Cautionary Tales with Tim Harford - Blood and Gold (with Dan Snow)
Episode Date: April 23, 2024Bonus: When Spanish conquistadors arrived in Peru in 1526, it was the beginning of the end for the Inca. Their bloody pursuit of gold, fame and fortune was rife with treachery and deceit. Within a few... short years, the once-thriving Inca empire had been decimated. Tim Harford is joined by Dan Snow for a special crossover episode of Cautionary Tales and Dan Snow's History Hit. Tim and Dan first recap the spectacular defeat of the French knights at the Battle of Crécy in 1346, and then draw surprising parallels with the fall of the Inca Empire two centuries later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm Tim Harford.
And I'm Dan Snow.
And this is a crossover episode of my podcast, Cautionary Tales.
And my podcast, Dan Snow's History, and I am absolutely delighted to be sitting here
in this little booth with you, Tim, because Cautionary Tales is all about...
It's very snug isn't it?
It's very snug and we've both got long legs and what I love is, as a big fan of Cautionary
Tales, it's all about disaster which makes for great content as we know but also things
you can learn a huge amount about.
Human error, catastrophe, through time, through history and I reached out to you as our American
cousins say because I've got a story for you.
I've just returned from a trip to Peru and there's
an extraordinary tale about an Incan Emperor, a Spanish conquistador and
ruinous miscalculation. All about ruinous miscalculations on cautionary tales.
And with absolutely gigantic consequences which is the best kind of
cautionary tale of the many I've listened to. But first Tim, the deal is you've got a story for me. I need something from you, buddy.
I have got a story for you and it's a story we've told before in Cautionary Tales, but
I wanted to get your perspective on it. As a brilliant historian and explainer of history,
we are going to go back to northern France in 1346 where a motley band of English invaders is about to go toe to toe with King
Philip's unparalleled killing machine.
So string your bows and strap into your armour folks, it's going to be a good one. We're in the 14th century and the Capetian miracle has petered out. Tim, do you know
about the Capetian miracle?
I feel I'm about to be told about the Capetian miracle, Dan.
Brilliant! Yes, you are. The Capetian dynasty are the ruling family of France and they are
kind of almost unique in European history by successfully going father to son, producing
a faintly competent male heir in every generation.
Which is obviously the only way you could possibly choose a new leader, right?
Obviously, no one doubts that. Primogeniture, of course, any other systems are madness.
The House of Capet goes from strength to strength. From the very late 10th century, so the kind
of 980s, all the way down to the early 14th century, father to son. You know, you could
contrast that if you like
with Edward Confessor 1066, dying without heirs.
Henry I doesn't have any sons,
there's a civil war that follows.
There is a problem with sonlessness
in these kind of medieval dynasties.
And the completion miracle peters out
as three hail and hearty sons of King Philip IV die,
one after the other, bang, bang, bang,
and one of their sons as well.
So you just get this complete exterminating event in the royal house of
France and guess who on paper is the closest male heir to that last king?
King of England.
Shockingly, the King of England. It's Edward III and it's this extraordinary thing, the
English and French, we like to say with the sort of greatest enemies, but our histories,
our stories, our lineages are totally intertwined with each
other and it's a great example.
Edward III's mother, famous from the film Braveheart.
Famous documentary.
You weren't expecting that.
Listen, Tim was not expecting that one.
Anyway, she's a princess of France, married to Edward II.
So Edward III inherits royal blood via his French mother.
And he forms the opinion that he, in fact fact is the rightful heir to the French throne.
He argues that the French crown can pass through the female, very progressive,
and it was the opinion of his cousins in France that it could not, and they had to get,
they went back a bit further to trace their link to the throne. So you get the two houses of
Plantagenet and Valois are both fighting now for the French crown. It becomes
known as the Hundred Years War.
What do you think's going on here? These two families about to thrust their respective
nations into generations of warfare.
There's uncertainty. It's unclear who is the leader. The moment you have uncertainty, you
have something to fight over. As long as it's clear who is the boss, who is the king, there's no reason to go to war.
The whole thing is just caused by a lack of succession planning, as we might say in the
21st century.
But because of that, Edward III brings his force over to France and starts rampaging
around causing trouble and basically trying to prove that Philippe of Valois is incapable of being the King of
France because he can't protect his own subjects.
