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Welcome to it. How in the world are you? Happy day. Happy days are here again. Yes, they are. Oh, my gosh. They are so here it is. Refreshing. Refreshing. How happy. How happy it is in today's world. Take a moment and breathe in the happiness. All right, that's enough.
So earlier this week, Bill Cosby, our pal, our friend, the man we grew to love.
Bill Cosby, America's dad, or at least one of them, has been big time struggling for the last couple years.
We've gone over the interviews with the Dateline show with a thousand women that they had on,
all sitting around saying that Bill did the same thing to them.
We've talked about the audio where, you know, other people have said,
oh my gosh, had I gone up into the room, I could have been raped too.
But fortunately, I stayed in the lobby, but he's still a bad guy.
So you want to believe, Bill.
Right?
You do.
I do.
I do.
But he has not given any press.
We've seen him walking in and out of court, you know, a few times in the last couple of years.
So he was on with Michael Smirkkottish on Sirius XM.
You may ask yourself, how did I get here?
Sorry, talking about it.
How did Michael Smirkanish land to Bill Cosby interview?
It's Philadelphia.
Michael, I mean, the interview was fine.
Michael did a good job.
And it was on Sirius.
And it was for a little over 30 minutes.
and Smirkanich is, you know, Mr. Philadelphia.
Now, according to Michael,
Cosby let his daughters record some things.
They recorded some of their own thoughts,
and they also interviewed their dad,
and they had sent, according to Smirkanich,
the publicist working with Cosby,
got a hold of him and said,
hey, would you be interested in running some audio recordings
of Cosby talking to his two daughters?
Now, as any radio host would do, they would say, yes, but I'm not doing it without talking to Bill himself.
And so that's what happened.
It was a fascinating interview.
I went into it wanting, I mean, he's America's dad, right?
He's Bill Cosper.
I went into it wanting to hear Bill.
say, I'm innocent, it's all lies, it's all over it.
Now, you know, obviously, he's not going to say that.
I know that.
Still an ongoing, an ongoing thing.
He can't.
But it was good to hear him.
However, we'll go through some of the audio.
We'll go through the audio.
And then, you know, you can make your own decisions on if you still believe him
or if you find yourself where I am.
Now, he is not spoken publicly in over two years.
I have not performed in over two years.
Give them some idea of what they're going to face
and what they ought to do.
See, it's good to hear him again.
Bill Cosby, but why now?
decided, I think it's time for me to do something so that the people who still have faith in me,
the people who are still wondering what I sound like as opposed to the National Enquirer,
which is very interesting reading when they write about me.
Now, don't forget he has the audio recordings that.
that he had sent Michael Murchanich from his daughters.
And so throughout the interview, Michael plays some,
and they reference some, and you'll hear some from his daughters.
But he was asked what he hopes to achieve with the release of these recordings.
It's something that says, well, here he is.
And this is what he's saying,
and he's not been put in a position of negative speech.
And I think that's very, very important because our thing, entertainment, so to speak,
so that people really don't have any sort of chance to do anything except perhaps in their own home.
It's, to hear Bill Cosby, it's just a silence is a closet with nothing in it.
I'm kidding.
Now, Bill, do you hope that the jurors are going to hear this?
You can't aim at jurors.
Look, to my daughter, one of the most important things that I found quite interesting
was when they were all in the car with,
me in Philadelphia years ago that I drove them on 10th Street to parish and said, this is where
and Ridge.
That's rambling.
And then I explained the bathtub and the water and the stuff.
And these kids started to, these are my children.
And they started to almost boo me.
Yeah, you're just trying to make us feel guilty, so we will study it.
And I think that now that she's in her years old,
she really appreciates hearing that.
And I think that, I always talk about Philadelphia.
If it's in my records, it was in my monologues.
important to me because that's the Philadelphia,
Fat Albert, et cetera, et cetera.
You know, you talked a little bit earlier in the interview as well
about, you know, when he was growing up as a kid,
which is fascinating and how they, you know,
they didn't have any money and they'd roll up newspapers
and rubber bands and that would be their football and stuff.
You seriously do not get those days back.
And I play this, really.
So, you know, you kind of remember who the guy is,
who he was.
This is who we fell in love with.
And then,
you know,
the fall from grace.
Now,
none of the audio
or the conversations released
discusses
the upcoming trial, right?
No, that's that
any smart person
would want to do.
Now,
He goes on to say that he isn't planning on testifying.
He isn't at liberty to discuss the upcoming trial.
So, okay.
What do you most want to be remembered for then?
I'd like to be remembered for being the guy that they made,
give back all the things they rescinded.
Wait, what?
I'd like to be remembered for being the guy that they made, give back all the things they rescinded.
But, really?
I'd like to be remembered for being the guy that they made, give back all the things they rescinded.
There's another cut after this.
Well, things were, I'd like to.
They did.
You hope to get the awards.
back. And that's what you would most hope to be remembered for.
Well, I don't know if it's hoped to do. What would you like to be known for? What is your legacy?
What is this and that? And something at the front and not. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we are, Bill.
Things with, I mean, proof has to be brought to the front, period. And within the, within the
parameters of whatever you guys, you're, I understand, you're a lawyer.
And boy, the education I'm getting is absolutely fantastic.
I bet it is.
The old saying there are two sides to every story unravels when you're dealing with lawyers.
Huh.
Now, Aaron, his daughter, had this to say about her dad.
What my father and family had to endure these last few years makes me a shame.
of our country today.
I cannot understand how our society has permitted my father to be condemned so unjustly and cruelly
in the court of public opinion without evidence or proof and with no verdict or judgment.
Like the cruel history of our people, the legal system, and the protections of the law do not seem
to exist for him today.
That's not really true, isn't Aaron?
But that's okay.
You're talking about your dad.
I know you love him.
Now, does Bill Cosby,
Do the dad agree with his daughter?
Does dad agree with daughter?
You have me, I would have to say I cannot say, so that I can make my lawyer happy.
Okay.
Because she said a lot of things.
Yeah, and that is her opinion.
I mean, the beauty of this is found of my daughters.
because, you know, our family, the mother, and just yesterday, to deal with the daughters and the way they feel,
because many, many things have happened to them coming from, and it's very, very important to, and it's very important to know that, for instance, in show,
show business. I think that
and celebrity,
I think that these are the areas
and people can walk away
saying things
and
there's an old show business
show business saying, look,
it doesn't make any difference as long as they spell
your name right. Well, I would really
debate that strongly. I bet you would.
I bet you would, Bill. All right, there's more to this
interview, and it's fascinating.
We talk he talks about his wife, his other daughter, Ensa, asked if he's going to testify.
And then he talks about the frustration of having his deposition released.
And then we'll take a look at that deposition because if that was your deposition,
you'd be frustrated with it being released as well.
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Bill Cosby on the Michael's Marconic show on Sirius XM.
He went on and when asked if he had ever in the last two years lost his wife's support, he replied,
never.
