Chapo Trap House - 464 - Live MAS (10/19/20)
Episode Date: October 20, 2020To start off, you know we gotta talk some Toob’. Then it’s on to the resounding victory of Evo Morales and Luis Arce’s MAS party in the do-over Bolivian election following last year’s coup. Th...is dovetails nicely into a story about Trump blowing off the intelligence briefings for milkshakes, which brings us to wonder what horrors might return to the intelligence agencies under a slightly-more-competant Biden administration. Finally we take a look at California’s prop 22, regarding classifying gig-based workers as employees. Let’s get one last big push for Nithya Raman for LA City Council: https://www.nithyaforthecity.com/
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see I think the thing with the tube and thing is I think it really does matter
whether he was hard or not you know because I mean if he was if he was if
he was just jacking it like that's yeah insane and he probably wanted to be
seen but I think if it was his tube it was soft I think pipe is hard I think I
think that's the designation I think that's the preferred medical term so I
want I want him to be soft both because I think hard is obviously rude and also
because I want the New York Post to run something about Tubin's tube this is
one occasion where you definitely do want him to have done a no-growth and like
his excuse there's no details on it either that's what I need to know more
if you're a New Yorker staffer please contact us we need to know about Tubin's
tube I am reminded of the philosopher Jay Rock from Sunnyville Trailer Park
but it could happen to you because it happened to me the other thing that I
find credible about his excuse is that he said I thought I had the video muted
which is such like a boomer fucking like how do I PDF you know yeah he had his
audio muted he was just like well time to whip it out well like what I totally
believe that that's plausible you know like I'm gonna argue Tubin's case even
though I don't like him think he's a bad guy to argue his case I don't think he
was jerking off because if you're gonna jerk off you're not gonna do it like
looking at your colleague like first of all there are probably 10 people on that
zoom call and you really have to isolate whatever woman you want to jerk off to
and she's not like wearing like her tits aren't out she's not like you with your
dick out well I mean there is a kind of public masturbator that just actually
likes the crowd but I don't think that's his thing I think he's an old man that
walks around naked in his yeah apartment and he could not open PDF
council council council calls to the witness stand himself in a tender of a
gym that a lot of old men go to yes it is that it's the old Jewish guy thing of
like they love being nude they love how long their balls are they ever a big
dude you're been like a like like yeah like a YMCA or the YJCA whatever it is
it like it's the old guys there they they need to they can't just have walk out
of the tower with a shirt with like you know a towel around their waist they
got this on their shoulders they can't just put their underwear on under the
towel they want everyone to know and see how long their balls are I've heard of
this phenomenon I've also heard the one leg up on the bench airing it out which
to me just seems rude yeah well like I know it's a locker room but like you
know don't air them out like that's like hanging your laundry you know that
always that always made me curious as a long-time gym attender to see that
because it's like well like like you know they say if you aggressively draw
your hair it's bad for it and like do you risk tearing the sack like an older
sack if you like towel dry it I mean like it doesn't end of your life it's like
crepe paper you have to be very careful it is it does feel nice to air drive
versus a towel of course but but like I don't want to stay in the locker room
like I want to get out of there yeah I want to go I want to get out yeah I want
to get on with my day but I guess when you're old you know like don't have
really have work to do you're probably avoiding you know your way who's
poisoning you or you're poisoning her also I got to say putting your putting
your putting your foot up on the on the bench I mean like that's also sort of
an invitation to show hole too I mean yeah they love everyone to see their
asshole and they love they love having like a weird stain from not wiping that's
like permanently now part of their skin when I close my eyes I just see like
old man balls and hole and I wouldn't have it any other way now you say Felix
it'd be hard to like jack off on a zoom call because you have to focus in but
what if one of the members of the zoom call was David Remnick and he was like
you know sort of charming you with his wit and erudition how could you yeah no
yeah I would probably have it out but um I mean it's possible the man is a
compulsive masturbator but I think we'd like to be fair we've we've heard some
things about Jeffrey Tubin you know just you just Google his name in this
regard well he's part of no condom gang yes exactly he is a king
condomless king Felix is on a is on a group text with him on the condom boys
group text yeah I am mr. Tubin's lawyer for the law for the law firm of cream
pie and associates this may change Tubin's this may change Tubin's opinion
about Snowden though because yeah yeah because he was like he was like a big
like we need to execute Edward Snowden yeah fuck Snowden guy and it's like
well like the NSA is probably like this is not the first time a bunch of people
have seen your cock flopping around on the zoom call yeah the NSA has probably
looked through his webcam before Snowden has excellent obsec he would never hop
on the zoom call unless he was in like a hermetically sealed box or something some
Faraday cage before he jacks off yeah no I do the tape thing over my I mean it's
it's insane but I fear the unblinking eye of my webcam I don't really do it
because it's like what are you gonna see my cans my look my not my not my tits
exactly I don't like I I like very rarely have my dick out because I think it
like I don't know it doesn't feel good to have it like dangling around like I
like it like restraint I like wearing like tightries that like like holster
the dick to the leg you like to feel cradles yeah yeah I have like a
dismemberment fear like a logical dismemberment fear like I have a huge
fear of having my dick cut off I think that's castration fear and it's trauma
from when it happened before he's yeah it's true he's him he's him and I are
victims of tragic that's right yeah they're coming for the they're coming
for the rest of it but it's like I have I've broken like three or four French
presses just knocking them off counters by accident with your dick no no no that
would be a horny of a horny professor just knocking over all the Bunsen
burners with his boat well like I there are like permanent like bloodstains on
my floor just from like knocking over a glass thing and stepping on it and it's
like you're not that much farther away from like I don't know if I had like a
big knife fall on the floor and I try to cut my dick off so like I like I'm
trying to like really not accidentally cut my dick off you know Felix Felix
there's good news to you there is there there is a device it's sort of like um
it's a protection it's like a sort of extra protection for your dick and
balls it's a little cage you can lock them in yeah yeah okay all right yeah
I know that all right let's move on before we before we are just the people
