CheapShow - Ep 485: Trinket Wanderers (Mono)

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

(Mono Edition) Sometimes, CheapShow is inspired by the random discoveries they find in the odd corners of the internet. This week is prime example of that. Paul has discovered something called https://worldwidesidewalkjoy.com that invites people to wander around their local area, picking up and dropping off random toys and trinkets to share with strangers. It’s a cute idea, and CheapShow wants in. After a look over the website’s global map, they realise that there are four of these trinket swap boxes in London, so why not go and find them? What this leads to is a reasonably fractious walkabout episode that invokes joy, rage and confusion. It in no way leads to an argument that was so unpleasant that it had to get cut from the show. Nope. Not at all. Will CheapShow survive this week’s episode? We guess you’ll have to listen and find out! See pics/videos for this episode on our website: https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-485-trinket-wanderers www.patreon.com/cheapshow If you want to get involved, email us at [e-mail] For all other information, please visit: www.thecheapshow.co.uk Like, Review, Share, Comment... LOVE US! MERCH Official CheapShow Magazine Shop: www.cheapmag.shop Send Us Stuff: CheapShow PO BOX 1309 Harrow HA1 9QJ

Oh, baby, I love your way. Every day. Hey, hey. Where's your what? My Frankie and your creature in the Black Lagoon. Where's your Frankie and your Creature in the Black Lagoon? Hello everyone. Welcome to Cheap Show.

Hello, go out of it. They demand answers. They demand answers, Mr. Silverman. This is inside baseball behind the beef curtain. No, you know you have to enter the rotor and make a request. to enter the House of Pickles. I'll do that now. You fucking, I'll do that now.

I'll call up. I'm going to call them up. Beep bot beep. Where's my phone? Beep bot beep. Ring, ring. Hello, yes. My name is Paul Gannon.

Yes, this is the House of Pickles booking line. How can I help you? Hello, I'd like to make a shorter point with Mr. E. Ellie. L.I. L.I Slaverman? Ellie Slatherman.

No, I'm sorry. You need the gentleman's personal number. We're in no way associated fiscally or legally with the entity known as L.I. L.L.I. Slaverman. Okay, hang on. Let me have got this wrong. Oh, Eli Silverman. Or him. This is a separate booking line

and it's only for, if you'd like, to visit the House of Pickles. The famous... Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I got your number from the Epstein files. It's like... Bum, boom, boom! Hello, well, up the cheap show. We're not doing your bit no more.

Fuck off. It was my bit. You've lost your little figures, haven't you? Tell them about your figures. I've lost my little figures. You had them in the house. He must put your bag. Let me take you back several years. Hello, I'm the sheep show. There was a Burger King happy meal. Whatever they call it, Burger King Kids meal. Yeah. What did they call it a Burger King? Something. Kids meal. The equivalent of McDonald's happy meal where he used to get toys. There was one in the 90s, which was Universal Monsters Action Play Kids. I got Frankie a number of years ago now and he had a translucent head and arms and I found the other day the creature from the Black Lagoon which we think

has a squirty water feature. I think it's got a squirty pump-pump action feature. It's certainly got some kind of pump the torso feature and now I don't know where I've put them it doesn't really matter does it? Well you did believe who at my place and they're probably in your bag aren't they because that's what you had the other day so have you checked your bag

because that was... There's my fucking bag for! Well there we go. Fucking mystery's over. Check him out though? Yeah, all right, well you know and I've checked it does say Burger King and it's got the logo on his foot. That's not what Cheap shows about this week. This week...

It is tat adjacent. And what we are doing today is we are sharing the joy of chat with London. Chat, tat and m'n-l-l-la. We are sharing the joy of chat. Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare?

All right? Aggie? Here's the thing. How? You know what mistakes are? Things I can edit out. It's harder to edit out when you do, though. No.

No, because I like... It brings down the general... The general... quality level of everything that I'm involved. Hello, I'm general quality. What's going on around here? What's this? The general quality of this harping is not good enough. Does it fall over?

General, general, it's private knobjoy here to... No conceptually, that doesn't even work with the idea I'm going with. Lieutenant Nobjoy. No, I'm private in the... Nobjoy's... Nob... I'm nobjoy. What's the general... What's the general quality of this toaster?

It's a bit old. It doesn't be at Russell Hart. That toast has been on fire. Has it? What? No general quality of that? To speak to what I was talking to Paul about earlier. Let's do that. We should actually just get on with the episode.

We, it's a Wednesday. And this comes out in two days. We're a little bit hyper. Do you know why? I think we both know the reason why we're a bit hyper. Coffee. Plus another chemical that's absent. Yeah, we'll be sorting that out later. Anyway, we are doing...

Do you know what I mean, though, Paul? Yeah. You know what I mean? I haven't even had a ripple. shouting. You're shouting. You make me shout. Why? Because your constant, the whole modus operandi is to fucking constantly aggravate, nudge, egg me, always, and it makes me shout. No. You're confused. You're confused with my modus operas operas-oper hogs-eye. What is that? Oh, I did a little fart. Anyway. We're out about to walkabout.

We're doing a walkabout today. And in, we're doing a walkabout today. Indeably imprompt you on because actually you know what fuck I always do cold long Opens. There's the credits we'll see you after the credits. All right you've had a couple of minutes of laughter is the fucking credits then we'll get a man I need weed That's what it comes out to Press the fucking credits Storces and words and phrases Two things I'm responsible for

I'm sorry I hate you I got fucking useful posse Jeep Ever wanted to know what your favorite podcast sounds like When they're not fucking inebrated Or with this special green herb Well this is what we're doing

So let me just, before we leave the house Let's settle what we're doing So a few weeks ago I was idling online Whilst at work And randomly came across a link to a website called Worldwide Sidewalk Joy

And I sent you the link And basically to just kind of give you a very broad strokes version of this. It's originally set up by a woman called Rachel, who lived in Oregon. She had a husband, kids, the whole lot, and she wanted things to do with their family. You know, that wasn't the TV.

Yeah, that's fine. I'm talking to them anyway, so that's fine. I don't hear it. I know, obviously, because you're in earshot. Don't garble it. Slow down. I'm being nice. You'll garble my nuts. You're not, suck my nuts. Slurp on these nuts.

Oh, my modus upper hogs eye. I'll fucking gobble it. It's what I'll do. Oppos? Now and now I'm on board. You changed it slightly. Oppus hogsye. Moeus is up a hogs eye? No, uppers. Up your hogs eye anyway.

That's it. That's it. I'm sorry to workshop this, but it is modus up your hogs eye. That stands the best. That's good. We'll keep that. Anyway, she liked the community in her area. She wanted to do things with their family.

And because in the area, they had things like the biggest hot dog. dog sign in the world or a little knick-knack shop kind of thing, which is great for tourists and communities. She wanted to do something similar. So she started up setting a little diorama near the front of her house that have little trinkets in. And then it's got a very long story short. The idea caught on and more people started putting up little boxes

near where they lived or in public areas where you can basically put a few trinkets to brighten up the place, take a few from them if you want and replace them. Basically it's a bit like the geocaching thing we did. but with this so she did the diarone. It's also like geocaching meets those

those share library boxes that you see popping up as well yeah yeah and that type of thing please take one or leave one or you know so she built I've seen those for like coats as well more for the homeless I believe but yeah they're like a bunch of warm coats and you can take one you can put one back

do what you like that's good I like it anyway you know what it is Paul it's um It's a micro-democratic. It's democracy just at not at the higher levels, which I believe we need to fight for and have as well, but actually on a sort of more local community level, you know? But also it's kind of is similar to in the UK,

the post boxes, the post office boxes that have the little knitted hats on with things like that, you know, which is kind of going on. That's without the exchange thing. That's more like a sort of mod modification, and a guerrilla art modification sort of thing. Yeah, but it's also a community kind of thing as well, right? So anyway, she worked with a guy called Grant to build this website using PDX flag or something. I don't know what that is.

But basically, it's a map. So if you go to the website now, which is worldwide... That must be like the map software used. Yeah. If you go to worldwide sidewalkjoy.com, you can go to a map, and it will tell you in your area if any of these things exist. So I thought I'd check it out and found out that London has four. And even better, two of them are right around the...

corner from here. That's what we're going to do today. We are going to run around London to these four locations and drop off a little trinket. All four. Is that the missions should be choose to accept? Yeah. All four? Are we committing to all four? That one out by barking. Where is it in fact? I'm going to look now. The map. I'm looking at the map. Join the map. Can I just have a little zoom in? You've got to use two fingers on it so. Oh, it's crashing. No, no. Can you go back? I hit something by mistake. I hit something by, where's the back? press back then, yeah, so hang on. So look, that's it in a nutshell, on that map. Use two fingers, get it in. So one is by barking. That's the furthest one out. That's what I'm looking at in terms of how difficult it's going to be in East Ham. You two fingers. I forget the two, yeah. Central Park, look at that. I've never been there. No. Mitchum Road, it's on.

So that's what we're going to do. Henneker Gardens. Yeah. So it must be in the park, to be fair. But what's the closest? Like a lot of these are on fences or attached to trees. I'm just looking where we go to to, to get there. Oh, well, that's. look on the different app. We're doing one stop at a time, basically. But what it's literally, I'd say, a 20 minute, 15 minute walk from here. Oh, we could go to East Am Station. But tell them about the tap. We need to, well, yeah, that's what we'll get into.

So we're going to pop to a little charity shop, or those little machines where you put a pound in and get a little egg out, and we're going to get four little trinkets to put in. Do you know what? What? They know me in that place around the corner, raise your voice foundation. Yeah. If the guy's there, I could get a load of stuff for like a couple of quid.

