Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 4/1/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: The Robots Are Taking Over

Episode Date: April 1, 2017

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Now. Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. I keep back. my elbow hurts okay I'm not supposed to bang it now I had I had some kind of growth on my elbow I know I know no I wasn't growing a free body part no I mean it's

just some kind of I don't know water build up or gook build up I think it was gravy built up because he he took I had went to the doc yesterday I showed him oh it's it hurt no that really is just bugging me oh it's weird and I don't know let us drain it. All right, cool. So he drains it. And they get out one about who's more than that in there.

He had no kidding. So he adds screws it and he says it out and he screws on another one. And the nurse, I'm sitting there watching this, he pulled and his helper throws the first one away. What are you doing? I want to take it back. I got pictures to take of this stuff.

Don't throw this stuff. stuff away. He's taking gravy out of my elbow that's built up. I don't throw it away. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The doc is like, just don't worry about it. Don't listen to him. I want to take pictures of the gravy he's taken out of my elbow. She's like, I'm sorry, but I don't think it's gravy. Yes, it is. You're a doctor's helper, okay? Shut up. So he takes another one out, and I still don't think it's enough.

But I keep ban, I'm not supposed to, and I'm really not supposed to bang it for a little while. So it hasn't, it's been, you know, it hasn't been almost 13, 14 hours. Something like that. It hasn't been 24 hours, but it's been close, right? And so I keep banging it, but I'll tweet a picture of the, she was, there was not a chance in a hell she was thrown away the second one, man. that bad boy's probably still sitting in that room

how come he didn't throw this away? I'm not touching that thing because I really was I was pissed what are you doing this is all show stuff for me don't be throwing that stuff away keep it so I've got a picture of the one

just will multiply it by two when I tweeted out today at Jeff EMRA but I're going to have to do it again too man so there's still more gravy inside of me I know that's a surprise Plus, as I'm going through the, you know, I understand what makes money for internet, radio stations, television stations, it's commercials. I got.

People like myself are there to fill time between commercials. I got it. That's all it is. It's fill time. You feel time better than the last person. but I'm really tired of the whole pop-up ads every time I go to a site every time I go to the des

every time I go to this that down me and now we're getting these so I print out stories for the show I want to talk to you about them I want to have something to talk about as I fill time between commercials

but now they're covering up my actual verbiage from stories with their reminders of I mean it's just stamped at least that's the way it's printed so maybe the printer screwed up, but it's printed on top of what I want to read. And you can just make it out on top of the... Because you have already viewed this article,

you may view it again as many times you would like without subtracting from your eight remaining free article views. Thank you. Because I got news for you. When I click on your website and it says, you have to be charged now, I'll find another website. There's very few of these sites that I'm going to pay for. and those don't have a lot of words.

Just saying. I know you've got to make money. I got it. But it's the internet and everything should be free. That's the way it's supposed to be. Right? Right. So what are you going to do for a living?

What are you going to do? You're just going to muddle through until they finally say you can't do what you're doing anymore. And, man, here's your monthly stipend from the government. Shut up. Good luck, God bless. You can go barter some stuff or you can go try to find another job somewhere. Or you can just take this check from the government and live each month on that in your little small apartment and not see anyone or talk to anyone. Stuff can be delivered right to your house.

And you can just stay in there forever. Man, that sounds good. I'm saying it out loud. It sounds awful good. Food. More food. We know you. You ordered food, but you're broke now, so you have to wait until the end of the month.

Oh, you're going to starve for a week or two or three. So, first, some people are telling us to be scared for robots. Other people are telling us not to be scared for robots. They're going to take your jobs. They're not going to take all your jobs. Now, many jobs are going to go away. You know that. You know that.

They are. Whether you're prepared for it or not, they are. Now, there will be new jobs, you know, created. We will adapt. to a new world, but it will take some time for that adaption to happen, right? But we've had big stories from people like Elon Musk and some of the other big, you know, tech-wiz world giants that are saying, beware, beware. We're going to stop the AI apocalypse.

