Chapo Trap House - 642 - The Dinner Party (7/5/22)
Episode Date: July 6, 2022We hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend. After last week’s coverage of the politics of the Roe reversal, we now move on to taking a look at the media, because boy is the consent manufacturing ma...chine whirring into gear. Will looks at a trio of pieces from the New York Times that appear to be buttering up the readership to place the blame squarely on those least responsible, plus time well-spent on a profile of the most annoying people on Earth! Tickets to our live shows, merch & more (well, actually not much more, but those two things!) over on www.chapotraphouse.com
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Okay, all right, it's Chapo, Tuesday, July 5th. I hope everyone had a great Fourth of
July holiday, but a little housekeeping at the top of the show here. First off, a reminder
that we have an upcoming show in Portland, Oregon at the Aladdin Theater on August 4th.
Tickets available at chapotraphouse.com slash live. We are also in the midst of an ongoing
summer merchandise sale. It links to Buy Our Merch, also available at chapotraphouse.com.
But before we get started on the show today, we have to dip into the rarely, the rarely,
if ever accessed corrections department. On one of our more recent episodes, we speculated
about whether the abortion pill, mesoprostol, could show up in a blood test and be used
to legally punish the taker. We don't often do that. Obviously, keep your corrections
to yourselves, but when you are a doctor with a PhD knowledge in the subject at hand, especially
of this importance, I will just read from the doctor in question and thank him for this
correction. Could the hospital do a blood test and find mesoprostol? Good question.
The answer is no. Mesoprostol is quickly metabolized into mesoprostol acid, which is rapidly removed
from the blood. After taking a single 400 microgram dose, just to take an orally or place
some of the tongue, the mesoprostol acid is essentially gone by 120 minutes and by 350
minutes with vaginal administration. After three doses of 800 micrograms every three
hours, it should be completely gone from the system within 12 hours after the last dose,
if not sooner. So a little knowledge from the medical field there. We are speculating
on this, but we're in fact wrong. It will not show up in a blood test after at least
an hour or two. So that being said, dusted off all that business. Let's start the show.
Gentlemen, how was your Fourth of July weekend? I still have all of my fingers, so only a
moderate success. I suppose the holiday was a bit marred by several mass shootings that
took place. No, in this country, I don't believe it. Felix, one of them in your backyard
in Highland Park. I mean, two of them. I mean, they're honestly
like two in Chicago. There's like, I mean, obviously the one where like people died to
my knowledge is going to be the bigger one. And because Highland Park doesn't typically
get shot up, but the exact same day, I mean, Oblock Parkway Gardens actually closer physically
to where I grew up, if not socioeconomically at all. There was a mass shooting there too.
A fairly popular rapper on the Chicago drill scene was unfortunately hit. No one to my
knowledge in that one has died. But I could be wrong about that. But yeah, there were
two pretty big ones in the greater Chicago land area.
And another one in Philadelphia. But I mean, that to me is still not clear if there was
a shooting or whether people were just reacting to fireworks, because they thought that, you
know, basically, basically mass shootings have turned us all into golden retrievers or
traumatized vets every time the July 4th rolls around under the coffee table, loud outdoor
setting with fireworks is like going to be a daisy proposition now, given how on edge
everyone is. But I mean, you know, I don't want to I don't want to belabor the mass shooting
report too long. But I mean, the fact that basically an emo SoundCloud rapper just killed
six people is I mean, what do you even say about it? I mean, it's just like, I don't
know what how this speaks to the evolution of these sorts of atrocities. But like, good
God, I mean,
I mean, hasn't that always kind of been what it's been? Ever since it shifted in America,
like in America, mass shootings used to be you go into your office and you kill all your
fucking co workers because you got fired or something. And like three other things have
gone wrong. Like the average age of the mass shooter seems to have like slid down. And
then it just whoever has done it for the past like about 30 years, give or take, they are
the equivalent of an emo SoundCloud rapper for their time, right? Because it's always
it's like, you know, and there are tons of exceptions to this just because of how frequently
they happen and how many people live here. But it's usually like a disaffected like 18
or 19 year old like white male who's gone insane and has easy access to weapons, right?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it just seems like this one is literally living up to the stereotype though
of like kind of, yeah, like Pepe, Pepe vaporwave emo SoundCloud rapper shooting up a Fourth
of July parade and killing six people. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's the loser is Jihad, you
know, and it's just the
It's a revolt of failed influencers. It's like the end of day of the locust basically
with assault rifles.
Well, like the thing now, because like, like no one thinks these can stop really like people,
people who get like now, now it's happening where like the people who get shot and like
survive and see their friends die are young enough that they're like, they don't remember
a time where you don't document everything. So they're like immediately after they get
shot, they're like, yeah, I got fucking shot. This sucks. And nothing's going to change
that that that, you know, no one has any expectations for it. Whether it's like Republicans who,
you know, they have some like hair brained idea where it's like, oh, we're going to put
two turnkeys on a door and put it put it one of the guys who did a massacre in Fallujah
in front of it with a grenade launcher, or it's like Democrats, no one really thinks
it's going to stop, especially not the people who who are victims of it now, which is a
pretty depressing commentary. But the only consolation that we have is like trying to
stick the shooter on whoever. Yeah, because like, like, sometimes you can be like, okay,
this was like a MAGA guy. Sometimes they're like, they can assign some like vague left
quality, like there's the Dayton guy. But they usually do fit one consistent profile,
which is like an incredibly like mentally ill socially disaffected person, you know?
I mean, like, well, I guess this is this is this is getting into where I'm I'd like to
head for today's show, which is basically like, I'd like to examine how the consent
manufacturing factory is attempting to deal with the reality of which like, basically
everyone knows whether it comes to like insane violence caused by guns, or the new reality
of abortion being criminalized, and probably contraception and gay rights soon to follow
after that, that like, you know, yeah, the country is changing, changing in ways that
most people think is for the worse, but that like everyone has pretty much resigned or has
basically like, abetting the fact that no one's going to do anything about it. And we just
have to like, get used to it. And I want to open with this CNN article that just just
a look inside the Biden White House right now. And it's a headline here. After a string
of Supreme Court setbacks, Democrats wonder whether Biden White House is capable of urgency
moment demands. It begins with Deborah Messing was fed up. Yes, that's that's Deborah Messing
of Will and Grace and Twitter. Well, all this terrible stuff has been happening. I have
only been thinking nonstop. How is Debbie Messing holding up? I need to know. I'm really glad
to finally let me. I can relax now that I'm aware what's going on with Debbie. Hey, when
you're all out of grace, all you got left is will. Well, I do my best. I do my best.
