Chapo Trap House - 785 - Tank Girls feat. Brace Belden (11/27/23)

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

TrueAnon’s Brace Belden returns to the show as the crew continues discussing the war in Palestine. We look at Israel’s military shortcomings, the IDF’s penile obsession, the domestic propaganda war, and some measures Biden could take we might actually support. We also touch on Gavin Newsom’s vetoing of an anti-Caste based discrimination law, and a Ron DeSantis aide who apparently willed himself to death. Catch Will at the New Bedford Whaling Museum’s 2024 Moby-Dick Marathon: https://www.whalingmuseum.org/program/moby-dick-marathon-2024/ And keep an eye on TrueAnon’s feed for an upcoming announcement that will “end politics as we know it”.

Music Greetings friends, we're back again. It's Monday, November 27th. Chappo is coming back at you. I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday weekend. At a very thankful time, so this friend's and family, I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday weekend. And at a very thankful time, spent with friends and family. I hope you didn't lose your mind listening to your friends and family.

We're spending time with them. I'm at Solars in Nightmare. But we're here to kick off the week. And we're here to kick off Truin' On week here on Shapo, because holding down the third spot today is our good friend, Brace Bellvin. Brace, welcome back. Hello, it's so nice to be back here

and sconce in the bosom of Capo Fap. No, it never really comes up with a new thing for house. There was like crap, it's map house or something, but they always keep house. Nothing really rhymes with house. I mean, you could say like the house frows. You could say that we're sort of like homely women

who aren't out too many kids. No, yeah, no one really tries. Oh, yeah, look at what I think. Sort of our art speak-elman's mouse. Maybe I'll do something with that. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, check this one. So trap a mouse by our art speak-elman.

Fapo Jack couch. That's pretty good. I don't know about that one. It's weird to jack off in a couch anyways, but that's neither here nor there. I feel like it's this creepy place to do it. Yeah, if you jack off on a couch, you're either like 11 years old

or you're like the richest guy in the world. Yeah, you got like couches to spare, you don't know how to shit. You're like a really low couch in like the in the in the the house that he goes to in heat by the ocean and just like there's nothing in there, but like a giant sort of one of those curved TVs and you just have I guess it's gooning kind of gooning elevated gooning. I did not know what gooning was until like this year and I just thought it meant jacking off. Oh Lord How is that how mistaken I was yeah, it's a relatively new phenomenon for me as well. Yeah, right. Yeah, you know

It's just like I I think I mean it seems so totally bizarre to me because like what is pleasurable about jacking off for like 12 hours? I mean, isn't though isn't the whole joy of sex that it's over relatively quickly the only time you should be jacking off for like 12 hours. I mean, isn't the whole joy of sex that it's over relatively quickly? The only time you should be jacking off after like being a teenager is if you need to make a big decision. Or if you want to be sleepy. There's no other, what do you, you're horny?

It's like, give me a break. It's so insane to be horny. Like, I gotta jack off right now. No, you gotta do it before you figure out where you're cooking for dinner or before, I mean, I guess that's really it. There's no other big decisions a lot of people making day-to-day life, but that's it.

I mean, any other time, I think it's a little distasteful and juvenile. I think it's like there's a third situation in which it's acceptable, and that's like, if you find yourself like typing up something after like a mass shooting and you're like, you're saying something like, people just be kind to each other.

How fucking hard is it? And you stop yourself and you're like, oh, I should jack off. Stop saying this. I'm thinking also, it's like bus, I feel like is what you should do it to. Like if you're just riding the bus or a train. Yeah, because it's boring.

Yeah, a lot of flight. I am curious about like, I mean, I would assume that Gooning has only been around, you know, as long as the home computer set up has. But do you think like a really like a Howard Hughes type who was always inventing stuff could have come up with like a pedal operated magazine page turner? Like like a like a like an analog goonic setup. Like I mean, there's also just that's potentially

if you had a man's big enough, you could have enough like real to real projectors of various sizes. But I would say, I would say go back even further that to the Stone Age. I mean, people, you know, they're always discovering some new like cave painting or whatever, something etched into a wall. I would say that probably back then, if we look hard enough in enough caves, there's probably caves

that are pretty much just crude stick figure drawings of big boobies. One of the most famous cave paintings is the Shovae caves in France, which Venerer Herzog makes a documentary about. One of the most famous cave paintings is just a wall of hand prints. I think that was just the mark of achievement after you blast it off after gooning for 12 hours into a saber-toothed tiger skull or something. And you just, whap a hand on the wall,

staying at your like, I was here, I gooned 30,000 years ago. But, you know what, I don't think Neolithic man was gooning. I don't think there was enough time for that. I think this is definitely a symptom of too much free time and come up. Yeah, I don't think modern technological age. I'm guessing it started

like when I guess probably the advent of nobility and like after kind of after society it's put into classes when we add just like a full-on leisure class that's when you had time to do it. Yeah, I can't imagine that you'd have much time for gooting when the average was having like 15 kids because like 12 of them would die. Like you don't really have seed to spare. Plus like, if you think about it, like up until probably like, I'm gonna say 1960,

like there weren't really good looking people. And so like you might not even, like it might not even occur to you to like jack off. Let alone the balloon because you're like, yeah, well let alone voluminous like photographic evidence of attractive people that you could devote hours of your attention to. Like if you're like a surf, you've never statistically seen a like a bar still smoke show or anything

like that. You've never still literally ever dreamt of limpsing a bad. You know, like the hottest woman you could imagine is like the Virgin Mary or something like that. It's obviously you can't jack off of that. So it's like you just everyone around you is covered in pig shit, disgusting warts. Everyone's their faces are distended in ways that we can't do now. They're disgusting.

No teeth. So you're like, I'm not going to jack off to that. To jump forward in time a little bit, you know, like the first attractive people started showing up, like, you know, generously we could say World War II, but really we all know it was the 60s. Yeah. Do you think that like we had less division in America

when like there was only like one or two hot women at a time that people could go into? Like there's like, if many people read a hay worth and then that was about it. Yeah, like think it, there at a time that people could go to. Like, if Betty Crabble read a hay worth, then that was about it. Yeah, like, think it, there was a time when like 70 million American men are all gooning to Janet Leigh, because she's the only one. Well, I think it's just like, it's a,

like, you know, it's something that, the, you know, society is so just atomized now and like, people don't have the same kind of just connections and communal life that they used to have. I think one of them is that there's just too many hot chicks. And I think that drives a lot of people to a complete madness. And like they know they, they, either, it's the Goon Cave,

but some people are kind of in a Goon Cave of the soul. And they just like this is, it just drives them insane to begin with. Like unlike the Janet Lee shower scene in psycho. Or like, you'd see like Marilyn Monroe's ankle and like the entire country would be sprung. I feel like now, like in the, you know, Adam, I was colitis, topic, University of Technology, you're right, praise. The average man is exposed to like tens of thousands of hot women on a day to day basis.

I want to push back on that. Yeah. I want to push back on that a little bit. I feel like the shower scene for a lot of people was erotic because I mean, thinking of the time it was filmed, many people hadn't taken a shower before. It was all bad.

Until Alfred H. Cock directed that scene in Psycho, most women did not know that you were supposed to be nude when bathing. Jesus Christ. Yeah. So H. Cock introduced that to the American Psychie and like, yeah, he showed a violent murder scene and then connected being horny to having a mother Thus inventing psychology. He really got a lot done in a really short period. Yeah. I don't know

I mean, it's just like the the gooning thing is just like so much fucking time I mean like whether it's sex or jacking off. I just want to get I just want to get it over with I just want this reason out of me. There's nothing in my life. I want to take any longer than it does I just want this reason out of me. There's nothing in my life I want to take any longer than it does. It's like waiting online. Yeah. I don't feel this way now, but when I was like 12, I would jack off for like psychotically long periods, but that's like before you have responsibilities and

pay taxes. I couldn't imagine doing that now. When I was 12, I just really wanted, I was looking forward to smoking cigarettes. Like I knew that was gonna be something I'd really like. But I couldn't, I couldn't get my hands. I was like 13, it was when I was able to like finally like get them because I was in high school and other kids had them. But when I was 12, that's kind of all I could think about was like,

it's gonna be so, we stole black miles once and smoke those. And I was like, oh, that's a way to be. You're like, I can't wait to be a middle-aged black guy. Yeah, but they can go on. Yeah. One of the secrets I smoked in high school was cool exels. I don't know why I did that.

I think I was like possessed by the spirit of a 68-year-old black guy. Yeah, I remember we used to smoke camel whys, which I have for some reason like because they felt media to me, which is the psychology. Still that you're mad. But I think they sort of those went the way of like the Dorita 3D and like the novel thing. The original was good enough, but yeah, man, SIGS, FUCKET, WALL.

Winston P fact rich tobacco specially selected and specially processed for good flavor in the smoke yeah body with cigarette well i mean i'm going to get kicked off the uh... episode talking about goody jacking off things of that nature because uh... this this is this provides the perfect segue to how I wanted to bring up

the latest developments in the ongoing murder suicide pack between the United States and Israel. I'm wondering if you guys saw, okay, like, look, we did we covered on this show the IDF Seaman Retrieval Unit. Correct, right? You're familiar with the IDF, the the Seaman Squad? Yeah, you're talking to a fucking master sergeant right here. You're talking about, yes. A lot of listeners of this show, and my show probably know that, I lived in Israel for about 15 years, and yeah, I was in the, I did my military service, and they let you choose when you have this

particularly high aptitude for, and I'll be honest with you guys, sucking dick. I was able to test into the unit that did it. And yeah, like, I don't be, it's, it's, people know that you, you stiff in those rigor mortis, the testicles are swirling, like a, like a, like a newborn son for hours after. It's boiling, boiling with, with, with, with activity. I cannot count the amount of times I've repelled into a scene that is just basically a

channel house and just got right on the aisle. On all fours like a dog, put some peanut butter on that fucking thing and just got it in, spit into it up. Well, there's I learned right after that there is, and there's another IDF, a sort of cock hunting unit. This is from, it is really a government minister named Shlomo Carly. He said, this is a quote he put out on Twitter.

