CheapShow - Ep 485: Trinket Wanderers (Stereo)

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

(Stereo Edition) Sometimes, CheapShow is inspired by the random discoveries they find in the odd corners of the internet. This week is prime example of that. Paul has discovered something called https://worldwidesidewalkjoy.com that invites people to wander around their local area, picking up and dropping off random toys and trinkets to share with strangers. It’s a cute idea, and CheapShow wants in. After a look over the website’s global map, they realise that there are four of these trinket swap boxes in London, so why not go and find them? What this leads to is a reasonably fractious walkabout episode that invokes joy, rage and confusion. It in no way leads to an argument that was so unpleasant that it had to get cut from the show. Nope. Not at all. Will CheapShow survive this week’s episode? We guess you’ll have to listen and find out! See pics/videos for this episode on our website: https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-485-trinket-wanderers www.patreon.com/cheapshow If you want to get involved, email us at [e-mail] For all other information, please visit: www.thecheapshow.co.uk Like, Review, Share, Comment... LOVE US! MERCH Official CheapShow Magazine Shop: www.cheapmag.shop Send Us Stuff: CheapShow PO BOX 1309 Harrow HA1 9QJ

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Hey, get out of it. They demand answers. They demand answers, Mr. Silverman. This is inside baseball behind the beef curtain. No, you know you have to enter the rotor and make a request. to enter the House of Pickles. I'll do that now.

You must do that now. I'll call up. I'm going to call them up. Beep bot beep. Where's we phone? Beep bot beep. Ring, ring. Hello.

Yes. My name is Paul Gannon. Yes, this is the House of Pickles booking line. How can help you? Hello, I'd like to make a short appointment with Mr. E. Ellie.

L.I. L.I Slaverman? Ellie Slaverman. No, I'm sorry. You need the gentleman's personal number. We're in no way associated fiscally or legally with the entity known as

Eli Leli Slaverman. Okay, wait on, let me have got this wrong. Oh, Eli Silverman. Eli Silverman. Or him. This is a separate booking line and it's only for, if you'd like,

to visit the House of Pickles, the famous... Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I got your number from the Epstein files. It's like... Bum, boom, boom! Hello, well, up the cheap show.

We're not doing your bit no more. Fuck off. Oh, wasn't mine. It was my bit. You've lost your little figures, haven't you? Tell them about your figures. I've lost my little figures. You had them in the house. He must be your bag. Let me take you back several years. Hello, well, the cheap show. There was a Burger King happy meal. Whatever they call it, Burger King Kids meal. What did they call it a Burger King? Something. Kids meal. The equivalent of McDonald's Happy Meal where he used to get toys. There was one in the 90s, which was Universal Monsters Action Play Kids. I got Frankie a number of years ago now

and he had a translucent head and arms and I found the other day the creature from the Black Lagoon which we think has a squirty water feature I think it's got a squirty pump action feature It's certainly got some going to pump the torso feature And now I don't know where I've put them It doesn't really matter does it?

Well you did leave them at my place And they're probably in your bag aren't they Because that's what you had the other day So have you checked your bag Because that was... There's my fucking bag! Well there we go Fucking mystery's over Check him out

though. Yeah, all right. Well, you know. And I've checked. It does say Burger King and it's got the logo on his foot. That's not what Cheap's about this week. This week... It is Tat. It is. It is Tat adjacent. And what we are doing today is we are sharing the joy of chat with London.

Chat? Tat. We are sharing the joy of chat. Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare? All right? Aggie? Here's the thing. How? You know what mistakes are? Things I can edit out. It's harder to edit You never do, though.

No. No, because I like... It brings down the general quality level of everything that I'm involved. Hello, I'm general quality. What's going on around here? What's this? The general quality of this harpick is not good enough. Does it fall over?

General, general, it's private knobjoy here to... No conceptually, that doesn't even work with the idea I'm going with. Lieutenant Knobjoy. No, I'm private in the... Nobjoy's... I'm Nobjoy. What's the general... What's the general?

general quality of this toaster? It's a bit old. It doesn't it, Russell Hobbes? That toaster's been on fire. Has it? What? There's no general quality of that? To speak to what I was talking to Paul about earlier. Yeah, let's do that. We should actually just get on with the episode. We, it's a Wednesday. And this comes out in two days. We're a little bit hyper. Do you know why? I think we both know the reason why we're a bit hyper. Coffee. Plus another chemical that's absent. Yeah, we'll be sorting that out later. Anyway, We are doing...

Do you know what I mean, though, for? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I haven't even had a ripple. No. I'm, stop shouting. You're shouting.

You make me shout. Why? Because your constant... The whole modus operandi is to fucking constantly aggravate, nudge, egg me, always. And it makes me shout. No. You're confused.

You're confused with my modus operas operas operas. Which is... What is that? Oh, they're a little vards. But we're out about to walkabout. We're doing a walkabout today. And it's a reasonably imprompt you on. Because, actually, you know what?

Fuck, I always do cold long opens. Here's the credits. We'll see you after the credits. All right? You've had a couple of minutes of laughter. Here's the fucking credits. Then we'll get... Oh, man, I need weed.

That's what it comes out to. Press the fucking credits. Storces and words and phrases. Who things I'm responsible for? Borough. I hate you. I got to be a useless. Jeep Show to. Ever wanted to know what your favorite podcast sounds like when they're not

fucking inebrated or with this special green herb? Well, this is what we're doing. So let me just, before we leave the house, let's settle what we're doing. So a few weeks ago, I was idling online whilst at work and randomly came across a link to a website called Worldwide Sidewalk Joy. I sent you the link and basically to just kind of give you a very broad strokes version of this is originally set up by a woman called Rachel who lived in Oregon. She had a husband, kids, the whole

lot and she wanted things to do with their family. You know, that wasn't the TV. Yeah, that's fine. I'm talking to them anyway, so that's fine. I don't hear it. I know, you obviously, because you're in ear shot. Don't garble it. Slow down. I'm not, I'm being nice. You're going to gobble my nuts. You suck my nuts. Slurp on these nuts. Oh, modus upper hogs eye, I'll fucking gobble it. It's what I'll do. No, oppers? Now and now I'm on board.

You changed it slightly. Oppos hogs eye. Moes, upper hogs eye? No, uppers, uppers. Up your hogs eye anyway. That's it. That's it. I'm sorry to workshop this, but it is modus up your hogs eye.

That stands the best. That's good. We'll keep that. Anyway, anyway, she liked the community in her area. She wanted to do things with their family. And because in the area, they had things like the biggest hot dog sign in the world or a little knick-knack shop kind of thing,

which is great for tourists and communities, she wanted to do something similar. So she started up setting a little diorama near the front of her house that have little trinkets in. And then it's got a very long story short, the idea caught on and more people started putting up little boxes

near where they lived or in public areas where you can basically put a few trinkets to brighten up the place, take a few from them if you want to replace them basically it's a bit like the geocaching thing we did but with this so she did the diorama it's also like geocaching meets

those those share library boxes that you see popping up as well yeah yeah yeah and that type of thing please take one or leave one or you know so she built I've seen those for like coats as well more for the homeless I believe but yeah they're like a bunch of warm coats

and you can take one you can put one back can do what you like. That's good. I like it. Anyway, you know what it is, Paul? It's micro-democratic. It's democracy just at not at the higher levels, which I believe we need to fight for and have as well.

But actually on a sort of more local community level, you know? But also it's kind of is similar to in the UK, the post boxes, the post office boxes that have the little knitted hats on with things like that, you know, which is kind of cool. That's without the exchange thing. That's more like a sort of mod modification, a guerrilla art modification. Yeah, but it's also a community kind of thing as well, right?

So anyway, she worked with a guy called Grant to build this website using PDX flag or something. I don't know what that is. But basically, it's a map. So if you go to the website now, which is worldwide... The map software used, basically. If you go to worldwide sidewalkjoy.com, you can go to a map,

and it will tell you in your area if any of these things exist. So I thought I'd check it out and found out that London has four. And even better, two of them are right round the corner from here. That's what we're going to do today. We are going to run around London to these four locations and drop off a little trinket. All four. Is that the missions should be choose to accept? Yeah. All four?

Are we committing to all four? Yeah. That one out by barking. Where is it in fact? I'm going to look now. The map. I'm looking at the map. Join the map. Can I just have a little zoom in? You've got to use two fingers.

on it so oh it's crashing no no can you go back i hit something by mistake i hit something but where's the back then yeah so hang on so look that's it in a nutshell on that map use two fingers get it in so one is by barking that's the furthest one out that's what i'm looking at in terms of how difficult it's going to be in east ham you two fingers forget the two yeah central park look at that i've never been there no mitcham road it's on so that's what we're going to do henica gardens yeah so it must be in the park to be fair. But where's the closest?

Like a lot of these are on fences or attached to trees. I'm just looking where we go to to get there. I'll look on the different app. We're doing one stop at a time, basically. But one is literally, I'd say, a 20 minute, 15 minute walk from here. Oh, we can go to East Am Station. But tell them about the tat. We need to...

Well, yeah, that's what we're getting to. So we're going to pop to a little charity shop or those little machines that you put a pound in and get a little egg out. And we're going to get four little trinkets to put in. Do you know what? What? They know me in that place around the corner, raise your voice foundation. Yeah.

If the guy's there, I could get a load of stuff for like a couple of quid. Should we pop there first? I go there and then he go, you know, because I donate and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he often just goes to three quid or whatever and it's like a load of stuff. They've got a load of crap there. It just occurred to me. That's a good.

