Chapo Trap House - Episode 252 - Rod Dreher’s The Exorcist feat. Brett Payne and Bryan Quinby (10/9/18)

Episode Date: October 9, 2018

Recorded in our spiritual 2nd home of Columbus, Ohio, we're joined by Street Fight Radio's Brett and Bryan to discuss being good boys online, an unjustly incarcerated hero of the NYC public transit system and Blue Lives Magic. In the second act, we bring you a truly remarkable & horrifying reading series from friend of the show Rod Dreher recorded live at Mr. Small's in Pittsburgh, PA. Please support Darius McCollum: https://www.freedariusnow.com/darius-mccollum/ And come to our remaining midwest shows: http://chapotraphouse.com/tour

Hey folks, yeah, that's right, we're mixing it up tonight. I'm introducing the show. We are in the wonderful Columbus, Ohio, the middle city, the glorious capital of Ohio. We are here with Brett and Brian, our proud, our proud dads from Street Fight Radio. And we're getting ready to do a show here. We're very excited. We hope everybody comes out for it. Columbus legends, Brett Payne and Brian Quimby.

Columbus legends everywhere except for in Columbus. Yeah, most people here don't know what we're up to, I don't know. But thanks for having us. We appreciate it. You guys are like how Anvil was always huge in Japan and they didn't even know it. That's my dream is to get huge somewhere that's not America. I would love to be the biggest act in the Islamic State. That would, okay.

Quick preface, should this audio ever actually make it to air? Just know that I am working the levels on the Zoom mic for the first time ever. So as always, if you don't like the audio, email Virgil. He loves emails. He told us how to do levels, even though he's not here. And a little bit later, you'll be hearing something I know you all love, a clip from our Pittsburgh show just last night, now, now, now, before you complain, before you complain, just know that this is not a whole live show.

This is one, this is the second act of our live show in Pittsburgh last night. And it was honestly the most epic Rod Dreher reading series that we've ever done on the show. Yes. I mean, I almost don't want to give too much away, but I will just say this is Rod Dreher's The Exorcist. It's phenomenal. And if you guys are good, you know, you give it a shot, you give it its fair shake and you

enjoy it. You're nice to us. We'll give you what you want, which is all the live shows unedited, including sound checks. So be good. I must stress, we are not going to do the Dreher content at any of the other live shows from here on out. So if we don't give it to you on here, you're not going to hear it will be lost forever. Like Rod really deserves like Rod's tears in the rain.

It deserves to be heard. But yeah, we're here in the living room of Brian Quimby. Hi. Yeah. I love the house and my big table, my big gross table. The basement right now is completely filthy, so there's not enough room for us to be down there. We just make make a path through the boxes and to record each night.

So I was just wondering when you guys are chilling down there, do you ever do the podcast while sitting on beanbag chairs filled with cratum? We do pee in holes down there. No, there there is when you go to if you get to go down there in the studio this week, there is a table down there that is green like with cratum powder all over it's crazy. Yeah, we are. When we first started streaming our show on video, we would set kilos of cratum up on the on the table next to us so people can see how much cratum we have down is cratum

and CBD. We're legal drug dealers and we're only going to get to do this for probably another two or three months before the gravy train ends when I was when I was in LA. I I drank this huge like CBD water thing and I don't know if it's like just my low tolerance to weed or if I'm a pussy or if it's just something with brain chemistry, but like kind of got me high in this very enjoyable way. It is not like destroyed or anything, but like you have this like mild buzz and I was thinking about how cool it would be to get addicted to just CBD and weed.

Somebody recently was on Twitter and they're like they DM me and they're like Brian, I'm listening to your old your back catalog and I'm listening to a show where you can't stop talking shit about how CBD is fake and now you sell it like, well, I've got a change of heart since then. The first time you tried it, you walked into some smoke shop on campus and had some like gum or something and you were like the guy said is now I can't get high. I can't get high for the rest of the day. That's why I was mad about that.

Yeah, no, that's, you know, people have gotten mad about me for this plan there, you know, with medical marijuana and just retail marijuana available now. People are afraid, of course, of kids using it. So I've begun dosing water in school districts with CBD so the kids, you know, they can illegally take that legal marijuana, but they won't get high. I just no one's thanked me. No more ADD medication. Yeah, they'll just be chill.

I just went to my daughter's middle school. My daughter is in seventh grade and I went to her school first to drop something off earlier today and I walked by and I was like, this is so Ohio. They have a Narcan kit in the front of the store and I'm like, God damn, are these kids doing heroin in the middle school? Shit. Well, it's Ohio. Yeah.

It's Ohio. It is. Well, those cops have done that thing now where like if a cop gets like food poisoning or something, they're like, I think somebody sent me mail with a little bit of fentanyl in it. I'm going to die. Yeah. I love it.

I love when cops are like, that's like the tear above abortion survivor. It's like being like I was in the same room as fentanyl. It's like, you know, it's not like you don't just instantly die if you touch it. No, we had a police force here that claimed there was flyers put on their cars and they had been dipped in fentanyl so that when the cops touched them, they would overdose. And they put Pepsi in our car knowing that there was a board of fetus parts in there. They give us apples with razor blades. The fentanyl thing is wild.

I just, we have a new one of the ballot measures in, in Ohio this time is issue one and it's treatment for drug offenses. No jail, no jail time for drug offenses and there's a dark money pack now that's putting out these memes that say if issue one passes a person that's walking around with enough fentanyl to kill 10,000 people would not go to jail. Where did you get that number I love that I love like 10,000 people or four hundred elephants. God that's that fucking pack is probably funded by private prison companies.

Pretty sure. Oh, that's disgusting. I know. I know. I saw it. It's the police do. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Ohio's cop, I mean Columbus's cops are like now becoming the one that people say when they say there's corruption and it's like they just arrested there. They arrested Stormy Daniels. Yes. Yes. And now the vice squad. So they arrested Stormy Daniels and then about a month later, the cop shot a woman who was like a sex worker.

That was insane. That story wasn't fucking chill. That story was. Is that guy even charged or what is going on? But now the vice squad is supposed they say the vice squad is on hold. It was it was it was it was it out of uniform cop who just shot a woman trying to push her into a car. Yes.

Yeah. Well, he tried to kidnap her. He had her in the car and then apparently he parked next to the wall of a building so that if she tried to open the door, she wasn't going to get out of the car. So she bit him and then he shot her like eight times or something like this. Are they like maybe going to fucking charge him? No, they're not. No, I think he got out.

Oh my God. Yeah, he got off. They said that she actually said she stabbed him and that's why he got off fucking hell. They don't bust any. Nobody gets in trouble here. The guy that just shot Tamir Rice in Cleveland got a new job in a rural place. Like you you just they they don't get busted. I mean, they don't get busted anywhere though.

It's not like New York and LA or any of those places like have done it. Yeah, that's why when they fucking convicted Van Dyke, that was like, holy shit, I can't believe it actually happened. I couldn't believe that because in Chicago, we had like a special operations division in CBD and it was basically just the shield. They were doing the shield like they would just fucking extort drug dealers and rob them of their packs and then sell them. What didn't happen?

And it's like, no one really went to jail. It was just like, all right, we won't, all right, fine, we won't have the shield unit anymore. Are you happy? You're not going to get any of these gripping dramas anymore. So I slightly not as serious, but Brian, your your cousin got in a little trouble with the law recently. Yeah, you should.

I murdered Brian on Twitter. You got to find this thing and the Street Fight WCRS page, but he posted something about a state rep who was an enormous piece of shit. The state rep is a guy who said so a couple weeks ago, a little 11 year old girl was at Kroger and she got tased for shoplifting. And the creepiest thing the cop was saying, see, honey, I don't want to do this. You made me tase you. But anyway, they're a kind of adult man rising an 11 year old girl.

