Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/6/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 2: Robots Sounding More Human, Jeffy Makes A Discovery
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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
Welcome to the broadcast.
888-903393 is the phone number.
Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.
Lawrence Jones coming up immediately following this broadcast.
Then Mike Slater, then Joe Pags.
I mean, you had Michael Pelka before this show.
It's Saturday on the Blaze Radio Network.
There's no need to go anywhere else.
You know, in fact, when you're out celebrating World Naked Gardening Day today,
you should just bring the Blaze Radio along with you.
Now I would say, you could say, but Jeff, there's no way forward to put my iPod.
I would say, yes, there is.
And you just take that way you want to take it.
One of the headlines that I didn't get to last hour that kind of bad news for us in the media,
the information media.
The job gains and losses in April.
I mean, Trump is our president is, yay, jobs, jobs.
Leisure and hospitality plus 55,000.
Healthcare plus 35,000.
Professional business services, 39,000 plus.
Information slash media minus 7,000.
So A, most of that's probably IHAR media, if you read the news.
Second, thanks Trump.
If we're back, keep bashing the media.
We'll keep shutting her down.
Something to look forward to.
Appreciate it.
Love you.
Love you too.
So I was wondering, since we were originally supposed to be broadcasting from the Kentucky Derby today.
And they even made a stupid little Jeff Fisher, the Kentucky Derby jingle, which I wasn't, I didn't, I mean, it was okay.
Do we sit?
Do you have that somewhere?
The little Kentucky Derby.
As Jeff is here, the Kentucky Derby.
All right.
Yeah, see, I do.
Let me see if I can get it for you.
Why not?
Oh, you just find it.
Find it.
You're not supposed to play it because it's a lie,
but I'm saying that I'm going to play it to prove that it's a lie.
Well, I might just play it the rest of the show
just because they told you not to.
I mean, it's like 10 seconds, maybe.
Anyway, it's not, and I wasn't really happy with it anyway,
to be honest with you, but I, it's okay.
That's another story in itself.
But you would have heard the jingle,
and we would have been at the Kentucky Derby,
and it was all good,
and we're at Churchill Downs and the iconic race and everything.
But I was going,
and hopefully I was going to do some,
I had some special interviews lined up,
ready to go, to cover, you know,
to be at Churchill Downs.
I had some interviews.
It was all good to go,
except not good to go,
because you can think about doing whatever you want to do,
but if you can't get into Churchill Downs,
that's an issue.
But I was wondering, when are we going to have actual robots as the jockeys of the horses?
Because it's coming, and it's coming fast.
I mean, we've already got stories about the new Russian spaceship that's going to be crewed by robots.
You know, we're hopping on the Russian spaceship, their rockets are like our Uber,
our space Uber.
We got to hop a ride with the Russians
just to get to the space station anymore.
It's nice.
Hey, do you can pick us up?
Well, sure, for $18 billion.
Oh, okay, that's fine.
No problem.
Don't worry about it.
So now they're going to be sending up robots, right?
And also, the Russian robots that we've seen
have the Terminator.
They're calling it the Terminator robot.
You know, they can shoot and drive and spacewalk.
I mean, those are the ones.
ones you're going to want to be taking to space.
You don't want humans. We've got our
Mars people practicing to go to Mars.
And in fact, they've already said
the first crowd of people
that are going to go to Mars,
you might as well plan on not coming back.
Your days, that's it.
When you leave the Earth,
you're going to be, you know, circling
Mars for a little while. And we may
even shoot you down to the
ground, down to the planet itself.
but you aren't coming back.
So we send, you know, robots better than the Mars rover.
It might be a lot better for us, right?
Well, now, earlier this week, we found they've got the new app that the robots,
the AIs that can mimic any voice.
And when you first hear it, it's kind of,
not right and we've talked about it on the show before where
people are okay with robots as long as they know they're robots
right I mean as long as they know their robots it's okay
but when they start getting into the hey we're human
but you know something is not quite right
that's when we don't like the robots we're like
that's a robot something's not right it's not human get it away from me
well now they've got the AI voice plan
where they're trying to get the robot to mimic any voices.
And they've mimicked several.
They've mimicked, of course, they want voices that everybody knows to show it off at first.
So they've got Barack and they've got Donald Trump and they've got Hillary Clinton.