Yeah, let's start there. So, we are looking at this map. Oh, it's a bit hard to use with two fingers, I've noticed. Sorry, it is. I know. It's just because you're completely programmed by your phone screen the way that responds. So, yeah, there's one not around the corner from you.

There's one, oh, it's closer to Hornsey Station, sorry. And then there's one near Finsbury Park, yeah, by Highbury, not too far away from a Arsenal football ground. And then the last one is all that way out in East Town. So, theoretically, it's... You're going to do the close ones first in the last one? No, let's do them... Let's do Easton first, and then do Wood Green,

and then come all the way back here and do that, and then go that. That's the sensible plan, isn't it? And then I can't get me weird. Can I? Oh my God. Weed. So that's what we're going to do.

That is this week's episode. We are going to drop off little trinkets in these boxes. And also, I've brought, remember that printer from a few months ago I got? It was on one of the Ali-Express boxes that we got to given. I reckon we print out a little picture of ourselves. Yeah, and then stick it in there as well as a kind of cheap show's been here type thing. Guerrilla, gorilla. It's guerrilla advertising.

I've got pens. Yes, it's guerrilla. I'm more surprised, to be honest, that there aren't more in London and how most of them are just like round the fucking corner from where you live. I'm sure there are sort of public caches of tat and so forth. But that aren't perhaps involving this particular scheme. Either way, that's what we are doing this week. So Eli is just going to get his bag together, get ready to go.

I've got my bag. So... What would I forgot? What do we always need? Plastic bags? Well, we're not having a picnic this week. We're not bringing anything like that long. Although, we have got a big box of...

Oh, oh, oh. Why are you swinging that bag around of wet potatoes? It's a stink smell as well. Wet potatoes. No, have a smell. Uh. No, you know what? No, because I'll be sick in that bag.

And then you're carrying them out my chunder. Oh, I can smell that from here. Why don't you do that? I was in a good... I'm sorry. I'll be sick in your sink. I'm sorry, God, that's bad. What?

Bro. Right, let's get this show. on the road, everyone. Fuck me. Right, we finally left the house. I'm going to go to... Where is it again? Raise my voice foundation. No, it's not. It's R.M... It's the place around the corner from you. You buy everything,

one, when last minute you need to get stuff for the podcast, yeah? Well, there's other things I do there. Like? Go there almost every day just to peruse and see if there's anything I love and want. It has a hugely high funk. I think it's one of these independent ones. Yeah. So that means essentially they run it, the volunteers who work there, they're basically in charge of,

let's say a sort of slack procedure compared to some of the more corporate charity ones in terms of stuff getting onto the shelf. But it should be a trinket heaven for us for what we're doing today, yeah? Absolutely, and hopefully if it's the lady, one of the ladies. I don't think it is. I popped in before. Was it the guy? Yeah.

Was it the young, wiry guy who looks like a psychopath? And there's the bald guy, I think it was. Yeah, the little chubby bald guy. Yeah. He's my dude, man. Oh, he's your dude. Just be nice, yeah. Well, I'm always nice.

Yes. So I can sort out. But honestly, it's no more than six quid. That's all the catch have got on me right now. Right, we'll go. I bet you we get a nice few things for less than six quid. Yeah. Well, let's bloody find out, shall we.

Let me ask him how much it is. All right, we'll let you do all the deal. We're going to go in and grab some bits, and we'll come out and tell you what we got. Well, I believe in common parlance, they call that Simples. We went in, and that's the man. Right, that's the man.

That's the man. Do you know what I said to you? There were two things that happened that I wasn't quite sure of. So one was, I was on the bus, and now that I'm talking about it, now it's not that interested. But let's hear it anyway, just as a warm up.

He kept farting, then licking his lips. Like, literally one would follow instantly by the other, So you hear her. Who was it? Just some guy. Just some guy sat behind me. Was he old? Yeah.

He's like in the 60s, 70s. And he was like doing this. It's like a really burbily kind of. And then he go. And that's that. But that guy, I think I saw him fucking a loaf of bread. Because I was coming up the road. And he was standing a corner.

And I thought he was being sick because he had one arm up against the wall like this, right? And he was like doing it. And he was like doing this, like moving his hips. And I was like, oh, maybe he's being sick. I won't look. And I walked around. and he had like a loaf by his, like a used loaf by his groin.

Like, like half a hovers. Yeah. In a plastic sheet. Yeah, and when I heard it, he was like holding it against his groin. And you're just doing this, like bump and grind in it. Now, he might have just been, he might have just been buying bread. He might have just been buying bread and felt nauseous and had to stand against the tree or something or war. But it looked like he was fucking a loaf of whole, uh, probably something like that.

What? Like what you thought. Because it would fuck a loaf of bread in public. A filthy degenerate crack fiend. Anyway. We're walking. No, I have to buy energy drinks. Buy an energy drink then?

Can you take some of this tank? Yeah, put it in my pocket. I'll tell you what, how about I take pictures of it right now before you... Be careful with the porcelain. Well, it'll give you one thing at a time. One, two, little... Here, I'll take pictures now so people know what we're putting away, all right? Job's done.

You go and get your red ball and I'll sort out this, all right? Yeah, I got it. Christ Almighty. Right, well, anyway, successful. We popped in. Lovely lady. We said a low to her.

We told her, we're getting some trinkets to leaving little boxes around London. She seemed very excited about it. So that's fun. But anyway, while Eli gets his energy drinks, I'm going to go ahead and take pictures of the items that we got

on our website, the cheapsher.com. Which you can look at things that we've done. No video for this week's episode. Gannon can't be asked. So it's just an audio experience for your ears. Hope you enjoy it. I think he was fucking that loaf, though.

Although I didn't see any sausage meat, if that makes sense. You know what I mean? Anyway, he was just holding against his belly while he was sick. I don't know. I see some weird shit. No one else sees this fucking shit. So, you know, I was talking about the man and the loaf? Yes.

I was just, while I was waiting for you to scroll. While you were taking the pictures? Yeah, while I was waiting for you to get your energy drink. Someone sent us this. and it's a man on threads and he goes, my name is Robert Proctor. I am on heat and relentlessly satisfying myself in bedroom. I will also wake up early in the morning around 4 a.m.

to satisfy myself to help resolve my heat. I've been in heat since Sunday. After coming home for my client's work, I am still in heat. Please pray for me that this subs subside, and there's a picture of him. That's horrible. I don't understand why you'd post that. It's on our threat, on your thread.

On thread, someone said that, you find that funny, wouldn't you? To be fair, it was reasonably amusing I don't think so. Hey, the abandoned walk. I need to take photos today. We take some photographs. We also didn't give me... We haven't given a proper update

about the tat we've bought and what were going on in the charity shop. Okay, I just want to talk about that. I do want to talk about that. We'll do it. I'm just going to take a picture of this walk. I gave a little bit of something to them, but I held back on all the details.

Also, I knew you were going to get in trouble for taking the photos there. I knew... Why don't get in trouble? I was just on... You're just on... in trouble, you almost got in trouble. For what? For taking a fucking photograph?

I'm not saying that taking a photograph on the street is bad, but round here, it's a community, round here, people were going to speak up, I knew they would. About what, though? I was just taking a picture. He wanted to know what you were doing. He's a fucking nosy bell-end. How did he fuck off? He wasn't. It was two shops down from him.

He's being a nosy knob. I'm fucking sick of it. I was just literally holding a camera and taking a picture of a bracelet, and he's like, what's going on here? as if I was like shooting up. And honestly, he was just looking at me

and I'm like, what do you want me to fucking say right now? I'm taking a photograph of something. That man, who you're complaining about, Paul, once when my trolley, this is a true story, 100%. He owns the fish and chip shop, yeah? Once when my trolley broke outside his fish and chip shop,

he lent me his fucking industrial trolley to take my records to a gig. He's a kind man. Don't give a fuck. nosey cunt and I'm going to chin him. If he fucking comes up to me. He would destroy you. He fucking wouldn't.

Because every man goes down with a quick swift to the bollocks first in. I'm sorry, that's just how it fucking goes. You look, it's your upbringing coming through. Oh, it's very windy today as well, I've noticed. It's a blustery day. Thank God I've got my muff. Yeah, I hope that muff's doing some...

Oh, it does wonders, my muff. Here we go. But anyway, did you see that fucking woman in the charity shop who's in front of us in the line? The fucking cunt she is. Oh, so I'm all right. I can't call a man of cunning. for me taking a picture in public property in public that man has been kind very kind to me it doesn't matter you don't know he's not a fucking whatever you don't know anyone you don't know anyone you're

just wow you need to score i think we should have some booze along the way today no because you need to calm booze does not do well for me and it gets worse as i get older calm the fuck down paul all right go on now you have your little rant about the little woman you met then in the shop i've seen her in there before haggling it's a charity shop at end of the day i know it is slacker than some others but really giving it, haggling. And did you see when you dropped that 20p on the floor? Yeah, I knew what was the conversation. She thought it was hers.

Yeah. Like, fuck off. Anyway, so that pissed me off because she's always in there. Just being horrible. A lot of people haggle when they're in there, I've noticed. Yes, that's the part of the, it's got a kind of fine vibe. But how lovely is the lady there who served us? Oh, very lovely.

One of the items is the family of three little porcelain. Japanese kimono kind of. I want to say sort of like Inuit, like maybe it could be. I don't know. You know, like far north. Maybe. Some kind of native peoples. I thought it was a Japanese thing.

