Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/20/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 3: Geeses Be Mean

Episode Date: May 20, 2017

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It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 88890333 is the phone number. Follow me on Twitter at Jeffie MRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram at Jeffey MRA. What would you do to protect your children? Well, most people would say anything.

It doesn't matter. There are my children. You protect them. Do what you want. If somebody was looking to harm them, you would protect them. So let's say you're a dad. A hypothetical situation. Let's say you're a dad in, I don't know, Indianapolis.

Let's just pick a city out of America, Indianapolis. And you're outside playing, you know, baseball with your son. Now, your son is four years old, so you got your little stick out there with the baseball, and you're playing a little stick ball with them because you, you know, you want them to hit the ball and run, you're just goofing off. and you're out in a little park area in your neighborhood. And you're playing with your little son.

And hit the ball, yay, go. Here's the bases, went around the bases, trying to teach the kid baseball. She'd already know it by four. All of a sudden, a giant bird goose comes flying into the neighborhood and starts to land.

And I don't know if you know this, but goose is. is mean. You can quote me on that. Okay? Gooses is mean. Something like that. So the dad grabs the plastic baseball bat. Now, he

claims he hit the goose once. Wack, picked up the kid and ran away. To protect the kid. A neighbor calls authorities. Now, personally, and this is just me before we get any farther into the story.

If you're a human being that would see a man swinging at a mean goose trying to attack his son and him as they're in some park area playing and your first reaction is, I've got to call authorities because of that poor goose. Stop listening to this program right. now. Now there goes, I don't even have anybody that works here anymore. They're all gone. Okay, you should be ashamed of yourself. You know, I know you didn't stop listening because you're thinking, I'm going to say something bad about you, but I'm not. I'm just going to tell you that you should be ashamed of yourself. Okay. Because geese's is meat. Something like that.

Now, the lady, I say the lady, the person who called authority. in Indianapolis said that he swang at the bird four or five times. Now, I would say, is the bird still alive? Yes. Then you didn't swing at it enough. So I would say you're good. You're good. The bird's still alive?

Yeah. All right, you're good. No problem. You were protecting your son. No problem. We're good. have a good day sir we'll go find uh who is the that's an old tv show reference so never mind doesn't matter that i can't think of her stupid dame anyway cravitz

old tv show uh bewitched the lady across the street this is cravitz right i mean it doesn't matter it's a stupid tv thing but i i i've it's amazing to me me that you would see that. And even if, let's say you came upon it, you walked out your front door and all of a sudden there's a guy and his son and the guy is swinging his plastic bat at the goose. If your first reaction is to call authorities because of the goose, I mean, why? How is that possible? Who thinks that way?

There are people that think that way. Animal activist, Joe. People who care for animals. People who, you know, people for the ethical treatment of animals. Those people. So the Department of Natural Resources response showed up in Marion County and issued a summons to go before the judge

normally you would think to yourself a common sense judge in America is going to say stop it stop it I don't know if the person who filed the report the person who saw it happen who called authorities had to testify in court I doubt it in today's world I doubt it very much

but it is possible but I don't think you actually have to face your accusers anymore in America you just have to be accused of something and you're guilty. Now, Mr. McDaniel went before the court and he said, Your Honor, these are not quotes, this is just me. I'll tell you a whole testimony, but I probably should do that because it's not real. So he went before the judge, and I'm still, I'm still amazed that something like this

happens. I mean, I don't know why I'm amazed because we hear. There's stupid stories all the time of people reporting things and people being, we have a summons to appear before the judge on Monday. I was protecting my son. I know, but there's been a complaint filed. So?

I have to go before the judge on Monday. Here's your summons. Now, if he doesn't go before the judge, then he's got a warrant. Probably ends up in prison, all for protecting his son. with a plastic baseball bat against one of them mean gooses

because geeses is mean, man. There's videos all over the internet showing these nasty geesees and guinea hands and big old birds yapping at people across the street and attacking them. But I can't protect my four-year-old son? I knew. The bird is lucky to be alive.

Mr. McDaniel, before the court. And the judge, raise your hand if you think the judge agreed with the father or disagreed with the father. If you think the judge disagreed with the father, raise your hand. You're right. You're right. The court didn't agree with his actions and issued a fine along with court. To Mr. McDaniel.

Agonizing. Agonizing. Now, the aggressive fine was $25. The court costs was $133. Not a lot, right? Not a lot at all. However, that really isn't the point.

Now, and James McDaniel, the father, you know, he's not going to have to pay the money because one of the Fox 59 Indianapolis viewers said that's ridiculous and I'll pay it for him so he's got people behind him

so if you're the person who came out of your house or maybe you stayed in your house with your little binoculars and you thought you had to call authorities because this guy was protecting his son against the geese's as mean birds? You won.