About it.
Now, daughter Anza had this recorded.
This is some of the tapes that they sent to Michael.
I strongly believe my father is innocent of the crimes alleged against him, and I believe that racism has played a big role in all aspects of this scandal.
Now, this is the part that you saw headlined all over America.
What?
What?
Bill Cosby, the guy that said, pull yourself up by your bootstraves.
Mr. America, it doesn't matter.
Whying that you're black, get out and do something.
His daughter, he now believes it's because of racism.
Now, Smirconich asked if Bill agreed with the statement.
Could be.
Could be.
Really, Bill?
I can't say anything, but there are certain things that I look at and I apply to the situation.
And there's a course.
Aren't there?
Aren't there?
Nefarious is a great word.
Yes, it is, Bill.
And I just truly believe that some of it may very well be that.
Now, Michael, questions, Ziamond.
Your accusers are black and white.
white. Well, let me put it to you this way. You do that, Bill. When you look power structure,
and when you look at individuals, there are some people who can very well motivated by whether or not
they're going to work. Or whether or not they might be able to get back at someone.
of whatever their choice is, I think that you can also examine individuals and situations, and they will come out differently.
So it's not all, not every.
I do think that there's some.
Bill, Bill, Bill.
Now, he didn't necessarily agree with that, but he kind of couldn't say he didn't because of the trial.
There's so much more.
And you also hear later that you know his attorney's on the line because every so often
you hear,
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So we're listening to Bill Cosby.
on the Michael Markhanich show on Sirius XM.
And it's fascinating because I want...
I was always a fan of Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby.
And a fan of his work, his comedy,
his serious talk,
is pull yourself up by the bootstraps,
and then crushing,
crushing news that he was this deviant,
this bad guy.
I don't want to believe it.
I don't want to believe.
So he's kind of trial coming up.
And his daughter's recorded some audio about him,
you know, kind of remembering Bill Cosby, I guess,
so that he's, you know, remembered in, you know, their way.
So, and he goes on and on.
He's been talking a little bit how he, you know,
his wife has never lost faith.
And earlier in the interview,
he referenced being unsighted.
Now, if you see Bill, when you watch the audio of him going into court,
now for these
preliminary hearings.
He's always, you know, he's
holding someone's hand.
Like a blind guy.
So apparently
he is
unsighted.
And Smargaris asked
so, you know, you reference being
unsighted, how's your health doing?
My health is
has been known
for decades, many, many decades.
And it is now that I exams have been registered.
I am registered in Massachusetts as legally unsighted.
And trust me, on my forehead and eyebrows,
for certain things that I have walked into.
Now, he may want you to believe that
that's from walking.
But he's walked into stuff.
I personally believe that that may be come from things being thrown at him from
someone else in the house.
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
Now he was also asked, you know, he's there to kind of a preliminary strike against
the trial, right?
I mean, that's what he's there for.
This is to get some sound out and get you back to liking Bill Cosby, the Bill
Cosby.
And I want to.
Right now, if I'm on the jury, and this,
I mean, I want to like Bill Cosby.
He's Bill Cosby.
Don't you want to testify and tell your story?
No.
Wait, why not?
Once again, I go back to lawyers.
When you have to deal with examination, cross-examination, et cetera, et cetera,
more than
two sides
to every story
sometimes
it's a
and what people
want to say
and want you to say
and how they maneuver
and yes I do have lawyers
to protect me
I object
objection
just ain't
I just don't want
I just don't want
to sit there
and have to figure out
what I believe is a truthful answer as to whether or not I'm opening a can of something that I,
my lawyers are scrambling.
Huh.
Interesting.
Interesting.
What do you say to the people, Bill, say, you know, it's got to be true.
There's a number of, a number, a number of women have come.
come out of the woodwork. What do you say to that, Bill?
I think that the numbers,
the numbers to the numbers,
didn't work.
The numbers came because the numbers prior to the numbers didn't work.
So the piling on, impressive way,
get public opinion to the other side.
Isn't it, though?
Isn't it?
now Michael gave him you know the the the the obligatory so anything else you want to say
Bill before you leave us I want people to understand the my work as an artist a performer
a great deal to and in many ways in many ways I had a very interesting
quote. A lot of thing, people, trying to give them the truth, trying to motivate them and move them in a direction away from apathy sometimes, sometimes away from fear, sometimes to guide them into strength and a belief in what they fear about themselves.
and taken some hits from people who are supposed to be watching out for people like this.
And I do feel that right now, right?
That's a perfect example of the attorney on the other line falling asleep.
No way Smirconich is breathing in it.
And Bill is...
And Bill is talking.
So it ain't him.
Roll that back a little.
That's fantastic.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut Bill off, but this drove me insane.
Throughout some of the other clips, and I don't know that I don't know that any more have it,
the ones that I wanted to play for you today, but there were several throughout the entire interview.
And Bill is talking, so it isn't him.
He's watching out for people like this.
And I do feel that right now, right now as I speak to you, I want to get back.
Esther and the enjoyment of things that I've written and things that I perform on stage.
And then I want to take other things and move it to give what I feel will be motivational and informational.
and drive people to make changes in themselves, the home life,
because the one quote that I sustain is the revolution is in the home.
Come on.
Put it on mute, would you?
Or is he waiting to cut in?
Oh, Bill can't answer that.
Now, his comment on the ruling about the,
the decade old deposition from a case that was settled and we've covered it on the show before
and I have it and some of what was said is amazing. I mean this is what makes you think this is the
that deposition uh makes you realize what a bad guy he was and many people um didn't want that to come
including Mr. Cosby.
And there are many attorneys who said it was wrong for the judge to put it out.
But he was asked about the deposition from the case that was settled,
and the judge who ruled it was okay.
I have an emotion about what the judge did.
I bet you do.
And very much confused about how that came about.
and caused happening today.
So in this interview,
you know, Michael calls it his conversation.
One and done, or is this coming out?
And is Bill going to hope to get out in the public again?
That I'm afraid depends on the outcome of many things,
certainly with media.
How many, Bill, 20?
They certainly want me to address, happen to be very premature.
I also feel that there are many filmed things and writing as well
that people can take what you say and insert it,
and it will mean something altogether different.
And I think that many times a person in the position I'm in
will find himself or herself not enjoy.
that which was written but then the excuse always comes back well my
editor did this and my producer they wasn't my fault but I think that they all
knew what they were going to do so yes it it it will happen and it should
happen but I will I will ask this what happens these people are saying
right whatsoever to be appearing you are
correct, Bill. So,
you want to perform again after the trial,
right? If you're exonerated and people
are going to let it happen?
That too. Interesting.
Yes, Bill, it is.
If a jury says
there's still public opinion.
And if they, if jury comes for the
other side, say so forth and so on.
Of the so forth and so on opinion.
So I think it's something
that you never will be able to say that I'm on and decide that I'm hoping for.
And after that, there's more work to be done.