Or it could be like Eastern European, Russian, Eastern Europe. Yeah, either way. It's a little kind of almost Russian doll-like little set of a family. They look like they could almost be little Matrushka dolls, but they're not. Pictures on Instagram and on our website, easy. And so we're looking for these tat things. And I say, oh, we could put one of these. in each and then you went, no, don't split, split the family up.

And then she was like, no, you must promise me before I sell it to you. And it's true, we're not going to separate the family up. I'm going to put. That was great banter, great bit of charity shop banter about the family, splitting up the family and everything, you know. Because some people say, why don't you recall we're going to charity shops? And I'm always like, I feel like it's a bit more invasive than they deserve because they're just, you know, all volunteers helping out.

Absolutely. And, you know, I'm happy to just let them do their job and not stick a microphone in or near their face. it's not fair. So that's why I never record in charity shops when we go and grab our bits. The other funny thing that happened on this show once in the charity shop is I said, get down on it,

suck my helmet, and then someone went, I heard that. Yeah. I believe you first mentioned that in the Safari episode we did many years ago and it became the riff

of which we rifted. No, no, it actually happened whilst we were making an episode. Well, did that same day then? Because you brought it up in that episode. No, I brought it up. I always bring it up. Now we're approaching chestnuts

Park? Oh yeah, so hang on. So when you go to the app or the website rather and you look at the map, it does give you locations but if you hit on them it tells you exactly.

Okay. You know, so let me... So here we go. It says here, Tottenham Trinket Trade Box. That's the name of it, this one. Location, Chess Nuts Park, La Rose Lane Entrance, Tottenham,

North London and it has its own TikTok. Mammam must support. Anyway, Tottenham Trinket Box is a small community swap box where anyone can leave a trinket and take a trinket. It is a simple way to spread a little joy and encourage sharing in the neighbourhood. Take one, leave one, enjoy the magic of tiny treasures. A small white... Image description, a small white community Tottenham bar.

Okay, so this is like a kind of thing showing you what it says. I think I know exactly where it is. So that's good idea. That's what we're doing first then, our Tottenham Trinket Box. And also, did I mention this? I've got my little portable printer and we'll take pictures of us putting things in and we'll put the picture in there. Yeah, cool.

That'd be fun. I think we should perhaps try and rank them as well, or rate them. Because we're going to see 4 today, which is the most picturesque, you know? Best stuff in it? Best stuff in it? Given overall score, we don't want to break it down to elements, do we?

Because it's all charity and community, lad. So there's no point in being too exclusive with our opinions. Which the best is going to be, though? Yeah. This is a lovely spot. Look, there's the old reporter tower in St Anne's, which used to be a huge hospital for many years here. You know what, I'm going to walk on

because every time we go past this and every episode, you say the exact same thing. And I'm sorry, that's fine once, maybe twice. When it's like the 17th time. It doesn't matter. It does matter. People like reiteration of interesting things. Well, how about you go listen to an old episode

and find out then? Well, you can. We're going to. That's what we're going to suggest. Come on, you've got nothing to say. That's what it is. You've got nothing like... I've got plenty of to say. Go on. Let me rephrase that.

I might not have much to say, but I'm not repeating stuff I've said thousands of fucking times. Because someone doesn't have that much to say themselves. Yeah, well, maybe next time we walk past the water tower, you don't fucking fucking fucking. Like it's some kind of fucking Pavlovian response. I want me smoke smokes, don't I? So apologize to me.

No. No. I will apologise to you when I'm doing your eulogy that's when I'm going to save my apologies for you're a disgusting person Anyway what a lovely walk we're having today It's a nice blue sky

You've never said that before have you Paul Oh here we go I'm so bored of you saying what a lovely day We're having a lovely walk bored of it Repeat yourself ad nauseous You're nauseous Right where's this box No one fucking cares do they

Where the fuck it is Here we go. Fuck you. I care. You're just upset because I've told you off for telling the same story you always tell. Everyone wants to hear the story again. It's only you. Because I fucking live most of my working life with you.

Jurassic Park scooter. Is that okay? Is that novel enough for something to say? That's what I want. Is it Jurassic World Park one? Yeah. What gave it away? Oh, on the front you can see Jurassic World.

Oh, Jurassic World. Is it electric one? Yeah, it's battered as well. That's seen some days since 2016, I'll tell you that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right, can we...

Want to have a go? I'm not moving on. I'll never move on. With a more open heart and happy mind. You started it? I didn't. Right, are we going to the right entrance? Is this the right way?

I don't know whether I should mention were the entrance, because I might have brought it up in a podcast before, Paul. You talk like a politician. Oh, I've been told not for one thing, so I was going to scattershot my... my egregiences all over the fucking shop as a result. Well, I don't agree with that point you just made, but it was kind of novel, I have to say. Scatter shot my egregiances.

Yes. All over here, all over her back in chess. Oh, saucy biscuits. Right. This episode from now on will never have, will not have anything we've said before in. Cockleswot, whistle little huddle. McGindle dopops. I like this better than you just...

Fanny Craddock. Moody. I'm not moody. I'm not moody. I just don't like fucking people. Fucking questioning me if I'm just taking a fucking photograph. Here's what I think.

He's doing something dodgy and he's thinking he's going to take a picture of that and blow my operation. Okay, here we are. Right, I'll tell you what. This is Leronez Avenue, which was formerly, yeah, controversially Black Boy Lane.

The name of it? Yeah, because of a pub that's at the top there that was called the Black Boy. and so there's a movement and it's worked for them to change the name because it's racially insensitive but a lot of the residents

so you can see it there in that window it says it's got a black boy lane sign do you see what I'm pointing? Do you see that? So a lot of them are refusing to change because it's too woke you've changed you know it's a weird sort of

flashpoint in this weird local cultural war sort of thing it always focuses me off back and La Rose can I just finish the story La Rose is now La Rose Lane that's named after a local black activist, you know, like probably a great guy. I don't know what to think about it.

I'm just reporting it. I always get a little bit, like, not upset, but I always get kind of just bemused by people who hate change that much that they start to build a hill to die on over it. And it's like they change a street name, mate. It's not... You didn't care about it until they changed it.

La Rose Avenue is a nice name for a street. But I mean, yeah, I mean, it's fine, yeah. Right, so hang on. But I would personally... I personally don't think keeping the Black Boy Lane is offensive really either. No. But also it's a strange hill to die on. You're very strange.

You know. Yeah. I take your point now. This is, however. Can I take a little break? The entrance. Well, have you tied yourself up with your vitriol and hatred towards your co-host who's trying to help you? My boring, repetitive co-host, who fucking gets on my tits week in, week out.

Yeah. Yeah. You can't escape me. No. Apologise, anyway. No. When you are dead, I will apologise. You hate saying...

You hate it when I say that. Anyway... I might only turn up to that. Fuck off. You definitely would not. You'd be so destroyed. You wouldn't be able to make it. You'd be in a huge mental breakdown.

Anyway... Oh, my boyfriend's dead. Yes, basically. Is there a polar bear on that tree? Can you see? No. Hang on, what am I looking at? No.

It's like you. You were doing that in my house. No, I was. wasn't. You would? No, I wasn't. You're like, fucking... I did say, I heard you. You were grappling off. Like, they had graphing. Okay, but did you smell anything then? No, so... Okay, fair enough, I didn't. No crime therefore committed.

Right. I don't think... No, this is just a picture of a teddy bear tied to a tree with the number 14 on that says clean air. No, it's not. I know where it is. And I'm going to tell you after this little sound effect. Right, so here we are. We're in Chestnut Park and I have. know where the box is. I'm going to take a picture of this teddy bear sign though because it's a thing of note. No, it's not in the park, it's just outside. There's a little white boxy just there. I think that's it. This one here. I think it's this. Yeah, there is. Trading rules. Tottenham, Trinket, trade box. Take one, leave one. And these are the people who set it up. No, that's

that Polish. These are the rules for trading. So they are... Swap fairly. Take one, leave one. Keep it safe. No food, liquids or sharp objects. Be kind. Only small clean trinkets, fair enough. No broken items. If you wouldn't keep it, don't leave it. And respect the box. Please close the door properly and fasten the latch.

Now, let's take a picture. Thank you, sir. It's like a repurpose sort of toolbox or old electrical... It's got a solar panel attached to it as well for some reason. And look, there's a solar panel attached to it for some reason. And they've used the cut out letters from magazines font. but they actually have done it. Like a blackmail hostage letter kind of thing.

Or a punk cover, like the Sex Pistols cover. Cut the crap. But they actually have done it. Yeah. So, okay, let's open it off. Oh, look, they've got several languages on the box as well. Yeah, I was going to say, I thought there was a few languages there. Yeah, it's a very diverse area here.

Yeah, so that might mean we get something nice. Now, here's the thing. Are we going to take or just leave? I think we should just, unless there's something amazing that I like a, like a pin badge that I really would like. I'm just happy to leave. You know what? You're crazy for pin.

You like the Lex Luthor of pin badges. Do you know that? Yeah. Why is it when I say this about my pins? You go all off on one. But I'd ever say this about your record collection, which I think is, you know, must be a little bit hard to manage at times, don't you think?

I'm not saying hard to manage. I'm saying just the way, unless there's a pin, you said it in a different voice. I've got a pin in that charity shop of the helicopter. That's what I mean. Stop! Stop! Look at yourself.

Stop. It brings me joy. Okay, can I have a pin if there's a pin in here, please? Unless I want it more. Exactly. This is what I'm talking about. It's unfair. Open the box.

You've got the pin. You've already got a pin today, didn't you? A helicopter pin that I quite like, actually. So what? Are we sharing out found pins or not? Yes, we are. Thank you. But if there's a ghost bus one in there, you'd say, oh, look at this.

