Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/13/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 1: We Heard It On The News
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Welcome.
Welcome.
Yes.
This is the Jeff Fisher Radio program, and I am he.
Welcome to the broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network.
Nice to have you along for the ride today.
Listen, we've got stuff.
You know, every Saturday I come in here.
And I think I've got all this stuff.
I've got information for you to get you through the weekend and head you into the week
from top stories to back stories to,
to bottom stories to front stories.
And then, you know, I get to about half of them.
So let's, you know, we'll try to get through them.
I've got, you know, we'll get through some of the top stories.
We'll get through some of the back stories.
I've got some great, I'll call them back stories.
This week, we'll call them back stories.
And I've got some, I've got good news, happy news, sad news.
I've got news that, you know, for two weeks now,
my household has been plague-ridden.
Kids been sick.
My wife has been sick.
The in-laws, I don't let them out of the back room.
Don't tell anybody.
And I think, I've made it.
I wash the sheets.
I hose down the doorknobs.
I hose down the counters.
I made it.
I'm sitting here preparing to give you information today,
and I feel like I think the plague has caught up to me.
I'm very disappointed.
I've got to go down like a bottle of vitamin C.
I got to go maybe, I don't know what I have to do,
but I cannot let this plane catch me.
Can't.
Can't do it.
I cannot let this plane catch me like the massive ransomware infection
that hits about 99 countries yesterday.
Cyber attack, and it's good that the cyber attack happened.
Look, it was only stolen from the NSA.
worry about it.
No big deal.
Now, the cybersecurity firm avast said it had seen 75,000 cases of the ransomware, known as Wanna Cry, and variance, of course, of that, you know, of that name.
99 countries, including a couple of biggies, Russia and China, and coming to a country near you soon.
So when you see those links come through, think twice about clicking on them.
Now, there were about 40 hospital organizations and medical practices hit in the U.K.
Appointments canceled, operations, all that kind of stuff.
Hey, you know, just don't worry about it.
You had to have an operation?
Canceled.
It's okay.
That's all right.
Now, the malware spread quickly yesterday with the medical staff in the U.K.
They were reporting that the computers were going down one by one.
Poop.
Hey, don't click on, poop.
Get on the phone.
Tell floor three not to click.
Poop.
Boop.
Boop.
So when it starts going through, it's like wildfire.
Now, there were screenshots and you can see them, you know, on those internets,
which demanded payment of about 300 bucks in Bitcoin to rescue you.
Good luck with that.
other countries kept reporting that they were getting infected.
I think the United Kingdom is under attack with malware.
Don't click on the poop.
Too late.
Number of Spanish firms, including the telecoms giant telephungia,
Ibridrola, gas natural.
Staff at the firms were told to turn off their computers.
You should probably turn that poop.
Too late.
No, don't click it too.
Boom.
The Portugal Telecom, the delivery company FedEx, FedEx and a sweet FedEx.
Is that a new company in America?
FedEx and a Swedish local authority were also affected.
Now they claim that Russia had been infected a little bit, but of course they,
the interior ministry said a thousand of our computers have been infected,
but the virus was swiftly dealt with and no sensitive data was compromised.
Hey, don't turn that.
Poop!
Too late.
China, of course, was affected, but they, China's not commenting on that.
We had some social media come out of China saying that the university computer lab had been compromised.
Those people have now been dragged off into camps.
So China's not going to, you're not going to hear anything from China.
And they came to the computers, you know, via a worm, just like always.
It spreads itself in the computers.
And it clicks, you know, it's got the attachment code.
and it says, you know, like, it will have an attachment out that you're going to want to click on.
Like, protest about Donald Trump.
Hey, don't click on the protest.
Click.
Boop boop.
Too late.
It's over.
Now, they were made freely available after the NSA tools were stolen by a group of hackers known as.
The Shadowbrokers, who then attempted to sell the encrypted information,
you know what, hey, we're just going to let it go out for free.
