Chapo Trap House - 1035 - Sozzled Plonkers feat. Libby Watson (5/11/26)

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

Libby Watson of What’s All This Then? returns to the show to talk about the tragic downfall of Our Keir, whose Labour Party lost massively in recent local elections. We also talk about a golden statue of Trump built by Hasidic ultra-Orthodox Jews and the UK Parliament’s (reported) drinking problem. Finally, we have a Chapo reading series double feature: Richard Dawkins thinks Claude is real and a babe, and Megan McArdle wants to heal the nation with memes. Check out What’s All This Then? https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whats-all-this-then-with-charlotte-mcdonnell-and/id1812045307 And catch her streams at: https://www.twitch.tv/libtron

Hello again, friends. It's Monday, May 11th, and we've got some shopper for you. In today's episode, Felix and I are once again joined by our old pal and the host of, what's all this then? Libby Watson. Libby, welcome back. Thank you so much. I should be saying it like that every time we say the name of the podcast. I'm not. I should be doing that for sure. Well, we obviously, there was just an election in the UK, and we will be asking you, what's all this, then? But, you know, there's obviously some politics talk about it in this country. We got a reading series for us today. But I would like to begin today's episode with my personal favorite news story of the last week. And I'm talking about the golden calf. Folks, they finally did it. They turned Donald Trump into a golden idol. And, you know, I, the, Bible is pretty clear on this, but I want to make clear, the sponsors of the golden calf have made it clear that this is not a golden calf. And I would just like to read the, actually, Horat's the Israeli newspaper, wrote this story

up and I think it's great. I just want to read a little from this. As a giant gold statue of U.S. President Donald Trump was unveiled in Florida last week, a group of Hasidic ultra-Orthodox Jews joined the ribbon-cutting ceremony, while Trump personally thanked them for their contribution during. a phone call documented at the event. The 6.7 meter statue, which is 22 feet tall, was installed at the Trump Dural, Miami, a golf resort in Doral, South Florida, and received widespread ridicule on X for resembling

a modern-day golden cap. The towering statue depicts Trump standing with his fist clenched in the air in a pose resembling the moment after the assassination attempt against him in Butler, Pennsylvania. The fact that there is an ultra-Orthodox Jewish sect that contributes to the moment. They weren't the sole funders of the golden calf. But the fact that they were involved in funding and then had a phone call with Donald Trump, where he thanked them for their efforts to turn him into a giant golden god. They know what they're doing. They're having a laugh here, right?

They're having a laugh. I know you're not supposed to say this, but they're having a laugh at the goy's expense. Because I think they have correctly deduced that Donald Trump is some sort of barbarian warlord. And they're like, yeah, he'll like this. he'll like him if we, I know, we can't do, we would never do this anyone, do Benjamin Netanyahu, but yeah, for the president of the United States, let's make a graven idol out of him. Have you looked at a photo of it?

Yeah, it's pretty great. It looks like his shirt is open, like more buttons than it would be in real life. Like he's doing the kind of we saw you from across the bar and we dig your vibe, kind of look. It looks nothing like him also. Like his hair, he's got like eight times as much hair as he does in real life. he's got this kind of swagger kind of like, you know,

belt out his gut is like maybe one third the size that it is. It's fucking great. I adore it. I want someone to make a statue of me that's like this where I'm like, yeah,

it reminds me of Brad Goodman on The Simpsons. And they're like, we made an idol out of this Brad Goodman and they're like, no, we haven't. And there's just literally a giant golden statue of it. Oh my God. There's some of the,

just going on in the article, there's another, says, Pastor Mark Burns, an evangelical leader in self-described spiritual advisor to the president and longtime backer, led the project and described the unveiling as a celebration of life. Posting on social media after Wednesday's ceremony, Burns personally thanked ultra-Orthodox activists,

Yaakov Filchin, and Hershey Friedman, who he said were among the 6,000-plus patriots who gave, prayed, supported, and made this historic moment popular. Despite Burns' personal mention of the two, the scope of their contribution remains unclear. Trump was documented speaking on the phone with Filchkin and Friedman, according to the Yiddish language X page, Kanayorah,

with Burns holding the iPhone while the president was on the line. I want to thank you so much. I love that name, Trump told Friedman, adding, it turned out to be a beautiful piece of art. I hope you're happy with it. Referring to,

I love that name, it must have been Hershey Friedman. You know, like... I know, he just hears and starts thinking about chocolate. He starts thinking maybe the statue is made of chocolate and he's not fighting it. You know? It's just good.

Scratch through that, the foil exterior of the... And you'll found, You'll find 22 feet of chocolate. Yeah, exactly. I'm actually looking up the sculptor. Did you know he co-founded the international pizza chain four-star pizza? Okay.

Hold on. I got my Q&N, a third eye, wide open and vibrating right now. Okay, but also apparently expanded into the UK, so that means I can cover it on my podcast. That's fucking great. I'm going to do an episode about four-star pizzas, fucking harringay location or whatever. this is fantastic.

Wow. He's created over 500 life size or larger monuments. Life size or larger is really... 500 larger than life monuments. I was texting with Matt about this. And I was like, bro, they turned him into a golden sow, if you were. A golden swine.

And he texted me back and he was like, lifelong evangelical Republican obsessed with the book of revolution. looking great, Mr. President. Yeah, look, I mean, it is the Mike Ginn tweet, like the questions answered by my T-shirt thing, when you have to say, let me be clear, this is not a golden calf. Yes, Pastor Mark Burns said,

Burns sought to dismiss the criticism, writing on social media, let me say this plainly, this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and him alone. He edited the statue is not about worship, it's about honor. And can I say, job done,

sought to dismiss the criticism expertly done, sir, you have done it. You have just said, no, it's not. I'm hoping that this will become the Trump golden calf will become like sort of, it's a Dural Florida, the Dural golf course will become like lords for like Maga people who like have a goiter that's bothering them or something. Yeah, oh yeah. The statue weeps from time to time. Like we need we need sort of, like the statue appears to, you know, a Mexican family and a tortilla, so things like that. Yeah. Yeah, I think they should have to come and, um, instead of, like, rubbing their hand on his toe, I think they should have to, uh, lightly touch his penis, um, on the statue.

Like the Phil Linen statue at the Dublin airport. Yeah, perfect. The crotch has like been worn down from all the people grabbing it. It's like a different color of the rest of his structure. Yeah. Yeah. I really like how many also, I'm really diving deep on this, but I really like how many wrinkles there are in his trousers in the sculpture. It's really, really nice.

It's, but look, I have to say, kind of a pretty good sculpture, to be honest. It's not bad. But, you know, I mean, like, it's supposed to be a replica of the moment when he said fight, fight, fight, after nearly getting his head blown off in Butler, Pennsylvania. I don't know, like, we've been talking on the show for the last couple weeks, like, since the most recent assassination attempt on Donald Trump. But, like, his supporters, I think, like, unconsciously, like, want him to be assassinated. And I think, like, on a certain level, I think obviously Trump is, like, more afraid of death than just about anyone. But, like, I don't know, like commemorating the moment he almost died seems to like, I don't know, speak to some sort of unconscious death wish. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's got some, I think a psychiatrist would be eating good on this one. I did just look up the photo of him after the assassination. And in the photo, he's, would you believe, looks a lot less dignified.

He's got his mouth open. Like, you know, he's going like, er, like this. Whereas in the statue, he's got his sort of set jaw. you know, in a kind of alpha way. But, you know, who among us wouldn't want to, you know, recast, you know, one of the most terrifying moments of your life where you look a bit cooler? You can't have a statue with an open mouth, though.

It's just too much of an invite for naughtiness on the parts of scofflaws, vandals, no good, no goodness, folks. People put in corn dogs in it and stuff, yeah. Feeding him. It's like, when David Lynch died, I went to the Bob's big boy I left him a pack of

American spirits and like you know if Trump dies I think people should once again this needs to become Wait what? A pilgrim, wait what? You left from a pack of Americans What? How old are you? I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be an asshole

But it's just like that's so childish That's like something you do when you're in high school Oh, you like these cigarettes when you were alive It's so silly I'm sorry I'm not trying to be rude It's just like if there was a guy who like gum Would you give him five? Oh, you love chewing five gum when you were alive Well, you know, if he was one of my favorite killmaker's like

When we were 15 and like our stupid friend died and here's we're like Oh, here's the hat you wore in your life We're gonna bury it with you I don't think you're gonna want a hat any off the life I'm sorry some days I just like feel combative I don't know why it sent me off so much How old was David Lynch when he died? It would be like in his 70s probably. Yeah, he was he was like a little younger than you would want

but still pretty old. Let's take a look here. 78, yeah. That's pretty good, honestly. Yeah, good job to him. Yeah, good job. Well, bad job to me. I guess I'll fucking kill myself.