We've opened it up, and it's honestly, respectfully been kept closed and clean. It's very nicely maintained. So, first view. You've got things hanging in the... Oh, they've like little... I love those little... Bandles. I need to get some of these. Oh, these little hook things, you mean?

They're little sort of tape-on hooks all in one. They, I need those. Yeah. I've got so much crap in my house. Hang on, let me take a picture of you. Take it a picture of that. Okay, I'll just give them a little rundown of what we've got in here.

We've got a bangle, a name bangle that says Elsa. Yeah. We have another little bangle that is multi-coloured. Hang on, you're not on mic. Another little bangle. that has multi-coloured crochet sort of strands. Then we've got a pink bangle, which is like old school telephone wire, coiled.

Then we have a blue sort of crochet bangle. Then we have another name bangle with little tiles that says ruby. Then we have a sort of key ring dinosaur. Oh, the solar light powers the fairy lights around it. That's nice touch. Then we have a hair band with a sort of Wonder Girl. Barbie. It looks like it could be Shira.

Could be Shira. They've got like a little crown. I want to say next to it. I can't quite see. Punjab. Disney. Oh, it's a Disney princess. So it's probably Rapunzel.

Hairband. Then we have Robin from Batman and Robin as a plush. What are these new things? They're like plush car hanging. Keyring. Plush key ring. Oh, sorry. Are you going to put something in?

Yeah. Oh, no, no. We'll get out of the way. Come on. We'll put something. Because we're going to put something in as well, but we're doing a little podcasty thing. So we'll let you do your thing until you're not.

Listen to us to us to talk rubbish. Halfway through the display. driving the stuff more than half-ray, everyone. Have you decided what you're going to put in? What should we put in this one? I think we should put the little... Oh, the duck straight away. Why not? No, fine. I want to take a picture of you put the duck in, and then I'll print it out and then put it in there with it, yeah?

Does that sound like a plan? Also, what did you put in your hair? I put product in my hair. Because it looks like you've got a load of matted cum in the back of your ponytail. It is, like, thick with white goo. Just so you know. I thought a bird had done a dirt... I thought a bird had done a dirty on you. Yeah, it's right by the knot of it. It's like it's really thick in there.

It's all right. I appreciate that. I honestly thought a bird had done something dirty on you or a man had lashed out. In a rush I put some of my hair food stuff on. Yeah. Because it gets terribly dry, as you know. Yeah, it does get quite dry. I'm sorry, okay?

No, no, I apologize. Honestly, it's fine. Don't apologize. Right. It's quite child-centric, this thing, and it feels like we're hanging around. Well, we are, and that's why we shouldn't really spend, like, 15 minutes going for every single one while kids line up behind us.

I just need to know. the rest of the objects in there. Can we give it quickly then or something? Yeah, I'll try and speed it up. All right. I did say bangle a lot. There were a lot of bangles. You could have just said a selection of bangles and we would have done the job.

Have you forgiven the fish chop man? No, fuck that guy. Eli's going to put the rubber duck in, he's decided. And I'm going to take a picture of it and then print it out and put it in there with it. There's nothing like I can, that I want to take from there. No. I'm honestly fine with not taking at all, again, unless something really appeals to us. Yes.

Because, yeah. Are you allowed to put badges in? They did say don't put sharp, broken. I don't know. I wouldn't. From this, it seems a bit more kid-centered. We'll be all right by some schools and everyone's coming out.

This is a cool thing. Is that only four of these in the whole of London? Yeah. I was thinking I might start one near me, near the parking harrow. You so should. Yeah.

That would be excellent and a way to offload some of the tat. Well, I mean, I'd have to build a hundred off them. To get it started. Oh, I guess to get it started. I could put a few bits of it. Yeah, yeah. that you don't really want but you know i'd have to run it past the bloody harrow community facebook

WhatsApp group or whatever so you're going to put the rubber ducky in yeah have you got the rubber ducky because i don't have the rubber ducky i've got everything but that it's in my pocket where the fuck is the duck no i got it in my pocket right all right they have just left the trinket box so we're going to put one in now what you forgot the duck i might have forgotten the duck man give me one sec right well should we put another one in in in Instead then. I want to see... In your front pocket?

I want to see you've got the duck. I'm going to try the front pocket. Just thought you might have tried it while you were down there. Right. So the one thing you had to bring then, eh? The one thing you had to bring, Mr. Silverman. No, you haven't got it? Shut up.

No, you... But you've got your nice little glass pipe, so that's important. I'm glad you got that. No, you didn't bring it. What you're trying to say? I'll tell you what? We can go past. You can pass your house on the way to the other one and you can pop in and get it. How about that?

No. Oh heaven fucking forbid. In that case, can we move on? Once again. What do you want to put in then? The bangle or the little family? Get that out the way straight away? No, definitely not the family.

We should do that in barking. All right. But then what do you want to put in this one? Let's add a bangle, yeah. All right. Just to finish off the items, we've got a sea animals, Pears memory game, Top Trump's card game, a little Tweety Pie patch.

We've got an... Gingerbread wooden toy. An action man sort of little fig. Oh, a nice little duck or goose figurine. Oh, and what is that? A little car thing? I don't know. Tiny little car thing.

That is broken. You've got a miniature hair comb. I'm getting bored of this now. There is a McMillan's badge. People are staring on us. It's weird now. There's a little gingerbread man thing. Yeah, I know.

There's a little ring, a little flower, plastic flower ring. There's a sticker of bucks bunny. Right, I'm just going to go ahead and say that. I don't want this to be every box we go to. flower. Right, take a picture. There's a little, little tiny eye like that. Because we've got to take a picture as well. I'm getting... Right, okay, fine. So what are you going to put in from us?

You've got all of it? Yeah, but it's in my pocket. So what do you want to take in and I'll get it out? You've got the duck in there? No. You might have the duck in there. I don't? Because I remember I took pictures. I would have known because I had to, you know, take it all out of my pocket. Let's put the bangle. I already told you. Right, we're doing it then. Well, no, because you need to put it in because I need to take a picture of it, don't I? Yeah, give us the bangle. You're crabby, asshole. You're making it difficult by being weirdly fucking obstructive right right ready reach put it in go put it in I don't care stick it in right good perfect and now I'm gonna print this out we're gonna move on to the next one so that's what we're gonna do we'll see you after this sound effect we put our first trinket in right I've put the picture in after my little printer that we got from

Ali Express and then we'll leave a little momentum of each one so this is Eli putting the pirate red bangle in the box and Eli. There you go. I stuck it onto the inside. Yeah, no, cool, man. Sweet. Right, clasp. And now we're on to the next one.

Right. Where is the next one? It's hard to rate that because it's our first one. Well, yeah, wait until we get to the next one, right? They're not all that box. Oh, look, they've got some things on the outside of those hooks. They put some... Hang on.

So the next one is Fairland Park Trinket Box. Have you sealed it? Yeah, yeah. Fairland Park Trinket Box. So it's over, do you want to put N8-O-N-H in your phone? Fairland Park Trinket Box. Please consider donating to the North Haringay School PSA charity.

And it's on Fairfax, 27 Fairfax Road. Give me the postcode again? The postcode is N-A-Skull. 8, 0NH. And that's the one we're going to next, which is not that far away. It's a little orange box. Can walk there in just under 20 minutes. Do you want to do that?

Yeah. Okay. Might get a bite to eat on the way as well. A little bit hungry. Maybe I'm hungry. I'm not really had anything to eat. You know what? There is something.

You really are more moody than normal. I'm off the boil. You're on your bloca rid? Oh. Isn't there a word, some kind of really? There is some. Yeah, there is, there is, you're right, but I don't know. Your mangyna is.

Right, which way are we going? This way? Right, we will see. You know what I'm taking you back past? The view of the water tower, Paul. What's this bus doing? Oh yeah. They're crossing the road.

Yeah, I didn't see that, I was all. 3,4-1, nice bus, that. Nice bus, great bus. We've never done that, but that is one of those 24-hour ones, although it has featured on Cheap Show quite a lot, because it's the one that went out to that big Tesco Extra where we've got the Muppet figurine thing, so the Lego Muppet bags.

Do you remember that? Are you getting rumbles in the tum-tum? Do you want to... Oh, Paul. He's got a bad tummy. Oh, you really do. The smell of that was like, oh. Just going to walk, just going to walk ahead of them.

See if they can wash in my wake. Wash, weave, wash. I think it was just that one that was bad. Yeah. I'll tell you what, Eli. Oh, water towel. It smelled like a rusty pipe that one, didn't it, eh? Exactly.

As if there's things you don't fucking repeat or ad nauseum. Like, where's me enamel pin badges? Yeah, exactly. Right, we're walking on to the next one. Right, we're halfway to our destination. We've been advised. Halfway. Oh, regularly.

We're only about a minute. It's actually telling me. Yeah, I've arrived. It's just up there. Oh. And the park just up there. So, yeah, we've arrived. We don't need to go up that narrow passage then.

No, no. All right, then. It's just, you know, people who know, Sheep show, no, we like our tight passages. So we went up that one, we always go up. Tell them about what happened on the way over. The missing duck problem has been solved in a very serendipitous way.

We've let the fates align, so we have no duck, but as we were walking along the road to get to where we are right now, there was a little box outside of the front of a house with a few knit-max in to take. And what did you take? We're going to leave one of these things, by the way, in the next box. A metallic...

necklace in a sort of tribal sort of way. Because from a distance, I thought they were like Turkish worry beads or like Christian beads. You know, what do they call them? I think it's got a sort of African look to it. Chunky. It's a bit rusty though, isn't it? It's a little bit gone, yeah, isn't it? So I'm not...