But feel that I have in terms of my writing.
Okay.
So, I gave you, I mean, the highlights.
And we'll go away for a couple of minutes.
We'll come back and we'll decide whether we still like it or not.
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All right.
So Bill Cosby, you listen to the interview with Michael Smirconich on Sirius XM.
You can read, I'll tweet out the actual deposition that was released.
It's fascinating.
He talked about powerful sedatives,
pursuit of young women.
Just, I mean, and then you watch the Dateline thing with 27 women?
I think that the numbers.
Well, I got to tell you, not every one of those 27 women convinced me on Dateline, but a few of them did.
And while I really want to, I want to believe Bill Cosby is the skill of Erica's dad and stuff,
And I...
He's just a bad guy.
He's just a bad guy.
And the numbers were the numbers.
Before the numbers became the numbers.
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I had to get Bill Cosby off my chest because I really just, I want to like him so much.
And I just, I just can't.
Just can't anymore.
And I listen to him and I want to like him and I just can't anymore.
We've got so many things going out in the world.
I mean, I could talk, sit here and talk about Trump on his tour.
We could talk about, you know, he's over in Saudi Arabia.
Wait for Saturday Night Live.
The Saturday Night Live bit is good.
going to be Trump in Saudi Arabia.
And I've seen two shots of Melania now.
One shot which she was either leaving or just arriving.
And then there was another shot of where they were going into one of the palaces.
And she was wearing different outfits.
But both outfits had these eight foot wide belts around her waist.
I'm not sure.
I mean, I know it's a fashion statement.
I got it.
it's like a
for me it would be like a Santa belt
around
my waist
which I may do
maybe that's what we do
maybe we'd call Melania
Santa Claus
and just put the big Santa belt
around her
but I mean
on her
fine
and a lot of other people
probably not so much
but there's got to be
a bit there somewhere
they don't pay me to think of them
but there has to be
some sort of Saturday Night Live bit there somewhere
so look forward
to that tonight.
Anthony Wiener. Oh my gosh.
Back of the news again. Pleads guilty
to his sexting case.
You know, probably not going to do any jail time.
He has to register as a sex offender.
I'm surprised he's not registered as a sex offender already.
I mean, even if he isn't registered now, everybody knows,
ooh, Weiner.
I still, my favorite Anthony Wiener part of his,
story career.
I mean, he tried to shut us down here at the Blaze Radio Network.
He's a congressman.
I don't necessarily know that it was the Blaze at the time.
I think it was still just Glenn Beck and maybe GBTV.
But, I mean, he was such a prick.
I was sorry to see him fall.
But I just remember him on TV when they were showing him his first picture.
And I said, well, there's a picture of, is this the sexting here of the guy with this towel
and he was showing his thing and he's on TV going,
I wish,
knowing that it was him,
knowing he was looking at himself.
Oh, I wish that sure is hot for a guy, huh?
Shut up.
Sorry to see him fall.
And I watched his documentary Weeder.
And the wife,
you know what?
She's been hanging around with Hillary for a number of years.
she can take it, but she did not look happy at all during that documentary.
Oh my gosh.
And if you were married to Anthony, you wouldn't be happy either.
But she is now filed for divorce.
About freaking time.
Uma.
About freaking time.
And I know that you got the kid and everything.
Get over it.
Get over it.
Anthony is still going to think that he's smarter than everybody else forever.
So let him be, you know.
Let him be smarter than everybody else, but
bye.
And the clockboy still in the news trying to make headway,
a clock boy.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, what?
Another case dismissed against the mayor,
the former mayor of Irving?
Oh, my gosh.
Do you mean that it was all bull?
And it was all just a big hoax?
Right?
Yes, it was.
Please, just go away.
I'm at the clockboard.
Go away.
Done with you.
Okay?
Done with you.
Great study from Harvard.
80% of the Trump coverage was negative during the first 100 days.
A lot of that, I would say 80% of the 80% were brought on by Trump.
I'm watching right now, they're showing a signing ceremony of an arms deal with Saudi Arabia that son-in-law put together.
and they're sitting there signing the papers
and Donald has his resting Trump face.
It's an embarrassment.
I mean, our president is signing the papers
and he looks great and looks presidential.
It's wonderful, and I'm glad he's putting this deal together,
and I'm glad his family is helping him put the deals together
and create jobs and military strongholds in Saudi Arabia,
and they're our ally and one of our closest friends,
and we really appreciate everything that he's done.
Senator Comey, going to testify publicly before the intelligence panel.
That will be interesting.
That will be interested.
I will be interested to, you know, to kind of see what he has to say.
Because I know he took his little notes.
And we had a little wiretapping going on.
You know, so, I mean, you know, where we just found out what they were all saying
in what they were saying.
And, you know, news every day breaking on the stupid story and the Russians and every damn thing else.
They had a big story earlier in the week where there's, you know, Trump Russia.
I mean, they might as well just call it that forever.
Trump Russia.
Now, look, we could spend all day today talking about President Trump, talking about what great things he's done.
Well, we couldn't spend all day doing.
that. But we could spend all day talking
about the things that have happened while he's
been in office.
If you'd like to let me know all the
great things that he's done since he's been in office,
I'd be fascinated to
actually have specifics on that.
Because I
have seen any great list of specifics.
But hey, whatever.
We can talk about the, you know,
I read the stupid Reuters
exclusive.
I mean,
you get into the story and then they tell you that
well, so far,
we haven't found any evidence, but,
and then they've got another page of stuff beaten up.
I mean, the numbers were the numbers,
in the words of Bill Cosby on Donald Trump
and the story's against Donald Trump
and they're piling on Donald Trump
and it's never ending on Donald Trump,
Donald should just use the Bill Cosby defense.
The numbers were the numbers before the numbers were the numbers that were the numbers.
Now, Angela Merkel, Germany.
The chancellor, Angela Merkel.
She spoke yesterday saying that Germans.
have failed to grasp how Muslim immigration has transformed their country.
You know what, Angela, I bet you that's not true.
I bet you, I bet you, that Germany has grasped how the Muslim immigration has transformed their country.
I bet you they have.
Now, according to you, you say we're there going to have to come to terms.
with more mosques than churches throughout the countryside.
Really?
Our country, she goes on to say,
is going to carry on charging and integration is also a carry on changing.
And integration is also a task for the society taking up the task of dealing with immigrants.
For years, we've been deceiving ourselves about this.
mosques, for example,
are going to be a more prominent part of our cities
than they were before.
Germany with a population of
4 or 5 million Muslims has been divided in recent weeks
with the debate of remarks.
Yeah, because we have a falling birth rate,
but not our immigrants.
Not our immigrants.
So,
have fun.
Because she,
she believes that Germany will be an Islamic state.
Now, I will say this.
In the words of Bill Cosby,
numbers.
And Angela Merkel believes that Germany get over it.
Germans have failed to grasp how Muslim immigration has transformed their country.
No, they haven't, Angela.
