Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 3/4/17 Planes, The Occult And Sex ... What's The Connection?

Episode Date: March 4, 2017

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You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Instagram at Jeff EMRA. Jeffrey MRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. Now, how many, look, we've all flown, we've all been frustrated by trying to get on the plane going through security, and we've been frustrated trying to get off the plane. You know, my favorite story is, you know, we were going to catch a flight, so they said if you're catching a flight, you can get off. and so we stood up and then the flight attendant says

well we've got to disembark the plane and everybody gets off and so everybody stands up and you're stuck you're like well wait wait wait wait I got to get off of this thing but you're stuck right I mean you're in you're in an airplane full of people it's full trust me

they fly them full now that's why there's a lot less flights they overbook and they fill them up so when I now know that the reason they did that to myself and my family in Phoenix, Arizona, American Airlines, not that I remember the entire freaking story, they had already booked the seats on a plane that I was supposed to catch.

So they didn't want me on time. They wanted me to wait and catch another flight. And I almost made it. Man, I don't run. But, I mean, I walked fast to the. to the gate. And as I turned the corner, I mean, I've told you the story before, and I'm still so angry about it. I can't see straight when I think about it. I turned the corner and the airline lady looks at me, closes the door. I about flip. And I was like,

no, no, no, no. And my wife is like, if it wasn't for my wife, I'd be in jail. There's no question. And then we went to the, and I love my wife for this because she's like, I'll take care of it. And we went around to the American Airline office. Can we help you? I don't know. Can you? Can you get me on that plane? Oh, right? Just, just relax. Don't mind him. He's fine. I, I could have strangled someone. I would be in jail. Anyway, I digress. So you know the feeling when you're on the plane and you're ready to disembark and you're not supposed to, hey, you're not supposed to undo those seatbelts or get up until they tell you because the plane could still move. And I've actually had that happen once as well.

You pull up and you're almost at the gate and everybody, you know, everybody clips the seatbelts off and starts standing up and getting their stuff. But the pilot had not quite had it just right at the gate so he's got to, er, give the quick break up to the gate a little bit. another three or four feet, a bunch of people both smashed their skulls in, man. It was really funny. Anyway, because he told you, uh-uh, uh-uh. I had a bus driver do that to me, too.

Shortstop me when I was a little kid, almost poked my eye out. In today's world, I would own that school district. Back then, I got off the bus. I'm bleeding. My mom was like, what happened? He stood up before I stopped the bus. Oh, I guess you shouldn't do that, huh? get in the house, let's clean your eye up.

I could be blind here. I hate that bus driver. He short-stopped me all the time. He knows. We lived on a dead-end road on a farm. He dropped me off. Don't get a stop. We're here. It's my house. So he short-stops me.

So we all get frustrated on a plane trying to get off, right? So I see the story of this lady who was even more. frustrated trying to get off the plane. It's a full plane. There is video. I'll tweet the video. But she is, well, she uses language that, you know, if you're on a plane, look, you're supposed there's other people that you're supposed to have a little bit of respect for the other human beings. I know a lot of people don't in today's world. She, however, is in Colorado. She's

landed. She wants to get off the plane. And there's two guys. One guy in the middle and one guy on the window seat that start videotaping her on the phone. And they are dying, laughing. They are dying because this girl is wound up.

And she begins with... I'm upset. Get off the plane. You know why? I have tumors and I'm in a lot of pain. Wait. I got to go. I got to get out. I'm in pain, so I don't care who you are. Don't talk to me like you know me.

Get off of here. Let's go. So, immediately she's stuck and she's, you know, look, I know that you're supposed to, you know, at least you're supposed to be angry and be quiet. But when you have tumors and you're bleeding, I mean, you want to get off the plane. You do. And so she continues. Like, I'm bleeding down my leg. I have blood going down my legs.

Get off the plane because I got to go to the hospital. Let's go. I'm being nice. So you hear the two guys laugh. I mean, they are dying. She is right there in the aisle right there. And if I'm them, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not saying anything.

I'm just recording. And that's what they do. Yes, I do. I have tumors. I'm waiting. Do you want to see it? Do you all want to see it? You want to put the blood going down my leg right now?

Matt knows? I need to get to the hospital so I can patch myself up. I need to go. I need to patch myself up. Nobody had to get off this plane. Please get off this plane. Now, she's still, she's all wound up. Now, they're still waiting in line.

She still has not moved one iota of this airplane. They have not opened, they have not opened the plane door to get off yet. You don't. So guess what? I'm going to be open. I'm bleeding all over my vagina. Blood, straight blood, all over this. Come on now, and she's all over this.

And she's talking to the people on the other side of the aisle. And so there's a couple, you know, the guy in front of her is just standing there, and he is stone cold still. Man, I mean, he doesn't want to turn around. He doesn't want to engage. He just wants to get off this plane. I mean, he wants, you can tell he's standing there with his arms crossed in the aisle, saying to himself, don't turn around, don't look her in the eye, don't turn around, don't look her in the eye, don't shrug, don't laugh, just please open the plane, let us get off this plane, please just go, let us get off this plane.

And it continues. There are children on this plane. All right, stop it right there. Now, the lady is wound up, and I can't quite tell if it's a flight. attendant or if it's just another lady that's up a ways, you know, turning around because this lady is now going to engage. She's all wound up. Ever since we got on this plane, you were I and me like you somebody.

So I think, stop right there. See, now I think that makes me think that it's the flight attendant. Because ever since I got on this plane, you've been I and me. It started from that clip for the very beginning again. That is fantastic. So it's got to be the flight attendant, right? Because where since I got on this plane, you've been I and me? Now, guess what?

You, ever since we go on this plane, you were I and me, like you somebody, you want to talk to me? I know. You want to talk to me? Because we can tell you want to go? Because we can talk, we can off this plane. Oh, we have to hear that clip again. That's fantastic. Put that back to the beginning.

Ever since we got on this plane, you've been eye at me? You've been looking at me? You want to go? That's fantastic. Now. Now. Guess what? You, ever since we go on this plane, you were I and me, like you, somebody, you want to talk to me?

You want to talk to me? You're in talking to where you got this plane because we can talk. That is fantastic. Okay, so we're still not moving, right? We are still stuck on this plane, man. They are, please, the guy in front of her. Please, dear Lord, open the door. Do not engage. Do not engage.

Do not turn around. Please, open the door. Please, please. And it continues. My 12-year-old says not need to listen to. Guess what I learned? Can you do me fair and turn around and get off the fence we can get off?

Because that's my whole goal. Stop right there. Now, she has a point. All right, she does have a point there. Now, while she has been using other language in some parts of this clips that I'm not airing on this broadcast, you'll be able to listen when I tweeted out at Jeff EMRA. But, to be fair,

her whole thing is get me off of this plane okay now she's engaged she said she's she's told us she has tumors she told us she's bleeding from her vagina down her leg she's willing to show she's well so you got to think you know maybe she's not lying because she's willing to say you want to look you want to see I'll show you and she just wants to get off the plane now in I got it in today's world where you you're supposed to, you know, we can't say anything. We're on an airplane. We have to be quiet. We can't say anything.

We can get in trouble. They're going to arrest you if you say anything at all against the flight, against the pilot, against anybody on the plane. You just have to sit there and be quiet. It's starting to get old. So I'm kind of on her side a little because she just wants to get off the plane. Now, she's annoying. But she's only annoying because 90% of the people on that plane stuck in that aisle are thinking,

Dear Lord, she's right. Get us off this plane. Why are we just standing here? And you've been on flights. I mean, I have where you're thinking, why? I mean, is the deal? And I'll tell you what happens is, A, the guy, you know, the TSA, not the TSA guy, but the airline guy doesn't show up at the gate.

So they have to wait for the people to show up at the gate. So if they're busy or they're running to get a wheelchair, whatever, whatever they're doing. You know, maybe they're on a smoke break. I don't know. But they have to wait for them to come and open the thing. So, you know, they're... Al gives the airline people on the plane

a little bit of slack because they're frustrated as well. I mean, trust me, they want this lady off the plane too. Okay? So let's go back to the last clip where she is... She's still... Let's get off this plane. Get the hell off.

