Chapo Trap House - 348 - Dragged Across Concrete feat. Marcus Barnett & Osita Nwanevu (9/9/19
Episode Date: September 10, 2019We hear from our UK correspondent Marcus Barnett, and attempt to make any sense of anything going on with Brexit. We're then joined by the New Republic's Osita Nwanevu to hear about his experience wat...ching David French and Sohrab Ahmari debate whether liberal civil society should continue to exist if it means we are threatened by Drag Queen Story Hour. Osita's New Republic piece: https://newrepublic.com/article/154977/right-wings-cultural-civil-war-drag
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Hey everybody, we got a double shot of interviews for you this week.
First up is our boy Marcus Barnett reporting from the UK on what the fucking hell is going
on over there.
What bloody hell is going on?
Short answer is nobody really knows, not even our guest, not us, not any of the ones in
charge.
Something might happen soon or maybe it won't, but we don't know what that thing will be
or will not be.
Regardless, Marcus always enjoyed to talk to you in his clever Mank accent, always enjoyed
to hear.
And then following him, we've got a returning champ, Osino Wenevu, to talk about the recent
intellectual mind warrior event between David French and Saurabh Amare at American Catholic
University, a debate that will define the future of being an insufferable nerd in this
country well into the future.
He was there, live, covering it.
I heard Amare cheated by bringing out the power glove.
He hit ABABAB, select and start before the debate.
Alright, so first up is Marcus Barnett.
We're going to kick things off this week talking a bit about goings on internationally with
our friends across the pond.
At the end of the day, what the ruddy hell is going on in the UK with the bloody Brexit
mess?
And to talk about it, it's our old friend, that big girl's blouse, it's Marcus Barnett
back again.
I think he's now our official Chavo UK correspondent at this point.
Yeah, I'd say.
So Marcus, last time we saw you is when we were over in your neck of the woods at the
UK, hanging out.
And I got to say, you know, up until then, our European tour or UK tour, rather, I got
to say I was a moderate on the England issue.
But now that I've spent some time there, I've been redpilled and Marcus, we got to get rid
of England.
I mean, you see the need to destroy it now, right?
Yeah, I know.
I had this.
I would do it to ourselves.
Very clearly.
Marcus, I had this sort of naive cosmopolitan attitude where I was just like, oh, the English,
you know, we share a language, sort of a shared cultural history.
They've made so many of the wonderful television programs I like that they can still go on
existing as a country, right?
But no, now I'm very broken people.
Now I've seen it close up with my own eyes.
I'm fine with that.
As long as the North can break off and we can have a People's Socialist Republic of
Manchester.
Amber, you read my mind and Marcus, let me pitch this to you.
So here's the way it's going to work.
The North part of England will retain, it'll be like Hong Kong.
It'll retain certain formal bourgeois liberties and sort of a semblance of democratic liberties.
But then like the Midlands and South and all of that, just pure one party, just state rule,
just pure totalitarianism.
Oh, well, that sounds about right to me.
I mean, you know, most of the Northwest is already a one-party state for labor.
Every time you have a local election, you just get Lib Dems or Conservatives just screaming
about how the Soviet state of Manchester or Red Liverpool is untouchable and free from
any democratic accountability and so on and so forth.
Well, very soon they will be free of any democratic accountability once we take over.
The parliament's not going on at the moment, there's no democratic accountability whatsoever.
Okay, Marcus, we wanted to talk about what the fuck is going on with Johnson, with Brexit
and all of these machinations and shenanigans and we were trying to sort of prepare ourselves
just saying, okay, so Johnson wants to have a no confidence vote on himself so there's
an election before the 34th and we just kept tripping ourselves up over it because I feel
like I'm checkmated at every turn trying to understand what's going on.
Do you have any idea?
Yeah, it's very, very hard to understand what's going on because something new is happening
every few minutes.
I've just got in front of me now something that happened in the past hour, which is the
MPs have voted by 311 to 302 votes to force Dominic Cummings, you know, Boris' Steve
Bannon, to release all of his texts, emails, WhatsApp messages and all of the private communications
detailing the decision to pro-rogue parliament.
There's going to be so much inappropriate perverse sexting that you have to wait there.
Christ, can you imagine parliament like ordered you to show your WhatsApp messages to people?
And the pro-roging parliament, that would be the thing where they literally just there's
like, okay, the Queen is in charge now or she passes it without any parliament.
Swans are actually in charge.
Well, so the sort of the prorogation is a way to pass through legislation very, very,
you know, swiftly and aggressively, Clement Atley's government did it in, I think, 1948
to put through a steel legislation to nationalize the steel industry because they just wanted
to basically push it through all processes, but it's pretty boring and an archaic way
to push through your policy against entrenched opposition.
So as best you can explain it, like, what has happened since Big Mad Boris has become
PM?
Like, what does he want to, what is he trying to achieve here?
Well, I think that he recognizes the poor state the Conservative Party is in and what
is it that is in a really perilous state, you know, really, you know, people say the
Labour Party is in a pitiful way, but God, look at their side.
And I think that what he's trying to do is trying to, he's trying to sort of get the
enthusiasm and the sort of insurgent nature, if you like, of the Brexit campaign in 2016
and kind of like apply that into the Conservative Party, like a sort of like radical entryism
into the Tories.
And that is why he is wandering around Scotland and petting cows.
Well, it's going really badly.
This is why I'm quite surprised.
Even the cows look unimpressed.
You know, into it.
No one's into this.
So, like, there's this October 31st deadline, right?
And there's been so many of these deadlines in the past with Brexit, like just kicking
it down.
This is what's really hard for me to understand is, like, what, whether you are pro-remain,
pro-Brexit, pro-no-deal Brexit, you know, soft-consent Brexit, negotiated-kink Brexit,
I don't, or the UK, like, what bargaining chips do they have with this Brexit thing?
Because, like, they voted to Brexit.
The EU, like Brussels or whatever, are just like, OK, you're going to do it, right?
So, like, is it, how can they back out or negotiate anything at this point?
Well, it's completely broken, and it's really unclear what, you know, Europe is saying.
For a very long time, people like Michel Barnier, they were interested in having a sort of change
in the political climate, and there was a school of thought that he was interested in
negotiating with a Jeremy Corbyn-led Britain, but obviously things haven't gone particularly
well since then, and not necessarily for the Labour Party, but things have reached fever
pitch, to be honest, in terms of the direction that practically everybody wants the country
to go in.
And it's essentially ended up meaning that the only people who have any form of insurgency
now are people who want a no-deal Brexit, and people who want to revoke Article 50, which
would effectively mean we wouldn't be leaving the European Union.
Politics has become really, really polarized incredibly quickly over the past four or five
months.
What, like, a no-deal Brexit, like, what would that mean for the UK?
Like, why is this such a scary or, if you are Boris Johnson, like, a preferable thing?
Well, there's a lot of widespread fear that lots of medicine, you know, which is made
in Europe, you know, for, say, you know, people who need insulin, they might not be able to
get their insulin, which is obviously absolutely terrifying for people who are particularly
vulnerable in British society.
Yeah, no, imagine living in a country where people couldn't get their insulin.
That's fucking, that's fucking dark.
We don't know anything about that.
I'm drinkable, right?
Yeah.
But this is a big thing now, actually, there was this big outcry from the British public
about the Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, like, trade deal.
And a lot of people were worried that the NHS was going to be on the table, and lots
of big pharma was going to come over to the United Kingdom and effectively just absolutely
like wreck our NHS and, you know, put a wrecking ball through it.
And Liz Truss, one of our ministers, she said, you know, she tried to reassure people by
saying, you know, look, we're never going to touch the NHS.
This is just, you know, this is not on the table.
But Donald Trump, you know, your man, Trump, he was absolutely right.
And he said, look, you know, everything is on the table.
There's so much privatized parts of the NHS already, there's no way you can effectively
say it's a state asset, you know, so in effect, like, you have to, when you're discussing
with, you know, say, you know, America, the, you know, some aspects of the NHS, which is
currently not privatized, may have to be or may have to fall into the hands of American
corporations in exchange for other stuff that we want.
Right.