So it says Deborah Messing was fed up. The former Will and Grace star was among dozens
of celebrity Democratic supporters and activists who joined a call with the White House last
Monday to discuss the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade. Okay, just like first paragraph
of the thing. Why were they having this conference call with fucking Deborah Messing and other
celebrities? Why was she even on the fucking call? Why are they talking to governors and
fucking senators about this shit? That's their actual constituents. And that's what I care
about. Where's Jen Pisaki right now? Who's she hanging out with? Yeah, I mean, if you
really put a gun to my head, like, what is the reason beyond her just being like the
true constituency, like the person the Democrats are performing for the most? I would say that
there is probably like an incredibly stupid plan to replace Kamala with her. It'd be like,
what are you talking about? There is no Kamala Harris. This is a Mandela effect.
It was always Debbie Messing. She was always the vice president. She's also half Indian
and half Jewish. So we're still like doing that. But no, it's like there's never been
a woman named Kamala Harris, who dated Montell Williams. She's never existed. She's never
done a weird laugh or look frightened by a grill. These are all deep fakes. It's always
been Debra Messing. Actually, Will and Grace referred to the will there referred to Willie
Brown, former mayor of San Francisco, who Debra Messing dated. I'm sure the White House
has had other calls with people who aren't former sitcom actors, but it says here, the
mood was fatalistic, according to three people on the call, which was co-organized by the
advocacy group Build Back Better Together. This next paragraph may come as a shock if
you're familiar with Debra Messing's online personality, but it says here, Messing said
she'd gotten Joe Biden elected and wanted to know why she was being asked to do anything
at all, yelling that there didn't even seem to be a point to voting. Others wondered why
the call was happening. Debra Messing has come around. I think Susan Serendon would
like her apology now, Debra. But Debra has come around to the why the fuck. We did vote
for you. We did everything like, and so why are you asking us for anything? Were you saying
like, you're now getting on the emergency action call to deal with Roe v. Wade being
overturned? And it's a, you know, Joe Brandon and the Build Back Better Together fucking
advocacy group being like, okay, Debra Messing, what do you got for us? What are you going
to do? Debbie, we need action from you now. I have an idea. Fight song too. New music
video, new celebs, mouthing the same song, but maybe like openly weeping while they
do so or something to make it, make the grab situation more clear. Get the Stranger Things
kids in on it. They weren't missing from the last time. We need them because the youth
vote is essential. And apparently young people really don't like Joe Brandon. Yeah, the kids
are finished with Brandon. Yeah, get the kids, get some Demogorgons in there. We got to
get, okay, Stranger Things, Stranger Things, Build Back Better Together with them. But
so again, you know, so the mood on the call among, you know, Biden's basically the Biden
Sadukar is, I mean, even there, it's looking, they're looking grim. They're, they're looking
at the God Emperor going, come on, man, you want us to go to Arrakis? What the fuck? I
mean, just after all the shit we've done for you, I mean, fucking, you know, we killed
Duke Lido and his family and now you're asking us to vote? What the fuck? Everyone, everyone
is Lorenz Tate at the end of Dead Presidents for the Jared Martin sheen. All this shit
I did for this motherfucking country. Do you agree with Debra Messing that she got Biden
elected? Oh, absolutely. Yes, I do. I agree. It was all her. Yeah. Debra Messing and the
cohort of people that she represents was certainly like, yeah, that was the Biden Sadukar. Those
are the people that were most fucking dedicated and probably worked the hardest to not just
vote, but you know, do everything else to elect Joe Biden, like, by that, I mean, could,
you know, harangue other people to vote for Joe Biden. But yeah, the call not going great,
but it says here, so it says, you know, Debra's yelling and openly wondering why the call is
happening. And if there's even a point to voting at all, the article goes on to say
that afternoon, participants received a follow up email with a list of basic talking points
and suggestions of Biden's speech clips to share on TikTok.
That'll do it. I think, I think that'll do it. I think like a clip of Joe Biden wearing
like a cap and a scarf and goggles and driving around in a Duesenberg saying something like,
a woman's, a woman's choice is the thing that she's got to choose and no one wants to have
an abortion, but you got to think that if you're going to have a baby, you've got to,
that's a choice and it's a person, but it's a choice. And thank you.
It's funny. I mean, like it mentions, it mentions like, okay, like on the action list, actionable
items. Here's a list of TikTok links that you can share on social media of Biden looking
smart and in charge. I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but have you seen a TikTok
being blamed a lot recently for why young people don't like Joe Biden?
Yeah, no, they're doing this a lot. They did this with military recruiting too. They're
blaming TikTok for like the shortfall in military recruiting. They're blaming it for
a lot.
Yeah, because troops are on TikTok showing what being in the military is actually like
or just being like, this sucks. But I mean, like, I've seen a lot of, I don't know, like
a lot of commentary from people being like, TikTok is brainwashing young people into hating
Joe Biden because like, it's just, you know, short context free clips of him looking like
a doddering buffoon or, you know, TikTok clips attacking him or like, you know, propagandizing
the youth into being now, I think 70% disapproval rating for Joe Brandon among people under
the age of 30. But like, by 60 or 70%, they still want Democrats in control of the country,
but they just hate Joe Brandon. And that he's become like a punchline, like he's become
a stand in for everything, like ineffectual and just fucking incompetent about like the
country we live in now. And a lot of people are blaming TikTok for that. So the way to
counter that better TikToks, more TikToks, positive, Brandon affirming TikToks instead
of Brandon defaming TikToks.
What if we set one of those clips where he just fucking glitches out for 30 seconds to
one of those cool robot sounds that they like to use on there? That'd be fun.
Being my childhood in 1943.
I think I, you know, why am I giving the White House advice? Why, you know, what would they
even do with it? Right? But what is the new, what is the new thing for young people? And
by young people, I mean everything from actual young people to millennials who are now in
their fifties. It's to go online, you know, be the most terrified person ever, never do
anything, never confront anyone, just accept any disrespect that comes your way and be like,
Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm unhinged. I'm mentally ill. I'm crazy. I'm unmedicated. I'm scary.
I'm a skit. So, you know, every, everyone, everyone has this, you know, who's really
unhinged in his chaos era is the man who doesn't know where he is and has given like $70 billion
to an army that's losing like a thousand people an hour. Pretty unhinged.
It's like, yeah, dropping billions of dollars in small arms and fucking shoulder fired rockets
with no, not even like checking where they're going. It's, it's fine. They'll be all right.
Yeah. No, yeah. That's chaos energy. They should, what's the, what's the thing they
do now where it's like, it's the vacant stair. That's like the new thing for like women influencers.