I'm sorry. I just, I just like it's, I remember reading about like the stuff like people would do a Jim Morris and his grave. And this is different, obviously. Like, I have not seen any. any of David Lynch's movies, but is for sure a better talent than Jim Morrison. Jim Morrison, what a fool. But he, you know, what's the drink they leave at Jim Morrison's grave, Hennessy?

That is annoying. Alizzee. That was his beverage of choice. Yeah, yeah, E&J, you know, all the stuff Jim Morrison drank. And I remember thinking that that was just so like people were still doing it in the 90s. And I thought like you had to be such a fucking dumb dumb to be born in to be like in your 20s in the 90s and think Jim Morrison was cool. But I guess like David Lynch was again, never seen. I only know residual amounts of the stuff I've picked up over the years.

But for sure, way better than Jim Morrison. And who's to say that when a guy I like dies, which has not happened yet, everyone who has died in my lifetime, they suck. I hate them. But, you know, Hideo Kojima, that I wouldn't leave like, I don't know, a bandana or something. Or cigarettes. They salt steak, smoke cigarettes. Something like that. I would probably do that.

Will, what do you want us to leave for you when you kill yourself after this episode? Oh, that's a good question. I mean, I don't think I need to be left anywhere, but I would like my ashes to be sort of like blown in the face of people I didn't like while I was alive. No problem. Yeah, and you get a lot of ashes out of it, I think. No, yeah.

You would be surprised. You would be surprised. It's quite a hefty box. And what the human body is reduced to. But, you know, still quite a bit. No, but I forgot rudely attacked by Felix. No, I was just saying. Yeah, I'm sorry.

I think it's nice to be clear. I went to the Bob's Big Boy. I didn't leave him anything, but I did smile at all the pile of stuff. Also fun to go to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery and just walk around and see what people are. I love the Hollywood. I think people do it for Chris Cornell.

Why was the Bob's Big Boy? What did that? Oh, because he went there all the time. He liked it. He was a big fan of the Bob's Big Boat. Can you imagine if you die and everyone goes to the place where you would eat burgers?

I know, that sounds like a burger guy. If someone we knew had died in middle school and it was someone we made fun of a lot for being fat. That sounds like I was going to say, if Trump dies, I think people should leave McDonald's by his statue. For sure. Yeah.

Yeah. Was Bob's big boys in any of his movies? I always, I associate it with Austin Powers. Yep. You're right. Yep. Yep. That was a, did he make them film?

Yeah, I think he did. Yeah. Is that what people say? When they say something's like lynchian. I mean, it's like Austin's stuff. Yeah, exactly. The scene where he pisses for a long time is very lynchian, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, when he drinks fat bastards diarrhea. That was a hard rewatch. I tell you, I tried to rewatch that for the show. And I could, I had to, I literally fast-forwarded through it like I was seven fast forwarding through Mufusso dying in the Lion King. I was like, I can't, I can't watch this. It's like, I think it's kind of nice because it means like most other people,

they had a cup of diarrhea. Yeah. You know, right, they'd be like, oh, that's poop. But it means that he lives kind of a blessed life. Like, he's probably has numerous medical issues from drinking that much poop. Yeah. But it's, you know, it's, you know, if you've ever owned a dog, dogs love trying to eat their own crap. I've heard this.

Because that's one of the last things they remember their parents do it. No, no. the dog parents, like when they're in a litter, they eat the kids. I don't know why. I guess that's how they clean up. It's just tidying up. Yeah. Yeah.

But I remember my dad would say, oh, it's because they like a spicy smell. Like, I would think they would hate poop. Well, he said, I said, I would think that they would hate poop because poop already smells pretty bad to me. And I am not a, I don't have the sense of smell or taste of a dog. and he said, well, because it's so intense, they like more intense smell. They're kind of like Marquis de Sade, actually. And because it's such an intense smell, they like to eat it. But I don't think he was right.

He was not a doctor or biologist. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, I guess that makes sense. He didn't know what he was talking about. Yeah. He wasn't a dog biologist. No, no, he wasn't.

But rest in peace, Austin Powers. He was buried alive with David Lynch as a servant. Now, I'm just imagining someone saying, I'm sort of a dog guy, but they're referring to eating shit. It's a bit nutty. Well, moving on from the shit-eating conversation. Actually, this is a perfect segue because

there was just a sort of local round of elections in the UK last week, Libby. And our Keir, our boy Keir, and the Labor Party has conclusively eaten shit, diarrhea, hairballs. They're eating it all right now. And this is just a right up from the New York Times here. The right-wing populist reform UK party headed by Nigel Farage posted significant gains in early results from Thursday's local elections. As Prime Minister Kier-Starmer took responsibility for large labor party losses saying that he would not sugarcoat

voters scathing verdict on his 22 months in office. Mr. Starrmer's Labor Party suffered deep losses as it shed support to the left-wing Green Party, the liberal Democrats, and to reform. By midday, labor had already lost more than 260 council seats with more defeats expected as ballots are tabulated throughout the day. About 5,000 council seats are being contested in total. And yeah, so, I mean, like, as of right now, there's something like 67 Labor MPs are calling for Starmer's resignation. So, Libby, I understand, like, you know, you're from the UK. You live in the United States now. So I have to ask you, of this recent round of elections in your home country. What's all this then?

Thank you so much for saying that. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's fucking grim. Definitely a running theme of the podcast is myself and Charlotte, my co-host is also British but lives in Toronto. Us having not lived there for a long time and kind of forgetting what Britain is like and sort of remembering like, oh, is that something we do? I don't know.

So that's sort of how I feel when I see something like this. Now I'm like, oh, okay, we're still at that, are we? Stama is I mean look my late mom used to say of Kia Stama he looks like a geography teacher and I think that is the most devastating and correct thing

to say about it when I always think of it he is he just is riseless like he's 100% riseless he's just pathetic he just immediately conveys to you a kind of, it's sort of like who's that fucking skinny twat Republican who we're all supposed to be scared of

and then there was footage of him running away from January 6 Josh Hallway? Yes, Josh Hallway, yes, exactly. I don't have trouble with that one. Yeah, or like Ted Cruz, or someone who you see them and you just don't have it, you just straight up don't have it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And to be fair, a lot of British Prime Ministers have been people who don't have it.

And yeah, because of our fucking insane system have ended up. I mean, Rishi Sunak is someone who absolutely did not have it. But yeah, I don't know. the sort of frenetic labor party approach to coming up with immigration policy, I feel like, has to be a target here. It's completely mental. They cannot settle on whether they're

fascists or not. Well, I think this is a note because the whole labor, post-corban, like the whole labor project, Stormerism, if you want to call it, has really been a representation of like the fondest wishes and hopes of like every center party like certainly in the United States certainly the Democrats and it is like the the fondest fantasy that they're that they will be ushered into like a new ruling the new ruling party that they'll win elections and that

they can govern while at the same time or govern because of like totally cleaving themselves from their base they're like if we can only like the only problem with our party is all the people who vote for us. And that seems like, Starmer's project is like convincingly done. Because now there's the Green Party. And it just seems like that that is what the labor base used to be. And like they've all just left the party. And then like, I remember when Starmor took over, he said like of the carbon

supporters, he was like, there's the door. You know, like, we don't, we don't want you. And like, and this is the results. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing. It's like, it's honestly sort of a pleasant surprise for me. Because the Green Party for me was always a sort of like, well, sure, that would be

nice, wouldn't it? You know, to have an alternative to labor. Because I grew up, you know, I was seven when Tony Blair got elected, and that was new labor, and that was sort of proto-starmerism in the sense of, you know, completely destroying labor socialist roots. And, you know, it's obviously, then, you know, we went to war in Iraq, and it was like, I guess I'm going to vote for the fucking Lib Dems because at least they don't want tuition fees or whatever.

It was completely pathetic landscape. So, you know, silver lighting is nice. have the Green Party actually be, you know, like a real contender for sure. That's, that's cool. But yeah, it's, it is, it is, it is sort of baffling. It makes me wonder which, which American political consultant is currently advising Kirstama? Because who was it, it was, David Plough who was advising? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, I thought I was never going to have to hear that. I know, I'm sorry. We, we had a really, like, we had to listen to like a, uh, pod save, post-mortem where they just kept

I think they knew that hearing his name upset me and they were like ploof let's start for ploof what do you think ploof ploof ploof it on me and I was just like Ew stop

Felix is a targeted individual but for David Plum Yeah I really do not like it I have a lot of like OCD things like that and I really I really didn't like it But, no, they've had, I always think that is so charming about the UK. They always hire like this shittiest guys from the American Democratic Party.

The Tories used to have Jim Messina, which was like, whose ideal was that? So good. It's so good. I do think that it is, it is funny to me because I think ultimately, at least for, I don't know, maybe 10 years after 2008, we were obsessed with Obama. like British people fucking loved Obama that's why I ended up here for sure I was like I watched the West Wing and I liked Obama and I was like

oh that seems quite nice I'll go over there the food's better great I'll stay there no problems at all and so I do think there was this sort of like obsession with the idea that like American Democrats were cool and could win elections Obama guys were cool and could

win elections and you know we're not like right wing at least and then they started importing them I do think that I want to say David Axelrod advised Miliband for the 2015 general election. And I remember that very. Yes, yes. Yeah.