You won. But not really because Mr. McDaniel protected his son. The bird lived. There are rules. You can protect yourself. You can protect yourself. I really think what happened is that he swang three or four times, swung, swang, beat, pummeled. probably, you know, because the bird is attacking.

And geese is mean, man. And so he got carried away. And he didn't, you know, so he got carried away. He didn't kill the bird. And the lady, you can only use, you know, justified force against animals. So whatever the force is coming against you with the animals, and whatever the animal is,

is the reactionary force that you can use. which is all subject to interpretation, right? And obviously the person who filed the complaint and the judge thought that it was too much. He said he only swang once. That's what he said. That's what he said. But again, I would reiterate that as long as the bird is alive

and it didn't touch my son, I did the right thing. I don't want you to kill the mean geese. What if he's attacking your kid? Yeah, the plastic bat's going down. Me and the mean geese is going at it. Hard. But not in Marion County. You do that in Indianapolis.

You're going to be fine. You are going to be fine. So I guess it's okay to protect your kids, but you just can't beat the mean geese's of Indianapolis. You know, we used to. No, I can't tell that story. Nope. Can't tell that story.

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We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Gold Line right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. 888-90-3-33 is the phone number if you wish to participate. Strange story out of Japan this week. Talking about high school dating and high school dating girls in uniforms and the older men are coming after these younger girls. And there's regular guys, high school guys don't want to date the younger girls.

They just want to be left alone. and the older man or after the younger girls. And it's really, you know, it was kind of like, okay, that's a little weird. And they have cafes that are specifically set up to deal with that. Talk about not growing, you know, it's really kind of strange what's happening in Japan.

And you think, originally I thought, well, you know, is that, you know, obviously there's, you know, a million jokes that we can go with. But serious business, when, I mean, they're already losing. Their, you know, birth rate is way, way below what it needs to be to, you know, regenerate Japan. So, I mean, that's been a problem for them for quite a while now. However, for a number of years, including all over the world, all over the world, we were told that there's too many people and to stop having children. And then now of a sudden it's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You still have to have kids. You still have to have kids. So you wonder, well, why don't the younger guys want to be, you know, go out on dates, be with younger girls and be with the girls that are in the school uniforms? That's their girls. That's their age. That's the ones you want to be with. and a related story.

Sex Robot Harmony, ready to hit the market. Yeah, sex robot harmony ready to hit the market. There's going to be virtual reality, sex, gaming, sex, sex, dolls, sex machines, and not the, I'm a sex machine, James Brown, sex machine. I'm talking about the sex machine of a machine. He wants to be with humans. Ew. I have to touch somebody else.

And then for years, I mean, there's been the Real Dow. And they've, Real Dow is, I was, not that I was looking at the Real Dow page. But they've, you know, they've actually gotten better. They're doing stories all on the, on the Sex Bot Harmony. Take a look at Real Dow. They've been up in their game for a number of years now. Comes in a box, you unwrap it. It's all yours.

It doesn't speak. So many bad jokes about Real Dowell. But it isn't. I'll tell you what, they're not your granddad's blow-up, Doll. I'll tell you that. That's for sure. You want to know why kids don't want to be with each other? Welcome to stick them into a room with the computer all day

and then say, hey, go out and try to get a date and be with somebody. Ick. Why? You mean, like, touch them? I want to do that because we're human beings. And that's what we do. And that's how you get children and have babies and make the world better and more people and love each other. and just get out of that room and go meet somebody.

No? What if they say no, then I have to live with that? No? How about that? How about no to your no? How about I stay right here? Me with my own little world. How about that?

So that's what you get, Japan. And then you end up with old guys trying to get. old guys trying to get with the younger girls because nobody else is getting with them but maybe the younger girls are even saying, hey, what about me? I mean, this world is

this is what you get. It's what you get. It's what you get. It's all there is is what you get. Now, there was a very strange story. Again, this world, man. This is what you get. It's what you get.

It's what you get. Out of Russia. Creator of a game. He brags. He's in jail now. He brags that he is cleansing society. He is cleansing society with his game. If you have teenagers, you need to read this story.

Because this guy and people like him, but this guy for sure. is what is going to be attacking those kids that won't go out and meet people and, ick, I don't want to touch anybody, ick. Then they meet this guy online, and he's got, when he talks about cleansing society, he goes through, and you end up,

I mean, he's got, he's at least 160 young kids have killed themselves because of this guy. and he's proud of it. Proud of it. So when you stick your kids upstairs and say, here's your virtual reality games and your gaming games

and your toy games and your televisions. Now go out and meet somebody and they say, ick. Be ready for this guy. I'll tell you about him. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.

work. The Jeff Fisher Show. There's no divorce. There's no, I'm sorry. Welcome to the broadcast. We're having a little off-air discussion on the how great marriage is. And what a wonderful thing it is when two people come together and love each other and share their lives together. Is there anyone listening that believes that?