Can they stop with the Shlomo name? I don't know, I don't know. Like guys, please stop. Like, what if there is no other race doing this stuff. What are you just saying? But he does that, man. You're like daring people to say something. Like, can you please stop?

It's so, I don't know. I mean, I can't describe this well enough, but it's for some reason to me, Strex, it's the most Jewish thing to basically name yourself a slur. Yeah, yeah, it's like, I mean, it's like a way to get you yelled at without conditions. So sick. But I like the name Shlomo. Anyway, Shlomo, Shlomo.

Well, here's what he says. This is a statement he put out on Twitter. David added a hundred Philistine foreskins as revenge for plugging the wells with dirt. Our fighters who went to war for the house and to take revenge for the terrible massacre carried out by the Nazi terrorists will cover them in their tunnels with dirt and will return to peace with the abductees only after they have cut off all these cursed fourskins. So to that, I simply have to say, come and take them.

Come and take them. But then I thought for about this for about half a second and they're gonna have a harder time finding fourskins in the Gaza strip than they did finding the fucking underground terror headquarters. Fucking Muslims get circumcised. What the fuck are they talking about? Yeah, they seem to not have any Arabic speakers

or really to know even like basic facts about. Basic facts, yeah. They do it right next to. And it's just like, what the fuck are you invading Denmark now? Like, that would be funny if they just, they took all the four skins from Dutch people. I was gonna say, I feel like the most four skinned peoples are the northern Europeans. Yeah. Like, I kind of, everyone else gave up on them a while ago.

I don't really know what they're, if they're rocking with four skins in Asia, I assume they might be. Yeah, I think, I think they're rocking with them, but. It's the majority of the world, Brace. So they just have like a guy, like a bug's bunny style guy, go down there and just go. I'm like, what is it? I mean, I simply must stress, when government ministers are talking about waging war on the four skins

of the enemies, this is a normal country engaged in what is essentially self-defense against an existential threat. And just please keep that in mind. When you hear news in the coming weeks about the cocks they're sucking of dead guys. I just don't really like the thing with Israel is like, listen, it's not like Judaism doesn't make a lot of sense. And so like, when you start like drawing, I mean, like lessons, or not lessons excuse me, like when you start kind of like using your rhetoric for a modern war, it's like from the history,

it just, it gets, I think a little uncomfortable for a lot of people, but like, I feel like if they had guys that were just slightly less weird in charge of their communications, I think they'd be doing a lot better now. But like, there's not like one guy that comes out on the Israel side, gives a press conference or does one of these like, you know, CNN spots or whatever, that is anything that can approach you in a normal person. Like they're all fucking free. No. And you know what, I mean, like the names are a big part of it. The names and their stupid accent.

Because like, when I see someone like talking to me and with a dumbest accent imaginable, their name is like, Glove God or something. I'm like, I'm inclined to believe what this guy has to say. And so like, one of the major Israeli spokesperson people right now is a woman named Aviva Clampas. Yeah. Yeah, she's rough. Aviva Clampas is rough.

I like to go around my house, saying her name to the tune of Despacito. Aviva clumpus. But no, yeah, there is a problem with trying to retrofit Judaism into a modern warrior culture because you only have one guy who won a war. Yeah. In the entire, like everything else is like, you know, here's a time we were taken hostage by this guy.

Here's a time that like the guy taking his hostage got killed but not by us, but by a Persian guy. It's really just like David. Like Solomon is cool, but he didn't really win any war. He was just, he just like had a lot of concubines. And he won a war on single mothers. Yeah, that's true. That's true. But like a conventional military style combat war. That's only David. And that's, you know, so far back that he had his link shot. When they were fighting the Philistines

And everyone else in their enemies in that era Circumcision was the thing that distinguished you from them. Yeah, like now. It's just like I don't I don't know where this shit comes from I mean, I think it's just like they are they've let they've lived in such a hermetically sealed hot house So their own minds and like the phantoms that they project to entertain themselves That like as we said many times before on the show, they don't know how they sound to the rest of the world. And they don't know very basic facts about the people that they claim are now like the third right. Because you know, we've seen another round this week of Hamas is worse than the Nazis. Yeah. Or presents a greater threat to world, to the world population of

Jewish people than the third right did? I feel like Israel, their connection with the American Jewish community has a lot to be desired. But for the fact that they're not connecting that the ancient Jewish fight against the Philistines, to the modern Jewish fight against the modern Philistines in Hollywood, to me has just been a complete missed opportunity. I mean, in general, I think think like it's not just the Israelis,

but it's like, you know, uh, Israel advocates, both amateur and professional who live in America, who have totally lost the plot of how they sound to other people. Because like, yeah, the force could think bizarre, obviously. But on the American side of his bar of things, I remember there being less, you know, in public vivid fantasies about rape in Zionism. Like, it was never good, but like they didn't do that, you know, during a bush.

They didn't just like randomly pick out a college student who is free Palestine and be like, here's 10 paragraphs on how you would be raped in Gaza. That, I feel like they have all comprehensively just lost it. No, they go to the rape thing immediately. Like, if you just like dispassionally say that like you know like uh... we just

just date where the majority of public opinion is on the issue of ceasefire then you get these learned fantasies about rape and what not which is especially funny given that we're now in the middle of like i don't know twenty four hours left in this pause to accommodate a hostage exchange between the two sides. And you're getting to see the contrast between the hostages that have mass let go and are all leaving being like, have fun, have a great summer, see you in the fall.

And then the teenagers that they're letting out of Israeli prisons look like the common C-boy and they're about the same age. Yeah, it's been interesting to to see how the Palestinian prisoners or hostages are portrayed in American media too, because I mean, it's not exactly like a secret the way that like Israeli military detention works. I mean, there's been a lot of writing about it, articles about it, scholarship about it, it's like a well-known thing that you can basically just be arrested

in the occupied territories and just have your attention indefinitely extended every six months. A lot of these people never gonna trial, you never been convicted of anything. A lot of them were like 12 when they were arrested. Yeah, yeah, for throwing a stone at a border guard or something like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or even for like throwing a stone at a border guard or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Or even I mean, I'm gonna be honest like, you know some people Even if they at whatever did something the way the way that they're portrayed It's like are these these people are raised from the you know the second they're born to hate us and to kill and to like and you know To hate every Jew to want to kill every Jew and so like there's no such thing as a child That's another weird thing that you keep you always see saying. Well, they keep saying persons under the age of 18. Yeah. And like, whenever they talk about the hostage exchange, they're like, Hamas is giving up women and children in exchange for Palestinian prisoners under the age of 18. Yeah, but it's it's a it's a exchange

for women and children. And you know, it's a it's just one of the one of the talking points that I keep seen from the Israeli side is that that it's kind of quibbling with the idea of a child. And like, the age of like what is a child is getting lower and lower and lower and lower? And some, the more honest ones are just like, it doesn't really matter if they're a child. Like they're gonna grow up into an adult

that like is hates us and watch us to die. So like, what's the difference when killing them now and killing them later? It's, yeah, it's been really us to die. So like, what's the difference between killing them now and killing them later? It's been really something to watch. And it's really never a good sign that you're winning. It's never a sign, rather, that you're winning the rhetorical battle when you're really quibbling on whether a 15-year-old is a child or an adult.

No, definitely not. It seems like a huge portion of the child hostages that Israel takes are from the West Bank, which is I feel like people are realizing it more, certainly more than in previous years, but Western audiences are starting to maybe scratch the surface of the kind of like complete degradation and misery that goes on there. People more or less get what Gaza is now, but the West Bank was, I mean, it's so indefensible, just for the standpoint of like what a modern country is on the Israeli side, it's so indefensible to Western audiences that like they just wouldn't talk about it. Yeah, and like yeah, it is it is essentially governed by like a

clan type body guarded and aided by the military and it's like yeah, I would be shocked if like you know Yeah, I would be shocked if like, you know, like they didn't stab some of those guys, you know? Like that's just talking about asking for it. But like I did see that they arrested like 116 people in the West Bank, in the last week. And they released 117. And I was strongly suspicious

that they're just gonna re-arrest all the people that they released this week. Probably. Yeah, there's nothing stopping them from doing that. Yeah, because I mean, like they're released, but then they're released into the West Bank, which like Gaza is basically also a prison that there's no escape from.

Like where are you gonna go? Like the, I, I, I, because like, I mean, this hostage exchange is brutally unpopular in Israel. They hate it, because they feel that they're like, they're, we're, we're, we're coughing up stuff in exchange for like Filipino guest workers I mean, I've seen it described in that term in those terms

But Felix your point about the the West Bank and how like it's better just not to talk about it I have noticed that like like Richie Torres is a good example of this like there There's surrogates in the American media and government who are now in this like frantic dash To because they feel the need that they have to counter every narrative or fact or opinion that they come across in the media or on social media that makes them angry that paints Israel in a negative light. And in their med rush to sort of like reactively try to counter every bit of messaging that they find inappropriate. They end up drawing attention to things like Jewish only roads in the West Bank.

