know anything about who directed it or what the critical reception has been. It's just like you're probably going to watch a bad movie over the years. The chances are high. Yeah, over the years, like I used to do like 10 to 12 Fantasia movies every year. And yeah, that's just definitely dropped. And there would be I'd say an average of about 40% of what
Starting point is 00:13:18 I would what I would go to was like, all right, you know, and then and then like a lot of clunkers. But this year, I just kind of I pared it down to two. Last night, I saw I am a hero, which is the film adaptation of manga. It's a Japanese like zombie like manga. Like it's about the loser, right? It's about the loser. Okay, I remember that. But he's the only man in Japan with a gun, basically, and he's trained and he uses it and he's like holding a license and he takes it very seriously. When the fall happens, so to speak, and it's it's in that time frame you enjoy. Yeah, it's right. But it's more but and it's like and it's also like, it really it spends like the whole time in that really interesting adjusting period, because like it's to the point
Starting point is 00:14:07 where walking down the street, some people are casually on their phones still doing their day to day business, while just around the corner, someone else is getting hit with one a runner that tackles them and grabs them type of thing, you know, so I talked about the manga, I feel like a long while ago. Yeah. And I not spent too, too much time on it. But this is a pretty good faithful adaptation, I'd say, of what I read. I only read the first two volumes, and I think it covers about four or so. So the first part, at least up to where I recognized was pretty on point, just fast forwarded somewhat for, you know, a couple of events. But ultimately, I think it did a pretty good job with the material. Some stuff was like definitely censored, because the manga
Starting point is 00:14:53 goes, you know, pretty extreme at certain points to rules in Mangatown. Yeah. And like a big thing about the way zombies work in this universe is that like the thing that you're obsessed with in life becomes your sort of only repeating trait as a zombie. Okay. So it's like, you're not just a zombie, you're a zombie that's obsessed with selling those stocks, got to sell those stocks, buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, if that's what you were doing in life. It's taking like the dawn of the dead Romero shopping mall ones to a new ridiculous extreme. Yeah, well, that's, except for Japan, definitely, right? You've got like everyone's obsessions, like they're, I guess like they're aid almost boiled down to like a single thing that they repeat while they're being this like crazy
Starting point is 00:15:43 fucked up zombie or whatever. Do they still eat people? They do, but they do it while talking about or repeating whatever the thing that they're obsessed with. So would you say that eating the people is like they're doing their thing and then they get distracted, they're like, oh food, and then they go back to whatever. What if their obsession was being a vegan? Well, yeah, then they'd probably just hang out and talk about being vegan while be insufferable on a street corner. Well, like, like, like, because I mean, like, for an example, like there's one lady that's just obsessed with shopping. And so she's like trying to break her way into the shopping thing. But if she sees meat walk by, she's going to come get the meat
Starting point is 00:16:25 and then rip it apart and probably put it in her shopping bags and continue shopping, you know, or and so on and so forth. So that like plays into like how you have to kind of encounter certain types of zombies in a different way because people. Oh, no, it's the hatchery. It's kind of like in land of the dead where some zombies kind of remembered a little bit of what they had like one had a gun because he was a policeman. One was the big handyman guy and he had like a wrench. He was like, yeah, that was one of those really bizarre things from that. All the Romero movies where like the person was still in there, but they were all just crazed with hunger. Yeah. Yeah. This is a lot of that. This is a lot of that the person. There's a lot
Starting point is 00:17:03 of the person is still in there kind of working into this story. And, you know, sometimes it means that like you get a boss type character, right? If you're talking about a zombie that was like a triathlete or like a sumo wrestler. Yeah, like a gigantic, you know, so yeah, they kind of play with those things. But no, it was it was it was it was it was fun. It was fun. And the other one you were going to go see the other one I'm going to go see is tonight, actually. And it's the bleach live action movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't see that there. Yeah. Oh, man. What a reaction. That's happening tonight. Good for you. I all I know is support your bleach, dude. So drink it. The trailer just looks like they have expensive wigs and terrible CG. I can't wait. That's Japan.
Starting point is 00:17:57 I can't wait. The CG budget goes into the weight budget every time. I can't wait for the moment that takes a page from the attack on Titan live action movie where they need to get further into soul society and just helicopters. Well, dude, all I know is like for a single shot because the thing I wanted to see most is like is like think of like the most anime type characters as ridiculous as you get into that series. They're very right. You start off with yeah, like some spiky orange hair and then like a kind of a big guy. But then fucking like Renji shows up with the red dread weirdness that makes no sense. Or that one guy that's a furry. Yeah. And I'm like, what are you going to do for that? And like you get the little little clip in the trailer and I'm like, I'm excited
Starting point is 00:18:39 for this train wreck. I want to be in the fucking conductor seat as this train is going off the rails. I can't wait. So is that going to be your new gimmick? Well, you're going to keep up to date on all the really bad anime adaptations? When I went through the the Fantasia, like, you know, like website, like those were the two that I that that stuck out. So I was like, yeah, why not? I'll get on board for this mess. Because I've never I forgot about, well, it's not technically based on an anime. Yeah, I guess. But it feels like anime came in. It does. But it just also know that like, I'm never going to catch a chance to see this again. You know what I mean? So you're not even going to go through the trouble of going to a website and
Starting point is 00:19:14 clicking a button to like casually do it. When else are you going to see Death Note L change the world? I was going to say Japan and America in this foot race to say who can make the worst anime to live action adaptations. I think America's slightly ahead of Japan's always on their heels. So like Death Note raised the bar. I feel like it's neck and neck, but like no one is willing to fucking go for the death blow, which is that American Akira that America. Oh, oh, wow. It's existed in various forms of not being made. It has existed to various states of completion, including the entire script leaking out at various points. And it is the Caprio Akira, right? No fucking Keanu Reeves. It was Keanu, right? Yeah. And they're American hitmen in New York.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Wasn't there also Keanu Bebop? Yes, that was a thing, right? But Shinshira Wannanabe wanted Keanu for Spike as in the live action Bebop. So that's slightly different. That's so weird. He doesn't like... No, that's who he wants. Whoa. He doesn't even look at all like... That's who he wants, though. I know. I know. I just... It's not the type that's Spike as a as a as an a character on art. You don't own the character. I don't. I don't. I got no say in that. That's fine. First four figures is about to make a giant with ridiculous cool spike statue. They're going to say Keanu Reeves. Sitting in the park, eating the pigeons. Yeah. No, but like some. So there is definitely like some of that. Let like anime to movie discussion this week has quite a bit
Starting point is 00:20:54 of news rolled out that way. But first, let's get into like what we all did. Yes. So how was your week, man? Hey, man, what up? I didn't get to talk about something last time, but like I'm wearing for the shirt of it. But if you're in the Chicago area, please go to thecatcaid.org and spend time with like 25 amazing cats and arcade machines. It's a nonprofit place. I went, I think I might have died and gone to heaven. Every single cat was a nice sweetie. None of them were like angry alley cats or whatever question. One of them really. What arcades did they have? Well, one, what games were there? And two, do the cats that are at the catcade get in front of the screen as you play for your attention? Because that feels like that would be a thing that happens all the
Starting point is 00:21:43 time. I can answer both questions. Like one, there's a stand up regular arcade machine seems to be an emulated turtles in time. Cats can't even really get up there. But they have to like tabletops, various types of Pacman and various types of Defender and those types of games. Cats will get on to it because they're warm screens and their tables and your but your everything's on free play. So there's no stakes to winning these games. It's basically spending like I think 15 bucks to spend like an hour with the cats and you get free drinks. For whatever reason, Chicago laws say you can't have food. You can't mix food. Yeah, you know what? That's probably more common than you would expect. But we have fucking three cat cafes here. But you could
Starting point is 00:22:28 vape in his animals. Kind of vape and blow it in a cat face. Yeah. Yeah. Was there a cat that was like a like scary fat? There was one cat that was big, but he felt more like muscular, and he's the one that you can adopt. All of them are adoptable. They've saved 350 cats from a term I've never heard, but I'm sure it's American. I have not heard of it in Montreal. Kill shelters. Kill shelter. Okay. That's new to me. Absolutely. I assume that is like shelters where they just get rid of it after a while, which I thought was every shelter. It's a shelter, which is you have a seven day period to get picked up by the populace. Now, I've heard of whether or not the shelter has seven days or a month or two weeks or whatever is based on the region and how many are coming in
Starting point is 00:23:18 basically. That is that is a American term, but that is a absolute widespread thing. The dogs and cats at our local SPCA do not stay there forever. I know they don't stay there forever, but it's called the SPCA to me. And like someone's to call it the kill shelter. See, it made you want to adopt some cats. There were a couple I'd want if I already didn't have to. But like, yeah, if anyone's in that area, it's so worth it to go. If you go right when it opens at noon, there's like no one there. The cats are like all like, you've got to expend the energy. So it was amazing that the cat cat, the cat, Cade.org, whether it was really fun. How does it compare to I think the Galloping Ghost? In terms of arcade machines, it's zero compared to the Galloping Ghost. But it's it's
Starting point is 00:24:07 yeah, the cats are the main draw. It's just kind of a lounge and there's movies being played. They're playing for the cats. I think for the cats primarily. But if you can, if you want to watch the movies they decide on, you can. Did they have any trackball games? Because I feel like cats would be really good at trackball games. Just hit the ball and go fucking crazy. Yeah, there's iPad games for cats now. They're non profit. So any money you do spend just goes towards cat food and keeping them out of yeah, and keeping them out of trouble. The kill shelter of the kill shelter. Keep them out of the sniper site where they blast. You got 24 hours to live. What would you do all day? See all these cats just posing up on a bad boy cover, bad cat. Aside from that,
Starting point is 00:24:52 I played I played two really surprisingly good like I've heard of these games. I don't know much about them. A pato box. It is a punch out like that is made in Brazil and you play as this duck faced muscular boxer and it's it's heavy contrast black and white like Mad World. Okay. And you start with a punch out fight, but then you start walking around town and all you can do is punch. Okay, that's interesting. So you're this crazy. How do you spell that? I put too many I pulled it up. Yeah, a to box. Oh, you were not kidding with duck face. So it's a dog boss fights like punch out are actually super elaborate. They have like like strikers and things like it's much more elaborate than any other punch out game I've ever played. It would be mad world except
Starting point is 00:25:47 like this is actually what the 2D art style like what they were attempting to make it look like was Yeah, there's an in depth story there and you're you're doing quests and walking around like it's not showing in any of the trailer that we're watching right now but they're just showing the fights but it was incredibly good the controls when you're boxing were just a little bit more stiff than punch out where it's they just had a little bit less animation here and there but it was still like crazy good very unique as a game and concept apparently pato means duck that makes sense because everything's duck puns in this okay no corkscrew penises but partial nudity in that's the pato box so click that last screenshot on steam that's when you're just going
Starting point is 00:26:29 through a okay we're just looking at world like yeah so it looks like if punch out had an adventure mode this almost reminds me of fight night in a way yeah punching is your way to do environment like interaction is your also your battle system I only know how to punch so this is on something you know how to do yeah this is on switch and steam obviously but like yeah I if you're into punch out likes and like something a little off-kilter like I I super recommend I was kind of blown away I saw screenshots and video looks super great I saw video of just a fight and I was like that looks cool it's a punch out like I've played them before but like when I actually started this story mode as a holy shit and the other game was pool panic which is made
Starting point is 00:27:10 by adult swims no that's I'm thinking of a different thing this was shown in Nintendo an indie event and it's basically like will you think of snipper clips snipper clippers in terms of its humor and it's like how its characters are designed but it's just a gigantic open world where you're you're like finding different pool oh that pool holes yeah pool is in billiards billiards that thing with the penguins and you just wander around and you find these crazy different missions and you're always trying to hit your ball into things but that's the only like and you're a cue ball connecting thing yeah you're the cue ball you're having a little pool adventure different balls react differently like one got like some only hunch down and slam themselves
Starting point is 00:27:56 and it disrupts all the balls there's it's it's crazy good too and there's almost no dialogue or voices everyone just goes this is an adult swim cartoon I would really is yeah it feels like it was based on something why is there no John and Callahan's quads game will you move on so we move on it it was really really fun panic that looks I think right now yes it's only steam exactly that's where my brain went that is why I've been giggling the whole time okay highly recommend that center thing had like it says the number 100 and that's how many courses so you keep having you keep unlocking something every course that you do okay in the center and I don't know what happens some balls leave these like tron light cycle walls oh yeah hit them it's it's crazy elaborate
Starting point is 00:28:49 like like a lot of creativity went into this and this map is massive right on smile yeah it's always kind of it's real like rick and morty like yeah weird part rennan stimpy look part cowards yeah yeah a little bit a little bit yeah highly recommend that too um as well I finish the alienist on netflix that's the oh yeah that murder the old old timey new york series on netflix i finished psychology back in the day yeah um and uh strong finish um it's a finish when you said early psychology they go this is an untapped field and I will never rest until I map the human mind of that psychoses and I'm like that's the most setting up for a second series sequel ever like the camera zooms out as they look at the infinite potential of the future I didn't quite get all
Starting point is 00:29:47 of the answers but I will keep trying hey man I got a question I was like last somebody mentioned this to me on twitter after you talked about it apparently that uh first season is based on the crimes of albert fish it could very well be yeah noted uh noted cannibal and noted cannibal child killer yeah wow what's that is that fillfish this thing might as well but no it's not the same guy but yeah because albert fish is like one of it's one of those like history's greatest monsters they're out there yeah at the ending no one walks up and says some new villains in town left his calling card seems to be a joker car it seems to say Manson despite that being like 300 years in the future but whatever
Starting point is 00:30:41 you could maybe do clown with john Wayne gasey if you wanted what what's what's nice is that there's a couple of side characters that are like oh michael iron side uh sam fisher himself is in there oh the guy that played buffalo bill from sound to the lambs is in there but they both play cops how drunk is Michael iron side during a scene not drunk he plays like an art lover that's like i collect art to remind myself that the world isn't as shitty as it is what does he sound like when he's not saying would you help me move this cow it's still like that a little bit would you he's like oh this alias please don't stop using your german mumbo jumbo because the daniel brule super german i don't think he can ever hide it like his accent and everything so he just plays german or
Starting point is 00:31:30 eastern european characters i i feel like um um idris elba like figured it out like a lot better than uh some other uk actors because he just whispers to sound american he just whispers his way through if i if i talk low enough no one will know yeah stringer bell man stringer bell just whispers his way through your life like grinding a bunch of bullshit and every time elba raises his voice is when it comes out a little bit you can feel the the fucking heimdull just start peeking out around the edges that's a problem because luther like another season of luther is coming back so it happens every so often that he has to drift back into it in between the two yeah well isn't that his natural accent it is but he has he can't drift too far away from
Starting point is 00:32:17 it like he can't do too many american features in a row because then he has a luther breaking it up and he's like ah fuck it for the next couple american features i'll just be british reminds me of uh sean bean when he went to fucking the game of thrones just finally said fuck it and just started talking in his regular awful voice did he have an accent in silent hell i don't think so he can't not because no matter like if he ever tries an american accent it becomes this affectation american accent that's like oh are you from some posh area no you're from the north of england no i am like you can't you can't i don't remember much about what he did in silent hell he fucking died that's what he did he stayed away from the story it's the one he didn't no in the second one