Yeah. Shoplifting $58 worth of stuff and shooting with a taser and then apologize saying, honey, I'm doing this for your betterment. Oh, yeah. I mean, I can't imagine if you're a cop like this gets said so much on every podcast and on every on Twitter all day. But like if a cop can't deal with an 11 year old girl, then maybe they just don't need to be a cop.

But so this state rep in some backwoods ass county in Ohio said, well, maybe she deserved it. You know, like if a kid gets, if my kid got shot, I would look in inward and see like what, how I failed as a parent. Maybe these people should see, maybe these parents should see how they failed when their kids get shot. Yeah, and if they're getting taser shot, maybe they were just acting like a punk. So my cousin posted something that was roughly like, I wish someone would kill this guy.

How am I supposed to believe in the government? And then he got arrested. The guy bragging on his Facebook page about getting him arrested and a charge of a felony and free speech is very important to the Republic. It's very important to write. So they care about really ask them. Well, they're using his Facebook page as sort of they've said things about leftist stuff on his face.

We can't talk about it a ton, but like he has stuff on his like leftist, like imagery on his Facebook page. And of course he's, he works for us. So I think he had some street fight stuff on his page and they're using that to say he's like a radical leftist like terrorists. Yeah, he's black. Black gorilla family block, but the good thing about our job is when I contacted a lawyer, I talked to a person that's a lawyer and was like, you know, should Brett and I shut up

about this? And he was like, you should check with their lawyer. But the first thing I said, I told him what happened. And the first thing he said was he got arrested and I was like, yeah, he's like, isn't that like good for your brand? I mean, I guess so, but I don't want to go to jail. I mean, like if we're going to make the thing of like, it's a death threat to say I would like it if someone like, fuck that guy.

Like then you just wipe out like three quarters of the good things online. That's all I do is hope someone dies all day. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm going to do it or I'll pace. I'm saying like I would enjoy if that happened. That's not a threat. Well, yeah. And it's a guy with like maybe a hundred friends on Facebook. It's like he's not some influential guy that's like out there saying like, let me get my

minions to go kill this person. It was just, uh, it was, uh, one of those, I mean, and I feel like it was just the dude saw that thing and he felt so hopeless and then that's what came out. You know what I mean? And the thing about it is that Jake does work with those kids. Jake works with that risk and homeless youth. And so it came from like a very passionate place and was obviously a terrible idea. But he's not, he's not facing a felony anymore.

They knocked down the felony. He's in misdemeanor territory. Don't take our lead. Yeah. You're lucky. And you, like the regular guy who has to pay for like LinkedIn premiums, so, you know, it's a fucking rough world out there and, you know, just, you know, say it in the text to your mom, screaming and screaming at the, on the Xbox message, the person who killed

you on COD, you know, to fucking hit a heavy bag, get one of those, uh, punchy bags that's a clown that you put water in the bottom and it comes back up and pretend that's all your enemies. So don't, you know, don't take a risk by being epic on Twitter. It's our job. We'll take the risk. I want to do the new George Carlin thing on your show real quick. Yeah.

Kill, death, shoot, stab, the seven dirty words. That's the new dirty words. Is that anything that might be considered a threat? Kill, death, shoot, stab, fight, murder. There you go. I want to talk about another, um, outrageous miscarriage of justice is currently going on. Uh, this is a, we're in Columbus, but this is a New York story.

And I was reminded of it again today. This is from, uh, New York one from, uh, just a couple of days ago, headline, transit obsessed Queens man will not be released back into community. The story says here, ever since he was a teenager in Queens, Darius McCollum has been in trouble with the law always for stealing subway trains and buses. And the story goes on and it is basically about this guy who I regard to be something of a folk hero in New York city. Absolutely.

I even heard about this guy before I moved there. And it's what it sounds like. He's a guy who it, you know, this entire life has been, uh, deeply obsessed with trains. Um, he was stabbed as a kid by a classmate and like, uh, he was very soothed by trains as part of his recovery. And ever since he was about like, you know, a teenager, he has been basically, you know, commandeering and he was driving an actual train, like a C train at 15, not hired by the MTA, but was covering for an MTA employee who wanted to spend time with his girlfriend.

That's cool though. Yeah. Yeah. This is perfect for us. Because this is, this is anarchism, right? Isn't this what we talk about on our show? He's been arrested for more than 30 times for taking them on, for taking them on joy rides, subways and buses.

I disagree with the writing. It's not a joy ride. You can't take a joy ride around, right? He picks people up on these buses. He does the actual routes. He's not even being paid. He just loves transit. And he says, now 53 years old, he was in Brooklyn Supreme Court on Friday, hoping a judge would

give him a measure of freedom and let him live in a supervised group home. Instead, he was committed to a secure adult psychiatric center, which is like a Bedlam style horror show for sure. Um, man, just wants to drive the train. It just said Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Ruth Schillingford, who would not agree to be seen on camera, sided with prosecutors who argue that McCollum is quote, dangerously mentally ill. That, you know, this is why this is why like you can't ever vote for a prosecutor for any

political office. Yeah. It's like, this is like a wonderful, like whimsical man who's actually helping the community and has this amazing interest in this thing that the city and state led fall into total disrepair and this, but this fucking law school dickhead, just this joyless fucking husk is like, no, let's just put him in a cage for however much time. This like, you know, uh, just this wonderful whimsical guy, sociopaths, prosecutors are fucking sociopaths.

They're going to break in that habit, right? It says, um, uh, this is the first incident it said in 1980 at the age of 15, Darius was arrested when he drove an in-service E train. He was covering the MTA employee shift so that the employee could visit his girlfriend. A passenger grew concerned when she saw young Darius sitting alone in the operator's cab. The train was stopped and Darius was arrested. The news of the young subway bandit was sensational through their throw through all of it. Darius never revealed to the authorities. He was working for the MTA employee. Oh, he's a real bandit.

How is he? He's like a bandit in a way. He's like a guy sees a pie on the window sill and finds a quicker way to cool it. He, uh, yeah, it seems like he didn't even tell. Yeah. He didn't tell. That is fucking cool. That's a comrade. That's what they call them. Oh, no, I just stole this thing. So he returned to school, but then he was labeled a truant and his failure to reform resulted in his confinement in a mental hospital. It was there that he was given heavy doses

of anti-psychotic medication and he was diagnosed with depression and psychosis, blah, blah, blah. Within days of his release from the hospital, Darius returned to the subway. His MTA friends were so pleased that he had not revealed their complicit activity that they welcomed him back into the fold. His return to the transit world was a violation of his probation and he was sent to jail. No. So in 1989, of course, he was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, but he has, like, by

all accounts, a savant-like understanding of the New York City transit system, both buses and subways. Yes. It's the type of dude that, like, you feel like, this is, see, I know our job doesn't exist in 1980, but in 1980, a guy could just get in a train and just drive and people, the people that work for the train are like, oh, that's pretty whimsical. It's nice what this guy's doing. And I, I kind of, I wish we could pull that off because that guy should just be a character

in his part of New York. I mean, you should give him a job at the MTA. That's true. He should just be an employee. I mean, this sounds like a great position. You're taking somebody and instead of utilizing their magnificent skill, you're putting them in a cage. People hate any type of greatness. That's true.

They're haters. They're hate type of true greatness. For the past 40 years, Darius has been in and out of jail for charges involving transportation. He has never been arrested for a crime of violence. He has never injured anyone. He has been banned from all MTA rail yards, bus depots, and other official offices. Jesus. In one of his many efforts to find employment, Darius volunteered at the New York City Transit Museum, a job he loved, but he was fired when his boss ultimately realized his identity.

