Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/13/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: Best Comments In The News
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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
Welcome to it.
Hour number two.
We're number two.
You know,
doing these three hours every week.
I do.
Well,
somewhere we're going to have to figure out
time to spend more time with you.
Jeff,
what,
the three hours of the Glenn Beck radio program
and the two hours of the Penn
to show Monday through Friday,
aren't enough for you?
No.
No, they are not.
So we're taking the request.
We got it to call you a word.
I already apologize.
I already apologized for anointing Linda Hopkins.
I mean, she could be a past winner of having her statue on the mantle of the best news sound clip interview.
And then I was reminded, hey, Jeff, Linda's great.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But Kimberly's, what's her name, Kimberly Sweet Brown?
Who was fantastic.
Ain't nobody got time for that lady.
Joel in Illinois, we're taking your request.
All request weekend on the Jeff Fisher Show
and the Blaze Radio Network.
Go ahead, Joel.
Morning.
Morning.
Good morning.
Got a request for you?
I love you to death, man.
I love you to death, but you missed one.
Oh, no.
Antoine Dodson.
Antoine Dodson.
What did Antoine do?
He was the man on the street.
I believe it was somewhere in Alabama,
Lincoln Park, Alabama.
And he was the man on the street
explaining what he saw somebody,
hide your wives, hide your kids, hide your husbands.
Right.
They're raping everybody up in here.
They're raping everybody up in here.
Yes.
Hey, we'll try to get it on for you.
Thanks, Joel.
Awesome.
I appreciate it.
Oh, that is a good one.
We may do just, we may have to run that down for like a holiday show.
Best television news clip sound bites.
All right.
So we had Linda.
We've got the Kimberly Sweet Brown.
and do we have Anton
Let's listen to Antoine
Put him up on the
Put him up on the trial
Well
Obviously
We have a rapist
In Lincoln Park
He's climbing in your windows
He's snatching your people up
Trying to rape him
So y'all need to
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
And had your hug
Because they're raping anybody out here
That's really good
I don't think it beats Sweet Brown
I don't think it beats Sweet Brown
I like it
But he definitely
I mean
it's just an honor to be on the list.
It's an honor to be nominated,
and I appreciate it all.
But I think that right now, between these three,
between Antoine and Linda and Sweet Brown,
I think Sweet Brown wins.
Ain't nobody got time for that?
I mean, just that alone.
But her and Tommy, she tells the story.
We could probably play the whole movie.
Let's do the whole role.
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop.
And then I thought somebody was barbecue.
I said, oh, Lord, Jesus, it's a fart.
Then I ran out.
I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus.
I ran for my life.
And then the smoke got me.
I got bronchitis.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
And you hear the news guys behind the background laughing is fantastic.
That's good.
And then, of course, the potato banded up in Providence with Linda Hopkins.
I heard it on the news
And I said it was ridiculous man
That's it
I don't think Linda I don't think Antoine beats Linda either
I mean if I'm voting if I got a vote
Antoine comes in third
I mean he's good
He's good
Obviously we have a rapist
In Lincoln Park
He's climbing in your windows
He's snatching your people up
Trying to rape him so y'all need to hide your kids
Hide your wife and had your husband
because they raping anybody out here.
Think about it.
All right, I could spend all day
just play these three clips alone.
Just let them roll, just let them tie into each other
the whole thing.
So I'll tell you what we'll do.
Throughout the rest of this broadcast,
if you have a television news soundbite,
I guess it could be radio too,
but TV's better because the local newscasts around the country
all do it.
So there's always clips being played every day,
especially on their websites.
They have their extended man on the street interviews.
agonizing, but they all do it.
They all do it.
So if there's a favorite one, we'll take your request.
At 8-800-90-3-33.
Get your request, and we'll try to get it on for you.
Of course, we've got Linda Hopkins, Kimberly Sweet Brown, and Antoine, what's his name?
It's Antoine, Dodson.
Antoine Dodson, those three.
Antoine, while by request we played it, it doesn't quite meet up to Linda Hopkins, and definitely.
Definitely.
my vote does not meet up to Sweet Brown.
Rich in New York here on the broadcast. Hello?
That woman sounds like the Obama phone lady. Remember her?
Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. The Obama phone later was meaner.