Starting point is 00:33:03 he's he's i don't remember him being in the second yeah that's the first thing that happens that kicks off the story he gets all they johnny caged him yeah and then fucking uh uh john snow was there to pick up the pieces in herrington yeah on the tariff real no for real wow i didn't know that they didn't know that a little game of thrones thing going there is so fucking bad that's pretty good oh man the scariest part was the pop tart jump scare oh god i can't even remember i think it's a great movie oh wait for real they no yeah they it's it's really quiet and it cuts to the next scene it's like pop out of the toaster i think it's a great movie because it actively reflects the silent hell hd collection in terms of at the time where it went it's absolutely like it's the perfect
Starting point is 00:33:47 companion please you play that then you watch the movie the two pack you buy it the zellers it still combines parts of silent hell tube and mostly three and just a bunch of bullshit it was so weird that their attempts at relating it to the game in ways was just like oh yeah there's the red shoe behind the on the bedside table you can see that fans of the game will like this but then it just like betrays every everything important it was it was one of those awesome moments where you got to see why the the whole movie series was a bad idea because you had a director and a writer who gave a shit who did the first one and it was bad but it was fine and then you had a writer and a director that didn't give a fuck with the second one and it's one of the worst movies ever did did
Starting point is 00:34:36 they make the like super predictable mistake of bringing pyramid head back oh yeah people that he has nothing to do with he's all over the place of the day i don't like i don't understand how games make that problem i don't understand how that's not the first thing anyone working on a silent hill project is not handed is like a just a sign that just says don't use pyramid head but it's the most recognizable character and you have to put it in it so people will buy it resonance doesn't even have that problem well that's the weird thing it's like like tyrant stopped being used well because resident evil has a tyrant is not recognizable it's like nemesis showing up but like tyrant is not a reflection of the psyche of fucking joe valentine it was in its own movie it was it was
Starting point is 00:35:24 because it was a guy that was in the first redfield but then they later did a chris redfield you know but also remember that that that nemesis was a guy that was close to alice and there are the people that survived the first movie so he had this like psychological link with and then he turns into a good guy at the end and is a has a kung fu fight yeah that's good aside from that since i finished alias i started glow season two oh that's how and it starts off really strong because they don't have to do all the setup anymore they're just rustling non-stop and they they're it's i'm in like three episodes in and i've i've had some belly laughs already where it's just the everything's just in place so it's just popping off uh like right off the bat i like i said i i feel like i
Starting point is 00:36:09 didn't get exactly what i was looking for out of it but i laughed enough to be like yeah i'll i'll come back i think you would get it right off the just starting off because they're just instantly going into your their promos how to compose a match like she's not good enough she just joined they have a new character like that takes up junk chain though the black the remember the black stunt lady that yeah yeah she went off to do her thing and um they have this uh this new character yolanda and she doesn't know how to rustle but she can dance okay so there's lots of fun stuff i just kind of feel like a lot of it was stretching for how long you could go without actually doing ring work you know every every all three episodes have had matches so far so okay and they're 30 minutes
Starting point is 00:36:53 long which is weird not not a lot in netflix netflix originals are 30 minutes usually an hour right usually yeah but that was though and kimmy schmidt as well yeah well kimmy schmidt's devil man cry baby it's like half an hour i think yeah yeah that uh most i think an anime is pretty much always gonna come in at the 22 you can't make an hour-long anime who's gonna watch that stupid shit i mean ova's do it but no one no one buys those yeah it sucks high budget thousand dollar box like i always talk about country and shit yeah you're like oh wait they do this sometimes well well well well hold on though flcl you know it's not an hour they weren't they longer no i don't want to imagine i thought they were shorter were they half an hour episodes they were
Starting point is 00:37:39 have they were half an hour episodes that you could watch in the length of one feature length movie okay yeah i guess only like stuff like read or die you know that comes out every now and then but either way anime that i know that goes super short is metal ocolips and unfortunately that is not coming back anytime soon no it is not no there's other stuff like seha girls was like 12 minute episodes when jeffrey from virtual fighter shows up and then like uh i had gretsuko's 15 minutes technically anime they're 15 minutes 12 minutes whatever uh yeah metal ocolips remember real bad metal ocolips got when they extended it and now they're full half hour episodes and it's like they it just wasn't me i didn't last that long but i enjoyed i watched every single 11 minute
Starting point is 00:38:21 episode and then i watched like five of the half hour ones like these jokes don't last for half an hour yeah yeah either way like bummer news on that like yeah seriously person piece but director passed away the writer and director of metal ocolips passed away oh shit yeah like a massive stroke or something that sucks um and finally um yeah just a bit more tailing on anime i watched the second godzilla anime on netflix godzilla the city on the edge of battle the one with the future cybersuit sold your kids well they know they're just wearing spacesuits okay well you you keep the but but am i wrong to think yes but in this new one there is a new type of mech like shown like something to be put next to Gundams or orbital frames or whatever they're called vultures
Starting point is 00:39:07 and they look really cool that's a good name do cool things okay but i was pretty disappointed with the whole thing because the first movie is like a lot of setup a lot of setup a lot of setup and then the last stinger is like oh shit and then this movie i'm like oh i can't wait and then a lot of setup a lot of setup a lot of setup and then one guy whispers a name and that's better watch the third one and like so now i've kind of now you're really excited that carrot that godzilla dick carrot is just hanging on the edge of this fucking fish bowl glowing blue with its spikes i keep falling for it and they're they're like they're fine they're serviceable movies but they're not exactly you know bad dragon is like already made the product anyway yes oh
Starting point is 00:39:47 there'll be a future sponsor okay so yeah that absolutely do a fucking bad dragon ad read right now only if only if there's like a glow button that you can flick that makes the whole thing randomly yeah yeah i'm probably gonna be doing like a review visual podcast with jeff from mother's basement to review both of these back to back okay because he had said he had some opinions on you don't want to wait for the closing thrilling trilogy ender at the end of the year that's coming out yeah there you go okay let's shit on it now how was your weekend man what's up it was pretty fab well i kind of talked about the film fest stuff yeah um i went to a restaurant here called oh noir oh yeah yeah yeah i i were were we know it yeah i'm about this used to used to that was my
Starting point is 00:40:39 old digs yeah never actually tried it out though but i the novelty certainly was always a thing yeah it's very interesting so for anybody that doesn't know it's a restaurant where they employ a bunch of blind servers and the novelty aspect is you are eating in a completely pitch black room so you'll basically grab their shoulder and these blind servers know exactly what they're doing where they're going they have the whole layout memorized anyway and so you get set down in a pitch black room and you eat your food and there's options on the menu where you can get a three course meal where it's like a surprise and you don't know what you're getting so it's kind of fun just to like touch it with your hands and be like what does this feel like what is this what is this you know
Starting point is 00:41:28 and it is um because we have halloween when they blindfold you and they put your hand in things like this is the brain but it's spaghetti yeah there you go you know it's like actually good food and also i mean when when your uh main sense is cut off it's it's almost like you taste things better you're more focused right on the taste too so at the end did they tell you what you ate yeah we asked and um there were some some interesting things um i had a tuna tataki and i had like a pork cutlet and a really weird like fudge mint passion fruit cake with quinoa okay there's no way i could guess everything in that one though cool so unique yeah that no that place has always been around and has been like um didn't one close down but there's still another one around if there was two
Starting point is 00:42:19 i only knew about the the main first location downtown in toronto now too i think okay yeah i mean it's a it's a cool like place that like you know like blind people can get employment like so that that's always been a dope thing about it but um yeah i've never tried it out but i heard like yeah besides the gimmick the food's actually pretty solid yeah yeah exactly i heard a few people drop their forks because you can't you can't even you just get out yeah yeah like call for your server like i need to go to the bathroom oh really well i mean they they encourage you to go before you're even are the bathrooms with well i don't know i've never had to do it i mean like they're accommodating okay there's a lot you can find your way out yeah they've been around for a couple
Starting point is 00:43:02 years pat i feel like all the the hard kinks that you would have to work out on a dark ass bathroom but a lot of people are hmm yeah but if it's the first time you've ever been in that bathroom aiming is not guaranteed you don't give a shit down because the fuck who's okay oh okay so public bathroom this is the door handle open it up and just start yeah leave it for the blind employees to clean up who have to sign the thing and say yeah i'll do a really good job because i have to do it with a grid and squares and i gotta feel it first listen if you have net okay why don't you shit on your own table then if no one can see well it's well it's my oh you mean the the kitchen well whatever when you're leaving that's that i feel like that brings the risk of them going okay
Starting point is 00:43:46 hold on there's a emergency and then all the lights come on and then you're stuck on the table with your ass out yeah that's the fear that's the fear you could like like carve like braille like fuck you into the wall how would you how would you do that with the lights off wait wait how would you carve braille in by making the dots in the same formation but if you stick but if it goes in it's the same thing but that's just minus the does yeah there you go you have to commit to it that those dots are still yeah but if you want to do yours to your toilet stall graffiti like you can still do it you're telling me you never walked into a public toilet and went i could just piss all over all this i've walked into public toilets where someone before me made that decision no i
Starting point is 00:44:34 not saying you did it i'm saying you thought it in your mind no no one could stop you absolutely not i kind of help me out here i kind of force in this race yeah i i kind of assume that like the Porsche muck that has to clean this is probably not enjoying his life as he does it so i'm gonna kind of i used to be that guy yeah so i'm gonna have a little bit of pity on you in the past no and just aim my shit you pay in you pay out not to mention like even getting to that point it's like you have to kind of like if i'm there it's because like i didn't plan yeah you're you're 100 right to to some degree as well if i'm in a public restroom a mistake was made or someone lied someone said i'll be there too and it's like five and you're like
Starting point is 00:45:24 one thing one thing i'll do is that that one fucking bathroom near the uh near uh the baggage claim in the Montreal airport where you go in and you almost always have to go there because you're waiting for your bags and i'm like i go in there i'm like okay the bags will be out in five minutes i'm gonna go to the bathroom there's one bathroom where there's syringes on the floor next to like the disposal thing uh all of the things have no soap the hand dryer doesn't work and every single person has shit on every single thing and there's a big thing that has a green face and a red face and it says let us know how we're doing and the cleanliness of the bathroom and i press the angry face like three or four times i wait for 10 seconds so it'll count as like what are you
Starting point is 00:46:14 and the red face is covered in shit so you can't touch the button nose no no disapproval i got a green i guess it's rough i hate that bathroom that's right that is rough next time you have to ever go in there it's just it's just the only one that's basically there near the baggage claim i know well you don't usually get a bag but if you ever have to go go in there and tell me how i'm doing with that summary no i mean for me it's just like like if i if i do go in to a bathroom a public bathroom i have to deal with it then like what i want to see is the touchless tech you know so like you just wave under the sink that turns on soap dispenser the bathroom i don't know if you use the bathroom at concordia where the fantasia movies are
Starting point is 00:46:56 that was bad i think so okay it's like it's like a giant bathroom but that yeah like 50 sinks the reason why i bring it up is because that door entering that bathroom has something i haven't seen anywhere else and it is a foot pedal that you put your foot on to open the door yes that's always bothered me not that in particular but the opposite because you'll go into an airport bathroom or hotel bathroom or wherever the fuck and everything's touchless the fucking toilets touchless the fucking sink is touchless the air dryer or the towels or whatever air blade and then the door pulls into the bathroom and can only be accessed by a big fucking handle that you know all the dirt bags smeared their fucking smegma all over i just want to be able to push out
Starting point is 00:47:38 just design your door that i can push out that works that would be better for like i don't know fire hazards or whatever fire safety yeah there's like 50 people in the bathroom having a giant orgy and a fire breaks out then they can all no that's fine you know yeah the having a having a soup kitchen in one of the stalls you can't have a soup kitchen in someone with cleaning supplies does it not only apply does it not apply to any any small incurses that you're homeless it's got to be homeless and it's got to be filthy and it's got to be the back of a car and when i say filthy i don't mean like sex filthy i mean like dirt okay i i just i i assumed any small enclosure alongside homeless folks could be qualified as soup kitchen but i think it can be okay well you know
Starting point is 00:48:24 that's that's neither here there's two schools can we get some homeless that listen to the podcast to write in yeah let us know um send us your uh bindles i don't know what that is is that what they're called the little stick on the with the like the hank the shit oh yeah yeah like the like like the traveling thing like the gull it not not gull over on bindles yeah like sticking the stick in the napkin up on it if i see someone walking downtown with that though i assume they're cosplaying though no one would actually well that's like loony tune i don't associate that with homeless i associate that with like people that are running away like kids that are leaving home and hit and like hijacking like not hijacking hitching a ride on a train yeah no you're right i mean no or hijacking
Starting point is 00:49:06 the train hijacking sure really ambitious child sure um yeah though that that's kind of where my brain goes with that man this bomb has the energy of a hobo hmm yeah and uh i also went to uh blizzards which is a bar that my brother owns and that was really cool uh i also feel like i would have seen more at fantasia fest if if i had been here longer because i didn't know about the festival until i had showed up and there was a movie called uh searching i don't know if you're aware of uh is it john show yeah yeah i saw the trailer apparently it's good yeah it's like it seems like a version of unfriended that's not complete garbage okay which makes it kind of interesting it's like i don't know kidnapping movie but everything's taking place on a computer screen sort of thing like i don't know
Starting point is 00:49:59 how i saw the trailer for that yeah that looks kind of interesting yeah so the train in front of when i went to see hereditary and i was like whoa this looks pretty interesting yeah it does look a lot better than unfriended which is more the kitschy blumhouse style yeah still haven't seen the new one but i will shortly there's a lot of people that are waiting to unfriended dark web dude this is dark web in the trailer really funny dude this is dark web it's like it's like a video game they're like in some 3d rendered like little cave or like see but but to me whenever when i when are you go to like like virtual killing games or whatever like i go to um um stay alive way back when to get through this g'day you must stay alive or gamer
Starting point is 00:50:52 oh with 300 man that was the thing yeah by neville dean and taylor i love that movie as a movie that you can put on when you're expecting everybody in the room to be talking over it that's the perfect okay just backgrounds ridiculous enough yeah exactly yeah it's like we don't need to pay attention to the movie you can get everything by just noticing it every five minutes or so fear.com anybody fear.com no i know thanks i watch it with my sister but those are the franchises you want to continue just to see what the sequels are going to be named though so like fear.org yeah like like dark web is like that's kind of almost exactly what you want out of that the uh original title on imdb was unfriended game night and the movie game night came out and they changed it to dark web
Starting point is 00:51:43 i call it that's a that's a that's a change for the better honestly dank weeb wow no one can see my face of almost tears at that awful if you really want to go back there was an early x files episode where that's that's the thing while they're in skull investigate a virtual reality company where they were doing virtual reality and one of them died because in the game the ai's start going i don't know about these humans and everyone starts dying and and mold is like skull you're never gonna believe this so if you want to see a really great version of this you need to go watch that episode of csi no not that one that's a good show ncis oh yeah don't make a mistake where they have to track an mmo guy through second life because he's murdering navy personnel with