Should we pop there first? I go there and then he go, you know, because I donate and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he often just goes to three quid or whatever, and it's like a load of stuff. They've got a load of crap there. It just occurred to me. That's a good. Yeah, let's start there.

So, we are looking at this map. Oh, it's a bit hard to use with two fingers. I've noticed. Sorry, it is. I know. It's just because you're completely programmed by your phone screen and the way that it responds. So, yeah, there's one not around the corner from you. There's one.

Oh, it's closer to Hornsey Station. sorry, and then there's one near Finsbury Park yeah, by Highbury, not too far away from a Arsenal football ground, and then the last one is all that way out in East Town. So, theoretically... You're going to do the close ones first and the last one... Let's do them... Let's do Easton first,

and then do wood green, and then come all the way back here and do that, and then go that's the sensible plan, isn't it? And then I can't get me weed, can I? Oh my God! Weed. So that's what we're going to do. That is this week's episode We are going to drop off little trinkets

In these boxes And also I've brought Remember that printer from a few months ago I got It was in one of the Ali Express boxes That we got to give I reckon we print out a little picture of ourselves Yeah And then stick it in there as well

As a kind of cheap show's been here type thing Guerrilla Guerrilla, it's guerrilla advertising I've got pens yes it's guerrilla advertising I'm more surprised to be honest There aren't more in London And that how most of them are just like round the fucking corner from where you live.

I'm sure there are sort of public caches of tat and so forth. But that aren't perhaps involving this particular scheme. Yeah. Either way, that's what we are doing this week. So Eli is just going to get his bag together, get ready to go. I've got my bag. So... What would I forgot?

What do we always need? Plastic bags? Well, we're not having a picnic this week. We're not bringing anything like that long. Although, we have got a big box of... Oh, no! Why are you swinging that bag around of wet potatoes? Smell as well.

Wet potatoes. No, have a smell. Ugh. No, you know what? No, because I'll be sick in that bag. And then you're carrying them out my chunder. Oh, I can smell that from here. Why don't you do that?

Why don't you do that? I was in a good... I'll be sick in your sink. I'm sorry, God, that's bad. Bro. Right, let's get this show on the road, everyone. Fuck me. Right, we finally left the house.

I'm going to go to where is it again? Raise my voice foundation. No, it's not. It's R.M. It's the place for on the corner from you. You buy everything one when last minute you need to get stuff for the podcast, yeah? Well, there's other things I do there. Like?

Go there almost every day just to peruse and see if there's anything I love and want. It has a hugely high funk. I think it's one of these independent ones. Yeah. So that means, essentially, They run it, the volunteers who work there, they're basically in charge of, let's say a sort of slack procedure compared to some of the more corporate charity ones in terms of stuff getting onto the shelf.

But it should be a trinket heaven for us for what we're doing today, yeah? Absolutely, and hopefully if it's the lady, one of the ladies. I don't think it is, I popped in before. Was it the guy? Was it the young wiry guy who looks like a psychopath? haven't. That is the bald guy, I think it was. Yeah, the little chubby board guy.

He's my dude, man. Oh, he's your dude. Just be nice, yeah. Well, I'm always nice. Yes, so I can sort out. But long as it's no more than six quid, that's all the catch have got on me right now. Right, we'll go. Right, here we are.

I bet you we get a nice few things for less than six quid. Yeah. Well, let's bloody find out, shall we. Let me ask him how much it is. All right, we'll let you do all the deal. We're going to go in and grab some bits and we'll come out and tell you what we got. Well, I believe in common parlance, they call that Simples. Simples, we went in and that's the man. Right, that's the man. That's the man. Do you know I said to you?

There were two things that happened that I wasn't quite sure of. So one was, I was on the bus, and now that I'm talking about it, now it's not that interested. But let's hear it anyway, just as a warm up. You kept farting, then licking his lips. Like literally one would follow instantly by the other, so you hear her. Who was it? Just some guy. Just some guy sat behind me. Was you old? Yeah. He's like in a 60s, 17. and he was like doing this

it's like really burbly kind of and then he go and that's that but that guy I think I saw him fucking a loaf of bread because I was coming up the road and he was standing a corner and I thought he was being sick

because he had one arm up against the wall like this right and he was like doing this like moving his hips and I was like oh maybe he's being sick I won't look and I walked around and he had like a loaf by his like a used loafs

by his groin huge loaf Like half a hovers. Yeah. In a plastic sheet. And when I heard it, he was like holding it against his groin. And you're just doing this. Like bump and grind in it.

Now, he might have just been buying bread. He might have just been buying bread and felt nauseous and had to stand against the tree. Or something. Or war. But it looked like he was fucking a loaf of whole... It's probably something like that. What? Like what you thought.

Because it would fuck a loaf of bread in public. Filthy degenerate. at Crack Fiend. Anyway, we're walking. No, I have to buy energy drinks. Buy an energy drink then? Can you take some of this tank? Yeah, put it in my pocket.

Put it in my bag. I'll tell you what, how about I take pictures of it right now before you... Be careful with the porcelain. Well, it'll give you one thing at a time. One, two, little up there. I'll take pictures now so people know what we're putting away, all right? Job's done.

You go and get your red ball and I'll sort out this, all right? Yeah, I've got it. Christ Almighty. Right, well, anyway, success. We popped in. lady, we said a load to her. We told her we're getting some trinkets to leave in little boxes around London. She's seen very excited about it, so that's fun. But anyway, while Eli gets his energy drinks, I'm going to go ahead and take pictures of the items that we got on our website the Cheapestown.combe at UK, which you can look at things that we've done. No video for

this week's episode. Gannon can't be asked, so it's just an audio experience for your ears. Hope you enjoy it. I think it was fucking that loaf though, although I didn't see any sausage me if that makes sense. You know what I mean? Anyway, he was just holding against his belly while he was sick. I don't know. I see some weird shit. No one else sees this fucking shit. So, you know, I was

talking about the man and the loaf? Yes. I was just, I was waiting for you to scroll. While you were taking the pictures? Yeah, while I was waiting for you to get your energy drink, someone sent us this, and it's a man on threads, and he goes, my name is Robert Proctor. I am

on heat and relentlessly sat down. satisfying myself in bedroom. I will also wake up early in the morning around 4 a.m. to satisfy myself to help resolve my heat. I've been in heat since Sunday. After coming home for my client's work, I am still in heat.

Please pray for me that this subs subside and there's a picture of him. That's horrible. I don't understand why you'd post that. On our threat, on your threat. On thread, someone said that, you find that funny, wouldn't you? To be fair, it was reasonably amusing.

I don't think so. Hey, but the abandoned walk? I need to take photos today We take some photographs Paul and we also We haven't given a proper update About the tat we've bought And what were going on in the charity shop

Okay I just want to talk about that I do want to talk about that Okay I'm just going to take a picture of this what I gave a little bit of something to them But I held back on all the details Also I knew you were going to get in

In trouble for taking the photos there I knew Why were getting in trouble I was getting in trouble You almost got in trouble For what for taking a fucking photograph I'm not saying the taking a photograph On the street is bad

But round here's a community around here, people were going to speak up. I knew they would. About what, though? I was just taking a picture. He wanted to know what you were doing. He's a fucking nosy bell end. How did he fuck off?

He wasn't. It was two shops down from him. He's being a nosy knob. I'm fucking sick of it. I was just literally holding a camera and taking a picture of a bracelet. And he's like, what's going on here? As if I was like shooting up. And honestly, he was just looking at me.

And I'm like, what do you want me to fucking say right now? I've taken a photograph of something. That man, who you're complaining about, Paul, once when my trolley, this is a true story, 100% he owns the fish and chip shop, yeah? Once when my trolley broke outside his fish and chip shop, he lent me his fucking industrial trolley to take my records to a gig.

He's a kind man. Don't give a fuck, he's an ozy content, I'm going to chin him. If he fucking comes up to me. He would destroy you. He fucking wouldn't, because every man goes down with a quick swift to the bollocks first in. I'm sorry, that's just how it fucking goes. Yeah, look, it's your upbringing coming through.

Oh, it's very windy today as well, I've noticed. It's a blustery day. Thank God I've got my muff. Yeah, I hope that muff's doing some... Oh, it does wonders, my muff. Here we go. Anyway, did she see that fucking woman in the charity shop who was in front of us in the line?

The fucking cunt she is, I've seen... Oh, so I'm all right. I can't call a man a cunt for me taking a picture. In public, proper... In public! That man has been kind, very kind to me. It doesn't matter. You don't know he's not a fucking whatever.

You don't have anyone. You don't know anyone. You're just, wow, you need to score. I think we should have some booze along the way today. No. Because you need to calm. Booth does not do well for me, and it gets worse as I get older. Calm the fuck down, Paul.

All right, go on. Now, you have your little rant about the little woman you met then in the shop. I've seen her in there before haggling. It's a charity shop, at end of the day. I know it is slacker than some others, but really giving it. Hagling. And did you see when you dropped that 20p on the floor? Yeah.

I knew what was the conversation. She thought it was hers. Yeah. Like, fuck off. Anyway, so that pissed me off because she's always in there. A lot of people haggle when they're in there, I've noticed. Yes, that's the part of the...

It's got a kind of... Fine. Vibe. But how lovely is the lady there who served us? Oh, very lovely. We got... One of the items is the family of three little porcelain... Japanese kimono...

I want to say sort of like Inuit, like maybe it could be. I don't know. You know? Like far north. Maybe. Some kind of native peoples. I thought it was a Japanese thing. Or it could be like Eastern European, Russian, Eastern Europe.

Either way, it's a little kind of almost Russian doll-like little set of a family. They look like they could almost be little Matrushka dolls, but they're not. Pictures on Instagram and on our website, easy. And so we're looking for these tat things. And I say, oh, we could put one of these in each. And then you went, no, don't split, split the family up. And then she was like, no, you must promise me before I sell it to you. Yeah. And it's true, we're not going to separate the family up.

