Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 3/18/17 Haggling with NFL Doctors for Painkillers

Episode Date: March 18, 2017

On this week's episode ...- Jeffy updates us on the status of his new car- Police shut down a highway looking for a bank robber- NFL docs are abusing prescription drugs- Chuck from Florida with the news of the weird - Tomi Lahren on The View- Tony the Tampon Coloring Book- The lost art of hagglingFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I can't remember what my side I know I have a Snapchat account because my children play with it all the time look dad look at this filter I'm getting my phone back but I don't I think it's at Jeff EMRA actually I think it is Jeff EMRA at Snapchat I'll have to check that out

I'll check the app during the break I don't come on with the Snapchat I mean it's just the filters right you're just putting horns on everybody's head and ha ha ha ha ha right right So it's been a busy week. I really don't know where to head.

I've got a few fantastic stories that I'll give you an update on the automobile that we talked about last week. I'll give you an update of this NFL. I think I teased it last week. It's a fascinating story about where the NFL is kind of headed and how they're getting beat up for their use of pain killers and drugs and how they, you know, cross the... It's just fascinating.

And what's going to happen eventually is they're just going to shut the NFL down. And if that's what they want, God bless you. But I don't think you really do want that. I don't think you really do. But we'll see. And we had a busy week in politics. I mean, I don't even want to go there. I mean, there was a couple of cool things.

The Trump with the, is it Angela? Is it Angie? Is it Angela? Is it Angela? Is it Angela? Is it? What is there? Merkel?

from Germany. I mean, really seriously. Is it A? Is it Ange? Does Trump call her Ange? You know Trump calls her Ange. You know he does. Andge. Come here, we got a photo op. You know he does. You know he does. So they're sitting there in whatever room they're sitting in for their photo op. And he will not even barely look at her. Then all the photographers and the other press are shake hands, shake hands.

And he's ignoring them. He won't say anything. And you see Ange, I think they want us to have a handshed. And Trump's like, I'll get a good shot, send it back to Germany, make us look good. And then you hear the photographers and all the press. Handshake, handshake, what a handshake? Not a chance.

Trump won't even look at her. I mean, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. Because she's like, dude, we just shake my hand. We're just sitting here, shake the hand for the photo op like we do all the time. No way. he's a he's a fine president of the United States

and he's representing this country great and he's going to make America great again no question about it I'm just in love with him and we've got he's got his uh he brought out a whole mess of people that were all full of nose that are now yeses

but it's still not enough Don still not enough these are all the nose that are now yeses for uh my health care plan You're going to get a passed on? Oh, yeah. We're going to make America great again.

I just heard a clip from his weekend radio show. It's really good. It's really good. He's the best. One thing that he did happen this week, though, that was actually really good. And it made me smile and it made me happy. And this is one of the things that you like about President Trump, right?

Is that, you know, he doesn't believe in a lot of things that you really shouldn't believe in, which is good. Now, he believes in a lot of things that you really shouldn't believe in too, which is a big problem. I'm not quite sure which road I like. But when he does something that you really like,

he makes you feel good about it. And that's why he's where he's at because he's done, you know, he does stuff you don't like and he goes, yeah, but, okay, sure, yeah, but then there's this. And so his budget, director,

America's first budget, you know, the skinny budget that was just put out. Mick Mulvaney was at the press conference, one of the daily press briefs, and he was talking about it. He was questioned about the cuts in science and climate change. Let's deal with them separately. On science, we're going to function,

we're going to focus on the core function. There's reductions, for example, I think, in the NIH, National. Institutes for Health. Why? Thank you. Why? Because we think there's been mission creep. We think they do things that are outside their core functions. We think there's tremendous opportunity for savings. We recommend, for example, that a couple of facilities be combined, and there'd be cost savings from that. Again, this comes back to the president's business person view of government, which is if you took over this as a CEO and you'd look at this on a spreadsheet and

go, why do we have all of these facilities? Why do we have seven when we can do the same job with three? won't that save money? And the answer is yes. So part of your answer is focusing on efficiencies and focusing on doing what we do better. Regarding the question as to climate change, I think the president was fairly straightforward. We're not spending money on that anymore. We consider that to be a waste of your money to go out and do that. So that is a specific tie to his campaign. Nice. And see, that's when you, warms your heart.

Warms your heart when you hear that. And then. You know, he does something that doesn't warm your heart. You think, oh, God, so it's a good thing. He's going to make America great again, right? Now, I heard earlier, the host that comes on prior to this broadcast, the pregame show, Michael Pelcom, who is now doing, what's he doing for us now? He's on the air.

So he's on the air more than me now. He's on 11 to 2, Monday through Friday, no, noon to 3, Eastern, right? noon to 3 Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network, and then we do a replay of him, 7 to 10 Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. My God, what are we doing? Anyway, he, because Buck Sexton, of course, moved to the Premier Radio Networks,

and Buck is on for us, 10 to 1 Eastern, which you can hear on the Blaze Radio Network. So, I mean, Apelka is just filling in he'll be back to his regular live spot when the actual book section replacement happens don't get me stuff I don't even want to see you're going to make me walk down this line

and this is going to get me in trouble so I'm not going to go there with you okay just know I'm just telling you what the schedule is now okay you doc Glenn Mike Chris

Pat and Stu mic replay Buck Sexton live or Buck Sexton New, daily from 10 to 1 and then we give you Glenn replay again, Pat and Stu replay again,

you're back to Doc again. That's your Monday through Friday 24-7, okay? Well, 24-5. 6. Something like that. 24-6. Sunday's a little different. Everybody go into that schedule for you, too? No.

So a lot's going on. A lot's happening and I can't, you know, the car thing, I could go into that. Okay, we'll give you the update on the car. Because last, it's been, you know, last week was, I kicked it off with it. Might as well let you know where it stands. So I decide that if they call me back, I'm going to keep the car. So I send an email and I tag everyone that I dealt with. Because I, well, whenever I dealt with anybody at the car dealership,

I took one of their little business cards, just stuck it in my pocket. And it was in the envelope. So I just tagged them all with their email. And then I tagged the general manager. I sent the general manager. He was all by himself, and then I tagged everybody else. So I got an email back from the GM that said,

hey, I'm out, I'm out of town. Here's two people that, you know, you need to email if you need help. I reset the email and tagged them. They had them at the front with everyone else retagged again, including the gym. And so, miraculously, one of those people called me.

I thought it was a fairly nice email. I wasn't being too angry. I was just explaining the issue. And I, you know, I reminded them that I was still in my five-day window of just returning this thing and throwing it in their lap. And I couldn't quite understand

a couple of things. And they were kind enough to call me back. I, it's my understanding, they called me back the morning of the fifth day. Huh. Huh. Funny how that worked out. So, anyway, I talked to him, and my understanding is, all right? And I decided if they call me back, I'm keeping the car.

I'll keep the car. Because I figure that they want to get the, you know, the issue resolved of the steering shaft. I can't think what the stupid thing is now It's the steering shaft Intermediate Coupler That's what it is And so Plus, oh I found something else out too

So I found something else Plus as I'm in the car I'm sitting and I look down and I think I remember for a fact Looking at this car with my wife and seeing that they still had an ashtray and a cigarette lighter. And I remember, because we joked about it. We said, boy, that's a, you know, you're not getting those.

Those are gone now, right? But there's an ashtray and a cigarette lighter. The cigarette lighter is missing. What the hell? Is that a safety feature now, too? Does the cleaning crew, you know, the, hey, we make the car look brand new, when it really isn't, make the car look brand new, and we detail it, and they do, really, they do a great job. And they take the cigarette lighter?

Is that the safety feature as well? So anyway. And the, whatever, the general manager's helper. Sure he'll appreciate that title. I don't remember his title. But it was at the, you know, the car dealership auto nation. And he said that he wanted to, you know, the general managers.

I sent me an email because I didn't the first call he called when you know what I missed it went right to voicemail. Man, if I'd only seen the call come in. And so then he sent me an email after that and he said that we needed a touch base

and he was really, really nice. And when I talk to him, when I personally talk to him, he said, well, you know, when the plates come in, because I've got the paper plates, Because heaven forbid, you get to transfer plates in Texas. No, there's no state income tax, but we got to nail you for every inch of something new.