Starting point is 00:52:33 the video game he's murdering all the furries it's real bad we need to get into it's like the worst we need to get our escape room themed horror thing and not there is there but not the old ones where they're actually putting someone in a death trap something where you're going for fun no no that it's called escape room fuck me it it came out it came out like a few weeks ago it's on the next box live video of course it came out a couple weeks ago skeet all rick or something it's just called escape room it's a horror movie where they go to a normal escape room and it turns out to be a deadly escape room damn it bully they stole your your idea for x-men children of the adam and now this oh god and like no and the fact that it just came out um yeah 2017 escape room
Starting point is 00:53:19 they're absorbing brain let's see what's going on here i bet they're going to fail to escape um voltage pictures yeah romantic oh yeah no this looks super good adam are you talking about a couple look it's money in the bank this is escape.com and where do we go from here set up set up set up oh look we're in an escape room there's tv's it looks like the kinds of escape rooms i've done to be honest yeah it looks just like but far more deadly why would it be where's the part where somebody gets horribly murdered by some stupid trap holy shit i'm not even sure if this is the one i saw all right well it says 2017 i know but i saw one that said 2018 and it had skeet all rick and he was the guy that was like orchestrating it at all like that's how the trailer was oh death
Starting point is 00:54:07 death gas was coming in for a second there okay like a less interesting saw movie absolutely nothing is happening exactly the same concept nothing is happening you're not in a death trap to start yeah you're just you just you got to escape the room now wow what's what's our tagline here can i escape who can you trust matt what adam you two watch a lot of really trash ass movies i don't need a trash i have a question for both of you is there anything fucking lamar to kill a group of people than the poison gas that will eventually leak into the room because they just go to sleep never intended to kill it's intended to move them to the next area yeah but i guess like poison gas is a threat just seems so fucking lame yeah it is a plot device but i'm sure there's
Starting point is 00:54:56 i'm sure there's a lamar ways to kill people in movies i'm sure i've witnessed a lot that i'm blanking on right now i hold next snap thing bugs me a lot oh yeah it's like well just you know look you know any character they barely put any force into it because they cheat it you know just yeah the effect or whatever but it never i don't know how how how many people can do that in real life i could do it chiropractors do it yeah all the time it's gonna be kind of like relaxed when you're at a chiropractor no like you're kind of like you're super letting it happen you can do it yourself absolutely if you're willing to risk your neck if you're in a fight or something how how many people are just gonna die from a neck crack yeah it's usually like stealthy from behind
Starting point is 00:55:38 yeah you know hey yeah the only thing that makes that work is the shitty sound effect they always use i would love a movie where someone tries to do that and then it just doesn't work he's like what i've seen i've seen this work in movies that that reminds me of when homer goes to knock barny out to take his keys away and he hits his head with the blackjack oh he hits his head in the car door and barny goes what are you doing oh try to knock you out he's doing it and he's doing it he's doing it he's like here just take my keys oh man yeah there's there's yeah there's the exact same movie called escape room it has completely different cast escape room 2018 it's the same name yes look okay is there a disambiguation page on wikipedia there's one this is 2019 this one's
Starting point is 00:56:29 escape room the upcoming american psychological horror yeah this one's February of 2019 wow tons of movies with the same title how do they get away with that wow okay wow i don't know actually like the signal and then the signal i don't know why because like half the time you're like oh we can't use the cool name because some piece of shit 40 years ago used it yeah and you're like oh but then a bunch of crap uses the same fucking crap name oh man there's gonna be an escape room trilogy between last years this year's and next year's wow the same people no they're not i went to check and they're not and like they landed on my dumb hack idea first that's amazing that reminds me um so when this is this is the one that i i see i see what you're looking at
Starting point is 00:57:16 you're showing me i'm showing us a poster of that um so uh the tagline is solve the puzzle or die creative man simple but effective oh that seems so not interesting i don't want to watch people in a room being like oh what's under this like it's fun to do it's not fun to look it's like saw without tobin bell and less torture and they knew that probably that's why his ghost kept coming back for flashbacks um so i guess speaking of interesting when uh when i was talking to pat a bit earlier this week uh about you sir and we're like oh let's type your name into google and see what pops up and like one of the first things no it was on it was on youtube was it youtube yeah okay because like one of the first things that popped up was neil brine and i was like
Starting point is 00:58:07 oh that's a good sign that's a great sign um the the lord himself he's got new shit coming out that's what i wanted that what do we know so long what's what can we get an update i think this podcast needs an update on like what's happening with the new neil brine it's finished um he's just figuring out i guess how to distribute it which will probably just be another website he's created in a uh difficult to use paypal option because i've been following his tweets like for months and it's like it's in post production support indy film yes that's every tweet twistedly twisted sorry sorry it's it's this movie twisted yes okay there's uh there's a documentary film crew that he allowed to film him as he was directing the movie and apparently that will be released too that's
Starting point is 00:58:59 what he said on twitter like that's gonna be a way better movie i'm excited for both and i hope it's happening like i haven't seen any updates on that support indy film indy support i do yeah it says a lot that when you go to the neil brine twitter page the very first person of who to follow is adam oh look i'm right there i'm following the shit out of him okay well he's doing it every single one support indy film he's doing it how do you support an indy film um you watch it you tell people about it that's like pirating it yeah yeah hey whoa uh would uh would that be a decent place to uh pass the baton yes yeah okay cool uh i didn't see any movies but i did play some games octopath i'm going through not much more to say than last week other than it's great it's great everybody play octopath
Starting point is 00:59:57 it's the shit i started it yeah you did how who'd you pick uh i picked uh hanit oh cool um the uh she talks like a fucking asshole so that's not everyone in the game right it's her only okay good very very good so when you play as any other character they all have a little bit of a regional dialect but they all talk like normal average modern day that was super over the top because hanit is the um what i was expecting was ala from chrono trigger yeah right they're like a hunter wild woman and you've got your giant leopard and you fucking go out and hunt shit now it's like cool we're gonna be just doing that right in the in the like tribal village and stuff and it was not that at all and everyone speaketh in fakeeth bible talk so it's the most frustrating shit ever i've
Starting point is 01:00:46 been playing more of it than you have so i need to break down exactly exactly the problem with that and she has a battle quote that you start like she starts a fight and she's you know every now and then the whoever gets the first turn speaks a voice line the line is letin my arrow flyeth true yes exactly which is not real and most of those aren't words it is it is so fake that they just add add additions and suffixes to words that never had the val maketh a joketh i know character i'm gonna play it is it sounds like a joketh like they're like let's make this a joke it's infuriating because as a fucking bible kid i know what it's supposed to sound like and i know where the thousand these and these and shows are supposed to go bible kid or no everyone understands
Starting point is 01:01:38 that that is not fucking over the top it is only people from her village so you got a weird experience because you got relief when you went somewhere else i haven't gone anywhere okay you'll have relief you'll talk to a normal person i've been waiting with baited breath because i'm like is this the whole fucking game everyone else goes through the game and then they get there and they're like what the fuck is wrong with these people and it's vol voice acted right and it's and it's pretty decently voice acted voice acted nonsense but it's just like well i it's to the point of why is this why is this not parody like why are you playing this serious i don't understand yeah is it is there something lost in translation perhaps no my there is something lost in the story that's that
Starting point is 01:02:23 sounds like the localization team just made that decision no it is implied that those hunters are a descendant community of a older bigger society it just that that would be like the ancient like high-end society but now they're just a bunch of guys in the wilderness is it annoying because of your background or do other people that don't have that find it hilarious no it turns it turns to gibberish in certain instances and like it really always feels like again you you feel like they're almost going for a joke but they're not and the character herself is deadly serious and humorless that makes it worse it's it's great and then furthermore that seems like something the bards tail would do and you can hear voice actors for like npcs and other people in in in her town being like
Starting point is 01:03:15 hey how's it going but the dialogue that pops up is that same letith mine arrow the beeth truth yeah bullshit yeah and you're like okay game so once you get even a single extra party member it becomes like oh he needs just a massive dork thank god okay that's it i just i just got lucky on my pick i also got to a thing that i was very i was extraordinarily shocked and normally i would not say this because it is so tired because i hate it when somebody goes oh man is that a dark souls reference this is totally a dark souls reference the the primary story thrust of one of the characters is to light and rekindle the first flame oh wow wow just straight up yes okay and they are the only one that fights a massive giant colossus as their first boss and it's like oh and they are the fire
Starting point is 01:04:10 keeper and they will travel around the land to rekindle the first i bet i think i know which character you're talking about it yeah it's like what what uh okay um boy pretty lighting in that game though it's weird huh and i didn't know about the um there's that feature where uh you can spend meter basically on normal attacks to buff them up and the moment you hit the button it's like a level one hit it again level two then maximum right and the the whole screen just it explodes into color it's so good and like like and it's basically watching like you know in um in like a dragon ball fighters where you see like goku go from like kaioken to like blue aura and you're seeing the blue glow and then the red glow and then the green like it's that kind of level of just like
Starting point is 01:04:56 everything is exploding in color well they're exploding and the whole rest of the thing gets a gets a color shift and goes dark the daytime turns tonight as this character is powering up further show the colors to do four knife attacks yeah yeah for big big numbers um but it's red and you're watching a freaking a shitty little like ff6 sprite do it and it's super cool like it's it's fun uh you uh touch octopath at any point no but like i said before i played the demo the start of the year i'll bug you later about it sure uh and the other thing is that i got into this weird moment where i wanted to shoot a gun but i didn't i didn't have any games that i was playing at the time to let me god i thought you meant like go to the range no well that i
Starting point is 01:05:43 i assume that's where the urge comes from i i mean that's very not uncanny go play i can recommend you a video game called black oh i thought you're gonna say gun i thought he was gonna say gun no but he's actually right because black is about gun i thought you were still talking about octopath because and then you just went like someone's someone's like unique mechanic is going nobody gets gun because i got provoked and i'm starting fights with every random village nobody get great but now okay no but you wanted to get gun yes and so yesterday afternoon early in the afternoon i put out a tweet that everybody responded to because i'm old which was why am i so bad at fortnight um so i gave fortnight a full afternoon's worth of attempts
Starting point is 01:06:30 and found out some shit the number one reason why the shooting feels really bad in fortnight is because the default sensitivity is set hundreds of times higher than it should be for anyone's mouse it starts in like point 30 or something and you have to drop it like like you know they have a massive sensitivity bar that goes all the way to the hundred but it's a fucking console game you have to you have to what are people playing that on console more than playing it on everything yeah but aren't they playing it more on console no i don't that's no i assume that for anything free to play the answer to that is no i thought that the reason why fortnight was the big thing was because uh pubg was not on the consoles yet
Starting point is 01:07:12 therefore no fortnight was bigger on pc than pubg was and then it also went to every console as a lot of people play it on console but not primarily i don't think every every free to play game that is large is primarily on on pc that i can think of you sound like you were gonna say no no i was thinking i was having like because it's it's moba's and it's and it's fortnight and fortnight yeah tell me tenaka plays fortnight she does she's she won i want to give a shout out does she want to imagine i want to give a shout out to the nameless person who caused me to try fortnight because i was scrolling down my twitter feed and i saw a guy i forget where he was but he was on an amtrak train taking a photo look at this dude fucking doing it 240 am on the amtrak
Starting point is 01:08:02 where a guy had his fucking ps4 and monitor out wow playing fortnight wow and i went okay love it i need to understand better because that's insane that is what a crazy person does and yeah it it turning that sensitivity down if if like i mean i i hung out with the melty blood boys like we know how that rolls but like on the train is still pretty intense i will give it that but it feels nice to play a battle royale game that is not a radical height right even pub g number two in the genre and used to be number one and is a great game feels like a janky piece of shit in particular uh you play a bunch of pub g or no but i've i've seen some videos and i have roommates that that are yeah exactly so like and pub g has this wonderful cycle where they update
Starting point is 01:09:04 something and it breaks a bunch of shit that really shouldn't break and then oh this is the month where the hackers are really bad yeah oh now that and i said that on twitter and somebody goes oh well they're good this month but who knows what'll happen next right and it's like there's only so many times you can get top 10 and then get killed by a guy with a pistol through geometry that you go uh but that building shit isn't as bad as i thought it was i thought it was worse and then i realized it was just people spamming the wall button yeah to guard themselves like assholes and having stupid little ramp battles into the sky yeah so i might go back to that because it's free but yeah that game's all right i'm not huge into competitive games i used to be
Starting point is 01:09:47 and i want to have my taste every now and then yeah i just i don't have the time to dedicate to it well neither every competitive game it's just like okay i can really get good at this if i spend time on it but it's like i want more flavor i want to be able to change you know start a game finish it move on to the next one or you know change it up not dedicate i want to play a competitive game casually and still have fun yeah i i mean like it's it's in my blood i love like like playing against human opponents you know it's like it's just more it's just fun on a different level from an engaging story to me it's because yeah right it's a it's because it feels like a completely separate thing you know there's not enough games where you play like some of the
Starting point is 01:10:27 competitive aspects like halo i'll jump in oh yeah but it's not something that i'll dedicate a lot of time to you know so willy i just i just thought this in my head is the primary so a lot of game enjoyment comes from yay i won but for you it's not that it's yay they lost no that's no that's like like like like that's hilarious but it's not that but it's more so that the things they did are not things in ai are gonna do right the way you tried to trick me the way i got baited the way i trained you and then made you do a thing and then i stopped that i agree i conditioned you that's a human thing and that's way more fun and that that goes right into my final topic which is even more bizarre and i i said it on twitter but i'll say it here sorry george you win siege is fun
Starting point is 01:11:22 siege is fun oh that's what i hear i decided to try out rainbow six siege so the problem with george aka super bunny hops approach to fucking play siege siege is so good is he never at any point actually said what siege is ever well i i i think it's cuz he always says siege and not rainbow six well most people you say i don't even mean that no but when we watch we watch the any pastors by any like mainstream people like what's siege and like if you just say rainbow six you just go oh it's we watch we watch the trailer and then every year and then fantasia last year every movie was advertising rainbow six siege before it and like all the footage was like yeah you're at you're at swat team busting walls down it got really bad so yeah that's angela bassett had a
Starting point is 01:12:08 little like role that's exactly what i'm talking about because that's not what i mean about what the game actually is it is a rainbow six game it's five on five it's like counter strike you get the get the bomb or get the hostage or whatever blow up the walls all that shit but what it actually is is that genre and a hero shooter which is the part that i didn't know because i don't know if you've ever heard the term operators no i'm looking at woolly and i'm looking at you guys are just blank right i just said i have oh you have yeah i said it like two times oh i'm sorry but you're staring at woolly it's fine he's staring at me dead eyed i have i have nice eyes it's okay okay i'm freckles are cute um but an operator is your there are 40 now and it is your hero pick
Starting point is 01:12:55 for your grim dark tactical shooter so your your combo your your swat team is made up of like unique unit yeah absolutely every single character has to be unique got it they have solved the overwatch problem of attack and defense have 20 classes each and no there is no crossover between them at all i didn't know that because i thought there was like the guy with the shield and i assumed everyone behind them was just that was exactly what i thought yeah so it becomes this guy has a sledge so he can easily go through any wooden wall this guy has a bomb that can go through reinforced metal walls this guy could put up reinforced metal walls this one has poison darts this one can muffle footsteps and that alone is what got me to turn my brain towards that because