everyone out there would like to talk Felix Chastity fetish is just going
insane right now and I don't want to be more fodder it's not a fetish for me
it's like I think it's just like I need to do it it's what's it's a good
investment it's just like you keep your valuables in a safe place mm-hmm it's a
safe deposit box yep all right well let's uh should we clap in and kick off the
show for real all right so I would like to kick off officially the show
um it's me will we got Felix Matt and Amber here I like to kick off officially
the show by saying this the people of Bolivia may not be Dave Navarro but they
will be living moss yes that's right folks you are all examples of the live
moss mentality I'm talking about the uh I don't know landslide election results
from Bolivia and in the fake do-over election that they had to do after
deposing Evo Morales in a coup wouldn't you know it his party just fucking won
the election by about 20 points yeah no I just want to say real quick we we got
to mention this at the top of the the show because I think it's probably the
most important news story in the world right now but tomorrow I will be
conducting an interview with an independent journalist in Bolivia about
the recent election and everything that's led up to it and what may happen
now but we couldn't get them on today as you might imagine he's probably pretty
busy but look forward to later in the week a extra bonus episode where I will
be talking to a journalist who knows what he's talking about on this matter
but before then oh guys what are you what are your just your reactions to this
fairly phenomenal victory by the MAS party in the Bolivian elections and I
should say elections in quotation marks because there was no reason to have this
election in the first place because it just replicated the results of the one
that they canceled the last time and if anything went even further to make
MAS even more popular. MAS won by a bigger margin than they did last time I
saw a lot of crybabies both trying to pretend that they were you know just
sort of lightly taking it all in or actually openly commiserating about it
getting mad at Camacho the far-right candidate who they believe acted as a
spoiler but those Prius Bolivars but he did not Camacho did not act as a
spoiler because MAS passed the 50% threshold yes they would have won an
outright victory even if the Czech Nazi vote was fully consolidated and not
only that but this is this is the election took place after Jeanine
Annez she dropped out her like the interim president that the crazy broad
who just like brought a Bible into the presidential fucking the Bolivian
White House and just said that she was the president of the country she dropped
out of contention because like the the people opposed to MAS realized that like
she was gonna be the one to split the vote between like the center-right party
and her you know Christian Theocratic Party so when that happened I was a
little bit nervous but like man what a resounding victory for fucking Moss in
that country yeah unalloyed good news for the first time in a long time and I
guess we'll we'll see what happens yeah I know I'm gonna be their last attempt
oh god yeah I mean look what they did look what they did like look at
everything that had to happen to get to this point so it's a little hard to say
like oh what what good news or whatever but the thing I've been noticing from
like the the globe emoji sicko set is that they're using evidence that like
their coup attempt failed to justify saying that it was never a coup in the
first place and they were like oh looks like it was just a free and fair
election all the crybabies didn't know what they were talking about and it's
just like just because it didn't work doesn't mean there was a fucking coup and
the fact that they had these free and fair elections are only the result of a
mass popular and militant popular movement of MAS supporters labor unions
and fucking social movements in that country many of whom were killed by the
interim government to get to this point so it's just like oh it didn't work out
I guess guess it was always a free and fair democracy and that what you know oh
what do you left he's crying about like they conceded power what's the problem
it's like well Aval Morales left fucking power after being deposed unfairly so
what is that you said they you were saying he was a fucking dictator so what
does that mean yeah it all it also means that they can't make the argument that
Trump is a unique fascist and used to browbeat everyone anymore because
didn't he just voluntarily let his party lose during the midterms yeah what
matters here is is that they tried so hard the coup government to delay the
election to to disqualify MAS for being able to actually run in it use every
procedural trick to try to essentially test how far they could go in
establishing this new rule how much respect resistance they were gonna get
and at every level they've hit so much fucking resistance including like short
lived you know general strikes and and and occupations blocking major highways
and reducing any kind of economic activity in the whole fucking capital
meant that they were essentially forced to hold an election and that's the
really the good news of you know of the of the whole thing is knowing that
there's still enough juice you know in those in those organizations in that
like heavily unionized working class that they're able to make that sort of
assertion and the cynical response can be well you know but clearly the coup
itself had the purpose even if they weren't able to get rid of MAS they
were able to put a scare into MAS to ensure that when MAS comes back it'll
be disciplined and we'll be able to be more tractable because it knows how far
things can go and the thing is that's probably true to an extent I mean if
they'd really wanted to not have an election they could have just risked
just massacres and see what happened so they clearly felt like they had a
little bit of leeway there but as he said what's gonna determine how goodness
news is is how what happens now like how do popular movements that got MAS back
into power respond to MAS in power and the inevitable US led attempt to
overthrow them or have them compromise away from representing the Bolivian
people the interim government before this election they delayed the election
day several times they closed down polling you know voting locations on in
the rural parts of the country so that like thousands of people are waiting in
line and a move that may sound familiar to anyone here in America but they
tried to go ahead with this election by some but they initially tried to ban
voting in the country's largest region that was the like stronghold of M and
they tried to ban MAS as a political party from standing in the election
before this free and fair election so I mean keep that in mind it is kind of
unfair for them to vote because there's so many of them yeah there's there's more
of them it's kind of cheating I mean that is the approach to like this this new
you know the ruling classes here it's like as the veneer of democracy you know
gets thinner like you're tolerance for popular participation wanes because it's
the only thing that could genuinely hurt you and like this honestly should be the
fact that this election went forward and the fact that MAS won and is going to
take power again should really put some fucking hold water on the embers of any
delusions in America that we're gonna see some sort of coup after the November
election I'm sorry if they couldn't pull that off here I just don't buy that