It's like William the Conqueror landing in Britain and laying waste to parts of Sussex
very deliberately. It's about delegitimising that the King, you're saying A, he shouldn't
be on the throne, he's not legitimate, and B, by the way, he's also useless. And it strikes
me that that is a kind of twin-track approach, isn't it?
It is. Now, one thing I was curious about is why it took the French so long to respond.
Edward and his fairly small army is just laying waste to French cities,
raping and pillaging and the French don't respond for a while.
In this medieval period you can't really afford to keep men in the field but most importantly
Edward III had won a crushing naval victory
at the start of the Hundred Years' War.
And so you've got a flexibility conferred by having naval superiority.
So you can land in Normandy, you can land in the Paddecale, you can land in Brittany.
It doesn't make sense trying to gather up a huge army
and keep them all in one place.
A, they're going to get sick, they're going to eat up supplies.
That's just not how armies work.
You have to get aristocrats from around the country to bring levies with them.
It's got a slow process
Not one that lends itself to all right mate you sit there on the beach for the next two years and wait for Edward Plantagenet
What they're doing is they a bit like Xerxes against Alexander the Great you wait until you build up an almost overwhelming force
Yes, it's certainly vastly outnumbers the English eventually Tim
What happens because the Battle of Cressy it seems like the French are sort of at the end of a long day's march. They didn't need to fight a battle at all.
It's quite extraordinary. So the English are outnumbered and they're far from home. The
English do have this one advantage, which is they choose the battlefield. It is a gently
sloping hill with a windmill at the top and Edward III takes up position in the windmill
so he can look over the battlefield.
They have thousands and thousands of longboatmen as well as knights. The English longboatmen have plenty of time to dig in.
They reinforce their position and they just sit there,
I don't know, eating their pork pie or whatever it is and waiting for the French to show up.
And the French army, which is probably three times bigger, many more knights,
shows up as the sun is setting behind the
windmill. And one of King Philip's advisors says, let's not attack now. There's no hurry.
We will be charging into the setting sun. We haven't prepared. Let's all pray and feast.
And with God's blessing, we will attack in the morning. Which would have been very good advice to take.
And Philip tries to take it.
He orders his army to stop, and they don't stop.
And that was the first phenomenon that I wanted to explore in Cautionary Tales,
because why didn't they stop?
It wasn't so much that they directly disobeyed him,
it was an emergent phenomenon.
Basically what was happening is that the men at the back
didn't want to stop until they had reached the front.
They didn't want to be accused of cowardice.
And the men at the front didn't want the men at the back
to catch up with them.
They didn't want to be accused of dawdling themselves.
There's this sort of pressure where nobody wants
to disobey Philip, but at the same time,
they're not stopping until they're in the front rank.
And if the whole army isn't stopping until everyone's in the front rank, the whole army
isn't stopping. And what happens is as the sun is setting, the advance ranks of the French
forces arrive at the bottom of this hill, milling around in full view of the slightly
bemused English archers who were standing there going, what are they doing? At which
point King Philip decides, look, we're kind of committed now, we're here.
We have to attack.
And that's really where the French troubles begin.
They are a bunch of lusty, praise-hungry,
wealth-hungry, egotistical, insecure young men.
They know the easiest thing to be doing
is charge at the enemy,
because then no one could doubt their manliness
and their courage and everything like that,
and they want to win glory.
And actually what great commanders are able to do, and great systems, great cultures are
able to get them to subordinate that urge and do exactly what they're told.
And you see time and again, whether it's Sparta, whether it's Oliver Cromwell's Roundheads,
whether it's Genghis Khan's Mongols, it's the troops who subordinate that might not
make sense to them on the ground.
The enemy's right ahead of me and they're running away.
Come on, what's going on?
But you have to assume the generals got a better intelligence picture of the battlefield
room and the theatre of war.
And this is the problem with medieval armies is there just isn't that culture.
I mean there's an economic side to this, which is that your shock troops, the most important
weapon in a medieval battle is your fully armoured knights.
And they're also the richest people on the battlefield.
They're the richest people in your country. So how do you get the richest
people in your country to put themselves absolutely on the front line? It's a bit
of a problem. You need them because no one else can afford the armour.
And critically you can't afford it. So you can't have a big Central State like the
Roman Empire or the British Empire going, right everyone you're all gonna be
armed with the same kit, do the same job and do what you're told.