Starting point is 01:13:41 i played the old rainbow six or even operation flashpoint games back in the day and those games are vicious as fuck they're really mean yeah this game is vicious as fuck and really mean but i can have a little bit of fun with my gimmick while i get fucked on this at least one shot dead right no but really but but is this the first time no no i think we have they softened off on that over the years it was it was almost never one shot it was always like two horribly injure you two but this is this is a single burst from anything we'll okay it is it might as well be one shot for most scenarios the only time it's not is like it creates the situation if you run right past a doorway and someone opens up maybe only two will catch you and so you'll have one
Starting point is 01:14:28 hell okay instead of just death i remember that that was always the defining point of like those rainbow six games in general to me was like nothing else made you feel like you got fucking shot more than rainbow six did it was horrifying everything was red and awful and it was instant and just the pain like lasted yeah it was not like a like oh let the let the let the the vignetting go away thumb in the corner yeah no it was like dude there's a bullet in you it yeah it has a lot more than i gave a credit because i know like i bunny even sent me a video of like way back of like look you could shoot through walls but i didn't quite understand the reach of that mechanic of like somebody grabbing your position and then moving to a different hallway and shooting you
Starting point is 01:15:19 through a wall because they just assume you would still be there and pop pop pop or breaching a seemingly impervious wall that scares the shit out of you and then three guys come in and pop up like it is there's a lot in there there's a lot more mechanical stuff in there than i would have expected spent a decent amount of time yeah i played it for most of the used to evening okay um it is like and i you also get to see oh this is where they figured out how to do every single thing for for honor mechanical like ui and good and bad and like seasons good and bad where it is exactly the same layout as for honor it is the exact same season rollout as for honor just hey by the season pass we've got eight new operators i usually get them how many are there
Starting point is 01:16:05 total right now there's 40 that's a lot and it's 20 attack 20 defense is it mixing and matching like same weapon types no every no and like that actually interested me in a lot more is that when you pick a character they have their primary one or their primary two okay uh rook he's got a shotgun or i forget the gun but an mp5 and those are the two that he gets okay period this guy gets uh there's one that one of the defenders only gets a pistol because they're the one that can master footsteps because otherwise that would be fucking broken but their special ability is that if they knock you down you know they has that uh down mechanic where pop up pop you're injured and then a headshot or another one will finish you off down they go
Starting point is 01:16:50 up to you and they interrogate you for five seconds and every enemy on the map just pings simultaneously what do you mean by interrogate i mean they go up next to the character and hold their knife to their throat for two seconds oh and then i thought they actually thought you're okay buddy you're you're you're all right it just you got shot why i assume it looks like a teabag from third person yeah but yeah class balance is also associated with like no this guy has a really good gun his power sucks but he's got a really good gun or vice versa it's fascinating i'm i'm looking forward to spending more time with it and um i had the wonderful experience of dropping into a game and just ban ban like as soon as the game started welcome to siege
Starting point is 01:17:35 hey guys what's up ban ban yep and it was on the other team oh how does that work oh they instituted a ban chat filter oh so if you misspell frag grenade for example which is one of the number one yeah i heard of it one of the number one negative reviews on the game on steam is i misspelled frag grenade and now i'm banned and you get banned like that farg fargo yeah yeah so uh say grenades there's a new there's a new meta of hey guys i'm new don't i'm also at minority here please don't be mean to me oh yeah drop drop drop drop drop that's so funny that's hilarious wow that's great wow it's fucking great uh all right nothing's seen like a spaz 12 holding german big military man saying hey guys what's
Starting point is 01:18:30 it's been a long time it's been a long time since i heard jimmy the 10 year old navy seal and it it cracks me the fuck up now what did you say to me you son of a bitch yeah i can't believe no oh man hey dude be quiet my kids are asleep yeah yeah yeah what what should be playing the down like teams speak on and the kids asleep just turn it why we are gonna uh take a quick word from our sponsors yes let's do that and then we're gonna roll into the news sure wait well i i mean you didn't do anything there's me but well yeah yeah we'll play octopad we'll get to that it was pretty minimal get to that after a quick word from our sponsor first we'll get to who's up first rocket league yo rock sports most exciting game rocket league is a sports action hit that combines driving
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Starting point is 01:21:46 gaming laptop plus free ground shipping offer valid from july 3rd through september 25th 2018 to 11 59 p.m cd t cannot be combined with other order level or coupon offer thank you acer thanks thank you uh my week besides seeing the movie i mentioned i went to go see i'm a hero i played octopath so that pretty much consisted of you know anything noteworthy um oh one other question about octopath yeah how's that music dude yeah man strong it's i don't know who composed it either there's somebody new strong strong score going on in octopath so far um to the point where i'm doing the thing where i'm just letting things last longer like like at the end of that battle you want to just hold it for a minute yeah yeah gotta let it rock you know i have absorb it i have good
Starting point is 01:22:38 news for you you know how the first group is in a circuit you've seen it now like that that that layout of all the characters are in a big circuit yes um i finally got to the second circuit battle theme changes per circuit beautiful and it gets a little more upbeat little oh it's so good yeah um i actually uh i started it mainly because i hit a wall at hollow night actually because there's a point in hollow night that i'm at where i feel like it's got to be the end game because there's a difficult i know i know but this time for reals though you've said this 10 times it's i don't maybe i'm wrong but here's the thing i've hit a wall where there are about four or five optional bosses all of which are ridiculously brutal and you're like oh clearly i must have some other
Starting point is 01:23:25 place i can go type thing and it's appropriate except and then i hit one where i'm like okay i know that's a story boss right because it's it's round three versus virgil got it and fuck you know um and the other thing too is of course that like the things you have to do to kind of like make yourself hate harder or like get a little bit more life and whatnot like you really got to kind of dig and like do a lot of scouring on the map to like get those last little bits of upgrade those little bug missile upgrades so man dude like i'm yeah i'm kind of in this place where i was like i i hit my head up against the wall and these bosses for a while and i just did a circuit trying them out to see which one i was making the most progress on and then i was like okay
Starting point is 01:24:12 i'm just gonna i maybe my sword is not at the right level yet so i'm just gonna like take a break and then i'll come back to this get that sword better and kind of start hall wagon yeah i've you be i've been hall wagon and putting beads down to let me know where i can and can't go um but there's definitely a uh a huge huge spike that i feel kicks in um maybe i'm just garbage but you know i made it this far it's always possible i made it this far you know uh but uh yeah i gotta i gotta buckle down and learn those patterns you know if it's like dlc somebody's i don't that's the problem currently there are 35 dlc camp paints for this game i don't know if what i'm fighting is dlc or not really intended for your current playthrough yeah ask the nerds on your twitter
Starting point is 01:24:56 they'll i've and i mean the thing is once i open up the like internet knowledge then i'm gonna probably get all kinds of crazy shit coming in but so far i've been doing it cold and solo right they're gonna say in halloween i hit a wall where i physically hit a wall and then it cracked open and i walked through it because that happens a lot yeah but um the game continues to be um excellent and there's one zone in particular that's fucking awesome um it's a different like it's a zone where the difficulty spike in this area and the fact that the enemies are just like tougher imagine um any souls area where you're like oh i take one swing and i don't even see a blip on the life bar that's great right one of those the zones you enter it and like the theme of the area is like
Starting point is 01:25:43 everyone else that has come here is just consistently failing around you and they they maximize that like bodies are literally falling from the sky of just others that tried and failed as you make it through great it's really really cool um yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna butt my head against that uh i got my first uh ink done uh this week as well oh so that's currently healing on my back um i'll take your shirt off snow wait don't not not until it's done and not until not until i can do it all yakuza style and like rip it off in a dramatic fashion yeah are you gonna get a special shirt for ripping purposes yeah yeah yeah yeah if i want to do yakuza justice i gotta i gotta get the shirt i can grab from i think it's like like the chest
Starting point is 01:26:25 there's a bunch of ways they do it some of the guys pull it from like their left belt and the whole and it's it's not just the shirt it's the jacket also comes off at the same time so i don't know how that's possible i mean so there's snap up pants i used to wear back in the day and like because you had to run it because yeah you never know when you're gonna be balling right and i heard michael jordan used to do that actually like he's so competitive that he'd walk around life with a pair of shorts underneath just in case he had to show some youngins what was up on the court oh you're that guy from space jam yeah exactly right um i really loved your performance but acting right but uh yeah like that so far i got about one sixth of like my full back done
Starting point is 01:27:09 um it went a lot faster than i expected to but uh it like as far as like where are you going i'm studio art tease which is uh i'm i'm doing um a castle run is is uh oh yeah no i remember she's doing are you sure they're not just like rushing it yeah and uh the feeling like i said like i've always been curious i'm like okay so obviously this is a thing where it's like people talk about it hurts but also like people have it all over their body so it can't be that bad your back is also kind of tough yeah well depends what you hit the spine it gets a lot thinner right but um i think the feeling is uh very comparable to going into a dentist right uh do you have any ink nope i can't think of anything that i wouldn't just hate in 10 years gotcha okay fair wait when
Starting point is 01:27:54 you say go into the dentist what do you mean because i mean a person like me that's a wildly varying i mean like more than just a cleaning like cleaning and filling right so it's not the worst thing in the world but it's like it's somewhat it's uncomfortable and like you're at certain points you're gonna be gripping the the chair that you're in the dentist chair like ah fuck yeah right so you're a big you big big man and then you're like a little baby and no it's it's like the moment it stops it's fine and like okay right to the point where i don't feel it now at all because the worst by far of anything is the ache after it stops yeah no this has this has very little of that like i did swell up but like it's very you don't really feel it and science has
Starting point is 01:28:35 come a long way there's like a fake plastic skin cover that's sealing over it right now where i'm like it does i can sleep on it i can hit it it doesn't matter like it's fine i can give you big pats on the back i feel nothing oh like all i feel is the tape of of it on my skin invincible you say we're getting there so i will soon become a tattoo assassin but not until at least another six or ten sessions i know what your actual tattoo is there is please just tell me for the sake of the podcast that you're just writing tattoo assassin is there a particular like reasoning but like is there a specific spacing between them that you're supposed to do like that one supposed to heal all the way before you do part two or what no it's just give it three days
Starting point is 01:29:17 and then don't go for your next session space in about two weeks apart okay so is that like for healing or for healing purposes for your stretching yeah you want your body to be able to like build back up because it has to it has to heal exactly this healing of the scarring and then if you just jump right back in you're gonna fuck with that it's a bit your body's ability to do that so spacing it out over the course that would be why the acusis they do the they do the line arts and then they color it in very slowly and well i was always wondering too because like i was like so i'm doing i have mine is just mostly like line art and coloring seems like i'm like wouldn't that hurt more because you're covering so much more ground there's a lot more ground but the needles
Starting point is 01:29:57 are actually diffused they're wider and so it's like lying on one needle versus lying on a bed right the more they're spread out the less it hurts in a way so it like the black thick lines are concentrated and those you feel a lot more but spreading it out it's actually not not as bad yeah yeah exactly so how about that but either way i don't want to mess with color you're going to fight once this is done well whoever's hard enough the all the false woollies out there are brendan williams hell pockets kick your ass all of them zaviar woods all of them at least two of those three people are gonna kick your ass yeah but now i'll have the tattoo though i don't know about hell pockets though yeah i'm not personally trained and familiar with hell pockets maybe he's
Starting point is 01:30:43 got some stuff he's got short hops kof style that's good enough super insight don't worry about it all right we're on the news i'm worrying about that means i can do it i love this song it's like it's the news ticker that's the news well it's my favorite song hey a lot of stuff happened this week and uh we can start out you know what there's a an equal amount of film and game announcements so let's like there were a bunch of film announcements that i expected to be dog shit but we're fine yeah well let's uh let's let's excuse me zig and zag and zag and zig so uh let's start off with millie bobby brown and the king of all monsters godzilla king of the monsters well okay godzilla king of the monsters the sequel to
Starting point is 01:31:38 the legendary godzilla uh film had its trailer dropped at uh san diego comic on this after a lot of not subtle hinting that they're a drop in it like for like two weeks they kept having like countdown to godzilla making breach at these coordinates and you look at the coordinates and they match up to san diego um couple faces showing up in this actually you it's really weird kyle chenler who used to be in that tv show where he got the newspaper him they got the newspaper from the future but he was in peter jackson's king kong remake so now he's gonna see yeah yeah he was like that the smarmy actor that they paid so we can use this to connect the dots and say that oh it's just that he's probably gonna wind up being in in yes uh he's
Starting point is 01:32:26 probably gonna wind up being in king kong versus godzilla which is just weird yeah are you guys excited for this or yeah i am well he's he's the biggest godzilla mark ever he's legally mandated yeah this is he's basically like godzilla shell extraordinary but also just because the director michael dodery did like trick-or-treat and crampus and i really like his sense of humor and i like that's the one thing about this trailer is that there's no like there's humor it seems very very dark there's two thoughts i have and one is there's no way each of these five monsters for you are gonna get enough screen time to make them make sense you don't need nah right godzilla doesn't need to be set up again godzilla exactly that's what i'm afraid of i was like that many monsters
Starting point is 01:33:12 means you get a quarter movie set up he doesn't set up right so it's basically three um and i will say that like the last one like uh while i while i had fun with it especially like the way that that like sort of climax fight went down shin godzilla to me blows all of this so hard out of the water that like i have to kind of lower my expectations back down the effects were pretty good in that oh yeah charles that's i have uh so he's apparently wow that's you know like the the computer animation yeah shin godzilla yeah some shots where it really worked it was like holy crap well it went full anime right because like uh the director of evangelion was the same guy so like when like the heat when the heat breath becomes that concentrated death laser and stuff it was
Starting point is 01:33:55 fucking rad um but this is i'm sure this will still be fine but i was so impressed with shin godzilla that i'm going to be like all right let's let's let's see if this works out you know well the the one thing this has over it is monsters yes right yes a lot of people prefer when there's actual kaiju fights going on but the monsters bearing being shitty bureaucracy an awful government like structure falling apart that's the real monster you can metaphorically punch shitty government bureaucracy but this is going to have a dragon punch a hydra in the face the monster was inside us the whole time yeah sometimes i want the monster to be over there uh you saw you saw you mentioned him charles dance who plays the right there yeah yeah what's his
Starting point is 01:34:41 character has no name and the reason why his character has no name it's probably because he's playing old tom hiddleston who is in king kong skull island oh really and looks exactly like him just younger where they king kong skull island was kind of supposed to lead into or set up a godzilla king it's supposed to it's its final scene had them looking at cave paintings that literally had just godzilla it sets up this and then that what's after this is going to be godzilla okay yeah okay so lots of extended universes yeah well i'm wondering is this the monster extended universe cinematic mcu is that what we're calling a monster universe but what's nice about it is they don't shove it in your face and they don't make it like these gigantic connections
