Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/6/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 1: Naked Gardening and Doppelganger Beatles

Episode Date: May 6, 2017

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Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. Happy Saturday. Happy, happy Saturday. You know, today is May 6th.

What happens on May 6th, 2017 is the running of Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. Yes, I told you I'd be there. Yes, I was excited about being there. Yes, my wife was thrilled about going to Churchill Downs. Yes, we were ready to leave Thursday afternoon. Get their hangout in Kentucky for a day. Do the show from the iconic Churchill Downs. Watch the race.

Sip on a mint julep. Come back to the great state of Texas. So Thursday, after the radio shows here at Mercury Studios, I'm getting ready touching up, taking care of a little business before I get to the house and hit the road.

Call me now. Okay? Yeah, the passes that we were supposed to have. That didn't happen. Some of the people that were going to go were already on their way. Yeah, well, sucks to be them.

So I decided right then and there. You know what? I'm not going to go. The whole point of going to the great state of Kentucky was to go to the race and hang out at Churchill Downs. The whole point. I mean, that's why you go there, at least for this weekend. Right?

Now, you saw that yesterday that Brad Staggs and Doc were doing a four-minute buzz at the top of the hour. from Churchill Downs parking lot. And they were doing it from the parking lot. You saw what great weather they're having in Kentucky right now. And that's continuing today. Now the temperature is fine. My wife would be in love with it, 46 degrees. Humidity, 81%.

Precipitation, 100%. That's going to be a beautiful, wet, rainy, nasty, muddy day at Churchill Downs. All the women walking around with their high heels on, having to walk through the mud in the park a lot, it's going to be fun. They're going to be happy about it. They are going to be happy about it.

No doubt about it. Now, look, I don't know what happened. I haven't been, no one has told me the 100% story yet. I've been getting bits and pieces of what happened to, the actual passes that ended up not being actual passes. So I'll find that out. And obviously, you know, at some point you'll find out from me. But there was some sort of mix-up.

And I'm happy to say that I didn't have to go all the way to Kentucky to find out. I don't know if you ever decided that you wanted to go someplace and you thought you had passes to get in and you go. And then you get there and you don't. that's even worse. That's even worse. So I'm sure that the people that were actually in Kentucky that were supposed to be part of the broadcast

know exactly what I'm feeling. What I'm saying that you feel when you get there and you realize, you're not getting in. Yep, we've got the list of people that get passes right here. What's your name again? Fisher? Fisher, Fisher, Fisher,

Yep. Now, I'm only going to tell you this one more time, Mr. Fisher. You don't have any passes so you can either exit or I'll have you force to be removed, but you can't be in here. So if that happens, you know, it really stinks, right? So that didn't happen. That didn't happen. On top of which.

So we'll find out more of what happened. And I know that we shot a couple of stupid promos for the Derby, Doc Thompson and myself, riding. We were out with horseback. riding, shot a couple of promos for the Saturday and the week day broadcast, because Doc was out there broadcasting from a couple of different places live, and then we were going to do today live from the Derby.

Going to. The plan. But that plan didn't work out. So I'm here with you today, no matter what, whether Churchill Downs are here at the Mercury Studios in Dallas, Texas. I'm here with you. It's okay. Everything's all right.

Plus, I wouldn't have had an opportunity to celebrate today because not only are we going to be able to watch the Kentucky Derby later on today. And I'll talk a little bit about the Derby later on in the broadcast, but there's some couple of fascinating stories on a couple of the horses, whether you like horses or not. Some people don't like horses. Amazing.

I know. I don't think they're from America either, but don't look at me. I just know that some people don't like horses. Now, today is also a celebratory. A day, I would say today is just another day of celebration, and you're able to participate wherever you're at. Wherever you're at. Today marks the 13th annual World Naked Gardening Day.

I mean, I am excited. World Day, the International Event, when you strip down and tend to your garden in the nude. It started by Mark Story and for the Body Freedom Collaborative Movement. Who doesn't want to be a part of the Body Freedom Collaborative Movement? The event is dedicated to making, this is where they go awry a little bit, non-sexual social nudity more acceptable.

I mean, it's a start. It's a start. So according to world naked gardening day, get in your garden and get naked. I mean, that's a celebration we can all get behind, I think. So according to their website, to celebrate, Find an opportunity to get naked and do some gardening. Do so alone with friends, with family, with your gardening club,

or with any other group collected for that purpose. Do it inside your house and your backyard on a hiking trail at a city park or in the streets. Stay private or go public. Make it a quiet time or make it a public splash. Just get naked and make your part of the botanical world. a healthier and more attractive place. Secondly, tell someone about your experience. No one owns this event.