So they have autonomy and you need to give them an incentive to take risks and that incentive
comes from culture which is a culture where these men they would rather die than be accused
of cowardice. Which is great if you want people to fight bravely but not necessarily great
if you want people to just hang back and wait till tomorrow.
Your primary objective probably is not that of the King of France. Your objective is I
want to win honour and fame and be the subject of praise poetry. That's not a great way to
organise an army.
I mean we should be fair and say that it's worked fine up until this point and this battle
is the moment where the English find the weak point of the French military tactics and the French military equipment.
So speaking of tactics and equipment economics, you are the man to talk about the longbow.
Bows made of yew, not peculiar to England and Wales, but really adopted by the English and Welsh in this period.
Is that also a reflection of culture and the economy? Do you think, or was it just luck?
Definitely not luck. The French don't take the missile weapons seriously. They have Genoese
mercenaries with very powerful crossbows who they don't really understand and they don't
respect the archer. The funny thing is the English felt the same way. So the English
used to sing songs about how the archer was a coward who dared not come close to his foe.
And Edward III deliberately set out to change the culture. He decided he was
going to build his army around this longbow, potentially a very powerful
weapon, but you need to be very skilled. So how do you get so many skilled
longbowmen? He made it compulsory to practice archery for two hours after
church on Sunday. Band football for that period? Yes, if you're really saying no
archery is more important than football, you are making
a very, very strong statement to the English and the Welsh. And so over the course of years,
it becomes clear that the longbow is very important, that the longbowman is to be respected,
even though he is not a noble, not a knight, but is a very important part of the army.
And so you have a large, respected and very skilled force of longbowmen who are
deployed at Crecy. And these can shoot 15 arrows every minute. I have not been able to achieve that
rate of shooting. But they... Have you practiced for two hours after church? I have not. So this
is the setup. The English longbowmen are uphill, so they've got an extra range advantage, they're dug in. Philip sends the
Genoese crossbowmen out to fight. Just take out those English longbowmen and then we'll
charge. The crossbowmen were supposed to be equipped with this huge shield with a spike
in the bottom. They would carry the shield out onto the battlefield and ram the spike
into the soft earth and crouch behind the shield while loading the crossbow.
Because the crossbow is a very powerful weapon, very sophisticated weapon, much feared, but
slow to reload and ideally you reload it with your foot because that gives you the force.
And you're quite vulnerable, aren't you?
You're quite vulnerable, but not if you're behind your big shield.
Well, remember the French army arrived on the battlefield in some disarray with a bit
of a pile up and the shields are back in the baggage train.
These mercenaries, they must have been furious.
They've been marching all day next to these French knights who were in the saddle.
They're tired, they're hungry.
Now they're sent into battle and they don't even have their shields.
So they march uphill to try to take out the English longbowmen, and then there's a bit
of luck for the English.
It's a sudden rain shower. The English longbow is very easy to unstring so they quickly unstring it. They
keep the strings under their hats. Keep it under your hat. The more sophisticated, more complex
crossbow you can't do that so the Genoese crossbowmen, their strings get wet which makes
them looser and reduces the range. They're marching uphill. The hill is now a bit soft
because of all that sudden downpour and maybe they're a little shy to get too
close to the archers who have that height advantage. They stop, they fire
their first volley and fall slightly short and there is not a second volley.
No, because the English start shooting their longbows and at quite a long range
as well.
Yeah, they just rain down these arrows. They're able to fire with tremendous rapidity.
And the crossbowmen who don't have their shields, they just break and run. They've never seen anything like this.
They're running back down the hill.
And then some reports claim that King Philip was so contemptuous of the crossbowmen,
a powerful force who he misused completely.
He was so contemptuous of them that he ordered his knights to just charge straight through them,
hack them down if they got in the way, and attack the English.
Just engage the enemy.
Yeah, did not go well.
