Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/20/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: News From Around The World ... And Florida

Episode Date: May 20, 2017

- Anthony Weiner pleads guilty, he's a jerk- Clock boy loses again- Trump, Trump, Trump- Angela Merkel misses the mark- Chuck in Florida with Sunshine State newsFollow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I know. Okay, no, there's no. Don't you dare look at me like that. All right. My daughter, soon to be 10. Holy crap. Double digits, June 1st. Which makes me 800 years old.

She wanted to, you know, pay my fingernails last night. And I said I would wear them for the weekend. So get off me. All right? And I actually like a couple of them. So just leave me. Oh, we got a ton of stuff to talk about. Thank you for coming along for the ride today.

I had to get Bill Cosby off my chest because I really just, I want to like him so much. and I just, I just can't. Just can't anymore. And I listen to him and I want to like him and I just can't anymore. We've got so many things going on in the world. I mean, I could talk, sit here and talk about Trump on his tour. We could talk about, you know, he's over in Saudi Arabia.

Wait for Saturday Night Live. The Saturday Night Live bit is going to be Trump in Saudi Arabia. And I've seen two shots of Melania now. one shot which she was either leaving or just arriving, and then there was another shot of where they were going into one of the palaces. And she was wearing different outfits, but both outfits had these eight foot wide belts around her waist. I'm not sure.

I mean, I know it's a fashion statement. I got it. It's like a, for me it would be like a Santa belt around, around my waist, which I may do. Maybe that's what we do. Maybe we call Melania Santa Claus and just put the big Santa Belter around her. But I mean, on her, fine.

A lot of other people, probably not so much. But there's got to be a bit there somewhere. They don't pay me to think of them. There has to be some sort of Saturday Night Live bit there somewhere. So look forward to that tonight. Anthony Weiner. Oh my gosh.

Back of the news again, pleads guilty to his sexting case. You know, probably not going to do any jail time. He has to register as a sex offender. I'm surprised he's not registered as a sex offender already. I mean, even if he isn't registered now, everybody knows. Ooh, Weiner. I still, my favorite Anthony Weiner part of his story career. I mean, he tried to shut us down here at the Blaze Radio Network.

he was a congressman. I don't necessarily know that it was the blaze at the time. I think it was still just Glenn Beck and maybe GBTV. But, I mean, he was such a prick. I was sorry to see him fall. But I just remember him on TV when they were showing him his first picture. And I said, well, there's a picture of, is this the sexting here? The guy with this towel and he was showing his thing.

And he's on TV going, I wish, knowing that it was him. Knowing he was looking at himself. Oh, I wish that sure is hot for a guy, huh? Shut up. Sorry to see him fall. Then I watched his documentary Weeder. And the wife, you know what? She's been hanging around with Hillary for a number of years.

She can take it. But she did not look happy at all during that documentary. Oh, my gosh. And if you were married to Anthony, you wouldn't be happy either. But she is now filed for divorce. About freaking time. Umah.

About freaking time. And I know that you got the kid and everything. Get over it. Get over it. Anthony still is going to think that he's smarter than everybody else forever. So let him be, you know, let him be smarter than everybody else. But bye.

And the clockboy still in the news trying to make headway, a clock boy oh wait oh what another case dismissed uh against uh against the mayor the former mayor of eric oh my gosh do you mean that it was all bull and it was all just a big hoax right yes it was why please just go away i'm at the clock boy go away done with you okay I'm done with you. Great study from Harvard. 80% of the Trump coverage was negative during the first 100 days. A lot of that, I would say 80% of the 80% were brought on by Trump.

I'm watching right now, they're showing a signing ceremony of an arms deal with Saudi Arabia that son-in-law put together. And they're sitting there signing the papers. and Donald has his resting Trump face. It's an embarrassment. I mean, our president is signing the papers, and he looks great and it looks presidential. It's wonderful, and I'm glad he's putting this deal together,

and I'm glad his family is helping him. Put the deals together and create jobs and military strongholds in Saudi Arabia, and they're our ally and one of our closest friends, and we really appreciate everything that he's done. Senator Comey. Going to testify publicly before the intelligence panel, that will be interesting. That will be interesting. I will be interested to, you know, to kind of see what he has to say.

