Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 3/11/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hr. 2: Women Break Fashion Rules In Protest

Episode Date: March 11, 2017

Plus-sized women break fashion rules for a week in protest of social norms, make themselves look ridiculous in the meantime. Jeffy talks Burt Reynolds and Chuck in Florida joins to talk the news of the weird.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Okay, so most of the time you'd think on radio, hey, they're in a break. Nothing said. But no. Today, there's no off switch on genius. I have come up with a tremendous genius plan that I'm going to be designing new clothes. Okay.

It's going to be the Jeffie design. In a very short period of time, you are going to be hearing, are you wearing a Jeffie? and I'm going to tell you about that in mere moments. Welcome to the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you for coming along for the ride today. All right, so it was the big woman's day, right? Oh, yay. Day without a woman, day without a woman, yay.

Okay, well, here, here's an idea. I don't necessarily want to have a day without a woman, first of all. I'm okay with women being in my life. I'm a fan, actually. More of a fan when they don't speak. But I'm a fan. I like women. I like them.

And good for them. Right? I mean, I love them. And yes, we need women. I got it. And you don't get paid. There's no wage gap. Okay?

There's no wage gap. I know you want to pretend that there is, but there isn't. It's okay. There isn't. Now, what there is is a lot of women wanting us to, you know, pretend that they're so much better than us. Whatever. How did the, not the old women's day go? Did it go good?

Was it okay? Is it all right? Did we have a big parade? Did we all bow down and say, boy, today's suck. There was no women out there. oh, nope. That's not what happened at all. In fact, what happened was you piss people off.

Those of you that decided we're important, we're going to shut down schools. You left other women hanging. You left family members hanging that had, I don't know, jobs that they needed to go to, to be productive in the world. So they had daycare and school that their children. children were going to. Their schedules were all uprooted because of you. Oh, that's what you wanted. That's right. You wanted to realize how important you were. Let's see. What else happened on the Women's Day strike without a woman that took place all over the world? Oh, nothing.

A day without an immigrant day actually affected more people. I mean, restaurants closed and pissed more people off on that day. And it affected me, the most important. importantly, which pissed me up, but we won't get a... And I now can't go to that restaurant anymore. It's very disappointing. But the headline that I like the best is, why Day Without Women's Strike failed? Biggest victim contest.

That's what it is, right? It's the biggest victim contest. So, then I see a story, and I know it's, I know it's a clickbait story, I got it. You know, you got me. You got me. I know.

And what website does? Oh, BuzzFeed. And so, you got me. I'm hooked. Plus size women break fashion rules for a week. Okay, I'm looking. You got me. I mean, you can't, I can't stop.

It's like, you know, it's like the line, boy, you wouldn't want to see that naked. Yeah, I would. I mean, at least once, right? I'm going to look. It's like an accident. You don't want to see it, but. And you're going to look. You're going to look.

So they get three plus-sized women that are going to dress like fashion plate women in France. It's fashion week in Paris for fat girls. And they apparently they're not really sure how to dress anyway. So now they've got, they're going to do this to make us try to. feel bad that we've been fat-shaming them? And this is their plan. These are my legs. They exist.

Look at them. No. After one time, no. So this week, we are going to be breaking plus-size fashion rules. We are trying on clothes that society has told us we shouldn't wear. No, they haven't. A time ago, someone assembled a list of rules that bind all plus-size women. And if we just abide by them, people won't be mean to.

But that isn't true. People are mean to us anyway. Oh, are they? Don't wear stripes. You can't wear crop tops if you're this size. That's being mean to you? No strapless dresses. Not wearing white after Labor Day. We're supposed to be dressed in a way that's flattering. And so all these rules are supposed to make us look flattering. I hate the word flattering so much that I would rather wear a steel tampon than hear this word again.

Yeah, I honestly think like a whole bunch of small white people in your made-up fashion rules and now we're supposed to go by it. go by it. So this week, every day we'll be having a new fashion challenge. I'm going to push myself extra and to really like just full on show my body. I think it's actually going to be like a little harder in practice because as much as I know in my heart that these rules are nonsense, they still govern the world around us. Each day is going to be very different. One day I'll probably be loving life and the next day I'll probably be hating it. So basically I'll be like my 13 year old self. This is the week that I'm going to conquer these fashion rules. Oh goody. Oh, goody, goody, goody.