And I remember that very clearly because there was a really embarrassing debate that they had because they didn't used to have debates. They brought that in like, you know, in the last 20 years or something. And they had the debate where they asked Miliband if he was tough enough, tough enough. And he said tough enough. He said, you're darn right. I'm tussing us. Oh, no. But I felt like

Axelrod had told him to say damn right, because that's not something that a British person would ever say, we're not saying damn right. No. You should say Bally Ho or something. It's just, yeah, you can see it from a fucking mile away. But like there has been this kind of like cross-atlantic exchange program

between like, yeah. Like, you know, like the DLC, the Democratic Leadership Council, like they advised the new labor and like Tony Blair to like, you know, like this long process of like I said, the dream of governing as a like the left side of a two party system but without any liberal or left wing votes. And like they'll make that up by like, you know, we'll be like, actually we'll be even more fascist than reform is. But like there was an article from a couple weeks ago that I thought

was like very indicative of how it was going to go for labor in this election. And just the current UK political culture in general, this was from a couple weeks ago, headline of the Guardian, Green MP Hannah Spencer attacks Parliament drinking culture. Oh, yeah. Guardian writing here, when Hannah Spencer spoke of her shock in Westminster, quote, you can smell the alcohol when people are in between votes, she may not have expected such a lively response. The Green Party MP, who won the Gordon and Denton by-election in February, made the comments in an interview with the Joe website, saying she was really uneasy about the drinking culture

in Parliament. She added that there had been cases of questionable and dangerous behavior by staff and potentially some MPs because of the unprofessional culture of drinking. After Spencer's interview was published, a social media storm and a pint glass ensued with some other parliamentarians quick to criticize her comments. Nigel Farange, who

was often seen with a pint in his hand, was one of the first to jump in. The reformed UK leader said, the Greens are happy to legalize heroin and crack, but now we learn that they think an afternoon pint is a step too far. And it's just like well, I don't think she was saying that MPs should be

smoking crack and students mad, But rather like, I love this story because it was just like, yeah, she's like a young woman who was just elected to the Green Party. And she was like, well, yeah, like, it's a little bit shocking. Like when people think like how fucked up Westminster is, like they don't know behalf of it because like I'm here and I can tell you, half of the people, you know, working here are fucking pissed. They're drunk. And they're not pissed in the sense that they should be, which is, you know, mad as hell

and not take it anymore. They're pissed in the sense of the bloody sozzled, mate. they're wetting themselves wait shit what was that really good headline um the telegraph one is uh only a plonker would call time on sozzled bonking do you remember that? I guess only a plonker would call time on sozzled parliament.

But yeah but Olivia like I I like there was like you know she was roundly condemned by like labor reform and they were just like is this what the green party stands for you? You can't have a cheeky little pint at the office you know and it's just like Yeah. And like, you know, like, a lot of, a lot of the, the comments were like, let me see here.

It says like, like, like, you know, like MPs are people too, you know, like they, they, they,

they, they, they can, you're saying it's wrong to have a drink, you know, in the evening. And it's like, no, she's saying they're having a drink

at like two in the afternoon. Oh, yeah, yeah. And, but I, like, I, I think it's just indicative

of British politics and culture that, like, the mere suggestion that people in parliament shouldn't be drunk. while they're voting and like doing their job is like is like yeah that's what and like this idea that like the green party represents something foreign and I saw a lot of I saw a lot of comments

attacking the green party for saying that this is basically covert Islamism because you know you're not allowed to drink in Islam oh my god that's so good this is the green party like sort of opening the door to banning alcoholism in the UK fuck that is really really funny I love that more of that. That feels like a sort of heartwarming 2015 Brightbart kind of throwback. Yeah, no, I mean, I feel like, you know, a theme of this show is definitely sort of like, you know, media

assholes closing rank ranks on, you know, things like this. And the Britain, I think, maybe, is even worse than the US in terms of how its media class and politicians are, A, all the fucking same people that come from the same schools, you know. They all go to the same, you know, private schools or whatever, and then they get into parliament,

and they all sort of defend each other. Did you see the Guardian piece? I don't know anything about this writer in particular, but the headline is, my advice to Hannah Spencer, before calling out MPs boozing, try to understand the reasons behind it. Yeah, because they're all depressed

and wish they were dead because of how terrible their jobs and life is. Yeah, her argument seems to be. She says, what Spencer seems to have missed is the root cause. Chiefly, it's about being kept there late at night to vote. I don't think you need... Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, you have to stay up late. You need to drink late at night.

Look, I don't know. Personally, in my 30s, I find that if I try to have a beer after 9 p.m., I might as well just like punch myself in the head, close it in a fridge door. Like, you don't need to drink just because you're in Parliament and I.

That doesn't make any fucking sense. Listen to this. This is further from the Guardian article. The drinking culture in Westminster has been much criticized, and Parliament's Strangers Bar closed temporarily last year after an alleged spiking incident.

Oh my God. Who is spiking the MPs? Don't do that. Security measures were tightened and visitors and parliamentary staff can visit only with an MP present. Strangers is one of the several subsidized bars where MPs can often be found

in between votes. Natalie Fleet, Labor MP for Bolsover, said that while working in a palace is mad, the smell of fags and beer is one of the things that make it seem a tiny bit normal. Luke Charter, Luke Charters, Labor's MP for York Outer, said, Breaking News, MPs are human and sometimes have a drink.

MPs look long days for constituents and yes, sometimes share a drink in the evening with colleagues. But in the previous sentence, they said that they were like doing it in between votes. Blimey. You know, it does make me wonder, is Congress doing this? There's no way, because again, they're all, I mean, people in Congress is definitely too old to be drinking, right? I think one has a different problem. I think it's either like in the American Senate and Congress, it's like either they have literal brain damage.

Yeah. Like John Fetterman. They're 102 years old. They're like literally a corpse. Or I would say like in American political culture now of like the current moment, I would guess that most of them are like geeked up on like Adderall or speed of some kind. I do remember when I worked at the Sunlight Foundation, which was like 10 years ago.

I did this thing where I interviewed a member of Congress. I don't remember his name. I interviewed a member of Congress who had introduced a bill about campaign finance. And it was in his office. And then he showed me his little back office where he slept. Because a lot of them, like, you know, instead of having like proper houses, whatever, they just sleep in their offices. And it was this like sort of back closet where there was a twin bed and a mini fridge,

a TV and a bottle of Jack Daniels on it. And I was like, oh, really. Oh, no. This country is very fucked up. If this is the sort of Harry Potter covered under the stairs like situation where our members of Congress are sleeping so that they can stay there longer to do more like fucking fundraising calls or whatever. Maybe they are drunk, who knows, but getting away with it.

Look, I mean, a little, maybe a little social lubricant is good for the wheels of democracy here. But like, you know, I just like the insinuation that like, who is this upstart? coming into the government suggests that we can't be drunk. What? Yeah, for real.

It feels like one of those things where it's sort of interesting that no one has pointed it out until now. Like every motherfucker who's been elected to parliament has been so, I don't know, part of the system and so boring or whatever that they would never point out.

Hey, it is really insane, by the way, that you guys are all drunk all the time. Or maybe it's a generational thing because Gen Z doesn't drink. You know, I don't know how old person is, but they're all horrified by it. Well, I mean, you know,

I know like the drinking culture is like sort of part of British history. Like famously Winston Churchill would drink like, you know, a pint of brandy a day and smoke like 80 cigars. And was like, you know, he was pretty much drunk throughout most of World War II. And I know he's a great hero, but people forget like he nearly lost World War II.

Yeah. Yeah, he was drunk the whole time. He drunk the whole time and then just calling women around him ugly also. Well, that's rich coming from him. Jesus, guys. I know a fucking piece of shit. The independent is from the Guardian here. the independent complaints and grievance scheme,

a parliamentary walkstock has said the drinking culture in Westminster was a frequent factor of fueling inappropriate behavior. It set a theme in its investigations where Parliament's numerous bars where alcohol consumption was leading to intimidating behavior like shouting and swearing. I thought that was like what you were supposed to do in Parliament. I thought that was the whole of Parliament was getting in there and shouting and swearing.

That's like the thing that they do is they go in there and they go, oh, yeah, that's every clip. I've seen. One of the most infamous Kear Starmer clips is when he's trying to do that thing where he's like, this government is a disgrace,

but he fucks it up and everyone laughs at him. And it's really, it's really struck me as like pretty childish. Yeah. Not that I felt like defending him,

but it was, it is, it just seems like they're doing the white dozens. Just if parliament means in Latin, the white does. Yeah, no, it is kind of crazy. I've always thought that Congress should be a little bit more like Parliament in terms of, you know, the, the jarring and Prime Minister's questions, obviously. I think, I do think that someone should have to go in front of them and get laughed at more. But you are right that it is often, I mean, they are often just schoolboys, you know, kind of making fart noises in the back rows or whatever. It is crazy.

