Chapo Trap House - 741 Teaser - They Indicted Me!

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

We look at Trump’s response to his federal indictment, and how he still manages to outswag Ron Dion DeSantis. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

I did everything right and they indicted me they indicted me I really appreciate the boxes hoax because it's given us Trump at his most Jiminy click He's been on one this week They indicted me. I know you guys saw the the thing of him going to that restaurant in Miami and going food for everyone I'll eat anything that moves and then just walking out Are you ready? food for everyone. I'll eat anything that moves and then just walking out. Are you ready? Are you ready? Food for everyone. Food for everyone. What? Anyone who wants food can get it. That that that that was true.

Food is available for purchase at the God's Register. Yeah. You was just pointing that out. If you drew some sort of absurd conclusion that he was going to pay for it, that's on you. out. If you drew some sort of absurd conclusion that he was going to pay for it, that's on you. I, the, they intended me, Cliff. I've probably listened to that 50 times since I saw the everything right. And they invited me. I did everything right and they indicted me. He's, uh, and like that, that clip of him going food for everyone, DeSantis wishes. He could never, he could never like I love all the, I love all the video footage of Trump campaigning at at at eateries because like he's just like, oh, I like this one. And people like, give me more.

I want it. I want it. I have this place. people like give me more. I want it. I want it. I think this place I can clone it. Yeah, you you you cannot picture DeSantis doing that. Well, DeSantis probably does the same thing that everyone's least favorite child in kindergarten did and brings his own food to the pizza part. Oh, God. He's like one of those awful, disgusting kids who's like, you know, they're just cut to like,

whoa, my son can't have peanut oil. My son's allergic to fucking, I've heard those corn syrup. And so he's probably, but he's probably bringing like keto apple sauce and all this stupid shit. I have a nice B3 I got here. I brought my own with a cauliflower crust.

Yeah. Sugar, man. Yeah, there's just, there's none of that humanity. When when when Trump shows up at a low IQ eatery, they just there is not a person on earth who's not gonna have fun in that show me the most show me the most lived out lib. And there's still if you put them in a place called like rodeo pizzeria and the pressure's up they're having a good time yeah I mean

I look I may not agree with the man politically but it if Trump showed up to get some chicken bosses for everyone I could get a chicken boss with Donald Trump and he paid for it he made a hand. I'd probably vote for him. Meanwhile, if Ron DeSanta showed up to the most fun restaurant on earth, it would ruin your time. Imagine the most fun restaurant in the world. Imagine a place where... Rainforest Cafe? Rainforest Cafe. It's your birthday. They have a real gorilla seeing you your birthday storm. There's sparklers in your fucking Amazon Rainforest Sunday, but then here comes Ron. My doctor says I can be ready. Yeah. What the most fun eatery on Earth is, it actually exists.

It's in Los Angeles, it's by Universal Studios City Walk. It's called the Toothsome Chocolate Emporium and Savory Feast Kitchen. And it is a steam punk chocolate restaurant where you are served by whimsical waiters wearing big clocks and there's a steam powered robot. That's a good time. And wait, this is real. Make it suck. This is, that's a real place. I have a second birthday. Run this, run this, hit this, go around the the steam punk restaurant. You're like,

cool, cool goggles. You got right there. What are they for? He would be the guy who ruined steam punk for everyone and being, you know, he'd be like, you know, it would be stupid if a gunnage had this clock on. There's no tactical damage. He'd remind everyone that he was in like the lawyer's heels and be like, oh, this gun's stupid. It has like an unnecessary steam stack on it. Ron would never like woo a busty steam punk waitress. A steamwrench. Yeah. Well, the boxes, hoax, continues to give because courtesy of the Washington Post, we have

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