I can't wait. Now, I will say that it was kind of cute to see the plus-size women, you know, go through their little hassles. And they're, you know, they're pretty big women, Sheridan, Kristen, and Jasmine. And I think it's... Is it Sheridan? No, it might be Jasmine. Jasmine is the one that's, I mean, she's like six-foot-two, size 13 shoe. looks like me

the only difference between Jasmine and me is that Jasmine has a couple of piercings one through the nose and one through the lip which is really really good looking I'm thinking about doing it because it takes your eyes away from the fat to the piercings on the face and it's a good look it really is

so anyway day one day one of the plus size challenge whoa Alright, I'm wearing my crop top and high-waisted pant outfits. And apparently I lost a lot of weight, or at least it looks like you lost a lot of way. Which is like, what? So basically, like, all of me was covered except for, like, a little strip around the middle.

It was like my Achilles stomach, basically. Definitely, like, confidence boot pants. She's kind of fun. Has this been giving you anxiety all day? Yeah. So the crop top and high-wasted pants day wasn't supposed to be that hard for me because I wear that often. So I wear a very tight, high-wasted pants day. high-wasted pants and I was not for it.

I'm sure it's one of those things that like I'm self-conscious about, but no one else will say anything or notice. I just set myself up here. I'm trying to be positive, but it's not working. I have no idea why we did crop tops and high-waisted pants on the first day. Nobody says anything. Hi, welcome to hell. Here's my stomach.

Right? I mean, everybody notices. How can you can't not notice? Did you see that fat girl with her stomach hanging out? Oh, I missed it. Of course you saw it. But you don't say it. I mean, being mean to me.

Stop it. Who is me? Hey, fatty. Why don't you cover that thing up? Nobody says that? No one. Have you ever heard that? And if you tell me you've heard it before,

you and I are going to fight because I just, I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Now, it's kind of a cool little thing. I mean, I got it. Look. My God, Glenn Beck has rub it all. on me. I want to feel, you know, I don't feel sorry for him, but I get it. I do. Look, look, I'm

800 pounds. I know. I know. I'm not wearing a crap top. Okay, I'm not doing it. Lessons for the show. But I'm not doing it. You know, I don't want my belly out there. And trust me when I tell you, on a side note, I'm going to stop for the plus size women for just a little bit on a side note. We talked a little bit about this on Pat and Stu the other day. someone set stew and myself a video of an old bit that we did and tagged us on Twitter and we both were how shall we say less plus side less overweight than we are now I mean I about burned my phone I swear to you I about burn my phone so I am back on my we have lost about 15 pounds.

It's like a bucket of water out of the ocean. I know, I got it, but I am not. I couldn't take it. I looked at that picture. It was like, that is, that can't be. So, I mean, when I went on my, you know, Simple to Lose thing, I lost about 110 pounds. And now I've gained about 75, 80 back.

It's not, I mean, I got it. It's a lifestyle change. Simple to Lose. But I'm back with Simple to Lose. They are not an advertisement. on this program. But I, I, no. That video, whoever sent that video, damn you.

All right, I hope you burn him plus size hell. What, I was just trying to help, Jeff. I didn't even think about it. It was just a funny bit. Damn you. Okay. Day two. Day two is short shorts.

Woof. Here's why shorts are dumb. Number one, their pants, but they don't fulfill their whole obligation. I'm just talking. She's kind of funny. I like her. What's her name?

I think that's Kristen. She's funny. She actually is funny. Now, the reason that she's funny is because she dresses like crap. Her regular dress is like crappy. I mean, stop it. Some of the stuff you wore this week, Christian, didn't look bad. The stuff that you were wearing prior to this week, wow.

Okay, you look like woof. Dance that didn't try hard enough. Now they're short. They're short. I've always enjoyed, like, showing a little bit of, like, butt cheek in the back. Oh, no. Have you? Have you?