Like, Richie Torres was like, Jewish checkpoints are about as real as Jewish face lasers. And then like in the, in the course of having to correct himself or like explain himself, he's just like, well, yeah, while it is true that Palestinians can't drink water in certain zones because it's illegal or they know it's just like,

they keep confirming things that are wildly out of stuff with like what the average American knows about what's commonplace and accepted as fact in Israel. Did you, yeah, did you see with the Richie Torres thing that one of the guys who yelled at him for that. The head of J Street. Yes. The head of J Street who is like, he's one of those like 78 year old Israelis who belongs to a party whose name translates to good morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is like the perfect good morning voter. He's 78 year old Ajkenazi who you know has more bodies than tobacco, but now tries to lead a workshop for but now tries to lead a workshop for Palestinian and Jewish kindergarteners in the city of Laud. And he was like, how dare you say

that I'm defaming Israel by acknowledging the Jewish checkpoints? My grandfather's were all terrorists. They were all in the air too. My great grandfather murdered the UN, the UN ambassador, not the ambassador, Bernadette Folk. But, yeah, it's, Torres and the Hickeem Jeffries, the watermelon Palestinian flag, bullshit thing too, was really similar because he made this big stink that there was a picture of a watermelon on the slice of watermelon rather on a flyer that was protesting him.

When that actually allows people to call attention to the fact that flying the Palestinian flag is illegal. And so, in many parts of the area. And so, yeah, it's like the watermelon symbol. Hit the watermelon slice. The flag itself is illegal. And the colors are the like yeah, it's the watermelon symbol. Hit the watermelon, but the flag itself is legal. And the colors are the same. But it doesn't matter.

Richard Torres is, I mean, he's the fucking man. Like it doesn't matter, you know what I mean? Like, if I was one of its constituents, I would be a little confused over why he was basically spent his career jumping from Sean McElwys fucking, you know, ample teeth and like cryptocurrency to becoming, you know, the congressman from Tel Aviv, but it's, it's, I mean, he's doing a great job

at counter messaging these scientists from Canada. I was gonna say like, these guys are like, it's so, I don't know what's so different about it now. Like, I can't really put my finger on why. And I really, I hesitate to describe it just to like social media stuff, but like, it has been, you know, it's an uphill battle for people in favor of Palestine,

for a long time, at least in my lifetime. And part of that has become, because the Israeli propaganda apparatus is so sophisticated, or at least so moneyed and so all-encompassing. And I feel like it has definitely not been, like even its own defenders are sort of shooting themselves in the foot by saying all the outrageous shit.

I think that like part of it, and yeah, I wouldn't describe it entirely to social media though I do think it's I don't know it's at least been valuable with making younger people very aware of it in a way that Probably previous generations words. I think that a large part of like the just total collapse of the propaganda machine and like the Seeming never ending like own goals just like alienating everyone by acting incredibly weird and Talking about these incredibly lurid fantasies. I think it's sort of similar to what we saw with the military

Over there, which is it's the most perfect well-oiled machine in the world until the second they face any adversity. Yeah. Did you guys see the story about the Israeli tank girls who defended the Kabuts and like, they were promoting this on Israeli TV? And they were like, okay, once again, Phil, it's this year's joke,

most of them were commanders, and they were like 19 and 20 years old, who had never been in a tank, didn't know anything the more commanders and they were like 19 and 20 years old, and they never had never been in a tank. Didn't know anything about it and they were ordered by their commanders to just get in, you know, pilot the Ava and just raise the fucking hypothesis and then like just shoot shells into house

and they were like, yeah, we didn't know if they're civilians or they're, we were there to destroy the terrorists and it's just like at a time in which there is like, been quite a bit of like serious media reporting in the Israeli press Especially about how many of the October 7 numbers were killed by the Israeli military and they're promoting the story about these teenagers Who just hopped in a tank and started blasting at at at in a combat zone full of civilians It doesn't like I mean, why are they why are they drawing attention to that because they think it's a cool story about like Teenage girls rising up to fight.

Can we talk a little bit about how Israel has the most 19-year-old officers out of any military? It's just the Earth. Because I didn't really realize this until you put it in an outfield. But I keep seeing when they showed the soldiers who have been killed in the ongoing military operations, they're like, yeah, Brigadier General, Glove Compass, 17 years old. It's just like, they got a real officer at the place we're going on there.

It's like because having like an officer, heavy military is like classically, one of the things that kind of makes like a bad, sclerotic army. And so like, it's just, I just, I'm like, how, how, I mean mean I guess they put that out there to show that like you know even though they didn't know how to use the tank or like any of the rules of engagement like what to do if you're in like a you

know if you're fighting against people have to be a firefight in a tank they just got in there and they just started blasting like these ladies are heroes and it's like if you think about it for two seconds it's like I know if you put me in a tank or whatever, well, but like if you, like you don't know, you have to like, when there's civilians there, it's like how the fuck are you gonna know through like a tank's sights? Who is who in that? And so if you're just like blown up houses, like it's, I mean maybe that's just how that, um, well you say that, but the, the Mrakava does come a clip with a Hulu.com civilian spotter. Yeah. So it does all the work for you. And the whole thing is like that the most moral army in the world, which is true. They do make anybody who wants to be an

officer can be an officer within three days. But it's like, it's also, I never really understood that line. I guess it's because they're like, we could kill everybody, but we could kill everyone, but we don't. We have nuclear bombs and we haven't. But it's like, they're sending these, like, don't do that. I mean, they should send those ladies in the Gaza, I think. I mean, just like the heroes.

I mean, I think that like, I've seen like a battery of, yeah, 20 year old lieutenants and 27 year old I saw a 27 year old captain Fucking captain like what is going on here? I've seen a lot of that and a lot of them are women and I I was thinking back to you remember the idea of Oaf who led that the tour of the Hamas headquarters. Okay, so I did a little research on that guy. That guy is an admiral.

That's an admiral. Yeah, that guy's a fucking admiral. They're giving him the grunt work that should be going to a guy peeling fucking potatoes to do that. They got the air of giving the sheafer tour. Yeah. Jesus Christ. So he's an add-on.

He was the leader of their version of the seals and he commanded the entire like Israeli seal program. Different word for it, but basically the same thing and they they they order actually they transferred him from the auto division to be the head of the spokesperson unit. Well that's actually that's what I got to say their best and brightest. Yeah because like the Israeli military is so weird it It runs like a front business, but I was trying to figure out why they would do this because it's like, okay, a commander of, like, amphibious special operations unit is, you know, you've spent tens of millions of dollars on training just this guy.

He has, he has, ostensibly, like, a very specialized and desired set of skills. You would probably want him in your version of Scentcom or whatever. But I think their entire strategy now with IDF spokesperson is they want them to have a ton of decorations and have really impressive ranks. So I think that these girls who were not, you know, not even 21 years old and were leading, they were like commanding officers for dozens of people, I think that like the military just assumed they would never be in a war again. So they were like, okay, if you're a telegenic girl, we'll make you a commission officer

and we'll fast track you through all these all these things because like you're never gonna like actually have to go into combat. And one day you'll make amazing spokespeople and you'll have these just a uniform bursting with commendations. Yeah, yeah. And the result is the two girls who burnt down the kipputs with their fucking tank. It's so, I remember reading this like New York Times, you know, one of those, those like long things they put out after something crazy happens. We're like, this is like the moment by moment of how, you know, how the October 7th attack happened.

It was pretty recently after. So it wasn't, there wasn't a ton of stuff in there, but it was one description about a Hamas attacking a Israeli military outpost right by the Gaza Strip. And this is presumably, you know, it should be a pretty rough and ready outfit there. You know what I mean? Like people who are like, are- They're the tip of the spear. They're right there at the perimeter of security. Exactly.

Like there is, there is a, you know, this group of 40,000- Or Apache. 30,000 men under arms and, you know, very close to us. Like we need to be, we're like the first line of defense,000 men under arms and very close to us. Like we need to be, we're like the first line of defense against Israel when these unwashed masses come out of the wall or whatever. And I remember reading at one point, there's a description, and this is taken from,

you know, with the Timber time, so it was a Hamasco pro of these like soldiers cowering underneath a desk. And I'm like, you're underneath it. Like you're a soldier. Like you should be like fighting the guys that are in your base, but I didn't understand like, do they not have people on watch?

Like is there not a guy? You try to go to any military base in America. And there's like 40 guys standing at the gate who are like gonna give you a hard time or whatever. It's like do they not just have like one dude on a roof just like looking to see if there's cars coming? It doesn't make any sense. It's like that is the cost of like them truly believing that they could run like a low cost a totally automated occupation forever.

You know, like- And one of the propaganda heads I saw, I think it was referring to the incident you talked about. They were like, you know, Master Sergeant Tove Hald, age 20, like, you know, like, it gave his life in defense of like, 90 of his fellow soldiers who were hiding under a bed.

Yeah, and it's like, no disrespect, no disrespect. I mean, I'm not a bad person. I would be hiding under a bed too. Like, I mean, yeah, but it's like 100 years ago you would have been shot by like a like corpulent Frenchman for doing what you did. This is not like you were a character that you would be executed for cowardice, bro.