It does not really matter whom you tell, but tell someone. Tell your friends about your day of naked gardening. Write down what you thought of it. Email it to your local newspaper. Post your thoughts and images onto an internet site. Submit stories and photos to your club news. newsletter. Celebrate. Celebrate with me and let's help make the world a more beautiful place.

Saturday, May 6th, 2017. World Naked Gardening Day. I contacted Mark. I wanted to talk to him and really get a personal feel about the celebration of World Naked Gardening Day, but he didn't respond to me here we go this is the jeff fisher show on the blaze radio network 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year we may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control

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Broadcasting live from Mercury Studios in Dallas, Texas. S.A. And we're going to look forward to celebrating World Naked Gardening Day a little bit later on. I guess I could start it now. Really, it wouldn't take much to, we could go outside and get a plant. And what?

I'm sorry? I'm hearing from the people in the other room, they're saying, no, I don't know. Why? I mean, I'm just going to be celebrating World Naked Gardening Day. And it said here on the website, I can do it alone with friends, with family, with the gardening club.

Maybe I could start my own gardening club. Or with any other group, collected for that purpose. I could do it inside my house and my backyard on a hiking trail. It doesn't say I should do it in a radio studio, though. Maybe that's on the outs. Or maybe no one has done it. And I could set a Guinness record of being the first world naked gardening guy in a radio studio.

It wouldn't be the first naked guy in a radio studio. though. I promise you that. I promise you that. All right, so let's get to some headlines. There's a ton of stuff to get to today. And, you know, look, it's Saturday. We all slept in a little bit, got an extra, you know, got that extra. I did anyway.

Wow. I mean, I slept longer than I slept in a long time. So I woke up a regular time, you know, middle of the night. And I thought, oh, let's lay back down for a couple minutes. A couple of minutes was a long time. I mean, you would have been happy had I continued to sleep because I would not have been here. But the network may not have been happy. So there's some headlines that we'll get to today just to get you through so you know a little bit about what's going on.

Emory University, I'm going to pay. This is the kind of the stuff that you're going to hear about in the next week. That's kind of a headline stories you'll be hearing about the first of next week. Emory University to pay 100% of illegal aliens financial aid. That's special. I don't worry about it, though, because the other students are only going to pay $70,000 a year. So it's okay. I mean, we're almost at the point, right, where everyone will just go to school free.

Government will pay for it. Right? I mean, the government pays for that, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. New drug hits the street, and they're concerned about it, the car fentanyl. You know, that really isn't new It's been on the street for a little while But they're making a big deal out of it now

But it's really dangerous And it's really strong And it's It's engineered To be used as an elephant tranquilizer Yet they're mixing it with drugs And they're talking about If it sprinkles onto your skin

You can be affected greatly by that drug Is there any testing Or anything out here? You know, just, I tell you what, I don't believe it. I don't believe it if I sprinkled out my skin. The other states, I mean, we talked a little bit about what's going on around the country as far as the drug epidemic and the heroin epidemic, especially in the Northeast.

It's really ugly. We've got, I don't know, I don't personally know what to do about it. If you, if you, you know, do you just kill everybody? You just pull a Panama? Yeah, let's kill them all. Don't worry about it. A drug dealer, you're touching drugs, kill him. You're done with.

Do we do that? Yeah, okay. Everybody sent me, I got this story about a thousand times on social media, wondering if it was one of my girls. But the porn star that was filming in the shark tank underwater on Florida's coast, they got attacked by the shark. I got bitten the leg while she was performing. at this time. Maybe that's why the shark

bitter she had a swimsuit on. Had the shark, had she been naked, the shark went away, oh, you. And wouldn't have been her. But she's okay. She's posted on her, she's posted on some of her social media sites. She's okay and everything will be okay. Everything will be okay.

And she's happy. She's happy that she had so many people care for her. No, I just wondering when you're going to get back to filming. Okay, that's all they want. Oklahoma, the roller coaster, stalled, and I was looking at this picture.