And we've been actually trying to sort of wedge our way, we being American pharmaceutical
companies, which I personally represent, we've been trying to wedge our way into the NHS
since like the 60s, like you can find big, you know, the representative for Bath would
like to denounce the efforts by American pharmaceutical companies, you can find that shit in the minutes
from like the 60s.
Yes, it's all there.
It's all there.
I mean, the creation of the NHS is such a really, you know, astonishing and unique thing,
you know, this like centralized state system, which just provides health care at the point
of a point of need, like it is extraordinary and the night Bevan, he said he had to stuff
their mouths with gold, referring to the pharmaceutical companies.
Look, you think you like it.
You think you think you like your NHS, but you have not experienced a health savings
account.
The thing is, is that they give you flexibility.
I'm sure I might be experiencing one soon.
Look, it's a good deal.
You get health savings accounts, you get the big sodas again.
Yeah.
See, it's fun.
In the game, you get to learn a lot of new rules, and if you don't follow them exactly,
you die.
Yeah, that's great.
Well, you've got to give me some tips for that, some good life hacks.
Literally.
You know, keep me out of the game.
I guess my big question is, what is our boy, Jezza, how is Corbin and the good part of
the Labour Party?
What is their strategy and all this because from what I see is just seems like Corbin's
playing it kind of cool.
He's waiting in the wings, but what is their strategy here?
The current strategy of the leadership is to push for a general election.
Currently, we're all geared for really, really going hard on the general election.
Lots and lots of things are being planned in terms of mass strategies involving the
half a million strong membership that we have, utilizing the power of the trade union movement,
using stuff like momentum to start pushing on social media and developing a lot more
sort of like easily, easily accessible viral content, particularly focused on stuff around
the manifesto and particular demands of the manifesto, which are never, ever covered in
mainstream discourse.
But, you know, things that, you know, are hugely, hugely popular to the public, such
as that rail nationalization, taking the water back into public ownership, you know, things
like this.
And everyone's kind of geared for that.
But at the moment, yeah, there's quite a lot of confusion about the strategy.
Well, our strategy recently was that we don't want to call for a general election until
we rule no deal as illegal, which happened today.
So that did happen today.
Yeah.
And there's going to be a vote in parliament today about whether or not to have a general
election, but it's expected to be rejected.
So why is Corbin a chicken?
Why is he a chicken man?
Because I'm seeing him dressed up as a chicken man.
They were handing out broiled chicken to reporters or something, which, by the way, incredibly
British.
I saw the picture of the chicken, it looked just gyre.
It looked humorous, didn't it?
It was disgusting.
It was just, it was like a fucking eraser head chicken.
It's like, if somebody in America tried to stunt like that, it would be like Popeyes
or something.
Something appetizing.
What the fuck?
What's that fucking idiot that kind of like, he's like a British alt-right guy and he really
just wants to be American.
And he like...
He's called...
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Watson.
And he had that thing, you know, of the ride to getting better at humor.
So why is he, why is he a chicken, though?
What do they want him to do?
That he was...
The actual, like, text that the chicken came with, it says something along the lines of
move over, Colonel.
There's a new big chicken in town.
What's he chicken about, though?
I don't understand.
Yeah.
I think it's about talking Colonel Sanders.
Is he chicken for not calling a general election before the October 31st deadline?
Or is he chicken for not accepting a no deal?
I've got him for me now.
Move over, Colonel.
Jeremy Corbyn is the new biggest chicken in town.
Well, I guess it's because he didn't call a general election when immediately wanted
him to, which would have been stupid since the whole strategy is to rule a no deal Brexit
out of order.
So...
Make it illegal.
Boris Johnson's strategy, when that theory of, oh, maybe they'll call, maybe they'll
forget their entire strategy and call an election early and then they don't fall for
that.
Well, I'll just call him a chicken and then the hell do it then.
To be fair, he does forget things.
It's like, it's the stains chicken calling.
Wow.
Yeah.
But I mean, like...
That's not a bad...
For someone who, like, literally forgets what he's saying as he's saying it, he's just
assuming that, like, his enemies will just sort of, like, lose the thread.
I've got a question for you guys.
What do you guys make of Boris compared to Trump?
Because I think, I don't think he owns it in the summer.
I mean, he's a little sexier.
Well, I...
If you can imagine...
Hold on.
I disagree with Matt.
I said he's not as hot as Trump is.
Oh, come on.
I feel like...
Because Trump does the thing where he leans forward, like he's on the bow of a ship.
And I just feel like Boris is more solid, like he stays over his center of gravity.
So you can imagine wrestling...
He can stand.
Yeah, exactly.
You can imagine, like, wrestling to the ground and...
Well, I used to think maybe...
Was that really a good footage of him knocking a kid over, playing rugby?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Solid.
I used to think maybe, like, he was more, like, mentally put together than Trump.
But then there was that thing in front of the policeman.
We just sort of couldn't figure out what he was saying.
And it's like, why are all world leaders senile right now?
It's great.
I love to see it.
Marcus, my favorite thing with Boris Johnson that I've seen recently is, like, when he
was...
When it was the Tory leadership race, and he was, you know, the frontrunner, but he
was doing a lot of media trying to distinguish himself.
And there was an interviewer who asked him, like, you know, Boris, what do you do in your
free time, you know, just to relax?
And you could see the...
He was like, pause, mouth, a gait for a second, like, as you see the gears in his head turning
and he's just thinking, don't say drink all the time, don't say drink all the time, don't
say drink all the time, don't say get drunk every fucking night.
And then he just... what he came up with, he says, I like to paint buses on the crates
of wine that I have in my house.
So I ended up saying, like, I have so many crates of... empty crates of wine in my house
that I paint them for fun, which is, like, the funniest way of saying, like, I'm an
alcoholic in my spare time.
And he was describing the people that he paints on the bus, right?
He makes people on the bus.
Well, it's like what Margaret Thatcher said, if you're over 25 and taking a bus, you're
a loser.
Yeah, you're a loser.
What do you want to be able to make in the buses?
But, Marcus, one of the other, I guess, entertaining aspects of this whole story is this whole
thing with Boris had the vote in parliament and then he had, I guess, all these defections
from his own party where they voted against him and walked off the floor of the parliament.
Yeah, this is really good.
So this guy, Philip Lee, he is this fucking, I guess he's quite like an American style
of nasty politics.
He's very, he's really, really, really hostile towards, you know, like, refugees.
He's very, very hostile towards refugees, but he considers himself to be, like, liberal.
But he did this whole really stupid thing where he said that in a parliamentary hearing,
all immigrants should be, all immigrants and refugees, sorry, should be tested to see if
they have hepatitis B or C or HIV AIDS.
And he said they should be tested.
And obviously, like, people just immediately said how utterly fucking inhumane that is.
And his response to it was like, oh, well, you know, actually, this is a, this is actually
a really good thing for the gay community because it means that they won't get HIV AIDS.
He's a fucking, you know, he's a really fucking horrible guy.
He does sound American.
Yeah, it is, it's really, really American.
And obviously he like, he adores the European Union because it's this, you know, just like
monolithic neoliberal trade bloc that regulates capital.
And he's all about that.
So who knows, actually, if he's a good guy or a bad guy.
So that essentially is the nature of the split within the Tory party between the vote that
Boris Johnson lost from his own party with like those defections or those people walking
out.
Who are conservative, but like pro-U conservative, like kind of, but also I think that Dominic
Cummings is a kind of a, he got called a career psychopath by David Cameron.
And it's quite like a sort of common thing to hear him referred to as a poorly Leninist
because he's a little bit like Bannon.
He's a very, very direct, very tactical.
He's very serious about what he wants, but, you know, there's a few eccentricities about
him.
He's never been like a conservative party member.
He did loads of really like madcap, you know, stranger sort of business dealings in the
East, including, I think, trying to organize a railway system.
I think it might be like a flight, like a flight path from one part of Siberia to Ukraine
or something like that.
And this was like just during Perestroika.
And I think like the KGB shut the operation down.
So he's got this very eccentric past.
He's got mad, he's got madcap plans for trade with the Far East, what, selling opium to
China?
Well, that's the sort of thing I think Boris would be interested in.
It seems a bit of like a 19th century, like opioid addict, isn't it?