And you can kind of make out how the computer is moving the sound waves and, you know, trying to get the voice just right.
But they're pretty close.
and here's what it sounds like.
Hey, God, have you heard about this new technology?
That right there, you can see how the computer sound waves are just kind of like they're trying to,
it's like Barack is drunk.
Are you speaking about this new algorithm to copy voices?
Yes, it is developed by a startup called wire birth.
This is huge.
They can make us say anything, now really anything.
The good news is that they will offer the technology to anyone.
is huge, how does their technology work?
Hey guys, I think that they use
deep learning and artificial neural networks.
Hillary is right, and I can tell you
that their team is great. I wish them good
luck. I'm sure they will do a good job.
It's close.
It's really close. It's so
that whole Barack thing.
They can't quite get the
the Barack
the Barack sound
of I'm
I'm real cool
but I'm not real cool.
that hip, Barack sound
that everybody loved about
President Obama, and they especially
love as they're paying him $400,000
a speech in Wall Street. You know, that guy.
But soon,
soon they'll have it.
They'll just be able to mimic
anyone.
I love the Barack ones, though. Do we have just
the Barack ones?
Hey, not, have you heard about
this new technology?
That is,
Er, it's a new dollar.
Yes, it is developed by a startup called Liverr.
It is, it's Barack drunk at the bar.
It is.
There's not a Lauer.
The good news is that they will offer the technology to anyone.
Let's y'all get over here.
Get over here.
Can I tell you about this new startup?
Hillary is right.
And I can tell you that their team is great.
I don't know that Trump sounds drunk.
Trump just sounds something, you know, the sound waves are a lot.
little bit off.
Are you speaking about this new algorithm to copy voices?
See, that's pretty close.
That's pretty close.
This is huge.
They can make us say anything now, really anything.
See, that just sounds like he's talking through, you know,
crappy United Kingdom phone.
This is huge.
How does their technology work?
Right, and Hillary is kind of,
uh,
uh,
I'm not too sure.
Hey, guys,
I think that they use deep learning and artificial neural networks.
See,
that's not really, that's just a female.
They're having a tougher time with the females, it sounds like.
I mean, that doesn't really sound like Hillary.
I mean, it's kind of something she would say,
but it doesn't really sound like her.
The Barack sounds like him drunk.
Trump sounds like he's just talking through a crappy phone.
I mean, that's pretty good.
Let's hear Trump again.
The Trump is actually pretty good,
like he's talking to you through the, you know,
I'm calling from, I'm calling ship to shore.
I wish them good luck. I'm sure they will do a good job.
Melania and I are on a cruise.
I wish them good luck. I'm sure they will do a good job.
That Barack is drunk.
Barack's down at the bar in Chicago. He's partying.
The wife is home with the kids.
And Barack is just drinking.
Hey, have you heard about this new technology?
Let me buy you another drink and tell you about this new technology.
Yes, it is developed by a startup called Lyraberg.
Yeah, she's at home.
I don't even know where she is.
I don't even want to talk to her tonight.
The good news is that they will offer the technology to anyone.
Yeah, that's just Barack drunk.
However, then we get into chatbots, which is part of what this technology is,
reporting current news.
We're all out of work.
Remember when, now I'm worried.
No, I'm concerned because when they talk about,
Those truck drivers better figure out what they're going to do
because there's going to be robots driving trucks
and there's going to be robots doing everybody's job
and all those robots that are making cars
and making twinkies and making air conditioners
people better figure out what they're going to do for a living
and I'm thinking, yeah, that's true.
They better figure it out.
Thankfully, I'm able to, you know, I'll be able to report on it.
Wrong.
Remember when we had humans telling you the story?
we don't need humans anymore.
You may get your daily news by talking to a robot.
We already get that right with Google now.
Okay, Google now.
Alexa.
I just did that for fun.
Those of you that fired up your Alexis and Google now, sorry.
Just to put a smile on my face is all.
Just to put a smile on my face, that's all.
But that's what's happening.
Carnegie Mellon University, if I could say that, speak.
See, the robot wouldn't have a problem.
with that. The robot would just say Carnegie Mellon University, Amazon, and Quartz are challenging
developers to make chatbots more sophisticated, capable of conversing convincingly like humans.
