Chapo Trap House - 794 - Gooneiform feat. Stavros Halkias (1/1/24)

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

Stavvy baby joins us to ring in the New Year with some talk on Christmas gift-giving, review some recent comedic offerings from Israeli TV and Tucker Carlson’s X show, and finally to look at some of recent political developments in the great city of Baltimore and state of Maryland. Watch Stav’s special “Fat Rascal”, streaming now on Netflix. And listen to the Stavvy’s World podcast wherever you get podcasts.

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everyone got some good presents. Yeah, I had a terrific Christmas. I, this is one of those years where, you know how like it gets to November and you're like, all right, I'm gonna take a day to think of everyone's gifts. I kept trying to do that and I fuck, no fucking idea.

There's only one other straight male in the family for maybe shop for. So only one pocket put is what you're saying. Yeah, exactly. That's easy. That's easy. I got straight males in my family. That's three pocket pushies every year.

We see whatever the newest one is, you know. The tactical fleshlight. Yeah. Yeah. This one is just hyper. the tactical fleshlight. Yeah. Yeah. This one is just hyper. Stope with it and fuck it. Yeah, I got my brother-in-law tactical fleshlight.

It has a fleshlight attached to it that says bright as a car's headlights. And if you get trapped in your car while you're jacking off, like the back of it can break the window. Yeah. I like to put an SRO red dot on them because otherwise otherwise I may miss my leg when I pull out. Yeah, that would be great if you could aim the jet with the tactical. We got to get it. Look, these are all great ideas.

I know we're having a nice laugh boy. This is great. This is great first responder stuff. We would just need, we would need an Iraq war veteran who got to take blow long to be like the spokesperson. And we could call it like, you know,

take that sedom flesh life or something like that. Like it would have to be like some kind of one of those badass skull and bones former operator companies. It's like black rifle coffee or like that. Yes, yes. Shit like that. We need that version of fleshlides. After a hard day of, after a hard day of patrolling the streets

of Baghdad, me and the boys hit the barracks and we worked and we've worked on our aggression on the tactical Lisa and fleshlides and the suppressor. Yeah, we didn't have, we weren't lucky enough to be able to bless children like the afghan warlords that we had we had to we had to fashion our own fleshlikes at a gain rate bottles and sponges because

because think how scary like a fleshlight that someone made in world war one would look like. Oh my god. It would be like, it would be like, it would be like, heroes half face from a boardwalk to a fire. It would have like a fucked up kind of realistic like lips and eyes on it. Yeah. It would be like everything back then because you know people have been trying to make flashlight since there was like language probably.

Oh, no. I'm absolutely. Yeah. That's what Samarian script was used for to label a flashlight the first alphabet. Oh, language probably. Oh, no. I'm absolutely. Yeah. That's what Samarian script was used for, to label Fleslaid the first alphabet. The QNAME for that. The QNAME for me.

Yeah. 2001, but it's a bunch of aves like hooting and hollering around a giant tactical Fleslaid. And then they throw it up in the air. It's like a million years past pass and then it's just be furiously jacking off. Oh, I just passed the plastic bus. It feels so good.

I think I'll do something. Or maybe it's like, when they took over Ude who say, in palace, they opened up a room and it was just full of state-of-the-art fleshlides. Like behind all the tigers and shit. And like his enemies and molten gold preserved the golden gold. There was, he was the first guy to invent fleshlides. Maybe that's actually how it started.

We got a lot of good stuff. That was the type of shit that he did. Like, when ever, there was someone who is like, if you were like on the Iraqi judo team and you didn't meddle in the Olympics, this guy who like, assuredly was not following judo that year. Right.

He would hear about it and be like, all right buddy, guess who's getting killed and getting his skull hollowed out so I can fuck it. And it's like a rock didn't get that many medals. So presumably you did that to a lot. You did that to a lot of skull fucking. Yeah. Yeah, that's brutal.

It is awesome to have one old-fashioned like medieval King's son still in power. The Hussein boys really like that's that's a true nepo baby. He didn't use it to try and become an actress. You know what I mean? He's not trying to be he's not trying to sell his shitty memoir. His shitty fucking is his like book of essays. No. My man was taking this dad's wealth and he was fuck it and he was you know executed his enemies I love it, but what I like about them is that only one brother was like, you know Taking actresses hostage it hostage like killing fucking people from the lemon like it seemed like only one was doing that Right, but his brother like his brother clearly wasn't into that,

but he died fighting it out with him. And I think that's like me and my brother. I don't do any of that. I've never kidnapped anyone fully. Right, I've never, like, in my own house. Right, right. But maybe I'll say things that my brother house. Right. Right. But, you know, maybe I'll say things that, you know, my brother wouldn't say.

But I think that if we were facing off against like the 10th Mountain Division, he would fight to his death with me. Yes. I really like family bonds like that. That's beautiful. Now, those guys didn't actually see any combat. Did they, or they, they really did or no?

I mean, they got, they got aired the fuck out when they were like, hold up and they're like, some sort of hideout. They were like, you'll never take me alive. Copper. Oh, that's what you say. Yeah. They got annihilated. Yeah.

They got, he's got like 60 bullets. Yeah, they killed that. They killed this shit out of them. You know what's not, I got to say that. It's not fair, dude. That's not fair because he got to, like, even his death is awesome. He got to be a murderer and like,

he'll be on the corner. And go out like Sonny Kulionner. And he got, like, he got, his life ruled, dude. Like from a pure, like what a man's perfect life is. Like, you take morality out of it. Do whatever the fuck you want at any moment that you want create a bunch of enemies and then flout the US gun flout the most powerful military that's in your country unjustly and probably at least wound a couple of them if not

if even till the one soldier while like being like yeah he's in he I'm that's how I'm he's in he's in he's in rapist Valhalla right now. You know, you know, I gotta say that today. I gotta say about Udi and Kusai and their dad. I wish I wish he's still around so bad. I wish we had the act. Right. I miss them, man.