Did I say that out loud? And so when you get any kind of new car, you've got to get new plates. There's no transferring. There's none of that. The old plates get thrown in the trash. I guess it keeps the inmates working and, you know, it keeps you not having to pay state income tax. Okay. And so I'm waiting for the new plates to come in.

and he said when the new plates come in, find me, come in, we'll get this thing worked out. So it's still not fixed. All right? Still not fixed. It still is the annoying noise that it makes. Other than that, it's been great.

You know, other than an annoying noise, that's not a safety issue, but probably is. And other than my cigarette lighter missing, you're smoking the car, Jeff? No. Do you ever use? I don't know.

I don't know. you ever use it, but it should be there. And another thing that I didn't complain about that I'm complaining about to you. Okay? I went out of my way to bring back both sets of keys to my trade in, which is probably going to get put in a trash compactor anyway. I drove that other car into the ground, both two sets of keys. So I go, when I pick up the car, he hands me one key with the, you know, with the key fob and one key. I'm like

I don't know What do you think Second key okay You'll be an extra key hanging in the garage Oh you know We got a Sometimes they don't bring two back

Okay well Maybe we I don't know make one Make one Because the sales guy looks at it He goes Oh that's one of those cheaper ones You get those pretty good price

Yeah go get one Anyway, so when it gets fixed or when a new information comes, I'll let you know. But the people at AutoNation right now, I'm not mad at them. They've done what they're supposed to do. They came through. They answered me in a timely fashion. They talked to me. They were very polite, very nice.

Wanted to get the situation resolved. We'll see if the follow-through actually happens. I hope it does. I want to continue to do business with them. As a matter of fact, there's no reason why they shouldn't advertise on this broadcast. Because they're going to get some free advertising whether they wanted or not. And I want it to be for the best. Corona Nation, the franchise here in Fort Worth Metroplex.

Something else, that stupid car too, that really ticked me off. But now I care of me what it was. Did it have anything to do with them? What wasn't? Oh, you know. The detailing people. They don't make enough money. They make those cars look so good.

And then after a couple of days, you start going, hey, wait a minute. I didn't see that dent. Hey, wait a minute. When did that crack happen? I don't know what they do, but you don't pay the detailing people enough money. Because when you look at it and just park, look at that. there's nothing wrong with it. A couple days after detailing.

Ooh. Man. Maybe I should just get it detailed every other day. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be

issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Gold Line right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. Call 1-800-913 gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you'll finally made the call. 1-800-913-4653. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases,

so buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653. The Jeff Fisher Show. I used to work for a guy. I've got a couple minutes here before the bottom of the hour break here in the first hour. And I used to work for a guy that used to, you know, when he'd get mad at people and get tired of talking to people that were listening to the radio station, he would just open the newspaper and smoke a cigarette, turn his mic up real loud so you'd hear the newspaper move around, you'd hear him pop his zippo and smoke. And you'd hear, I'm not talking, they've made me mad.

And people would get so mad. and you as a listener know just want you to know that he was just Yankee there's no reason for you to get me he was just he wanted you to get mad so he'd call and fight with him and it worked

so great he was a mean nasty and I loved him and those of you that are old school radio listeners you know who we is Bob Lasseter, old grouch. I love the Dingleberry.

Grouch, old man. I would like to talk to him now about the things going on in the world because he would have a very, very different side road thoughts on what's happening in the world right now. And speaking of what's happening in the world, I'm concerned. North Korea. Oh, man, am I worried about North Korea? You know, I'm not really.

Really? I'm not. They can do whatever they want, and we can blow them off the planet of the earth, and I'm pretty much okay with that. We just blew up North Korea. Darn. What time's lunch? I mean, I'm not. North Korea is China's problem, first of all. I don't know why the heck we're all worried about them. Because he said he's going to bomb us. He's going to bomb us.

No, he's not. No, he's not. That crazy little Kim Jung swing, swam, whatever he is. He just wants money and a little bit of power. It's okay. And Tillerson knows. No, we'll blow you up before you even come close to getting to us. The Jeff Fisher Show, The Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show is on. What is a lost art in America? being mean to customers and still have the customers. I, you know, the wheeling and dealing and the, the bartering with the old guys, you know, for merchandise. That's a lost art. I used to love going to those stores when I was younger and broke, Kerr, that I am now, I used to love going to those stupid stores and bartering for stuff with those old men. It was so much fun.

And there's, now that they don't exist anymore. thinks whatever they have. I know you have $25 on this, but it's really only worth about $10, and I've got five. So how about I give you five? 25. That's what it is. If you're not going to pay it, get out. I mean, a little wheeling dealing, dealing, bartering something, tell me 10, tell me 15, something.

And then the old ladies at some of the thrift stores you used to be able to, if you went in with cash, You always had to pay what was on the ticket. Okay? But when you were broke, you'd go in with a pocket full of change. You'd pay with change. So the old ladies would feel sorry for you. You'd buy some new shirts, you know, and some stuff

for, you know, for clubbing. Night out on the town, you know, a little goodwill party. Partying outfit. And how much is it? She'd ring it up the shirts and you'd pull out the pocket full of cats. and throw the coins on the counter.

Oh, you can, and she'd throw in a couple shirts. You wouldn't even ring up two or three of the shirts, you know, because you're paying with change. You don't get those days back. Today's world's like, is that all you got? You're not getting those three shirts. You don't have enough for those three shirts. Anyway, I have no idea why I'm what I'm rambling about.

Seriously, I don't. I don't. I don't even know what brought it on, except that I wanted to, I was remembering some guy that used to sell me stuff at a thrift junk store. And he would always, he would barter and stuff. But some stuff, there were a couple of things that I really wanted from that he wouldn't barter on. I think he knew I really wanted him, so he wasn't going to barter with me. That's what it says on it.

No, but I really, you know, come on. It's too much. I can't afford. Let me work something out. Go make some more money. That's what I do. I know, but maybe if I come back and it'll be gone. Why can't, you know, all I've got right now is this.

Maybe we can work something out. That's a real shame. You ought to try to see if there's something else back there for you. I mean, he was such a bastard. And I loved him. He'd sit back there behind his counter up there and smoke his cigarettes and his wife would bring him lunch, and then she'd be running around the store.

And a big, big piece of property, you know, building with stuff everywhere. And he knew. I mean, he had like a laser. It's in the back corner, third counterdown. You stupid? I mean, he was great. But those guys are long gone, man.

Just buying lots of houses from people that are dying, and you just go and you buy it all, and you take what you want and sell it. Just buy estates and sell them. I mean, I know they exist and people still do it, but you don't see the... Apparently those types of stores don't fit well in the neighborhoods with nice houses.

I know. Don't look at me. I'm fine with it. But apparently the HOAs are like, no. No, you can't... You can't have those stone statues sitting out in front of your house with four sale signs on them

from Millie's house downtown. No. Can't have that. And no, the 18 water fountains that you've got out in front, you can't have those there either, baby. H-O-A's. We're not doing that. Then he had this room with like fireplace

mantles and pictures. I was so, he had some really cool stuff. And I just, and I like messing with him too. Because he would barter with some stuff. I mean, there was, and there was a guy used to be in downtown St. Petersburg that was great. I mean, he would

barter always. I mean, he would start out. It was kind of like, I remember going, when the first time that Glenn back and myself went to Israel, we went to the Middle East, and you go to the old town Jerusalem, and those guys all barter, and they start out high and go low.

And like, if you are willing to pay what they originally give you as a price, then they're going to charge you more. It's like, well, how much, how much for this? Oh, that right there, it's a dollar. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, and you're like, okay. And they look at it and they go, oh, wait, you meant this?

right here yeah no that's dollar 50 because you're already they already got you for on the hook for what you want so you got a wheel you mean you got a barter how much is this that's a dollar you know I give you a 50 cents 50 cents I've already I've spent two dollars on this thing I'm taking a loss selling it to you for a dollar and you know you walk out of there and with 80 cents or something but I mean it's the barter it's so much there that's a lost art I love it I love barney with those guys like that and most people in today's world If you just joke around about them, they look at you like, what are you talking about?