They wouldn't struggle with those words. Now, they've got a big contest going on where you can win.
They've got a $240,000 grant from Knight Foundation, right, for the initiative. So they're going to
experiment using these chat bots and AI to deliver the news as through their app.
Now, there's another competition, the Amazon's Alexa Prize, which seeks a speech-based chatbot to support the company's Echo services.
Now, you know, obviously we have the Amazon Echo, and, you know, it doesn't really communicate with you, but you do, I don't necessarily want to say you talk to it, but you don't talk with it, you kind of talk to it.
but set to be announced in November,
the winner that can develop a system
that can converse with humans
for 20 minutes in a coherent and engaging manner,
500,000.
So how close do you think Barack is
to win in 500,000?
Hey, Barack, we need another beer?
Hillary is right, and I can tell you that their team is great.
No, seriously.
Get us another round.
Barack's got it.
Hey, not.
Have you heard about this new technology?
Brock, is that time for you to get home?
I mean, you've been here all night.
I mean, maybe the wife and the kids are waiting for you.
Yes, it is developed by a startup called wirever.
Seriously, Barack, man, I don't know what your deal is, but you had way too many.
We're going to cut you off.
We're going to have to Uber you home.
The good news is that they will offer the technology to anyone.
We are doomed.
Seriously, we are just doomed.
I mean, you know what we might as well do is just get naked and go gardening.
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Oh, never mind.
Oh.
Oh.
So I was told to check out a particular website,
and I was in the middle of checking out as we were coming back to you.
And then I realized that I probably shouldn't talk about this website on the air,
although I want to.
I just know that it has very discrete shipping containers,
and so you don't have to worry.
All right.
So if you order something from this particular website,
you don't know.
It's no problem.
They have different, I mean, they've got different stars that you can participate with,
or at least pretend to participate with.
And they have different sections on their website for accessories, interactive, men, women, and couples.
They even have their deal.
Let's see what's their deals.
It's on their deals page today.
It's on their deals page today.
Let's see if it's worth a deal for discrete shipping.
That's only two.
$250
bucks for that?
Are you kidding me?
What?
All right, hold on.
Let's see what the cheapest thing is.
149.
149.95 is the cheapest item on their deals page?
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
139.
Let's go down a little bit farther.
124.
Oh, here's the $99 package.
So that's obviously they...
Let's go all the way down to the bottom here.
See what the lowest price is.
Oh, you have the standalone training unit kit, too.
Oh, this is the chief.
Now we're down to the cheapies.
Now this is just some kind of liquid in a tube for 1195.
All right.
Stop.
I know.
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We get inside, deep inside your mental fix.
So had I been to Churchill Downs
and I'm planning on going to the race today,
they developed, we shot promos, we went out with Doc,
we shot promos with the horse,
Doc Thompson and myself,
we had a good time, you know, shooting the promos that, you know,
really are worthless now.
And they were, I would say some of the best promotional material
ever shot for the Blaze Television Network, but of course,
I know.
Been luck seeing him. And you would have heard something like this coming out of every break.
Live from the Derby.
The Jeff Fisher Show.
Who is that?
I don't know who that guy is.
Play that again, please.
Live from the Derby.
The Jeff Fisher Show.
Is that?
I mean, all right.
He did a great job.
you very much for putting those together.
I really appreciate it.
It means a lot to me.
It's very disappointing that we didn't get passes to...
Apparently they went, you know, they got as far as Fisher.
Your name's on the list here.
Let's see.
It's got the pages here.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Here you go.
Yep, that's your name there, right there.
Do you have identification?
Let me take your identification.
I'll be right back.
Ten minutes later.
Yeah, here's your identification back.
Yeah, we, your passes were denied.
But we're here.
Yeah, no, we, we got through the list here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fish, yeah, your presses were denied.
What?
I mean, I will say this.
I'm very happy that I was not the one standing in front of the Churchill Downs.
Hey, here's where we get your passes gate.
Because the story would have been,
Blaze Radio host goes to jail in Kentucky.
I would not have been a very happy camper outside of Churchill Downs.
That would have been, hey, did you forget about me?
At what point do you reach at the window where, you know,
that's kind of like the airlines telling you to get off the plane.
I don't think so.
Nope.
Not today.
Somebody's getting me in this place.