Move, people. Move. Don't you think all these other respectful things? Watch your language, please. We have families and children on board. Okay, now the flight attendant is, now the flight attendant is going to, instead of engaging her face to face, pushing her way through the crowd, she's just going to, I'm just going to talk on the microphone now to everyone on the plane.

Watch your language. There's children on the plane. So she's trying to make everyone think that, you know, we are actually doing something. We're aware. We're aware of a tumor girl. And we're just letting you know. Not necessary to drop the F bomb. Okay.

But we've already called security. I've already called security. See what I mean? Stop for just a second. See what I mean? Now, while I'll give you that she was using the F bomb, you know, and it's frustrated. And she's, you know, she's a little overbearing. We'll say.

Obnoxious. But she's kind of right. I'm kind of on her side. And why would you call security? She really has not done anything. She hasn't. I mean, the only person she said, you ever since I got on this place?

You've been looking at me like you? I mean, she's kind of, you know, said to the flight attendant, she didn't threaten the flight attendant. She said, you want to go, let's go. We can take this outside. So, come on now. I mean, there are only recourses. We have alarmed security.

But she just wants to get off the plane, right? She's got tumors and she's bleeding. Now people are moving. See, at the end there, at the end, at the very end of the video, people are moving. I mean, you can see the guy in front of her go, thank God. We're moving. We're moving. We're moving.

And she was, here we go, let's go. We're moving. Let's go. I mean, it's fantastic. And we've all been frustrated like that. I'd be fascinated to know what security did. I've got to try to hunt her down or try to follow up on the story because that's too much work, though. Let's wait for somebody else to do it.

Then I'll read about it. I'd be fascinated to know actually what happened to her. If security actually did anything or if she just said, I don't want to go out the plane. You know, the people, I mean, the people on the plane have got to be kind of on her side, right? I mean, they're obviously upset because she's been all, she's all wound up and she's going to hollering and using the F bomb. I got it. Somebody used the F word. Oh, my.

I mean, stop it. Stop it. But we're going to be playing a couple more clips of her. We're repeating her on the airplane because we just want to get off the plane. All the airline companies that are listening to this, and I know you listen. I know you do, because you want me to say something nice about you. Get us off the plane, okay? Pull us in.

You know you stick us and you park us on that damn tarmac. for an hour, pretending that, well, we're backed up on the tarmac. Uh-huh. So these are going to miss that connecting flight because we were stuck on the tarmac, not because we overbooked and we're just sitting out here to make sure that the other plane is filled up before we let you off. So let's go, people. I just want to get off this plane. This is The Jeff Fisher Show.

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888-90-303-93 is the phone number. Clip one. Set. Get off the plane. You know why? I have tumors and I'm in a lot of pain and I got to... I got to go. I got to get out of here. I'm in pain so I don't care who you are.

Don't talk to me like you know me. Get off of here. Let's go! That is fantastic. Don't talk to me like, let's get off the plane. It's all I want to do is get off the plane. Now, you, ever since we go on this plane, you, ever since we go on this plane, you, were I am me like you, somebody, you want to talk to me?

You want to talk to me? You want to talk to somebody? We could talk. That's close to, you know, I got it, she probably, you know. She was only saying we could talk. You're going to talk to me? We could talk. You know, the inflection is, you know, we're going to fight.

I got it. I know. That's not what she said. That's not what she said. So a good attorney, I mean, you got tumors, you're bleeding, and all you said was, you want to talk to me? Because we could talk. You know, she's good.

You're fascinated. I want to know if security. But look, airlines. You know, look, am I afraid to fly? No, I love flying. I mean, it's a great mode of transportation. But you've got planes coming into DFW. I drive underneath them every day on interstate 114, 2 and 3 to a mule.

You cross 114. If you could, you look out there, they've got two, sometimes three rows of planes landing. And they've got those rowed up in the sky. Okay, so please. All she wanted to do is get off. the plane. That's it. And you know here at DFW, I mean, DFW Airport is bigger than the island of Manhattan. So you taxi like a day. You land and it's like, oh, we're finally made it to Dallas.

An hour later, you make it to the terminal, okay, because you've taxed three counties just to get to the terminal. So, I mean, I truly do understand the, I just want to get off this plane. And we've been taught now that we are not supposed to say anything. We're not supposed to say anything, right? We've been taught that. We've been taught that. So, I mean, I can understand why.

I'm upset. Get off the plane. You want to know why? I have tumors, and I'm in a lot of pain. And I got to go. I got to get out of here. I'm in pain, so I don't care who you are. Don't talk to me like you know me.

Get off of here. Let's go. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. Welcome to it. 888-90-33 is the phone number. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. So since we last chatted, we had the Oscars on. Fantastic.

No, they weren't. They were absolutely agonizing. as we predicted, by the way, on this broadcast. It wasn't quite as bad, but it was bad. And look, the ratings were way down, even for the Oscars. I mean, they had, I forget what was the number. The number was, oh, well, why don't we just have him tell you, Jimmy Kimmel. Thank you.

What I want is to just have the ad start rolling and audio to start playing on my computer at all times. I love the way they have the website set up now. So that even sometimes, even if you have your computer on mute, they know better. They know that, hey, your computer's on mute, but we know you want to hear it. So we're going to turn it up for you. Actually, they haven't done that yet. It's just me being an idiot, having it turned on. But, I mean, it could happen, right?

So the 89th Academy Awards got a 9.1 rating. They have 32 million. That's a good crowd, though. I mean, it's a good crowd for them, but way down. Way down for them. And I wonder why it could be other shows like the Walking Dead, possible, although the Walking Dead had, you know, good numbers. almost 11 million, and they're crying that their numbers are down.

We had 11 million people, but our numbers are down. We're sliding. What can we do with our ratings? You're the number one cable television show by more than double. Shut up. Okay. And the Oscars, I mean, one of the things that could be an issue. It couldn't be that the Price Waterhouse guy who's giving out the awards

is in the back tweeting and taking pictures with the same. all the stars and then gives out the wrong envelope for the best picture award. Couldn't be that. That was probably their saving grace. Some would say they did that on purpose. Just to get people talking about the stupid Oscars, which, you know, I wouldn't be actually surprised. But it couldn't be that the best picture was, you know, none of the pictures, actually, until after the Oscars, none of the pictures nominated had made $100 million.

I think a rival broke $100 million, but that was after the Oscars. So, I don't know, nobody sees the movies you put on top. And Moonlight, okay, you know, great movie, I got, I got it. Best Picture? And Casey Affleck, oh my gosh. you want to talk about best actor is to be award actually at tonight's award for best

boring actor of all time Casey Affleck Casey come out up here and bore us with your speech just like you bored us in that stupid movie Manchester by the sea come out up here I mean come on

and I won't go through the I mean we can go through the whole list but you know who won who lost you got it I did finally see Haxar Ridge. I enjoyed it. It wasn't worth the best picture. I mean, congratulations

for being nominated, but that movie should not have won. I heard an interview with Mel Gibson talking about, the story is great on Hacksaw Ridge. Absolutely tremendous. And it makes you, during the movie, you wish that you had something to believe in as much as this guy believed in the Lord and believed in what he was doing to save lives.

But I heard Mel say we didn't put everything in the movie because everything, some of the stuff that this guy did, nobody would have believed. You should have put it in, Mel. Because while the reports were that it was, you know, better than the Hanks, the saving private Ryan war scenes. I didn't think it was. It was, you know, they were over the top and you saw the war scenes, and maybe we've just become

jaded now. You know, that we've seen, everything we see looks real. And yeah, that looked real, but it wasn't bad for us. It was another war. It was a war movie. But it was, you know, it was a good story, and I really, you know, I enjoyed it.

But better than saving private Ryan, I don't think so. That feeling that you get in saving private at Ryan, when they open the gates there on the beach and those guys start getting shot and the blood and the water and the beach, I mean, that

is, you know, one of the best war scenes ever. And what is it bad that I watched the Oscars? And look, I watched The Walking Dead. And then I caught a little bit of Talking Dead. And I have to, I kind of have to do

that because, you know, you can go to the blaze.com slash radio, the Jeff Fisher Show, and we do a podcast every week talking, walking dead. So we, you know, we review the show, myself, Brad Staggs, and Jason Butro. And we do a vidcast of it as well, which you can get on my Blaze channel. But, and then I went over to the Oscars, and I caught some of that, and it was really just, I mean, agonizing what I watched. It was sad that Bill Paxson had died.