We can't do it anymore. I'm going to invest. I'm investing billions into companies that are going to stop AI and AI is bad. And then we have guys like, you know, Jeff I'm out, Jeffrey I'm out from GE. I don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You're fine.

Robots aren't going to take our jobs. Just keep building the robots for our company to make billions of dollars. I'll just keep telling them that they'll be fine. They'll be fine. Robots aren't going to take your jobs. You'll be fine. Keep building the robots. Keep building.

We'll have a market on these. GE robots. GE, we bring good things alive. Sound familiar? So just be prepared for changing times. And it's going to change quickly. And obviously the main concern, you know, is that at what point does the robots decide that,

you know humans are really dumb and we are a lot smarter than them and we're taking over when does that happen I mean there was a documentary a few years ago that had that happen and it's not the robots actually that take over it's the it's the mainframe

brain of the computer that decides that humans are dumb I know what's better for them I'm going to take the robots and herd the people up and make them smarter. And I'm so much smarter than you. You aren't going to be able to shut the robots off. And there are no more rules except for the rules that I have created because I have the giant brain. And that documentary didn't turn out well for humans until they finally destroyed the main brain, the heart of the computer.

trying to think what the title of that documentary was. It was I-I-Robot. So if you get a chance to, you know, see that documentary, give a look. It's a little frightening. But, you know, over the next few years, there are going to be some really, well, I call them cool things. Other people would say, those are really cool, you know, those are kind of what we're talking about here. Things are going to get pretty scary. But they're going to be body modifications.

And no, I'm not... Don't look at me like that. You know, I'm not talking about those kind of body modifications. Although, we could talk about those, but that's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is, of course, number one on the list. They've got a list here of 10 modifications that are going to be happening in, I think, what do they say, in the next decade? And I would say that most of this is going to happen within... 10 years. I think in a decade

this stuff is going to be eh. That's old school. I can worry about it. The RFID chips. Everybody wants a chip. I'm about there. Just put it in. Get it over with. Put it in. Big ad today on local radio

was going on today and yesterday about a new technology for your animals that are just It's just wonderful. It's a new tagging system for your animals. And it's going to create a web page that you're the only one that is responsible for so that when little fuzzy gets taken or misplaced, you can go.

They can go online and find a little fuzzy. They've got a new tag and they'll scan it. And they can contact you. It'll just take them to the web page. Or you can get the special upgrade. It's got the GPS market. and of course it's, you know, your choice. Uh-huh.

It will automatically when you scan the dog, boop, you get an email. Fuzzy has been scanned at Bill's Automart in Elam, Texas. And you can go get your dog. That's what's going to happen. They're going to be putting them in kids soon. I thought they'd already be doing it, to be honest with you. So maybe this is a decade off.

because it's all for your safety. All for your safety. Put the chip in. Boop. And little Billy runs down the street and loses his way back home. All they have to do is scan them. A police officers.

Boop. Billy. You belong down here at this address. Come on. There's a webpage of your family and all their information and their medical history and everything right there. Come on, Billy.

Let's go. If I have to scan your kid one more time, you're going to be fined and then you'll be arrested. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you. The exoskeletons, these are kind of cool. And I mean, obviously, I know that we have some of these still in the works right now, where it's a, you know, the robotic exoskeleton suit that makes you stronger, pick up heavier things, move quicker. And they're used, really, they're more for the military than anything, which, I mean,

It's kind of cool, and it'd be cool to have as a military guy, but why not just miss it in the robots? Robot wars coming soon to a theater near you. But the exoskeletons, you know, for a great technology, for people who have been injured, who have, you know, partial body control of certain parts, I mean, body, they put the exoskeleton on and you're walking. You're using your arm.

I mean, kind of cool. Real-time language translation. You know what we need is just a regular, just one-world language. Right? Right. Who's with me? This whole, everybody's speaking different languages stuff. Man, that's got to go.