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Welcome to it.
This, of course, is usually the time when we talk to you about the great state of Florida.
Some of the strange stories that take place in the great state of Florida,
because outside of Florida, there's only maybe one or two states that do have some of the weirdest things happen around the entire state.
In Florida, I believe, having lived there for many years.
Florida is, I believe, number one.
California, Texas is becoming, Texas is trying to pick up the pace a little bit.
New York, hanging in there okay, but Florida wins hands down as some of the strangest things that goes on as far as illegal and legal activities.
And so we have our man, Chuck in Florida.com, report to us each week,
some of those stories that are worth remembering, that they're so strange.
But last week we talked to our man, Chuck and Florida.com,
and he was badmouthing other participants in an opportunity to win a motorcycle
that Darrell from the Walking Dead Road.
And apparently his bad words worked because they won.
Chuck in Florida.com.
Hello, sir.
Greetings, Jeffie, from Florida, where I am not live,
from the Kentucky Derby.
Not me either.
I'm sorry to hear that.
It's horrible.
Why didn't you get to go?
Nobody got your ticket?
Is that what the problem?
First of all, I've already got a wife.
All right, so I don't need to, I'm not going to come up with some kind of excuses for you.
Can I tell you the only reason I said yes?
Yeah, I'll do the, let's go.
It'll be fun.
We'll broadcast from there.
And I can bring my wife yet because she's wanted to go to the Kentucky Derby forever.
She's after me every year to go to the Kentucky Derby.
So if I remember right, she actually bought a dress.
It's a win-win.
You don't need to remind me of all the things that were purchased.
And the hats, the shoes, the clothes.
You don't need to remind me all that.
And just I appreciate you bringing it up, though.
Thank you.
No, sure.
You know, nothing.
I'm positive.
If we were to go next year, the hat and the clothes would be exactly the same.
You think they'd still get some use.
She'd have to wear that stuff, right?
It wouldn't be impossible for her to wear something.
year old out of style.
Spend it all over again.
What's going to become of those clothes now is a picture every now and then on
Instagram.
This is what I would have worn had we gone to the Kentucky Derby, but you bastards failed
me.
That's what it's going to be.
So I'm just, I've prepared for that already.
I'm glad you're prepared.
I won't bring it up again.
It seems like a little bit of a source of it.
Oh, no, it's fine.
Chuck.
Don't worry about it.
Everything's fine.
So you won the motor.
We won the motorcycle.
Come on, man.
I kind of take exception with the whole bad-mouth thing.
I just said I didn't think they were as good as we were.
Please, we'll play the tape back.
Those people suck.
We're going to win.
And you were right, though.
You were right.
Well, I got to say it was close.
There was another competitor who did a excellent job at shooting his video.
And his story was cute because he actually is a dead ringer for young Daryl Dixon.
Stop for just one moment, please.
Sure.
I'll let you continue your year.
your accepted speech.
But this is what this is.
This is your acceptance speech.
This is after you badmouthed everyone to win.
You've got the,
you're up on stage with your trophy going,
it's just an honor to be nominated
with the rest of these great people,
but I won.
So screw you.
That's what you're doing now.
It's just an acceptance speech, really.
But go ahead.
Okay.
To some degree, you're right.
Go ahead with your acceptance speech.
Thank you very much.
So, yeah, the young,
the young Daryl Dixon that is an
imitation was really a cool video.
The kid, you know, was breaking out of the captivity and took the motorcycle keys, went
downstairs, saw the BMW, and then he went back for the Beamer Keys.
So, yeah, it was, it was well shot and very well produced.
But unfortunately, it came down to, you know, just a matter of pure zombie love.
It came down to talent is what happened.
I won't dispute that.
And, you know, talent won out.
almost always does, right?
Not really.
So how does, what happens with the motorcycle now?
What are you doing with it?
Are you selling it?
You're renting it.
What are you doing?
Yeah, we're still part of a team that, you know, the bosses have to decide what they're
going to do with it here.
And I have a feeling.
It may get some display around town, but before that all happens, they're deciding if
they're going to auction it.
You know, there's various ways of looking at how to,
properly dispose of such a marvelous piece of memorabilia.
So the team won it, but there's people in charge that are deciding what you're actually going to do with it,
and you're not a part of that?