I miss their voice. I need them to comment on a canceled culture. I always liked how when Saddam was on death row, he would like give these like Jokey interviews and it's like they just killed two of your sons and they're about to kill you And he'd be like well, you know on Sundays I get more bread And it's like you have the best attitude Yeah, you know what that's probably what got him where he was today or where he wasn't the point,

you know, it's like just positive for a guy who like killed people. He was really positive, but like, the the fact that like going back the fact that like yeah, Uden Kusai got like these like kind of cool martyrs depths that they absolutely didn't deserve. That's really, that's perfect. That really sums up the innovation. Yeah. Just taking like one of the worst guys and like accidentally, like just giving him like the best death anyone could ask for. Yeah. Like you said, sending him to Ravens Fallhalla. Yeah, absolutely. He's just up there shaking hands with Bill Cosby when he dies. Yeah, absolutely. He's just up there shaking hands with Bill Cosby when he dies. It's like welcome brother Who is waiting for Bill Cosby's waiting? I don't know what are some other great sexual salters? Or you know gangus cons up there already like almost anyone who was alive before I'm gonna say 1996

Yeah, oh what's his face? Um, uh, fuck Spartacus. He was a Kirk. Uh, Douglas. Yeah. Okay. He said he said so we can talk about what he did to Natalie Wood, not the murder, but the rape. He's a complete piece of shit. He's up there. Look it up. Look it up. Look it up. I know. I know. I know what I know about that one. Yeah, every famous actor. Everyone, like the only actors, you know, back then, who were even kind of nice to those girls, like 12-year-olds that they would have, like playing the wife of a 37-year-old man in a movie, were like the guys who were gay. Yes, yeah. Everyone else was like, you know, they would go to their terrible stage model.

Oh, that makes so much sense. That's why we love carry grant, right? Wasn't he gonna cause it or homosexual? I believe he was bisexual. Oh, nevermind. Rescinded. So he fucked everybody, respect. Yeah, the thing is, I like pussy and dick.

I like that. It's just simply, I simply can't get enough. I was yesterday I was fucking Jimmy Stewart. He said he's a police. He was like, Karry, Karry, could you please just, could you please slow down slow down? You got to be awful. I'm gonna boss. Oh jeez. If you were a heterosexual actor besides like Humphrey Bogart, you would just go up to the worst stage mom ever and she's drinking morphine that she got at Walgreens. Yeah. Yeah.

I'd like to live in Lyme flavored morphine. Yeah, you could also clean your floors with. You go up to her, she was about to sell her daughter until she noticed that she had like high cheekbones And was like oh to adapt this yeah, and then you're like I'd like to invite your 11 year old daughter to an orgy I'm hosting yeah, they're like oh, okay, that's actually pretty exciting. I thought I Thought you'd want my older daughter, but that's completely fine. Oh, yeah She's in a black she's blacked out that you know all of Hollywood. So yeah, basically those guys are hanging

I would do today. It's just a good party up there in dirt bag Valhalla piece of shit Valhalla Well actually, I feel like straight before we start recording. I I saw this story which which features some good a good father and son interaction I was talking about so now his kids and this is the headline here from complex dot com Boosy badass thinks his son smokes too much. He gone turned into a weed plant This is about Boosy and his son Tutti raw and Raw, and it says here, during a recent Instagram livestream, Boosie bad-ass expressed concern over his 20-year-old son, Smoking habits. It's seen in the clip from the stream below,

Boosie was talking to his fans and followers when he asked someone off camera where his son, Tudy Raw, was. He was told he was outside in his car, apparently, smoking. He gonna turn into a weed plant, Boosie responded. He a weed plant, with shoes on. Everything revolves around smoking. So like, it goes on and he just talks about

how he can't really talk to his son about this because he was the same way when he was 20. Right, right. And he's out way now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see him on, like, he's on Vlad and he, again, he's drinking morphine through a twisty straw. And he's like, like that interview where he's like,

I like the real high school volleyball player white girls just saying like stuff that would be career ending for anyone else. Well, you speak of things that would be career ending for everyone, everyone else. I read this article and like come on, come on, Tutti, Rod, don't smoke weed out. But then I get the last paragraph and it says here, boozy and Tuti sparked backlash last year after a video appeared to show them examining a woman's genitals with a magnifying glass.

In the bizarre clip, boozy could be heard telling his then 18 year old son Look at the pussy son For his hypocrisy after he went on several homophobic rinsed directed at little Nas X for displaying his sexuality in music videos Look at that pussy I'm sorry hypocrisy the man what happens in the home look if a gay guy wants to show his gay son Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait man, you know, it's like, I believe in parents' rights. Yeah. And if Boosie wants to pretend he's Sherlock Holmes and a woman's pussy is the clue that solves the murder and his son is looking at it through a magnifying glass, that's up to him as far as I'm concerned. Ah, the camera's a foot, son. speaking like Boosey's view of the world and how he like Learns things. He is a lot like Socrates

That's like something he would do. It's like it's like you know today's lesson Me and my son are going to examine a pussy to try to figure out like where her This is where women breathe through. Yeah. It's a very like naturalistic, secratic method of figuring out the world. That's like, yeah, that's what he does. And socrates famously said that like,

if Plutarch goes to prison in Athens, he'll have butt thugs. You know, he'll make a boss call. He was just like, boozey. You know, it's funny, you know, socrates, this is great. Socrates killed himself because butt thugs took over Athens. IE smart. Yeah, I lost the El Penisian War.

He drank the hemlock and was like, don't do it, man. That is true. Don't rape your son. war he drank the him lock and was like don't do it man man don't break your son you're son the united yeah that is actually that's historically accurate yeah cuz a lot of look Athens was pretty gay but compared to sparta sparta with the greatest men alive

Athens was like sex in the city gay. Sparta was like prison gay. But it was like part of the whole society based around fucking rape. That's not even gay. It's just like they were like, I don't even like having sex with his seven year old. I just like that they're in pain.

It'll make them better or. They were like, I need that war. It pissed me off so much in 300, where they're like, oh yeah, we're not like Athens, where they have sex with their sons. It's like, who do you think you are? How dare you? How dare you?

Athenians will accidentally have sex with a woman like 30% of the time. Sparta. Sparta keeps all their women, like literally, I'm not even, like, it's been lost to history if they even ever penetrated women, or if they just kind of like knotted and tried to aim it into their pussy's to make sons.

You know what I mean? Like, we don't know for a fact that they ever fucked women. We know the same. It was a good drip coffee. Yeah. We know it's a good drip coffee. Yeah, I did. No, I'm with you. Fuck that. You're so right.

I haven't seen 300 since I was high in high school. But I'm going to rewatch it and get pissed off at the historical inaccuracies. Oh, you're telling me Frank Miller wasn't a classics major. That's a pretty good question. in accuracies. Oh, you're telling me Frank Miller wasn't a classics major. When we saw 300, we saw like another kid from our high school seeing it with his mom, and we were like, what a fucking loser like ignoring the fact that we were just like five boys hanging out with no girls ever. See, 300 with like six of your male friends. Cool. Yeah, I did know that guy was cool, guys.

