Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 4/15/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: Gaypril is a Thing Now

Episode Date: April 15, 2017

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Starting point is 00:01:28 This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Okay. So I heard the top of the hour news, and I hadn't realized. I knew that there was a train stuck in the tunnel going into Penn Station. I rode that line for two or three years when we were doing the radio show and the TV show out of Manhattan. And Penn Station was the stop. I mean, I took it from Trenton, New Jersey into Manhattan. I mean, I lived in Pennsylvania, and the closest hub was Trenton, New Jersey, We lived, you know, I lived about 15 minutes away from Trenton.
Starting point is 00:02:13 And just 601 Express, baby, in the Manhattan. So they're getting ready. And I heard, I knew this, I knew that the train had broken down. There was a problem. And, you know, they were backed up and people were, you know, it's a holiday week. And hundreds of people, 1,200 people stuck at Penn Station waiting for the tracks. And they're unloading people in the tunnel. And they got to move the trains and everything is.
Starting point is 00:02:36 And New Jersey Transit is pissed. They're blaming Amtrak because it's their. tracks and you know so screwed up the whole thing people are just waiting the pictures of Penn Station are absolutely amazing because I have been there and I have been a part of this sea of humanity waiting to get on trains and that's when you look around and you go I'm gonna go ahead and get a Uber or rent a car and get off this island now is not the time to be here and that's the easiest way.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Just go up top. Go up to street level. Pass by a couple of homeless guys looking for smokes and get a run of car and get the hell off the island. Just get out. I mean, it's got to go. But so I figured, you know, I tweeted it last night, Life and the Trainage.
Starting point is 00:03:30 That's what happens, right? So I hear this half of this news report, not that I don't listen to the entire news report at the top of the hour, and I hear someone talking about running and screaming at Penn Station. I'm thinking, well, they were all waiting on a stupid train. What happened? So the police arrest some person, of course, some unruly person.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Come on now. You've got people nut to butt at Penn Station waiting to try to get on trains. You got people in the tunnel. Okay, between New Jersey and Manhattan, they've got trains, people are backed up, They're loading people from one train to another train. It's a nightmare. So I'm surprised that there weren't more unruly people. And there's usually always a few loud mouths.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Don't look at me. And so they have an unruly person and they taser him. Okay, they taser him. Now, all of a sudden, this Audrey Moore, we heard a loud noise and everyone started sprinting. What? Are you dumb? Yeah, we were scared out of our minds. And there's video of this.
Starting point is 00:04:49 It's unbelievable. These people just running for no reason. Just running. I think that was a cop. It's a gun. Run. What? What?
Starting point is 00:05:02 A, if a taser sounds like a gun. You need help. if a crowd if you're in a big crowd like that and people start running and you just run for no reason I mean I guess maybe you need to get off to the side or get out of the way
Starting point is 00:05:24 you get trampled by the herd and maybe it's the easiest way not to get trampled is to just get in the herd but there's plenty of places like where they arrested this guy is right in a corner by a pole and the stairwell and stuff so I mean if you stood if you were standing
Starting point is 00:05:41 I don't know, on the other side over there, you'd be fine, because no, the stamp stampede is not going to run into the giant beams. They're running around those beams. Well, that's a problem. That's a problem.
Starting point is 00:05:55 We heard what we thought was a loud noise, and everyone just started running. I don't know. What could have happened? That's amazing to me. Amazing to me that would happen. Okay. Huh.
Starting point is 00:06:19 So we know now that April has had her child and everything's happy, and she's still busy cleaning up the baby. I'm told that the other giraffe is Oliver, the dad. He's over there freaking out. Probably wants to see the kid. They won't let him in, just wandering around his little square. I mean, it's like giraffe prison. Really?
Starting point is 00:06:43 I'd be pissed. Oliver is around there. Like, what did I do? I mean, you put me in the same room with her? I took care of business and now I'm locked out? No? I mean, let's go. I would like to see him break it down.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Maybe he should stampede. But congratulations to April and Oliver and the whole damn giraffe. Okay. So, later this month, California State University, San Marcos, we might have to try to get these people on. of the event. Furries versus pet play. Speaking of the zoo. It's one of many slated as the campus marks
Starting point is 00:07:34 Gay-Prol. And who doesn't want to celebrate? Gabriel. Build on the school's website as a month-long campus-wise celebration of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender questioning and ally community.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Wait, what? The LGBTQ-N. What the hell? I thought it was the LGBTQIA. Well, they need to get this right. I want to be on their side, but everything's changed. I mean, every time I turn around, it's different. I thought it was the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual,
Starting point is 00:08:23 LBG, B, TQIA. But now here, in California, they're saying that, to celebrate Gabriel, It's the LGBTA community. What? I got to get that right. I mean, how can I have LGBTQIA pride if they're not putting the eye in?