Of course not.
I'm just a guy.
I'm a cog in the wheel, man.
No, the director and the producer are always the boss of any kind of set like that.
So, you know, that's their job to put the team together and make sure that we do the best we can.
Holy crap,
have you been brainwashed?
Wow.
Wow.
Well, come on.
They might be listening, dude.
So if we want to see the motorcycle,
can we see it at chuckinflora.com?
I will post a picture today.
I did not do that earlier because it,
you know, even though it's a Florida story,
is a little self-aggrandizing,
and that's all over my Facebook page.
I have no problem putting it there, you know.
Yeah, I'm well aware.
But the, of course.
I know, you've got to put it up at chucking florida.com.
I mean, that's...
I most certainly will.
Since you brought it up now, I kind of have no choice, right?
That's correct.
There you go.
So what do you have for us?
Because I noticed a couple of really cool stories coming out of Florida this past week,
and I hope you're covering some of them.
Well, I think, you know, if we're talking relevance right now with the Derby,
you know, we have Derby Lane here in the Bay Area.
There are many times.
Yes, and unfortunately we have a very...
Just about every day.
Gandy Boulevard, baby.
It's right there on the way to work, right?
I know, baby.
Gandy Boulevard.
Right.
So unfortunately, one of the top trainers there at Derby Lane kind of had his license revoked after the greyhounds were testing positive for cocaine.
Nice.
So did they decide that he was actually doing rails with the dogs and making them race?
Or did the dogs just say, hey, he's got cocaine, we don't have to eat?
Well, there was no powder around the dog snouts.
I don't see any kind of evidence that they were running lines before the race.
but apparently this guy was injecting the dogs and he's, yeah, that's kind of sad.
Did they win?
Yeah, that's how it kind of caught on.
He's a 20-year veteran and this guy had been, you know, apparently juicing the dogs for a while.
I wonder how much cocaine you got to use to make the dog win.
I mean, obviously, I mean, cocaine isn't absolutely always cheap.
True, true.
And apparently he didn't always win either.
one of the dogs recently finished in fourth place, but did test positive.
So, you know, I mean, come on, greyhounds are naturally fast.
Juicing them just a little bit more.
I don't know if that's really necessary.
Right.
Well, I'm looking at, actually, I just found the main story out of it,
and they're talking about it, them testing positive for other drugs as well.
Yeah.
On top of the cocaine.
So, I mean, this is why the people the dog lovers, the greyhound lovers, all hate
Derby Lane and I'll hate the dog races and why.
Yeah, and the fact that it's been going on for so long, it is horrible.
We used to have a track here in Tampa, and that's been shut down for years now.
And I mean, the paramutual betting in Florida is still a thing and there's still places to go see.
You know, even the race will be simulcast today in a lot of those places.
But, yeah, I mean, I'm just, I'm a big dog lover.
You know that.
And I can't, I can't abide by this.
This is horrible story.
But the fact is, this guy is like,
one of the legends in
derby racing and you know
the dogs and
McAllister I forgot his
first name something McAllister it's in the
article I'll post later but
yeah this is just something that
he dominated the lane
for years and now we know why
well
I mean it's possible that he
dominated for years and then
some better dogs came along and because he
got jealous then he started to dope
his dog so that he would still be
the man, right? It is always possible. And the fact that there's many stories where, you know,
they do random drug testing like any athletes, you know, and they test these dogs and find out,
you know, who's been cheating the game. And this is a very big deal. The state takes it very
seriously. So veteran trainer Malcolm McAllister. Malcolm, thank you.
Collected four other dogs and they all tested positive. And it's ended his 40-year career.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Now, let me ask you something, Chuck, do you feel so bad for these dogs?
How many old derby dogs have you adopted?
That's what I thought.
Yeah, well, you know, have you seen those dogs?
That's what I thought.
No, they're actually very docile and kind of detained dogs.
I just want to say that I love the dogs, and I apologize.
And if I had the room and the time and the, I mean, I already have the,
love in my heart, but if I had the room and the time
to adopt more
than one of these greyhounds,
I would, I would, but
darn the luck, I can't. Darn the luck.
Well, you know, there's a lot of great rescue
groups in Florida that they take
the old dogs and, you know, that have retired
and there's greyhound rescues everywhere
in Florida. They're just darn loving dogs.
