Chapo Trap House - Big Game Live Stream Promo

Episode Date: February 3, 2019

Tune in to twitch.tv/chapotraphouse this Sunday, Feb. 3rd for Chapo's first ever Big Game Halftime Show and Live Stream. Stream starts at whenever halftime is. Like 8:30ish? 9? I don't know, whenever the other one starts, don't ask us to clarify.

this Sunday Sunday Sunday are you a dude are you a dude who's tired sitting through a half-time show designed for your girlfriend well we have the solution coming live half-time show the first ever choppo counter-programming for dudes only he's tired of having Adam Levine for more on five strut his cock and butt around making your girlfriend impossibly horny in a way that you can never fill are you tired of craft artists like Travis Scott disrespecting the flag and our national anthem by doing sicko mode in front of your kids well get ready for a half-time show that's for dudes and guys only it's gonna be about

football it's gonna be no girls allowed it's gonna be the half-time show you crave beer rock and roll trucks football fellas imagine go out to your driveway one day but instead of your subway car that you take every day the Statue of Liberty where you work if you're in New Yorker or your Honda Civic that you drive it's none other than a 2015 Dodge Challenger guess who's in the front seat ninja guess what he hands you a bowl of K2 guess what you do you smoke it guess who's in the backseat yeah it's freaking terror read think about living in a man cave in a mansion with at least five indoor pools getting an

epic bumpkin every single day of your life well we're not gonna give you exactly that during a half-time show but it's pretty dang close am I right guys oh yeah this Sunday going live at half time the counter programming to the always miserable half-time show choppo trap house is on twitch.tv slash choppo trap house tune in for the first-ever choppo trap house alternate half-time show and then stick with us throughout the whole second half of the game and post game as we give you sports analysis sports banter sports jokes football goose and some the legends of the gridiron Terry Bradshaw is stopping

by mean Joe Green OJ Simpson Lawrence Taylor Ray Caruth that guy Eric the guy the Patriots who killed four people Aaron Hernandez he's gonna be there Joe Paterno Lou Lucifer Lou Holtz and Dan Quinn they're finally gonna make up all the stars of the gridiron are gonna be there we're gonna be talking sports only first-ever time choppo trap house Super Bowl live stream this Sunday tune in starting at halftime once again that address the URL twitch.tv slash choppo trap house