Starting point is 00:08:51 If you're not going to have the, what does the eye stand for again? Intersex? Yeah, intersex. If they're not going to celebrate the intersex people in their group, I'm out. A brief description of the 50-minute discussion States, the University will talk about how much do you know about these two groups?
Starting point is 00:09:13 Do you know that they're two are different fish in a pond? Come find out why this weekday discussion. Online definitions of furries vary. We're going to make sure that you know exactly what it is. Pet play, on the other hand, go on now. We have to talk to these people. I want to talk to these people. I want to find out what, you know, why.
Starting point is 00:09:38 If it's important that we actually, furries versus pet play, come on. I mean, we're letting you have the LGBTQIA. We're letting you have the LGBTQA. I don't care. You know, we're letting you have your whole transgender thing, questioning. I saw a story this week,
Starting point is 00:10:04 oh, I should have brought them about the person who was pissed that they were outed as a transgender. but we have to be okay with him just going into any bathroom and it's okay, he outs himself every time he uses a bathroom somewhere. This is a survivor though. They have to go to the bathroom in the woods. Oh, okay. I don't, I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:10:31 And then, we're here in the great state of Texas. You know, they're trying to have their little funny, ha, ha, ha, hey, we're going to impose a fine for male masturbation making its way through the Texas legislature, a House Bill 4260 called the Man's Right to No Act would punish male masturbation with a $100 fine and require men who want Viagra
Starting point is 00:10:58 to be subject to a rectal exam. Okay. Thank you. Now, a Texas legislature, Representative Jessica Farrar, Democrat, was referred to the House state. Affairs Committee on Tuesday. By focusing on male masturbation,
Starting point is 00:11:19 the proposed legislation is an obvious attempt. To satirize and draw attention to the unreasonable and dangerous policy proposals concerning women's reproductive freedom coming from the Republican Party. It is. A lot of people find the bill funny. What's not funny are the obstacles
Starting point is 00:11:40 that Texas women face every day. They were placed there by legislators making it very difficult for them to access health care. They did? Corralovocal abortion rights activists. No. With a long record opposing legislation
Starting point is 00:11:59 in Texas, really? The bill calls for masturbatory emissions, an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life. The bill also contains provisions that would also put restrictions on vasectomies, biagra prescriptions,
Starting point is 00:12:20 and colonoscopies. The state must create an informational booklet called A Man's Right to Know that contains information and illustrations on the benefits and concerns about those three treatments. The man must review the booklet before going through with any of them. The man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before any of these three treatments. The man would not be able to sue the doctor for refusing to provide those treatments or another procedure if the procedure violates the doctor's personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs. Doctor must obtain consent from the man before providing the treatment, and the man may give only if he waits at least 24 hours after the doctor's visit. State must establish a registry of non-profit organizations and hospitals
Starting point is 00:12:59 that provide absence counseling and supervising physician for mass respiratory emissions and semen storage. The masspiratory emissions must be stored for the wife, for conception. The actual red tape that other states have been made fun of has come to Texas. Sad. Sad.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Texas isn't quite what it used to be. It's still not as bad as many places, but the old gray mule ain't what she used to be. Okay. Now, I read that, and I think of a scene from the documentary
Starting point is 00:13:51 Legally Blonde. Well, according to Swinney versus Newbert, Swinney, who was also a private sperm donor, was allowed visitation rights as long as he came to terms with the hours set forth by the parents. So if we're sticking to past precedent, I mean, Mr. Latimer wasn't stalking. He was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. But Swinney was a one-time sperm donor, and in our case the defendant was an habitual sperm donor, who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation. Well, yeah, but I mean, without this man's sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist. Now you're thinking like a lawyer. Yes?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yes, Ms. Woods. Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record of every sperm emission made throughout his life. Interesting. Why do you ask? Well, unless the defendant. defendant attempted to contact every single one-night stand to determine if a child resulted in those unions, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm? I see your point. We're not done. And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was
Starting point is 00:15:11 clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment. Think about it. I believe you've just won your case. Think about it. That's a fantastic documentary, too, by the way. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every politician,
Starting point is 00:16:05 and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Goldline right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. Call 1-800-913 gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call. 1-800-913-4653.