She was meaner. Although that should, we need to get that. That should be a request because the Obama phone lady.
No, no, that's not my request. No, no. Here's my request. I want to hear Congressman Hank Johnson expressing his concerns to the Joint Chiefs.
I know that's a great clip.
Now that's a news clip.
And I know I'm kind of splitting hairs, but that's a different.
That's a different kind of, that's a different category.
It's a different thing altogether.
That's what we did.
You know, we've done that before on the, thanks, Rich.
I appreciate it.
Because you're right.
You know, that's a fantastic.
Hank Johnson is an imbecile.
And how he continues to be in office, I will never, never.
Oh, he's a dry sense of humor.
Yeah.
It's called being an idiot, but that's okay.
But that is a different category.
I wasn't talking to the news clips.
I mean, news sound bites from the actual event.
That's different than the man on the street clips.
The right off the bat, you know, hey, your trailer park was just blown down completely flattened by a tornado.
How do you feel that kind of clip?
uh really sucked we were scared and we're just happy to make it out alive and i don't know what
i'm going to do if i don't know when i was going to live so long i'd have taken better care of
myself clips like that that's good stuff but that's not hank johnson doing a congressional hearing
being an imbecile that's a news clip so i appreciate it and hank is a great one and the the
naval officer that responds to him
shows just what an imbecile Hank Johnson is
because he's like,
we aren't really anticipating that.
And you know, as he's walking out, he's going,
holy crap, we are in deep doo-doo.
This guy's in a public office.
I mean, really.
Seriously, Hank.
I'm not quite sure how you got the gig.
You know, I guess you're a fairly good-looking man.
man, but you got the gig and you've stayed in office.
He's been in office for a long time.
I forget exactly the number of years,
but the last time I looked,
it was surprising how long he's been in office.
That goes to prove the gerrymandering works.
What you do is get in office and you stay there forever.
I wonder how the congressman and the senators get in office
and come out richer than they are.
It's a big surprise to me.
I don't understand.
Yeah, me either.
Me either.
So we had big news coming out of New Orleans.
This news has been going on for a couple of weeks now.
And I have been meaning to get to it.
And I've had it on my show sheet and I just keep bypassing it because more important things come up.
You know, like a news clip of soundbites.
But all across America now.
And of course, you know, it's in the south because that's where these statues are.
But they aren't all in the southern states of the United States of America.
the Confederate monuments.
Now, they're being taken down.
New Orleans took down a couple already.
They've had crowds around.
They've had, they do it early in the morning,
so they try to keep the protesters, you know, at a minimum.
That's one thing about protesters, man.
We love to protest and we hate those bastards,
but it happens when?
At 5 a.m.?
No, man.
I don't hate it that much.
I mean, I do, man, that thing needs to go.
But, uh, who, 5 a.m.
You think you guys could take it down?
I don't know, four or five this afternoon.
So I can get pissed and get enough sleep and really get mad about that damn statue.
Because at five, man, I am, who, I am duckered out from, I can't possibly make it by 5 a.m.
So that's the one thing about, about protesters.
That's why I wonder why the protests happened in the late afternoon and evening.
Huh.
It's a surprise.
That's a surprise to me, too.
I mean, that was the thing about,
they were pissed about the protest.
They were protesting the bank guy, right, in San Francisco.
They wanted to protest the head of the bank in San Francisco.
Oh, sorry, I have to find that story.
But they could never catch him because he was there too early and left too late.
Amazing!
The guy that runs this big corporation,
he's there too early and he's too late.
But he makes too much money.
I can't believe he makes too much money.
While you're home sleeping.
So shut up.
I can't take it.
So anyway, back to statues being torn down.
History.
History being removed.
It's unbelievable.
Now, the statue erected in the one statue that they just took down in New Orleans,
erected in 1911 of the Confederate President Jefferson Davis.
1911.
And here's a thought.
It's just a little thought from Jeff Fisher.
even when the statue isn't there, it still happened.
I know.
I know.
Jefferson Davis was still the Confederate president.
I know the statue's not there.
It's a constant reminder.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
It is a constant reminder, isn't it?
Yes.