No, they have it.
Now, the difference is how they come to terms with it, right?
That's the difference.
No question.
Have to come to terms with it.
Now, she also admitted that the country will soon become a stronghold.
She made the remarks and said,
the official acknowledgement that Germany, like other European countries,
is destined to become a stronghold of Islam.
Numbers.
Wait, what?
I am in love with that stupid Bill Cosby of the numbers.
Holy cow.
That's absolutely amazing.
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I want, I could talk about, I could talk about Donald.
Talk about, I could talk about the pro-Trump media response.
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I mean he won't make Jerusalem
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The first time I ever heard that.
If Netanyahu wants it to be moved to Jerusalem,
then it will happen.
That's what Bill O'Reilly said.
Okay.
Whatever you say, Bill.
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So, in Mississippi, the University Hospital,
they're clearing land a couple years ago,
and they run across a couple bodies.
They run across like, oh my gosh,
must be 60 or 70 bodies out there.
And across them, oh, we've got to stop construction.
I mean, oh, that's right.
That's where the Mississippi State Asylum was for years.
Yeah, it was open from 1850.
to 1935.
So there's probably, what, a couple dozen, a few dozen bodies out there.
We're going to clear a little bit of land.
We have to try to build a parking garage.
We know what they understand.
Got to figure something out.
Then they started clearing some more land.
And it looks like there's,
otherwise there's more bodies.
Then they started clearing,
and it looks like there's more bodies.
And then we realized that from 1855 until 1935,
there were about 35,000 patients over the course of those years
that came through the Mississippi State University lunatic asylum.
I think we've cleared some more land.
We've got to build this park garage.
We've got to figure out something.
Get somebody in here.
Get somebody in here and figure out what we can do.
We've got to move these bodies.
It looks like there's more than 70.
It looks like, oh my gosh, maybe there's maybe a couple thousand.
A couple thousand bodies.
Yeah, we've got to figure something out with these.
So we'll move on a little bit and we'll see what's going on.
And then we'll do some more surveys and we'll see, is that all of them?
Oh, it's not all of them?
What are there a couple more?
Yeah, we figure there's about, I don't know, somewhere between six and seven thousand bodies buried where they want to build this garage, where the lunatic asylum stood for 80 years.
Now, this is just me.
Jeff Fisher.
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Okay.
I would say that it would be worth what.
whatever amount of money they're spending to not move those bodies.
You put up any kind of fence, you put up any kind of wall,
you call it lunatic hill, asylum cemetery, lost souls,
whatever you want to call it, and leave it alone.
Because you start moving those bodies.
Well, we have to restore it.
We've got a parking garage to build.
It's wrong.
We don't know what happened to these bodies.
We've got to figure it out.
They were probably, I mean, there was a lunatic asylum.
There were probably tests going on and weird things happening.
And some of them maybe died of regular causes, but probably not.
We've got to figure out what happened to them.
No, you don't.
Leave it alone.
When you start messing with that place, man.
Good luck.
God bless Mississippi State Hospital.
Okay.
Good luck, God bless.
but I would say that would be a place that I would avoid.
Now, make it a nice place, make it a monument,
making a place to go to, pay homage to the lunatic hole,
whatever you want to do,
but just leave it where it is.
Because you start moving that thing around, man.
I don't know.
There was a documentary a few years ago.
What was that documentary?
What was that documentary?
Oh, yeah, Poultergeist.
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Don't mind me.
I'm just adjusting the mic stand.
That's what Bill Cosby said, too.
Anyway, the, I'm sure.
So stop it.
Stop it.
This thing's all loose.
Again, Bill, stop.
And I have to stop talking because I can continue this line of thought for the next hour.
And I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that for you.
I don't want to do that for me.
I don't want to do that for Chuck in Florida.com.
I don't want to continue down that line of thought because I can do it.
I'll do it forever for you.
I'll do it forever.
And I just have to stop for a moment.
moment and try to, you know, get myself over it.
Okay.
I got to stop.
I don't know that I can now.
Got to adjust my cord.
See what I mean?
I can't.
You turn it up a little bit.
See?
You can't say anything.
I seriously, I can't.
All right.
So welcome to it.
This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network.
We have got, I was looking at some of the stories that we have yet to get to for you today.
I know I spent some time with Bill Cosby in the first hour of the broadcast.
I was important.
Bill, look, Bill was an American icon.
And he still is.
He's just, I mean, you talk about fall from grace, man.
So many people that we've put up on a pedestal have fallen from grace.
And maybe, you know, some would say that perhaps we shouldn't put people up on a pedestal.
Some would say that there's only, I don't know, some kind of, some kind of.
entity that should be put up there.
And that would be it, right?
That's the entity we should put up on the pedestal.
Not people.
Okay.
I mean, if you want to believe that, go ahead.
But I mean, we've got, I've got such great story about the guy in Indianapolis with the goose.
I've got the culture in Japan with the old guys and the high school girls.
I've got a little United Airlines
I mean some stuff with United Airlines
I've got a stupid study money
There's a study with God awful stupid study money
There was absolutely no sense
And I mean I'm a huge study money fan guy
I mean if you can get study money great
What you want is
You know
Study money you have to produce something
What you want is a grant
If you get study money
You have to go out and produce something, right?
You have to, like you say, I think that I want to study the difference between putting this headphone cord on the table,
if the radio show sounds better, or if I hold the radio cord hanging down from the connection,
what the difference between the radio show sounds.
You have to produce something, and then you have to produce, you know, the differences that you've studied.
You get grant money.
That's free money.
Grant money.
I want to study if people clap their hands when they're happy or sad.
Okay, well, here's a grant for $8 million.
Okay.
What did you find out?
We're still looking into it.
Still looking into it.
Have you, have you?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I go out every day.
I watch people clap every day.
But can't quite figure it out yet.
I mean, that's what you want.
You want grant money.
So anyway, there was some study money.
was spent that's just the god-awful stupid and not to tie it god-awful stupid with chuckin florida.com
but uh chuckin florida.com how are you?
Greetings from florida jephy where I am glad I am not bill Cosby's lawyer.
Oh, Bill still got a lot of money. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, no kidding. Right.
Just sitting on the third line breathing into the phone.
ridiculous. So Chuck, we bring you on board to enlighten us on some of the happenings in the great state of Florida,
because while other states create criminals, Florida has its own breed.
Oh, truly, most definitely a breed unto itself.
And those are?
Well, today, I think I concur with you about the whole Bill Cosby story and how you just want to say things that are inappropriate.
So I'm going to jump right into a story that would,
should take us away from all of that, right?
In Big Pine Key, Big Pine Key, Florida, a woman was arrested, Felicia Mae Farrington,
for being naked in the living room.
That was not why she was arrested, however.
You could be naked in your living room.
This is true.
However, it wasn't her living room.
Trust me, you can be naked in your living room.
Anyway.
There's a vision we don't need.