But Joe certainly has that. Oh, he has got it.
He's succubus maxing. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the feminine urge, man, to take your Adderall
and your, and your iced coffee and get railed in a Madewell dress in your unhinged era.
Just another few details from this CNN article. It's just here. The call, okay. The call
with Deborah Messing, three days after the decision eliminating federal abortion rights
encapsulates the overwhelming sense of frustration among Democrats with Biden. Okay. This call
was three days after the shit already happened. Like, were there any calls with celebrities
like within the month leading up to like when they were like, everybody knew this was going
to happen? Nope. They were still shocked. They didn't think it was going to go be released
the day it was. And they were all like getting coffee enemas or something.
Yeah. I listened to this. It says more than a week after the abortion decision, top Biden
aides are still wrangling over releasing new actions in response despite the draft decision
like leaking six weeks earlier. White House counsel Dana Remus had assured senior aides
the Supreme Court wouldn't rule on abortion that day. A White House press aid assigned
to the issue was walking to get coffee when the alert hit several Democratic leaders privately
mocked how the president stood in the foyer of the White House squinting through his remarks
from a teleprompter as demonstrators poured into the streets, making only vague promises
of action because he and his aides hadn't decided on more. Then Biden's July 1st meeting
with governors to talk about their efforts to protect abortion rights was planned so
last minute that none of those who attended came in person and several of those invited
declined to rearrange their schedules to appear virtually. God damn, this is like when us
scheduling a business meeting. Our shit. Zoom is not working for me right now. What
are we going to do? Can we reschedule? Can I call back? Yeah, Biden's like, I have my
AirPods in. He's swallowed one. Remember, these were the guys who you had to elect because
they were the adults in the room with the experience to actually govern. That was funny.
Just a little bit. It says here, multiple Democratic politicians who have reached out
to work with Biden, whether it's on specific bills, brainstorming or outreach, often don't
hear anything back at all. Potential appointees have languished for months waiting to hear
if they'll get jobs or when they'll be done with vetting. Invitations to events are scarce.
Thank you calls barely happen. Okay. It's the thank you calls. That really calls me.
That grinds my gears. Just got to send a thank you note. You got to do it. Come on, man.
That's I mean, it's amazing coming from Biden too, because like all that glad-handing, back-slapping
bullshit is how he made it to the top. I mean, he's a total himbo. It always was, but he
was great at that retail politic. And now even that has deserted him. He's just this
turd floating on the top of a fucking swimming pool.
All right. That's a keyhole glimpse into what's going on behind the scenes or rather what's
not going on behind the scenes at the highest levels of executive authority in this country
right now. As shit discontinues to spiral out of control, and we confront these horrific
and intractable problems that are only getting worse, whether it be guns or whether it being
the specter of abortion being criminalized and women suffering dying or being put in
jail as a result of that. And just on that angle, like for the rest of the show, I'd
like to examine, like I said, what's going on over at the Consent Manufacturing Factory
this past week, because I think looking at the paper of record, the New York Times and
how they have reacted to this situation, I think is very telling.
Now, sure, sure, like, you know, it's not like they've, I'm sure they have editorialized
that the end of Roe vs. Wade is a bad thing. And I'm sure they have, you know, featured
articles or op-ed pieces from people, you know, bemoaning this lack of this loss of
our fundamental rights here. I'm sure they've demanded better gun control, you know, regulations
or laws. They've advocated for all these things. But as we've talked about for the last three
or four episodes on this show, I think like at a certain level, everybody understands
that there's nothing they can do. Or the things that they can do are like outside the realm
of what can be considered acceptable and like, you know, still have a functioning New York
Times as a paper and like the government that they cover and have to like sort of bolster
the legitimacy of would become untenable. So it's just a number of articles this week
in the New York Times, specifically on the abortion issue has chosen instead to, I think
like, I mean, it's really telling about like the gravity of where they are trying to sort
of finesse the opinion of their like overwhelmingly liberal readership. And that is to basically
accept what is happening. And to realize that, you know, sort of like that it's not so bad.
And that now that more or less, you know, complete, complete rule by a moral minority
of opinion is actually the fault of the people who are opposed to this particular minority,
that it's time to be nicer to them. And it's time to understand them. And I think like
a good example of that. And like, I don't need to go into this whole article, but the
Pamela Paul op ed, Pamela Paul is now the head of the op ed page used to be the head
of the book review, she is married to Brett Stevens. And like, look, she's every bit as
boring as her husband. So I don't need to read this article. Essentially, the Pamela
Paul's article is about how like, you know, the left and right have come together to agree
on one thing, like, you know, women shut up. And she spends the first paragraph of the
article talking about, you know, the abortion being criminalized, then she spends the next
eight paragraphs making a moral equivalence between the criminalization of abortion and
what the extreme right wing and their stranglehold over the judiciary is about to do to women
in this country. And essentially, like pronouns and trans people. And like, you know, saying
that they're both are equally a threat to women. And I think what's going on here is
that what they're offering women in the face of the fact that their rights are being taken
away from them. And they're being taken away from them by a system that the New York Times
is complicit in supporting is not to, you know, demand or ask anyone to fight for those
rights or to resist this. But what they're giving them instead is trans people to shit
on and like to point to them as the reason for why this is happening. Rather than at
anyone with actual power, they're going to basically give permission to I think a large
swast of their liberal readership to blame, you know, trans women and trans people as
a whole for their loss of rights. And gay people too, like they're going to point to,
you know, trans people is like, oh, okay, like they're the ones that have gone too far.
And they have provoked this backlash. And like I said, I think it's this like using
their authority to give permission to people to like and control them not to get angry
at, you know, the Supreme Court or our political system or like I said, the moral minority
that is now using the course of law to impose their views on the rest of the country. But
to blame it on and attack a particularly vulnerable and small minority group.
I mean, like, it doesn't matter if people are like, Gen Xers or Boomers, the only thing
that a lot of people remember, regardless of whether they lived through it or not is
George McGovern. So like their their take on this, the past few years, all they're
seeing is like, oh, no, we just we need to do Bill Clinton again. We need to do exactly
in 1992, because we're in the exact same conditions. And instead of having like a sister soldier
moment, and yeah, we can also have one of those, we're going to do this.
I mean, it's got to be the blame has to go somewhere away and down. It can't go up because
that that has implications that that no one at the New York Times and nobody who really
reads the New York Times is interested in confronting. So I mean, and you know, people
say like this stuff is used by like, hate mongers to justify and it's like to an extent
that's true. But like the real goal of this is just to give you a narrative, as you're
saying, of blame, that allows you to just continue not doing anything. Because there's
nothing to do, like you see it with the Democrats, all the way up to the top, like that article
we were talking about, I got to I actually want to read go back and read the last line
in that Biden article if I can find it.