That's bullshit. That fucking sucks. Oh, this guy who, like, loves and understands these things more than I ever could. Oh, that's awful. That's fucking tragic, dude. Are you ready for the most insane part of this story? Following 9-11, Darius volunteered his knowledge and skill to make the New York City subway system safe. Darius led a team of federal agents, New York City intelligence detectives,

and New York State police through the subway system identifying locations where intruders were able to enter without being detected. Darius was actually incarcerated at the time. He was taken in shackles from his prison cell on Rikers Island by a team of federal agents to tour the subway system, assisting law enforcement with their efforts. Before his contributions, Darius received no benefit. Instead, the Department of Corrections was notified that Darius was, quote, easily manipulated, and a terrorist could gain valuable knowledge from him. As a result, he was placed in solitary confinement. Oh my god. Do that!

Can you imagine the fucking fat-necked Guido who was like, I am tactically ascertaining that someone could use his boy's brain to initiate an Islamic-style terror attack on the Am line? What if Osama bin Laden gained access to Professor X's Cerebro machine? It was really easy, though. It was like so easy after 9-11 to just be like, I bet I think this guy's talking to Osama bin Laden, let's throw him in a fucking hole. So finally, I mean, the last time he was arrested was in 2015, where he drove a Greyhound bus around New York City, and he was ultimately arrested at gunpoint by five New York City

police officers. Fucking pussies. Fucking pussies. You know where he's going to go, he's just following the route, but basically prosecutors have argued that he is a dangerous criminal that needs to be put away for the rest of his life in some horrific mental institution. Where's the creative thinking here? There is a GoFundMe going on right now. He's currently incarcerated.

We're putting that shit up, yeah. But there is a GoFundMe for his legal defense. I mean, I think this is going to be appealed hopefully. But, I mean, I remember learning about the story a long time ago and just thinking like, what a folk hero this guy is, like, the guy who just rides and works the trains and buses. I've said this before, but if the Emperor Norton were around now, the first time he tried to stroll into a nice fancy restaurant downtown San Francisco, he would have been strangled to death by some thick-necked fucking cop psycho.

Yeah. In one week, they would not have fucking plaques of him all over the city. Not just the fucking cop psycho, but like, you're the prosecutor. How do you do that? How do you like go into the court and you're like, I want to throw in this like wonderful man who's never hurt anyone, just helped people. Has never once committed an act of violence or even put anyone's life in danger through his actions.

Then what do you do? You go to a bomb pan, look at your bumble app, live the rest of your empty, cosmopolitan existence. You ever look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life? Is this what you wanted to do when you went to law school? No, that's the thing. You fucking creep. They all think they're Sam Waterson in law and order of fighting the good fight. We actually just like last week, there was a story in Ohio about a woman that worked

at Giant Eagle, the deli counter at Giant Eagle. And she would eat like four to five pieces of ham or salami every single day that she worked there. She worked there for eight years and the loss prevention people at fucking at Giant Eagle fired her and impressed felony charges and said she ate $9,800 worth of ham in the time she worked. Yeah. Now she's being charged with grand theft for ham.

Wait a minute. So she's just like smuggled a piece, but it's like, it's like the fucking, it's like the great escape just smuggling lunch meat out of the place in her stomach every single day. She was just, you know, she probably cut it and then just was like one for me five times and picky people. Oh, that's too thick. Oh, that's too thin. Those are all separate incidents.

That's not one long operation moving the ham from the fucking store to her stomach. It's individual taking of tiny little ham that would eat people like a class Z felony or what? Or a fucking misdemeanor. It's just so they don't add up. No. And I'm seeing it like, like the last prevention guy is a dick, obviously, and he's the type of dude that would like last prevention guys, like the yellow punisher skull kind of guy,

you know, but then there's like, that went to the cops and then it went to a prosecutor and now they're in court and this is still like going on. This person's been charged with a felony for that. What a just sick, like sadistic punitive society. Yeah. It's so gross. You live in a thought if you make under like $80,000 a year, you live in an authoritarian society.

Absolutely. You are a tyrannical boot if you make under that amount of money in this fucking country. You are so you are so underrepresented in any kind of government, like democratic structure that you're effectively disenfranchised, even if you do vote. Yeah. And it's you have no ability to change this at all. And they, and they, and they use, and the only way you see the state is this, this is awful, corrosive.

Just boot. And of course, no wonder a lot of them end up becoming like, you know, info wars conspiracy guys because that makes sense. And like the state is a concept is just to sing the fucks with them. Like I remember that, uh, that Bundy ranch guy who killed those cops in Las Vegas. I don't know if anybody remembers this him and his girlfriend who dressed up like the joker at Harley Quinn on Las Vegas strip. They shot two cops.

Yeah, they shot two cops at a CC's pizza and dropped a Gadsden flag on the bodies and then ran into a Walmart where, by the way, they killed a good guy with a gun. Okay. There was a dude who was there and he was concealed carry. He saw the guy and he thought, oh, active shooter engage and he didn't know that the girl was there with him and she blew him away. Okay. And then they ended up dying in a shootout with the cops.

This guy, like his life story, I think he's from Ohio, he's in the Midwest, like shitty schools and then his only intercounter with the government was that he kept getting arrested for pot. Yeah, all the time and it like fucked his life up and totally like robbed him of his ability to really do anything besides just sort of scraped by and even when he started getting better at that, something else would happen and he'd get knocked to square one by this. It's that that's the state that of course it's like controlled by reptile Rothschilds

or whatever the fuck. Well, and the thing that like, the thing about it is that like, that's why it makes me crazy when these like rich liberal type people go on Twitter and talk about like these poor people are voting for Donald Trump and stuff and you're like, they don't vote because who would they vote? Who would I vote for? Like if I don't make, if you make, you know, $25,000 a year, you don't, you don't care who's the president because I don't fucking know who gives a shit who's president when

if you make 20 grand a year, who gives a fuck. They're trying to leave the house without getting all their assets season fucking cage for a decade. A few of the devil for Trump and it's like, you want to know why they did? Because ever since he got the nomination till now, the establishment attempt to undermine Trump is to emphasize that he's not one of us. He's not part of the establishment. And so it's like, yeah, you mean the fucking assholes who make my life shit and like contribute

to everything that like makes it hard for me to live. You're saying he's the opposite of you guys that he's the total antithesis of everything you are. Is that what you're saying? I might have to give this guy a look. Yeah. And you're buying. You mean they're buying the ham for fifty cents a pound.

She's carving it up and selling it for six dollars a pound and doesn't have enough fucking money to eat a fucking ham sandwich on her break and borrows a few slices that are going to go in the trash. Anyways, absolutely. They waste half the food. Yeah. The food all heads up at the God damn garbage and lock dumpsters and locked fucking dumpsters and efficient distribution of resources.

That's what you get. Capitalists. This is such a fuck. Oh my God. You know, we're doing it. Keep doing it. This is that Ohio struggle. We keep having.

It's recently we've had more and more of these episodes where we're just talking and without us knowing it. We're just like slowly walking into an abyss. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's our whole thing now is that we got a call in show where people say, you know, my boss is ripping me off and fucking me over and it's like, oh, let's make this funny.

Yeah. Let's have a laugh at that. My idea, like for our Columbus episode songs live show was like, let's watch a movie and make fun of it. And like, would you see why I suggested that? We just talk about anything at all that happens and it's like, I really hope the human condition is just pure authoritarian misery. You give anyone power at all.

It's 90 degrees in middle October. Yeah. It's a little disturbing. Like the weird thing is, is like you can spend all night like you're gonna spend probably three days here and you're barely gonna like see things about the police where like the thing that shocked me the most about getting to New York is when you're about 15 miles out in New Jersey, there's like flags for the police department. There's police graffiti all over the place and it's like, at least at least the police

are up front there, you know, because like this and suck here. This neighborhood, this is a development that's got they built this in the sixties. It was originally a blue collar neighborhood. Now it's a blue lives neighborhood. I would love to be like the mark echo of pro police graffiti. That would be good. Awesome. I want to be the Banksy of of pro.