That guy was a bitch. I agree with you. I'm actually you you were a loser, but so he was actually also a bitch. I have to admit, I ended up having sex this year. Nice. For the right. This 2023. Yeah, it was a long run since the 300 till now, but I finally did it.

I put out, I put out a call on Instagram. I was like, help me have, help me have sex before I'm 40. And a lot of people helped out. Dude, that's awesome. Boozie came over with a magnifying glass and like, Dude, that's awesome. But Boosey came over with a magnifying glass and like, I don't like that. Boosey came over, walked you through it,

stayed, you know, peace by peace. Yeah, he, you know what else I'd like about the magnifying glass? What was he pointing out exactly? Like, was he just like, here's the whole, here's the whole, man. Like he wasn't going by like, he wasn't doing, it was like health class, right? He wasn't saying what the little lips,

the different lips, the different lips are named and shit like that. He was literally just like showing and pussy and being like, you're gonna wanna check that out, man, that's where your cock goes. That is, that is literally like what doctors were like in a toll pass store. That's like how you did doctor stuff. It was either like just staring at a pussy for

seven hours and then being like, all right, I've seen it enough. All right. That's enough. You're going to, how much is your husband beating you? Should be more. Or next week let's up it and the week after that we'll take it down a couple matches and we'll see what the effects are. Yeah, and then it was that or like, you know, a guy comes in with headaches and you take out both his eyes.

And you're like, I'm fucking, I'm saving lives. I'm making it like, yeah. Yeah, you can get away with so much. If you're like a surgeon too, you can just literally do whatever you wanted. No one was stopping you. You could put like chicken cutlets if a guy like lost his liver. You could just be like, all right, let's put a fucking calf spleen in here and see if that'll fucking do it.

And just fucking sew them shut. Yeah, shut out to booze. He's basically Socrates and a doctor from the year 1700 all in one. Yeah. All right, well, moving on from one, there's a medical examination. So I got to say, I got two stories about sort of updates in the world of comedy and entertainment over the last couple of weeks. Well, the first one I think before we get crazy is, you know, a fat rascal on Netflix streaming

now. Yeah, it was in the top 10 for the first week either for whole first week it came out. Folks if you haven't seen it, if you if you're tuning into chapel and you're thinking boy I hope this guest has something smart to say. Oh, they're talking about Uda who's saying raping and and looking at pussy through a magnifying glass, this is my kind of guy. I want more stuff like this, without even the chance of something smart by accident being said, we'll check out Fat Rascal on Netflix right now, folks.

It's a great stand-up comedy special. If you're the type of listener to listen to us, and not even know what Fat Rascal is, not even know who's is you repuls me I you the work you're the fucking worse. Well, I hate to follow stop. I hate to follow news about about your Netflix Special with news about another comedy special that I'm sure will obliterate yours among its It's Murth humor and good cheer. I'm referring of course headline from the times of Israel actor Brett Gellman joins airheads and their red red to skewer us progressives in Christmas games get a star of stranger things in flea bag plays professor who misinformed woke students about Jewish colonialist power

Jewish Jesus is Palestinian now, okay, I don't know if you saw this clip. It was quite amusing. Like, if you should return of the like really popular, like, airhead, netbeer, returning, sort of recurring sketch comedy characters, US progressives who have blue hair and talk about pronouns.

Mm. And now, so basically, these guys have just become the daily, these are awesome that like, they're the daily wire now. And it's like, it's the same level of like, yeah, of satire. With all due respect to these Eastern wise men, we're from Berkeley. Okay. Anyway, they give us their blessing and they told us that our new bonsan will be the King

of the Jews. Jews, King of Jews, what do you mean Jews? I don't see anything Jewish here. You have to understand Jews will only come to this land 1,948 years from now. As a colonialist power? Oh, I see someone's been listening this semester. So, says your, uh, the stranger thing star who is on a solidarity visit, join the cast of the channel 12 comedy show to film a nativity scene with a twist.

Instead of three wise men from the East, baby Jesus is visited by a threesome from the University of California, Berkeley, who were well-versed in Anti-Israel talking points. We are three wise men from the West as the professor of unentering the manger only to be corrected by Harlems character, three wise persons. Jesus's mother Mary played by Alma Zach says the three, uh says asked the three to let her rest and her husband Joseph played by Yanev bit Bitcoin says the family had just been visited by three wise men from the east to which Gilman's character applies with all due respect to these eastern wise men were from Berkeley. Now, I know we're listening to it here, but I must dress that in this gets portraying

the three wise men from the west. Brett Gilman is dressed like the riddler. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was going to say is like, it's crazy for that guy to all the sudden be talking about like blue hairs and they, thems when it's like, he's dressed like gay or Jordan Peterson the last like three years. Like he's dressed like Bushwick Jordan Peterson, the last three years, it's fucking weird to be like, to be that guy who's like, oh yeah, we got a, these freaks are talking about

crazy shit. It's just such an insane thing for that guy of all guy. Like that's shocking to me. I would have assumed you know, he would have been trans by now for real. I hate his thing of how he's like, he wears that chain that says, jaddy. I hate his whole thing of like being sexy. To me, it's even more offensive than his thing where he's like, actually, Palestinians don't need to drink water for literally so much time. They're both pretty offensive, but him being like very sex positive

and being like, oh, I'm a sexy bold fetish guy. Is really upsetting to me. And it's like, we're looking for, like, there is like, I mean Jewish daddy. Is that so? Yeah, yeah. And it's like, that's a certain type of Jewish man where there's a mutual attraction between him and women

who look like they could have been typists for the SS. That's the difference. That's a different thing. Brett Gellman, Brett Gellman looks like, you know, he's a Liberty Mutual Regional Manager who sometimes sings at synagogue. Right. You are like, you are not getting them wet, Brett. Right. Unless they had something terrible happen to them.