I'm going to put... There was great banter, a bit of charity shop banter. Great bit of charity shop. About the family, splitting up the family and everything, you know? Because some people say, why don't you recall we're going to charity shops? And I'm always like... I feel like it's a bit more invasive than they deserve, because they're just, you know, all volunteers helping out. Absolutely. And, you know, I'm happy to just let them do their job and not stick a microphone in or near their face.

It's not fair. So that's why I never recording charity shops when we go and grab our bits. The other funny thing that happened on this show once in a charity shop, As I said, get down on it, suck my helmet, and then someone went, I heard that. Yeah. I believe you first mentioned that in the safari episode we did many years ago, and it became the riff of which we rifted. No, no, it actually happened whilst we were making an episode. Well, did that same day then, because you brought it up in that episode.

No, I brought it up. I always bring it up. Now we're approaching Chestnuts Park. Oh, yeah, so hang on. So when you go to the app, or the website rather, and you look at the map. It does give you locations, but if you hit on them,

it tells you exactly. Okay. You know, so let me... So, here we go. It says here, Tottenham Trinket Trade Box. That's the name of it, this one. Location, Chestnut Park, La Rose Lane entrance.

Tottenham. North London. And it has its own TikTok. Mamma must support. Anyway, Tottenham Trinket Box is a small community swap box where anyone can leave a trinket and take a trinket.

It is a simple way to spread a little joy and encourage sharing in the neighbourhood. Take one, leave one, enjoy the magic of tiny treasures. A small white... Image description. A small white community Tottenham Bar. Okay, so this is like a kind of thing showing you

what it says. I think I know exactly where it is. So that's good, isn't it? That's what we're doing first then, our Tottenham Trinket Box. And also, did I mention this? I've got my little portable printer and we'll take pictures of us

putting things in and we'll put the picture in there. Yeah, cool. That'd be fun. I think we should perhaps try and rank them as well, or rate them. Because we're going to see four today, which is the most picturesque, you know? Best stuff in it? Best stuff in it? Give it overall score.

We don't want to break it down to elements, do we? Because it's all charity and community, lad. So there's no point in being too exclusive with our opinions. Which is the best is going to be, though. Yeah. This is a lovely spot. Look, there's the old Water Tower in St. Anne's, which used to be a huge. huge hospital for many years here.

You know what, I'm going to walk on because every time we go past this and every episode you say the exact same thing. And I'm sorry, that's fine once, maybe twice. When it's like the 17th time. It doesn't matter. It does matter. People like reiteration of interesting things. Well, how about you go listen to an old episode and find out then?

Well, you carry everyone. What we're going to? That's what we're going to suggest. Come on, you've got nothing to say. That's what it is. You've got nothing like... I've got plenty of to say. Go on.

Let me rephrase that. I might not have much to say, but I'm not repeating stuff I've said thousands of fucking times. Because someone doesn't have that much to say themselves. Yeah, well, maybe next time we walk past the Water Tower, you don't fucking mention it. Like it's some kind of fucking Pavlovian response. I want me smoke smokes, don't I? So apologize to me. No.

No. I will apologise to you when I'm doing your eulogy. That's when I'm going to save my apologies for. disgusting person. Anyway, what a lovely walk we're having today. It's a nice blue sky. You've never said that before, have you, Paul? Oh, here we go.

I'm so bored of you saying, what a lovely day. We're having a lovely walk. Bored of it. Repeat yourself, ad nauseum. You're nauseous. Right, where's this box? No one fucking cares, do they? Where the fuck it is.

Oh, there we go. Fuck you. I care. You're just upset because I've told you off for telling the same story you always tell. Everyone wants to hear the story. wants to hail it. It's only you.

Because I fucking live most of my working life with you. Jurassic Park scooter. Is that okay? Is that novel enough for something to say? Yes.

That's what I want. Is it Jurassic World Park one? Yeah. What gave it away? It's probably... Oh, on the front you can see Jurassic World. Is it electric one?

Yeah, it's battered as well. That's seen some days since 2016, I tell you that. Yeah. Yeah. Right, can we... Want to have a go? I'm not moving on. I'll never move on.

With a more open heart and happy mind. You started it? I didn't. Right, are we going to the right entrance? Is this the right way? I don't know whether I should mention were the entrance, because I might have brought it up in a podcast before, Paul. You talk like a politician.

Oh, I've been told off of one thing, so I was going to scatter-shop my aggregances all over the fucking shop as a result. Well, I don't agree with that point you just made, but it was kind of novel, I have to say. Scatter-shop my agree. Yes. All over here, all over here back in chess. Oh, saucy biscuits. Right. This episode from now on will never have, will not have anything we've said before in.

Cockleswatt, Whistle little huddle, McGindle dopops. I like this better than you just. Fanny Craddock. So moody. I'm not moody. Not moody. I just don't like fucking people. Fucking questioning me if I'm just taking a fucking photograph. Here's what I think, he's doing something dodgy and he was thinking he's going to take a picture of that and blow my operation. Okay, here we are. Right, I tell you what. This is Lerose Avenue, which was formerly, controversially, Black Boy Lane.

The name is? Yeah, because of a pub that's at the top there that was called the Black Boy. And so there's a movement and it's worked for them to change the name because it's racially insensitive. But a lot of the residents, so you can see it there. in that window it says it's got a black boy lane sign do you see what i'm pointing yeah yeah do you see that so a lot of them are like refusing to to change because it's too woke you've changed you know it's a weird sort of um flashpoint in this weird local cultural war sort of thing it's always fucks me off the rose can i just finish the story la rose it's now la rose lane yeah that's named

after a local black um activist you know yeah like probably a great guy i don't know what to think about it i'm just reporting it i always get a little bit like Not upset, but I always get kind of just bemused by people who hate change that much that they start to build a hill to die on over it. And it's like they change a street name, mate. It's not... You didn't care about it until they changed it. La Rose Avenue is a nice name for a street.

But I mean, yeah, I mean, it's fine, yeah. Right, so, hang on. But I would personally don't think keeping the Black Boy Lane is offensive really either. No. But also it's a strange hill to die on. You're very strange. Yeah. I'll take your point now.

This is, however... Can I take a little break? The entrance. Well, have you tied yourself up with your vitriol and hatred towards your co-host who's trying to help you? My boring, repetitive co-host, who fucking gets on my tits week in, week out. Yeah, but you can't escape me. No. No, I can't.

So fucking apologise, anyway. No. When you are dead, I apologize. You hate saying... You hate it when I say that. Anyway... I might only turn up to that. Right.

Fuck off. You definitely would not. You'd be so destroyed. You wouldn't be able to make it. You'd be in a huge mental breakdown. Anyway. Oh, my boyfriend's dead. Yes, basically.

Is there a polar bear on that tree? Can you see? No. I'm going, what am I looking at? No way. It's that you? You were doing that in my house. No, I wasn't.

You would? No, I wasn't. You're like, fucking... I did say it. I heard you. You were gruffling off. Like the hand Grafalo. Okay, but did you smell anything then?

No, I didn't. Okay, fair enough, I didn't. No crime therefore committed. Right. I don't think... No, this is just a picture of a teddy bear tied to a tree with the number 14 on that says clean air. No, it's not.

I know where it is. And I'm going to tell you after this little sound effect. Right, so here we are. We're in Chestnut Park and I know where the boxes. I'm going to take a picture of this teddy bear sign, though, because it's a thing of note. No, it's not in the park. It's just outside.

There's a little white boxy just. there. I think that's it. This one here. I think it's this. Yeah, it is. Trading rules. Tottenham, Trinket, trade, box. Take one, leave one. And these are the people who set it up. No, that's is that Polish? These are the rules for trading. Swap fairly. Take one, leave one. Keep it safe. No loot food, liquids or sharp objects. Be kind. Only small clean trinkets. Fair enough. No broken items. If you wouldn't keep it, don't leave it. And respect the box. Please close the door properly and fasten the latch. Now, let's take a picture, thank you, sir.

So... It's like a repurpose sort of toolbox or old electrical... It's got a solar panel attached to it as well for some reason. And look, there's a solar panel attached to it for some reason. And they've used the cut-out letters from magazines' fonts, but they actually have done it. Like a blackmail hostage letter kind of thing.

Or a punk cover, like the Sex Pistols cover. Cut the crap. But they actually have done it. Yeah. So, okay, let's open it off. Oh look, they've got several languages on the box as well. Yeah, I was going to say, I thought there was a few languages there. Yeah, it's a very diverse area here.

Yeah, so that might mean we're getting something nice. Now, here's the thing. Are we going to take or just leave? I think we should just, unless there's something amazing that I like a pin bag that I really would like, I would just happy to leave. You know what? You're crazy for pin. You like the Lex Luthor of pin badges.

Do you know that? Yeah, why is it when I say this about your pins, you go all off on one? But I'd ever say this about your record collection, which I think is, you know, must be a little bit hard to manage at times, don't you think? I'm not saying hard to manage. I'm saying just the way, unless there's a pin. You said it in a different voice. I've got a pin in that charity shop of the helicopter. That's what I mean.

Stop! Stop! Look at yourself. Stop. It brings me joy. Okay. Can I have a pin if there's a pin in here, please? Unless I want it more.

Exactly. This is what I'm talking about. It's unfair. Open the box. You've got the pin. You've already got a pin today, didn't you? A helicopter pin that I quite like actually. So what?

Are we sharing out found pins or not? Yes, we are. Thank you. But if there's a Ghostbuss one in there, you'd say, oh, Portia, oh, look at this. We've opened it up, and it's honestly, respectfully been kept closed and clean. It's been very nicely maintained.