Is there anything? Anyone. Anyone that believes that? I don't know. I was actually came up with another $1 million idea. Now, I've talked about, I had an idea a long time ago about something that I thought was a million dollar idea. A lot of people, you know, frowned upon my ideas, whatever. But, you know, Facebook has had some real issues with their Facebook live.

And now they've got the deal where in Australia, or Austria. I'm sorry, not Austria. Austria ruled that Facebook has got to delete all their hate postings. Will you tell us, please, Austrian God, what the hate post is? So we know. Are you going to be the God that lets us know? Will you be the word police, please?

They, the court, European, they should be able to automate the process. if it doesn't say love in it, it's a hate speech. So just get rid of those, okay? But they've had a couple of issues with their Facebook live posts. Hey, you don't mind her issues. Okay, so some people have gotten beaten up. Okay, so some people have set themselves on fire. Okay, so some people have showed them harming other people.

Okay, so there's been some things happen on Facebook live that, less than optimal. Let's use that. Less than optimal. However, I think, now, you know what?

I probably shouldn't get that idea. That's twice today. I don't want to give up my idea. But this is actually a million-dollar idea that I think I am going to go to Facebook over. I mean, will Zuckerberg see the brilliance in it? I don't know.

I don't know if he will or not. I already am glowing. thinking that it's this great idea that Facebook should buy from me. And I'm willing to sell it to Facebook for, well, it's a negotiation process. Are you like Donald Trump all of a sudden? Yes. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

It's a negotiation. Okay? Okay. Great plan from Lucky Charms. Raise your hands if you like Lucky Charms. Of course you do. Raise your hands if you suffer through. the

lucky part to get to the charms. So you just let the marshmallows. Of course you do. Well, lucky charms. It's going to give away 10,000 marshmallow only boxes.

And why in heaven's name? Do we not have at least 2,000 of them in front of me right now? I do not know. I do not know. General Mills giving away 10,000

boxes filled with only marshmallows. Now you've got to go out and purchase specially marked boxes of those lucky charms that have a code on the inside back panel. Consumers could find out if they want a box of marshmallow cereal by entering the 14-digit code at marshmallow only.com. That's kind of a good idea. Now, I would say, as I don't know, just a thought off the top of my head, why not issue them for Christmas?

Put them on the shelf. Let's go. Merry Christmas from Lucky Char. Merry Christmas. Marshallows only. Now this is going to be good through December. So good luck. And you think there's only going to be 10,000? I believe that there'll probably be,

hey, we've now, we've now have the opportunity. All of the 10,000 have sold out. Should we make more? Hey, I don't know. Maybe. So I'm sure there'll be, there'll be more,

there'll be more coming. There will be more coming. Wait, what? Hold on. I was just issued an alert on my email. Blair candy. Marshmallow bits, eight ounce. Oh, but that's not,

I know, you can get those in those bulk things. Right? That's the bulk of marshmallow things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I understand. So I get the alert of my email. Oh, hey, idiot. You could already get these marshmallows or anything. There's the Blair Candy. Why don't know the lucky charms to try to fool you with their 10,000 boxes. I got it. I don't think they're the same thing. I think they're the same thing. You know, obviously. You know, it's possible. that I could be wrong. Doesn't happen often, but I could be wrong. But I just don't think they're saying it. And it's not the same. It's not the lucky charms. It's not the, you don't have the whole thing,

the whole lucky charm thing. I mean, of course we have the bulk tubs in those stores where you could go and shovel plastic bags full of whatever bulk candy you want and down it. What, 800 pound person hasn't done that? Of course. And of course you can walk by those tubs and just eat handfuls like you're not supposed to. So?

You're not supposed to, wait, wait, you're not supposed to just put your hand in and take the bulk stuff out and eat it? Oh, that's kind of weird. When did they start doing that? Or you could, and this is not that I've ever, I've seen this done before and it pisses me on. People will get the plastic bag and they fill up their plastic bag with whatever bulk candy they have and then they walk around and they eat it out of the bag. Man, that pisses me off. You're supposed to tie it up and wait for it to be weighed, okay? Then pay for it.

I mean, that's like eating grapes. You're supposed to pay for the grapes before you eat them, okay? Like paying for the bananas before you weigh them. You're supposed to do that before you eat them. Man, that pisses me off. People do that. I can't believe people do that, man. They, they frown.

So if you, I've seen, this happened. I saw this happen. It wasn't, I mean, they'll look at me like I would do this. But you put the banana peel and maybe the grape, the grave thing on the conveyor belt up to the cashier. They don't know what to do. Just saying it's kind of funny. Gets you through the day once in a while. New grocery stores.