We got news that day that Bill Paxson had died at 61. And it was good they paid a special tribute to him. We did find out after that the one lady that they paid tribute to dying was the wrong lady. The name was the same, but the picture up there was the wrong lady. So that lady was like, I'm not dead. But after the death roll of who all died, died that this year, this past year, which was actually pretty good. They had what's her face singing, I really don't know clouds at all.

And they show you the picture, all the people who died. They played a Rolex commercial. Tremendous. The best thing about the best thing about the whole three and a half, eight hours of Oscars was the Rolex commercial. It doesn't just tell time. It tells history. And the Rolex commercial was all these actors in films, all these bits from films of the actors wearing Rolex watches.

It was tremendous. And one of them, sadly, was Bill Paxton. So, I mean, you talk about good timing on Rolex's part. Oof. Or it'll be bad timing. I'm sure which. So Arnold Schwarzenegger reported that he is quitting Celebrity Apprentice. Now, I actually, for the first time, watched an episode of Celebrity Prentice, about a week

and a half ago, my wife had it on, and I sat down and I said, you know what? I need to sit through this. I need to actually watch an episode. Thank you for quitting, Arnold. I appreciate it, man, because that show was bad. But even though the ratings were not that great, they were still pretty strong for the way television ratings are in today's world. And they try to make a big deal about, this is what, okay, so earlier today, Donald Trump tweeted about this story, our president.

Why did he tweet about this story? Because in the story, it doesn't just talk about Arnold ditching celebrity a premise because of low ratings, blames Trump for low rating. Movie star and former governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has called his involvement with President Donald Trump's former show celebrity apprentice. done. After only one single that consistently brought in low attendance and bad reviews, the Terminator has decided to access hosting duties to the celebrity apprentice, the low ratings are said to be caused by the show's continued involvement with Trump

as the president still has an executive producer credit on the show. This may be in part due to a continued movement to boycott anything associated with Trump. When people found out that Trump was still involved, as executive producer and was still receiving money from the show, then half the people boycotting it. Now, Arnold, it's just between me and you, babe, okay? Should I call you governor, Mr. Universe?

Whatever you'd like. While that may be true, you were god-awful and should have done something else. I don't know, who told you it was a good job. Now the flip side of that is so is Trump Okay In the end his ratings were just as bad as yours In the beginning the show was great

But that's what pissed President Trump off And of course he had to Get a hop on Twitter this morning And do a tweet storm about I don't know Eight or nine tweets But the last tweet One of the last tweets Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the apprentice

He was fired by his bad In parentheses pathetic ratings, not by me, sad end to a great show. So, I mean, don't be saying, so even if it is Don's fault, he's not taking the heat for it.

No way. And he probably shouldn't because the show was not that good. The show was not that good. And it really wasn't that good with Don either. I don't know what to tell you, NBC, but you know, I know the, I guess it's,

I guess, I guess. And the cute little The cute little Arnie saying his lines I mean Stop with it I'll take a break I'd be back No you won't

Shows cut baby You won't be back Okay You won't be back And then I got sent a A story Have you watched Have you ever watched the show naked and afraid

Do you ever just watch it Because you think I don't care if they're afraid You just want to see them naked? That's not me. I mean, other people do that. Man. I would not ever dream of doing that at all.

So Anastasia Ashley, if you don't know her, look her up. Follow her on Instagram, okay? She was on naked and afraid. Now, when you have someone like that on naked and afraid, it would tend to, I don't know, make some people tune in. and you oh yeah okay yeah the problem

she's a you know surfer model looks pretty good could you be a surfer and a model and not look good I doubt that I doubt that very much

well the story is she you know being naked and still alive and by the way she was naked and afraid. She got

bit by all these bugs. Now, you think, duh. A, you're naked in the jungles, okay? B, you're naked in the jungles, okay? So the bugs are like, hey, there's fresh meat. And I bet you that she probably,

I don't know, took pretty good care of herself. So she probably didn't actually smell like dirt and mud when she went out into the, out into the muck. So the bugs were like, hey, now, that's some kind of body cream smell there. We're biting that.

So anyway, she got thousands of bites from these sandflies that hatched. And there's a picture of it would not have been fun. And she kind of joked about it saying that it hatched, and they found her and thought that she was their host. And it did not look good. I feel kind of sorry for her. But then at the moment that I'm feeling sorry for her, I think to myself, hey, you were the one that went out naked and afraid.

You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. Today in rock history. History. History. History. But you know, sad day.

Sad day. John Candy died in 1994 in today's date. He was 43. Country singer, comedian, Minnie Pearl died. Howdy? At 84. If you don't know what Minnie Pearl is, go look it up.

Okay? And in 2001, disco singer, Glenn Hughes. You ask yourself, Glenn Hughes, the disco singer. Of the village people. Oh. I mean, it was so sad. died at the age of 50.

Glenn Hughes, is that the Indian? No, he's the man in leather. Okay, yeah. Now, how dumb do you feel? You should have known that, okay? That's right. And this is kind of fascinating to me that Pink Floyd in 1973 launched a tour to support Dark Side of the Moon, right?

I mean, an all-time classic album, forever. But their first show was in Madison, Wisconsin. That says a lot. Back then, it didn't mean anything. I was like Madison, Wisconsin, University of Wisconsin, Pink Floyd. Today? Ah, commies on commies. Got it.

Okay. Now you're making sense. And a story on Joe Biden's son. Do we have time to get it? This is a tremendous story on Joe Biden's son. I'll just blow through it really fast because we're going to talk about this again because Vice President Joe Biden, Junga son, Hunter Biden, kicked out of the Navy Reserve in 2014 after testing positive for cocaine.

Vice President Joe Biden's old son, Bo Biden died. Oh, yeah, we know Bo died. Okay, we've got to throw that in all the time. That's why he didn't run for presidents because Bose died. He wasn't ready. Okay. Well, the estranged wife of former Vice President Joe Biden's youngest son, Hunter Biden claims he squandered the couple's money on drugs, alcohol, and prostitutes.

This guy's growing on me. All of a sudden, what? In a court filing last week, Kathleen asked Washington, D.C. judge to order Hunter to stop spending our money. Stop it. Oh, no. Joe will give him some cash. Don't worry about it. Joe's like, do some blow.

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It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hi. How in the world are you? Good to see. I'm kind of off for the ride today. Turn up a little bit of volume on my headset I'm wearing right now. So I was looking at an ad for a broadcasting school that was having some kind of talk radio thing.

And they had two guys coming in, I guess, are radio guys. do a little talk radio workshop. And I thought, who the hell are they? So, I mean, that I, pay attention. Pay attention, you might learn something. You might learn something. It might be something up there, them two boys.

They didn't have to teach you. I'm not sure what that is, though. They could teach you some. I can't stop talking like this for some reason. so 8889-0-8-8-8-8-9 aught 339399 that's phone number triple 8-9-0-2-3's 93 that's phone number or you to call in if you want to participate you got Lawrence Jones 3 coming up immediately following this broadcast and you know he gets man he gets mad when I call him Larry

maybe I just call him Larry from now on and then Mike Slater comes up after that, Joe Pags, all on the, right here, right here on the capital letters BRN. So, thank you so much for coming along for the ride. I'm going to try to stop talking like this now. I don't know why I am talking like this, to be honest with you. I just started it, now I can't stop. MS-13, you heard of them? Formerly of El Salvador.

Not formally. It's still going on in El Salvador. It's also going on here in the United States of America. Well, Houston just put two guys on trial for murder, aggravated kidnapping, torture, and one was a satanic killing. Don't worry about it. I mean, these guys are bad dudes.

I'll tell you what. I tell you what? These boys, remember that's 13? That's bad dudes. And they ain't just in Texas. All right. Because they got some people up there in New York on Long Island on trial right now, too. That's right.

They face offenses up there, too. Murder charges, racketeering, attempted murder, assault, obstruction of justice, arson. Yeah. I know. I know they ain't good guys. All right. And yet, the funny thing is,

them two old boys down in Houston. They don't even citizens. They don't even live here. I mean, they're supposed to be here. They're illegal. The boys are illegal. They're not only undocumented. They're illegal.