I don't know what to tell you. You're a monster. And like, I mean, like, I read something like that and it does make me feel some sort of sympathy with the Israelis because I'd be like, yeah, that's what I'd be doing as well. Ronald spears like before he got the easy company, shot a sergeant for doing that. Yeah, yeah. Part of spears is legend. It's like, it doesn't really track. And like, I've been a little confused about some of their behavior in Gaza as well. Obviously, like, I am very cautious about like, you know, drawing a lot of conclusions from

like combat footage or whatever, you know, usually because, you know, you'll see a snippet of what you can't really see. It's a pinhole glimpse of, yeah, it's hard to understand. Yeah, yeah. In texture house, you know, it's successful. Exactly. These operations actually are. But like, it is, it is difficult for me to

understand Israeli combat tactics in some ways that like don't involve. Very much understand, just leveling every building. That seems pretty straightforward. Like, okay, we're just going to kill everybody in this area and destroy their homes and, and, and there's nothing left. But then like, to just have like five tanks, like kind of like slowly going down a street with no infantry outside, and then just like, you know, the leaving equipment places for it to get burned, it just, it doesn't really, I, you know, maybe, maybe it's just a more moral way to fight a war, you know, this is, I guess, the IDF strategy, but it really does not, does not make sense to me, it's not, not even from like a way to limit civilian casualties.

Nothing to do with that. It just looks like as an army, it doesn't, I don't think that they're as good as it. It kind of really just seems like all the fucking Egypt and Jordan and Syria, like all their armies and the 60s and 70s. Much of just fucking sucked ass because these guys are not good at fighting.

Yeah. Well, I mean, I do believe that the idea of was a very competent military at one point. They were very good at conventional warfare and things like, you know, signals intelligence and all that shit. But nothing can withstand prolonged self perceived invincibility. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that probably has something to do with it. I mean, also, the people were kind of frequently fighting in wars back then. There was like a lot of experience to draw from. And most of the experience that like a lot of the people in the IDF have now, it's just like shooting a guy in a wheelchair during the great march of return. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, yeah, like the, the previous, well, I mean several generations ago, but the upper command of the idea at one time were these guys who had served in the Red Army and were there at like stalling grad. Yeah. They like lost a limb there. There are these fucking grizzled guys with eye patches. And now their army is filled with literally like their MCOs are TV producers. Yeah. Yeah. I think a good indication of what we're talking about is all the accounts

I've read about quad drone copters. It's been admittedly sniper rifles just shooting people who walk out of a hospital because like obviously sniping as a military tactic is like one of the most you know cowardly and evil ways of executing a war. You know you're like half a mile away when you pink miss some dude through a fucking telescopic lens but you know at least like being an actual sniper is like that's a very you know that's a pretty cool skill I think we can all agree even if it is evil and cowardly and like at some point you are still like a man pulling the trigger But like sniping people with drones is just a whole other level of cowardice because ADHD is ADHD epidemic

Yeah, yeah, well like you you sort of like the time in which they really accelerated the drone assassinations. I think it's important to see what preceded it. And to me, the biggest thing that may have spurred on really just accelerating everything and to being done by drones or helicopters is when they tried to assassinate Khalid Mishal, the one-time leader of Hamas in Jordan. I don't think I've talked about this on the show, but in 1999, they tried to do, you know, the type of assassination that they would have maybe probably pulled off in the 1970s. They went to the headquarters of Hamas in Jordan at the time. And they went to the then leader of Hamas. They had two guys standing outside to stand watch, then two guys in the headquarters

who were dressed up like tourists. And they got up really close to him. And instead of like, I don't know, pulling out a gun or stabbing him or something, they pull out this weird device that shot like aerosolized fentanyl into his ear and then tried to then tried to run out of the headquarters and of course got like captured by this guy's bodyguards and even the lookout's got captured. And it was this huge debacle for Missod and for Israel because like, you know, obviously the King Jordan had

to be like, what the fuck? Like, what are you doing? And they successfully ransomed the agents for several Palestinian prisoners and an antidote for the poison that they used, which I really think it was just Aristotle's fentanyl. So sick. But like it's like when you're in the homostead. Yeah. When you try to break it down, it's so funny and so poorly thought out because it's like what would like in your ideal situation that plays out the best way it possibly could.

And what does that even look like? Like do you go in there? Hey, we're the guys with the evil device. It's ear day. Yeah. And the monster. And the monster is like, oh, yeah, no, go ahead guy. I've never seen before with that evil thing in my ear. It's gravy. And then they just peacefully leave all that guy's throwing up and dying. Like it just, I, you know, I think this collapse has been happening for a long time, but we weren't able to see it because they were mostly beating up on a captive and mostly child population. That still is the case, but Hamas certainly like grown in capabilities in that time.

If I could refocus on Israel's defenders on the front lines, I'd like to talk a bit about the one incident from the past week about Israel's most prominent defender here on the home front and by home front I meet New York City. And I'm talking of course about the incredible saga of Stewart's Seldowitz this week. So, friends, you name a Billy? Okay, go, yeah. And to the Egyptian, the Mughabarat wants your picture. Okay, let's go. Yeah?

You know the Mughabarat? Mhmm? Mughabarat. No, I don't know. You don't know? This became English. No? Yeah, go, yeah.

Mughabarat, in Egypt, we'll get your parents. Go, go, go, yeah. Your father like his fingernails, they'll I'm not out in Egypt. We'll get your parents. Go, go, go, go. Is your father like his fingernails? They'll take them out one by one. I mean, like, OK, so on the home front, there's been a sort of a propaganda war, at least in New York City, about ripping down the missing posters.

And we've covered this. They're put up to be taken down and to create a viral video. Yes. Thus far, every single attempt to create a viral video has blown up in these people's faces. Because they've been able to produce evidence of nothing other than the unflapability of New Yorkers and their unwillingness to knuckle under

to their bullshit threats. And I'm scared, it's still, cry bullying. But in the process of revealed all of themselves to be psychopathically unpleasant. And none more so than Stewart's cell duets. And a guy was like, I saw that video when I woke up and I was like, Jesus, this is revolting. Like I mean, this is just, they're really letting the hate out. But you know, it's to be expected. An hour later, when I find out that this guy has served in three different administrations

in the State Department, and then in the state department, in the department for Israel Palestine affairs and was like presided over the Dayton Accords and shit and was a guy threatening a halal cart vendor with the Egyptian secret police torturing his family to death. And said of Palestinian children, if we killed 4,000, we didn't kill enough. It's just like, and just like the cycle that the sadistic look on that guy's face was something else. And he, like I said, he really has provided a face of Israel's fans in the United States. Well, it was so funny too, because I read some,

some like kind of more in-depth article about it. I think I'm city and state or whatever. And it has a little interview with him where he talks about like yeah you know like i i didn't know would be a big a big thing like i got you know i walk by this whole all-card guy like every day is a jibbchian so i you know i asked him if he condemned to moths and like you were normal

it's a great what's so insane about that is that like okay we've since found out if this guy's been doing this not just the whole all-card vendors but to like like Russian diplomats outside the UN for like a year or so He was he was approaching a Russian ambassador and calling his wife a wife or coworker a horror Threatening a dog like and with the halal card guy I mean, I think it's so psychopathic about this is obviously this guy is like torked up to the nth degree, thinking about killing Palestinians. And he just wants to argue with someone and just let out the hate, express the evil and

the poison inside him. But nobody in his social circle is even slightly sympathetic to Palestinians. So he's like, oh, and of course, he's too much of a coward to like confront someone at a protest. So he's like, oh, I'll know what I'll do. I'll go to the halal cart guy. A guy like a metal quizzing him. Yeah. Yeah. Just start quizzing him on what he thinks about him. And yo, respect to the Halal Kart guy who in the videos is just absolutely refuses to rise to the like he refused to be baited every fucking time.

And he just said, I don't speak English. So I thought like the weird, there's a lot of weird stuff about this guy. But don't you think it's interesting how this guy was like, he was the acting head of the National Security Council at one point. He's had a bunch of very high profile positions. These huge jobs and then you look at his employment history and it's like all the jobs I applied to immediately after

I joined any younger guy. Yeah, it's like, he's so fucking insurance now. Yeah, and it's like, I'm not saying this to excuse him, but it's like, do you think he hit his head or something? You know what I think he is? I look at that smile and that sort of like, inability to perceive even the most basic of of like public social norms.

I think the guy's a fucking lush. I think he's a drunk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And all they drinking in his house and I think that's why you can't get a job in national security or whatever the fuck he does anymore is because he can't stop hitting the bottle. Yeah.

It's just so weird because it's like, if you have a high, like not even working for the federal government, if you have a high enough position in municipal or state government, you can carve out a pretty lucrative path for yourself in private industry. Work it, Brookings even.

