Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - 5/6/17 Jeff Fisher Show Hour 3: Aunt Jemima Is Under Attack

Episode Date: May 6, 2017

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Sorry, I was just reading the letter left by Aaron Hernandez to his wife. I know Aaron went to college, so I think you'd be able to write a better letter than that. So Anteimima, frozen pancakes and waffles, this is disturbing news. They have now recalled frozen pancakes, waffles, French toast slices over fears of Listeria contamination I get Listeria

Isn't that what Bluebell Bull Bluebell pulled the shelves for that stuff That's right Yeah, Listeria Hy Listeria Pinnacle Foods Inc, notified distributors and retailers of his decision I think

And we've got to check Those is frozen though Because the Antchamime A pancake mix That's good stuff man When some pancakes get made At the Jeff Fisher household with that and the syrup is good too.

And it's amazing how long the, how many changes the actual picture of Antimima has gone through. I'm surprised that Antimima I'm surprised it actually still exists in today's world.

Good for them. I want them to never change. Ever. Because the farthest thing from my mind until they bring it up about Anchamima pancake mixing syrup

has anything to do with race. It has everything to do with it makes good pancakes and the syrup tastes good on it. Yeah, that's Antimima. Okay, it just pour it on. Yeah, make the pancakes with it, no problem. And that's the logo right there

with the lady up in the corner. Yep, that's her. Just get that one right there. However, A, breakfast is under assault. right we've got listeria and anchomima stuff we had the golf balls in the hash browns a week or so ago frozen breakfast is under attack it's also under attack this is uh what happens during on the weekend we have newscast it's a it's a network newscast comes down and gets fed to how many ever stations carry the network news i don't know no the answer to that i think it comes from i heart

but I'm not positive about that. I think that's where it comes from. And they just feed it. And you pick it up and you carry it. If you stations can run it or not run it or do whatever they want to it, you know, depending on what their needs are. You have, you make the deal with, and I think it is eye heart. And this is what happens when, and if you think this is not a robot,

you are sadly mistaken. We're talking about robot doing news and not, you know, they haven't figured out how to make the robot. sound completely like a human yet, but they're working on it. When you have robots just reading you the news, it sounds like this. Listen to this.

A food company based in New Jersey is recalling Aunt Jemima frozen pancakes. See? There's not a human in the world that calls Aunt Jemima. That's a robot. That's a robot. So when you hear this,

Aunt Jemima. That's a robot. I didn't think they were out yet, but we have proven that they are out yet. That's great. I got to hear it. Let me hear the whole thing because she is fantastic. Listen to this.

A food company based in New Jersey is recalling Aunt Jemima Frozen Pancakes. That's a robot. That's a robot. Find out what she calls herself at the end of that newscast. Because she's probably, she says this is robot 132 with your news. And we'll find out if it's actually a robot or if it's a made-up human being. Because I think it's a robot. I think we've actually discovered that I-Heart News is using robots now.

And believe me, that would not surprise me, okay? It would not surprise me at all. I worked for Clear Channel. I'm sorry, I-Hart. And it would not surprise me that they're the first company on the planet to use robots to read the news. Yeah, we've got news departments all over America. Close them. Close them down.

Because after a while, the robots won't do this anymore. Aunt Jemima. After a while, the robots won't do that. They'll figure it out. And so what if they do, right? Because now, all across America, you get to her, what's her name, Lisa Campbell? I'm Lisa Campbell. Yeah. See, that's a robot.

Let me hear that. Let me hear her Aunt Jemima, the whole thing I'm bleeding up to, Ed Jemma. Listen to this. Listen to this. A food company based in New Jersey is recalling Aunt Jemima frozen pancakes. That's a robot. She's trying to be friendly, trying to come off as human. Listen to this. Aunt Jemima. She's being a robot. I want to hear the robot again. Aunt Jemima. I can't stop hearing the robot.

again. All right, Lisa Campbell. Lisa Campbell. I think it is I heart news, right? I heart news. Lisa Campbell, I heart news. Images.

Yep, a robot. Yep, a robot. No idea. They don't know who Lisa Campbell is either. That's exactly right. They don't know who she is. It's a robot. I don't know who she is.

Top of which the news that she's reporting is horrible. Horrific. I mean, Bluebell damn near went out of business with this listerious scare. So, I mean, we might be, we might be hurting for some, we might be hurting for some frozen goods. Pancake, what else was in the recall? I mean, way too much was in the recall is what it was. I'll tell you that.

