Chapo Trap House - 723 Teaser - Discord Uncle Gap

Episode Date: April 14, 2023

On our nation’s vulnerable teens receiving questionable Uncle-guidance (and military intelligence) through Discord leaks. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

I just want to read another few details. I mean, you mentioned this earlier. I love this part. It says, the source that the Washington Post is talking to is 18 years old, and it says, the young member was impressed by O.G.'s seemingly prophetic ability to forecast major events before they became headline news. Things only someone with this kind of high clearance would know. He was, by his own account, enthralled with O.G., who he said was in his early to mid-20s. He's fit. He's strong. He's armed. He's trained. Just about everything you can expect out of some sort of crazy movie, the member said. In a video seen by the Post, the man who the member said is O.G. stands at a shooting range wearing safety glasses and ear coverings and holding a large

rifle. He yells a series of racial and anti-semitic slurs into the camera, then fires several rounds at a target. Damn, my life a movie. It's like, is that Jason Bourne? This is like, this is like, fucking Uncle Rico filming himself doing wide receiver drills. It's so, it's so funny to do that to, like, impress people who are still, like, taking APUS. Listen to this. The member seemed drawn to O.G.'s bravado and his skill with weapons. He felt the certain kinship with the man he described as like an uncle and said on another occasion, a father figure. Wow. I mean, you know, we're having, the uncle market is crashing when a 21-year-old can become uncle. Yeah. Uncle's in America need to step it the fuck up. There's a serious dereliction of

uncle duty. Okay. The fact that he has video of himself at a gun range with, like, the safety goggles and earplugs in, and then he squeezes a few downrange, that does not betray, like, some sort of expertise with weapons or firearms. Anyone can fucking do that. And he's like, damn, uncle going crazy again. Uncle, he's on that next shit. Yeah. It's like the first scene from Kill The Season after the credits, where they're going to LAX and like, Jim Jones is jumping up and down while shooting the pistol like that. He's the only people that would be impressed by that. Yeah. They're impressed by the fact that, like, he was able to drive in his own car to the gun range. Yeah. Like, whoa, your mom didn't have to take you. Holy shit, that's baller.

You know, the market is fucked up when your uncle is only three years older than you. You're a cowl. Where are you? You know, I mean, like, back in my day, there'd be like creepy 21 year olds who would try to impress 15 year olds by telling them about fingering pussy or something like that and telling what a girl's asshole feels like, you know, but this shit. Not to the American otaku that we're grading on. Yeah. No, I'm like, I need some intelligence reports on what a girl's mouth feels like. Not fucking Ukraine. You know, this isn't even the first time that people have leaked classified information to win video game based arguments. Oh, yeah. You guys remember

when people were sending classified documents about military weapons specifications to fucking war thunder? Yeah. Yeah. It was like the weapons weren't realistic enough. Yes. Yes. And they were they were leaking classified specifications. It's a 30 millimeter cannon. Look at these documents. So it's like, yeah, it's like this is this is the end where you get people now, the internet people getting positions of actual responsibility. Their brains completely warped out of all proportion by exposure to specifically social media. They're going to be like gremlins in the works of all these organizations because it's just not going to occur to them. Not to do this stuff. They did not up the antibodies. That's that that sort of behavior that people who weren't

wrote, uh, born into that socialization don't have or do have.