Yeah, yeah, you could, if you've done like 30, 40 years of, you know, quote unquote, public service at a very high level, your floor is like $350,000 here. Yeah. Yeah. And this guy is like, he's like, he's like, he's like selling fucking amway products. Yeah. He's, he's like, maybe the, maybe the reason he knows these how all guard cart guys so well is because the only lunch You can afford in the city Yeah, no that's what he is flourching Well, I mean I mean embrace another another like

Sort of exhibit a and the alcoholism case here and why he's not getting hired for any new national security jobs Is that he also sued the government in a case that went to the Supreme Court and he lost Because the inspector general hit him in his wife up for the fact that they overcharged the government by something like twice What their rent was when he was stationed in like you know France or something? So like yeah, he got in trouble with the inspector general for ripping off the government for it overcharging the rent he was Supreme Court and lost I got to send this a brief card and lost. I got to tell you, man, there's been a few things, like this being one of them,

that have happened during this, you know, the past, I guess almost a couple of months, that had baby be like, why do we do this sometimes? Yeah. Yeah. One of them was that in like a week after October 7th The free press Barry Weiss' outlet had like 10 articles on why you know

We have to like you know go in and circumcise all the the gods and so whatever and the only article that wasn't about Israel Palestine was one complaining that if the tip too many places now was one complaining that if the tip too many places now. I was like, I took a screenshot of the homepage and I'm like, who do I even send this to? You know what I mean? Like this is, this is, this is, oh, it made me, it's just like, this is not good for then another one. It's like his cell that was his break from the,

with the federal government being that he and his wife were just like, doing rent, like rental fraud on the government. It's like, yeah. Oh, come on, guys, do we have to do this? Like, can you guys, can you have been like smuggling fentanyl or something over there? Like, why do we always have to be doing this kind of shit? Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of the pro Israel side has tried it out a bunch of like You can really only describe them as like fagan-esque characters. Yes

You know, it's like it's like they'll bring out a guy and they'll be like oh, yeah You think it's cool to support Palestine? Here's like a petty criminal from 19th century London who waters down his soup. Yeah, scam children. And it's like, can we fucking stop? You don't know how you remember this? You remember like a couple of weeks ago there is like the Instagram thing, would you hide me?

Yes. Would you hide me? Yeah, they're like, they're hiding it. It's so crazy. If someone put out, they're like, a big article, they're like, yes, I will hide you. But here's the sliding scale on the rent

that's going to be charged in with my attic. Would you hide me? It was so funny. There's been a few things like that that just have not taken off. Like, you can tell that someone's like, this is about to be fucking viral. But like, we, we, we is about to be fucking viral but we

talk about this over and over about none of these things take off but what took off is the grotesque visage of steward seldo which is like the panic smirk attacking some fucking innocent halaul card vendor which is like in New York city at least equivalent of like attacking Santa Claus actually actually you know what let's rewind a bit You know how you were saying that you know, we can't put like the decline in the Israeli PR machine's ability on one thing and you know, we're low to attribute it mostly to social media. I think a very underrated thing, especially for young people and for people who previously didn't have an opinion on this stuff,

was seeing the unfiltered conduct of pro-Israel people and Israelis themselves. There was a trending big on TikTok where these awful Israelis were making fun of people and gods if we're not having water. And it's like kids see that. Like they see that and are instantly disgusted. And there's, you can't blame anyone

for seeing exactly how you're behaving and making a decision. Like I'm saying, like it's so clear like in the face of the largest anti-war movement since the Iraq war ongoing acts of civil disobedience in New York and elsewhere led by you know Jewish peace groups. It is so clear like with the missing posters or everything they do to try to rile people up at protest that they want so bad to be able to point to something that says like this movement of Palestinian solidarity is about just unbridled Jew hatred. They want just one person saying kill all the Jews, gas them or something like that. And the only thing they've been able to come up with

is evidence of their own revolting psychopathically hateful and racist behavior. Captured on video and shared immediately to the entire public. Well, I went to this, I went to this march, like I guess last week, that was the Hakeem Jeffries one. And it was like a pretty, it was like a lot of people with kids, like a tag more than I've seen in most protests,

I mean, this is because I wear was, but like there was like a lot of people strollers and little kids with them and it was like, kind of like a, it was like a somber vibe but like a good vibe and then there's one guy, the one counter-protester and all over, it is really flag print hoodie, like very like smoke shop hoodie that you buy

in fucking Tel Aviv or whatever. Holding a picture of a swastika that he had torn in half, but he'd only torn, like there was still just a swastika on one side of the paper. The other half was this kind of just like a blank sheet of paper. So it looked like he was just holding up a swastika. Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. He was just holding up a swastika. Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And like screaming in the manner of, I would say, the most like far gone crackhead that you could imagine, like I could not make out a word. Stimulant-induced madness. It just a, yeah, completely. I mean, the guy was zuded out of his mind on just love for Israel.

And it was, it was strange because it was like, it was this scene where there was just like a lot of people with little kids. And like, little kids spoke at the rally thing. It was very quiet. It was like candles and shit. And then you just had this guy going, no, change fire! Like screaming at the top of his lungs, walking up and down.

Yeah, no. I mean, we talked about it earlier on in this how it was such a big monumental thing that these, you know, obviously the numbers seeing tens of thousands of people come out in, like, even places like fucking San Antonio for Palestine was this impressive thing in America, but also that, like, you know, just having like happy cute families on the on the Provella something was this huge thing that I personally never really expected. Definitely not now. Um, and then like, you know, compare the nice smiling families and young people too. Yeah, the guy screaming with the swastika. Yeah, or like fucking richy Torres.

You know what I mean? Like it's like it's so, I'm struggling to think of like one hitter that they have that you're like, ooh, that's a good one they got that. The seventh writer on Borat too. Exactly, some fucking rock that's not gonna fucking run for Borat. You know, let's try it away. Among 13 other people for that award, to exactly some fucking fucking ruff or or you know what's going

on the way among thirteen other people for this up for that award for just a of baron calling to that is a fucking go

go the only terrorism Sasha baron Cohen ever inspired with his fucking you know these little minstrel act was from or ultranox Jews who tried to kill him for being gay. Yeah, well, also, I mean, he also set this one guy up. Yeah, yeah, this policy and dude, has been a terrorist or whatever.

It's, he's just such a fuck, I mean, he's a, it's been a long time since Ali Jean, I brought that. Yeah, but it's like, they got the fucking Borat rider, they got that fucking, who's the bald fucking guy, you know what I'm talking about? Oh, art is part, Galman Oh, art smart, Galman. Brett, yeah, Galman.

Oh, yeah. What a number that guy is. Jesus. Sasha Barrett Kohn has been, I mean, I can't even believe that they're, I mean, I guess I can because like in their calculus, these, you know, maybe these very popular movies and everyone sees him as a very funny guy.

And Borat, one, was hilarious. Bor and everyone sees him as a very funny guy. And Borat one was hilarious. Borat two, I don't remember anything. I think sucked. Well, it sucks ass. It was not complete ass. Well, I may have written for it. I may have been the 50th writer on that who also wanted an Oscar. So let's not say that.

But, but his like entire act with Borat is like, hey everyone, I'm the Muslim who rapes his sister. And since like 2017, he's done this weepy shit about fucking anti-Semitism. And before this, it was like crying about Facebook. It was one of those guys. Now he's crying about TikTok. And it's like at about Facebook, it was one of those guys. Now he's crying about TikTok, and it's like at any point,

do you think about what you've done in your career at all? Damn, fucking Lee Kern, that's the guy. Yeah, Lee Kern isn't even, if you look at IMDB, it's like writers, and it lists a few, and then you click for more. He's not even one of the few that's like on the top. Oh, that's gotta, that's better.

Look, I said, I mean, in these huge protest movements that are going on right now, like it's just they have to find a way to say that all the normal families and people and like 70% of public opinion is that of like the third right. Yeah, they're marching to like, you know, under the banner of just anti-Semitic like barbaric Jew hatred. And the thing is, they've completely failed to do that. And it's not, I mean, it's not going to stop them

trying, but like in their, like I said, it's back to the Richie Torres thing, in their frantic and reactive attempts to just try to say anything, they only betray how absolutely unpleasant and just really like morally repulsive uh their side of this equation is it's really something to behold. Yeah I mean they're they're it's completely fucking oh look brain and word L thanked on borat too interesting um sorry just going just looks like we found the real Filipino death worker um just uh just, just, uh, just go it. Like, it's just, they don't, I'm like, can't you, don't you guys have somebody? You know what I mean?

Like, don't you guys have like a Sydney, Swini you can eat us with or like somebody who that young people will like or that normal people will like, you know, under, you can like break it down for everybody and be like, Hey, actually, like Jews are kind of like George Floyd and Hamas Yeah, there's the police or whatever, you know, it's like can't you guys they don't have anyone like that and Michael rap a port Michael thanks Old leery fucking unfunny freaks Michael rap parts like 70 years old and his posting shit like he's posting shit like 20 years old and his posting shit like he's posting shit like hey yo if you don't get Cole racist at least once a day on the Twitter you fucking up bro.

Yo, the five pillars of hip hop are the Mekawa tank, Golani brigade, and it's settlements. Kolei and the anti-Semitism that you went and B boy. That's the other thing. I mean, these fucking dumbasses, right? They're a whole thing. And it is like, Israel comes out every other day and says, New York Times Hamas. You and Hamas.

Like, all these things, Hamas. It's like anybody, I mean, I granted, I'm not sure that anybody is looking at that. I'm like, hey, I don't think New York times as homos I didn't already like think that maybe Israel is very stupid But like who are you appealing to there like besides like the most like Dom fuck either like already very pro like Israel Zionist type of people or like conservatives Which I think is like a big part. I mean for most of my lifetime

I don't know most of my life time, but for a good deal of my lifetime Israel has been governed by a right-wing government. And for most of recent history, it has been a very far right-wing government. Right now, it's in the... Yeah, by the standards of any Western country. Yes, extremely right-wing. Absolutely.