Okay. Huh. Immigration. What could happen with immigration? Nothing bad happened with immigration. It's all lovy-dovey. All lovety-dovey. It looks like they're probably about the same age as them,

what they call dreamers. Hmm. Well, I wish I could figure that out. Because that's not what we're told. Not what we're told at all. No, sir. Now MS-13, the largest gang in New York, and one of the largest gangs in the United States right now.

And they now are in. They're not everywhere. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say they was everywhere. Man, now I feel like, dumb. I feel dumb. I do.

Just because I said they're the largest and the most violent street gang in Long Island. But, uh, look, look, they ain't everywhere. They're one of the largest criminal organizations

in the United States of America. One of the largest, not the largest, one of the largest. And they ain't everywhere. I mean, they're only in 46 states in the District of Columbia. So there are some places,

that they ain't yet. These guys horrible, bad, bad dudes. They cannot, you know what, them boys, they can't be, they can't not be around soon enough. All right? We'll make sure we get that straight. They can't not be around soon enough. Take that with you.

But this is not the only country that this happens in, okay? Unbelievable story out of Russia. I mean, it sounds like a stupid Hollywood horror film. Four homeless men stagger into a remote forest clearing in the dead of night. The flickering firelight cast eerie shadows across a makeshift stone table. Yet, there is no sign of the cheap vodka they were promised to warm them from the freezing cold. Slowly, the truth starts to dawn on them. That's not a table.

That's an altar. Their new friend who promised them free bottles of booze has a far more sinister plan. One by one, they are sacrificed on the altar. This guy is a whacked out of his mind. These murders carried out by arson Barimbekov. I think that's the way you pronounce it. And I just call it A-R-E. Arce.

Arce-R-S-N. Ars-M-R-A-N-Bar-A-N-A-N-A-R-A-N-A-R-A-R-E-R-K-E-R-K-H-N-Y-A-A-R-K-H-N-Y-A. 9-H-M-H-M-H-M-H-A. Warenka-Y-H-N-Y-A. V-E-R-S-M-M-H-A. That's just the remote Russian town 900 miles east of Moscow. Now, he's a former police officer. He's accused of burying the bodies, then returning, digging him up,

believing that the sacrifices had given him the powers of the necromancer. The powers of the necromancer are upon me. He said he planned to use his victims to build his own zombie army I'd that work out there for you Arcey oh wait it didn't he kept trying to bring him back to life

and it didn't work so I guess the cult powers of the necromancer doesn't work now I mean it's amazing and he's actually I mean he's charged he's dealing in

firearms. He assassinated two businessmen. And he can't be criminally insane because he convinced him, eh, I'm fine. Wait. What? I'm fine. And he got a plea bargain with the prosecutors for all of this? Twelve years. Come on now. I mean, if you're that whacked out of your mind, 12 years. 12 years ain't that bad.

Hell, I can do 12 years sitting on my hands. I'm right back to it. I still got bodies buried out there. I can bring them back to life after 12 years. Too worried about it. I know where they're buried. You don't. You got that?

All right. Did you know that there are reportedly 400,000 professional occultists in Russia? I mean, it's probably the same here, though. really when you think about it. I mean, the MS-13 guys, that's all satanic rituals, right? I mean, they believe in all that stuff. So 400, but here in the... I don't know how many professional occultists we have.

I don't know if you need a license for that. I look that up. See if you actually need a license to be an occultist. Because there's the new show on Hulu, too, right? Ow! That's the stupid new show of the card reader and the Greek mobsters on Hulu, and that's what they are.

They're like gypsies. It's a stupid show. You definitely need to look that up. Look it up on Hulu original programming. Hulu original programming, and it's a, shoot, what's the name of that show? I've watched a couple episodes of it. It's okay.

Not bad. I've still got quite a ways to go yet, but, you know, it's worth, if you've got nothing else to watch, it's worth to sit down and watch it. So 400,000 professional occultists in Russia fueling back a black magic black market $24 billion a year.

I mean, that's a pretty big black magic black market. Right? And authorities are starting to get pissed. They're like, we believe that this could possibly be a bigger threat to national security than Islam. extremism. Wow. That is something else.

In the same year, this is back in 2008, a devil-worshipping gang of cannibals. We're still in Russia. We're still in Russia. Murdered four teenagers, stabbing them 666 times. I love the story. A number that is revered by Satanus. Anna Gorkova

Olga Pukava I can't say these names I can't I'm sorry I apologize all right they were all 16 and 17 when they went missing horrible and they went missing in a region 300 miles northeast of Moscow

so homeboys what 900 miles so it's a little bit closer to Russia a little bit closer to Moscow they were forced to drink alcohol attacked. I mean, their body part. We'd take some of them their body parts, roast them up over the fire. You know.

Then, what the heck? We're 300 miles from the city. We might as well eat them. I mean, bad. Bad people. Bad people. And the one guy, when he was arrested, he said, I got dug up to one girl, I ate her heart. Man, does that sound good?

And when asked why he did it I tried to turn to God but it didn't bring me any money I prayed to Satan things improved think about it this is the Jeff Fisher show

on the Blaze Radio Network this is the Jeff Fisher show I'm still reading about Russia and the occult and I'm just fascinated by this stupid story they're going on telling me about different people. So the one guy, the most famous, confessing one guy they got from including removing skull and bones from two graves to perform magic rights,

stealing metal plates from headstones to make knives to perform rituals, even more disturbing. They encourage its members to join the force. You know, the police force to extend its evil influence. It is not how many Satan's were successful in filtering the police department. But we know of one. That's the first one we told you about. But this particular man, the most famous monk, Gregory Rasputin. I can say that.

I can say that there name. That there is Greg. I'm Gregori Rasputin. I just call you Greg. Born to a peasant family in the frozen wilds of Siberia, it was said he could read minds and heal animals by the time he was 10. Nice. Rasputin joined a Russian Orthodox cult that it believed its members needed to experience sin.

And while Rasputin loved drinking and violent sex with society women at bathhouses, he said, hey, that sounds good. I'm joining you. So if you like drinking and violent sex with society women and bathhouses across the country or across the world, you know, wherever you live, but specifically in Moscow, you too, like Gregori Rasputin, can join the Russian Orthodox cult. Can't you just have drink and have violent sex anymore? You got to join a cult. Really? Come on now.

Can I just do that? If I want to have booze and violent sex with society women in Moscow bathhouses, do I have to join the cult? I really don't want to be a part of the cult. Eventually, Rasputin captured the attention of the last Tsar Nicholas. It's wife Alexandria. He healed their son. Think about it.

so Tsar Nicholas could not do a thing. Treating his hemophil... Oh, there are numerous theories on how he did this. You know, hypnotizing the kid, the young prince, giving him urds, but others believe Rasputin took a more devious approach, using inside information leaked by Alexandra's lady in waiting to time his treatments when the prince was already on the road to recovery and then claimed credit.

How dare he? You mean a man who joined the Russian Orthodox cult so it would give him a glad hand when he had sex and was drunk? He fooled somebody? Huh? So anyway, the Tsar couldn't do anything

because the wife was all happy that the kid was alive. So the Tsar was like, leave a bee. If I do something to the old rabbi, The wife's going to be pissed. So guess what? He healed our son.

Got it? Leave him alone. And there's more it goes on. The former, I mean, the most successful, most successful guy. Anatoly Kasparovsky. I may have actually heard of this guy. A former weightlifter turned psychiatrist and psychic, dubbed the new Rasputin at the height of his fame,

regularly beat Yelston into second place in public popularity polls. Think about that. Boris, head guy, Anatoly. Nope, people like me more, Boris. You want to know why? Because I'm a cultist. And I like to get drunk and have wild sex with society, women, and bathhouses. he had to join the cult too

see I don't want to join the cult his great rival and who doesn't I mean when you're a cultist you have to have rivals Alan Chumach a white-haired figure who would claim claim to charge jars of water

in his viewers' homes with the power to heal everything from allergies to stomach pains I love this guy he's on TV put the bottle Put the bottle of water in front of the television, and I will power charge it to heal you.

That's fantastic. Come on now. Now, I'm not going to do it unless you send me some money. All right? I'll give you a little shit. Look, put it in front of the TV. Here, I tell you what, since we're not on TV for this show, put it in front of it.