We hear the story from time to time all over the country of roller coasters stalling. And this particular roller coaster stalled kind of at the top. There was only, you know, the back half of it was hanging backwards. So if you were sitting in it, you were sitting back. But you weren't leaning forward and you weren't turned to your side. You weren't upside down. And they're stuck and they're rescuing the people off this roller coaster. Now, I mean, we've here at Six Flags in Dallas,

A lady fell out and just settled for, you know, a couple of bucks. Because she fell out, there was a discrepancy on whether she was locked in or not. Apparently not. How long could you last? I'm looking at this going, you know, sitting there like that, he'd be fine. But if you were turned on your side or upside down, that would really, really suck. Right? I mean, maybe that's why they don't have fat guy seating on roller coasters.

Maybe that's why. They're like, you know, if it gets stuck, we don't have to worry about rescuing the fat guy hanging upside down. So, no, we can't make the roller coaster fit you. Sorry. There's one roller coaster over on that side of the park that fat guys can sit in. You go ride that one. It doesn't go upside down and it's not really high off the ground. Yeah, no, I know it's in the kids park, but that's where it is.

That's where the fat guys can ride that roller coaster right there, okay? But, I mean, that really, really sucks to be stuck on a roller coaster. And I don't know if you've ever had that happen. I have not. I mean, I love roller coasters. And there's very few that do have fat guy seating. And the ones that do are, we've covered this before on this broadcast. I mean, it's really fat shaming on the part of the roller coaster design companies.

And maybe we should sue class action lawsuit and make them design a roller coaster seat, you know, four. of extra girth. But I love roller coasters, but it would really, really suck. You can quote me on that. Hanging upside down, stuck, or even just sideways, leaning sideways. You're yeah, yeah. We're not moving.

I'm going to have to sit like this for two hours or longer. Oh, no, that's fine. I mean, that would, it'd be bad. It'd be bad. Country singer Loretta Lynn. hospitalized after having a stroke. She's going to be fine. According to her publicist, she's fine. Look, she's 85 years old.

She's been touring a million shows a year. That's not. She's not been that busy. But she is going to have to cancel her shows. She's been on tour. She's been recording new stuff, which, by the way, I mean the new Loretta Lynn stuff. Who doesn't?

Anyway, she's recovering fine. But she, remember last year? Wasn't it last year? Or something she fell really bad? thought, ooh. I mean, falls for old people, man. That doesn't do well. The break of hip, it's usually done.

But she's fine now. So Loretta, get well, bless you. I hope you're better. And in North Carolina, this is probably one of my favorite bills. They passed HB330, allowing drivers to legally drive through protesters who block roads. It's my favorite, favorite bill. Now there are several states, I don't know why Texas does not have this. There are several states, Tennessee, Minnesota, North Dakota, along with North Carolina now, if the Senate passes it, that will have this bill.

I am 100% for this bill. And I'm not talking about, let's just drive through the crowd of people, man, just run them down. No. if you're blocking a thoroughfare protesting something, get out of the way. If you're not going to get out of the way, I'm running you down. And I may do it whether the state says it's legal or not. You're blocking it. You're never going to get me on your side by trying to stop me from going somewhere that I want to go

because you want me to recognize your issue. Not going to happen. Not going to happen. So North Carolina, stick to your guns. Oh, I mean, no, no guns involved. Just stick to your feelings. And make sure that this passes, set it. Although North Carolina is really not known for their backbone lately,

so it's possible this is just a ruse. The Senate won't pass it. Oh, well. You can run it down anyway. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show is on. 888-90333 is the phone number.

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and you hit follow it's easy and then you know 30 seconds you're done nice and easy right so last week on the but hate talk I hate mentioning this but it just it ties into the story so I'm going to have to mention it but I want to apologize first before I before I actually mention it last week on a television show that airs on the Blaze television network I think I think the title of the show is the wonderful world of stew. I think that's the title of the show. Could be wrong. Look it up on the network. Anyway, he did a, he did a segment about Alex Jones being this guy Bill Hicks, and it's pretty convincing. And it's a pretty convincing, you know, hoax been going on for years, right? So that if it's, and it's, you know, pretty well known in the hoaxing world. And so

you know, by the end you're like, it's very possible that Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. And it's just, they've just pulled it out as a as a hoax. And years from now, they'll really come out and say, we pull this off, if nobody ever, you know, you didn't know. And some of you knew, but ha, ha, ha. Well, in a latest interview, Ringo Star from his residence, admitted. And I think that this is why Ringo admitted this now, because there's been such an uncovering of facts from the world of Stu broadcast of the Bill Hicks, Alex Jones hoax as, you know, potentially being one of the best and longest running hoaxes. I think Ringo has finally had enough, and he wants to say, ah, no.