Like, you can't show a butt cheek in the back without showing front cheek to the front. Me too. Me too. I've always enjoyed a little bit showing a butt cheek in the back. But the problem with it is, is that you have to show a little cheek in the front. Stop it. I'm really worried about chafing, but nothing really happened. Oh, you put some gold bond down there. You've been getting a lot of compliments.

And so I'm feeling pretty cute right now. I don't know. I'm feeling comfy. Are you? It's about. 60 degrees outside in LA and it's raining. So I decided to put on some tights. Well, I had to shave my legs for like the first time in four months.

And we appreciate it. Thank you. And after everyone looked, then they turned around. No, that pisses me off that whole being mean to me thing. Nobody is mean. I'm sorry. You might run across a drunk guy once in a while. You know, that's out front of the Walmart.

You got down the hose. You might get that. You might get the drug guy out in front of Target. You know, being mean to you. Being mean to you. Saying mean things. Like, oh, don't go to the grocery section. You know, something like that.

But in real life, no. No. I mean, we're telling our kids, don't look. Don't say anything. Mommy, look. Look at those, look at that butt cheek in the front and the back. Don't say anything. Just keep going.

I'm sorry, go ahead. Well, I think it's sexy because it's like not over the top boobage, but it's good boobage. Yeah, I mean, honestly, like, I don't mind it. As long as I ignore everything happening in my southern hemisphere, it's pretty good. I always think about the inner tube around my middle and how it looks other people. Think about it. Are you really like looking at someone's problem areas all the time when you're hanging out with them? That's weird.

No one does that. This isn't what I want to go to her today. Really? The joke is, of course we are. He looks so good. I don't know if it's my like state of being right now. I think I look okay in it, but it's not something that I'm like overly excited to wear. Nothing should ever be this tight. It does not feel good, but it looks great. People say it look hot. I don't know. It does. I'm calling Kim Kardashian. That's what I'm saying. No, sorry. No, sorry. And not be out with like 12 year

sorority sisters in Vegas. Right. All right. The one, what's your, I guess that's shared it. She looks great. So what? She's 800,000 pounds. So what? She looks great. We're all... She looks great.

The others have a real issue. The other... Christian, she... She's funny. She should be wearing it. That's all I'm saying. But we've all known people like her that dress like that. And it's okay.

That's Christian. That's Kristen. Don't worry about it. Right? And she looks fine. She looks like she's good. I can't take the fat shaming. It's pissing me off.

I'm supposed to feel bad because you made decisions in your life with your glad you learned problem that did be overweight. I'm sorry, no. Are we still on day two? Holy crap. The whole week of these fat people. Oh, good, good Lord. Day four then.

I remember going into the limited, the adult limited, because I was too big for limited. And there was a dress that had black and white. Stop this for a second. We're all too big for those. You know, when designers that make clothes. Designers make clothes for skinny people. That's what they do. Okay.

Delph Lauren extra large is about a regular fat guy small. Okay. That's just the way it is. Live with it. It's not shaming. It's just Ralph Lauren says, I'm not making clothes for fat people. If you're my size 2x, then you're a big man.

Other than that, go to the big and tall size, okay? It's just not right. That's why I was thinking about this. You know what you don't see? Designer Moos. Now, when I was a little kid, there was a lady who lived across the street from us. Never saw her without a moo-mo on.

She'd open the door and let her kid run to school. You'd see her kind of step out of the garage when Hubby came home. And never out of a moo-mo. And I thought, and my mom would say, don't worry about it, just leave her B. And I went over there a couple times. And Hubby worked someplace, but he also, his second job, he had all these vending machines that he ran. And so in their basement was all this vending machine stuff.

You know, the little plastic toys, the vending machine candy. Huh? You know there was an inventory issue when he was gone. You know there was. Honey, we had 852 chocolates. Now we only have 500. What happened? I don't know.

Damn kids! I need a bigger mumo. Horizontal stripes. My mom was like, no. Like, you can't wear that. Yeah, no kidding. Your dress. Oh, it feels so soft.

And I kind of want to get it. You should get it. It looks fine. It looks fine. Last week. Oh, my God. Getting to reprogram myself was A, a miracle. And B, really opened me up to more credit card debt in the future whenever I see something cute.