It's interesting, isn't it, through history, the sort of lack of respect the existing hierarchies have for kind of new technology new ways of doing things
I'm a reminder British Admiral who who went to an early demonstration of submarines and he sputtered that it was underhand
unfair and damn done English. It's strange how
Blind we can be to engaging with and using this new technology
But they're also not very interested in the English longbowmen who are mostly on their
flanks. They want to make contact with the English knights because there's no honour
in cutting down a bunch of peasants charged for the English knights. So they just ignore
the longbowmen who are raining down these arrows from a defended position from either
side and in front. And remember the ground
is soft, it's uphill, you've got several thousand Genoese crossbowmen trying to get
off the battlefield and the horses are dying under this rain of arrows. So the charge just
breaks down in disorder. It's not that thousands of French knights are killed, but just that
they cannot sustain the momentum. And the few that reach the English lines are thrown back
and they have to withdraw in disorder and put themselves together and they decide what to do
next. It's so interesting you say that and how people, especially as officers, especially the
members of the elite, how they want to go to war. I'm reminded of the Spanish Armada when the British
ships developed this idea of cannons staying off Spanish ships and just blasting with cannon. Not very gentlemanly really. I remember reading
about one Spanish officer who would shout, stood in the rigging, shout, branching his
sword and shouting at the English calling them Lutheran hens because they didn't come
alongside and fight as you should hand to hand on each other's quarter decks.
Yeah, until he got a cannonball to the face presumably.
Exactly, presumably. So in the same way, you know, early cavalrymen didn't want to go and fight in tanks.
Like, no, it's not what I signed up for, it's not what my dad did, it's not what my older
brothers have done.
So your point there is so fascinating.
By the way, if people are interested, there was also a cautionary tales about how the
British army invented Blitzkrieg and then forgot all about it.
Tim, as with most of my content, it's stolen from stuff that you've done previously.
I just go through your back.cutter resplicing it.
So Tim, the first charge gets thrown back and then begins this absolute killing field.
Longbow arrows raining down, repeated French charges, chaos.
Because the French do it again and again and again and again and again and again.
And the same thing happens every time. It's just getting more and more difficult.
The battlefield is getting muddier and muddier.
The stories of French knights drowning in their own helmets.
Every time they try to do it, there's more dead men
and more dead horses on the battlefield.
And they're not really reaching the English.
I mean, occasionally there is a bit of a skirmish.
But fundamentally, they're thrown back every single time.
And every single time, with tremendous skill,
they wheel around at the bottom of the battlefield. It's getting and darker they think well what should we do let's do it
again. But I bet that also that bit's important I bet it's not the king going right everybody
I bet it's just sort of individual nobles going on my honor follow me and then it's sort of that
that kind of chaotic crumbling frontier I do. There's one famous example which is the blind
king John he's about 50 he's lost his sight about 10 years previously and
He asks to be led into battle even though he can't see which I think is a fantastic illustration of both the courage the
Heroism and that's just the stupid futility of it because of course it blind King John of Bohemia is
Immediately killed and then of course everyone sings songs about what a great hero he was. But there we go. That's the French approach all summed up.
And you can imagine him going forward with his little bodyguard and then other people
think, oh there's something else going on. They join and then everyone's like, oh we're
going up again.
I mean it seems so stupid to us but this is where I got very interested in cautionary
tales about what is going on. This is the French military culture of the time. What
does it even mean to have a culture? And of all places, I found an explanation in the Harvard Business Review, all about
corporate culture and how it worked. And one of the things they said in this article, that
culture is a thing that you have in common with other people. It's everywhere in a way
that it means that you don't necessarily see it. And it's not articulated, it's implicit rather than explicit.
It wasn't that the French knights came up with the wrong answers, it's that they didn't
even ask the questions. Why are we doing this? Why don't we just wait till morning, the English
are completely outnumbered, we're in France, we're surrounded by friendly territory, let's
wait till dawn
and have another go, or maybe even just dismount and walk up there. We could walk up there
and kill them. We've got such numerical superiority, but no, we have to ride, we have to charge.
And because of their culture, which had served them very well up to that point, they weren't
even able to ask those questions, let alone come up with the answers. It's extraordinary.
But the English are unable to turn this sort of battlefield advantage,
so this tactical success, they're unable to win.
Edward III never becomes king of France.
He strolls off to Calais, which the English then hold for many, many decades afterwards,
but they don't hold much else.
I mean, the battle is a catastrophe for many, many decades afterwards, but they don't hold much else. I mean, the battle
is a catastrophe for France, even if it's not a particular triumph for the English,
because so many French nobles die on this battlefield.
It was a hundred years' war. Ultimately, the English do lose that war, and the French
do adapt. Their culture changes. They adopt gunpowder weapons a lot more. So perhaps crushing
defeat is where culture starts to change.
Culture can change and it often changes with learning from your mistakes, but it takes
time.
Tim, a man who's never made any mistakes.
Thank you very much.
Well, Dan, this was such fun.