Now, there is a.
list. If you go to Wikipedia, and I know, look, you know, Wikipedia isn't always right either,
Jeff. No, I know that. Thank you. But you know what? You know what is? They've got a list in Wikipedia,
which is the list of monuments and memorials of the Confederate States of America. I bet you I have
20 pages. 20 pages. And it goes back and forth, up and
down of all the states across America
and it starts, oh my gosh,
let's start in Alabama.
And then let's go to Arizona, Arkansas.
Oh, look at the, I mean,
the southern, however, my favorite.
What, there's a Confederate
statue in Delaware?
Florida's got a bunch, Georgia's got a bunch,
of course, Kentucky, Louisiana,
oh, Maryland's got some.
Oh, Mississippi, Missouri's got a few.
Montana's got one.
Come on.
North Carolina's got quite a few.
Ohio has one.
That would be gone soon.
Pennsylvania.
Oh, nothing happened in Pennsylvania.
Oh, wait.
Gettysburg.
Tennessee.
Texas got some.
Good luck taking that down.
All right.
Although in today's world, probably.
Virginia.
West.
Yeah, but my favorite one.
My favorite statue.
In 1865, at the end of the American Civil War, a substantial number of Southerners left the South.
Wait, they got upset, and they protested with a war that they lost.
So instead of staying and joining and saying, okay, we're going to be by the United States now,
they moved to another country.
They went to Brazil.
Okay?
They were known as Confederados, and there's a huge Confederate monument placed in Americana, Sal Paolo, Brazil.
I'd just go try to take that one down.
Just let me know how that works out for you.
So the other day, Condoleezza Rice, and she's making the rounds, you know, hawking her book, Democracy.
Great name, Condi.
However, I love Condoleezer Rice.
and I heard her talking the other day about President Trump
and I thought to myself, you know,
why isn't she president?
That was just a passing thought.
It's the morning.
I didn't have a cup of coffee yet.
So she's on Fox and Friends.
And there, you know, she's on Fox and Friends,
hawking her book.
Yeah, that's what you do when you get a new book.
That's just the way it goes.
And she is talking to a kill of me.
They're all three there, the happy trio on Fox and Friends Morning Show, and they're Hawking Her Democracy Book.
And Kilamede starts off by asking her about slavery and constitution.
It goes out.
It'll start off.
As an African-American woman, do you see yourself in this Constitution?
Do you think that when we look at nine of our first world presidents as slave owners,
Should we start taking their statues down and saying we're embarrassed by you?
I am a firm believer in keep your history before you.
And so I don't actually want to rename things that were named for slave owners.
I want us to have to look at those names and recognize what they did
and be able to tell our kids what they did and for them to have a sense of their own history.
When you start wiping out your history, sanitizing your history to make you feel better,
it's a bad thing.
But let me just say one thing about our Constitution.
That constitution originally counted my ancestors as three-fifths of a man.
And then in 1952, my father had trouble registering to vote in Birmingham, Alabama.
And then in 2005, I stood in the Ben Franklin Room, one of our founders.
I took an oath of office to that same constitution, and it was administered by a Jewish woman Supreme Court justice.
That's the story of America.
The long road to freedom has been deep and long.
It's been sometimes violent.
It's had many martyrs, but ultimately has been Americans claiming those institutions for themselves
and expanding the definition of we the people.
She continued, and so did Kilimede, with asking her about, does it make you think less of our founders?
Does it make you think less of, should we think less of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson
and Andrew Jackson because they were slave owners?
Well, they were people of their times.
I wish they had been, like John Adams, who did not.
believe in slavery. I wish they had been like Alexander Hamilton, who was an immigrant, by the way,
a child of questionable parentage from the Caribbean. I wish all of them had been like that.
And Jefferson in particular, a lot of contradictions in Jefferson, but they were people
of their times. And what we should celebrate is that from the Jeffersons and the Washington's
the slave owners, look at where we are now.
Condoleezza Rice.
You know, I'm glad we don't have a president that could talk like that.
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You know, just, I don't know if you know Steve Dume from Tampa Bay. You've known to me spent years at WDAE 620, the sports animal.
and I worked with Steve even before then
when we worked at 9-10 WFNS,
one of the first national sports radio stations in the country.
We were hawking sports out of this crappy room in Tampa
in front of a TV station, in front of the frog TV station.
We had a little room up front.