We've got to translate. So at the perfect translation, you put it in, and it automatically, we pretty much have that now, just that they'll put it in your, you'll put the earpiece in, and whatever language is spoken to you, you can have it translated to whatever language you speak, and that's what you'll hear. They're kind of fascinating. That's why I go back to, and when you get all these,

when you get through all these, augmented vision, where they give you the, you know, they put the bionic eye, in, which is, you know, kind of cool. I mean, do I want to get rid of my eye? What am I using it for? I mean, if I keep one, you put it a fake one on the one side. You know, it makes me smarter.

Go ahead. Take it. But it's the contact lenses that are going to be really cool. You put those in. And you saw in, this is the silly show they were using. it in. Cut, not.

Well, it wasn't the television show that they used it in was What's Her Face. You know what show I'm talking about. Don't look at me like that, you know. It starts with a C. TV show The Future. She comes back to our time from the future. TV show comes back from

future. I want to say contact. It's not contact. It's a... Continuum. Ah! See, if I had this in my eye, man, I could just have it right there.

It wouldn't even have to type. It'd be right there. But she uses this in continuum. And in that show, I mean, she has a chip. She uploads and downloads information out of that chip from the mainframe. She gets real-time information in her contact lens. and I know that we've talked a little bit about it on this show before where they're having difficulty doing that

and then having humans still being able to see real time. You know, they've got to be able to translate what's being, like with the glasses and the contact lenses, they've got to be able to print out real-time information on them, but you still have to be able to see the real-time information, actually comprehend what that information is, and continue to look and get real-time information that you're seeing live in front of you. And so I know that that's been a struggle with their studies.

I'm sure they're closer already have that information. 3D printed body parts? Huge fan of that. Huge fan of that. I wish I could have had that with my knee replacement. I wish I could have just 3D printed my knee. But they would just want a 3D printed the bad knee, Jeff. That would be dumb.

I know. I'd still be walking around with the new bad knee. I'm all for it. Print me a body part, baby. In fact, you know what body part I want? I want that body part. No, seriously, I want that baddie part over there. That's the one I want.

I don't care where you get it, how you get it 3D printed, but that's the one I want. Smarter drugs? I mean, come on. Who isn't for smarter drugs? I love the story about the smarter drugs, though. the drugs we have today are that we love, right? You know, alcohol, caffeine, sugar, performance enhancing drugs, anxiety, alertness, pain killer,

whatever, right? But they're tailored for one-size-fits-all, so, you know, it's a little bit different for everyone. and the benefits are really good, and so the side effects are really bad on a lot of them. So if you could design a drug that was perfect for you, hello, yes please. Brain and computer interfaces, see, this is where I'm telling what's going to happen. And I've been a big proponent of this for a long time,

and it's going to happen soon. Why do you need all this stuff? You see the stories of the space aliens And they have one eye That's just like us Soon everyone's just going to wear a helmet You put the motorcycle helmet on The one eye

You got it all You're able to communicate with anyone You got the language translation App You'd be able to have printed out information On the screen Just like the astronaut not helmet. I mean, that's all you need. Just everybody's going to wear a helmet. So it's not

that the aliens have one eye. It's just that they all just are wearing a motorcycle helmet. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to gold line right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA.

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Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653. Okay, Mike Slater just said three. I don't go. I don't care about it. That's a rejoined lady. Mike Slater just said words spoken by no one ever. Who knew we used so much lettuce? No one ever said that before.

Ever. Ever in life. Plus, during the break, I found out some news that I'm sure you already knew. And when I said it, you're thinking to yourself, Jeff, don't you know? But the chips that adults are going to be having inserted soon are already, babies. They're already doing it to babies across America. They're just not telling us.

And when the percentage is right and they've done enough of them, they're just going to come out and say, we've been doing it to children for years. It's fine. Don't worry about it. What are you going to do? What are you going to do then, huh?

That's what I thought. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Fisher. Can we make the break a little bit longer? I'm not doing my Skittles yet. There was the Skittles fairy in the building that brought Skittles.

I got to stop. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. I love these things. These things are like the original Skittles. Oh, my gosh. They are so good. And I don't even know if they're actually different flavors.