Okay, last paragraph is beginning with the country didn't elect Joe Biden.
Yeah, Biden has been batting away complaints that he's out of sync with his party since
before he launched his presidential campaign. The country didn't elect Joe Biden because
they wanted a Democratic Donald Trump to go out there every day and divide the country
more said Cedric Richmond, who left his own seat in Congress to serve in the West Wing
for Biden's first year. Democrats attacking Biden are scapegoating the president or distracted
and not focusing on what they should be focused on. He saved democracy once by beating a tyrant.
He's doing it again, but he doesn't do it by beating his chest. The attacks Biden is
facing now are the same foolishness that got us Donald Trump. Hillary wasn't good enough.
She's not fighting hard enough, Richmond said. That's what got us Donald Trump. That got
us Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett case closed case closed. This
is what they tell themselves, that people who are outside of power, who can only act
individually as voters or citizens are responsible for the outcomes that they are from the center
supposed to be directing. And if that's the case, there's nothing you can do. So accepting
things becomes the only rational choice. But to do that, you have to have a narrative
that is self-absolving. And also, it's more evil than that because you have to have a
narrative that absolves everyone who created the situation we're currently living in and
deflect anger away from them or anyone in power. But also, you need a scapegoat. You
need people to blame. And like I said, with the Pamela Paul article, it is very clear
that what they're giving, women who read the New York Times or liberal women who regard
themselves as feminists, when it's confronted with like, what do we do about this fundamental
loss of our rights is to be like, well, it's trans women who did this to us because they
went too far and they provoked this reaction. It's like everything is always about like,
oh, the right wing, they wouldn't have gone as far as they're going now had it not been
for these things that even we're uncomfortable with. And we can now fixate on that rather
than like, let's say, encouraging our readers to resist these unjust laws or fight them
and fight the people who are fucking doing it to you. And like, you know, it's not just
the Pamela Paul article, I'll also point to, I don't know if you guys saw or not, there
was a, you know, a news article that was a essentially a profile of like young women
under the age of 30, who are part of the pro-life movement. And you know, like the article does
mention that like, among that cohort of women under the age of 30 in this country, support
for abortion rights is as high as it's ever been. And I'm talking in like the like 80
or above percentile. So like, I'm not saying it's like totally inappropriate to write an
article that attempts to explain the mindset of these people, but the choice in focusing
on this tiny minority of opinion within the broader anti-abortion movement to make it
seem like actually, you know, a lot of young women are very are okay with abortion being
now being criminalized. And let's hear what they have to say, rather than speaking to
the 80% of women or young women in this country who are terrified by this and and disgusted
by it and want some sort of political leadership to fight the people who are doing it. It's
just a question of like, how you dole out sympathy here. Is the sympathy for the women
who are now finding themselves just completely bereft of any access to reproductive health
care? Or is it like today and their fears need to be spoken to and understood? Or do
we focus on like these like, you know, like a 20 year old Catholic college students who
are just like, yeah, I can't wait to support babies. Or I can't wait for our country now
to like, you know, truly show love to mothers and their children.
Going back to the like the first type of op ed, I mean, I guess this is like infected
everyone now because like, well, you know, what else can you do? What else can you do?
Like, pin all pin all your woes on somebody else who usually probably did not cause them.
But like, you know, okay, the thing with like birthing people and that shit, there was such
like an incredible backlash to that with like NGOs that like, I haven't even really like
seen it recently, like maybe like a couple of times this year. You know, and I agree.
It's like, you know, like annoying, stupid, but like no one is whether they are like just
a person online or yeah, like an op ed, no one could ever just be annoyed by something
anymore. It has to have like a moral invective behind it because no, no consumption is free
from political action. It can't just like be annoying and heavy handed. It's like literally
it's the reason for every bad thing that's happening.
I mean, to your point here, like the Pamela Paul article, like I said, it spends the first
two paragraphs just dispensing with the reality that like the right wing of like our political
system in this country has just, you know, is now basically declared open season on women
everywhere in this country, then spends the next eight paragraphs attempting to make a
moral equivalence between that and the idea of a 10 year old not being able to get abortion
after being raped is on like the same like is the same level of assault on women and
their rights and dignity as saying, you know, pregnant people. And the thing is, yeah, do
I think they sort of like sort of like inclusive language like that gets a little dopey at
times? Yeah, I do. But I don't think the people who prefer that kind of language or in any
way shape or form a threat to women at all, much let alone a moral equivalence to the
idea of, you know, women dying from an ectopic pregnancy that could, you know, easily be
prevented. Or this ideal is she goes on to talk about like, you know, J.K. Rowling and
terfs that like, you know, calling calling a woman a turf or disagreeing with like turf
ideology is like, you know, call is like calling a woman the n word or something like that.
Like this is the same level of assault on like the dignity and humanity of women as
what, like I said, like the right wing who has actual power in this country, like what
they are doing. And yes, like academia and like, you know, like dopey fucking like Twitter
people, like, yeah, like they are annoying sometimes. But like, a, it's like really none
of your business one way or the other. And like, how much does it really affect your
life or personhood in the same way that like this legal regime that like removes you of
your basic rights does? Well, I mean, everyone, everyone's in their own, you know, mind palace,
right? You know, all the people that like devoted voted in like the Virginia State Legislature
elections, or the Virginia House of Delegates, were like, I'm sick of how people are treating
JK Rowling. It reminds me of like what people do with shooters now, where it's like, they'll
see like a clearly like photoshopped image, like a clear like fake post, where it's like
the shooter being like, I'm a leftist and I'm a federal agent. And they'll be like,
Oh my God, I'm the only one I'm the only one who can who can see this. I've cracked the
case. The most online generation in history and they cannot spot a fake to save their
fucking lives because they don't want to. Everyone wants to live in their own their own created
reality, where they're the sole thing they care about is the only thing that's happening.
Every event goes through that.
And along these lines, I did I did want to look briefly at what I thought was the most
insane of these New York Times opinion essays along this front. I don't know if you guys
saw this one. It's it's the one by this woman called Leia Libresco, sergeant headline in
a post row world, we can avoid pitting mothers against babies. And essentially, the point
of this article is that she she and her partner traveled to a Catholic hospital in New Jersey
to terminate her ectopic pregnancy. But she did but like but but in her mind, that's not
an abortion. And tell it to the judge lady. Yeah. So I mean, let's just read a little
bit here. It says, from a pro life perspective, delivering a baby who has ectopic is closer
to delivering a baby very prematurely because the mother has life threatening Eclampsia.