New grocery stores coming to America. Now, according to the article. The German grocery chain with the power to cripple Aldi and Whole Foods and Trader Joe's is about to invade America. The highly competitive European grocery chain. Is it little? Lytle? Stop putting it.

Let me bring the, yeah, do something. Okay, I'm sorry to make you turn around and do something. Really, like the audio pronunciation. Be nice.

L-I-D-L, L-I-D-L. Lid-L. Lidl. Lidl. Lidl. Lidl. Little. I like little. I like little. Promising prices are, in some cases, half of those at existing supermarkets. Wow. They're going to open in June 15th. Where are they going to open at North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia?

Wow. And then they're planning on order another 80 along the East Coast. LIDL Right? LIDL? I know, you know, it takes a while for the dial up to tone in. Little. That's not what it says here, though.

It says pronounced L-E-E-D-I-L-L-L-D-I-L-L. So let's hear it again. Little. L-I-D-L. The hell does a computer know. So be ready for, So be ready for Little

Opening here in America As they're ready to take over America President CEO Brandon Proctor said in a statement When customers shop at Little They will experience Less complexity

Lower prices Better choices And greater confidence Little Coming to America Ah, good luck. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network is the Jeff Fisher Show.

Okay, thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. But there's just a ton of things that we just didn't get a chance to get to today. We got, you know, a huge list of television shows being canceled. I am such a TV fan. But we do have next weekend. Now, I will say this. We go on vacation. And I say we.

I say the Glenbeck radio program. Goes on vacation next week. And Friday starts that vacation. And so this broadcast for next week and the week after will probably not be, well, it won't be live with me. I promise you. I just can't tell you exactly who's going to fill in and who isn't. going to fill in. It's a secret. I could tell you about it.

So, but we go on vacation and it's one of the longest vacations we've ever had as a show. No, it's not over. I was just like, that's dumb. Don't look to me like that. Two weeks. Two whole weeks. I know. Never mind. Don't look at me like that.

And I am so looking forward to those. two weeks. The first few days will be glorious. Glorious. So there'll be something happening around here anyway. But that weekend, I mean, we have, Netflix is going to drop House of Cards and they're going to drop bloodline. I mean, it's going to be, honey, we've got to, we're on vacation, we need to go here. No? No, but I mean, we're on vacation. We have to, we're going to take a trip. no well just honey we're on vacation why are you why do you have your tablet in your hand because i'm watching nexflix on house cars and bloodline but we're on vacation can't you talk to the no no my binging vacation that's what's happening okay get off me so uh i you know that's the

update on the old vacation that's been a long it seems like like forever since we've had a vacation. And I am really looking forward to it. And when we're off, it's going to be the first, the first, uh, that's going to be my daughter's birthday. It's going to be my son's daughter's birthday. It's going to be the first day of hurricane season. And there's stuff going on.

So it'll be a shame to be right in the middle of bloodline and house of cars. And I'll have some dues to catch up on when we get back. but we're not going to catch up on it until we get back. Lawrence Jones is standing by to do his broadcast here from the Blaze Radio Network, and then Mike Slater and Joe Pags all round out your Saturday on the Blaze Radio Network. And then Monday through Friday, you've got Doc Thompson, Glennbeck, Opelka, yeah, that's his name. Celsato, yeah, Pat and Stu, Buck Sexton. Yeah, that's right.

That rounds out of money through Friday. So why do you even go anywhere else? I don't know. Don't answer it either. Okay, don't answer it. I want to give you a study that was, I'm going to leave you with a study that was a complete waste of money. And many of you are going to say to yourself, and say to me, Jeff, you know, most study money is wasted. We don't need to be giving people study money or grant money.

It's wasted. Okay? We should let, I don't know, the everyday businesses, capitalism, free trade, take care of that? No, no. We need study money from the government. That's the way it works. But this particular study is unbelievable.

I read it and I went, that can't be a study. And it is. And this is exactly why how easy it is to get study money. I've told you the story before when I was doing a show in Florida and I had a congressman on who I loved. He was really a good guy and he quit Congress because he was fed up already. That's how bad he hated.

He quit. He went back to farming. And he could have had a great career. And I asked him, hey, I love studies. I've got some great ideas. How do I get study money? Oh, Jeff.

We'll just call my office. I just call my office and we'll start the paperwork and then we'll come out and fill stuff out and you'll start the paperwork. We'll get you taken care of. What? I could have been me a good. making millions and then he quit. The heck.

But this is the study that I thought, okay, we've gone too far. A study has confirmed that women in bikinis and scantly dressed girls tend to be viewed by men as objects. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.