So. First view. You've got things hanging in the, oh, they've like little, I love those little. Bandle. I need to get some of these. Oh, these little hook things, you mean?

They're little sort of tape-on hooks all in one. There are, I need those. Yeah. I'm going to take a picture of you. Take a picture of that. Okay, I'll just give them a little rundown of what we've got in here.

We've got a bangle, a name bangle that says Elsa. Yeah. We have another little bangle that is multi-coloured. Hang on, you're not on mic. Another little bangle that has multi-coloured crochet sort of strands. Then we've got a pink bangle, which is like old school telephone wire, coiled. Then we have a blue sort of crochet bangle.

Then we have another name bangle with little tiles that says Ruby. Then we have a sort of key ring dinosaur. Oh, the solar light powers the fairy lights around it. That's nice touch. That's right. Then we have a hairband with a sort of Wonder Girl. Barbie. It looks like it could be Shira.

They've got like a little crown. I want to say next to it. I can't quite see. Punjab. Disney. Oh, it's a Disney princess. So it's probably Rapunzel. Hair band.

Rapon. Then we have Robin from Batman and Robin. as a plush what are these new things they're like plush car hangings key ring plush key ring oh sorry you're going to put something in oh no no we'll get out of the way

come on we'll put something because we're going to put something in as well but we're doing a little podcasty thing so so we'll let you do your thing until you're not listen to us talk rubbish halfway through describing the stuff more than half right everyone have you decided what you're going to put in what should we put in this one I think we should put

the little key oh the duck straight away no fine I want to take a picture of you put the duck in and then I'll print it out and then put it in there with it, yeah? Does that sound like a plan? Also, what did you put in your hair? I put product in my hair. Because it looks like you've got a load of matted cum

in the back of your ponytail. It is like thick with white goo. Thank you. Just so you know. I thought a bird had done a dirty on you. Yeah, it's right by the knot of it. It's like it's really thick in there. It's all right.

I appreciate that. I honestly thought a bird had done something dirty on you or a man had lashed out. In a rush, I put some of my hair food stuff on. Yeah. Because it gets terribly dry, as you know. Yeah, it does get quite dry. Sorry, I'm sorry, okay?

No, no, apologise. Oh, God. Honestly, it's fine. Don't apologize. Right. It's quite child-centric, this thing, and it feels like we're hanging around. Well, we are,

and that's why we shouldn't really spend, like, 15 minutes going for every single one while kids line up behind us. I just need to name the rest of the objects in there. Oh, can you give it quickly then or something? Yeah, I'll try and speed it up. All right.

I'm just saying, because you're right... I did say bangle a lot. There were a lot of bangles. There were a lot of bangles. You could have just a selection of bangles and we would have done the job. Have you forgiven the fish shop, man? No, fuck that guy.

Eli's going to put the rubber duck in, he's decided, and I'm going to take a picture of it and then print it out and put it in there with it, all right? There's nothing that I want to take from there. No. I'm honestly fine with not taking at all, again, unless something really appeals to us. Yes.

Because, yeah. Are you allowed to put badges in? They did say don't put sharp, broken. I don't know. I wouldn't. From this, it seems a bit more kid-centered. We'll be all right by some schools and everyone's coming out. This is a cool thing.

Is that only four of these in the whole of London? Yeah. I was thinking I might start one near me, near the parking harrow. You so should. Yeah. That would be excellent. And a way to offload some of the tat. Well, I mean, I'd have to feel the hundred of them.

To get it started. Oh, I guess to get it started. I could put a few bits out. Yeah, yeah. That you don't really want, but, you know. I'd better have to run it past the bloody Harrow community, Facebook, WhatsApp group or whatever. So, you're going to put the rubber ducky in, yeah?

Have you got the rubber ducky? Because I don't have the rubber ducky. I've got everything but that. It's in my pocket. Where in the fuck is the duck? No, I got it in my pocket. Right. All right.

They have just left the trinket box, so we're going to put one in now. You forgot the duck? I might have forgotten the duck, man. Give me one sec. Right. Well, should we put another one in instead then? I want to see...

In your front pocket? I want to see if you've got the duck. I'm going to try the front pocket. Just thought you might have to... tried it while you were down there. Right. So the one thing you had to bring then. Hey, the one thing you had to bring, Mr. Silverman.

No, you haven't got it? Shut up. No, you... But you've got your nice little glass pipe, so that's important. I'm glad you got that. No, you didn't bring it. What you're trying to say? I'll tell you what, we can go past your house on the way to the other one,

and you can pop in and get it. How about that? No. Oh, heaven fucking forbid. In that case, can we move on? Once again. What do you want to put in then? The bangle or the little family? Get that out the way straight away? No, definitely not the family. We should do that in barking.

All right. But then what do you want to put in this one? Let's add a bangle, yeah. All right. Just to finish off the items, we've got a sea animals pairs memory game, Top Trump's card game. A little tweedy pie patch. We've got an... Gingerbread wooden toy. An action man sort of little fig. A nice little duck or goose figurine. Oh, and what is that? A little car thing?

I don't know. Tiny little car thing. That is broken. You've got a miniature hair comb. I'm getting bored of this now. There is a McMillan's badge. People are staring on us. It's weird now.

There's a little gingerbread man thing. Yeah, I know. There's a little ring, a little plastic flower ring. There's a sticker of bucks bunny. Right, I'm just going to go ahead and say that. I don't want this to be every box we go to. Right, take a picture. There's a little, little tiny eye like that.

Because we're going to take a picture as well. I'm going to take that. Right, okay, fine. So what are you going to put in from us? You have to, you've got all of it. Yeah, but it's in my pocket, so what do you want to take in and I'll get it out? Have you got the duck in there? No.

You might have the duck in there. I don't, because I remember I took pictures, and I would have known because I had to, you know, take it all out of my pocket. Let's put the bangle, I already told you. Right, we're doing it, though. Well, no, because you need to put it in, because I need to take a picture of it, don't I? Yeah, give us the bangle, I'll put it in. Are you, you're making it difficult? You're crabby, asshole.

You're making it difficult by being weirdly fucking obstructive. Right. Right. Right. Ready, put it in. Go put it in. Oh, that's the wrong finger? Is that the bird?

I don't care. Stick it in. Right. Good. Perfect. And now I'm going to print this out. We're going to move on to the next one. So that's what we're going to do.

We'll see you after this sound effect. We put our first trinket in. Right, I've put the picture in after my little printout that we got from Ali Express. And then we'll leave a little memento of each one. So this is Eli putting the pirate red bangle in the box. And Eli, there you go. Perfect. Get onto the inside.

Yeah, no, cool, man. Sweet. Right, clasp. And now, we're on to the next one. Right. Where is the next one? It's hard to rate that because it's our first one. Well, yeah, we'll wait until we get to the next one, right?

They're not all that box. Oh, look, they've got some things on the outside of those hooks. And gone. So the next one is Fairland Park Trinket Box. Have you sealed it? Yeah. Yeah. Fairland Park Trinket Box.

So it's over, do you want to put N8-O-N-H in your phone? Fairland Park Trinket Box, please consider donating to the North Haringer School PSA charity. And it's on Fairfax, 27 Fairfax Road. Give me the postcode again? The postcode is N-8-0-N-H. And that's the one we're going to. next which is not that far away. It's a little orange box.

You can walk there in just under 20 minutes. Do you want to do that? Yeah. Okay. I might get a bite to eat on the way as well. A little bit hungry. Maybe I'm hungry. I'm not really had anything to eat.

You know what? You are not had anything to eat. You really are more moody than normal? I'm off the boil. You're on your blocary. Isn't there a word? Some kind of really. There is some.

Yeah, there is. You're right. But I don't know. Like man gina. Your manginas. Right. Which way are we going? This way?

Right. We will see... You know what I'm taking you back past? The view of the water tower, Paul. What's this bus doing? Oh yeah. They're crossing the road. Yeah, I didn't see that.

3-4-1, nice bus. Nice bus. Great bus. We've never done that, but that is one of those 24-hour ones, although it has featured on Cheap Show quite a lot, because it's the one that went out to that big Tesco Extra where we got the Muppet figurine thing, so the Lego Muppet Bag.

Do you remember that? Are you getting Rumbles in the Tom-Tum? Do you want to... Oh, Paul! He's got a bad tummy. Oh, you really do. The smell of that was like, oh... Just gonna walk...

Just gonna walk ahead of them. See if they can... See if he can wash in my wake. What you. Wash. Weave. Wash. I think it was just that one that was bad.

Yeah. I tell you what, Eli. Oh, water. It smelled like a rusty pipe that one, didn't it, eh? Exactly. As if there's things you don't fucking repeat or ad nausea. Like, where's me enamel pin badges? Yeah.

Right, we're walking on to the next one. Right, we're halfway to our destination. We've been advised. Oh, okayly. We're only about a minute. It's actually telling me. Yeah, I've arrived. It's just up there.

Oh, and the park just up there. So, yeah, we've arrived. We don't need to go up that narrow passage then. No, no. Oh, all right, then. It's just, you know, people who know Chiefs show know we like our tight passages. So we went up that one. We always go up.

Tell them about what happened on the way over. The missing duck problem has been so. in a very serendipitous way. We've let the fates align, so we have no duck, but as we were walking along the road to get to where we are right now, there was a little box

outside of the front of a house with a few knit-max in to take. And what did you take? We're going to leave one of these things, by the way, in the next box. A metallic necklace in a sort of tribal sort of way. From a distance...

From a distance, I thought they were like like Turkish woeby beads or like Christian beads, you know, what do they call them? I think it's got a sort of African look to it. Chunky. It's a bit rusty though, isn't it? It's a little bit gone, yeah, isn't it?