Well, I'm not saying in an unbalanced state. And maybe, I get what you're saying is, I do think there is a, it's an intangible, like you're on, it's a tightrope act to be a fat, bald, sex positive man. And I know firsthand, it's like, it's all about the intangibles. You can't have like a weird, creepy,

it's got a feel natural. And this, there was a hard read brand into like streetwear and fashion that like, you know, it seemed like maybe my man was losing his mind a little bit, like until all this shit, whatever, live and let live, you want to be a fucking dork, I don't give a fuck. But to just like take this hard turn, where you're just like, yeah, listen, I mean, if Palestinians don't want to potentially a fucking dork, I don't give a fuck. But they just like take this hard turn where you're just like,

yeah, listen, I mean, if Palestinians don't want to potentially be nuked, maybe they should just start digging their own grave. Why don't they make us even dig the graves? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's just like, it's just such a weird, where I literally, it's almost like, you know how Joe Biden is like too old to even be mad at anymore It's like he needs to be like you know put down basically for his own dinner just put into hospice

That's the thing with gelman where it's like has this man literally lost his mind. He's wearing like a mother's trousers from the 80s He's wearing like He's wearing like if like you know if like Don Draper was on heroin and he woke up next to a fat bitch, she would be wearing the same jumper as Fred Gellman wears. You know what I mean? Yeah, that is literally it. The fact that he started doing this when he was like 54. Like it's like, it's like if I got into B-boying now. Well, my false friends would be like, that's very cool. And my real friends would, like, they would take me to international waters, kill me.

And this embarrassment. Two of the things I want to note about this article, it talks about how it includes Brett Gellman with sort of like the reoccurring characters on this sketch show, like, you know, it's like the Israeli version of, you know, the copy room guy. A, making the cap rise. Right, I'm in the hospital.

Yes. You know. And they said like, you know, the sort of woke, they, them college students, like, you know, which became a hit after their clip went viral earlier this year. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're like, it went viral. It went viral because basically everyone was like, can you believe how awful this is? And then they said this, this clip has also gone viral. It's been shared so many times. And I was like, it's's been been shared by people being like like can you believe how unfunny this is crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what we're lessing about people in here

is this the last thing that you understand what's crazy I'm sorry to cut you off well but you're standing out like how hard it is to find unfunny Jewish comedy writers yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like insane it's like in theory these should be the most Jewish guys of all time right, it's like insane. It's like in theory, you should be the most Jewish guys of all time, right? Like it's distilled Jewish guy to be a Zionist, you know, no disrespect if you look. It's like, that's like double-due. You know, it's like, it's like really like, these are in theory the most Jewish guys

and to be that unfunny. There is not one really funny Zionist, that's great. There's gotta be a couple. And then that's the best they can come up with. Like that's what I said when I saw that first clip that they I I ever saw from them which is the one where it like it's supposed to be Greta Thurneberg and her friends and they're like I'm a cow that is for the slaughterhouse. I'm like, wait, I'm for Hamas. And you're like, what the fuck is this? And it's not even that they're Jewish and bad at comedy writing.

It's like they're Jewish and they are bad and abstract thought. Right. It's like, yeah, because every joke has to be like, thunderingly literal. Right, right. It's all thunderingly literal, but also like you you can't sometimes it's hard to figure out what they mean because it's they're trying to jam in 30 different culture workings at once Right, and it's ultimately like if you like you brought a bunch of cavemen to modern times and gave them an hour to recreate mad TV It's all right. It's like all right

It's all right. It's like, all right, you are. Figure out language and then do it. I don't care. Okay. But, but, a nice way of putting it. Other visitors included, Comedians Jerry Seinfeld, Will and Grace starred Deborah Messing and Michael Rappertort.

The latter three in particular have been vocal in their support of Israel on social media. Last little sentence here, on his visit to Israel, Rappertort also partnered with Erdor Errerts Nehrarat to produce a skit Satterizing American higher education. Okay, that clip I have seen nowhere, nowhere. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. They filmed that sketch with Michael Rappaport. And then like they took the canister with like the clip in it and they sealed it

in like the vault where they keep their nuclear weapons. They're like no one, no one can see this. No one must be allowed to see this. That's crazy. You're right. I have. What's the mother? What is it? What's the? So there's one guy who's like collabbing with all these people. What's the airs at some shit? I know. This is the name of the sketch shows called a reds Nihedirat. Oh, that's their mad.

Israeli SNL. Yeah, it's really us and L. Yeah, it's real. Everett gets like, you know, they fully lose a war in the conventional sense. Like they get overrun. They will release the Michael Rappaport. They're shampons. That's the Samsung option. Because they're like, it will, it will cause nuclear war.

Like it is a madness device for whoever ever see is it like But we've seen what they release imagine they have the good sense to see something and be like I don't think people should see Oh, yeah, if that's what's coming out what's on the cutting room floor? What are the bloopers like? Yeah, that's the we we see the ones where it's like Santa is receiving a letter that says like Israel But he's like what wait what And they they made that and they're like this is this is fucking cool The Michael rabble board the Michael rabble board thing has to be one of the worst things ever made He's so wait you guys is probably trying to wrap all of

the old Nadek, but make it about the foundation of his real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah, that was, it was be fucking awesome. It's like, what if gold in my air was a tribe called quest? Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm in here. Good state of mind. All right. Here we go. This is from the, okay, Michael Rapport and Israeli TV skits, satirizing US college anti-Semitism. And this it says, American Jewish actor and comedian Michael Rapport

was a guest of the Israeli satirical show, Airheads and Nidna Ratton, Tuesday night, referring to, hearing it a skit, poking fun at the heads of and prominent American universities. See, all I can see from this is just a photo of him and he's like, has a long beard like Moses or something. I will not investigate further. Yeah, that's all right. If the fact that it's like even

exists and like, that somebody with a big platform who's famous and that hasn't been out there, it's proof enough. Yeah. Yeah. I see a screenshot from it and that's sort of like the proof of life in the hostess video Netanyah Who's just like he protesting he Seconds a rapper for doing this sketch. Okay I wonder what like he he tries to like be boy and his pants fall down like he he he tries to like be boy and his pants fall down. It's not a big sketch though. That's funny. Actually, yeah, no, that would be like the best culture. They that country has produced it else with Beshear.

I'm just trying to imagine like, was there a German American comedians during World War II? Oh, he did like, he built a list. Probably. It was probably like about as good as this. Yeah. Oh, like that's a really horrifying. What is less funny is really comedy or German comedy? Oh, it's true. German, German, German comedy in the 40s. Like comedy in the 40s was already fucking dire. Right. Right. Right. There was just no one funny until Red Fox.

