Chapo Trap House - 803 Teaser - Operation Beaver Nugget

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

Jake and Thomas from Pendejo Time join us to look at this year’s scuffle at the Texas border, and the brave trucker patriots volunteering for Civil War 2. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

I said earlier that on this show that I you know that all the second civil war stuff all the freedom conquest I think this is just marketing for the Trump's reelection. I think everyone's yeah run to the right on the border There's like Tim pool said this all seems very I have a code from Tim pool here where he says this all seems very fort some Well, so to that to that point I I shared a couple with Thomas, but I saw one on Twitter and then I went digging to find them. And that people are screenshotting these posts from these secret Christian worker movement, Texas Patriot Front groups, like these half-assed paramilitaries. And these posts are like, hey, if we succeed and we win, do I still get Social Security?

Like these guys. I saw that one. And then I saw that one and I was like, okay, there's sustained and we win, do I still get social security? Like, I saw that one. And then I was like, I saw that one and I was like, okay, there's got to be more of these. So I was digging around on a Reddit and I found a handful. My favorite one to the Sumter thing, to some degree was like, Hey, uh, flying down from Arkansas, uh, we start shooting. Um, can we, can I get on a flat back home? Like, like these guys, they want to do revolution. Like I got work on Tuesday. So if I fly out Friday

And I don't a couple army reserve boys cannot because my boss I'm already in trouble like They want to do war, but it has to be the way that you take your Harley to Sturgis. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's just you bring the war in on a trailer, hitch to your SUV. Exactly. The war on the weekend. And then you go, and then you go back to work as a dentist. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Exactly.

Like your wife is like, what are you doing, honey? And you're like, oh, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go aim my gun at the cops, but I'll be back on Monday. You know, like. Yeah, I got stationed at Bucky's for the next two weeks Well, this is a there's an account feds erection looms large as army of God protests convoy heads to the border and Like basically like this thing is already a mess because like I mean they've already like kind of descended into

Like dueling accusations of being feds. Yeah. And it says here, yeah, by noon Monday after a few hours on the road, the convoy had amassed just a few dozen participants, so far predominantly men over the age of 60. The convoy's promoters promised over 700,000 participants. The low numbers could be due in part to conspiracy theories riddling telegram channels for the convoy. Would be participants expressing fears that the demonstration could be a Psyop or Honeypot spearheaded by the federal government and undercover agents with the goal of ensneering right-wingers

into a violent event. I have three former associates doing lengthy prison sentences because of the J6 setup one person wrote in the telegram channel. I know firsthand, even if they don't have charges they can pin on you, they will make some up. And, you know, I mean, it's fun. Yeah, it is fun to imagine. But like, can anyone say with any shred of a doubt that like half of these guys aren't federal informants? Well, yeah, like the fucking the Whitmer plot, January 6, like, like, it just slow drips out that like, if it wasn't somebody who was 900 years old trying to take an Instagram photo and Nancy of him like Shitting and Nancy Pelosi's trash can then it was a fit

You know what? I mean like the Boomer conservative guys that were there because their car dealership was closed for the weekend And then everybody else was a fit same thing with the Whitmer thing So I think their fears are not unfounded or whatever But again if you want to do war buddy, you got to be willing to maybe go to jail. I guess, you know, like, like just a little bit. This is a this is for you, Thomas. This is from the account on wired here. It says almost immediately one of the vehicles in the convoy got lost according to messages posted in the Zellow walkie-talkie app that the group is using to communicate while on the road later when the convoy linked to this linked up to discuss evening plans the meeting quickly descended into an argument about where they were staying.

Even trying to meet up at a gas station was difficult due to the size of a Buckeys in South Carolina. Convoy members couldn't locate one another. That's awesome. Look, we're having a rash and the beaver nuggets at this point because they keep getting wind of when we're coming and they shut off the Icy machines. So we haven't had anything to drink in days. And so I don't know what we're gonna do cause I drank all my terry Icy on the way here

and Dan he saved some of his but it melted and now it's just some kind of soda I think. I don't think it's even an Icy anymore. If this shit spirals out of control, like for real, right? And you get one of those like very stoic, like British war correspondence from BBC, like an Eagle Pass and he's like standing there where he's like, I'm here with, oh, just a more chill going off. I'm here with, sir, could you give me

your name again? Catfish. I'm here with catfish. Catfish, you can't explain to me who you're with. I'm with the Buggies Brigade. And as Thomas just let you know, we are rationing our Bieber nuggets. Morale is low, but I did try to shoulder fire a stinger missile the other day and I did dislocate my left shoulder. So I am trying to get home currently. Like the war coverage of this would be the most cartoonish thing in the whole world Because it seems like half the people who were doing it are like retirees. Yeah guys who aren't you can't you can't fight a war I mean look Israel is currently trying to fight and win a war with like an officer class with a median age of 17 However, like the freedom convoy you can't you can't fight you can't wage an insurrection against like the you know

A military imperial state with a median fighting age is 70 right right right. Yeah