we can pull it that they would pull it off here unless there's so little
concern about any popular response if they were to do it that they could pull
it off and then you got to ask yourself is that the country you live in I don't
know I'd be interested in knowing more because Bolivia is weird I mean we talk
about like indigenous populations like being you know sort of political
demographies in all sorts of countries but really most of the time they are not
so separate as they are in Bolivia I mean they have like something like over
over a third of the population is like indigenous and a lot of them like still
live traditional lifestyles and they still have indigenous movements of like
very large numbers of people and they even though like poverty has been sort
of closed up or not closed up but they're narrowing the poverty and
inequality numbers and have been since like for a long time like they haven't
been industrializing quickly so this is still like a country that isn't really
industrialized that still has like like a meaningful like labor movement and
still has like people living pretty traditionally in the middle of nowhere
which is hurting a lot of cats like that's really really difficult I don't
know it just seems really interesting because it's like not necessarily like
even other countries like around it like we tend to like collapse all of the
Latin American countries but Bolivia is like weird yeah Avo actually came from
that like Avo is indigenous he came from a cocoa farmers union that way like
it's sort of got its start in anti imperialist politics against the sort
of like American led anti cocoa campaign it is yeah it's very different to
electoral left movements that we find familiar but yeah I don't I don't know
what lessons we could quite take from their success and incorporated here but
it is I mean it's an amazing story and very atypical I mean I think I mean it's
exceptional even for the region I think the main takeaway is that actually banks
are good and winners have them well you know Avo amazing guy winning smile great
hairline great hairline starts like an inch above his eyebrows okay I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm yeah I'm I I'm still young man I'm gonna have to get treatments
for mine Avo not the case Avo great hairline on one side Yasha mount awful
hairline on the other side like oh god that's true yeah his hairline runs on the
version of Chad that they're just from sites I think this this is hairline run
on lithium or something because it's receiving a dramatic rate and I checked
his account today he hasn't tweeted at all about this but in case you forgot
Yasha was one of these fucking dipshits yeah the founder of the new
persuasion blog and podcast was one of the the loudest voices on sort of like
the American capitalist press of like the Atlantic and the economist or
whatever assuring everyone that what happened last year was definitely not a
coup but in fact a victory for democracy and the Bolivian people except now
that it failed like it's like clearly it's neither of those things it was
clearly just a glitch in the machinations it's the most like I wasn't
trying that time but also I wouldn't have been trying because that would be
wrong like it's just it's the most trying to have it both ways thing yeah it's
if the equivalent would be like if people who supported that idiotic coup
attempt in Venezuela were like the fucking like these like wannabe
mercenaries got caught by fishermen like if they would defend themselves by
saying well that wasn't a coup attempt because our guys got caught if it was a
coup you'd know it was a coup yeah it was a coup it would have worked and even
then they would say it's not a coup it was actually a democratic revolution of
you know people and principles over a tyrant yeah it's the most I can dunk
when no one is looking kind of loser talk here's something very perverse about
yasha moot that I did not know did you know he's a kraut from krautland he's
yeah yeah he's a German who emigrated and got citizenship here fuck off yeah
why would you come here you had it so much better a like to leave a jerk like
we were in Germany it's not perfect but like Jesus Christ he left the land of
funky beats if you're a guy like mount like it's like you've had somebody
ruling Europe with an iron fist with your exact ideology and you leave there
so you can write shitty articles about the Portland mayoral election why well
actually let the promise land I I do know why Felix so Yasha's Jewish and I
think his family like relocate like I don't they made it out but he wrote a
big long thing about how he felt like a stranger in Germany which is insane
because like the phylo semitism of like post like Holocaust Germany is actually
weird like Felix basically got carried around on on one of those pal and Quinn
things like we're in Berlin like so he said he felt like outside and I could
see them being weird about it because they are you know cab drivers will be
like we're so sorry about the Holocaust you're like I'm just trying to get to
Alexanderplatz yeah well like if you can't make any friends as a Jewish like
market urbanist centrist yeah in Germany that's their dream there you are
supposed to be their king buddy I just like he could have had it he could have
had a decent career doing the exact same thing and believing all the same
bullshit that he does in Germany and have like probably had a better life but
because it's Germany and like you know no one would be telling him to shut the
fuck up when he shares his cretinist thoughts and like that's the juice that
gives him attention and a career in America which is really what counts you
know like you can't you can't be a celebrity in Europe you know you got to
come to America yeah it's for him to be told to shut up in Germany they would
have to bring me in like Frank Benton jelly's brother
Angela Merkel like the Nevada senator being like I've long had good relations
with the Jewish people they're a hard-working industrious very good with
money but I won't hold it against them yeah but Yasha has the weird hairline
too because and I figured it out it's because it doesn't go in at the sides
the way it's it's a it's a steadily receding straight line so it starts like
a normal hairline but like on top of his head it's very confusing it looks
tauntsorted in some way yeah but you know I mean if you look at his I mean
he's doing Yasha level Avi fraud and I think he needs to be brought up in
charges I mean for a lot for a lot of reasons but you know that being chief
among them anyway though I mean there's a just just that just that we I will be
talking a lot more you know intelligently about Bolivia with someone
who you know is from there and has been doing very good reporting on on Maas and
and the movements supporting this this big victory and but also I mean just I'm
interested to hear what people think comes next because I mean obviously this
is this is good news on its face but I mean like does anyone doubt like what
this what what what what the conference rooms at Langley the Virginia I have on
their whiteboard right now because I mean I shut her to think yeah yeah right
now congratulations Joe Biden on your big victory
I can't I can't wait to I can't wait to see Joe Biden's like Mr. Burns attempts
to do this once he's in there where yet where's Patista man yeah did you know
these are I did not as the 430 auto gyro to Prussia left man oh man I shouldn't
have said that letter
they'll be they'll be halfway through a coop they'll be halfway through taking