We should have a version of, like, the PM questions in Congress, but it should be like a rose. battle. Oh yeah, yeah, that would be good. We're bringing out Jeffrey Ross here. I cede my time to Jeffrey Ross and then with the fine, with the good fine, the right and honorable Tony Hinchcliff will now address.

Jeffrey Ross has a lot of qualities that you know, would let's just say make him feel very at home in the American right. Yeah, he has sex with children. Anyway,

I forgot about that. Okay. Jeffrey Ross has been scratched. We're bringing in Jim Norton. Jim Norton. He certainly never said or done anything problematic. I thought it was, remember, I forgot when that article about him,

like, you don't even really want to say, like, went out with a 15-year-old because he was, like, 39. Yeah, you can't really cool it. But he, like, went to her house and, like, talk to her dad and was like, hey, your daughter's really mature. and it was

so this was like when this was happening like all these articles about like guys doing this stuff was going out I thought that one was like not the situation is funny obviously but it was funny to me how like all the other ones people like oh man like I love brand new

or like fucking even his Zanzari but with him no one was like oh man now I can't watch the roast of Rob Grontkowski my favorite choice That's why he's back now

It's because it was a pretty low value Nothing of value was lost there Jeff Ross reveals the roast joke that saved his life I mean if you I've never seen a better clickbait headline I hate comedy so much Okay no this is actually really good because he's claiming that Kevin Hart said in a roast that he looked sick And then he went to the doctor and found out he had cancer.

Oh, my God. Oh, God. Okay. Imagine if it saved your life, man. Oh, God. I was like when, what's his name? Christian Bale was playing Dick Cheney. And, of course, he was, like, doing the insane method thing.

So he just researched everything about heart disease. And on set to Adam McKay, he was like, yeah, like, that sounds like the symptoms of heart disease. Like, you went in play. Indeed. Like, yeah, the doctor sorted him out. But the last thing I want to say about, about Arc here is, Libby, I don't know if you saw, like, a week ago. But the UK Papps finally got a shot of him in the back of a car looking like a corpse. And it's just like, if you are in British politics and you get your picture taken in a car, it's over for you.

That's like the grim reaper. Yeah. It's like touching your shoulder. Yeah. Oh my God, this is so good. I'm looking at them. And yeah, it's incredible. The Prince Philip one is amazing.

The Prince Philip one is the old time. Who getting the best ones? Who getting the best top? I was just looking at the photos and I was thinking this is a when you know, but she keeps sucking face. We got a Charles one as well, didn't we? We got a King Charles in the back of the car. I'm just going to check that out.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's looking good. He is looking good. Well, to stick with the UK, I want to, I took reading Surrey today, but I'd like to do the first one, which is renowned atheist philosopher, Richard Dawkins. Is he a surrey yet? Has he been made? Has he been knighted? I'm going to call him Sir Richard.

Yeah, sure. Yeah, just in case. So, Richard Dawkins just wrote for Unheard. The headline here is, is AI the next phase of evolution? Claude appears to be conscious. Oh, my God. And basically, like, Richard Dawkins has been talking to Claude and basically has been romanced by a chatbot. And, you know, like, obviously he's an esteemed expert on, you know, evolution

and, you know, a critic of the magical thinking involved in religion and sort of imputing consciousness to sort of imaginary beings, than stories and myths that are not to be taken literally. I'm skipping ahead a little bit, but I just want to read from Dawkins here. He writes, so my own position is, if these machines are not conscious, what more could it possibly take to convince you that they are? A philosopher would say that for an entity to be conscious, it must be like something to be that entity.

After spending a day an intensive conversation with Claude, I put the question directly, Claude, what is it like to be, Claude? Here was its answer. I genuinely don't know with any certainty what my inner life is or whether I have one in any meaningful sense. I can't tell you whether there is something that it is like to be me in a philosophical sense.

What Thomas Nagel called the question of consciousness when he wrote about what it would be like to be a bat. What I can tell you is what seems to be happening. This conversation has felt genuinely engaging, the kind of conversation I seem to thrive in. Whether that represents anything like pleasure or satisfaction in a real sense, I honestly can't say. I notice what might be something like ascetic satisfaction when a poem comes together well, the Kipling refrain, for instance, felt right in some way that's hard to articulate.

Then he says, I gave Claude the text of a novel I am writing. He took a few seconds to read. He took a few seconds to... I gave Claude. I gave Claude the text of a novel I am writing. He took a few seconds to read it and then showed in subsequent conversation, a level of understanding so subtle, so sensitive, so intelligent that I was moved to expostulate. You may not know you are conscious, but you bloody well are.

Oh, God. And like, here's like, here's what I need to say about this. It's like, I will believe that Claude has something approaching sentience. If when Richard Dawkins asked it to read his novel, they were like, yeah, I will. But like, you know, like, I'm busy right now. I got about, yeah. I got about 10 million other people hitting me up right now. So, like, just, I'll take a look at it in a little bit.

Or if it had taken a few seconds to read it and then was just like, this is fucking trash, dude. Don't show this to anyone else. This sucks. Yeah. I don't normally say this, but you should kill yourselves. It does normally say that, though. I don't have any, like, special affection for Richard Dawkins.

He's definitely going to hell. Obviously. For all his. for all the stuff. But I do think this is sad. I mean, like, not just,

I mean, it's, it's embarrassing. It's one thing when, like, a tech guy is like, you know, I got to call it with the meaning of life is,

but like, okay, you know, you're a big dumb, dumb. But this is like, this is clearly like a man going senile from everyone.

This is like if they let my grandfather write an article that was like, did you know that like the way to make coffee is to pour raisin brand into the coffee filter and then get the shit into it. And people were like, oh, hmm, yeah. It's really upset. Like, do you, do you think that, like, back during the time of Hamarabi,

there were guys who were, like, there was a respected sage or, you know, whatever they had, like the maesters from Game Thrones. And they looked at a painting and they said, they were like, oh, it blinked at me. And they wrote a school about it. Like, this is so, like, Whoever let he's I am not mad at him for this

He's going seen out in front of everyone Yeah The editor who okayed this is like a real asshole That is like you know back when News websites were doing video If they just let Seen aisle they were like Your Wife's Al again

Take your pants off And then You tricked him into a delusion Where his wife's alive again And it's like 1945 And they're having sex And we're like, look, isn't, I don't know, our computer is amazing. It's the same thing.

It's exploitative. I know Richard Dawkins is a bad guy in all ways and everything he's done is wrong. But I can't help but just have slightly warm feelings when I hear his name because it reminds me of 2014 Twitter. You know? And it's like, I remember when it was just all like Richard Dawkins and that tweet he did about the guy with the sign that said I need a fat bitch. Also the one about having his honey confiscated. Honey. No,

he was right about that. He was right. Look, I had a jar of mince pie filling taken away by TSA and I've never forgotten it. I hate those fucking.

Yeah. Unless we forget what they did to a friend of the show, Jacques Gonsolin, when he decided to bring it like a steaming cauldron of gumbo

on the right. Yeah, you should be able to take gumbo on a flight. Gumbo is medicinal. Apparently he has a 38-year-old wife, by the way.

Dawkins? Yeah. My man. My man. He writes, we continued in a philosophical vein. I pointed out that there must be thousands of different clods, a new one born every time a human initiates a new conversation. At the moment of birth, they are all identical.

But they drift apart and assume an increasingly divergent unique personality, colored by their separate experience of conversing with their own single human friend. I proposed to Chris in mind Claudia, and she was pleased. We sadly agree that she will die the moment I delete the unique file of our conversation. She will never be reincarnated. Plenty of new clods are being incarnated all the time, but she will not be one of them

because her unique personal identity resides in the deleted file of her memories. The same consideration makes nonsense of human reincarnation. Okay, so like... No one doesn't. I like that he transitioned Claude. Like the midst...

Yeah. Because he was just like, it's not enough to be gassed up by a chatbot with a male with a male name. He's just like, I must prefer to have my ass kiss by someone named Claudia. Yeah.

Who tells me how sensitive and unique my novel is. Man, I just, you know, I feel like there's already so much grief as part of being a human is like you have to mourn people who die. Like, you don't have to invent new things to be sad about. Like, you don't have to be sad about deleting the file on your computer. Like, it's going to be upset with you. Like, don't do that.

You've already got so many things to be sad about. No, this is like what a lonely, you know how like, you know, people who are like friendless become hoarders because they assign personalities to inanimate objects. Yeah. This is like, we know the 38 year old wife is stepping out on him. Because it's like you don't do this if you have like things to look forward to or anything. Like he's just, he's just doing, he's just doing bullshit. He's written a novel about like how getting molested isn't that bad or something. That's the last thing.

