Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 3/4/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hr 2: Russia and the Occult plus Weird News

Episode Date: March 4, 2017

Jeffy explores the fixation of Russia and the Occult, Chuck from Florida joins with the weirdest news stories from the state this week, MS 13 are some bad dudes, group in Houston on trial for murder, kidnapping and torture.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm kind of long for the ride today. Turn up a little bit of volume on my headset I'm wearing right now. So I was looking at a ad for a broadcasting school that was having some kind of talk radio thing. And they had two guys coming in, I guess, are radio guys, to do a little talk radio workshop. And I thought, who the hell are they? So, I mean that I, pay attention. Pay attention. You might learn something.

You might learn something. It might be something up there, them two boys. They didn't have to teach you. I'm not sure what that is, though. They could teach you some. I can't stop talking like this for some reason. So 8889-0. 8-8-8-9 aught-3-9-3-3.

that's a phone number AAA 9-0-0-2-3 is 93 that's a phone number for you to call in if you want to participate you got Lawrence Jones 3 coming up immediately following this broadcast and he gets mad when I call him Larry

maybe I just call him Larry from now on and then Mike Slater comes up after that and Joe Pags all on right here right here on the capital letters BRN. So thank you so much for coming along

for the ride. I'm going to try to stop talking like this now. I don't know why I am talking like this, to be honest with you. I just started it now I can't stop. MS-13, you heard of them? Formerly of El Salvador. Not formally. It's still going on in El Salvador.

It's also going on here in the United States of America. Well, Houston just put two guys on trial for murder aggravated kidnapping torture and one was a satanic killing

don't worry about it I don't worry about it I mean these guys are bad dudes I'll tell you what I tell you what these boys from MS-13 that's bad dudes and they ain't just in Texas, all right?

Because they got some people up there in New York on Long Island on trial right now, too. That's right. They face offenses up there, too. Murder charges, racketeering, attempted murder, assault, obstruction of justice, arson. Yeah. I know. I know they ain't good guys. All right.

And yet, the funny thing is, them two old boys down in Houston, they don't have any of citizens. They don't even live here. I mean, they're not supposed to be here. They're illegal. They're not only undocumented. They're illegal. Okay.

Huh. Immigration. What could happen with immigration? Nothing bad happens with immigration. It's all lovy-dovey. It's all lovy-dovey. It looks like they're probably about the same age as them, what they call dreamers. Hmm.

Well, I wish I could figure that out. because that's not what we're told not what we're told at all no sorry now MS-13 the largest gang in New York and one of the largest gangs

in the United States right now and they now are in they're not everywhere I'm sorry I didn't mean to say they was everywhere man now I feel I feel like dumb

or I feel I feel dumb I do. Because just because I said they're the largest and the most violent street gang in Long Island. But, uh, look, look,

they ain't everywhere. They're one of the largest criminal organizations in the United States of America, one of the largest, not the largest, one of the largest. And they ain't everywhere. I mean,

they're only in 46 states in the District of Columbia. So there are some places that they ain't yet. These guys horrible, bad bad dudes. They cannot You know what, them boys,

they can't be, they can't not be around soon enough. All right? We'll make sure we get that straight. They can't not be around soon enough. Take that with you. But this is not the only country that this happens in, okay?

Unbelievable story out of Russia. I mean, it sounds like a, you know, a stupid Hollywood horror film. Four homeless men stagger into a remote forest clearing in the dead of night. The flickering firelight cast eerie shadows across a makeshift stone table. Yet, there is no sign of the cheap vodka they were promised to warm them from the freezing cold. Slowly, the truth starts to dawn on them. That's not a table.

that's an altar. Their new friend who promised them free bottles of booze has a far more sinister plan. One by one, they are sacrificed on the altar. This guy is a whacked out of his mind. These murders carried out by Arson Barambikoff.

I think that's the way you pronounce it. I just call it Aari. Arcee Arcein Arson Baridnikov He's a former police officer Outside one of the Oh my God I gotta say this town I'll just call it a remote Russian town

900 miles east of Moscow Warenka Yaya Pashma V-E-R-K-H-N-Y-A-Y-A P-S-M-H-A That's just the remote Russian town 900 miles east of of Moscow. Now, he's a former police officer. He's accused of burying the bodies, then returning, digging him up, believing that the sacrifices had given him the powers of the necromancer.

