Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 04/22/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 3: Checking the Potency of Earth Day

Episode Date: April 22, 2017

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9-00-33-93 is the phone number. Welcome to it. Austin, Texas. There's a trial going on. Custody trial between Alex Jones and his wife. The Alex Jones cross-examination happened just the other day. And it began with the unusual question, you haven't had any chilly this morning, have you, Mr. Jones? And he replied, is that a serious question? It's not a serious question. Because in his deposition, the 43, he's only 43. Wow. He does not look.

43-year-old radio and TV personality was unable to recall the names of his children's teachers after eating a big bowl of chili. I can't remember what grade they're in, what school they go to. I just got to eat the big bowl of chili. Not give the guy. You know, I would. We'll give him a little bit of break about not knowing who the teacher. If you're working and the children are being taken care of with the wife,

oh my God, you called her the wife. And, you know, she's taking the kids to school. You know, you might not know that you talk to them about school. You do this. You might not know. Remember the teacher's name. You know, what grade are you in again? Fourth, fifth.

I give him a little bit of break on that. Now, he would never give me a break. or anything, but that's okay. I'll give him a break. I'll be nice and give Alex a little bit of break. On the witness stand, Jones denied that all his provocative rants are performance art or political satire.

Thursday on the witness stand, he denied this. Chastised the media, many of which were in attendance in the gallery for their spin. He said he agreed with his lawyer's statements in general, but added a disagree with the media's interpretation of the term performance art. Huh. Okay. All right.

Because he knows he's in trouble. Because he wants to say, I'm not crazy. It's not really crazy. And I want my kids. This is real. But he wants to say that because he knows that his audience wants it to be real. but when they find out if it isn't real, then he's done. But maybe not.

Maybe his audience doesn't care. I mean, his audience hopefully will say, we'll probably say, look, it's Alex Jones, and he had to do this to get his kids back. So it was okay with him lying on the stand under oath. They're okay with that. If that's the case,

and you're in his audience, good for you. Jones testified that Info Wars His company, which traffics and conspiracy theories, Libertarian Punditry, and some satirical skits is 90% hard news. Okay. That issue is whether Jones brought his work home with him into his family life.

Jones testified that it does not. All right. I don't even want to think about work when I get home. I don't want to be with the kids, swim in the pool, eat some hamburgers. I don't know. kids, swim in the pool, eat some hamburgers. Is that what you just want to do, Alex?

You know, the kids, some of the pool, eat some hamburgers. His personal life questioned aggressively by his ex-wife, Kelly Jones' attorney. The subject of Jones alcohol and drug use came up. Jones said he smokes pot yearly to monitor its strength, which, by the way, is how law enforcement does it according to Alex Jones. Yeah, I smoke a yearly, you know, to monitor the strength. That's how law enforcement does it. Jones said he sometimes smokes marijuana nearly yearly to monitor its strength.

So that's the quote. I sometimes smoke marijuana nearly yearly to monitor its strength. It's not a surprise this guy was a backer of Donald Trump. I sometimes smokes marijuana nearly yearly to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it. He then added he tests it because he believes it is not now too strong. A development he blamed on billionaire and political donor George Soros, who he claimed in court has brain damaged a lot of people. Wait, to monitor his strength, which is how law enforcement does it.

He tested it because he believes it is now too strong. Oh, I got it okay, that it is now too strong, right? The pot is stronger now. A development he planned on, and then that's because George Soros made it stronger and brain damage a lot of people. I just want to be with kids swimming the pool. Eat some hamburgers.

He addresses marijuana use last February to popular Joe Rogan podcast, noting it was legal in California where the show was taped and then everybody spoke to marijuana on the show. She was taped in California. Jesus. I thought he was smarter than that. Ha!

My mistake. Details of Jones' sex life came up as well as Kelly Jones' attorney suggesting that in his march deposition, Alex said he had sex with another woman while engaged to his current wife. Jones disputed this claim, noting that the sexual relationship was prior to being engaged. Ultimately, there was confusion with the dates and timing, and the line of questioning was dropped. I have to see a calendar. I have to see a calendar. You get it wrong more than I do.