I think one of the things that confuses people too in America about this stuff is that there
are left wing anti-Brexiteers and there are left wing Brexiteers and there are also right
wing anti-Brexite and right wing pro-Brexite.
What is the division in the Tories, do you think, between like sort of the kind of protectionist,
more nationalist type, like, you know, pro-Brexite and the, you know, what we would recognize
more of the capitalist pro-EU kind of Tory party?
Like, was it like half and half or what?
Well, there's a very small group of Tory MPs called ERG, who are, you know, they've always
been like very, very, they're called European Research Group and they've always been like
very, very staunch Eurosceptics, always been very, very hostile to the European Union and
Europeanism in general.
And their whole thing is interesting because although they've been the kind of main standard
bearers of Euroscepticism on the, you know, kind of hard right of British politics, Dominic
Cummings, who spearheaded the Vote Leave campaign, he had this extraordinary diatribe leaked
about how much he'd like hates them, like he doesn't really stand with them.
He thinks they're all just a bunch of kind of dunderheaded fools from the past who just
want to relive British imperial glory.
And so, like, people don't really have, well, Dominic Cummings doesn't really have a lot
of time for the ERG, but they're the ones that are really kind of like, you know, looking
towards the past, basically, and thinking you can break away from Europe and, you know,
build like a strong imperial Britain, but then most of the conservative MPs are just interested
in the very smooth running of capitalism and therefore, you know, pretty fine with the
European Union.
Well, none of these people seem to like each other, which I'm enjoying a lot.
I mean, it does.
Yeah, they absolutely hate each other, but look, the unity that they show is extraordinary.
Like the absolute, I mean, if we had the unity of their class, it is extraordinary, you know,
it's extraordinary how they can deliver it.
There's some family strife here, Boris's own brother got, what, like kicked out of
the party and Winston Churchill's grandson.
Yeah, how fucking good is that?
So, wait, like, so this means they like, they like deselected him or something, which means
that like he can't stand.
And then if there is a general election or something.
Yeah, I mean, this is to punish him.
Nicholas Somes one is so good.
And Nicholas Somes is Churchill's grandson and like he was like, I mean, he was in tears
when he was, you know, doing his final statement in Parliament.
It was so funny.
But like, I don't know, it's the way that Brexit has created these, these situations
where these, these are really guilty men have been able to sort of like, like reinvigorate
and revive their own like, sort of public integrity by sort of declaring they're opposed
to nasty Boris and, you know, like the calamity of Brexit.
Well, the Phillip Lee guys, he's fucking scum of the earth.
And I was like reinventing myself with some like, sane liberal who wants to bring Britain
back from the brink.
Okay.
Now, this is starting to sound very familiar, very familiar over here.
Like, I mean, so Winston Churchill's grandson, the only thing he was really known for in
Parliament was like about maybe like 15 years ago, about six female in a collective complaint
against him, the sexual harassment.
And they, they also mentioned when one of them was briefed into the, to just a newspaper
at the time about it, they mentioned that they used to respond to his sexual advances
by shouting click, which was in reference to a book that his ex-wife wrote in which
she said that having sex with him was like a double cabinet falling on you with a key
still inside of it.
Oh my God.
Damn.
Wait, wait, wait, he kept running for office after that.
He didn't fucking kill him.
Jesus Christ, no shame those freaks have.
Wow.
I don't know more about her, I mean, I'm sure she's evil too, but that's just a great fucking
line.
Yeah.
Absolutely horrible guy.
I mean, he was making like a woofing noise.
Oh, no, no, actually, actually, there was a really good one as well.
So, you know, I was the Campbell, like the old Blair Wright spin doctor Malcolm Tucker
favorite character.
Yeah.
That's the one.
So like, he apparently like called the palace to Campbell about 10 years ago.
And just I was kind of like trying to abuse him over the phone and was screaming stuff
down the phone.
I'm like, oh, you sex god, you are Donis, you the greatest of all great men.
And then like when the other person answered like actually spoke back to him, it was like
the Alistair Campbell's youngest son.
Talking dirty to Alistair Campbell's son.
Oh my God, very, very Tory behavior.
Oh my God.
Yes.
They're just repulsive people, you know, and like, I honestly, so John Burko, the speaker
of the house resigned today, you know, because he was like a little bit quirky and he was
kind of known as being privately a little bit of a liberal and a bit skeptical towards
Brexit and Boris Johnson.
You know, he's just faced all of these really, really, you know, glowing, you know, comments
from all sides of the house, to be honest about how good he is basically, like this
is some fellow who, you know, had to, he was going to face an investigation over some like
really, really serious bullying allegations from his former staff, you know, where like
people are being very, very, you know, condemnation about the way he talked to people, you know,
this included some staff members saying that they, you know, they had like, you know, PTSD
as a result of like dealing with him because he was just so aggressive.
This is the guy that was in that clip I saw going around where I watched it and I was
like, again, how the fuck is this a real country?
Like what the fuck is going on here where he literally said was like, you really are
an incorrigible rogue and he says, to the right honorable gentlemen, when you're dropping
off your kids at the school that our children go together, you're not a naughty boy like
this.
And I was just like, what, what is going?
What is this shit?
It's been a fucking, it's been a stupid country for so long and it's fine.
It's just been catching up with us as well, you know, the games up.
Wait till these people start dying, by the way, because then you'll get like, if you're
lucky, like a weird McCain funeral where all the liberals will just start like, you know,
saying like, this is when the conservatives were good people, they were honorable men
and then you'll just spend the whole day vomiting.
Well, Marcus, I mean, like you mentioned how like all of these, these, you know, absolute
ghouls are now sort of rebranding themselves as like, you know, putting country over party
and standing up to, you know, Brexit and mean Nasty Boris.
I mean, this is a phenomenon we're, we're well acquainted with here in America with
Trump and the sort of respectable right, if you want to call them that.
I mean, like another kind of parallel we were talking about, and I'm interested in your
thoughts on it, is how this idea of like ever since the Brexit vote passed, like the remain
has become like the same kind of fixation that liberals have in this country with like
Russiagate and Donald Trump and it's just like, oh, they blame Russia for Brexit.
Yeah.
Like it's this idea that like, there's something happened that they never thought was possible
of happening and it's like sort of frozen them all in amber and they, they, they just
sort of can't get amber frozen, but like, you know what I mean?
Like it's become kind of an identity and a fixation and that like no politics can move
forward until they just get, get their way or just go back in time and sort of undo the
thing that happened that they can't deal with.
Yeah.
I mean, they really, a lot of the people who kind of brand themselves as a, you know, like,
you know, hashtag FPP, you know, really remaining people, there's this really, really big sort
of thing of them to sort of just imagine anything that happened before 2016 has been like, you
know, like really, really solid in just a different world, you know, and everything just changed
in June, 2016.
And that was that.
And they, they love talking about things like the 2012 Olympics, you know,
Yeah, I remember that when Daniel Craig kicked off the events with the really, really big
thing for them, you know, like the opening ceremony, which you just, it's like, a grotesque
spectacle.
Yeah.
It was like quite intelligently done, but it was fucking, you know, it wasn't real.
And there was like, any boy all directed it, right?
There was no people kill it.
There was like, you know, war veterans killing themselves over the bedroom tax and, you know,
like really punitive benefits measures and, you know, like hundreds of people are getting
made homeless every single year.
You know, it was a really, really unpleasant society in 2012.
It's just they didn't care.
It really is this like parallel thing that where it's like, you know, for us, it's the
Obama years and all of the liberals just want to go back to when they were able to ignore
the misery and chaos.
And now that like, you know, their man isn't in the White House, suddenly these problems
are more visible and they don't know how to deal with it.
They can't deal with it politically.
They're just in denial.
They're just completely, they're trying to just, you know, completely overturn the democratic
process, anything they can possibly do to make it go back before they knew how bad things
were.
Yeah.
So the crisis years have finally caught up to them and they have no meaningful or productive
solution, you know, or like a way out of this.
So the only answer is just to retreat into like a very recent past, which wasn't real
anyway.
What, but like overall, like Corbin has gotten a lot of shit for not being like, you know,
pro remain enough.
Like what is the labor part of Corbin's labor party?
What is like their current stance as it comes to Brexit?