Starting point is 01:35:30 like marvel did for a while how much how much character can you really develop with these monsters anyway exactly you know you can only just reference them and set them up you just want to have it's like it's a moth and to be fair hey hey hey mothra is defender of the earth and has the two little pixies mothra has a lot of light out of all the mothra literally has with the twins yes i remember that i remember the little pixie anyway there's a dark mothra too there's a there's a virtual mothra it's called batra i should mention that we mentioned that i was at the expanded universe like these are all monsters from an expanded universe it's like 70 years old yeah so that's kind of fair to them before cinematic universes were called those it but kind of was like my
Starting point is 01:36:14 takeaway of course is going to be a big dumb monster movie but as a big dumb monster movie i look at it it's like i like that they're just saying look how pretty the monsters are aren't the monsters very pretty eleven has her moment reaching out to touch one even and then i saw that trailer and the trailer is pretty good but then what's way better than the trailer is the poster that shows the gedora's like three times the fucking size of godzilla yeah that's a really nice poster here's the other thing though is how do you one up godzilla just barf lasering in another monster you haven't fight king gedora that's how you one up it i guess fight than us yeah the extend all of the universe bring it all in godzilla doesn't he owns everything godzilla barfing that up into
Starting point is 01:36:58 that monster's face the problem is that monsters incredibly unpopular like japan hated it the mootos those dark yeah they hated those things so they love these guys uh just get get a couple yaegers running up on it pacific rim works its way into the movie i think rodin is stupid that'd be cool right i wish classic rodin is stupid but now there seem to be every monster has an element it seems like um gedora is all lightning uh gedora's uh sorry uh rodin's coming out of volcanoes and it's all fireman there there's a pointer is a water monster what there's some type of modern yeah like that's i mean godzilla and godzilla is dragon type which is a better type the original generation pokemon fucking pokemon yeah one thing i do like is that the woman character uh vira
Starting point is 01:37:44 vira from i forget the actor the actress name her name is vira something she's in the conjuring movies she seems to be the villain but she's also the mother of the of the family that's in this that millie bobby brown's mother is and she says in the trailer like you're a monster to her mom and she's like i'm sorry uh you're the monster you're the real you were the real monster all along not godzilla look at godzilla walk down that end shot with him in the american military flying behind him i fully expect godzilla to like save washington or some shit do you think do you think they're gonna try to one up watt navets let them fight with like a a sequel a sequel line at least try to like poke at it charles dan saying long live the king is pretty
Starting point is 01:38:30 close it is there but but ken watt and obi had those stinger lines so he's got to get his second stinger in really bizarre and game of thronesy when he looks at the camera and does that because i just shouted tywin when i watched yeah brian black brian cranston you can't you could you could brian cranson famous for being like they should never have killed off my character i was against it the entire way oh yeah i wasn't upset about it he was i just i think a lot of people that were disappointed about it were kind of expecting him to be a main character because of how it was marketed they actually was which was like a little deceptive i'll give it that the problem is it's hard to lay all that uh all that importance on the shoulders of kickass because he's not really a leading guy
Starting point is 01:39:14 like not yet at least one two comments i saw that were really fun about this is people going that's gamera i'm like not only is gamera owned by toho's rival studio that they hate and not only is gamera not in the movie because that's stupid it's clearly mothra's larva form because every mothra movie has a mothra larva form before it hatches i like that's just my fucking kind of you know the hatching moment in the fucking trailer that and saying where's king kong in the next movie he's not in the movie he is where he needs he needs an extra he needs an extra in between movie to explain why he grows about five to ten times that's why in skull island they say he's still growing has the term titan been used before this is the first one okay they never
Starting point is 01:40:09 mentioned godzilla never mentioned in skull and they say okay the old rulers of earth and stuff like that but she just throws out titan do you think fuck godzilla well do you think they'll have a thing where like like ken watanabe says in japanese kaiju and then they go we're gonna call them titans they never did call them kaiju in the first movie it's only a pacific rim that they do i want yeah kaiju like only pacific rim actually uses the term godzilla is called gojira in japan they do but i was about to say it's kind of like never calling it zombies in a zombie movie right right walkers like this world has never seen any kind of media of that thing before because otherwise the zombie i think except for zombie land yeah that's the only one where they
Starting point is 01:40:50 called it out yeah because otherwise the zombie outbreak would take like two seconds to solve because yeah everybody's seeing all the movies the idea that the continental united states could have a zombie outbreak in the modern world is so absurd you know i mean there is if you think about it you know technically in japan sure technically they're called eotans yes shut up shut up shut up i i hate it that i knew that was gonna happen and then it started to happen and i hate it and i hate kami subs for fucking blighting us with this shit forever i really like each other although i have a i hope it's not as deadly serious as it seems just because i'm used to this director having a bit of levity amidst horror and tension i hear you the first one was like
Starting point is 01:41:37 again also deadly serious i know this one shows like washington dc being destroyed by like an apocalyptic hurricane i don't know i felt crampus to be a little more serious than i wanted it to be personally a little more serious yeah i guess it was like it was a dark comedy because it wasn't really ha ha funny was trick-or-treat was like kind of funnier but trick-or-treat was multiple directors wasn't it no it was just but there were a lot of other very similar movies that were multiple directors i might be confusing it with something else then there's tales of halloween which is around the same time that might have been it that might have been the one i'm confusing it with but it does seem like it is because that movie trick-or-treat had three branching story
Starting point is 01:42:20 lines that all kind of uh there it is trick-or-treat because it's rated r so somebody sent me the discography of the guy who's behind the octopath traveler soundtrack yep and the only thing that i can see of of note is gravity gravity days gravity rush gravity days but that's that's the japanese name and jubit well that's good shit that makes sense solid um that's not what you think it's a really fun rhythm game i promise yeah fun for the whole family yeah that's what they all say that's never hit your brain ever at any point really i can't say it is also the japanese version of power rangers is called super sentai ju rangers yeah yeah j y u that's that's correct um so what do we get into the oh boy thank you for bearing with me during this godzilla talk no that's fine
Starting point is 01:43:22 godzilla is cool we got jubit saucer out of it and jubit prop and all right um well apple's not gonna like this podcast uh it'll be okay i'll find a way to make it work fine the um so we can keep it on the the giant monster train there are many over into video game land because there's a trailer for the zelda cross monster hunter um cross yeah i didn't see that so that's crazy because this game has been done forever but the content's still coming yeah it's like dlc or what yeah yeah so what they're doing is like free lc monster hunter uh generations um ultimate don't break your arm uh is collaborating it's pretty amazing oh hey i hate when websites do that i think you can actually do uh i'm mute like mute yeah i'm just gonna mute all of um chrome actually and that'll fix that
Starting point is 01:44:19 new chrome forever chrome is not helpful to us that was that was bad thanks google uh but yes they're the of the different crossover things they did with like capcom um real with uh devil may cry and then um god what was there is that was final fantasy is the final fantasy in the world like this this uh where'd that where'd that thing go sorry i'm i'm looking for my volume mixer there we go i haven't played monster hunter yet dude that's a that's a time sink yeah that's a huge hard playing breath of the wild though dude fuck well fuck that shit um yeah you get hundreds where it's at so one of the one of the things there the you get is the the link uh outfit hero outfit with the the blue shirt and the hoodie and stuff he's got the little um tablet what's the palico look like
Starting point is 01:45:14 you know what the palico looks like show me what palico look like oh my god the only thing that fucking matters and we're gonna fast forward a little bit here show me what the little kitty cat outfit is the little fucking kitty cat outfit is what what little cute things are there in breath of the wild hey walls you uh you have a switch right yes um you don't like you should like don't buy this necessarily but with your experience with world i would love to see you touch this and just go at the oldness oh yeah at just like this is how it used to be this is what it used to be because like remember that total insufferability from everyone in the universe of back in my day this is your chance to actually just see it yeah like i'm i watch him love it i'm well i'm being that
Starting point is 01:46:05 person right now uh because as my girl is playing p5 and like doing like all of the demon fusion all i can say is oh man you had no idea what it was like you couldn't choose your fucking skills exactly so i feel like i understand that thing there's your palico it's a corac oh fuck that you can't even see that it's a cat anymore you can't also was to link but there's a giant to link weird head thing i'll take that is cast which one the bird oh there you go so you guys if tingle got a spin-off game at some point right yeah the horror game that was canceled for many reasons tingle spin-off horror game real real thing cast should get a fucking spin-off game of all the breath of the wild characters he's the best one yeah like a like a like a like a music game or
Starting point is 01:46:54 something um a vr game the the nintendo is never gonna do they're gonna do cardboard vr oh yeah kind of like stick your switch into a cardboard like headset i can't believe they haven't already done it yeah i can't believe they haven't already done it um yeah so yeah you got your your to link palico and then you've got the um what uh uh zelda specifically from skyline sword no isn't that more faded isn't that the then twilight princess so i want to say that's the old dlc that came out that they're just putting in this trailer okay but that's just off the top of my head i'm not actually certain man this thing looks a lot rougher than worlds in some places it's a ps2 game yeah yeah yeah i get it whatever it is on it's a ps2 game i get it i get it but yeah um that's happening
Starting point is 01:47:41 and we'll eat parts of it and if you do take a look at it you'll see parts of it or a psp game some of those monsters that were invented on the psp just fucking kind of stayed psp models you can totally see it's a cat so yeah the breath of the wild collaboration is dropping uh august 28th apparently yay that game coming out so close to the pc release of world is weird especially considering they delayed it this long so that it wouldn't correspond with the console release of world that being said it didn't stop you see the chinese are buying monster hunter in the millions oh yeah it's got monster hunter on pc has a million chinese pre-orders alone um so i don't know i feel like i'm the only one that probably has seen in chuck hell no i saw this
Starting point is 01:48:35 you in chuck have you okay that's the man down wait chuck what's chuck chuck the tv show oh i thought you meant the trailer well because this is the trailer for shazam for shazam uh featuring uh zack levi from chuck from chuck and he had a tv show and i thought it was from tomb raider he was in tomb raider as well yes um but yeah so basically this trailer is going out of its way to it's but now but it's far removed from the dc in two ways right because one they've just rebranded it as not the dceu but as worlds of dc so that it's not like please forget our our missteps we're rebranding it it's all new yep those are all real but shut up are they like abandoning yes no they're they're no longer trying to connect everything they're just gonna be they just happen
Starting point is 01:49:29 to be around i mean if they do connect then they do if they don't then they don't but we're not going to necessarily try anymore we'll leave it to the viewer to figure out yeah um but either way they also have to establish uh okay so shazam big burley chest hero man but like to people who don't know why is he different than superman because he's like a 12 year old child yes and still has the mind of one more loss and it's more magic based and uh it's cold and he has a hood which he wears sometimes which makes him look kind of different it's like a new 52 version of him i think has started with the hood oh you didn't know how Gandalf made a second magic superman yeah that's that's shazam see the who's the who's the wizard will he you know right shazam no who's the actor
Starting point is 01:50:13 playing a wizard oh i i didn't see his face not yet not yet oh really yeah jimon oh hilarious it's super goofy looking which is something that dc desperately needs the thing about this though and like i i had to call that they were just going to go this way because they started doing it like comic wise but do you know that wizard no you know it i just saw him do that meme dance well that's what kids would do though so kids would do it you know that the character's name is not shazam right yeah i know the character's name is captain marvel which has been a source of contention for decade yes it is a history of foibles and hilariousness this character's name is captain marvel and has been for years right and eventually they just got to the point where
Starting point is 01:51:06 they're like you know what everyone he shouts shazam to transform because that's the name of the wizard that gives him the power okay that's what everyone assumes his name is so we're just gonna go with that from now on not a bad call and also but way back in the day some legal acquisitions were happening and marvel also has its own captain marvel which let's be real they should probably have more of a right to what would the name of the company being marvel but i think that marvel changed her name from timely comics to marvel they're like shazam or captain marvel was around and they were like hey don't do that yeah no the problem was that they were both really old and technically a third company invented this captain marvel and then and then uh i want to say dc bought
Starting point is 01:51:48 those rights there's a long battle of the legal history he's been being called shazam in my as far as i can remember as far the first time i saw it is as shazam instead of captain marvel was injustice like a justice one yeah his on the character shazam they started rolling that out like you know um again in more of the more recent years but it's like it's the thing he shouts right why wouldn't everyone assume that's what it was basically just about a kid that skips puberty yeah but he can go back yeah that's never grow up to be a man i've never seen it why would you oh why would you need to i want like as a character in in would he grow up like when he's just i've never seen it like a 40 year old man because the fear the furthest
Starting point is 01:52:31 in the future story version i've read was it in kingdom come yeah where everyone's older yeah uh he's still old but he still has a young juvenile mind and they use that to mess with him oh okay i got confused because i was going to say that for some ever seen shazam was in a superman arcade beat him up by taito at least in 1988 because i remember seeing red i remember seeing shazam and it's like no there's just the second player just controls a red superman and it's never explained as well there you go but i always thought it was shazam yeah it's an easy that existed in the mandela effect universe yeah thank you so that i keep making yeah that one but you you're at you're you're at kingdom come right i remember no i thought i don't recall i thought that was one
Starting point is 01:53:11 you read to laugh at it or whatever well anyway kingdom yeah fine next on the list of comics i read to laugh at well actually comic that i already think has one super cool ass thing in it which is the the fucking flash in yeah in kingdom come but it's also really great because it's about making fun of rob lifelt i also know that the art is a plus yes and and again a major story arc is about making fun of rob lifelt and his entire era of comics like there's a bunch of people that are like ha ha we have feet like no there is a shiny metallic armed art super soldier man that comes and it becomes the like superman's old and busted the world loves maegog now and everyone's like yeah maegog you're the coolest and superman's like fuck this i'm out and like he just takes over
Starting point is 01:53:58 as like the era of big shiny buff metallic armed heroes is it's great it's weird because it's got adult armed heroes is super in nowadays but it's uh it's it's yeah that's that's where you can get adult billy batson uh i really i really like this trailer i i would like it made me excited to see a dc movie yeah you know it makes me excited to see this movie what's that the exclamation mark in the title uh like well he has to yell all caps if he says it out loud like hey man i'm shazam it doesn't proc right if it wasn't in caps and just had a period it wouldn't really have the same marketing pop shazam i feel i feel like the only chance this has is if it takes itself even less seriously than the trailer yeah hopefully right ideal for any kind of it reminds me more
Starting point is 01:54:48 kickass or like that type of i mean like superhero deconstruction thing in the one would hope in the trailer the bit that like when he defeats the convenience store claire uh claire when he defeats the thugs right like what's actually happening in that scene is they're buying booze right because he can because he's an adult now which means you're going to get a drunk shazam scene and hopefully he pisses all over himself unless unless like his superpowered body lets him like take alcohol like accelerated level or whatever but then he'll just transform back into a kid and get drunk yeah oh no the moral implications underage drinking is cool well also we're in canada so yeah i'm vancouver yeah excuse me sorry no he's from edmonton
Starting point is 01:55:35 oh well then you don't work yeah all right yeah you look stupid i did uh what do we got americans at home i know most of you are listening to this from the usa underage drinking is cool but to you everything is underage drinking ah suck it wasn't the rock supposed to be black adam yes if he's in it there's not in the trailer he was supposed to be in it though fresh off the hot success that is skyscraper it has mark strong who's in the kingsman movies and he seems to be the villain so i don't know where the rock is at rocks maybe they're just hiding him from the marketing right now i don't know why you'd want to do that but my favorite part of this trailer is that i scrolled down and watched the whole movie with superman in that link that is underneath