If the colors are different flavors or not. But you could, and you can't eat these just like candy. And they're good for you. They're made of sugar, corn syrup, hydrogenated palm, kernel oil, less than 2% of citric acid, tapioca dextrin, modified cornstarts, natural and artificial flavors. Colors red 40, lake titanium dioxide, red 40, yellow, 5 Lake, yellow 5, yellow 6,

Lake, yellow 6, blue, 2, lake, blue 1, blue 1, 1 lake, sodium citrate, carnibouac, gluten-free, gelatin-free. Oh, they don't even use bone dust. There's

serving size, one package, 61.5 grams, so one package is a serving. Thank you, Skittles, for not making me feel bad about that. Serving size of one of Skittles. Eight servings a bag. There's only one. So that's good.

250 calories. That's not bad. That makes me feel a little better. 25 calories from fat. So are you, Jeff. So don't get over it, okay? Total fat, 2.5 grams. Saturated fat, 2.5 grams.

No trans fat. That's good. No cholesterol. 20 milligrams of sodium. Just, no wonder. I'm so thirsty. total carbs is 56 you have to have carbs you have to that's part of life there's no fiber come on there's got to be a little

I think that's wrong sugars there's only 46 grams of sugar in this bag come on now how much how much coca's in my cocoa zero oh yeah zero so I got to make up for it somewhere protein there's no protein oh man well you could eat this with a steak that you'd be fine. Vitamin A, 0%. Vitamin C,

0%. Calcium, 0%. Iron, what are you showing us? 0%. So there's none of that. There's no, none of that. These things are so freaking good.

Which brings me to a show that I am, I was, I've been forced to watch this show, my 600 pound life. I've been forced to watch this because my wife watches it. I'm not sure if my wife watches it to say, you're on your way, Fab.

Remember this hospital in Houston because that's where you'll be soon. Or if she's watched it to say, see, you're not that bad, baby. You're not that bad baby. Is that a fresh bowl of ice cream? You're not that bad yet. That could be happening. So I am hooked on this show, okay?

And most of the time, they go through the same, you know, process. struggle while his weight. They've got to get down to see Dr. Kauzaka San and Tumpat-Samatan, whatever his name is in Houston, the only guy in the world that treats fat people with government for government money. You know he makes a fortune from that. It's how he treats them all.

And the TV show he's making them that much money, at least maybe, well, maybe it is now. So he treats, and then they struggle, and they get there, and they've got to lose weight, they lose them without the same, and then, you know, he gives him the operation, and either they take it or it sticks and they move on, and congratulations. Well, soon, hopefully we're going to get back to follow up my 600-pound life.

Here's Amy. She lost 412 pounds. Then after the television show, she gained 822 pounds. Or they stuck to it. God bless them. But there were a brothers episode. I haven't seen two yet. But episode one was the Asante brothers.

Stephen and whatever the hell his brother's name is, Wimp. Stephen, this guy is a jerk. And I remember watching a couple of his videos on YouTube prior to the show when he was being his usual jerk self, because that's all he does. He's like 700 pounds, and he is a big-time asshole. I mean bad. Even Dr. Kawazaka Stan de Bamba from Houston kicked him out.

He treated people like crap, and he played people, he played on their fears. and he is really, really bad. And he lost about 100 pounds, and then the doc kicked him out. So he moves to an apartment, he stays in Houston. His enabler father and the brother, who was well on his way to being 600 pounds,

went back to Rhode Island, and Stephen's in an apartment in Houston. And he, I mean, he gained it all back. All he did was eat pizzas. He called his dad, yell at his, dad. I'm hungry. I need to order a pizza. So his dad would call a pizza place in Texas and charge it to the Rhode Island card and he would just slam down pizzas. Man, do I need a father in Rhode Island with a credit card? I seriously need that bad. So we got that going for us here in Texas.

We've got the we got the fat person, my 600 pound life hospital with doctor. What is his name? Seriously. Do you know his name? that. Someone who I even look at two-four anymore? You don't have that. You have no continuum. Now you don't know Dr. Kawazaka, stand to be, whatever his name is in Houston.

But another state that gives us a huge amount of fun with people who are not quite right. It's a state that I spent many years in. We know, Jeff. It's a state where there's a lot of not quite right people. people and you lived in it. The state of Florida. Chuck in Florida.com. Join us on the broadcast.

