Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 04/08/17 Jeff Fisher Show: Powerful Pills

Episode Date: April 8, 2017

Would you take a pill that would allow you to fly? How about taking a pill that would give you super strength? It sounds great, but there's a catch.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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who's Twitter handle is at Jeffie like pizza. Huh. Creative Jeff. However, in that tweet, He has pictures of pills that you could take to become something other than you are now. But it always comes with the catch. So what if you could take a pill and you could fly? But you could only eat bird food.

Would you do it? Time travel. can visit each time once only. Would you do it? Super strength. Ooh, I miss super strength. Would you take the pill for super strength? However, if you take the pill for super strength,

you cry while you're fighting. You're over-emotional. Would you do it? I don't know. That's a tough one. I'm going to kick these people's butt, but I'm going to cry during the whole time. Pretty funny.

Invisible. Invisibility, man. That is a big one. Everybody wants to be able to be invisible. But you can only do it for as long as you hold your breath. I'm thinking that puts you in a tough spot. Especially if you used it for what some people would use it for, not me. But so what some people would use it for?

Man, if you all of a sudden, and had to breathe, and then you're visible. That's a problem. Immortality? But it doesn't say all you can eat. It just says immortality has to eat dead man's heart. So if that's just take the pill and then I can live forever, all I have to do is just eat one.

I bet it's like that's all you can eat is dead people. hearts, right? You can live forever, but you can't eat anything else. I mean, that's a good weight loss program. By the time you're, you know, a couple thousand years old, you're fit as a fiddle. I'm sure dead people's hearts are

so good for you. Oh, my gosh. But I, that's worth thinking about too. That is. Persuasion, I'm not sure I understand. Persuasion can only, You take the persuasion pill. You can persuade one person per day.

Last five minutes and five minutes to recharge. I mean, that's just stupid. I mean, if you're going to take the persuasion pill, I should be able to persuade people, maybe even only just one a day, but I can persuade them for as long as I want. Once you're persuaded, you persuade it. And the healing one is pretty fascinating too,

because that'd be, you'd really have to care about other people not to take that, right? Whatever's wrong with you, you get healed. No problem. but little Susie down the street is the one that gets your sickness. Gotta be able to put up with that one, man. That's a tough one. Or, you know, I know Ray Kurzweil, I was just reading some stuff from Ray Kurzweil about immortality

and how they're trying to reverse aging by repairing damaged DNA. and the scientists are reversing age already in mice by repairing their DNA. So they're close to human trials. I mean, if we're not going to be inside a computer, we might as well live forever, right? Right? This is the Blaze Radio on demand.