Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/13/17 Jeff Fisher Show: Best News Clips, Fake News and Self Love

Episode Date: May 13, 2017

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Welcome. Welcome. Yes. This is the Jeff Fisher Radio program, and I am a he. Welcome to the broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network. Nice to have you along for the ride today. Listen, we've got stuff.

Every Saturday I come in here. And I think I've got all this stuff. I've got information for you to get you through the weekend and head you into the week. from top stories to back stories to bottom stories to front stories. And then, you know, I get to about half of them. So let's, you know, we'll try to get through them. I've got, you know, we'll get through some of the top stories.

We'll get through some of the back stories. I've got some great. I'll call them back stories. This week. We'll call them back stories. And I've got some, I've got good news, happy news, sad news. I've got news that, you know, for, two weeks now, my household has been plague-ridden.

Kids been sick. My wife has been sick. The in-laws, I don't let them out of the back room. Don't tell anybody. And I think, I've made it. I wash the sheets. I hose down the doorknobs. I hose down the counters. I made it. I'm sitting here preparing to give you information today,

and I feel like I think the plague has caught up to them. I'm very disappointed. I've got to go down like a bottle of vitamin C. I got to go maybe, I don't know what I have to do, but I cannot let this plague catch me. Can't. Can't do it. I cannot let this plane catch me like the massive ransomware infection

that hits about 99 countries yesterday. Cyber attack, and it's good that the cyber attack happened. You know, it was only, look, it was only stolen from the NSA. worry about it no big deal now the cyber security firm avast said it had seen 75,000

cases of the ransomware known as want to cry and variance of course of that you know of that name 99 countries including a couple of biggies Russia and China and coming to a country near you

soon so when you see those links come through think twice about clicking on them. Now there were about 40 hospital organizations and medical practices hit in the UK. Appointments canceled, operations, all that kind of stuff. Hey, you know, just don't worry about it.

You have an operation? Canceled. It's okay. That's all right. Now, the malware spread quickly yesterday with the medical staff in the UK. They were reporting that the computers were going down one by one. Hey, don't click on, boop. Get on the phone, tell four three not to click. Poop. Boop.

Boop. So when it starts going through, man, it's like wildfire. Now, there were screenshots and you can see them, you know, on those internets, which demanded payment of about 300 bucks in Bitcoin to rescue you. Good luck with that. Other countries kept reporting that they were getting infected. I think the United Kingdom is under attack with malware. Don't click on the poop.

Too late. Number of Spanish firms, including the telecoms giant telephungia. Ibridrola. Gas natural. Staff at the firms were told to turn off their computers. You should probably turn that poop. Too late.

No, don't click it too. The Portugal Telecom, the Delicum. delivery company FedEx, FedEx and a sweet Fedox. Is that a new company in America? FedEx and a Swedish local authority were also affected. Now they claim that Russia had been infected a little bit, but of course they, the Interior Ministry said a thousand of our computers have been infected, but the virus was swiftly dealt with.

No sensitive data was compromised. Hey, don't turn that. Poop! Too late. China, of course, was affected, but they, yeah, we're not. China's not commenting on that. We had some social media come out of China saying that the university computer lab had been compromised.

Those people have now been dragged off into camps. So China's not going to, you're not going to hear anything from China. And they came to the computers, you know, via a worm, just like always. It spreads itself in the computers. And it clicks, you know, it's got the attachment code. And it says, you know, like it will,

it'll have an attachment that you're going to want to click on. Like, uh, protest about Donald Trump. Hey, don't click on the protest. Click. Boop, boop. Too late. It's over. Now, they were made, uh, freely available.

Uh, after the NSA tools were stolen by a group of hackers known as the shadow brokers, who then attempted to sell the encrypted. information. You know what? Hey, we're just going to let it go out for free. Go ahead and start bringing this down. Now, Microsoft said on Friday yesterday that it would roll out the update to users of older operating systems.

Uh-huh. Or how about Microsoft saying, hey, you know, sorry, you should have upgraded. Sorry. Bill needs to donate some more money to kids in Africa. Should have upgraded. Boop. Too late. Don't click on that.

Now, the guy that saved the day. was accidentally actually. A UK cybersecurity researcher. He, well, you may know him. I mean, if you don't, you're just, I don't know what kind of person you are because who doesn't follow at Melware Tech blog on Twitter. He said he accidentally managed to temporarily halt the spread of the virus. And by the way, I don't know that that's it.

I don't know that at Melware Tech blog is a he, so I apologize. the person behind at Melware Tech blog. Oh, it said in the story, he, so it must be a he. Sorry. However, the story may be wrong. You don't know what at Melware Tech blog is identifying as today. Quoted as saying that he noticed that the virus was searching for a web address that had not been registered. So he bought the domain name, registered it, triggered a kill switch, stopped the worm spread.

Nice. But he also said, it's probably a temporary fix. You probably, you know, you probably want to get your computer taken care of. Because as long as the domain isn't removed, the strain's going to no longer cause harm. But you might want to patch the systems up a little bit. It could be a little bit of an issue. So take care of that. So just be warned.

Do not click on the attachments. And it's hard. It is hard not to click on them. Because you see some of those attachments. It gets easier once you get it in your head, don't click on them, no matter what it is. And we are pretty good, you know, we're under attack here at this neck of the woods quite a bit. And, you know, I think they've created like 23,000 firewalls,

because every time I try to do something, I'm not allowed to until they clear me through 23,000 firewalls. So just it gets easier, but just get it in your head. Don't click on the attachments. You get the email, and like I said, it's hard. The email pops up, boop. I can't believe what this person is doing. She's so hot. Click, boop.

No, don't anybody click on the, boop. And you're done. The company's gone. It's a, just shut them off. Boop. gone. I mean, it's amazing. It's simply amazing. We also had big news from Attorney General Jeff Sessions. He released a memorandum. And people are all wound up, all wound up at my boy, because he's overturning the former Attorney General Eric Holder. Who raise your hand if you miss Eric.

I know, me too. I didn't have my hand up. He released a statement, on the drug-related criminal activity, Sessions urged prosecutors nationwide to charge and pursue the most serious, readily provable offense. What? Follow the law? The goal of the Holder Doctrine

was to cease harsh penalties for low-level drug criminals. If the defendant fulfilled four requirements, no use of violence, not the organizer, no ties with gangs and no significant criminal history. You know, defendants should not plea mandatory minimum sentences. Now, these measurements were necessary because too many low-level criminals

were filling up jail cells with unnecessary lifelong sentences. Sadly, I think I kind of agree with some of that. Unfortunately, according to Sessions, his two-page memo, he had a busy afternoon. Prosecues are ordered to forget these measurements. Instead, he urges more than 5,000. assistant prosecutors uphold the harshest penalties for vice. His goal, the memorandum states that it is our responsibility to fulfill our role in a way

that accords with the law advances public safety, promotes respect for our legal system. Oh, there's nothing that gives you respect to the legal system like being put away for life. man, when you have pot in the truck and you get put away for life, you respect the law. And the legal system? Oh, there's not a person in America that doesn't respect our legal system. And doing so, sessions uphold the strict anti-drug policy laid out by the president, of course. You know, of course that. And look, does anybody want drug criminals roaming the streets?

I'll let you answer that. But you get it. Follow the law, right? many things that happened during the Obama administration that we didn't change the law, we just said, you know what the other way? I'll worry about it. Stop it. We don't need a law.

I don't need to make a new law. What? Oh, silly goose. Silly, silly goose. Just now, our man. Rand Paul, he's a little wound up about it. And you know, Rand. He gets a little wound up.

This is where he, this is where actually Rand shines, because this is where he gets all wound up. He put out a statement saying, mandatory minimum sentences have unfairly and disproportionately incarcerated too many minorities for too long. Attorney General Sessions, new policy will accentuate that injustice. Instead, we should treat our nation's drug epidemic as a health crisis and less as a lock him up and throw away the key problem. I don't know that I necessarily. I kind of agree with that, too. I'm kind of in the middle of ground of that. Yeah, you know, I mean, we should follow the law 100%.

No question. But there are plenty of laws that still need to be changed. And perhaps maybe we work, you know, hand in hand with the drug epidemic as a health crisis. And yet still, follow the law. What do you think? Maybe. Maybe. Now, of course, all this going on,

former Attorney General Eric Holder couldn't just let that stand. Because like I said, raise your head if you miss Eric. That's what I thought. But he's out there. Trust me, he's out there. The policy announced today is not tough on crime. It is dumb on crime.