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and Dan Snow will be telling me another cautionary tale about another mighty power that failed to comprehend its opponent.
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We're back. I am sitting here with Dan Snow, the historian, the host of Dan Snow's history
hit. Now, Dan, when Spanish conquistadors arrived in Peru in 1526, it was the beginning of the
end for the Inca, as you well know. A bloody pursuit of gold, fame and fortune was rife
with treachery and deceit, and within a few short years, the once-thriving Incan empire
had been decimated.
Now Dan, you've recently returned from a research trip to Machu Picchu
in Peru. Where should we start? Shall we start with the man at the helm of this brutal invasion,
Francisco Pizarro?
Well, it's just a remarkable figure. In fact, we could go back even further because actually
the conquistadors might have arrived in Peru, but their diseases had arrived earlier. And
I think that forms the absolute foundation for everything we're talking about here. It's now thought
that something like nine out of ten indigenous Americans, so that's people from North and
South America and the Caribbean, they succumb to European diseases, smallpox, typhus, in
the century or a couple of centuries after Christopher Columbus arrived. Yeah so Columbus arrived in 1492, we're now talking about 1526, so it's only been 30 odd years.
But the disease have traveled faster than the Spanish as you can imagine from person to person.
And we've had an illustration of how quickly that can happen.
We certainly have and the Spanish obviously the first is a little toehold in the Caribbean, and then it's several islands, and then famously, you get Cortes, who goes to Mexico
and topples the Aztec Empire at the beginning of the 16th century.
And so the Spanish tentacles are now extending out into the so-called New World.
And Peru is a little bit later than that.
So tell me, Francisco Pizarro, who was he? Pizarro, well he's the kind of man that you'd expect to rise at a time of upheaval.
That change represents huge opportunity to people like him who are ambitious.
He was born in 1478, we think he was illegitimate.
She was born to a woman of very humble birth, he's described as a swineherd.
And he's a man who therefore has got very little to
lose, he seeks opportunity. If you're a settled aristocrat, if you're the Duke of Medina-Sedonia,
you don't tend to take your life in your hands, cross the Atlantic and try and hack out a
life in the New World. And so he goes with a bunch of other adventurers really. Hard
men, ambitious, nothing to lose, nothing to go back for.
And he's not an official representative of the Spanish Crown, but he sort of has permission Hard men, ambitious, nothing to lose, nothing to go back for.
And he's not an official representative of the Spanish Crown, but he sort of has permission
to go and have a crack, doesn't he?
Yes, Spanish colonialism, even the Spanish state can't often afford, we're going to raise
an army of 10,000 men and a fleet of ships and send them all under our chosen officers
and everything will be done according to Spanish law. So you send out these ruffians and if they're successful, the state will kind of backfill
it and move in afterwards.
And if they disappear into the wilderness, the jungles of Central America, you go, well,
no great loss.
And so he and his brothers put together, he goes on one of the first expeditions across
the isthmus of Panama in 1502.
And by the 1520s, he's wealthy enough, he's got enough of a reputation to gather a little band of followers.
I mean it's not unlike the Vikings you could say.
He's got fewer than 200 hasn't he?
Yeah, these are war bands. They're setting out from secure bases on islands in Central America and other places
and they're just seeing what they see.
But he has his sights set on a treasure city.
Yes, there's rumours of a city of gold in what we now call Peru.
Peru we should say for people who don't have the Atlas to mind is on the Pacific coast. a treasure city. So what was the idea? Rumours. There's rumours of a city of gold in what we now call Peru.
Peru, we should say, for people who don't have the atlas to mind, is on the Pacific
coast. It's on the west side of South America.
You've got it. The Spanish have established another place like Colombia in the Gulf of
Mexico. You go across the isthmus and then you start looking down that west coast of
South America at the spine of the Andes. And there were rumours. There were rumours because
there was a huge amount of trade and exchange in this period before the Europeans arrived and there were rumours
of a glittering civilisation with lots of gold and lots of silver.
And the Inca civilisation is indeed enormously impressive.
And it was enormously impressive, enormously sophisticated but critically not only are
they in the process of undergoing this extraordinary mortality event, the Inca Emperor for example dies and his two sons are then thrown into civil war against each other.
There's another succession crisis.
It's a big succession crisis and so these two sons are fighting and
suddenly these Europeans appear on the northern edge of the Empire. A tiny little
band of soldiers, they can't do that much harm but the Empire is in absolute
is wrestling with disease.