And the cashiers at the grocery stores forget about it. Ring it up, ding. And it doesn't ring up. I'll give you a buck. Oh, I can't do that. I have to call my manager. Just ring up a dollar and put it in the bag. It's not that hard.

I know, but I have to call my manager. You know, by the time you're done screwing with it, you've already wasted. Well, it's not wasted my time because I'm having fun doing it. But you've wasted their time with the people in liner. You know, they're getting a little frustrated at you. Because the guy's going, you know you're not getting it for a buck, right? You know that, right?

I got to go, okay? Let's get me, you're moving along. I know, but I might get it for a buck. I just ring it up for a dollar. Some of the old ladies will. I mean, some of the elderly. employees that are cashiers, they will. They'll look at it and it won't ramp,

thinking it's, I think it was a buck. Okay. And in the bag it goes. Good, good. Now, you know, the younger ones, if you say, I think it was buy, I think those were free today. I don't think so. I don't have to check.

Okay. You know, at least the elderly was. I think those are free today. Yeah, not these. Not this brand. At least they play along a little bit. You get something out of it. Who knows?

I just miss it. I miss the bartering is fun. The bartering is fun. It makes it worthwhile where you go back and forth with a few people. And there were a couple of people that I remember that were great at it. And they were, that I dealt with. And they were also great to make you think that they were, you were robbing them. I mean, they were, oh, I mean, I can't even believe I'm thinking about selling

it to you at that price right now. Okay. My children are going to starve because I'm selling you this for $10. I mean, that's how they, I mean, it's great. And everybody walks away happy, right? You get something you want. They get a price they're happy with. We smile and we walk away and everybody's happy.

And you had spent a few minutes haggling back and forth and having fun. Come on now. Now, I know that many people are like, I just want to go in the line. I want it to ring up 25 cents and I want to get out the store. I don't want to deal with any other human beings ever. I don't want to talk to other people. I don't want to know other people. In fact, what I'd like to do is walk in and not talk to anyone, not have to do anything.

Put it in my shopping cart and walk out, you know, like the Amazon stores do. So I don't have to deal with anyone, okay, because I hate people. Well, okay. If you're that kind of person, then God bless you. But I don't mind. And I know we've covered this ground before, but I'm kind of okay with human interaction once in a while. I know. I know. Call me crazy. But I'm okay with human interaction, and you can quote me on that.

All right. Can we actually maybe, we'll take a break and we'll actually start doing some kind of broadcast. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. Thousands of motorists. were brought to a standstill when police conducted a massive roadblock to find three crime suspects. Twelve lanes of traffic shut down. Swarms of armed government agents combed through a giant traffic jam performing warrantless

vehicle-to-vehicle searches. It's all for your safety. When you see the footage from above, it's amazing. miles of cars were stranded. Motorists confined to their vehicles. No explanation for more than an hour. People tried to get out, exiting their vehicles to see what was going on, met with hostility from the police.

One lady even reported she was opening her door to vomit, and the police were like, close her door! The motors were approached by armed agents, ordered at gunpoint. necessarily know that the government they were being pointed at them, although it's very possible. The pictures I all I saw were just officers carrying rifles. They weren't necessarily pointing

them, but I'm sure that they were ready to at all times. Submit to these searches of the interior of their vehicles, they were going car to car. Pop the trunk, pop the trunk as they were looking inside of the vehicles as well. Now, one man said

the truck next to him called out the police They're looking for bank robbers. And a short time later, nine of the officers approached his car. Did you get for hollering? Making yourself known. Among their commands of the motorists, stay in your car, pop the trunk, get your hands up to steering wheel, get your hands up where we can see them. All for your safety.

That's kind of, I don't know. I mean, it's darn near martial law. Now you say, no, Jeff, it's not. It's for your safety. Criminals were out there. You don't want the criminals trying. I'm driving down an interstate at 80 miles an hour. Is a criminal going to jump in my car?

No. I got it. Jeff, they're on the highway. They're not trying to get in your car. They're trying to get away. And if they don't stop the traffic on the interstate, then they'll get away. Okay. All right, fine.

but to and look we've given the write up a long time ago right a DUI checkpoints all of it we've given that up a long time ago so this just doesn't surprise me it's just kind of frustrating

that they're looking for would-be criminals and we're going to just stop traffic I mean the interstate both ways shut down blocked and they're going to tell you

we're checking your car you can't say anything about it if you don't have anything you worry about what are you worried about if you're not doing anything what are you worried about? How about no you know what? No I'm not going to pop my trunk

be interesting to see what would happen I don't know death several bullet holes comes to mind of drug out of your car. But it just, you know, the police state is, you think to yourself, that can never be martial law.

This is America. That's America. You can never be martial law. They shut down interstades. They shut down this interstate and block you off. You're done. You're going to get home to your weapons? No.

Not going to happen. It's just a, it's unbelievable. Now, thankfully, you know, for our safety, the bank robbery suspects are in custody. I-270 is reopened. Oh, goody. Goody, goody. Everything's okay then. We're all safe.

And so are you. Is that special? This drives me a little bit of crazy. And you really, do you, I don't know that I want to be the one to say no. I mean, I want to be the guy that says, yeah, look, I'm not in there. I'm not the bank robber and I'm not harboring any kind of criminal. But I'm not going to open my trunk either. Okay, so I'm just going to be right here.

Why are you pointing those rifles at me and starting to break into my car and drag me onto the road? Why? So, you know, it may be a little bit easier to just comply. Say, sure. I just popped it for you. Take a look. That would be right here. I'm going to

Okay, if I step outside to smoke No, no, okay, I'll stay right here I'm good I'm good, anybody Need anything or you just want us to stay in the car Come on now Come on, come on So you can follow me on Twitter

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It's not a mule. It's a fool. Okay, it was close. Oh, we're coming off the end. I don't have time. All right, that's all right. But, hey, he was commenting on my Twitter account saying that pregnant pig commercial was the best 30 seconds of commercials on the blaze.

So we'll have to give a listen and see if there are any pit eggs for pig updates from 40 acres in a mule. What's it, wasn't it with it again? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. It was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear. Life signs stable.

It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. Coming up immediately following this broadcast is Lawrence Jones. And then Mike Slater, Joe Pags, is your Saturday lineup here on the Blaze Radio Network. The National Football League.

NFL abuse of painkillers and other drugs described in-court filings. Now, you see that and you... hear that, then you say, oh my gosh. But the story continues. The National Football League teams violated federal laws governing prescription

drugs, disregarded guidance from the Drug Enforcement Administration on how to store, track, transport, and distribute controlled substances and implied their players with powerful painkillers and anti-inflammatories each season. This, according to a sealed court document

contained in a federal lawsuit filed by former players. I have a real problem with some of the former players that are going back to attempt to extort more money from the NFL. Federal law lays out strict guidelines for how teams can handle and dispense

prescription drugs. Okay. We'll get back to that in a moment. The sealed court filings, which includes testimony and documents by team and league medical personnel, describes multiple instances in which team and league officials were made aware of abuses,

record-keeping problems, and even violations of federal law, and were either slow in responding or failed to comply. The filing, which was prepared by lawyers for the players suing the league, asserts that every doctor disposed so far has testified that they violated one or more federal drug laws and regulations while serving in their capacity as a team doctor. Anthony Yates, a Pittsburgh Steelers team doctor and past president of the NFL Physicians Society, testified in a deposition that a majority of clubs of 2010 had trainers controlling and handling prescription medications and controlled substances when they should not have.

Oh, no. Oh my gosh. The horror. NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy says, the allegations contained in the court filings are meritless, and the league and its clubs will continue to vigorously defend these claims. Now, as we go through this, just remember that this is not the NFL. This is up against the NFL.