Well, so I mean, it is a little incoherent.
It's kind of being ripped a lot because I think currently we're undergoing a process
where like the whole of the party is trying to work out what we're really going to do
because it looks like we're on the cusp of power and even it's one of those things where
it's like, you don't want to be complacent, but the way that the media is shaped against
us, even if we're just 10 points behind now, I mean, we were 18 points behind when the
general election was called in 2017 and we received the hung parliament.
Now I think if we, you know, lots of the polling are saying we're between seven and
10 points behind, although in the past week, this might even change by the time the show
comes out, but in the past week, we've been about 2% ahead of Boris and the Tories.
So I think that we, if we just basically lead a general election charge by talking about
Brexit as little as possible and talking about the things that really matter in this country,
you know, like the whole infrastructure of British society is completely crumbling.
This report came out today about like teachers talking about how upset they are because there's
been like a record number of teachers reporting that their five year olds, six year olds and
seven year olds are openly discussing killing themselves in classrooms, you know, like it's
a society like a really profound like crisis and there needs to be some sort of positive
reform of the whole country or else it's just going to get worse and worse and worse and
more and more and more dilapidated.
And I think if we led a campaign based around this and based around positive solutions to
very, very real problems that millions of people are facing, and I think we probably
will win it on a, you know, like a very minority government.
But currently the, you know, what we get caught out on is that we are going to win the election.
We're going to go to the European Union, negotiate a much better Brexit deal which prioritizes
workers rights, environmental protections and so on, and then we're going to put it back
to the public on a sort of confirmatory vote.
Now there's a huge debate over whether that is going to be a, you know, like a labor deal
or a no deal.
I believe that was the, that was what united the union, which is a very influential left
wing trade union.
I believe that's what they wanted.
But currently the strategy seems to be it's going to be either the labor deal or a remain
votes.
I think you can see why it's going to be complicated.
Cool.
Cool.
So just no idea.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
I understand entirely that it comes across as incoherent because it is, but it's a balance
because it's completely split Labour's political coalition in half this, you know, when you're
talking about 75 of Labour's 75 target seats for the next election voted leave and something
like 61% of our constituencies voted leave, but over, you know, two out of a third of
our membership voted to remain, you know, it's created a huge, you know, like opening
chasms in the party itself.
So, you know, it is like a very, very complex situation to manage, I understand.
But to me, it's all about moving away from the whole argument and emphasizing how completely
broken this country is and how it needs to be positively restricted.
Right.
So, final question, what is Ireland, what's going on with that?
We were just, actually, I have had to explain the backstop like 10 times and I've never
gotten better at it.
And I think that it's also like the approach to it has changed like in the last like five
days anyway.
So that's, I have no idea.
Can you like sort of walk us through like Northern Ireland and the backstop?
So what do you want to know particularly because it is a very, very ugly topic, isn't it?
Are the troubles going to kick off again?
That's what I want to know.
Are we going to bring back new wave music and pub bombings?
Balaclavas.
Yes.
That's what I want to know.
When Britain was fun, I think the big thing is, is just, you know, what's the backstop
and what would violate the backstop and what kind of a deal wouldn't?
So the backstop is just a kind of, it's just a name given to a very, very sort of like
slack drafted agreement between Britain and the European Union that just stops a hard
border in Ireland, you know, which means like there won't be like military checkpoints or
you know, the Irish police checking you or whatever, if you're crossing into the north
or vice versa.
That means that it means, it probably means keeping Northern Ireland in some aspects of
the single market.
It's obviously a huge political football because I think like Leo Veradka, the Irish
Prime Minister said yesterday that basically the removal of the border will just affect
you know, no deal Brexit because the major stakeholders in Ireland and Northern Ireland
won't accept this and the European Union won't accept it either.
Cool.
I mean, it's not a sexy topic, is it?
Should I mention, I may be just like, no, no, no, it isn't a just a topic.
It's just that there's no solution, like with this, there's no prediction we could possibly
make at this point.
I mean, I want to make a prediction just to comment more so.
It just recently came out that Lord Monbatten was a petto.
So IRA, most effective sickle hunters in history.
Let's get them back on the case.
IRA true detective season four.
Let's go.
Well, did you, did you see any of that new book about Lord Monbatten that just showed
how batshit insane he was like, in 1968, he was interested in plotting a coup against
Harold Wilson, who was our kind of like center left Prime Minister at the time.
Just because he nationalized a few things and, you know, set up the open university,
people thought that he was a Soviet agent.
And yeah, and Lord Monbatten really did think that and he was interested in like implementing
a plan, which would mean that like this little block of generals, like industrialists and
you know, various captains of industry would be like propelled into a new government, which
deposes Harold Wilson.
And people around him were really interested in having a Sir Oswald Mosley, you know, with
the head of the British factory.
They wanted him to lead this national government.
All right.
Well, does he have a grandson or something, or he'll solve this thing?
I like the idea that like, that like Harold Wilson, who was, yeah, again, like not a very
threatening figure.
They were like, let's bring in Mosley.
There's never been a Soviet agent named Harold.
I'm sorry.
It's just not.
I'll check up the list of my my dad's uncles.
I mean, this does tell you that if Corbyn gets in there, he's going to have to arm
the chabs immediately because there will be a coup.
How do you know that word anyway, that's the Internet.
Yeah.
It's just like memes.
Oh, wait.
My mobile.
What are you talking about?
Wait, Marcus, I got I got one more question for you.
Another thing I don't understand.
Who are the Lib Dems and what are they?
What are the who?
Who's the typical Lib Dem voter and politician?
How would you?
How could you describe them?
I don't know.
It's kind of like you can't really, you can't really define the Lib Dems by anything, particularly
remain though, right?
That's like their deal now.
They're the remainers.
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, they are, but they basically just like change to fit whatever, whatever
sort of like major, you know, soft, you know, soft, but serious, like outcry in society
there is at the time, you know, they were really into a, you know, get rid of tuition
fees.
Like infamously, they were really interested in getting rid of tuition fees and that meant
they had a huge, huge kind of insurgent campaign in 2010 with Nick Clegg, where they got millions
of student votes, never, never, ever received them before.
And within about nine months, because they got enough votes to actually form a, a coalition
with the Conservative Party, within about nine months of being in power, they'd already
like voted to triple tuition fees, which led them over to student riots and so on.
My impression, or at least what I suspected is that they were just like sort of liberals
that might have been Blairites, but were like too unsuccessful to get their, to work
their way into the Labour Party.
Yeah, but there's also these, I don't know, there's kind of like a, there's a good article
on by Solomon Hughes, who's a really good British investigative journalist.
It's on Jacob and it's called the Lip Dems, his new friends.
And he sort of like goes through them a bit because they've always tried to posture themselves
as being, you know, like economically competent, but kind of socially progressive and forward
thinking and so on.
But like, you couldn't really say that about them now.
I mean, like Tim Farron, their former leader was like an obsessive homophobe, he was, you
know, really, really, really angry, like, you know, far more angry than any like sane
individual could ever be about equal marriage.
And you know, you used to abstain on all sorts of just generic progressive legislation that
would just, you know, help LGBTQ plus people, you know, like loads and loads of the people
like Chuka Ramona are interested in all sorts of politics and they flirted with quite hard
right?
Labour politics for a while, quite socially conservative politics.
I mean, Chuka Ramona himself, I remember him saying about two years ago that we should,
we should just basically make an agreement with the European Union, where we keep all
the economic benefits of the European Union, but we just ban immigrants from coming into
the country.
It's just fucking horrible.
That's a great position.
So I like the rapacious capitalism part.
I don't like the part where we get to, you know, help refugees.
That's the idea is like, you know, the sort of like the regulation and neoliberalism across
the UK.
Give me that.
But like, I would never like to live next to a Polish person.
Cool.
Very cool.
Thank you.
So that's a big aspect of liberal Democrats, too.
I think the only consistent thing that you can say about them in terms of policy and
character is that they're all, you know, for their own particular reasons, obsessed with
preventing the Labour government from getting into power.
Well, Marcus, I want to thank you so much for your time and for filling us in on all
that.
Like I said, hopefully you will be, you know, the Northern Viceroy when America does our
regime change style invasion of the UK.