Millions of people I think.
Millions of people I think.
Largest empire in the history of the Americas before the arrival of the Europeans, so stretching
from parts of Colombia, southern Colombia down to Argentina and Chile. A remarkable empire,
extraordinary road network, no written language, but you must have done something on this too.
No written language, no. Well actually I studied at a primary school, I found it fascinating.
But also no horses. So it's an enormous civilization, it's a very sophisticated civilization but
they're in crisis. They're losing tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of
people to smallpox. They are in the middle of a civil war and Pizarro shows up.
Pizarro shows up, they've got other problems, which is they're enormous sophisticated, but they lack gunpowder weapons.
They lack horses. They lack beasts of burden.
The biggest domesticatable animal in South America is a llama.
And a llama cannot carry nearly as much weight as a horse.
They have no wheel of transport.
That's what's so fascinating and mind-blowing about this place.
They're capable of building fortresses, enormous rocks, enormous stones, which made the Spanish believe when they first set eyes upon them
they were the work of angels. But pertinent to what you like talking about, they also
have a cultural problem. Their way of making war appears to be very different to the European
way of making war. And that is essential to the story that comes next.
Yeah. So Atohulpur, the ruler of the Inca Empire, he decides he's going to meet Pizarro. And I love the way
that you told the story in your podcast of Atahulpa showing up with his bodyguards and
with his vast army and with his enormous display of wealth. Well, as I said, with the French
knights, it wasn't that he came up with the wrong answer. It's that there were certain
questions that he didn't even ask about what Pizarro might do. So what did Pizarro do?
It didn't occur to him. His own subjects were not allowed to look him in the eye. He was
the ruler of a vast empire. He was a divine figure really. It didn't occur to him that
this ragged, sunburnt joker with a couple of hundred men behind him would do something
as audacious as what in fact Pizarro does. You're meant to have a parley.
There's meant to be a sort of discussion, a meeting, a sort of a diplomatic moment.
And Pizarro just breaks all the rules.
And as Atualpa and as Pizarro are sort of about to meet in this town square,
Pizarro has secreted away all his horses and men, and they all jump out, ambush,
terrified. If you've never seen horses before, it's fought against horses, gunpowder weapons.
They're terrifying anyway, even if you do know what they look like.
My kids love riding them and they scare me to death.
Terrifying war horses charging through these narrow streets.
And there's this moment of extraordinary chaos and in that there is opportunity.
And Pizarro physically grabs the Sapa Inca, grabs Atualpa, slaughters his men.
He's decapitated. This mighty empire
is like the northern barbarians seizing the Emperor Augustus upon landing in Rome and
holding him to ransom.
For the way, I feel that if that happened to the Romans, if the emperor was taken prisoner,
somebody else would be in charge. And the problem, perhaps because of the civil war
or perhaps because such a occurrence had never struck them as possible,
there's no chain of command. It's not clear who's now in charge or what they should do.
A little bit like Stalin's approach to government. The power is concentrated remarkably in this one
person. And this one person is now a hostage of Pissarro. This one person is now hostage of Pissarro.
And it fragments the empire. So some of these northern groups take the opportunity to establish
a bit more autonomy, a bit more independence, and they kind of join Pizarro and say, yeah, we didn't like the Inca anyway. And some notables
within the empire kind of go over to Pizarro thinking, oh, I can use these Spanish classic,
my name is enemies, my friend. They don't understand the existential threat that Pizarro represents.
Because they think it's just 180 guys and a few horses.
A bunch of guys, yeah.
We can get rid of them, eventually we can pay them off.
They don't realise that there are just a bunch of guys. We can get rid of them and pay them off.
They don't realise that there are just cities bursting with Europeans.
The demographics is all wrong for this.
They're able to transport across the Atlantic, they're able to arrive in greater and greater
numbers, they're able to supply gunpowder, weapons, horses at a level required to topple
the empire.
The Inca and the peoples of the Inca empire can't get their heads around the nature of
this challenge.
Yes. We should talk about what happens to Atahubo himself, which is rather sad.
Well, it's very sad. And he realizes that the Spanish are obsessed with gold. And gold
doesn't really have a monetary value in the Inca Empire. Gold is a sort of sacred material.
