Chapo Trap House - 789 Teaser - GOP Losers’ Club

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

TrueAnon’s Liz Franczak helps us look at this week’s GOP debate, the candidates’ pandering to the weirdest freaks in their audience, and Ron DeSantis’ love of Calvin Coolidge. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

I, I, I, Liz, I do think it is interesting that he invoked coolage as his favorite president because I think that's like an evolution in conservative basedness because like the fact that he has to say you have to, you have to pick like sort of a boutique president as your favorite one because like here to four of you are a public in a really any presidential candidate and they ask you who your favorite president is, but especially for Republicans Lincoln right there. It's like almost like you have to say Lincoln. Yeah, or Randian Reagan.

What? Who's that little like ginger Gremlin who is like the alt-right guy you shit himself? Chuck Johnson, I think he wrote a book called Why Coolidge Matters. So they're reaching into the archives to resurrect the career of how we're going to move. Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't act. Yeah. archives to resurrect the career of how we can act. Yeah, Calvin Coolidge is such a weird choice for those guys because he invented, like, quote, capital.

He was like, he was like the main guy who was doing that until, like, you know, the 2010s. He was like, he had incredibly, like, lazy, fair affair pro business policies, but he would also be like, hey, what's not be mean, black people. This also just like to me, this proves some horrible truth, which is just that none of these guys could take Brandon ever

because you know if someone asked Brandon what his favorite president was, he'd just be like, you go easy, you're Lincoln Lincoln, LBJ, Reagan, like just play the hits and everyone would cheer because they're just like, yeah, I know those guys, those are the only presidents I know, the ones on the money and Ronald Reagan. I'm like Chester A. Arthur. Yeah, and all the Republicans are like,

especially to Stantis, it's like, oh, what's the most like, like obscure based one that like the 45 follower count Pepe is going to like really repost to his 200 people in his group chat and that will give you, it's like, dude, just go for the hits, but they won't because they're losers. Biden likes LBJ so much that he's doing an impression of his flat. He's been walking. But like way shittier.

He's doing the all right society. As I said, the meh society. Yeah, I've been fighting as delivered thus far. Yeah, he's doing the like midsummer, like putting the like bare skin on and then getting into the like getting into the effigy, but it's for LVJ and his skin. I wonder who is like Eugene McCarthy would be, the weird poetic guy who sort of primaries him.

It'll be John Fetterman. He'll primary him for not being close real and not. One thing I, one last thing I will say that I really liked was, well, I don't really like because he's, again, they're all losers. Loser number four, Vivek Ramaswamy or whatever. He, at one point, so they're all trying to be like the coolest to the internet, which no, it's not gonna happen, okay, get over it. But at one point, he's just like, I'm the only one with the courage to come up here and say what people won't say.

Why am I the only person on the stage at least who can say that January 6th now does look like it was an inside job that the government lied to us for 20 years about Saudi Arabia's involvement in 9-11, that the great replacement theory is not some grand right wing conspiracy theory, but a basic statement of the Democratic Party's platform? I think that there's questions about 9-11. Or like, I think that January 6 was inside, he's just like saying all this stuff and everyone's was like, whoa, but I think that like, if he really wants to get attention, he should, I'm seeing about this.

I was like, you should do that. But like, you have to actually say stuff that like is going to really like be crazy. Like I think you should just be like Nikki Haley, you're a lizard person. You're a lizard person. And also just like, try to take her up, take her up, take her skin mask off on stage. Yeah, or just like throw it, give us some new ones that we haven't heard of. Like that could be like, I'm the only one willing to say that airplanes have never flown ever. like I'm the only one willing to say that airplanes have never flown ever. Or like just like elevators. You got Bill Clinton is a pansexual like just say crazy shit.

You know, like thermodynamics is fake. I don't know. Did you see when him and Nikki Haley, it was not Mr. Maip the last one where they went at it and they almost almost re-enacted how can she slap. But it was like, he said something like, oh, well, you say you're against TikTok, as Chinese, but your daughter's on there. Which is like, does he have an alert for every 15-year-old that joins you with that?

I just, he know that. I didn't even know that. I know all the minutia about Republican candidates. Not 15 year olds.