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Starting point is 00:17:22 Coming up immediately after this broadcast, Lawrence Jones, and then Mike Slater, Joe Pags, and then tomorrow little David Barton, Bill Handel, Jackie Daley, little Gun Talk, Hollywood 360, and then we're back to the Monday through Friday greatness that is the Blaze Radio Network. Doc Thompson, Glenn Beck, Michael Pelka, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:43 And then not all greatnesses, Greatness. And then Chris Salcedo and Pat and Stu. And for some reason, they replay the Opelka show. We ought to do something about that. And then Buck Sexton. Out with his premier radio network show. I mean, there's the really, why would you go anywhere else?
Starting point is 00:18:03 Dumb. Just keep it. Locked in and break the knob off. The Blaze Radio Network. Burger King. We talked a little bit about how the Burger King. King owner a little while ago bought
Starting point is 00:18:20 Popeyes for more than $1.6 billion dollars. Okay? And good for them. And hopefully they change a couple of things. I mean, Popeyes is okay. I used to know someone that was in love with Popeye, so I actually... The chicken is
Starting point is 00:18:35 pretty good. The biscuits are pretty good. They need to work on the gravy. The gravy, whatever they do to the Popeye's white gravy is... But anyway, so this week, speaking of Burger King, they did something that I thought was tremendous. I thought it was a great idea. I guess they did this without trying to partner up with Google,
Starting point is 00:19:01 which was a mistake. Why not have partner up with Google so that Google could give you some kind of love? And maybe, you know, if the Google now actually fired up and you follow it all the way through, if you use code 2-2-2-2 you get a free Whopper, something. You know, something.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Partner up with Google so you get the coupon and the okay Google now and it would start giving people a reason to get Google now and perhaps sell some more, right? But hey, go by. Just an idiot, right?
Starting point is 00:19:33 But they ran this ad, and I love the idea. You're watching a 15-second Burger King ad, which is unfortunately not enough time to explain all the fresh ingredients in the Wopper sandwich. But I got an idea. Okay, Google, what is the Wopper burger? According to Wikipedia, the Wopper is a burger,
Starting point is 00:19:57 consisting of a flame-grilled patty made with 100% beef with no preservatives or fillers, topped with sliced tomatoes, onions, lettuce, pickles, ketchup, and mayonnaise served on a sesame seed bun. Now, of course, you internet trollers could not have that be. You couldn't let that stand, could you? No. So people went into Wikipedia and changed the insert. Cyanide is one of the ingredients.
Starting point is 00:20:30 It's kind of funny. And also it said the Wopper is the worst hamburger product sold by the chain. So if I guess, they locked up Wikipedia later in the day so there were no new edits. And by Wednesday, Google deactivated. the ads ability to trigger home devices. That's why you should have went with Google. It was a great idea. I loved it.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I really did. I thought it was a tremendous idea. I think doing it without the okay from Google. Without the partnership from Google was a mistake. But the idea, tremendous. And they should go back and work out a deal with Google so nobody else does it before Burger King. Because Burger King had the idea.
Starting point is 00:21:16 And damn it! They should be the first to make it work. Although I really I'd rather have some Popeye's chicken than a whopper But hey, that's just This is the Jeff Fisher show Only on the Blaze Radio Network Jeff Fisher
Starting point is 00:22:02 What in the heck has gone on in this country? What is the problem? A federal judge, this is breaking right now, a federal judge in Arkansas issued an injunction halting the execution by lethal injection of nine inmates. We went down the list of what those nine inmates did a couple of weeks ago on this broadcast. I'll be happy to do it again for the judge, although I don't think it matters.