So I'm not... Perfect as a trinket. Well, we can leave it in there if nothing else, right? I think that's a perfect tricket. Also in the box a lovely leather osprey light blue leather

clutch. And look, there's a little clue inside. Cancer Research, UK. limit. Is there a name? No name. No name. Let's see if there's anything else in the folds. It's money. Look for money. It's nice lined with Osprey London. I don't know. Are they a posh band? I don't know. It can't be that good if they're giving it away on the door.

It's a nice clutch though. It'll do. I mean, it's... Maybe it's broken. I don't think it's broken. Maybe it's just got a new one. I want a new one and that one I don't want no more. Give it away. No, that's a perfect condition. I like the colour. I'm going to keep that for myself.

What would you put in it? You know, you keep it in your bag. Can you keep your sort of, you know, your passport, your things in it? No, it's fine. Because it's a woman. No, that was, that was furthest enough from, like, what I was suggesting. More that, you don't seem to me to be the clutch type of person. So I'm surprised that you thought you'd get use out of it.

I admire bags more as I get older. Look at this little Hermes little wallet card holder I picked up for a quid. Do you like that? That's nice, isn't it? Yeah. It's simple. Nice and smooth. I mean, I like my little wallet with the thing.

That's got the ejector seat. Yeah. That's much more sort of, um, Jeremy Clarkson. It's not. It's not. It's a bit. It's like,

oh, Jeremy Clarkson has a big fat leather jacket. That's too big for any of his trousers of pockets. Whereas this is like a slick thing. Lever wallet. You know? So all I'm saying is this is more like you kind of trendy on the go thing.

And also the little label, the little handle gives it a kind of a... It's got an action. It's got a mechanical action. It's very satisfying to pull out my cards and put them away again. A fidget toy sort of vibe as well. Yeah. So is this it?

Yeah. All right. We're at the next one. So this is where again? Hang on, I'll look on the app. Fairland Park. You still haven't eaten. You need some food.

We'll do it after this or whenever the next one is. Right, so where does it say? It's a little orange box and it doesn't say exactly where it is. Just as it's in here somewhere. No, this one has not as much information as the previous one. What park is it? This one. So it's in here somewhere.

Fairland Park. So this is the right place. We just, it's a little, hang on, there's photographs. Like the geocash. It's on a fence, it's on a, one of these fences, trinket trade. So maybe it's at the far end on the other one, because this is not this one. And they probably wouldn't put it on the high road

because it's, you know, in the way. Yeah, but the fence isn't, they might. That's not the high road up there. That's Whiteman Road. It's not the high road. But you know, like a main road. It's a main one, yeah. So, we're going to have to check if it isn't down here.

One of ten. I can't scroll this around. Have I got to use two fingers for this as well? Fuck sake. Anyway, I can't move the picture. I'm hoping it's still here. Is that it there? No, it's there by the...

I see it. Yeah, it's there by the basketball court. All right, we're going in. Next one. Trinket box number two, Thirl and Park. Job done. Let's see what's in this one then? All right, what have we got?

We've got to do this without the fath of last time. The box design's exactly the same, but it does smaller. Yeah. Looks smaller. Oh, pickles, look, there's a pickle sticker on the outside. And lollipop and a shop. And a Paw Patrol.

Yeah. Stick it. Oh, some big... Much smaller. It says no stealing. Fair enough. I think that's fair. There's no stealing in little stick on...

Wait, are you recording? Yeah, we are, sorry. Stick on... Little lettering. I don't know. Stick on layering. Already I can see. Put your hand out.

You're always in the way where I take a picture. Right, here we go. That one. Right, there's a lot fewer items in this one as well. So we can list them all. I've got a cement mixer truck. Yeah. I've got a little roller boat with a little pirate captain sat at the front.

I like that. I might be having that. There's a pickle sticker in here, Paul. Right. Well, okay, that's good. Pickle sticker, we're taking that. I like that. See, this is fate.

A little Christmas tree. A little car. And there's a little fire engine with a little movable crane. That's fucking nice as well. Job done. And there's a little Christmas, like a little fur tree. It's a little model tree, really. And there's a little...

broken that is a broken item but there's no rules on this one no but you know it's not that broken that it's like it could be a dangerous there's two of these pickle stickers we'll leave one in then i definitely will yeah right so put all this back what we're gonna put in what do you want to put in i like because you said you want to save the other one i want this boat so i would like to swap something good for it please all right well then we could put the little keychain in the little alien man yeah that's pretty good isn't it yeah right we'll put the little it's a little purple alien man oh there's a little roller dinosaur oh that's wrecked from a toy story is it yeah Does he roll around like that?

No, just for some reason that looks like that. I like that better than the boat. So take a picture of me now. Use your phone. You take a picture of me putting it in and then I'll take a picture of it. Okay. And then we'll do that. I'm going to take Rex instead.

Then the what? Then the boat. All right, good. Roll a wrecks instead. Is that in properly? Yeah. All right, because I don't want to break this. And the sticker.

So I'm taking two things. Or you have to take a picture of me putting this in then. Actually, you know what? Don't take, use my phone because that way it's easier for me to print this bugger out. Of course. So there you go. Oh, you've got on all of that box? Take them up.

No, it's a box where you trade. Yeah, we're trading some trinkets around. We're doing a swap. And you want to do one as well? And I found this on the floor. It's a little sticker of a pig. Oh, we can put them in. I don't want to trade this.

Oh, stick them all in. Oh, thank you very much. Let's put them in there. Go on, stick them all in. It's a picture of a pig. Oh, there are rules. Leave a trinket, take a trinket, leave it tidy and dedicate to charity.

That's all good. Okay, let's put these stickers. Slide it on the bottom. And use my phone to take a picture of me sticking this in. Okay. There's a pig sticker. We had a little child run by and offer to stick some stickers in. Very nice. Portrait please. And I'm going to, here we go.

Get in further, please. Yeah? Right, I took a few. You can choose the one you like. It's purple and green like... Where have I seen that? It's like a baddie, isn't it? I don't know. It's like a Marvel baddie.

It looks like a logo for like some kind of charity. It's a heart. It's a heart. Ninja heart. I don't know. It's a ninja heart. Did you take a photo of that? You did already. I'm going to take a picture.

I'm going to, um. Oh, there are little hooks. Look at those little hooks. Yeah. We are our first hook thing for this box so far. I'm going to do the sticker. Today at least. I'm going to do the sticker printout thing.

It takes a fast. I'm not going to record it. But I'm going to put that in now. So we'll come back to you in a moment. Right, two down two to go. The next one, Mr. Silverman. Hang on a second. Yeah, all right, no rush.

I'll tell you what, I'll read out what it says. um why you're i don't know i'm fine and ready to go all right cool this is in sutherby road n52 u p n52 u p okay and it should be sutherby road this is an hour walk well we're not walking are we we're getting the bus uh we can get the bus in three quarters of an hour right so that's not i mean that's not nothing is it so yeah It's in this neighbourhood sort of, but it is quite far away. So, shall we do that? Yeah. This is the trinket.

Let me just see what it says here. This is the trinket box. I'd love to share it with more people. I've had a little free library set up for quite a couple of years now with the other community and just put the trinket box up. So I thought it'd be a good time to share it. Right, let's go. And there's pictures there, so we know what it looks like.

It looks very similar to that. But we're off. Where are we going? We're just going to walk down. The park that we were in, Fairlawn, is it called? Fairland. Fairland Park is between Falkland Road here and then a road there on the other side.

It's sort of where the houses are going up. It's hard to explain, you know what I mean? It's got a road on either side, basically. We're walking back to Green Lanes to catch the one-four-one. Sweet. So that's what we're going to do, 14-1 all the way to Finney-Binney Park. All around there.

I don't even think it is actually in Finnsbury Park. No, it's actually closer to Highbury-Lislington than it is to Finnsbury Park, I think. Yeah, yeah. The park's the closest. Because Fisbury Park itself, the actual centre of it is a bit of a shithole, let's be honest. I mean, it's very busy. Arsenal fans.

Anyway, so... I can't say that. Why? They hate it. My partner's one. Yeah. And I tell her all the time. I love the...

How sad it must be to have that much pain as a fan. I love the architecture of this school here. Isn't that lovely? That is what we call Deco, in it? Deco light. I think early 20th century covers it. Early 20th century moderners. and covers it more.

Yeah. Because it has deco elements, but that love sort of, the gates, do you see the sun design? Yeah, that's the little touch that makes you think

someone was proud of building this. It's nice. Which you don't get a lot of, really, in modern structures. No, but you get a lot of lovely schools around here. There's some lovely Victorian ones.

Don't let, I'm going to get onto the water tower. You're not going to. But you see, that part of the school, you can see 1892. But that definitely was at least. It's got to be 50s, right?

No, I think it's like 1910's. About 50 years later. Either way. Either way. What's what we're doing? Get some photos of that. All right. Well, what school is it?

Oh, it's got a little red panda on it. That's nice. So anyway. I'm just looking at this sign, that's all. There's a big sale. Movie night. That's all right, in it. Haringay PSA thing.

So this is a nice thing that I reckon about exploring London this way. Because you get, I mean, look, You get so many people who don't live in London complaining about London. And to some extent, I totally fucking get it. But I've lived here for, well, forgetting the Southampton and Cambridge Jones I had professionally. I've been in London for about 20 odd years. And I still love exploring the fucking place.

I still love finding these little pockets of community. I still adore exploring London. You know, it's not just this shitty city hellscape people like to complain about. It's actually a nuanced, mull. multi-layered tapestry of everything this country tries to represent at its best. And you can see the same thing in Manchester and Liverpool and Glasgow, I'm sure, but like, I don't know, I'm very fond of London. Yeah. And we're crossing back across the Harrogay Passage here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Back up to the, they have all been sort of around green lanes around here, the ladder, as you know. We're on the ladder, the Harangay ladder. And I think there are some of these outside of London. I haven't really properly checked me. I'll do that a bit later. But I'm definitely going to start one in Harrow, I think.