It's a symbolic representation of the sun, of divinity. And Coricancha in Cusco, the Inca capital,
the temple of gold. The walls were sort of coated with gold and there was lots of golden
ornamentation in it. And he offers it all to the Spanish and he says, if I fill this
room full of gold, will you let me go? And it's estimated to be sort of $300 million
or something in today's money, but it's a vast amount of gold and silver from around
the empire.
He says, yeah, deal.
He says, deal. Of course, he says, yeah, deal. He says, deal.
Of course he says, yeah, deal, mate.
Yeah, brilliant.
No, he's full well.
He can't release the Inca emperor overnight.
You know, Pizarro becomes one of the richest men in the world.
And again, they misunderstand in the Inca world, lots of warfare and lots of conflict
is about capture and about the obligations of the captor and the captured and giving
your word.
And then the Inca would often expand their empire.
There was capture notables. The notables would swear allegiance and there would be
an exchange of kind of divine gifts and things. And then the Inca would be happy for that
arrangement to exist. I mean, there was no sense in which you needed to exterminate your
enemy, which is what the Europeans are so good at. And so Atualpa, despite having given
a Pizarro all this gold, he is tried.
He's put on trial for treason for Spanish king, which is remarkable. He's sentenced
to being burnt. He asks Pizarro for mercy. He says, please don't burn me. In the afterlife
of the Inca, require mummification take place. Pizarro relents, says fine. He garrots him.
Then he burns the corpse anyway.
Just in case there was any doubt that Pizarro was not a nice man.
No, he's a horrible person in many ways, very effective unfortunately in this example.
In 1533, there's this moment, actually a lot of people think that was the great moment,
and it was all Spanish conquered after that.
In 1533, there's a really interesting moment where Pizarro moves south with these indigenous
allies at this point, people who see an advantage
at the end of the Inca.
And they capture Cusco, the Inca capital.
And then, fascinatingly, there is a battle.
The Inca do seem to get their heads
around what is happening here.
And despite succession crisis, disease,
fragmenting of their empire, they do assemble a huge force.
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People have focused traditionally on Pizarro, Sisiato, Alpa, but I think this is really
the most exciting and interesting moment.
And it's this battle for Cusco.
And it's still a very small number of Europeans.
They've got indigenous allies.
They've got horses and guns. But importantly, again, for your listeners, they've got a culture of warfare
that is just fundamentally different. I'm minded also of the Comanche in North America.
You think about moments in North America where indigenous Americans, they enjoy spectacular
success over British, Spanish colonial forces. They kind of enjoy their success, own the
battlefield, take home some slaves and go and celebrate and all disperse their communities. What they
don't do is what modern proto-industrial European armies are capable of doing, which is immediately
march where the center of gravity of your enemy is and slaughter everybody. And so their
fields was salt. We've won a big battle. We've won this battle on the Molongahela River.
We've won this battle here. Celebrate. It. Great. And yet Europeans, they come back again and again and again and
again. Unless you kind of march on Albany, murder everyone there and then march on New
York, you cannot drive the English out of New England, for example, and New York. So
in the same way here, the Inca do get to the point, they build up this big army, but then
to our eyes, they're just very, very poor and they're used to it.
What they need to do is just get into Cusco and attack Pizarro and his band of ruffians until they are all dead.
Because it's thousands and thousands.
Hundreds, we think it's a hundred thousand.
A hundred thousand against a few hundred.
A few hundred, we have got indigenous allies and they are important, but in terms of the Europeans, we think it's just a few hundred still but but again there's no sense of the magnitude of what is about
to happen to them if Europeans gain a toehold in this part of the Americas
there are ships of reinforcements and priests and engineers and soldiers and
settlers who are about to arrive rather than so rather than do you're charging
into Cuzco and going house to house yeah well I'm sounding rather bloodthirsty here
I'm I think bloodthirsty here.
That's what the Europeans would have done if the tables were turned.
They don't do that.
They do that.
They spend a lot of time in religious observances.
They know a hopeless situation when they see what they think they do and expect Pissarro
to come out and say, you're right lads, I submit to you, we're going to go through a
kind of formal process of submission and that's going to confer obligations on me.
This is how they would
traditionally do things. They don't realize that Pizarro is going to fight the last man and the
last bullet and then he's going to counter-attack them and then when they knock him down he's going
to get up and fight again. That's just not what they're expecting. But by this stage in fact,
so when February 1536 and Pizarro, Francisco Pizarro, he's left it to his brothers,
Hernando, Gonzalo and Juan.