Go ahead and start bringing this down.
Now, Microsoft said on Friday yesterday that it would roll out the update to users of older operating systems.
Uh-huh.
Or how about Microsoft saying, hey, you know, sorry, you should have upgraded.
Sorry.
Bill needs to donate some more money to kids in Africa.
Should have upgraded.
Boop. Too late. Don't click on that.
Now, the guy that saved the day was accidentally, actually.
A UK cybersecurity researcher.
He, well, you may know him.
I mean, if you don't, you're just, I don't know what kind of person you are,
because who doesn't follow at Melware Tech blog on Twitter.
He said he accidentally managed to temporarily halt the spread of the virus.
And by the way, I don't know that that's it.
I don't know that at Melware Tech blog is a he, so I apologize.
The person behind at Melware Tech blog.
Oh, it said in the story, he, so it must be a he.
Sorry.
However, the story may be wrong.
You don't know what at Melware Tech blog is identifying as today.
Quoted as saying that he noticed that the virus was searching for a web address that had not been registered.
So he bought the domain name, registered it, triggered a trigger to
kill switch stop the worm spread. Nice.
But he also said, it's probably a temporary fix.
You probably, you know, you probably want to get your computer taken care of.
Because as long as the domain isn't removed, the strain's going to no longer cause harm.
But you might want to patch the systems up a little bit.
It could be a little bit of an issue.
So take care of that.
So just be warned.
Do not click on the attachments.
and it's hard.
It is hard not to click on them
because you see some of those attachments.
It gets easier once you get it in your head,
don't click on them,
no matter what it is.
And we are pretty good, you know,
we're under attack here at this neck of the woods
quite a bit.
And, you know,
I think they've created like 23,000 firewalls
because every time I try to do something,
I'm not allowed to
until they clear me through
23,000 firewalls.
So,
just, it gets easier.
But just get it in your head.
Don't click on the attachments.
You get the email,
like I said, it's hard.
The email pops up,
boop.
I can't believe what this person is doing.
She's so hot.
Click.
Boop.
No, don't,
don't anybody click on the,
boop.
And you're done.
The company's gone.
It's a,
just shut,
him off.
Boop.
Gone.
I mean, it's, it's amazing.
It's simply amazing.
We also had, uh, big news from, uh, Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
Uh, he released a memorandum.
And people are all wound up.
All wound up at my boy.
Because, uh, he's overturning the former attorney general, Eric Holder.
And who, who, raise your hand if you miss Eric.
I know, me too.
I didn't have my hand up.
He released a statement on the drug-related criminal activity.
Sessions urged prosecutors nationwide to charge and pursue the most serious, readily provable offense.
What?
Follow the law?
The goal of the Holder Doctrine was to cease harsh penalties for low-level drug criminals.
If the defendant fulfilled four requirements, no use of violence, not to even.
organizer, no ties with gangs and no significant criminal history.
No, defendants should not plead mandatory minimum sentences.
Now, these measurements were necessary because too many low-level criminals were filling
up jail cells with unnecessary lifelong sentences.
Sadly, I think I kind of agree with some of that.
Unfortunately, according to Sessions, his two-page memo had a busy afternoon.
Prosecues are ordered to forget these measurements.
Instead, he urges more than five,
assistant prosecutors uphold the harshest penalties for vice.
His goal, the memorandum states that it is our responsibility to fulfill our role
in a way that accords with the law advances public safety, promotes respect for our legal system.
Oh, there's nothing that gives you respect to the legal system like being put away for life.
man, when you have pot in the trunk and you get put away for life, you respect the law.
There's no.
And the legal system?
Oh, there's not a person in America that doesn't respect our legal system.
And doing so, sessions uphold the strict anti-drug policy laid out by the president.
Of course.
You know, of course that.
And look, does anybody want drug criminals roaming the streets?
I'll let you answer that.
But you get it.
Follow the law, right?
many things that happened during the Obama administration that we didn't change the law,
we just said, you know what the other way?