And so, like, their whole thing is like, weren't we gay, too, or whatever? Like, it falls flat in the face of like what their government is and advertised it itself as and so they try to do this thing where they they try to make this propaganda that appeals to everybody like this is a liberal democratic state Okay, well you just had these huge protests that were in the news for like the past year because fucking Netanyahu and his wife accepted pink champagne from a former IDF spy, who lives in fucking LA, as a bribe. You know, James Packer, fucking moved to your country. And you know, it's like these,

there's been these big protests because he's like trying to overhaul the judicial system because you're fucking, you know, the guy isn't the leader of your country, it's like, it pretty clearly implicating some, in some damning bribery cases. And like, is a, a what I guess you would call like a Trump like figure you know what I mean like this sort of a vulgar idiot although

I think that who's kind of kind of smooth in some ways but like it's if for I think it's I don't understand like the appeal that they think they can make to like a lot of the young people that they think they're losing because it's like the the reality of Israel is that they have a right wing racist government that is open and proud of it. They make these occasional like you know statements or whatever they're like, oh, we love all people. It's all brother. We're all brothers or whatever here.

They're like, they then they'll just go and say like, and then we got to cut off some of these guys to tip of their cock. So whatever. Yeah, we got do some first-gen hunting. Allie G, okay, Sasha Cohen should do, he's doing Allie G interview with like Smotrich or Ben Gaville. Yes. And just sort of wrap it up in them and be like,

yo, but what is the best way to spit on a woman, bro? But it's like, if you're somebody like Sasha Baron Cohen, right, who I'm sure is a good liberal in so many fucking ways or whatever. And like, don't you feel shame in what you're somebody like Sasha Baron Cohen, right, who I'm sure is a good liberal in so many fucking ways or whatever. And like, don't you feel shame in what you're defending? Well, I don't you feel like, even, you know, you, oh, I'm this, and this big pro Israel guy, it's like,

well, you're defending in Israel that existing your mind and so the Israel as it exists now. And I think that the Israel that exists now is the one that people are viewing and grappling with and dealing with. Instead of like this, this Israel that we get sold by these fucking propagandists. Yeah, I think two-year point about Israel having an incredibly right-wing government and how that sort of destroys all the previous generational arguments about Israel being like, you know,

this standard for liberal democracy in a place that supposedly has none of it. I think it's a double-edged sword for design aside because I think it is embarrassing for them that their government is led by Duke Cunningham and his cabinet is filled with guys who worshiped Dylan Roof. Yeah, absolutely. But I also, I think for the liberals, Ioniside, like Sasha Baron-Cone, they're secretly thrilled that it's Netanyahu, because then they get to pretend that any excesses or anything that's embarrassing about Israel is the result of In their minds Israel being under the sway of this Trump like figure. Yeah, like there's this um, I'm not gonna say who it is

But annoying person It's certainly a surplus of those right now. Yeah, she who wrote a like in 2021 not this time but 2021 The last time they just maimed fucking Gaza She wrote this very like Self-involved self-pitying thing about her complicated feelings on Israel and it was just pointless and meandering and incredibly self-saturday at a time when Gaza was just being carpet bombed and Israeli snipers were taking out entire families as ankles. But it just boiled down to this could be a liberal democracy, but it's under the spell

of a evil man who's doing disinformation. And like it's, I don't know what these people would do if Netanyahu wasn't in charge. Yeah. Like do you argue that like, that like, Kedema is far like, is like, Trump? Felix, I think another thing that worked here is like the fact that like every evil thing like, for instance, like if you're a liberal Zionist, you have to be against the West Bank settlements and then like as long as Nett and Yahoo's in charge, those are never going to stop and in fact they're going to intensify. I think you see a similar dynamic here in Democrats

when they're confronted with the fact that Arab Americans or Muslim Americans are maybe with holding their vote from Joe Biden and you see how immediately the seldoids jumps out of them. Yeah, enjoy being in a camp. And I think for the liberals, they need to have a bad right wing guy carrying this out so they can deplace, sort of, displace onto that figure, the evil things that they secretly want to take place. Absolutely. Like threatening, for Democrats to be threatening Muslim Americans

with deportation under under Trump, wink, wink is just like they just want Trump to do that for them so they can say, Oh, we didn't actually do that. We stand, we support Muslims. Absolutely. But as soon as they become inconvenient, like for instance, stuff like whether they are voicing a political opinion in America as citizens of this country or inconvenient in terms of like they live in a part of the world that israel thinks is theirs That their lives are forfeit. Well, and they don't want to hear anything about it Arabs and Muslims like more generally have have the Have their use as long as they're firmly within the democratic camp and then once once if they if they make any

Attempt to stray from that or like you know or or any any any attempt to stray from that or any advocacy for anything. But we need like an ethno nationalist threatening to ethnically cleanse the country to keep everyone in line. Yeah. And to keep our liberal side, to keep our good minorities in the tent pitching for us, because that threat of being even more gregiously victimized or oppressed is just held over their head. Not actually listening to them or doing anything that would actually win their vote, but no, like they need to be disciplined with the threat, whether it's Netanyahu in Israel or Trump

in America. Well, I mean, and like the simple calculation, the Biden House, the White House has made, which, you know, maybe make sense for them, right? Is that, is that there is a much more moneyed and influential block of voters, and those are people who are pro-Israel, whether they're mostly in the Democratic side Jewish or Christian, that compared to the Muslim lobby, and the Muslim voting block is just is is is completely outweighs them. And so like, it's a very simple that they're going to make. I mean, to the extent that a voting block determines our relationship here, which I think in certainly when it comes to Jewish people, it definitely does.

It doesn't fucking, it doesn't matter. They can afford to lose these Muslims. They see the acceptable laws. And the order they see that changing course on this would loop that I think they would justify by saying that even though it seems like ceasefire is overwhelmingly the consensus majority of the opinion, I think they justify to themselves that Biden switching courage at this point or doing anything that would be seen as anti Israel would lose him more votes

than potentially he's already losing by alienating himself from the broad majority of public opinion at least it's been his own party so crazy to see like the the I mean you can just really trace the American relationship with Israel You know up and from from the 40s until the present day and like it's it's so funny to like watch like Eisenhower Who are whoever like have this kind of like back and forth relationship to them. And the way that's so unthinkable these days, right? Like there's no re-examination. George HW Bush, they probably fucked him over in 92 because of the, yeah, they're knuckles. Exactly.

Like Obama is like the like anti-Israel president of our lifetimes. And it's like you couldn't, you could have fucking, he just didn't like neton Yahoo, you know what I mean? And like it's it's it's it's so it's it's astounding to me and like Biden is just is just completely in line and you know the his defenders will say like always working tirelessly behind the scenes for a for a ceasefire or whatever for like to help aid trucks get in it's like I don't think that he's not that he's not he's not he's he's he's he's he he officially removed his arms sales to Israel from public scrutiny but also it's like you you got to grab it with the fact that like okay say like there is like a call for ceasefire like from from the American government or from like Congress or whoever um I don't think there there

would be one I think that that is that that Netanyahu and the Israeli government, I think that the large part they want to do this. I think Gaza is a headache for them. I think Gazzunz are a headache for them. This is like a, I don't know. I mean, obviously we can discipline them in the way that we could withhold arms sales or which I very much that would happen. But like we can, you know, some pledge of age or even maybe even conditions on aid,

which would be so unthinkable. But, yeah, I mean, I think that people should grapple with the fact that like, even if like the calls for ceasefire, which by the way, do not get me twisted here, like I am very much for, like for calling for a ceasefire, obviously for a ceasefire, I think that even if they do reach sort of a fever pitch and get some maybe some kind of whatever institution, institutional support behind it,

I don't know if that'll make a difference. Maybe it will, I don't know. I mean, I mean, I think like, I think like we talked about this a little bit a few weeks ago, but like during Obama, there was this current in Israel that they basically wanted to be a normal country. That is to be a country that could survive without like USA. And now that is like, you know, they admit is complete fantasy.

They can't do that. I do think there are, there's a few things that would be effective and at least modifying their behavior. But the problem is that it's been like 30 years of blank checks and like anything that would be like a step back for them would be incredibly in popular in Israel. Like people would riot if they like pulled settlements out of the West Bank. Unfortunately, I mean, it is so fucking grim when you read like stuff from the 80s and like

James Baker is like, he's like, he sounds like Jeremy Corbyn to you. Yeah, yeah. it's so fucking grim, but yeah, no, it has been 30 years of just not only self-procieved invincibility under the ages of their military, but total impunity on their own behavior and that certainly condition their every is every politically active Israeli to just not accept any step back in this. Well, I mean like obviously conditioning our military or foreign aid on things like dismantling the settlements or not using the weapons we give them to blow up hospitals and things like that.

Obviously, that's a pipe dream. That's pie in the sky. But let's just expand on this. Let's just expand in a little exercise of imagination. Because there's lots of talk now as there was in 2020 in 2016 about like, oh, if you're withholding a vote imagination. Because you know, like there's lots of talk now as there was in 2020 and 2016 about like, oh, if you're withholding a vote from Biden, you're killing American democracy,

you know, Trump would be worse to the Palestinians, which is really funny to think about trying to imagine that scenario. But like, okay, is there anything Biden could do at this point to potentially earn your vote? And for me, I think there is something you could do. Humanitarian intervention. Yeah, yeah. No fly zone, landing Marines in Gaza to like, administer aid and the rebuild infrastructure. And you know, clipping a few Israeli F-16s,

like I said, using the US military for what it's supposed, you know, for what we're sold is the purpose of the US military, protecting innocent civilian life. Honestly, yeah, if you actually did some show of force, I actually do think that would go a long way, something. I mean, well, because like, I mean, they do have nukes and then like, I think they're more likely to nuke New York City than Iran is, for instance.