Starting point is 00:22:35 The injunction represents the latest legal setback in the state of their attempt to execute the inmates, eight of whom were originally scheduled to be put to death by the end of April. The court must decide now whether the method of execution constitutes, cruel and unusual punishment. Another judge in Arkansas effectively stopped the executions Friday night cited concerns over the lethal injection method. Of course, the Arkansas Attorney General,
Starting point is 00:23:08 of course we're going to appeal this. Late Friday, late last night, County Circuit Judge Wendell Griffin issued a temporary restraining order stopping the state from using a certain drug for lethal injection. The supplier of the drug argued the medication wasn't supposed to be used for capital punishment. Dear supplier, tough.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Arkansas planned to execute eight men. Now we talked about that. A lethal injection drug expires at the end of the month. The proposal triggered outrage among capital punishment. Why? How about this? How about we throw it out? Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Take your drug that you didn't want to use for. capital punishment supplier and don't worry about it and let's just stand them up firing range one bullet eight guns shoot his head of a nice day next next next until all eight are done I can't take we read the list of what these what these criminals did and they've exhausted their chances, they're guilty, oh, let's move on. It doesn't matter how we do it.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Okay? I realize that we're supposed to be, we can kill them like that. They might not feel right. Tough. If you're for capital plan, I get the not being for capital punishment. I really do.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I understand it. I don't agree with it, but I understand it. But as long as it's legal for capital punishment to exist, it doesn't matter how the outcome is obtained. And at least that's to me. Now, the judge failed to call me. I know it's a surprise. I mean, I, look, they usually call.
Starting point is 00:25:31 You know, the federal judges, the county judges around the country, they usually call. They have my cell number. And they say, hey, Jeff, what do you think? They didn't call me last night. At least, maybe I missed a call. It's possible. It's possible I missed a call. But they didn't call.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Anyway, that's very disheartening. Very disheartening. Speaking of a disheartening, chuckinflora.com is on the line. Greetings, Jeffie, from the state of Florida, where I am a survivor of enteustranulis cantonosis. Oh. Just saying. You've had rat lungworm? Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:26:11 No. I thought it was just snails, man. I've eaten plenty of snails. They're great with garlic butter. No, but you could have contracted rat lungworm. No, wait a minute. That's not right. It is too.
Starting point is 00:26:25 When you have... What the rats have to do with snails? They don't even eat them. I told you. I explained to you. The rats poop. The snails crawl over the poop worms. People touch them and eat them and then you get sick.
Starting point is 00:26:41 You get rat. Okay. I'm off snails altogether. Now that's it. I'm done. I mean, I would say that you could probably, I don't know, everything should be washed. I would hope.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I would say that you do that for all your fruit and vegetables. kind of food item, I would think. Yes, you should, you know, you should wash it. I don't even like touch the frozen food boxes, but that's just me. I don't know where those things are. Hey, I got some extra peeps left over from tomorrow. If you'd like them, I'll send them your way. We've got some leftover.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Thanks. Oh, man, that was a sight to behold, brother. There was only 71. Yeah, only. I'll have peeps again someday. I don't mind them. They're fine. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:18 I just get into, I didn't like all the peep dust. have peep dust everywhere. Yeah, they're a bit messy. Perhaps someone would say, well, Jeff, don't eat 71 of them. That's a thought. You eat two or three, you're going to get peep dust on you. That's just the way they are. All right, so, Chuck, you usually shine us with some strange stories in Florida,
Starting point is 00:27:44 which is why I talk to you. Well, in that case, let me get right to it. Man tries to buy human skin on Facebook. apparently there is a garage sale, the Jensen Beach garage sale. It's a public page where there are items for sale in the local area. And the police report said that they had found a man was selling human skin for 400 bucks. Nice. Yeah, I guess they tracked him down and found his ID on Facebook.
Starting point is 00:28:12 They did not report who the man was, however. It's just that it has been since deleted and you can no longer buy human skin on Facebook. Yeah, they don't let you sell that kind of stuff. It's very disappointing. Well, you know, I understand that witches use it for their covers, for books and such. That's, you know, the rumor to be what it's for. I wanted my, when I had my knee replaced, I wanted my old knee and they wouldn't give it to me. I was really kind of upset about that because they can't give the body parts.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I mean, I wanted my old knee. I wanted to have it. Okay, why? Do I have my old knee. I wanted it in a jar. I want to say, that's my old knee. That's replaced. They get a little picture of the face.
