Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 04/08/17 Jeff Fisher Show: Weird Fake News

Episode Date: April 8, 2017

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making her 14-year-old I'm sorry, not her son, but her boyfriend's son, drive her to the Waffle House. That's tremendous. What's right with that? I mean, what's wrong with this picture? There's nothing wrong with the lady asking a 14-year-old to give her a ride because, you know, she's had a little bit too much.

Is she supposed to drive herself? That was pretty responsible of her, right? I think so. actually. According to the police, Tara Virgin said she had five drinks and was too drunk to drive when she and the 14-year-old boy will pulled over near the intersection of Kennedy Boulevard in Tampa Sunday night at 1115. I mean, what was her name? What was her name? Tara Virgin. This cannot be a real story. I knew you're going to catch that. It could not be a real story. Moving on. I could. I can take these fake stories in the car. This whole damn fake news world. It's a fake news world. It's a fake news world.

every damn story I can't even have a Russian hunger game story without it being fake that hell is going on well listen I got mug shots you're giving me fake stories my stories man you're giving me fake stories from Florida

come on I got it I feel sorry for her she's drunk she doesn't want she needs food she's got the only person that's that's sober is the 14 year old drive me to waffirm house. I got it. Right. But it's not real. But apparently Tampa Police didn't look too kindly

on the open beer in the car either. Not real. Yeah. Not a real story. I'll give you one that is real because this is documented all over Twitter. All right. Here's another one. It's got to be real. The Twitter story must be real because fake Miami Dolphins player scams women into sleeping with him

for three years and gets caught. Because he's basically a dumb idiot. The guy The guy tried out for the combine one year, I guess about two or three years ago. He's in the open combine and he had a bad hamstring and he just didn't cut the mustard. So they said, yeah, thanks, but no thanks. Miami Dolphins said that that's the only connection they ever had with this guy. But apparently he was really good at taking a bunch of photos while he was there.

And he used them for three years to post stories faking that he had made the team, had him signing a contract that of course it really wasn't his photo had him wearing a uniform of course it was kind of blurry so it really didn't look like him but he managed to get people to sell him cars that he couldn't afford

go down and get free meals from people and best of all he scammed women in nightclubs every week to sleep with him I love this guy but I'm best you know what it's not real you don't think

not a story real Social media counts, but I mean, he did leave one open that they found and had all of his photos and the doctorate retouch ID that he had and all that fun stuff. So I don't know. I want a real story, Chuck. That's not real. All right. Here it is. Florida man steals public sausage and jumps off the bridge to avoid arrest.

I don't even know if this story is real. David Randall Bertram, 41, detained in Fort Walton Beach after police say that he stole $10.38 worth the summer sausage from Publix. and then ran out the door. Okay. Police gave chase. He ran through the neighborhood. He crossed Portland's highway traffic. Police don't chase people for stealing sausages.

Fake story. Ten dollars. This is the first thing across my mind. It's like, really, you're going to chase the guy through a highway full of traffic. They won't. I mean, even Fort Walton Beach. I mean, they've got better things to do than chase a guy that steals a sausage from publics.

I worked for a number of years at a grocery store. And trust me, I know. They don't do it. They don't do it. They're not going to chase you for sausage. I mean, first of all, he looked homeless. He's... Fake story.

I want a real story. Let him have it. He jumps off the bridge. The colleagues... He's still telling you. They taste him twice. Oh, now they brought it a taste. Fake story.

I'm wondering if he was any relation to Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago. Just crossed my mind. That's all. This is the Blaze Radio on demand.