So they're in charge of the defence of Cusco.
There is an attack into Cusco and there is some house to house fighting.
And their army's massive European observer said it was like a carpet of black
on the hills around Cusco during the day and at night it was like a starry sky
from all the campfires. They enjoy enormous advantages.
But then critically, the Inca, they've wasted time. And it means that Pizarro's brother Juan is able to use that time.
He's able to launch this extraordinary counter-attack. You never do this if
you're wildly outnumbered in a terrible position. The Inca would never expect
this. He launches his cavalry. They break out so the Inca go, well the cavalry of
all treated they've disappeared. But he circles them round and they attack the
Spanish citadel on the hilltop above Cusco.
This beautiful, stunning hilltop, giant walls, hugely powerful position.
And the Spanish, to the absolute consternation of the Inca, launch an attack on this strong
point.
Not unlike Blitzkrieg that you've mentioned earlier, the Spanish are very good at identifying
the centre of gravity, the cerebral cortex of the enemy and just trying to kill it repeatedly. And the Inca have
just got no way of comprehending this, no way of dealing with it. And the Spanish have these
technological advantages as well. And so there's this huge battle that takes place in the hills
above Cusco and Juan Pizarro at this point is mortally wounded. He gets smashed in the head
with a stone from a slinger. But the Spanish achieve enough of a victory for the Inca to kind of withdraw and think again.
Sometimes you don't know you're in an existential fight and if you knew you were in one you
would act a bit differently. So the Inca instead they kind of withdraw and think about how
they're going to do it. But by withdrawing it helps further fragments their coalition,
it further encourages the Spanish and their indigenous allies, you're
ceding the battlefield to the Spanish and of course what they should do is throw every
last man, every last stone, every last weapon club at the Spanish but they don't do that.
Yeah, culture I think is fascinating. We don't know what we don't know, we don't discuss
what it never occurred to us to discuss. In the cautionary tale about the Battle of Cressy, I reflected on my own profession, journalism, and I saw a wonderful talk, at least I thought
it was wonderful at the time, by the editor-in-chief of the Washington Post, Marty Barron, who's
this great, great figure in journalism. This is a few years ago, and he was reflecting
on the fact that Trump was portraying the media as the enemies of the people, that the newspaper's business model was in absolute crisis because of social media
and Craigslist, so they were losing money. Many of the American people just
thought that newspapers such as the Washington Post were fake news, so
nobody believes them. They're the enemies of the government and they're losing a
massive amount of money. Brilliant diagnosis. It is brilliant diagnosis. What do we do?
And Marty Barron said we need to do our job. Back to basics, he cited the and they're losing a massive amount of money. Brilliant diagnosis. It is brilliant diagnosis. What do we do?
And Marty Barron said we need to do our job.
Back to basics, he cited the Washington Post principles from the 1930s.
And at the time I thought, yes, stand up for traditional journalism.
It was only afterwards.
I thought, this is like the Inca.
This is like the French Knights.
You are about to be wiped out.
And what is your response? Do exactly what we've
been doing up till now that has brought us to this moment of crisis. Do it again. And
so I think the important message is it's not just about some medieval knights in armour,
it's not just about this amazing culture from South America from centuries ago, it's about
the way that we all have our blind spots to do with the culture in which we're raised.
Yes, I'm just really struck.
And particularly as I get older, I realise that the conservatism that can creep up on you,
small c, in middle and older age,
and sometimes in the face of a changing world,
if you're a world-one general, if you are a German senior officer in the Luftwaffe during the Battle of Britain,
if you're a Japanese admiral, you have lived your whole life living and breathing an institution, its value absorbing
its culture, propagating its culture. That the idea of dismissing that feels, well feels
literally revolutionary. And the extent to which people would almost rather be defeated. They would almost rather die on the battlefield
than change. And it's easy to laugh at that when you're a young history student,
but the older I get the more I think well maybe that's me as well.
I've been speaking to Dan Snow. Dan is the host, the creator of Dan Snow's History Hit. That is
an amazing show available wherever
you get your podcasts. Dan's recently made a fantastic four-part series on the Inca,
which you can find by searching Dan Snow's History Hit Machu Picchu. We'll be back again
with another Cautionary Tales on our regular schedule. Really all that it falls to me to
say is Dan, thank you so much for joining us on Cautionary Tales. As a long time fan, it's a huge honour, thank you very much.
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