A baby delivered at 22 weeks may or may not survive. A baby delivered in the first trimester
because of an ectopic pregnancy definitely won't survive. But in both cases, a pro life
doctor sees herself as delivering a child who has as much a patient as the mother. A pro
life approach to ectopic pregnancy may count in similar procedures, but still sees it as
different from an approach that equates to it to an abortion. When a mother's life is
threatened by the course of her pregnancy, there is a wide gulf between a culture that
assumes she and her baby are pitted against each other and one in which both are valued.
I mean, like say what you will. But like in that situation, like they are pitted against
it will actually no one's pitted at anyone at that point, because it's not a baby. It's
it's dead. Like it's there's no chance of it ever being born or it's life being saved.
And it is and like whatever that is, clump of cells or a fucking infant that you want
to put out, it is very much pitted against your life. And a decision needs to be made.
And the thing is she made the decision that anyone would, but is now claiming for herself
this idea that like, Oh, it's actually I didn't get an abortion. Even though like the procedure
that she underwent was exactly the same thing as everyone else gets in that situation and
is now being denied women in her position all over this country.
Well, what she wants is just like basically a concierge service to give her a like an
elevated abortion experience with essentially just the trappings of of of a delivery so
that she can personally like resolve the cognitive dissonance of being confronted with something
that in her mind is like not of not a legitimate medical procedure. Now she knows it is so
she has to oh, well, time to just build a new justification edifice around this fact.
Because as Felix said, you get to do your own bespoke reality. Now, if you want it to
be actually this is this isn't an abortion. It's a it's a it's a pregnancy plus. Then
what are you going to do? No one's going to stop you. And if somebody is going to be
there who wants to have the same fantasy and they're going to they're going to sign on.
Yeah, this is the this is also the official country of mine is different. Yes, the mine
doesn't count. And also like, whatever, however she justifies this by saying that like, you
know, we went to a like a Catholic doctor who delivered this ectopic pregnancy, as if
it were alive, even though it was dead and you know, use the exact same procedure as
what is you know, considered an abortion. Yeah, like, in my head, like, you know, this
now we don't have to pit mothers and babies against each other. It's like, whatever's
in your head doesn't matter, maybe. Yeah, it doesn't matter for the women in Texas or
elsewhere who now have to be flown across state lines to have their lives saved. And
it will fucking help you if you live in a different sort of nuance that she's insisting
upon is not possible in a legal regime, because it's about drawing bright lines and imposing
penalties, which stops people from doing things. She says here, the specifications for surgery
remain the same, whether the surgeon is pro life or not, whether the mother kept repeating
baby to her nurses or stuck to saying pregnancy. But I wonder if an observer in the operating
room could have seen the difference. If my surgeon was visibly more tender as he worked,
knowing he could be the first person to see our child, a child who would not ever see
us. Doctors can't value women more by dismissing our babies as worth less. Even women who
support abortion access may find it jarring to have their child's life dismissed when
they hope they would hold this baby. It's better to be honest about tragedy and loss
than to pretend that only one person is on the table.
So I mean, the thing that's unspoken here is that an abortion, like the doctor just
like, he comes in and he puts a cigarette out in your fucking navel that says, all right,
let's scrape this fucker out. Is that what the assumption here? Yeah. That like they
do it wrong because they don't value the baby. Like the thing she's imagining, I cannot
believe actually exists anywhere.
Well, yeah. I mean, if you ever wanted proof that American Catholics are Protestants, I
mean, they've moved predestination up now where it's actually every event of your life. They
can look outwardly the same. But if you're a bad person, when you get an abortion, your
doctor is Jamie Kennedy from the Roe v. Wade movie, and he sticks his hook nose up your
cunt and brings the baby with his Shylock nose and then puts a $100 bill in your asshole
and gets changed for it just out of your rethra, like a coin star. But if you're like a good
person, if you're religious, if you're Catholic, you go in there and you're like, hey, I want
my assuredly dead baby delivered. And the doctor is like absolutely. And you feel no
pain and it comes out and he's alive. But then he's just, he's needed in heaven. What
you just got was not an abortion. It was just like God needed him. God needed that baby
to be alive for like four seconds before he came out.
Well, in this case, the baby was never alive. It did not take a breath. It did not die. It
was already dead. And look, I'm happy this woman was able to avail herself of medical
treatment that comported with her whatever religious beliefs that she may have. But the
thing is, necessarily, if we as a society are going to begin catering to those religious
beliefs at the expense of everyone else, it doesn't fucking matter. And I don't really
care. And also, it's just like, back to my original point, why the paper of record in
this moment in time, at this fundamental rupture in American history and culture, do they feel
the need to hold up people like this as essentially sympathetic or voices worthy of being included
in this debate at the expense of the reality of not just the majority of opinion in this
country, but what I would think any reasonable person would fucking rate the severity of
kind of like the scales of what's at stake here. And I'm just going to read one more
thing here. She says, speaking of sort of the boutique abortion experience that she's
hoping to have, she writes, I knew that the trappist monks of new Melare Abbey would send
us a tiny coffin free of charge as part of their ministry to bereaved parents. My husband
knew that if anything went wrong, I wanted him to order an adult-sized one for me. We
didn't get to bury our baby, and my husband didn't have to bury me. One surgeon had been
right. Our baby died some time ago, and all he could find was the placenta. While I recovered
at home, we had something to know our baby by. We named this child Chameleon after St.
Camillus de Lellis. He was a 16th century gambler who was treated so poorly by his doctors
that he founded a nursing order and ultimately became a priest and saint.
No, they named their kid after Chameleon heir. Come on. We know you like that song.
It's just like the anger that is being given voice to is like, okay, if you're angry about
it, the only people seemingly that are being allowed to express their anger are the anger
of people like Pamela Paul and J.K. Rowling. It's anger directed at trans people, not at
fucking right-wing Supreme Court justices and the politicians that enable them. It's
just like, okay, if there's sympathy to be made it out here, if there's people's lived
experiences that need understanding. I'm sorry, it's this daffy fucking broad who's
just like created some carve out in her head for her fucking religious beliefs that she
is choosing now to take away from everyone else. That somehow that that's worthy of crediting
morally as a point of view.
Yeah. It's about validating your own fantasy world by invalidating what you want to imagine
somebody else's world as. You have to accept my head cannon. That's basically what we're
at now, a battle of heads.
Well, it's saying who's head cannon counts and who's doesn't. It's pretty clear what
the choice has now been made by the second country at the New York Times.