Well, I want to be the guy that came up with every time a cop get shot that sells the stickers that says the name of the city and then strong after it. My favorite, my favorite, favorite thing about the blue lives matter movement and its propaganda arm because there's an official blue lives matter fucking Twitter account. I don't know how they got that check mark. Well, they're not. They're not official. They're not like an organ.

Anything. It's literally just were the guys. The most. We actually had a round robin tournament and of course they posted every time a cop get shot. They're like look at this. But then they also post every time a cop dies in the line of duty, which means like yeah, he was in a donut shop and he fucking choked to death on a crawler.

They have like all these cops like accidentally discharge in their web and then sometimes like I think it may be an algorithm because they just post a reason like sickos getting arrested. But there was one they posted was like woman arrested for rescuing animals during wildfire and it's like what are you saying? We're like a sick. We're sick. We're keeping the people safe for her own good.

So that our idea was Blue Lives Magic. Yes. The root.com for cops. Yes. They I mean that Blue Lives Matter stuff is so big like everywhere we traveled and like the one thing that we noticed when we were on tour through the Midwest was that you never see a Blue Lives Matter flag or anything on a shitty car. It's always $60,000 pick up truck.

That's the classic tweet Felix tweet from during the Black Lives Matter protests when he says I don't understand why they have to riot says man well cops put his groceries in his Porsche. Yeah. That's every guy with like a new SUV or something is like he's like no all you have to do is show cops that you respect them and they respect you and it's wonderful and they're my best friends. It's like yeah you're like a rich guy who rich white guy who smiled at them you fucking

your way. That's your why they do their job. They talk about literally protecting you specifically. They talk about cops the way people like give advice to people like hiking about bears. Yes. So as you just don't show any fear it's like yeah guys are really comfortable around their personal armed guards which is a center yeah I like these guys. My favorite my favorite reach my favorite deaths are when the blood matter account will report

that cop tragically died in pursuit of a suspect on foot. It's like you mean you had a fucking yeah you mean he just blew a fucking a order well asked to run for half a block well like playing on everybody like the resisting charge is such bullshit because like everybody's afraid of the police now because everybody except for like you know 300 pound white guys that like work at the local mill that doesn't exist anymore so I don't know that but like you know like an engineer isn't afraid of them but everybody else if the cops starts talking to you go into like panic mode immediately. I actually when we were touring in Virginia we got pulled over and I fucking panic because

he'd been in the car vaping out of a packs which really fucking smells in the car it does and I was hauling ass down a hill and I got to eighty seventy nine miles an hour and it was a seventy one hour gone back to I know I wish I had this guy pulls me over but I pull over on the wrong side of the road like into the middle he was like pull over and he pulled me over but he looked at me and he was like this guy is like just a scared dad that like has never been pulled over before and I was just sitting in a car like I just I sure wish I hadn't done that and he let me let us go oh my God yeah man fucking blue lies motherfucking magic you just have to act scared of them that's how you deal with the

police now is when they show up you have to go they want they want to see you submit to them yes they want to be God for a minute they want you to show them your belly yeah there's all those there's that kid in a this happened a few years ago and I totally got forgotten this kid in in Miami I believe got like grabbed by the scruff by a cop and like planted on the pavement and arrested and roughed up because he gave him a quote hateful look yeah that was the cops testimony we had a guy here at him wrong we had a guy here that said the guy was talking shit to him and he was on the ground handcuffed so the guys the cops stomped on the back of his head and it was on camera people the video circulated

and that guy's back on duty in the same neighborhood and he also had shot another guy he pulled up they do this summer policing program here we're playing close police drive around and unmarked cars and try to bust drug that goes well and they jumped out of the car and this fucking guy took off running because he was like these two guys are chasing me with fucking guns and they shot him in the back and the same cop also kicked the guy in the back of the head he's like been a problem people Zach Rosen people know his name in town and he's still works he's like he hasn't been in trouble yet and it's fucking I had to quit going to my favorite New York style pizza place because they were raising money for that guy I had

a picture of him sitting on a horse with a black girl standing like next to the horse like a little kid and I was like what the fuck I love all the like every time that there's like a cop just like unloads a fucking bazooka into a child on a tricycle there's just like a totally organic story where it's like a cop played a pick up basketball game with a child I don't know look at this cop doing the shoot dance we have a cop dude we have a Columbus police cop now that's a dancing cop and he goes to all the rap concerts and dances we got one of our boys and blues here tonight he comes out and does the dougie and shit have you guys you guys seen the video the FBI agent at the bar like he's like doing

that he's he's does a backflip and his gun falls out of his pocket and hits this poor woman and like if you see I did more recently than the the turn FBI agent have you guys seen the it's been going around Twitter the video of the the hort cop yeah in uniform at a club just like taking his phone out like just on the IG just getting a video of just an ass it's funny this guy in full uniform just doing that because her ass is like a foot in front of him yeah just puts his phone up but it's like that's such a weird thing to do yeah like even I'm a horny guy we're all horny guys sure the urge to be in public like I got to get this ass yeah hey guys it's like this fucking cop sees the ass he's

like you know this one's pretty great but I'm not I know I'm not gonna be able to remember it stop being able to remember things like last year I don't know what happens I need a blurry video that in fucking perfect if that if that cop gets in trouble though and they show the video that someone else recorded of him recording someone's ass at the club I guarantee you his defense will be the same as the Van Dyke guy who just got found guilty of killing Laquan McDonald his defense said yes we all saw the video of you just like this guy was clearly walking away or just like in no way lunging towards you from ten yards away with a three inch knife you shot him like I don't know how many times sixteen

times sixteen times yes first of all Van Dyke testified that he was shooting at the knife no oh no he said he was trying to shoot it out of his hand like the academy like a useful bill or something they train you to on speed your your majesty I actually have slow motion ability I am able to go into bullet time I call it cop mode I was doing I was curving the bullet as in the shown in the film I wanted yeah it's like he's that guy's such a shit head that he found a way to be convicted as a cop I mean by a Cook County jury you fucking idiot the only way that was sort of happens because there was video of all of it and even that is not a guarantee event not at all because of a reporter and an activist in Chicago got

together to leak it and get it out there it was going to be fucking buried forever and we know for a fact that Rahm Emanuel kept it hidden for a year so that it wouldn't come out before his reelection Jesus and that's probably I think why he's not searching another term because he's knows that that's still a time bomb if there's like a like a smoking gun proof that he held that back he's going to blow up all over again and it's just going to shit all destroy his career so he's trying to go out on top so yeah we saw that video right and it's it's you know unarguable what happens on it yeah however in addition to him testifying that I was trying to shoot at the knife his defense said to like the

jury like you know yeah you saw the video but we are arguing that the video is is irrelevant to the matter at hand because the video doesn't show what he saw from his perspective so the ASCOP will just be like yeah that video of me filming that woman twerking in the club you didn't see what I was seeing yeah from my perspective I was I was making an ocular assessment those asses might have been filled with explosives I was I was I was looking for any identifying tattoos so that I could report it to the vice squad the horny thing that has been making me laugh lately is that but right after that stormy Daniels thing it came out that the Columbus Police Department had been doing a long term undercover sting on all

the strip clubs in town that was like us going to a strip I would pay hundred quality control it would be a hundred dollars for fucking alcohol and lap dancing yeah I get a fucking taxpayer funded strip to the strip club at the end of which they get to arrest everyone yeah yeah just disgusting watch commander I have tactically ascertained that I think several of the dancers actually like me as a person I got a shot at this she she commented on how square my body was I have created perfect tactical square perfection so I can ascertain myself into my tactical jobs Charger permission to bring an M249 SW with overwatch from eight ten warthogs over mr. titties six fucking months investigating to see if strip clubs