Because I know he took his little notes. And we had a little wiretapping going on. You know, so, I mean, you know, where we just found out what they were all saying and what they were saying. And, you know, news every day breaking on the stupid story and the Russians and every damn thing else. And they had a big story earlier in the week where there's, you know, Trump Russia. I mean, they might as well just call it that forever. Trump Russia. Now, look, we could spend all day today talking about President Trump, talking about what great things he's done.

Well, we couldn't spend all day doing that. But we could spend all day talking about the things that have happened while he's been in office. If you'd like to let me know all the great things that he's done since he's been in office, I'd be fascinated to actually have specifics of that because I've seen any great list of specifics. But hey, whatever. We can talk about the, you know, I read the stupid Reuters exclusive. I mean, you know, you get into the story and then they tell you that, well, So far, we haven't found any evidence, but, and then they've got another page of stuff beaten up.

I mean, the numbers were the numbers, in the words of Bill Cosby on Donald Trump, and the stories against Donald Trump, and they're piling on Donald Trump, and it's never ending on Donald Trump. Donald should just use the Bill Cosby defense. The numbers were the numbers. before the numbers were the numbers that were the numbers. Now, Angela Merkel, Germany, the Chancellor, Angela Merkel. She spoke yesterday saying that Germans have failed to grasp how Muslim immigration

has transformed their country. You know what, Angela, I bet you that's not true. I bet you, I bet you, that Germany has grasped how the Muslim immigration has transformed their country. I bet you they have. Now, according to you, you say we're there going to have to come to terms with more mosques than churches throughout the countryside. Really?

Our country, she goes on to say, is going to carry on charging and integration is also a carry on changing. And integration is also a task for the society taking up the task of dealing with immigrants. For years, we've been deceiving ourselves about this. Mosques, for example, are going to be a more prominent part of our cities than they were before. Germany with a population of 4 or 5 million Muslims has been divided in recent weeks with the debate of remarks, yeah, because we have a falling birth rate, but not our immigrants. Not our immigrants. So, have fun.

Because she believes that Germany will be an Islamic state. Now, I will say this. In the words of Bill Cosby, the numbers? And Angela Merkel believes that Germany get over it. Germans have failed to grasp how Muslim immigration has transformed their country. No, they haven't, Angela. No, they haven't.

Now, the difference is how they come to terms with it, right? That's the difference. No question. Have to come to terms with it. Now, she also admitted that the country will soon become a stronghold. She made the remarks and said the official acknowledgement that Germany, like other European countries, is destined to become a stronghold of Islam. Numbers.

Wait, what? I am in love with that stupid bill of cosby of the numbers. Holy cow. That's absolutely amazing. All right. 888-90-9-3393 is the phone number. We've got all kinds of, I promise, I won't do, I can't, I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't do, I can't do a Saturday.

I just can't. I just can't. I want, I can talk about, I can't talk about, I can't talk about. I could talk about Donald. Talk about the pro-Trump media response. Charlie Worsell has a great, a great article

on how the pro-Trump media responds to a crisis in four steps. I mean, it's really, it's a great story. He follows the Trump media. He's got pro and anti-Trump media, how the things will respond. We could do that. We could talk more about Don if you want.

We could talk about the Trump-Russia connection. We could talk about the trip overseas. We could beat up on bottom because of the Israel thing. I mean, he won't make Jerusalem the capital. We heard Bill O'Reilly say yesterday on the Glenn Beck radio program that that's up to Netanyahu. The first time I ever heard that. If Netanyahu wants it to be moved to Jerusalem, then it will happen.

That's what Bill O'Reilly said. Okay. Whatever you say, Bill. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets.

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So, in Mississippi, The university hospital, they're clearing land a couple years ago, and they run across a couple bodies. They run across like, oh my gosh, must be 60 or 70 bodies out there. And across them. Oh, we've got to stop construction. I mean, oh, that's right. That's where the Mississippi State Asylum was for years. Yeah, it was open from 1855 to 1935.

So there's probably, what, a couple dozen, a few dozen bodies out there. We got to clear a little bit of land. We have, who we tried to build a parking garage. You know, they understand. Got to figure something out. Then they started clearing some more land. And it looks like there's, otherwise there's more bodies.