Who else's head cannon is going to count? People with money and power and influence
are people without. That's not really a contest. It's like the water finds stone level. They
know there's no other choice they can make. It speaks to the institutional realities and
structures that govern content at that level.
Just these examples I've been talking about, I think it's very clear that the establishment
media, the consent manufacturers are very clearly have decided as maybe rightly so that there's
nothing they can do about this or there's no going back now. Rather than encourage people
to resist this, I think they're very clearly choosing to cultivate a sense of sympathy
with the people who are inflicting this evil on the rest of us. We should be encouraged
to see things from their point of view rather than our own or to fight them at all. We should
be more understanding of them rather than seek to resist them in any way.
I know it's a bit heavy, but I'd like to close out the episode with one more New York Times
article that is a little bit, a few from the later side of things, but very much fits in
the wheelhouse that I've just been talking about. This is my favorite kind of New York
Times article, and this is where you send a staff reporter to cover the worst dinner
party in the world and report back to readers on it. Would you guys like to take a jaunty
trip to Princeton, New Jersey to sit down at a dinner table with the most sufferable
people? I don't want to do that. Why would I ever give a shit? Why would it ever matter
to me who's having dinner parties at Princeton? That's an insane thing to assume anyone would
be interested in. We don't want to go there, but we're going
to go there anyway. That's what we're here for. We got to do it.
We must bear witness to the dinner party of Solvegg Gold, who is proud to be the wife
of a canceled Princeton professor. Now, the one thing I was impressed in this article
is the way Ms. Gold's cans look in that sundress. How's that?
Awuga. Yes, ma'am. I'm paying attention now. Solvegg Lucia
Gold was setting the table in her backyard next door to the house once occupied by Albert
Einstein. Her yard is a sweeping field of emerald green grass leading down to a 18th-century
blacksmith's cottage with stone floors that houses her home study. Ms. Gold, 27, was preparing
for an intimate dinner with some of the few people, our little cabals, she said, who publicly
admit being on friendly terms with her and her husband. The recently-for-fired, she prefers,
canceled, former Princeton Classics professor Joshua Katz.
Most of the guests were much older than Ms. Gold. This included Dr. Katz, who was 52,
and was once her professor. They married last July, four years after she finished Princeton
with a summa cum laude degree in Classics, and one year after Dr. Katz began his public
flight with the campus left. The couple ran arms wide open into the culture wars, which
Ms. Gold says was characteristic of her, but not of him, the low-key professor whom
everyone liked, who previously didn't ruffle feathers at the university where he had worked
since 1998.
I am the alpha, she wrote in the essay about their relationship. I'm not Lady Macbeth
in this story, but I am obviously implicated in some way in getting him involved, she said.
She gave me a certain kind of courage for doing this type of thing, Dr. Katz said.
I'm kind of stunned that Dr. Katz went out of private practice and back to academia.
She had a thriving, every comic in New York. They were all there, they were doing amazing
bits, and he's going to just go to fucking Princeton from there?
I mean what happened to his son though?
Like academic Laura Linton's, which is what I'm getting, the energy I'm getting here is
Louise Linton.
Yeah.
That's it, right?
Yeah.
Seth Mnuchin's wife?
Yeah.
Mnuchin's wife.
I'm feeling this is like the academic version of her.
Do you think Dr. Katz's son would have been a mass shooter?
Oh God.
No, no.
Not at all.
That's very sad.
Dr. Ben was a wonderful, wonderful son in man.
Ben was a wonderful son in the 90s.
Ben in the 2020s with the internet, he's probably getting ready to do a shooting.
He's probably going to live stream it.
I'm not kidding.
But like, you know, what is Ray Romano and Don Myrera going to do now that their doctor
has become a classics professor and they can't, you know, they can't sort of share a flight
that what the deal is with airplane peanuts now.
They were so close to cracking it.
It's funny though, there is a photo of Dr. Katz in this article and someone pointed out
to me that he looks very similar to Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.
But it says here, the trouble began on July 4th, 2020, when a group of Princeton faculty
sent a letter to the university's president demanding that the university combat institutional
racism.
The anti-blackness is foundational to America, it declared.
Four days later, Dr. Katz responded with a manifesto, a declaration of independence
by a Princeton professor in Quillet, which is something of a house organ for the so-called
intellectual dark web.
He took issue with the proposed changes that would lead to civil war on campus and erode
even further public confidence in how elite institutions of higher education operate.
Everyone is acting awesome here.
I love everyone here because it's, yeah, you have one side that's like, we need to decolonialize
the hedge fund.
That's also a CIA recruitment station.
And then the other guy who's like, oh, so you want to put a burning tire around my neck,
ANC style.
This is how everyone acts.
Everybody definitely understanding the stakes of the moment and what's important.
Outrage ensued over Dr. Katz's choice of words, which he defended as metaphorical.
Nearly two years later, this spring fired Dr. Katz, who had tenure, saying that it was
not for his outspokenness, but for new information that had emerged about his conduct during a
sexual relationship he'd had with a student some 15 years earlier, an affair he had been
suspended over before.
Ms. Gold says that she has often been the only one standing between her husband and
utter despair as his career crumbled and colleagues deserted him.
A certain amount of period interest accompanied the revelation that the Princeton professor,
who'd lost his job over a relationship with one student, was now married to another.
Ms. Gold doesn't shy away from it.
On her Twitter account, her avatar is a photo of herself in a wedding dress, and the background
picture is of her with a group of Princeton professors, including her husband.
This lady likes college way too much.
These college addicts need to be dealt with.
We need men.
I'm against mandatory.
One thing Biden loves is the idea of not, don't throw drug users in jail.
Make them go to mandatory treatment, which there's no distinction there, but I'm absolutely
in favor, mandatory at gunpoint therapy for college addicts.
If you are more than like two years out of college and you still have any opinions about
anything going on in your old school or any other one, you have to have your brain fixed
because it is terrible for everyone involved.
Yeah, this is like if Van Wilder was only doing the shitty parts of college, he's like
an 11 year sophomore, but he's like, yeah, I can never leave this place.
I'm going to go to the Hillel meeting and argue about divestment.
Hey guys, I'm going to proctor an exam.
Rolls into a fucking faculty budget meeting and a golf cart.
When Dr. Katz lost his job, Ms. Gold promptly published an essay about their relationship
in common sense.
The newsletter run by Barry Royce, a former writer and editor of the opinion department
at the New York Times.
My alma mater is not the school I once loved when part of the headline, but Joshua Katz
is exactly the man I knew I married.
He's young at heart and I'm an old soul, so it works, Ms. Gold later said.
Usually it's the guy saying shit like that to the woman who's 30 years younger than him.
You're an old soul.
Here, she knows what to say is what I'm saying.