I'll worry about it.
Stop it.
We don't need a law.
They don't need to make a new law.
What?
Oh, silly goose.
Silly, silly goose.
Just now, our man.
Rand Paul, he's a little wound up about it.
And you know, Rand, he gets a little wound up.
This is where he, this is where actually Rand shines, because this is where he gets all wound up.
He put out a statement saying, mandatory minimum sentences have unfairly and disproportionately incarcerated too many minorities for too long.
Attorney General Sessions, new policy will accentuate that injustice.
Instead, we should treat our nation's drug epidemic as a health crisis and less as a lock him up and throw away the key problem.
I don't know that I necessarily.
I kind of agree with that too.
I'm kind of in the middle of ground of that.
Yeah, you know, I mean, we should follow the law 100%.
No question.
But there are plenty of laws that still need to be changed.
And perhaps maybe we work, you know, hand in hand with the drug epidemic as a health crisis.
And yet still follow the law.
What do you think?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Now, of course, all this going on, former Attorney General Eric Holder couldn't just let that stand.
Because like I said, raise your head if you miss Eric.
That's what I thought.
But he's out there.
Trust me, he's out there.
The policy announced today is not tough on crime.
It is dumb on crime.
It's an ideologically motivated cookie cutter approach that has only been proven to generate unfairly long.
sentences that are often applied indiscriminately and do little to achieve long-term public safety.
Wait a minute.
Ideologically motivated.
Ideologically motivated.
Huh.
Let's see what holders memorandum.
His goal was to cease harsh penalties to low-level terms.
The defendant fulfilled four requirements.
The measure was necessary because we're filling up our jails.
That almost sounds like it was ideologically motivated.
Huh. You mean to tell me that that's what happens?
Now you're talking crazy.
Now you are talking crazy.
And then, of course, we had Donald Trump, President Donald J. Trump.
A couple big interviews.
You know, he's always tweeting his stuff.
It's just Trump.
You know what?
Yeah, but Trump.
I mean, that's where we're at.
Yeah, but Trump.
I mean, he had his interview with, you know, the great.
Lester Holt. I mean, NBC Nightly News.
Please, you know what I'm talking about with Lester.
And, you know, the number one nightly news.
Lester, you know, I'm a fan.
I've always liked Lester.
We've made quite a joke of that on the Glenn Beck radio program
and the Pat and Stu program.
However, I do like Lester Holt.
And I thought his interview was pretty good.
But he also, you know, started a little firestorm about Comey
and their talk on that.
And then so Trump tweets
James Comey better hope
There are no tapes of our conversations
Before he starts leaking to the press
First, Don
When you're in the bathroom
And you're tweeting in the morning
You're sitting there and you're thinking to yourself
Oh man, I got a busy day ahead of me
And you're sitting on the John
And you think, oh man, Comey better hope
There's no tapes of our conversations
Before he starts to leave you to the press
There's no need for you to tweet it, dude
but he does.
And so we get
the White House press conference.
The daily White House
Press conference.
And
Spicy is at the helm.
I know they brought in Huckabee
with her
cock-eyed junior eye
moving every which way out there on the platform.
Oh, we're not supposed to...
Oh, sorry.
It's a physical disformity. I'm not supposed to say anything.
So Reuters,
White House Court,
Respondent Jeff Mason started out by asking the president asking Spicy,
hey, first about the president recording the Comey conversation.
And Spicey was answered it and then Mason was not happy.
So he followed up.
And then he followed up.
And then he followed up until Spicey had enough.
Did President Trump record his conversations with former FDI here, Director Comey?
I assume you're referring to the tweet.
And I've talked to the president.
The president has nothing further to add on that.
Why did he say that?
Why did he tweet that?
What should we interpret from that?
As I mentioned, the president has nothing further to add on that.
Are there recording devices in the Oval Office or in the residence?
As I said for the third time, there is nothing further to add on that.