Now, the NFL will definitely put up their fight on this. It's pretty fascinating, though, that the NFL clubs and their medical staffs are all in compliance with the Controlled Substance Act, said McCarthy in an email. What? They are, yes. The NFL clubs and their medical staffs continue to put the health and safety of our players first, providing all NFL players with the highest quality medical care. Any claim or suggestion to the contrary is simply wrong.

And I will say that in my experience, though briefly with the NFL, through my oldest son, that is true. World class, from top to be top to bottom. You know, then when they kick you to the curb, it's over, have a nice day. Good luck, God bless. But while you're inside the fence, no problem. As soon as they kick you over the other side of the fence, what's your name again? I don't know who you are. I mean, it's fascinating.

Some of the allegations. The details and communications were on earth by lawyers representing more than 1,800 former professional football players who are, suing the league in the U.S. District Court of Northern California, claiming they suffer from long-term organ and joint damage, along with other male ladies, as a result of improper and deceptive drug distribution practices by the NFL. Is that why? Is that why? It couldn't be that you were, I don't care what it is. I don't want to feel the pain.

Get me on the field so I can get my paycheck wrong with me. Is it? Couldn't be that. No. And now you've decided, you know, that probably was kind of dumb. So I could sue somebody. The material was collected by the players' attorneys as part of a discovery process in the case. Of course, the attorneys redacted large portions of the 127-page complaint.

Both parties had agreed to do so under the court-approved protective order, sealing. There was some mistake and technical error, and they've got this information was able to get out. The filing solely reflects the ex-player's claims against the understays. NFL's 32 teams. The plaintiff's attorney said he would not comment. The court filing reveals that teams dispensed, painkillers, and prescription strength anti-inflammatories in numbers far beyond anything previously acknowledged or made public.

In the calendar year of 2012, for example, the average team prescribed nearly 5,77 doses of non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs and 2,213 doses of controlled men. medications to its players according to a March 2013 internal document. Now, on the surface, 5,000 doses of non-steroidal anti-inflammatory, yeah, ibuprofen. Now, those numbers according to this average out to about six to seven pain pills or injections a week per player over the course of a typical NFL season. all right now of course they're saying well wait wait wait wait wait they were probably not distributed evenly over the entire roster and just as unlikely that team log represents a full extent oh so

there wait it's probably not the entire team and the NFL is lying so I mean that couldn't be right but think about that for just a second right so you've got 32 NFL teams 53 man roster on the teams right You've got, I think, five practice squad players. So the league with 53 players a team, you've got almost 1,700 players, more, you know, little over 1,700 with the practice squad. 20 weeks is a season. So even we say 16 weeks, right?

16 weeks. Seven days a week, 112 days. so if you cut the players each team has 53 players right so you just do with that and you've got what 5,707 anti-inflammatories right so that's like

I don't know I really don't I'm trying to do the numbers in my head and I don't know that it certainly doesn't seem right you've got 112 days 53 players so 50 51 anti-inflammatories a day, right, for 112 days. So that's less than one a day per player. The horror and the controlled medication, 213, at 112 days, 19.

That's less. Stop it. Stop it. It sounds like an incredible amount of intervention was. some pretty risky drugs. Yeah. Some of which, in the case of Vicodin, have high addiction potential. Yes, they do.

Arthur Kaplan, Director of the Division of Medical Ethics at New York University's Medical Center and co-founder of NYU Sports and Society program, it makes you think, are the physicians looking out for the health of players, or are they just trying to keep them on the field? I would say, both. That's their jobs. Their job is to keep them as healthy as possible. and keep them on the field to do their job.

That's your job. Now, I'm well aware the addiction of opioids is over the top. We're all in trouble. We're going to hell for using them. I know. But they work. I've had knee replacements, knee surgeries, shoulder surgeries. it amazingly helps human beings get through the day.

Amazingly. So if you're a human being doing a providing for society, you're going out, you're working, you're raising a family, you're paying your bills, and oh my God, you have to take an opioid to be able to walk to work, I don't think that's a bad thing. I personally do not think that's a bad thing. I know I'm, you know, there's plenty of people that disagree with me. They're wrong.

Drug experts who reviewed the data for the post cautioned that a thorough understanding of the league's use of pain medication is limited without knowing the exact dosages, types of controlled substances, administered in whether all the players on the team were consuming the medications or whether a smaller number accounted for a larger percentage. Well, of course, it's going to be a little bit of a smaller number, right? The players, I don't know, that play. I don't know if you watch football at all, but it's large humans hitting other large humans. We enjoy it. We pay money to watch it.

They get paid very well to do it. If they're not doing it, they don't get paid. So if they're ingesting things that make them help them to do it, oh well. Now, I know, and I even, I have that argument with, performance-enhancing drugs too, but that's different than what this is. Although they're saying that this is darn near performance-enhancing

because we're overfilling them with pain killers so they don't feel the pain. Yeah. I don't know. When a guy 6-5, 330 pounds is coming at you full steam with a 10-yard run and hits you, it hurts. You can quote me on that. Now, the complaint alleges that NFL teams plagued by prescription drug problems for decades.

The league's former drug advisor issued a report in 1990. 1990. I mean, that's another lifetime ago. This is back in 1990. He said some clubs don't seem to know which drugs are controlled substances, and some don't apparently understand the necessity and law, in parentheses, to keep dispensing laws as an internal audit. Now, this is 1990, all right? A lot of things have changed since 1990.

I mean, in 2014, another league document, NFL prescription drug program advisory committee, the NFL prescription drug program advisory committee, major findings and recommendations email, reported that non-physician administration and or dispensing of medication occurs at many clubs. Federal law bars non-licensed team personnel such as athletic trainers from dispensing medication. I know there's going to be medical professionals out there that say

Jeff, that's the way it should be, but that's just dumb. The trainers. I know they're not doctors. It's the law. I got it. Federal law bars non-licensed team personnel such as trainers and dispensing medication, the complaint cites multiple instances in which clubs were warned about this practice.

including letters from Brown to the Bengals, Kansas City Chiefs, Tennessee Titans. In 2010, the DEA crackdown began on the league's practices. After San Diego Chargers player caught in a traffic stop was found to be in possession of 100 doses of Vicodin. One player had 100 doses of Vicodin and the entire NFL is at fault. It's unbelievable.

Now, the doctor of the San Diego Chargers David Chow left in 2013. they called for his ouster. The DEA scrutinized his practices and the California State Medical Board revoked his license. Then they put him on a five-year probation. And some of this is, you know, Chow is still fighting it and still

so he denied issuing the Vicodian of the player. So, I mean, he said, she said, but again, I go back to, okay, So now instead of just one player, one doctor. In the NFL's history was overgiving players extra prescriptions. The horror. Now, what they're trying to do now is they have set up a way for out-of-town doctors to be at the stadium and prescribe for the teams.

I mean, okay. In January 2012, Daniel Cooper, the Dallas Cowboys Team Doctor, wrote his congressman urging a change to the Controlled Substances Act that would accommodate NFL teams. Cooper stated that for decades under current law, team doctors have illegally, yet unknowingly, transported and administered medications to injured players

while covering games away from home. Okay. So they're still, I mean, are they not going to do it? Really? I... Oh, you have to wait eight hours. I know.

I know you've been hit like a freight train and you hurt, but we've got to get back home and you're just going to have to be in pain. Sorry, it's the way it is. In November 2010, the Bengals trainer wrote to his counterpart with the Detroit Lions complaining about a new program. The new program, which has started to hadn't taken place yet. They were just instituting it in 2010. it wasn't going to come into compliance until 2015 called the Visiting Team Medical Liaison Program. That's where they have the physicians from that town

take care of it for the away team. The Bengals trainer wrote to his counterpart of the Detroit Lions complaining about the new program. Until that new program is actually in effect, we'll continue to do as we've done for the past 42 years. I sure would like to know who blew up the system that worked all these years. So, okay, while damning that's, you know, like, it's just nobody likes change.

Right? He's pissed. He's got to change what he's been doing. He's worked in the NFL for 100,000 years. He's been doing it forever. He's the trainer. He does what he wants. He takes care of the players.