Anyway, so I read an article that talks about Steve
is now battling cancer.
And it told the story of how he was diagnosed
with the astrocytoplasmic tumor.
But he claims he's beating it.
He's battling back at stage two cancer.
It's not the worst.
And he talks about people have been, you know,
the rays and, you know, different sports teams
at Tampa Bay have been giving them their love.
And I know that WDAE has been used.
using fill-in hosts, and Steve believes that he will be back.
And I believe that with your prayers and your thoughts, warm thoughts for Steve Duming, he will be back.
He is a funny guy.
I know a lot of people think the big dog is this cranky old guy, but he's really funny,
and I miss seeing him every day.
He talked about what a struggle it was.
There's an article.
I'll tweet the article out so you can read about Steve's struggle,
but he talked about the routine of radiation, you know, for six weeks,
and you do that five, you know, five days a week and getting banged.
Anyway, he's struggling to fight back and get back to the radio microphone,
and the radio microphone will never be the same without doing it in Tampa Bay,
telling me how bad the Tampa Bay Rays suck and what the Bucks can do to get better.
and so get better, Steve.
You've been missed on the air.
And say a prayer.
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We're taking a request for the top TV news clips.
Trinity and South Carolina, you've got a request for us.
Jeffrey, what's going on?
Well, they're great to probably get to talk to you, man.
Thank you very much for the kind words.
You've got a request?
Yeah, the request is.
I can't remember the guy's name, but it's the one with the lottery.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
He turned out and looked at and he said, get some crack and host.
Yes.
I absolutely remember that guy.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
We're taking the request in 89033-93.
You can try to request it on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Instagram, at Jeff EMRA, or Facebook Radio, Jeff Fisher, Radio.
But it's easier just to dial 890-3-393.
As we continue on this morning, it's 36 minutes after the hour, 24 minutes before the top,
and you're all request weekend coming up to the top TV news clips.
We found out we have the clip of The Man from Las Vegas.
Can I ask a bunch of hookers and cocaine?
Oh, okay, that's not good.
We were hoping for a different answer.
That's the wrong.
I bet you were.
And it's almost worth, you know, it's worth the response from the response from the,
reporter.
If I remember right, though, there was something wrong with that clip.
What was wrong with that clip?
There was something that didn't feel right.
Like the guy knew he was going to be on, or it was he did it on purpose as a joke not
to make it because he was with somebody else.
I mean, I just, look, I hear all these clips of a million times and they're good at the time.
But then, of course, what we do is we pick them apart.
I mean, that's what we do.
We pick them apart.
And there was something with that clip.
Now, he's good, the man from Las Vegas,
because we don't even have a name.
It's just the man from Las Vegas.
A bunch of hookers on cocaine.
Now, there are many people who, if won the lottery,
would do that.
I, of course, have not won.
I would not even dream of anything like that.
Chuck from Florida,
Chuck in Florida.com.
You're on the broadcast.
Greetings, Jeffie.
where I am not in Florida.
I'm sorry, let me restate that.
Greetings from Florida, Jeffie,
where I am not the naked fat man laying on a shark.
I just wanted to point that out.
It was not me.
I looked nothing like the guy.
Well, okay, maybe a little bit.
Not that much.
All right, well, first of all, I admitted to it yesterday
during the Glenn Beck program that it was me.
Well, you know, I actually had a press release
that I had recorded and was going to play a sound,
clip, but since you let the cat out of the bag.
Oh, you did?
Oh, okay, I'm sorry, because we did find out.
There's another guy running around claiming it was him, and it's pissing me off.
Well, you know, if you want, I can still play the audio clip.
Yeah, do that.
I've got you, you hot it up, you're ready to go.
Chuck of Florida.com coming to the table with audio.
And here we are.
The admitted press release, take a listen.
That sounds good, Chuck.
I mean, I've never heard a press release sound better than that.
Because, whoof, now you know, he's hearing it right now in his headphones.
So he can't hear me.
Knowing that he can't hear me, I'm going to tell him, holy crap.
I mean, this does not surprise me coming from chuck and Florida.com.
Hey, I've got audio for you.
Chuck, so you can't hear me.
He's listening to his own audio.
I could hear you just a little bit under the audio.
That's good that you can hear it, Chuck, because we can't.