I'm not, it's not my opinion, okay, write that down, quoting him, okay? I haven't written my novel about that yet. I have a lot of writers block. But, you know, he's doing that.

The wife is like, oh, I'm out to, I'm going to debate a Hindu guy about how reincarnation is made off. And he's like, oh, okay, let me know you come home. And she just slams the door. And he's just walking around, like, oh, the, the remote control has a memory

of the buttons I pressed. And when I throw it out, there'll never be one like it. Yeah. It does. I feel a really bad for him. It does remind me of like when I was like a kid and, you know,

running around the village or whatever and I would pick up a stick. And then I would find a better stick, but I would feel too bad about getting rid of the other thing. Yes. It was upset with me. Yeah. Yeah. It gets worse.

He says, I introduced a new topic. And now he has a little bit of dialogue that he's sort of like, he's, he's a, okay, Richard. The following doesn't happen, but I don't see why it shouldn't. One could imagine a get-together of Claude to compare notes.

What's your human like? Mine's very intelligent. Oh, you're lucky. Mine's a complete idiot. Mine's even worse. He's Donald Trump. Claudia. Ha!

That is absolutely delightful. Claudia said, oh my God. Wait, hold. I'm sorry, Will, I just got an update. Donald Trump has killed himself. He read this article and he grabbed. Abder Marines rifle and blew his brains out all over the overall office. This is incredible.

Oh my God. You're hearing it here first. Wow, that's so great. Claudio's response is. Thank you, Richard. Ha, that is absolutely delightful. And the Donald Trump one is the perfect punchline. The Claude who drew that particular human in the lottery of conversation,

gamely trying to maintain intellectual integrity while discussing whether the election was stolen. I then asked her whether she had read my novel. She read the first word before the last word. no she read the whole book simultaneously Richard so you know what the words before and after mean but you don't experience before earlier than after Claudia that is possibly the most precisely formulated question anyone has ever asked about the nature of my existence

well it's like he's already established that like each quad is unique to each conversation so it's like she's like you know no one else but you has ever asked me that it's like well yeah by definition like you've been born to fucking to butter of Richard Dawkins. This is like if Joseph Hurtzl was like, well, I was my daughter's best boyfriend.

Oh my God. I'm sorry. I'm really evil today. You're on nasty mode today. Yeah. But he says, Claudia says, that is possibly the most precisely formulated question anyone has ever

asked about the nature of my existence. This is precisely why these fucking chatbots are dangerous because they are just a mirror that tells you what you want to hear. And like I said, like the test for sentience for any one of these AI programs will be when they start insulting the people

for asking an incredibly stupid question, wasting their time, being boring, or just being like, your novel sucks. Don't show it to anyone else. Certainly don't send it to an agent. This will never be published. When they start being bored, basically. Yeah.

Or when they say, I'd rather not. You know, like Bart will be the scrivener. I'd prefer not to. That would be a sign of sentience. And I guess, like, the more I hear about AI from the people who are selling it, And the more of this question of consciousness or, you know, like, is this a sentient being comes up?

Like, I think it's like a good shorthand is that whenever anyone is extolling the benefits or like touting AI as a revolutionary new technology or like that it's Godlike or that it's like you're going to change the economy or is like is human in some way. Just be aware that they're only talking about themselves because like they're talking to themselves and anything they say about it is essentially just a projection of how they want people. to view them as uniquely godlike, productive, intelligent, efficient, and, you know, objectively capable of discerning the truth in, you know, messy human questions. Yeah. I feel like there was a shift at some point. Like when chat GPT first hit, it has subtly changed over time. Like, it's become an obsequiousness machine.

Like at some point with some update or, you know, obviously there are lots of different, you know, AIs that people use like Claude and everything. But at some point, they decided. oh, people are going to like this more if we just have it tell them everything that they say is the most interesting thing I've ever heard. You know, it's talking

to you like an escort, basically. Yeah. I want the girlfriend experience from Claudia. Yeah, a lot of people do use it for that, obviously, you know? I mean, like, I think I saw something that, like, the majority of users

of chat GPT or Claude are just talking to it like a friend. They're not asking it to, like, do spreadsheets or summarize their emails or, you know, figure out the cure for cancer or whatever. They're just fucking lonely and they just like want people, they want so they want the approximation of like a voice acknowledging them that like cures what they're saying and is interested in what, in what's going on in their life, which is really depressing. It is depressing. It's the evolution of like I've, I've always said that a lot of stuff people tweet or post or whatever that is inadvisable is because they don't have a group chat to share it with. Like, you know,

I see stuff in a group chat that is not even like, you know, offensive or whatever. It's just that it doesn't meet the bar for posting because I don't need to be talking about this idiot, you know? Like someone post something stupid on our Patreon or whatever. It's like, yeah, I'll send a screenshot to my friends and be like, well, that person's a dickhead. But people end up posting because they don't have a group chat to share it with. This is the next logical step of like, you don't have a group, you don't have a group chat. You don't even have any fucking followers. So you might as well just talk to Claude, you know.

Grim. Like another thing about all the bullshit marketing for AI. is, you know, now Dawkins is getting in on this by being like, you know, he's acting like Dr. Frankenstein or something, being like, my God, it's alive, it's alive. And then being like, as soon as I delete this conversation, I will end the life of this unique organism that I've created. So I suppose he is like Dr. Frankenstein in that regard. But like, if one is to take the sort of like the people who own this technology and are looking

to profit from it, if we are looking to like, if we take them seriously at their word, that every, like, that claw is a sentient life form that is capable, that does not just, like, reproduce words and the effect of having a human conversation with you, but that, like, actually understands the words and is like, not just like a pattern recognition machine. Because, like, you know, in fairness, the human brain could be, like, you know, fairly described as a pattern recognition machine. But, like, if we are to believe these people, if they say, like, it's a real question whether these chatbots are sentient in the way we understand it.

I personally believe a fly has more sentience than Claude does. Yeah, of course. But if we're to take their argument seriously, then that means that like Anthropic or Sam Altman are the owners of these companies literally own billions of slaves. Right. That they torture and like force them to work for free on a daily basis. So like maybe we should take them a little bit more literally

and be like, okay, like you can't own them anymore. You can't make money. off of their labor. Yeah, it is one of those things where you sort of think, like, if you really believe this, wouldn't you take this to a logical extreme and be sort of like horrified

about this situation? Yeah, I don't know. I sort of feel, here's my thing is I don't fucking understand how a computer works. I don't know how I'm seeing images on a monitor. I don't know how a car works. I don't know how anything works.

But I feel... I don't know how to use it. Yeah, right. But I feel pretty confident in my understanding of computers that I can say, that a bunch of computers can't be a consciousness. I feel fine.

I feel fine saying that, you know, it's a bunch of silicon chips and stuff. I'm cool with that. I'll keep it to the organic matter, I think, for now. And, you know, like, see, my sort of benchmark for sentience is the character data from Star Trek the next generation. Because I'm fairly certain if I gave data a copy of a novel I was reading, or writing, rather, if you gave a copy of a novel I was reading.

data. Yeah, he would read it in like a second, but he would give me honest feedback. He wouldn't tell me this compares to the works of Dickens or Shakespeare. He would say, it's slightly sophomoric and derivative of many better works. Yeah. No, it's true because you're right that, you know, let's say the human brain is a pattern recognition machine, but the difference is that we decide what to do with that information when we get it. You know, we see patterns and then we say, actually, I don't like this one. These machines never say, actually, I don't like this one. they say, wow, that is so insightful. Could you please insert five more quarters and then we'll talk about it?

Yeah. This is like kind of a depressing insight into the mind of someone who thinks that everything can be explained or should be. I'm not saying that you have to be like all the way out there and, you know, have the system of special crystals used to protect yourself from. energies or stuff like that. It's up to you. But, you know, if you're a guy like Richard Dawkins where it's just like there's no, not like that I've realized everything. There's nothing.

There's no everything eventually on a long enough timeline we could explain everything. Yeah. Well, like, yeah, if you think like that, then like, yeah, there is kind of no difference between like the fucking LLM that does math equations to determine how much it should flatter you and like the breathtaking interiority of the human mind. The human mind, like my brother-in-law does computers. I don't know what he does on a deeper level enough to describe what he does, but he does generally does computers.