are given hand jobs in the fucking back room and then not only do you have this happens abuse of power vice crew then they decide that they're going to do a literally politically motivated hit these guys basically deputize them to Donald Trump and said we're going to help you mr. president because we love you so much we're going to take this lying bitch who's getting you in trouble with her accusations and we're going to fucking make her look less credible so they literally just entrapped her so that they could discredit her allegations that's just like a fucking that's that is literal fashion it was naked it what I wonder like I would love to hear like how this all how because they didn't

really talk about how it all went down because the Columbus police department most police departments they don't have to tell you shit you know when they arrest somebody they don't have to make anything public and I just don't even know how they got away with being like we're going to go arrest stormy Daniels you know what a fucking idiot what a fucking bunch of idiots well they don't even because it's illegal here there's like the strip club laws here are really like like they're really specific it's like you're not allowed to like put your finger on a nipple and they're like oddly specific so I think that it just they were waiting to see one of these come one of these people trip up and it didn't take

much to arrest her if that was wild though that was insane I it was retaliatory I think yeah 100% I mean you if you're a vice cop you have to be a Trump guy like it's a hundred percent a Trump guy think about that mindset of vice cop is just like a guy who wanted to be a national review bathroom sicko writer but was somehow too stupid for that he's like a guy who's obsessed with sickos I'll do whatever it takes to find the sicko I'll lick the bottom of the bathroom floor trace the sickos it's like are you sure you know you're you're fine you know look within maybe they spend all their time just being fucking tyrants like extorting sex workers you mean the most pig-ish pieces of shit they're like I'm doing it for

you know my kids that I don't have but you know God willing one day but yeah no absolute swine I don't think anybody I do think like if you went around and asked like a hundred people 99 of them would say get rid of the vice the vice squad on any police department because it's the I mean like it's nothing they don't they do they provide zero service to anybody all right so that is but an appetizer for our little taste of the Chapo Street Fight collab that will be happening Wednesday night here in Columbus Ohio at the Athenaeum Theater honestly you're in Columbus if you were just in Ohio yeah I mean it's the same area it's equidistant two hours nowhere in Ohio is more than two hours away from so I'm gonna be lazy

not to drive you should be here I'm honestly disappointed if you don't come I drove to Cleveland last Monday to see a concert and I definitely hope that my old DSA sincey peeps come out DSA sincey come out to you Matt I would like to say hi to all this is a there's a homecoming in a lot of ways because finally we are coming home to Street Fight Columbus Ohio where it all started time is a flat circle yep so yeah Brett and Brian it's great to be with you it'll be better to be with you on Wednesday night yeah on stage hell yeah so tickets still available the link for that will be in the show description as well as the link for free Darius now hell yeah fundraiser please this guy does not deserve to be no

way out I'm sort of a mental psychiatric hospital for the rest of his life petty it's cruel I'm in in the rough we can use him so without further ado I now present to you Chapo trap house presents Rod Dreher's the Exorcist live in Pittsburgh okay so I mentioned that in the second act of tonight's show we would be returning to a member an all-star of the Chapo Mithos folks I'm talking about Rod Dreher how many y'all like Rod Dreher he's been as Matt said quiet lately like the like the Golden State Killer yes when you know it some in stress 3.com results some interesting information oh no that's not the that's not the basis of this of this column this is a Rod column that really takes you on a journey it's really

pretty special and I'm thrilled to share it with you here tonight this is from just earlier this week the post at americanconservative.com is simply titled Nathan's story hard to tell where this one is going to go but it really my interest is Pete it really takes you there I really hope it was just that he was fooled by Nathan fielder that begins and ends there because I don't like the idea of him telling someone's life story is about bringing back firefly Nathan Philly maybe none of my co-hosts know what this is or where it's going by the way so I'm the only one you're watching us here for the first time yeah I'm the only one who possesses the secret Rod knowledge well I don't know about that okay this is

how it begins what if Rod was one of us just as sicko like one of us just a stranger in the bathroom just a stranger in the bang bus like the rest of us okay it begins like this I've had these two stories open on my browser for a few days now I'm going to go destroying my other hard drives one is in an incognito tab I'm going to go ahead and post them as a preface for something very strange the first one is about a rash of cattle mutilation out in rural Arizona oh boy you know that's the most fucked up porn taste I have ever heard and he's quoting from this article a cow and bull were both killed overnight an ear cut off a section of hide detached the scrotum and penis carefully removed the vaginal cavity

gone the blood drained he's just describing the operation of a slaughterhouse no discernible tracks were found near the carcasses which were lying near an infrequently traveled road little blood was found on the ground and the cow was wedged up into a tree as if trying to escape from something by the way the I think the news site he's getting this from is cryptid facts dot com no it's actually from I'm sorry we have to go back does he think that when they're scared cows hide in trees it would certainly appear that way is not from the Midwest he's from the south he's from Louisiana yeah all he knows is gumbo the end they look they were wedged up into a tree as if trying to escape from something

I mean this is not rod writing this is not rod writing by the way this is cryptid news and fact report dot com in his decades of living in the scrubby pinion juniper forest north of Williams the 66 year old mahan has raised horses and small herds of cattle and seen animals killed by predators such as mountain lions and coyotes he has witnessed scavengers such as ravens and vultures picking at carrion but never has he witnessed the deliberate dismemberment he saw last week for people to come out and purposely kill and mutilate an animal for their own pleasure is just unreal it's sickening he said as he tucked his weather beaten hands into his well-worn pockets okay that's a little journalism where they're like trying to try

to be a little too right early there were your hands in his pocket perhaps they were very spiffy you don't know this is a brand new silvage denim city slicker like it this is why they have to stop making movies about journalists just this guy from like you know the hog spit press is just like oh I'm like the spotlight guy especially since every time some pencil neck fucking journalist tries to describe any fucking like white working class guy they end up just describing a tom of finland painting I can't I can't believe muscular hands and ripped biceps I can't believe somebody would torture and kill an animal for their own pleasure he said walking into outback steakhouse there was a twinge and

sadness in the steelworkers voice but elation as he said we work hard we play hard the state inspector who is investigating this said this isn't random the people who were doing this I would say our professionals he said they know what they are doing wait wait wait wait professional cow professional cow vagina remove yeah that's that's the Kansas City mob that's the only thing they do anymore I need a barrel full of cow pussies you understand me you show up at the fucking bus station at downtown Kansas City there's a guy at a trench go go want to buy a cow pussy I did like like that he's putting a mob bosses putting hits out on cattle and bulls I want that pussy on my desk by tomorrow morning okay so that

that's the first story that Rod had on his browser window this is the second and this is Rod again the second item is this description of a new show coming up this month on Netflix the chilling adventures of Sabrina a darker take on the Archie comics character he's doing the same he all right I yeah I also know where this is going but I'm gonna let you're a fucking pro the chilling the chilling adventures of Sabrina a darker take on the Archie comics teenage witch character excerpt from a story about it now this is the excerpt not Rod the series which stars Kiernan Shipka who played Don Draper's daughter on Mad Men as the titular orphan daughter of a warlock and a human begins with Sabrina Spellman's