It's an ideologically motivated cookie cutter approach that has only been proven to generate unfairly long. sentences that are often applied indiscriminately and do little to achieve long-term public safety. Wait a minute. Ideologically motivated. Ideologically motivated. Let's see what holders memorandum. His goal was to cease harsh penalties to a little level of term.

The defendant fulfilled four requirements. The measure was necessary because we're filling up our jails. That almost sounds like it was ideologically motivated. Huh. You mean to tell me that that's what happens? Now you're talking crazy. Now you are talking crazy. And then, of course, we had Donald Trump, President Donald J. Trump. A couple big interviews.

You know, he's always tweeting his stuff. It's just Trump. You know what? Yeah, but Trump. I mean, that's where we're at. Yeah, but Trump. I mean, he had his interview with, you know, the great. Lester Holt. I mean, NBC Nightly News.

Please, you know what I'm talking about with Lester. And, you know, the number one nightly news. Lester, you know, I'm a fan. I've always liked Lester. We've made quite a joke of that on the Glenn Beck radio program and the Pat and Stu program. However, I do like Lester Holt. And I thought his interview was pretty good.

But he also, you know, started a little firestorm about Comey and their talk on that. And then so Trump tweets James Comey better hope There are no tapes of our conversations Before he starts leaking to the press First, Don When you're in the bathroom

And you're tweeting in the morning You're sitting there and you're thinking to yourself Oh man, I got a busy day ahead of me And you're sitting on the John And you think, oh man, Comey better hope There's no tapes of our conversations Before he starts leaking to the press There's no need for you to tweet it, dude

but he does. And so we get the White House press conference. The daily White House Press conference. And Spicy is at the helm. I know they brought in

Huckabee with her cock-eyed junior eye moving every which away out there on the platform. Oh, we're not supposed to... Sorry. It's a physical disformity.

I'm not supposed to say anything. So Reuters, White House Corpard. correspondent Jeff Mason started out by asking the president asking Spicy, hey, first about the president recording the Comey conversation. And Spicey was answered it and then Mason was not happy so he followed up. And then he followed up and then he followed up until Spicey had enough. Did President Trump record his conversations with former FBI here, Director Comey?

I assume you're referring to the tweet. And I've talked to the president. The president has nothing further to add on that. Why did he say that? Why did he tweet that? What should we interpret from that? As I mentioned, the president has nothing further to add on that. Are there recording devices in the Oval Office or in the residence?

As I said for the third time, there is nothing further to add on that. Does he think it's appropriate to threaten someone like Mr. Comey not to speak? I don't think that's not a threat. He's simply stated a fact. The tweet speaks for itself. I'm moving on. John. We're moving on.

John, you're next. Good stuff. And, of course, the headline is White House refuses to deny. I mean, all right, we asked and answered. Let's move on. But you got to love Reuters and Mr. Mason, the reporter. Now, we had to also, Trump was interviewed by Judge Janine. Lester Holt, first of all, got huge coverage.

I mean, Judge Janine. But in that interview and one of his tweets, he tweets maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel the future, all future press briefings and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy. Where did I hear that before? Where did I hear that before? Oh, I know. A prediction from a Moire, Jeff Fisher. I'm surprised that they're still going on. My prediction was several months ago.

I figured the president would just pull the plug. Trump, pull the plug. Nobody likes spicy. Spicey gets hurt. Maybe he's got to go off to, what is he? He's done active military duty, right? He's a National Guard guy. Goes off and Huckabee, I wouldn't even have brought in Huckabee.

I would just pull the plug. Spicey's off. Pull the plug. We don't need it. I don't like it. Fake media. Fake media. fake news, bias press, pull the plug.

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The Jeff Fisher Show. That it is. You know, we got so much to get to. I didn't even get to the Mike Pence with the adorable kid where he holds out his arm and he kind of touches the kid in the face. And they call it an adorable kid. And this little annoying little kid, excuse me, excuse me, you want me to apologize?

Excuse me? And I just wanted Pence to turn around and tell him, shut up. But then I looked at the kid and I think he's actually got, we might have a problem, you know, more than just being a little kid. And so, you know, tough for me to make fun of it that way. And we've got Donald Trump speaking at Liberty University.

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As we were going into the bottom of the hour commercial break, I mentioned Donald Trump at Liberty University today, and boy, that'll be, I'm excited to, can't wait for that. Build a wall, you kids are great. God bless. It'll be great. America great again.

Brian Job is back. It's going to be the same rehash campaign speech. It'll be great. It'll be great. We'll get a lot of information out of it. Those kids will be happy. They can shuffle off to their life and do their thing. But I'm surprised.

I mean, Liberty's not going to cancel the president, right? I mean, Liberty University, they actually helped get him elected. Right? I mean, the kids all went for Ted Cruz and the head of Liberty, what's his face? Hey, you know his name. He was behind Donald Trump. So, this is a university. The kids are free.

to do what they want. But Donald Trump should be president. Not Ted Cruz. We don't want the religious guy. We don't want the guy that actually believes in God. We just want the guy that says it that has the Bible collection. Who's what him? But that's, I digress. I digress. Now, we had John Corny, Senator John Cornyn from Texas get canceled at, I think what was Southern Texas University, a predominantly black college. He was supposed to speak there. They canceled. I mean, they pulled the plug early, which was, you know, fair. Look, like, you can have whoever you want speaking, right? But then Betsy DeVos, uh, shows up at Bethune Cookman.

And she gets, they introduce her, she gets booed. They turn their back on her. And the head of Bethune stands up and takes the mic, tremendous. If this behavior controls. Think about it. Your degrees will be mailed to you. Ah, oh. Now, do we know that if they actually did?

Choose. Choose which way you want to go. Are you awake? No, I don't care about the whole thing. Now, I just said, it's agon. It's a good thing. I appreciate it. But now I got me thinking that I wondered if they actually did mail them,

or if he whisked out and gave them the, gave them their degrees. Do we know that? No, of course not. We don't know that. Why would we know that? That's only a news story. That's a real story.

Now, there are stories out there in America that I believe are fake news. We've talked about it before on the broadcast. There's plenty of stories that just aren't real. There's just something about them. It's too good, too good to be real. And those are the stories. Do you remember I want to bring back? I had a request on my G-chat,

the other day from a former employee. And she's, you know, Brittany is great, I love her. And she, G-chatted me with all this comy stuff and everything. And she requested that I bring back a favorite of mine. And I, I mean, first, how can I say no to request? This is all request weekend coming at you. 39 minutes past the hour, 21 before the top.

And we had a request for Linda Hopkins. Heard it on the news. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. And, I mean, how could you not play that for the fans? Right? I mean, you try to get it on for you.

In fact, we may go back-to-back Linda Hopkins. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Oh, sorry, Linda, didn't mean to step on you. Missed the post. Anyway, this story, a fascinating story. I love it.

It isn't not real. No way it's real. Take news. 52-year-old man in the Texas city of Katie. That's just outside of Houston. And it's pretty high-end neck of the woods out of Houston. The story goes on to say that he attempted to hire a prostitute through an online service that ended in a terrible mix-up that will cost him his marriage.

Someone tried to hire a hooker, and it's going to cost him his marriage? I wonder what happened. You know, it almost resembles the elements of the classic 1979 Pena Colada song. Doesn't it, though? Who we cannot identify for privacy reasons. Oh, that's good. But using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Is that what you hired prostitutes for?

I thought you hired prostitutes to leave. Oh, wait, that's never fine. On the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town. Upon checking into the motel on Saturday afternoon, the man used his phone to access the internet and book prostitutes. According to the statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new 28-year-old woman who caught his attention. I bet. As with many of the photos on the site, the photo only showed the woman from her. her neck down.

Now, okay. See what I mean, though? Story's good, right? It's gotcha. It's gotcha. You got to still want to find out what happened to the 52-year-old man from Katie. So he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night. No, I'm a prostitute.

I'm not free. She replied back within minutes to confirm she was available. Amazing. And could meet up with him at the motel that night. The pair agreed on a price. $150. A bargain down from her. original request of 200.