And then the fucking naked clowning, it's like, you know, it'd be like a lot. I mean, it's basically like hitting people in the dick and like, you know, beating the fuck out of your child. Like, that's why that's how Buster Keaton got a star was literally on stage that would beat the fuck out of him. And that was like the best comedy show. They would tour the country, beat him

and fuck out of their child. And that's the kind of comedy we're looking at basically. That's what that's probably what it would be like. Yeah, I like I guess it would be like this is a stock character in German comedy. The bureaucrat who forgot his lunch. Amazing guys, thank you. amazing guys thank you. Hey, well here's a story about like a little comedy sketchroom right here in the US of A day before Christmas. Kevin Spacey reprises House of Arts, role in Tucker Carlson interview. I gotta say this, I remember, I remember, but just a few years ago, when the Christmas day

Kevin Spacey video drop was like better than fucking having a tree full of presents. Tree full of presents, because he would get on there out of nowhere after disappearing for years, like having disappeared from the public eye after multiple rape charges. And then he would get on these homemade videos where he would, like, accuse the royal

family of England and basically blackmail them in a video clip. He would do one clip, he did one clip where he was sitting on a park bench and did, like, a heartfelt plea for mental health awareness, begging people who are considering committing suicide to just, like, hang on there and talk to someone. And then like a couple days later, like eight witnesses, that's the way I guess I'm killed from cells. He is awesome. Okay, so it's so crazy.

I don't know if he dropped one last year. So I was so hyped for this. And I was like, oh, we're just playing Frank Card in the Tucker Carlson interview. I gotta say, I watch this clip and Tucker You are you are this year's most washed man for doing this bullshit. Oh God it was such it was such dog shit and Tucker should be ashamed of himself for doing this Fuck I mean he's trying to be like the cool edgy like online like based newscaster and he's doing this

I guess he is. Yeah. Dude, it was so fucking wack. That's what I said is like, isn't Tucker supposed to, he's supposed to be like out there? And he's saying like, he's saying all these things you can't say, but this was like, this is for your enormous aunt. The biggest aunt that history has ever created. No one thinks this is funny. It's just like, it's so lame that it like,

you know, if you put it on paper, and it's like this guy molested all these people and killed them, you're like, oh my God, that's so scary. And then you see him do this fucking gib-jab shit, and you're like, I don't, this guy couldn't kill anyone. Yeah, I mean, it worked that. He's innocent.

No one like that could kill someone. I guess the thing, it just kind of ruins the whole, it's the thing of trying two people are trying to be funny at the same time. Like the only way that could possibly work is if Tucker was pure straight man, I guess. Is that what he's doing in the video or is he trying to be funny too? I mean, he's just trying to play along with like the character of Frank card and I like and then Kevin Spacey's doing like the turn to the camera and like do his little sides like Well, you know, like well now Tucker, you know like a Christmas for me is just a little bit of a gathering under the Missalto ship in egg nog in

President's by the fire and then like he turns to the camera and he's like actually I do an eight ball of coke and run over a reindeer and then like I see that's like marvelous thank you Senator Card and then like they just I think if they both got fired by their networks like he's like I watch Netflix probably as much as you watch Fox Tucker and then he's just like and the Tucker's just sitting there grinning like a fucking baby. And he's just like, sounds like you're running. Oh, yeah, this, this like, you know how like in 2017,

people were like, you know, Trump is bad, but he's like two absent-minded. But if Tucker was ever president, you know, like we, yeah, we feel like gas chambers. I don't know. Yeah, dude, Tucker, Tucker would be like a Benjamin Harris and Thick Reset. He would be one of those 87 day presidents after seeing this. He wouldn't even get cood by the military.

Like, I don't know. He get the clue. He get cood by the Coast Guard. Right, exactly, exactly. The coast guard or like the SWAT team that works for like the national park to be like, all right buddy, it's time to go. And he'd be like, okay.

What a foot, he's such a pussy. Yeah, he took a good, he got a Zaskler leaving Fox for sure. Nobody, nobody, the show was going on Twitter, right? And then just nobody watching it. When I saw him sitting in front of the fireplace It's like you're a put you saw this is so stupid. Oh, oh This isn't your granddad's Christmas. Actually it is this is that's the only person who'd find like funny It's a one born in 1937 It's just like it just Kevin Space busy mugging and just being like,

Tucker now, as well, when I'm president, the only bunny in the White House who gonna be the Easter bunny. And then Tucker's like, that's great. Wow, it should be sounds like a campaign slogan. And he's like, Tucker, we need some adults in the room. You know? Yeah.

I don't know what to say. I agree. It's like, what is the point of doing that? The shock factor's gone. The first video was in- The first video in a scene. One of the great moments, when someone explained it to me and I was like, you watch something fake,

like no, what do you, somebody edited it? Like, it's like this guy's accused of crimes right now. He came out of the closet to get out of rape. Like, this guy's not in character. I simply must stress. I must stress. Kevin Spacey, I know he won, he won a couple Oscars, but like, he's still an actor.

And then he appeared in a public video where he appeared to Blackmail the House of Windsor. Yes, yes. That's, you know, that's, I mean, I know when he got to the Academy Award gives you some cloud, but like he was just like, well now Queen Elizabeth, we would want too many lips to be a wagon about young Prince Andrew now. But I gotta say, as long as Kevin Spacey is reprising characters, he played in movies and TV show, I'd like to see him do another interview reprising the great character he played in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, gay and teak-stealer who murders a gay prostitute. My man's had a little fucking, he's had a little prize, he's a method actor for that one. He's put in the hours to do that one.

Apparently he had like one of the most insanely fucked up child. Like the kind of child that makes you a murderer, like his dad was apparently a literally a child molesting Nazi. And that like, yeah, you're not going to come out being a regular human being after that shit. And instead of, it's literally the child that makes serial killers. And then people were like, well, I guess Kevin Space,

he just like, instead of becoming a serial killer, learn how to play a serial killer by that. And then it's like, well, maybe just both. Because it really, I would not fuck with him. He did blackmail the Queen of England. He is beat every case. Beat every case. Walking case. Beat every case. Walking around.

Beat every case because like he witnesses kill themselves or die for accidents. Yeah. Like it sounds like a joke. It sounds made up. It's what people accuse the Hillary Clinton of doing. Kevin Spacey is for sure doing. Hillary is like, you know, 50, 50.

Kevin's 100% doing that kind of shit. And you know what? And this is how you're going to piss me off about the Tucker Carlson interview, that like he had Kevin Spacey on to do, and like, I don't know, like a lengthy interview on his Twitter show, and he's supposed to be like, I'm gonna expose the truth.

