Chapo Trap House - 776 Teaser - Found Moms

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

Taking a break from heavier war topics, the Will, Felix and David discuss the new NBC show Found and how it’s sure to continue the trafficking psychosis of suburban moms everywhere. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

There's another TV show I know just called Found. Do you know the story of Found? What's happening in that show? It's like a woman who was kidnapped years ago, kidnapped the guy who kidnapped her and finds missing children with him as like an evil kidnapper who's like, so I'll tell you how the kidnapper mind works. That is, oh my god, that that show is going to be responsible for more deaths this year than like the AR-15 itself. Yeah, so someone's mom is like, she's gonna read the sign wrong and just shoot up, shoot up, I don't know, a check cashing place. Just going back to your parents house in some like, Southwestern exurb and they've got like a big, well-appointed cage in their basement.

And they're like, it's something your mom is interested in. She wants to find a sex offender and then grill him about stuff. I don't know, I don't like the time. She lets me golf, I have my golf time and she has her time outfitting the well from silence of the lambs that she's building. Dude, a lot of our listeners, you're gonna, like, the younger ones, you guys are gonna be fucking coming home from college and you're gonna be there for Thanksgiving.

And you're gonna hear, like, a weird sound in the basement. You're gonna go down and there's gonna be a guy there who your mom has set up exactly like Joe Pesci set the Irish guy up at Casino. Pfft. Pfft. like Joe Pesci set the Irish guy up at Casino. But he am you stupid fuck! They're like, they're like, they're like, tell me what neighborhood kid you kidnapped and then he's like, fuck you and he's just like, Charlie M and they're like, you made me

pop your eye at him for that little piece of Charlie M. I don't know if he's gone. I'm going to end for that little piece of shit, Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit. Charlie, I'm going to end for that little piece of shit.

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Dads that wear like sort of like overstated Borsalino hats and use logic tricks to solve stamps and then yes. And then moms that have like the Buffalo Bill basement set up, but there's a sign that says like gather, inc there's a sign that says like gather In cursive Eat pre found