So we have this woman naked in somebody else's living room who has apparently taken up
residents and the house was for sale so the real estate agent decided to call the deputies and say
please remove this woman oh so she was just living in the house yeah just kind of hanging out
I actually had that happen to a home I was dealing with before that's not a fun situation especially
when the cops show up and she's still naked when she answers the door nice and how long is she
I mean that's talk about squatting anyway the how long has she been there because in today's world man
That takes a lot to get people out of a house like that.
This is true. Apparently she was there long enough that Deputy Richard Wang shows up.
Why do you bring me fake stories?
I swear to you.
Why?
This is real.
I had to check it because the names are not changed to protect anybody here.
Really?
The Weekly World Planet had it.
His friends like to call him Dick.
This is Deputy Dick Wang.
Arrived, looked in the window, said yes, there's a naked woman in the living room.
Stop.
And my favorite line in the story has to be when Wang knocked on the door.
He still doing it.
I thought it was a serious story.
He still doing the story.
It's not real.
It's a real story.
It's not.
It's verified.
No, it's verified from whom?
In this particular case, local 10 news.
Oh, local 10 news.
It was on the air.
Apparently, they had video and everything.
They're putting this stuff on TV.
That's how far TV has fallen right there.
Dick Wang.
shows up to evict the woman, the naked woman in the liberal. They're taking it serious.
They are. Apparently the woman is now facing charges of trespassing battery on a law enforcement
officer and resisting arrest. Sorry, couldn't get past it. It's not real. Next story.
All right, next story. This one, I'm actually going to jump down one because we have this thing
with alligators down here in the season. It's not a fake story. This one is in Y Mama, and you
might recognize the name YMama. I do. I've been to YMama many times. Sure, sure.
And I've been asked that several. Anyway. Yeah. Why? Mama.
A motorcyclist is hospitalized with serious injuries after colliding with a 10-foot alligator
on YMama Road early Friday morning. Is it foggy or something? That's not unusual,
apparently, in the state, because that's the second time this happened this week.
Yeah, it gets foggy, and they get out of the road, and they're going to get rid of,
You run into them.
Well, we are in mating season.
Right now is All right now.
How many times it has been foggy out and you ran into something?
Yeah, well, you know, try to avoid the 10-foot alligator laying in the middle of the road.
You know, 75 right there with what we call alligator alley for that very reason.
There's like big all the road all the time.
Is the motorcyclist okay?
He was in critical condition.
He has been upgraded to stable now.
Tell me his nickname was Gator.
I'm hanging up.
Gator, right?
Wasn't that a Bert Reynolds movie?
Oh, there was Scales, hit the Gator.
Yeah, no, apparently he's doing much better, but the guy who was driving the car a week earlier
flipped his car several times after smashing a little games.
Must have been like a smart car kind of rolled off the road, you know.
Come on, a Gator's not knocking over a car.
Yeah, there was a picture of the crash.
It was brutal looking.
Somebody really took a dive.
Was it reported on 10 news?
Local 10 news.
Who names their station local 10?
Honestly.
Yeah, my next favorite story comes from Palm Bay, Florida,
where Mr. Ken Boyer is called an inspiration to people everywhere
by battling cancer and still falling in love at the age of 60.
Well, you can't put an age limit of love, first of all.
You can't do that.
That's impossible, don't you?
Truly.
I mean, I'm not saying that the age mattered so much.
Look.
Love, if it's meant to be, it finds you no matter where you're at.
Bill Cosby.
So you've got this guy who has fallen in love at this stage of his illness with women,
apparently all over the state in Winterhaven, in Tampa, in Miami, Jacksonville, and in Sebastian.
And just needed a place to stay while he was undergoing treatment, borrowing money, you know,
mooching off these ladies. He called one of them in court when he was called to trial.
His old landlady. I love this guy. So he's just, he's just spread to the law.
$2,000 she gave this guy. I mean, so what? Is she claiming that he stole it from her?
No, actually, all the women are claiming that this guy's not sick at all. He's just sick in the head
because there's no evidence that he's ever had cancer. Yeah, but he hasn't done, he hasn't tried to
defraud anyone he just told him hey i got cancer can you owe me some money yeah but that's the
definition of fraud is when you lie to somebody for something wait what what so so i can't tell
i mean if i don't if i don't start a go fund to me page right if i just go up to someone
who i'm in love with and say now you know i love you but right now i've
I think I have cancer.
Did he say he had cancer or did he say he thinks he has cancer?
He said he had stage four brain cancer, lung cancer, liver cancer.
Yeah, he's used a bunch of different stories and apparently absolutely no medical evidence.
But it worked.
Yeah, for at least $22,000 from one lady that he was living with.
That's not that much, though.
I mean, that's why you needed more women.
At a time, right?
22 grand, I mean.
That's a good monthly salary.
if you could get around. Apparently they said he was driving up to five hours a day to spend time with these different women.
I bet. Plus he had to go to treatment.
Yeah, they found out through his cell phone records that there was at least five or six people that he was defrauding.
You know, that they were assisting with. They were assisting him with his life.
Yeah, because, you know, he needed all those treatments and a place to stay and food and gas money.
and speaking of money,
$100,000 awarded to a Florida woman
who was burned by Starbucks coffee.
What?
Here we go again.
Starbucks has been ordered to pay $100,000 to a woman who was severely injured
when a lid came off her coffee that they gave her
and she got second-degree burns
and apparently permanent scarring
and the venty-sized coffee was spilt in her lap
was 190 degrees passed through the drive-thru window.
So, Aventi, that's their large, right?
Yeah, it's not the super large, but yeah, the really large.
Yeah, because I wouldn't want them to call it a large.
Right.
Yeah, because there's, you know, apparently there are four seconds.
So this lady goes through the drive-thru, buys hot coffee, spills it on herself,
and it's Starbucks fault.
Right, and you'll love this one.
According to Morgan and Morgan, the jury was award.
Morgan and Morgan, now that's a floor.
attorneys group right there.
Morgan and Morgan.
We ran Morgan spots
when I worked in Florida until
hell froze over it. Oh, wait.
It hasn't. It has. So they're still running.
It looks like John Morgan's going to
be running for governor.
What?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that just came out a couple of weeks back
and he has thrown his hat in, so to speak.
Not officially yet, but.
Mr. Bigshot, made a lot of money. Might as well.
Okay. Well, he got the Florida amendment
for marijuana medical marijuana pass through.
Good for him.
Yeah.
$85,000 for pain and suffering and physical impairment,
disfigurement, inconvenience, and my favorite,
loss of capacity for enjoyment of life.
That's it.
Shut up.
Chuckinflora.com.
Loss of capacity for the love of life.
Enjoyment.
Enjoyment of life.
Jeffie, I just don't feel I have the capacity to enjoy life anymore.
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All right, I couldn't take it.
I seriously have now shut off all three televisions.
In fact, I should just tweet out the picture because as I sit here doing the show
and we talk about stuff and we, you know, whatever,
and I have three television screens right in my face.