Why did he consent to doing this goofball interview with Kevin Spacey and character, instead of asking him questions about what the fuck, like what's up with the Queen of England and all this rape mafia that you're up for? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So first of all, when I first read about Kevin Spacey's childhood,

you stopped, I read the same thing. It made me sad because the idea of your dad dressing up like Hitler is very whimsical. Like if my dad had done that, we would be like, that was hilarious. Yeah, granted when you're Jewish, it's different, but like, he actually, his dad wasn't doing it for comedic purposes, which is very evil.

You should only do it to make your children laugh. Like the crazy. It's like John Wayne Gacy being a clown that kills people. It's like hit like regular clown. Awesome. You know, funny Hitler hilarious. Okay, there was a point where like that was the funniest thing you could do when we thought notches were gone. We didn't know they'd be just popping back up. Like when we thought notches were gone for sure.

A Jewish guy dressing up like Hitler, funniest joke. I looked, I thought like I would be doing it all the time as an adult, but they took it away from me. Yeah, I do, but yeah, but like, you know, his dad ruined Hitler for everyone by being a pedophile and actually believing in Hitler's stuff. But the interview is so fucking lame too, because like, yeah, like you said, it's like when I saw that Tucker was interviewing Kevin Spacey, it's like, well, we're probably not gonna get anything juicy, but maybe he'll do this, he'll like blackmail someone else or something. But no, he's just sitting there playing this stupid ass character and like, complaining

about wokeness. Yeah. That's awesome. This is so fucking stupid. It's like, you saw Brian Singer probably dissolve a body in acid. And you're on this fucking, you're on this, you're in this pussy's fucking living room being like, my only pro nouns are barbecue ribs.

It's like, what the fuck up? I hope you're interested it, it's in. I hope they ruined your life. Poor this. Okay, space it help singer. Got get some like twink from Nebraska's eyeballs out of the fucking pool out of the pool filter. He's finished out.

He's just out. Twink eyeballs from pool filters. And now he's just talking about this bullshit. You're so right, Felix. It's so fucking lame. I really got mad at it. Tucker is, I feel the same thing that I felt when I found out that AOC bought a Tesla. That's what Tucker's like for believing what Elon Musk told him.

It's like, oh, you're actually stupid. You're actually a stupid man. No, I know, stupid man. And dude, that's what, so I, you know, I didn't really fucking watch Tucker, you know, at all, but like, you know, you see the clips, whatever, but I really did put him in my head as like the guy that's like, well, this fucking guy knows what he's doing, most watch show, he's pulling the, you know, he's a good propaganda type of motherfucker.

And then that exact moment when it's like, wait, he thinks Twitter's gonna work, like, like, I was like, I was like, damn, like, that's kind of fucking crazy for a second. I was like, he thinks he's gonna replicate an audience of like 70 million Geriatrics by having a TV show on Twitter. Yeah.

And I guess you're right in terms of like, yeah, I see what you're saying about his watch because you're right, he of like, I see what you're saying about his watch because you're right. He did nothing interesting with this opportunity. He was just, it's such a washed idea to think you're going to get the same bump from that same, from the first video, whatever, what, when was that? Seven years ago, six years ago, whatever the fuck it was.

Like, no, it's gone. No one is even like, Kevin Spacey is ruined it. Like, Kevin Spacey has tried to like get the essence out of it At this point it's like refilling the shampoo bottle with water or like you know It's like Taking it up Brother just water It's good. Oh, man

Okay, Felix you know the okay like it's sort of like Christmas tradition now. I saw a lot of it this year leading up to Christmas. Those insane and hilarious videos of American parents who were arranged for like a Grinch to storm their house and steal their presents and like, yeah, kids just attack this Grinch and scream as he like grabs the Christmas tree and runs out of the house. We all think that's it. That's hilarious, right? Felix, you gave me, you just gave me a great ad for what Jewish families can do for Hanukkah. Well, visit Hitler. Well, visit from Hitler. My guess comes and steals your presents.

Ricks out your kids. I like I love that. Like that makes me want to have kids right now. If you're one of the, if you're one of the three schizophrenic women who has been following you public appearances for this past year, I am ready. Anything you accuse me of? I admit to. I put cameras in your bathroom. I don't care. I'm sorry. Let's have three kids so I can dress up like Hitler. I love you. Yep. You're a mean one, Mr. Hitler. Oh my God.

And then you can get, you can get like, you know, your brother, your friends to play like Hitler's gang. Like they could be brain heart, hydric and him, like it would be like, it would be like German Shepherd could be blonde. Oh no, he's not here too. I I would do I would do a whole fucking production. I'd be like one of those guys who did like you know, like like I like like at like a Gentile family is good like the one family on the block that like goes insane with Christmas decoration. Yeah, right. I would recreate the Eagles nest. I would get so fucking I would get so into it. I would wake my kids up in the middle of the night and be like we have to find That's a love idea.

Get it going, dude. Start busting. Start busting raw. Well, that's not a problem. I have an allergy to condoms where I put them on. I automatically am having a bad time. It's an emotional allergy. I get that, dude. I get that for sure. I automatically am having a bad time. It's an emotional allergy. I get that dude, I get that for sure.

I haven't heard it trauma from condom usage. My grandfather had to use a condom and it pissed them off. And since because of that, I haven't been able to use condoms. It's raw. I'm gonna go to the fucking party. I make this all the fucking party. I make this all the fucking party. I make this all the fucking party. I make this all the fucking party.

I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party.

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I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. I'm gonna go to the party. where I am right now. Yeah, yeah. So let's check in. So first of all, Baltimore, Maryland, Stav, I know you must be, I know you must be loving as the whole city of Baltimore is right now. The Baltimore Ravens. The Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson. The Ravens, baby. MVP. I know you, you in Baltimore for like the game where he shit all over a

cock dirty in the San Francisco frothy winers. He's supposed to expose exposed to his frauds. Oh, you better believe it. I was right here on my couch watching it. It was a beautiful, it was incredible. I mean, it went better than I even considered. I was going to be a tougher game, but yes, Brock Turty sucks dick. The Narners sucks.

I'm never, I never want to see a white guy when the NFL MVP ever. Get him out of here. Yeah, it's Lamar's turn. It's going to be awesome. We're going to fuck the bitch ass dolphins up. Hopefully, by the chance. They have rods to their abs. They're absolute frauds.