Whatever device you're listening to the show on, set a bottle of water in front of it right now, okay? And I'm going to charge it with the powers that can heal from everything to allergies and stomach pants. What I want you to do is I want you to stare at the jar of water, and I want you to think of what you want healed. Okay? Look at the bottle of water, and I want you to focus in your mind.

In your mind's eye, focus on what you need to have healed. Just think about what you want to have healed. Now, the jar of water is in front of the listening device, and you're focusing on just what you want to have healed. Okay? I'm going to charge that jar of water now with the powers. The powers so you. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. That it does. 888-90333 is the phone number. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram. at Jeffey MRA.

Governor Larry Hogan of Maryland has issued a state of emergency. Emergency. Emergency. Emergency. Emergency. Emergency. All heads on deck.

Okay. You want to know what the problem is? Heroin. You thought it was going to be something stupid, didn't you? Don't look at me like that. Yeah, I know you. I know what you're thinking. I do.

Wow. Are you so wrong? How bad do you feel now? Wow. Yeah, people are dying out there overdosing on heroin and other opioids, okay? And that's actually a fact. Maryland, Maryland, 1,468 overdose-related deaths from January to September of last year. Okay?

Now that beat out 2015, where they had 1,259 overdose. probably most of that is Baltimore. And we did find, you know, in the Midwest in Ohio and Pennsylvania, where they were having big problems with what the heroin was being cut with. That, hey, it's okay to do heroin. It's just what is being cut with that's killing you. Okay? So, I mean, it's a big problem.

Well, really across the country now. I mean, heroin is, the stories all say how cheap it is. And now that they're cutting it with some other stuff, I mean, that's what, that really is what's killing you. It's too strong, the stuff they're cutting it with. Because the strong stuff is cheap. They don't care. And we kill a few of our customers.

You know what? That's the way it goes. It's the way it goes. You join a cult and you go to the bathhouse. I mean, get over it. So if you live in Maryland, bless you. Bless you, 666 times. Now, a well-known astronomer.

A well-known astronomer, Bill, and top alien hunter. Okay, first of all, if your title, I don't care if you're Dr. Road Scholar, I don't care what kind of little platitudes you have in front of your name. If one of them is Top Alien Hunter, that pretty much disregards all the other stuff. Sorry to tell you that. Seth Shostack. Okay. director of the

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute. This guy is the director of SETI. Amazing. Life on Earth could be a byproduct of what has been happening on Mars. Boy, he believes

that a great collision of an asteroid in Mars sent dirt hurling toward the Earth. It's possible. Billions of years ago, tiny bits of biology, quit the red planet, and infected ours.

It didn't just show up an infected, infected deer. We're infected with Martian dust. If that was the case, then every other life form here on Earth has its deep roots, not in the old oceans of the planet, but rather in the extinguished seas of Mars. Stay tuned next week. when Seth takes us behind the scenes of SETI. Okay, if that's true. And let's say he's right.

Let's say that Seth, who is the director of SETI, and that's a pretty reputable institute. Let's say that that is true. Where do you think most of the Mars dust ended up? Oh, I know, I know, I know. Florida. Chuckinflora.com on the broadcast. How are you, sir?

Greetings, Jeffrey from Florida. This is Chuck in Florida, well-known alien hunter. See, just disregard everything. What's up? Tell us about the Mars. What's infected? What people have been affected by the Mars dust? Well, you know, it's interesting.

The Mars dust must have found its way onto a Petri dish here because now they have rat brain cells that can fly autopilot on computer simulators for jet fighters. Nice. Yeah, pretty cool. That's world-class. That is cool. and I'm not going No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

If we're using rat brains to fly jet, I want the jet pilots to have everything they can, man. You know, they should fully equip to rat brain. You're absolutely right. Absolutely. I have no problem with using rat brains. Now, Peter will be pissed. It's a very long article, but I can summarize it pretty much by saying that

this guy takes rat brain cells and puts them together in a way that they can perform simple tasks. So I don't think it's really ready for putting a suit on it and throwing it inside the cockpit and letting it fly the plane. But it does fly the simulator, which is pretty astonishing when you think about it because he has like 25,000 brain cells all cooperating. It's not like he just pulled the brain out of the skull of a rat and said, here, go fly, you know. No, he just took a bunch of different brains and put him together and said, here, go fly. Mixed them in a blender. There you go. Right.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, you know, that's too good. That's too good. That's helping people. It is helping people. I mean, really.

I mean, people, they're taking away our jobs. No, they're helping you. They're keeping you safe with rat brains. Shut up. But I want to. We're already flying drones and drones are difficult because you still have people and there's communication lag time. I hate people.

I hate people. Well, no, we're trying to keep them safe, Jeffrey. That's the whole one. Whatever. I don't care. I don't like them. I don't like people at all. I want to get rid of them all.

I do. I hate people. Lou on people, right? So tell us about some people that actually were infected with Mars dust, though. Well, it's got to be this guy who steals his father's checks to pay for prostitutes. Right? I mean, here's a guy. His 89-year-old father is losing his memory and can't handle the house.

So this guy, Charles Perrin, 61, he kind of takes over for dad and pays. the bills and just, you know, siphons off a little on the top to pay for expensive trips and processes. I mean, the bills are getting paid. Apparently. It's not like they're kicking dad out. They're not kicking dad out on the curb, right? Yeah, it's not like he's living in some nursing home where they don't really care about them,

you know. Well, first of all, I think that's a common misnomer these days. Most adult care facilities are pretty nice. Seriously, no joke now. Just aside from that. I'm getting a little. I think I should be a special. spokesman for the national old people's home association or whatever the hell they call themselves

because they get a bad rap well they get a bad rap i have actually worked in one when i was a much younger man doing maintenance and they are yeah i did i did maintenance there too chuck yeah i'm just here for the ladies you know what i'm saying oh my sorry no it's it's really a nice way to kind of spend your twilight years if you have nobody else around or you you even if you do, and you know, you can't really take care of your family and the old elderly and all that. Sometimes it's very difficult. Exactly. It gets very difficult.

They need constant care. They have nurses 24-7. So I'd be half of adult care facilities across America. I say bah humbug to chuck and Florida.com saying bad things about it. That I didn't have a home somewhere. I mean, however, I will say that if we were living in a home, it'd be tougher for the son to ciphon. some cash off for the hookers and blow. Right. If you're going to go take a trip on dad's money, you know, and he's already in the

nursing home. You got to do it before the home comes. That's right. So, but he is paying the bills anyway. I mean, the dad has that got a house? Well, he did for a while. I mean, he took over dad's expenses, but I think they finally caught up with him. He's been charged with larceny and exploitation of the elderly. He's supposed to do it for free? He's supposed to take care of his dad for free? I mean, everybody needs a break now and again, right? I mean, he's supposed to That's payment. Yeah. Who the hell are you telling me what I could do with my money?

I hate America today. And you know what else? I hate people. It was his dad's money. He's living off dad's checks. I hate people. No, he was taking a fee for paying his father's bills and making sure things were taking care of.

However you want to spin it, whatever makes you comfortable. Yeah, I got it. I just need a fee. And what he does with it, okay, sorry. He didn't take the kids to Chuck E. He went down and we got some. some hookers and blow. Sorry. Okay.

I know you can't fault the guy, Jeffie. I understand really. This is me off. Go ahead, Jug. All right. I hate. Florida man is arrested for allegedly impersonating nickel back drummer Daniel Adair. Is that the guy that hung himself?

Oh no, that was a bad. No, he's still around. This guy. The nickel back drummer, Mr. Daniel Adair, was impersonated by this guy, uh, Koenig, who apparently purchased $25,000 worth of musical equipment in microphones and drum kit and so forth. He ordered from a manufacturer in Vienna, Austria,

and had them delivered to his Florida address. So what is walking around? And they go, hey, are you the nickelback guy? I sure am. This guy goes by Mr. Wookie. And if you look at his picture, it's pretty obvious. Why? He does not look anything like Daniel Adair.

I mean, not even close. But apparently he somehow had a picture of his drum kit that looked just like the nickelback drummers. And they managed to send him $25,000 with a brand new gear without verifying apparently who this guy was. Because they're calling the cops on why we got paid yet? What's the deal here? He was supposed to be paid. Yeah, they sent it to be paid. I got it.