Frozen pancakes, waffles, French toast slices, all. all being recalled from Aunt Jemima. And that's a New Jersey-based food company. So, wow, Pinnacle Foods Incorporated. Notified distributors and retailers of its decision to pull the products from the U.S. and Mexican store shelves after testing showed the presence of Listeria in a production plant. Wow.

The products are being recalled as a precautionary measure given the health and safety of our consumers is our top priority and we don't want to be fined or sued $18 billion. Oh no, that was just me saying that. Pinnacle Food said in a release statement adding that no illnesses have been reported. I don't know. I just had waffles and I'm feeling a little, I don't know, I feel queasy. I don't know what the problem is. I mean, I think I might have to go get checked.

my new name might turn into, you're listening to the Jeff Aunt Jemima Fisher radio show because, ooh, man, I feel a little queasy. A little hysteria does to you. But I can't remember if it was the pet frozen pancakes, the waffles or the French toast slices. One of those, one of those from Aunt Jemima made me ill. So, I mean, I should have reported it.

I should have reported it a couple of days ago. I mean, and I just thought I'd fight through it, but I don't seem to be winning the fight through the sickness from. Aunt Jemima. And now I might have to get a hold of pinnacle foods. Oh, man. I mean, I've always loved... Aunt Jemima. But, I mean, I'm fighting through this kind of thing, and I don't want anything bad to happen.

I just want to... I mean, look, if you want to pay me some money, okay. But, I mean, it's not about the money. It's about keeping people's safety and not getting them sick from eating. Aunt Jemima. So I hope you understand. All right. So if you do have frozen pancakes, waffles, or French toast slices from...

Aunt Jemima. In your freezer, it's been recalled. So take it back. Or you take, you know, I, you know what? There was Bluebell in the freezer here at Mercury Studios. I ate it. It had been put on the shelf during the Listeria scare. So you either, you take a shot.

You know, if you already had a couple of pancakes, from the frozen box of Aunt Jemima. And you figure, hey, I didn't get sick from those. I'm going to, you know, I still need breakfast next week before I leave the house with my frozen pancakes, waffles of French toast slices. And you take a shot. Good luck, God bless. All right?

Good luck, God bless. And thank you. It wasn't the pancake mix or the syrup from Aunt Jemima. Because now you're starting to get in on Jeff Fisher territory, actually. Now you're starting to get me a little upset. I mean, golf balls and frozen hash brown, sure. I can be mad, but it's okay. I can understand it.

Little Listeria in the frozen pancakes, waffles and French toast slices from Aunt Jemima. But would you start talking about the pancake mix and the syrup from? Aunt Jemima. Now you're getting into my territory where I'm getting a little mad. Okay? So I want you to listen to something from Lisa Campbell and tell me if it's a robot or not.

Listen to this. A food company based in. New Jersey is recalling Aunt Jemima frozen pancakes. That's a robot. I'll be damned. They're shoving robots down our faces already. We don't even know it. That's what they're doing, because now they're just going to say, we're going to say,

oh, no, we don't want robots giving us our news. We need humans to have that job. We've been giving you robot news for years. You haven't even noticed. Yeah, Lisa Campbell from My Heart News. Uh-huh. Robot. Aunt Jemima.

Robot. I mean, the rest of the rest of the news. of the cast was not bad. Right? I mean, it's, you know, she's trying to be friendly. She's trying to be warm. It's getting in there a little bit. Be uncomfortable.

Trying to, hey, we've got this story about food recall. But listen to this because it's important. And it's a big company and a lot of people buy. And so I want to be, I got to be friendly. And the whole cast builds up. But then that wrong pronunciation, man.

This is when people look at the robots and go, it's a robot. It's not a human being. Because before she gets to Aunt Jemima, she sounds pretty good, right? Listen to this. A food company based in New Jersey is recalling Aunt Jemima frozen pancakes.

Wait, what? See, she just sucks you right in, that whole robot thing, man. Sucks you right in. We're doomed. We're doomed. Unless robots continue to collie frozen pancakes, waffles

and French toast slices. Aunt Jemima. We're doomed. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting

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I'll tell you the whole story once I know the entire story. We know exactly what happened. Just know that some people affiliated with the broadcast went to the gate that we're supposed to have the passes. And they were like, no, your name's none of the list. And get off the property. So fortunately, we had not left yet. But now my wife is home. My wife is home not feeling well.