I can't wait to be a commissar for Donald.
Yeah.
It's forcing Donald's will.
No, it's, yeah.
Great to talk to you again, Marcus.
Do you have anything, anything to plug?
I don't know.
Yeah, the Labour Party.
Oh, how about this?
Let us know when you guys call a general election and we'll come over there and do like a sort
of whistle stop rat pack style tour.
100%.
We're going to go to the Midlands and just boost it for Corbyn and we'll just be out
there and be like, don't know what this town is.
Don't know anything about Brexit.
And we're from Brooklyn here for Jeremy Corbyn.
We could do really madcap rallies with you.
We'd be great at it.
Yeah.
We could sing High Hopes.
Yeah.
You could come over and Hillary T-shirts, you know, we're still with her.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Marcus.
Once again, man.
It's great to talk to you.
You too.
Thanks, man.
All right.
Take care, everyone.
See you soon.
Bye.
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getting his two-time Chapeau Appearance Challenge coin.
Ossida is now at the New Republic.
And I'm very excited to be talking to you, Ossida,
because you just did some on-the-ground sports reporting
from the wide world of intellectual combat.
I'm talking, of course, about David, French,
versus, versus, versus.
So-Rab, Ameri, Ameri, moderated by Ross,
doubt that, doubt that, doubt that,
at the American Catholic University,
versity, versity.
You covered a intellectual debate
that has been roiling the intellectual side
of the conservative movement in America
for the New Republic.
It's a piece up right now called
The Right's Culture War is a Drag.
Sorry, The Right Wing's Cultural Civil War is a Drag.
So, Ossida, could you give us some background here
on the lead up to this, this clash of the Titans?
Yeah, so I was very thrilled to be at the sort of
Ali Fraser of conservative posters last week.
But yeah, so the, the basic background is that
for several months now, a number of conservatives
have been really terrified by a phenomenon
called Drag Queen Story Hour.
This is a, I guess it's a group,
although it's not really formally organized
as a single group, but some folks who basically
invite Drag Queens to public libraries across the country,
have them read to children, make arts and crafts,
sing songs, this kind of thing.
In May, Sarabha Mari, who is the op-ed editor
at the New York Post, saw an ad for one of these events
that was gonna take place in Sacramento
and posted it to Twitter saying that this was
an evidence of a new demonic front in the culture wars.
It should be noted of course,
Sarabha Mari lives in New York City,
was sufficiently threatened by this event,
a gazillion miles away in Sacramento
to make a post about it.
And it would have just stayed, you know,
an odd tweet, not from the fact that he continued
in a thread and said that one of the people
preventing the right from adequately addressing
the threat posed by Drag Queen Story Hour was David French.
David French, I'm sure, you know,
everyone knows as a friend of the show,
one of the most prominent never-trump conservatives
on the right, and Amari says in a tweet
that mentions French that French is too polite
and too naive about the threat that progressives pose
to conservative values to really be an effective warrior
for the right.
French sees this tweet, writes his response
in national reviews saying that for all of his,
I guess, politeness and nice-kindness,
he's been a fighter for conservative causes
in the courtroom, he's been an advocate
for conservative causes in national review.
And this sort of creates a back and forth,
and during his back and forth,
it emerges basically that Amari's main beef
against French and the establishment conservative movement
is that he thinks that they're too respectful
of what I guess people call the classical,
the values embodying classical liberalism,
sort of like free speech, freedom,
the press re-expression and all of these things
that we sort of understand as part of the bill rights
and all of this stuff.
He thinks that the American conservative movement
has become too respectful of those values
to really fight an effective battle
against the progressives and the left,
who he sees as won't upends all of those values
in their brazen attempt to force people to watch
and to attend Drag Queen Story Hour.
You quote the original tweet in the piece,
again, about Drag Queen Story Hour in Sacramento, California.
The tweet was, this is demonic.
To hell with liberal order,
sometimes reactionary politics are the only salutary path.
So yeah, this was the Fort Sumner, I guess,
start this right-wing civil war between him and David French.
And I guess David French represents
the traditional kind of evangelical right-wing Christian,
who also civility and appearing as a nice guy
is very important to him, whereas Sorab
represents a kind of more, I don't know,
Francoist Catholic right for whom culture war
is not really a metaphor, but something quite literal.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, the word that gets thrown around
with Amari is integralists,
and people sort of think that he might be
a sort of a new vanguard of Catholic integralists
who think that the country should basically
become a theocracy, enthralled a certain set of Catholic
social values, this is up against
French's more traditional evangelical Protestantism.
So I basically think that, and I say this in the piece,
that for all of this sort of talk that French
and Amari have had about the extent to which
they differ on liberal values and the extent to which
French or other conservatives aren't nice enough
to fight the battles that Amari thinks are worth fighting,
there is a substantial amount of overlap
between the two of them in the way that they talk
about the left and the way that they talk about progressives,
and in their willingness, both of them,
even though French calls himself a classical liberal,
their willingness to both use government's power
to impose certain cultural values on people
they disagree with, the most obvious example of this
would be abortion rights.
Large swaths of the country is now effectively impossible
to get an abortion, French supports this.
French is in fact so pro-life that he voiced
basically unreserved support for that Alabama bill
earlier this year that basically banned nearly all abortions,
a bill that was so extreme that even pro-life conservatives,
and even the editorial board of the National Review
said that, you know, this is way out there,
this is going to be counter-productive movement.
French actually wrote a piece saying, no, this is good,
this is in fact an essential part of what we need
to sort of want a final assault on Roe versus Wade.
So for all of the talk about classical liberalism
and French's defenses of individual liberty,
they're still both, you know,
familiarly cultural conservatives,
in a way that I think people, you know,
that they're same old, same old in a lot of ways.
And, you know, you mentioned that,
I mean, really, probably the funniest part about all this
is what kicked it off is this idea
that this drag queen story hour phenomenon,
and you begin your piece by, you know, listing
a number of the, you know, insane acts of mass murder
that have happened in America just over the last
couple of weeks.
The fact that now 96% of all American school children
undergo active shooter drills, like the same way
we did, you know, fire drills at school,
which, you know, I'm sure won't warp their minds in any way.
But, you know, you go down this list of like genuinely,
like terrifying and bizarre things
that we've now come to accept in American culture.
And then you write, take full measure of liberal alarm
and consternation over gun violence
and its impact on our youngest.
And you might come to understand the terror inspired
within a particular corner of the conservative world
this year by drag queen story hours.
And, you know, getting into the debate itself,
you said basically you were shocked to find out
how much of this debate at American Catholic University
still was talking about drag queen story hour.
Yeah, and that shouldn't have been.
But, you know, I really went in there expecting Amar
to say, look, you know, I got made fun of
for focusing initially on drag queen story hour.
But really I was using that as an entry point
to say blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But really like the first 30 to 40 minutes of this exchange
was Amar just like detailing different parts
of drag queen story hour he found objectionable.
He cited a video in England, not even in this country
where there was a drag queen story hour
where apparently one of the drag queens
was teaching kids how to twerk.
And he quoted from, I guess captioned in the video,
just sort of describing this person
teaching these children, you know, this dance move.
And he said that this was, you know,
evidence of how demonic it was.
He said at one point that there are 35 chapters
across the country.
And this is evidence that this is a growing movement
that's going to subsume all of our children.
And French, I think, you know,
was himself also surprised by this.
He sort of scoffed at the idea that 35 chapters
of this thing was a real threat
to conservative order in America.
But one of the things I get out in the piece
is that French and I think the establishment conservatives
who have aligned themselves with him in this debate
don't really have a right to be as surprised as they are
that Amari is sort of abandoning the liberal project.
I mean, French has also been somebody who is framed
the progressive left as being overweening,
overly draconian and it's in position
of certain social values.
One of the questions for me,
I've always had at the conservative movement
is how can you, if you're somebody like David French,
write every other week about how supposedly
there's this sort of mass slaughter of infants
in abortion that takes place in this country every year
by the millions and then sort of leave that and say,
but we still want to respect our interlocutors
and we still think that they are not necessarily bad people
and they deserve rights and so on.
Right, it just shows that they don't really believe it.