Does he think it's appropriate to threaten someone like Mr. Comey not to speak?
I don't think that's not a threat.
He's simply stated a fact.
The tweet speaks for itself.
I'm moving on.
John.
We're moving on.
John, you're next.
Good stuff.
And, of course, the headline is White House refuses to deny.
I mean, all right, we asked and answered.
Let's move on.
But you've got to love Reuters and Mr. Mason, the reporter.
Now, we had to also, Trump was interviewed by Judge Janine.
Lester Holt, first of all, got huge coverage.
I mean, Judge Janine.
But in that interview and one of his tweets, he tweets maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel the future, all future press briefings and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy.
Where did I hear that before?
Where did I hear that before?
Oh, I know.
A prediction from a Moire, Jeff Fisher.
I'm surprised that they're still going on.
My prediction was several months ago.
I figured the president would just pull the plug.
Trump, pull the plug.
Nobody likes spicy.
Spicey gets hurt.
Maybe he's got to go off to, what is he?
He's done active military duty, right?
He's a National Guard guy.
He goes off and Huckabee, I wouldn't even have brought in Huckabee.
I would just pull the plug.
Spicey's off.
Pull the plug.
We don't need it.
I don't like it.
Fake media.
Fake media.
Fake news.
News, bias press, pull the plug.
I'll tell you what you need to know.
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That it is.
You know, we got so much to get to.
I didn't even get to the Mike Pence with the adorable kid where he holds out his arm
and he kind of touches the kid in the face.
And they call it an adorable kid.
And this, oh, an annoying little kid.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
you want me in a apology?
Excuse me?
And I just wanted Pence to turn around and tell him,
shut up!
But then I looked at the kid and I think he's actually got,
we might have a problem, you know,
more than just being a little kid.
And so, you know, it's tough for me to make fun of it that way.
And we've got Donald Trump speaking at Liberty University.
Oh, my gosh, that's going to be.
Riveting.
Rivening.
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It means a lot to me.
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As we were going into the bottom of the hour commercial break,
I mentioned Donald Trump at Liberty University today,
and boy, that'll be, I'm excited to,
can't wait for that.
Build a wall, your kids are great.
God bless.
It'll be great.
We'll make it America great again.
Bringing jobs back.
It's going to be the same rehash campaign speech.
It'll be great.
It'll be great.
We'll get a lot of information.
out of it. Those kids will be happy and
they can shuffle off to their life and
do their thing. But I'm
surprised, I mean, Liberty's not going to cancel the
president, right? I mean, Liberty University,
they actually helped get him
elected. Right? I mean,
the kids all went for Ted Cruz
and the head of Liberty,
what's his face?
Hey, you know his name. He
was behind Donald Trump.
So, this is a university.
The kids are free to do what they want,
but Donald Trump should be president. Not Ted Cruz.
We don't want the religious guy.
We don't want the guy that actually believes in God.
We just want the guy that says it that has the Bible collection.
Just want him.
But that's, I digress.
I digress.
Now, we had John Corny, Senator John Cornyn from Texas get canceled at, I think what was Southern Texas University?
A predominantly black college.
He was supposed to speak there.
They canceled.
I mean, they pulled a plug early, which was, you know,
Look, you can have whoever you want speaking, right?
But then Betsy DeVos
shows up at Bethune Cookman
and she gets, they introduce her,
she gets booed, they turn their back on her,
and the head of Bethune stands up
and takes the mic, tremendous.
If this behavior continues,
think about it.
your degrees will be mailed to you.
Now, do we know that if they actually did?
Choose.
Choose which way you want to go.
Are you awake?
No, I don't care about the whole thing.
Now, I just said, it's agon.
It's a good thing.
I appreciate it.
But now I got me thinking that I wondered if they actually did mail them,
or if he whist out and gave them their degrees.
Do we know that?
No, of course not.
We don't know that.
Why would we know that?
That's only a news story.
That's a real story.
Now, there are stories out there in America that I believe are fake news.
