Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 04/08/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 3: Sex Coach Lives Matter

Episode Date: April 8, 2017

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Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-903393 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio,

and Instagram is at Jeff EMRA. This is the Blaze Radio Network and the Jeff Fisher Radio program. The show, immediately before this show, the Michael Pelka show, you know, well, he's on. Six to nine. And then after this show is Lawrence Jones. Mike Slater, Joe Pags and the very special Talking Walking Dead tonight. This evening on the Blaze Radio Network 9 to midnight.

With myself, Jason Butchrell, Brad Staggs, Sean Foster, and the rest, a host of Talking Walking Dead people. We'll be live on the air from 9 to midnight, and then we're going to be broadcasting Facebook lives at the top of the hour. We've got little trinkets and fun and games and, oh, man. frivolity will ensue. You know, ever so often, these stories kick up that I read and I go, why is that such a problem? Why is that such a problem?

So, a second grader gets short on lunch money, maybe even below. I mean, if you've ever had a child go to public school, and I have, not for a long time, They have to have a way of telling you, hey, pay your kids bill. So Phoenix Elementary School sent home a message stamped on the wrist of a kid. Reminder stamps, low lunch money accounts. When Tereshav has picked up her second grade son from Desert Cove Elementary,

he showed her the bad news. Short money for his lunch. Chavez's son got a stark reminder from the cafeteria stamped on the inside of his wrist in thick black capital letters. Lunch money. I asked if he was given a choice by the lunch lady. No, she just grabbed my wrist and put the stamp on. I'm surprised because she usually gets a slip in his folder when he needs more money.

Maybe last time, when the slip. was sent, you didn't pay. Maybe last time when the slip was sent, Little Sunny dropped the reminder slip. Oh my God. And if you look at the poster, if you look at this picture of the boy with the lunch money stamp on his

arm, it is horrible. It's a stamp of washable ink on his inside of his wrist. How could you get through a day? A wait a half a day. Unless lunch is served an hour into school, which wouldn't surprise me at a public school.

Like y'all couldn't send a note. Y'all couldn't think for two seconds about the numerous references of branding someone has a stigma. Really? Chavis said, her son told her he was given a lunch despite the stamp.

What? She texted his account online. There were still 75 cents remaining in it. Okay. So it's time to pay up. He was screaming and crying the entire time. He was humiliating.

Didn't even want me to take a picture of it. Look at the horrific stamp. There's a smiley face and it says, I need lunch money. Oh, my, the horror. The horror. I mean, I don't know really. I do kind of understand. Kind of.

There's not a kid in the world. I'm sorry. If your son is, being made fun of because of lunch money needed stamp? I'm guessing the kids being made fun of anyway for just about everything. Because he's probably not the only one. Everybody gets a little stamp lunch money. That reminds you to, you go home, you wash it off.

That's the end of it. I'm really, I'm just baffled. It's not branding. It's not... I just... I'm confused. And I... I guess I'm supposed to be upset about it.

I guess I'm supposed to be the horrors of putting a rubber stamp on a child's inner arm to remind them and their parents to pay the lunch bill. I guess I'm supposed to be upset with that, but I'm not. In fact, as a parent, I kind of would think you would like it. Instead of having to continue to maybe go online and see if you owe money, wait for the bill to come, mail through the mail,

you go through the line, you get your lunch. Little Billy gets his lunch. They look it up, hey, Billy, you're getting short on lunch money, stamp. Get in the car on the way home. oh look at the stamp oh you need lunch money i guess i need to pay the bill put some money in the account i don't i really i don't get i really don't i don't understand if all these different children are getting a stamp and five of them in a day

have a need lunch money stamp how is that derogator how is it bad I guess I'm supposed to be upset about it and I'm supposed to say that branding is bad and how dare the school and what are they thinking and don't you know that my son was your son was crying because you were pissed you were upset

not the kid now maybe your kid was upset maybe he she was and here's a way to I don't know how would I solve that how would I solve that oh I know get over it

it's a stamp we'll wash it off when we get home and here's a better idea oh my gosh I wonder if it would be possible for that child to go to the restroom after lunch and wash it off himself oh what

oh could you do that oh that's right it's it's it's like a tattoo it never comes off it's ink from a stamp warm water warm soapy

water. It's all you need. So anyway, I just don't, I'm really confused at what I'm supposed to be angry about anymore because everybody's angry about everything. And it just never, ever ends. And I'm not sure when it, if it will end ever, of what we're supposed to be upset about because it looks like everyone is upset about everything all the time. And it's okay for your free speech and your free thoughts to be all good and tied up as long as it's warm, cutly. Because if you looked at something wrong, you looked at someone sideways, you said something that was slightly inappropriate.