And my daughter is not feeling well. There's some kind of plague going through my house. And I'm driving to work this morning thinking, man. I'm going to have to wipe down all the door knobs, you know, I want to keep the plague at bay in my house today. It's not the plague. You know what it is? It's Listeria. I believe that Pinnacle Foods in New Jersey, who has their rights to...

Aunt Jemima products. My wife and children could have eaten frozen pancakes, waffles, and French toast slices from... Aunt Jemima. And now they're sick. so what's her name again Lisa Campbell I'm Lisa Campbell the robot Lisa Campbell told us about the recall today

Aunt Jemima I'm Lisa Campbell the latest newscast and now I'm concerned for my family's health and well-being can I sue pinnacle for being concerned about my family's health and well-being because of their recall can that happen

because your honor, I thought that they ate. Aunt Jemima. And now I'm concerned. All right. I know. I know I got it. Enough with the. Aunt Jemima.

I can't stop. I cannot stop doing it. Because it's a, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it's a robot. When you find out that these people are doing the network news or robots, you're going to say,

Jeff Fisher told me first. He knew it. guaranteed their robots. So when we get pissed a year from now, when they finally have it down to perfection where they're not going to hide it anymore, they're already doing the stories about the little voice with Obama and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

They're already doing it. There's no way that those big companies like, I don't know, you know, I heart, Claire Channel, that also Premier Radio Network is under the umbrella of them. I love them very much. And I've worked for many years for Clear Channel and I heart and they've actually paid a number of my bills, so thank you. But they're also a company that thrives on bottom line, thrives on, thrives on, I can't think of the line now. Shoot, what's the line?

Yes, that's the line. They thrive on... Aunt Jemima. Yeah, they thrive on that. They thrive on that. Gosh, darn it. It's the bottom line. It's the network.

It's the advance the stock price. It's the... They thrive on that. But there's a phrase that they used to use in some of their emails and memos that used to drive me crazy. And I can't remember what it is now. It's something to do with, you know, it doesn't matter. They just believe me when I tell them. you that if there was a company that would start using robots for newscast, they're it.

And good for them. Good for them. I mean, they, you know, I know they're struggling. There were a lot of stories this past week, especially about Clear Channel struggling to meet the bottom line. And investor percentage, no, it's not it. I can't remember what the line was. Shoot. It doesn't matter.

probably was. Aunt Jemima. Yeah, that was probably it. But when they come out in Europe, they can't use robots for newscasts, and we want humans and we want human beings, robots can't do it right. You know what they're going to do? They're going to play this newscast for you and go, see, you didn't know you didn't care.

Listen to this. A food company based in New Jersey is recalling Aunt Jemima frozen pancakes. And because of Aunt Jemima, that's where you get the robot. And I'm telling you, in another year, Lisa Campbell will have that fixed. That robot will have that fixed. So you'll never hear Lisa Campbell go. Aunt Jemima. Again.

It will be done. But just know that I'm on to you, Lisa. Okay? I'm on to you. I'm Lisa Campbell. I'm Lisa Campbell. Yeah. You're Lisa Campbell, all right.

A robotic news person. And I'm on to you. And your little listen to this is. I'm trying to be funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha, but when you got to... Aunt Jemima. I hear, I'm on to you. You're not, you're not fooling me.

You're not fooling me. Man, we didn't even, I got to get to the stupid story. We've got a ton of stuff to get to the shows. We were on the last half hour of the show already. Lawrence Jones is coming up after this broadcast. Mike Slater, Joe Pags, that's your Saturday. And then Sundays, I mean, David Barton, Jackie D, Bill Handel,

Monday through Friday, Doc. Glenn, Opelca, who, that comes after Opec, Oh yeah, Chris Salcedo, Pat and Stu, and then Buck Sexton at night. I mean, there's no reason to go anywhere else at the Blaze Radio Network. There's no place else.

And we've got to get, I mean, there's a story right here in front of me that isn't... Aunt Jemima. It is, though, the father drinks his own daughter's breast milk. Now, I can tell you, Why he's doing that when we come back from the bottom of the hour. On the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show.

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So we talked about, gave you the headline of the father drinks his daughter's breast milk. Now, the reason that he's doing it is obviously not a sexual thing. Thank God. It is to help beat his cancer. Now, it's a little frustrating that the daughter reads an article. he had chemo and everything, and then he was in remission, and then it came back. And so between the time he was in remission and it came back, she reads an article that breast milk is, you know, helps you fight that.