the ballast and aiming artillery on protesters and then you'll just hear
over let's we're speaker oh man I shouldn't have done that sorry and then
the military just retreats
it's actually a very good segue because I have a very funny article about Joe
Biden and the CIA some courtesy of Politico yesterday headline here Biden
would revamp fraying Intel community intelligence intelligence has
become a political weapon under Trump the Democratic nominees advisors say
when is intelligence been anything other than a political weapon ever yeah yeah
it's just like the way the way Democrats love to talk about the intelligence
community and they've been doing ever since the Bush administration because
they had to have some way to justify the fact that the CIA completely went along
with all that weapons of mass destruction bullshit is like they talk
about the politices like intelligence being politicized like right the like
the the act of creating intelligence for a government is anything other than
political and they think like the CIA just creates objective research and
facts about the world and they give it to the executive branch to be like here's
what you need to know sir make your decision and not the exact other way
around like they're just taking notes like like carry at the spy it's just
their observers they're just adorable little girls you know it's exactly the
same way that they view the Supreme Court yes they view both of these things
as somehow institutions that stand outside of the political order and that
is the fundamental liberal insanity and it makes sense that they view these
things that way when they are so transparently not I would add on top of
that I would add on top of that the kind of conspiracy-minded approach that they
have to these things I was talking about this yesterday with Felix with Josh and
Dave but remember when the big bomb shell the latest bomb shell there's one
every two weeks and it doesn't matter at all if not weekly was that Trump had
been quote targeting black voters which made it sound like there was like a
little red scope dot on their heads what he had been doing is called campaigning
you're describing campaigning and going after specific demographics trying to
get some to vote some not to vote some to vote for you some to just get so bored
and frustrated and fed up with everything that they don't bother like
that's literally campaigning and Democrats doing literally anything
whether it's gathering intelligence or running a campaign or you know having a
making a Supreme Court decision it's not political when they're doing it but
it's very it's a political conspiracy when the Republicans are doing it it's
completely insane it's like just they won't admit what actual politics is
which is a battle using the tools that we have made for ourselves some of which
are inherently evil and some of which are just fucking politics well I mean just
back to this political article the headline Biden would revamp fraying
intel community and I have no doubt that that's true and in fact I think that
will be one of the only things a Biden administration will actually get done
oh yeah yeah is a great institution revamp the CIA but the article begins
with this like how like new staplers new staplers less accountability but
no no here here's what they're talking about in terms of revamping what they
mean is is morale at Langley so the article begins with this hysterical
anecdote more hang in there kitten posters President Donald Trump was in
the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at
his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake just
okay first of all receiving highly classified intelligence briefings at
his New Jersey golf club as funny enough as it is but friends whom amongst us
has not just been zoned out in some boring fucking meeting or really at any
point in your life and not wanted a delicious malted milkshake they're
great the dairy block over here in the Midwest is already salivating I want to
read into this deeper he's trying to capture the Biden magic true yeah this
is his way of getting in his head this is his way of walking a mile and other
man's moccasins I would take Biden takes medicinal milkshakes for his I think I
think this was years ago though this was before the campaign really heated up so
it just says here so he's getting an intelligence briefing from the CIA and he
goes does anyone want a malt he asked the senior defense and intelligence
officials gathered around him an August group that included the head of the CIA
special activities center which is responsible for covert operations and
paramilitary operations we have the best malts you have to try them Trump
insistent order fried order fries so I can eat them I just love that he's
sitting there with that the head of the CIA special activities branch you know
read assassination and genocide division and then he's like if you get a
malt and then you get the fries dip the fries in the ball it's a little treat
not many people know about that in fact they're not very talking about it until
Trump did it so he's sitting in a room with like possibly like the most evil
members of like the American deep state and intelligence community like guys
who these these guys are way further up the ladder than that asshole is with
Warren and Doris who's just like hey everybody I I work very closely with
Columbia's special forces during operations in that country and it just
yeah yeah the Colombian special forces good guys but so he pauses whatever
bullshit fucking like they're probably trying to get him to do a coup in a
country and then he's just like you got to try our milkshakes they're the best so
listen to this yeah Trump insisted as he beckoned a waiter into the room where
code word classified intelligence was being discussed the malt episode which
took place a few months after Trump took office in 2017 became legendary inside
the CIA said three former officials that just happened the mall tour though God
wow they went from some guy like in a bar in northern Virginia talking about
he's how he suffocated patrice lamungba with a laundry bag and now you got these
guys going and then he ordered a malted milkshake so it goes here it was seen
as an early harbinger of Trump's disinterest in intelligence which would
later be borne out by the new president's notorious resistance to reading
his classified daily briefing known as the PDB and his impatience with the
briefers current and former officials said but when initially seemed like
mere boredom which demoralized intelligence officials but could
potentially but because could potentially be managed by including
pictures and charts and briefings to hold the president's attention later
morphed into something the officials saw as more sinister an interest in
wielding intelligence as a political cudgel whether selectively
declassified by spy chiefs he installed for their loyalty or obscured from
congressional and public scrutiny if it conflicted with his preferred narrative
intelligence became just another weapon in the president's arsenal wow the CIA
was just like wait a second this guy's gonna hold back classified information
from Congress if it suits his agenda I've never been more demoralized hmm how
okay how would you were you Joe Biden raise morale in in the deep state
intelligence services I think for me I'm gonna go ahead and say hallmark
holiday like a secretary's day they get flowers they get little they get little
funny cards you know it's the little things they matter yeah James Jesus
Engelton day everyone comes to the office and laying in wacky costume yeah