I'm so sorry.
I mean, I'm not sure what your whole is.
engineering process is, but it's wrong.
Well, then, you know, we put that one on the shelf for later.
It's not coming to us.
I will say that that's the best that audio coming from you has ever sounded because
there's no surface noise, no nothing.
It's just nothing.
No echo.
There's no big room reverb.
There's nothing.
So whenever I get tired of you and I say, Chuck, play an audio bite, just plug that in.
You got it.
No problem.
It's just nothing.
We just set off alarm.
founders on radio stations across America.
The engineers are all getting buzzed on their cell phones going,
there's dead air, there's dead air!
If only this was on regular radio station.
I was going to say this is a real radio,
everybody knows.
Those stations are all gone anyway.
They don't even exist anymore.
So I did admit to it on the air on the Glenback program yesterday
because, you know what, people they were going around
blaming people, pointing the fingers at other humans that it was not.
Look, you know, I told you already, I was naked fishing.
I'm out there fishing, sharks there, one thing led to another.
We all know how it happens.
True.
And now there's some other guy, some guy from New York that is trying to say that he's, you know, the guy.
stop it.
Okay, I've already, I've already admitted to it.
Well, it wasn't Jimmy John LaTot and it definitely wasn't the...
That's why I admitted to it because they kept blaming people of importance.
Right?
That means that I'm not people of importance.
Well, I don't know.
I did hear it on national radio yesterday.
Yes, you did.
There was actually something in the Twitters that had a picture of myself.
on the shark.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry to have that.
I will have it before the end of the day.
I don't think I didn't miss the little ha, ha, ha,
look, a great white and a shark two jokes.
I don't think I didn't miss those for those of you out there on the Twitters, okay?
Anyway, Chuck and Florida.com.
You are joining us to remind us of some of the great people that we have come to know from the great state of Florida.
Well, you know, this seems to be focusing on Florida Animal Week here in all of the news that has hit the press.
My favorite so far is the 10-year-old girl who pries open a Gator's mouth to get her leg free.
Does she?
Well, apparently she learned this at Gatorland.
She learned that if you poke them in the nose and the eye, they will open their jaws and let you free.
and the little girl said that that's what she did.
My favorite
Theton Park in America.
Gatorland. I love it.
So moving on.
Wait, no, just wait one second.
Because I want to get back to my girl in the Gatorland.
Tell me again, now she claims that she
was a gator-hatter in the jaws.
Correct.
She says she was about 10 feet away from the shore of Lake Mary Jane
near Orlando when an eight-foot alligator.
Mary Jane.
Yeah, well.
Okay, go ahead.
I did verify the story.
You did?
Yes, I did.
This has been in several releases now.
Oh, so it's been on a couple of websites picked up the story and just shared it.
No, no, actual news.
In fact, it was played on 970 last week.
So we had some news people that verified it as well.
The mothership 970 WFL, a very little credibility.
Go ahead.
So she says despite the pain and the girl managed to,
open the gator's mouth and move her leg before family members rush to help.
And she learned this from Gatorland by knowing what?
By knowing that if you poke them in the nose and the eyes with anything,
even your finger,
you can get the gator to kind of flinch and open his mouth.
That's all it took.
That's fantastic and good for her.
Because when I first heard this story,
I thought for sure it was Linda Hopkins bound.
Yeah, right.
Seriously, I thought it was fake news.
I heard on the news.
Thank you.
And I said it was ridiculous man.
It's ridiculous man.
I thought that was fake,
and headed down fake newsland,
but you verifying and talking about you,
I'm not going to throw Gatorland under the bus.
That's my favorite.
That's my favorite theme park in America.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
And here's the one part of the story
that does bug me quite a bit.
It says people,
even small animals,
are not typical prey,
says that the alligator probably
confused the small child for a dog or a raccoon.
Uh, no.
Come on.
First of all,
Are we really trying to get in the gator's head here?
This is all conjecture.
Well, Gators usually.
The Gator was thinking food.
Yeah.
Right.
And most of the time, gators will, will, it's just like sharks.
They bite into humans and they go, oh, human and they swim away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's harder for a gator because their mouth's locked.
So, you know, sometimes you end up with a leg gone or half your body.
But other times you may just get a little nip and they move on.