You said something that somebody's feelings were hurt. Other people are going to be really, really mad, and it's going to be the end of times. Guess what? It's not going to be the end of times. You can be mad all you are. But not going to be the end of times. And just because your feelings were hurt,

sorry, sorry. We've all had her feelings hurt. Here's an idea. Move on. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies

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888-903-33 is the phone number. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. So big trouble in the world of Pepsi. First Nivia had to pull their ad. Slammed for racial insensitivity. Oh, no. Oh, no. White is purity.

Oh, what? That's correct. It's an advertisement, a commercial. How dare they? The ad featured a woman with dark hair flowing down her back while wearing a white robe in a brightly lit room. Was it promotion for the brands? Invisible for black and white deodorant

and featured the tagline, Keep it clean, keep bright. Don't let anything ruin it. Invisible. How dare they? How dare they promote their brand? I was gone two days. We're deeply sorry to anyone who may take offense

to this specific post. Diversity and equal opportunity are crucial values of Nivya. It was up for two days. Have a nice day. And apparently, you remember, they found themselves doing the same thing a few years ago. Appeared to be a clean-shaven black man holding a mask of a man with a beard and an Afro hairstyle. Look like you give a damn. Recivilize yourself.

Oh, my gosh. The horror! You racist bastards. So, at first you want the companies to. to say, bite me. It's an ad. Get over it. And the two people who tweet about an ad

or the 10 people who email the corporation repeatedly, the 10 people who tweet repeatedly, get everyone all up in arms, and corporations are going on, well, you're getting, 10 emails equals 18 billion people. We've got to act, we've got to act. Okay. I mean, my first response is do you? Do you? Do you have to? Or you just let the commercial run? But in a way, I understand the corporations that, look, Nivia is going to sell their products well for a great amount of time, right?

So why Damage it with a stupid Commercial? They say they're sorry They move on And you say, oh, yep And the protest stops, the noise stops And they go back to buy anivia I got it

Same with kind of Pepsi You know, the Kendall Jenner ad I watched the Kendall Jenner ad Dumb, you bet But to say that It's trivializing tribalizing black lives matter I would like to hear Pepsi say no and so

so it's commercial trivializing the damn thing we want so that's what you know you'd like to hear that at least I would but you're not going to because a big corporation

is going to say yeah pull it say we're sorry move on So after the big news, they apologize for the controversial advertisement that borrowed imagery from Black Lives Matter movement after a day of intense criticism from people who said it trivialized the widespread protest against the killing of black people by the police. I just want to explode. But hey, Debtu is trying to project a global message of unity, peace and understanding.

Clearly, we missed the mark and apologized. We did not intend to make light of any serious issue. We're pulling the content and halting any further rollout. there you go over have a nice day plus i will say kendall uh while she is uh you know has a good look about her and uh while i may enjoy some of her instagram posts uh over the years uh she needs to get with kim and figure out uh how to make uh how to make the rear bigger Kim needs some kind of butt job. I mean, I don't want it. Kim, I'm not, or Kylie.

I mean, you need to get with Kim. No, that's not Kylie Jenner. Kendall Jenner does the Pepsi ads. Kendall Jenner does the Pepsi ads. She's the one that needs the butt job. I got to remember the whole damn Kardashians. Start watching the show again. So Kendall is the Pepsi.

She needs the butt job. She needs to get with Kim. Kim needs to set her straight. That's what I was thinking when I saw the ad. The only thing I looked. Oh, that's a Pepsi ad. Huh. Huh.

No figure. But those corporations that you want to say, so, get over it. They're not going to. It's easier for them and less expensive and less hassle just to say, you know what? You're right. Sorry. And move on.