Normally, I am not a very girly, feminine person. So I decided to wear, like, this full-on, like, lemons outfit. I had a lot going on there. A little bit. But I loved it. I fucking hate these pants. I feel like they make me look f***ing. I actually look like a real leopard running through the jungle.

Like my ass is huge in them. I think I'd put more into it than I thought. I fucking hate it. I mean, the whole the lemon thing going on is, that's a summer. It's a summer look. It doesn't look bad. Christian. No.

And the whole leopard pants, it does. make you look huge and guess what? Okay. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year.

We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be

issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Goldline right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. Call 1-800-913-Gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call. 1-800-913-4653. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases. So buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you.

Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. All right, we still got bikinis to get to. No, I can't. Look, we're coming up with slogans for the new Jeffie Mumu. I can't take the plus-size story anymore, okay? I got it. They broke all the fashion rules.

They were wonderful. and, you know, Sheridan, Christian, and Jasmine, thank you for your input, and thank you for you doing the week of shaming, and, you know, thank you. Jasmine, you can go away. I don't even want to hear from you ever again. The rest of the others can come back around.

But we are working on the Jeffie Mumu. The Jeffie Design. Now, I'm guessing probably Mumu is already, already I can't use it, so I've got to come up with something else. The ad campaign, you know, I'm working on that. Tired of the restriction of clothes. Tired of the restriction of pants.

Jeffie. I wear a Jeffrey or nothing at all. Wait, Calvin did that. So we got what I'm working on that. The Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. A Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it.

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And Sunday, of course, you've got David Barton, Bill Handel, Jackie Daley. I mean, really. Let's think about it for a second. Should I listen to something else? No. It's pretty simple. Monday through Friday, you've got, you know, Doc in the morning,

and you got that guy, Glenn Beck, Buck Sexton, Chris Alcedo, Pat and Stu. Oh, yeah, don't forget about Michael Pelka. I don't forget about Buck Sexton again with his premiere show. So, again, I ask, should you be listening to something else?

you'd be listening to something else? No. It's real simple. You're welcome. All right, so many of you know I spend a lot of years in Florida. And I, you know, I love Florida. And I could live there again. And had I not just bought my Rolls-Royce,

I would have, you know, I could think about getting a place in Florida. But I'm a little strapped for cash right now with my, you know, the money I spent on my rolls, which was just under the, you know, by a few tens of thousands of, of dollars for my rolls, which wasn't a roll, that particular car. Yeah, it looks like one to me.

But there's a lot of television shows created in Florida, and I love them. For instance, the Netflix show Bloodline. That was one that I, you know, big fan of. The Bootsy Show Glades or whatever it was. It was on AMC, or, no, it wasn't on AMC, it was on A&E.

You know, I like that. So there's plenty of movies and things going on in Florida that are worth it. And it was cool to have that industry in Florida. And then the great governor, Rick Scott, decided that, you know what, we don't want to give tax benefits to the movie industry and the television industry for coming to Florida because we give them tax benefits.

It's just too darn good for the state is what it is. We want other states to do that and have the advantage of bringing in all that business and, you know, being creative. We don't want that. Well, the other night, Bert Reynolds was at an awards program down in, I think, Fort Lauderdale. And he was there. Now, this is kind of sad, actually. He was there with Bertie Higgins, one of Florida's. Florida Zones.

Brady was getting an award. I think he was being awarded in like the Florida Orange Hall of Flame or whatever they all they call it. And hopefully, and I know that he performed, so oh my gosh, you know he played his only hit. I mean, this one hit that everyone loves. And then they

showed Bert Reynolds. Now Bert, Bert's getting little old. And I love Bert with all my heart. But he's getting up there. Getting up there. Now, he uh they did an interview with

Bert and Bertie and they also showed a photo of a of Rick Derringer can you remember the guitar player Rick Derringer I don't know my grandfather used to you know listen to him so I mean I know who he is

but he played with like Edgar Winner and all those guys back in the I don't know what the hell they played together 70s late 60s something like that who knew he was still alive A B I guess he's living in Florida now so he's sitting there. And he looks like if you saw Bernie Higgins and Rick Derringer walk into a Walmart, you'd be saying, hey, hurry up. This is the express lane. That's all you'd say to him, okay?