I think I'd like that, or maybe a geocash. I still want to do a geocash sequel somewhere else. Couldn't you do the geocash at the same location as the thing? Wouldn't that be a thing? There aren't that many. Well, there aren't as many of the trinket boxes. There are geocaches, I think. So slightly weighted towards one or the other.

And we've got to visit all four of them in London today. That's crazy. Yeah. It's nice. It's nice because, like, there's also a cynical, miserable parvier. like, oh, these will just get covered in cum and pissed by some dickheads. You know what I mean? We'll ruin it for everyone because they're hateful shit.

But no, so far, all been kept well. I mean, the point is, they would have to be hateful, because the stuff is so worthless. Yeah. It would cost you money to sell it. It would cost you money to actually sell it. Do you see what I mean? It's just, you know, I expect spiteful behaviour,

but luckily, like, these things have been left alone, and that's why I think it's nice about it. Yeah, most people aren't total cunt, you know. No, I know. It's only when you fire up a fucking app, do you think that? So, anyway. So look, we're going to walk over now to the Green Lanes, get a bus, and we'll probably pop back and say hello once we're closer to our destination.

Sutherby Road. Oh, what's all this? It's a box of multi-sensory slimy set. No, that just got dumped. No one's going to pick that up. No one's that. And frankly, I think if I touch that, I'd get every childhood disease under the sun from touching it. I wonder if we'll find anything else on the street during our wanderings today.

Well, that's part of the... joy of getting out and about and having a good old rummage in it in the city. Yes. Right. Oh, we love a rummage. Walking down Falkland Road here. I used to play poker up here before I lived in the area. There's a Spanish family who won it all back.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was a bit of politics. This is my biggest ever poker win. Happened in one of these houses. Really? Yeah, when I won the Christmas tournament for 900 quid. Was it a friend's house or some kind of weird backroom thing? People I played, yeah, home game with.

I wouldn't call him a friend, but... Someone you rinsed good and proper. No, he usually rinsed me. That's why it was such a great night. That's what I'm saying in this instance you've rinsed them. Must have felt really good. He knocked him out. Nice.

Of the tournament with aces and he had jacks. That's how much I can remember. Why don't you start like a podcast about poker or something? Why don't you do that? Why don't you do Eli's poker pod? I'm not that interested in it. Oh, well. How about you shut up about it then?

I knew that was lurking. I knew. We all knew what was lurking behind your fact. Let's get the bus. Come on. Hello, everybody. Paul Gannon and Eli Silver had a massive rite over the word unconscious. But we're moving on from that. Paul's right.

The point is that we are now... We're on Sutherby Street. We're on Sutherby Street. We're walking to our third trinket box. And I'm going to repeat this as well because I cut it all out. But, oh, what is this? It's a weird corner muse, Ebrie Mewes. But it looks...

I mean, this looks pretty thrown together. a corner. You know like in one of those, this was bombed out maybe so they had some spare land and they built a house, isn't it? That's definitely a post-war structure over there. Yeah, weird. A little, weird little cubby area for a house. Anyway, let me just bring you up to date. I had to get off the bus that Eli was on because, fortunately, there were a few people there who smelt of poo. I'm sorry, it's the only way I can say it. They smote of poo. They smote of poo. It was still there on the bottom deck when I got off. I don't think they were there, but The smell was there.

Yeah, it always lingers. So I got off the bus, Eli stayed on because it was also packed and I couldn't move past the shit smell because no one would let me pass, so I got off the bus. Actually, the straw that broke the camel's back was the woman sat down who let off

the wettest, swampiest fart. I've ever heard. I never see or hear people fart. I know, mate, you know what? Some of the times I get a comment saying, Paul's making this up. No, no, no, no. If I'm making stuff up to be funny,

I don't talk about people shiating. their pants or farting. I believe you. All right. There is some clothing that has been left out here. But I wonder if this is a homeless situation, not so much a charity thing. Well, oh. Do you like this blouse?

No, he's picked up a white lady's blouse. Look at the brow. So anyway, I had to get off the bus and get the one for one that behind. That was behind Eli's. But all that was fine. We got off the bus. Then had a massive round the park. Now we're here.

Right. This is a good brand, mate. These are famous for their wax jackets. You know, the barbore, the green ones? Look, you can feel that. That is like a, that is a quality item. It's a quality item. I'm not against the item.

There's a phone case. Anyway, Eli's gone full feral. We are walking through our third one. It's a few minute walk away. Tired. Fivepen I do need. Oh, what else that happened? That I've cut out because listening to me and Eli are.

in real life is ugly. Oh yeah, we went to ASDA to get a bite to eat. We both bought a heated chili dog. And again, like we said before, I thought it was going to have all the trimmings,

but apparently all the trimmings were inside the hot dog itself. The chili aspect was the dog was slightly chilled. I couldn't taste that. I couldn't taste it. I think it was slightly red with a chili thing.

And there was a line of snotty cheese going down the center. Yeah, as I like to call it, throat butter. That's what the cheese looked like. I love this round here. But ultimately, I'll be honest with you, it wasn't horrible. It's just, you know...

No, it's fine. It wasn't, I'm fresh. Look at that lovely. London Borough of Islington, Recreation Services. 87P as well. There used to be a park or something here. There used to be a gate to the park. Yeah.

Because it says recreation services. It's great around here. But is it just a school now? Is this private property? Oh, no, that's our school. Or it was a house just looks like a school. I think that was a way through to the park that's on the other side. Can't even see through.

Oh, no, hang on. Through the crack. No, that just goes to sheds. there's just all sheds in there I love these old signs though yeah self would be rude

it's a lovely little street so how far away are we now from it a couple of minutes are we right yeah because I looked at the picture of the website and yeah it's

it's on a fence it's a minute or so up this way yeah because last few have been in a park this one looks like it's like attached to a lamppost or something maybe oh mate you want an oven

to take with your own that's on the street can we take that and a fridge and a fridge you are mate no it's for the council to pick up

council to collect yeah because you have to get otherwise you get fined for dumping I didn't know this do you know you're not allowed to put like letters from the bank

or thing in like public bins I didn't know that because some woman was like oh I got a I got a here it is I see it oh yeah

this woman basically went oh I got a fine from the council for thousands of pounds because they found my council tax bill in a bin I didn't put it in there

I don't know how I don't know how it got into a general public bin But anyway, now I've got to pay a couple of... Someone could just take letters from your house Just to fuck you up and put them in a bit I think it's the council's way of saying We don't want any responsibility should your details Defrauded, yeah

Oh yeah, here it is Next to a library Oh, free little library Oh, that's lovely Tricket boxes on the side of a free library Hang on, let me just get it from another angle So we can get both in Well, this is lovely

Stand by it, Paul Oh yes Unfortunately, it's right out someone's house, so now I'm a bit worried that we're being... Oh, I know, because they put it in there, I guess. I'm still a bit weird. I feel like I'm robbing them. Right.

But I'm going to put this on here so we can talk. I'm going to have a little look in the library to start. Yeah, there's a little glass library with a few books in... Snoopy sticker. Snoopy sticker. Oh, you've got typical stuff that you find in these things. Where's that print? James Harriet, you know, these vet books.

Yes. There's one of those. Two Jack Higgins. All things bright and beautiful. was that TV show they're based on? Yes, I think it was called that. Was that him? No, it wasn't it.

Or creatures great and small. Here you go, I'm going to put this on. Um, oh, there's... What about you, man? What? Sir Charlie Stinky Sox. I was expecting worse there to be fair. Well, at least I wasn't.

No, no. Unfortunately, you've got me banged to rights when it comes to that. You've got bad socks, yeah? Yeah, there's three Higgins. Now, what's he did? The Eagle has landed? That's a famous one. That's a sort of adventure crime.

Yes. Action books. Dad action. Right, very good. Action. Arabesque by Barbara Nadell. I find that what that is. It's a ballet move. Yes. I bet that's like a romance. It looks like a romance. Maybe, yeah. There is a snail.

Snail book. Cuba. Unique and authentic. Now is this... Oh, Don Winslow. That's good, that. The Winter of Frankie Machine. I don't know who that is. Don Winslow is the guy who... He's a crime writer. Yeah. I don't know what his most famous one is. But this book is about an aging gangster. it's pulled back into it, basically,

one last job sort of vibe. Textbook. Famously, the rights were bought by Robert De Niro. Oh. For this. Never made it. And they never got round to it. They made something else similar instead.

And he's too old for the role or something now? No, I mean, now he is. But yes, Don Winslow, he's had a lot of stuff that almost was a big film. Most recently, that Crime 101 with... No, really? That was one of his, yeah. Oh, I did all right, critic.

didn't it? Yeah, I saw it. It was fine. It was a good genre film, you know what I mean? Like a heisty thing. And Ruffalo was good. I just think that Chris,

what's his name? Pine. No, it's Helmsworth. It's Helmsworth. He's just a bit of a stiff, isn't he? You know what I mean? He's a bit of blank.

Is he the Thor one? He's the one who's thought. Yeah. He's all right. I think it depends on the role with him. He was good at Thor, but I don't know. You liked him in 2016. He's playing a blonde, ditsy idiot in that.

That is. So that's the Winter of Frankie Machino, We want Don Winslow. No. I've got a copy. I literally have a copy. Hang on. It's not one of his better ones.

Also, to be honest, Don Winslow, early in his career, he used to write like lean, little noirish, action-packed. No, I'll tell you what his best one is. It's called Life and Fire. What's the, what's the, what's the,

what's the, when you have insurance, it's for live fire. Like, uh, Oh, whatever. Life. The one that's in LA, that is a... Life.