Starting point is 01:56:24 the video woolly has up right now how did you then get this power no um and just the dc animated movie equivalent of this movie and and also levi says uh black adam ages in his human form even when he's powered up and when he's changed back into his human form he's just a skeleton black adam turns back into a fucking skeleton can he ever turn from i don't know that's super cool i don't know but that's fucked up a skeleton villain there's lots of them to be fair i know but like like a weak skeleton skeleton or skeletor skeletor so spinal okay wait i need this is a really important question that i need a round table so i'm glad that i have we have an extra person here is skeletor a skeleton because it's just no he's a skeleton man he's a man with a
Starting point is 01:57:16 skeleton i wish i had stronger opinions he has big he has big buff blue muscles he's huge rip you sat at the right chair today adam uh i'm going with skeleton men yeah that's what i'm saying i would also say yeah yeah he's not a skeleton right yeah he's fucking ripped yeah so technically he couldn't be a skeleton yeah unless under the shirt unless we saw the body and the body was just ripped bones what if what if just inflated with air yeah just work out he got his whole head burned off by magic that's okay since we're talking about skeletons i'm not sure you have it on the dock ability do you have anything about the black sarcophagus yeah uh i mean i know it sucks let's just know because there's a lot of the other news this week around the table all right you drink it
Starting point is 01:58:07 anak sunamune has requested all right lord dio wants us to drink the skeleton juice let's let's let's catch adam up a little bit oh okay foot long black sarcophagus they thought it might have been alexander the great but instead it was three shitty skeletons well maybe generals living in a bunch of red goo so so here's the thing right to walk the story back to its origin because the first piece was in egypt they discovered a black unmarked sarcophagus yeah and which is very and this is really rare like you don't just find at that just lying around the internet found this memes when ran rampant don't open it uh tom cruise won't won't be available to save us deos in there right and then you open it up and there's three skeletons you're like no
Starting point is 01:59:00 it's not dio it's the pillar man but not just three skeletons it's three skeletons and all that skeleton juice confirmed they were not royals because there was no like um um jewelry or any embalming or special treatment change.org got on the case really quickly yes because a petition was formed because people want to drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus all right um even though it has been confirmed that it is sewage that leaked in from the ground okay man i thought it was just people juice nope 19 000 signatures say let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus i think i think one of the i think the the maker of the petition says stop telling me it's sewage it's not it's the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus
Starting point is 01:59:52 so we can assume its powers and finally die well it might kill you my my favorite dark sarcophagus my favorite part of all of this was when i saw the article that detailed it was a fucking news article off some website that was hey they opened it up it was the phrasing uh black sarcophagus opened despite warnings one of umbrella's greatest curses will be released this is the ultimate in do it you cowards right like why wouldn't you open it come on hey that's oh it's spooky because that's sarcophagus that's how tree sap got delicious yeah yeah right well it's the trees are basically sarcophaguses that are upright well what you need is the footage of the moment they open it to see if any like noxious thing is released into the
Starting point is 02:00:43 yeah what happens then open it up and and robert paterson's in there i just love how like we're we're just like we're all talking leanna's just like yeah there's this petition to drink it i'm like what what's going on and i rushed to the computer check it out you can't stop us from drinking it i don't know what the petition is going to do is like the whole time i guess the goo is gone guys i just poured it back into my flight to egypt let me drink it well at some point it's going to give way to people just trying to break in with straws right like super live like those spy cameras under the doors and just full on full on like a beer hat from like the straws i i saw skeleton i sorry i saw mummies alive i know how this works
Starting point is 02:01:32 oh pull on i i drink your milkshake i drink it up you know really long straw also for for those that don't and that's many of you that listen to uh tokyo mirage sessions add but listen to the podcast woolly did not know that there was a third mummy movie there was a third mummy no idea that counts two of the dragon emperor and his yeti's yeah there's a discussion about whether or not that counts as a mummy because i thought mummies had to be absolutely completely totally a mummy i i always thought mummies had to be in egypt nope i didn't i i don't know because mummification is a natural process under some conditions but just my brain just kind of went yeah but it has to be wrapped and buried in egypt well like if you move it like a little bit outside
Starting point is 02:02:19 of the borders it's just champagne it's just a zombie in wrapping snow you know he's got a whole bunch of mummies but they they throw those up on top of mountains and shit we got knock off mummies here they're not that's why i said to woolly in the argument i'm like that's like you point at deacon frost and saying you're not a vampire sorry well like doesn't it just feel standing outside on the fucking beach yeah that's totally yes but doesn't it just kind of feel like less of a mummy if it's not like from egypt you know you're like all all ice cream flavors that are not vanilla are not really ice cream no i'm saying not every vampire is Dracula that's right that's true you know that's kind of more so what i'm saying but like not every mummy is emotep or naksuamun or
Starting point is 02:03:02 like whoever like they're they're the bosses sometimes and a carous sometimes they're mummies that are tom cruise yes yeah or or rick flair or uh i'm sure once these mummy movies run out of steam we'll get the off-brand mummy movies be a brand of steam um they got it they got one more the train is crashed they got one more spurt left i'm glad we talked about the dark sarcophagus this is much more important speaking of important no some shit happened and i'm like man i hate the form this came in but boy do i love the thing i was so confused by this are street fighter and power rangers are having a crossover event with their mobile game because and the results is ryu ranger visually i was looking at this and i thought this was street fighter five right it's so cool new stages
Starting point is 02:03:56 and shit hadoken yeah and he's got the green rangers gold shoulder uh play like shoulder design looks fantastic it's so dope this is just street fighter dlc and the power rangers mobile game which i didn't even know existed yeah i would love it if this was on a console and not controlled like shit or if this outfit made it to five hey listen that to everyone update your canon like diagrams like street fighter go to power ranger now i guess so that world is now you need is now united what this means heim saban's creations all connect to megaman well a couple things connect to megaman does that mean kiss no no it doesn't because that went through um things we didn't ask for connect to megaman uh oh not that story actually oh that's a good one oh you accidentally put a good one up there
Starting point is 02:04:56 where is that shit on it no i meant i meant the other one megaman fully charged all the one that looks really good so there's a send that's an ego comic on they showed off a trailer for this new megaman animated whatever it's a cartoon fortunately it's like our ire for megaman shit is not as bad as it was 11 and stuff yeah but it's still not this is just one of those you know it's not for me or for anyone who cared about it it's for the children for a new generation of kids who don't know what megaman is or care i just need another sonic i think his head just looks super bad like his head are specifically i think the thing living inside of his head looks super bad there's a little megaman mega me i think it was called i forgot about that you say mega meme that's
Starting point is 02:05:44 mega me that little to that little character right there there's a little mascot living in his head that he talks to and it's like a little megaman robot mascot buddy it's just like some of these designs the robot message looks okay but it's just like like the art style is just looks so cheap it does well that's uh how you save money it's making it cheap yeah not spending it yeah to be fair their goal was to not spend money right so hey but it's like but it's like sonic boom the cartoon looks good looks fine and it's a hilarious fucking cartoon and this is just but but this is this reminds me hard of like veggie tails yeah you know what i mean like favorite we're good we don't have the money to spend but we're gonna try to get something done like i hope it's fine i'll give it
Starting point is 02:06:31 a watch but i'm like it just doesn't inspire we want to don't notice if it's not well animated i should match i sure didn't when i was a kid no i won't look at some of the stuff i watched when i was a kid i'm like wow this is great but then when you go back to it like mommy's alive you see like oh shit when they did try it was rad there was a i mean there was a generation of animation on television that was particularly great that's for sure but it was all the stuff from our specific childhoods like just yeah yeah yeah lip flaps absolutely yeah yeah it i mean again it's like there's only so much like this was a thing from my childhood and now they're bringing it back and it's terrible that i have in me yeah like you know it's not like at a certain cartoons have much to
Starting point is 02:07:14 live up letting go though just because the other ones were so bad right also at a certain point you're like yeah this is just not at all for for anyone from those the days of those video games but what might be is the thing i originally brought up which is the fact that they're finally bringing over a manga from 1996 of a megaman x one shot so uh this one's just looking around the capcom properties offices saying is there anything this is the ultimate in like crack open the the grandma's attic yeah dust in there crap crack crack open the mega sarcophagus exactly what is there oh an old megaman one off from 96 yeah sure let us drink it and like fuck it's 20 like literally 2018 which might be what 20x the x was in the actual
Starting point is 02:08:08 story you know because uh wait is mega man x is 20x but the mega man was in 200x yeah which was the mistake that way too soon mega man two did 20x x right uh mega man x was in the 20x dx world i want to say our 21 x dx rather yeah yeah um man man two tries to be like it could be any time in the 20th century and then and then look at this this says this is based on the mega mission trading card series and chronologically takes place between x2 and x3 oh i always wanted to know what happened in between those two when i really did when the when the when the when the the maverick hunters or whatever the god anyway the three can the you know surge agile yeah i forgot the other ones whatever that fuck that shit showed up yeah and vile and this will fill in the hole fill in
Starting point is 02:09:06 the blanks that have been there since 20 years ago fucking guts to have the mega man game or og mega man just fucking smokes dr wiley i wish i wish and then they lock him up for it yeah yeah i know i'm hoping fucking awesome and it's all cutesy and shit like 11 and then he just blows his fucking hole through wiley's head and it looks like bayana commando um also he forces like wiley's like uh extended family into eating his corpse yeah and then mega man licks their tears for fuel no speaking of um robot children and they're loving like creator slash scientists going elite a battle angel had a new trailer that dropped does it still look fucking awful in the face cameron um that kind of this trailer has some cool shit i will say it really does if
Starting point is 02:09:58 anything like i didn't change her face at all i think no but there's some there's some strong shots yeah there's some shot like cinematography wise there's some cool stuff happening color wise there they've got a really nice world they're setting up it looks really nice um the the i thing oh yeah that okay it's the one with the freaky animal yeah the fact that galley's eyes are still like weird like i thought they would tone it down after the like reception that the first trailer got but yeah i don't i don't know if i said it the first time but i'll say it now legitimately horrific like oh like i feel like you're gonna get used to it after 45 minutes that's a long why didn't they just hire christina richie
Starting point is 02:10:45 they wouldn't have to animate it i really do feel like um cameron just looked at it and went like but anime though this is what anime is right big guys it's so weird that they didn't make it on the other characters yeah just her as probably because it would be too much work but it's too much work to shit up the rest of this movie there is there any reason for it or is it just anime if there's a story the source material doesn't really like have anything she like in the in the manga she just looks like the rest of the world you know she's like an actual human being in this trailer they explained that her technology is 300 years old and was lost to time she's the one one of a kind so maybe that's it back in the day when anime was popular and this model was made
Starting point is 02:11:32 okay also some of these uh like bad some of these bad guy designs in real life end up looking a lot like deus x uh yeah losses yes they do i really get like human revolution vibes um oh that looks cool but yeah the new trailer uh just dropped and i mean hey like i'm down it has cool visuals except for the visual you'll see the most often from the director of spy kids and yeah exactly right troublemaker studios themselves um not it's always an eclectic body of work from the makers of desperado spy kids spy kids two spy kids three shark boy and lava girl and sin city yeah yeah yeah it's from dust till dawn from dust till dawn and of course um it's got uh uh the dude from um house of cards in it uh ramy from house of cards i don't know the actor's name that guy i was gonna
Starting point is 02:12:27 say hands that guy hands lander the boy yeah it also has hands lander yeah um i mean again he didn't blow up like he should have after and glorious bastards uh i all but thought this movie was dead you know like it was what you thought they cancelled it teaser so long ago yeah i forgot about it but it was announced that he was gonna work on this like over 10 years ago this yeah but this and go we mean this and ghost in the shell oh yeah we're both announced as projects that uh he was gonna work on and then just fucking just like i was in high school i was in mid high school when i was getting excited about this and ghost in the shell like getting it down like Cameron saw like saw the manga or whatever like years and years and years ago and it was like i want to make this and just
Starting point is 02:13:16 kept doing other projects instead like a ghost in the shell just changed hands like four or five times until until it became the great movie until it rounded up being what we got yeah um and this stayed on the back burner until you know i guess it actually happened but that doesn't stop the fact that avatar four through twelve are also still in the planning that's why he was like i'm tired of not making this i'll just have Robert Rodriguez make it for me james Cameron is like this is my life now with avatar sequels i got the next five it's it's the world he chose for himself though you know hopefully it makes money i guess like nobody talks about avatar anymore it made a shit zillion dollars i know it's the it's the highest grossing film ever made i'm pretty sure
Starting point is 02:14:02 how long ago was that though 2009 okay so that's it's been about ten it predates us it's been about ten but nobody talks about it anymore no because that was a decade ago people still talk about like titanic see here's the thing it's just avatar is not a classic movie it was just a very successful movie you forget all the people that were really into avatar killed themselves oh yeah they lost their fan base post pandora depression see only they had waited they'd get a sequel you forgot the um that'd be embarrassing wouldn't it i think i think not to mention the fact that they could release on my face we now have the r and we now have the possibility of releasing pandora software where you can pretend to be a navi i'm sure oh wow they could have gotten there if they
Starting point is 02:14:46 waited your weird tail thing yeah weird oh no it's their hair yeah sex tails yeah no sex hair um warp oh god damn it i had to plug into the phone yeah that's it no one talks about it right but i feel like its legacy was using 3d in film in a not awful way yeah i was one of those it was very visually impressive and if let's say the promotional footage or trailer for the sequel comes out and it's like as much of a mind blowing like leap as the first one was then it's like okay i'm on board okay right yeah because that that's what the movie should be because that's what the first one was was like visual technology look at how far we've been working like in that 10 years they haven't stopped working on making these sequels so i think they're like we have to blow
Starting point is 02:15:36 people away somehow and they're probably gonna rapid fire they're probably gonna rapid fire come out to you like two three four you know they're all in production right now you know they're doing a whole like they've written all of them at this point i think i uh i feel as if pre avatar 3d in my head was just the world of captain eo where like characters would just hold up objects to your face like here is an apple and it would all be about coming at you in the worst most like egregious ways and the foreground was all that people cared about and then like in avatar they're like no we can have depth and they just did it that way instead yeah it's uh i like i like what it when it enhances something but yeah there's some there's some movies where even if you watch
Starting point is 02:16:22 them in 2d it's like i can tell this was originally in 3d because it's really just like look at this thing coming at your face there's only a couple of movies and they usually say we've had people that worked somewhere within the avatar realm like i know it's going to be weird but like one of the resin evil films they're like we use the cameras that they use in avatar and that was the only other thing i could think of where wow this 3d does look pretty cool it was one of the ones that had the 3d tagline as part of the movie's title i think so uh let's get a move on because we do have a couple other things to roll through real quick we get like stoklasa to yell out what's wrong with your face no inevitable half in the bag review of this movie that would be fantastic but we can