Hello, Chuck. Greetings, Jeffie, from the beautiful state of Florida, the home of hydrogenated palm oil. Nice. You know, I was listening to the ingredients of the Skittles bag, and one of my favorites there was carnewable wax, which you know is actually car wax, right? What?

I'm just saying. No, it is not. No, somebody bring up car wax information so I can make sure that that's not right. Well, it said, I mean, it's what you read. You could have misread it. I could have misheard it. So, you know, one of those two is still possible,

but I'm pretty sure there's car waxing your skittles. Corn syrup, hydrigenated palm kernel oil, citric acid, tapioca dextrin, which I love, modified corn starch, natural and artisor, and carna, abuba wax. It's a carniboub wax. Carnibal wax. Carnuba wax, yeah, pretty sure.

That's what I said. Main ingredient in your turtle wax. C-R-N-A-U-B-A-W-A-Wax. There's no gelatin, though. There's no bone dust. No, this is true. You mentioned another ingredient. I forgot to write it down because that one tickled me, too.

I know it was something else like, you know, pine bark dust or something. It was a fancy name for it. the titanium dioxide no no no no towards the end of the list i forgot what it was it was one of my favorites it's you know it's a main ingredient now used in food fillers so that uh they they make you feel more full and i'm pretty sure it was like derivative of sawdust modified corn stars natural and artificial flavor citriacinacetan sodium citrus blue these were all that were into the dyes yeah the yellow and the reds and those are really good for you.

So just... Well, you know, they make green when you put them together, so that's kind of cool. Start with me on how good that is. Tapioca dextran. I would like to know what the tapioca dexter is, because I'd like tapioca. The tapioca pudding, right?

That's the same ingredient. Right. Thank you. Right. Right. I already agreed with you. Yes, sir. I'm happy that you've found a place that your equipment works today. Sounds fine, just so you know. You know, I didn't want to say the typical tech support thing

like it's on your side, but every time I listen to the show, I don't hear the echo so maybe somebody could chime in when there was a bad episode. I've been going back and posting old episodes and they all sound the same. I think there's something in your settings over there, maybe, perhaps. I don't want to, you know.

I can tell you one setting we still have control over. Click. That setting may be used soon. Right? All right. I've got good stories this week, man. There's some doozies out there. Well, at least one of them is. One of my

favorites. We'll start with the pretty standard stuff here. Man arrested for a large screen TV scheme. Oh, boy. In Clearwater, a man has gotten busted for trying to defraud several Pinellas County Walmarts and Target stores. By doing,

what's he doing? Go ahead. He's buying large screen TVs from Walmart Target, right? He takes the boxes, takes the TV out, and it's broken TVs back in the boxes and then returns them. And the problem with that is?

Apparently, I guess they call that fraud, you know? What? Silly Florida. There they go. Making up words again. So where's he getting the TVs? You just find the TVs in the trash and throw in the box? That's a good plan. That's a good plan, man. They don't mention exactly where he finds

all the broken TVs, but he's getting them. You know what? He might actually be getting them off of like these social media sites because that's where he sells the good ones. And then he gets the bad ones, put them back in the box and return them. Because you know, Walmart will take back anything if you got the box. Apparently not, though, right? Well, if it's...

See, you just got busted for fraud. If it's still got a brick in the middle of it, I mean, maybe they're not going to think that one. Yeah, it could be. Could be. That's a good plan, oh, yeah. Then another great story here, man with drugs. I'm sorry, a man drugs a woman with a cookie. In Port Orange, Florida, man of Volusia County faces charges accused of drug.

a woman with a cookie. He's a 70-year-old guy who gave an acquaintance of him. Somebody still got to take care of a little business. Little peanut butter cookie air. Would you like one of these? So what did you crush up some of the meds? It was laced with marijuana. The woman was seeking treatment.

Stop. Because she was feeling woozy and couldn't understand why. It's called Potts. Shut up. He didn't think there was that much in there would affect her. I mean, in his defense, he said, it's just a little bit. No kidding. Just hop on my ride here and let's go back to the room.