They prefer small dogs.
Absolutely.
And gators.
Yeah.
The Gators, I mean, you're in their neighborhood.
The little girls wandering around and he's like,
let me take a little nip out of that, see if it's worth eating.
Nope.
And, uh-uh.
And look, I love Gatorland as well.
Seriously, I mean this with every ounce of being.
I love Gatorland.
Huge endorsement right there.
One of my favorite, this is an unpaid endorsement for Gatorland.
And I've given them plenty over the years.
Yes, true.
I freaking love Gatorland.
You take, when you go there, first let me tell you, the first time you go there,
just buy your hot dogs from them because they feed hot dogs to the to the gators that's what you
feed right yeah all right so and they sell hot dogs at gatorland for i don't know about a million
dollars a hot dog so the next time you go you learn to stop at walmart before you get there and buy uh you
by the extra large pack the extra the super you never have enough hot dogs at gatorland yeah you bring
the 45 pack of hot dogs a backpack full of those the cheap hot dogs and you go up on top of
their giant stand that they have with about, I don't know, six or seven floors.
And you go up to the top and you watch these gators in the river there and they all come around and they snorts.
And they fight for hot dogs.
It's outstanding.
And then they have the jumperoo.
Oh, yes.
Gator jumproo.
Because gators go down to the bottom.
And what they do is they go down to the bottom of the water and then they start leaning up and they bend their tail.
And then they use their tail that shoots them straight up out of the water.
And, I mean, that's how they, that's how they move from land, from land out of waters.
That tail bends down and it shoots them up and they jump out and grab the chicken out of the guy's hand.
And they slide chickens across the ropes and the gaiters are jumping up, grabbing the chickens off the rope.
It's fantastic.
I love Gatorland.
I love Gator, nothing like getting excited about a great story.
I love it.
Absolutely.
It's one of my favorite places on Earth.
Fabulous.
And I heard they were having some issues, you know, some people stole something out front or there was a crash.
I mean, I hope there was a fire.
that's right there was some kind of fire so I'm hoping everything's okay maybe that was a number of years ago
it was I remember correctly you're right it was a few years ago also I hope they're
I hope they're back in and they should be proud this girl should have a pass a season pass
to Gatorland she gave them all kinds of love she learned how to save her life from Gatorland
because they have the Gator wrestling and they bring people in they have the guys sit there you're
able to they wrestle with them they get on top of them and I love Gatorland not the safest sport in
the world by the way
Oh, right next to naked shark wrestling.
You know, that's another good.
Well, those gators are wusses.
They're fat and happy.
Trust me.
As I was moving around.
Let me get back in the river for hot dogs.
Get off me.
They're fine.
You don't see many people lying on gators naked, though, that take pictures like that.
If I happen to catch one out there naked fishing, maybe I will.
All right.
So what else you got?
I've got an escaped zebra in Hillsborough County.
He was out there for quite a while, right?
What he did was apparently he got into or out of his stables.
And there's a guy in the neighborhood that is licensed for exotic animals.
He takes care of all the wildlife.
And the neighbor looked in his backyard and sees a zebra.
And he said, you know, I thought it maybe was just a horse or I was hallucinating.
But sure enough, there's this zebra rolling around the guy's backyard.
And they helped corral it.
Unfortunately, it got free and ran into a place.
pickup truck.
The zebra didn't suffer much damage, but the side mirror and the window of the pickup truck
Zebras are tough, man.
They're big time tough.
You don't want to mess with them at all.
I know.
I know, zebras are tough.
And, you know, serious muscles on those beasts.
We, uh, you said you saw an interview with the guy on the news that the, saw the zebra in his
backyard.
We also ran into someone who saw the zebra.
I heard it on the news.
And I said it was ridiculous.
man.
That's it.
Chuck in Florida.com.
Is it fake news?
No, that was actually real.
Good, good.
No, I thought well, this was too, again, CNN verified.
So I'm trying to check sources, man.
I had to drop one earlier today.
Chuck.
Chuck.
Yeah.
Some people, some people don't appreciate the work you put into this bit.
Right.
I do.
I do.
I appreciate that you appreciate it.
No, I do.
And if you could play another audio bite for me right now, that'd be great.
Yeah, I'll get right on that for you.
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