All right, so here's the first one. Here's the first story from Maryland. Headline. Maryland license plates now inadvertently advertising Filipino online casino. Yes. That's awesome. Okay, roughly 800,000 Maryland drivers with license plates designed to commemorate the War of 1812 are now inadvertently advertising a website for an online casino based in the Philippines.

In 2012, in 2012 to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the War of 1812, Maryland redesigned the standard license plate to read Maryland War of 1812. The license plate switch for the default between 2002 and 2016, have the URL www.starspangled200.org printed at the bottom. Sometime within the last year, there was something within the last year, www.starspangled200.org, stop telling people about how Maryland or Francis Scott Key was inspired to write the National Anthem after watching British ships bombard for McKenry and Baltimore during the War of 1812. And instead started redirecting to a site called GlobeInternational.info in which it was blinking Bikini-Kladwomen advertised Philippines best betting site. Deposit 100 received 250. Fuck yes dude. Shout out to that's fucking awesome. I had those

plates by the way. I had those commemorative plates on my old car. That's fucking awesome. And honestly, I guarantee you that, and I went to Globe International and got info right now, and yeah, it's pretty cool. But I guarantee you that that is whoever was mayor at the time, cut a deal with that casino. Because Baltimore has, Baltimore just loves, we have such awesome corrupt mayors, dude. And that's just right. I guarantee you somebody got paid in some fucking, you know, some banana ketchup or whatever the fuck with that, with that kind of shit. That's a beautiful move.

I know there's kickbacks there. The last time you were on it, it was like selling all the school's text books or something. Or, no, the mayor wrote a book that they made the schools buy or something like that. They made every school buy a bunch of coffee, though. All right. Yeah. This is the next at Maryland at the story. And, stop, I know this will be of interest to you. General Assembly approves decriminalizing oral sex. Freedless, free it last. I got a lot of freedom.

Freedless. That's actually why I'm here. I'm leading the parade to celebrate that. This is a headline in NAPLIS. A bill decriminalizing oral sex is on the way to governor Westmore's desk Friday, despite continued pushback from Republican lawmakers. Wow. How would like, boo, boo, boo? What a popular platform to run on. Like who is the 2024 is saying, like is attention to we got to hold the line here Yeah, and what what is the thought go ahead finish the

HB131 criminal law a natural or perverted sexual practices repeal Which would repeal criminalization of oral sex between consenting adults passed the Senate chamber Friday 3412 It was cross filed to the Senate as Sb0054 date 3412. It was cross filed to the Senate as SB0054. Current law prohibits Marylanders from placing the person's sexual organ in the mouth of another or an animal or committing another unnatural or perverted sexual practice with another or with an animal. Violation of this law is a misdemeanor and includes imprisonment of up to 10 years and a fine of not exceeding $10,000. That's fucking sick. When was that where people not sucking getting sucked includes imprisonment of up to 10 years and a fine of not exceeding $10,000.

That's fucking sick. When was that, where people not sucking, getting sucked off in like the 1700s or whatever, when this is, who even wrote that? I don't know, some guy with a buckle on his hat in like the 1700s probably. And why did we, why did we lump animal in? Getting your dick sucked is the same as

fucking a daunting the ass. Stop, it's, they're both equally as unnatural. Stop. It's their both equally as a natural. Stop. It's Maryland. Come on. You know, they had to throw that. Come on. That to make this is a this is a Maryland state house.

It's not a normal state. How dare you? How dare you? It's your word, Medicare. Several Republicans tried to stop the bill and oppose it on the floor out of concern that the statute is useful in convicting child sex predators. It's absurd. Aren't there laws on the books

already about how it's illegal to have oral sex with a child? Listen, we don't got nothing that says you can't fucking kid. But if you happen to suck a kid's dick, a kid is a person or an animal technically, so you can go to jail for that. That's the thinking, that's insane. Yeah, this is like the original run of Mr. Smith goes to Washington. Yeah, dude, I'm in anapolis and I'm like, I love getting my did something, I love eating pussy. Stop is still a blistering on the floor of the Maryland State Senate, just reading Penthouse Forum from the run from 1981 to 2000.

Who sent it to you? Most or I will not you. Okay, this next one is, all right, I really love this story. A Frederick Douglass mural in his hometown in Maryland draws some divisions. Okay, you know, Frederick Douglass, it's like one of the great Americans.

I wonder what this mural was about. On the wall outside of the out of the fire restaurant in eastern, a 21-foot tall Douglass is seen posed in a slim European cut suit, high-top white canvas, sneakers, and an oversized wristwatch squatting like he's posting for Instagram. When his facial expression has the same look of defiance,

often captured on the 19th century's most photograph figure. And behind him, dripping graffiti reads the word liberty. When we came across a print that our friend sent us, a copy of Frederick Douglass in a contemporary setting, we looked at it felt very strongly that we were going to move forward with a mural, that it would be a great image to have So like they basically kind of like hip-hopified Frederick Douglass, right?

Which is still it just doesn't seem very dignified. I don't know. No. Yeah It says your good good. There's coach for the article says cousin Jack called me and said have you seen the mural? They got up on the wall got Uncle Frederick looking like a hoodlum said Terrence Bailey of the fifth generation a fifth generation descendant of Douglas God that's humiliating oh my God. Oh man Uncle Frederick's looking like a so wait so his his great grand nephew or whatever he's he's objecting to it on pull up your pants standards. I mean it doesn't make any fucking tall. All of those like, wow, it's like, you know, it's Napoleon, but he has face tattoos or like, it's Ariel.

It's literally like the same as like Ariel from the Little Mermaid if she was a scene girl. It's like, yeah, like Frederick Douglass deserves a little more respect than like, what if, what if the cast of Seinfeld were hipsters? Like, he'll find me like, what does he have? Well, that literally says, I called the owner of it that night and had a talk with him, Bailey said, of the conversation with Marks, and he made comments where he said, I think it reaches out to the youth. And I said, you know, these are the same young black boys we're trying to get to pull up

their pants. We don't need to be squiring is something like that. But I think this is corny as fuck. I think like if you're going to do a mural, the Frederick Douglass just present him as he appeared in the era that he lived in and this kind of like, oh, yo, yo, like incredible. that he lived in and this kind of like, oh, yo, it was incredibly impressive. It was pretty fresh, y'all. Yeah.

Yeah. This is very, this is very embarrassing. Yeah. It's like, yeah. If they put this on V, people would be like, that's a stupid storyline. Yeah. Well, people love doing shit like this, though.