yeah everyone gives each other like that soda but it says poison on it and has a
skull and crossbones they're like haha there's fun theme parties you know
there's like little rice and little rice Krispies cakes you know rice and
Krispy treats what about instead of like spirit week like they have at schools
you have gladio week yes I mean like the the theme days would be great and
there are like cute office false flags like you eat like you eat somebody's
treat out of the break room and then like doctors security cam footage to make
it look like you know the office prankster did it you actually did it yeah
yeah or you frame up someone you don't like and mail them a secret letter
telling them to kill themselves CIA CIA exactly CIA field day with a false flag
football and a three-let race and that means that they are cut off one of your
legs and you have to hobble with another person across a finish line no but
yeah it's going down in the article first of all look at the end of the day
orange man is bad and him being president is very dangerous and just the
fact that he doesn't give a shit about it what any of these equally evil people
have to say is good in one sense because this genuinely should be the attitude
of every president is like just throw these presidential daily briefings in
the fucking trash because they're worthless like I mean you're I there
you're they're either trying to actively work you and propagandize to you or
you're in on the con it's like you know look to your right look to your left you
can't find the sucker it's you in this case Trump is the sucker but like his
essential disinterest and laziness is sort of an inoculation against that
that being said like this is I fully expect Biden to follow through on this
and only this campaign promise and what they want is it says quoting here it
says this will be the most important things a Biden presidency would need to
do and that I want to do immediately said Tony Blinken who served as deputy
deputy secretary of state and deputy national security advisor under Barack
Obama and is a top advisor to the Biden campaign I know from several conversations
with him about this that he has a deep concern about what has been done to the
I see these last several years in terms of politicization and repairing
that starts at the top with the president Blinken recalled Biden telling him
in February 2017 shortly after leaving office that the thing he missed most
about being vice president was receiving the PDB every morning well I like it
too yeah whose favorite part of school wasn't homework but yeah I mean I guess
like this you know should Trump lose this election I mean like this is one of
the things that will miss about him is him demoralizing the intelligence
community with his antics yeah I don't want him to get sad I'm so sorry you
guys we should you know what I'd say next month you guys how about all of the
psyops that we do on behalf of the intelligence department to sheepdog
revolutionaries away from the left into the Democratic Party how about we just
do it for free yeah yeah it's good to give back yeah cuz really we're in it
for the love of the game I mean more than anything it's a good job of the
intelligence community we love them and they love us so much we share big
malts with them oh we love to sit in the booth yes it's the little things and
just the thought of these these absolute monsters just being like just
grinding their teeth down to the gums because when they're trying to like you
know like that they're trying to show him a big map with every arrow pointed at
Tehran or something and then he's just like who wants a salad where a pimp
where a pumpkin is carved to look like a jack-o'-lantern and you eat the cheese
out of the jack-o'-lantern we have them here they're wonderful that really does
sound like something they would have you know what I mean though but like a
Trump is a dangerous lunatic but like his attitude towards this bullshit is the
correct one you shouldn't have these meetings they're all they are all
literally trying to lie to you and control to you yeah and then like
artificially narrow the parameters of what is like conceivable action you
can take on like an international scale or the actual deep state yeah yeah the
genuine real for real not joking cheap state not Nellie or her lovely husband
Bruce I would you know what though they like this is this is actually something
that it's not that I think it's that Trump is a less damaging on the ledger
force than say like a right-wing Democrat I'm just saying there are perks
and there is there is like you know there's no way to perform this kind of
cost-benefit analysis where it's like well is a you know interference in
Venezuela worth the more rapid degradation of what little social
welfare we have like it's not I mean those are things you can't really
compare but I will say that I and I odds are Biden's gonna win I will miss
feeling more secure about like what like evil black ops shit we're probably not
doing just because just because it like a Trump would say that's a bad deal
that's a bad deal how does that benefit at us you know I mean to be to be fair
Trump has like greatly expanded the number of like covert ops and like
civilian deaths that have happened you know under even Obama but I like you
know like any Republican president would have done that I just like knowing
that would have done that that's largely an automatic and because of the
because of Democrats have to be muscular now they always ramp up and have
to have a new project to show that they're not pussies that they're not
pussy-dove peacenicks and they always like at a new project this is not like
a moral calculus in terms of like well more or less people being murdered by
the US war machine overseas but it's just like I just like knowing that like he
can you know insult a five-star general to his face and like make him wear
roller skates for his amusement or something like that yes I died like a
chump and just like the very least like some fucking like some fucking moron
like Joe Biden will just come in there and immediately start kissing their ass
and just hold like a big all-school assembly at Langley and be like you're
valuable man we care about you I know it's been tough but you know like you
know you know I feel your harm you are seen that is that is an intangible
that I actually dread about the Biden presidency is the CIA having self respect
back if there's any kind of Americans if there's any body of the American
deep state that needs to feel less self-respect and more I mean then being
utterly confused by the way things are happening now probably has slowed them
down just like their swag must not be restored yeah I you know we started the
show talking about Bolivia and I always think of that awful Chris Murphy tweet
storm where he seems like the Trump people are too incompetent to help us knock
over Maduro I would hate to see what they do when they have there when they
have the spring in their step back yeah I really do not want that we saw it at
the beginning of Obama's first term what that looks like I don't want to see it
again and yeah no like like well alluded to there have been more civilian
casualties there's a looser rule of engagements but it's not like it was just
a fucking by-the-book handcuffing of those things under Obama either you know
did it your way you frame it is exactly right Felix though it's about these
people individually and their courtears in the National Security Press and the
you know media overall they I don't want them to be able to lie to themselves