However, you're frustrated regarding the dates and the statements. You get it wrong more than I do. Jones also appeared aggravated by the media coverage of the trial. During one break of the proceedings, he walked past the corral of reporters in the hallway had muttered a lot of famous fiction writers out here. That's funny. The judge.

uh didn't realize apparently the judge didn't realize who Alex Jones was and so it took her by surprise that the room started filling up I mean the first day there was a few people and second day there were more reporters there and now she's banned I believe she's completely banned uh electronic devices and she had uh she had them pass out pads of paper and a pen to the media so there's no live tweeting going on during the testimony, which is very sad because it was great to have what's his face

live tweeting. I've got to go back. I'm going to follow his tweets here from BuzzFeed. Charlie Worsall from BuzzFeed News he was live tweeting and still covering the Alex Jones

trial get these tweets here. No phone during trial. Best thing on the internet today are the comments on the media and post. Court-approved statement of Kelly Jones. That's the X. This is a difficult situation for our family. I ask the media, please respect the rulings of the judge and refrain from laying any private information about our children.

This case is about our children's well-being and best interest. It's not their best interest for either Alex or me to speak to the press during the proceedings. Thank you for maintaining and protecting the. the confidentiality of our children. I will be available after the proceedings for comment. Will you? Will you? What I'd like to know, Kelly, is how come you didn't get the custody to begin with?

It's difficult for the male to get custody of the child from the mother when there is a divorce. Believe me. Okay. and you have to go out of your way for the court to make the man not have to pay. Even if you've already worked out a deal with your soon-to-be ex-spouse, that you wouldn't have to pay anything, that you would just take care of certain things and everything would be fine. But then the judge would say, no, since he doesn't,

doesn't have an attorney here, we're going to deduct a bunch of money from his paycheck. Every paycheck for you and the child because we don't trust him. Completely hypothetical case. I wouldn't know anything about anything like that at all. Never, never heard anything like that at all. So anyway, you can follow at C. Warzel for BuzzFeed. He is at the trial. I wish I would be fun to be at that trial.

It would be really, really fun. Except now Alex has done. I don't know that he'll have to be there. I mean, he's the one that makes all the fun, right? I mean, he's the one that you want to have, stay quoting with all the fun bits and pieces, right? He's the one that you want to be quoting, I smoke a pot nearly, nearly yearly.

I got to get that quote down right. Practice that. Hold on where's that? I smoke marijuana nearly yearly. I sometimes smokes marijuana nearly yearly to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it. I test it because I believe it's not too strong. Because of billionaire and political donor George Soros,

brain damage a lot of people with that. So that's why I smoke it nearly yearly so that I can monitor its strength. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Are you worried about your mom or dad living alone in their house? Hi, I'm Joan London. Listen, I know how difficult it is to find senior care for someone you love. That's why I recommend a free service called A Place for Mom. They are the nation's

largest senior living referral service. Call a place for mom today. To receive free information on senior living communities in your area, call a place for mom at 1,800803-6951. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. I'll get that song out of my head yet. I'll get it out of my head yet. It takes all day of ACDC. I'll get it out of my head. All right. So, happy Earth Day, by the way, I apologize. I didn't wish you happy Earth Day in the opening segment of this hour. And I want you to have a tremendous Earth Day. We're celebrating here at the Blaze Radio Network Studios. Each hour, in fact, this particular picture has been up longer than one hour. supposed to rotate each hour.

We're going to have to get some new help around here. What's going to have to happen? Because this particular picture, oh, my gosh, did I forget the, oh, I need to find somebody to get rid of me too. I forgot to tweet that. There you go, celebrating Earth Day. There you go. So we need a new picture to celebrate Earth Day.

We'll do that at the break, so we have a different one each hour, because we are celebrating here. We'll find out how the march is going in D.C. We'll check in there. I hope that we've had, I don't want confrontations. That's almost too mean. But, you know, perhaps there were some people that were aggravated, let's say. We'll leave it at that.