She knows how to hit her marks.
Don't agree with her.
Don't like her lifestyle of never leaving college.
Just going to say that right now, but fair is fair, standing by her man.
I think that's pretty admirable.
It's pretty admirable how before he can even say it, she's like, I'm basically older than
him in soul.
I like her.
Like I said, I respect any woman who's willing to be in a relationship that widely imbalanced
in terms of attractiveness, but you know what I'm saying?
You can be attracted to someone's mind.
To the mind of the ancients, the classics, like Hesiod and Plato.
She set the long rectangular table in the grass precisely with a wedgewood blue and
white tablecloth.
Both napkins tied up in a yellow ribbons, place cards inked in neat cursive hand and
melamine dishes in a provincial and proven solid design.
She was schooled in formal manners from a young age, she said, as the only child to
an actress and a soap opera writer.
My mom threw a lot of dinner parties and I ended up talking to adults, Ms. Gold said.
Okay.
All right.
The pieces begin to fall in place here.
This is like a common sense Princeton.
These are all just like halfway homes and other New York times are halfway homes for
kids who are only friends of the adults throughout their childhood and were patted on the head
and told how intelligent they were by their parents' dinner party guests.
And that's okay.
You know what?
I have some good traits too.
You don't have to.
Come on.
Yeah.
Let's be understanding of child dorks, okay?
Some of us were them.
The sequel to Leon, the professional, is like Natalie Portman writing articles.
You know, why it's funny to be friends with a 40-year-old man?
Who's on the email thread condemning my husband?
Everyone.
Wait.
Who?
Everyone!
She says, most of my boyfriends were conservative.
They were all pot-smoking Republicans.
She told her dinner guest later that night, that is, okay, you know, Solvig, you crazy
for this one.
Pot-smoking Republicans?
Those are all your boyfriends.
What a heterodox and contrarian personality this lady is.
Good Lord.
Solvig, pronounced Solvay, okay, sorry, has received a lot of favorable male attentions
at her best friend from Princeton.
Okay, so this is just like, I got to say, Solvay probably just has like a PR agent who's
like, can we get the New York Times to write an article about how hot I am and how smart
and cool and dangerous I am?
And also, include in a news article, like every single detail about the, you know, proven
Sol plates and neatly tied off tablecloths that I'm providing here to my, to the cabal
of canceled professors.
On the, again, skipping ahead here, it says, on the night of the dinner, the couple had
just returned from a brief decompression trip to Amsterdam and Cambridge, England, where
Ms. Gold is completing her PhD in classics.
She just submitted her dissertation, Tracing the Metaphorical Language of Slavery Across
the Platonic Corpus.
In her introduction, she writes, the very use of slavery as a metaphor may be hideous
to many.
Although the enduring popularity of Britney Spears' 2001 hit song, I'm a Slave for You,
suggests that the metaphor has survived somewhat unscathed.
She realizes that it's a hot button topic, but fears that the woke people in classics
won't read it because it's by me.
Okay, we, this is a terminal case of college addiction here, that is the opening paragraph
for like, what, a master's dissertation on classics, and you're just like, oh my God.
What's so funny is like, you know, the, the, there are people who are obsessed with the
idea that a wokeness has like degraded some sort of scholarly rigor in the academy.
And this is the alternative to the woke garbage, which is mostly tedious crap.
But this is the other thing you get, tedious crap.
That's all it is going all the way down.
It's ego strokes by people who'd have much money and not enough things to do with it.
Also in attendance at this dinner party was Robert P. George, 66, a professor of jurisprudence
in the chair once held by the now-
Am I supposed to know this for the first time?
Now, you know, Vinny Woodrow Wilson.
You know, I don't know if we talked about Robert P. George on this show, but I'm just
going to read you a little bit of Robert P. George.
This is from his, this is what he writes about, in coitus, but not in other forms of sexual
contact, a man and a woman's bodies coordinate by way of their sexual organs for the common
biological purpose of reproduction.
They perform the first step of the complex reproductive process.
Thus, their bodies become, in a strong sense, one.
They are biologically united and do not merely rub together.
In coitus, and only in coitus, similarly to the way in which one's heart, lungs, and
other organs form a unity, by coordinating for the biological good of the whole.
In this case, the whole is made up of the man and woman as a couple, and the biological
good of that whole is their reproduction.
So this is the guy that a 27-year-old woman is thrilled to let people know she's spending
all of her time socializing with, an ancient man obsessed with coitus, Beaver.
He has been called the country's most influential conservative thinker for his role in laying
the intellectual groundwork for the fights against marriage equality and abortion rights.
We founded the James Madison program in American ideals and institutions, where Ms. Gold is
a senior research assistant, and where another dinner guest, Bradford Wilson, 71, is an executive
director.
Okay.
I mean, I got to say, I'm kind of coming around on Solve, because she's getting these
mummies around to her house, who all are in a position to flatter, not just her ego,
but career, and she's getting out the sundress.
She's whopping those cans out.
She's got torpedoes in the water.
She's already married to a guy who's 55 years old and looks like the actual Dr. Katz.
And now she's getting by studs like Robert P. George.
Just giving him a little bit of the old razzle-dazzle, and it wouldn't you know if the New York
Times is there to capture every minute of this scintillating dinner party.
I mean, could you imagine, I don't know, just like another intellectual clicks, just sort
of like lunch date being transcribed in this detail, imagining a rifle being shoved in
my mouth, my brain painting the wall.
You know, somebody suggested that this piece is like supposed to be dry satire, some bullshit,
but just the fact of assuming that anyone would have a bare enough interest in these
motherfuckers to make that land is giving them far too much credit, and like just essentially
swallowing their version of reality, even if you think you're doing some sort of clever
undermining with like understatement or whatever, because no one should know about these people.
I'll just read two more paragraphs.
I mean, I know, I don't, Felix is, Felix is, we're struggling here, but I just want
to read this.
I'm trying to like use meditation to sever my own spine without contact, like when a
really horny guy that goes to a strip club and comes without contact, I'm trying to end
my own life through sheer meditation.
I'm trying to make my body just like cut my spinal cord in half before I hear the rest
of the story.
Don't, don't give up yet, Felix.
Okay.
On the first table, Ms. Gold, wearing a checked kitchen apron over her yellow dress, sat at
one end and Dr. Katz at the other.
Ms. Gold said a swift prayer, come, Lord Jesus, be our guest, and let these gifts to us be
blessed as the chilled pea soup was served.
Oh, she's Christian too.
That's awesome.
Dr. Katz previously had a cultural interest in religion, but her faith has rubbed off
on him.