And, you know, they watch the news, right?
I mean they've got, you know, Fox, CNN, whatever, whatever is on the stupid channels.
The entire time, this last segment, they've got the bottom television, which was Fox, has Trump in Saudi Arabia.
Apparently, there's wall-to-wall coverage.
And I can't, I almost, I have to stop and stare when they show Donald and Melania walking into this palace
or every time they show her walking around the palace
because she's got this Santa belt on.
This is driving me crazy.
I know it's,
I guess it looks okay.
Trust me when I tell you that the Santa belt is probably the size of,
I don't know,
my sock.
I got it,
I got it.
I got my Santa belt is smaller.
I mean bigger.
I got it.
But it's just so big.
I can't look.
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What would you do to protect your children?
Well, most people would say anything.
Right, it doesn't matter.
They're my children.
You'd protect it.
You do what you want.
Somebody was looking to harm them.
You would protect them.
So let's say you're a dad.
A hypothetical situation.
Let's say you're a dad in, I don't know, Indianapolis.
Let's just pick a city out of America, Indianapolis.
And you're outside playing, you know, baseball with your son.
Now, your son is four years old, so you got your little stick out there with the baseball,
and you're playing a little stick ball with them because you, you know,
you want them to hit the ball and run, you're just goofing off.
and you're out in a little park area
in your neighborhood.
And you're playing with your little son.
And hit the ball, yay, go.
Here's the bases, went around the bases,
trying to teach the kid baseball.
She'd already know it by four.
All of a sudden,
a giant bird, goose
comes flying into the neighborhood
and starts to land.
And I don't know if you know this,
but goose is.
is mean. You can quote me on that.
Okay? Gooses
is mean. Something like that.
So the dad
grabs the plastic
baseball bat.
Now he claims
he hit the goose once.
Wack, picked up the kid
and ran away. To protect
the kid.
A neighbor
calls authorities
now personally
and this is just me before we get any farther into the story.
If you're a human being that would see a man
swinging at a mean goose trying to attack his son
and him as they're in some park area playing
and your first reaction is,
I've got to call authorities because of that poor goose.
Stop listening to this program.
right now. Now there goes, I don't even have anybody that works here anymore. They're all gone.
Okay, you should be ashamed of yourself. You know, I know you didn't stop listening because you're
thinking, I'm going to say something bad about you, but I'm not. I'm just going to tell you that
you should be ashamed of yourself. Okay? Because geese's is meat. Something like that.
Now, the late, I say the lady, the person who
hauled authorities in Indianapolis
said that
he swang at the bird
four or five times. Now, I would say
is the bird still alive?
Yes. Then you didn't swing at it enough.
So I would say you're good. You're good. The bird's still alive? Yeah. All right, you're good. No problem.
You were protecting your son. No problem. You were protecting
your son, no problem.
We're good.
Have a good day, sir.
We'll go find
who is the
that's an old TV show reference, so never mind.
It doesn't matter that I can't think of her
stupid dame anyway.
Cravitz.
Old TV show Bewitched.
The lady across the street.
This is cravitz.
Right?
I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter.
It's a stupid TV thing, but
it's amazing to me that you would see that.
And even if, let's say you came upon it,
you walked out your front door,
and all of a sudden there's a guy and his son
and the guy is swinging his plastic bat at the goose.
If your first reaction is to call authorities
because of the goose, stop listening,
I mean, why?
How is that possible?
Who thinks that way?
There are people that think that way.
Animal activists, Joe.
People who care for animals.
People who, you know, people for the ethical treatment of animals.
Those people.
So the Department of Natural Resources response.
I showed up in Marion County.
and issued a summons to go before the judge.
Normally, you think to yourself,
a common sense judge in America is going to say,
stop it.
Stop it.
I don't know if the person who filed the report,
the person who saw it happen,
who called authorities, had to testify in court.
I doubt it in today's world.
doubt it very much.
But it is possible.
But I don't think you actually have to face your accusers anymore in America.
You just have to be accused of something.
And you're guilty.
Now, Mr. McDaniel went before the court.
And he said, Your Honor, these are not quotes.
This is just me.
I'll tell you a whole testimony, but I probably should do that because it's not real.
So he went before the judge.
and I'm still amazed
that something like this happens
I mean I don't know why I'm amazed
because we hear stupid stories all the time
of people reporting things
and people being
we have a summons to appear before the judge on Monday
I was protecting my son
I know but there's been a complaint filed
so
I have to go before the judge
on Monday
here's your summons
Now, if he doesn't go before the summit,
he doesn't go before the judge,
then he's got a warrant.
Probably ends up in prison,
all for protecting his son
with a plastic baseball bat
against one of them
mean gooses,
because geeses is mean, man.
I mean,
there's videos all over the internet
showing these nasty geesees and guinea hands
and big old birds
yapping at people across the street
attacking him.
But I can't protect my four-year-old son?
I knew.
The bird is lucky to be alive.
Mr. McDaniel goes before the court.
And the judge,
raise your hand if you think the judge
agreed with the father
or disagreed with the father.
If you think the judge
disagreed with the father,
raise your hand.
You're right.
You're right.
The court didn't agree with his actions and issued a fine, along with court costs to Mr. McDaniel.
Agonizing.
Agonizing.
Now, the aggressive fine was $25.
The court cost was $133.
Not a lot, right?
Not a lot at all.
However, that really isn't the point.
Now, and James McDaniel, the father, you know, he's not going to have to pay the money
because one of the Fox 59 Indianapolis viewers said, that's ridiculous, and I'll pay it for him.
So he's got people behind him.
So if you're the person who came out of your house, or maybe you stayed in your house,
with your little binoculars.
And you thought you had to call authorities
because this guy was protecting his son
against the geese's as mean birds.
You won.
You won.
But not really because Mr. McDaniel protected his son.
The bird lived.
There are rules.
You can protect yourself.
You can protect yourself.
I really think what happened is that he swang three or four times swung, swang, beat, pummeled, probably, you know, because the bird is attacking.
And geese's is mean, man.
And so he got carried away.
And he didn't, you know, so he got carried away.
He didn't kill the bird.
And the lady, you can only use, you know, justified force against animals.
So whatever the force is coming against you with the animals,
and whatever the animal is, is the reactionary force that you can use,
which is all subject to interpretation, right?
And obviously the person who filed the complaint
and the judge thought that it was too much.
He said he only swang once.
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
But, again, I would reiterate that as long as the bird is alive,
it didn't touch my son, I did the right thing.
I don't want you to kill the mean geese.
But if he's attacking your kid, yeah, the plastic bat's going down.
Me and the mean geese is going at it.
Hard.
But not in Marion County.
You're going to do that in Indianapolis.
You're going to be fine.
You are going to be fine.
So I guess it's okay to protect your kids, but
You just can't beat the mean geese of Indianapolis.
You know, we used to...
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Nope.
Can't tell that story.