Exactly, and then somebody like Amari
inevitably comes along and says, well, wait a minute,
like if we do believe that these people are mass murderers,
then why would we extend them to sort of write
some privileges of liberal society?
Why wouldn't we wage an actual war against them
and sort of defeat this immorality?
And I think that's ultimately like the more coherent position
if you believe what conservatives claim to actually believe.
And I think that's why Amari's attacks on friends
have been so compelling and have rocked
so much of the conservative world.
I think that there are a lot of,
I went to Catholic University,
I saw a lot of young people there
who were traditional Catholics
and other young people from across difference,
we're according to the conservative movement
who are very into this sort of new war footing
that Amari is trying to get people on.
From reading your article and the other accounts
of this debate that I've seen,
my sort of conception of the difference
between what they're actually arguing over,
and again, in your article,
you do a very good job of showing
how the David French position is not the nice liberal position
by any means, so we shouldn't be giving him too much credit.
But from what I can identify,
it seems that the difference between them
is that David French and those like him
basically take for granted that the Christian right wing
point of view culturally has lost
and is now a moral minority in this country,
and that essentially they would like to use the state
to sort of preserve the rights of their alternate lifestyle,
whereas Amari is just like, no,
we should impose a Catholic social order
that overrides the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.
Yeah, I think that's right.
I mean, we've seen over the past couple of years
sort of various ways that traditional social conservatives
have tried to deal with the reality,
cultural and political reality of their situation.
Roger got a lot of attention for his book
on the Bendered Option,
which is sort of a model for conservatives
retreating into particular communities
where they can sort of live the lives that they want to
away from the nefarious machinations
of people who run Drag Queen Story Hour
and things like it.
But Amari is just sort of fundamentally not willing
to make that compromise.
He still believes in the form of Christian dominion
that Bill of Rights should control this country.
I think it's very similar.
You know, I wrote, I went not long ago
to the National Conservative Conference also here in D.C.,
where you had people like Amari,
but people who I guess were less explicit religious
in talking about some of these cultural issues.
But you had there also this sort of sense
that people were willing to throw away certain nostrils
and certain norms that social conservatives
had revered for so long,
because they believed that by doing that,
they could secure for themselves an amount of power
that even though they are a majority in the country,
even though they're never gonna be able to get people
to agree with him on, you know, how bad Drag Queen Story Hour
is, they're not gonna win back public opinion on gay rights.
They still believe that by abandoning the liberal values,
they can secure for themselves enough political power
to at the very least make other people's lives
as miserable as they can.
And that's something they can do
because this is a country that has countermajoritarian
institutions that disproportionately power
the American conservative movement.
So even if it's the case
that Amari's never gonna convince people like us
that transgender people are terrible
and that drag queens are demonic,
certainly at the state level
and places where conservatives have a lot of power,
they can do a lot of damage to LGBT rights,
to reproductive rights for women.
And still at the federal level, of course, you know,
because of the way that power is allocated,
conservatives are gonna enjoy a seat at the table,
federal policymaking for a long, long time,
if they don't enjoy the support
of the majority of the American people.
I just, I'm curious of like where someone like this
ends up on kind of an economic spectrum
because it seems to me like,
if you're spending all this time on drag queen story hour,
even people who are sort of generally
what we would consider kind of just culturally conservative
in America are not hardened reactionaries.
Like they might be like, I don't know about that,
but they don't really care.
Like it doesn't seem like drag queen story hour
is even like enough of a platform
to even show up on those people's radar,
even as a novelty.
Like is there some kind of, you know,
implicit sort of like economic program
or is it, I mean, the Catholic thing
goes a lot of different directions.
Yeah, I mean, but I noticed, you know,
reading some of Mary's other work
and what I've noticed going to things
like the National Conservatives Conference
is that there is definitely a real willingness
in this corner of the right
to rethink market fundamentalism,
to make the governments establish a larger role
for government in providing people health care
and beating back some of the machine
reproducing the equality because conservatives,
cultural conservatives think the capitalism
has been bad for the family in all kinds of ways.
Obviously that's a lot of social, right.
And there's obviously there's been
a lot of social dislocation.
The conservatives think has been caused by capitalism,
but also, at the very least,
they see that social dislocation being caused
by some of the economic patterns
in the past few decades,
even if they don't connect that necessarily
with capitalism as a system.
And they see, you know, industrial ruin
as something that leads to social ills.
And these are things that I think have created
a real willingness to think very fuzzily
about the extent to which conservative movement
might have an interest in moving leftward
on certain questions, but it's still very hazy
in the way that like some of Trump's sort of loose talk
during the primary about health care
and trade policy was hazy.
But the thing that I think people should understand
about that is that when you have these conservatives
then derailed by talk about dry queen story hour
and by a Mari sort of demonization of the left
and sort of tales of cultural ruin
and progressives trying to force
whatever gender ideology they imagine
progressives want to force on everyday people.
And when that enters the conversation
and all of that sort of productive rethinking
of conservative economics can get derailed.
And I think that's what the left should really pay attention
to in the conversation that there is
in sort of right wing populism,
something of a kernel of economic awareness
that if the cultural conservatives succeed
in burying under all of this nonsense is gonna go away.
And I think that that's something that people
should really pay attention to and understand about this.
Like that there is something happening
but it could evaporate very quickly.
Acida, the fascinating thing to me about Amare
and not just him but as sort of a figurehead for,
I don't know, yeah, like you said
whether they want to be called integralists,
trad cats or I would prefer just classic
hard right Catholic fascism, like you know.
Nerds.
Yeah.
I prefer nerds.
Nerds, yeah.
Carlists.
Yeah, whatever, yeah, all these guys.
Amare converted to Catholicism in 2016.
Oh, it's a convert.
Like I said, my cat is older than his religious faith.
And like literally this entire phenomenon,
I don't know a single trad person who was cradle Catholic.
They're all like young to late in life converts
to Catholicism and our friend.
We know Catholics, they're loud, tacky people
who go to mass once every couple of months
because their grandmother yells at them.
They're not these people.
No, they're not the nerds.
They're not the people.
They're not nerds.
The tweed cape wearers, you know?
And.
No, they are the guinea-tea wearers.
But our friend Ev, Agent Napoleon had a really good point
about this where it was just like, hey everybody,
I just found out about this group two weeks ago.
They're so good in fact that I'd like them
to have dictatorial control over the entire country.
And it's just like, could you be maybe
a little bit more humble about this shit?
Like you just discovered this like.
Yeah.
A couple of weeks ago, dude.
Yeah, settled it all down.
But also to me like, but going off of that
and like in reading the, both you're right up of it
and some of the people who were live tweeting this debate.
And when I've encountered interviews
of the Maori in the past,
I think a journalist in New York magazine did one.
And what it always comes down to is this question of like,
okay, like you're hinting around the,
you're nibbling around the outside of this like,
okay, liberal culture is demonic and needs to be destroyed.
But like, what are you actually going to do?
Like if we just gave you that power,
like what would our society actually look like?
And when pressed on that,
I think either they don't know themselves
or more likely are being purposefully very cagey
about what they're actually thinking about.
Did that come across in the debate to you?
It definitely did.
I mean, Amar didn't really offer any solutions,
for example, for drag queen story hour beyond.
He wanted to bring the head of something
called the modern library association,
which doesn't exist before Congress.
Wait a minute, you mean those really nice books?
Yes.
I want the King Librarian to stand trial.
He said that and also passing local ordinances
might be sufficient enough to deal with a threat.
If you're a conservative, find your business
and the local, you know, if that's what you believe.
Yeah, if the people of Sacramento are fine with it,
then like, in fact-
If you're a conservative, you don't,
you believe in like these fractured local politics.
No, but like for him, it's not so like,
yeah, that door only swings both ways.
As far as I can tell, the people of Sacramento
couldn't care less that there's a drag queen story hour
at one public library, like every other, yeah.
I mean, I think for Amar, I think that cultural conservatives
like him have this sort of like hazy in the sky vision
of what they dream America might be.
But if they were ever to get the amount of power
that they think that they want,
I think it'd sort of be like, you know,
the dog that chases the car doesn't know it.
You're the damn joker.
Right.