I mean, come on. You're already... See, it's almost too good. It's too good. It's too perfect. No way. She says, oh, okay. I'm a new girl on the website. It's $200. You can only afford $150. Oh, okay. I'll be right over to the motel outside of Houston.

Anyway, guests at the front desk and reported disturbance at around 8 p.m. After the woman arrived at the property and found that her client was none other than her husband. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. They've been married for 17 years. It emerged that the prostitute who had advertised herself as an attractive 28-year-old.

It was actually the man's 49-year-old wife. You know, I can see that actually happening because, look, you get a prostitute, you wheel and deal her down to 150. She gets to the door and you go, Hey, you're not 28 years old. I know, but I'm here. Okay. Come on in.

I mean, that's possible, right? The pair have reportedly separated with the wife moving back to her parents' home in Houston. She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room, although after further reflection, he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website. For the husband, he may now face charges under the state's tough prostitution laws.

Do we have tough prostitution laws in Texas? Really? That's got to change. Which make it illegal to engage in any type of sexual activity in exchange for money or some other form of compensation, even if it's with the one's own spouse. Come on now. It's too good to be real.

It is fake news. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. And that's Linda Hopkins. For those of you that don't remember, Linda, she was interviewed as a woman on the street, person on the street,

in Providence, Rhode Island. Providence, I think. There was a big potato bandit story. This huge potato bandit story that was going on there. And, you know, the local news got to cover the local crime. and they all the news that watch local news and they always want the man on the street

quote. Yeah, it was bad. They always look for the man on the street. What did you think? It was terrible. I saw them running out of the burning building. I mean, everybody's got to have the stupid man on the street. So when they asked Linda about the potato bandit in her neighborhood,

I heard it on the news. And I said it was we ridiculous man. That's it. Come on now. Best on the street performance in a newscast, she wins. Hands down. That's a couple years old now.

I mean, Linda, and she still holds. She holds the mantle. She's on it. Man, you think of on the street person interview from a newscast. You think of Linda Hopkins. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it.

See what I'm saying? So the story from Katie, no way that's real. No way. Sorry. It's a great story. I like it. It shows that we need to, it shows that, hey, people, gets people wound up about prostitution. It gets people like, I can't believe that.

It gets husbands and wives doubting their trips on the road. It gets a state legislature thinking, maybe we should make prostitution laws even more strict. This is ridiculous. So wives are cheating on their husbands. Makes the internet prostitution, domains, worry about, why are you wheeling and dealing? We still get our cut.

I mean, we're the internet pimps of today. Everybody wants their cut. Everybody wants their cut. And it makes everybody think twice. But the story itself, come on now. It's too good. It's too good. but it does make you think

I heard it on the news and I said it was ridiculous man that's it you're listening to the Jeff Fisher show the Blaze Radio Network Jeff Fisher Welcome to the broadcast If you want to participate 888-900

Welcome to the broadcast If you want to participate 888-90333 is the phone number But relax Relax. So before we went away for a little bit, I was playing Linda Hopkins, and I told you Linda's story, and I said that she holds the mantle.

She's on the mantle of the best news, on the street, soundbite. And, of course, when asked about the potato bandit in Rhode Island, she commented. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. I'm reminded by my,

producers that Linda is funny. She's fantastic. But Jeff, you must be out of your mind to think that Kimberly Sweet Brown Wilkins isn't the number one sound bite from a newscast in America, in history. And I thought, sweet brown, where do I know that story? It was about a fire in Oklahoma City. and her apartment complex had caught on fire. And of course, just like I said, that's what the, you know, local news is what they do. I'm not badmouthed. I'm just saying that's what they do. If you're a news guy, local news, that's what you do.

You get your man, that's how you get your, earn your stripes as a news guy. You get out there and you pound the pavement on horror stories and ask people, how was it? And of course, that's what they do. And most of them are not good, but they put it in the story anyway because that's what they do. Well, so I listened to Sweet Brown, I'm sorry, Kimberly, Sweet Brown Wilkins. And you know what? I think I was wrong. I don't want to admit it out loud, but I think I just did.

Kimberly, sweet Brown Wilkins, I believe holds the mantle. Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop. Then I thought somebody was barbecueing. I said, oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire. Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me.

I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that. Then Linda Hopkins. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. I got to tell you, Linda Hopkins may have the award for Best Short Story.

And Kimberly, sweet brown, Wilkins may have the best role, leading role in a news report, because she tells the entire story. Linda is just reacting. She's just like, you know, the bit part reacting to the story. Kimberly Sweet Brown Wilkins is the story. Ain't nobody got time for that? I'm telling you.

I was right. I mean, Kimberly, sweet Brown Wilkins. Do we have time to hear the whole thing again? You'd think that somebody would have timed that out better. You'd think that somebody would have timed it out better so we could hear the entire story instead of just hearing Linda say, ain't nobody got time for that. Ain't nobody got time for that? Got bronchitis.

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Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. Hour number two. We're number two. You know, I love coming in here. doing these three hours every week. I do.

Well, I will, somewhere we're going to have to figure out a time to spend more time with you. Jeff, what, the three hours of the Glenn Beck radio program, and the two hours of the Penns do show Monday through Friday aren't enough for you? No. No, they are not. So we're taking the request. We got him to have to call the word. I already apologized for anointing Linda Hopkins.

I mean, she could be a past winner of being, you know, having her statue on the mantle. of the best news sound clip interview. And then I was reminded, hey, Jeff, Linda's great, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But Kimberly's, what's her name, Kimberly Sweet Brown? Who was fantastic. Ain't nobody got time for that lady.

Joel in Illinois, we're taking your request. All request weekend on the Jeff Fisher Show and the Blaze Radio Network. Go ahead, Joel. Morning, Jeff. morning we're in Jeff got a request for you I love you to death man I love you to death but you missed one oh no Antoine Dotson Antoine Dotson what what did Antoine do

he was the man on the street I believe it was somewhere in Alabama Lincoln Park Alabama and he was the man on the street explaining what he saw somebody hide your wives hide your kids hide your husbands right they're raping everybody up in here. They're raping everybody up in here. That's right. Yes. Hey, we'll try to get it on for you.

Thanks, Joel. Awesome. I appreciate it. Oh, that is a good one. We may do just, we may have to run that down for like a holiday show. Best television news clip sound bites. All right. So we had Linda.

We've got Kimberly Sweet Brown. And do we have Anton? Let's listen to Antoine and put him up on the trial. Well, obviously we have a, rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows. He's snatching your people up trying to rape him so y'all need to hide your kids,

hide your wife, and had your husband because they're raping anybody out here. That's really good. I don't think it beats Sweet Brown. I don't think it beats Sweet Brown. I like it. But he definitely, I mean, it's just an honor to be on the list.

It's an honor to be nominated. And I appreciate it all. But I think that right now, between these three. Between Antoine and Linda and Sweet Brown. I think Sweet Brown would. Ain't nobody got time for that? I mean, just that alone.

But her and Tammy, she tells the story. We could probably play the whole movie. Let's do the whole role. Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop. Then I thought somebody was barbecueing. I said, oh, Lord, Jesus, it's a fart. Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus.

I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that. And you hear the news guys behind the background laughing is fantastic. That's good. And then, of course, the potato banded up in Providence with Linda Hopkins. I heard it on the news.

And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. I don't think Linda. I don't think Antoine. beats Linda either. I mean, if I'm voting, if I got a vote, Antoine comes in third. I mean, he's good. He's good. Obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows. He's snatching your people up trying to rape them so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and had your husband because they're raping anybody out here. Think about it. All right, we've got,

I could spend all day just play these three clips alone. Just let them just let them roll. Just let them tie into each other. the whole thing. So I'll tell you what we'll do. Throughout the rest of this broadcast, if you have a television news soundbite, I guess it could be radio too, but TV's better because the local newscasts around the country, all do it. So there's always clips being played every day, especially on their websites. They have their extended man on the street interviews. But they all do it. They all do it. So if there's a favorite one, we'll take your request. at 8-88-90-0-303-9-3. Get your request, and we'll try to get it on for you.

Of course, we've got Linda Hopkins, Kimberly Sweet Brown, and Antoine, what's his name? It's Antoine Dodson. Antoine Dodson, those three. Antoine, while by request we played it, it doesn't quite meet up to Linda Hopkins and definitely. Definitely. My vote does not mean up to Sweet Brown. Rich in New York here on the broadcast.