Where that does not go to Bill Hicks and Alex Jones, no. the longest running hoax is going to be us. We're the Beatles. So in an interview, he admitted that the 45-year-old rumors about the alleged death of Paul McCartney in 1966 were actually true. In an exclusive interview with the Hollywood Inquirer, Mr. Starr explained that the real Paul McCartney had died in a car crash on November 9th, 1964. after an argument during a Beatles recording session. To spare the public from grief, the Beatles replaced him with a man named William Shears Campbell,

who was the winner of a McCartney look-alike contest and who happened to have the same kind of jovial personality as Paul. When Paul died, we all panicked. Obviously, very emotional. We didn't know what to do. Brian Epstein, our manager, suggested that we hire Billy Shears as a temporary solution. It was supposed to only last a week or two. But time went by and nobody seemed to notice and we kept playing along. Billy turned out to be pretty good musician and he was able to perform almost better than Paul.

The only problem was he couldn't get along with John at all. Now, Billy Shears does indeed disappear from records in 1966. No traces of him can be found after Paul's alleged death. Huh? Huh? Mr. Starr alleges that the group did send out a lot of hidden messages through the years to prepare the population for the truth.

He notably says the entire Sergeant Pepper Lonely Heart Club band album was awashed with Paul's dead clues. The Beatles is indeed officially formed a new band featuring a fictional member named Billy Shears, which happened to be the actual name of Paul's replacement. We felt guilty about the deception. Did you? We felt guilty about making millions upon millions more of money from people as this fraud

continued. Did you, Ringo? Anyway, we felt guilty about the deception. We wanted to tell the world the truth, but we were afraid of the reactions that it would provoke. Uh-huh. We thought the whole planet was going to hate us. Uh-huh. For all the lies that we had told, so we kept lying, sending subtle clues to release to

leave our consciousness. When the first rumors finally began about the whole thing, we felt very nervous and started fighting a lot with each other. At some point, it was too much for John. And he decided to leave the band. So it wasn't Yoko at all. It was this damn

McCartney hoax that broke up the Beatles. Oh wait, no, I was the McCartney death. Ringo claims that he finally decided to tell the truth because he was afraid that it was going to die with him. Ringo's 74 now

Jesus Speaking of that, remind me to tell you another birthday story He's the only surviving member of the famous band besides McCartney, right? McCarty's still alive, he's still rocking around the world He's had a couple of wives The fake Paul McCartney, I should say

I'm sure he believes he's actually Paul McCartney now So I believe This Now is the biggest hoax of all of time. Now, according to this story on world newsdailyreport.com,

and I think we can all agree that if it's on world newsdaily report.com, I think we can all agree that that's hello. And neither Paul McCartney or anyone from his entourage have commented Ringo Starr's declaration yet, but the interview was already provoked a lot of reactions around the world. journalists and paparazzi from around the world who surrounded the residents of the musician only minutes after the interview was broadcast

and are waiting for the star to comment on the allegations. Now, if you're Billy Sherrodney, if you're that person, you're going to just come out. Yep, ring goes right. There's all the big hoax and I'm not really Paul McCartney.

Come on now. No. No. The British MI5 also announced an investigation to determine if an imposter could have indeed posed for 48 years as the member of the Order of the British Empire, Sir James Paul McCartney. During official ceremonies involving Queen Elizabeth's, oh my gosh. He was committing a fraud on the world, pretending to be Sir James McCartney after he was knighted. They didn't even knight the right person. And it was, oh, speak that we got to talk about the queen too. There's two things right there. Birthdays, remember, remind me to talk about birthdays. And remind me to talk about the queen. Don't mind me, ADD kicking in. So the claims that the Alex Jones, Bill Hicks fraud hoax

is this big, long-running hoax that should be acclaimed. wrong, wrong. Okay? It's the Paul McCartney hoax. Billy Shears is Paul McCartney. And it wasn't Yoko that broke up the Beatles. It was this lie, this falsehood created because the manager thought it would be better for them. It was only better for, I don't know, him.