Perfect as a trinket. Well, we can leave it in there if nothing else, right? I think that's a perfect tricket. Also in the box. A lovely leather, osprey, light blue leather clutch. And look, there's a little clue inside. Cancer Research UK limit. Is there a name? No name.

No name. Let's see if there's anything else in the folds. Make money, look for money. It's nice lined with Osprey London. Are they a posh band? I don't know. It can't be that good if they're giving it away on the door. It's a nice clutch, though. It'll do.

I mean, it's... Maybe it's broken. I don't think it's broken. Maybe it's just got a new one. I want a new one. and that one I don't want no more. Give it away. No, that's a perfect condition. I like the colour.

I'm going to keep that for myself. What would you put in it? You know, you keep it in your bag and you keep your sort of, you know, your passport, your things in it. No, it's fine. Because it's a woman's. No, that was further enough from what I was suggesting. More that, you don't seem to me to be the clutch type of person.

So I'm surprised that you thought you'd get use out of it. I admire bags more as I get older. Look at this little Hermes, little wallet card holder I picked up for a quid. Do you like that? That's nice. It's simple. Nice and smooth. I mean, I like my little wallet with the thing.

That's got the ejector seat. That's much more sort of Jeremy Clarkson. It's not. Anything. It's like, oh, look at the action on my wallet. Jeremy Clarkson has a big fat leather jacket. That's too big for any of his trouser pockets. Whereas this is like a slick thing.

Lever wallet, yeah. You know. So all I'm saying is this is more like you kind of trendy on the go thing. And also the little label, the little handle. It gives it a kind of a... It's got an action. It's got a mechanical action, yeah. It's very satisfying to pull out my cards and put them away again.

We have a fidget toy sort of vibe as well. Yeah. So is this it? Yeah. All right, we're at the next one. So this is where again? Hang on. I'll look on the app.

Phil and Park. You still have eaten. You need some food. We'll do it after this or whenever the next one is. Right, so where does it say? It's a little orange box and it doesn't say exactly where it is. just as it's in here somewhere. No, this one has not as much information as the previous one.

What park is it? This one. So it's in here somewhere. Fairland Park. So this is the right place. We just, it's a little, hang on, there's photographs. Like the geocash. It's on a fence.

It's on a one of these fences. Trinket trade. So maybe it's at the far end on the other one. Because this is not this one. And they probably wouldn't put it on the high road because it's, you know, in the way. So. But the fence isn't, they might.

That's not the high road up there. That's Whiteman Road. It's not the high road. Well, you know, like a main road. It's a main one, yeah. So, we're going to have to check if it wasn't down here. One of ten. I can't scroll this around. Have I got to use two fingers for this as well?

Fuck sake. Anyway, I can't move the picture. I'm hoping it's still here. Oh, is that it there? No, it's there by the... I see it? Yeah, it's there by the basketball court. All right, we're going in.

Next one. Trinket box number two, Thirl and Park. Job done, let's see what's in this one then. Right, what have we got? We're going to do this without the fath of last time. The box design is exactly the same, but it does smaller. Yeah, but smaller. Oh, pickles, look, there's a pickle sticker on the outside.

An lollipop and a shop. And a Port Patrol sticker. Oh, some big, much smaller. It says no stealing. Fair enough. I think that's fair. There's no stealing in little stick on. Wait, are you recording?

Yeah, we are sorry. Stick on... Little lettering. I don't know. Stick a layering. Already I can see. Put your hand out. You're always in the way where I take a picture.

Right, here we go. That one. Right, there's a lot fewer items in this one as well, so we can list them all. I've got a cement mixer truck. Yeah. I've got a little roller boat with a little pirate captain sat at the front. I like that. I might be having that.

There's a pickle sticker in here, Paul. Right, well, okay, that's good. Pickle sticker, we're taking that. I like that. See, this is fate, a little Christmas tree. A little car. And there's a little fire engine with a little movable crane. That's fucking nice as well.

Job done. And there's a little Christmas, like a... Little fir tree. It's a little model tree, really. And there's a little broken. That is a broken item. But I think there's no rules on this one. No, but you know, it's not that broken that it's like...

It could be a dangerous... There's two of these pickle stickers. We'll leave one in them. I definitely will. Yeah. Right, so put all this back. What are we going to put in? What do you want to put in?

I'd like... Because you said you want to save the old one. I want this boat, so I would like to swap something good for it. Alright, well then we could put the little keychain in the little alien man. Yeah, that's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah. Right, we'll put the little... It's a little purple alien man. Oh, there's a little roller dinosaur.

Oh, that's Rex from a toy story. Is it? Yeah. Does he roll around like that? No, just for some reason that looks like that. I like that better than the boat. So, take a picture of me now. Use your phone, you take a picture of me putting it in, and then I'll take a picture of it.

Okay. And then we'll do that. I'm going to take Rex instead. Then the what? Then the boat. All right, good. Roll a wrecks. Is that in properly? Yeah. All right, because I don't want to break this.

And a sticker, so I'm actually taking two things. Or you have to take a picture of me putting this in then? Actually, you know what? Don't. Take, use my phone because that way it's easier for me to print this bugger out. So there you go. Oh, you've got on all of that book? Take them up. No, it's a box where you trade. Yeah, we're trading some trinkets around.

We're doing a swap. And you want to do one as well. And I found this on the floor. It's a little sticker of a pig. Oh, we can put them in. See, I don't want to trade this. Oh, stick them all in. We'll stick them all in.

Put them in there. Go on, stick them all in. It's a picture of a pig. Oh, there are rules. Leave a trinket, take a trinket, leave it tidy, and dedicate to charity. That's all good. Okay, let's put these stickers. Slide it on the bottom. And use my phone to take a picture of me sticking this in. Okay.

There's a pig sticker. We had a little child run by and offer to stick some stickers in. Very nice. Portrait, please. And I'm going to, here we go. Get in further, please. Yeah? Right, I took a few.

You can choose the one you like. All right. It's purple and green like. What's the where have I seen that is that's like a it's a baddie isn't it from I don't know it's like a Marvel baddie it's a it looks like a logo for like some kind of charity it's a heart it's a heart ninja heart it's a heart I don't know it's a ninja heart anyway I'm gonna take a photo that you did already I'm gonna take a picture I'm gonna um there are little hooks look at those little hooks yeah we're our first hook thing for this box so far and I'm gonna do the today at least I'm gonna do the sticker printout thing okay it takes a fast I'm not gonna record it but I'm gonna put that in now so

now we'll come back to you in a moment right two down two to go the next one mr silverman hang on a second yeah all right no rush i'll tell you what i'll read out what it says um why you're i don't know i'm fine and ready to go all right cool this is in sutherby road n 52 u p n52 u p okay and it should be sutherby road It's an hour walk Well we're not walking are we We're getting the bus We can get the bus in three quarters of an hour

Right So that's not, I mean that's not nothing is it So yeah It's in this neighbourhood Sort of but it is quite far away So shall we do that? Yeah This is the trinket

Let me just see what it says here This is a trinket box I'd love to share it with more people I've had a little free library set up For quite a couple of years Now with the other community And just put the trinket box up So I thought it'd be a good time to share it

Right, let's go. And there's pictures there, so we know what it looks like. It looks very similar to that. But we're off. Where are we going? We're just going to walk down. The park that we were in, Fairlawn, is it called? Fairland.

Fairland Park is between Falkland Road here and then a road there on the other side. It's sort of where the houses are going up. It's hard to explain, you know what I mean? It's got a road on either side, basically. We're walking back to Green Lanes to catch the one-for-one. Sweet. So that's what we're going to do. 1-4-1 all the way to Finney-Binny Park.

All around there. I don't even think it is actually in Finsbury Park. No, it's actually closer to Highbury-Lislington than it is to Finsbury Park, I think. Yeah, yeah. The park's the closest. Because Finsbury Park itself, the actual centre of it is a bit of a shithole, let's be honest.

I mean, it's very busy. Arsenal fans. Anyway, so... Why? They hate it. My partner's one. Yeah. And I tell her all the time.

I love the... How sad it must be. have that much pain as a fan. I love the architecture of this school here. Isn't that lovely? That is what we call deco, in it? Deco light. Early 20th century covers it.

Early 20th century modernism covers it more. Yeah. Because it has deco elements, but that love sort of, the gates, do you see the sun design? Yeah, that's the little touch that makes you think someone was proud of building this. It's nice, really. Which you don't get a lot of really in modern structures.

No, but you get a lot of lovely schools around here. There's some lovely Victorian ones. Don't let, I'm gonna get onto the water tower. you're not careful. But you see that's that part of the school. You can see it's 1892, but that definitely was at least it's got to be 50s right. No, I think it's like 1910s 20s. About 50 years later. Either way. Either way. Uh, what's what we do with it? Let's get some photos of that. All right. Well, what school is it? Oh, it's got a little red panda on it. That's nice. So anyway, I'm just looking at this sign at all. There's a big sale.

Movie night. That's all right, isn't it? Haringay PSA thing. So this is a nice thing that I reckon about exploring London this way. Because you get so, I mean look, you get so many people who don't live in London complaining about London. And to some extent, I totally fucking get it. But I've lived here for, well, forgetting the Southampton and Cambridge Jones I had professionally. I've been in London for about 20 odd years. And I still love exploring the fucking place. I still love find these little pockets of community. I still adore exploring London. You know, it's not just this shitty city hellscape people like to complain about. It's actually a nuanced, multi-layered tapestry of everything this country tries to represent at its best.