Hello? A woman sounds like the Obama phone lady. Remember her? Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. The Obama phone later was meaner. She was meaner. Although that should, we should that.

We need to get that. That should be a request because the Obama phone lady. Oh, no, no. That's not my request. No, no. Here's my request. I want to hear Hank, Congressman Hank Johnson expressing his concerns to the Joint Chiefs. But that's, I know that's a great clip.

Now that's a news clip. And I know I'm kind of splitting hairs, but that's a different. That's a different category. It's a different thing altogether. That's what we did. You know, we've done that before on the, thanks, Rich, I appreciate it, because you're right.

You know, that's a fantastic, Hank Johnson is an imbecile. And how he continues to be in office, I will never, never, oh, he's a dry sense of humor. Yeah, it's called being an idiot, but that's okay. But that is a different category. I wasn't talking to the the news clips. I mean, news sound bites from the actual event.

That's different than the man on the street clips. The right off the bat, you know, hey, your trailer park was just blown down completely flattened by a tornado. How do you feel? That kind of clip. Really sucked. We were scared. We were just happy to make it out alive. I don't know what I'm going to do.

If I don't know when I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself. Clips like that. That's good stuff. But that's not Hank Johnson in a congressional hearing being an imbecile. That's a news clip. So I appreciate it, and Hank is a great one.

And the naval officer that responds to him shows just what an imbecile Hank Johnson is because he's like, we aren't really anticipating that and you know as he's walking out he's going holy crap we are in deep doo-do this guy's in a public office I mean really seriously Hank

I'm not quite sure how you got the gig you know I guess you're a fairly good looking man but you got the gig and you've stayed in office he's been in office for a long time now I forget exactly the number of years, but the last time I looked, it was surprising how long he's been in office. So that goes to prove the gerrymandering works. What you do is get in office and you stay there forever?

I wonder how the congressman and the senators get in office and come out richer than they are. It's a big surprise to me. I don't understand. Yeah, me either. Me either. So we had big news coming out of New Orleans. Pat, this news has been going on for a couple of weeks now. I haven't been meaning to get to it. And I've had it on my show sheet and I just keep bypassing it because more important things come up. You know, like a news clip of sound bites. But all across America now, and of course it's in the south because that's where these statues are. But they aren't all in the southern states of the United States of America.

The Confederate Monuments. Now, they are being taken down. New Orleans took down a couple already. They've had crowds around. They do it early in the morning. So they try to keep the protesters at a minimum. That's one thing about protesters, man. We love to protest and we hate those bastards.

But it happens when? At 5 a.m.? No, man. I don't hate it that much. I mean, I do. Man, that thing needs to go. But 5 a.m. You think you guys could take it down?

I don't know. four or five this afternoon. So I can get pissed and get enough sleep and really get mad about that damn statue. Because at five, man, I am, I am tuckered out from, I can't possibly make it by 5 a.m. So that's the one thing about protesters.

That's why I wonder why the protests happened in the late afternoon and evening. It's a surprise. That's a surprise to me too. I mean, that was the thing about, that they were pissed about the protest. They were protesting the bank guy, right? in San Francisco.

They wanted to protest the head of the bank in San Francisco. I have to find that story. But they could never catch him because he was there too early and left too late. Amazing. The guy that runs this big corporation, he's there too early and he's too late. But he makes too much money. I can't believe he makes too much money while you're home sleeping. So shut up.

I can't take it. So anyway, back to statues being torn down. history, history being removed. It's unbelievable. Now, the statue erected in the one statue that they just took down in New Orleans, erected in 1911 of the Confederate President Jefferson Davis, 1911, and here's a thought. It's just a little thought from Jeff Fisher.

Even when the statue isn't there, it still happened. I know. I know. Jefferson Davis was still the Confederate president. I know the statue's not there. It's a constant reminder. Yes. Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. It is a constant reminder, isn't it? Yes. Now, there is a list. If you go to Wikipedia. And I know, look, you know, Wikipedia isn't always right either, Jeff. No, I know that. Thank you.

But you know what? You know what is? They've got a list in Wikipedia, which is the list of monuments and memorials of the Confederate States of America. I bet you I have 20 pages. 20 pages. And it goes back and forth up and down of all the states across America. And it starts, oh my gosh, let's start in Alabama. And then let's go to Arizona, Arkansas.

Oh, look at the, I mean, the southern, however, my favorite. What, there's a Confederate statue in Delaware? Florida's got a bunch, Georgia's got a bunch, of course, Kentucky, Louisiana. Oh, Maryland's got some? Oh, Mississippi, Missouri's got a few. Montana's got one. Come on. North Carolina's got quite a few.

Ohio has one. That would be gone soon. Pennsylvania. Oh, nothing happened in Pennsylvania. Oh, wait. Gettysburg. Tennessee. Texas got some.

Good luck, taking that down. All right. Good luck. Although in today's world, probably. Virginia. But my favorite one. My favorite statue. In 1865,

at the end of the American Civil War, A substantial number of Southerners left the South. Wait, they got upset, and they protested with a war that they lost. So instead of staying and joining and saying, okay, we're going to the United States now, they moved to another country. They went to Brazil. Okay? They were known as Confederados, and there's a huge Confederate Montefarant.

monument placed in Americana, Sao Paulo, Brazil. I'd just go try to take that one down. Just let me know how that works out for you. So the other day, Condoleezza Rice, and she's making the rounds, you know, hawking her book, Democracy. Great name, Conno. However, I love Condezza Rice.

And I heard her talking the other day about President Trump, and I thought to myself, you know, why isn't she president? That was just a passing thought. It's the morning. I didn't have a cup of coffee yet. So she's on Fox and Friends. And there, you know, she's on Fox and Friends,

hawking her book. That's what you do when you get a new book. It's just the way it goes. And she is talking to a kill-a-meet. They're all three there, the happy trio on Fox and Friends morning show. And they're hawking her democracy book. and Kulamide

starts off by asking her about slavery and constitution and it goes out. It starts on. As an African-American woman, do you see yourself in this constitution? Do you think that when we look at nine of our first world presidents as slave owners, should we start taking their statues down and saying we're embarrassed by you? I am a firm believer in keep your history. before you. And so I don't actually want to rename things that were named for slave owners.

I want us to have to look at those names and recognize what they did and be able to tell our kids what they did and for them to have a sense of their own history. When you start wiping out your history, sanitizing your history to make you feel better, it's a bad thing. But let me just say one thing about our Constitution. That Constitution originally counted my ancestors as three-fifths of a man. And then in 1952, my father had trouble registering to vote in Birmingham, Alabama. And then in 2005, I stood in the Ben Franklin room, one of our founders, I took an oath of office to that same constitution, and it was administered by a Jewish woman Supreme Court justice. That's the story of America. The long road to freedom has been deep

and long. It's been sometimes violent. It's had many martyrs, but ultimately has been Americans claiming those institutions for themselves and expanding the definition of we the people. She continued, and so did Kilimede with asking her about, does it make you think less of our founders? Does it make you think less of, should we think less of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson because they were slave owners? Well, they were people of their times. I wish they had been, like John Adams, who did not believe in slavery.

I wish they had been like Alexander Hamilton, who was an immigrant, by the way, a child, a child of questionable parentage from the Caribbean. I wish all of them had been like that. And Jefferson in particular, a lot of contradictions in Jefferson. But they were people of their times. And what we should celebrate is that from the Jeffersons and the Washington's, the slave owners, look at where we are now. Thank you. Thank you. Condoleezza Rice.

You know, I'm glad we don't have a president that could talk like that. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the breeze Radio Network. You know, I don't know if you know Steve Dume from Tampa Bay. You've known to me spent years at WDAE 620, The Sports Animal. And I worked with Steve even before then when we worked at 9-10 WFNS, one of the first national sports radio stations in the country. We were hawking sports out of this crappy room in Tampa in front of a TV station, in front of the frog TV station.

We had a little room up front. Anyway, so I read an article that talks about Steve is now battling cancer, and it told the story of how he was diagnosed with astro-cytoplasmic tumor. tumor. But he claims he's beating it. He's battling back at stage two cancer. It's not the worst. And he talks about people have been, you know, the raise and, you know, different sports teams at Tampa Bay have been giving them their love. And I know that WDAE has been using fill-in hosts. And Steve believes that he will be back. And I believe that with your prayers, And your thoughts, warm thoughts for Steve Duming, he will be back.