It's basically, it's like a little... Life. He's a insurance investigator for fire, the main character. And it's like a... In L.A., and it's all double dealings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good one. Legrande Moulniz.

By Alan Fornier. It's a Pegmin Modern Classic. With a picture by Surat, if I'm not too mistaken, on the cover. Let's see. Spicy. The cover shows a... No, detail of Sicily, small meadows and spring. Lovely.

Oh, a little golden book. These are quite nice, aren't they? A big hero six. I've got a Ghostbusters and Haunted Mansion one of those. And I bought Sesame, they could do the set, all the Disney stuff, gets a license to these. The American brand that's kind of become a huge thing in the UK recently, isn't it? Oh, right, is that right?

Seems to be more of American thing. And we're onto the bottom shelf now of the library. Yeah. I didn't bring any books because I didn't know where I didn't think we're going to see. Is it a similar vibe where you... Yeah, take a book, leave a book, I think. Do you? Or Duchess of Malfi had to study that at university.

That was the copy I had. John Webster. Jude the Obscure. By Hardy. Kissmeet, is what he was actually saying. Okay, should we move on to the main course? The main thing. I've got my little printer, up, ready to go.

Now, we're going to have to put these little porcelain things in the final one, don't you? So let's have a look what's in this one. We could always do the necklace in this one. Yeah, that's a good point. Oh, that little yellow thing you got. All right, the little yellow thing's more appropriate, isn't it? Yeah.

Oh, this is very bare. No, we should definitely leave something in. We should put two things in, I think. No food, drink, rubbish, obviously. Please not put other items on this wall. Yeah, fine. Be respect for the box. If you take a trinket, please leave a trinket in return.

Fair enough. Have a lovely day and thank you. Right, that's it in a nutshell. So what are we put in here? We've got a cat makeup mirror, I think it is. There's a little... Fake strawberry. Half a fake strawberry.

Engine driver pin. Oh. If you really want it, you can have that. I want that. That's one of those clasp ones. difficult, so I'm going to let you have that. See, mate, I do love you. But you, get on me, fucking sits.

I know, I'm sorry, okay? I know. I screamed at me. I really did. I'm sorry. That's never going in any episode of this podcast, or even in Patreon footage, because I did rage out. We've also got... Not many people see me rage out, but I'll be honest with you. A little pug.

Yeah. Oh yeah, it's a little mirror. Mirror. Nice. Lovely. And it looks to be like a broken necklace. So what I'm proposing is because I want to take. that badge? Yeah. Why don't we put the bracelet in? Look, these are all the same with the

same little tray and the boxes all the same, this plastic box with the clasps. I guess when you think about it, you go on Amazon, you go boxes for outdoors or whatever and then they come up with these and job done. I feel like it's... It's barren, isn't it? I feel like it's been coordinated, so that's one of the things, yeah? Like, oh I think of setting one up. Yeah. You get this brand because they're all the same brand of box, the clasp designed. You know what I'm thinking? This is the one one we give the porcelain ones to. This one needs it. And I think this needs the lovely ones to be put in.

It does the porcelain family. You know? You're right. I think this deserves to go in and make a little o'em here. It's the most barren. God, that's really, that is really... I'm going to just... Can you have a picture?

I want to take a picture of you and then I'll print it out like we do with the last one. Hang on. That is... Get it a little bit closer. Just put the quality up so much. Yeah, that will do. Job, done.

Right, now I'm going to print this out. Now I'm going to print this out. So we put it. Put it underneath them? Yeah, I'm going to put it underneath. I've got an engine driver badge. I'm doing all right today. You've done all right with that.

To be fair, I've got a badge. I'm not complaining. I'm not hard done by on that respect. Right, get my little printer out. Connected. Print. And it's printing. Here we go.

Here you come. Little Eli, taking his little thing. Plug it in. Do you want to tear it off? Beautiful. And you can stick it in there somewhere, yeah. I just want to see the family or in the new home. And I'm going to put them in their new home with that.

We didn't split the family up. No, we'd never split the family up. George Arison and his wife of the little kid or whatever it is. Ringo Star. It does kind of look weirdly like one of the Beatles. He does, yeah. That'd be Yoko then. Yeah, all right, cool.

There we go. Thank you. So this rules that one. Mate, I'm definitely going to set one up in Arrow. Right then. Last one. Last one. Yes, the printer is disconnected.

We're going to have to get back on that bus. Fine. On the train. Give me the... I'm going to give it now. So the last one. On this list. E6, it says here.

Tiny Library. Oh, E6, 3HW. Rancliffe Road, London. Tiny Library and E6. Location on Wall of House on Rangcliffe Road, East Ham. Tiny Toy Shelf, E6. any toy swapping, leave a toy, take a toy, give joy to little hands locally. Right.

Oh shit. This is a fucking walk, in it? If we walk, it was 155 minutes. Yeah, we're not doing that. Is that the quickest journey, 70 minutes? Yeah. From where we are? Yeah. Wow.

I guess which route do you want to take then? Well, it says get on the overground at Canterbury. Right. Or, yeah, it's all through via Canaanbury. It's got to be windy, windy, isn't it? Let's do it. Could just fuck it off and go oh. No, we'll do it.

No, all good. We're going to do it. Jesus. Are you okay, Paul? Yeah. All right. Right. Yeah, this is the last one.

And then straight to Camden. Fucking hell. I'm just surprised it's going to take that long, 70 minutes. It's way out east, man. I guess. Well, there we go. We're going to crack on with that then. So heads down, plow on, we'll see you a little later along the journey.

What? Oh. That doesn't help. Let's go this way. Being up here to get the 263 bus. Beautiful. Oh, 263, me old, me old favourite. Used to get that all the time from East Finchley down the way into town. Oh yeah, that goes through East Finchley, doesn't it?

Yeah. Goes all up to Finchley Central, doesn't it? Finchley Central. Or Barnet Hospital or something? Yeah, it's quite a long route that one. Sadly, it's not a night time route, otherwise I'd suggest that for a night busson. You need to get to do it. I know.

I know. Weirdly, I guess we could have done it this week, but I was just exhausted after Sunday. Right, okay, we'll see you a little bit later on this journey. Pit pop. Right, we are here at East Ham Station. The furthest east I've been in London in a very long while. Look at these lovely ironwork in the canopy. in the canopy at the station here.

Is that lettering? Yes, that will be the train. The line, the company, yeah. Look at this old discrepid old shed. That is on behind the station here. I'm going to take a shot of that. We've got things growing in and out of it. It really does.

Anyway, we're at our last, well, not at it. We're still got a bit to go. But at least we're in Eastam and we're heading to our last stop on our Trinket Walkabout episode. And it's been one of many emotions, Eli. I'll be honest with you.

Yes, but... I just need to get laid. Like Roger Deidgerfield. Hey, everybody, we're going to get laid. I feel like I need the release. Of a no strings attach, a knee tremble. Okay, well, you can do that, seeing as you're bisexual.

I could. It makes it easier, I guess. Look, we're alone on the platform. This is cool, isn't it? Oh, there's another one coming in. I'm getting out of here, quick. Hang on, I'm just going to take a shot on that. All right, you take a shot.

Look, we're in East. station on the district line which is the one that kind of I don't know it kind of reaches all the way out south and east to west it's an interesting line why do you think they caught the district line it's a weird word for the line itself isn't it yes because it's like calling it the house house or the accommodation street or you know the area line road turning corner or something like that you know it's a strange the area line area location place yeah

Because I mean, I've never figured out what that means. I believe it is, again, a truncated part of an old rail firm. So the district, the southern district and something, that they got truncated down. I think it's that, yeah. Just the old green district line, which, as I say, reaches out all the way east and west through London. We were on it. We were on the Hammersmith and Citi.

Oh, shit. That's his district line on there. I know, because they run on this. They do shit. but that apparently was the district line train. Oh the one we got? Yeah. Well the Hammersmith one finishes at uh... Mourgay or something doesn't it?

No, no, we got the Hammersmith and City line. It's just that they both come along here. That was the second train because we've been doing a lease. Oh, I. I lose track. Yeah, it's fine, though. Anyway, look, we're here. Hammersmith and City.

You know what that was called that? That's the most basic thing. Oh yeah, because it goes through Hammersmith into the city. I mean, it does what it says on the test. It's like Ron Seal, isn't it? But Ron seal doesn't seal Ron. No, but that's not the point they're making. It would be sealed Ron.

He never shuts up. There we go. Right, we've got a bit of a walk now. How much of a bit of a walk out of interest? 15 minutes. Oh, okay. Well, I'm not going to talk all that time, so let's turn this off and then get down to it. We'll join you when we get closer to this last epic. Oh, wow, look at it.

This is down by Southall. You've got all the Asian street. Oh, yeah. Look at that temple there. Crazy. Oh, wow, yeah. Never been, man, you see what I mean? Yeah.

Exploring London as we go, even 11 years in. Right, we're going to get our bearings and come back to you, and we'll tell you what we see on our route when we get back to you later. We're not doing it live. Oh, though, nice train journey. I was very calmed by it. Relax.

Which way we go, left or right? Left, in that case, there's nothing left to do, but go in that direction. Ho, ho, ho. Seeing a bit. Come on. Yeah, everyone likes it. So here we are.

was a long journey to get here but we are in very long very long very long so in central park in East Ham we certainly are and it's a very nice park but it just goes to show you when a man is tired of London or that should be updated to when a man has seen every part of London he's dead it'll take two lifetimes yeah yeah I agree yeah I don't think a man could get tired of London you get pissed off with it oh there it is I think it's on that wall over there in that house see the yellow gate Oh. That is it, isn't it? It is. It's just at the road. That is definitely here.