The powers of the necromancer are upon me. He said he planned to use his victims to build his own zombie army. How'd that work out there for you, Arcey? Oh, wait, it didn't. He kept trying to bring him back to life and it didn't work. So, I guess the cult powers of the

Necromancer doesn't work. Now, I mean, it's amazing. And he's actually, I mean, he's, he's charged he's dealing in firearms he assassinated two businessmen and he can't be criminally insane

because he convinced him I'm fine wait what I am fine and he got a plea bargain with the prosecutors

for all of this 12 years come on now I mean if you're that whacked out of your mind 12 years 12 years ain't that bad hell I can do 12 years sitting on my hands

I'm right back to it I still got bodies buried out there I can bring them back to life after 12 years too worried about it I know where they're buried you don't you got that all right did you know that there are reportedly

400,000 professional occultists in Russia I mean it's probably that's probably the same here though about really when you think about it I mean the MS-13 guys that's all satanic rituals right I mean that's they believe in all that stuff

so 400 but here in the I don't know how many professional occultists we have I don't know if you need a license for that look that up see if you actually need a license to be an occultist because there's the new show on Hulu too right uh oh that's the stupid new show of the card reader and the Greek mobsters on Hulu

and that's what they are. They're like gypsies. It's a stupid show. You definitely need to look that up. Look it up on Hulu original programming. And it's a, shoot, what's the name of that show? I've watched a couple episodes of it. It's okay.

Not bad. I've still got quite a ways to go yet. But, you know, it's worth, if you've got nothing else to watch, it's worth to sit down and watch it. So 400,000 professional occultists in Russia fueling back a black magic black market $24 billion a year.

I mean, that's a pretty big black magic black market. Right? And authorities are starting to get pissed. They're like, we believe that this could possibly be a bigger threat to national security than Islam. extremism. Wow. That is something else.

In the same year, this is back in 2008, a devil-worshipping gang of cannibals. We're still in Russia. We're still in Russia. Murdered four teenagers, stabbing them 666 times. I love the story. A number that is revered by Satanus. Anagorkova, Olga Pukalva, I can't say these names.

I can't. I'm sorry, I apologize. All right. They were all 16 and 17 when they went missing. Horrible. And they went missing in a region 300 miles northeast of Moscow. So a home boy is, what, 900 miles? So it's, you know, a little bit closer to Russia.

A little bit closer to Moscow. They were forced to drink alcohol, attacked. I mean, their body parts. We'd take some of them their body parts, roast them up over the fire. You know. Then what the heck? We're 300 miles from the city.

We might as well eat them. I mean, bad. Bad people. Bad people. And the one guy, when he was arrested, he said, I got dug up to one girl. I ate her heart.

Man, does that sound good? And when asked why he did it, I tried to turn to God, but it didn't bring me any money. I prayed to Satan. Things improved. Think about it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies, several renowned financial analysts,

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So I'm still reading about Russia and the occult. I'm just fascinated by this stupid story. They're going on telling me about different people. So the one guy, the most famous, confessing one guy they got from including removing skull and bones from two graves to perform magic rights, stealing metal plates from headstones to make knives to perform rituals, even more disturbing,

they encourage its members to join the force, you know, the police force, to extend its evil influence. It is not how many Satan's were successful in filtering the police department, but we know of one. That's the first one we told you about. But this particular man, the most famous monk,

Gregori Rasputin, I can say that. I can say that their name. That there is Greg. I'm Gregori Rasputin. I just call you Greg. Born to a peasant family in the frozen wilds of Siberia, it was said he could read minds and heal animals by the time he was 10.

Nice. Rasputin joined a Russian Orthodox cult that it believed its members needed to experience sin. And while Rasputin loved drinking and violent sex with society women at bathhouses, he said, Hey, that sounds good. I'm joining you. So if you like drinking and violent sex with society women and bathhouses across the country or across the world, you know, wherever you live, but specifically in Moscow, you too like Gregori Rasputin,

can join the Russian Orthodox cult. Can't you just have drink and have violent sex anymore? You've got to join a cult. Really? Come on now. Can I just do that? If I want to have booze and violent sex with society women in Moscow bathhouses, do I have to join the cult?

I really don't want to be a part of the cult. Eventually, Rasputin captured the attention of the last Zar Nicholas, its wife Alexandria. He healed their son. Think about it. So, Tsar Nicholas could not do a thing. Treating his hemophil... Oh, there are numerous theories on how he did this.

Hypnotizing the kid, the young prince, giving him urds. But others believe Rasputin took a more devious approach. Using inside information leaked by Alexandra's lady in waiting. to time his treatments when the prince was already on the road to recovery and then claimed credit. How dare he? Do you mean a man who joined the Russian Orthodox cult so it would give him a glad hand when he had sex and was drunk? He fooled somebody? Huh?