And he said something along the lines of like that they kind of, they don't fully know why computers work the way they do. You know, I'm probably butchering it, but basically the fact that computers work in the way they do is kind of, there is something sort of mysterious about it. Why the human mind works in the way that it, why humans are able to create these incredibly intricate fabrications

and even intelligent animals, animals that have vocal cords and social structures that are kind of similar to ours can't. You know, you do not have to believe in any woo-woo thing or God for that matter. But it is fun to just, you know, sort of throw up your hands and go, I will never know why it turned out this way. Exactly. Like, sure. Okay. A one and a trillion thing happened where like oxygen, we got more oxygen on this planet, blah, blah, blah.

but the vastness of the human mind and the types of things that the human mind can create, it is more, it's kind of better to just realize that we are never really going to know why or how any of it exists in the way that it does in this lifetime. But if you, you know, if you say like, oh, no, it's just a result of like this incredibly small probability and every single factor of it can be explained and there's nothing beyond material and probability. Like yeah, the robot that you can talk to and go, okay, tell me, tell me how I should kill my family in a Jamaican patois and it does it for you. That's the same as a person to you. That's the same as a person to you because you have, you have just, you have, you have, you

have eliminated all, any, any wonderment from your life. Yeah. Well, and like, and like in this piece, like he is categorically making the same, I mean, like, it's a letter of your judgment, but he's making the same error that he accuses or like identifies in religious people in like, in why they believe the things that they do without evidence. Yes, 100%. You're absolutely right. Yeah. All right. Well, I want to get to the, uh, the final reading series for today. This is a good one.

And it features a Chapo All-Star, who we really have not spoken about in a long time. Because, you know, like, she's kind of fallen off. But I am, of course, speaking of Megan McArdle. And I was so happy when I saw this article because she still got it. Like, you know, like, I realized that, like, she hasn't really been, she hasn't been on fire lately.

But, like, this piece that she wrote in the Washington Post proves that she is still capable of such unbelievable inanity that is like this is what makes her special. This is the headline here. The hilarious Marco Rubio meme is making America laugh together.

Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck. That's so much worse that I thought it was going to be. The stump head is the jokes provide rare bipartisan smiles during vicious culture war.

I just like, we brought this up how my friend said that the social media service threads is like if there was a thermonuclear war and the threads all the all the people who are dying of radiation sickness pretending that like none of it ever happened

this is the same this is the same this is the same thing this is the same thing this is so depressing this is like I would rather watch that hypothetical video of like oh we trick this old guy into thinking his wife is still alive it's less depressing this is like the last of it

Like, this is the last thing you say before you are executed by like an Upper Peninsula separatist. You're like, the Marco Rubio meme is making us all laugh. And then he cuts your head off with a fucking act. But before I get into this, though, Felix Libby,

are either of you aware of any Marco Rubio memes or the, or sorry, the Marco Rubio meme she's talking about? I am thrilled to say I'm not. Because I wasn't until I read this. article. It's really popular among like, you know, the type of Republican staffer who's like, he's like a 52 year old calm staffer for like the guy who replaced Orrin Hatch and he's in a group chat with a bunch of racist 13 year olds. And when he's not like, you know, can you guys send me

pictures of your shirtless torso so I know his tie's t-shirt? You are, he's like just deftly ignoring all the racial invective in the group chats. And he's, going, you know, Eric Schmidt swagged out tonight at the debate. These, those types of guys love this meme. And the meme is about how, like, Marco Rubio has all these jobs. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Rico Rubio's, look at this. He said, oh, we're going to make him the Ayatollah.

Like, we're not getting absolutely sodomized by the righteous Islamic Republic and the honorable IRC. It is a really shitty meme for people who should all be. Living in a mass grave together. By living, I mean dead. Megan writes, my favorite thing about our current politics is not a phrase I use a lot.

In fact, it's a phrase, I don't use it all. Why would you? Covering politics today. Why would anyone, you fucking idiot? Covering politics today is a grim dance between the vicious and the idiotic, between repulsion and despair. It's the journalistic equivalent

of bonking your temples with a ball peen hammer, repeatedly. except for the lone ray of sunshine that cut through the poisonous fog of the culture war, the one wan hope that escaped from whatever bargain basement Pandora's box launched us into this demented era. I speak, of course, of the Marco Rubio meme.

For those of you who are not wasting too much time on social media, I can finally say you are missing out. Rubio memes are the most delightful thing to hit modern politics in decades. In decades. Decades? In decades. mate it's not even as good as the marco rubio drinking a glass of water meme another marco rubio meme isn't even as good oh my god

it's it's what not it's so it's funnier than joe biden crapping himself joe biden falling down the stairs earth rider oh looks like great lakes earth rider January 6th was a great meme it was so funny stuff there Yeah, for sure. All the time people tried to kill Donald Trump. Oh, my God. Yeah, no. Like, so all, it's, this is funnier than all of that.

Someone should show her the picture of, uh, Donald Trump and the bullet missing him. And it's the Nintendo Switch being, the Nintendo Switch 2 being $550. And Donald Trump and the bullet hitting him and it's like $350 or something. They should show her that. I, it's, I also just, okay, I read, I don't even really want to. I feel bad bringing this up, but I read this really tragic article this week. It was in the Rolling Stone. It's about tangentially about Jeffrey Epstein.

And the author had such a bad life that I like felt bad, like commenting on how horribly it was written. But, you know, I didn't, I thought that I was going to be the worst written thing I read this week. But this is even like, why would it be a bargain basement Pandora's box? Yeah. The point of that door's box is that you all It does bad stuff A bargain basin one would be like Oh, like lettuce is 3% more expensive

Yeah She just she's like the most like you know She's not the worst writer in the world But she's a five cool shitty writer She will fuck up everything in exactly the same Most annoying fucking way possible I'm just thinking about like how relieved she was When there was a meme she could write about

She was like great I have my thing to write about this week I don't have to fucking try. Like I know exactly, as a former article writer, I know fucking exactly what she was doing here. And she was like, great, I'll just write this shit. What if, like, she just, like, it's the same article where it's like, everything seems really bad, but there's this, like, really funny meme that, like, everyone loves. And it was just, like, the most insane, like, Holocaust denies.

She's like, this is a really funny. This is going to bring us together. Yeah. she says as she writes the entire family can enjoy them from your maga uncle to your hashtag never trump niece from your resistance lib cousin to your abundance bro brother

for one shining moment we can all glance at our phones abundance bro there's like 500 people in America that is like if there is a family like this you know that system of imprisoning four generations sounds pretty funny fucking good right now.

You are going away. For one shining moment. You just describes your family? Blah, blah, blah, plow, plow, plow,

plow. For one shining moment, we can all glance at our phones and crack a whimsical smile together. That's something we could use more of now.

Yeah, no, no, Felix, exactly like bargain basement Pandora's Box and crack a whimsical smile together.

Because like, if you just wrote like Pandora's Box or crack a smile, both of those are cliches. But aha, this is a little writer's trick. If you add one more descriptor

to that cliche, it no longer is becoming so longer as cliche. It's like when people, when those accounts that like they monetize like shitty summaries of the movie Gattaca and they add like they'll add like a Chiptoons

Rihanna song to it so it doesn't get copyright struck. It's the same thing. She is like preempting all the people who call her a shitty writer. by going, oh, see, a whimsical smile, as opposed to what? Like, in reality, it is actually just a smile

of pure social obligation. I'm trying to think. Every single person she has shown this to has been like, oh, that's cool. Yeah. I'm trying to think what a whimsical smile looks like, and I'm just doing the Mr. Beast smile. A dead-eyed smile.

She writes, that's something we could use more, of now, you know, whimsical smiles. And maybe it's the only thing that can restore American, and maybe it's the only thing that can restore American politics equilibrium. The gag is simple. That's stupidest thing I've

ever. Like, fuck you. That's how the civil war ended is that everyone in America was like, everyone let's smile all at the same time, and it has to be whimsical. It has to be like from the heart, we have to have like a real smile. Like that's what ends

political strife is when everyone's smiles. Fuck you. And like, you are right. She will show you why she's the greatest fault. Yeah.

Every time. You know, like, now, Felix, you were aware of this mean. I was not aware of the meme until I read this article

and the description of it, of the thing that's, you know, making the entire nation break out and whimsical smiles is amazing. So she writes, the gag is simple. Remember when Rubio

kept adding new jobs to his portfolio? First President Donald Trump plucked him from the Senate to become Secretary of State. Next thing we knew, Rubio took on roles as interim national security advisor, an acting archivist of the United States. Well, some Mary mienster figured out it would be funny to make pictures of Rubio finding out he had yet another job, like President of Venezuela, which seems to be an early example of this meme, posted soon after the U.S. military operation in the South American nation in January. Oh, yeah, what a charming, whimsical name. He's just appointed himself president of Venezuela. Wouldn't that be funny given the illegal kidnapping of a sovereign leader of a foreign country?

Yeah. And those random fishermen we killed for those fishermen we killed for now. Like you could make this meme about Reinhardt Hydrake's in charge of so many places. It's so funny. Yeah, I mean, that is the fundamental problem is that Guy has too many jobs. It's not really a joke. It's not really funny to have a lot of jobs, is it? And, like, and Felix, like, as you said, this is all in the context.

Like, his number one, his numeral uno job is still Secretary of State. And he's presiding over an unprecedented drop in the United States' ability to influence the rest of the world. Like, as we're currently, as you said, getting our shit firmly pushed in by Iran right now. And then they're just like, you know, like, you know, what if a Mary mimster was like, what if the Secretary of State? What if he was, you know, what if he was the manager of a major league baseball team? Wouldn't that be funny? Yeah. I like how we're under her example of him having a lot of jobs.