That's the library. I don't see any box, though. That box on the top is the box. I think that is what it. It's a library and a tap. Yeah, I mean, you saw the image, I showed you. Must have a glass door or something. But here we are. We've come all this way. A reasonably unremarkable journey, other than it's nice to go,

oh, we've never been to that part of London before. No, there's the box there. It's open. Do you see? There's two objects that are yellow. Do you see there's a... One on the top and one at the side. Yeah, I think this side is the tap box and it seems completely bereft of any tat.

Well, we're going to find out. We're going to find out. But hey, we can put that chain in. Yeah, we'll put some stuff in there. That's substance. But, uh, so welcome to Central Park in West Ham. Not in, not in Birkenet or London, or New York. Is there one in Birkenet?

The one in Birkenet is what the one in New York is roughly based on. Oh, really? Yeah. I think, I might be corrected. Please correct me here. If I'm wrong, I think it's the same designer. Okay. Who designed the park in Birkenhead,

who designed the park in New York. Yeah. I think. Oh, sorry. So here we are. Oh, some... It's funny, isn't it, London? Because we just came through, like, quite a very urban high street.

You know? But now we're in... Very poor. Look at those two houses, blue and red. Very posh. Those are those Morris houses that share the... Share the front door. Semi-detached.

Yeah. Right, here we go. So here we are. Our day long journey ends here. And we need to rate, say, what our favourite box was as well. We haven't seen this one quite yet. They've all been a bit of a much of a muchness. If I had to put a, like put a flag on one,

maybe the third one with the book library as well. I know, but let's see what this one. It's very barren inside of Tatt, wasn't it? Yeah, but... That's not on them, is it? Oh, look, the man lives here. Oh, no, that's real orcs. Hello, this is a tiny library.

It's run for and buy local people. Take a look, borrow a book, leave a book. So this is something you can come back and forth to. Andy McNabb, Joe Nesbo, Bridget Jones's diary. Aye. There's a VHS. Omar Mukhtar, Lion of the Desert. Is that like a Bollywood?

I guess so. And that is the shelf of Tinket's. Tiny toy shelf, take or leave, but it's got nothing. It hasn't. It's got a. to the elements. There's no way we're closing it. No, it's a bit daft, didn't it? Let's take a photo.

Yeah. We should just put that chain on it, I think. Really? Yeah, because I think it's going to be heavy enough and it will look like there's something on there and that will catch someone's eye to maybe do the same. Okay. Took us 82 minutes to get here.

Did it? To be fair, I thought it kind of took a little bit less than that. About an hour and a half. Yeah, anyway. It was a bit of a palava, wasn't it? A bit of a palava, change this, do that. And we were very much caught in the rush hour at Whitechap. And I'm not used to that because I work it.

So every time I get the training out of work, it's silent. This is quite nice, though, here. Yeah. There's a kid looking at us. Okay, so. Come on, let's put some. Let's stop, yeah. Well, you've got it.

I'm all out now, unless you want to put that little yellow thing in. But I think that left, you should keep that and put the chain in. You don't need the chain. Put the chain on. And I'm going to take a little picture of this last one. I know you've done it, but I need to print it out, then I. I'm just going to do this. And then this one here.

Take a picture of me with the trainer. You're going to put it on. Oh, nice. Let the sun's behind you, so let me put this one on. Look at that. Nice. Yeah, that'll do. Right, if we can have you putting it in,

and this will be the last printout sticker, we do. Should we put it in the library? Or we'll have to weigh it down in one of these boxes. Maybe. There's a bangle and a piece of plastic and some wood blocks. Wood blocks. That is all. So people haven't been following the rules.

No. To be honest, aren't hit around here are they so it's a social agreement people don't know spend the penny take a penny it's that whole thing you can't get that off now can you can you I mean just take it over your head yeah fine fine fine take your hat off take your hat off I've done it's fine okay the clasp right good he's got his clasp off he's gonna put it on and I'm gonna take a picture of you putting it on the shelf that all we've done is move trinkets around London today that weird how that was left out in Arringay and now

it's just completely only because of us yeah ended up here but but could you imagine an object moving in such a way in any other instance? Such is life. Yeah. Let's have look at the camera. Point at it all of something. There we go.

Job done. Right, I'm going to print this one out now, and we're going to stick it on the thing. So bear with me, putting it on the roof. Right, I've got to turn this on again. Here we go. Turning on the printer for the last printout. for the last printout and I put Eli in that one.

No, not that. There we go. Searching, connecting that paper. Picture, select. That one. OK. Do I write Cheap Show on the back of it? No.

No? Why not? I like the mystery. OK. I like the Who Are You? Right, printing out the last one. Here we go. Print.

Here we go, printing. I probably can't hear that at all. Well, they just took a picture of this, Eli. Close. Perfect, job done. Tear it off. Stick it in. Stick it where you want.

Maybe put it in the book shop if you want for a life. Hide it in a book. Hide it in a book. Hide it in a book. Put it in the least likely you'd find your face. Prince of Islam. Fighting ships. What's that one?

265 bedtime stories. Disney. Disney. Why has it got tin foil? It's been. It's been mended with metallic tape. Yeah. What do you think? You decide.

I don't know. Just stick it. I don't you stick it in that one. You got it in your hand. Fuck it. Unless you want to put it in Bridger Jones's diary. Trusty. Trusting trusty. Yeah. Lady in the Tramp. Job done.

And that is all four trinkets done. Well done. It's been a fiery day today. Mostly me being a twat. No, it's been fine. We're not going to hear about that anyway. No, I've cut all that out. That ugly moment in cheap show history has lost a time.

It's fine. Release the argument cut, they'll cry. And we won't do it. We're okay now. Are we okay now? Yeah, we're fine. Every now and now, I do think it's... Every now and then, I think it's fair that we rage.

Okay. As long as we understand that it's just because we have mental health issues. Right. So that's the last one. It's time for the best part of the day. Where Paul texts as a person who can help him out with his herbal problems. I know I shouldn't raise about it and write it about it, but I'm sorry, this is just who I am.

Well, it was 420 recently, and you re-released the 420 episode. I did re-release the 420 episode. Actually... There's been some supply issues in the world of Cheap Show, everybody, let's just put it that way. In no way has it had an undue effect on the podcast and the production of it at all. Cool. Right. I don't know what to do.

Do you want to rate them? Go on. What's your favourite one that we've done out of all three? Four. I think I'm going to stick with the third one I think my favourite was what was the second one the second one was the one

the orange one by the basketball court remember and you took a sticker from it that was my favourite one pickle sticker yeah yeah I can see that and I got the roly dinosaur and then a little girl came and you got that badge from the other one the third one

a sticker in? I'm wearing the badge yeah see I love that engine driver it's a train driver's badge badge but I've done all right today you've done all right stuff, yeah. I got a helicopter pin. I'm not completely bereft of trinkets myself. Actually, before we go any further, how do we get to Camden? Yes. And then we know what we're doing. Because I'm of the opinion that this is probably the last bit now. Yeah, this is the last bit.

I was going to say, Paul, I think my favorite moment of the day was when the lady in the charity shop in Haringay was like, you have to promise not to split the family up. And we didn't. Yes. We didn't. The sanctity of family was kept. That family could have been, They looked a bit like George and his wife, George Ringo and his wife or something. But they could have been three separate objects that we split. We did split. But we didn't. You didn't want to split. No, I think it was correct.

And I think that box out of all of them needed it. I wouldn't have been happy leaving it in the elements like there. No, it's very exposed. That would have made me sad. I mean, I'm sure that necklace will just go, weren't it? But, you know, it'll go to someone who likes it. Yeah, with a little bit of luck. That's all you can hope for.

That's the whole point, in it? Adding meaning to the meaningless, I guess. No. I mean, you could just do this off the classroom. We don't need, I'm just, I think I can wrap up. Because what I can say, right now, I'm going to say it right now. Some admin to do about the show.

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One, the Golden Lobes. We've been nominated for three of those. We've mentioned it in the past. Next Wednesday will find out how that went. So next week's episode will be recorded beforehand. Either way, if we would only think you'll all be the first to know. If you don't, we'll never mention it. We will.

We will. Also, tickets for Cheap Show 500, The Live Show, will be soon available to patrons who are listening to this right now. In fact, hopefully by the time this goes out, I'll be able to give them the link to early access tickets for the live show in Cambridge at the Cambridge Junction J2. you. August 23rd, Sunday, early afternoon, details on the website. However, next Friday, when the second episode comes out, not this but next, that's when the public can get their hands on it and we want you all to come. And if you can't come, we will be doing a live stream of the event, which will be ticketed to help cover the costs of that. But that's the plan. So by the time this episode goes out, Patreon, just have a link. And by the time next week's episode comes out, all the public will get their tickets and we'll give you all the details on our website, social media and on this platform too. That's it. That's the admin done.

I love you all. Thanks for listening to the pod. Sorry for having a blow out, Eli. I appreciate that. You don't have to apologise. But I just want on the record you to say Paul was right about anxious. You were right about anxious. Thank you. That's it. That's it. That's all. We're moving on. Well, we're going to move on from this sticky business. Right. We'll see you next week for Cheap Show.

And will we? Or will we? We'll see you next week for Cheap Show. But until then, thank you. We never really had a proper sign-off for this. podcast in 11 years, have we? Yeah, I think you should come up with one, because you always whattle on. I don't want to get, I don't want to get all, I don't want to be

negative about it. I get it, hang on. Stay peak, live cheap. No, what about this? What about this? O rivage. Was that even a word? No. A revage.

A revage. That's got a ring to it though, doesn't it? It sounds like you say, Arfaraj, which I don't want that saying either. So, how about we just say, goodbye, see you next week on cheap, Goodbye, see you next week on Cheap Show. Goodbye, see you next week on Cheap Show. I'm gonna

you know,