We've talked about it before on the broadcast.
There's plenty of stories that just aren't real.
There's just something about it.
It's too good, too good to be real.
And those are the stories.
Do you remember, I want to bring back, I had a request on my G-chat the other day
from a former employee.
And she's, you know,
Brittany is great, I love her.
And she, G-chatted me with all this Comey stuff and everything.
And she requested that I bring back a favorite of mine.
And I, I mean, first, how can I say no to request?
This is all request weekend coming at you.
39 minutes past the hour, 21 before the top.
And we had a request for Linda Hopkins.
Heard it on the news.
I heard it on the news.
and I said it was ridiculous man
that's it
and I mean how could you not play that for the fans
right I mean you try to get it on for you
in fact we may go back to back Linda Hopkins
I heard it on the news
and I said it was ridiculous man
we're trying to get more
oh sorry Linda didn't mean to step on you
missed the post anyway
this story
fascinating story I love it
isn't not real
in no way it's real
fake news
52-year-old man in the Texas city of Katie.
That's just outside of Houston.
And it's pretty high-end neck of the woods out of Houston.
The story goes on to say that he attempted to hire a prostitute
through an online service that ended in a terrible mix-up that will cost him his marriage.
Someone tried to hire a hooker, and it's going to cost him his marriage?
I wonder what happened.
you know it almost resembles the elements of the classic
1979 pina colada song
doesn't it though
who we cannot identify for privacy reasons
oh that's good
then using the booking website for some months
to hire prostitutes and meet them for
sex at motels in neighboring areas
is that what you hired prostitutes for
I thought you hired prostitutes to leave
oh wait that's never fine
On the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends,
when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.
Upon checking into the motel on Saturday afternoon, the man used his phone to access the internet and book prostitutes.
According to the statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new 28-year-old woman who caught his attention.
I bet.
As with many of the photos on the site, the photo only showed the woman from her.
her neck down.
Now, okay.
See what I mean, though?
Story's good, right?
It's gotcha.
It's gotcha.
You still want to find out what happened to the 52-year-old man from Katie.
So he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night.
No, I'm a prostitute.
I'm not free.
She replied back within minutes to confirm she was available.
Amazing.
And could meet up with him at the motel that night.
The pair agreed on a price.
$150, a bargain down from her arrangement.
original request of 200.
I mean, come on.
You're already...
See, it's almost too good. It's too good. It's too perfect.
No way. She says, oh, okay. I'm a new girl on the website. It's $200.
You can only afford $150. Oh, okay. I'll be right over to the motel outside of Houston.
Anyway, guests at the front desk and reported disturbance at around 8 p.m.
after the woman arrived at the property and found that her client was none other than
her husband.
I heard it on the news.
And I said it was ridiculous, man.
That's it.
They had been married for 17 years.
It emerged that the prostitute
who had advertised herself as an attractive 28-year-old
was actually the man's 49-year-old wife.
You know, I can see that actually happening
because, look, you get a prostitute,
you wheel and deal her down to 150.
She gets to the door and you go,
Hey, you're not 28 years old.
I know, but I'm here.
Okay.
Come on in.
I mean, that's possible, right?
The pair have reportedly separated with the wife moving back to her parents' home in Houston.
She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room,
although, after further reflection,
he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services
on a prostitution website.
For the husband, he may now face charges under the state's tough prostitution laws.
Do we have tough prostitution laws in Texas?
Really?
That's got to change.
Which make it illegal to engage in any type of sexual activity in exchange for money
or some other form of compensation,
even if it's with the one's own spouse.
Come on now.
It's too good to be real.
It is fake news.
I heard it on the news.
And I said it was ridiculous, man.
That's it.
And that's Linda Hopkins.
For those of you that don't remember, Linda,
she was interviewed as a woman on the street,
person on the street,
in Providence, Rhode Island.
Providence, I think.
There was a big potato bandit story.
This huge potato bandit story that was going out there.