Then they started clearing, it looks like there's more bodies. And then we realized that from 1855 until 1935, there were about 35,000 patients over the course of those years that came through the Mississippi State University lunatic asylum. I think we clear some more land. We've got to build this car park garage. We've got to figure out something. Get somebody in here.

Get somebody in here and figure out what we can do. We've got to move these bodies. it looks like there's more than 70 it looks like oh my gosh maybe there's there's maybe a couple thousand a couple thousand bodies yeah we got to figure something out with these

so we'll move on a little bit and we'll see what what's going on and then we we'll do some more surveys and we'll see is that all of them oh it's not all of them what are there a couple more yeah we figure there's about I don't know somewhere we

between six and seven thousand bodies buried where they want to build this garage, where the lunatic asylum stood for 80 years. Now, this is just me. Jeff Fisher. Jeff Fisher Radio Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Okay. I would say that it would be worth whatever amount of money they're spending. to not move those bodies.

You put up any kind of fence, you put up any kind of wall, you call it lunatic hill, asylum, cemetery, lost souls, whatever you want to call it, and leave it alone. Because you start moving those bodies.

Well, we have to restore it. We've got a parking garage to build. It's wrong. We don't know what happened to these bodies. We're going to figure, and out. They were probably, I mean, there was a lunatic asylum. There were probably tests going on and weird things happening.

Some of them maybe died of regular causes, but probably not. We got to figure out what happened to them. No, you don't. Leave it alone. When you start messing with that place, man. Good luck. God bless Mississippi State Hospital. Okay.

Good luck, God bless. But I would say that would be a place that I would avoid. Now, make it a nice place. Make it a monument. Making a place to go to. Pay homage to the lunatic hole. Whatever you want to do, just leave it where it is.

Because you start moving that thing around, man. I don't know. There was a documentary a few years ago. What was that documentary? What was that documentary? Oh, yeah. Poltergeist. The Jeff Fisher Show.

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Don't mind me. I'm just adjusting the mic stand. That's what Bill Cosby said, too. Anyway, the, I'm sure. So stop it. Stop it. This thing's all loose again. Bill, stop.

And I have to stop talking because I can continue this line of thought for the next hour. And I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that for you. I don't want to do that for me. I don't want to do that for Chuck in Florida.com. I don't want to continue down that line of thought because I can do it. I'll do it forever for you. I'll do it forever.

And I just have to stop for a moment and try to get myself over it. Okay. I got to stop. I don't know that I can now. Okay. Gotta adjust my cord. See what I mean? I can't.

You turn it up a little bit. See? You can't say anything. I seriously, I can't. All right, so welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. We have got, I was looking at some of the stories that we have yet to get to for you today. I know I spent some time with Bill Cosby in the first.

hour of the broadcast. I was important. Bill, look, Bill was an American icon. And he still is. He's just, I mean, you talk about fall from grace, man. So many, so many people that we've put up on a pedestal have fallen from grace. And maybe, you know, some would say that perhaps we should put people up on a pedestal.

Some would say that there's only, I don't know, some kind of entity that should be put up there. And that would be it, right? That's the entity we should put up on the pedestal. Not people. Okay. I mean, if you want to believe that, go ahead. But I mean, we've got, I've got such great story about the guy in Indianapolis with the goose. I've got the culture in Japan with the old guys and the high school girls.

I've got a little United Airlines. I mean, some stuff with United Airlines. I've got a stupid study money. There's a study with God-awful stupid study money. There was absolutely no sense. I mean, I'm a huge study-money fan guy. I mean, if you can get study money, great. What you want is, you know, study money, you have to produce something.

What you want is a grant. If you get study money, you have to go out and produce something, right? You have to, like you say, I think that I want to study the difference between putting this headphone cord on the table if the radio show sounds better or if I hold the radio cord hanging down from the connection what the difference between the radio show sounds. You have to produce something and then you have to produce, you know, the differences that you've studied. You get grant money. That's free money. Grant money. I want to study if people clap their hands when they're happy or sad.

Okay, well, here's a grant for $8 million. Okay. What did you find out? We're still looking into it. Still looking into it. Have you? Oh, yeah. I mean, I go out every day.

I watch people clap every day. But can't quite figure it out yet. I mean, that's what you want. You want grant money. So anyway, there was some study money that was spent. That's just the god-awful stupid. And not to tie in god-awful stupid with chuckin' florida.com. But, uh, chuck and florida.com.