Yeah, they're awesome. They're good with kids, and they're
good with the family.
Yep.
Not good with rabbits. Just want to point that.
No, they are good with rabbits, unless they, you
They do a couple of rails, and it's like, I got to get to rabbit.
That's horrible.
Go ahead, chuck and florida.com, anything else?
Yeah, I got one that's kind of irking at me here, and it directly pertains to Governor Scott
and a particular ad that he had shot for saving the Florida jobs industry, you know, the
what am I trying to say? I'm sorry. I got a little emotional about the dogs.
Uh, he, he's had this case to try to, um, save Enterprise Florida, which is kind of like our,
our, you know, PR version of the state that goes out and brings new business to, to Florida.
And, and promotes what a great job environment we have here and how people work for dirt cheap
because of the sunshine and yada, yada. And, uh, you know, it goes right up against the
film Florida industry where I happen to have a great passion for why they cut that budget and
why we're losing all this money to Georgia.
And so he shot this ad to promote his bill to try to save Enterprise Florida while he was in D.C.
He didn't even have the good nature to shoot it anywhere in Florida.
And they figure it cost anywhere from $10,000 to $60,000 to promote that one ad of him sitting in a stupid radio studio with a camera and saying how great it is to work in Florida.
And you need to bring jobs here.
and we need to save the people that.
Thanks, Governor.
Really appreciate that.
You know, your man, Bert Reynolds,
is pretty much called him stupid.
I believe he said he was dumber than a peach orchard, Sal.
That was exactly the quote.
Thank you.
I mean, that's one of the reasons that you love Bert Reynolds
and the Florida State University.
I've always loved Bert Reynolds.
Come on, he's the bandit.
Who wouldn't love Bert?
I know.
He showed up somewhere the other day.
He keeps popping us.
head out again. I thought he was pretty much done, but
there may be some...
He's got some new pain medicine and he's ready to go.
I can't remember where the heck I saw him. He was talking somewhere, where the
heck was it? Because I was thinking of Chuck in Florida
dot com when I saw his stupid mugs sitting there.
He showed up those rose-colored glasses he's wearing now.
What is with those? He showed up somewhere with his cane
and his new pain meds and his glasses.
I can't remember where it doesn't matter any of his Bert Reynolds.
Who cares? Yeah, yeah.
Anything else, Chuck, are we done?
We have one. We have one that...
segment or what? This one, this one's kind of difficult to talk about, I don't know, a man has been accused of murder and he is asked to show his penis to the jury in a oral sex choking defense.
Okay.
This man has said that it was consensual and he wanted the judge's permission to show the jury to prove it. That's why she died.
Because it was...
She choked?
A choking incident, yes.
And I guess they're considering it.
Actually, Browd County Judge Michael Ian Rothschild,
bailiff and lawyers are considering the defendant's case to actually drop trial
and prove that it was, you know, consensual.
And that's what happened.
You know, there's not a lot of us that could pull that.
that defense off.
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So we just got done talking to our man Chuck in Florida.
dot com. And he's supposed to bring us
fascinating Florida stories.
And there were a couple today that were
well worth it. And congratulations on
his team.
Winning the Daryl Dixon motorcycle from Walking Dead.
I'm a little jealous. And
he told us about the governor's shooting
of, hey jobs need to be in Florida
commercial outside of Florida. Figures.
That doesn't surprise me.
And we talked about
the derby
Derby Lane dogs doing rails
before the races as they chase rabbits.
but he doesn't tell me one of the most,
one of the most fascinating stories from the state of Florida this past week
as a Florida woman arrested for agreeing to swap sex for chicken McNuggets.
Why do we not have this story?
Why does Chuck not have that story?
That's what I want to know.
Florida authorities have charged a woman with prostitution.
I mean, seriously, if you're hungry,
can't you be allowed to say, hey, okay, I'll have, I'll do oral sex for you for the nuggets.
You can't be allowed for that?
What's wrong with America?
America. America's gone bad.
What's funny, though, is actually she went back and forth,
haggling with the undercover police officer,
finally agreed to $25 and to Chicken McNuggets.
She needed the cash, though, because if you look at her face from the mugshot,
ooh, serious little meth addiction going on.
Honey, you need to stop.
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