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Strange story out of Japan this week.
Talking about high school dating and high school dating girls in uniforms
and the older men are coming after these younger girls.
And there's regular guys, high school guys don't want to date the younger girls.
They just want to be left alone and the older men are after the younger girls.
And it's really, you know, it was kind of like, okay, that's a little weird.
And they have cafes that are specifically set up to deal with that.
Talk about not growing, you know, it's really kind of strange what's happening in Japan.
And you think originally I thought, well, you know, is that, you know, obviously there's, you know, a million jokes that we can go with.
But serious business.
When, I mean, they're already losing.
Their, you know, birth rate is way, way below what it needs to be to, you know, regenerate Japan.
So, I mean, that's been a problem for them for quite a while now.
However, for a number of years, including, you know, all over the world, all over the world,
we were told that there's too many people and to stop having children.
And then now all of a sudden it's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You still have to have kids.
You still have to have kids.
So you wonder, well, why don't the younger guys want to be, you know, go out on dates,
be with younger girls and be with the girls that are in the school uniforms?
That's their girls.
That's their age.
That's the ones you want to be with.
and a related story.
Sex robot harmony.
Ready to hit the market.
Yeah.
Sex robot harmony ready to hit the market.
There's going to be virtual reality,
sex, gaming sex,
sex dolls, sex machines,
and not the,
I'm a sex machine, James Brown,
sex machine.
I'm talking about the sex machine.
of a machine.
He wants to be with humans?
Ew.
I have to touch somebody else.
And then for years, I mean, there's been the Real Dow.
And they've, RealDow is, I was,
not that I was looking at the Real Dow page,
but they've, you know, it's actually gotten better.
They're doing stories all on the,
on the Sex Bot Harmony.
Take a look at Real Dow.
they've been up in their game for a number of years now.
Comes in a box, you unwrap it. It's all yours.
It doesn't speak.
So many bad jokes about real doll.
But it isn't.
I'll tell you what, they're not your granddad's blow-up doll.
I'll tell you that.
That's for sure.
You want to know why kids don't want to be with each other?
Welcome to stick them into a room with the computer all day and then say,
hey, go out and try to get a date and be with somebody.
Why?
You mean like touch them?
They want to do that
because we're human beings
and that's what we do.
That's how you get children
and have babies and make the world better
and more people and love each other
and just get out of that room and go meet somebody.
No?
What if they say no?
have to live with that?
No?
How about that?
How about no to your no?
How about I stay right here?
Me with my
own little world.
How about that?
So that's what you get, Japan.
And then you end up with old guys trying to get...
Old guys trying to get with the younger girls.
Because nobody else is getting with them.
Maybe the younger girls are even saying,
hey, what about me?
I mean
this world
is
this is what you get
it's what you get
it's what you get
it's all there is is what you get
now there was a very strange story
again this world
man
it's what you get
it's what you get
out of Russia
creator of a game
he brags
he's in jail now
he brags
that he is
He is cleansing society.
He is cleansing society with his game.
If you have teenagers,
you need to read this story.
Because this guy and people like him,
but this guy for sure is what is going to be attacking
those kids that won't go out and meet people.
and ick, I don't want to touch anybody,
ick.
Then they meet this guy online,
and he's got,
when he talks about cleansing society,
he goes through,
and you end up,
I mean,
he's got,
he's at least 160 young kids
have killed themselves
because of this guy.
And he's proud of it.
Proud of it.
So when you stick your kids upstairs
and say,
here's your virtual reality games,
and your gaming games and your toy games and your televisions.
Now, go out and meet somebody, and they say,
ick, be ready for this guy.
I'll tell you about him.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show.
Only on the Blaze Radio Network.
The Jeff Fisher Show.
There's no, I'm sorry, welcome to the broadcast.
We're having a little off-air discussion on the,
how great
marriage is
and what a wonderful thing it is
when two people come together
and love each other
and share their lives together
and anyone listening
that believes that
is there anything?
Anyone,
anyone
that believes that.
I don't know.
I was actually came up
with another
a million dollar idea.
Now,
I've talked about,
I had an idea
a long time ago
about something
that I thought
was
million dollar idea a lot of people you know frowned upon my ideas whatever but uh you know
facebook has had some real issues with their with their facebook live and and now they've got uh they've
got the deal where in australia uh or austria i'm sorry not austria austria austria uh ruled that
facebook uh it's got to delete all their hate postings will you tell us please austrian god what
hate post is so we know are you going to be the god that lets us know will you be the word police
please uh they the the court europe they should be able to automate the process if it doesn't say
love in it it's a hate speech so just get rid of those okay but they've had a couple of
issues with their facebook live posts uh eh you know minor issues
Okay, so some people have gotten beaten up.
Okay, so some people have set themselves on fire.
Okay, so some people have showed them harming other people.
Okay, so there's been some things happen on Facebook Live that less than optimal.
Let's use that.
Less than optimal.
However, I think, well, you know what?
I probably shouldn't get that idea.
That's twice today.
I don't want to give up my idea.
But this is actually a million-dollar idea
that I think I am going to go to Facebook over.
I mean, will Zuckerberg see the brilliance in it?
I don't know.
I don't know if he will or not.
I already am glowing,
thinking that it's this great idea that Facebook should buy from me.
And I'm willing to sell it to Facebook for,
well, it's a negotiation process.
By Donald Trump all of a sudden?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
It's a negotiation.
Okay?
Okay.
Great plan from Lucky Charms.
Raise your hands if you like Lucky Charms.
Of course you do.
Raise your hands if you suffer through the lucky part to get to the charms.
So you just love the marshmallows.
Of course you do.
Well, Lucky Charms is going to give away 10,000 marshmallow only buy.
And why in heaven's name do we not have at least 2,000 of them in front of me right now?
I do not know.
I do not know.
General Mills giving away 10,000 boxes filled with only marshmallows.
Now you've got to go out and purchase specially marked boxes of those lucky charms that have a code on the inside back panel.
Consumers could find out if they want a box of marshmallow cereal by entering the 14-digit code at marshmallow only.com.
That's kind of a good idea.
Now, I would say, as I don't know, just a thought off the top of my head, why not,
why not issue them for Christmas?
Put them on the shelf.
Let's go.
Merry Christmas from Lucky Charms.
Merry Christmas.
Marshallows only.
Now this is going to be good through December.
So good luck.
And you know, you think there's only going to be 10,000?
I believe that there'll probably be, hey, we've now, we've now have the opportunity.
All of all of the 10,000 have sold out.
Should we make more?
Hey, I don't know.
Maybe.
So I'm sure there'll be, there'll be more.
There'll be more coming.
there will be more coming.
Wait, what?
Hold on.
I was just issued an alert on my email.
Blair candy.
Marcello bits, eight ounce.
Oh, but that's not,
I know.
You can get those in those bulk things, right?
That's the bulk of marshmallow things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, I understand.
So I get the alert of my email.