Then put up a fight. Because even though you end up, you, you, you're going to maybe win that fight, is it worth it? It's kind of like an insurance company just paying off a guy. I mean, I fought with an insurance company once over, paying off a guy that I was in an accident with. It was his fault. He was suing. I should have sued him back.

I didn't. But the insurance company is like, we're going to pay him this money just to be done with it. And I'm like, no, no. And they paid the money and it went away, and I didn't have to worry about it anymore. more. I kind of get it. I kind of get it. And good news coming from the Black Lives Matter. Speaking of Black Lives Matter, as they really didn't appreciate the Pepsi ad, they, the new Black Panther Party demanding their own country within the United States, good for them. Good for you, Black Panther Party. Good for you. And it's good that they don't want to take it all over. They just want, you know,

their own little couple of states and it'll become the new Black Panther Party the defense minister for the new Black Panther Party Babu Amawali I love Babu Amawali is calling for mass migration of black citizens to go to Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina,

Alabama, and Georgia. Now, these states, Amawali hopes to a state. their own government and essentially create a nation within a nation of the United States. And as far as the white people who are already living in this region, the new Black Panther Party leader addressed this point too. Speaking on the great Aaron Klein investigative radio, Amawali said, if black people move in, most definitely white people will move out. so it's not a hard process for us to have our own country within a country.

Babu Amawali. And the more I say it, the more I want to change my name to Amawali. I'm in love with... Welcome to the Jeffie Amawali show. I think I... Otherwise, it may be just an Amiwali. Let me just kind of like share. Amo Wally.

Madonna. Ammawali. I think that's it. I just want to be one name. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you for coming along for the ride today.

Don't forget tonight, very special, special broadcast talking walking dead on the Blaze Radio Network. Nine to midnight. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to it. We're going to be Facebook live in the top of the hours. we'll be broadcasting live. We have a special guests lined up. We have Brad Stags, Jason Butchell.

Sean Foster will be here. The usual Talking Walking Dead podcast King. And we're ready to party, and we want to party with you. And even though the studio is under construction, you can pardon our dust and we'll just party on. And, of course, I mean, we're just going to be doing a little Talking Walking Dead. And it'll be fun. Look, season seven's over.

There's got nothing left to do. you know, think about season eight and watch Fear the Walking Dead and complain on how bad that show is. So that's what we've got. That's what we're hanging on to. That's what we're hanging on to. So join us tonight, 9 to Midnight, on the Blaze Radio Network. Coming up immediately following this broadcast at noon is Lawrence Jones.

Lawrence is coming at you live on the Blaze Radio Network. All right. So what happens in my life on a Saturday night? I think to myself, you know, I've got a show to do, and I lay down, and it's late. And I start, you know, I just start, I fall asleep with my phone and my hand, and I just, you know, as I'm going through stories. And here are some of the, here are the top stories. So I ended up just emailing myself, half asleep as I'm looking at stuff that, well, you know, maybe we could talk about that. It might be possible.

You know, you never know. You never know. So there's a story here that says the Target CEO didn't know about the April announcement about the transgender. And I think so this kind of this is this is this may be the title of this segment. So. But this is what you get when I'm half asleep laying in bed looking at stories. After I've kind of laid out what I want to talk to you about and what we're going to talk about and what's going on and what makes me laugh during the week. I think about, well, the target CEO, he didn't know.

The company made the announcement about the transgender people from using the bathrooms, and the CEO wasn't really made aware of it. So, you know, he backed it up. He didn't come right out and say, nobody told me and no, that's not a rule. He just was like, okay, okay. This particular one, you will see on Pat and Stew Monday, because I'm going to tease the Pat and Stew show.

which airs live noon to 2 on the Blaze Television Network and 527 right here on the Blaze Radio Network. You will see and hear this on Monday. A guy in France at the new roller coaster gets nailed right in the throat with a pigeon. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. First it looks like he gets it in the mouth. When it's going fast motion, it looks like the pigeon flies right into his mouth.

But then they slow it down and it just hits him in the neck. And then it slows off and he just freaks out. and then he turns around his buddy's all laughing and they start screaming again. But as he screams, we're about, the next scream after he gets hit from the pigeon is, yay! And then he realized he closed his mouth real fast.