You'd be saying, hey, is the loaf of bread's hot? That's it. You wouldn't be saying, oh my God, you're Rick Derringer. Are you Bernie Higgins? No, you would not. You would not. You may be, I'll give you maybe knowing Bertie. No way you know who Rick Derringer is. No way. I mean, you know if Rick, Rick, will you know who I am? No, and neither does anyone else. So anyway, Bert was asked about, you know, the movie industry

and, you know, what it was like for him in Florida. Well, there's more film should be shot here. It's not Florida's fault because Florida's got everything. You know, it's the governor. What? The great honorable governor from the state of Florida? Really? I remember I went in to see him and I said, you know,

we ought to be shooting more movies down here. And he said, why? I said, how did you get to be governor? Now, Bert calls the governor something here that I had never heard before. I may use it in the future. Even Bernie Higgins, Bertie Higgins said he may put it in a song. If that happens, you will never hear me use it again.

Although if he put it in a song, who would hear it. Anyway, the, uh, Bertie, just, just joking, Bernie, I know. I know you live in Florida and I love you, okay? Do you think he bought that? Yeah. So he called the governor, less than smart. He was dumber than a peach orchard sow, I'm telling you.

Even Bernie's sitting next to him goes, what? He's dumber than a peach orchard sow. Play it again. We got to hear bird again. He's dumber than a peach orchard sow, I'm telling you. Everybody laughs, but nobody knows what the hell a peach orchard sow is. he's dumber than a peach orchard sow

what was that bert he was dumber than a peach orchard sow I'm telling him. So there's your weekly research okay is what is how smart is how dumb are peach orchard sows

because Bert believes that the governor of the state of Florida he was dumber than a peach orchard sow That is fantastic. I love you, Bert. I do. God quit hanging around Bernie Higgins and Rick Derringer, though, bro. Gotta stop doing that.

So speaking of Florida, Chuck in Florida.com is on the horn, and he always brings us some fascinating stories from the great state of Florida because many people in the state of Florida, not only the governor, are, You're dumber than a peach orchic cell. I'm telling you.

Wackey. Insane. Chuckinflora.com. How are you? Greetings. Jeffie. How's things over there in the lovely state of Texas? Oh, fantastic.

Thank you. Can we come shoot a film over there? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, they're offering incentives in Texas. Come on, Florida. Listen up. And Georgia?

Yeah. Oh, so don't get me started on Georgia. Is Louisiana still offering it, or are they done? They're almost done. I think there are certain counties like in Florida that have scrounged up a few measly bucks here and there. Right. And, you know, they just don't understand the amount of 10 times refund or I should say return on investment from investing in films. It's just the most.

I could go a whole other hour on that, so don't get me started. Just really put out by it. Well, I mean, it's a well-known fact now that, you know, the governor, along with many other people in Florida are he's dumber than a peach orchard sow I'm telling you. Are you aware of how smart or dumb a peach orchard sow is? If it's anything like the governor in state of Florida,

it's got to be pretty damn dumb. I'm just telling you, man, there is a very great correlation that the state of Georgia has proven yet again the more you invest in local businesses that I should say in out-of-state businesses that want to come to your state and film, the greater the return on your investment.

At one point, Georgia only had a $5 million investment. They were getting like a $15 million return. And so the governor says, hey, guess what? The math kind of does itself here. If we just give them a tax break up front, they're going to spend a lot more money in the state, and we're going to have a lot more people hired. And if we make our incentive program actually force

them to hire like 60% of their crew and local staff, then that means we're going to put more people to work and they're going to have to build like extra schools and more housing and even restaurants and gas stations because they build entire cities in Georgia now to support the film industry. But yet, Florida yet again gets dumped on. You're just dumber than a peach orchard cell. that for the great state of Florida's honorable governor. Thank you, Bert Reynolds. I swear to God.

That man did more for film in the 70s. And if I had gotten here 10 years earlier, I would have gone to FSU to his duly named school of cinematography there at FSU. That was my dream as a child was to go to the Bert Reynolds School of Acting, which really became the FSU. you college emotion pictures. So.