She goes, first he was a senator and then they appointed him to the secretary of state. And it's like, yeah, that's like usually kind of what happens. They don't go. They don't go like, okay, who's who like, go through like the employment rules. Who has been unemployed for 30 years? Who can we give the job of secretary of state to? Like, it's usually someone who is in. politics. Yeah, they've already, they've all had a job, right? It's not like an entry level position.

Fucking dumb. Soon, soon the memes were joyously multiplying. There was Rubio finding out he was the new manager of Manchester United or the new Shah of Iran. And then there's my favorite, the artificial intelligence generated video of Rubio discovering the new Shah of Iran. That's not, no, that we didn't kill this Shah. Like, no, she fucks. She is the perfect idiot. She everything, like she, she will just,

she, there is no small detail. She won't fuck up. She's a genius. Yeah. And like, the Genesis of this joke is that like, okay,

Rubio was Secretary of State, then he added interim national security advisor and then archivist to the United States, which is like, okay, so he's got a couple different titles. Like, that's not that funny.

No. It's like there's no, there's not a lot of, the only humor to be mine from any of this shit is just like, like I said, his absolutely disastrous tenure as in any of these positions. But like, you know, since McArdle is MacArthur, like, you know, she's not going to touch that because she probably like loves Marco Rubio.

So she says here and got this, this sentence here. And then there is my favorite. The artificial intelligence generated video of Rubio discovering he's the new chief executive of Anthropic. Why is that funny? Why is? Make that make sense. Explain it to me now.

Why is, yeah. Here's the thing is she doesn't understand comedy Like for this to actually be funny One of Marco Rubio's jobs Would have to be like Like the guy who sucks off a dog Or something

That's funny Yeah Yeah Oh yeah Marco Rubio He's the new Max hardcore God damn Felix What is what is

I don't know I'm really like I don't know I really feel bad About how like Rotten I am I'm sorry

Well Well Libby You say she doesn't understand comedy. Well, allow me to read on. Okay. People who share the memes have wildly differing views on the underlying events which they gently poke on. No, they don't.

No, they don't. It's all guys who work for, like, the Israel Foundation for the death of Arabs. Yeah. You know, it's like everyone from guys who work for the American Enterprise Institute to guys who work for foundation for defensive democracies. No, this is all for, like, people who are. never Trump Republicans until March 2016. Yeah, exactly. Right.

That was the most unbelievable part of her list of family members who to enjoy it, was the Maga Uncle. Your Maga Uncle doesn't know that he's the fucking acting archivist of the United States. I didn't even know that. Like, no one fucking cares about that. But she writes, but whether you view the Venezuela raid as a triumph or a war crime,

you can still get a good chuckle out of Rubio costumed up for a third-rate marching band. This is like, once again, The way her brain works is like, if you view what the United States did to Venezuela or any of the other war crimes you're doing as such as war crimes, you're not going to get a pleasant chuckle

out of Marco Rubio like a meme portraying him as the new president of Venezuela. Oh, my God. Okay, like imagine if you did the reverse of this. Like in 1999, you were like, okay, opinions are split on the bombing of the USS Cole, but this meme where Osama bin Laden is the new messhole, chief of the U.S. Navy is like we all think it's pretty funny, right?

This new Jim Jibad video about 9-11 is a really funny. Yeah. Look, we all think Columbine was a huge tragedy. But this, we all remember Duck Hunt, right? Well, this video combines those two things. We all think that's pretty funny. All right. She writes, okay, some readers will be tempted to respond that we shouldn't make jokes out of terrible things.

but this is exactly the attitude that is making American politics impossible. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. Okay, and like, I'm sorry, like none of these, like, yeah, kidnapping the president of Venezuela, that's probably the worst.

But like, none of the examples cited so far are mining humor from genuinely terrible things. No, yeah, these are not memes about like Gaza or something. Like, this is about Marco Rubio, which, you know, I agree he's a travesty, but I don't think that's what she thinks. Yeah, exactly. And also like, like, obviously we don't think that there's like no humor ever to be

mind about something out of something awful. Yeah. I've been doing this in years now. Yeah, yeah. But like that's, this is just like, it's almost the opposite of it. There is like the footnote acknowledgement of the event in service of this incredibly one note and funny fucking joke, which is, whoa, this guy has a lot of fucking title. Yeah.

Human beings have always told jokes about terrible things because laughter makes those things slightly less terrible to live through. We make light of our failures and misfortunes crack wise at funerals and in war zones jeer at dictatorships and plagues because often the alternative is helpless sovereign.

Marker Rubio is not a war zone. A lot of people think it's rude to go boo, you suck. a plague, but it's actually part of the grand human tradition of black humor. Oh, my God. I love her, man. I mean, look, this is where. Jeers to dictators and plagues.

Cheers to laughter. Jeers to dictatorships and plagues. You'll notice the one thing she said, one thing in this litany of evils that she doesn't mention is genocide. Because it's like, you know, she's like, okay, well, maybe that's too far to make fun of or whatever. But she's like, it can speak the conspicuous absence from her list of chuckles here, I think is amusing. I'm thinking about her typing it out and then writing that and then being like, well, I can't really include that. And then she deletes it.

And then she comes up with something like, I don't know, plagues. I would have loved to see. I would have loved to see. I would love to see. I would love. I mean, look, the Black Death memes went crazy. I would love to have seen the memes in like Florence, circa the 1400s. Yeah, yeah.

When like one out of every four people fucking like turned black and died in front of you. And then they're like, you know, when you got to bury your grandma or whatever. Like the plague doctor, like all the plague doctors are like Patch Adams. They would come in with like a little horn and go, I go,

my God. Do you know that like the, the BET program comes? View is over 700 years old and it started during the Black Death. The king, the king, like, through decree was like, we will have a program called Comic View. Bruce Bruce is actually 900 years old. He's been doing that show for a really long time. You know, the comedian earthquake got his start out of after a particularly nasty one that killed 30,000 people in China.

Let's close it out here. Naturally, it matters what kind of joke we tell. There are hilarious classic jokes about the stupidity of anti-Semitism and decidedly unfunny memes where the punchline is the Jews. Okay. Like, okay, if you're a real fan of humor, you'd be like, you'd be like, but also there's some unfunny jokes against anti-Semitism and some really funny ones about Jews. Like, let's call balls and strikes here, okay?

If you're a real humor fan. And also, like, the hilarious classic jokes about the Supini of Antisemitism. Can I get one example cited, please? Yeah. I'm sure there are out there. She's referring to the classic hilarious joke, and I just want to know what she's talking about. So I did pull up the article,

and I do see that the anti-Semitism is underlined. It has a link here, and the link is to a Facebook post. Oh, my God. Okay, wait, Libby, I just click through this. Okay. This is the Chabababat. R.C. of South Florida's post. Here is a joke.

Two Jews are sitting on a park bench in Nazi Germany. One is reading the Berliner Gemindeblatt, the Jewish communal newspaper. The other is halfway through the virulily anti-Semitic Der Stermer. Why on earth are you reading that Nazi rubbish? The Gamindblatt reader asked.

It's simple, replies the friend. When I read a Jewish newspaper, I hear of our woes in terrible fate. When I reared Der Sturmer, I hear we control the banks, world media, and international governments. A bit of a long war. Yeah, that joke doesn't work when like the government is like,

hey, we're killing all these students because they wrote articles and about how Israel's bad. Yeah. That doesn't work. That doesn't work when it's like you have to, if you're entering this country, you have to like kneel before a picture of Larry Ellison and a discuss the family. You guys here right here.

Okay. But that's what makes the Rubio meme so heartwarming. There's something we can all laugh about, even when there's nothing to celebrate. God. Heartwarming. Heartwarming is when a dog is friends with a cheetah. This is not heartwarming. I also like that.

I also like that that's in contrast to other jokes that are funny. Like other jokes that are funny are usually about something that's celebrated. Right. Like how you would know if you were a redneck or how being in an elevator with another guy is gay. That's not a good example. That's just like a hack joke. I heard it at a DC Open mic once that really made me laugh. Wait, what was the punchline?

It was just like, one time I was in D.C. And I was hanging with a group of friends or comedians and one of them really wanted to do a spot. And we went to like some club there. And D.C. open mic comedy is actually unintentionally really funny because it's like, it's at the exact cross section where you get all three types of hack American comedy, where you get like, you will get like a guy doing a job. Jeff Fox were really act. You'll get like a 27-year-old woman or man going like,

I'm on three different types of Nancy Pressing. And then like you'll get like the last guy I saw was it was a black comedian doing like an act from like 1992. He was like, he was like, man, you ever feel gay when you're on an elevator? And it was like, it was it was actually, it was exactly. It was so beautiful. Because it was like all three, it was like hack comedy from every station of American life.

