Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 4/15/17: Jeffy's Guide to Adultery

Episode Date: April 15, 2017

Now former Alabama Governor Robert Bentley resigned because of a sex scandal, Jeffy offers his professional insight on how adultery should work.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases, so buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653. Alabama Governor, or now what is now the former Alabama Governor, Robert Bentley, he resigned. The House Judiciary Committee in Alabama, they were going to impeach him, and then he cut a deal and stepped down. Now, he's been divorced for a year or so now. This has been going on for quite a while, and they finally got him on.

on, you know, misappropriation of funds, right? So he pled guilty to two misdemeanors. They booked him. He had to resign. He had to promise he would never seek public office again. Now, he's, you know, like 74 now, I think, or something like that. And the plea deal also states that he's going to waive all retirement benefits, perform 100 hours of community service as his,

as a doctor, he's a medical doctor, and he's going to pay $50,000 in fines for reimbursements to the campaign funds. Family man, what are you doing? So, I've been divorced for a little while now, and he was cheating on his wife with his,

what was then his, I guess you'd call her chief of staff. Right? Mason. What's her name, Rebecca, I think? Rebecca Mason. And they've been hot together for quite some time. In fact, and the wife became suspicious and finally caught him, and then, you know, now we're in a divorce.

And Rebecca Mason, the girlfriend, she's back with hubby, she's married. And hubby is apparently in his statement has forgiven her. And they're back together again. So, I mean, it was all just fun in games. Now, the governor made some missteps, first of all, which was a huge problem if you're going to cheat. Like, for instance, in 2013, with Mason's family still living in Tuscaloosa, the girlfriend's family, still living in Tuscaloosa,

she began spending her nights in the governor's mansion's pool house. I would guess you shouldn't let your girlfriend spend the nights in the pool house. That's probably number one on my list. The governor also sent her text messages that said, I love you, Rebecca. Okay, Gov. You know better than to be specific with love you's in text messages. It's never, I love you, Bill.

It's, I love you. I love you too. generic, generic I love you's. Good for anybody. Nobody gets suspicious. Love you too. And plus, don't you have, really, don't you have some kind of,

don't you write a note, you write in text messages, and you screw up and text your wife? No, come on. And Mrs. Bentley, the wife began noticing that her journal, in her journal, that her husband was, Not as affectionate.

No longer told her he loved her. She also commented that her husband no longer held her hand when they were walking together. And he claimed that he tried to justify it by it. It makes me look weak as a governor. Shut up. A, you never change little things like that. That's just dumb. Right?

I mean, of course you hold her hand if you've been cheating on her. In fact, there's been numerous studies. that have talked about how when you're having an affair, the person who is having an affair becomes more affectionate to the spouse because, you know, I guess they're feeling guilty about having the affair, whatever. But, I mean, you're walking with your wife, hold her hand, right? No, that's a sign that should not, they should never have, if you're going to cheat on her. or him.

Now the wife became suspicious. She's thinking, hey, something is up here. Now, I'm going to catch him since we go everywhere and she goes everywhere with us. So they bring the girlfriend to the beach house for the weekend. That's a problem.

First of all, don't bring the girlfriend wife, the beach house at the same time. I mean, the guy was having some issues right here. So they're all at the beach house, and the wife goes for a walk. Now, she has secretly put in a recording device in the beach house. So she goes for a walk and comes back and listens to the recording, and the governor is all over his girlfriend, Rebecca, saying how much he loves her and wanting to put her hands on her breasts

and wanting to touch her. Not a good move, Gov. not a good move. So the wife has got them, you know, hands down there. Right? And it's not, I mean, come on now. Now, also, as far as text messages goes, everything, there were times when the governor would text the girlfriend with emojis,

which, okay, a governor texting the girlfriend with emojis is an issue all alone, but we'll let that one slide for a little bit. And it was roses, and the wife is, and he text the wife instead of the girlfriend again. And the wife is like, why is he texting me emotions? A sure sign. A sure sign that there's an issue. All right.

Let me just say that. If you're going to cheat and you have a girlfriend, get a second phone. Get a burner phone. Use that for the girlfriend. Are you carrying two phones now? Yes. One's for you. Personal.

This one's work. It's all work. Sorry. Or you, you know, you try to keep that second phone secret for as long as you can, but sooner or later, you know, the second phone comes out, and that's just got to be for work. You could write letters. Again, I go back to, you know, just write little notes.

You can burn those bad boys. Nobody ever gets caught by busting with little notes, right? Letters. I mean, but, you know, that skill is long gone, although the governor is in his 70s, so he's got to have some kind of skill of writing, right? So the Gov, I mean, you think to yourself, well, it didn't affect, you know, he denied it and denied it and denied it. And it affected his, you know, leadership for quite a while because they've had this sneaking around thing.

He denied the affairs. You know, he's got the divorce. And really, and he's been, it was the misappropriation of funds that, you know, that was really the issue. But he had hired the girlfriend and her husband's company to. do some work so they made a bunch of money that's why hubby hubby's like yeah whatever you got to be with the gov all right he's just dumping money into this business all we have to do is walk around and go governor bentley's great governor bentley's great where his PR firm okay spend a few thousand and the rest the rest hundreds of thousands of dollars are all hours so go we'll be with the

go so that's why he's forget he's like it's over I don't have to I have to actually be with you all alone now. I mean, he might have been cheating, too. I don't know the story. That would be an interesting backstory to see if the Rebecca Mason girlfriend of the governor if her husband was cheating on her the whole time too. So maybe they had the open relationship, and hers was paying off. I mean, maybe his was paying off too.

Maybe they were busy. Maybe he was with some. I don't know. That's just speculation. not my part. But just remember, okay? Don't spend denied it.

Don't let the girlfriend spend the night at the pool house. Especially when the wife is there staying in the main house. Never be specific with love you's and text messages, with names. That's dumb. Never.

It's always, hey, governor, whatever your stupid name is, Robert. Hey, Robert. Love you. Love you too. See how easy that is?

Reply. Love you too. Or he would probably send a heart you too. Don't change habits. Like the holding hands habit. If you're sitting at some event, some governor event, and you normally put your arm around her, put your arm around her. It's okay. The girlfriend will understand it'll make it better because the girlfriend will be pissed.

that you're sitting like that and you can apologize to her and it'll make that time with her even hotter. Never bring, oh, whatever you do, don't bring the wife and the girlfriend to the beach house at the same time. I mean, that's clear, right? And you need to have a burner phone

or, you know, at least a second phone. You don't have to call it a burner. You don't have to go to Walmart and get the burner phone from the convenience store around the corner, but you need that second phone. Now, there are a few things that, there's a few more things on the list that you shouldn't do.

But I'm saving those for me. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Goldline right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold.

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of buying gold is right for you. Call Gold Line, 1-800-913-4653.