Okay. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, look, businesses do that all the time, right? I mean, it's up to the business to say, hey, you know, this guy, we want to do business with them. I think he's the nickelback guy. So they send him a bunch of stuff thinking, you know, obviously nickelback has made a little bit of money.

And they'll be able to pay it for it, right? I kind of like some of their music, but they're easy to hate. Yes, they are. They're very easy to hate. So I would say that I would blame nickelback and make them pay for it. Well, apparently, Coney was sentenced to three years in prison earlier for fraudulently collecting $78,000 in 2007 from some other scam he pulled. and apparently

Has Nicolbach again? None of it. Was the other scammed Nickelback again? No, he scammed somebody else apparently, but Nickelback was having none of it. They actually called the cops when the company tried to collect from them. Of course.

I mean, I love how the last line of this article is actually kind of a promo for the tour coming up. The new tour from Nickelback, the trek kicks off June 23rd in Noblesville, Indiana. Of course. You know, being from Midwest like that, I don't even know where the hell, Noblesville, Indiana is.

That's pretty sad that Nickelback is starting their tour there, but you know. Find out where that is. I bet you that's like outside of Indianapolis or something. It has to be. There are a lot of little communities around Indy, yeah. And that's it just made me think.

Right. I know I understand. That's the one thing where the groups they like more intimate crowds now. Uh-huh. That means they can't fill the big ones. Right. No, no. We want to, we want a one one with our audience. Yeah, that's what I figured.

It's just outside of Indianapolis. So, yeah, there you go. So bite me, Chuck, okay? Amanda, do I hate people? I freaking hate people, man. Is there any more? Tell us how we feel. Libertarian candidate, you're going to love this one.

A libertarian candidate in Florida drinks goat's blood, uses LSD, and he's angry that the party wouldn't back him for Senate. I know. I love this guy. Augustus. Yeah, that's Augustus. Victus. You've heard this story. I didn't see this apparently. It escaped my radar and I'm really disappointed because he's done this. Actually, he did this a while ago. He did this last year.

He started this whole campaign. And Chuckiflorida.com, man, you need to get up to speed, bro. Well, I guess it had some sort of resurgence recently because now he's contacted the National Libertarian Party accusing them of being in bed with communists. And he's saying that he's going to dispute the I guess the election results from his Senate run. Apparently Stanton won and he was really upset about it. Good luck, Augusta. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can't take the Libertarian Party seriously when you have somebody like

Vermin Supreme as a candidate who wears a boot on his head. And the guy John McAfee, who is a well-known murderer, right? Or at least allegedly. that thank you that's never been proven I know the old documentary makes it seem like he did it but that's never been

he's never been arrested for that okay pal right yeah well you know so I did some work for that guy so what he was the last one to see the guy and so what that he said that he would kill the guy's dogs

the night before so what yeah no no proof there right but really Augustus had just joined the Russian Orthodox cult because yeah i mean if you like to if he likes to drink goat blood party because if you like to drink have violent sex at uh in bathhouses and you know orthodox calms 666 is in with knives and right right i mean it's all tied together when you look at it what's in the news every day now we're talking about the russians and how they're invading the political parties here and how they've

managed to mess with the elections chuck in florida dot com This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Listen to that Buck Sexton promo. Talk about spilling coffee on equipment. It brings back a flood of memories. Not that I've ever spilled coffee on equipment before. But you like it.

You want to have coffee that's black. The engineers get really mad at you and angry at you, but if it's black, they can fix it. It's the milk and sugar that cakes up all the wiring that makes it even. That horrible. But I have spilled coffee on, man, I've shut a network down, man.

You spill coffee on that. And he's right with the slow motion, because you watch that coffee spill and it goes over the edge, and it drops. And you can see the coffee hit the electronic device and then pop up, you know, like you see the pictures in the movies.

And you're like, no. This is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze Radio Network. This was a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear. Life signs stable.

It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. Howdy, welcome to it. Oh, I started to open. I almost said. I'm not even trying. Hi, how are you?

How the hell are you? Good to see you. I'm not even trying. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and of course, Instagram. Yeah, you heard me, Instagram.

At Jeff EMRA. Okay. Now we have a segment here that I'd like to talk about. I was looking at these stories and all of a sudden I realized that, hey, they're all about sex. Every single one of them. I know I'm not talking about the special cult where you get drunk and have wild sex with ladies at the bathhouse.

Although, it's pretty close. Sex is important too. Okay, let's be clear All jokes aside, right? You know I'm right. And that's why we're going to run through some of these stories here just to let you know what's going on across America. Sexually.

Teens and older adults in America are shifting to virtual sex, choosing pornography because it's less risky than actually having sex. Yeah, no kidding. in the study the porn phenomenon. And who didn't read that word for word? The only area of growth area why young and older men and women are turning to porn is because they believe a picture or a video

is safer than the real thing. Now, while that is true, sooner or later you need a little human contact in your life, don't you? Come on now. I realize that's where we're headed. I know we are. I know we're going to not have any children anymore. We're going to be di-gible.

for the robots to make us have kids. We're going to be dying for, oh my God, those are the people over there that touch other people. Ooh. Oh, we don't want to deal with those people. Go the other way. Seriously, I know we're headed that way.

And I kind of don't blame you. I mean, in virtual reality, everything happens perfectly, right? You don't, you don't get turned down. You don't get said, Oh, no, don't touch me. They're not now. Ow!

Oh, sorry. I mean, you don't get any of that, right? It's all perfect. And it all ends happy, happy, and then you can go and eat your TV dinner. I mean, it's all good. And so I get it. But we do have to have a little human contact from time to time.

Don't you think? I think so. But then you have, this is why you have people like the Swedish politician who thinks that people would be happier with sex breaks at work I could not agree more however he that's not exactly what he's talking about

I know I know I know I know I know look hey I'm not him now you think to yourself oh yeah sex break at work oh yeah and I'm thinking about sex break at work with Millie from McCounting

oh yeah okay I mean that's what you're thinking of, I know, but he's not. He's talking about going home. He's talking about we don't spend enough time together as couples. So you take a break during the day, go home, have a sack, come back to work. Okay? While that sounds good, I'll grant you.

A, what's going to happen is it's going to be Millie from accounting. Okay. Yeah, we went home. Or it's going to be, yeah, I went home. I'm having some fun with my wife. I'm not coming back, so you lose productivity. Or you get home and the wife says, yeah, not today. I had too much work to do.

I stayed at work. Clean the house. It's a good way to get the house clean, though. You do that, not the wife. Yep, I'm coming home, honey. Meet you there. Oh. Honey, I'm here.

Oh, man. You know what? I was on my way out the door, and my boss snagged me. and I had a meeting and then I had to do this. I'm so sorry. You're there? You might as well just clean the house, huh? I'd go over great, I think.

All right, I think it would go over great. Why don't you just clean the house, honey? And of course, that brings on, you know, everybody thinking that they have great reasons. The ultimate workout happens between the sheets. Exercise. So you can read that on your own. I'm not going to go through these.

657 reasons that under the between the sheets is great. I think you know most of them. And then you have churches like the North Carolina Church that has some different ways of thinking

about sex and relationships. The word of faith fellowship members must follow strict and in this story they consider it unusual rules or risk severe punishment. Yeah.

You need permission from leader Jane Whaley and other ministers to get married and that can take months or even a year before the newlyweds are allowed to have sex. You need permission. Yeah. And most relationships and marriages

are arranged by Whaley and the minister. so you don't get to choose. A, who you're going to get married and have sex with. B, once they pick Mary Beth, I think we all know what Mary Beth looks like. You can't even have sex with you. Can't even think, well, okay, well, whatever.

I mean, I'm here and she's here. All right, go ahead. You can't even do that. You got to wait for them to say, go ahead. So on their wedding night, couples are permitted only a godly peck on the cheek. When they get in bed together, they must roll over and go to sleep. Right. Did they check?

I bet you they check. I bet you the church of no sex. What is this called again? The Word of faith fellowship for all married couples. Lovemaking is limited to 30 minutes. No foreplay. The lights must be turned off. and only the missionary position is sanctioned.

Come on now. I mean, I'm all for the lights being off. Trust me. But, come on now. Come on now. Word of, is her name again? Word of faith fellowship. Come on now.

You're killing me. You're killing me. And we get this information from former members. Big surprise. I'm sure membership is dwindling. Couples need permission from church leadership to have children. Leaders dole out condoms and make sure unapproved women don't get pregnant. It might not be so bad.