about the nobility of their work or what they actually do or like their actual
function in the world and in our state is and like this idea is like we were
subjected to like so much propaganda about the CIA during the Obama years
with shows like Homeland or Zero Dark Thirty we're like coming out of Bush
years like people were just like oh are you guys like the torturers don't you
just like disappear people into like dungeons to like pull their fingernails
out but then no like then they there's like a huge and I think totally
concerted effort to use like the Hollywood and like TV shows to rebrand
themselves as sort of like liberal defense like journalists basically what
like what movies and TV did to the journalism profession the CIA did for
themselves there now they're like we're flawed we're a little bit fucked up but
basically like we're public servants who care about the truth the facts and we're
also epic girl bosses yeah I'm silly I'm silly I'm inspiring I get mine I've
killed thousands I sell cocaine I think I think their restless sleep is ultimately
kind of cold comfort but all we can sort of do now is enjoy our glee but I don't
know I also think I just remember those you know if Hillary was president now
we'd be at brunch t-shirts and I'm like yeah but like we'd also probably be in
Venezuela like I really do think like there is a more the long game sort of
you know a Democrat project of deposing democratically election elected
leaders is more effective under under like it is it is an amber actually it's
also more imperative for a Democratic administration to remove any counter
examples like neoliberal liberal capitalist parties because it legitimizes
them exactly like the fact that Bolivia was a functioning country that reduced
poverty redistributed wealth while growing and like you know growing the
Bolivian economy is an example that cannot be allowed to be maintained that's
what like Kissinger said explicitly about Aayinde in Chile he said the the
danger with Aayinde is not that he's putting people in gulags is that he
isn't and he was democratically elected and popular and that's why he's got to
go so for the Democrats even worse because it's like they did so much with
so little and so with our extreme glut of wealth and the disparity in this
country it seems even more absurd when you see the improvements in this tiny
country were like 40% of people are like indigenous literal peasants if I can
point to one one of the only good things Obama did in his second term he
seemed less engaged from the idea of actively removing government of a more
active American imperial posture in the first term there was a lot of that
Nicaragua, Libya, just God knows what else and then in the second term he
seemed far less interested in that and from everyone's accounting of it it
seems to be that Obama was the only sort of bulwark against the active
machinations yeah with Biden who knows who knows he was he helped with the
whip up support for the Iraq war he was apparently a voice in favor of
intervention in that second Obama term so we'll see I mean his cabinet gives us
no comfort the people around him give me no comfort I mean I literally have no
idea but I will say that the actual chaos of Trump is a strange kind of comfort
because it does really gum up the works the one the one thing that I think is
working in the favor of good is that Americans seem to have lost their
appetite for foreign intervention but who knows who knows what a democratic
propaganda machine for that will look like I think it's gonna be a lot I think
it's gonna be a lot of are you invalidating the voices of the you
know descendants of Czech Nazis in this country yeah see that and I could see
like like them bringing back the kind of you know crowdsource you know war
consensus model where they they have all of these focus groups and and they try
and like they develop like I mean you saw it in advice and I think people
haven't talked about that as that aspect of it as much as you would as or as
influential as it was but the amount of like marketing research that they did
to be able to sell what was ultimately an incredibly unpopular war to people I
mean they really it's horrifically impressive and I think that they would
return to that as Bush chief of as Bush's chief of staff Andy Cards said of
the Iraq war you don't roll out a new product in August yeah no I mean yeah
to be clear here there are two the the American political system is two
imperial parties both selling slightly different brands imperialism in the
Republican one depending on what flavor of Republican you get you get more
active invasions and occupations or you just get chaotic disinterest and you
know a higher degree of civilian casualties well the existing operations
that would have happened with any president and in the Democratic one we'll see I
think what the Democrats have in store is very evil I did to your point Felix
like a Republican administration just like won't need to justify it as much
because if they decide to overthrow a country I mean Trump has really cracked
the dam in that they'll just say hey they have lithium we want or that's our
oil and we're gonna have a victory what the Democrats will do especially when
it comes to popular movements and like democratically elected governments and
countries that you know we wish were you know in our pocket I think they will do
a mirror image of the argument Republicans make to justify the Electoral
College where it'll just be like yeah like just a pure vote based tally of
like who gets to lead these countries is actually marginalizing the minority
populations of those countries i.e. wealthy people it's othering them and
like you know we need to like you know we need to make it a little bit more
fair so that these groups are not you know marginalized or silenced and that
their voices are heard the last acceptable prejudice is that of against
the elites we're we've fallen a very far far away since the 70s where it was a
more mainstream position to demand abolishment the CIA in any like realistic
left electoral platform I would like to see something about in common
understandable language that everyone can access about imperial pullback about
getting rid of some of these intelligence apparatuses of maybe outright
destroying some I would really like to see that just coming years it wouldn't
be that hard of it wouldn't be that big of a lift too because it just you
simply like they exist because based on the popular perception that like the CIA
is there to work in the darkness to keep us safe and if we just simply
acknowledge that that's not what they do they don't need the world they've made
they've made America even individual American lives but mostly the rest of
the planet a fantastically more violent and dangerous place to live tell the
average American every time that you have to fly from like fucking Louisville to
new Bismarck why are they blasting your bodies with x-rays why are they
groping your kids why are they digging through all your possessions yeah it's
the same security theater it's they tell you it's because the world is unsafe
it's unsafe for us because we have to be involved in fucking everything I think
that you want to live this life that's actually the challenge because one of
the more difficult things now is that it's left less visible whereas you know
you know the ground troop wars it was just so much easier to be like bring
our boys home what are we doing yeah but the airport thing is actually a very
good point Felix because like I think everyone has had an incident where they