16th birthday on the horizon a milestone for which kind in which like a demonic bat mitzvah every witch or warlock must participate in a ritual that includes signing your name and blood in Satan's autograph book so like a bat mitzvah and subsequently going off to what is essentially Hogwarts from hell for Sabrina however the choice becomes a dilemma she's half mortal too and while her father was a half mortal something either dies or it fucking doesn't so my mother my mother was a mortal and my dad is a warlock so I get my eye of newt at 711 I have mortal not in the literal sense of mortality but in a way to categorize the non magically inclined yeah see this is race science I don't approve

of it thank you thank you witch finder Texas I think the concept is rather clear I don't think you need a Wikipedia so going on it says the new teaser certainly drives home the fact that this is this darker redo of the cheerful 90s sitcom Sabrina the Teenage Witch is coming from the makers of Riverdale the dark streets old timey cars and trio of cool girls and matching outfits all keep it in the same universe as the hit cw show but now isn't Riverdale just like soft-courtine porn like gay porn but it's like it's like dark Archie essentially the dark Archie yeah wait it's my man does my man does he is my dark Archie that's a tough question Riverdale with this audience everybody swarm him swarm

him what do you think that's what cw programming it's okay if you're gay Ron calls it cheerful but do you think Rod also approved of the 90s TGIF Sabrina the Teenage Witch because I highly doubt it I would think he thought the idea of a talking cat was anti-biblical I'm sure Rod has an article that's like but really how can Clarissa explain it all so it says just the end of the description of the CW says but now Beelzebub is here in the seven foot tall angry goat flesh and thankfully animatronic Salem has been replaced by an actual cat Hail Satan okay this way how do they make an actual cat talk okay here's where we get back to be CGI involved here's where they get back to Rod's actual commentary this

is Rod breaking in he goes okay the mainstreaming of Satanism and pop culture whether you believe this has nothing this has to do with spiritual realities or is merely symbolic is undeniably culturally significant uh-huh the Guardian being the Guardian suspects that this new wave of pop occultism of which Sabrina is but only one example is a manifestation of the political wait what what is what is his church he's an orthodox Christian aren't they supposed to not I mean like my people believe that Satan is like walking around and buying a bus ticket we have a very literal interpretation but is this even this is not canon for orthodox people is what I'm asking I wish I knew anything about the orthodox church I think like regardless

what denomination Rod is or isn't he's gonna switch around a few more times in his life but he he has a 19th century interpretation of Satan which is like a mean guy who tricks you into being horny yeah you know what it is he went on tumblr and he found half of bushwick reading tarot cards and he's like oh this has got to stop yeah I know about the greek orthodox church is that they do communion with euros correct is that wrong yeah so yeah it's hard it's hard to worship in there because they keep all these exotic birds they have that they have Jesus on the cross but he's always turning under a heat lamp when the when the proof when the priest is reading scripture he's like yeah I want

to be fucking crucified dude I'm not gonna I'm gonna skip over this guardian article because it's basically just about how witchcraft and it's cool and witchiness is being adopted by young women is kind of a symbol of you know feminism and female power etc etc I would hear it's the same the dark lord which is good and cool just the last quote from this guardian article says when you break society's conforming rules as young women as young women are you are punished the witch is an icon to help young women be strong in the face of the pushback they get every day so for me these new shows are heartening yes even the horror films okay now we're back to rod those first two things that I just

talked about this is all a preamble to where the story is actually going this is like the prologue to this post he goes well I agree with Harrington that the occult boom is a sign of the times what it signifies is another matter I'd say now that's a setup for me to tell you about a strange telephone call I received yesterday what is this grandpa simpson ass article where is it going oh no someone called up and offered me the time life books on the occult I think it was the else above I've hesitated about whether or not to blog about it don't blog about it did yeah yeah this man has never hesitated before blogging about anything he's a poster the caller an old friend from whom I hadn't heard in a decade or so gave me permission to blog

about it as long as I kept names and identifying details out of the story his name was flan flood or its I loved like ten years like this is true detective it's getting the the investigating duo back together to scour the AMC bathrooms so he goes he said others may draw hope from it he wasn't exactly sure why he felt the urge to call me about the matter but he did back around Nathan as I as I'll call my friend I forgot about Nathan it's been so long we even discussed Nathan I completely lost the lead Amber we need to talk about Nathan here's the back dog recipe it's not as good as it used to be here's the background Nathan is a devout Catholic who lives in a major U.S. city and who works in a for sophisticated

professional milieu he is in early middle everyone wears tuxedos to work he is in early middle age a husband and a father he and his family go to mass daily and confession weekly to go to fuck a jail I'm sorry you go to mass two days in a row and you go to a camp I don't think that's too crazy to say that's Felix's me and my cousin character you know we went really like you literally you would have to skip a major meal yeah dude we got to fuck Kate up this nephew okay guys that's the background this is all the preamble are you ready for this turn here's where he drops it Nathan started his story with a jaw dropping line for the past year my wife has been under the care of an exorcist he never disappoints

right I've never had that particular fetish but I get it have you considered Lancaster Varen father Rod sometimes you do you think it's just being cocked by some guy that wears vest went for their fucking yeah but I was about to say like what are the odds that she's like oh honey I would love to go but I have to see my exorcist I have to go on a cruise with my exorcist he thinks that the ocean will draw Satan out of me my wife's exorcist John Redcorn okay I don't I don't know Nathan's wife as well as I know him well have you tried putting on a habit or something but I can tell you that she is worldly and sophisticated even as she is devout all right she is one of the last people you would imagine having

a problem like this I can't believe I got possessed I got 1600s on my SATs like I love like that only bad people get possessed it's very Protestant which one of us is the least likely to be possessed as it's not Will it's not Amber it might be me or Matt I think or Felix I don't know it's definitely it's probably you you would probably annoy the demons too much can you imagine you would shit it out can you imagine I think will is the most likely to be possessed why I don't know because you're a curious man I think you would be you would but you would we're on this tour I guarantee you're going to go to some antique store and purchase a strange lamp or vial and just be like oh this is that's cool I just drink it

yeah you're the nicest guy and you like antiques I feel like Virgil like he would get possessed but the demon would like his internal monologue would defeat the demon like all right all right we need our living room water that's got to be a different consistency than the bedroom water because you're in a different oh Jesus is the prince of lies nice ad hominem yeah why don't you try some facts and Satan is just like his walk the zoo zoo shows back up in hell and Satan's like you were supposed to be possessing that guy for a longer time he's like yeah I can't spend that much time in the bathroom man okay let's get let's get back to a Dreyer's friend's wife getting plowed by a guy in a bishop's hat okay Nathan

told me the story of how things came to this point I won't give you too many details out of an abundance of caution is he holding a flashlight under his chin when he's writing this it was on a night just like this one this is the worst meeting in the midnight society because it turns out that his wife had an eating disorder as a teenager and tried to kill herself twice back then now in the middle of her life depression returned but with certain strange characteristics that seemed yeah maybe because you got a mass every day you fucking freak he says now in the middle of her life this is this is what I love someone like just imagining what this marriage must be like and he goes now in the middle of her

life depression returned but with certain strange characteristics that seemed off he began to despise religious things in an inexplicable way again he said they go to mass daily what fucking sane person wouldn't get sick of that shit I'm entirely sick of the fucking Marvel movies and I see like three of those a year you imagine if you had to watch like an Ant-Man movie every fucking day which is the exact number of times you should go to mass yeah you don't have to go to mass daily there's no no instruction to do that like twice a week is crazy no I think James Joyce used that as like a footnote for someone who is an extreme Irish nationalist you know much you're in like an occupied territory there's no reason

to go to that much church I'm pretty sure you don't get extra grace for going to mass every day you get to go to the mezzanine section of heaven with the free open bar like in here can you imagine what their marriage is like like I cannot believe you're gonna find out by the way guys there's a lot there's there's a lot more of this to go so like I gotta get through this so she goes when she went to a quote healing mass there was a manifestation that indicated something dark and alien was at work at in her Catholic exorcists today work in a professional way ruling out all other medical possibilities to explain the behavior before they start the exorcism of Nathan's wife has not been a single event