That might not be so bad. I mean, how many times have you said to yourself, they let that person have a child? I mean, for real. You walk through the story. You know, you're walking through the store. You're pushing the car. You're going, holy crap.

Why did they have kids? I mean, I know they said, about me. I know it gets said about me. I guarantee it. You see me walking around, people are going, oh my gosh. He has children. I know it's being said, so, I mean, that might not be a bad thing. The former followers said couples violating the rules can't be publicly rebuked, subjected to violence, or forced to separate. Word of faith fellowship in messing around, man. We told you turn the light off, do a missionary style, and be done in 30 minutes. I'm almost okay with that now that I say it out loud like that.

It's like, fine. I don't even have to take 30 minutes. Just turn the lights off, we're done, I can roll over, go to sleep. I'm almost okay with it. But I want to get pregnant. Yeah, no, they said not you. I got to go to sleep. Whatever.

Is there, make sure when the coffee maker's on and my lunch is ready to go. because I got to go to sleep and go to work tomorrow. I mean, I'm also okay with it, right? No? Not right. Okay. What could happen, though, is, you know, it's possible. Like a woman in Scottsdale, Arizona has been arrested because, well, they were having sex.

And he wouldn't look at her. she was and since I mean dude you should have looked you should have looked at her now I understand the philosophy

behind not wanting to look at the girl's face I mean you're supposed to you know take out the trash you're doing stuff around the house you're working on the car you're supposed to be thinking about other things

because then if you look in the eyes you're done. I got that philosophy. It's over. I understand that philosophy. A hundred percent. But when the female says,

look at me and you don't, especially if you're this, you know the females that you're with. We've all been with the females that are, you know, the Joni-tonies of the world. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, that's right. Yeah. The Marys and the Mays. Oh, no, that's not Mary. No, no, no, no. I'm Tony tonight. Yeah, I mean.

So when Tony says, look at me, you should probably look. Because you end up like, when Shania Jones said, look at me, you should have. You should have. Shanae. I mean, come on. First of all, named Shania Jones, you know.

And you look at her, you know she, I mean, split second, she's off. I have no idea who this woman is. Just looking at the picture. But she decided that you're not going to look at me.

I'm getting my knife, and I'm going to cut your penis off. Yay! You wish you would have looked at her, do you? No, you ain't lying. Got up,

grabbed the kitchen knife, sliced it up. So, fortunately I guess I guess I guess they got it caught in time before he passed out I mean that's doing some serious rehab though I don't want to you know how's rehab coming fine do we need it no I mean

come on well thank you and with Shania calls I'm coming over no you're not no you're not does make you wish you to look at her though doesn't it yes it does yes it does And then, of course, we have the reality show dating naked. Now, that's something. You know, we're always told about we should eat naked, right? So we should eat naked so you're actually, you see yourself in the mirror and you go,

you know. I mean, first of all, clothes or no clothes. Oh, I'm looking at me in the mirror. I got it. I understand. But naked, you're supposed to be able to, you know, if you get naked and you sit at the table with a mirror, even if you don't have a mirror, I mean, you sit down naked at a table. I mean,

who, right? I mean, you're barely going to, you're either going to finish it and say you didn't care. Yep, that's me. Bring me another chicken.

Or you're going to push it away, right? You're just like, no, thank you. I can't sit here to look like this. Because really, at some point in your life, we talked about this a little bit last week, at some point when you decide,

yep, you know, I'm going to be 800 pounds. But really, there is a point when you know you're not going to be the six, seven, eight hundred pound person. But you do know as like it or not. Look, this is as good as it gets right here. You have a piece of this? So when you reach the point of, look, this is as good as it gets, you're finishing the plate at the table whether you're naked or not. Here we go.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Hey, sex is important segment still continues. One, I'll leave you with one final story here. Amanda and Chad both come from conservative religious families. The couple has been in a relationship for eight years. They married when Amanda was only 18 and Chad was 21. Now, they have two sons.

We went to the same church. Our families were friends with each other, so we kind of had that small-town-American a love story, boy meets girl, they get married young, they have kids young. My family life was the definition of traditional. That all changed four years ago after they got married. Chad met a man named Jeremy. Both Chad and Jeremy worked at the church together, and they eventually became best friends. then Jeremy fell in love with Amanda so not only did Chad become friends with Jeremy so did Amanda

when I first realized I had feelings for my best friend's wife I knew that it was just something that I had to deal with the more time I spent with Amanda the more I realized what an amazing person she is and I just fell in love wanting to come clean to his best friend Jeremy told Chad that he had feelings for his wife. This is me now. Usually not a good idea. Okay? This is just me.

I would, if you were to say, hey, Jeff, should I tell the wife or should I tell the husband? I would say, no. But Jeremy would not have that. Jeremy would not have that. He's telling Chad his best friend. I did not expect what Jeremy had said to come out of his mouth, said Chad. He had no kidding. Duh.

He understood what Amanda and I were, what our family was. He wanted to join that. It did feel in a lot of ways that my entire foundation had been pulled out from underneath me. You think? However, instead of lashing out, he found a Dewey to deal with it. With the new Love Triangle. They formed a relationship. that included all three.

Falling in love with Jeremy was easy, said Amanda. And while it was and still is scary to fall in love with another man while still being legally married to my first husband, we three have been making it work for the last two years. Now, one of the ways that they've been making it work, and I find this fascinating, that is as if the rest of it isn't. Amanda is a paralegal for the government

and the family's breadwinner. How great is that? These two guys have figured out a way to be with the same woman and she's the one foot in the bill. That is outstanding. Chad and Jeremy are stay-at-home dad. The relationship has not been without its challenges.

Chad has his own fears of not being as important to Amanda as he once was and now that Jeremy is in the picture. But, hey, we both receive equal amount of time with Amanda. The trio began keeping a schedule one night. Amanda sleeps with Chad, the next with Jeremy. On the third night, we all sleep together. They make a point of saying Amanda's in the middle. That would probably end soon.

The first three months... I got to be fantastic. I got to tell you. I mean, it's hard enough getting a threesome. But if you... You got two guys that can be with one woman and she's foot in the bill. Damn. That's genius.

The Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. All right, so I'm in the break, and I'm hearing what's her face, do her spot for a place for mom. What's your name? I can't remember her silly name. Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, London, Joan. Is that right, Joan London?

Yeah, Joan Crawford's dead. And who knows then the other Joan is, look at her what she says to have sex with her, okay? Because it's off. Having a problem finding a place for mom. And what's the name of the place? Aplaceformom.com or whatever. I think that's the name of the place.

I think we create a place where, because I already, look, I already gave a great promotion saying that I believe that the adult care facilities were actually better than they get the wrap for. I've already gotten one tweet telling me I'm full of crap. That we've, my parents in and out of them and they're horrible. Okay. Well, maybe I could create a horrible place and just live with it, right? So it's cheap. Most people, you know, they don't want to spend the money. The one guy's already in trouble.

He's siphoning money off. He's let his dad stay in his own house. He's paying his bills. He takes a couple bucks after paying the bills for hookers and blow and they're pissed at them come on now come on dad there's tv dinners in the fridge the house paid for the power's on watch a little tv go to the bathroom you go to bed i'm taking a little extra on the side here because i'm out of here for a weekend okay i'm going to the casino we got hookers and blow and you're paying for it bye I mean, that can't be, come on now. So maybe we come up with, you know, like a hole for mom, right? Having a problem paying, you don't have a problem paying for a place for your parents to live.

Stop worrying. A hole for mom. I think so. I think that's what I think we're going to create that. I don't think anybody would be upset about it ever. I mean, this is a stupid morning show bit, right? a hole for mom. And there's, you can write your own jokes on top of it.

Okay. I mean, you could just take it wherever you want to take it. I'm just telling you, I'm talking about it there. You know, a place for them to live. Is this thing over yet? Because I've had just, I, that day is spent. I mean, we've got an earth-sized plans. I don't even know what to talk to you about anymore.