So anyway, the czar couldn't do anything because the wife was all, the wife was all happy that the kid was alive. so the czar was like leave him be if I do something to the old Rasputin the wife's going to be pissed so guess what he healed our son

got it leave him alone and there's more it goes on a former I mean the most successful most successful guy Anatoly Kaspavoski

I may have actually heard of this guy a former weightlifter turned psychiatrist and psychic, dubbed the new Rasputon at the height of his fame, regularly beat Yelston into second place in public popularity polls. Think about that. Boris, head guy, Anatoly. Nope, uh, people like me more, Boris. You want to know why?

Because I'm a cultist. And I like to get drunk and have wild sex with society. women in bathhouses. He had to join the cult too. See, I don't want to join the cult. His great rival, and who doesn't, I mean, when you're a cultist, you have to have rivals. Alan Chumach, a white-haired figure who would claim,

oh, claim to charge jars of water in his viewers' homes with the power to heal everything from allergies to stomach pains. I love this guy. He's on TV Put the bottle of water In front of the television And I will power charge it To heal you

That's fantastic Come on now Now I'm not going to do it Unless you send me some money All right I'll give you a little shit Look put it in front of the TV I tell you what

Since we're not on TV for this show Put it in front of it Whatever device you're listening to The show on Set a bottle of water in front of it right now Okay And I'm going to charge it with the powers that can heal from everything to allergies and stomach pains.

What I want you to do is I want you to stare at the jar of water and I want you to think of what you want healed. Okay? Look at the bottle of water and I want you to focus in your mind, in your mind's eye, focus on what you need to have healed. Just think about what you want to have healed. Now the jar of water is in front of the listening device and you're focusing on just what you want to have healed.

Okay, I'm going to charge that jar of water now with the powers. The powers so you... This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. That it does. 888-90333 is the phone number.

Thank you so much. coming along for the ride today. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffey MRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram at Jeffey MRA. Governor Larry Hogan of Maryland has issued a state of emergency. Emergency. Emergency. Emergency.

Emergency. Emergency. Emergency. All heads on deck. Okay. You want to know what the problem is? Heroin. You know, it was going to be something stupid, didn't you?

Don't look at me like that. Yeah, I know you. I know what you're thinking. I do. Wow. Are you so wrong? How bad do you feel now? Okay?

Wow. Yeah. People are dying out there overdosing on heroin and other opioids, okay? And that's actually a fact. Maryland. Maryland! 1,468 overdose-related deaths from January. January to September of last year.

Okay. Now that beat out 2015 where they had 1,259 overdose. Now probably most of that is Baltimore. And we did find, you know, in the Midwest in Ohio and Pennsylvania where they were having big problems with what the heroin

was being cut with. That, hey, it's okay to do heroin. It's just what is being cut with that's killing you. Okay? So, I mean, it's a big problem well really across the country now I mean heroin is the stories all say how cheap it is

and now that they're cutting it with some other with some other stuff I mean that's what that really is what's killing you it's too strong the stuff they're cutting it with because the strong stuff is cheap they don't care and we kill a few of our customers you know what that's the way it goes

it's the way it goes and you join a cult and you go to the bathhouse I mean get over So if you live in Maryland, bless you. Bless you 666 times. Now, a well-known astronomer, a well-known astronomer, Bill, and top alien hunter. Okay, first of all, if your title,

I don't care if you're Dr. Road Scholar, I don't care what kind of, little platitudes you have in front of your name. If one of them is top alien hunter, that pretty much disregards all the other stuff. Sorry to tell you that. Seth Shostak. Okay.

Director of the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute. This guy is the director of SETI. Amazing. Life on Earth could be a byproduct of what has been happening on Mars. Wait. He believes. that a great collision of an asteroid in Mars sent dirt hurling toward the Earth. It's possible.

Billions of years ago, tiny bits of biology quit the red planet and infected ours. It didn't just show up it infected. It infected the Earth. We were infected with Martian dust. If that was the case, then every other life form here on Earth, has its deep roots, not in the old oceans of the planet, but rather in the extinguished seas of Mars. Stay tuned next week when Seth takes us behind the scenes of SETI. Okay, if that's true, and let's say he's right.

Let's say that Seth, who is the director of SETI, and that's a, you know, pretty reputable institute. Let's say that that is true. where do you think most of the Mars dust ended up? Oh, I know, I know, I know. Florida. Chuckinflora.com on the broadcast. How are you, sir? Greetings, Jeffrey from Florida.