Yeah. But the thing is like, if they like, you know, decided to violate a no-fly zone or whatever, they would fund themselves in a shooting world with their only ally on the planet. Here's my view on what should happen. I was greatly affected by the duplicity and the smoke screens that were thrown up by Saddam Hussein in 2003 when he successfully avoided UN weapons inspectors and hid nuclear bomb. I don't think we should make that mistake again. UN and US weapons inspectors need to be led into Israel to Dhamona and to see if they

have weapons of mass destruction. And if they do, or if they, if they deny those inspectors access, I think we need to launch a full ground invasion of Israel. And I mean, I'm not saying this like I have no particular enmity on, for Israel or Palestine. Here's the thing. As podcasters, what are we? Journalists, right? Absolutely. Correct. We're journalists. And as a journalist, I'm nonpartisan. So like, yeah, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can't do anything to win my vote because I don't vote. The only I vote for is, is, is, is every, is truth. News twice a week twice a week doing my show. It's fucking truth. Exactly. And, and so I, I think that like out of just the interest of international law, I think you and weapons inspectors need to be led into Israel to inspect whether they have a weapon of mass destruction. Because it's an unstable government, you know, they've had a lot of different governments over the past like just few years. And I don't think that the nuclear option should be available to them.

I just I think that it's they need to be put into a conservatorship like either the other Britney Spears of nations. They get to third put into a conservatorship. Like either the other Britney Spears of nations. They get to start Korea. Yeah, like we would not give Italy, like Vito power over life and death on earth. Absolutely not. Could you, yeah, could you, I mean, could you even imagine from, I don't think that Benjamin Netanyahu should, yeah, well, it's just so, yeah, I think that unfortunately we all agree is that America needs to invade. Yeah.

What do you mean? What humanitarian intervention? It's the only solution at this point. I don't know if you guys saw this, but earlier in October, a Lcude MP had some very harsh words for Russia. And I don't really expect this to go anywhere because there was actually, there were some diplomatic chattering from Russia against Israel back and forth during the start of the Ukraine war. But do you think that there's any possibility of like a further Russian-Israeli split? Because I actually do find that kind of interesting. Because Israel obviously like needs us to survive, but they need a lot of other places to

survive as well. And like no one really like, no one on any side really likes to admit the extent of the Russian is in Israeli relationship. I mean, you don't even have to go into population transfers. I mean, like Israel is only allowed to hit targets in Syria because Russia lets them. Yeah. Do you see anything happening there or just public harsh words? And then I would guess public harsh words and same shit. I mean, my dark horse theory there would be that the Israeli

and Russian mafia are probably too closely linked for a real split to happen. But yeah, I mean, the whole thing with Net Yahoo's, like someone's got to buy all the weapons we sell them. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Netanyahu is like, whole, you know, his whole domestic persona has been like, I talk to the Americans and the Russians, I'm trying to do Netanyahu.

I talk to Americans and the Russians. Like, you know, he made a lot of hay out of his relationship with Putin. And there was this sort of like quasiomatic overtures, like a year or whatever, into Ukraine more. I think it was a year. But yeah, I don't know. I mean, it would be interesting. I always assume that any public statement, any country makes it. Like, the international level is just phony baloney. You know what I mean? Like, everyone's kind of just like blow and smoke or whatever, but it would definitely be in the interest of their ally,

Syria, but I don't think Syria has a lot of leverage in that relationship with Russia. And so, I mean, they're probably being told, just don't do anything, just chill out or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's hard to say. I mean, it's the same thing can be said for Israel's relationship with China.

It's like, well, this, it's not the closest relationship in the world, but China owns a port in Israel. The countries have pretty firm trade ties. I always am like, nothing's gonna happen until something happens. And so, I don't know, but yeah, it would be, it would be, I would certainly be welcome. Yeah, it would be, it would be kind of fun if they actually had a meaningful fracture.

Yeah, I would love that. Well, we've gone long today, but before we go, I just, I've won, we've talked to all Israel Palestinians today, so I just, I have won the Nestedic political story that I think bear is bringing up on today's show before we get out of here. And by way of bringing it up, I will just simply ask you,

brace and Felix, have you ever been in a meeting or a social situation that was so boring and annoying to you that you wished you could die right then and there. Oh, bro, I just got back to Thanksgiving. So many times, my brother. It's like, yes. So with that in mind, I simply have to give a tip of the hat to Rhonda Santis election integrity official,

Peter and Tonacci, who did just that. Reading from this is from Florida Bulldog, Peter and Tonacci, Governor Ronda Santis' handpicked choice last year to lead the state's controversial new elections fraud office, collapsed and died in a hallway in the governor's office moments after abruptly leaving a contentious meeting on September 23, 2022. That Antonacci 74 was stricken in the governor's office, was kept secret at the time. Instead authorities only said he died while at work in the capital building of which the governor's office is a part.

Apparently this guy, walked out of a meeting with Ronda Santis, dropped to dead in the hallway and his body remained on the ground for nearly a half an hour. So I mean, I gotta say, I have so much respect for this guy. So much respect. That is the best way to die. You know, you can have a boring meeting and you fucking, you will, you will, you will only forever be annoying assholes who bored you. Maybe it's just like, I I feel like it's a certain point He just like his eyes just like focused for the first time. He realized what he was doing like where he was sitting like um talking Around to send to some sudden this chair. I'm election like and you just like excuse me

I need to go to the bathroom and they just got up and with every Cell in his body was just like shut down his body was just like shut down. Yeah. Yeah. Let me down. Because sometimes I think that I understand, like sometimes so many times people are talking to me or whatever, I'm like just punishing, you know what I'm like.

Like you'd ever like just try to like, you're like shut down, just shut down, just shut down. Like you're like, you're willing, you're like internal organs. You're willing every molecule to just stop. Yeah, exactly. Like just let me, let me go. Let me go right now.

Cause nothing, cause what if this is forever? And so I respect that. Also, fucking, you know what, Biden body count. Yeah, I'm gonna say it right there. Biden body count coming up. It looks like it's election season in about a year. I have a feeling. He was the elections fraud guy.

He was the guy looking into that. And he just, you know, know it's it's like that yeah i can't wait to ronda santa's is just out and sick of thinking about it uh... i've thought about him in months yeah i think that's it's an a ronda santa's on the show in in at least a month or two yeah the only time i think about ronda santa's is sometimes i'll look at like the two of those like like the base to guys who like split from Trump

because they got money from fucking whatever the Hudson. What's this in the Hudson? Who votes? No, not who votes. What's the other fucking stupid motherfucking way? No, you know what? Claremont! The little Claremont cocksuckers.

They're like, cause some of those guys like, went over to the DeSantis camp and it's just like how the fuck are you this stupid to think that you're like? Is it Ron DeSantis gonna be president? Yeah, I was just so fun. It's so fun to watch like Groopers do Elizabeth Warren stuff. Yes, yes.

I was just an auto zone and the blue collar guys there were talking about how serious Ron DeSantis is. Shut up. Well, there's still some photos. Yeah. And the blue collar guys there were talking about how serious wrong to Santa's is shut up Well, I yeah Well, there's no that is yeah, cuz like all the big money has left wrong and I saw an article today about the comb depot guy Ken Lingoan is getting ready to like drop 20 million dollars on Nikki Haley or something like that Oh my god, I would drop Why don't these guys spend a hundred million dollars to assassinate Donald Trump cuz that's the only way they're getting their guy in the fucking Republican party nomination.

That's how you know that's how you know that hitman aren't real. Yes. Yes. That's all it's done. The Democratic and Republican party could solve all of their problems if Donald Trump just said, let's say, got hit with a heart attack gun. Yeah. And it would be so easy to do. If you look, you could have pulled off that fentanyl earhorn shit at Mar-a-Lago. You could do that. You could assassinate Donald Trump that he's a cop.

Yeah, he's the only guy that would work on. If you just came there with the evil ear advice and you were like, okay, Donald, it's ear day. Oh, really? Already? Yeah, yeah, it's like, I feel like you could, you could so, Donald Trump is the most assassinatedable president probably of all of them. I guess like if a 12 year old girl had a gun

or something, Bill Clinton could probably get killed, but like it's like Trump. He's just like hanging out of the country club all the time. You know what I mean? Like it's like, he hangs out with like a bunch of like, you know, it's like bumps. And none of these guys are going to be like, if you just be like, yeah, I would like to pay my respect to Mr. Trump. They're like, oh, go right ahead. Go right ahead. Get in there. Yeah. It just proves that maybe he's just, he's just protected by God. Yeah. It's like, it costs what like a quarter of a million dollars to get membership at Mar-a-Lago. I don't even think you need membership. You could probably just walk in from the back.

They pass. Yeah. Like I would just go in and be like, oh no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. And they'd be like, all right, get in there, whatever. Like it just, if you act confident, I'm being in a mor-a-Lago. I would, I'm here to buy one of Jared's building.

He has direct me to the former president. I would just say I'm I'm David the orthodontist son. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, probably like a guy who fits that description who's a member I like it is like man, I Did you guys see that news story that I posted a few months ago that was like this guy Got arrested for trying to hire hitman who is obviously a cop to assassinate an 11-year-old. He got into an argument. Yes That is dude like that's you know the only hitman that exists You know you have to be well-insconced in a criminal organization to know of anyone who would kill someone for money.

Check this out, check this out. Hitman are real, a friend of mine. I won't name on the show, but you guys don't too. His, I guess parents rabbi or whatever, in the 90s hired two hitmen to kill his wife, which they did. They murdered that one. Jesus Christ.