Oh, you know, we can talk about a couple things. A, let's talk sports, but sports, but sports. Colin Kaepernick has decided he's got his new manager. He's a free agent now in the NFL. I'm not going to play for the San Francisco 49ers. And he said, hey, his manager came out and said, look, Colin's going to stand during the national anthem this year. Uh-huh. Too late, Colin. Too late. I mean, I don't want you to be homeless, but you could stay at a hole for mom. Okay, you could stay there. That's about the best I want for you. Way too late. Nobody's going to believe.

you. Good luck. God bless. Now there's probably going to be a team that takes you because that's the NFL. Good for them. They can do what they want. But for you to ever be the Colin Kaepernick that you once were is over, Colin. Don't try to get it back. You're done. Take your big afro and your Black Lives Matter girlfriend from New York and do your whole anti-America thing.

Go ahead. and how oppressed you are how oppressed you are that a family actually adopted you and raised you and got you in education good enough to play in the NFL and make millions of dollars, you tell us more and more how oppressed you are, okay? Because your days are done.

Nobody believes you and nobody cares about you except for maybe your Black Lives Matter girlfriend. And I'd be willing to bet that she probably doesn't care that much for you. But that's just me. And then I heard O'Pelke mentioned Reggie Bush. Now, Reggie, you remember Reggie, he's in trouble here, but I remember Reggie he was in trouble at USC. I mean, what's his face left USC?

The Seattle head coach left USC after Reggie Bush, because he was giving his parents' houses and cars. Reggie was getting cash to play at you. I mean, he paid the bill. He got the Heisman trophy, right? I mean, he became, he was Reggie Bush. But I mean, that was why Can I think of the head coach's name for Seattle?

Who was USC's coach? And it doesn't matter. He's the head coach of Seattle Seahogs. And he was the head coach of USC. And I'm sure that he left on his own. And there was never any kind of thing. I'm just reading between the lines and nothing ever really happened like that.

Uh-huh. There's no way that he would just up and leave USC without a better offer to go to the NFL, Seattle. He just had enough. It was time for him to move on. And it was just that was the time for the decision. Okay. So anyway, Reggie, he's got the, his wife's pregnant now. But Reggie, uh, Reggie likes the women. Reggie, he's Reggie Bush, right?

I mean, he's been, he's been Reggie Bush for a long time. And when you're Reggie Bush, he likes the women and the women I like you so he's got the wife breaker but he's also now got a girlfriend or I should you know I call her a girlfriend

really it's just a sex mate that claims that she had a kid that is now Reggie's all right now Reggie gave her three million to shut up hey Reggie I think I'm pregnant with your kid

This is Jeff Fisher Call me You give me 3 million I promise I'll never talk to you again Of course So he gives her 3 million With the stipulation Look

You don't talk about it And you get an abortion She agrees She doesn't have an abortion She has the kid And she starts talking about it Come on now Come on

That doesn't make Reggie any less of a dirt bag, I know. But, I mean, he did at least try to deal, you know, he dealt with it. And he's got the wife that's pregnant. And I know that there's some kind of, there's some kind of Kardashian rumor with Reggie, too. If I remember

my e-news, post-news post-newscast history. And but this girl, now this girl, what's her name? What can I think of her silly name? It's one after Reggie, the girlfriend, or the

sex mate. She, she's married. All right. Now, she is one of the females on earth that say, ooh, a sports star, have sex with me. You know what? If I was a female, if I identified as a female at any time, I might be the same way. Today I identify as a female. Hey, male sports star, have sex with me.

I could do that. It's possible. Possible. but she now is going after Reggie saying, you know, wants money, wants more money, uh, no. How about that? How about no? Uh, and then they're afraid that it's not even his kid, by the way, because don't forget our, hey, I'm a hot woman.

I want to have sex with sports stars, sex mate. She's apparently had sex with a list of other sports stars. And apparently now that the word is getting, out there, hubby is all wound up and once, you know, they're having problems. I think that's, I don't think that's true. I bet you that's not true. I bet you that's a falsehood

to try to make people feel bad for them. Because if I'm hubby and I know that my wife is out taking care of a little business with the sports guys, right? She got pregnant. She got three mill.

A million bucks for this kid. I mean, I'm living large. I'm saying, hey, There's a basketball game in town. I'll see you next week. You know, they're in town for a three-day, for a three-day series. Why don't you head out to the stadium?

Are you million for that? Come on. I mean, you get a couple days off. The wife is gone. She comes back. A few months later, there's a check in the mail for two or three mil. That's a good life. That's a good life.

So, I mean, it's almost baseball season. Don't you have to get out to spring training? and make yourself known? Man, it's getting late. Hello. Honey. I mean, that's good living right there. So Reggie, I don't know what.

I mean, he's just got a hard time. The wife's pregnant. He's put some twosom. Put some twos of his career. He was great. He really was. He was great. You know, I know he wasn't,

I guess he really didn't pay off in the NFL too well, but he was pretty good at New Orleans. He was always fun to watch. But I feel, you know, you can't feel sorry for the guy. He's the one out. messing around in his wife.

But you do kind of feel sorry for him because he did own up to the fact, okay, you told me you were pregnant with my kid. All right, so instead of saying, hey, prove it to me that it's my kid, he said, okay, so it's possible that it's my kid. Tell you what,

I don't want to have it. I don't want you to be burdened with it. Have an abortion, and here's $3 million. She said, okay. and now she's coming back on that deal and then expects Reggie to be all mushy, mushy, and say, okay, I'll take care of the kid.

No. I got to tell you no. And if it comes back to his kid, I bet he does. Whether court ordered or not, I bet he does. Because he obviously has, he's got other children, and he obviously paid the money up front that he didn't want the kid, but he has enough money. Trust me.

He's giving this chick three mill to go have an abortion. Hey, Reggie, by the way, did I mention. I'm pregnant with your child. So call me. This is The Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network

is the Jeff Fisher Show. I don't know why. I could go into a camping story now, and I was actually thinking about doing it, but one of the things I like about scout camps, just let me say this to you. One of the things that are, one of my favorite things about scout camps.

Not scout camps. camp, just the scout camps in themselves, is that most of them, you get there and you go, hey, it's Bill Scout Camp, we're here, yay! And you turn in. And then you drive and the Tarvey Road that you were on stops being Tarvey, and you still have to drive for another 20 freaking minutes on gravel. and bumpy rows where the plows have come. I love scout camps.

Did I mention it? Oh, then you get back there all the way back there where the camp is so beautiful. Oh, man. Look at that. You go down a couple more hills around the point. And you don't want to pull too far off the side of the road because there's some bushes there that have some tongs in them. They would give you cut right through rubber, give you a flat tire. There's nothing to no place else.

You want to change a flat tire than right there, the side of a mountain. Overlooking the beautiful lake, though. It's so beautiful. Anyway, so Tuesday night, President Trump spoke to the joint sessions of Congress and, you know, the country. And his ratings were, you know, I guess Trump will tell you his ratings were tremendous, but they, you know, they were pretty good. And he was, and he was fine. For Donald Trump, for the President of the United States, he was fine. He sounded great.

He was found a presidential. I got it. but at the same time in Fort Worth not a lot of people showed up huh I wonder why a lot of people didn't show up to the Fort Worth ISD Board of Trustees meeting

on a Tuesday night when the president is speaking I don't know I don't know you figured out they had a symbolic measure welcoming and being inclusive for all students and all families regardless of their immigration status. More than 53,000 Fort Worth students.

That's pretty amazing. More than 53,000 Fort Worth students identify as Hispanic. That's a big number. That's 63% of the district students. I mean, that's a big number. Now, several people commented. One of my favorite was this man who made a point of how he felt. No matter where you come from, the color of your skin, every child deserves that education.

Yeah, you know what? No. You know what? No, no, no. No, no, they don't. I mean, every child should have it available. to them, they don't necessarily deserve it, though.

Just don't give it to them. And that's my favorite. This lady could actually be, turn into one of my new favorite people in the entire country. Because she makes a point that is so heartfelt

and from the gut. and tells you exactly how we should feel and why we should feel that way. Children just in my neighborhood are potentially laying their heads down at night, worried about losing someone in their family to deportation. Wait. What? What was that baby? Potentially laying?

Children. just in my neighborhood are potentially laying their heads down at night, worried about losing someone in their family to deportation. Maybe you didn't hear my gang story earlier today, but children in my neighborhood are potentially laying their heads down on their pillow and not worried that they could potentially be murdered by illegal immigrants. But hey, this is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.