Aggravation. So that we can check into the parade of science and climate change in Washington, D.C. today. Hopefully there'll be some news because it's important. And we want people to celebrate in March and figure out how important it is. Because with the new budget, and is there a budget yet? Oh, wait, no, because if they don't pass a budget, then they're going to shut down Washington, D.C., I think, by next Saturday. Then when we've got, did we do the, did we do the health care?

Oh, nope, we didn't do the health care. Do we do the tax reform? Oh, no, we didn't do the tax reform yet. However, I would like to say that there is a big tax announcement. This is a big tax announcement coming on Wednesday, Wednesday, a big tax announcement. That will be coming this Wednesday from President Trump. So you got that to look forward to. Got that to look forward to.

And so apparently we're going to, with the new budget, we're cutting out a bunch of climate. It's a money that's being spent on climate change. A few bucks. Personally, I believe that every single dollar that we spend on that should be taken away. You want to clean up the year and spend your own damn money. Go ahead. Nobody wants dirty earth anyway. I mean, you can quote me on that too.

Nobody wants dirty earth. No one. Okay? You go to people, I mean, people want to pick up. You don't want litter? You don't want to throw stuff around? Of course not. We do the best we can, but we also want to survive.

We're humans. We get to use the Earth. And amazingly, guess what? The Earth regenerates. Oh, wait a second. I just typed in, I got a new place. A minute. Did it accept it?

I just, as I'm talking to you, I typed into my, I wanted to see where my adopt the planet Earth Day from NASA was. And I typed in Jeffie, J-F-N-Y, and it gave me a new spot. What? Now, it said there was 64 ID number 5710. I knew I should have screenshot. I knew I should have screenshot that other one. Damn it.

ID number 5710. Location worldwide about the data. map. So I want my old location back. My old location was the east coast of Africa where there's pirates and terrorism. Now I'm stuck out here in the Pacific. No. No. I refuse. I will throw trash in the ocean. I don't want to be off the way out here in the Pacific of South America. No. No. Maybe I have two places now, though. If I keep adopting. Oh, maybe we do that.

We go back. Adopt a location here. Jeffie. I mean, they've got to be the same. It's got to be three Jeffie's adopting. It doesn't matter your name? Nope. Oh, my gosh.

Now I'm in the middle of, adopt a planet Earth Day. I'm in, where the heck am I? Soviet Union, Russia. That's way too cold where that's not. is way too cold. I will not be taking that piece of the earth.

I don't care if there's trash built up to the sky from that place on Earth. That where that dot gets way too cold. So I guess, and this is ID number 4-7-oh, man, my other number was, what, 5710? Is that what I said? ID number 5710? Okay, so this is ID number 47-497. Okay, so I don't know my ID number for the other one. Let's see where we go again, shall we?

before we talk to Doc on Earth Day, where are they taking me now? I'm taking me, oh my gosh. This is like way the heck off the coast between Alaska and Russia up north. We are not taking that. I'm not going there either. I want my India, I want my off of Africa spot back. 4-5403. So if I keep going,

I adopt a location. I did. NASA invites you to help us celebrate Earth Day 2017 by visually adopting a piece of Earth as seen from space. Your personalized adoption certificate will feature data from NASA's Earth Obser. I should have printed it out. Printed and share it. See, this is what happens when you don't read the directions. This is what happens when you don't read the directions.

That's why cabinets get put together backwards because you don't read the directions. Then explore other locations with our interactive met and get even more Earth science data from NASA's worldwide website. I've got to start reading directions. I mean, my wife is right. My wife is right. I don't see the directions. Then you know how to put it together. Let's read the directions.

We need to put it together. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Radio Network. Welcome to the broadcast. Happy Earth Day. I hope that you are finding a way to celebrate. We here at the Blaze Radio Studios have alternated a screen.

on our television screen on one of our four television screens here in the studio. I'm not doing all three or all four. I'm doing one. It's the largest screen in the room. And we're celebrating Earth Day by rotating screens. The first was a little koal bear. The second, what was the second one? Oh, you're flowers.