And you can see the same thing in Manchester and Liverpool and Glasgow, I'm sure, but like, I don't know, I'm very fond of London. Yeah. And we're crossing back across the Harrogay Passage here. Oh yeah? Yeah. Back up to the, they are, have all been sort of around green lanes around here, the ladder, as this is now. We're on the ladder, the harangay ladder.

And I think there are some of these outside of London. I haven't really properly checked, may I'll do that a bit later. But I'm definitely going to start one in Harrow, I think. I think I'd like that or maybe a geocash. I still want to do a geocash sequel somewhere else. Wouldn't you do the geocash at the same location as the thing? Wouldn't that be a thing? There aren't that many.

Well, there aren't as many of the trinket boxes as there are geocaches, I think. So slightly weighted towards one or the other. And we've got to visit all four of them in London today. That's crazy. Yeah. It's nice. It's nice because, like, there's also a cynical, miserable part of you. It's like, oh, these will just get covered in common pissed by some dickheads.

You know what I mean? We ruin it for everyone because they're hateful shit. But no, so far, all been kept well. I mean, the point is they would have to be hateful because the stuff is so worthless. Yeah. It costs you money to sell it. Yeah. It would cost you money to actually.

sell it. Do you see what I mean? It's just, you know, I expect spiteful behaviour, but luckily like these things have been left alone and that's what I think is nice about it. Yeah, most people aren't total cunt, you know. No, I know. It's only when you fire up a fucking app, do you think that? So, anyway, so look, we're going to walk over now to the Green Lanes, get a bus and we'll probably pop back and say hello once we're closer to our destination. Southernby Road. Oh, what's all this? It's a box of multi-sensory slimy set. That just got dumped.

No one's going to pick that up. No one's going to that. And frankly, I think if I touch that, I'd get every childhood disease under the sun from touching it. I wonder if we'll find anything else on the street during our wanderings today. Well, that's part of the joy of getting out and about and having a good old rummage in it in the city. Yes. Right. Oh, we love a rummage.

Walking down Falkland Road here. I used to play poker up here before I lived in the area. There's a Spanish family who want it all back. Ha ha ha ha ha. That was a bit of politics. It was my biggest ever poker win. Happened in one of these houses. Really?

Yeah, when I won the Christmas tournament for 900 quid. Was it a friend's house or some kind of weird backroom thing? Well, the people I played, yeah, home game with. I wouldn't call him a friend, but... Someone you rinsed gun proper of a bit of cash. No, he usually rinsed me. That's why it was such a great night. That's what I'm saying in this instance.

You've rinsed them? Yeah, yeah. Must have felt really good. He knocked him out. Nice. Of the tournament with aces. and he had jacks, that's how much I can remember. Why don't you start, like, a podcast about poker or something?

Why don't you do that? Why don't you do Eli's poker pod? I'm not that interested in it. Oh, well, how about you shut up about it then right now? I knew that was lurking. I knew, we all knew what was lurking behind your fashion. Let's get the bus. Come on.

Hello, everybody. Paul Gannon and Eli Silver have had a massive rite over the word unctious, but we're moving on from that. The point is that we are now... We're on Sutherby Street. We're on Sotheby Street. We're walking to our third trinket box. And I'm going to repeat this as well because I cut it all out.

But, oh, what is this? It's a weird corner muse, Ebrie Mews, but it looks... I mean, this looks pretty thrown together in a corner. You know, like in one of those, this was bombed out maybe so they had some spare land and they built a house, isn't it?

That's definitely a post-war structure over there. Yeah, weird, little cubby area for a house. Anyway, let me just bring you up to date. I had to get off the bus that Eli was on because fortunately there were a few people there who smelt of poo. I'm sorry, it's the only way I can say it. They smelled poo. It was still there on the bottom deck when I got off.

I don't think they were there, but the smell was there. Yeah, it always lingers. So I got off the bus. Eli stayed on because it was also packed and I couldn't move past the shit smell because no one would let me pass, so I got off the bus. Actually, the straw that broke the camel's back was the woman sat down who let off the wettest.

swampiest fart I've ever heard. I never see or hear people fart. I know, mate. You know what? Some of the times I get a comment saying, Paul's making this up. No, no, no, no, no. If I'm making stuff up to be funny,

I don't talk about people shitting their pants or farting. I believe you. All right. There is some clothing that has been left out here. But I wonder if this is a homeless situation, not so much a charity thing. Well, oh. Do you like this blouse?

No, he's picked up a white lady's blouse. Witchery. So anyway, I had to get off the bus and get the one for one that behind. That was behind Eli's. But all that was fine. We got off the bus, then I had a massive round of the park, and now we're here. Right. This is barbo.

This is a good brand, mate. Look, these are famous for their wax jackets. You know, the barbore, the green ones. Look, you can feel that. That is like a, that is a quality item. It's a quality item. I'm not against the item. There's a phone case.

Anyway, Eli's gone full feral. We are walking through our third one. It's a few minute walk away. Tired. Fivep I do need... Oh, what else that happened? That I've cut out, because listening to me and Eli argue,

in real life is ugly. Oh, yeah, we went to ASDA to get a bite to eat. We both bought a heated chili dog. And again, like we said before, I thought it was going to have all the trimmings, but apparently all the trimmings were inside the hot dog itself. aspect was the dog was slightly chilly. I couldn't taste that. I couldn't taste it. I think it was slightly

red with a chili thing. And there was a line of snotty cheese going down the centre. Yeah, as I like to call it, throat butter. That's what the cheese looked like. I love this round. But ultimately, I'll be honest with you, it wasn't horrible. It was just, you know. No, it's fine. It wasn't, I'm fresh. Look at that lovely. London Borough of Islington, Recreation Services.

87P as well. There used to be a park or something here. This used to be a gate to the park. Yeah. Because it says recreation services. It's great round. Is it just a school now? this private property. Oh, that's our school. It was a house just looks like a school. Weirdly. I think that was a way through to the park that's on the other side.

I can't even see through. Oh no, hang on. Through the crack. No, that just goes to sheds. There's just old sheds in there. I love these old signs though. Yeah. Self would be around.

It's a lovely little street. So how far away are we now from it? A couple of minutes? Are we right? Yeah. Because I looked at the picture on the website and it's up here. It's on a fence.

It's on a fence. It's a minute or so up this way, Paul. Yeah. Because the last few have been in a park, this one looks like it's attached to a lamppost or something maybe. Oh, mate, you want an oven to take with your own? That's on the street. Can we take that? And a fridge.

And a fridge. You are, mate. No, it's for the council to pick up. Council to collect. Yeah, because you have to get it. Otherwise, you get fined for dumping. I didn't know this. Do you know you're not allowed to put, like, letters from the bank or thing in, like, public bins?

I didn't know that. Because some woman was like, oh, I got a, I got a... Here it is. I see it. Oh yeah. This woman basically went, oh, I got a fine from the council for thousands of pounds because they found my council tax bill in a bin. I didn't put it in there. I don't know how. I don't know how it got into a general public bin. But anyway, now I've got to pay a couple of... Someone could just take letters from your house just to fuck you up and put them in a bit. I think it's the council's way of saying we don't want any responsibility should your details get frauded.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, here it is. Next to a library. Oh, free little library. Oh, that's lovely. on the side of a free library. Hang on, let me just get it from another angle so we can get both in. Well, this is lovely. Stand by it, Paul. Oh, yes.

Unfortunately, it's right out someone's house, so now I'm a bit worried that we're being. Oh, I know, because they put it in there, I guess. I'm still a bit weird. I feel like I'm robbing them. Right. I'm going to put this on here so we can talk. I'm going to have a little look in the library to start.

Yeah, there's a little grass library with a few boxes. It's got a Snoopy sticker on the... Snoopy sticker. Oh, you've got typical stuff that you find in these things. Where's that printer? James Harriet, you know, these vet books? Yes. Comic books is one of those.

Two Jack Higgins. All Things Bright and Beautiful. What was that TV show they were based on? Yes, I think it was called that. Was that him? No, it wasn't it. All creatures, great and small. All creatures great and small.

Here you go, I'm going to put this on. Oh, there's... What about you, man? What? Sir Charlie's Stinky Sox. I was expecting worse there, to be fair. No, no. Unfortunately, you've got to be banged to write

when it comes to that. You've got bad socks, yeah? There's three Higgins. Now, what's he did? The Eagle has landed? That's a thing. That's a sort of adventure crime. Yes.

Dad action books. Dad action. Right, very good. Action. Arabesque by Barbara Nadell. I find that what that is. It's a ballet move. Yes.

Because I bet that's like a romance. It looks like a romance, isn't it? Maybe here. There is a snail. Snail book. Cuba. Unique and Authentic. Oh, Don Winslow.

That's good, that. The Winter of Frankie Machine. I don't know who that is. Winslow is the guy who he's a crime writer. Yeah. I don't know what his most famous one is, but this book is about an aging gangster who gets pulled back into it, basically, one last job sort of vibe.

Textbook. Famously, the rights were bought by Robert De Niro. Oh. For this. Never made it. And they never got round to it. They made something else similar instead. And he's too old for the role or something now?

No, I mean, now he is. But yes, Don Winslow, he's had a lot of stuff that almost was a big film. Most recently, that Crime 101 with... That was one of his, yeah. Oh, that did all right critically, didn't it? Yeah, I saw it. It was fine. It was a good genre film, you know what I mean?