Starting point is 02:17:03 get robin to yell fuck batman oh man you already talked about this today we did fuck batman i think it's my most popular tweet i've ever made which is why is dick grace in a violent murderer why is it grace wait why is the official trailer offline oh because they're embarrassed either that or it's like no no no because i watched it i watched it yeah okay um so there's a there's a there's a toddler post that went up that was like remember that thing in jackie chan adventures it was like a little macguffin that splits you into your edgy dark form and then your happy form oh this looks great this is what happened right um is this have you seen it for something this yeah no of course not i don't care oh man i care about movies i'm interested in no you don't care about the bad one
Starting point is 02:17:53 this isn't a movie it's a paid for tv subscription tv show oh yeah this is on this is gonna be on DC streaming so they have their own streaming service they're going to have so you know the hero robin right boy wonder works with batman he's got the old tights little boy yeah you've heard of him before yeah right um i don't know if you are aware of this but his way of dealing with villains pretty extreme murder them oh nice even night we stepping on next with cracks by the way i don't really want to kill i was talking to chris ricks about this like why don't they just call this red hood and the outline and his outlaws why does it have to be tight that's the sound effect correct um i saw my favorite ever like low back hot take ever which was somebody going he's not a murderer
Starting point is 02:18:45 stupid clearly he was just beating those people up and the gunshots didn't hit anyone he was just to scare them clearly and all that blood about the next all i can think of is the next the shot before him using the gun is him stabbing someone in the neck and arterial spray flying out yeah and then the shot after is him stomping on someone's face and their neck snaps audibly those guys are fine those guys are totally okay he gets blown out at one point um how confusing is it to have a show where it's the darkest it can possibly be but the teen times go movie is in theaters and it's the most tonally like maybe maybe there may be there rubber bullets maybe um the other problem stole from the guy had the other thing is that raven as a character is always like so above
Starting point is 02:19:43 this whole thing that introducing her as like crying edgy team that needs help from robin is such a ridiculous way to go about this but my uh favorite takeaway from this was was googly garret's like laughing at the fucking photoshop glass effect well hold on though look at it it's so bad really but but but okay who did it better titans or inhumans when that when the parents get uh hit by black all inhumans force have you have you seen that oh man so i gotta just let's let's see if we can pull it up real quick yeah dude but don't like why bother do it there like oh it's good this is supposed to be a heavily dramatic scene that's supposed to like be devastating to the main character but the way it's like i see it i see the way it's shot and it's edited is just the most okay so everyone
Starting point is 02:20:37 at home check out black bolt kills their parents from the inhumans tv show that's good enough and you'll see what we're talking about if you take a google of that oh black bolt sitting down facing his parents that why oh that's great and the camera rotates and stain on the wall he didn't know that was gonna happen so he's caught off guard you see remember when i melted my parents so remember when we had to do an ad read for this show so yeah i must still give it to black bolt black bolt's the king he's actually a king though also but uh it is important uh adam that to catch uh robin's first line here uh what is it is it fuck batman oh really yes that's why because the goons go wears batman
Starting point is 02:21:36 did i pass it it don't fuck as he is apparently done drinking blood as it appears in that scene they're okay okay that's funny all right thank you my favorite part let's move on they're trying it they're not they're trying they're trying wrong speaking of a lot of stuff yeah i like the shazam trailer this just looked like more justice league it sure did we wanted to be kind of dark but we also have little jokes here and there we're trying to be marveled but we're not really great at it i think the stupidest thing you could possibly do the the actor who plays aquaman's his name is with jason memoa jason memoa absolutely i think the stupidest thing you could possibly do in a story starring jason memoa the giant dark man beast that he is would be to show him as a
Starting point is 02:22:35 little child that is stupid but you have to be but it's his it's his backstory you have to be sympathetic to his cost and i want his backstory to be that he was a fish and he grew into a man no that's not aquaman's back i don't give a fuck you don't actually that's why this doesn't matter with what i was saying he was a fish and then a girl kissed him and then he turned into a man no that's name war i'm really is it enjoying the adults here i want to strap in you know there's some really bright underwater knee yeah there's this stuff there's some super cg is trying to be underwater wakanda is what it's trying to underwater underwater under wakanda underwater wet kanda it's just like i don't know it's just kanda world this just seems to meld into every
Starting point is 02:23:22 other like okayish superhero film and this looks terrible it's great yeah i like jason memoa but i could watch this i mean man the coolest hero that ever was oof i know i was like why why is this even in production you know the poster came in i'm like everybody hates aquaman as a meme because they were they were trying to mcu it because they gotta have aquaman because he's part of the justice league so they they they gotta work with what they got i guess i mean look man there's the thing if but like if the movie watch this if these came out and like were at least all like on that level of wonder woman then it would have been a worthwhile endeavor but they don't know how to do that they don't
Starting point is 02:24:04 know how to do it that's the problem people they're dealing with aren't all on the level of wonder woman they're dealing with fucking aquaman but yeah but dude guard guardians of the galaxy yeah it doesn't matter if you are all way cooler than aquaman directed by james one yeah yeah this is his big bro they're hilarious oh i'm definitely seeing this it like it doesn't even matter if um you don't know the characters you can write a script about characters you don't know but people do know aquaman yeah and that he sucks but they're making this as cool as aquaman could possibly be yeah made him a super cool guy with a cool beard a cool tattoos he's cool and even these in underwater Wakanda you know what they should fucking do they should have his fucking hand get cut off and go
Starting point is 02:24:52 over to fucking edgy 90s aquaman with the hand then because a fish ate his hook i mean yeah a whale or a shark ate his fish hand i'm just thinking aquaman is like euro pot banned aqua oh god i played that is the soundtrack oh god i would love it that that see that's what they should have done oh so if you have them docking it's fine i just want to say if you haven't seen it the trailer for glass is really good yeah that's pretty good yeah i really enjoyed it i i wouldn't say really good it was it was a trailer for a movie that'll see but i mean see the movie the other movies um it's just making me excited so i guess i will i waited to nothing about the trailer i would i waited too long to to for uh and i didn't watch split so i also waited so the world just
Starting point is 02:25:38 kind of made that happen yeah and i was like oh i guess that's what that was okay well i'm sure that would have been a really fun reveal and only yourself to blame i know that's what i that is literally what i'm in the process of saying no you can blame someone else you can blame me at night chamalon for making a bunch of shitty movies to trick you into not going to see a decent one yeah yeah it's fine like i'm not ripping apart it seems that this happens that's how you put blame on people but um yeah so uh i didn't watch the glass trailer because i'm like i'll get around to split just first you know yeah um it looks like a normal trailer you know just i don't know i'll see any m night movie the the good ones are good the bad ones are fun you know you have like a sick
Starting point is 02:26:23 twisted obsession with that yeah the only one i didn't enjoy was uh the visit which one was that but you enjoyed lady in the water it's the one with the dumbest i mean it depends what you mean by enjoyed enjoyed as in i can make fun of it which one was the visit the visit was the grandparents are like really scary and it's found footage the kids are filming themselves i had no reason this was uh 2014 i had okay post happening yeah it was post after death i was 2015 actually yeah i had never heard of it until i saw it on adam's youtube channel and then it became my favorite m night movie gotcha more than avatar that's the best twist ever you shut up that twist is the best sure more than last airbender oh no the last airbender is the worst the last airbender is to
Starting point is 02:27:14 me the worst movie i've ever seen in a theater not the worst of all time but the worst i paid i'm like i am miserable i was happy it's the second hardest i've ever laughed in a theater the it was when earth benders the earth is beneath your feet and then the ten guys do a dance and a single rock goes by did you see the series the anime series before you saw the movie no so i had no emotional so if i hadn't then i would have laughed and had fun but since it was like an insult for the same reasons that i hated the netflix death note and the heart and the hardest i ever laughed i think was because you had eyeballs no because i cared about the movie was one that got called out on this podcast by or no it was on social media was when we went and saw samurai cop at that fucking
Starting point is 02:28:03 wool lion that was the fucking and somebody on social media goes was that pat laughing at fucking samurai oh yeah yeah um yes it was i was very it was very funny the wool lion it was always in the shadows all right and yeah the rest is just whatever ukulele's and brawl out and yeah that's cool and base Goku and Vegeta man oh can i can i get another one in there that might be the most i couldn't care less like dlc knowing it was coming that's a bummer for doing it was coming softened it a lot yeah that's true uh yeah but uh yeah yeah yeah okay they're really popular in japan so take some letters i guess hey if you want to send in a letter send a letter or email an email not a letter actually a physical letter won't reach the email you're trying at super best
Starting point is 02:28:54 friendcast at gmail.com that's super best friendcast at gmail.com okay uh let's take one coming in here from uh elena says i feel there's never enough love for mario and luigi games using the stash instead of luck as a stat it's the fucking best in in game it functions like most other rpgs use luck except it's gotten additional benefit that uh sometimes gives them store discounts if their stash stat is high enough the implication of their moustaches being so amazing and fabulous that random totes will give them free stuff has me wondering what's your favorite unique stack in a game stat in a game and why it's it's stash is really high i wish i could grow proper moustache because i just look like a like a blart pedophile when i have just the moustache um
Starting point is 02:29:46 paul blards paul blards yeah i assume that's what that was yeah i had a moustache i thought that was a term of your own creation well it was a matter of qualifying a type of pedophile yeah um i this movie's just got a lot darker my brain goes towards uh the age option in dead or alive too uh that to me is probably the best stat what does that affect that is simply how gravity affects uh the jiggle physics oh yeah the world so you everyone set their age to 99 set your age to 99 fucking bouncy ass titties all over the the older you are the more you can handle i'd say that's that's yeah i mean that's just math any any other outlying stats that stats they always like luck but that's not really outline
Starting point is 02:30:35 the only one uh i got nothing i don't have i don't have a good answer for this the closest i was thinking was something that wasn't really a stat i might have actually a game feature what in jurassic park trespasser you look down at your oh yeah look down at your tits to check your health and you have to see the you have to look down a little heart tattoo down again yeah absolutely that but it's not really a stat yeah but like i remember watching my brother trying to figure out the controls for how to pick up a guide it's the jankiest game i just beat it recently okay really it was a part of my childhood and i'd never even gotten past the first level but i was like you can get it running pretty well now just you know i played
Starting point is 02:31:13 some like pokemon blue and everything i was like i gotta revisit this game so i actually beat it isn't it outrageously difficult it was it it was a chore well i found out that you got actually jump faster than you run so i just hop past all the dinosaurs and go hop hop the whole game it was pretty bad there's a great let's play uh yes by legendary uh research indicates yes that that was a good time the best let's play ever made but um Jurassic Park we're just gonna go over here and shoot some raptor my voice is so soothing yeah it's like a it's like your dead pbs voice doing fucking lp for you my uh i don't know why this puzzle behaves like this but we'll try our best my uh my yeah my brother learned how to do the extend arm pick up a gun thing and whatnot and
Starting point is 02:31:57 then immediately the first thing he did is put the gun down and then and then pretend he was fingering himself and i was just like that's not good yeah he's a human being outside of that but in lore character purposes that's all he is here so yes that's true oh right okay hold on we have to go back to the news oh because because we have to talk about the broly trailer oh yeah there was a trailer for the movie or the for the game the broly the broly broly broly it came out already yeah yeah but it came out during the week last week because we talked about the art of him hey guess what we have to he has to he looks really cool obligated he's gonna be a lab baby um so yeah there's a trailer for dragon ball super broly and in it um there's broly
Starting point is 02:32:47 and it's he's very large what was that first credit acurator yama okay the creator of a dragon ball was worth it and um fortnight presents broly maybe broly will be in fortnight like thanos was in the trailer i like how goku's like oh yeah that tournament of power thing that taught me a few things i'm like didn't that last like fucking how many day was it yeah holy shit i i might be mistaken but i think the entire process is like a whole like that the past like five arcs i think we're like two weeks damn well in any case i think all of dragon ball super is like two weeks so broly yeah looks like he's gonna be a test tube test tube saying yeah and yeah exactly and he's big he's bigger than the others the biggest the i love that was just like everyone versus broly more
Starting point is 02:33:40 broly for your box so you pay for broly you can't broly so what came out much more important than this trailer is actually funimation dubs who will be doing the dubs i did see that yes put out a little thing on twitter saying we promise someone is going to say his power is maximum yeah yeah yeah right so you know it's broly being broly and dragon balling and guess what numbers go up he's the biggest number go up number go up oh you see that shit with the enter the gungeon that was great i hope it's i hope it's actually us yeah oh i hope it's us so yeah more more importantly this piece of dragon ball fatter with frieza in a dress is fantastic go to the subreddit and take a look at you know what i really hope my little frieza can't be this
Starting point is 02:34:32 cute i hope broly survives this movie anyway and then he becomes bio broly no but i hope broly becomes like a fucking character in dragon ball like just hanging around yes as a as a stupid idiot you know as a really dumb guy i don't think tori am is going to do that but i i hope he does too because like you're okay that'd be fun remember revenge of the nerds remember revenge of the nerds too when ogre joined the nerds yeah that and now you just get like inter broly interfacing with like a vending machine yeah or like broly taking his driving yeah exactly exactly yes yeah no that's where it should go um well broly grew up to be an even better dad than goku chances are high i mean who would broly have kids with no like he'll just be he'll show up he'll just show up
Starting point is 02:35:26 oh and just be a better dad to all the kids when piccolo is busy he'll also be a dad to back up i see what you're saying yes yes okay uh let's take one from this is one of them emails you're talking about yeah email coming in a dear plague of gripes oh that's the wrong email that's not us uh recently i fell down into a world a whole a whole of let me say that fell down into a whole period i fell down into a whole of the in the world of the scariest most unexplained things you've personally witnessed reddit threads can't really explain it but i find those threads uh personal stories really engage in often scarier than horror media even as a kid i was obsessed with cryptology and UFO sightings have any of you guys witnessed anything weird paranormal or
Starting point is 02:36:07 especially spooky nah not me yes not much here i want to ghost in our house the other night but it was the pc light reflecting off the ceiling freaked her out um in my mom's my mom's house before i moved out like for a while my room had loud bangs that would happen in the middle of the night and randomly well that's not supernatural that's a devil yeah but it turned out it was the fact that our house was just uh on level and so one side of it was sinking while the other wasn't okay and so like while the basement would go down together the house itself would like actually like shift levels so what you're saying is that satan was pulling your house down into a large crack was forming across my ceiling yeah but when you hear a loud bang and you know it's in the
Starting point is 02:36:54 room with you but you can't tell what fell or what happened it's a bit it's a bit weird but yeah exactly no satan uh yeah i haven't seen or experienced anything but liana always does where every place we move to is probably haunted like at our old old place she was like the bathroom doors are just open when they were closed the lights turn on there's people flushing the toilet but i was the only one there on my other friends that were living with me at the time also saw this our old place the lights would just turn on and off i'm like oh look at that bad circuit after i have to have them fix that she's like or it's just the ghost that sounds more like she is haunted yeah maybe but other people's that right her sauce like if it's following her from house to
Starting point is 02:37:38 house yeah it what if she's the ghost it follows i don't know it follows goodness so um yeah like i've never seen anything but yeah i uh i don't know anything that any anything that i could even attribute to that is just like i don't assume like oh yeah i left the door closed i'm like oh i just forgot that i closed or didn't close the door so i can't i can't say that i've ever experienced anything like that personally you know what do you have do you have like a horse mask does it not creep you out at night if it's weird shape no okay all right i do have a ghost story the other night about five six days ago i was i got home and i was really really tired and i went and went onto my bed and was just patting my cat Elmo and just hanging out and then i heard ghost