And then soon I'll be tweeting out our final Earth Day celebration screen, which is amazing. Nothing. Nothing says celebrate Earth. Earth Day like this particular Earth Day photo. We also now are looking to go to Washington, D.C. I want to check in with Doc Thompson, who was going with the marches and going on Earth Day marches. And he said he had some signs, and I know he was going to be up there tweeting and covering the marches. There's a science march.

There's Earth Day marches going on in D.C. I mean, it's pretty amazing. that people believe that these marches are going to help save them. Really, really strange. I know that they're thinking that Donald Trump is going to cut most of the Earth Day and climate change money. Good. Good for him. But I'm sure that it will bring the budget talks to an end.

And Washington, D.C. will just shut down next weekend. So it'll be great. Don't you worry about it. it but we have March for Science Earth Day going on in Washington DC and our very own Doc Thompson from our that's the name of your show again oh yeah the morning oh yeah the morning blaze or whatever they call it hey Doc how you doing yes good how you doing buddy I am fantastic so any confrontations what's going on no we're wandering around right now they're a speechifying on stage it's really interesting that

I see a bunch of signs talking about what the climate's going to be like in 30 years. Meanwhile, they have been unable to effectively predict what the climate will be hour by hour because the rain was supposed to have stopped four hours ago. So you're saying that they're wrong? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, they're not getting it done. It's a beautiful day in Washington, D.C. Good.

Yeah. Good. I'm happy. I saw the Coat Singh people. Nice. Yeah, you remember the Coatin people are anti-war people. Yeah. But they're out here for the climate march and Thursday.

See, I realize there's a lot of mixed messages. This really isn't a march for science. It's a march for political science. Oh, that's probably, that's actually true. Yeah, that's what you got going on here. But you also have, I mean, not long ago, you had. Al Gore speaking, saying that these wars, especially in Syria, were brought on because of climate change. And he makes that case.

You know, well, I was talking to the Co-Tee people about, I'm like, so, you know, what's the one thing you want to see America do? And they're like, stop the wars to the climate. And I was like, well, what? And they're like, well, the Pentagon's one of the biggest polluters in the planet, blah, blah, blah. And I said, well, what about places like North Korea? And they're like, we just need to leave that alone because we have divided them, Jesse. And I said, well, how do you deal with Kim Jong-Lund? You know, the guy tortures and murders literally millions of people.

And they said, no, no, we need to negotiate with them. I said, negotiate. You think he's going to stop? They're like, absolutely Saudi Arabia tortures people. And we negotiate with them. And I said, yeah, but they're still torturing people. You just admit it. And they're like, you're not getting it.

And I'm like, yeah, I'm not getting it. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. So do you actually have your signs with you and are making a case for being out there today? Yes. So we're doing this in phases. So right now we've been interviewing people and standing here in the rain and covering it that way.

And then I'll be pulling out the signs because I made a bunch of signs and I'm going to try to, in a capitalistic way, sell signs to the anti-capitalist here. Seriously. I don't know. I don't know what type of signs. I mean, I don't know what type of signs to make for this. I just took my best guess at a bunch of different signs, and we'll see how that goes. Did you get a permit to sell your signs? No, no, absolutely not.

So, I mean, you could be arrested. Yeah, could be, could be. That's a chance you take. You know, I'm a capitalist. You got to roll those dice and so. I wouldn't want to be a person who would call and report people without. Well, you know, here's the nice thing. Being a capitalist, I'm also willing to help people who help me.

You know. Well, that's good. I was just, I was just guessing. I mean, I wouldn't call. I mean, I'm on your side. Of course not. You know, I appreciate that. I think less of you for not calling, but I appreciate it.

Is there nothing you care about at all? Money, baby. I get mouths to feed. Yeah, well, listen, I thought we were paying for the trip, but apparently we're not. Oh, no, no. The company's paying for the trip, but I could still make some cash on the side. I mean, you know. You know.