Somebody's hurt, you know, moved his cheese. He's pissed. So it took effect until 2050. The DA again applied pressure. According to the deposition, a Steelers doctor cited in the lawsuit the emperous was a series of DEA raids conducted in October of 2014 to see whether teams were traveling with controlled substances. Are we serious? We're raiding NFL teams because they might have some doses of Vicodin.

Amazingly, though, none of them were carrying the controlled substances. Now, it couldn't be that they just don't do it. Or it could be that the lawsuit states the NFL was tipped off by a D8, by a DEC. DEA employee in advance. Now, you know, the odds that those, they're not carrying anything? Probably pretty long. But because they weren't, I mean, well, they had to have been tipped off, right?

Right. Of course. It's going to be fascinating. I mean, the story goes on and on and on. Former players also alleged in the complaint that they weren't always sure what medicines they were taking and were. advised of the risks because team doctors and trainers failed to inform them? You're an NFL player.

And I know I've got a break and we'll get out of here. I'm up against the clock. We've still got, they still talk about, there's some other fascinating stuff here about Toridol that they take. But you're an NFL player and you need something for the pain. And the doc says, here, take this. is it up to the doctor to say the doctor who says

this will deaden the pain but first let me explain all the possible side effects that you could have no I don't think so this is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network this is the Jeff Fisher show there's so much so much to this NFL

drug story it's really really fascinating I'll post it on my Twitter account and my Facebook But they talk about how much tort all is dispensed along with the Vicodin to get players on the field. And it just is amazing to me that the players who have wanted to play and got paid and continue to play. And yet now they're pissed because, oh my gosh, I took these pills and I took these shots to play. And I didn't realize that this could do this to me. Play football. That's all I wanted to do.

Now play me some more money, please. This is the Jeff Fisher's. Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. All right, welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number two days ago. Two days ago, our beloved legislators, a congressional committee, they're fine, fine men, serving

the United States of America has asked the NFL and the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration to answer to allegations made in the lawsuit. You will answer the questions. We want to know, did non-physician trainers at any time administer or dispensed Toradol or any controlled substance to former or current NFL players? In cases in which prescription medications were administered or dispensed were NFL players provided with all information regarding the drugs they were given,

including dosage amounts, possible side effects, and reasons for the receiving of the drugs. Did the NFL maintain records of all prescription drugs, including any controlled substances, administered or dispensed to each NFL player? If so, whose job was it to collect those records, and are they still in the NFL's possession? What DEA guidance did the NFL receive regarding the storage, transport, and distribution of controlled substances? And has the NFL followed all DEA guidance? please also provide a list and timeline of subsequent actions taken by the NFL officials in response to all DEA guidance. That's your government at work right there.

I love them. God bless them. The world is coming to an end. We care more about the NFL dispensing drugs to its players than we do about women killing babies. Did I say that out loud? It's okay. We're still good with still good. that we let women kill babies from their bodies.

But an NFL player took an extra dose of Vicodin. The hell! The horror! Come on now! If we want to bring the NFL down, we'll do it. That's what they want. Bring it down. Bring it down.

Because, excuse me, I just got hit really hard. I've got 30 seconds to get back. the game and my knee really hurts a lot. Could you explain to me what this particular medication will do and the reactions it could have in 25 years in my body, please, before I take it and get back out on the field, you have 20 seconds?

Are you just going to give me the shot and I'll get back on the field? I'm guessing give me the shot. Oh, yep, because that's what happened. And now it's down the road and it's, you know, some of that, not only am I having problems with joints and bones

you know, from playing football. Some of the problems that I had with some of the drugs that I had overused while I was playing is now affecting some of my body. Oh, no, oh no. Man, if only I would have known, I would have still said yes. It just drives me crazy.

So earlier this week, I am just kind of scrolling through my Facebook timeline and as interesting as that is, So, whew, man, and it is. It is interesting, fascinating. I come across a guy that I used to talk to you from time to time when I lived in Tampa. And he questioned why in Tampa, Florida.

And inside Tampa City Limits is a place called Ebor City. And it's, you know, it's a party place. Heck, when I first moved to Tampa, it was just a place where he'd go to Hagel for thrift clothes and old bars. And then it turned into a nightclub haven in a party. area and it's still, you know, the original Cuban area of Tampa, Ebor City. But when it first started, you know, how many ever dozens of years ago, decades ago,

it was where people came to live. And there's still wild chickens roaming around Ebor City. And his question on the Facebook timeline was that of, where did these chickens come from and why are they still here? So Chuck in Florida.com, who joins us from time to time on the broadcast, lives in Tampa Bay. And not only does he bring us some strange stories from the state of Florida, I was wondering if you have an answer to the Ebor City chickens. Greetings, Jeffie, from Tampa, Florida, the home of wild chickens running free in Ebor City. Do you have an answer of where they come from and what they're doing?

Or are you just... Well, funny, you should say that. I've looked into the matter, and it appears that the chicken population is protected in Ebor City. So, I mean, I can't, what if they drop an egg? Can I eat the egg? Well, they didn't say anything about, you know, massacring their young. I'm sure you can scramble as many of them as you like. But you can't kill the chickens. You can't kill the chickens.

Ebor marches to save wild chickens, as a matter of fact. They've had residents that think that somehow or another, they're an icon. And, you know, and they do. They run free everywhere. They tear up the parking lots and all the landscaping that's done by the city. There are a huge menace down there. I had a studio right off one of the maiden drags there in Ebor off the 7th Avenue. And that place continually just, I mean, chicken poop everywhere, chicken feathers flying through.

And there are, I mean, in every yard, you could hear roosters crowing up and down all times of the day. and they are. I remember living in one neighborhood in St. Petersburg, they had a couple of guinea hens running around. Oh, yeah, they're loud, too. Yeah, they're loud, nasty little birds. And mean. Well, they're meaner when you try to get them off your porch.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. But chickens have no boundaries. Chickens, I know, but chickens, you think, like, if I had a bunch of chickens in my yard, I would say that from time and time, Hey, didn't you have 20 chickens here? Nope.

Only had those. What you see is what I've got. I don't know what's happening to them, but they're disappearing. I know residents down there are feeding the chickens, and some of the shop owners actually have pet chickens that they tend to in their own areas. I don't care what you do in your own shop. You can call it whatever you want. That's right.

I'm talking about the chickens, the birds. I don't care what the shop owners are doing. No, the birds are everywhere. And, you know, I used to keep chickens in Tampa. I used to have a yard full of chickens in the back. Not a good hobby. Just saying there's a lot of work involved, a lot of noise. Your neighbors aren't very fond of you anymore.

Plus, chickens, you know, you've got to have a lot of chickens to create eggs. I don't know if you know this. People think you get a chicken and then you're good for eggs. One chicken ain't dropping a bunch of eggs. You get six chickens. You're going to have three to four eggs every day. except for molting season, which is like three months. And yeah, you might as well go to the damn store.

They're cheaper and fresher. Maybe it. What? No, really. Buy the eggs from the store. I'm saying as much as feed costs and the care and time involved in chickens, unless you live on a farm where you can have 50 of them, forget about it. It's just not, it doesn't equal off.

Wow. That's just me. Wow. I don't think that's what they'd tell me on 40 acres of a mule. On the podcast that we have here on the Blazorado. 40 acres and a fool, Jeffrey, fool. I'm just saying. Oh, never mind.

I can get that screwed up, fool, mules. Well, you bring up mules and I'm waiting on my tiny horse. I want one of those miniaturized horses. We'll be talking about that later. I'm definitely getting one of those. Remember the commercial with the guy that had the miniature giraffe as a... That was funny. Yes.

The Russian guy, yeah. Everybody wants one of those. Absolutely. I had a giraffe the size of a small dog. Those things would be dangerous. No, they'd be dangerous. So those things are breeding about 20 of those come in here. You're dead.

Stampede of tiny giraffe. Oh, man. All about crotch level, you know. Yeah, you're dead. So, I mean, do you have any stories for us, Chuck? Or you just be wandering about chickens now? Yeah, sure. We can go into stories.