He is a funny guy. I know a lot of people think the big dog is this cranky old guy, but he's really funny, and I miss seeing him every day. And he talked about what a struggle it was. There's an article. I'll tweet the article out so you can read about Steve's struggle, but he talked about the routine of radiation. you know, for six weeks, and you do that five, you know, five days a week and getting banged.

Anyway, he's struggling to fight back and get back to the radio microphone, and the radio microphone will never be the same without Duming in Tampa Bay, telling me how bad the Tampa Bay Rays suck and what the Bucks can do to get better. And so get better, Steve. You've been missed on the air and say a prayer. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio. Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. 888-903-3 is the phone number. We're taking a request for the top TV news clips. Trinity and South Carolina, you've got a request for us. Jeffrey, what's going on? Well, they're great to finally get to talk to you, man. Thank you very much for the kind words. You've got a request?

Yeah, the request is I can't remember the guy's name, but it's the one when the lottery was like really, really a lot of money. and the news anchor said, what would you do if you won the lottery? And he turned out and looked at and he said, get some cracking hose. Yes, I absolutely remember that guy. Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

We're taking the request in 89033-33. You can try to request it on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA, or Facebook Radio, Jeff Fisher Radio. But it's easier just to dial AIDN in 8903-33. As we continue on this morning, it's 36 minutes after the hour, 24 minutes before. the top and you're all request weekend coming up to the top TV news clips we found out we have the clip of the man from Las Vegas can I ask what would you do with it bunch of hookers and cocaine oh okay that's not good we were hoping for a different answer that's wrong I bet you were and it's almost where you know it's worth worth their response from the reporter

if I remember right though there was something wrong with that clip. What was wrong with that clip? There was something that didn't feel right. Like the guy knew he was going to be on, or it was, uh, he did it on purpose as a joke not to make it because he was with somebody else. I mean, I just, look, I hear all these clips of a million times and they're good at the time. But then of course, what we do is we pick him apart. I mean, that's, that's what we do. We pick him apart. And there was something with that clip. Now, he's good. The man from Las Vegas says we don't even have a name. It's just the man from Las Vegas.

A bunch of hookers and cocaine. Now, there are many people who have won the lottery would do that. I, of course, have not won. I would not even dream of anything like that. Chuck from Florida, Chuck in Florida.com. You're on the broadcast. We joined. Greetings, Jeffrey, where I am not in Florida.

I'm sorry, let me restate that. What? Greetings from Florida, Jeffie, where I am not the naked fat man laying on a shark. I just wanted to point that out. It was not me. I looked nothing like the guy. Well, okay, maybe a little bit, not that much. All right, well, first of all, I admitted to it yesterday during the Glenn Beck program that it was me.

Well, you know, I actually had a press release that I had recorded and was going to play a sound clip. But since you let the cat out of the bag. Oh, you did? Oh, okay. I'm sorry, because we did find out. There's another guy running around claiming it was him, and it's pissing me all. Well, you know, if you want, it can still play the audio clip. Yeah, do that.

I've got you hot it up here ready to go. Chuck of Florida.com coming to the table with audio. And here we are. The admitted press release, take a listen. That sounds good, Chuck. I mean, I've never heard a press release sound better than that. Because, whoof, now you know he's hearing it right now. his headphones. So he can't hear me.

Knowing that he can't hear me, I'm going to tell him, holy crap. I mean, this does not surprise me coming from chuck and Florida.com. Hey, I've got audio for you. Chuck, so you can't hear me. He's listening to his own audio. I could hear you just a little bit under the audio. That's good that you can hear it, Chuck, because we can't. I'm so sorry.

I mean, I'm not sure what your whole engineering process is, but it's wrong. Well, then, you know, we put that one on the shelf for later. It's not coming to us. Now, I will say that that's the best that audio coming from you has ever sounded because there's no surface noise, no nothing. It's just nothing. No echo, no reverb. There's no echo.

There's no big room reverb. There's nothing. So whenever I get tired of you and I say, Chuck, play an audio bite, just plug that in. You got it. No problem. Because there's just nothing. We just set off alarm sounders on radio stations across America. The engineers are all getting buzzed on their cell phones going,

there's dead air, there's dead air! If only this was on regular radio station. I was going to say this, wait, terrestrial radio? Nobody knows. Those stations are all gone anyway. They don't even exist anymore. So I did admit to it on the air on the Glenback program yesterday because, you know what, people they were going around blaming people,

pointing the fingers at other humans that it was not. Look, you know, I told you already, I was naked fishing. I'm out there fishing, the sharks there, one thing led to another. We all know how it happens. True. And now there's some other guy, some guy from New York that is trying to say that he's, you know, the guy. Stop it. Okay, I've already, I've already admitted to it.

Well, it wasn't Jimmy John LaTot and it definitely wasn't. That's why I admitted to it because they kept blaming people of importance. Right? That means that I'm not people of importance. Well, I don't know. I did hear it on national radio yesterday. Yes, you did. There was actually something in the Twitters that had a picture of myself on the shark.

Oh, no. I'm sorry. I will have it before the end of the day. And don't think I didn't miss the little ha-ha-ha-ha. Look, a great white and a shark too, Joe. I don't think I didn't miss those for those of you out there on the Twitters, okay? Anyway, Chuckinflora.com

You are joining us to remind us of some of the great people that we have come to know from the great state of Florida. Well, you know, this seems to be focusing on Florida Animal Week here in all of the news that has hit the press. My favorite so far is the 10-year-old girl who prized open a gator's mouth to get her leg free. Does she? Well, apparently, she learned this at Gatorland.

She learned that if you poke them in the nose and the eye, they will open their jaws and let you free. And the little girl said that that's what she did. My favorite, Theatn Park in America, Gatorland. I love it. So moving on. Wait, no, just wait one second. because I want to get back to my girl

in the Gator. Tell me again, now she claims that she was an gator had her in the jaws. Correct. She says she was about 10 feet away from the shore of Lake Mary Jane near Orlando when an 8 foot alligator. Lake Mary Jane.

Yeah, well. Okay, go ahead. I did verify the story. I've got to do. You did? Yes, I did. This has been in several releases now. Oh, so it's been on a couple of A couple of websites picked up the story and just shared it. No, no, actual news.

In fact, it was played on 970 last week. So we had some news people to verify it as well. The mothership 970 WFL, a very little credibility. Go ahead. So she says despite the pain, the girl managed to open the Gator's mouth and move her leg before family members rush to help. And she learned this from Gatorland by knowing what? By knowing that if you poke them in the nose and the eyes with anything,

even your finger, you can get the gator to kind of flinch and open his mouth. That's all it took. That's fantastic and good for her. Because when I first heard this story, I thought for sure it was Linda Hopkins bound. Yeah, right. Seriously, I thought it was fake news. I heard it on the news. Thank you.

And I said it was ridiculous, man. It's ridiculous, man. I thought that was fake, and it headed down fake newsland. But you, verifying and talking about you, I'm not going to throw Gatorland under the bus. That's my favorite. That's my favorite theme park in America. Yeah, no, absolutely. And here's the one part of the story that does bug me quite a bit.

It says people, even small animals, are not typical prey. Says that the alligator probably confused the small child for a dog or a raccoon. No. Come on. First of all, are we really trying to get in the gator's head here? This is all conjecture. Well, Gators usually. The gator was thinking food.

That's what they think. And most of the time, gators will, will, it's just like sharks. They bite into humans. and they go, oh, human, and they swim away. Yeah. It's harder for a gator because their mouth's walking. It's a little bit harder than other times. So, you know, sometimes you end up with a leg gone or half your body.

But other times you may just get a little nip and they move on. They prefer small dogs. Absolutely. And gators, you're in their neighborhood. The little girls wandering around and he's like, let me take a little nip out of that to see if it's worth eating. Nope. And, n'n't.

And look, I love Gatorland as well. Seriously, I mean this. with every ounce of being, I love Gatorland. Huge endorsement right there. One of my favorite, this is an unpaid endorsement for Gatorland, and I've given them plenty over the years.