You know, I'm still doing my job out here. You know, you may a little something on the side. So who's your favorite? You've been interviewing people who are some of your favorites so far? Um, but Totein is definitely probably our favorite. But, um, uh, some of these people, this is the best of. And you go to the Facebook live and Facebook.com, uh, slash the blaze. And you can see the coverage there of all of the people from all over the country who came here

for Earth Day and flew in or drove in. And I just asked them one after the other. Oh, Colorado. How did you get here? I flew in last night. Oh, okay. Then we get the irony. It's hilarious.

Person after person. Where are you staying at? Oh, the Hilton. Right, exactly. Yeah, the whole thing. So how, what's the crowd like? How many people are we getting there? Actually, there's a boat load here.

Oh, well, the boat load, yeah. So that equals two? No, dude. I don't know. Like, there might be $50,000. Wow. Wow. I mean, it is a team to it.

I mean, they're all over. I got this whole section by the Washington Monument blocked off and people still on the street. But, dude, hilarious. They have it blocked off. You have to come in and they're checking bags, right? And everybody's crowding into this one area to go through the little bag check. And there's no rhyme or reason. Some people are lining up going all the way around the block just to come back to basically the same spot.

And other ones that are just walking up the front of the line. So then we find another entrance around the back where there's nobody there or hardly anybody there. and they're checking bags and I just walk through. They're like, if you don't have a bag, just keep walking. If you do, stop over here so we can check it.

And I just kept walking. And then my buddy Chris is with me for the morning blaze. He just kept walking too. So technically our bags weren't checked. And by technically, I mean, the bags weren't checked.

So I just, I mean, that sounds like it's not that organized, yet it's organized. Right, exactly. It sounds that way because it's not yet it is. Yeah.

That's exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. It's what you would expect, you know, a lot of crazy, a lot of emotion, not a lot of information. It's ironic that they're talking about, you know, science market about it being fact. And, you know, in science. It's not about that. It's all emotion.

And they don't believe in a scientific method. If you say the science is settled, you're not a scientist. Right. The science has never settled. Wait a minute. Who's speaking? Scientific. Some lady about something.

It just sounds like she knows what she's talking about. No, they do. They have a steady parade of people. Like, for example, they just, they had a guy come out on stage and he's like, hi, we're going to bring on our next guest. It's some lady, and she was the first director, female director of NASA in the 60s. Because I was like, boo, female. They're like, okay.

And she helped develop the Hubble and some other like, ooh, science. And they're like, okay, her name is such and such. They call her mother Hubble. They're like, yeah, that's great. Mother Hubble. Right, right. And then all of a sudden, like, this guy walked out. And I was like, wow, it doesn't look like Mother Hubble or she hasn't aged well or something. And it was the band. And the band starts playing. And I was like, what happened to Mother Hubble?

And I was like, so there was just an old lady, like three speakers later. I don't know if that was Mother Hubble or not. So they're not really organized. That's great. Ladies and gentlemen, Mother Hubble. No one. So we were supposed to meet some scientists who actually dissent all of this stuff to interview them. And they said, okay, we're at Medical 103 and we're like, okay. So we went around and I'm like Medical 103, nobody knows. Topps, nobody knows.

I stop at a medical tent. They're like, Medical tent number is 3 and they're like, medical tent number 3 and they're no, it's medical tent number 2. They go three is the next one down. So I go down there and I go, this is number 3? No, this is 2. And I said they just said that was 2. No, they're wrong.

This is 2. So I go back to the second, the first 2. And they go, no, this is 2. I'm telling you. So finally, I walked around the back of Medical Tenth number two that they claim it says Medical Tent number three. So it sounds kind of like they're not organized, but they are. It sounds that way because you're right. That's unbelievable.

Yeah, so this is a, it's crazy. And all of this with a light missing rain. By the way, this is Medical Tent 3. It says it on the back. Okay. Okay. Yeah, just giving you a head, though. All right.