You have some weird stories from Florida for me from Chuckinflora.com? Every week we have weird stories from Florida. I'm kind of fond of this one, Pinellas County, right next to Tampa. man shot at deputies and killed his mom's fiance after fight over donuts. Who hasn't fought over donuts? Who hasn't been there, right? Exactly. Apparently, Jeffrey Falsy was taken into custody.

Wednesday deputies said he shot more than 30 rounds at him. He sent mom off to the store to pick up some donuts. Apparently she wasn't fast enough because he shot her fiancé. Whatever happened, it did not act well. Wait a minute. He sends mom off for donuts. Right. Mom is off getting donuts and he gets mad at the... At, well, mom's boyfriend.

Yeah. And shoots him. And it's over donuts? It apparently was over donuts. And again, this is a case where the guy has issues and he was off his meds. You know, they were familiar with the man and the police showed up. So it was about donuts. Yeah, let's call it about donuts because really the guys. guy doesn't take his medication. Right. And we wonder why there's problems at these places where

all these people are on mind-altering drugs prescribed by doctors that know everything they need to know about this guy's brain, apparently. We're not going to start reading up doctors and prescription. No, doctors. You want to go into dentists? They can prescribe whatever they want. I can talk to you about dentists all day long. I know how you love a dentist. Dentists are criminals. and there's not dental school breeds criminals you know that don't get me I mean if you want to open up that door we'll go down it what else is what else speaking of opening up doors here's a woman who almost crashed her car when a snake crawled out of her air conditioning vent

only in Florida oh man that'd be nasty that would that would scare you no question I remember the first time I ever saw when I first moved to Florida yeah we were living, I moved, my first wife and I were living in a house in Pinellas County, actually, in Seminole. And I remember sitting outside the back porch by the pool. And I may have had, I may have been drinking in those days. Might have had a, and doing some other things in those days. Yeah, you know, you just, you know, sitting there partaking in a few substances.

And I remember seeing the Florida black snake. Yeah. You can't kill. You're not supposed to, or you're not supposed to kill them. Not supposed to. Yeah. I mean, they're good snake. anything. They eat bugs.

They don't hurt you. Eat rats. They're fine. Yeah, I mean, they don't hurt you. They're good for the environment. You bet. And, but I remember the first time seeing one slither along the side of the house that we were at and we were, you know, partaking in a few beverages and substances. Sure, sure.

That bastard is dead. Yeah, I would imagine. I mean, we hunted it down. It's picking up and snake season. Then I realized, then I found out you can't. You're not supposed to do that. So really, it's not. and I didn't kill it and nothing happened to it.

In fact, we put it in fact, we kept it and pet and it became a pet. Yeah, just like this rat's right. It died of old age just yesterday. And so we lost it. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. But I mean, those things are, phew, man, they shock you. And then after a while, they have their babies. And you got to save them because they get in the pool and they get in the pool filter and they die.

So that's why they have like 18 billion babies because 17 billion die. Yes. And so there's only a billion left to propagate. Correct. I know. Correct. Which is what we need is in Florida. In Florida, Florida, Black Snakes, I mean, in Florida, Black Snakes, I mean, they've sonned themselves in the summer out in the yard and stuff. I mean, they're really cool snakes. But unless you know that.

Yeah, the red rat snakes are what crawled out of this lady's vent. And apparently she was shocked, slammed the car in a reverse. The snake kind of got injured. This is my favorite part of the story. She takes it to a vet to see if, you know, maybe they could help the snake. I'm serious, lady, honestly. and the vet says, yeah, we just mainly neutered dogs. Sorry, you know, they euthanize the snake, but the vet wasn't really good.

People get in trouble. Right? They try to help. Yeah, just try to do a good deed after you damn near kill a snake in your car. Right. MF and snakes coming out of my MF and car, you know. Right. Kind of cars on MF him. I don't know.

But apparently it's one, you know, like a movie in the planes and snakes on a plane. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. If you're just tuning in now on the Blaze Radio Network, you missed a Chuck in Florida.com. I had so much more to talk to Chuck about it. He just went away. I lost it.

Man, we'll try to get him back on the line. So on Twitter that you can follow me on at Jeffie MRA. I'm tweeted at That Pregnant Pig commercial is the best 30 seconds of commercials on the blaze Any pig updates? Question mark So here's the promo for 40 acres in a mule. A fool, I know it's a fool.

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I got it, I got it. 40 acres and a, you know, a pig, pregnant, eating chickens down a couple of hens. You know, when I was, you know, when I was, a kid on the farm growing up uh i remember killing chickens i remember having a chicken coop dirty nasty chuck in florida dot com is right but i can remember between the milkhouse in the garage and the chicken coop and the little downslope hill where you just cut their heads off up top and they run around down below until they fall over and we're having we're having chickens till till the end of time baby

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So we are fascinated. We cannot, and I say we, more me, really. But we in America are just fascinated with sex. We can't get enough. And I, most of the time in my life I'm like, and? Yeah Okay

I mean I made money as a I probably shouldn't tell that story When I was about the age of my youngest son now I needed to have some sort of income All right Now being an entrepreneur that I am And you know me You think of Jeff Fisher you think of an entrepreneur

I know I think of manure but it's something, I like to put something in front of it. And there was a friend of mine used to deliver newspapers in the neighborhood, and he would pick up the newspapers behind this drugstore every day. Well, once a month, the drugstore would throw out outdated pornography magazines and outdated cigarettes. Okay? We lived like kings.

We lived like kings. and you know I may have sold a few of those particular items for some money so I had some spending cash I mean you know what are you going to smoke all the cigarettes and look at all the porn no well you do look at the porn

don't get me wrong with you know I mean after a while you're bored with that so we're fat I mean we've been fascinated with sex forever here in America and there's no question there's no question so when you read articles about if you want a promotion

have daily orgasms. New study reveals regular sex, makes you more productive, better at your job, and more likely to move up the ladder. Okay. Okay. New study.

Teens. Opting for porn. It's less risky than actually having sex. And then you want to tell me that the robot lady that wants to marry the robot is crazy? I think not. We can't handle human touch anymore. No human touch.

If you sleep naked tonight, it's what you need to do. It's beautiful. The effect will have it on your body will be wonderful. Yeah, I'll be cold. Okay. I'll be cold. The key to better sex? Circumcision.

Men who haven't got to, gotten the SNP should consider it if they want to improve their performance in bed. Are you kidding me? As an adult male? No, thank you. No, thank you. Millions of adult men are being urged to have circumcisions. You know what?

No, thanks. I'm good. Now, I get the whole thing because you have it done if you're circumcised. And I understand the process. and you do it as a little baby it's a a little painful and the baby

tends to you know scream and holler think about how you're going to scream and holler as an adult as a baby we overload that's just a kid crying let him cry yeah yeah yeah I know we cut your thing

sorry I know we cut all that skin off and it's bleeding but don't worry about it just cry it out your little baby we don't care and we like to be able to say, oh yes, he just got circumcised, leave him be. Oh, did he get the clip?

Yeah. But as an adult, no, thank you. No. No. Now, according to the United Nations, and God love them, I mean, they just, we want to live by what they say. It's going to save lives.

It's a health crisis. So even though there is discomfort for the most sensitive regions of the body severe pain is rare and it needs to be done pain is mild to moderate after Uh-huh, uh-huh Right

Listen, what I'm going to do is I'm going to stick this knife Right in your eye Now some people have said that they didn't even feel it people have said that so hey you should be fine no thank you no no if you are an adult I mean if you look if you want if you decide as an adult you know I got nothing to do this weekend I should get circumcised bless you bless you my son bless you my son but if you ask me to decide you know Jeff you'd be a lot better circumcised I would say no I don't say no you know what you just I'm good I'm good because I know that

you know if you have if you have any work done that whole area it's a little bit more than moderate pain, moderate discomfort. It hurts. It hurts. And so when the doc comes to you and say, you know, a lot of men are really thinking about it. And really, it's upping their sex game. I mean, forget the UN, right?

I mean, that's what it's all about. You know, it's more sensitive. And you could really satisfy, and you'll be able to satisfy and be satisfied better. Oh, really? Yes. And your ability to perform will be better. It'll be just a wonderful thing.

Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. How about you keep that little snip-snip-snip thing to yourself? Because I felt bad enough about the baby. You know, I feel bad enough about the baby. I really do. And then you get some docs who I've seen, not that I've seen pictures,

but you see some docs that don't do it right. and then you may have to go back and get it fixed later. I mean, what is that? Doc says I got to get it fixed. Nope, I'm fine with it just the way it is. Thanks. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Get out. I know you've heard this before. Get out. I don't care. Leave it open. You've been open. Oh, no, don't leave the door open.

I won't know what to do. I mean, first of all, coming up after this broadcast is Lawrence Jones. His show is noon to 3 Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. He gets here and he putses around and then he gets cocky and he starts thinking, oh, if I just talk a little bit more, it gets more promotion because Jeff will put me on his show

so people will know about my show. I tell them already, Lawrence, about your show. There's no need to come in and try to horn in and get promotion and try to people. We understand you're on the air after this broadcast. And doggone it, it's good too, because, man, what you said last week was great. We all listened a lot.

So one of the things that I haven't had a chance to get to that I'm looking forward to getting for the kids is the coloring book, Tony, the Tampon. Man, are we going to have some fun this weekend? I'm going to go out looking for it. and the kids and I are going to get down and get the crayons out. Colored together. It's the Tony the Tampon book that teaches, hey, men get periods too.

Oh, man. Don't they? Now, originally, you say, well, no, they don't. No, they don't. Well, haven't you ever been told, yes, they do? Haven't you ever been, seriously? You look at me like that like I'm crazy? Haven't you been with your girlfriend or your wife?

And they tell you, oh, you're their time again. Their time. See, I told you, you get one too. We've lived with each other long enough. I mean, really? You never had that happen? Now, I will say that I don't know that I want a coloring book

teaching my kid that. First of all, I've got to find the actual coloring book here, Tony the Tampon. The adventures of Tony the Tampon. A period coloring book. A lot of people are saying, hey, this is child abuse. I say, no, come on now, stop. It's a coloring book.

Teaching children that even men or boys can have periods is scientific malpractice. Okay, Doc. Come on. Now, the adventures of Tony the Tampon is being marketed as a way to smash the taboo about periods to the eyes of a fictional character. 20 hand-drawn pages. Tony's adventures with friends and I bet you he's got some great friends Tony the Tamp

Tony. Look, there's my friend, the toilet. Oh boy. Come on. Oh, look, there's my I don't even want to stop. I got to stop. I got to stop thinking about Tony the tampon friends. Because they

I haven't seen the actual coloring book yet, but I can come up with some pretty good friends. I want to do it. Now, let's just talk about the person who created this. Clemer, if you know someone who looks like a man has monthly menstruation period, that person is really a woman. Well, that would be a perfect description.

Oh, what? Yes. She authored, my parenting experience runs all over the map. I'm a mother of a birth daughter. I have cared for several foster daughters, some of whom were. pretty disturbed. But you're not disturbed at all, Tony the Tampon coloring book.

There's nothing to help explain neither. Clemor said she wanted to create an interactive and humorous way to normalize menstruation. Right? And if there are nothing, normalizes menstruation like laying down on the floor and coloring with the kids. The adventures of Tony the tampon. Come on now. Are we really

Are we really that far along? Really? Okay. We have time for a couple. I've got a couple of you decides. I've got a couple of you decide whether what you think or not. You decide what you think. First, there's a story about a girl who, I believe the story cannot be true.

This cannot be a true story. A pregnant 19-year-old Texas woman. Fatally struck by a. a train while having photos taken of her on the tracks trying to get her modeling career. I don't think it's real. Okay, it can't be real. It can't be. She's 19, right?

She was standing between two sets of tracks. So she's getting her picture taken, according to the story, she's standing between two sets of track, and she says, oh, here comes a train and steps to the other track, but another train was coming on those tracks. that's the train that hits her? That cannot be real. I mean, the photographer should be held for manslaughter, if that's actually, if that's a real story. Now, she's 19, she's already got a kid. She's got a seven-year-old son, right? And the father of a seven-year-old, oh, no, that's not her. That's her fiance. But she doesn't have the seven-year-old kid. I was thinking, she had a kid when she was

12? No, that's her fiance. So the boyfriend, 25, is going to be a dad again, because he's already got a seven-year-old and congratulations to you. But I mean, I'm sad that this is actually a true story, but I don't, it cannot be true. It can't be. The photographer or the person

getting their picture taken isn't standing in two tracks going, oh, here comes a train, let me step out of the way, and then I'll step in front of another train. That's a cartoon, man. That's not real. That's not real.

And perhaps, perhaps. If this is a true story, she said that she went to college, but she wanted to put her education on hold to begin modeling, perhaps. This is just me. She may have not wanted to put her education on hold, because if that's a true story, she needed some more education.

Okay. I mean, if it's true, I'm sorry. and I'm sorry for the family's loss and I'm sorry but I just am not buying it I do not buy that it's true oh look look out here comes a train

and you step off that track into another oncoming train that's a cartoon man that is not real stop it that is not real how much time do we you decide we'll leave a minute

I don't have time for my other you decide so I have another you decide we'll get to before the show ends But that one right there, you decide whether it's real or not. I mean, if it's real, it just can't be. I won't buy it. I won't believe that it's real. I won't.

And if it's true, the photographer should be, the photographer, come on now. Look out. Here comes a train. Oh, let me move out of the way. Oh, there's another train coming from the other direction. I can't be real. It just can't be. I can't.

I can't. Step this way. Step this way. The trains are coming. Trains, plural, are coming. Step this way. I'll just back off into another train. No, that's a cartoon.

Sorry, I don't buy it. I don't. I don't believe that it's real. I don't believe it's real. You know what I believe it was more real? Tony the Tampon. The Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. I was just told a story about someone who sent in a resume. for a job at a radio station and spelled disc jockey wrong. That tells me that the train story is probably real, all right, and I now might want to change my opinion on whether the train story is actually real. I was also given in the break, Tony the Tampon coloring book.

I thought, is it only these pages? Is it only these pages, the Tony the Tampon? There's more of them, right? There's like 12 or something like that? Yeah, okay. So I've got only, I wasn't good enough for the entire coloring book. You just printed out the four pages. That's it.

I mean, thank you, but why not all of them? I mean, why not do a complete job? Thanks for the help, though. Appreciate it. We got one, Tony, Tony the Tampon coloring book, where Tony is the cowboy. One, it is, I think, what is that the uterus? so bad.

And the next picture is Tony the tampon using the maxi pad at the skate park. That is outstanding. And then we have Tony the tampon in space. This is so great. I guess those are some sort of blood splats, space blood splats. I guess. And then the last page that I got

does hashtag period fomo. At Tony the Tampon. Oh, we'll have to tweet at Tony. I might have to start following at Tony the tampon. Hey, Tony, I'm having a party at my place.

Wanna come? Tony answers, I wish, but I can't. I'm on duty all week. Stop it. So what does Tony the tampon have to do with males having menstruation. I'm not quite sure I understand.

But that, I guess, is just me. All right, so another you decide. We had the lady with the train. No problem. If you think it's real, it's real. And I'm sure if it is real, the family is going. Of course, it's real. we lost our daughter, you fat.

Why are you thinking that is why are you making fun of our daughter? Because I'm not making, actually I'm saying that the person taking a picture of your daughter should be tried for manslaughter. Because if, hey, look out, here comes a train, and the photographer allows your daughter to back herself into another train, someone's that fault. I mean, I mean, I would, personally, I would say somebody's got to pay. Somebody's got to pay, right? But that's just me.

That is just... So, Tommy Lear. On the Blaine's Television Network, was on The View. Fascinating. Fascinating show The View. Let's give a listen. You call yourself a conservative,

a conservative Republican and a constitutional conservative. I can't freaking take this show. These ladies are all of them are agonizing every single one of them. Joy Bejo. She quit for her. She went away. I thought she was going to go work on her comedy act or something. She's like a hundred.