but has required multiple sessions which are still going on yeah daddy the exorcism of Nathan's wife that's a good porno name by the way Nathan Nathan has been part of the rituals he watches and cries in the corner he told me that eight different spirits have manifested themselves through his wife yeah a strange a strange being possessed my wife and told me that she wanted me to make her come once eight different spirits have manifested themselves through his wife he's been at this long enough now to discern which one is which they revealed through the rituals that they entered into his wife's family through her grandfather who was involved with the occult in a ritualistic way I hate it when my family

brings their work home I love it when I just get shitfaced to watch her and then call Roger here and crying but going back when he says Catholic exorcists are professional there's no such thing as a Catholic exorcist right because the they have announced exorcism they have not they have not they have not oh my god get on that they still do it they still do it and I like to make American evangelical Protestants look modern no but like I said no it's more professional it's like you show up and it's like that looney tunes cartoon you and the demon both punch in and say morning Sam morning bells above very professional okay Nathan said that depending on which evil spirit manifests in a particular moment his

wife's face is there is no there's Patrick I need to finish this he says Nathan said that depending on which evil spirit manifests in a particular moment his wife's face contorts into expressions that he has never seen in her despite their nearly two decades of marriage yeah she's smiling she's smiling grimacing all the time literally just describing being married to Robin Williams this is the worst thing this is like every fucking day this woman this poor woman has had to go downstairs and her husband has his back facing her and reading her the options for breakfast in Latin this is just like I yeah I wonder I wonder if anything about the marriage has her depressed no it's got to be the eight demons she's basically

doing she's basically doing like some sort of demonic fucking improv show it's like I need I need one of the kings of hell and a profession mind you right if you're going to be in the audience don't try to take away from the show remember it's yes and mind you Nathan is one of the least who friends I have yeah goes to church every day of his life again he works as what you might call a symbolic analyst in a very worldly occupation and lives in one of the biggest I don't know what the fuck advertising right so he goes wait he has a lot of shapes and colors triangle square circle another circle that's totally normal he goes as a church at five of the afternoon on a Tuesday is just him and Benito Mussolini's

grandmother so he goes he has been a faithful Catholic for as long as I've known but not especially interested in that mystical side of the faith once you've seen reality through the eyes of spiritual warfare he's told me yesterday you can't go back it's everywhere okay here we go he told me other detailed stories including accounts of bizarre poltergeist things happening in their apartment and his wife being unable to stand the presence of blessed objects and then in parentheses in parentheses a classic sign of possession yeah I mean I brought home I brought home general Franco's skeleton for us to worship and she hated it this bitch is possessed again readers he goes again readers if you knew these people

Nathan and his wife you would be even more shocked by all of this you are now this is the kind of family that takes European vacations and lives a sophisticated cosmopolitan life in Europe yeah live the final this is a family who goes to lords and yet this horror has overtaken them don't call it that she's got needs the wife goes through periods in which she hears foul blasphemies and feels compelled to commit suicide in the exorcism sessions Nathan says the demons under compulsion from the exorcist speak of these things in particular how they intend to destroy Nathan's wife and her and family life you know far be it for me to endorse the Episcopalians but maybe it's time to take a step down to a lower church

just like anything literally anything just be yeah whatever be a fucking Unitarian like I make fun of them but like it's nice to like you know give blankets to poor people or whatever they do not like this at least they're probably coming you know yeah like the worst thing Unitarians do is like be on real sex episodes yeah this is when awful when will she be free of them the exorcist can't say the fight continues in regular sessions in our long phone conversation yesterday three sessions a day in our long phone conversation yesterday Nathan says that this ordeal has taught him about the power of prayer and the church's weapons against these things he knows that his wife is not his enemy despite the things that sometimes

come out of her mouth and he is resolved to hold firm to fight for her through his prayers and to help her be free of these malicious intelligent spirits I like the idea that there's just malicious dumb spirits fucking with people yeah they possessed my wife and she kept saying things like you know if I win the lottery first thing I'm doing is buying a fucking limo and showing up to my old high school Nathan is the sort of man who would have been played by Jimmy Stewart or Jack Lemon in the 1950s. Can you imagine that that's the worst movie ever made the man who loved church awesome dude let me tell you right now my wife she can fit so many evil spirits inside of her you don't even know this wife here you can

put 15 20 evil demons inside of her it's amazing please please please buy her please he told me that having entered into this world he has learned that more and more ordinary people like him and his wife are turning to exorcists that's a good side for a social society I think like if you want to talk like like just like a gauge for how you're doing as a civilization how many people are consulting exorcists seems like a good like you know short he has come to see the demonic attacks on marriage and family are increasing and he wants people to know there is hope but laying claim to that hope requires recognizing the nature of the battle I don't know how I would do if I were in a situation in which I would

be lying in bed at night and my wife blurted out I hate you oh my god oh my god I can't imagine a world I can't imagine a world where my wife yells I hate you instead of just muttering it quietly oh my god this is the worst thing you oh my god oh word from the wise just pretend to be asleep oh my god this fucking woman must be a demon who else could it be I imagine you're lying in bed at night and your wife blurt out I hate you and then started growling in an otherworldly voice that's Nathan's reality now that sounds like that sounds like a bit by the way supposed to be a hopeful message that sounds like a pitch for a CBS sitcom if he's a he's a good church going man she's possessed by a demon if she if she is like

you know depressed obviously tremendously resents her catholic psycho husband if she's like as a gag like why don't I just pretend to be possessed and growl at him she fucking rocks like she's this woman fucking rocks coming coming to CBS this fall my wife the lesion by the way I love it okay he's he's lying okay imagine this you're lying in bed in the middle of the night I don't know where your wife blurts out I hate you and then starts growling I think what he interprets is growling is just the sound of her vibrator she starts humming in a weird frequency that's she's possessed by eight demons the worst of which is named Hitachi we're making fun of these people but that I don't know they seem like

they're really enjoying life though they're basically living in a D&D game just coming back in the super market is saying oh I think I think my bad boy was a drow that's Nathan's reality now what what he is not afraid wait record scratch does this ever come back to the horse vaginas no no the cow vaginas rather oh yeah you know you ever do that you accidentally like paste your L of something you're jacking off to because I honestly don't I mean I'm assuming he's claiming that these cow dissections are satanic ritual yeah what what he's saying and with the first the prologue is that like there's just a rise in occultism and demonic activity I'm sorry I'm sorry but cattle mutilations are not the workers say this they are UFOs

everyone fucking knows this cattle mutilations are classic fucking we're in activity there is a hard fantasy sci-fi divide in this podcast yes it's a sci-fi versus fantasy world and everyone knows that cattle mutilations are aliens not fucking satanic why do aliens want to mule a cows they don't move that quickly and aliens are lazy as always the true synthesis of these two you know these two belief systems halo where the aliens are real but they're very religious and are in fact named the covenant I accept that satanist aliens got it there you go we get it wide open Pollock Felix is the best Marxist among us I'm just a dealmaker I love making deals I just made one that's what's oblation is just making deals yeah that

was this is NAFTA renegotiate renegotiate okay so wait sidebar he renamed the NAFTA did you see this what no renegotiated NAFTA it's a good deal however he renamed it the US Mexico Canada and he didn't say deal but you know that he wanted to agreement he said the US Mexico can't agree because North North American free trade agreement was too bulky he just had to put list every country that was involved because he forgot and you know he wanted to say deal well I mean wait hang on Canada US Mexico the come agreement okay back to Nathan this is this is Nathan's reality now and he is not afraid he has to play his really afraid and he should be if he's not he's either terrified or full of shit not being afraid yeah there

