Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/13/17 - Self-Love Coming To The Workplace

Episode Date: May 13, 2017

Self-love rooms in the workplace are becoming a thing, and could be coming soon to an employer near you. How much will your productivity drop? Jeffy shares the benefits of self-loving in the office and makes a startling revelation.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Nobody's having sex anymore. That's what's happening. Okay. During the week, during your work week, nobody is having sex anymore. Very sad. Research shows that weekends are the prime time for between the sheets. section, particularly Sunday. Hey, that's tomorrow.

Tomorrow's Mother's Day. I guess I'm going to look forward to. Sunday is a very popular day for buying condoms and a British study of 2,000 people. Found that Sunday morning was the most popular time during the week to get frisky. Followed by Saturday coming in at number two, Saturday. Whether you're doing it on the weekends and during the week, however, may have to do it with whether you're in a relationship, single women were most likely to have sex

on Monday and Thursday. Now, I don't know what you read into that, but what I read into that is, that's when they're having an affair with the married guy. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. And maybe, you know, look, it could be men, too, men with women as well.

And I'm not just saying men have affairs. But if you're in a relationship and you're only having sex on the weekends because that's when you have to be together, right? But during the week you're both at work, you're with the girlfriend or boyfriend. I'm not sure that was in the data that was compiled,

but I'm telling you that's the Jeff Fisher study and that's the truth. And those of you that are at work saying, well, I'm single and I'm not cheating with anyone, or I'm married and I'm not cheating with anyone. I'm just tired, and I wouldn't mind getting frisky during the week, but I'm just so tired

and I don't know what to do. Aha. Well, fortunately, psychologists believe they've found a great way to combat the stress of your job. Yes, they do. Psychologists say, self-love should just be conducted in your bedroom at night. Instead, doing it while at work could provide an escape route from stressful days. So instead of keeping the self-love strictly to your bedroom on lonely nights, you should think about doing it while you're at work.

So be prepared for your workplace to have those self-love rooms. I know I am. While using such a pastime as an escape, perhaps from your boss who is constantly breathing down your neck, would provide similar benefits. A psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, Mark Sargent, made the controversy suggestion in a piece for Metro earlier this year.

He told the website that it would be very effective at work and considered it to be a great way to relieve tension. And get this, his claims were backed up by a life coach. So you've got a psychology lecturer from Trent University who did a piece in a website piece, Metro, and his claims about self-love and work, were backed up by a life coach from Wales. So, so, I would expect a masturbation policy

to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity and more smiling. Certainly taking a break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus. But he did have concerns for those who take longer to have the ending. This would cause them to be frustrated. Breaks over! You done yet?

I mean, that's going to be tough. Ah, she's always in there. She never comes out of that place. You never get any work done around here. She's always in the self-love room. They've found that 94% of men admit to self-love as to 85% of women. And that is something even babies do from time to time. No, babies are just exploring there.

Babies are just exploring. Oh, that's what you're doing. You're just exploring. Uh-huh. But despite its proven benefits, old rumors that it can leave people blind or infertile often scares people from self-pleasure. Wait, it makes you go blind? I have these glasses on. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year.

We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Gold Line right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. Call 1-800-913 gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline.

And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call. 1-800-913-4653. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases, so buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653.