Chapo Trap House - 715 Teaser - Porno Military Contractors

Episode Date: March 17, 2023

We discuss Russian Private Military Contractors the Wagner Group recent attempts to recruit via ads on PornHub. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Well, Derek, you brought up the the Wagner group, which is like a Russian mercenary outfit, like on some real dirty dozen shit of like, you know, I hate these PMC types. And by PMC, I don't mean professional managerial class. Now the professional military whatever, whatever psychos that being recruited to this fucking. Yeah. Um, no, I want to bring this up because like here, this could be like a way to like pierce the the fog of war here in terms of like How many casualties are being inflicted on the Wagner group specifically? They just put up an ad recruiting people on Pornhub It was it was taken up. It was taken down. It was put up It was posted and then taken down just this week. It says uh

It's incredible from the Daily Mail But it says the the rush rushes a Wagner mercenary group puts ad on Pornhub for new recruits A blonde sucks a lollipop as potential troops are told to join the coolest private army in the world And then it says, uh, we are we are recruiting fighters from all reasons of Russia Don't whack off go work for PMC Wagner says a woman before the phone number of the Wagner recruiters appears in the middle of this green So they're trying to they're trying to call rushes in cell population and turning the Of chronic masturbators and turning them into fucking cannon fodder and the donbas it worked for isis I just don't know. I mean, what's the salience of the message?

Don't jerk off go turn yourself into a human wave Uh in Bach mood and get just get you know blown to smithereens instead that that doesn't seem like a trade-off to me It's not your sad little coming in your basement It's one big if the orgasm is if the orgasm is the little death then why not go for the gusto go for the big one Like you've had enough of these little guys to know it doesn't add up to anything. It doesn't satisfy I like one big one because you know after after after you after you spurt that joy juice You know you feel degraded and depressed But imagine but imagine when getting hit with a 50 caliber bullet feels like you'll have no fucking problem after that

Yeah, if you want to if you want to experience the war equivalent of jacking off on ss our eyes Have we got a conflict for you? Where you can lose and regain the same place Uh that's named after an elden ring character 40 times You can you can go sit in a whole dug in the ground in a in a in a lawn chair What's like five other guys named Yevgeny? Yeah, you can take artillery fire after the leader of Chechnya comes to do a photo shoot every two months

And brings his little friend with him Yeah I love that. I love how katarov is like he's showing up like pretending to fight in the war Every three months. It reminds me of like the game in 2007 the rapper the game I think he would like purposely get arrested every other month You know, there's a uh, I think next weekend here in an la there is a nft web three conference and how's bull is going to be there and william shatner Nice

Let's get those guys together get william shatner and his bullet together. See what see what comes from that Yeah, I mean vodner is an interesting case. It's um The One of the the explanations I have actually seen for why the Ukrainians have decided to defend bakmout, which is not all that What I understand not all that strategically valuable Why they've decided to defend it so strenuously is because they are trying to wear The vodner group out vodner group fighters if vodner fighters have been used in these just like human wave attacks

You know, the russian is trying to conserve Uh, artillery ammunition, I guess Have stopped with it like bombardments the coolest private military in the world Yeah, it doesn't that means that they just throw it, you know, that doesn't seem very cool And so I mean vodner vodner's recruitment for a while Was I mean they were recruiting people in prisons. They were recruiting people in russian prisons Uh, you know, they'd gone from kind of ex soldiers and kind of you know, the traditional people who should be in types Uh, yeah, people who should be in prison and they they were just like going to prisons and being like, you know

Hey, you can get out. You can you know, make a make a salary. All you have to do is run it to gunfire