Chapo Trap House - 739 Teaser - Hunter’s Lawyers

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

We discuss Hunter Biden’s relationship with his lawyers. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Well, departing from the horrors of the past to the the fun good times of the present I've got we we talked about this some juice. There's some action in the Republican primaries But before getting to that I just want to know did you guys fall any of the new coverage of hunter Biden from like There was the free beacon this week They've just been like going through all his text messages and shit and there's nothing really new there I mean like yeah, we all know he smokes crack all day. But there was just a couple of text messages I'm wondering if you saw where it was like,

Hunter's lawyer was texting him and it was like, yes, it was like Hunter, I need you to call me back right now. It's very important. And Hunter replies with just a 21 Savage song. He just says it like, I'd buy a text message, a 21 Savage song. And the 21 Savage song was called Ball Without You.

You run it around, you can look, take your pictures, cause you miss me. I know you can. Which like, I wish I knew more context for these conversations, because presumably, it's like some scam or like foreign graph. Like the tourism board of Kazakhstan is giving him $700,000 for some reason, but someone forgot to register as a foreign agent.

And the lawyer is just like, Hunter, we have to clean this up. And Hunter is just two hours into a crack bench. And it's like, I'm going to do this without him. I don't need him. I'm cutting toxic people out. But decided to send, decided to communicate through Apple Music. I'm gonna ball without you. And did he send a red hot chili pepper song to someone else? Yeah, he did to a different lawyer. He communicates with his lawyers by sending music links. Setting the mix tapes like it's a girl you have a crush on in high school. I like the vast genres he'll us to do.

Red Hot Chili Peppers and 21 Savage. I guess it really depends on his mood that day. It must be very frustrating to be his lawyer, but in contrast to the Trumps, at least you don't get paid in a USFL memorabilia. that day. It must be very frustrating to be his lawyer, but in contrast to the Trumps, at least you don't get paid in a USFL memorabilia. Yeah. Presumably they actually give you some money for your services. Well, Hunter, Hunter, like if he does pay you, he pays you like how a con would. He gives you a big diamond that a Chinese guy gave him or like I'll top up a commissary. Yeah. I, uh, Hey, um, do you want some unrefined platinum? That's who you get if you're just constantly dealing with central Asian republic.

Yeah. Would you like us to a burlap bag filled with lithium? There, there, there are some lawyers in Georgetown who like, they're putting like 3000 yaks in the storage unit of their condo building. Yeah, I could give you one 30 seconds ownership of a potash mine. So you've always struck me as a guy who's in the in the need for some terrible kind of warriors. Can I introduce you in a real dark soul sword? That's a fake shit made in Hong Kong, like certain people are supporting. If Hunter is going to front me a brick to have him not answer my texts, I'll do that for sure.