I freaking love Gatorland. You take, when you go there, first let me tell you, the first time you go there, just buy your hot dogs from them. Because they feed hot dogs to the Gators. That's what you feed. Right. All right, so, and they sell hot dogs at Gatorland for,

I don't know, about a million dollars a hot dog. So the next time you go, you learn to stop at Walmart before you get there. And by the extra large pack. The super, you never have enough hot dogs at Gatorland. Yeah, you bring the 45 pack of hot dogs and pass them around. A backpack full of the cheap hot dogs. And you go up on top of their giant stand that they have with about, I don't know, six or seven floors.

And you go up to the top and you watch these gators in the river there. And they all come around and they snorts. And they fight for hot dogs. It's outstanding. And then they have the gaiters. they have the jump-a-roo. Oh, yes. Gator jump-roo.

Does gators go down to the bottom. And what they do is they go down to the bottom of the water, and then they start leaning up, and they bend their tail, and then they use their tail that shoots them straight up out of the water. And, I mean, that's how they move from land, from land out of waters. That tail bends down, and it shoots them up, and they jump out and grab the chicken out of the guy's hand, and they slide chickens across the ropes,

and the gaiters are jumping up, grabbing the chickens off the rope. It's fantastic. I love Gator-Land-Land. I love Gatorland. Nothing like getting excited about a great story. I love it. Absolutely. It's one of my favorite places on Earth.

Fabulous, fabulous. And I heard they were having some issues. You know, some people stole something out front or there was a crash. So I mean, I'm hoping there was a fire. That's right. There was some kind of fire. So I'm hoping everything's okay. Maybe that was a number of years ago.

It was. If I remember correctly, you're right. It was a few years ago. I hope they're, I hope they're back in. And they should be proud. This girl should have a pass, a season pass to Gatorland. She gave them all kinds of love.

She learned how to save her life from Gatorland because they have the Gator Wrestling and they bring people in. They have the guys sit there. You're able to. They wrestle with them. They get on top of them. I mean, I love Gatorland. Not the safest sport in the world, by the way. Oh, right next to the naked shark wrestling.

You know, that's another good one. Well, those gators are wusses. They're fat and happy. Trust me. Yeah, it was moving around. Let me get back in the river for hot dogs. Get off me. They're fine.

You don't see many people laying on gators naked, though, that take pictures like that. If I happen to catch one out there naked fishing, maybe I will. All right. So what else you got? I've got an escaped zebra in Hillsborough County. He was out there for quite a while, right? What he did was apparently he got into, out of his stables. And there's a guy in the neighborhood that is licensed for exotic animals.

He takes care of all the wildlife. And the neighbor looked in his backyard and sees a zebra. And he said, you know, I thought it maybe was just a horse or I was hallucinating. But sure enough, there's this zebra rolling around the guy's backyard. And they helped corral it. Unfortunately, it got free and ran into a pickup truck. The zebra didn't suffer much damage, but the side mirror and the window of the pickup truck. Zerbers are tough, man.

They're big time tough. You don't want to mess with them at all. I know. I know. Zebras are tough. There's serious muscles on those beasts. You said you saw an interview with the guy on the news that saw the zebra in his backyard. We also ran into someone who saw the zebra. I heard it on the news.

And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Chuck in Florida.com. Is it fake news? No, that was actually real. Good, good. No, I thought this was too, again, CNN verified. So I'm trying to check sources.

man, I had to drop one earlier today. Chuck. Chuck. Some people, some people don't appreciate the work you put into this bit. Right? I do. I do. I appreciate that you appreciate it.

No, I do. And if you could play another audio bite for me right now, that'd be great. Yeah, I'll get right on that for you. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-903-33 is the phone number. We have I, we, I, me, you.

We've got so much information left to give you, and I've got one hour left to do it in. So I'm going to make a choice of what some of the best things are to share with you. We've still taken requests for the top news interview clips. We've got three or four now that are top. We've got one that I don't think we'll get topped today. It's quite possible if you have a... So you have a request. We'll take your request at 8-0-0-303-93.

I'll request top news TV clips of the day. And we'll try to get it on for you. And we can, I've got great new work habits that are going to start taking place. It'll make your work day better. I've got what's going to happen. There's a great story on, I've got a whole, I'll probably do a show. I probably should just do a show on robots and where we're at. because the story is the guy talks about those of you that are worried about the robots coming.

They're already here. I mean, we've got to talk a little bit about that. And we've got to talk about the guy that we talked to on the Glenn Beck radio program this week about the future and robotics and education for our children. We've got to talk about that. We've got to talk about the shape of this country that we're in, where kids are getting in trouble for liking a picture on Instagram. no comments, no nothing, it was a gun.

He liked a picture on Instagram and got a 10-day suspension. If that's fake news, I'm going to be ticked because it might be. It might be. And we also have Donald Trump speaking at Liberty University. He just started. Can we bring up a little bit of Donald? A little bit of Donald? I hope what, I mean, maybe we have Chuck in Florida.com audio for President Trump at Lynchburg

because that would probably be the... We're going to hear and hear. hear so much of this President Trump's commencement speech of Liberty University. The rest of today, tomorrow, and Monday, I promise you. Cross my heart. I'll stick a needle with my heart. I will not play one word of that speech.

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that smoke brought out So if you have, and again, we had a request for Hank Johnson, and that request was denied. And it was denied because that's, you know, that's a news clip. That's a sound bite from an actual happening thing in the news. These reports that I'm talking about are comments about an actual news story. Live men on the street, they all do it. Every local news station does it. It's okay.

I mean, that's how they make their living. That's how Joe becomes a reporter, and then someday he'll be at the anchor spot. I went out and I interviewed people all over the city, and now it's my turn to sit at the desk on the weekends and tell people, let's go to Bill Johns who's out in Las Vegas talking to people about what would they do with the $8 billion lottery winnings

if they win. Can I ask you if you want all the money, what would you do with it? Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Oh, okay, that's not good. We want to look for a different answer. That's probably not the answer that we're looking for. Oh, yes, it is.

And she damn well knows it. She darn well knows it. However, that's what you get, right? Good for them. And then now we've got Antoine Dobson in Oklahoma City, a person on the street. Because, hey, you've got these crimes going on to your neighborhood. What do you think about it?

Well, obviously, we have a rapist in, Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows. He's snatching your people up trying to rape them so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and had your husband because they're raping anybody out here. See? Those are a person on the street interviews that are tremendous. And then we have one of my all-time favorites from Providence, Rhode Island, Linda Hopkins, who was a person on the street. And the newscast went out, and they were talking about the potato band. I'll never forget the potato band. Never. has seared the potato bandit in my head. And excuse me, ma'am, have you heard about the potato bandit here in the neighborhood?

I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Yeah, this is Billy Bob reporting live from downtown fire. It looks like there's a building fire at 4th and 3rd. We have a person now looking that has just come out of the building that's standing on this side of the street. Excuse me, ma'am. Are you familiar with the building that's burning?

Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop. And then I thought somebody was barbecue. I said, oh, Lord, Jesus, it's a fart. Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis.

Ain't nobody got time for that. Number one. Right now, Kimberly, sweetme, Brown Wilkins is at the top of the list. Linda Hopkins, I love you. I do. Although I might break them into categories because Kimberly tells the story. Linda is just reacting to knowing about the story because she...

I heard it on the news. Yeah, that's right. She heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. I have news for you. Those two, Linda Hopkins and Kimberly Sweet Brown Wilkins? will never get old.

I don't care. If right now you're driving, you're listening, you're sitting there drinking your coffee at home, you're chuckling to yourself going, Jeff has played those enough. No. Those clips can never be played enough. Jody in Utah,

you have a request for the All-Request weekend on the Jeff Fisher Radio program? Yes. I think it's out of Atlanta, Georgia. And Peaches is relating the story of Boo Got Shot to the camera crew, it is hysterical.

Really? Yes. I don't know that I remember Peaches in Atlanta. All right, we'll find it out. Thanks for college, Jody. I appreciate it. We'll try to get it on for you.

Do we have Peaches? No? Okay. Because I, man, I do not remember peaches. I hope peaches is good, but we'll try to get it on for you. All right, so as I was getting into the hour,

I'm trying to think, what? Am I going to be talking to you guys about? And there's really, I would love to be able to talk to you a little bit about some of the robot stories that I have. I've got some tremendous robot stories. And a couple of them I have in front of me. And a couple of them I have on the Internet that won't work. Now, while I've read the stories, I don't have the exact specifics. So I don't want to share them with you.