I mean, I think that they depend so much rhetorically
and just sort of spiritually also
on this idea of perpetual martyrdom
that they're always losing,
that the left is always a sentence,
that the right is always the underdog.
That is so fundamental to who they are
and their whole political existence
that I don't know that they would even be equipped to really,
to manage the country in the way that they might.
They would certainly do a lot of damage
to people that they dislike.
But I don't think that there's any kind of real
comprehensive program for redoing America.
I don't know, maybe Mari's gonna write up one
in the next couple of months,
but it's not something that we've seen.
It's just sort of a constant list of grievances
about the left and what it's doing.
In six months, he might be a Scientologist.
I do think it is worth also considering the possibility
that this just might be like a weird kind of trend
that's festering in this liminal political state
where all of the traditional institutions
are fake bullshit parties anyway,
for the right and the left ostensibly
aren't doing anything for any of their constituencies.
And so this is the things that are like,
this is the algae bloom after the hurricane.
Yeah.
I see that, it drives me crazy whenever I read these debates
or like they try to like lay out their point of view.
Yes, drag queens are demonic, liberal culture,
literal actual demons, the influence of Satan.
I would like doubt that or Dreher or Amari
or any of these people just to be asked point blank,
gay people in American society,
what are you gonna do with them?
If you're gay in America under your ideal society,
what does your life look like?
What is your interactions with the state?
Like, is that illegal now?
If so, how is that gonna be policed?
Are you gonna say, yes, I think people should be put
in jail for being gay or having gay sex?
They never wanna jump to the point of policy
because basically they have to,
as we have figured out on this show,
admit that either they don't really believe
what they're saying or they would impose draconian
or a horrifying policies on people because they do believe it.
So either you don't believe that there's like a baby holocaust
happening all the time and you just say it
because you're a cynic and a careerist
or you do believe it and you wanna put women in jail.
And so you have to say that, like you have to say that.
And I think that's why French is more realistic
because he's like, these aren't popular positions
and these aren't gonna mobilize people.
Like no one likes us.
Yeah, whereas Amari has this fantasy
that he's gonna like fucking organize
these fucking requites out of like the humble American,
like, you know, lump in American Christians
who are all gonna just get triggered
by a tracking story hour, even though it's pretty clear
just by watching American culture that these things have,
the way the conservatives were worried
would become accepted over time.
And we say that's good and they think it's horrible,
but the fact of it is unavoidable.
And like where he's gonna get these guys
or we're gonna get the snap to this stuff
who have now like pretty much shown
by their support of Trump and stuff.
They don't really give a shit about any of that
moral bullshit when it comes to politics.
It's really just a kind of a set dressing.
Then, you know, I guess I think it's
because he's so new to it.
He has not really gotten the message
on how things work in this country.
And so he thinks, no, we'll just,
we'll tell everybody, we'll go town to town,
tell everybody about the drag scene story hour.
They'll pick up their pitchforks
and they'll follow us like fucking,
like the Vande Rebels during the French Revolution.
I like the idea of like him trying to hold a rally
in some place where they had like drag queen story hour
and someone screaming, you don't even go here.
What I'll say about French, I mean,
I think it's true that he is more in touch
with the objective reality on the ground,
but I'll say that it's often in the case
that being panicked and being out of touch with realities
actually serve the conservative movement really well.
And I mentioned this in the piece.
I mean, for example, the conservative movement
has this idea that the media in this country
is extremely left wing, terribly biased towards conservatives.
And their certainty of that
convinced them to create a separate media infrastructure
that was just as biased as they imagined
the liberal media to be.
And that media infrastructure at Fox
has proven to be tremendously important institutionally
for the conservative movement.
You can look at the same thing happening
with the conservative universities
that conservatives were supported
because they believe academia is really biased.
Like there are all of these ways in which conservatives
do exactly what they imagined the evil left is doing
and actually wind up as a consequence of that
doing or creating really, really important institutions
because they have this warped sense of how out of power
they are.
And again, what they fear isn't even like an ascendant left.
It's just like a malaise of liberal hegemony.
How about like the room itself?
You know, I mean, as you said, this was billed.
They even had some dumb name for it, like Thrilla and Manila,
but not clever or rhyming at all.
So let's do like a Harold Letterman, you know,
Teddy Atlas style, tale of the tape.
Let's get ready to bumble.
Out of all, like again, I've read the write-ups of this
in the, you know, the right-wing press
or the intellectual right-wing press, I guess.
And they all seem pretty unanimous
in declaring David French the victor of this debate.
What was it like in the room?
In the room, I will say that I'm already got
most of the applause lines that I noticed.
Like David French would, at multiple points,
launch into this sort of like,
very sort of like well-stated textbook defense
of classical liberalism while you have to respect
the right through your enemy because you don't know
when you're going to be out of power
and you're going to want those rights yourself and blah, blah.
And Mari would just say,
well, they're aborting a lot of black babies in New York
and we don't care about that.
And he'd get applause, you know,
like you just sort of like flatly reject
the entire edifice of liberal norms.
And that was compelling to at least half the people
in that room on a consistent basis.
And again, I will say that there were a lot
of young people there.
It was a mix of sort of like older at his professorial types,
but also a lot of younger Catholics, a lot of sweaters.
Any walking sticks?
Any walking sticks?
I'm sure there were a couple of walking sticks.
I saw a couple of monks there.
I saw David Brooks there, actually, naturally.
But I think that Amari, you know,
in the room was getting a lot of support,
even though he wasn't, you know,
as quick on his feet as French was.
Because like, again, I think that there are people
who substantively are with him.
I thought just in reading the live tweets of it,
I thought Amari actually got the burn of the debate.
When David French was like,
you and his Spike Jones voice was like,
you're talking to me about courage?
Until you put your boots on the ground in Iraq
and risk your life.
And then Amari said, weren't you in JAG?
Which was a great line because yeah,
he was in fucking JAG.
He was, that's a question.
He was a fobbit.
But at the same time, I watched the actual video clip of it
and Amari spits it out very shame-facedly.
Like he doesn't deliver it in like, you know,
live as good as it read in the thing.
Like he sort of sent it under his breath.
He is a nerd and probably grew up online.
Yeah.
He's not going to be able to talk
the peasants into revolt, I don't think.
I mean, Amari is just like a very self-spoken person
and that really came through across the debate.
There'd be times where you'd say something
that I think he intended to be really acidic,
but like he would say it kind of quietly like that line
about French being in JAG.
But one of the things I didn't get in the room,
cause I was sort of off to the side of the stage
and wasn't really looking at people up front.
It wasn't until I watched the video when they posted it
and I got back home.
I saw just how viscerally uncomfortable everybody
on that stage was, especially Ralph Stoutford.
Ralph Stoutford looked like he wanted to fold
into himself that entire debate.
And he was just like very sort of earnestly trying
to get them to find common ground, especially at the end.
And that is exactly when things went off the rails.
The thing that actually prompted that insult from Amari
is like Amari was going back to the Kavanaugh hearings
and sort of making the claim based on what I don't know
that David French and establishment conservatives
were not adamant enough in their defense of Brett Kavanaugh
when after he was accused of rape
and French got very indignant at the idea
that he had not sufficiently defended
the Kavanaugh from multiple assault accusations.
But like to your point about the Kavanaugh thing,
where he was like, I wouldn't trust you to go to bat
for credibly accused rape as Brett Kavanaugh.
I was like, he said, Amari said,
I don't think a President Jeb Bush would have gone to bat
for Kavanaugh the way Trump did.
And then French Craig rightly said,
his dad went to bat for Clarence Thomas.
Like, what are you talking about?
And I don't think he-
It was funny, it was exactly when he said that
somebody who was next to me, next to the stage,
yelled out, no, Bush actually went to camp David
during Clarence Thomas and that was evidence
that Bush had not been sufficiently behind him.
Oh.
They still remember that shit?
Jesus Christ.
I will say this.
I think Jeb is-
Psychopedic memories of every single thing
that happened during these hearings
and are really fanatical about it.
And I guess, I think there are people in that room
who really, really did believe that-
That's the thing.
There's sexual assault trial enthusiasts.
That's their hobby.
I actually, he was at camp David.
Superfans.
I will say I kind of agree that Jeb wouldn't
because he does not have the spine of his father.