Nonetheless, we have great stories from Florida because they're so stupid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. There's a couple things we're going to talk about

before we get to whatever stupid stories you have. One is. Your show, sir. No, whatever, whatever you like. One is, it's nice to have you back in the echo chamber. Thank you. I don't know what room you, right? Is it back, really?

I don't know what room is. I don't know what room is. broadcasting from it sounds great chuck i turned on the computer sky updated itself again and then all the setting oh that's fine don't worry about it i love the way we sound on this now second uh first of all i'm sad for you for not living your dream okay i'm very sad i'm like curiously in my 50s now how i mean can we can we talk to bird can we make your dream come true because i mean children all over the world, let alone the country of the United States of America, have dreamed, and still are dreaming of going to the Burt Reynolds School of Cinematography.

I mean, you can't, you ask any kid across America today, what do you dream of? I'm dreaming of going to the Burt Reynolds School of Cinematography at S&SU. You know you love smoking the bandit in the 70s, just like the rest of us. That was one of the greatest movies for our generation. Honestly, don't push your luck with me with that our generation crap. I'll cut you off this show so damn fast that our generation. And second, not once. While I do like Smoky and the Bandit.

And there are several characters throughout that movie that are tremendous. And while I do like the Trans Am five-speed soundtrack with the Burt Reynolds driving the automatic, I love that. Not that I noticed. Because, I mean, you wouldn't notice that unless you went to the Burt Reynolds School of Cinematography. Is that used the sound jack on the five speed. Use it. That was the Burt Reynolds School of Cinematography never existed. It was something that I guess he put his money into FSU and helped them build the actual College of Motion Picture Arts in Tallahassee, which is phenomenal for filmmakers.

Of course. Of course, Chuck. accredited school. So, you know, Burt Reynolds School of Acting or Cinematography or whatever, that was just something that he dreamed up to try to build more business. Of course. Man, are you testy?

No, I'm just, I'm upset about Florida. You're upset because I'm making fun of your little Bert Reynolds School of Cinematography. I'm sorry, okay? I'm not really sorry. I'm not really sorry because you're the one that's not living your dreams, pal. You're the one that said to me,

if it had been 10 years earlier, make your dream come true to do. Okay, do it today, man. Give me a break. Do it today, Chuck. I'm doing it. I actually had to leave the state last month to work on a picture because there's no films in Florida. I mean, zero. They're pulling out all of the TV shows, all of the, I mean, you know the sad story about Tampa losing a film that Ben Affleck was working on and actually recreated an entire city street. Yeah, right? Good for Tampa. Good for Tampa. Good Ben Affleck.

Fleck the heck out of there. Yeah, well, it wasn't a great movie anyway. Oh, I know. That's right. It was still a film. Now, Ben Affleck, I believe, actually may have gone to the Burt Reynolds School of Cinematography, but go ahead. Yeah, that would have been, that would have been an improvement.

He's not one of my favorites. Sorry, I didn't even like him in Batman. That was just not a very good film. No kidding. He didn't make a very good Batman, I'm afraid. No, he did not. And it was good that they finally got along, though, because they both had a mom with the same name.

But hey, what are we? Martha. I don't even want to hear your stupid stories now. I'm sad because you didn't get an opportunity to go to the Burt Rolls School of Cinematography. I've made much better use of my time. I'm doing so much better now. I just live my dreams a little late like the rest of us. There you go.

There you go. You're close to being cut off. You're close to being cut off with this generation stuff. I want I'm forcing you. I want you to live your dreams. I do every day, Jeffrey, and especially Saturday mornings when I get to talk to you. Thanks for calling. Thanks for calling, Chuckin Florida.com.

Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Intruder arrested near entrance to the White House, says Source on CNN. I'd tell you what more is to the story, but I can't because. I don't want to enable the flash on CNN go. I would just like to read the story when I go to the website, please. Speaking of the White House, what the heck?

Why are we giving our man a hard time for firing these attorneys? So what? Right? Let's talk about it. But I just want you know there was an intruder. I guess he's been arrested, but I wouldn't know since I can't get to the story because I haven't enabled the flag. On CNN, go!

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