Oh, hey, idiot.
you could already get these marshmallows or anything.
There's the Blair Candy.
Why don't the Lucky Charms to try to fool you with their 10,000 boxes?
I don't think they're the same thing.
I think they're the same thing.
You know, obviously, you know, it's possible that I could be wrong.
Doesn't happen often, but I could be wrong.
But I just don't think they're saying it.
It's not the same.
It's not the lucky charms.
It's not the, you don't have the whole.
thing, the whole Lucky Charm thing.
I mean, of course
we have the bulk tubs
in those stores where you can go and
shovel plastic bags full
of whatever bulk candy you want
and down it.
What, 800 pound person hasn't done that.
Of course.
And of course you can walk by those tubs
and just eat handfuls like you're not supposed to.
So?
You're not supposed to, wait, you're not
supposed to just put your hand in and take the
bulk stuff out and eat it?
Oh, that's kind of weird.
When did they start doing that?
Or you could, and this is not that I've ever, I've seen this done before, and it pisses me on.
People get the plastic bag and they fill up their plastic bag with whatever bulk candy they have,
and then they walk around and eat it out of the bag.
Man, that pisses me on.
You're supposed to tie it up and wait for it to be weighed, okay, and then pay for it.
I mean, that's like eating grapes.
at the grocery
you're supposed to pay for the grays
before you eat them, okay?
Like, paying for the bananas
before you weigh them.
You're supposed to eat,
you're supposed to do that
before you eat them.
Man, that pisses me off.
People do that.
I can't believe people do that, yeah.
They, uh, they frown,
so if you, I've seen,
this happened, I saw this happen.
It wasn't, I mean,
they'll look at me like I would do this.
But you put the banana peel
and maybe the grape,
the grape thing on them.
conveyor belt up to the cashier.
They don't know what to do.
Just saying it's kind of funny.
It gets you through the day once in a while.
New grocery stores.
New grocery stores coming to America.
Now, according to the article,
the German grocery chain
with the power to cripple Aldi and Whole Foods
and Trader Joe's
is about to invade America.
The highly competitive European
grocery chain.
Is it little?
Lytle?
Let me let me
bring the,
yeah, I'd do something.
Okay, I'm sorry to make you turn around
and do something.
Really, like the audio pronunciation.
Be nice.
L-I-D-L.
L-I-D-L.
L-I-D-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L.
Little.
I like little.
I like little.
Promising prices are,
or in some cases half of those at existing supermarkets.
Wow.
They're going to open in June 15th.
Where are they going to open at North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia?
Wow.
And then they're planning on order another 80 along the East Coast.
Liddle.
Right?
Liddle?
I know, you know, I know it takes a while for the dial-up to tone in.
Little.
That's not what it says here, though.
it says pronounced L-E-E-D-I-L-L-L-E-L-L-L-E-L-L-L-L-L.
So let's hear it again.
Little.
L-I-D-L.
The hell does a computer know.
So be ready for, so be ready for
Little.
Opening here in America,
as they're ready to take over America.
President's CEO, Brandon Proctor, said in a statement when customers shop at
Little.
They will experience less complexity, lower prices, better choices, and greater confidence.
Little.
Coming to America.
Good luck.
You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show.
The Blaze Radio Network is the Jeff Fisher Show.
Okay.
Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.
There's just a ton of things that we just didn't get a chance to get to today.
We got, you know, a huge list of television shows being canceled.
I am such a TV fan.
But we do have next weekend.
Now, I will say, I will say this.
We go on vacation.
I say we.
I say the Glenbeck Radio program.
Goes on vacation next week.
And Friday starts that vacation.
And so this is broadcast.
for next week and the week after will probably not be, well, it won't be live with me.
I promise you.
I just can't tell you exactly who's going to fill in and who isn't going to fill in.
It's a secret.
I could tell you about it.
So, but we go on vacation and it's one of the longest vacations we've ever had as a show.
No, it's not over.
I was just like, that's dumb.
Don't look at me like that.
Two weeks.
Two whole weeks.
I know.
Never mind.
Don't look at me like that.
And I am so looking forward to those two weeks.
The first few days will be glorious.
Glorious.
Glorious.
So that'll be something happening around here anyway.
But that weekend, I mean, we have a lot of,
Netflix is going to drop house of cards
and they're going to drop bloodline.
I mean, it's going to be,
honey, we've got to,
we're on vacation, we need to go here.
No?
No, but I mean, we're on vacation.
We have to, we're going to take a trip.
No?
Well, just,
honey, we're on vacation.
Why are you,
why do you have your tablet in your hand
because I'm watching Netflix on House of Cards and Bloodline?
But we're on vacation.
Can't you talk to the, no?
No.
My binging vacation.
That's what's happening.
Okay?
Get off me.
So I, you know, that's the update on the old vacation.
It's been a long, it seems like forever since we've had a vacation.
And I am really looking forward to it.
And when we're off, it's going to be the first, the first,
that's going to be my daughter's birthday.
It's going to be my son's daughter's birthday.
It's going to be the first day of hurricane season.
And there's stuff going on.
So it'll be ashamed to be right in the middle of bloodline and house of cars.
And I'll have some dues to catch up on when we get back.
But we're not going to catch up on until we get back.
Lawrence Jones is standing by to do his broadcast here from the Blaze Radio Network.
And then Mike Slater and Joe Pags all round out your Saturday on the Blaze Radio Network.
And then Monday through Friday, you've got Doc Thompson.
Glennbeck
Opelca
Yeah, that's his name
Salcedo, yeah
Pat and Stu
Buck Sexton
Yeah, that's right
That rounds out
Money through Friday
So why
Why do you even go
Anywhere else?
I don't know
Don't answer it either
Okay, don't answer it
I want to give you
A study
That was, I'm going to leave you
With a study
That was a complete waste of money
And many of you are going to say to yourself
And say to me
Jeff, you know, most study money is wasted.
We don't need to be giving people study money or grant money.
It's wasted.
Okay?
We should let, I don't know, the everyday businesses,
capitalism, free trade, take care of that.
No, no.
We need study money from the government.
That's the way it works.
But this particular study is unbelievable.
I read it and I went, that can't be a study.
and it is.
And this is exactly why, how easy it is to get study money.
I've told you the story before when I was doing a show in Florida,
and I had a congressman on who I loved.
He was really a good guy, and he quit Congress because he was fed up already.
That's how bad he hated it.
He quit.
He went back to farming, and he could have had a great career.
And I asked him, hey, I love studies.
I've got some great ideas.
How do I get study money?
Oh, Jeff, we'll just call my office.
I just call my office and we'll start the paperwork and then we'll come out and fill stuff out and you'll start the paper.
We'll get it. We'll get you taken care of.
What?
I could have been making millions and then he quit.
The heck.
But this is the study that I thought, okay, we've gone too far.
A study has confirmed that women in bikinis and scantly dressed girls tend to,
to be viewed by man as objects.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show.
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