Of anyone.
Of a spine at all.
He does not have a spine.
He has a cartilaginous, you know, ridge.
Yeah.
But it didn't take that much time.
I mean, Susan Collins got up there
and defending how, this is not a very high bar to clear
for the conservative movement, which is why,
which is what made Amari's conference so substantively odd.
I'd be weirded out too if I were French
because French really did was on one
defending Recaven on that entire time,
like the rest of the conservative movement.
So I think what's interesting about this is like,
despite the fact that, you know,
the online nerds who have scored this debate
said that French was the clear winner.
Amari, you know, made a fool of himself
and was shown to be a sort of petulant, nasty man.
However, I gotta say, I agree with you
and your piece is that like maybe he lost the room
or if anyone who watched it on YouTube,
but it is the Amari side of this split in the right
that I think is in ascendance.
And you right here, it is the Amaris,
not the Frenchess who will be poised
to inherit the movement and do the slaying from here on out.
Not only because they're more openly illiberal attitudes
sit better with the right's new populism,
but because ironically those attitudes spring
from conservatism's deepest, sturdiest roots.
The defenses of old hierarchies
that led early conservative thinkers like Edmund Burke
to regard the then woolly and new ideals
underpinning classical liberalism
and its revolutionary proponents
with deep caution and often open suspicion.
Yeah, Amari is a true conservative.
I mean, classical liberalism is in sort of
laissez-faire economics is what we sort of have all come
to believe within sort of conventional politics
and recent times of being definitive
of what conservatism is.
But all of that stuff was sort of grafted on
after the fact to a conservative traditionalism
that was really just about making sure
that the people who were already at the top
in the aristocracy and their values were maintained
in society that is fundamentally what conservatism is.
Lassez-faire capitalism became a means to that end.
And now that people I have seen
and cultural conservatives have seen that,
well, you know, capitalism can actually be very woke
and people that they don't like can sort of like
achieve levels of influence within the system
that they didn't anticipate.
I think it's only as a consequence of that
that they're sort of like now,
I guess as I said earlier,
there's reckoning with economic realities,
but I think for a lot of people,
it is the fact that culturally capitalism
has created choices that they didn't want people to have
that has sort of produced this shift away
from that fusionism.
But Amari is sort of a throwback
and a traditionalist conservative.
And those are the people who've always been
at the crux of the movement.
Those are the people who've always been its soul.
And the only reason why Amari is gonna win
is that French already agrees with him on half
of this stuff anyway.
He agrees with him on restricting abortion rights.
He agrees with them on imposing restrictions
on pornography.
There are all kinds of ways in which French
for all he talks about the liberal values
and classical liberalism is willing to
subsume those values under his own sort
of cultural religious preferences.
So I think that Amari has already basically won the argument.
The fact that you have all of these sort of button up
conservatives gathered in a place like Catholic University
to take Amari seriously is evidence
that he is in fact in sort of the cat bird seat here.
And just as the establishment conservative movement
was bewildered by the rise of Donald Trump
and didn't get it, I think that within
its more intellectual circles, there are things happening
that have also caught the old guard flat footed
that shouldn't be catching them flat footed
because I think that to attach to classical liberalism
to understand that it's not fundamentally
what conservatism is about.
I mean, I think what we're seeing here,
and this is something we've talked about on the show before
is that the classical liberal model
or sort of our constitutional model,
which as you mentioned is already anti-majoritarian,
they've used quite ably to basically put themselves
in the driver's seat of all three branches
of government quite ably.
But what they can't do is that those same sort of
bourgeois freedoms and market choices
have created a culture that is completely now
beyond their grasp.
Like I think they have now almost lobotomized themselves
out of any ability to create culture at all.
And it is completely passed them by
and it's like their success politically
is tastes like ashes to them because people are okay
with other people being gay or don't go to church
every Sunday or horror of all horrors,
there are drag queens at our libraries.
And if they're like, oh shit,
if the Bill of Rights has led to this,
then let's just get rid of that too.
Right, exactly.
I mean, there's a complete inability
amongst people in the Marys camp to recognize
any meaningful political victories
that the right has won, I think, over the past decade.
And there's a point during the debate
where French straight up says,
you know what, if you actually look at the number
of abortions that are happening in this country,
they peaked in 1981 and there are fewer now
than there were when abortion was illegal on the eve of Roe.
This is the astonishing fact.
And it means absolutely nothing to them, Ari.
It means nothing.
As long as you can see a gay person on TV,
as long as they're drag queens at the library,
they're losing.
It doesn't matter that conservatives
can win the presidency multiple times
without a plurality of the people
supporting the election of conservative presidents
or that they control a number of states
in the country totally,
that they're throwing people off the voting rolls.
None of that means anything
because the cultural power that they believe
that the left has is so total
that nothing that they can actually achieve
in the political sphere really holds a candle
to what they imagine we can sort of do
in the cultural space, you know, on TV
and movies at the library.
All of that is more important to them.
They've had like a monkey's paw success
because what's the point of ruling the country
if no one likes you and they think you're uncool?
But meanwhile, it doesn't matter
because they still are able to terrorize us
from that throne.
And meanwhile, all the Libs are still in charge of culture
and they're just mashing every button
to get people to be good now.
We gotta make all the movies and TV shows good
so that the people will maybe not vote
for these guys anymore.
And it's like, yeah, you're just making it worse.
Marvel Universe Gromchians.
And it's like, this is just beating,
this is making everyone want to just kill themselves.
Just, it's all bad.
Yeah, it's just both sides just bashing you in the head
from one or the other from culture or politics
until you're just a little beaten nub.
Last question here, Ocita.
I got to ask about our boy Freeway,
Freeway Ross Douthat.
How did he do as a moderator?
Did he ask any interesting questions
or any standout moments from Ross in your view?
No, not really.
I mean, as I said towards the end,
like he really tried to get them
to sort of find common ground.
He sort of like would not, not literally,
but kind of like nudge French to be like,
well, you also think women
shouldn't have reproductive freedom, right?
Like you all should be happy together.
But he, I mean, it was really towards the end of this
looking beat.
Like there's a point when that actual spat happens
between French and Amari on, you know, French cults
or Amari, you said that French was a jag.
Douthat was talking to like the host of the event
and being like, look, you asked me to come do this.
I'm doing the best I can here.
This is like out of my hands.
Like he was really kind of a passive moderator,
looking very tired throughout.
And I don't know that he would enjoy doing
something like this again.
Well, I think he did get them both to agree
that pornography should be made illegal.
Yeah, that was the most important part for him, I think.
So.
Again, I would, I would really like to hear.
Talk to him on the JVB.
I would really like to hear from them,
like how they plan on carrying that out at this point.
Well, I mean, there's like stuff happening
in the Senate with Josh Hawley in social media.
And I think that people see that as sort of like
the vehicle for beginning to explore content restrictions
online.
Functionally, I don't know that that actually gets anywhere.
At one point, French during the debate joke,
like, look, if you, if you think that banning
pornography is something that we ought to do,
I don't think Donald Trump's going to be your man on that.
Sorry.
And I think he's probably, probably right.
Not just about Trump, but a lot of people on the right
who are not going to be as willing to give that up
as they might pretend to be for appearances.
Well, I'm sure they'll find a way to, yeah,
demonize and actively punish, you know,
the women involved in it.
But everyone else I'm sure will still be jacking off
with impunity.
You'll take it from my cold dead hands.
Well, I think your hands will be pretty warm at that point.
All right.
Well, Ossida, thanks so much for joining us.
Thank you for covering this interminable fucking debate.
I mean, yeah, this is real high level mind combat.
That I honestly, though, none the less,
I think does point to like an interesting schism
in the right that I think I think is going to is probably not
going to go away.
I think it's going to be it's going to be interesting to see
how this plays out.
And if more people just become, yes,
integralist now or amber nerds,
nerds, whether they will become even more
insufferable nerds.
Yeah, but they'll become even even more angry
and violent nerds than they already are already.
So Ossida, the pieces up at the New Republic,
we will link to it in the show description.
Thanks so much for joining us again.
Thanks for coming on.
Thanks for having me.
All right, everybody, that's our show for this week.
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