are eight demons in my wife who sleeps next to me every night but I'm not afraid buddy you don't really think there are eight demons living next to you every night yeah so he goes rationalizing getting cocked he has to play his part in rescuing his tormented wife dude just give her a divorce if you want to fucking rescue you're heard from her torment for the love of God let this woman be who I should say oh this is great this is this is a great line from Rod he has to play his part in rescuing his tormented wife who I should say fully consents to the exorcism she wants to be free of this too that's the first time Rod has ever taken the idea of consent seriously that sounds like one of those poly couples where

the guy is like yeah my wife is totally into it what Nathan's wife is going through now is like what director William Friedkin a non-Christian witnessed and filmed in his recent documentary The Devil and Father Amorth okay he goes on to talk about this new William Friedkin documentary I mean I'm a big fan of The Devil and Father Jones it's a great movie so he basically just goes on here to share another letter from a friend of mine who met the devil when he went down to Georgia and challenged her to a fiddle contest hey oh really quick in this whole article Rod vouching for Nathan's credibility has just been oh this is a guy I am with sometimes and he called me on the telephone after ten years of no contact and this really just shows

how American he is his real vouching is he works with symbols so he can't just be a crank yeah ampersand percent sign pound sign even sometimes a euro sign that circle with the line through it that indicates you shouldn't do something you know my friend invented the tilt key I just I love how Rod responds to like any stimulus at all like you really that's really like only child magic I mean I know he's not an only child but it's like just anything he's given he's able to create worlds like if you showed him kingdom hearts can you imagine what he would do the walls are breaking down goofy his met Sephiroth anything would drive him insane he's so awesome so that that is the story of Nathan and his wife however if

you were a fan of Rod Dre are like I am you know the real gems are in the comments oh yeah yes yes first comment your mother sucks cock and hell these are the sweet meats you know it's like a rod column is like a stay or like a fucking like like a pork shank or something and then this is like the fucking the thyroid these are the people who write him letters and call him on the telephone in the middle of the night to be like Rod my wife is fucking the devil okay I want to read this comment the encounter I'm about to describe happened six years ago oh boy I'm disabled and can't drive any longer okay I rely on friends and paratransit for the disabled to get around but six years ago I still took

the bus fairly often a driver was moved from another route to the one I used the most often there was an intangible coldness to the woman which I cannot recall ever having been in the presence of before okay this bus driver bus driver let me at all did not tell me to have a good day I tried thanking her numerous times I tried hailing her numerous times and she gave me nothing okay so he goes um and she enjoyed driving half a block past a waiting rider we're stopping half a block short particularly in winter weather and most of all if the waiting passenger was obviously limited in mobility that's a classic demon move I like that you know that's a demon I like how you know a report of of demonic activity is just a shitty

Yelp review for these people I experienced a horrible encounter while in middle school a young man slapped all the books out of my hand god damn imagine how many demons John Pederis encounters in a daily basis my snippers order was half an hour late clearly the work of Beelzebub so she goes I mentioned her to one of the paratransit drivers who looked at me with dread on her face she told me that Frida no kidding was president of the local driver's union there we go people were afraid of her there it is there it is we love Frida if you're a member of a union you might be possessed by the devil if you go I have a block pass to stop when you're driving a bus you might be possessed by the devil any working

class hero is now automatically a demon a surly bus driver who's not kissing your ass is now a demon yeah God bless this woman this kid this kid who works at McDonald's jacked off in a cops big Mac he must be possessed by the devil I just like the idea of a bus with a sign at the front that just says do not accuse the driver of being possessed by a demon so it goes here one day I tried a little test on Frida I tried a little test on Frida before I went for the bus I took down a wall crucifix and placed it in the inner pocket of my jacket my trip to Walmart was uneventful it looks like she's carrying a sawed off shotgun under her like bubble goose jacket so it goes here no convulsions or shrieks

from Frida however when the bus returned and I boarded to go home Frida seemed incapacitated she sat behind the wheel as as though in a trance and her eyes shut and head moving back and forth this woman whom I never noticed at whom I never noticed a human emotion was moaning as though she was in agony I know it's anecdotal people can dismiss it for yeah sure here's the best part I know it's anecdotal people can dismiss it perhaps she'd just been assailed by minstrel minstrel cramps I love Catholics I love them that's very accurate because that is literally how the idea of exorcism began it was whippin on their fucking period it do be like that though yeah oh my it could it could have just been minstrel cramps but

I wonder last last I recommend find this bitch and like buy her a big present or something last critical support for Frida last I recommend hostage to the devil by Malachi Martin it's the hardest book emotionally and spiritually I have ever read if you lack confidence in Jesus Christ it's probably best that you avoid it there's been so much Catholic magic in the past month like Supreme Court Conor McGregor but this is why I love Catholics because like they like evangelicals like they're like oh we have to adapt to the modern world and they're like we made our church an app like Catholics try to live in the modern world and just like fit all their dumb ass concepts in there and just like just hearing them like

go about their day and encounter like people who don't like them and be like Satan and like see somebody with jam on their hands oh dude fucking he's getting stigmata there you go yeah oh oh getting mad at getting making a face after you receive a 5% tip that's the work of Satan though the specs this gives me like a deep visceral sympathy for Frida because it just makes me think of the last real job I had with where I became a podcaster which was I worked at Barnes and Noble and I before I got moved to the info desk which I was very good at and I actually kind of enjoyed I was read I was at the cash register for hours and I would get so bored and frustrated that I would slowly just kind of lose it and

by like hour three or four I would just be almost vibrating with frustration that I was there and I would just be like just angry and I would just have to like consciously suppress my desire to just scream about how awful this was just standing here and doing the same thing it's like it was the worst job in the world because it was a combination of the mundane sort of factory reality of like working on an assembly line and then like having to smile at people at like having a customer service job it was the worst of both worlds and I just imagine if doing that somebody would come up to me and start flicking holy water in my face I don't think I would have reacted well I like when I was thinking like this

week I was talking about like different like dumb liar guys with my friends and I was thinking about this guy who at my old job of being a bouncer who he would come to when I would bounce in the back near the bathroom he would just hang out there and he was like the type of like dumb liar guy who like befriends the manager of a bar so you like really can't tell him to fuck off. What's wrong with that that's cool. And he would just like. He gets free drinks.

Every time. He's literally disrupted being a bar patron. Yeah he's awesome but every time a woman walk by he'd be like yeah fuck her. And he said just yeah she sings. But there was one one time the most distinct memory I have of him is this woman like said oh you know hi whatever the fuck this guy's name was and when she was out of your shot he goes yeah dude I almost fucked her but then my friend texted me that she had herpes and I just left and it's great because you know that story is a lie like why would you

lie about that but it was just like just six seven hours of the time these like mind-numbing interactions and yeah I would just stare at one point on like an outlet plug for five hours just being like this is killing yourself just because you feel like this now there's like the rest of your life this is this is Felix's version of once I had a job that's been a while I had this idea the other day we all love Rod and we all love the police we all love Rod and we all love the letters that people write to Rod that he includes as post scripts on his articles and I wanted to do with this kind of long-term troll where I would endear myself to Rod by just writing him an email saying oh you know I'm a good

Catholic I go to Mass 24-7 I live in Mass and you know I just got some issues going on and basically just write him in name letters that seem plausible and I mean like most of these don't seem plausible and just eventually it devolves and just starts including quotations from Chairman Mao and I would encourage all of you to just do that everybody if you have some free time just befriend Rod just tell him what's on your mind but make everything magical you know like oh you're really mad at your boss but your boss is a secret gremlin why not all right guys that was William Menaker presents choppo trap house the exorcist starring Rod Dreher and Nathan Pittsburgh Pennsylvania that is it for us tonight thank you guys so

much Pittsburgh you guys fucking rock we are choppo trap house thank you guys so much cheers everybody good night