And, you know, the local news got to cover the local crime.
and they all the news
that watch local news
and they always want the man on the street quote.
Yeah, it was bad.
They always look for the
man on the street.
What did you think?
It was terrible.
I saw them running out of the burning building.
I mean, everybody's got to have the stupid man on the street.
So when they asked Linda
about the potato bandit in her neighborhood,
I heard it on the news.
And I said,
It was ridiculous, man.
That's it.
Come on now.
Best on the street performance in a newscast, she wins.
Hands down.
That's a couple years old now.
I mean, Linda, and she still holds.
She holds the mantle.
She's on it.
Man, you think of on the street person interview from a newscast, you think of Linda Hopkins.
I heard it on the news.
And I said it was ridiculous, man.
That's it.
See what I'm saying?
So the story from Katie, no way that's real.
No way.
Sorry.
It's a great story.
I like it.
It shows that we need to, it shows that, hey, people, gets people wound up about prostitution.
It gets people like, I can't believe that.
It gets husbands and wives doubting their trips on the road.
It gets a state legislature thinking, maybe we should make prostitution laws even more strict.
This is ridiculous.
Wives are cheating on their husbands.
Makes the internet prostitution,
domains, worry about,
why are you wheeling and dealing?
We still get our cut.
I mean, we're the internet pimps of today.
Everybody wants their cut.
Everybody wants their cut.
And it makes everybody think twice.
But the story itself,
come on now.
It's too good.
It's too good.
but it does make you think
I heard it on the news
and I said it was ridiculous man
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Relax.
So before we went away for a little bit,
I was playing Linda Hopkins,
and I told you Linda's story,
and I said that she holds the mantle.
She's on the mantle of the best news on the street soundbite.
And, of course, when asked about the potato bandit in Rhode Island, she commented.
I heard it on the news.
And I said it was ridiculous, man.
That's it.
I'm reminded by my.
my producers that Linda is funny.
She's fantastic.
But Jeff, you must be out of your mind to think that Kimberly Sweet Brown Wilkins
isn't the number one sound bite from a newscast in America in history.
And I thought, sweet brown, where do I know that story?
It was about a fire in Oklahoma City.
and her apartment complex had caught on fire.
And of course, just like I said, that's what the, you know, local news is what they do.
I'm not badmouthed.
I'm just saying that's what they do.
If you're a news guy, local news, that's what you do.
You get your mail, that's how you get your, earn your stripes as a news guy.
You get out there and you pound the pavement on horror stories and ask people, how was it?
Oh, I don't know.
And of course, that's what they do.
And most of them are not good, but they put it in the story anyway because that's what they do.
Well, so I listened to Sweet Brown, I'm sorry, Kimberly, Sweet Brown Wilkins.
And you know what?
I think I was wrong.
I don't want to admit it out loud, but I think I just did.
Kimberly, sweet Brown Wilkins, I believe holds the mantle.
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop.
Then I thought somebody was barbecue.
I said, oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire.
Then I ran out.
I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus.
I ran for my life.
And then the smoke got me.
I got bronchitis.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Then Linda Hopkins.
I heard it on the news.
And I said it was ridiculous, man.
That's it.
I got to tell you, Linda Hopkins may have the award for Best Short Story.
and Kimberly
Sweet Brown Wilkins
may have the best
role, leading role
in a news report
because she tells the entire story.
Linda is just reacting. She's like, you know,
the bit part, reacting to the story.
Kimberly,
sweet Brown Wilkins
is the story.
Ain't nobody got time for that?
I'm telling you. I was right.
I mean, let's,
Kimberly, sweet, brown wilkins.
Do we have time to hear the whole thing again?
We've got like 20 seconds.
No?
No.
You'd think that somebody would have timed that up.
You'd think that somebody would have timed it out better
so we could hear the entire story
instead of just hearing Linda say,
ain't nobody got time for that.
Ain't nobody got time for that?
Got bronchitis.
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