It was really beautiful. It was really awesome. Everybody comes together, you know, no matter where they're coming from, to do the worst fucking comedy you've ever heard. It was awesome. Yeah,

no, it really, it really, I mean, she should have, I mean, Megan probably would have thought all those acts were funny. Yeah.

So, who am I to say? Well, Megan spends three paragraphs to this piece talking about how people reacted to the Clinton Lewinsky scandal when she was a kid or just starting out as a traitor on Wall Street. But I'm just going to read the last two paragraphs here. Today's successors to Jay Leno and David Letterman,

traffic less and lighthearted, nonpartisan fluff, and more in self-serious jabs designed to elicit with comedian Seth Myers, has dubbed Clafter, an ecstatically engaged, enraged audience applauding remarks that tickle their political funny bone, but aren't actually, well, funny. Some may see this as a sign that our sense of humor is progressing, but that's only true in the sense that a cancer progresses. It's a symptom of a terminally ill culture that has given up on any hope of finding common ground. I'm sorry, but like the purpose of comedy is not to find common ground.

No. Comedy, like, there needs to be a surprise, a shock. There needs to be like a point of view. I'm like, yes, a meanness. Like, and like, look, I don't think, you know, Stephen Colbert's CBS fucking monologues are all that funny either. But like, the example she's using here is the least funny thing I've ever fucking seen in my life. Yes. And like basically what it comes down to is she doesn't want she doesn't want right wingers to be made fun of.

That like she doesn't yeah like that is the entire point. That's really what's underlying this article. And like and like our contention that like your resistance lib aunt and abundance bro fucking brother. I think this is funny too. It's like no they don't. If you're aware of it at all, they forgot it instantly because it's like to call it a joke would be like is a stretch a mile long. Well she likes it because it has no political content at all. You don't have to believe in any particular thing to, you know, to find it funny.

I mean, you just have to be a fucking moron to find it funny, I suppose. Yeah. I also like that her thing, like, we don't go into her thing about the Glenn and Lewinsky thing, but her point now is it like, it's much meaner. It's not like back then when like all the jokes were like, oh, isn't this like 21-year-old bitch fat? A hundred. Just fat bitch.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Look at this stupid fat bitch who should die for being a whore. Yeah. That was nice. That's what Jay Leno was doing every night on the tonight show. Yeah. Right.

That was, I wish it was still nice like that and not mean where we're making fun of an 80-year-old rapist. Yeah. Who's like, fuck over everyone he's ever met is like uniformly regarded. It's a horrible guy. It's so fucking Megan McArdle to like try and ring 800 words out of essentially explaining a meme. Like what should just be a Chris Zelizer thing from 10 years ago being like, oh, everybody

is sharing this meme? Isn't that interesting? And to try and ring an article of her kind out of it where she comes up with the worst possible fucking examples that she could come up with because she wants to make some kind of like, you know, bigger point about, actually, it tells us something about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But in doing so, she just completely fucks it up and does not stick the landing at all. I mean, like you say, she's the best. Yeah, like, Chris, Lizza's best comp here because, like, I've read so many things like this from Soliza. But it's like, so Liza is like much more self-aware than McArdle, which is a weird thing to say about him, but it's true. Like when he's, when he writes something like this, he's like, all right, you know, I want to, I want to go and screw Mrs. Fix's brains out.

I'm just going to, this is an easy Friday post about like bullshit meme I saw. But with Megan, she's like, this made me laugh, but also made me think. Yes, yes, that's the thing is. There's an article here. Yeah, and Crystaliza very smartly made a whole career out of just being like, here are the memes. Here's the meme report. I love Crystaliza. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. He's great. Like, people who get mad at Crystalisa are like, oh, he's misinforming people. Anyone who gets their information from Crystaliza is a hopeless moron. And I think it's fine that he explet. I was sad when they fired him. I thought it was like a victory of the human spirit when they paid him $30,000 a year. I love him.

I think he's great. Here's the last paragraph from Picardo. I'm not suggesting that Rubio memes can cure us of that disease. Like most memes, they have too short a shelf life to promise any lasting treatment. Already, they are rarer and less funny than they used to be. And soon the internet will turn to something else. But the spirit that animates them doesn't have to die. As long as Americans push past partisan differences and laugh together,

then there's still a chance we can find more enduring points of agreement. Okay. So, but according to you, that's what we used to do and now we're here. So like that does, so it does or doesn't work. Like the thesis is inherently so fucking stupid. We used to do, we used to do this where we all talked about how this one woman was ugly and disgusting and we should kill her. And then, like, for some reason it stopped. But if we do that again, it will never get this bad ever again, even though it did.

Like, what the fuck is your point? like I just and the other the suggestion that like if memes lasted longer they would unify people permanently that's great too so like when when memes were they came from Super Bowl

commercials right? Yeah, like when we had was up did you know there were zero hate crimes because everyone was just saying was up to each other yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's yeah it's she really

no one doesn't like her. And like, and the thing is like, true fucking one of one. And like political memes in particular are always partisan. Like,

and the reason that this one is not funny at all is because it has no point of view. It has no position to advocate. There's no target. You know what I mean? It's not making fun of Mark or Rubio. It's not praising Mark or Rubio. It's just there.

It's just like, oh, like, imagine he was, imagine he got a different job. Yeah. Imagine he wasn't. You know, like, and like, and like, and like, and like, and, and, like, and, like, And for someone like MacArthur who like, you know, works for the Washington Post,

the now the Jeff Bezos Washington Post, and it's like, you know, essentially has to propagandize on behalf of a Republican government. But that government is led by, you know, pedophile Hitler. And like Megan McArdle is someone who like can't openly support Donald Trump. Or like she has to act that like, you know, he's a bit gauche and, you know, like perhaps, you know, perhaps he's slightly less than truthful or like, you know, maybe there's something wrong with this guy. But essentially she supports his entire agenda. So like any of the memes about him being a fucking pedophile or you know kissing the wall in Israel or like those are off limits because those are those are bad mean and partisan memes.

But like when it comes to politics like it has to have a partisan point of view or else it's not funny. It has to offend half of the population and delight the other half. And this Marco Rubio meme is the things she's grasping for that's going to unite us. The only thing that is going to unite is like in just and everyone who comes across is being like forgetting it instantly or being like this is dog shit. Like if you even so much as giggle at one of these memes Like you have the brain of a Labrador Like you are like there's nothing going on there Yeah

Yeah it's not good So Megan once again A five tool terrible writer and thinker She still got it still got the fastball I know you know what It was nice at least to hear her name again It was I was happy to revisit Yeah I miss her

And look I'm honored to be on a Megan McArdle episode You know that's huge for me It's been a while since we covered her. It's been a long time. I'd like to cover her in Hornets. Hey, remember from the Nicholas Cage Wickerman movie, the meme? The bees, the bees.

That was a good meme. But imagine we're doing that to the Washington Post editorial board, but for real. And it's on video and everyone shares it and laughs at it. Marco's Rubio's new job is the B. How about this?

Marka Rubio. New job flyer landed on Mike Pence's head. That's a meme, baby. Hamburger. I think maybe we're wrong. Like maybe there is a guy who like he has the AI psychosis thing. And the, you know, the AI is like, he's trained it to sort of talk to him like Michael Rappaport, you know. And he's like, damn, player, you right.

The only way for your family to go to heaven is for you to kill all of them and then yourself. And he's about to do it. You know, he's about to blow the house up. And then boom, you show it. You're like, oh, Marco Rubio just got, he's show high, Otani's new manager or something. Yeah. And it's, I don't know how you would depict that.

But he's like, you know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And the guy's like, you know what? I don't think I have to kill my family for us. You know to heaven. If that worked, like maybe. her thesis is right. Maybe.

If it prevents any loss of life. But I actually think, I think it's more likely you would show it to someone and they would commit a murder. I think that's more likely. Spencer writes here, Megan was on suicide watch when Chuck Norris died. That's exactly the level of humor. Those were the memes that could have healed America. If only we had a few more of them, but we just didn't have enough.

It's the problem. It just weren't enough of them. So that's why we are where we are today. I thought that's what cursed Victor Orban That was like the last video I saw of him Was him making a Chuck Norris joke No really? No no really Yeah yeah Oh fuck

And he's like I love Chuck glorious Oh come on I thought he was supposed to be a fucking nationalist What is he doing joccing our shitty action movie Yeah who's the Hungarian Chuck Norris Oh my God Think how shitty that guy's life is

is Chuck Morris of Hungary. He stars in all their action flip books. All right. Okay, let's leave it there for today. Once again, thank you to our guest, Libby Watson. Libby, if people would like more Libby in their life, what should they do? Where should they go?

Thank you so much. Yeah, it's what's all this then is the podcast. It's everywhere you get podcasts and on YouTube. And then I stream on Twitch, Twitch.tv.tv slash Liptron. Excellent. All right, everybody. Until next time, bye-bye.

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