Starting point is 00:28:50 I can't have my bones. They're my bones. You can do whatever you like with your bones. Government regulation says I can't have it. That's not right. They wouldn't let me take my bones. It's not right. You know, I understand that medical waste is all incinerated and so forth, but it's yours, right? Thank you, but not according to the government.
Starting point is 00:29:10 No, I'm sorry. It still belongs to me. It's not mine. You're wrong. So moving on. Facebook, again, a theft is a suspect. the police department page and she rats herself out apparently she did not like seeing a video of herself stealing from the Walmart with her husband who works at the Walmart and was taking things out the back door to her car they had a whole grocery cart full of stuff including a kitty pool that they wheeled out the back door put in her car and then on Facebook the Winter Haven Police Department post a video the entire episode and I guess she didn't like some of the posts, so she made a comment
Starting point is 00:29:54 about it. Somebody said, you know, I know this woman, she rides a city bus, and she says, what are you talking about? I have a car. I don't understand. I'm going to have to, look, I've already started my book on Jeffey's Guide to Adultery. I'm going to have to start a book
Starting point is 00:30:12 on Jeffey's Guide to Store thievery. And not getting caught? I mean, if you're going to go out to back door with stuff, taking out with the trash. Yeah, yeah, right? Must I tell people how to do everything? Well, I mean, that is the common accepted form of thievery from large department stores. As far as I know, you know.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I'm not going to tell you all the ways, but that's one way. So apparently she's had one of those crime stoppers rewards put out for her by the Winterhaven Police Department on the page. And she said, ain't no reward, I'm coming in. Oh, there you go. Well, good for her. So, yeah, she turns a self in. It stinks, though. That stinks both ways because now hubby's gone. Doesn't have a job. Cubby's going to be fired.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Well, they both had kind of a drug issue, so they had been jailed previously on unrelated drug charges. Well, it doesn't mean he shouldn't have a job. No, I totally agree. I mean, if he's out on work release or whatever, he's working, but, you know, you shouldn't take stuff out the back door. And plus, you shouldn't be really stealing from your employer. Not the employer. There's plenty of other people to steal. But you don't want to tell all that before the book. No, that's enough. I've gone too far already.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Right. So she said, I guess, you know, the Facebook users weren't very kind about the posts. And they said, LOL sucks to get caught. Can I get the reward? And she responded with, yeah, these nuts. Right. Right. I guess she was thinking maybe she could get the reward if she turned herself in. I'm not sure. That wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. One of my favorites this week. So Florida man breaks into a home and eats fried chicken, drinks booze, and gets caught. Ronald Gregory. Lee Weasley was arrested Thursday after deputies said that he stole chicken and vodka from a lady's house. Apparently he was caught when the lady came home early from work. And there he was frying it up, drinking out of the bottle. He's having a big old chicken fry. The shoes in your house. Why didn't you sit out and have some food?
Starting point is 00:32:08 I was going to say, he's kind enough to make up your chicken for you, you know. He's not going to eat the whole thing. I would imagine there's some leftover. Have a drink. Have a seat. What are you so upset about? He took a shower, relax. I go finish up cooking.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Listen, I'll eat. I'll down. Right. Just because he didn't know you, you know. I mean, how are we supposed to get to know each other if we don't sit down and dine together? Kind of sounded like the neighborly thing to do to me. I don't know. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Yeah. So another. She just called the police. Did she storm out? Well, yeah. No, she called the cops on them, apparently. And I guess this guy had been arrested a couple other times for a theft in the Lachua County. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Bail had not been set, so they're not being very kind to this guy, even though he cooked her a meal. Basters. Right. One of my favorite videos of the week has got to be the horse that attacks an alligator. I saw that. Sadly, I actually saw that. It was interesting, though. I mean, there's a whole bunch of horses to one side. There's maybe four or five of them milling around, including a younger pony.
Starting point is 00:33:13 And there's this skater just laying there in the middle of the field. It looked like a golf course, but it wasn't. You know, five or six people with their cell phone cameras, of course, as the horse trompels over this gator minding his own business. The horse kicked him once and then ran by, and then he swung back around and ran over him again. And it looked like that gator almost got that leg. He got a piece of it.
Starting point is 00:33:33 If that gator would have got that leg, that horse would laugh now. Right. A couple of weeks, it ain't going to be laughing. That's a fact. Those things are nasty fights. Yeah. Yeah. It's infection time.