Like a heisty thing. And Ruffalo was good. I just think that Chris, what's his name? Pine. No, it's Helmsworth. It's Helmsworth. He's just a bit of a stiff, isn't he? You know what I mean?

He's a bit of blank. Is he the Thor one? He's the one who's Thor one. He's all right. I think it depends on the role with him. He was good at Thor. But I don't know. You liked him in... Ghostbusters.

But he's playing a blonde ditsy idiot in that. So that's the Winter of Frankie Machine everyone. Don Winslow? No. I've got a copy. I literally have a copy. Hang on. It's not one of his better ones. Also, to be honest, Don Winslow, early in his career, he used to write like lean, little noirish action-packed. No, I'll tell you what his best one is. It's called Life and Fire. What's the what's the what's the what's the what's the when you have insurance it's a for live fire

life the one that's in LA that is a life it's basically it's like a little life but he's a he's a insurance investigator for fire the main character and it's like a in LA and it's all double dealings yeah yeah yeah very good one the Grom Moulognez by Alan Fornier it's a pegminor modern classic with a picture by Surat, if I'm not too mistaken, on the cover. Spicy. The cover shows a... No, detail of Sicily, small meadows in spring. Oh, lovely.

Oh, a little golden book. These are quite nice, aren't they? Yeah, I've got a big hero six. I've got a Ghostbusters and Haunted Mansion. And I've bought Sesame, they could do the set, all the Disney stuff, gets licensed to these and so. They're American brand that's kind of become a huge thing in the UK recently, isn't it? Oh, right, is that right?

Seems to be more of an American thing. And we're onto the bottom shelf now of the library. Yeah. I didn't bring any books because I didn't know we'd have that. No, I didn't think we're going to see that. Is it a similar vibe where you... Yeah, take a book, leave a book, I think. Do you? Or do...

The Duchess of Malphia had to study that at university. That was the copy I had. John Webster. Jude the Obscure. By Hardy. Kiss me. Kissmet, is what he was actually saying. Okay, should we move on to the main course?

The main thing. I've got my little printer up ready to go. Now, we're going to have to put these little... You want to put these little... Porcelin things in the final one, don't you? So, let's have a look what in this one. Have a look what's in this one. We could always do the necklace in this one. Yeah, that's a good point.

Or that little yellow thing you got. All right, the little yellow thing's more appropriate, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, this is very bare. No, we should definitely leave something in there. We should put two things in, I think. No food, drink, rubbish, obviously. Please are not put other items on this wall.

Yeah, fine. Be respect for the box. If you take a trinket, please leave a trinket in return. Fair enough. Have a lovely day and thank you. Right, that's it in a nutshell. So what we will in here? We've got a cat makeup mirror, I think it is.

There's a little... Fake strawberry. Half a fake strawberry. Engine driver pin. Oh. If you really want it, you can have that. I want that. That's one of those clasp ones.

It's a clasp pin. So I'm going to let you have that. I actually like that. See, mate, I do love you. But you, get on me fucking tits. I know. I'm sorry, okay? I know.

I screamed at me. I really did. I'm sorry. That's never going in any episode of this podcast, or even in Patreon footage. Because I did rage out. We've also got. Not many people see me right down, but I'll be honest with you.

A little pug. Yeah. Oh yeah, it's a little mirror. A mirror. Nice. Lovely. And it looks to be like a broken necklace. So what I'm proposing is because I want to take that badge.

Yeah. Why don't we put the bracelet in? Look, these are all the same with the same little tray. The boxes are all the same, these plastic box with the clasps. I guess when you think about it, you go on Amazon, you go boxes for outdoors or whatever, and then they come up with these and job done. I feel like it's... It's barren, isn't it? I feel like it's been coordinated.

So that's one of the things. Like, oh, I'm thinking of setting one up. Yeah. You get this brand, because they're all the same brand of box. The craft designs are you know what I'm thinking? This is the one we give the porcelain ones to. This one needs it. And I think this needs the lovely ones to be put in.

It does. The porcelain family. You know? You're right. I think this deserves to go in and make a little over it. It's the most barren. Oh, that's really, that is really... I'm going to just...

Can you have a picture? I want to take a picture of you and then I'll print it out like we do with the last one. Hang on. That is a... Get in a little bit closer. Just put the quality up so much. Yeah, that will do.

Job, Dodd. Right, now I'm going to print this out. Now I'm going to print this out. So we put it underneath them? Yeah, I'm going to put it underneath. I've got an engine driver badge. I'm doing all right today. You've done all right with that.

To be fair, I've got a badge. I'm not complaining. I'm not hard done by on that respect. Right, get me little printer out. Connected. Print. And it's printing. Here we go.

Here you come. Little Eli taking his little thing. I want to get in. Do you want to tear it off? Beautiful. And you can stick it in there somewhere, yeah. I just want to see the family or in their new home. I'm going to put them in their new home with that.

Yeah, we go. We didn't split the family up. No, we'd never split the family up. George Arison and his wife of the little kid or whatever it is. Ringo Star. It does kind of look weirdly like one of the Beatles. He does, yeah. Did that be Yoko then?

Yeah. All right, cool. There we go. Thank you. So this rules that one. Mate, I'm definitely going to set one up in Arrow. Right then. Last one.

Last one. Yes, the printer is disconnected. We're going to have to get back on that bus. Fine. On the train. Give me the... I'm going to give it now. So the last one on this list.

E6 it says here, a tiny library. Oh, E6. 3HW. Randcliffe Road, London Tiny Library in E6 Location on wall of house On Rangcliff Road, East Ham Tiny toy shelf

E6 is a shelf for tiny toy swapping Leave a toy, take a toy Give Joy to Little Hands locally Right Oh shit This is a fucking walk in it If we walk, do it 155 minutes Yeah, we're not doing that

Is that the quickest journey? 70 minutes Yeah From where we are Yeah Wow I guess which route do you want to take them? Well it says get on the overground at Canterbury. Right.

Or, yeah, it's all through via Canembury. It's got to be windy, windy, in it? Let's do it. Could just fuck it off and go, oh. No, we'll do it. No, all good. We're going to do it. Jesus. Are you a capable?

Yeah. All right. Right. Yeah, this is the last one. And then straight to Camden. I'm just surprised it's going to take that long 70 minutes it's way out east man I guess well there we go we're going to crack on with that then

so heads down plow on we'll see you a little later along the journey what oh that doesn't help let's go this way being up here to get the 263 bus beautiful oh 263 my old me old favourite is it used to get that all the time for me east finchley down the way into town oh yeah that goes through east finchley doesn't it yeah goes all up to uh finchley central doesn't it finchley central or uh barnet hospital or something i think it does go up that yeah it's quite a long route that one sadly it's not a night time route otherwise i'd suggest that for a night busside you need to get to do i know i know

weirdly i guess we could have done it this week but i was just exhausted after sunday right okay We'll see you a little bit later on this journey. Pit pop. Right, we are here at East Ham Station. The furthest east I've been in London in a very long while. Look at these lovely ironwork in the canopy at the station here. Is that lettering? Yes, that will be the train line.

The line, the company, yeah. Look at this old discrepid old shed that is on behind the station here. I'm going to take a shot of that. It's got things growing in and out of it. It really does. Anyway, we're at our last, well, we're not at it. We still got a bit to go. But at least we're an E-Stamp,

and we're heading to our last stop on our Trinket Walkabout episode. And it's been one of many emotions, Eli. I'll be honest with you. Yes, but... I just need to get laid. Like Roger Dangerfield. Hey, everybody, we're going to get laid. I feel like I need the release of a nose-strings attach.

A knuck and knee-trembler. Okay, well, you can do that, seeing as you're bisexual. I could. It makes it easier, I guess. We're alone on the platform. This is cool, isn't it? There's another one coming in. I'm getting out of here quick.

Hang on, I'm just going to take a shot on that. All right, you take a shot. Look, we're in East Ham station on the district line, which is the one that kind of, I know, it kind of reaches all the way out south and east to west. It's an interesting line. Why do you think they call the district line? It's a weird word for the line itself, isn't it?

Yes, because it's like calling it the househouse or accommodation street or you know the area line road turning corner or something like that you know it's a strange

the area line yeah the area district line location place yeah because I mean I've never figured out what that means

I believe it is again a truncated part of an old rail firm so the district the southern district and something got it

that they got like truncated down. I think it's that, yeah. Just the old green district line, which kind of as I say, reaches out all the way east and west. Well, we run on it. We were on the Hammersmith and City. Oh, shit. That's this district line on there.

I know, because they run on this, they do share, but that apparently was the district line train. Oh, the one we got? Yeah. Well, the Hammersmith one finishes at, um, Moorgate or something, doesn't it? No, no, we've got the Hammersmith and City line.

It's just that they both come along here. That was the second train, because we've been doing a piece. Oh, I. Never? I lose track. Yeah, it's fine, though. Anyway, look, we're here.

Hammer-Smith and City. You know what? That was called that. That's the most basic. Oh, yeah, because it goes through Hammersmith into the city. I mean, it does what it says on the test. It's like Ron Seal, isn't it? But Ron Seal doesn't seal Ron. No, but that's not the point they're making.