So she just had a baby, and she, you know, pumps milk and, you know, saves it for her dad, and her dad puts it in his coffee. But she doesn't have an idea of how much to use or what to use. She just, I mean, I hope they're keeping track. Because if it works, we need to have some documentation. So I wish that they would get some medical help maybe and just kind of have a doctor help them through that. However, what would be good is if they had some medical help, but they can't since it's in the United Kingdom. Now, I know Australia has a better health care system than we do.

Oh, wait, they've already walked that back. Welcome to the new administration. I know I don't talk. I try not to talk very much politics on Saturday because it drives me insane. and we all get enough of it through the week. I know. So I apologize sometimes when I touch on it because it drives me crazy.

But just, you know, just know that this is welcome to the new administration. That person sucks! The president really doesn't mean that that person sucks. The president means that he was just unhappy at the time with that person. And then wait for the tweet to come out with the president saying, no, I meant that person sucked.

And then, no, the president really didn't mean that that person sucked. The president meant that the president meant that that person really sucked at that time, but not all the time and not 24. It's welcome. Welcome. If you'd like to be welcome also to the New America, a grandmother with terminal cancer, this in America is in jail in Kansas, the great state of Kansas.

I didn't realize that Kansas sucked so bad. But not long ago, my son, my oldest son got pulled over by a Kansas state trooper who was not a nice person. And now this story coming out of Kansas, Kansas sucks. Those of you living in Kansas, sorry. You know,

you're still above Ohio for right now. Hey, let's get some states mad at us. Okay. Hey, how about the rest of you in that state? Kentucky, holy crap,

you are on a completely different list today. We'll get to that in a moment. Grandmother with terminal cancer. active ingredient in she has THC in her system and was driving okay it was a medication

her pharmacist says she needs in order to eat while on chemotherapy but she's in jail 48 hours because of a DUI but she had nothing to drink she had maranol in my system with the doctors in Oklahoma

gave me to fight cancer but since it's illegal in Kansas that's just stupid It's just stupid. So we're going to put her in jail. That's great. Thank you.

And now she's missing a chemo treatment, which will screw everything up. I hope you're happy, Kansas. Seriously, I hope you're happy. I really do. Over a little, it's got to stop. And I will say that I have firsthand knowledge of how well marijuana helps patients who are going through chemo, fighting cancer. and it is amazing how much it helps.

So if you have an opportunity, and I was where it was still illegal, and this was a number of years ago now, but I was happy to help. And it made a big difference in their life and in their comfort during such a horrific time. and if that can't happen because you think, oh God, it's the horrible marijuana, then you should think again, then maybe you could lose your job to a robot who says,

Aunt Jemima. Maybe you should do that. No, I don't want to hear it again, dear Lord, no. Don't do it. Don't do it. I swear to God, I don't want to hear it again. Aunt Jemima. I can't wait until we have robots running the board around here.

I'll tell you that. I get a producer in here that's running board. We'll take care of that right now. So Guardians of the Galaxy, they were a big talk about, hey, can debut in top of billion dollars after the first couple weekends.

It only got like 53 million. Only got like 53 million yesterday. So they're saying, well, it's good start. We're happy with good start. Oh, okay. Okay.

So you're not happy with, with, you don't think it's going to hit a billion now? No, we don't, but it'll be fine. It's a good start. They're going to, it's going to be fine. Don't dry your eyes. It'll be okay. Alex, he'll be okay. Another story that I find fascinating, and I have no idea why he would, why he does it,

unless he's just, you know, I guess the saying would be, well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. But Rand Paul. was in the news talking about how we had several people come to us and say that it happened. What happened? The administration, Obama administration, spied on my presidential campaign. Really? Do you have proof? I don't have access to that information, but I've been very concerned that too many Americans' information is being called through without a warrant.

I don't have any facts to say that it happened, but numerous sources are coming to us and say that it did happen. Is he Donald Trump all of a sudden? I don't have any facts to say it happened, but numerous sources are coming to us saying it did happen. Oh, well, I guess I'll talk about it. It's fine then. Don't worry about it. What are you thinking? And for those of you that use Facebook, I want you to think of this. Facebook right now is nearing two billion monthly users. So those of you concerned about where Mark Zuckerberg's next to, oh, that's a robot talk. Zucker.

Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg's next meal is going to come from? He's not worried about it. There's two billion monthly users. Mark Zuckerberg, not Zucker. If you heard

someone on the news called Zuckerberg, you know it was a robot. I mean, would you hear Aunt Jemima? You know that's a robot. So when you hear somebody call it Zuckerberg, that's breaking into robot talk. Also, Facebook is all ready to launch and take a big fight against TV. I mean, why not, right? You might as well. They kicked us put TV-like shows into high gear. They're aiming to premiere this in mid-June. Look for it for the new shows on Facebook. Wow. We got the YouTube

Red was producing their YouTube Red but producing their own content and they're also purchasing content that isn't theirs but you're able to watch it exclusively on their channel is amazing. Hulu producing new stuff, their own

material, Netflix, everybody wants it on the game. This is the golden age of television. I mean, we're starting to get into the serious golden age of television now. And I love it. I love it.

It cannot be good enough. All right. This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network. Listen, we're going to take, I'm going to step aside for just a little bit. Then we're going to come back and talk a little bit of the Kentucky Derby. And I'll let you tell you, give you a quick rundown of what's happening at the Derby today. I was excited to be at Churchill Downs today and talk about the race and see the race live and tell you about it. However, that was unable to happen.

But we're still going to talk about the Derby a little bit. here we go this is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network this is the Jeff Fisher show you know how difficult it is to find good employment people just an overarching question

that's all you know how so anyway we were supposed to be broadcasting live from the Kentucky Derby today and I was looking forward to it I don't know what happened I'll tell you the story when I find out what happened and I just know that our names were not on some list that they were supposed to be on.

And I was fortunate enough, and I mean this, I was fortunate enough to have not left yet to get on my way to Kentucky and Churchill Downs. There were a number of people that were there that showed up, and they were a little bummed. So, all ready to talk race. I was all ready to talk race. And there's plenty of horses. There's 20 horses in the field. 20 horses in the field. Now, my wife, the last three years, has picked the winner.

So she was excited about being able to be there and actually spending some money and winning. So was I. Here have some more. Let's use it and make some more. She knows how to pick horses. She's picked. I broadcast, I used to broadcast from a horse track in Tampa ever so often. You know, because I couldn't get me out of there.

They just put a mic in front of my mouth. I'm not leaving the track. And we used to do a thing there every year. And so we broadcast from there. And she can pick a man. She knows how to pick the horses. She knows how to pick the horses. So I was excited about being there.

And looking down the list of horses that have an opportunity, her pick is six to one odds right now. Six to one odds. I don't know if I should tell you or not what it is. I don't know if I should tell you. Maybe I will in a moment. Maybe. But every time you think about horse racing and Churchill Downs, I mean, personally, I think of Secretariat.

You know, the movie is great. I actually ran into someone here today who had not seen the movie Secretariat. I have no idea how long their green card is left before it, before it expires, before we can kick them out of the country? Because it's impossible to be an American without seeing that movie. Sorry. It just is.

C. Biscuit, another horse racing movie. If you haven't seen C. Biscuit, you should be released from being an American and escorted out of the country. Have you seen C Biscuit? Holy crap. This person, I am firing this person today. They are no longer work for the Blaze Radio Network, if that's the case. I've not taken it.

I'm not taking it. How much time do I have? When do I have to hit the stupid thing? Come on, I ask you to back time. You're just sitting there and telling me, you've seen a stupid movie. Nowish?

Nowish? All right. So then we talk about the Triple Crown and Secretary. And of course, there was a Triple Crown prior or since Secretariat. Seattle Slew affirmed and American Pharaoh. But there's not a chance of one this year. So it just would have been fun watching my wife's pick Irish War Cry with the Kentucky Derby.

But it does bring back the memories of Secretary. Tremendous machine. He laughs at fear, afraid of nothing. Think about it. He does not shy away from the sword. He cannot stand still when the trumpet sounds. Seriously, I wanted to be in Churchill, I do.

I mean, secretary still holds a record, baby. Don't fall off, right? Don't fall off. You're fired at you. Seriously, you're fired at me. I told you, you said that. I was way ahead of the game. I love the end of this movie.

I'm sorry. This is all I've been hearing in my head all day since I've been thinking about the Kentucky Derby and Secretary. I go by it. That's a tremendous machine. Hey, have a great week. Thanks for coming along for the ride today.

Lawrence Jones is looking to come on board here and drive this Blaze Radio Network right in, I mean upward, upward is what Lawrence is going to do with him. Take it up. So, take it up is what he's going to do. And have a great week. You look great too, by the way.

I know. I forgot to tell you that. I didn't need to neglect as you do. I don't necessarily wear that out anywhere, but, you know, it looks good on you right now.