This is Chuck in Florida, well-known alien hunter. See, just disregard everything. What's up? Tell us about the Mars. What's infected? What people have been affected by the Mars dust? Well, you know, it's interesting. The Mars dust must have found its way on to a piece.

Petri dish here because now they have rat brain cells that can fly autopilot on computer simulators for jet fighters. Nice. Yeah, pretty cool. That's world-class. That is cool. And I'm not going to, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If we're using rat brains to fly jet, I want the jet pilots to have everything they can, man. You know, they should fully equip the rat brain. You're absolutely right. Absolutely. I have no problem with using rat brains. Now, Peter will. It's a very long article, but I can summarize it pretty much by saying that this guy takes rat brain cells and puts them together in a way that they can perform simple tasks. So I don't think it's really ready for putting a suit on it and throwing it inside the cockpit and letting it fly the plane. But it does fly the simulator, which is pretty astonishing when you think about it because he has like 25,000 brain cells all cooperating.

It's not like he just pulled the brain out of the skull of a rat and said, here, go fly, you know. No, he just took a bunch of different brains and put him together and said, here, go fly. Mixed them in a blender. There you go. Right. Right. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, you know, that's too good. That's too good. That's helping people. That's helping people. I mean, really. I mean, people, they're taking away our jobs. No, they're helping you. They're keeping you safe with rat brains. Shut up. Right. We're already flying drones. and drones are difficult because you still have people and there's communication lag time. I hate people. I hate people.

Well, no, we're trying to keep them safe, Jeffrey. That's the whole one. I don't care. I don't like them. I don't like people at all. I want to get rid of them all. I do. Down with people.

I hate people. So tell us about some people that actually were infected with Mars dust, though. Well, it's got to be this guy who steals his father's checks to pay for prostitutes. right? I mean, here's a guy. His 89-year-old father is losing his memory and can't handle the house. So this guy, Charles Perrin, 61, he kind of takes over for dad and pays the bills and just, you know, siphons off a little on the top to pay for expensive trips and processing. I mean, the bills are getting paid. Apparently. It's not like they're kicking dad out. They're not kicking dad out on the curb, right?

Yeah, it's not like he's living in some nursing home where they don't really care about them, you know. Well, first of all, I think that's a common misnomer these days. Most adult care facilities are pretty nice. Seriously, no joke now, just aside from that. I'm getting a little, I think I should be a spokesman for the National Old People's Home Association or whatever the hell they call themselves. Because they get a bad rap. Well, they get a bad rap. I have actually worked in one when I was a much younger man in doing maintenance.

And they are. I did maintenance there too. Chuck. Yeah, I'm just here for the ladies. You know what I'm saying? Hold on. No, sorry. No, it's really a nice way to kind of spend your twilight years if you have nobody else around.

Or even if you do, and, you know, you can't really take care of your family and the old elderly and all that. Sometimes it's very difficult. Exactly. It gets very difficult. They need help. They do constant care. They have nurses 24-7. So I'd be half of adult care facility.

across America. I say by humbug to chuckin' florida.com saying bad things about it. That I didn't even in a home somewhere. I mean, however, I will say that if he were living in a home,

it'd be tougher for the son to siphate some cash off for the hookers and blow. Right. So, if you're going to go take a trip on dad's money, you know, and he's already in the nursing home. You got to do it before the home comes.

That's right. So, but he is paying the bills anyway. I mean, the dad is that got a house? Well, he did for a while. I mean, he took over, dad's expenses, but I think they finally caught up with him. He's been charged with larceny and exploitation

of the elderly. He's supposed to do it for free? He's supposed to take care of his dad for free? I mean, everybody needs a break now and again, right? I mean, he's supposed to do, that's payment. Yeah. What the hell are you telling me what I can do with my money? I hate America today. And you know what else I hate people?

It was his dad's money. He's living off dad's checks. I hate people. No, he was taking a fee for paying his father's bills and making sure things were taking care of. I should be... I should be this guy's attorney. Yeah, I got it. I just need a fee. And what he does with is, okay, sorry. He didn't take the kids to Chuck Echee cheese. He went down and

we got some hookers and blow. Sorry. Okay. I know you can't fault the guy, Jeffie. I understand. Really. This is me out. Go ahead, Jug. I hate... Florida man is arrested for allegedly impersonating Nickelback drummer Daniel Adair. Is that the guy that hung himself? Oh, no, that was another bad.

No, no, he's still around. This guy, the nickelback drummer, Mr. Daniel Adair, was impersonated by this guy, Koenig, who apparently purchased $25,000 worth of musical equipment in microphones and drum kit and so forth. He ordered from a manufacturer in Vienna, Austria, and had them delivered to his Florida address. So what, he's walking around and they go, hey, are you the nickelback guy? I sure am. This guy goes by Mr. Wookie, and if you look at his picture, it's pretty obvious. Why?