And, you know, of course the millions of dollars, the rest of it made. McCartney's dead. The Beatles are gone. There's a lot of money made after that point. It's worth a lot. So you either believe it or you think Ringo's just messing with you. I can't wait to hear what actually if McCartney responds. The best part of this actual deal is that McCartney doesn't have to respond

and everyone will still believe it. You know why they're going to believe it? Because it's true. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. for sure. Welcome to it. 888903.33 is the phone number. Okay, so ADD kicked in a little bit,

and let's talk a little bit about birthdays. The ones that I thought about at the time, so I'm sitting in the auto fix-it store, and, you know, they were waiting for getting the oil changed to my car because we were going to go on a trip, you know, like to Kentucky. Well, I was wasted money. Anyway, so I'm sitting in there waiting for them to change the oil on my car, which, by the way, when you take your car in, I'm going to take another side trip off the birthday's thing here. When you just take your car in to get work done, what is the amount of time, the proper amount of time to wait before you go up to the counter and say, did you forget about me?

How long is it going to take for this oil change? because I was at that point in about 50 minutes. I didn't. But then I reached that point again in about 60 minutes. And then in about 70 minutes, I was like, okay, we're pushing me now. Because my car hasn't moved. Still sitting in the same slot I pulled in it. At about an hour and 15.

That's be 75 minutes. I reached that point. Hey, did you forget about me? Oh, oh, no. Oh, Mr. Fisher, no, no way. Let me check see where we're at in your car. Well, I know where you're at because my car hasn't moved. But when I pulled in, oh, we're a bit busy.

We're getting backed up. Let me, I'll double check see what happens. I'll tell you what happened. I watched the whole thing unfold on the other side of the glass over there in the garage section. As the guy went out and, you know, he says something to his guy that runs the garage. It was like, well, Jeff Fisher, an oil change, and everything. It turns around, he looks at the wall of two-dos, and then the guy who went out there leans over and pulls a to-do out of this pile.

Okay? Now, I can't prove that it was me. It wasn't hanging on the to-do wall. It was over here. And the guy that was in charge of the fixing garage looked at it and shook his head and threw it back on the to-do wall. moments after that they came back to me and said oh we're you're next and next in line we've been back that we're busy

we're going to do it's taken care of so I'm just wondering I would have waited the last time had it I have the 50 minute mark been the hey did you forget about me instead of the hour and 15 mark so there's a point there where the frustration builds up but don't be afraid to at least say something because otherwise you're sitting there twirling your thumbs. Hell, I'd still be there.

Yeah, we don't forget about you, Jeff. Don't worry about it. We got you taken care of. I know, but you went home and slept and came back. I know. You'd be fine. Don't worry about it. We got you.

So anyway, I'm sitting in the lobby, deciding how long that's going to be before I can say, did you forget about me? Ellen is on. The wonderful Ellen syndicated. television show. And bless her heart. I mean, for that type of show,

she's great. And, you know, she's worth every dime that she gets paid. But she has Matt Lauer on. And you know, Ellen always has her ongoing. I'm going to scare everybody. Not that I've ever seen the show in lobbies of every damn business in America. And Matt, you know,

she says she promises, she promised Matt that she wouldn't do something, but she did end up scaring him. Somebody jumped out and scared it. crap out of them. And I mean, literally, but they're talking on this interview. Matt Lauer, this year turns 60 years old. In January, so it's not this year, but it's next year, but it's pretty darn close. In January, Ellen turns 60 years old. 60. I, I, I don't know.

Something's got to give. We've got to find the anti-aging pill. We've got to find some kind of drug that reverses this course of action. Because this course of action is not good. It's not good at all. Sex Allen. I mean, I need the same face cream or something that she's got. Because she looks great.

And I'm sure that there's, I'm sure that there's paparazzi. pictures of Ellen, you know, honching around her $80 million home looking like an old woman. But she looks great for 60. And 60 is definitely the new 40. Right? I mean, look at how. Just amazing. I couldn't, I was 60, which means that I'm a 155, 156, something like that this year.

I'll have to ask my wife, I don't recall exactly my age. age, as I'm getting, I'm past that point. Once you pass 130, they all get blended together. So you just, you just don't know. I know today is World Naked Gardening Day, and you're going to be out celebrating. But I did learn something, and I wanted to share with you that is very important when picking out a lip color. And you know how difficult it is when you're going to go out, especially after World Naked

Gardening Day, you might want to go out and get a dinner. So you're going to get, you know, put some clothes and get some makeup on. And you're not sure what color to choose. what shade of lipstick you have. Well, according to this story, the shade of your nipple is also the best lip color. So be prepared. If you don't know what color that is,

you know, when you go into Sephora, just show them your chest. Say, hey, I'd like this color for my lipstick, please. I mean, might be a good time to hang out outside of Sephora. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.