Like, oh my God, I'm going to hit by a pigeon again. I'm not going to open my mouth anymore. It's really good. It's funny. You'll see that on Monday on the Blaze Radio Network. And then indecent proposal. Brazilian actress claims NHL owner offered her millions of dollars

and movie roles for sex. So? Okay. Good for you. Hey, NHL owner. I'm here for you. I'm here for you, all right? I mean, I was just saying, look, call me.

All right. I know I'm not the Brazilian actress, but, you never know. You never know. Now, as you read the story, and I read most of it, it goes on and on it. It's convincing. So you get to the part where the NHL owner goes, it's all a setup, and she's been trying to blackmail me for all this time. So it will get interesting as the story goes.

She wants her three. She's suing him for like $3 million or something. Shut up. It's been a ruse from the whole beginning. You're telling me a Brazilian, I'm just saying, if I were a Brazilian actress in America, looking for work, and a particular multi-million possible billionaire offered,

an opportunity to make films and perhaps have a small sexual relationship with him or her. I know as a Brazilian actress that I am, I would say yes. But again, that's just me. And so that we roll on to the next story as I fall closer and closer to Dreamland. The Obama administration, a new Syria, still had chemical weapons despite saying otherwise. So where does that get us? Do we, I mean, does it matter? We know that we know that Obama knew.

We know that Susan Rice knew for sure. Clapper acknowledged it in one of his testimony. I mean, so. I mean, does it sound good? Yeah. Is it fun to know and beat up on President Obama about that? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

But, so. Right? I mean, what? So what now? Nothing. You know, we went ahead and bombed. Okay? We took care of it for you.

Barack. Your red line, we took care before you. All right. No problem. Man, I'm almost asleep. One more story here. China foils toilet revolution. Bandits with facial recognition

in public bathroom. What? Wait a minute. Did I read that right? I better open my eyes again. China foils Toilet Revolution Bandits with facial recognition in public restrooms. All right, well, I'm back awake a little bit. Let's see what's going on here. The toilet paper thieves of the Temple of Heaven Park were in a lusive bunch. I hate toilet paper thieves. Hate them! They look mostly like park visitors practicing Tai Chi, dancing in the courtyards, and stopping to take on the scent of ancient cypress and juniper trees.

But hidden in their oversized shopping bags and backpacks was a secret. Sheat upon sheet of crumpled toilet paper plucked seraphilio of public restrooms. Those bastards! We'll get them. We'll put facial recognition software in the restrooms. We'll know who you are. That's right. We've got you, you toilet paper thieving,

bastards. I love China. You gotta love it, right? I mean, I'm surprised they just didn't hunt him down and shoot them. I mean, who hasn't... I better not say that. Who hasn't seen an opportunity at times in restrooms when you're, say, short of a little cash? And there's those giant rolls of toilet paper in the restrooms. I mean, they've got those

giant rolls. I mean, they're in those little plastic containers. you know, you got no money. The family is counting on you to provide something, some food on the table, some toilet paper in the bathroom. I mean, the opportunity is there, right? You might not have facial recognition in most of those stores in the bathroom. So you've got to kind of, you know, leave the bathroom and wander around a little bit,

so you're not just going from bathroom to front door and door to bathroom. when you're taking the opportunity to provide for your family. But, I mean, it's pretty tough not to think about it. Isn't it? No? Okay. Maybe it's just me. And this, quite frankly, I made my last story, and you can read into that what you will.

You know, we've all wanted to spice up our sex life. It's part of being married. It's part of having a relationship. But, I mean, of course, you know, we want to... Well, I'll read you the article. Many of us wouldn't mind brushing up on our bedroom skills. But would you be willing to let a coach watch you in the act to improve your performance? Sex life coach Eric Emmeth.

They'll counsels couples via Skype, helping them overcome obstacles to a fulfilling, intimate life. This guy is a genius. We have to talk to this guy. I mean that with every ounce of my being. We must get sex life coach Eric Amaranth on this program. This guy, a genius. Now, you know he's going to try to make it off like it's all for good. I'm just trying to help couples.

