Chapo Trap House - 749 Teaser - Jacques’ Secret Gumbo Recipe

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

Jacques shares his secret ingredient for real cajun Gumbo. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Jumbole is worse. Jumbole. Yeah. Yeah. That's not that good. It's like, it's the Simpleton's paella. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I agree with that. But it's even more simple and plain. Like, I'll just go ahead and say it. Like, you know, my brother's a good cook, but, you know, he doesn't dare to go to gumbo. He keeps it safe and cooks Jumbole instead. And it's like well

he really want to get jock wound up here I will say this jock uses and I've seen this done and it is it is something that no one all of the kitchens I know through jock no one else does it this way it's a disgrace to them they don't like it when jo Jacques makes gumbo, he uses a pre-packaged rule instead of making his own, which is a huge no-no. First of all, first of all, this is where it has to shake your damn mouth like you have anything to do with Cajun culture too. That has to always relating information from other people to me. That's a bad thing. relating, relating information from other people to me. Shut your mouth as a bastard. I've done gumbo wrong.

And I'm like, bitch, you're both from some top of the East Coast bullshit towns. Don't fucking tell me how. No, no, no. Shock. It's from Sicilian stock. Hesse's family's town has been stolen by bandits in Sicily. That's where Hesse comes from. Hesse's grandmother was the first woman in Sicily to ride a mo pad and the villagers who were stones

in her. The first woman to ride a mo pad and the hundredth woman to be hit by rocks. So I'm not the one million, the one billion woman. No offense, but what am I supposed to feel bad for? Has his loser ancestors. What did they say? Oh, so sad. They're so sad. She got a mo-ped and then they stoned her. Oh. That's pretty far.

Long, long. Let's go back, let's go back really quickly though. It is not offensive for me to use a pre-jard. Pre-packaged? No, nope. There's a difference from pre-packagedrew in a jar of homemade brew by an old cage. Oh, so, so it's so fucking different. I could even bring you don't think they make that ruin a factory. Look, I make it at the roof factory. It's full.

Is anyone going to see this video? Is anyone going to see this? This is audio only. Well, I was going to say I have a jar of this room. Why, what do you, okay? Okay, show me the jar. I'll take a screenshot and we'll make it the episode art. Okay, here, hold on. Go get the root jar.

He's gonna pull out his gun and threaten us with. It's a fake. Poo. I don't think, I mean, I gotta say, making a good root is hard. It's like, say a good Roo is hard. It is hard. It is like little Occasion women in a fucking warehouse in like the Country side. I have to fuck up like I'm sorry like Do you even know how difficult it is to make Roo perfectly?

Why would you not want to know? It's very difficult. I was just like imagine if you had a grandmother who made beautiful perfect Roo and you could just go pick up a jar of it. So you'd have to put her in a factory and make her do it all day. And her little friend can say all day that my gumbo is fake. Ben and his little pale skin can say all day that my gumbo is fake, but my gumbo is good. It tastes authentic. It tastes restaurant style people say. It's pretty good. So don't even try it. I had your family's gumbo with all of you guys.

It felt like I did ayahuasca. It was very much like ayahuasca ceremony. So here we got the jar of room. OK. Oh, hell yeah. Look at the old woman. That's her. She's in the factory.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Black guys. That's the woman whose bones they made the rue out of. Yeah, it's just black eyes and it's all. That's the woman whose bones they made the rue out of. Hahaha.