Starting point is 02:38:28 voices in my house and then started running around my house going oh fuck oh fuck and it turns out i had left discord on yeah that's it yeah the new version of that is Alexa laughing in the dark evilly as well yeah that's a awful but that's that's becoming a thing yeah no i left i will left discord on and a friend was going hey hello pat are you in or why are you on discord if you're not on discord uh all i heard was spooky voices i've been to super haunted places they can key west when they're like everyone's buried about one foot below where you're walking because the ground is hard oh yeah and and we buried lot in the past we buried lots of people really poorly and there's lots of pirates and so many slaves all these places you're now in are heavily and
Starting point is 02:39:15 didn't see shit all night the center of amsterdam is an abandoned church that basically it was surrounded by brothels and it was so surrounded by sin they just fucking they're just like we're done but in the time people were burying themselves in the church because that was a special privilege and every tile of the ground is is a burial spot face yeah you're just walking on them like what dreams may come okay yeah full-on hell mode all right um we'll take one coming in uh kudabar says hey kudabar what up what up what's your earliest memory dare your friend through sucks i like that what's your earliest memory using the internet and what's your earliest memory of the internet being a shithole oh i like my earliest memory of using the internet was uh teacher saying don't use this
Starting point is 02:40:04 for stupid shit and like grade four and then we used it to figure out genesis cheat codes man and then porn hmm yeah i remember uh specific websites that like when i was super young i would visit there was uh rate my poo dot com where people just took pictures of their their poop and people rated them that's that's a literal shithole yeah yeah there was uh like muffin cartoons there was like kill frog dot com there was like joe cartoon like so many just like either flash websites of just you know looking for uh time to kill sort of thing home star runner of course of course yeah yeah yeah and that's all i must be a good person you like home star that's all on the home star for sure new grounds is a big oh man that's a shithole but like like but dumped it into my eyes there was
Starting point is 02:40:57 a lot of garbage oh like sure but it's not inherently a bad so you're thinking e-bombs or but that's the thing is like i'm thinking about like pre new grounds because i remember when the first one when new grounds was just a single page but way before that there was still lots of internet adventures and to me the first internet thing i ever did was go to nuke.com which was game pro would advertise this as a video game website it was specifically uh in an internet cafe located inside of virtual world where i play the mecha games because guess where my first internet story takes place too fucking virtual world damn straight i walk around with my card on me ready to go um it's a place where you go to play mecha games instead of real cockpit and they had an
Starting point is 02:41:35 internet cafe where you'd connect but you had nowhere to go because who the fuck knew what the internet was yeah there was nothing but i always remember the ads in game pro for nuke.com and so i went there and that was the first website i'd ever visited and it was awful like they had they just had pictures even at the time you were like this is awful they had pictures this thing will never get off the ground this internet well they had pictures of shit i just read in the game pro and i was like okay yeah you know um game pro gets here fast that was that was back in the day of delay the website content until after print yeah that lasted for years back when ign was ign64 before they became just n64.com so they were just originally n64.com and then the imagine games
Starting point is 02:42:19 network bought them snowball exactly well that was later too i wonder where does nuke.com go now today probably i have i have an inkling it would have to do you'd have to do way back machine nuke.com i fucking knew it what's what is a nuke a giant bomb mother fuckers mother fuckers took it that's good that's hilarious that's great that's super good wow um but yeah also for me virtual world yeah uh the internet you can look up anything my man and my sister says who took me there who is of age at the time because they i think they had like a little you can only go on the internet if you're above a certain age i forget but okay yeah that was a lie i was like okay i can look up anything and i'm like mk3 fatality's up down this is scorpion summons a whole bunch of
Starting point is 02:43:17 other scorpions and they beat you to death in hell and they went oh my god that's the new fatality that's the first thing i ever looked up the way back machine is showing us the nuke gaming minute from 1996 this is what i went to and this was the fucking ziff davis ziff davis publishing company nice that's game now yep before everything zd net was already on it the uh space jam website is still in its current yes yes that that's legendary well you know because it's you know it's building up for the sequel i don't know anything older than nuke.com i i have a big memory for me it's beyond that is b it's just bbs world right in terms of shitholes like i have what whatever a decade ago more someone was just like there's this thing i was looking up it's it's
Starting point is 02:44:11 something like five chan three if i'd forge i don't know what it is and i was like and i asked them about what it was then they told me and i was like oh okay got it so that's it um how old is four chan uh fucking old i actually have no idea but i mean two channel was a thing before that two chans ancient so like i yeah going back to the japanese channel like two chans proper bris brias breed little internet one point uh okay um last question from so bud bore dare memory craired friends listening to the friendcast from the beginning i heard you i never heard you talk about the real video games movie dvd extras for example dreamworks produced animated sin bad legend of the seven seas movie had a game from about choosing paths
Starting point is 02:44:57 on a boat trying to get to the end of a rock maze but like on the dvd or on the dvd as an extra feature i love that who has the best extra feature dvd game you've ever played i've never played one i've never played one i remember i forget what dvd it was but i knew that there was a hidden game in it where there was like extra selections that were invisible so you had to go around secret menus secret menus yeah i remember one that was kind of a game i want to say was an animated movie but now i can't fucking remember the name of it but i remember going whoa cool and then that's it that's my experience starts and ends there you know what i'm gonna sidetrack this question adam have you ever played a dvd extra game oh wait you have
Starting point is 02:45:36 oh wow okay yeah okay um well i mean like i remember i remember there were like plenty for like disney or or kind of uh you know children's focused uh movies i remember there were some for the lanking the one that i will mention though which is like debatably a game um is uh for the special edition dvd of final destination three they had a choose your own adventure option on disc two yeah so like a david cage game whoa basically where you're just like choosing with the scenes would pause so they filmed some extra footage are you serious i'm not even kidding that's super and so um what was really funny about it like what i remember the most about it was just how despite them filming some extra footage to to try and um you know give you more to do
Starting point is 02:46:32 they also cut things in a really weird way where if you chose certain things it just would not make any sense so in the actual film uh two characters find out like okay death's coming to kill us blah blah blah and then they go over to meet the one guy who's like working out in a gym he's lifting a bunch of weights and then you see the cable of the weights you see like the the sword above and then slowly but surely every time he's lifting the weights i guess he's just so strong that the sword's you know almost uh you know it's like a decorative thing right it's slowly you can see it like shake and then uh by the end of the scene it's like okay it snaps through the cable and then as he does it it just like crushes his head in the choose your own adventure version if you just go
Starting point is 02:47:14 to to meet him first you see none of that foreshadowing and they literally just show up and he's like hey how are you doing and the weight like you see no reason no setup and so it's like okay this is this is funny i mean like thinking about those movies without the god camera that shows you set up oh yeah you would probably like that would they actually be probably hilarious five minute shorts of someone just going about their day and then something like it'd be like those foreign like workplace safety videos or can yeah yeah yeah yeah i think it was a german forklift one in particular but the lady on the ladder the canadian ones are also horrific yeah hey i've spilled my coffee oh that one's real bad i don't like it okay uh yeah that does it that's good hmm uh let plug your
Starting point is 02:48:06 shit adam let's get into the plugs plug it in plug it where do people look at you if you search up yms you'll find my channel it's called your movie sucks.org i also have a gaming channel it's called adam plays it's spelled a d u m p l a z or ze and uh i also do do music it's an unkindness recently blondie covered one of my songs on their new album that was really that's rad yeah it is pretty rad and uh the song's called fragments and uh the only stuff you're gonna find online currently is like demo material from 2010 but i'm working on an album right now filming a music video do that and uh can't i guess i can't think of anything else to put you also stream right well yeah i do a twitch same as my uh same as my gaming channel name a d u m p l a z so twitch.tv slash and if you want to
Starting point is 02:48:55 watch like the full streams not on twitch there's a side channel called adam plays throughs figure out how to spell that yourself okay but that general spelling sidebars yeah they're all in the sidebars if you look if you look on my yms channel you just scroll if you can find one look on the right hand side of the page you'll see all the channels i just listed three letters as people can do the the three yms yeah that's that's that's not the easiest thing to search google or youtube it'll be the first thing to show up so okay oh yeah sardana cast my podcast i almost forgot i do a podcast with i hate everything and Ralph the movie maker okay well yeah all your plugs sir you have to apologize to them later man we talk about movies you're like i also have an etsy channel
Starting point is 02:49:38 and you can buy things that i make i also do porn yeah you can check me out at porn maybe not fucks but it's f u x yeah a u d add some folks no it'd be your movie sucks but it'd be s u x yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just pornography they don't know how to spell that's why they're there not only a good slurp but the follow-up on it i appreciate that little tasting yep what's going on matt uh i'll just uh be posting a bit of i saw nathan copeland was going on i posted a bit i watched it to remind myself no more heroes to uh lp uh matt's desperate struggle that the part of that's gonna go up every day until it's done it's only like eight parts or whatever i will say i was talking this to someone yesterday like oh god i have to fight the final boss and no more heroes too
Starting point is 02:50:33 right yeah yeah yeah and when we did the original lp it's it's like it can go really well it can go really badly because he can one shot you if you're near an open window he can just drop kick you out and i killed his like spoilers i guess i killed his second form in about 15 seconds he just didn't do anything and i had one of the bursts so that when you fill up your meter and it just damaged him so fast and so hard than i've ever seen i was like that i'm that was the fight i'm done now you already did it wow it was it was it was amazing that it just went by fast because i was dreading it because like that fight is totally fine if that character was somewhere in the game nope not the final fight um the final fight it's at least such a bad tasting
Starting point is 02:51:20 so i want i i clicked on to to rewatch because i wanted to remember i'm like why'd what why did this bug me so much just besides like the detail of it where like he just tosses the chicks at you and i it's because i forgot the extra thing where like i just remember them being tossed and then like he slices and dodges or whatever but it's not that it's way worse it's like the two girls get hit onto his sword and then he has a dio joe tarot thing with them as the the layer in between and then they explode into parts and then he kicks their rolling afro heads away yeah and it like i was like oh that's why it's not a nice man massively uncomfortable yeah he's not a good guy yeah it's also because the first game the second game don't really have any other moment that's like there's
Starting point is 02:52:02 never anyone else in a room when you start a boss fight yeah you and the one boss the only thing i could think of is shinobu killing her classmates in the first and even then you never see it yeah but it's just super um like it that's that kratos shit feeling you know and i mean like that that kratos that's just oh kratos why you gotta be like that fuck yeah um but yeah so i'm gonna be posting that on uh math's flop house like every dan told us okay and that ridiculous voltabase intro uh in which you are fighting uh one hitomi tanaka aka hitomi j cup and then a nuke goes off it's just an explosion okay so that doesn't imply that you win no no because it's just modeled after the very first intro for normal heroes too where they just they didn't have the gameplay yet okay it was just
Starting point is 02:52:49 him fighting alice twilight and uh and then they just there's an explosion so that's not the result of like like no plus i couldn't beat her i couldn't beat her in mario card how am i gonna beat her in a fucking katana battle poke a titty and see if a nuke goes but i don't think it would all right uh balloons dude what up pad they're filled with sand jesus come on yeah come on get it together what up what up oh man i'm probably gonna stream something that i regret this week over at twitch.tv slash angriestpad i'll probably do some fucking stupid like stream fortnite or siege or some shit and then everyone who's waiting on the games that i'm actually playing and we'll go and then everyone out who dollars like those games will go just so bad i'll be like yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 02:53:31 yeah all right yeah that's over at yeah i don't twist i'm very angry there you go yeah uh and over on woolly versus i'm gonna continue that near specifically what about naruto man well alch is gonna get there um so i i did an equipment overhaul and shit's gonna be sounding and looking a lot better starting what's the difference um now i'm going 1080 60 and now i'm going proper like really clean audio as opposed because i switched up my mics so use these or use something else something else i have live mics um so yeah i was doing some experiments to see like how the quality difference would work out and i was impressed yeah if you get a good laugh yeah so um that works a bit better for my place and uh that that's going up uh more naruto uh as well and um that that playthrough
Starting point is 02:54:21 is not uh it's not finished going through um updates and revisions so um big big things big things come into to that too uh and i will say uh that work has started on kirby lore episode three oh jeez so i thought you'd be done by now there's a lot of games i don't do how much could there possibly be i i made i told you about the dark matter trilogy i told you that was a thing and i know that it upsets you to know that there's a thing called the dark matter trilogy in the world of kirby set myself up for these on purpose every time i know that that it's not what you expect and and want of this world but it's what the world is giving to you it's what you're being served kirby has more story to tell and i'm doing it while showing as little of kirby
Starting point is 02:55:13 as possible see that's who's not that so that people that way people won't be like driven away by kirby that pink fuckers barely any of those videos disperse to pig me yes easily forgettable that's over on woolly versus and up on the main channel as always is tokyo mirage sessions but we're like we we beat we beat the first form of the final boss but then don't even make guesses about where we're at has many other forms no i looked at that oh we don't have much left to go do you remember i don't i don't get story spoilers i just got like a gotcha okay at like one third of the way through the fucking game and on macron we were like oh yeah we're coming up on near the end no no woolly kept saying that because that's what the guide was inferring yeah there was
Starting point is 02:56:02 the pages were thinning out yeah um you guys have re5 going which is going great we have to shoot the black evil evil it's gonna be fun moderating everyone's discord to the next couple months what was it was it like footage of african genocide dot avi i think was the name of the file that was put up when this was first happening do you know what you don't know what i'm talking talking about oh wow i was not involved in this the pre pre um skin color adjustment patch trailer for re5 when it was just like big ol fucking chris i remember that shooting the hordes of darkness no you're saying that the capcom eternal file mode i'm saying that someone took that trailer yeah renamed it to uh uh footage of african genocide dot avi and sent that around
Starting point is 02:57:04 and on uploaded to various like black community groups and whatnot and that's where that first like outrage sparked from because that's what it was called and then they went please sprinkle in so that you're gonna look at a horde of people in africa that are zombies but every once in a while there's a little white guy and then it was like now it's like 50 of it and now he's got a black sidekick so great game it is pretty good yeah i was saying that someone looked looked through directories of capcom files and their first re5 trailer was called was called that no i i remember i remember because i remember the controversy happening but this is the first time but this is the first time when um through family and friends on like my church like past side really
Starting point is 02:57:58 i heard about it there okay and when it came around through the other side that's what the file was called that's funny yeah yeah man me and madder having tons of fun dodging machetes dodging spears and dodging all sorts of fun language that we almost say but don't nice um yeah i appreciate i appreciate a good racial drift um what it's really it's really unfortunate that the primary mutant force in that game is literally black evil it's it's black evil black who's sheva who's sheva sheva your sheva be anyone but sheva okay you get to say it i'm giving you permission you're not the lord of it though no you're a good one and you gotta shoot the bad ones natives i mean people in the area hi welcome to the fantastic what's up man this is
Starting point is 02:58:58 how we do it oh yeah that's one of those uh we'll see you guys next week see you guys everyone peace oh That's free, down the floor, ah, I've been looking for a place, but that's not what I'm looking for you

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