Like, you know, everyone, and it was like, weirdly right before AI with AI, it's gone crazy. But it's like, remember right before AI with AI, it's gone crazy. But it's like, remember that, that feels very like 2012 of like Disney princesses or punk or like, do you remember? Remember the like, remember the like, this is the, the Mag one was really funny

where there was like, people that want to fuck Trump so bad and they had like, imagine the shape just had it grew out of beer. Oh, I love that. And they had my sexy Trump. And it was like, what are we doing here? It's like, that's this level of art. To call that art, that is the kind of art that's the only thing AI should be able to do. AI should put those artists out of business.

Anyone who thinks that that's what art should be used for should not have a job. You're very right. That was a very 2014 thing when they would like draw Ariel from the little mermaid wearing like a snapback. Yes. And like, you know, bait, you know, bait. And then it's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will tell you guys some trivia from my working in the media around 2014 days I believe at one point Buzzfeed had a full-time staffer whose job was to make things like that I mean, yeah, it's like the absolute the absolute like the most perfect distilled version of that is all the RBG shit all the like oh

That's what all leads you know, you know, they can we chola the RBG shit, all the like, because that's what it all leads to. You know what I mean? Should we cholify RBG a little bit? No, could we give it a try? Give us some like, Chris Dickies and some tattoos. I think like the next Hitler will be a guy who got rejected from art school for drawing for dr... Her actors as like swag ofinos.

The one artistic style, I think, should be upheld. And I hope is carried forward into this new year and probably the next century. Is just anyone, and if you want to use AI fun, I'd prefer you hands through it. But anyone who just like produces images of classic cartoon characters smoking weed. Yeah, that is coming. We keep that. I want to see. I want to see what all my favorite cartoon characters look like smoking a big ass doing.

Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I, fuck, because then it's like some of them I do that you just said that. And I was like in my head, I was like, damn, I want to see Fred Flintstone high and he's like grabbing. He's grabbing Wilma's ass, you know, like, it's even in me dude even these desires are these dark designs. Yeah, Fred Flintstone is Tony soprano that I saw one of those that was pretty good. I like that one. Oh, how about this George Jetson as Ray Donovan. He's throwing his robot made in the trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how good Ray Donovan would be at throwing women away in the future. You live like 40,000 feet in the sky. You just toss her on you just toss her to the crowd and the Flintstones get her.

How many seasons was Ray Donovan, dude? Like 48. Ray Donovan, it's so, like, they can tribe so many things to extend the show. Like, there's a plot line where his wife, uh, Rest of Peace and Hage is like, Ray, I just found out that you throw women and the trash for your job. I believe in you. And Ray Donovan will punch through the garage door. And then he, you know, Ray Donovan

has people who work for him. But once this very beautiful lesbian and then one is this horrifying Israeli man who's implied to be Like a prodigy of throwing women at the trash because of his training in the idea He was like you as part of a special, you know Throw women in the dumpster unit right right and so they'll they'll invent a story where it's like oh The lady who works for a donovan is laid on her mortgage. I'd be like, I don't care.

The woman who works for Ray Donovan, I don't even know her name. And I've seen 700 of these episodes. He's the man though. Yeah, shout out, Leav Shriver. He's awesome. Fellow five seminary alum, everybody, all my friends seminary, high school graduates out there.

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Come on, dude. I love it. You guys just fucking blew my mind. No, those guys fucking rule. They're true. I love them. I would like to think it laid a lot, dude. Absolutely.

Oh, man, if I was a woman, I would want to be thrown in the trash by Ray Garner. He's very. He's so like, you know, he seems very safe. He looks like a, he not a teddy bear, but like a real bear. If a bear was a person, right, it would look like you keep him fed. You're fine, but you cross that bear and and and really leave driver slash ray donovan will fucking fuck you up i feel like a lot of women secretly would love to be thrown in the trash hey greek you're a resolution yes throw bitches in the garbage shoot

all right i got one last i got one last Baltimore story for you here. Let's do it. This is from the Baltimore banner from November of this year headline, a steady stream of P is eroding Baltimore's historic buildings. Yep. Many of them, many of down to Baltimore's buildings are slowly being washed away. The problem is less of flooding and rain, more golden showers. That's right, P is eroding thousands of historic buildings downtown.

The exterior base is corroding with every spur. The block of north-howered between Lexington and Saratoga Street is in many ways a P epicenter. Many of these older buildings were built with soft brick and mortar according to city planner Caitlin Audet, who is consulting with downtown partnership on the public bathroom project. These buildings are more susceptible to damage from outside elements like water and obviously pee which can degrade the soft material over time, especially if it's constant exposure. It doesn't matter what time it is. Every day and night said local business owner, it's relentless.

He's called anyone he can think of to help, be it City Hall or the Baltimore Police Department. They did make so much time still leave you at the issue. He said, now there's a sign on Clay Street that says no peeing. I'm glad someone's working on this. Yeah, I mean, that is a lot of peeing outside. You should be able to piss outside. I think there's no public toilets.

I think you should absolutely be able to piss outside. I think there's no public toilets. I think you should absolutely be able to piss outside. This is then that's exactly it. We need everyone should let people shit and piss inside. They're fucking. We need more public toilets. We need nice ones. We got we should fucking put the days in the fucking public bathrooms. You know, every toilet licks your ass.

We need that Baltimore. Do you know my guys my brief, my criminal record is limited only to one arrest in Providence, Rhode Island, for urinating outside. Where were you? I was like, you know, it wasn't fair, it was like, it was somewhere in downtown Providence and it was outside of club that we were seeing a concert at. And I just, yeah, I'm from New York. So I was just, come on.

Come on, I'm cool. You can't even say. You're Bill's piss in his pants. And I was like, I was like, peeing in front of like, there was like, like sort of like blacked out glass in front of me. That was basically like, a perfect mirror. And I'm like, I'm shaking off.

I'm shaking off, my eyes come up, and I just see the berries and the car just stops. And I'm like, oh, fuck. Brood. Yeah, that's my lengthy criminal record there. Yeah, they should get more outside urinals. They should be placed to piss. They're fucking up with that. And I also think, I think if you piss through a building's foundation, you now own the plot

of land the building's on. I think that should be part of the law. If you piss so nice and strong, you should get part of the law. If you if you piss so nice and strong, you should get to keep the building. Well, best of luck to Baltimore or historic buildings. I hope they withstand this constant onslaught of urine. But I think we should wrap it up there for today.

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