How are you? Greetings from Florida, Jeffrey, where I am glad. I am not Bill Cosby's lawyer. I don't know. Bill still got a lot of money. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, no kidding. Right.

Just sitting on the third line, breathing into the phone. Ridiculous. So, Chuck, we bring you on board to enlighten us on some of the happenings in the great state of Florida, because while other states create criminals, Florida has its own breed. Oh, truly, most definitely a breed unto itself. And those are? Well, today, I think I concur with you about the whole Bill Cosby story and how you just want to say things that are inappropriate. So I'm going to jump right into a story that should take us away from all of that, right?

Right? In Big Pine Key, Big Pine Key, Florida, a woman was arrested, Felicia Mae Farrington, for being naked in the living room. That was not why she was arrested, however. You could be naked in your living room. This is true. However, it wasn't her living room. Trust me, you can be naked in your living room. Anyway. There's a vision we don't need. So we have this woman naked in somebody else's living room who has apparently taken up residence and the house was for sale. also the real estate agent decided to call the deputies and say, please, remove this woman.

Oh, so she was just living in the house? Yeah, just kind of hanging out. I actually had that happen to a home I was dealing with before. That's not a fun situation, especially when the cops show up, and she's still naked when she answers the door. Nice. And how long has she been? I mean, you talk about squatting. Right.

How long has she been there? Because in today's world, man, that takes a lot to get people out of a house like that. This is true. Apparently she was there long enough that Deputy Richard Wang shows up. Why do you bring me fake stories? I swear to you. Why? This is real. I had to check it because the names are not changed to protect anybody here.

Really? The Weekly World Planet had it. His friends like to call him Dick. This is Deputy Dick Wang. Arrived, looked in the window, said yes, there's a naked woman in the living room. Stop. And my favorite line in the story has to be when Wang knocked on the door. He still doing it.

I thought it was a serious story. He's still doing the story. It's not real. It's a real story. It's not. It's verified. No, it's verified from whom? In this particular case, local 10 news.

Oh, local 10 news. It was on the air. Apparently, they had video and everything. They're putting this stuff on TV. That's how far TV has fallen right there. Dick Wang. shows up to evict the woman, the naked woman in the literal. They're taking it serious.

They are. Apparently the woman is now facing charges of trespassing battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest. Sorry. Couldn't get past it. It's not real. Next story. All right, next story. This one,

I'm actually going to jump down one because we have this thing with alligators down here in the season. It's not a face story. This one is in Yama, and you might recognize the name Y-Mama. I do. I've been to why mama many times. Sure, sure. And I've been asked that several. Anyway. Yeah. Why? Mama. A motorcyclist is hospitalized with serious injuries after colliding with a 10-foot alligator on YMama Road early Friday morning. Is it foggy or something? That's not unusual,

apparently, in the state, because that's the second time this happened this week. Yeah, it gets foggy, and they get out on the road and you run into them. Well, we are in mating season. Right now is All right. How many times it has been foggy out and you ran into something? Yeah, well, you know, try to avoid the 10-foot alligator laying in the middle of the road. You know, 75 right there with what we call alligator alley for that very reason. There's like big alligators crossing the road all the time. Is the motorcyclist okay?

He was in critical condition. It has been upgraded to stable now. Tell me his nickname was Gator. I'm hanging up. Gator, right? I swear to God. Wasn't that a Bert Reynolds movie? Oh, there was scales, hit the Gator.

Yeah, no, apparently he's doing much better, but the guy who was driving the car a week earlier flipped his car several times after Smaski-O Gators? Must have been like a smart car kind of rolled off the road, you know. Come on, a Gator's not knocking over a car. Yeah, there was a picture of the crash. It was brutal looking. Somebody really took a dive. Was it reported on 10 News?

Local 10 News. Who names their station local 10? Honestly. Yeah, my next favorite story comes from Palm Bay, Florida, where Mr. Ken Boyer is called an inspiration to people everywhere by battling cancer and still falling in love at the age of 60.