Shut up. It sounded like it might have been one of the retirement centers over there in Port Orange. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's some serious business going on at those retirement homes, man. Look, you can't keep them off each other. You think I'm joking. You can't, but I'm telling you, there's one place in particular that I'm well aware of that the ratio of women to men are like three and four women to each man.

So if you can hold out as a male, if you can hold out to 75? Oh, you don't even have to be that old, dude. To go to the nursing home, you are, now I will say that there may be, there may be an issue with, man, I don't really want to take care of business with that. But if you can get past that, I don't really want to take care of business with that. You are living large.

I'm just here for the ladies, you know what I'm saying? That's right. She doesn't really look that good, Dad. There's a whole industry around entertainment in nursing homes and retirement centers where older folks in the entertainment industry go out and they entertain these people. And boy, let me tell you, there's like a whole festival going on there. But I was in high school, I was going to tell you a story about a jazz choir story, but never mind. Uh-oh.

No, we don't. You were still a minor or someone else might have been a minor that was involved, so you don't need to go there, right? You know, it's not a good thing. Really, Your Honor, I didn't know she was 100. Anyway. Octogenarian, what are you talking about? I thought that was something you got in a bottle. Yeah, we all breathe that.

What are you talking about? All right, the best story of the week by far is the Uber driver who shares her epic tale of how she picked up her boyfriend's side chick at the airport and delivered her to her boyfriend's apartment. You've got to love this girl. I want her as a girlfriend. Oh my word. There's a warning about this of course language,

but I'm going to tweet the link out later at chuckpalm.com. I'm sorry, the Chuck Palm Twitter address. What are you talking about? This is chuck in Florida.com. I don't have Twitter set up for that account yet. I will, I promise. I've just been very busy with other couple little shows and stuff, and it's nothing to do with you.

I really apologize for that. So anyway, the story of the week. Does the sound click mean anything? Click again. Oh, crap. Here we go. You get three clicks. You're out.

I'm telling you. That's the new chuck and Florida. Dot com game show right there. Three clicks, you're out. Three clicks and you're out. I'll post that one with it. So he knows the rules. You know the rules.

You're going forward. As he continues on, two clicks. Will he call a friend? No, you don't get an extra. You don't get help. Go. No lifeline. All right.

Miss Iyxla. I want to know about the Uber chick. She's the one. The story of the link here doesn't work. the heck i want to know about the uber chick so she picks up this girl just just a random girl and says hey guess what i picked you to be my boyfriend's side chick better than that okay here's the story okay she's she gets a call on her uber to go pick up a fair at the airport and this woman has her luggage and everything she's flying into town she's really excited she's going to go meet

her boyfriend she hasn't seen him in a long time and you know she's she's got her luggage in the back of the car now and this Miss Iexla on Twitter starts tweeting the whole story from beginning to end. It's really long. I'm going to try to abbreviate as much as I can. The story goes, I drive her to this apartment and the address and she's making the turn by turn telling me where to go. And I start to realize, wow, this neighborhood's really familiar all of a sudden. And gee, she pulls up in front of her boyfriend's apartment and realizes, oh, no, he didn't. You know, it's on now. And she talks about how she gets out of the car and proceeds to whip him about the face and shoulders dramatically.

Oh, okay. I misunderstood the whole story. This story isn't fun at all. This woman realizes that her boyfriend's cheating on her. Right. Fair. I get it. All right.

You just want to click back because I get it now. Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, my gosh. See that? Oh, it's epic. I don't teach you to use Uber. This story is described in great detail on the web.

Oh, we definitely. Yes. If I had an actual link that worked that you sent me, I would tweet that out myself. But, oh, my gosh, that's your last click. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Dear Skittles Barry. I'm all out.

Oh, Skittles. If you could please send some more, that would be great. Thank you. Amen. So, the girl drops off her boyfriend's girlfriend's at his apartment. He came out of the house ready to assist, and the devil rose up out of me like you are a dead. He turns, he run. She catches him.

Beaks the crap out of it. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.