Go ahead. But you also consider yourself pro-choice, which is interesting to me because 68% of conservative Republicans think that abortion should be legal across the board. No, I'm pro-choice. And here's why. I am a constitutional. you know, someone that loves the Constitution. I am someone that's for limited government,

and so I can't sit here and be a hypocrite and say I'm for a limited government, but I think that the government should decide what women do with their bodies. I can sit here and say that as a Republican, and I can say, you know what, I'm for a limited government. So stay out of my guns, and you can stay out of my body as well. So I think it's... You need to go out and speak to women about that. I do every day.

I do every day. And, you know, I get a lot of attacks from conservative women as well. You know, I think it's unusual. Equal, equal hate from all sides for me. Well, you don't have any... You decide. you decide. That's all.

I am, you decide. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are, no, no, no, no, no. Michael Savage, Michael Savage, radio host. You know him, you love him. God bless him. Whacked out of his crazy mind. He knows it.

He knows he is. It's fine. I listen to Michael from time to time, and he sucks me in, too. He sucks me in because he grabs me in. And then I realize, oh, this is why I like Michael Savage. And then I remember, oh, yeah, about 15 minutes in, I go, oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. It's Michael Savage.

But he got me, right? That's what he does. Well, he was in a conference. I'm very sorry to hear this. I mean, he got into a fight. Some guy was attacked him outside of a restaurant. You know how he always talks about going down to his little Italian restaurant by himself with him and his little stupid dog.

And that's all he ever goes with his dog, whatever the dog. name is. I'm sure it's in the story here. Yeah, Teddy. Jesus. Teddy. Anyway, and so this guy's been stalking him, apparently, coming after him, and

confronts him outside of a restaurant. They get into a fight, get into a scuffle. According to the story, Michael, you know, pushes him off and calls 911. Some guy from the restaurant comes out and tries to help and gets punched, and they all stuck around to face the police because they're all pissed.

Oh, it's your fault. He said, no, it's your fault. He said, no, it's your fault. And so apparently this guy has been, you know, been around and keeping Michael in his eyesight. That's unbelievable. You know, I mean, you wonder, the next time the man who runs this joint, Glenn Beck, tells me how much money he spends on security, I'm going to say good. Except that I'm not going to say good because I really want to raise.

But I'm going to say good because that is insane. Now, if I saw Michael Savage on the street, first of all, I'd say Michael lose the dog, bro. Good to see him I'll lose the dog. I love you, but dog's got to go. Second, he's like 100 now, right? I mean, I love Michael, say, I really do. But he's like 100 years old.

you're going to attack Michael Savage? Right? He lives and he barely travels. He writes his books. He does his radio show. He's like 100. He can't walk to the restaurant with his stupid dog and have dinner and walk home

without being accosted by some God-stupid fan. That's agonizing. That's agonizing. You fans of radio people should know better. Stop it. Stop it. That having been said, I don't live in Dallas.

I live in New Mexico. And so if you ever wanted to find me, you can find me in New Mexico. Okay. And I don't come to the Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas every day. I come to Irving, Texas, New Mexico. And so you can't find me there. Okay? There's no way that you can prove that I'm here.

I mean, that's sad. Michael, I'm sorry. I hope you're okay. Apparently he's okay. I did see in one story where immediately they were saying that he said he was okay. That's a bad move. That's a bad insurance move, man. You never want to say you're okay after an accident, after a fight like that.

Because your first reaction is, hey, I'm fine. I'm fine. But no. That should never be your first answer. Never. Because they always comes back to haunt you. Always. Because a year from now, Michael's like, oh man, you know, that fight,

got in. I really hurt my neck. You said you were fine. Pay for it yourself. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Breeze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. What did we learn today? Not a damn. Not one thing.

We did learn. Okay, the girl on the train tracks. They got hit. The pregnant girl. Bless her heart. Wanted to delay your education. Probably not the smartest of moves. We found out that it's probably, we know that it's probably real, although I swear that it's not because it's almost, I mean, it's cartoonish, right? Hey, look out, here comes a train, step back into another oncoming train. Come on now. Now, you know, people are, yes, it's probably real.

People get killed on the tracks all the time, Jeff. That's why the railroad companies tell you, now don't take your pictures on the tracks. I got it. People are still, everybody wants shots of train tracks. They're cool. okay everybody wants to be on the train tracks I'm guessing that you know why don't they just put up like a railroad companies they put up a track for photo ops photo op track next to the next to the next to the thing the crossing thing so that at least you did when you hear the ding ding ding ding

ding ding here comes a train and you step off into the other side of the photo op track instead of hey here comes a train oh okay let me back up boom and there's videos all over i mean all over youtube where you can watch trains hitting animals not that i've spent hours as they roll through after deer and moves and there's a new one just hit my Twitter feed the other day from the snowstorm up north

as the people are standing on the dock waiting for the train and the legend they're all behind the yellow line They're all there behind the O line. They're all there behind the O line, but that's all full of snow. And the Amtrak train comes plowing through and blows them all over with the snow from the tracks. Really cool. I look, I took the train for a long time from Pennsylvania and New York every day. The 601 Express, baby.

Trenton to Penn Station. Three stops, baby. And I love the regular conductor we had was great, man, because he wanted to be there. He wanted to be on freaking time, man. Let's go. And he would get so pissed when, if there was a little delay, there are Amtrak tracks in that Northeast Corridor, inside trail travel in the Northeast Corridor.

And so the Amtrak trains get the right away. So sometimes NGT, New Jersey Transit has to wait. He'd get so pissed. Apparently there's been a delay. We're going to have to wait here until the Amtrak passes. He would just be He wanted to get into Penn Station, man. That's 601 Express.

He was ready to rock and roll. Moving down those tracks. So we did, I don't know what we're talking about here. We had some people quoting some friends of Tony the tampon. First of all, hashtag friends of Tony the tampon. It's Tony with an eye. Okay, it's Tony with an eye.

Don't disparage. Tony the tampon with that why. But it should be a why because is that where the tampon... Oh, never mind. It is with an eye, right? It should be... I mean, the eye is usually a female, right? I mean, that's what it usually is. But

it should be a why, actually. I mean, when you think about it, right? Where does Tony the tampon go? When he's working? right so with the help of friends of Tony the tampon

David the douchebag Peggy period Molly menstruation Gina never mind I could go into a we just do your own come up with your own jokes

friends of Tony the tampon go with your own jobs now I'm told that the actual the actual coloring book is on the way to the studios. We are going to have a Facebook Live coloring extraordinaire event with Tony the Tampon. You know what? These pages that I have in my hand right now, these four pages, I'm going to be coloring on Facebook live right after this broadcast.

Brad and I are going to get together and we're going to color Tony the Tampon. And I really, I don't know if I want the, I don't know if I want to color, Tony riding the pad at the, at the, at the, at the park, or if I want to, hey, Tony, I'm having a party at my place, want to come. I wish, but I can't. I'm on duty all week. Thank you. Those of you wondering, you know, should I listen to the Jeff Fisher show on podcast, No, you know what you should listen to on podcast?

Podcasts that make you think, what if? It's been a fairly quiet week on the farm. We still have a hugely pregnant pig. Every day, this pig just gets bigger and bigger. Ready for download now or later. Meanwhile, the pig's getting bigger, and we're down a couple of chickens. Yeah, oh, yeah, that's the other news. We are down to three hens.

And guess what? It's free. Check out 40-a-thers and a fool at the blaze.com slash radio. 40 acres and a few. Or what is it again? Fool, fool. Yeah, 40 acres of them. I got it.

40 acres and a fool. This broadcast, what they're talking about, though, you're not going to hear anywhere else. It's been a fairly quiet week on the farm. We still have a hugely pregnant pig. Every day. This pig gets bigger and bigger. Ready for download now or later. Meanwhile, the pig's getting bigger and we're down a couple of chickens.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the other news. We are down to three hens. 40 acres and a mule. That fool. I gotta get that right someday, right? Lawrence Jones is standing by to take over. Facebook Live will be coloring Tony the Tampon in moments.

Go to the Blaze Facebook page. Brad and I will be coloring Tony the Tampon live. I wonder what color will use. Wonder what color will use. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio. Network.