Well, you can't put an age limit on love, first of all. You can't do that. That's impossible, don't you? Truly. I mean, I'm not saying that the age matters so much. Look, love, if it's meant, to be it finds you no matter where you're at. Bill Cosby. So you've got this guy who has fallen in love at this stage of his illness with women,

apparently all over the state in Winterhaven, in Tampa, in Miami, Jacksonville, and in Sebastian, and just needed a place to stay while he was undergoing treatment, borrowing money, you know, mooching off these ladies. He called one of them in court when he was called to trial. His old landlady. I love this guy. So he's just spread with a lot of. $1,000 she gave this guy.

I mean, so what? Is she claiming that he stole it from her? No, actually, all the women are claiming that this guy's not sick at all. He's just sick in the head because there's no evidence that he's ever had cancer. Yeah, but he hasn't done, he hasn't tried to defraud anyone. He just told him, hey, I got cancer. Can you loan me somebody? money.

Yeah, but that's the definition of fraud is when you lie to somebody for something. Wait, what? What? So, so I can't tell. I mean, if I don't, if I don't start a GoFundMe page. Right. If I just go up to someone who I'm in love with and say, now you know I love you, but right now I think I have cancer.

Did he say he had cancer or did he say he thinks he has cancer? He said he had stage four brain cancer, lung cancer, liver cancer. Yeah, he's used a bunch of different stories. And apparently, absolutely no medical evidence. But it worked. Yeah, for at least $22,000 from one lady that he was living with. That's not that much, though. I mean, that's why you needed more women.

At a time, right? 22 grand, I mean. That's a good monthly salary. If you could get around, apparently they said he was driving up to five hours a day. to spend time with these different women. I bad. Plus he had to go for treatment. Yeah, they found out through his cell phone records that there was at least five or six people that he was defrauding.

He was, you know, that they were assisting with. They were assisting him with his life. Yeah, because, you know, he needed all those treatments and a place to stay and food and gas money. Speaking of money, $100,000 awarded to a Florida woman who was burned by Starbucks, coffee. What? Here we go again. Starbucks has been ordered to pay $100,000 to a woman who was severely injured when a lid came off her coffee that they gave her and she got second degree burns and apparently permanent scarring.

And the venty sized coffee was spilt in her lap was 190 degrees passed through the drive-thru window. So, event that's their large, right? Yeah. It's not the super large, but yeah, the really large. Yeah, because I wouldn't want them to call it a large. Right. Yeah, because there's, you know, apparently there are four seconds. So this lady goes through the drive-thru, buys hot coffee, spills it on herself, and it's Starbucks fault.

Right. And you'll love this one. According to Morgan and Morgan, the jury was award. Morgan and Morgan, now that's a Florida attorney's group right there. Morgan and Morgan. We ran Morgan and Morgan spots when I worked in Florida. until hell froze over it. Oh, wait, it hasn't.

It has. Yeah, because now it looks like John Morgan's going to be running for governor. What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that just came out a couple of weeks back, and he has thrown his hat in, so to speak, not officially yet, but. Mr. Bigshot, made a lot of money, might as well.

Okay, can we? Well, he got the Florida amendment for marijuana, medical marijuana pass through. Good for him. Yeah. $85,000 for pain and suffering, and physical impairment, disfigurement,

inconvenience, and my favorite, loss of capacity for enjoyment of life. Shut up. Chuckinflora.com. Loss of capacity for the love

of the love. Enjoyment. Enjoyment of life. Jeffie, I just don't feel I have the capacity to enjoy life anymore. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. All right, I couldn't take it. I seriously have now shut off all three televisions. In fact, I should just tweet out the picture because as I sit here doing the show and we talk about stuff and we, you know, whatever, and I have three television screens right in my face. And, you know, they watch the news, right?

I mean, they've got, you know, Fox, CNN, whatever, whatever is on the stupid channels. The entire time, this last, segment, they've got the bottom television, which was Fox, has Trump in Saudi Arabia. That's apparently there's wall-to-wall coverage. And I can't, I almost, I have to stop and stare when they show Donald and Melania walking into this palace. Every time they show her walking around the palace, because she's got this Santa belt on. drive me crazy.

I know it's, I guess it looks okay. Trust me when I tell you that the Santa belt is probably the size of, I don't know, my sock. I got it. I got it. I got my Santa belt is smaller. I mean bigger. But it's just so big

and it's just, I can't, I can't look. I can't look. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. work.