But just know that the story is, look, the robots are already here. All right. Yes, they can learn from each other. Yes, they're building, but there is no crisis. And those of you that are concerned about the robots being here and taking over our jobs, they're already here. Okay? And it goes down a list of what the robots are handling already.

And we had a man on the Glenbeck radio program. Yovall Noah Harare wrote a book called Homodews, a brief history of tomorrow. And in that book, he talks about the future. He spends a lot of time talking about the past and how we got here, but he also talks about the future. And while we talk to him, he was fascinating. I've been meeting, I've been told by, you know, the guy that runs this joint, whatever his name is, you know, Glenn, back, whatever his name is. He's been after me to, you know, all of us to read this book. and so I may have to do that for vacation because I really want to, after we interviewed him,

I really do want to read it. But he talked about we're teaching our children all wrong. The education system is set up to have our children, young adult children, and really young children fail. We need to teach them to be, it isn't all about find a job and work at it forever, or plan on finding a job and then moving on to another job. It's also reinventing yourself to do different things and be ready to change and adapt. And we need to rethink the way that we are educating our children.

And I don't disagree. And if I could get out of the internet. I'd share you some of the things that the robots are already here, but that's okay. Because I want you to know that those of you that are still in the workplace, very cool things are happening in the workplace. And what you say is happening in the workplace. Okay, I'll tell you.

You ready? Nobody's having sex anymore. That's what's happening. Okay. During the week, during your work week, nobody is having sex anymore. Very sad. Research shows that weekends are the prime time for between the sheets action, particularly Sunday.

Hey, that's tomorrow. Tomorrow's Mother's Day. I'm going to look forward to. Sunday is a very popular day for buying condoms and a British study of 2,000 people found that Sunday morning was the most popular time during the week to get frisky. Followed by Saturday coming in.

That's number two. Saturday. Whether you're doing it on the weekends and during the week, however, may have to do it with whether you're in a relationship, single women were most likely to have sex on Monday and Thursday. Now, I don't know what you read into that, but what I read into that is, that's when they're having an affair with the married guy.

I could be wrong. I could be wrong. And maybe, you know, look, it could be men, too, men with women as well. And I'm not just saying men have affairs. But if you're in a relationship and you're only having sex on the weekends, because that's when you have to be together, right? But during the week, you're both at work. you're with the girlfriend or boyfriend.

I'm not sure that was in the data that was compiled, but I'm telling you that's the Jeff Fisher study and that's the truth. And those of you that are at work saying, well, I'm single and I'm not cheating with anyone or I'm married and I'm not cheating with anyone.

I'm just tired and I wouldn't mind getting frisky during the week, but I'm just so tired and I don't know what to do. Aha. Well, fortunately, psychologists believe they've found a great way to combat the stress of your job. Yes, they do.

Psychologists say, self-love shouldn't just be conducted in your bedroom at night. Instead, doing it while at work could provide an escape route from stressful days. So, instead of keeping the self-love strictly, your bedroom on lonely nights, you should think about doing it while you're at work. So be prepared for your workplace to have those self-love rooms. I know I am. While using such a pastime as an escape, perhaps from your boss who is constantly breathing

down your neck would provide similar benefits. As a psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, Mark Sargent, made the controversy suggestion in a piece for Metro earlier this year. He told the website that it would be very effective at work and considered it to be a great way to relieve tension. And get this, his claims were backed up by a life coach. So you've got a psychology lecturer from Trent University who did a piece in a website peace Metro

and his claims about self-love and work were backed up by a life coach from Wales so so I would expect masturbation policy

to result in more focus less aggression higher productivity and more smiling certainly taking a break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus. But he did have concerns for those who take longer to have the ending.

This would cause them to be frustrated. Breaks over! You done yet? I mean, that's going to be tough. Ah, she's always in there. She never comes out of that place. You never get any work done around here. She's always in the self-love room.

They've found that 94% of men admit to self-love as to 85% of women. And that is something even babies do from time to time. No, babies are just exploring there. Babies are just exploring. Well, that's what you're doing. You're just exploring. Uh-huh. But despite its proven benefits, old rumors that it can leave people blind or infertile,

often scares people from self-pleasure. wait it makes you go blind I have these glasses on here we go this is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network is the Jeff Fisher show

yes that's what I wanted to talk about okay so I'm in Kroger and they're doing well by the way I mean you looked at

I've got a ton of stories talking about how choppers are abandoning Whole Foods and Kroger's is growing how Kroger's is now going to give you go up against one of the sponsors

on this network Blue Apron They'll never win that But they're going to You know so you have the meals already prepared And there's several Kroger's in this neck of the woods That I mean they're the biggest chain And they're growing I mean some of the Kroger's are

Some of them are old They're just a grocery store or others have everything. Others are like Kroger Mart. And, you know, so they're nice. And, you know, my daughter can go there and get her little pink drink from Starbucks or her passion tea.

And you do some shopping, it's fine. I love them. You know, they're very happy with Kroger's. And, however, the other day I'm in Kroger, if you are a parent and you have a child that you allow to sit up on the, window ledge in front of where everybody is checking out and put his foot up on the little quarter horse ride, a little horse that you can ride up front and shake it and push his feet

out of it like crazy and sit there and, hey mom over here, mom over here, I'm over here. You know, and also remind them that they can be seen. There is no invisible cloak. They can be seen. So, and this is going to turn into a health tip. tip. Okay, it's going to turn into a friendly health tip from me. This is the reason why, when you go to grocery stores, you want to hose down the shopping carts. Remind the children that when they scratch themselves in their behind, as they're sitting up on this window ledge, as he puts his

hand down the back of his pants, scratches for about 10 seconds, and then pulls his hand out and nonchalantly slides his hand up to smell his fingers. He thinks no one can see him. I did. Maybe I have my ultrasonic vision on. Maybe I didn't spend enough time in the self-love room, but I'm not blind. If I catch one of my children.

This is just me. This is kind of a health tip for my children. I just bring this home and play it for them. posterity. If I catch one of my children, scraping their butt, smelling it, and then touching shopping carts and other things at the grocery store,

they will have to live life without a hand. Go ahead. Call the Housing Authority. Call the Children's Port Authority. I don't know, whoever the hell you call, call them. But that's going to happen. That's going to happen. What happened to you?

I was picking my butt and then I smelled it and touched some stuff in a shopping card until my dad cut my hand off. Oh, okay, go ahead. Get out of here. Stop complaining. I was everything I had not to say something. I wanted to say something so bad. And the problem is, is that I go with my wife and she keeps me in mind.

It tells me I can't say stuff. Not fun. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-903-33 is the phone number. I cannot believe that the show is in the final 30 minutes already. Amazing.

Amazing to me. I know some of you may be sitting back at your coffee table going, it's not amazing to us. Thank God. We didn't think it would ever end. But for me, it was fast. I appreciate it very much that you came along for the ride today. Thank you so much.

Don't forget to follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, at JeffEMRA. So I have one story here that talks about a new study that revealing bald men are stronger, smarter, sexier. Now, for years I shaved my head. Now, does that mean since I can't shave my head anymore? When I say can't, I mean I've been ordered by someone who believes that they're in charge of me. called what is she called again oh yeah my wife and mother

happy Mother's Day by the way I already got her a Mother's Day so don't even start with me even look at me like that okay okay so I have to go out and take the kids out and get something quick today from them but I already took care of it

and so that I made her buy it herself because she really wanted it so happy freaking Mother's Day Okay. Anyway, I love you, baby. I think she bought that. I, uh, and so she, you know, when she met me, I was practically bald.

I was shaving my head. Now she claims she doesn't like me bald like that. So I would shave my head in a heartbeat. I love, I loved it so much easier to care for. And, and now it proves that it made me so much smarter. just the opposite of some of the stories you might hear where they take away people's hair and they're dumber. They remind those Indian stories.

What do they know? But I will say that I may have to shave my head and just do it again. We have to revisit that argument. Because, you know, for a while I was on, I'm feeling kind of good. I'm on this hardcore, simple-to-lose.com weight loss plan. lifestyle change. I've been doing it for seven days, eight days now.