watched someone like lift an ancient old man out of their fucking like wheelchair
or I remember once seeing this couple with like an infant like a fresh baby you
know where they're not even cute yet they're like oh there's no waxy yeah yeah
and they took they the kid was sleeping and that's so important for a baby that
age and the parents just look exhausted they clearly just had it I bet this
woman still had fucking a pieziotomy stitches that's how fresh this baby was
and they pick the fucking TSA agents pick up this infant to make sure there
are no like bombs under it insane behavior up this baby and these exhausted
people they're confused to they don't speak English they don't know what's
going on they're exhausted they're alarmed why is this stranger in a uniform
touching their baby who they probably just got to sleep like everyone if they
actually take a moment to think about it is horrified by that kind of security
state atmosphere the problem is with that though is that a lot of younger
people don't remember anything different and then a lot of Americans don't fly
but I think entering into this conversation with things that people
actually experienced and see is going to be a little bit easier because so much
of this stuff is now way more invisible it's not it's not body bags coming home
for Vietnam it's it's yeah yeah the problem with the security state and the
accepted standard of American security theater is sort of a mere image of why
universal programs are good these are bad for the reasons that universal
programs are good if people like Amber just said they grow up they don't know
anything but yeah say universal health care socialized medicine it's harder to
take it away from them because they can't imagine a world without it if you
just come into this world and your accepted standard is that some fucking
drooling authoritarian is going to fill up your genitals and dig through your
shit you can't imagine a world without it that's just what it's supposed to be
you can't imagine a world that isn't constantly a war with your country
because your country is fucking everywhere because that's always what
it's been yeah well I'd like to shift gears just a little bit as long as you're
talking about things that you see everywhere and if you are a listener of
this show in the state of California here's something you've been seeing
everywhere the relentless yes on 22 propaganda that has been inundating your
state for months and months now but I just want to talk a little bit about
this this prop 22 issue that's going on in California right now and I've heard
from multiple people that you cannot turn on the TV or listen to the radio
anywhere in California without being hit with a blitz of these like baffling
and intentionally obfuscatory yes on 22 ads so much so that apparently I saw
a screenshot of this this is true Uber drivers in California before they can
get a new like like ride or fare or whatever are prompted with a screen on
their phone that says yes on 22 or okay so to get a new fare they have to either
click okay or yes on 22 and then uber makes that seem that like well all our
drivers support yes on 22 now if you're not aware of what prop 22 is it's
essentially it's a ballot writers to though I'm sorry I have to add this
writers to ask you if you request a ride will you vote yes on 22 and that's what
you have to do to get a ride if you say they're trying to get you like to get
muscle memory you get in the booth you just go oh shit yeah yeah now it's like
so prop 22 is another one of these like just asinine ballot measure is where
it's like I don't know why America's largest state is run in this fashion
we're just every fucking idiot gets to like vote on these ballot measures that
like if you went into the voting booth without any prior knowledge and just
tried to read or understand what you were voting on it would be virtually
impossible like if you read the text of it it's just like would you like a world
in which gig economy and workers are not yet but also possibly made have a
better life that will never happen to have been the thing that you maybe want
it's just like this this total deluge of like passive voice and weirdly worded
things to give you a negative yeah a lot of double negatives to give you the
impression that like this is a a ballot measure that will support the people
working in the gig economy when it is in fact the exact opposite of that I mean
it is a ballot measure that would allow companies like uber lift instacart
whatever like any of these gig economy delivery or ride share companies the
ability to permanently like never classify the people who work for them as
employees and as such never like you know just keep them in a precarious
contractor status without any ability for them to advocate for themselves I
mean I have you guys just been following this prop 22 thing at all yeah so I'm
I you know I'm of two minds about this because when I did I did a series of like
talks on labor with like you know union leaders and stuff and one of them was
with the head of like the New York City cab union and everything and one of them
was specifically with like a labor lawyer and we were looking at like okay
well there are a few different approaches to this and they always sort of
like balance each other one is like the legalistic view where it's like you're
fighting for protectionist labor law but the problem is it becomes this chicken
and egg thing where it's like well you need a powerful union and unified
workers movement first to get that and to get that which does shore up the power
of the already powerful it's very confusing to figure out which which thing
has to come first or whatever and like ultimately it's gone both directions
historically like labor law has given unions a leg up when they were sort of
ascendant but maybe not super strong but also labor law protections have proven
to not been not be a very good bulwark at all sometimes so it's like do we turn
to the law or do we turn to organizing and it's obviously it's not an either or
a thing like one hand washes the other but this is one situation where I
actually am very sympathetic to the kind of legalistic approach one because
it's it's a weird fucking moment and because of like pandemic economics in
this in the in the way like everything has shifted towards gig economy and
these are workers that are weirdly in a you know really like uniquely like I
don't want to say powerful but a potentially advantageous position like
I think actually getting qualified as employees would be a great foot in the
door I mean I think like just the fact that they're fighting it so hard does
actually indicate that they know that there's potential yeah I mean I get like
emails with like videos they pick a lot of older people who can't work
consistently when I saw there was like this very old man who was like a you
know I have a medical condition and I can't work regularly so Uber works
really well for me and what he meant is that he wanted like a flexible schedule
yes yeah exactly but also like you should be retired first of all you're so
old you should just be receiving a pension like you should just be taken
care of like it's just the standards are so and God knows what kind of a bonus he
got for appearing in the commercial or maybe he really believes that I don't
know I have no idea but like again like you said the idea that you should vote
on all of these details when we don't have the means by which to like educate
every Californian on what prop 22 actually is and like Uber and Grubhub and
all of these companies have so many resources to spread disinformation and