It would reseal Ron. He never shuts up. There we go. Right, we've got a bit of a walk now. How much of a bit of a walk out of interest? 15 minutes. Oh, okay. Well, I'm not going to talk up.

all that time so let's turn this off and then get down to it when we get closer to this last epic oh wow look at it this is down by southall you've got all the Asian street oh yeah look at that temple there crazy oh wow yeah never been around this what i mean yeah exploring london as we go even 11 years in right we're gonna get our bearings and come back to you and we'll tell you what we see on our route when we get back to you later we're not doing it live though nice train journey i was very calmed by it relax which way we go left or right left in that case there's nothing left to do but go in that direction ho ho ho ho see in a bit come on see in a bit yeah everyone likes it so here we are

it was a long journey to get here but we are in very long very long very long so in central park in uh east ham we certainly are and it's a very nice park but it just goes to show you when a man is tired of London or that should be updated to when a man has seen every part of London he's dead he'll take two lifetimes you know

yeah I agree I don't think a man could get tired of London you can get pissed off with it oh there it is I think it's on that wall over there in that house see the yellow gate oh that is it isn't it it is it's definitely it that's the library

I don't see any box though that box on the top is the box I think that is what it's it's a library and a tap. Yeah, I mean, you saw the image I showed you. Let's go check it. Must have a glass door or something. But here we are.

We've come all this way. A reasonably unremarkable journey other than it's nice to go, oh, we've never been to that part of London before. No, there's the box there. It's open. Do you see? There's two objects that are yellow.

Do you see there's a... One on the top and the side. Yeah. I think this side is the tap box and it seems completely bereft of any tat. Well, we're going to find out. We're going to find out. But hey, we can put that chain in.

Yeah, we'll put some stuff in there. That's substance. but uh so welcome to central park in West Ham not in not in Birkenet or London or New York is there one in Birkenhead is what the one in New York is roughly based on yeah I think I might be corrected please correct me if I'm wrong I think it's the same designer okay who designed the park in Burkenhead who designed the park in New York yeah I think oh sorry so here we are awesome It's funny, isn't it, London?

Because we just came through quite a very urban high street. But now we're in very poor. Look at those two houses, blue and red. Very posh. Those are those Morris houses that share the front door. Semi-detached. Right, here we go. So here we are.

Our day-long journey ends here. And we need to rate, say, what our favourite box was as well. We haven't seen this one quite yet. They've all been a bit of a much of a muchness. If I had to put a like put a flag on one, maybe the third one with the book library as well. I know, but let's see what this one. It's very barren inside of tap, wasn't it?

Yeah, but... That's not on them, is it? No, look, the man lives here. Oh no, that's real orcs. Hello, this is a tiny library. It's run for and buy local people. Take a look, borrow a book, leave a book. So this is something you can come back and forth to. Andy McNabb.

Joe Nesbo, Bridget Jones's diary. Aye. There's a VHS. Omar Mukhtar, Lion of the Desert. Is that like a Bollywood? I guess so. And that is the shelf of Tinket's. Tiny toy shelf, take or leave, but it's got nothing.

It hasn't. It's got a... It's open to the elements. There's no way we're closing it. No, that's a bit daft, isn't it? I take a photo. Yeah. We should just put that chain on it, I think.

Really? Yeah, because I think it's going to be heavy enough and it will look like there's something. something on there and that will catch someone's eye to maybe do the same. Okay. Took us 82 minutes to get here. Did it? To be fair, I thought it kind of took a little bit less than that. About an hour and a bit under an hour and a half.

Yeah, anyway. It was a bit of a palava, wasn't it? A bit of a palaver. Change this, do that. And we were very much caught in the rush hour at Whitechaple. Oh, and I'm not used to that because I work at night so every time I get the training out of work, it's silent. This is quite nice though here. Yeah. Oh, there's a kid looking at us. Okay, so let's put some...

Let's stop. Yeah. Well, you've got it. I'm all out now unless you want to put that little yellow thing in but I think that left you should keep that and put the chain in you don't need the chain put the chain on and I'm going to take a little picture of us of this last one I know you've done it but I need to print it out then I I'm just gonna do this and then this one here take a picture of me with the chain on you're gonna put it on oh nice that the sun's behind just to let me put this one on look at that nice yeah that'll do Right, if we have you putting it in and this will be the last printout sticker we do. Should we put it in the library or we'll have to weigh it down in one of these boxes? Maybe. There's a bangle and a piece of plastic and some wood blocks.

That is all. That's it. So people haven't been following the rules. No. To be honest, the rules aren't here, are they? It's a social agreement. People don't know. Spend the penny, take a penny.

It's that whole thing. You can't get that off now, can you? Can you? I mean, just take it over your head. No, it's fine, fine, fine, fine. Take your hat off? done it. Oh, OK.

The clasp. OK. Good. He's got his clasp off. He's going to put it on. And I'm going to take a picture of you putting it on the shelf. All we've done is move trinkets around London today. How's that weird how that was left out in Arringay?

And now it's just completely only because of us. Yeah. It's ended up here. But could you imagine an object moving in such a way in any other instance? So which is life? Yeah. Let have look at the camera.

Point at it or something. There we go. Job done. Right, I'm going to print this one out now and we're going to stick it on the thing. So bear with me. Putting it on the roof. Right, I've got to turn this on again. There we go. Turning on the printer for the last printout. I'm going to put Eli in that one. No, not that. There we go. Searching, connecting that paper. Picture. Select.

That one. Okay. Do I write Cheap Show on the back of it? No. No? Why not? I like the mystery. Okay. I like the Who Are You? Right, printing out the last one. Here we go.

Print. Here we go. Printing. Probably can't hear that at all. Just take a picture of this. Ely. Close. Perfect. Job done. Tear it off. Stick it in. Stick it where you want. Maybe put it in the bookshop if you want for a life. Hide it in a book. I did a book, hide it in a book, hide it in a book. Put it in the least likely you'd find your face.

Prince of Islam. Fighting ships. What's that one? 265 bedtime stories. Disney. Why has it got tin foil? It's been mended with metallic tape. What do you think? You decide. I don't know. Just stick it in that one. You got it in your hand. Fuck it. Unless you want to put it in Bridger Jones's diary. Trusty. Trusting trusty. Yeah, Lady in the Tramp. Job done. And that is all four trinkets done. Well done.

It's been a fiery day today. Mostly me being a twat. No, it's been fine. We're not going to hear about that anyway. No, I've cut all that out. That ugly moment in cheap show history has lost a time. It's fine. Release the argument cut, they'll cry.

And we won't do it. We're okay now. Are we okay now? Yeah, we're fine. Every now and then. I do think it's... Every now and then, I think it's... that we rage. As long as we understand that it's just because we have mental health issues.

Right. So that's that, that's the last one. It's time for the best part of the day. Where Paul texts as a person who can help him out with his herbal problems. I know I shouldn't raise about it and write it about it, but I'm sorry, this is just who I am. Well, it was 420 recently and you re-released the 420 episode. I did re-release the 420 episode. Actually, there's been some supply issues in the world of Cheap Show everybody that let's just put it way. In no way has it had an undue effect on the podcast and the production of it at all. Cool. Right. I don't know what to do. Do you want to rate them? Go on. What's your favourite one that we've done out of all three? Four. I think I'm going to stick with the third one.

I think my favourite was. What was the second one? The second one was the one, the orange one by the basketball court, remember? And you took a sticker from it. That was my favourite one. A pickle sticker. Yeah. Yeah. And I can see it. And I got the wrong. and then a little girl came and you got that badge from the other one the third one put a sticker in I'm wearing the badge yeah see I love that engine driver it's a train driver's badge but I love that right today he's done all right stuff yeah I got a helicopter pin I'm not completely bereft of train kits myself actually my favorite before we go any further how do we get to Camden yes and then we know what we're

doing yeah because I'm of the opinion that this is probably the last bit now yeah this is I was going to say, Paul, I think my favourite moment of the day was when the lady in the charity shop in Haringay was like, you have to promise not to split the family up. And we didn't. Yes. We didn't. The sanctity of family was kept. That family could have been, they looked a bit like George and his wife, George Ringo and his wife or his wife or so. But they could have been three separate objects that we split.

We did split. But we didn't. You didn't want to split. No, I think it was correct. And I think that box out of all them needed it. I wouldn't have been happy leaving it in the elements like there. No, it's very exposed. That would have made me sound.

I mean I'm sure that necklace will just go, won't it? But you know, it'll go to someone who likes it. Yeah, with a little bit of luck. That's all you can hope for. That's the whole point, isn't it? Adding meaning to the meaningless, I guess. Now. I mean, you could just do this off the clock.

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So next week's episode will be recorded beforehand. Either way, if we would only think you'll all be the first to know. If you don't, we'll never mention it. We will. We will. Also, tickets for Cheap Show 500, The Live Show, will be soon available to patrons who are listening to this right now. In fact, hopefully, by the time this goes out, I'll be able to give them the link to early access tickets for the live show in Cambridge at the Cambridge Junction J2 venue. August 23rd Sunday, early afternoon, details on the website.

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But I just want on the record you to say Paul was right about Unxious. That's it. You were right about Uncuous. Thank you. That's it. That's all. We're moving on. Well, we're going to move on from this sticky business.

Right. We'll see you next week for Cheap Show. And will we? Or will we? We'll see you next week for Cheap Show. But until then, thank you. We never really had a proper sign up for this podcast in 11 years, have we? Yeah, I think you should come up with one because you always wattle on.

I don't want to get all, I don't want to be negative about it. Stay Peak, live cheap. No, what about this? Orivage. Was that even a word? No. Orevoge. A rivage.

That's got a ring to it though, doesn't it? It sounds like you say, Arfarage, which I don't want that saying either. So how about we just say, goodbye, see you next week on Cheap Show. Goodbye, see you next week on Cheap Show. Goodbye, see you next week on Cheap Show.