He does not look anything like Daniel Adair. I mean, not even close. But apparently, he somehow had a picture of his drum kit that looked just like the Nickelback drummers. And they managed to send him $25,000 with a brand new gear without verifying, apparently, who this guy was. Was he supposed to- They're calling the cops on why? Why we got paid yet? What's the deal here?

Oh, he was supposed to be paid. Yeah, they sent it to be paid and he's, I got it. Okay. Yeah, I mean, look, businesses do that all the time, right? I mean, it's up to the business to say, hey, you know, this guy, we want to do business with him. I think he's the nickelback guy. So they send him a bunch of stuff thinking, you know, obviously nickelback has made a little bit of money. And they'll be able to pay it for it, right?

I'm not, I kind of like some of their music, but they're easy to hate. Yes, they are. They're very easy to hate. So I would say that I would blame nickelback and make them. them pay for it. Well, apparently Tony was sentenced to three years in prison earlier for fraudulently collecting $78,000

in 2007 from some other scam he pulled. And apparently... Has Nickleback again? None of it. Was the other scam? Nickleback again? No, he scammed somebody else, apparently, but Nickelback was having none of it. They actually called the cops when

the company tried to collect from them. Of course. I mean, that's... I love how the last line of this article is actually kind of a promo for the tour coming up. The new tour from Nickelback, the trek kicks off June 23rd in Noblesville, Indiana. Of course. You know, being from

Midwest like that, I don't even know where the hell Noblesville, Indiana is. That's pretty sad that Nickelback is starting their tour there, but, you know. Find out where that is. I bet you that's like outside of Indianapolis or something. It has to be. You know, there's a lot of little

communities around Indie, yeah, and that's, it just made me think. Right. I know, I understand. Yeah, that's the one thing where the groups are. They like more intimate crowds now. That means they can't fill the big ones. Right. No, no, we want a one-on-one with our audience.

Yeah, that's what I figured. It's just outside of Indianapolis. So, yeah, there you go. So bite me, Chuck, okay? Amanda, do I hate people? I freaking hate people, man. Is there any more? Tell us how we feel.

Libertarian candidate. You're going to love this one. A libertarian candidate in Florida drinks, Goat's Blood uses LSD and he's angry that the party wouldn't back him for Senate. I know. I love this guy. Augustus.

Yeah, that's Augustus. Yeah. You've heard this story. I didn't see this apparently. It escaped my radar and I'm really disappointed because he's done this. Actually, he did this a while ago. He did this last year. He started this whole campaign.

And Chuckiflorna.com, man, you need to get up to speed, bro. Well, I guess it had some sort of resurgence recently because now he's contacted the National Libertarian Party accusing them of being in bed with communists and he's saying that he's going to dispute the I guess the election results from his Senate run apparently Stanton won and he was really upset about it good luck Augusta yeah well I mean you can't take the libertarian party seriously when you have somebody like Vermin Supreme as a candidate who wears a boot on his head. And the guy John McAfee, who, you know, is a well-known murderer, right?

Or at least allegedly. Thank you. I think you. That's never been proven. I know the old documentary makes it seem like he did it, but that's never been, he's never been arrested for that. Okay, pal? Right.

Yeah, well, you know. So I did some work for that guy once. So what? He was the last one to see the guy. And so what? that he said that he would kill the guy's dogs the night before. So what? Yeah, no proof there, right?

But really, Augustus should just join the Russian Orthodox cult. Because, I mean, if you like to drink, if you like to drink, goat, blood, party, because if you like to drink, have violent sex at bathhouses. And, you know, Orthodox cult. Car 666 is in with knives and, right? Right. I mean, that's all tied together when you look at it. What's in the news every day now?

We're talking about the Russians and how they're invading the political parties here and how they've managed to mess with the elections. Chuck in Florida.com. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Listen to that Buck Sexton promo. Talk about spilling coffee on equipment. It brings back a flood of memories.

Not that I've ever spilled coffee on equipment before. But you like it, you want to have coffee that's black. the engineers get really mad at you and angry at you, but if it's black, they can fix it. It's the milk and sugar that cakes up all the wiring that makes it even that horrible. But I have spilled coffee on, man, I've shut a network down, man.

You spill coffee on it. And he's right with the slow motion because you watch that coffee spill and it goes over the edge and it drops. And you can see the coffee hit the electronic device and then pop up, you know, like you see the pictures in the movies. and you're like,

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