Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 4/1/17: Jeffy's DMV Survival Tip

Episode Date: April 1, 2017

Ever been stuck in line at the DMV? Jeffy devised a sneaky way to beat the crowd, or at least some of it, during his latest trip to the DMV office. It's a 'need to know' if you want to survive the DMV.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the Blaze Radio on demand. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea, of governments for centuries. You need to speak to Gold Line right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding

gold. Call 1-800-913 gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call. 1-800-913-4653. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases. So buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653. Those of you that follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMR, know that yesterday I thought I would do a quick stop at the DMV. First mistake is never think you're going to do a quick stop at the DMV.

You never think that at all. I get there and there's, as I would turn the corner to walk into the office, there's people standing in the hallways. And as I look, oh, this is what I wanted to see. good. And, you know, I mean, I had the line laughing anyway. So I walk in, I grab number 82. I look down number 82.

No problem. 82. I see the people in line. Okay. I look up at the screen 29. Now, I will say that they moved along pretty good. You know, we got, wasn't a lifetime in the DMV. However, I discovered a way for you to kind of beat the system.

them at the DMV. Okay? I'm going to explain this to you, Ed. You can use it like I did and get out of there even faster. Okay? So you go in there and you grab your number, which obviously I had number 82

and I looked up and, you know, 29. I mean, it's just like a stab in the heart. You're like 82 and you're hoping for, you know, 80, even 75 would have been okay. 29. Oh. So people are standing up in the hallways, and I don't want to go stand in the hallway. So I just wait a little bit, and somebody got called and went up, so I sat down.

Now, I witnessed this a couple of times before I implemented my plan. They, the girls working, the ladies working, the females, I guess they were females. They were dressed like what I would consider it to be a female behind the counter. There were three of them. Look up at the screen behind them. and they see the number that's lit up. And so they call the next one, 30, and they wait for someone to come up to the window.

If no one comes in a fashionable amount of time, they go 30, they call it twice. If no one comes up at a reasonable time, they move to the next number. 31, and everybody just sits there with knowing that their number is whatever number they picked, right? They're waiting for their number to be called. We're like, sheep.

It's sad. So, I watch that. And I'm thinking, well, I'm, I could, I could be 30, right? And then so I thought, all right, I'm going to watch it again. They do it again. They call the next number. And sooner or later, you know, they get to a number that nobody, the person isn't there. Do it again.

They wait, the reasonable amount of time, they call it again, you know, 40, 40. 41. Okay. So, I'm thinking, well, why? I can be that number. All I have to do is tell them I'm that number. So I watch what they do. Now, some people go up with their number in their hand,

and they hand it to the lady, and she throws it in the trash. They even look at it. Other people go up, they don't even, they're not looking for numbers. They don't care. So she gets to 60, 60, and nobody stands up and I'm thinking,

I'm doing this. I don't care. What's the worst going to happen? I mean, seriously, if they kicked me out, I got to come back Monday. That's what I have a wife for. So, 60, and I figure what you do, and it worked. You wait until they're just about ready to call the next number. So you know nobody's there.

You know that you're not taking, someone else isn't going to stand up and say, that's my number. I've got the tag right here. Because if that happens, then, you know, then you're at a fight started. If that happens, then you need to go, Oh, oh, that's right. You do. Okay, I'm sorry.

I was just, I just spaced out. I'm sorry, go ahead. And you sit back down. Right? I mean, what are they going to do? So just as they're getting ready to call the number, you know, they call the number, 40. They wait for somebody to get up, nobody gets up. 40.

They wait for a little while, nobody gets up. Now, just about as she's ready to call 41, I say, I stand up and I went, oh, 40. Like I'm in, I've been in a zone. I didn't even realize that she was calling 40 And I walk up to the window Everybody goes, oh, I just walk up to the window I have my 82 in my pocket Take care of my business

I'm out of there You're welcome You're welcome Okay So when you use this and you get busted And they throw you in jail for cheating at the DMV You didn't hear this from me But I'm telling you it works

I refuse to be a sheep in this country anymore. You know, at least until I get caught. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments.

If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Goldline right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. Call 1-800-913 gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call. 1-800-913-4653. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market. fluctuations on qualifying purchases.

So buy with confidence. Read Gold Line's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Gold Line 1-800-913-4653.