I don't think he had ever taken seriously the idea of believing in anything until he
started dating me, she said.
Both of them had published in First Things, a conservative religious journal founded by
her godfather, Richard Newhouse.
It's like, I mean, she really thinks a lot of herself where she's like, yeah, actually
he's really religious now and I saved his soul.
It's not the fact that like, I'm like one tenth his age and like, yeah, you got him
into Catholicism.
There are guys this age who are probably dating 27 year olds who have gotten into like
metalcore for the 27 year old they married.
You know how we talked about how there's a significant chunk of Americans who would
absolutely like positively endorse genocide to protect like going to cheesecake factory
on a Friday night.
There's also a sliver of people who have much more influence and power who would willing
to do genocide to maintain their fancy little garden parties that are their entire lives.
Like her life is this party.
It's just a bunch of people humoring her in all of her delusions and never challenging
any of them.
And she just gets to float through it.
And if you take that away from her or people like them, that makes you worthy of death.
Well, Matt, to take that away from her, that's what cancelling is.
That's cancel culture.
If you take away the tenured positions of her senior citizen husband who fucks his students
on a regular basis.
I mean, you know, liberals want to party to it's the same thing that just mirror images
of each other.
I would have liked to have known anything except for like the names of these people
and like what they do.
And did I need to know like more of these people?
Yeah.
She's like a fucking endless cycle.
It's just always a new fucking asshole who's like, you know, has as a, you know, intellectually
crazy dinner parties and then the 50 people were like, check this guy out, he's a piece
of shit.
And it's like, well, like now I know about him.
Yeah, congratulations.
Yeah.
Now I know about him.
Now I can never get him out of my brain unless unless they invent like the real eternal
sunshine surgery where I could forget everyone ever involved in any of this.
But no, this is just it's stuck here forever.
It's like the guy in a fucking tomorrow never dies with the bullet lodged in.
His brain, the guy who is like Nick, the evil version of Nick Denton from Gawker and that
James Bond movie says you Felix, I am going to, as soon as this episode wraps up, going
to reenact the last scene from pie and that is going to take care of all these people's
names.
I'm never going to ever think about any of them again.
But wait a second though, I mean, like, okay, you guys can drill into your skull.
You guys can, you know, do some sort of ketamine LSD sensory deprivation tank to erase the
last half an hour that I've shared with you.
I will be trying to get invited to one of Mrs. Solvay's dinner parties because like
I feel like the disrespect that we're being shown as like, you know, heterodox, controversial
intellectuals is astonishing here.
There's a group of Pakistani conservative intellectuals I know who I think should go
to the dinner parties.
They would really expose them to some interesting ideas.
I don't even think these people deserve to die.
Just like resent knowing about this.
Yeah.
How dare you?
Well, forgive this please to my co-hosts and friends here.
But like, you know, like, we should just start having our own dinner parties, you know?
How about that?
Absolutely.
How about that?
And we're going to invite, we're going to invite all the actual, all the really dangerous
thinkers, you know, that the New York Times looks on their nose at.
Absolutely.
Like Dr. Omar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mind of Jason.
Dan Quinn.
Yes, of course.
Dan Quinn, yes, of course.
Dan Quinn had a good new video.
Oh, you know, he could be at this woman's dinner party because he's back to saying the n-word.
Not like calling people, I mean, yeah, calling people that, but like as friends, you know
what I mean?
He's, I'm glad to see he's upright.
Well, like I said, just like, I will host a dinner party for dangerous canceled intellectuals.
But like, you know, I would like respect from the New York Times.
I would like a reporter there to document what I serve, what I'm wearing, how my tits
look and, you know, which, which 80-year-old mummy has been canceled for what reason or
has been put in, put in jail for whatever intellectual crimes.
But you know, I just think we need more respect as dangerous heterodox intellectuals.
And I would like dinner party invitations to reflect that fact.
Invite Will to your dinner parties, people.
I can cope.
You know?
You're silencing him if you don't.
I'm so sick of being canceled.
I really am.
It's a heavy burden.
Well, so there you go.
I mean, truly sorry to share the dinner party article with you, but I thought it fit with
a theme of just basically everyone the New York Times thinks is sympathetic, interesting,
or worthy of their attention at this moment in history where our society is circling the
fucking drain.
And they all are united in, yes, helping people indulge the narrative that they have, the
most reassuring one possible, that they are going to be fine personally, which they probably
will be, and that nothing is their fault or responsibility.
I think that about does it for me this episode, gentlemen and concluding thoughts or any house
cleaning we need to do at the end of the episode.
Just a reminder again for that Portland show August 4th at the Aladdin Theater tickets
available now.
We'd love to see you in Portland, Oregon.
We'll be hosting a dinner party for a second.
Yes, it's just going to be a dinner party.
You guys get to watch.
All right.
Actually, that's a pretty funny idea for the show.
Yeah, sort of like a dinner for idiots or like everyone brings a worst-case scenario.
We're all like the most, we bring our most heterodox ideas to the table and we just decide
to chop it up without any PC nonsense holding us back.
That's actually a pretty good idea.
That's a pretty good idea.
I do that.
We'll think about it.
Yeah.
We should ask Bill Oakley to chef up some of the words that he has from around the world
for us.
Yes.
Oh, that'd be really fun.
All right.
Again, extreme apologies both to Matt and Felix and our listeners for sharing Solvay's
dinner party, but it's come and see.
Come and see.
I honestly feel like Will has kind of the ring-type relationship with these articles
where once he is exposed to them, he has to make everyone else know or else it'll come
...
Yeah, but in seven days, I'm fine.
... come through the newspaper and fucking just choke him to death.
I'll forget it in seven days.
Everyone else will be like, their jaw will be twisted into some rictus and that fucking
gaping maw, but I'm doing great.
Oh, it's fucked up to do that.
It's the Necronomicon, really.
Let's all read from it together.
Together.
We're just entering.
Let's just enter post-humanity together.
Absolutely.
I'll be afraid to let your body die.
Second dark age.
Yep.
Go for it.
Fuck the classics.
I'm a dark age person now.
We don't need knowledge.
You won't need eyes where we're going.
Yeah.
Perspective in art, gone.
There's going to be a 50-foot guy in a building the size of the castle he's in, in front of
a guy who is somehow taller than that building, even though he's in the background.
That's what art's going to be like.
Your house cat is the same size as your parent.
It's a great job.
It's a great job.
You get an A for that son.
Trying to kill a snail.
That's how we're looking.
All right, until next time.
Until next time.
Bye-bye.
My wife and I brought the book to this cabin, where I could study it undisturbed.
It was here that I began the translations.
It was here that I began the translations.