Starting point is 00:33:44 It's not just the fight that kills you. I desperately wanted that gator. I wanted that horse to go back again. Let that gator get them. Yeah, well, you know, I'm rooting for the horse in this case. The horse was probably protecting its young, according to the author of this particular article. And, you know, it's in my canopy there. And it was just mining its own business, I know, but it's right in the open.
Starting point is 00:34:07 It is gator mating season time in Florida. So please, everybody be careful if you live in the area. Yeah, you never know what they want to mate with. I guess the horse was like, well, you're not mating with me. Get out of here. We're not playing that game today. I miss Gators. I miss him as often as I can.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I try to stay the hell. I love my fat's one of my favorite places to go to in Florida is Gatorland. That is a cool place, though. I just don't get the idea of, you know, tempting fate like that. It's not my bag. But the thing, even in Bush Gardens where they have those massive 15-footers that sit around and eat six-fried chickens all day, you know. I know, but Gatorland actually has, you know, events and trains them and uses them as slave Gators. Gator wrestling.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Gator wrestling at the Jumperoo. Have you actually been there? Years and years and years ago, it's much improved since the last time I was there, but it was still one of the best tourist traps on I-4. The first time I went there, we bought hot dogs from them because that's what the gators eat. You go up and they go, they're in the, one of the places where they congregate is this river, this huge wooden structure that you climb up with different levels. And you can obviously climb all the way to the top. And you throw hot dogs into the river,
Starting point is 00:35:29 and the gators snort and fight over the hot dogs. And so Gatorland sells hot dogs for about a million dollars a hot dog. Of course. So the next time you go, you keep your feathers numbered for just such an occasion, you stop by at the local Walmart, and you throw a few of the giant packs into a lot. a backpack.
Starting point is 00:35:48 And you bring your own hot dogs. Oh, I'm sorry. Your own hot dogs. Right. And then you throw them and you get, you can actually spend a little bit more time because at a million dollars a hot dog, you don't throw too many. Time to go, son.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Yes. Moving on, we have bigger mouse to fry here. Can we get some more? No. No. But I want to sew. Yeah, break it up into smaller chunks. Go steal some from that guy.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Right. But anyway, I love Gator Land. I wish the Gator would have got the horse. Chuck in Florida.com, you could be for the horse or not. I don't care. Okay. I was for the Gator. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Okay. It's all good. You should be for the Gator. Why do you hate Gators? I'm actually looking to name the giraffe since Jeffrey is the, you know, the icon for toys are up. And it's been there all month long. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:38 I think the giraffe is healthy and happy, though. That's wonderful. Do they have a name for the baby yet? I don't think so. I haven't heard of any. Okay. Nobody else know? Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:49 I guess we'll find out. Anybody? Anyone, anyone, live audience? Thank you. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. That it is. Welcome to it.
Starting point is 00:37:21 888-9033 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram at JeffEMRA. got action-packed last hour of this broadcast. I can't believe the two hours have already flown by. I've got four tremendous stories, so don't go anywhere. Plus, I want to tease that Brad Staggs and myself will be doing a Facebook live immediately following this show on the Blaze Facebook Live page. We've got pot. Dallas wants to make four ounces of pot legal. We're going to talk a little bit about that.
Starting point is 00:37:59 And we'll talk a little bit about more about rat lung. And we'll talk a little bit more about we have to talk about rat lung because we have to remember that it's called NGO STRONGELUS KANTANENENCES. You do not want that. Holy cow, do you not want that?
Starting point is 00:38:16 And I'm looking forward to doing the Facebook Live with Brad because we've got another thing planned. We want to thank everyone for joining us last Saturday night on the Talking Walking Dead special. Had a great time. Thanks for those of you that were here. If you weren't here, obviously, you can go to the Jeff Fisher radio page.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Download them. Okay? Available SoundCloud, Stitcher, iTunes, Google Play Music. You can take me with you wherever you go. You're welcome. And I'm really looking forward to the pot, too, because four ounces, I don't want to say that four ounces is a lot, but four ounces is quite a bit of pot. They have in the backseat of the car.
Starting point is 00:39:00 not have anything happen to you. I mean, I'm good with it. Trust me. Trust me. I am good with it. Anyway, stick around. I see Lawrence Jones this game in the building, so I'll let you write your own jokes to that.
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