to mislead and misrepresent what this law actually is I know for a fact there
are people who think prop 22 is actually a worker-friendly piece of legislation
if you if you look at any of the like the campaign literature about prop 22 it is
all in the language of prop 22 why you should why you support prop 22 it
protects the ability of app-based drivers to choose independent work it
provides drivers new benefits and protections it saves hundreds of
thousands of jobs it preserves food and grocery delivery and rideshare services
that millions rely on it implements strong new public safety protections and
it's all it's all couched in this language of like the freedom of the
individual driver or delivery person to you know work their own schedule sort of
make the job whatever they want and like just be free to essentially not have a
salary or benefits of any kind and to be like instantly disposable and yeah
yeah instantly disposable and to essentially not receive the kind of
legal designation that would allow them to ford institutions like unions like
it's literally it keeps them from again like you can't rely entirely on laws
obviously like laws especially labor laws especially in a country that is
actually 50 little countries aren't the best protection for this sort of thing
but California is a huge fucking state and right now drivers delivery people
like these people are in a weirdly advantageous position actually putting
them in the same basket legally speaking is a great position for bargaining
negotiate negotiations and organizing so I really really hope people see through
this and I really really hope that and without and like obviously the people
who are support a no one 22 do not have anything like even a fraction of the
resources that uber alone has thrown at them right I mean they've dedicated
billions of dollars to a a massive propaganda campaign that I think has
been very effective at using the language of like workers rights and
freedom and you know you know protecting jobs to hoodwink people into
thinking that this is a some sort of favor that these companies are doing
for the people who drive and deliver food for them and you know I mean it's
just I mean it would take a huge amount of like public education to and like
you know advertising quite frankly to move the needle on that because like I
said if you go in and just read the ballot initiative it would be very easy
to be tricked into thinking that you are supporting gig economy and workers by
voting for this measure and I mean again like to your earlier point Amber I
mean like the simplest case to make is if this were really about helping their
their drivers like why would uber and these companies be spending billions to
stop to pass this amendment right out of the cut out of the kindness of their
hearts you should be questioning that but I do think people are I mean like
middle-class liberals anyway I do think they have a weird thing with like tech
where they think it's like the nice the nice capitalist I think I really yeah
you're right think that you're definitely right I think yeah like hey
these are the guys who work turtle necks and quarter zip fleeces you know they're
not like chill they're not wearing some pinstripe suit like a square they let me
bring my dog to work it's awesome yeah I mean I think we need like a prop 22 for
the CIA you know just let them make their own schedules have soft serve ice
cream and the in the cafeteria things like that ping-pong table and the torture
dungeon you know you don't ever have to go home you don't have to go home plan
some shitty fucking sober been Virginia or Maryland you can just stay in that
Langley building all day having fun with your friends actually the open
office plan it would be maybe the most radical thing because then they could
never keep secrets like everyone could see everyone else's work and someone
be zooming by on a little you know zip scooter or whatever and it's like oh
there's no such thing as confidential anymore so I better not do anything too
evil because literally everyone can see it or you know I mean you can't be
tubing like tubing you know in the open office plan got to keep that tube in
your pants you know and then if they if we do if we pass prop 22 for the CIA I
mean like they can have their dicks out in the office place they have the freedom
to do that now prop 20 tubing all right well we're almost done for today show
but I think I should just get one more California based plug in here and that
is for Nithya Raman for LA City Council if you are in LA I know you've and
you're listening to this show I know you've heard us interview her twice but I
just want to bring this up once again because the election is a very soon she
has a extremely good chance of beating David Ryu the incumbent and I just want
to note that Nithya was just endorsed by Bernie Sanders and shortly following
that endorsement her opponent Ryu has been endorsed by Nancy Pelosi and
Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton has decided she came in from the woods
remember that remember when she went to the woods well she's like oh god this
really does tell you oh yeah City Council in LA really is wildly overpowered
like when they were building the Sim City they fucked up the sliders on how
powerful city councilmen are individually so she's actually coming like
ridiculously to close to threatening power as you can see from people like
Hillary Clinton and fucking Nancy Pelosi weighing in on this shit just
parachuting in to endorse her opponent I mean they're doing such a good job of
supporting female candidates and you know because you know men how about no
how about no more male politicians oh except for this one I love though that
apparently Josh Rolls was telling you this apparently like Ryu retweeted his
endorsement from Hillary Clinton and it got like 28 which is she is an
influencer she has the opposite of every intended effect it's just she just
everything she touched turns to death it's amazing that's the least relevant
person on earth which is more than anything how you know Trump has kind of
lost it because he keeps trying to make Hillary yeah yeah we all just want to
pretend like she didn't happen and you're going back to it that well is dry
and the Q people think she's been dead for four years David David Ryu's most
recent tweet from two days ago one retweet one like eight replies you got
that you got that Hillary curse man you got it on you you got the stake he's
got the Hillary stake well I mean this is this is this is very good news for I
think a very very worthy candidate in Dithya Raman if you haven't listened to
my our interviews with her check it out but if you are in LA and in her
districts I or just I cannot recommend voting for her enough she can win and
like I said just if you need any other nudge in the right direction Hillary
Clinton endorsed her opponent so what else do you need to know about her you
don't don't even look at her website or issues page or anything like the ultimate
counter indicator yeah exactly and you know and and you know if you're not in
her district now would be a good time to donate some money to that campaign I
have we will have the donation link I would really really like to see Nithya
Raman win this race and she definitely can with your help and the chop oh bump
so I would just like to leave you with that once again one more final boost for
our girl Nithya Raman for LA City Council so I think that about does it for
today's episode guys cheers we'll talk to you guys soon bye bye
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