I'm helping out That's so nice to me Is the person that you're supposed to speak to there? Yeah, they're there Oh, okay So we can interview them in a few Okay, good They just didn't know what the hell tap they were at

No, our people did It's the people that have it No, no, I understand, yeah, I'm with you, yeah, yeah, yeah, no Because it sounds like they're organized But they're not Uh-huh Yes, I think that's right Oh, the band's here

Oh yeah, hear that Oh yeah, it's Mother Hubble again Mother Hubble again. She's on the horn. She might be on keyboard. I love Mother Hubble. That was my favorite rock band of the 50s. Oh, I loved them.

All right, Doc, I'll let you go. Don't get arrested, whatever you do. What was that again? What was that again? Do not get arrested. I'm sorry, I'm losing you. I can't. Sorry, I can't hear you.

The band's playing. Oh, no, Mother Hubble. Oh, no. I hope he's okay. I hope he ends up okay. I hope he ends up. Oh, man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, man.

Okay, we've lost him It's gonna be a real shame when he gets arrested I'll tell you that Because I'm calling up there He doesn't have any kind of permit or anything To be selling his signs That's illegal This is the Jeff Fisher show

On the Blaze Radio Network Is the Jeff Fisher show Happy Earth Day Seriously happy Earth Day I mean that with every ounce of blood pumping through my heart Happy Earth Day Okay.

Before I let you go, Lawrence Jones is standing by, blah, blah, blah, yeah, he wants to shoot ISIS. Who cares with his? Please come to my house. I'll shoot you with my egg. Okay. Will you? Lawrence, will you? Okay.

Good luck, God bless. Tomorrow night. No, Monday night. Today is Saturday. Right? Today is Saturday the 22nd, Earth Day. Tomorrow, Sunday. Next day, Monday, the 24th.

Monday the 24th at midnight. Monday going into Tuesday. day is one of the final witches brew that they're going to get together and they're started in February you remember with the mass ritual

and they're going to try to get rid of Donald Trump and they want to really put a spell to bind to Donald Trump into all those who abet him and it's going to be coming up

Monday night and this now apparently they're going to keep going until he's driven from office but as far as I know this was the last one on the schedule so I'll have to check the which is brew schedule sometime in the next few days to make sure you know see the what ones are coming up but look it's official they've got a Facebook page there's going to be news op organizations and I know that they're you know people are looking to talk to them all I care about is I want you to do the spell and do it right. I'll tweet it out again for you. But remember, maybe Brad and I will, I know we did it once on the Facebook Live. Maybe we'll go through it again later today on a Facebook Live. But, I mean, you need your Tarot card from any deck,

your Tower Tarot card. You need a tiny stub of an orange candle. You need a pin or small nail. You need a white candle, any size. You need a small bowl of water, representing, guess what a small bowl of water represents? Water. You need a small bowl of salt.

That represents Earth. You need a feather, any, that represents air. You need matches or a lighter, an ashtray, or a dish of sand. Now, this is optional, but if you really wanted to get rid of Donald Trump, you want to have even the optional pieces. You want a piece of pyrite, that's fools gold, sulfur, black thread, baby carrot. and you need to write Donald J. Trump on the orange candle. You need to arrange the other items in a pleasing circle in front of you. You lean the tower card against something so that it's standing up vertically.

You don't want to just laying down there. That would be stupid, but everybody knows that. You need to say a prayer of protection and invoke a blessing from your preferred spirit or deity. We all have our preferred spirit or deity, right? and then you need to say light the white candle and read the entire hear me oh spirits of water earth fire and air heavenly hosts demons of the infernal realms and spirits of the infernal realms and spirits of the ancestors light the inscribed orange campbell now as soon as you get done saying that i call upon you to bind Donald j trump so that his maligniol works may fail utterly that he may i got to stop doing this because i don't want anything bad to happen to don't trump if i start doing witches brew on the air live monday night this is the jiff fisher show only on the blaze radio network