And I'm down about 15 pounds. I know it's a bucket of water out of the ocean. I got it, but I love it. Simpletaluse.com is not necessarily a sponsor of this network. However, they're kind of a, they've been a sponsor of me.

Since I first used the program, I lost about 120 pounds, and then, gained about 8,000 back. That's only what it felt like. And so I'm using the Dr. Anderson, you know, Take Shape for Life, Simple to Lose.com.

I think they're called something else. What the hell of him? He's going to get mad at me. He'll call me. We're not taking shape for life anymore. We did. Okay. No problem, Doc. Settle down. Go back to the beach in Florida, okay?

But I love it. And it's feeling good. Looking good, too, Lewis. Another quote from an old movie that hopefully somebody will remember. Feeling good, Lewis. I just watch that stupid movie. Trading places for those of you that don't.

Those of you that don't. Anyway. So I'm, my producer just mentioned coming to America in my ear, one of the best movies of all time. I mean, if you don't think coming to America is one of the best movies of all time, you're wrong. It's simple, you're wrong.

You're wrong. It's Eddie Murphy. They were all at their best, at their best. And the reason that my, my, speaking of my wife, Happy Mother's Day. My wife hates that movie. She doesn't hate the movie. What she hates is

is that for years, my oldest son and me would do nothing but quote that movie. That's what she hates. When she sees the movie, she's reminded of us. Just quoting the movie. And that's, I mean,

that's all we, my son works. I mean, just for everything, it doesn't matter. There's not a scene in your own personal life That there isn't a scene from coming to America that will fit Your rents do Yeah, you conscious

As he rolls down I mean good stuff You boys from Africa, you're used to that Got a little bit of an insect problem You boys from Africa used to that Come on, I mean there's nothing in that movie That doesn't fit someone's life That's fantastic right

Come on Louis Anderson It's good stuff And next, the assistant manage fries. That's good stuff. The rich guy's soul glow. The rich people, oh, come on. It's just so, Eddie Murphy, every character in that movie plays the part perfectly. And it's great.

I mean, I always thought you had sex with your bathers. I know I do. I mean, it's perfect. Come on. And they end it with the, with the, The barbershop With the scenes from the bicycle There's just no better movie

That's why Eddie Murphy is actually retired He did those stupid animal movies And sure he made a little money with that And he did those stupid Beverly Hills cop movies I made a little money with that Those all just to make some money for the kids The Coming to America movie was the quintessential movie on life

And I might actually make this case It would be a good case to make the quintessential movie on life and just play and just go through coming to America because you got bowl a suit

from a waiter and I said a waiter something wrong with the suit waiter says what's wrong with the soup I said try to suit where it says what's wrong with the soup I said try the soup

waiter says what's wrong with the soup I said try to soup where's the spoon aha aha what do you know from funny you bastards see that's what my wife hates

is that that we do nothing but spend the day quoting coming to America and there's not, I mean, we're going to clean up these flowers then. There's just nothing and there's not a scene. I repeat the entire movie. Repeat the entire movie.

And I can almost do that with Trading Space is another great movie. But that's not as good as as coming to America. Anyway, that's what my wife hates. My oldest, my youngest son is dying to actually watch it. And we will. But it's got to

to be at a time of my choosing to kind of bypass the anger of another human in the house because once he sees it, he's going to be, who's going to clean up these flowers in? And he's going to be the same what they did to that dog. He'll be quoting the movie in. Your boys from Africa, a little insect problem. Your boys from Africa are you used to that. And so, you know,

Life. Life is. Life is. Coming to America. Mark like a dog. Ah, you're getting along. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. It's the Jeff Fisher Show. All right, welcome to it.

We've taken your request. We've got top news clips. So far, I may turn this into a, we've got to create some sort of award show for this and make it happen. But first, one of the things that has happened this week that is, well, it's kind of disheartening, actually. There's been another Ebola outbreak. I don't know if you know this. In the Congo, which could be coming to the United States, kills at least one in the Congo. who says

I don't know who says what's up first no who I know who the World Health Organization an outbreak of Ebola in the Democratic Republic

of the Congo it began in April and there's been one death so Ebola could be coming across the ocean again so because of that and you know

I'd care about you and your health, and that's why we tell you about recalls, and we tell you about the safety of cleaning shopping carts and grocery stores. I want you to be able to be safe and be Ebola-free once it comes across the ocean again. Away from eyes

that bleed. Don't lick vomit off the street, and I know you don't want to die, so slowly back away from that infected guy. Stay an Ebola free.

Stay an Ebola free Don't eat that raw meat And see we'll all be Ebola free Keep away from those sweaty sheets Keep away from discharge that secrete sand If you want to call me your fear

Put down that glass of diarrhea Stay an Ebola free. Stay an Ebola free. Don't touch others poop and pee and will be Ebola free. Just wash your hands and you will see we can be Ebola free. While you're singing that this afternoon,

you'll know that I helped you. It's a health. It's a health person. It keeps you Ebola-free. All right. So now we have, we've had some requests for the top TV news clips. Something is going on with the internet here at Mercury Studios, but I know my phone all of a sudden just started playing audio now.

Oh, I can't find a website on the internet on my laptop. Why would that be the case? But my phone, hey, let's just start playing audio. I know you're on mute. I know there's no audio sound coming through, but hey, we'll just start playing audio, okay? Thank you. Can't wait for the robots to run this joint.

So we have Linda Hopkins. We have Sweet Brown. Kimberly Sweet Brown. Wilkins. We have the, we have the Antoine Dobson. We have the man from Las Vegas. And we now have a request. We had a request come in for Atlanta Boo.

And we haven't played Atlanta Boo yet. So let's put Atlanta boo into the care. Uh-huh. She was taking real bad news. pictures they got shot they got shot I said hoo ho she said boo got shot boo got shot I said oh my god oh my god we just saw it my sous hey called somebody oh pym she called my cousin punkin distilled up she called her and punkin told her that she was on the phone with poli and Chi Chi she had left out and she went to guy in her cause she bad out and when she left out then when I heard the gunshot again when I heard the gunshot and I seen

some boy had running the building over back that way he ran that bill and I seen that call just flew off And then I say a long gun, a big old gun in the cart. Atlanta boo, we got to put Atlanta boo. That's why we need categories. Because Atlanta boo goes into the same category as Sweet Brown. They tell the story of what's happening. It's not the, hey, how do you feel about this going on? It's the, hey, what happened?

And you get the entire story. So Atlanta boo is not bad. It loses some in the end. It's almost like, okay, no. You've already said pimp and you've already made us laugh. Stop telling us the news report. The news guy should have cut her off. Thank you for coming.

Bye. So we have, let's go to the man from Las Vegas is next. Because Atlanta boo, we'll probably move her up to, you know, she's probably ahead of this guy, maybe.

Can I ask, what do you do with it? Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Oh, okay, that's not good. We were hoping for a different answer. That's the problem. Were you hoping for a different answer? Ha ha ha ha.

But you didn't get one. And then we had Anton Dopson in Oklahoma City when I asked about, hey, there's all these crimes going on in your neighborhood. Hey, Antoine. Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbing in your windows. He's snatching your people up trying to rape them so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and had your hug because they're raping anybody out here. And then we have Linda Dobson. I mean, is my favorite.

I heard it on the news. That's all right. Let Linda go. Linda can go anytime she wants. I love her. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it.

See, that's it. Linda, what? I mean, it's about the potato bandit. It's in Providence. It's great. And then we have Kimberly Sweet Brown. Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop. And then I thought somebody was barbecueing.

I said, oh, Lord, Jesus. a fart. Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that? Absolutely the winner. Sweet brown, Kimberly. We love you. We love you. Fantastic. And trust me when I can say, honestly, that we are with you. Ain't nobody got time for that. Okay? Especially if you got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that? Thank you. Welcome. to the broadcast, Lawrence Jones

standing by. He's actually, he's champing at the bit trying to get in here to do his show today. I don't know. I must have something to talk about unlike the other shows he does.

So listen in and continue because it's probably something he wants to talk about with you today on the Blaze Radio Network noon to three. And then Joe Pags, or Mike Slater coming up after Lawrence and then Joe Paggs.

So you've got Lawrence coming up he'll yap at you for two or three hours. And then Mike Slater, he'll tell you something to. You know, who knows. and then Joe Pags. And then I'll see you back on Monday on the Glenn Beck program at night a year. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.