Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/13/17 - This Story Can't Be Real

Episode Date: May 13, 2017

Jeffy shares a story from Katy, Texas, where a woman was caught by her husband offering "services" on the Internet.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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that ended in a terrible mix-up that will cost him his marriage. Someone tried to hire a hooker and it's going to cost him his marriage? I wonder what happened. You know, it almost resembles the elements of the classic 1979 Pina Colada song. Doesn't it, though? Who we cannot identify for privacy reasons. Oh, that's good. Then using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels and neighboring areas.

Is that what you hired prostitutes for? I thought you hired prostitutes to leave. Oh, wait, that's never fine. On the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town. Upon checking into the motel on Saturday afternoon,

the man used his phone to access the internet and book prostitutes. According to the statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new 28-year-old woman who caught his attention. I bet. As with many of the photos on the site, the photo only showed the woman from her neck down. Now, okay. See what I mean, though?

Story's good, right? It's gotcha. It's gotcha. You still want to find out what happened to the 52-year-old man from Katie. So I sent her a message to see if she was free later that night. No, I'm a prostitute. I'm not free. She replied back within minutes to confirm she was available.

Amazing. And could meet up with him at the motel that night. The pair agreed on a price. $150, a bargain down from her original request of $200. I mean, come on. You're already... See, it's almost too good. It's too good.

It's too perfect. No way. She says, oh, okay. I'm a new girl on the website. It's $200. You can only afford $150. Oh, okay. I'll be right over to the motel outside of Houston.

Anyway, guests at the hotel in adjoining rooms, called the front desk and reported disturbance at around 8. p.m. after the woman arrived at the property and found that her client was none other than her husband. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it.

They've been married for 17 years. It emerged that the prostitute who had advertised herself as an attractive 28-year-old was actually the man's 49-year-old wife. You know, I can see that actually happening because, look, you're out, you get a prostitute, you wheel a dealer down to 150.

She gets to the door and you go, hey, you're not 28 years old. I know, but I'm here. Okay. Come on in. I mean, that's possible, right? The pair have reportedly separated with the wife moving back to her parents' home in Houston.

She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room, although after further reflection, he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website For the husband, he may now face charges under the state's tough prostitution laws. Do we have tough prostitution laws in Texas?

Really? That's got to change. Which make it illegal to engage in any type of sexual activity in exchange for money or some other form of compensation even if it's with the one's own spouse. Come on now. It's too good to be real.

It is fake news. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. And that's Linda Hopkins. For those of you that don't remember, Linda, she was interviewed as a woman on the street, person on the street,

in Providence, Rhode Island. Providence, I think. There was a big potato bandit story. This huge potato bandit. story that was going on there. And, you know, the local news got to cover the local crime. And they all, all the news got news that watch local news. And you, they always want the man on the street quote.

Yeah, it was bad. They always look for the, for the man on the street. What did you think? It was terrible. I saw them running out of the burning building. I mean, everybody's got to have the stupid man on the street. So when they asked Linda about the potato bandit in her neighborhood, I heard it on the news.

And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. Come on now. Best on the street performance in a newscast, she wins. Hands down. That's a couple years old now. I mean, Linda, and she still holds. She holds the mantle.

She's on it. Man, you think of on the street person interview from a newscast. You think of Linda Hopkins. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. See what I'm saying? So the story from Katie, no way that's real.

No way. Sorry. It's a great story. I like it. It shows that we need to, it shows that, hey, people, gets people wound up about prostitution. It gets people like, I can't believe that. It gets husbands and wives doubting their trips on the road. It gets a state legislature thinking, maybe we should make prostitution.

laws even more strict. This is ridiculous. Wives are cheating on their husbands. Makes the internet prostitution domains worry about why are you wheeling and dealing?

We still get our cut. I mean, we're the internet pimps of today. Everybody wants their cut. Everybody wants their cut. And it makes everybody think twice. But the story itself, come on now. It's too good.

too good. But it does make you think... I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that is a outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to

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