I want people to be together, and it's important to have a healthy sexual relationship. And if you don't have that, you don't have a good relationship and everything else around you falls apart. So first and foremost, let's work on improving that. But since we're in a modern technology world, and there's no way that I can visit every person's home, it's so much easier just to use technology to our advantage. And I'll Skype in and watch you guys. you know, how you go about being together,

how you go about working up to each other, and, you know, I'll let you know, how you can spice up your sex life. And then, you know, then what I'll do is I'll send you a bill. And then I promise, I cross my heart that I won't record it. And I promise I won't sell it. I would just be wrong, and it would be against my policy.

Doing that. Psychotherapist, Dr. Mike Dow, admits he often wishes he could observe what his clients do, not just hear what they say they do. People are terrible self-reportors, especially when it comes to sex. I don't know if I'd want a movie director in the bedroom, but she does ask for Eric for a tip to share with viewers. If they try something new and it doesn't work, this little tip from Eric. Oh, my gosh.

We are so lucky. If you try something new and it doesn't work, it's very common that people get scared. They throw it away and never do it again. Don't do that. Go on. Try it again. Get better information. Hire somebody like me.

Create this great thing you're going for. So my name is Eric Amareth, and I'm a Skype sex doctor. And all you have to do is just pay me. I'm a professional sexologist. I don't even know if he has a title. He's just a guy that Skype's in. Does he have a title? Oh, that's right.

Sex-Life coach. I don't know if he's a sexologist, a certified sexologist, or if he's just a sex-life coach. So if he's just a sex-life coach, hey, that's me. I can become a sex-life coach like Eric Ameth, and I can counsel couples via Skype. Genius! is the Jeff Fisher Show

on the Blaze Radio Network Hey this is Jeff Fisher. Set your alarm, put it in your calendar, put a rubber band around your wrist. Tonight, right here on the Blaze Radio Network. You heard me. You heard me. Yeah.

Myself, Bradstag, Jason Butchall and show. Yeah, they're not going to be there, but so, I'm going to be here. You heard me? Listen up. Yeah, that's right, you. To call or, you know, listen, do something like that tonight, nine.

Talking Walking Dead. Man, that guy is good. You should listen to that guy. On the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. You heard that guy telling you a little bit ago about the show tonight. You'd need to be a part of it, Talking Walking Dead. 9 to Midnight, 2 night on the Blaze Radio Network.

It's going to be a blast all night long. We're going to talk about a little Walking Dead. We'll cover from front to back, top to bottom, side by side. I really am looking forward to finding out from some of the listeners how they got started watching Walking Dead. I remember distinctly how I started, got hooked, and spent one full weekend just binging Walking Dead episodes on Netflix upstairs after my wife said, you know, you probably should watch that. And I was like, eh,

and then I went upstairs and I was nothing else that. I watched it. I sat through that first episode and I don't think I came downstairs. I think I spent the rest of the weekend just up there. If I slept, I'd wake up and go back to, I didn't, it was, I mean,

I was hooked forever after that. There was no question. So tonight, nine to midnight, you'll have an opportunity to win a couple of Talking Walking Dead T-Shows. shirts. We've got some guests. And, you know, Jason's going to be here, but we're not going to talk about, you know, I'll try to, you know, keep the North Korea-Saria talk down with Jason tonight. And we'll just stick with Walking Dead.

And we'll stick with how they communicate, you know, like with pigeons. Which is where we all heard about pigeons. And you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher, Radio. and Instagram at Jeffey MRA. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. I appreciate it. We'll see you tonight, 9 to midnight. And remember that the fake news that we gave you today,

many, many people are giving you that fake news as real. We've set the line straight today. And I am still, I can't tell you how mad I am right now, that the real-life Russian hunger games is fake news. I wanted that to be real. I want that to be real. But no, it's not. Not yet.

There's no time for real-life Russian hunger games yet. Very sad. Very sad. So have a great week. We'll see it tonight. And then back, of course, with the Glenn Beck radio program on Monday. If no one, if you're just sitting around at the house,

and no one's told you how good you look. You do. You look fantastic. Okay? Seriously. Now, you're not going to really wear that all day, though, are you? I mean, put something else on it, really. Okay.

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