Two hitmen, that was a man of big wife. That's one of them. One of them. I said that when his dad told me the story, I said that, it's no response to him. And one of them, I guess felt bad and confessed to, I meant to look this up, I just just learned this. Confessed to a journalist and ended up with a rabbi

getting arrested. In prison, rabbi converts to Islam. You can't do that. That's what you do in prison. No, as everyone does in prison. No, no, I don't care if you're reformed. The only way out of this is in a box. You can read it. I heard about guys converting to white guys converting to Judaism in prison because you get a kosher meal which is just awful than the regular fair that they serve in

America's correctional facilities. But yeah, I like it. I like a guy who's already entitled to a kosher meal converting to Islam in prison just because dude, went in Rome. Yeah, it would be cool if there was like a prison gang for guys who got caught spying for Israel. By the way, by the way, gentlemen, did you say Sean with the powder, it's comments on the hospital? It's a hard to miss, Sean with the powder. Yeah, he looked at the nerve of this cocksucker,

is unbelievable. He looks like a version of Santa Claus who molests the kids and leaves no presents. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. The nerve of this asshole is who fucking, you know, like was basically put in the US prison I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. Maybe he's like, maybe he misses prison. That's what he says. He's like, they're probably having a great time in there. Paulard, if Paulard is, I know he's, he's, he's, he's, he's one of my most hated guys

because he's so smug. Yeah. It's like, is, is, is, he makes me sick, but I do love it when they trot his fucking pig ass out to get the interview, as some shit happens. It is, it is amazing how like they treat him like he's spears of band of brothers. Like he is a hero to them.

And it's like, could you guys get on like less gum bag hero? Like he's, he, they try to make it sound like he, you know, soul secrets to Israel out of like some deep moral conviction. He tried to go to Pakistan first. But, dude, imagine, imagine all this could be so different. If he had gone to Pakistan and fucking what actually would be the response now, like would it be Pakistanis joining in on the pro-Israel stuff or to be Indian sort of

abstaining from it. That would change everything. No more India is lying too, sir. I love that. I rock with them. I rock with all people from the subcontinent. I want to make that very clear. I really feel like 90% of all like alt-right Twitter accounts are just like 13 year olds in India. Yeah, with like 90% of them. Like are like an Indian kid who's late to geometry class talking about FBI crime stats. Dude, every time I see one of those accounts

that's like cultural, aficionado. And they post censored man. You see any of those accounts where like all they do is like they post like the Sydney opera house and they're like a degenerate monument to Sodom. Yes. And then they post like a cut like, um, the something from the God of War games and they're like, this is real architecture. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that. I know your ass is in fucking Daly brunette. Yeah, that is, you're totally right. That is a child in hyperbod.

Like, there are nowhere else. Oh, man. Oh, I think they're so cool. Like, I love that they're the only country that can resist American cultural hijab and just because like Netflix will go over there and release a documentary that's like not even like hard line or against Modi. It's just like, I don't think it's good to kill all the untouchables.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll be like, we're executing the CEO of Netflix in DLS. He doesn't leave the country. You know what's funny is I was looking at the, I was looking at, I was just reading about Indian Jews. And I didn't realize that Indian Jewish people were like the founders of Bollywood. Oh, there we do it too. We know it guys.

We're going away, but since we're talking about India, I have to bring up this article about how Gavin Newsom just banned the bill in California. There would be a banned cast based discrimination. You know what? We've talked about on this show about how like, how can Joe Biden keep ignoring like his own democratic voters on ceasefire? How can he so blatantly like in the face of this genuine outrage and moral stance by his own voters,

how can he choose to stay the course? Well, rest assured that the Democratic Party will, in fact, listen to their voters and change course on an important issue, provided that they are all high-cast Indians. Listen to this. Governor Gavin Newsom beat out a bill that would have made California the first state in the country to expressly ban discrimination based

on caste, stating that the measure was unnecessary because it was already covered by existing laws. And basically, like a bunch of well-heeled Indian Democratic party donors all lobbied him quite strenuously to beat out this bill. Because in the New York Times, one of them is coated in saying, cast-based discrimination simply doesn't occur in America. And everyone they interview is a Brahman.

It was like, I was an ape. When Vivek was just like, in America, my parents can shake hands with a domino delivery guy who's an untouchable. Yeah. I think that moved a lot of people when they said that it's it's really funny too because it's like maybe maybe knew some veto this because if caspase discrimination was was outlawed we'd probably lose a lot of the people who are in charge of the social justice arena and and anti racist justice shows. I yeah I am Gavin has been on a veto spree like before this they I don't know the California

state legislatures are trying to do a bunch of like you know Biden-esque things. These types of things and aren't like huge gestures, but they're the type of thing that you do so you can point to something and be like, oh, look at all the stuff we did. We cap the price of insulin at like $35. And he's even beowing those. And I don't know what his calculus is. He clearly thinks this is going to help him become president.

And I just don't see how. Like, they're going to call him like, you know, a far left liberal and, and, you know, pin all the misery of San Francisco on him and his policies. What like is his plan going to be like, Oh, you think that San Francisco is my fault? Well, I have held the cast system. Yeah. What is what is the Calcula? And a probably one of the people, one of the people lobbying news on this was Kamala Harris's mother. Interesting. Interesting.

Yeah, he's I don't know if the base is still having. I don't know. Oh, yeah, but he's like the Sanctus. Oh, God, that must have been Binda a while ago. Oh, God. It's on Newsmax. Well, what's the one that Cuomo's on now? Cuomo's had something called like NewsBuddy or some shit. Yeah, that's like there hosting the government's debate.

Cuomo, Cuomo is like the lead into blue weight. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the DeSantis News of debate is going to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the That's an honor killing right there. And that's not legal in California. I mean, look, I don't know what this bill is, really necessary enough. I don't know enough about cash-based discrimination in America, but it just seems like it, like as it's a time of the time of the time of the,

of the Democratic Party listening to a constituency and changing chorus, this is the funniest possible example. Absolutely. Well, there is literally a ton of cash-based discrimination at the tech companies because a lot of the people who will be in charge of hiring are obviously from high-casts and just like, we'll only hire people from that cast. Oh, okay. So I guess this bill actually is the very thing that's definitely we needed. Yeah. Okay. Good. So it is just him

being evil. All right. You know what we've gone some long today. Let's wrap it up there, fellas. I have to plug something. Okay. Please, brace. Go ahead. I accept that can't say what it is. Okay. The best time. I'm gonna sort of talk around it. In one month from now, you might be thinking, what will the world be like? And it's impossible to say. It will be two days after Christmas. And possibly you'll be sad. Maybe you're, you find out your parents are getting divorced. Maybe you found out your parents are opening up their marriage. Maybe you found out your parents

are opening up their marriage to you. And now you're in there. You're in a trouble with your mom and your aunt. You're in a trouble and maybe, maybe more if you have siblings. I'm like, oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. On that week or the week before, I haven't decided yet, and neither of the other people,

there will be a product that is launching that will change your life forever. This is a true and non-based product. This is a true and non-based physical product. It's a physical name. Made in China. Oh, yes. Made in China.

Made in China. In the people's Republic of China. It's going to change the political landscape of this country. And at a time, that's the real promise of this product, which I won't name. At a time when I think a lot of people are going to be like, I don't even know if I want to be married to my parents, or even have parents, or I wish I could die from some manner

that lets me still go to heaven. You'll be like, I need something. I need to heal, and this product will do just that. We're going to destroy, we're going to annihilate, bipartisanship, partisanship. Anything to do with, we're going to make all everybody, every voter, every, every, every, every, every, when this product appears, politics as we formally understand it will be done. Absolutely. And healing will begin. Well, we will just, we'll wait

with Bated Breath for the launch of this secret true and non-product, I actually have a slightly more specific plug. That is this Sunday upcoming Sunday, January 7th in the evening, but really I'll be there all weekend. I will be at the new Bedford Whaling Museum participating in the annual Moby Dick Marathon. I will be reading as part of, I'll be one of the participants reading the entire book of Moby Dick over the weekend of January, swooves, Friday, the Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I'll be there Sunday, January 7th at the New Bedford Whaling Museum reading from the Great American novel.

Pull up. I'm gonna begin Felix and I will be in Tokyo, Japan showing off our, well, quite frankly, the blubber that we got from doing real whaling, which we'll find to participate in, and is a cultural practice that is different, but I think it is good to do new things. Felix has done it several times. That and Kat killing kind of was his thing before Chapo, and I'm just glad that I'm honored to be joining him on the trip.

We need to bring back a heritage American industry, whaling. This is a huge thing. People really don't know how intelligent whales are and how empathetic they are and how impressive it is for a human to kill them. We're going to be doing a lot on this trip. We're going to show off the amazing blubber we've collected. We are going to do our favorite thing, we're going to tell Japanese people about our favorite Jewish ghouls and monsters.

Ha ha ha ha! Over the carcass of a blue whale in its family. That's right. All right. All right. Bryce, Truanon. Thank you so much for joining us today. Till next time, everybody.

Bye-bye. Bye. Yeah. Where are the whales, fish, blue? Always struck that whale in the line, played out. Thank you so much for joining us today. Till next time, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye. See ya. To lose the men that kept and cried, it grieves my heart full sore, But all to lose a hundred barrel-weigh, it grieves me ten times more, Brave boys. It grieves me ten times more, now the wintery start of now pure. So boys we'll line her away, it's time to leave this cold country, And home would bear away Brave boys, home would bear away.

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